Mid-Morning Art Thread

Self-portrait in Surprise and Terror
Joseph Ducreux

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1
In the well of the Senate?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2023 09:29 AM (x0n13)

2 Stop! In the name of love.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2023 09:30 AM (4I/2K)

3 Or it could be that senate aide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 09:30 AM (zZu0s)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Not the best at acting surprised, but he is putting in the effort.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 21, 2023 09:30 AM (eYoxG)

6 DAMMIT!!! JJ beat me to it.

I suspect collusion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 09:30 AM (zZu0s)

7 Marley's ghost has just come down the chimney.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at December 21, 2023 09:30 AM (SfhV1)

8 A self portrait in an active pose would be *really* hard to get right. Guy must have been a good artist, and had a good visual memory.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 21, 2023 09:30 AM (nC+QA)

9 He surprised himself painting himself?

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 09:31 AM (fwDg9)

10 Joseph Ducreux's wife walks in as he desperately tries to close his browser tab...

Posted by: Uh oh.... at December 21, 2023 09:31 AM (XqcwY)

11 The otter approaches.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

12 Oh, so you met my German friend.

Posted by: Aidan Maese-Czeropski at December 21, 2023 09:31 AM (kKQQu)

13 Very nicely detailed

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 09:31 AM (fwDg9)

14 Before "Shock and Awe"

Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2023 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

15 I really didn't mean to sneak in here like that, put the shotgun down , please!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 21, 2023 09:31 AM (hOUT3)

16 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm thinking more like someone walked in on him.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2023 09:32 AM (W/lyH)

17 Oh, so you met my German friend.

Out: Kielbasa

In: Fresh German sausage

Posted by: The Senate Cafeteria at December 21, 2023 09:32 AM (XqcwY)

18 No I mean, "Whoooouuuuaaa!" as in surprise and alarm.

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at December 21, 2023 09:32 AM (4I/2K)

19 Just learned that lutefisk is on the menu.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at December 21, 2023 09:32 AM (SfhV1)

20 Is he on Robespierre's Naughty List? Then he's genuinely terrified!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 21, 2023 09:32 AM (BHrzb)

21 14 Before "Shock and Awe"
Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2023 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

*whispers* Just the tip...

Posted by: Don't Cry at December 21, 2023 09:32 AM (zZu0s)

22 Come on Joseph you know you want this

Posted by: Buck Naked Lena Dunham walking in on Joseph Ducreux at December 21, 2023 09:33 AM (XqcwY)

23
Exit, pursued by a bear.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2023 09:33 AM (221Hu)

24 Despite being an odd and easy to joke about subject, it's well done. Face, hair, hand, and fabric all look realistic.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 21, 2023 09:33 AM (kKQQu)

25 "Have you seen the price of ground beef these days?"

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at December 21, 2023 09:33 AM (SfhV1)

26 Is he on Robespierre's Naughty List? Then he's genuinely terrified!

Out: Head

Also out: Having a head attached to your body

Posted by: Robespierre at December 21, 2023 09:34 AM (XqcwY)

27 *meanwhile in the ER*

"one in a million shot, Doc"

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 21, 2023 09:34 AM (NgqoH)

28 Could also be Madison, looking at court decisions interpreting the Constitution.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 21, 2023 09:34 AM (EpzKH)

29 Oh, the comments on this one are gonna be fun.

Okay, so Ducreux lived through the French Revolution, and was a contemporary of Washington, Jefferson, et al.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2023 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

30 "Wait, wait! You're FILMING this???!!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 21, 2023 09:34 AM (N3zMI)

31 Wait THAT is what a hand is supposed to look like?!?

But there are only 5 fingers?

Posted by: AI Art at December 21, 2023 09:34 AM (XqcwY)

32 Out: Head

Also out: Having a head attached to your body
Posted by: Robespierre at December 21, 2023 09:34 AM (XqcwY)

Or a working, intact jaw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 09:35 AM (zZu0s)

33 Caption contest:

Robespierre, when the Revolution came for him

Posted by: Don Black at December 21, 2023 09:35 AM (geLO8)

34
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2023 09:35 AM (221Hu)

35 He just walked into the Senate chambers...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2023 09:35 AM (puDky)

36 28 Could also be Madison, looking at court decisions interpreting the Constitution.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 21, 2023 09:34 AM (EpzKH)

TJM after someone tells him they fucking hate Scorsese.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 09:35 AM (zZu0s)

37 Dude was caught fapping. No doubt about it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 09:35 AM (lXVjD)

38 This could be the basis of a Stephen King short story.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2023 09:35 AM (izj35)

39 This painting reminds me of the reaction I had the last time I saw myself naked in a mirror.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 21, 2023 09:36 AM (CecP5)

40 Anal otters got to this guy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 21, 2023 09:36 AM (NcL9g)

41 Fake! Terrible acting. Go back to drama school.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 21, 2023 09:36 AM (GBKbO)

42 No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2023 09:35 AM (221Hu)

Dog bit him in the arse. Just out of sight.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at December 21, 2023 09:36 AM (SfhV1)

43 Wait! It's not what it looks like!

Posted by: Joseph Ducreux at December 21, 2023 09:36 AM (4I/2K)

44 Seems to me that anyone surprised from that angle would have his other arm up.
But what do I know?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2023 09:36 AM (W/lyH)

45 Love it. The artist's other self portraits are equally as amusing.

Posted by: Tuna at December 21, 2023 09:36 AM (oaGWv)

46
"Coming up next: Prometheus"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2023 09:37 AM (221Hu)

47 Seems to me that anyone surprised from that angle would have his other arm up.
But what do I know?
Posted by: Diogenes

This was better for the composition.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 21, 2023 09:37 AM (kKQQu)

48 46
"Coming up next: Prometheus"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2023 09:37 AM (221Hu)

Disney's remake of 'Casablanca'!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 09:38 AM (zZu0s)

49 The obvious Horde jokes aside, I actually quite like this.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 21, 2023 09:38 AM (N3zMI)

50 That's the look of Festivus joy if ever I saw one.

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

51 That's JJ as he quoted Ben Shapiro in the MR.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 21, 2023 09:39 AM (Rbu5d)

52 But I also like the obvious Horde jokes!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 21, 2023 09:39 AM (N3zMI)

53 The Ottering

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 21, 2023 09:39 AM (R4t5M)

54 Walked in to the senate hearing room.

Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2023 09:39 AM (rqn5J)

55 "WAIT -- You said to paint your wife like a goddess, she's the one who wanted chose Venus as inspiration!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2023 09:40 AM (izj35)

56 Congressional staffer?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 21, 2023 09:40 AM (9yWhg)

57 Surprise anal otters worked overtime on that witzer.

Posted by: Outside of Life at December 21, 2023 09:40 AM (89Sog)

58 Surprise Salad Tossing

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 21, 2023 09:40 AM (R4t5M)

59 Quite the philtrum that guy's got.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 21, 2023 09:41 AM (9yWhg)

60 This one looks familiar......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

61 Seems to me that anyone surprised from that angle would have his other arm up.
But what do I know?
Posted by: Diogenes

This was better for the composition.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 21, 2023 09:37 AM (kKQQu)

His left hand is on the upstairs maid, and herself just walked through the door.

Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2023 09:41 AM (rj6Yv)

62 35 He just walked into the Senate chambers...

Would Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2023 09:35 AM (puDky)

From a gibbet?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 21, 2023 09:41 AM (Rbu5d)

63 The look a movie producer friend had on his face when I pitched a remake of Basic Instinct with the Sharon Stone role being given to Lizzo.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 21, 2023 09:41 AM (CecP5)

64 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 21, 2023 09:42 AM (kKQQu)

65 I wouldn't hang, but the artist did a great job painting his expression of surprise and terror.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2023 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

66 This painting reminds me of the reaction I had the last time I saw myself naked in a mirror.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 21, 2023 09:36 AM (CecP5)

I hear that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 21, 2023 09:42 AM (Q0kLU)

67 Look! He said he was eighteen!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2023 09:42 AM (qoGsy)

68

"Prepare My Anus?!?!?"

Posted by: Paul at December 21, 2023 09:42 AM (Jo6t3)

69 "Carrots in chili???? Noooooooo!!!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 21, 2023 09:43 AM (9yWhg)

70 "The goggles--they do nothing!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 21, 2023 09:44 AM (EStcP)

71 The look on the face of an Ivy Alumni Colorado Supreme Court Judge right before the People's righteous indignation delivers justice if this were still the Republic the Founders envisioned.

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 09:44 AM (gmo/4)

72 The first rusty trombone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 21, 2023 09:44 AM (R4t5M)

73 Look of terror after walking in on Aidan and his butt buddy in the Senate chambers.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * take no prisoners at December 21, 2023 09:45 AM (5VhjV)

74 He survived the Revolution at least, unlike today painting the king, or President would get you in trouble with Leftists

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 09:45 AM (fwDg9)

75

When the wife walks in and finds you with a dead girl and a live boy... And possibly some farm animals.

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 21, 2023 09:46 AM (Jo6t3)

76 He looked in the box.

Posted by: Seven at December 21, 2023 09:46 AM (4I/2K)

77 Stop!
Don't touch me there!
That is
My "no no" square.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 21, 2023 09:46 AM (42IOy)

78 That look you get when someone unexpectedly opens the stall door to the toilet you're taking a dump on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2023 09:46 AM (Q4IgG)

79 Stop!
Don't touch me there!
That is
My "no no" square.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 21, 2023 09:46 AM (42IOy)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

80 The look on the face of an Ivy Alumni Colorado Supreme Court Judge right before the People's righteous indignation delivers justice if this were still the Republic the Founders envisioned.

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 09:44 AM (gmo/4)

Longish, but I like it.

Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2023 09:47 AM (AwYPR)

81 I went to read up on exactly how Robespierre died based on Aetius451AD 's note and was amused to see he was "opposed to the death penalty" at least early in his career.

As with most leftists though apparently the death penalty for "normal" crimes is wrong but opposition to the leftist themselves? Now that's a justified killing.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2023 09:48 AM (XqcwY)

82 This guy is getting rogered, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 21, 2023 09:48 AM (LVNnd)

83 You don't paint that unless you have a sense of humor. I like the guy already.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 21, 2023 09:48 AM (Z8Yh2)

84 Stop!
Don't touch me there!
That is
My "no no" square.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 21, 2023 09:46 AM (42IOy)

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 21, 2023 09:49 AM (Q0kLU)

85 I am not jerking off!

- Artist, probably.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 21, 2023 09:49 AM (eGC1J)

86 Also, another day of toe scrubbing clips.

Posted by: DOYLE at December 21, 2023 09:49 AM (Z8Yh2)

87 There's wolverines in the bathroom!!!

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 09:49 AM (gmo/4)

88 Dude didn't clear his browser history.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2023 09:50 AM (RIvkX)

89 Stop.

Hammer time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 21, 2023 09:50 AM (eGC1J)

90 "You don't paint that unless you have a sense of humor. I like the guy already."

Check out his other self portraits. I get the feeling that he would have been a delight to know.

Posted by: Tuna at December 21, 2023 09:51 AM (oaGWv)

91 Stop.

Hammer time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 21, 2023 09:50 AM (eGC1J)

Not again! - Paul Pelosi

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 09:51 AM (gmo/4)

92 He just saw the latest inflation numbers.

Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 09:51 AM (BW97Y)

93
Not again! - Paul Pelosi

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 09:51 AM (gmo/4)

Ha.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 21, 2023 09:51 AM (5xURv)

94 Wenches found his currency.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3535eg

Posted by: DaveA at December 21, 2023 09:51 AM (FhXTo)

95 85 I am not jerking off!

- Artist, probably.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 21, 2023 09:49 AM (eGC1J)

It's COLD!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 09:51 AM (zZu0s)

96 But I have a BLM sign in the window!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 21, 2023 09:51 AM (NBVIP)

97 The look on your face when you just pressed 'send' and realized your browser tab of tentacle porn was still open.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

98 83 You don't paint that unless you have a sense of humor. I like the guy already.

he has some others that are also fun

one is used in a lot of memes

he's great! fun painting

it's me realizing I forgot one major ingredient for my cooking today and DAMMIT now I have to go to wegmans and fight thru hell

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 21, 2023 09:52 AM (AcWfM)

99 There's wolverines in the bathroom!!!
Posted by: Archer

Our spies are everywhere.

Posted by: Jim Harbaugh, Head Douchecanoe at December 21, 2023 09:53 AM (R4t5M)

100 86 Also, another day of toe scrubbing clips.
Posted by: DOYLE at December 21, 2023 09:49 AM (Z8Yh2)

I find the insty ones worse. The gif ads with the 'jiggling fat chick(?)

And that toe slime and scrub one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 09:53 AM (zZu0s)

101 Whoa...... eat the bugs?!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2023 09:53 AM (Q4IgG)

102 Stop.

Hammer time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 21, 2023 09:50 AM (eGC1J)

STOP THE HAMMERING!

Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at December 21, 2023 09:53 AM (Q0kLU)

103 There's wolverines in the bathroom!!!
Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 09:49 AM (gmo/4)

A trifle compared to what I found in there.

Posted by: Stephen King's Dreamcatcher at December 21, 2023 09:53 AM (4I/2K)

104 The look on your face when you just pressed 'send' and realized your browser tab of tentacle porn was still open.

Preach brother

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at December 21, 2023 09:53 AM (XqcwY)

105 I find the insty ones worse. The gif ads with the 'jiggling fat chick(?)

that one is highly disturbing

I think these are an op tbh

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 21, 2023 09:53 AM (AcWfM)

106 97 The look on your face when you just pressed 'send' and realized your browser tab of tentacle porn was still open.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

Tab control is key. Make sure to copy and paste the RIGHT addy into tinyurl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 09:53 AM (zZu0s)

107 And then the murders started...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2023 09:53 AM (7fElN)

108 8 A self portrait in an active pose would be *really* hard to get right. Guy must have been a good artist, and had a good visual memory.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Dude probably cheated and took a picture first.

Posted by: Art Moron at December 21, 2023 09:54 AM (JCZqz)

109 Going thru butt-stuff at PornHub when the wife walks in ... or so I've been told.

Posted by: Paladin at December 21, 2023 09:54 AM (+Ivv+)

110 It's Thursday and I still wouldn't hire Nikki Haley to rake leaves.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 21, 2023 09:54 AM (5xURv)

111 Here's one by the artist that should be called "Who Loves Ya, Baby?"

http://tinyurl.com/yn8syuha

Posted by: Don Black at December 21, 2023 09:54 AM (geLO8)

112 Obligatory...

https://youtu.be/y8Kyi0WNg40?si=GBs_CYRK2DxpLaG0

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2023 09:55 AM (7fElN)

113 Jeffrey Epstein just before he was suicided.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

114 On Reddit I found out that women will ignore men on dating apps who say they are moderate politically. why? Because moderate is what right wing Nazis say to hide their right wing Nazi views.

🤣🤣

Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 09:55 AM (BW97Y)

115 I know this isn't AI. 1...2...3...4...5. Check.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2023 09:56 AM (RIvkX)

116 "To arms! To arms! The hairline is receding!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2023 09:56 AM (991eG)

117 114 On Reddit I found out that women will ignore men on dating apps who say they are moderate politically. why? Because moderate is what right wing Nazis say to hide their right wing Nazi views.

🤣🤣
Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 09:55 AM (BW97Y)

I wonder why they would do such a thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 09:56 AM (zZu0s)

118 105 I find the insty ones worse. The gif ads with the 'jiggling fat chick(?)

that one is highly disturbing

I think these are an op tbh
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at December 21, 2023 09:53 AM (AcWfM)

=======

RSS feeds for the win. I get all the Insty posts without any of the ads.

RSS feeds to make a comeback.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 21, 2023 09:56 AM (GBKbO)

119 I saw Going Through Butt-Stuff open for Butthole Surfers at EdgeFest in 2010.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

120 RSS feeds for the win. I get all the Insty posts without any of the ads.

RSS feeds to make a comeback.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 21, 2023 09:56 AM (GBKbO)

Brave scrubs them pretty effectively at home.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 09:57 AM (zZu0s)

121 Ah, the Winter Solstice.

Folks, let us pause for a movement and ponder our noble ancestors and the way the lived during the Winter Solstice. Let us follow the ancient rite of winter by armoring up at this festive time, go forth and massacre our enemies.

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 09:57 AM (gmo/4)

122 Congressional staffer?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Nah. His pants are still on.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 09:57 AM (lXVjD)

123 Here's one by the artist that should be called "Who Loves Ya, Baby?"

http://tinyurl.com/yn8syuha
Posted by: Don Black at December 21, 2023 09:54 AM (geLO

---
1. Pimp hat should be purple.
2. Needs a giant ostrich plume coming out of the hat.

I may be slightly biased in that regard.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2023 09:57 AM (7fElN)

124 I promise I was only comforting the cabin boy!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 21, 2023 09:57 AM (42IOy)

125 Can you blame him?

Posted by: Biden's Dog smells a whole lotta malarkey, at December 21, 2023 09:58 AM (zvEEc)

126 Sometimes I have a feeling porn doesn’t accurately represent reality. like does every step mom have sex with her step daughter? I think not.

Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 09:58 AM (BW97Y)

127 Dude just heard about the gay blessing from the Vatican.

He’s going to be relieved when he actually reads the document. Too bad he gets his news from the barber magazines.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at December 21, 2023 09:58 AM (7rzgu)

128 Dude was caught fapping. No doubt about it.

Jeffery Toobin's ancestor?

Posted by: Paladin at December 21, 2023 09:58 AM (+Ivv+)

129 Folks, let us pause for a movement and ponder our noble ancestors and the way the lived during the Winter Solstice. Let us follow the ancient rite of winter by armoring up at this festive time, go forth and massacre our enemies.

Posted by: Archer

Wait! I'll make cappuccino first!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2023 09:58 AM (IaTa3)

130 Dude just heard about the gay blessing from the Vatican.

He’s going to be relieved when he actually reads the document. Too bad he gets his news from the barber magazines.
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at December 21, 2023 09:58 AM (7rzgu)

It's like he doesn't even Bible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

131 I was just grabbing my socks, honest!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 21, 2023 09:59 AM (+bMvb)

132 Sometimes I have a feeling porn doesn’t accurately represent reality. like does every step mom have sex with her step daughter? I think not.

The hell you say.

Ashley, its taco tuesday again and I don't care that its Thursday

Posted by: Jill Biden at December 21, 2023 09:59 AM (XqcwY)

133 It's like he doesn't even Bible.

Fortunately for joke makers everywhere at least bears do still shit in the woods

Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2023 10:00 AM (XqcwY)

134 This painting reminds me of the reaction I had the last time I saw myself naked in a mirror.

Thought **That can't be accurate...**

Posted by: Paladin at December 21, 2023 10:00 AM (+Ivv+)

135 Ah, the Winter Solstice.

Folks, let us pause for a movement and ponder our noble ancestors and the way the lived during the Winter Solstice. Let us follow the ancient rite of winter by armoring up at this festive time, go forth and massacre our enemies.

Posted by: Archer

My childhood punishments are now my adulthood goals:1. Going to bed early, 2. Not leaving the house, & 3. Not going to a party.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 10:00 AM (lXVjD)

136 He looks a bit like Maurice Roeves, aka Sergeant James from "Danger: UXB"

"Wait, wait! I said clock-stoppah ON!!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 21, 2023 10:00 AM (N3zMI)

137 1. Pimp hat should be purple.
2. Needs a giant ostrich plume coming out of the hat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Ah - what I call the Walt Frazier 70's look.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2023 10:00 AM (IaTa3)

138 It dawned on me earlier. The Grinch didn't not like Christmas. He didn't like people.

And that's legit.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 10:01 AM (lXVjD)

139
My childhood punishments are now my adulthood goals:1. Going to bed early, 2. Not leaving the house, & 3. Not going to a party.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 10:00 AM (lXVjD)

4. Drink in moderation
5. no candy before bed

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 10:01 AM (zZu0s)

140 Folks, let us pause for a movement and ponder our noble ancestors and the way the lived during the Winter Solstice. Let us follow the ancient rite of winter by armoring up at this festive time, go forth and massacre our enemies.

Posted by: Archer

Promote this soldier! I like the way he thinks.

Posted by: General George Washington at December 21, 2023 10:01 AM (4I/2K)

141 1. Pimp hat should be purple.
2. Needs a giant ostrich plume coming out of the hat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Ah - what I call the Walt Frazier 70's look.

Posted by: Tonypete

The Huggy Bear look.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 10:01 AM (lXVjD)

142 My childhood punishments are now my adulthood goals:1. Going to bed early, 2. Not leaving the house, & 3. Not going to a party.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 10:00 AM (lXVjD)

You know, I hadn't really thought about that. By golly, you're right. Me too!

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 10:01 AM (gmo/4)

143 Ah - what I call the Walt Frazier 70's look.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2023 10:00 AM (IaTa3)

The John Wayne movie... McQ which had TC from Magnum PI (before Magnum) as a pimp who was an informer. TC had a get up just as described in that movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 10:02 AM (zZu0s)

144 Wait! It's not what it looks like!

What are you going to believe ME, or your lying eyes?

Posted by: Paladin at December 21, 2023 10:02 AM (+Ivv+)

145 142 My childhood punishments are now my adulthood goals:1. Going to bed early, 2. Not leaving the house, & 3. Not going to a party.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 10:00 AM (lXVjD)

You know, I hadn't really thought about that. By golly, you're right. Me too!

Posted by: Archer

Naps, snacks and summer vacation are wasted on kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 21, 2023 10:04 AM (42IOy)

146 Roger E Mosley.

I had forgotten that Diana Muldaur was in that movie. It was horrible, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 10:04 AM (zZu0s)

147 Bronx Tina has a few words on the Colorado Trump decision. Slight language warning, because, well, Bronx Tina.

Link goes to Twitter:
http://tinyurl.com/bdef3xkf

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at December 21, 2023 10:04 AM (iODuv)

148 Pimp Higgins > Pimp Magnum PI

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 21, 2023 10:05 AM (JFCPJ)

149 I was in the pool!!

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 21, 2023 10:05 AM (NBVIP)

150 Disney's remake of 'Casablanca'!

OH GOD NO! I love that movie. So many great one liners.

"I stick my neck out for nobody."

Posted by: Paladin at December 21, 2023 10:06 AM (+Ivv+)

151 Most Americans especially Jews, reject Trump The Messiah

Posted by: Paul at December 21, 2023 10:06 AM (BnGNT)

152 Posted by: Paul at December 21, 2023 10:06 AM (BnGNT)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 21, 2023 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

153 Posted by: Paul at December 21, 2023 10:06 AM (BnGNT)

========

You've convinced me. Trump is the devil. We should defeat him by any means necessary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 21, 2023 10:07 AM (GBKbO)

154 Oh look! The baby's up.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2023 10:07 AM (IaTa3)

155 Meh.

Posted by: Dramatic Prairie Dog at December 21, 2023 10:07 AM (Wnv9h)

156 Clearly CBD was the artist's model, as he was observing maple syrup being poured on French Toast.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2023 10:07 AM (a3Q+t)

157 151 Most Americans especially Jews, reject Trump The Messiah
Posted by: Paul at December 21, 2023 10:06 AM (BnGNT)

Paul doesn’t know about polls.

Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:07 AM (BW97Y)

158 As an old Cold Warrior, I have a complaint. I've seen multiple YT videos now of U.S. troops marching in various eastern European country's national day parades. My question for those of you who recently served is:

Doesn't the U.S. Army teach close order drill anymore? The number of troops out of step is astonishing to me.

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 10:08 AM (gmo/4)

159 Paul. If a majority of Americans reject Trump, why are there thousands and thousands at every rally all while Biden can't attract a crowd like bingo night at the local nursing home?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

160 You've convinced me. Trump is the devil. We should defeat him by any means necessary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 21, 2023 10:07 AM (GBKbO)

I like the bit thrown in about the Jews. Stay on the plantation!

*eyeroll*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 10:08 AM (zZu0s)

161
Paul doesn’t know about polls.
Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:07 AM (BW97Y)

His mom has one in her bedroom, what are you talking about?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

162 Most Americans especially Jews, reject Trump The Messiah
Posted by: Paul at December 21, 2023 10:06 AM (BnGNT)
-

Now say that with paper ballots, ID-verified voters and overnight tallying, you dumb fuck.

Posted by: Biden's Dog smells a whole lotta malarkey, at December 21, 2023 10:09 AM (zvEEc)

163 Paul is aright about Jews though. They will vote 80% Democrat like usual.

Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:09 AM (BW97Y)

164 157 151 Most Americans especially Jews, reject Trump The Messiah
Posted by: Paul at December 21, 2023 10:06 AM (BnGNT)

Paul doesn’t know about polls.
Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:07 AM (BW97Y)

I think Paul knows a LOT about polls.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 10:09 AM (zZu0s)

165 Most Americans especially Jews, reject Trump The Messiah
Posted by: Paul
===
Dude, you are so weird that you have to work at the Verge.

Posted by: It's all theater at December 21, 2023 10:09 AM (JM96T)

166 Bronx Tina is awesome.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 21, 2023 10:09 AM (kzHlT)

167 Doesn't the U.S. Army teach close order drill anymore? The number of troops out of step is astonishing to me.

Posted by: Archer

The troop's left feet identify as right - so, you can understand the confusion and lack of discipline and order.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2023 10:09 AM (IaTa3)

168 To Paul, a message from Bronx Tina. And me.

http://tinyurl.com/bdef3xkf

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at December 21, 2023 10:09 AM (iODuv)

169 Ooooh, mercy me! He said pussy! Pussy is so gross! Somebody fetch my fainting couch, and carry it straight to the Lido deck! I have 200 lbs to gain.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 21, 2023 10:10 AM (0FoWg)

170
Hand would look better and be more symmetrical with an even number of fingers.

Posted by: Artificial Intelligence Bot at December 21, 2023 10:10 AM (enJYY)

171 Doesn't the U.S. Army teach close order drill anymore? The number of troops out of step is astonishing to me.

—

Bro, we identify as not being out of step.
- Soldiers

Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:10 AM (BW97Y)

172 Bronx Tina has a few words on the Colorado Trump decision. Slight language warning, because, well, Bronx Tina.

Link goes to Twitter:
http://tinyurl.com/bdef3xkf

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at December 21, 2023 10:04 AM (iODuv)

I really like her. She would fit in well with us.

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 10:11 AM (gmo/4)

173 “General Motors Co.’s Buick brand said that nearly half of its U.S. dealers have opted to take a buyout instead of moving forward with its electric-vehicle future.”

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2023 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

174 Paul is aright about Jews though. They will vote 80% Democrat like usual.
Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:09 AM (BW97Y)
-

Now give us the percentage for lapsed christians.

Posted by: Biden's Dog smells a whole lotta malarkey, at December 21, 2023 10:12 AM (zvEEc)

175 Doesn't the U.S. Army teach close order drill anymore? The number of troops out of step is astonishing to me.

—

Bro, we identify as not being out of step.
- Soldiers
Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:10 AM (BW97Y)
---
Just one more thing for today's soldiers to whine about on Tik-Tok...marching in unison as a unit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2023 10:12 AM (7fElN)

176 Paul gets his news from TYT and MSNBC. And then has sex with his hand fantasizing about Chunk.

Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:12 AM (BW97Y)

177 If voting mattered, they wouldn't let us do it.

Posted by: George Carlin, I think at December 21, 2023 10:12 AM (NBVIP)

178

We call them 'speed bumps'.

Posted by: Paul's Rectal Condylomas at December 21, 2023 10:13 AM (Jo6t3)

179 173 “General Motors Co.’s Buick brand said that nearly half of its U.S. dealers have opted to take a buyout instead of moving forward with its electric-vehicle future.”
Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2023 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

Reminder:
http://tinyurl.com/29sf9t67

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 10:14 AM (zZu0s)

180 I really like her. She would fit in well with us.

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 10:11 AM (gmo/4)

She calls herself "a deplorable", as well.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at December 21, 2023 10:14 AM (iODuv)

181 Bronx Tina
-

Why do I hear Cahnawrsie?

Posted by: Biden's Dog smells a whole lotta malarkey, at December 21, 2023 10:14 AM (zvEEc)

182 48 46
"Coming up next: Prometheus"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2023 09:37 AM (221Hu)

Disney's remake of 'Casablanca'!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 09:38 AM (zZu0s)

Disney's "Alien 7: Casablanca" The Musical

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2023 10:15 AM (nFnyb)

183 Pranks, For The Memories - a limerick

I once played a joke on my boss
The taskmaster Joseph Ducroux
The gist of my scheme?
Take his hemorrhoid cream
And replace it with Tabasco sauce!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2023 10:15 AM (991eG)

184 What an odd concept

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 21, 2023 10:16 AM (zxP/x)

185 Tony Pete. Thanks for mentioning Walt Frazier, one of my favorite enemies.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 21, 2023 10:16 AM (4780s)

186 More likely.

Disney's "Alien 7: Casablanca High School" The Musical.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2023 10:16 AM (nFnyb)

187 186 More likely.

Disney's "Alien 7: Casablanca High School" The Musical.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2023 10:16 AM (nFnyb)

Except both Rick and Ilsa are gay and black.

And lame.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 10:17 AM (zZu0s)

188 Kurt Russel and his son want to make a sequel to The Last Starfighter.

Let it go Captain Ron.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2023 10:17 AM (2zKgn)

189 He also has that look like the Indian food just kicked in.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 21, 2023 10:18 AM (R4t5M)

190 188 Kurt Russel and his son want to make a sequel to The Last Starfighter.

Let it go Captain Ron.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2023 10:17 AM (2zKgn)

Huh. I love Kurt, but this seems odd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 10:18 AM (zZu0s)

191 189 He also has that look like the Indian food just kicked in.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 21, 2023 10:18 AM (R4t5M)

Oh. Oh God. That's...

*runs for bathroom*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 10:19 AM (zZu0s)

192 Most Americans especially Jews, reject Trump The Messiah
Posted by: Paul

Well, of course, everyone knows that Trump is Moses.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2023 10:19 AM (nFnyb)

193 Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick said Tuesday that President Biden should be taken off the 2024 ballot for causing an illegal immigration crisis.

His remark was in response to a Colorado court ruling that former President Donald Trump would be kept off that state’s ballot because he violated the Constitution’s so-called insurrection clause.

Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:19 AM (BW97Y)

194 Sometimes I have a feeling porn doesn’t accurately represent reality. like does every step mom have sex with her step daughter? I think not.

Sadly, you are correct. Every pizza I've delivered has been paid for in cash or credit card, despite what I was promised.

Posted by: Big Sausage Pizza delivery driver at December 21, 2023 10:19 AM (a3Q+t)

195 Kurt Russel and his son want to make a sequel to The Last Starfighter.

Let it go Captain Ron.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2023 10:17 AM (2zKgn)

Huh. I love Kurt, but this seems odd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 10:18 AM (zZu0s)

I'd prefer the further adventures of Captain Ron.

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 10:20 AM (gmo/4)

196 Exactly Aetius.

For Centauri, Johnny Depp. Not Snake Pliskin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2023 10:20 AM (2zKgn)

197 So it's a movie thread now?

Posted by: I gotta ask at December 21, 2023 10:20 AM (NBVIP)

198 197 So it's a movie thread now?
Posted by: I gotta ask at December 21, 2023 10:20 AM (NBVIP)

========

Gary Cooper was miscast in Mr. Deeds Goes to Town.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 21, 2023 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

199 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 21, 2023 10:21 AM (R4t5M)

200 Movie Car Gun thread.

Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

Go.

Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:21 AM (BW97Y)

201 Movie thread?

Moose out front.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2023 10:21 AM (2zKgn)

202
Gary Cooper was miscast in Mr. Deeds Goes to Town.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 21, 2023 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

Gary Cooper was miscast in just about every movie he was in.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2023 10:22 AM (nFnyb)

203 Is he bidding on a reverse cowgirl? Because five bucks isn't going to do it,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2023 10:22 AM (bo7UB)

204 Damn. In all our analysis of the Colorado/Trump ruling, we forgot the most basic Lefty trope: fearing the backlash against the REAL victims.

Colorado Supreme Court justices face a flood of threats after disqualifying Trump from the ballot. In the 24 hours since the Colorado Supreme Court kicked former President Donald Trump off the state's Republican primary ballot, social media outlets have been flooded with threats against the justices who ruled in the case, according to a report obtained by NBC News.

The threats fit into a predictable and familiar pattern, seen time and time again after legal developments against Trump. After the FBI searched Trump's Mar-a-Lago home in Florida, a man who had been at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, attacked the FBI field office in Cincinnati with a nail gun while holding an AR-15-style rifle. When a grand jury in Georgia indicted Trump, some of his supporters posted the grand jurors' addresses online. When U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan was assigned to special counsel Jack Smith's federal election interference case against Trump, she faced threats from Trump supporters. A federal appeals court pointed out the pattern...

Posted by: Intercepted NBC Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 21, 2023 10:22 AM (JCZqz)

205 200 Movie Car Gun thread.

Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

Go.
Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:21 AM (BW97Y)

Ronin. Love the movie, but the cars themselves are a bit boring. The chase is good, but the cars are just sedans.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 10:23 AM (zZu0s)

206 But Car Wars has never been made into a movie,

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2023 10:23 AM (2zKgn)

207 So it's a movie thread now?
Posted by: I gotta ask at December 21, 2023 10:20 AM

It won't be officially until a certain movie is mentioned.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2023 10:23 AM (a3Q+t)

208 Well, of course, everyone knows that Trump is Moses.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2023 10:19 AM (nFnyb)

This made me chortle. Nice retort!

Posted by: Emmie at December 21, 2023 10:23 AM (Sf2cq)

209 203 Is he bidding on a reverse cowgirl? Because five bucks isn't going to do it,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2023 10:22 AM (bo7UB)

Depends on who it's with.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at December 21, 2023 10:23 AM (zZu0s)

210
Ronin. Love the movie, but the cars themselves are a bit boring. The chase is good, but the cars are just sedans.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 10:23 AM (zZu0s)

That movie was a long ad for the Audi A8. Awesome car. Shit quality. But awesome car.

Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:24 AM (BW97Y)

211 Sadly, you are correct. Every pizza I've delivered has been paid for in cash or credit card, despite what I was promised.
Posted by: Big Sausage Pizza delivery driver at December 21, 2023 10:19 AM (a3Q+t)

-----------

That's only because the pool cleaners are getting all the action.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2023 10:24 AM (bo7UB)

212 Heh.
Mrs D just pointed out that the last time the Dems left a name off the ballot, it was Abraham Lincoln. We know what happened next.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2023 10:24 AM (W/lyH)

213 Audi A8. Awesome car. Shit quality. But awesome car.

Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:24 AM (BW97Y)

Uh......this doesn't compute.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

214 Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.
---------------
Mad Max - The Road Warrior.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 21, 2023 10:25 AM (AgJOD)

215 Bronx Tina has a few words on the Colorado Trump decision. Slight language warning, because, well, Bronx Tina.

I like her vitriol, but the whole "this shows how scared the Democrats are! They know they're losing!" schtick has worn out its welcome with me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 21, 2023 10:25 AM (Q0kLU)

216 Movie Car Gun thread.

Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

Go.
Posted by: Monte

Deathrace *(nnnn)

*pick your version, they'll all okay*

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 21, 2023 10:25 AM (3CCua)

217 General Motors Co.’s Buick brand said that nearly half of its U.S. dealers have opted to take a buyout instead of moving forward with its electric-vehicle future.”
Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2023 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

Used to love my Buick LeSabre.

Saw a "buick" the other day...some tiny SUV...looked like an Eytie Fiat from the distance.

The horror, the horror...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2023 10:25 AM (puDky)

218 Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

Sunset Boulevard.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 21, 2023 10:26 AM (Q0kLU)

219 The letter by the Faculty Senate comes after Wharton Board of Advisors Chair Rowan sent an email where he described a campus ‘culture’ that ‘distracted from UPenn’s core mission of scholarship, research, and academic excellence.’

… Yeah. That does sound threatening.

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2023 10:26 AM (RHGPo)

220 Bronx Tina? No relation to Talking Tina?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2023 10:26 AM (2zKgn)

221 Except both Rick and Ilsa are gay and black.

And lame.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 10:17 AM (zZu0s)

----------

That would mean poor Sam is a tranny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2023 10:26 AM (bo7UB)

222 203 Is he bidding on a reverse cowgirl? Because five bucks isn't going to do it,
Posted by: Cicero

Maybe not in 2023, but in 1723, $5 gets you some top tier poon tang.

Posted by: Time Traveling Pimp at December 21, 2023 10:26 AM (JCZqz)

223 >>Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

John Wick

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2023 10:27 AM (ZLI7S)

224
Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

Go.
Posted by: Monte

Old Yeller. The wagon is the car.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 21, 2023 10:27 AM (3CCua)

225 Boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

226 180 I really like her. She would fit in well with us.

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 10:11 AM (gmo/4)

She calls herself "a deplorable", as well.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at December 21, 2023 10:14 AM

Maybe she already is an 'ette.

Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 21, 2023 10:28 AM (miT2W)

227 223 >>Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

John Wick
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2023 10:27 AM (ZLI7S)

That's a good one.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at December 21, 2023 10:28 AM (zZu0s)

228 Chilly and foggy heading across the water to town today.

I hope y'all have a lovely day.

Peace be with you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 21, 2023 10:28 AM (iNLjp)

229
I hope y'all have a lovely day.

Peace be with you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 21, 2023 10:28 AM (iNLjp)

*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

230 My childhood punishments are now my adulthood goals

Mention "straight to bed without your dinner" and some kook doctor in Canada will have a diet cult based on it. You'll get fingers waggled in your face all day if you don't. Die-A-Beetus.

Yo Polliwog, still not drunk.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 21, 2023 10:29 AM (FCs/J)

231 Feds and local health officials issue alerts of diseases being spread by illegals.

Polio, TB, chickenpox....

Posted by: It's happening at December 21, 2023 10:29 AM (9MwrL)

232 Maybe she already is an 'ette.
Posted by: That Northernlurke embracing the suckd at December 21, 2023 10:28 AM (miT2W)
-----
The lurker community around here is both broad and deep...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2023 10:29 AM (7fElN)

233 The great legal mind of Ted Lieu enlightens us.

Ted Lieu
@tedlieu
The Colorado trial court HELD A TRIAL and made rock solid findings of fact that Trump “engaged in insurrection.” SCOTUS would not have any basis to overrule the findings.
The only way SCOTUS can overturn is to make the perverse ruling that Presidents can engage in insurrection.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 10:29 AM (FVME7)

234 The threats fit into a predictable and familiar pattern, seen time and time again after legal developments against Trump. After the FBI searched Trump's Mar-a-Lago home in Florida, a man who had been at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, attacked the FBI field office in Cincinnati with a nail gun while holding an AR-15-style rifle. When a grand jury in Georgia indicted Trump, some of his supporters posted the grand jurors' addresses online. When U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan was assigned to special counsel Jack Smith's federal election interference case against Trump, she faced threats from Trump supporters. A federal appeals court pointed out the pattern...
Posted by: Intercepted NBC Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 21, 2023 10:22 AM (JCZqz)

I'm fairly well-informed, but I do have a memory like a sieve. I know the left considers it a threat if we say "no, thank you" to any of their tyrannical plans, but were there actual, legitimate threats from actual Trump supporters against these people? Or is it just that we didn't applaud them enthusiastically enough?

Posted by: Emmie at December 21, 2023 10:30 AM (Sf2cq)

235 Gary Cooper was miscast in just about every movie he was in.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2023 10:22 AM (nFnyb)

Except, IMO, Ball of Fire (1941) and Sgt. York (1941)

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 10:30 AM (gmo/4)

236 Used to love my Buick LeSabre.

Saw a "buick" the other day...some tiny SUV...looked like an Eytie Fiat from the distance.

The horror, the horror...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2023 10:25 AM (puDky)

Knew a dude with an old Buick. Big chrome letters crossed the trunk lid. He took a grinder and turned the B into an F. Then got rid of the I.
Hilarious.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2023 10:30 AM (W/lyH)

237 -----
The lurker community around here is both broad and deep...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2023 10:29 AM (7fElN)

This is about me, isn't it.....

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Gaping Gap at December 21, 2023 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

238 Earlier:

General Motors Co.’s Cadillac brand said that nearly half of its U.S. dealers have opted to take a buyout instead of moving forward with its electric-vehicle future.”

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2023 10:30 AM (RHGPo)

239 231 Feds and local health officials issue alerts of diseases being spread by illegals.

Polio, TB, chickenpox....
---------------
NYC dying of the plague would be cool. They could do an ending scene with the Statue of Liberty like Heston. Damned dirty apes.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 21, 2023 10:31 AM (AgJOD)

240 234. And did it turn out that any actual threats were not real Trump supporters, but instead were unbalanced people groomed by three-letter agencies?

Posted by: Emmie at December 21, 2023 10:31 AM (Sf2cq)

241 The Mindfuck Merry-Go-Round spins even faster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 21, 2023 10:31 AM (R4t5M)

242 I dislike car chase scenes in movies. I think Ronin is the only movie I liked the scene.

The worst was in Taken. Really stupid.

Posted by: Drive by at December 21, 2023 10:32 AM (uZW6f)

243 I hope y'all have a lovely day.

Peace be with you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 21, 2023 10:28 AM (iNLjp)

**hands nurse a mug of hot chocolate laced with Chambord**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 21, 2023 10:32 AM (Q0kLU)

244 Telly Savills and his Buick Century was cool.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 21, 2023 10:32 AM (AgJOD)

245 I'm fairly well-informed, but I do have a memory like a sieve. I know the left considers it a threat if we say "no, thank you" to any of their tyrannical plans, but were there actual, legitimate threats from actual Trump supporters against these people? Or is it just that we didn't applaud them enthusiastically enough?
Posted by: Emmie

Doxxing is only bad when leftists are named. That's why it has become an issue recently. They get a dose of their own medicine and, POW! They really don't like it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 21, 2023 10:33 AM (iNLjp)

246 A warning from President Biden.

Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
Trump poses many threats to our country: The right to choose, civil rights, voting rights, and America’s standing in the world.
But the greatest threat he poses is to our democracy.
If we lose that, we lose everything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 10:33 AM (FVME7)

247 General Motors Co.’s Cadillac brand said that nearly half of its U.S. dealers have opted to take a buyout instead of moving forward with its electric-vehicle future.”
Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2023 10:30 AM (RHGPo)

-----------

They got one look at Cadillac's all-electric $300k+ Celestiq and visions of bankruptcy danced in their heads.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2023 10:33 AM (bo7UB)

248 Dalton's '65 Riviera was a beautiful car. Always overlooked as far as movie cars.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 21, 2023 10:33 AM (R4t5M)

249 Chrysler Cordoba, Rich Corinthian Leather, and Ricardo Montalbán

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2023 10:34 AM (RHGPo)

250 Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars

Harper; Paul Newman driving a clapped out Porsche Speedster. Loved that car, can’t remember anything about guns.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 21, 2023 10:34 AM (/HoHj)

251 Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

1. Bullet (196

2. The Italian Job (1969)

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 10:34 AM (gmo/4)

252 I hope y'all have a lovely day.

Peace be with you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 21, 2023 10:28 AM (iNLjp)

**hands nurse a mug of hot chocolate laced with Chambord**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 21, 2023 10:32 AM (Q0kLU)
***

Yum!

I do a raspberry filling for cookies that uses chambord. Mmmmmm!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2023 10:34 AM (W/lyH)

253 GM is requiring dealers who remain to invest at least $200,000 to market the electric vehicles

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2023 10:35 AM (RHGPo)

254 Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

Patton.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2023 10:35 AM (W/lyH)

255 Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
Trump poses many threats to our country: The right to choose, civil rights, voting rights, and America’s standing in the world.
But the greatest threat he poses is to our democracy.
If we lose that, we lose everything.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 10:33 AM (FVME7)
---
FJB's judges in CO have already trampled all over the rights enumerated above. Not sure how Trump could do any worse in that respect.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2023 10:35 AM (7fElN)

256 Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

Goldfinger

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2023 10:36 AM (RHGPo)

257 James Bond in an Aston Martin with cool guns was cool.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 21, 2023 10:36 AM (AgJOD)

258 Would not paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2023 10:36 AM (aD39U)

259 Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
Trump poses many threats to our country: The right to choose,

Why is the right to choose to murder babies ok and not adults?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 10:37 AM (lXVjD)

260 As someone said above Ronin.

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 10:37 AM (gmo/4)

261 There is nothing permanent except change.

Posted by: Dr. Claudine Gay at December 21, 2023 10:37 AM (bo7UB)

262 @JoeBiden
Trump poses many threats to our country: The right to choose, civil rights, voting rights, and America’s standing in the world.
But the greatest threat he poses is to our democracy.
If we lose that, we lose everything.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 10:33 AM (FVME7)
++++
Unless you choose a candidate the ruling class doesn't like. You don't have the right to choose that. Your party is outlawed, comrade!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 21, 2023 10:37 AM (zxP/x)

263 Movie Car Gun thread.

Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

Go.
Posted by: Monte

Samurai Cop. Bonus points for best wig.

Posted by: Mike Stoklasa at December 21, 2023 10:37 AM (JCZqz)

264 Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

Patton.
Posted by: Diogenes

Band of Brothers.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 10:37 AM (lXVjD)

265 Artist created several self-portraits including, but not limited, to the featured painting and Self portrait in the Guise of a Mockingbird, 1791; Self-portrait, Yawning, 1783; Portrait of an Aristocrat in Uniform, 1785-1790.

It seems he had quite a sense of humor and liked to convey a variety of human emotions. Wouldn't hang but appreciated.

Happy winter

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 21, 2023 10:38 AM (GshMh)

266 They could do an ending scene with the Statue of Liberty like Heston. Damned dirty apes.

Heheheheh. Was watchin the 1973 version of The Three Musketeers night before last and he was in that as the Cardinal. Every scene he was in i would say, "get yer hands off me you damned dirty fwenchman"

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 21, 2023 10:38 AM (3CCua)

267 Movie Car Gun thread.

Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

Go.
Posted by: Montec at December 21, 2023 10:21 AM (BW97Y)
++++
Mad Max
Deathrace 2000

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 21, 2023 10:38 AM (zxP/x)

268 Justin Slaughter
@JBSDC
For all our bluster, nobody in politics, D or R, actually knows why Biden is unpopular. The likeliest theory is it’s related to inflation in some way, but the degree of public anger at it has been surprising.
That’s why everybody is fighting - there’s no clear agreed-upon cause.

-
Why is Biden unpopular? Yeah, that's a head scratcher alright.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 10:38 AM (FVME7)

269 Joe that's a whole statement of projection

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 10:39 AM (fwDg9)

270 @JBSDC
For all our bluster, nobody in politics, D or R, actually knows why Biden is unpopular. The likeliest theory is it’s related to inflation in some way, but the degree of public anger at it has been surprising.
That’s why everybody is fighting - there’s no clear agreed-upon cause. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 10:38 AM (FVME7)
++++
Who the hell is Justin Slaughter?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 21, 2023 10:39 AM (zxP/x)

271 Who the hell is Justin Slaughter?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 21, 2023 10:39 AM (zxP/x)

Exactly

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2023 10:39 AM (gmo/4)

272 262 Unless you choose a candidate the ruling class doesn't like. You don't have the right to choose that. Your party is outlawed, comrade!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 21, 2023 10:37 AM (zxP/x)

========

Ukrainian democracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 21, 2023 10:40 AM (GBKbO)

273 Ukrainian democracy.
-------------------
Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 21, 2023 10:40 AM (AgJOD)

274 Why is the right to choose to murder babies ok and not adults?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 10:37 AM (lXVjD)

The Left

For abortion including partial birth abortion but against the death penalty in all cases except for conservatives.

Posted by: Drive by at December 21, 2023 10:40 AM (uZW6f)

275 All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players.

Posted by: Dr. Claudine Gay at December 21, 2023 10:40 AM (bo7UB)

276 Don't blame me. That idiot isn't my son.

Posted by: Sgt. Slaughter at December 21, 2023 10:41 AM (hqVaF)

277 I want to see Big Trouble In Little China Gracie Law Was The Real Evil Undead Wizard The Whole Time Who Just Stands There Waiting For Me To Drive My Truck Right Through Him, With Light Coming Out Of His Mouth II

Posted by: What The Hell? at December 21, 2023 10:42 AM (r5BH7)

278 Aliens. Not the built prop guns, but the sidearms.

Name ONE other movie that has a HK VP-70 in it.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2023 10:43 AM (D7oie)

279 259 Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
Trump poses many threats to our country: The right to choose,

Why is the right to choose to murder babies ok and not adults?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 10:37 AM (lXVjD)

Actually, Trump's SC expanded the right to choose. The left has been closing off the right to choose to not participate in abortion. The left wants you to pay for it, wants healthcare workers to provide abortions against their conscience, wants your children to have abortions without your permission.

The left can't stand it when someone has the right to choose a different choice.

Posted by: Emmie at December 21, 2023 10:43 AM (Sf2cq)

280 Self-portrait in Surprise and Terror
Joseph Ducreux

**********

Tout Suite - a limerick

If there's one thing a Frenchman abhors
It's what happens behind bathroom doors
French cuisine may be classy
But it makes you real gassy
When you fart you go "Tout!" Zut alors!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 21, 2023 10:43 AM (991eG)

281 Rabbi Alissa: Self gassing Rabbi.

Rabbi Alissa Wise
@AlissaShira
10,000 children have been killed by Israel in Gaza.
I will never forgive my fellow Jews that are going along with and/or staying silent. It’s a complete humiliation of what Judaism stands for. How dare you desecrate our tradition in this way.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 10:43 AM (FVME7)

282 This is interesting.

They're releasing "Peeping Tom" (1960) one of the first serial killer/psycho movies and all classy because it's directed by Michael Powell, who's a well-mannered Brit who directed "The Red Shoes", "Black Narcissus", "A matter of Life and Death", including "Age of Innocence" with the totally nekkid and young Helen Mirren(!).

in it's day "PT" was very controversial and influencial(Scorsese was an early big fan of the movie).

It's good for what it is. BONUS! You can sip Earl Grey Tea and munch of biscuits while perusing murder most foul psycho-Brit style!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2023 10:44 AM (nFnyb)

283 Ah.

Releasing on 4K and blu-ray.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2023 10:44 AM (nFnyb)

284 the rabbi is not a Wise man.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 21, 2023 10:44 AM (R4t5M)

285 @AlissaShira
10,000 children have been killed by Israel in Gaza.

----------

The people are flat-out insane.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2023 10:44 AM (IJevL)

286 Hand would look better and be more symmetrical with an even number of fingers.

Posted by: Artificial Intelligence Bot at December 21, 2023 10:10 AM (enJYY)

----------

"There are FOUR fingers!"

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 21, 2023 10:44 AM (rY/ZL)

287 Joe Biden is unpopular for the same reason stereotype used car salesmen are unpopular. They exude sleaziness when they try to sell you a load of obvious crap.

Posted by: Drive by at December 21, 2023 10:45 AM (uZW6f)

288 282 in it's day "PT" was very controversial and influencial(Scorsese was an early big fan of the movie).

It's good for what it is. BONUS! You can sip Earl Grey Tea and munch of biscuits while perusing murder most foul psycho-Brit style!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2023 10:44 AM (nFnyb)

=======

Powell became a mentor to Scorsese, and Powell was married to Scorsese's editor Thelma Schoonmaker.

Powell is one of the big three influences on Scorsese's career (the other two would be Howard Hawks and Federico Fellini).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 21, 2023 10:45 AM (GBKbO)

289 All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players.
____________

Uhh. . . playas.

Posted by: Cory Booker at December 21, 2023 10:45 AM (lf83v)

290 Justin lives in a Leftist bubble, anything outside of it is a mystery to him.

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 10:45 AM (fwDg9)

291 Rabbi Alissa is strangely unfamiliar with the Old Testament.

Posted by: Wally at December 21, 2023 10:45 AM (hqVaF)

292 267 Movie Car Gun thread.

Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars.

Go.
Posted by: Montec

There's an anime called Gunsmith Cats based around cool guns, muscle cars and hot ladies.

Posted by: Otaku Guy at December 21, 2023 10:45 AM (JCZqz)

293 Somebody has trained a light on him.

Posted by: m at December 21, 2023 10:46 AM (x7m+Z)

294 @AlissaShira
10,000 children have been killed by Israel in Gaza.

10,000?
It was a Hundred Thousand... no
A Million!
Millions upon millions upon millions...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 21, 2023 10:47 AM (cOq4q)

295 Name your favorite movie with cool guns and cars

Rio Bravo - the cars had four legs.

Posted by: JT at December 21, 2023 10:47 AM (T4tVD)

296 Rabbi unWise is a classic example why a percentage of Jews are Communist

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 10:47 AM (fwDg9)

297 253 GM is requiring dealers who remain to invest at least $200,000 to market the electric vehicles
-------

...and Im sure they would not think of passing this cost onto gas powered vehicle sales...

Posted by: ET at December 21, 2023 10:47 AM (AyBcR)

298 Althouse looks at some article from the Carlos Slim (formerly NY) Times arguing that we have to stop people from voting for Trump to save Democracy and asks if it is a parody.

When mush heads like Althouse see this in a such a light it is a somewhat good sign, but one little part sticks out to me in the "really is this a parody?" question...the author of the article is a Mr Epstein.

Yes yes you can't choose your name but...seems fitting doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2023 10:48 AM (XqcwY)

299 It’s a complete humiliation of what Judaism stands for. How dare you desecrate our tradition in this way.

---------

I suspect that the "rabbi's" reverence for Judaism extends only as far as it can be used to bash conservatives.

See, e.g., Rob Reiner's deep respect for "real" Christianity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2023 10:48 AM (IJevL)

300 Otter ~~841~~ ~~842~~ ~~843~~ ~~844~~ 845!

Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 21, 2023 10:48 AM (rY/ZL)

301 Cheese-it! The cops!

Posted by: m at December 21, 2023 10:48 AM (x7m+Z)

302 292 There's an anime called Gunsmith Cats based around cool guns, muscle cars and hot ladies.
Posted by: Otaku Guy at December 21, 2023 10:45 AM (JCZqz)

I actually liked Riding Bean a bit better.

Posted by: XTC at December 21, 2023 10:48 AM (sm6Pk)

303 Where are these 10,000 dead "Palestinian" children?
Line them up and film it.

Otherwise, I am a denier.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 21, 2023 10:48 AM (ufFY8)

304 Oberlin’s “professor of peace” has been suspended and scrubbed from its website after allegations he traded sex for grades with one of his students when he was a Columbia adjunct surfaced.

… sure that isn’t “professor of piece”

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2023 10:48 AM (RHGPo)

305 298 Althouse looks at some article from the Carlos Slim (formerly NY) Times arguing that we have to stop people from voting for Trump to save Democracy and asks if it is a parody.

When mush heads like Althouse see this in a such a light it is a somewhat good sign, but one little part sticks out to me in the "really is this a parody?" question...the author of the article is a Mr Epstein.

Yes yes you can't choose your name but...seems fitting doesn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2023 10:48 AM (XqcwY)

========

She'll still sit out 2024, at best, because abortion, even though Roe was overturned and she can still get an abortion in WI.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 21, 2023 10:48 AM (GBKbO)

306 @AlissaShira
10,000 children have been killed by Israel in Gaza.

PLEASE tell me someone at least asked her where she got that outlandish number from?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

307 This trying to sleep during the day so can be up all night isn't working for me

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 10:49 AM (fwDg9)

308 Rabbi Alissa Wise
@AlissaShira
10,000 children have been killed by Israel in Gaza.
I will never forgive my fellow Jews that are going along with and/or staying silent. It’s a complete humiliation of what Judaism stands for. How dare you desecrate our tradition in this way.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 10:43 AM (FVME7)

That's all? The IDF needs to get their asses in gear and try and double that number by year's end.

Someone needs to tell Rabbi Wise to sit down and STFU.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2023 10:49 AM (puDky)

309 @JBSDC
For all our bluster, nobody in politics, D or R, actually knows why Biden is unpopular. The likeliest theory is it’s related to inflation in some way, but the degree of public anger at it has been surprising.
That’s why everybody is fighting - there’s no clear agreed-upon cause. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 10:38 AM (FVME7)
++++
Who the hell is Justin Slaughter?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 21, 2023 10:39 AM

Based on his tweet? A crayon-eating maroon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 21, 2023 10:49 AM (Wnv9h)

310 AlissaShira
10,000 children have been killed by Israel in Gaz

Sorry Rabbi but you are knowingly violating one of the Ten Commandments.

You probably don't care because I doubt you even believe in God .

Posted by: Drive by at December 21, 2023 10:50 AM (uZW6f)

311 307 This trying to sleep during the day so can be up all night isn't working for me
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 10:49 AM (fwDg9)

I missed why you're doing it, Skip.

Posted by: m at December 21, 2023 10:50 AM (x7m+Z)

312 306
PLEASE tell me someone at least asked her where she got that outlandish number from?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

=======

Probably Hamas.

But demanding that Hamas give up all the hostages and surrendering is something that she won't mention because she doesn't want peace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 21, 2023 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

313 Public service announcement:

Who else misses MSG?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 21, 2023 09:24 AM (zZu0s)

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=msg&crid=8JLJTIMX22U6

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 21, 2023 10:50 AM (1Z8zZ)

314 I had a freshman seminar in Peace Science. We studied nuclear targeting strategies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2023 10:50 AM (RIvkX)

315 Jazz Hands: The Early Years

Posted by: red speck at December 21, 2023 10:50 AM (0Id0S)

316 PLEASE tell me someone at least asked her where she got that outlandish number from?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Sure.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 21, 2023 10:50 AM (R4t5M)

317 Oh, you're working a night job, where they can't have workers in the daytime, I think?

Posted by: m at December 21, 2023 10:50 AM (x7m+Z)

318 Rabbi Alissa,
Think of those 10,000 as late-term abortions. Then you can celebrate them.

Posted by: Wally at December 21, 2023 10:50 AM (hqVaF)

319 When mush heads like Althouse see this in a such a light it is a somewhat good sign...

But when it's time to walk into the booth, she'll vote "D" because Trump is icky.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 21, 2023 10:50 AM (sNc8Y)

320 Hearing there's a second Capitol sex tape out there. This time in the House. So I guess that means a few more days of sodomy just in time for Christmas.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 21, 2023 10:51 AM (dZVON)

321 Ivanka and Jarrod are in Israel according to a new YouTube video

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 10:51 AM (fwDg9)

322 Had a GF that looked like a young Helen Mirren and she got mad when I pointed it out. I guess she had old Helen Mirren stuck in her head, because Mirren was quite the dime when younger.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2023 10:51 AM (XqcwY)

323 Skip, get yourself a noise machine and eyeshades.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2023 10:52 AM (RIvkX)

324 Althouse might be one of the precious few that would vote for a Nikki Haley but not for Trump.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2023 10:52 AM (XqcwY)

325 m yes, it's a open surgery center in day time

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 10:52 AM (fwDg9)

326 Hearing there's a second Capitol sex tape out there. This time in the House. So I guess that means a few more days of sodomy just in time for Christmas.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 21, 2023 10:51 AM (dZVON)

Has Bob Kraft visited washington dc lately?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2023 10:53 AM (puDky)

327 If you are shipping Christmas gifts this week, please be nice to your postal employees.

It's not their fault you waited until Mary's water broke to mail them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 10:53 AM (lXVjD)

328 I am tired. Just not use to being asleep now

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 10:53 AM (fwDg9)

329 Where are these 10,000 dead "Palestinian" children?
Line them up and film it.

Otherwise, I am a denier.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

They will put them on an airport baggage carousel -
See they just keep coming.
It never ends....

And then one gets up and runs away.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 21, 2023 10:54 AM (cOq4q)

330 I was on line at the USPS a week or two ago and the tension was palpable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2023 10:54 AM (RIvkX)

331 35 years ago today, while a Junior in High School, I got a phone call from an ex-girlfriend, crying hysterically. Took me forever to understand what she she was trying to say. Her friend Nicole had been studying abroad and was flying home on Pan Am 103. One of the worst days of my young life. Fuck Islam, now and forever.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 21, 2023 10:54 AM (2cS/G)

332 As of yesterday, probably still the 2nd Rump Ranger is unknown

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 10:54 AM (fwDg9)

333 Dude looks like a fire cracker went off in his ass, or maybe pelosi flashed him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 21, 2023 10:54 AM (VwHCD)

334 Homo sex tapes in the Capitol are no big deal but Trump saying 'grab them by the pussy' is a threat to democracy.

They are all insane .

Posted by: Drive by at December 21, 2023 10:55 AM (uZW6f)

335 The people are flat-out insane.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 21, 2023 10:44 AM (IJevL)

They want to believe

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2023 10:55 AM (D7oie)

336 The Conference Board said its Leading Economic Index (LEI) fell 0.5 percent last month, following a one percent decline in October.

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2023 10:56 AM (RHGPo)

337 302 292 There's an anime called Gunsmith Cats based around cool guns, muscle cars and hot ladies.
Posted by: Otaku Guy at December 21, 2023 10:45 AM (JCZqz)

I actually liked Riding Bean a bit better.
Posted by: XTC

I, uh, prefer riding ~~Mike~~ Michelle's "bean", too.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 21, 2023 10:56 AM (JCZqz)

338 The first Transporter was an ad for BMW and the sequels for Audi IIRC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 21, 2023 10:56 AM (JFCPJ)

339 We miss you on the tech thread, Skip!

Posted by: m at December 21, 2023 10:56 AM (x7m+Z)

340 Her friend Nicole had been studying abroad and was flying home on Pan Am 103. One of the worst days of my young life. Fuck Islam, now and forever.
Posted by: Lincolntf

Smash & I were supposed to be on that flight. We deferred our mid-term command sponsored leave back home so managed to get lucky.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 21, 2023 10:56 AM (3CCua)

341 @281 Sounds as if Rebbe could use a refresher in the Psalm known to most of us as 137. She needs to sit her down by the waters of Babylon. For those of us looking that one up, note the "Blazing Saddles" quote.

It is one of the tougher-ending psalms.
Yo Polliwog. Sound drunk to you?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 21, 2023 10:56 AM (FCs/J)

342 Paul. If a majority of Americans reject Trump, why are there thousands and thousands at every rally all while Biden can't attract a crowd like bingo night at the local nursing home?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 21, 2023 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

Better still, if a majority of Americans reject Trump why are the Democrats going to such absurd lengths to prevent Americans from being able to show how much they reject him?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 21, 2023 10:57 AM (1Z8zZ)

343 Where are these 10,000 dead "Palestinian" children?
Line them up and film it.

Otherwise, I am a denier.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

They were in that 6,000 bed children's hospital in gaza. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 10:57 AM (lXVjD)

344 I am tired. Just not use to being asleep now
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 10:53 AM (fwDg9)

How much longer ?

Posted by: JT at December 21, 2023 10:57 AM (T4tVD)

345 342 Better still, if a majority of Americans reject Trump why are the Democrats going to such absurd lengths to prevent Americans from being able to show how much they reject him?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 21, 2023 10:57 AM (1Z8zZ)

=======

Because if Trump is on the ballot, then he'll cheat to victory, unlike 2020 which was the cleanest election in history.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at December 21, 2023 10:57 AM (GBKbO)

346 Why is Biden unpopular? Shucks, I don't know.

Biden Admin Promises It Will Not End Mass Release of Illegals Into the Country

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 10:58 AM (FVME7)

347 The US LEI continued declining in November, with stock prices making virtually the only positive contribution to the index in the month,” said the Conference Board’s Justyna Zabinska-La Monica. “Housing and labor market indicators weakened in November, reflecting warning areas for the economy.

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2023 10:58 AM (RHGPo)

348 C19 indicated it was just fine to kill off older adults and some others, imo.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now at December 21, 2023 10:58 AM (GshMh)

349 A warning from President Biden.

Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
Trump poses many threats to our country: The right to choose, civil rights, voting rights, and America’s standing in the world.
But the greatest threat he poses is to our democracy.
If we lose that, we lose everything.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 21, 2023 10:33 AM (FVME7)

Hey, you dumb, stupid, son a bitch....you just described yourself. Fuckhead. Yeah, I'm pissed.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at December 21, 2023 10:58 AM (iODuv)

350 Bronx Tina is running against AOC in NY14.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 21, 2023 10:58 AM (CecP5)

351 Thinking next week maybe as well, it's a ongoing project.

Going to try and leave early and stop for liquor

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2023 10:59 AM (fwDg9)

352 Palis would kill their own children in mass for a propaganda opportunity.

Posted by: Drive by at December 21, 2023 10:59 AM (uZW6f)

353 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 21, 2023 10:56 AM (FCs/J)

You forget. I noted the apparent drunkenness didn't impare your erudition, just your sense of humor.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 21, 2023 10:59 AM (nC+QA)

354 The US LEI continued declining in November, with stock prices making virtually the only positive contribution to the index in the month,” said the Conference Board’s Justyna Zabinska-La Monica. “Housing and labor market indicators weakened in November, reflecting warning areas for the economy.
Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2023 10:58 AM (RHGPo)
++++
2024's gonna be no fun, especially if your net worth or business operations depend on real estate - residential *and* commercial.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 21, 2023 10:59 AM (zxP/x)

355 NOOD
The Rant is here!

"Our work is done. I move we adjourn."
'Seconded.'
(Cylinders containing bodies of Council members erupt in flame)

-- Millennium (1989, Kris Kristofferson, Cheryl Ladd)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2023 11:00 AM (qPw5n)

356 Joe Biden is unpopular because everyone knows he is a demented pervert, pederast and pedophile.

Everyone knows.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2023 11:00 AM (puDky)

357 And for news from our favorite banana republic:

http://tinyurl.com/y5sw4z55

Milei begins dismantling the Argentine State by imposing 300 reforms in a single decree

(this is what a "motosierra" looks like, I guess)

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2023 11:00 AM (D7oie)

358 Title could be, "Republican politician when constituents demand repeal of the patriot act"

Posted by: Oglebay at December 21, 2023 11:04 AM (ogTiX)

359 @353 It's "impair." And I won't be forgetting you, nazi cow.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 21, 2023 11:08 AM (FCs/J)

360 Late to the Art: Searched his name, he like to paint himself and does an excellent job of it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 21, 2023 11:10 AM (+gS8D)

361 Skip ... To encourage day-sleeping, you could try some sort of mask to cover your eyes (even a knitted winter cap pulled down over the eyes might help) ... Also strongly suggest ear plugs to block out as much noise as possible (this helps to quiet the mind) ... It usually takes 3 weeks to fully adjust to working a different shift ... Hang in there.

Posted by: Kathy at December 21, 2023 11:11 AM (LPNLk)

362 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 21, 2023 10:56 AM (FCs/J)

So you *are* a disagreeable jerk when stone cold sober? To each their own, I guess.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 21, 2023 11:11 AM (nC+QA)

363 nic

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating love and hate with Charles Laughton at December 21, 2023 11:15 AM (GBKbO)

364 White racist guilt.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 21, 2023 11:30 AM (ytSiK)

365 My childhood punishments are now my adulthood goals:1. Going to bed early, 2. Not leaving the house, & 3. Not going to a party.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 21, 2023 10:00 AM (lXVjD)

That deserves to be embroidered on a pillow

Posted by: LASue at December 21, 2023 11:32 AM (Ed8Zd)

366 Pic is obviously AI - not the right number of fingers.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at December 21, 2023 11:41 AM (QHFzy)

367 Trump poses many threats to our country: The right to choose, civil rights, voting rights, and America’s standing in the world.
But the greatest threat he poses is to our democracy.
If we lose that, we lose everything.

Remember Alynsky's rules for radicals: always accuse your opponent of doing what you are doing.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 21, 2023 12:29 PM (CecP5)

368 Somebody just noticed Robespierre entering his room with a half dozen soldiers.
"Politics follows culture" he shouts, in anachronistic English.
"Thus we must introduce non-compliant artists to the. Guillotine! For public safety, of course."

Posted by: ZilWerks at December 21, 2023 12:35 PM (day4e)

369 Alone in the Dark

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 21, 2023 05:09 PM (wGqjj)

Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0636 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0165 seconds, 377 records returned.
Page size 163 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.