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BOING!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 04:01 AM (PTdof) 2
Where has my BOING gone?????
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 04:01 AM (PTdof) 3
Magic disappearing/reappearing comments! Gee wilickers!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 04:02 AM (PTdof) 4
G'Day everyone
This might be one long day Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 04:02 AM (fwDg9) 5
CLANG!
Posted by: Ciampino - Apply directly at December 11, 2023 04:02 AM (qfLjt) 6
I hope everyone has a wonderful week!
Posted by: rd at December 11, 2023 04:05 AM (DcXoR) 7
Of to morning walk. Ciao!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 04:05 AM (PTdof) Posted by: olddog in mo at December 11, 2023 04:05 AM (ju2Fy) 9
That Space tomato?
"Moghbeli didn't offer details on where the tomato was found, nor what condition it was in. But it's probably safe to assume it won't be featured in a gourmet meal anytime soon." -- Just put some maple syrup on it and it will be as good as new! Posted by: Ciampino - Apply directly to tomato at December 11, 2023 04:09 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: zigzag at December 11, 2023 04:11 AM (H5hdJ) 11
G'Day everyone
This might be one long day Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 04:02 AM (fwDg9) Have a good one and stay safe ! Posted by: JT at December 11, 2023 04:11 AM (T4tVD) 12
SpaceX launch
Actually TWO launches today (Monday). Two launches are scheduled for Monday. First is Falcon Heavy at 8:14pm est. Second is a Falcon 9 at 11:00pm est. I'll try and update with links today. Posted by: Ciampino - kerosine paraffin naphthalene at December 11, 2023 04:15 AM (qfLjt) 13
hiya
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2023 04:18 AM (T4tVD) 14
Didn't get coffee yet JT, your rushing me out the door already .
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 04:26 AM (fwDg9) 15
There are actually invisible monkeys powering my comments. Sometimes one of them will type a comment that makes sense.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2023 04:32 AM (NYzgN) 16
Didn't get coffee yet JT, your rushing me out the door already .
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 04:26 AM (fwDg9) Oh. Sorry. Posted by: JT at December 11, 2023 04:32 AM (T4tVD) 17
3 Magic disappearing/reappearing comments! Gee wilickers!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 04:02 AM (PTdof) Is gee willickers a thing again now? Golly gee, that's keen. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 04:32 AM (zZu0s) 18
It's just swell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 04:32 AM (zZu0s) 19
Jumpin Geehosefat(sp?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 04:33 AM (zZu0s) 20
23 Skidoo!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 04:33 AM (zZu0s) 21
Walla Walla Wombat
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 04:34 AM (zZu0s) 22
Have to go to Philadelphia, then job was at Saturday in Delaware is a mess and might have to go there afterwards, it doesn't start until 5pm
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 04:36 AM (fwDg9) 23
O you kid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 04:42 AM (zZu0s) 24
Leapin Lizards.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 04:42 AM (zZu0s) 25
Consarnit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 04:43 AM (zZu0s) 26
yo
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2023 04:44 AM (lwOKI) 27
Here's a tech question - I was just reading about some windmill that went into operation off the NY coast. What happens if some bad actor were to cut the cable. Where are all those electrons gonna go that are still being generated? Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 11, 2023 04:46 AM (enJYY) 28
Good morning early, early risers!!
Posted by: Rosasharn at December 11, 2023 04:54 AM (PzBTm) 29
From Insty:
BUT THE IDIOT LEFTIES ARE DOLEFUL THAT THE HAM-ASS WERE MADE TO STRIP: Hamas Murders Israeli Hostage Sahar Baruch, Displays Mutilated Body in Propaganda Video. Posted at 4:33 am by Sarah Hoyt What's interesting here is the framing. I looked up 'Sahar Baruch' and there was so much passive voice it was annoying. 'Was killed in Gaza.' 'Died'. That kind of shit. The Legal Insurrection article had it right. He was a POW that was murdered by Hamas. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 04:57 AM (zZu0s) 30
"The red robin tomato was harvested as part of a NASA experiment to grow produce in space for longer-term missions in the future."
They can grow all the food they want, but if they can't keep track of it they're gonna starve. Now, where the hell is the salt? Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2023 05:07 AM (vd8XM) 31
G'mornin' everyone!
IOW, day ending in "Y", right Aetius? I keep thinking my nic's tagline needs a change, but they just keep on lying ... overtly, by omission, passive voice, such a range of possibilities ... Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 11, 2023 05:08 AM (zer5o) 32
Pure insanity:
Tokyo-based Meiji Seika Pharma received approval for manufacturing and marketing its Kostaive sa-mRNA COVID-19 vaccine, the company announced in a Nov. 28 press release. The mRNA in the vaccine is designed to self-amplify when delivered into cells, the sa-mRNA vaccine was approved in Japan “despite only testing it on 800 people, no control group and only checking antibody levels not infection rates. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2023 05:16 AM (NYzgN) 33
Just looked at the Legalinsurrection.com link and video of the body of Sahar.
Yesterday watched a Caroline Glick interview with a woman who was on the burial team of the massacre victims. She was saying most women were raped and most bodies mutilated by chopping or burned. Have doubts many hostages left will ever be seen again. I pray I am wrong. Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 05:16 AM (fwDg9) 34
"This article from six years ago is almost interesting; it's a peek into an era when game journalism was just lazy, corrupt, and incompetent, before the writers actively hated their own readers."
Gonna have to go back farther than 6 years to find writers that didn't hate their readers. Gamergate turns 10 years old August next year. I haven't forgotten about 22 "gamers are dead" articles in the space of 24 hours, and neither should you. Posted by: Ikitziu at December 11, 2023 05:18 AM (CM7Cv) 35
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2023 05:16 AM (NYzgN)
I'll bet they test the adhesives on band-aids on more than 800 people. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2023 05:18 AM (M5QzP) 36
I'll bet they test the adhesives on band-aids on more than 800 people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo I'd bet that they test new dog food flavors using more than 800 people. Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2023 05:21 AM (vd8XM) 37
Mercury says just above freezing yet getting winter mix falling
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 05:25 AM (fwDg9) 38
"Self amplifying" sounds cute. But how are they doing it? MRNA only lasts a few seconds in cells. It makes its protein, then is chopped up. To make it self-amplifying, the have to either inject RNA which is then delivered to cells and transcribed into multiple copies of mRNA. Or, the injected mRNA is somehow transcribed back into RNA. Or or, worst case, they inject RNA which is reverse transcribed and inserted into your DNA like HIV and some Herpes viruses do.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2023 05:27 AM (NYzgN) 39
Forward Dog 9 hitting the long road
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 05:27 AM (fwDg9) 40
O you kid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 *** I love you, kid, but oh, my wife! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2023 05:28 AM (omVj0) 41
Evening and morning to all! Back frommy workout and shower, and chowing down. The cats have had their breakfast. All is right with the w--
What? What's that? Work today? Aw, jeez. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2023 05:29 AM (omVj0) 42
it's a peek into an era when game journalism was just lazy, corrupt, and incompetent, before the writers actively hated their own readers. ___________ Truly it is amazing that at a time when institutions largely staffed by leftists (e.g. journalism, academia, the arts) need all the friends they can get, the leftist staff increasingly despise their customers. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2023 05:32 AM (9mNHV) 43
Truly it is amazing that at a time when institutions largely staffed by leftists (e.g. journalism, academia, the arts) need all the friends they can get, the leftist staff increasingly despise their customers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2023 05:32 AM (9mNHV) They keep making games for a customer base that does not exist and actively try to punish the people who do play games. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 05:35 AM (zZu0s) Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2023 05:36 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2023 05:36 AM (y2oqm) 46
Truly it is amazing that at a time when institutions largely staffed by leftists (e.g. journalism, academia, the arts) need all the friends they can get, the leftist staff increasingly despise their customers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh The peasants are revolting....! Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2023 05:37 AM (vd8XM) 47
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 11, 2023 05:39 AM (ju2Fy) 48
The peasants are revolting....!
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2023 05:37 AM (vd8XM) Yeah, they stink on ice. Pull! Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 05:40 AM (zZu0s) 49
Actor John Voight discusses with Tucker Carlson his encounter with God:
https://tinyurl.com/4vrm88s5 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2023 05:41 AM (y2oqm) 50
Brrr. 24 here. Going to high of 43.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 11, 2023 05:43 AM (ju2Fy) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2023 05:50 AM (qUWsv) 52
Imagine how tone deaf SNL has to be to mock the Congressional hearing on anti semitism on college campuses. Apparently they're getting blowback for it too. Good!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2023 05:52 AM (qUWsv) 53
The peasants are revolting....!
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2023 *** I know; I've seen 'em. Merchant class is no bargain either! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2023 05:52 AM (omVj0) 54
consarnit, watch your language there are old fucks here .
Posted by: safristi at December 11, 2023 05:53 AM (wdgn1) 55
I've got time this morning for a little apple cider vinegar w/ water on the rocks highball. Who's with me? (Make it weak. That ACV is strooong stuff.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2023 05:54 AM (omVj0) 56
I've got time this morning for a little apple cider vinegar w/ water on the rocks highball. Who's with me? (Make it weak. That ACV is strooong stuff.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Try it with a splash of maple syrup. Mmmmm good! Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2023 05:55 AM (vd8XM) 57
consarnit, watch your language there are old fucks here .
Posted by: safristi You watch you phraseology! Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2023 05:57 AM (vd8XM) 58
Have had Metallica stuck in my head all weekend. I walk into the breakroom and instead someone is blasting 'Every Rose Has It's Thorn'.
I definitely prefer the Metallica. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 05:58 AM (zZu0s) 59
Good news! We found the tomato.
Todays Space Lunch is a BLT. Except the pig got into the air ducts. Ripley's looking for it now. Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2023 05:59 AM (vd8XM) 60
om Insty:
BUT THE IDIOT LEFTIES ARE DOLEFUL THAT THE HAM-ASS WERE MADE TO STRIP: Hamas Murders Israeli Hostage Sahar Baruch, Displays Mutilated Body in Propaganda Video. Posted at 4:33 am by Sarah Hoyt A deadly and treacherous group well known to lie ,rape, dismember, behead with glee and gladly blow themselves up to kill those they think are the enemy-- of course their "surrender" should be carefully scrutinized . Start with nude, cavity checks from a distance ,and a good hosing down Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2023 06:00 AM (Ed8Zd) 61
Start with nude, cavity checks from a distance ,and a good hosing down
Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2023 06:00 AM (Ed8Zd) Remote cavity searches? This is why God made robots. No wonder the Replicants rebel. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:01 AM (zZu0s) 62
Good morning morons
3 workers at Farley's coffee house in Oakland who confronted a customer complaining about anti Jewish graffiti in their bathroom were fired. Yes, they had blue hair. Tell me again how anti-Zionism is not antisemitism. Posted by: The Barrell at December 11, 2023 06:02 AM (RIvkX) 63
/dammit
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2023 06:03 AM (RIvkX) 64
Hillary Clinton recently hosted a fundraiser for Joe Biden at her Georgetown home, as the failed Democratic presidential candidate in 2016 seeks to expand her role in re-electing a president that is now at record-low disapproval ratings.
She wants back in on the grifting. Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2023 06:05 AM (lwOKI) 65
62 Good morning morons
3 workers at Farley's coffee house in Oakland who confronted a customer complaining about anti Jewish graffiti in their bathroom were fired. Yes, they had blue hair. Tell me again how anti-Zionism is not antisemitism. Posted by: The Barrell at December 11, 2023 06:02 AM (RIvkX) THREE of these hamsters decided to confront the guy? I could see them doing that if a guy is being loud, obnoxious and disturbing the other patrons. Otherwise, it's a dick move no matter what the guy is complaining about. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:05 AM (zZu0s) Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:05 AM (zZu0s) 67
Fauci identifies as Catholic but doesn't go to church because his "personal ethics" are "enough."
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 11, 2023 06:05 AM (ju2Fy) 68
Aetius, I think it is spelled Jehosophat.
Posted by: BB at December 11, 2023 06:06 AM (8IgIm) 69
"A number of complicated reasons. First of all, I think my own personal ethics on life are I think enough to keep me going on the right path," Fauci answered. "And I think there are enough negative aspects about the organizational Church," he continued, adding that Kay was "very well aware" of those aspects without listing them.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 11, 2023 06:06 AM (ju2Fy) 70
67 Fauci identifies as Catholic but doesn't go to church because his "personal ethics" are "enough."
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 11, 2023 06:05 AM (ju2Fy) Heh. I love how people delude themselves. I am lapsed as heck, but I never deceive myself that it is somehow laudable. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:07 AM (zZu0s) 71
he continued, adding that Kay was "very well aware" of those aspects without listing them.
Posted by: olddog in mo Well, number one on the list is Too Damn Many Lists! Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2023 06:07 AM (vd8XM) 72
68 Aetius, I think it is spelled Jehosophat.
Posted by: BB at December 11, 2023 06:06 AM (8IgIm) That looks right. Probably off a Jehovah base. Consarnit- Consign It (presumably to hell.) Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:08 AM (zZu0s) 73
69 "A number of complicated reasons. First of all, I think my own personal ethics on life are I think enough to keep me going on the right path," Fauci answered. "And I think there are enough negative aspects about the organizational Church," he continued, adding that Kay was "very well aware" of those aspects without listing them.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 11, 2023 06:06 AM (ju2Fy) This is hilarious. Think the Church is an oppressive cabal? Unanswerable to the people? Physician, heal thyself. Asshole. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:09 AM (zZu0s) 74
Got here way faster than wanted to. Started snowing more gjan rain but lately rain only
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 06:11 AM (jLLc1) 75
3 workers at Farley's coffee house in Oakland who confronted a customer complaining about anti Jewish graffiti in their bathroom were fired. Yes, they had blue hair. If that's the same video I saw they all also wore face masks. The customer was reported to be a Jewish woman. She wanted to get pictures of the graffiti and they tried to block her from the bathroom to get the shots. She got them anyway. I have a feeling the 'workers' were the ones who wrote the graffiti. I'm glad they got fired. Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 11, 2023 06:12 AM (enJYY) 76
Fauci identifies as Catholic but doesn't go to church because his "personal ethics" are "enough."
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 11, 2023 06:05 AM (ju2Fy) ==== This is what every leftist tells himself. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2023 06:13 AM (RIvkX) 77
64 She wants to be back in the grifting. Yep. It always looks like these people are in it for the thrill of the grift (although you can never have too much money). Like somebody with a very comfortable retirement shoplifting.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 11, 2023 06:13 AM (0EOe9) 78
Public opinion on the Ivy League is now that the schools might be a clear and present danger to their students. A short time ago, we complained and few others did. Now, its a general perception.
The power of horde opinion! Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2023 06:13 AM (nOaXZ) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 11, 2023 06:17 AM (zer5o) 80
Fauci identifies as Catholic but doesn't go to church because his "personal ethics" are "enough."
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 11, 2023 06:05 AM (ju2Fy) ==== This is what every leftist tells himself. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2023 06:13 AM (RIvkX) -------------- It's almost as if they believe themselves to be gods ... or something. Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 11, 2023 06:17 AM (4JgFY) 81
My personal ethics > the Book
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2023 06:19 AM (RIvkX) 82
18 degrees, overcast, very light breeze
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 11, 2023 06:19 AM (zer5o) 83
No wonder he doesn't feel comfortable at church. He probably recognizes no greater power than himself.
Fauci's personal ethics compelled him to experiment on living people (and beagles). The rest of us would call those actions crimes against humanity, deserving if trial at the Hague. Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2023 06:20 AM (7tUHB) 84
So I now see the Teacher Unions worried that children cannot not read well enough to learn the butt secks and tranny cross dress methods.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2023 06:21 AM (lwOKI) 85
The Bible? Why pay attention to that?! That book is ancient, man!
Posted by: Anthony Mengele-Fauci at December 11, 2023 06:21 AM (7tUHB) 86
"It's almost as if they believe themselves to be gods ... or something.
Posted by: ShainS -- CISA Cognitive Security Agent at December 11, 2023 06:17 AM (4JgFY) " just ask aleister crowley! Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 11, 2023 06:22 AM (zer5o) 87
The parallels between Paul von Hindenburg and Joe Biden are getting super creepy.
Demented Isolated Drugged Manipulated Incompetent Surrounded by evil cabal Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2023 06:22 AM (RIvkX) 88
The phrase, spelled "Jumpin' Geehosofat", is first recorded in the 1865–1866 novel The Headless Horseman by the Irish-American novelist Thomas Mayne Reid.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2023 06:24 AM (lwOKI) 89
The first tomato ever grown in space has been found. (CBS)
Disclaimer: I'm gonna eat it. I hear it goes well with duck! Posted by: m at December 11, 2023 06:26 AM (ANXUW) 90
81 My personal ethics > the Book
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2023 06:19 AM (RIvkX) Means tested method. Sets the feet upon the Path. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:27 AM (zZu0s) 91
I read this morning that Chinese diplomats and John Kerry are negotiating a Global Warming Agreement of some kind.
John Kerry? Do the Chinese know he speaks only for himself? Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2023 06:28 AM (J01WK) 92
87 The parallels between Paul von Hindenburg and Joe Biden are getting super creepy.
Demented Isolated Drugged Manipulated Incompetent Surrounded by evil cabal Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2023 06:22 AM (RIvkX) Counter: Hindenburg or Marius had actually DONE meaningful and important things for their countries BEFORE they devolved into that. Biden was always a useless prat. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:28 AM (zZu0s) 93
Disclaimer: I'm gonna eat it.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM ---- And Pixy Misa was never seen again... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2023 06:29 AM (BpYfr) 94
G'morning, all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 06:29 AM (hH3Px) 95
This is the one that has been stuck in my head the past couple days:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8s5ab2 I hate digging hooks. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:31 AM (zZu0s) 96
In 1978 a young man stopped for a roadside donation event for a fire company in Scranton, Pennsylvania and made a rather large donation. His name, the amount of the donation, and the town he was from was reported in a Scranton newspaper. Later that year he and his wife purchased a home not far from Nutley, New Jersey in one of the worst economies in the nations history. Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 11, 2023 06:31 AM (enJYY) 97
79 year old woman held up at gunpoint.
They stole her f'n groceries. https://tinyurl.com/yvdm6wj6 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 06:31 AM (hH3Px) 98
3 workers at Farley's coffee house in Oakland who confronted a customer complaining about anti Jewish graffiti in their bathroom were fired. Yes, they had blue hair.
Posted by: The Barrell at December 11, 2023 06:02 AM (RIvkX) - Grounds for dismissal. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 06:32 AM (PTdof) 99
“This is not a big surprise, but the numbers are much higher than they were in the past,” Miles said. “Based on the raw data, we calculate that HISD has 52 F-rated campuses and 59 D-rated campuses.” The district also has 64 C-rated campuses, 58 B-rated, and 35 A-rated, according to his staff’s analysis.
Houston Independent School District, the largest public school system in Texas, has a 40% failure rate, with 111 of its schools with D or F ratings, its new superintendent said. divide it up give it to the people maybe 20 to 30 schools per system Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2023 06:33 AM (lwOKI) 100
John Kerry? Do the Chinese know he speaks only for himself?
Posted by: Huck Follywood ---------- Didn't Joe give him a title? Climate Czar? Posted by: olddog in mo at December 11, 2023 06:34 AM (ju2Fy) 101
Spent a pleasant 45 minutes talking to the manager of a Surf Shop over near Isle of Palms.
42 year old Israeli. Hell of a nice guy. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 06:36 AM (hH3Px) 102
79 year old woman held up at gunpoint.
They stole her f'n groceries. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 06:31 AM (hH3Px) - An open and shut case of gran' larceny. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 06:36 AM (PTdof) 103
The first tomato ever grown in space has been found. (CBS)
Disclaimer: I'm gonna eat it. I hear it goes well with duck! Posted by: m at December 11, 2023 06:26 AM (ANXUW) There are ducks in space ? Who knew ? Posted by: JT at December 11, 2023 06:37 AM (T4tVD) 104
The gym is calling my name (and fat ass). Later gators.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2023 06:37 AM (G7N/s) 105
“People want to go to work for me because we respect people. We don’t bully people,” Whitmire said in a Saturday night victory speech, per the Chronicle. “My family taught me to treat people the way you want to be treated, and that works wherever you are, regardless of what community you’re visiting with.
“Treat these individuals like you want to be treated.” Guess they would not print FUCK YOU BITCH Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2023 06:39 AM (lwOKI) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 06:39 AM (hH3Px) 107
The man who had everything to gain from whatever the transaction made in his birth town of Scranton, Pennsylvania now has cancer. Will he make a deathbed confession? Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 11, 2023 06:39 AM (enJYY) 108
mornin yall. The signs from the protest at the Biden fundraiser in Hollywood are hilarious. "Don't Make Me Vote For Trump" and "You No Longer Have My Vote" made me snicker.
Posted by: fd at December 11, 2023 06:42 AM (vFG9F) 109
I have seen Pigs in Space.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2023 06:42 AM (lwOKI) 110
MCCARTHY: I will support the president. I will support President Trump.
COSTA: Would you be willing to serve in a Trump cabinet? MCCARTHY: In the right position. Look, if I'm the best person for the job. Yes. Look, I worked with President Trump on a lot of policies. We worked together to win the majority. But we also have a relationship where we're very honest with one another. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 11, 2023 06:42 AM (ju2Fy) 111
Today is turning out to be a winner, not supposed to be here but a different job
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 06:44 AM (jLLc1) 112
111 Today is turning out to be a winner, not supposed to be here but a different job
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 06:44 AM (jLLc1) Heh. Always fun. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:45 AM (zZu0s) 113
Fauci: I don't need to go to church. I am God! People come to worship me!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2023 06:46 AM (8d8kS) 114
Would you go to your grave with a lie about someone you love on your conscience, knowing with a high probability it would eventually be revealed? Muldoon is right, waiting is the hardest part. Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 11, 2023 06:47 AM (enJYY) 115
McCarthy will be the new Pence.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2023 06:47 AM (8d8kS) 116
113 Fauci: I don't need to go to church. I am God! People come to worship me!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2023 06:46 AM (8d8kS) He did have votive candles. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:47 AM (zZu0s) 117
Speaking of fundraisers, our charity Autocross yesterday made the local news.
https://is.gd/SuoT6I Posted by: fd at December 11, 2023 06:48 AM (vFG9F) 118
Today is turning out to be a winner, not supposed to be here but a different job
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 06:44 AM (jLLc1) === On the bright side you got there quickly. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2023 06:48 AM (RIvkX) 119
118 Today is turning out to be a winner, not supposed to be here but a different job
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 06:44 AM (jLLc1) === On the bright side you got there quickly. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2023 06:48 AM (RIvkX) Downside: he went to Philadelphia when he didn't have to. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:49 AM (zZu0s) 120
Houston felt that Lee was more valuable in DC. Waaaaaayyyy over there in DC. No. Really. Stay there and continue your great work.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2023 06:49 AM (8d8kS) 121
116 113 Fauci: I don't need to go to church. I am God! People come to worship me!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2023 06:46 AM (8d8kS) He did have votive candles. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:47 AM (zZu0s) - Plus a dashboard bobbing-head. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 06:51 AM (PTdof) 122
On the plus side, back in the 60's I was growing up in Baltimore County in a not too nice neighborhood with nothing but tiny row homes.
Used to play on the railroad tracks that went right behind the house when the huge GG1 electric locomotives would thunder past the back yard. Anyhow, yesterday evening an intruder tried to break into an occupied home within several homes of our old house. Homeowner capped his ass right there in the doorway. Just a little 'Happy Ending' story for your morning enjoyment. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 06:52 AM (hH3Px) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 06:53 AM (hH3Px) 124
Today is turning out to be a winner, not supposed to be here but a different job
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 06:44 AM (jLLc1) Good ! Posted by: JT at December 11, 2023 06:54 AM (T4tVD) Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2023 06:55 AM (9UlRk) 126
123 "Plus a dashboard bobbing-head."
Right next to the Plastic Jesus? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 06:53 AM (hH3Px) This is my point with a couple women in my life: I cannot STAND having stuff in my eyeline- especially if it is moving. I hate the way gals will hang beads, carousel horses, whatever gimcracky thing they want that sways and just distracts the hell out of me while I am driving. Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:56 AM (zZu0s) 127
"Plus a dashboard bobbing-head."
Right next to the Plastic Jesus? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 06:53 AM (hH3Px) - There's also Buddha and a bunch of others. Collect them. Trade them with your friends! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 06:56 AM (PTdof) 128
So Fauci actually is a regular Catholic then. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2023 06:55 AM Better. Almost Pope material. Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 11, 2023 06:57 AM (enJYY) 129
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at December 11, 2023 06:57 AM (NBVIP) 130
125 Lol.
So Fauci actually is a regular Catholic then. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2023 06:55 AM (9UlRk) IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE... WELL IT IS KIND OF TRUE, SADLY! Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at December 11, 2023 06:57 AM (zZu0s) 131
Anyhow, yesterday evening an intruder tried to break into an occupied home within several homes of our old house.
Homeowner capped his ass right there in the doorway. Just a little 'Happy Ending' story for your morning enjoyment. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 06:52 AM (hH3Px) Problem is, its Maryland. I hope for the best outcome for the homeowner, but you never know. Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 11, 2023 06:57 AM (VloHh) 132
JudiciaWatch lawsuit cleaned up at least 1.2 million names in LA County but our heavy lifting never stops:
California’s survey responses to the Election Assistance Commission show that 27 California counties reported removing five or fewer—and, in most of those counties, zero—voter registrations in the last two-year period for failing to respond to an address confirmation notice and failing to vote in two consecutive general federal elections. My guess is there are 5 MILLION bad registrations in Cali. Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2023 06:58 AM (lwOKI) 133
I hate the way gals will hang beads, carousel horses, whatever gimcracky thing they want that sways and just distracts the hell out of me while I am driving.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 06:56 AM (zZu0s) The compact disc may have died, but the compact disc hanging from the rear view mirror will never fade away. Someone in China will keep manufacturing blank pre-strung discs well into the future. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2023 06:59 AM (9UlRk) 134
Halley's comet has done a 180 and is heading back towards earth.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 06:59 AM (gCCyh) 135
Seems like less and less urgent news reporting concerning Hamas.
Some of us commented yesterday that the media seems to be moving on. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 06:59 AM (hH3Px) Posted by: JT at December 11, 2023 07:00 AM (T4tVD) Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2023 07:00 AM (lwOKI) 138
"Problem is, its Maryland. I hope for the best outcome for the homeowner, but you never know."
I'm gonna keep an eye on this one. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 07:00 AM (hH3Px) 139
135 Seems like less and less urgent news reporting concerning Hamas.
Some of us commented yesterday that the media seems to be moving on. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 06:59 AM (hH3Px) Their heroes getting stomped like a narc at a biker rally probably takes the shine off the apple. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 07:01 AM (zZu0s) 140
Some of us commented yesterday that the media seems to be moving on.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 06:59 AM (hH3Px) Guiana: "Hey! Hey! Over here!!!!" Teh Nooz: "Did you guys hear something? Eh, nevermind." Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2023 07:01 AM (9UlRk) 141
Halley's comet has done a 180 and is heading back towards earth. Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 06:59 AM Set your watches carefully as it will be back in 2061 when Hunter Biden III is in his fourth term. Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 11, 2023 07:03 AM (enJYY) 142
The media is flipping out over Trump's "dictator" comment. The man worse than Hitler scares the shit of them.
Posted by: fd at December 11, 2023 07:04 AM (vFG9F) 143
They never made a peep over the scads of little communities either subsumed or wiped out in the occupied territories by the headchopping racist psychopath occupiers as they metastasized into prominence. That's not oppression. That's just making a halal omelet.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2023 07:04 AM (9UlRk) 144
Some of these folks have absolutely no sense of wrong, or responsibility for their own actions.
'I'm the victim here!!', she says. https://tinyurl.com/3n9r3z6s Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 07:06 AM (hH3Px) 145
142 The media is flipping out over Trump's "dictator" comment. The man worse than Hitler scares the shit of them.
Posted by: fd at December 11, 2023 07:04 AM (vFG9F) They have been calling him a dictator for the past three weeks(?) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 07:06 AM (zZu0s) 146
Divide by Zero the question is did it reach the outer limits?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 07:06 AM (gCCyh) 147
{139}... Their heroes getting stomped like a narc at a biker rally probably takes the shine off the apple.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 07:01 AM (zZu0s) That and they don't like people to see when the tail can't effectively wag the dog. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 11, 2023 07:06 AM (qPw5n) 148
Halley's comet has done a 180 and is heading back towards earth.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 06:59 AM Comets have steering wheels ? Who knew ? Hiya BenHad ! Posted by: JT at December 11, 2023 07:07 AM (T4tVD) 149
Set your watches carefully as it will be back in 2061 when Hunter Biden III is in his fourth term.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 11, 2023 07:03 AM (enJYY) Still remember seeing it in the middle of the desert one year. 86? We were visiting the grandparents in El Paso and on 10, (Dad always worked it to where we were going through west texas at night/early morning) we pulled off and looked. Dad is a good human. Bowl of stars. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 07:08 AM (zZu0s) 150
Hamas is now going with the "if you don't give us what we want we're going to kill all the hostages" game plan.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 07:09 AM (gCCyh) 151
Glenn Greenwald has uncovered a "secret Israeli information operation"!! you guys!
Normal people call this counter-terrorism. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2023 07:09 AM (RIvkX) 152
Hi, JT
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 07:10 AM (gCCyh) 153
150 Hamas is now going with the "if you don't give us what we want we're going to kill all the hostages" game plan.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 07:09 AM (gCCyh) They were going to do that no matter what. They are evil fuckers. Evil fuckers should get the woodchipper. This is why you should never pay the Danegeld. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 07:11 AM (zZu0s) 154
151 Glenn Greenwald has uncovered a "secret Israeli information operation"!! you guys!
Normal people call this counter-terrorism. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2023 07:09 AM (RIvkX) Greenwald is another one: he may be good on some stuff, but never mistake him for an ally. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 07:12 AM (zZu0s) 155
"Hamas is now going with the "if you don't give us what we want we're going to kill all the hostages" game plan."
That's a bold move, Cotton. let's see if it pays off. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 07:12 AM (hH3Px) 156
"They have been calling him a dictator for the past three weeks(?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop" He said it again over the weekend so they will get another 3 weeks out of it. Posted by: fd at December 11, 2023 07:12 AM (vFG9F) 157
"Hamas is now going with the "if you don't give us what we want we're going to kill all the hostages" game plan"
I say give them their 72 raisins then. Posted by: fd at December 11, 2023 07:13 AM (vFG9F) 158
So six more weeks of potato dicks?
Posted by: Like the groundhog at December 11, 2023 07:14 AM (NBVIP) 159
Aetius, I imagine a good number of those hostages have already been murdered.
I advocate for cutting the hands off of every terrorist Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 07:15 AM (gCCyh) 160
157 "Hamas is now going with the "if you don't give us what we want we're going to kill all the hostages" game plan"
I say give them their 72 raisins then. Posted by: fd at December 11, 2023 07:13 AM (vFG9F) Kellogg's always had the sugar encrusted raisin bran. The other brand... Post(?) had the bare ones. I liked Kellogg's a lot better. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 07:15 AM (zZu0s) 161
159 Aetius, I imagine a good number of those hostages have already been murdered.
I advocate for cutting the hands off of every terrorist Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 07:15 AM (gCCyh) Israel had to (and seems to have) make the calculation that the people were either dead or would not be released. Better to get down to it and either rescue them or recover the remains. That's a hell of a thing, but it's a shitty reality. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 07:17 AM (zZu0s) 162
"I advocate for cutting the hands off of every terrorist "
Hi, Ben Had! I think you misspelled 'heads'. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 07:17 AM (hH3Px) 163
158 So six more weeks of potato dicks?
Posted by: Like the groundhog at December 11, 2023 07:14 AM (NBVIP) ? Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 11, 2023 07:17 AM (zZu0s) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 11, 2023 07:17 AM (R4t5M) Posted by: JT at December 11, 2023 07:18 AM (T4tVD) 166
Hands, heads.......
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 11, 2023 07:17 AM (R4t5M) Poetayto, Poetahto. Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 11, 2023 07:18 AM (zZu0s) 167
I liked Kellogg's a lot better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2023 07:15 AM (zZu0s) === This I advocate for cutting the hands off of every terrorist Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 07:15 AM (gCCyh) === And this too. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2023 07:18 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 07:19 AM (hH3Px) 169
VIA, I really did mean hands. Islamic justice.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 07:19 AM (gCCyh) 170
Poetayto, Poetahto.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 11, 2023 07:18 AM (zZu0s) - A peeling, appealing. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 07:20 AM (PTdof) 171
VIA, I really did mean hands. Islamic justice.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 07:19 AM (gCCyh) - Hungry wild warthogs. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 07:21 AM (PTdof) 172
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is islam. They take everybody hostage, They never give them back. Throw the mooselim down the well, So my country can be free. So my country can be free! You must grab him by his horns, Then we have a big party. Posted by: Borat at December 11, 2023 07:21 AM (mQ8ar) 173
I've been playing with Windows 11. Creepiest damn thing I've messed with. Clean install. Fucking Edge, automatically imported Chrome bookmarks (and passwords!) from another install. This was a clean install to a separate partition. Fucking Edge scanned everything and found an installation of Chrome on another drive and imported everything. Without asking. Turns out the one it imported from was and older install and not the main OS I use, though. This is just...creepy. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at December 11, 2023 07:22 AM (Mzdiz) 174
{144} ... 'I'm the victim here!!', she says.
https://tinyurl.com/3n9r3z6s Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 07:06 AM (hH3Px) Voters decided they didn't want to be victims of this woman's poor judgement. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 11, 2023 07:22 AM (qPw5n) 175
"I really did mean hands. Islamic justice."
That's fair. So, a dumb question. Under their justice system, would they lose both hands, or just one? Cause either one has downsides for them going forward. Lose two hands, you can't even feed yourself Lose one hand, you feed yourself with the same hand you wipe your ass with. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 07:22 AM (hH3Px) 176
{173} ... This is just...creepy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at December 11, 2023 07:22 AM (Mzdiz) Thanks for the warning. You (and everyone else here, thanks to your report) now know exactly how much Microsoft respects your privacy: Not at all. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 11, 2023 07:24 AM (qPw5n) 177
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 07:22 AM (hH3Px)
- /knows answer. raises hand. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 07:24 AM (PTdof) 178
Boker Tov Patriots
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2023 07:24 AM (pVWRI) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2023 07:26 AM (hH3Px) 180
NOOD Morning Report
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 11, 2023 07:26 AM (qPw5n) Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2023 07:26 AM (lwOKI) 182
Morning peeps. Another chilly day in store for Bourbon Country.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2023 07:26 AM (Q4IgG) 183
/knows answer. raises hand.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 07:24 AM (PTdof) - /or doesn't know answer. stumped. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 07:26 AM (PTdof) 184
VIA, one hand is for being a thief. Both hands put them at the mercy of wives and family. Dude, your Jihad has ended but you will suffer.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2023 07:26 AM (gCCyh) 185
*throws paper airplane*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 11, 2023 07:26 AM (R4t5M) 186
Fauci could go to Mass every day for the rest of his life but doubt it will help him in the afterlife
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2023 07:27 AM (jLLc1) 187
/or doesn't know answer. stumped.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 07:26 AM (PTdof) - /or thinks he might know answer. goes out on a limb. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 07:27 AM (PTdof) 188
*throws paper airplane*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 11, 2023 07:26 AM (R4t5M) - * downed by spitballs * Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2023 07:28 AM (PTdof) 189
>game journalism was just lazy, corrupt, and incompetent
I found GamerGate hilarious because video game "journalism" has always been a joke. Watching gamer nerds fume about "ethics" in video game "journalism" is like watching a ten year old fume that Hulk Hogan stole the championship from Jake "the Snake" Roberts with an illegal move. Posted by: Daniel Ream at December 11, 2023 09:07 AM (/0tPK) 190
158 So six more weeks of potato dicks?
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