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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (12/13/23)
Quotes I “You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”Frank Zappa
Quote II “You have to have a little bit of common sense. You’ve got to make a decision. Is this sincere? Is this device being used for what they’re saying? I think every American could use a little more training in disability understanding and disability etiquette.” Neil Romano, the former chairman of the National Council on Disability
Unfortunately, a majority of the TSA agents are knuckle dragging booger eating bullys. There's a reason they don't carry sidearms.
Quote III "I did what I had to do to protect my store and my employees. I had no idea what she was capable of." Store owner Jeff Dennis
Chock one up for KARMA.
A member of the Turkish parliament collapsed from an apparent heart attack on Tuesday as he went on a tirade against the people of Israel, according to multiple reports. The Times of Israel reported Hasan Bitmez was speaking before the Muslim country’s legislative body during a session on an unrelated matter when he decided to take his remarks off course. As Bitmez discussed Israel’s ongoing war against Islamic terrorists in Gaza, he took aim at Jews in the region, saying, “You will not escape the wrath of Allah.”
Legendary Jewish-American comedian Jerry Seinfeld has been targeted by pro-Hamas protesters who accuse the TV sitcom star of being “complicit in genocide.” The angry mob gathered outside the Landmark Theatre in Syracuse, New York to protest Seinfeld’s stand-up show over his support for Israel. According to The Daily Orange, an independent student newspaper at Syracuse University, protesters called for Israel to stop defending itself against Hamas.Yes, protesting a comedian and his audience half way around the world is the answer.
Instead of harrasing people who had nothing to do with the Hamas animals why not call them?
“If you want a real ceasefire, here is the right address,” he said, holding up a sign. “This is the phone number of Hamas’ office in Gaza,” Erdan said. “You can all call +970-599373765 and ask for Yahya Sinwar. Tell Hamas to put down their arms, turn themselves in, and return our hostages. This will bring a complete ceasefire that will last forever.” The sign stated, “For a Ceasefire dial +970-599373765,” and “Ask for Yahya Sinwar” alongside a photo of Sinwar.
If we really lived in a democracy we wouldn't be subject to unelected bureaucrats coming up with laws that are impossible to achieve currently.
Feds want anti-drunk-driving tech in cars — here’s what stands in the way
The in-car tech used by the likes of Ford and GM to make sure drivers pay attention to the road has come a long way. But it’s just not ready to help prevent or mitigate the damage done by drunk driving, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. That assessment is threaded throughout a new 99-page “advanced notice of proposed rulemaking” the agency released Tuesday, a sort of pit stop along the way to issuing regulations that would mandate in-car technology that could recognize when a driver has been drinking alcohol. NHTSA is now asking for help determining what technologies should be built into cars to help mitigate or prevent it outright — in part because the agency says there are no commercially available options. After the notice is published to the Federal Register, the public will have 60 days to submit comments.
The dream of Henry Ford ever quickly dies. Henry Ford knew what the every man wanted. Now Ford Motor Co. dreams what every man should want. And the every man isn't having anything to do with that dream.
It turns out the shining star in the EV firmament Ford thought they had was actually more of a dwarf star, and rapidly turning into a black hole. Execs have unsheathed the corporate katana, and gone to work slashing away on the production numbers. Ford Cuts Electric F-150 Plans in Ominous Sign for EV Market Ford Motor Co. is cutting 2024 production goals in half for its F-150 Lightning plug-in pickup truck — its signature electric vehicle — due to slowing demand for battery-powered models. The automaker now intends to build 1,600 of the trucks a week next year at its plant in Dearborn, Michigan, down from a previous plan to manufacture 3,200 weekly, a company spokeswoman said. Ford has been informing suppliers of the production cuts on a model Chief Executive Officer Jim Farley once said was “a test for adoption for electric vehicles” in America.
Their obligation is to feed, clothe and house you until you are 18. Stop being an ungrateful twat.
A woman who had to move back in with her parents explains why it's such a hassle to live with them.
“I feel like there are a lot of struggles with having to move back in with your parents after having lived on your own, but one of the biggest ones that’s been f------ with my mental health lately is my lack of privacy,” says a TikTok creator named Joyce in a video. She explains that she’s not talking about her parents being intrusive if she's on the phone with a friend, or has someone over, but rather her personal privacy.
Filler material on an ONT? Never! Well Thursday and Friday nights don't count. Are you superstitious? If so here are some foods to avoid on News Year Eve.
More than any other holiday, New Year’s brings out our superstitious sides. Some people will try anything to shed their misfortunes from the previous 12 months and boost their chances of good luck in the year ahead. You may already cook the traditional New Year’s dishes for good luck, but you should also be avoiding these foods if want to cover all your bases. From chicken to lobster, consider leaving these unlucky food items off your New Year’s Eve and Day menus. 1. Catfish
She saw one too many episodes of some show. Genius Award Winner.
Woman found guilty of murder after citizen’s arrest gone horribly wrong
Too serious??????? This is a little bit lighter.
Genius Award Winners.
2 men convicted of stealing $2,095 of stuff from Kohl's argued for lesser charges because there was a sale and they had coupons
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2023 09:31 PM (S6gqv)
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Posted by: mindful webworker - formica's really keen at December 13, 2023 09:33 PM (DXCDZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2023 09:36 PM (J47y1)
But this seems early.
Posted by: Stateless at December 13, 2023 09:36 PM (jvJvP)
But this seems early.
Posted by: Stateless at December 13, 2023 09:36 PM (jvJvP)
See number 4.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 13, 2023 09:37 PM (aA3+G)
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Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:39 PM (JrojV)
You really mean "damn near non-existent demand".
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2023 09:39 PM (J47y1)
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Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 13, 2023 09:41 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: The ONT at December 13, 2023 09:39 PM (qPw5n)
Happens to the best of you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 09:41 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2023 09:42 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Alex Jones and warning about the New World Order at December 13, 2023 09:42 PM (tjZg/)
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Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 13, 2023 09:44 PM (4Winp)
I know she gets them every year. Does she ever send a "Thank You" card in return? Neigh!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 13, 2023 09:44 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: The ONT
There, there. It happens to all Overnight Threads now and then. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2023 09:44 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 09:45 PM (XtkZj)
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On Pandora they mine Unobtanium. At Ford they produce Unsellablium.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 09:45 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2023 09:46 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:47 PM (JrojV)
There's a pill for that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 09:45 PM (XtkZj)
Bob Dole knows how to help …
🍆
Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at December 13, 2023 09:47 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 13, 2023 09:47 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: mindful webworker - magic fingers in the bed at December 13, 2023 09:48 PM (DXCDZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:47 PM (JrojV)
What about Sean Young? She always gave me the crazy vibes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 09:48 PM (XtkZj)
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Dude, he was a werewolf.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 09:49 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:50 PM (JrojV)
Every time I see a TSA agent I'm reminded of Alex's droogs in A Clockwork Orange when they became police
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 13, 2023 09:52 PM (IZPBd)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2023 09:53 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 13, 2023 09:53 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 09:53 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2023 09:54 PM (9YbFY)
Ice cream. Mmm. Yummy.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2023 09:55 PM (9YbFY)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 09:53 PM (krqg6)
That's a Tom Swiftie!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2023 09:55 PM (4I/2K)
Hee hee. Independent.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 13, 2023 09:55 PM (Angsy)
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LOLOLOL
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2023 09:55 PM (9YbFY)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 13, 2023 09:57 PM (qPw5n)
Very nice picture on top.
This is to remind us to cross a bridge, rather than hop on unstable rocks and getting wet. Like the Left and their policies do.
Stay away from stupid people, and have fun is a good metaphor from the top photo.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 09:57 PM (u82oZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHVIG0_-6JA
Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2023 09:57 PM (g0Y4p)
The ONT Came First.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2023 09:57 PM (e6UQI)
At least, tomorrow... is a rest day...
Posted by: mindful webworker - au revoir now at December 13, 2023 09:57 PM (DXCDZ)
At least, tomorrow... is a rest day...
Posted by: mindful webworker - au revoir now at December 13, 2023 09:57 PM (DXCDZ)
Will keep praying to St Francis for her.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2023 09:57 PM (9YbFY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 13, 2023 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2023 09:58 PM (bomBH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 09:58 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - au revoir now at December 13, 2023 09:58 PM (DXCDZ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2023 09:59 PM (9YbFY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 09:47 PM (JrojV)
Not Bonnie and Clyde?
Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2023 09:59 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: mindful webworker
You came back while you were gone
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2023 09:59 PM (9YbFY)
He did the time warp again.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 09:59 PM (XtkZj)
NBC News
@NBCNews
As vehicles get bigger and heavier, they also get deadlier.
Tesla’s new Cybertruck, a 6,800-pound electric car, would be lethal to pedestrians and occupants of lighter vehicles in the case of an accident, experts say.
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That damn Musk! Profits before people every time!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 09:59 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 13, 2023 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
Or a bad codpiece.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2023 09:59 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at December 13, 2023 10:00 PM (URIv5)
Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2023 10:00 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Dr. T
Mad Magazine's satire was titled "Balmy and Clod".
It's scary the shit you can recall from 60 years ago.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2023 10:00 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
Horde writers check it out
thelawdogfiles.com/raconteur-press
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2023 10:01 PM (9YbFY)
Posted by: Iris
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Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 13, 2023 10:01 PM (WSDq0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 09:58 PM (u82oZ)
Thanks Salty!
Yes, grading is pretty much over. Now I can put aside the stress of getting all the scores in, and instead focus on my life going nowhere and slowly slip into madness. Hope all's going well out in Kansas.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2023 10:02 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Iris
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Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 13, 2023 10:01 PM (WSDq0
Red Sox Fans having dinner with Yankee Fans!
Crazy
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 10:02 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2023 10:02 PM (Sf2cq)
Mass hysteria. Raining cats and dogs. Yellowstone Caldera erupting. Leftists making sense. DC Metro fixes escalators.
OK, the last one was too over the top.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 10:03 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 10:03 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2023 10:03 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 13, 2023 10:03 PM (D7u0p)
Living the dream. I am not, repeat, not in the dating world of today.
And I thought the December break was when you finalized all your federal research grant applications.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:04 PM (u82oZ)
Apparently the Farley on SNL was the smart one, and the Farley on the 14th floor of The Glass House, with the big office, is the buffoon.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 13, 2023 10:04 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 10:04 PM (XtkZj)
Great and moody photo up top.
Move back in with the folks (or other relatives) and be grateful for a place to live. Act accordingly.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 13, 2023 10:05 PM (a8Rgt)
Daily Mail Online
@MailOnline
Now scientists say BREATHING is bad for the environment: Gases we exhale contribute to 0.1% of the UK's greenhouse gas emissions
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 10:05 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2023 10:05 PM (Sf2cq)
Our betters will not happy with us. They are already upset about our failure to appreciate Bidennomics.
Posted by: Ripley at December 13, 2023 10:06 PM (PTDkx)
Ford will completely suspend production in late 24 as inventory piles up as nobody is buying their 100k golf cart.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2023 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 13, 2023 10:03 PM (D7u0p)
I imagine it being more like The Troubles in Ireland…💣
Posted by: browndog digging up the interwebs at December 13, 2023 10:07 PM (TTAGa)
We are going to have a Kansas State University Football Pop-Tart Bowl party at my hovel of debt for the Constitution Bee core survivors.
I'd send you an invite, but how is Mr. Bassman doing? I only heard the pre-hospital saga.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2023 10:08 PM (Sf2cq)
Just remember who put out the Hillary signs. In times of trouble, take their stuff.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
@MailOnline
Now scientists say BREATHING is bad for the environment: Gases we exhale contribute to 0.1% of the UK's greenhouse gas emissions
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 10:05 PM (FVME7)
If they're not careful, they're going to make this global warming scam look like....a scam.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2023 10:08 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 13, 2023 10:09 PM (D7u0p)
Some people just do not grok war.
The point is to kill the enemy. Not call and ask for photo-ops.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 13, 2023 10:09 PM (cOq4q)
@MailOnline
Now scientists say BREATHING is bad for the environment: Gases we exhale contribute to 0.1% of the UK's greenhouse gas emissions
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 10:05 PM (FVME7)
If they're not careful, they're going to make this global warming scam look like....a scam.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2023 10:08 PM (g0Y4p)
I agree that all people concerned with global warming should stop breathing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 10:09 PM (XtkZj)
Zappa
Yep.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2023 10:09 PM (bomBH)
OK governor banned offices of DEI in all public colleges in the state.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
They will just rename them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 10:09 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2023 10:10 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at December 13, 2023
Me, too. July, for me.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 13, 2023 10:10 PM (YJlID)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
He is doing well with his pacemaker and soon will be sporting a new knee! Gotta replace parts as they wear out.
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2023 10:10 PM (Sf2cq)
Roshan M Salih
@RmSalih
Why do Muslims have to condemn Palestinian "atrocities against civilians" on October 7 when there is zero proof that any took place?!
Israeli officials, MSM and Zionists shouting that they happened do not constitute evidence. And Hamas go pro footage only shows soldiers being targeted and hostages being taken.
So show us the proof! If you do I will change my mind because I'm a reasonable person. But as long as you don't then I'm going to stick to what I've always said: Hamas targeted Israeli soldiers and captured hostages to bargain for Palestinian hostages, while non-combattants got killed in crossfire, mainly killed by the Israeli army.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 10:10 PM (FVME7)
Horde writers check it out
thelawdogfiles.com/raconteur-press
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2023 10:01 PM (9YbFY)
I'm still waiting to hear about my last submission. Maybe I should check the dates again.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 13, 2023 10:10 PM (Angsy)
Genius Award Winners.
2 men convicted of stealing $2,095 of stuff from Kohl's argued for lesser charges because there was a sale and they had coupons
That made me laugh out loud. I mean, why not give it a shot? What have you got to lose, maybe years off your sentence?
Posted by: RickZ at December 13, 2023 10:10 PM (emlEe)
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The Moron Army -- once in, never out.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 10:11 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 10:11 PM (63Dwl)
Some people just do not grok war.
The point is to kill the enemy. Not call and ask for photo-ops.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 13, 2023 10:09 PM (cOq4q
I thought that was some excellent trolling. Horde-level, even.
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2023 10:11 PM (Sf2cq)
Since it was Kohl's they could get 10 years off for every 50 years sentenced.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 13, 2023 10:12 PM (dZVON)
Quite like the simple parchment that our Constitution was written upon...with words of such "ROCKS OF MEN."
TRUMP 2024...do or die.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 13, 2023 10:12 PM (UsQA1)
"Gotta replace parts as they wear out."
Uh ... Moving right along.
Seriously, hope he has a good outcome. Knee replacements are amazing these days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Emmie
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{{{Emmie}}}
The big Moving Day is December 27 but we have moved some things already. She understands everything while we're talking about it, but doesn't remember. She frequently asks me if she's seen the new house (she has, several times), and at least when I show her pics she says it looks familiar. I usually take her over there with me to help her get used to it.
I don't know if she'll really like it, but she rarely complains about anything. I'm pretty sure she'll enjoy the front porch when we get some rocking chairs.
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 13, 2023 10:13 PM (WSDq0)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 13, 2023 10:03 PM (D7u0p)
I imagine it being more like The Troubles in Ireland…💣
Posted by: browndog digging up the interwebs at December 13, 2023 10:07 PM (TTAGa)
Go back to the original Big Bad One, the English civil wars of 1642 - 1651. I've seen a good case made that the English speaking peoples have been fighting and refighting that war for 375 years now. The English really don't care to talk about it much, never have. It was far more brutal and destructive than anything else in English history. And although it is often blamed on Cromwell, he didn't get important until it was already halfway over and much of the damage had been done - his main skill was knowing how to be the Last Man Standing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2023 10:14 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 10:14 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2023 10:14 PM (QBwwm)
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"What's the deal with goat-humping, anyway?"
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2023 10:14 PM (/QIWP)
It's scary the shit you can recall from 60 years ago.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2023 10:00 PM (J47y1)
Still remember this one, MAD's satire of a Stanley Kubrick classic: "201 Minutes of Space Idiocy". Think they got that one spot on.
Posted by: RickZ at December 13, 2023 10:15 PM (emlEe)
Stories of the English Civil War were very real and personal to our founding fathers, who tried to avoid that in the new nation.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:15 PM (u82oZ)
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"Men?" At Kohl's. With fucking coupons? No fucking way.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 13, 2023 10:15 PM (Q4IgG)
This is going to cost me a shitload of money isn't it?,
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2023 10:16 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 13, 2023 10:13 PM (WSDq0)
Oooh! A front porch with rocking chairs! Excellent!
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2023 10:16 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:02 PM (u82oZ)
LOL yes, so close and then not plausible...
:-)
Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2023 10:17 PM (n3DL0)
May all your stuff arrive undamaged and unused by the homeless. With informative labels still on the boxed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2023 10:18 PM (QBwwm)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2023 10:16 PM (0Htd1)
Remember cash for clunkers and cars got expensive and larger after that?
I am told the clunkers got bought up at scrap prices and the best were shipped to Russia to be fitted with new, Russian made engines and are running there yet.
we are being screwed on purpose
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2023 10:18 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: browndog digging up the interwebs at December 13, 2023 10:18 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2023 10:14 PM (S6gqv)
My favorite comment regarding the British Civil Wars (as I would say they should be properly called, not to be *that guy*) came from Simon Schama, who wrote that during the warfare in Ireland they eventually began digging up corpses to extract the nitrate for producing gunpowder. He described it as "the most perfect example, I suppose, of a self-sustaining industry."
Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2023 10:18 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: javems at December 13, 2023 10:19 PM (8I4hW)
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Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, they were too busy with inflicting ritual torture on their latest captives to bothered with figuring out the wheel.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 13, 2023 10:19 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
>>This is going to cost me a shitload of money isn't it?,
At least 1k per vehicle and more likely 2500 per vehicle.
This is what you get when congress cedes it's authority to a runaway, rogue administrative state.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2023 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)
Sounds familiar. Wonder if there's some kind of cycle involved?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 13, 2023 10:20 PM (FCs/J)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
And not redirected to a shipping center three states away.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2023 10:21 PM (g0Y4p)
We need a Brute Squad that will ensure all regulations are tested on the regulators first. With no exceptions.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2023 10:21 PM (QBwwm)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2023 10:18 PM (D7oie)
It's so annoying that there doesn't seem to be anything we can do about it. Well, I do think we can be less cooperative whenever the ruling class gets some bright idea of nudging us toward something "for our own good", like giving up food or heat or transportation. Or breathing.
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2023 10:22 PM (Sf2cq)
When you look back at the English Civil War, the astounding thing is that almost as soon as it starts, half of the people in every city in England came out and tried to murder the other half, and then the other half came out and tried to murder them back. That's what I imagine any "civil war" these days would look like.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2023 10:22 PM (S6gqv)
I will fire up the BBQ for a grand Prime Roast.
Though, may have to take out a loan to buy the roast.
Thanks JOE.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 13, 2023 10:22 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 13, 2023 10:13 PM (WSDq0)
(((HUGS))) hope it goes well
Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2023 10:22 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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{{{Salty}}}
At least this time I know it's not going to sit in a warehouse in Laramie for a month.
I labeled my box of cookbooks with "It's a Cookbook!!" I left out The Deplorable Gourmet in case I need to make a batch of bluebell's peanut butter chocolate cookies or Helena Handbasket's brownies for celebratory purposes before Christmas.
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 13, 2023 10:22 PM (WSDq0)
>>We need a Brute Squad that will ensure all regulations are tested on the regulators first. With no exceptions.
I'm down with that, we just need to elect a congress full of Dave Brats, a Senate of Rand Pauls and Zombie Ross Perot as President.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2023 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Didn't Jefferson call for an end goal of a total administrative state with no pesky citizen input (other than their tax dollars)?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 13, 2023 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
One (d) party official went so far as to state, that Ogg ought not bring indictment or otherwise prosecute *any* democrat... "regardless of evidence".
In other words, carte blanche, up to and including Felony Murder. If (d), no worries, mate, Hall Pass!
Tomorrow's Houston talk radio is going to be Radio Active on this, but sadly, the Houston Chronicle (d), will likely endorse the Party Line.
But, as Ogg is being opposed by (d) Sean Teare (their "pretty boy" candidate), the County (d) party has JUST handed Ogg the Nomination and the Win, on this one issue, alone.
Just as many (R) votes helped put Whitmire over the top for Houston Mayor, Many MORE (R) votes need to ensure that Ogg holds office for at least the next term. Like Whitmire, Ogg is (IIRC), unopposed by an (R) candidate.
And that'll be the end of Lina Hildago and her little minions, too!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2023 10:23 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: on the flip side, they raised this idiot, so eff 'em at December 13, 2023 10:24 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Iris
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{{{Iris}}}
Thank you! You and Sharon need to come sit on the porch with me sometime. (And go check out the local range dudes, er... I mean, check out the local range!)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 13, 2023 10:24 PM (WSDq0)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 13, 2023 10:26 PM (IBDwy)
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2023 10:26 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 13, 2023 10:24 PM (WSDq0)
I’m picturing all y’all in your rockers, long rifles in your laps… smoking corncob pipes.
Posted by: browndog digging up the interwebs at December 13, 2023 10:26 PM (TTAGa)
** Respectful tip of the hat to you, good sir. **
Next year in Corsicana - again!
Indeed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2023 10:27 PM (bomBH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2023 10:22 PM (S6gqv)
Pretty good descriptor of the Spanish Civil War as well. And the Yugoslav breakup.
Conflicts over government are one thing, but when half the population becomes convinced the other half is trying to kill it, that's when you're in a scary place.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2023 10:27 PM (g0Y4p)
Sounds familiar. Wonder if there's some kind of cycle involved?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 13, 2023 10:20 PM (FCs/J)
Henry Ford was an Edison employee while he worked on his ICE on the side. When, at a corporate meeting, Ford happened to tell Edison about his side venture, Edison encouraged his work. ICE fuel was a self-contained energy source, while electricity wasn't.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 13, 2023 10:27 PM (fLabr)
>>Didn't Jefferson call for an end goal of a total administrative state with no pesky citizen input (other than their tax dollars)?
I can't see the man who wrote about the king sending a swarm of English administrators to eat out the colonies substance wanting to institute a regime of substance eaters.
All I know is that the founders would have started shooting people in the face by now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2023 10:27 PM (XV/Pl)
AH gheez...the smell of hamas torture tunnels wafting into the ONT..
ACE!!! thought we were going to greese these monkeys on first post???
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 13, 2023 10:28 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 13, 2023 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Coming home from the TxMoMeet, I was searched excessively. I said I did not appreciate it. The TSA goon's response was "Don't fly."
I plan to drive next year.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
The Revolutionary War was started over a 1% tax and "common sense gun control" by the government.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2023 10:29 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: JM in Ill
You know that tiny, little 'change' pocket at the top of the regular front pocket of your jeans? Yeah, that one.
There was once a small ball of lint in mine and the TSA dicked with me for 20 minutes or so about it. It went on until I asked for a supervisor. Once the boss arrived, he basically said "On your way Good Citizen" and starting giving those boneheads hell.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2023 10:29 PM (J47y1)
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And that bitch, Edith Keeler!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 10:30 PM (krqg6)
Stories of the English Civil War were very real and personal to our founding fathers, who tried to avoid that in the new nation.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:15 PM (u82oZ)
What's amazing is that in 1650, some were already talking about setting up a bicameral parliament and electing an executive. But the biggest mistake everyone else made was to allow the creation of an army that was not only the best army in the land, but also was loyal to only one man - not the king, not the people and not the parliament. Well that situation always ends the same way. And our Founders were very concerned with figuring out how to stop that from happening again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2023 10:30 PM (S6gqv)
@MailOnline
Now scientists say BREATHING is bad for the environment: Gases we exhale contribute to 0.1% of the UK's greenhouse gas emissions
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 13, 2023 10:05 PM (FVME7)
You think they were kidding about what they said on the Georgia Guidestones?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at December 13, 2023 10:30 PM (uFzkb)
Daily Mail Online
@MailOnline
Now scientists say BREATHING is bad for the environment: Gases we exhale contribute to 0.1% of the UK's greenhouse gas emissions
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here
You were fine when they berated us for the effect our farts had on the environment. Well, your turn, bitches.
Posted by: cows at December 13, 2023 10:30 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here
You know who else took "hostages"?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 13, 2023 10:31 PM (cOq4q)
I am posting less for ... reasons.
I do so enjoy the Horde, CoBs, and the great comments, analysis and humor.
My free time is just not as plentiful these days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:31 PM (u82oZ)
Out: He only dates women younger then him
In: He's a dirty Jew!
Posted by: The Left at December 13, 2023 10:31 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2023 10:32 PM (bomBH)
According to numerous lawyers the offensive use of pepper spray is considered a lethal threat because it's incapacitating. Once you're incapacitated, they can cause you grievous bodily harm or kill you. So, yes you can shoot them.
Robbers beware.
Posted by: GWB at December 13, 2023 10:32 PM (HMvgH)
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Their midsized pickup, Ranger, I believe's the nameplate, is now available with a V6. Heaven forfend, is there a 427 on the F-150's horizon.
Posted by: Eddie Chiles at December 13, 2023 10:32 PM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at December 13, 2023 10:30 PM (uFzkb)/u]
Overpopulation is easy to overcome when you can prohibit the peasants from breathing and eating!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 13, 2023 10:33 PM (hOUT3)
It is hilarious that the left argues:
We need to let anyone move into the west that wants to for any reason
People in the west use way too many fossil fuels and if we don't stop it the globe dies
Posted by: The Left at December 13, 2023 10:33 PM (XqcwY)
Maybe I’ll catch up with y’all early next week. Sleep well until then.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:33 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: browndog
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Iris with her Buckmark, Sharon with her 1911, and me with my 1917 revolver. (In addition to the rifles, plus my 16 gauge propped up in the corner.)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 13, 2023 10:34 PM (WSDq0)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 13, 2023 10:34 PM (hOUT3)
And now that cinches it. I ain't gettin' any more new cars. Keep the old ones running until they just fall apart.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at December 13, 2023 10:34 PM (Mzdiz)
And on the British Side, it is still the British Army, not the Royal Army like the Royal Navy or Royal Air Force.
The Royal family of Britain have long memories. They certainly shut down Churchill fast when he wanted to name a battleship Cromwell.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:34 PM (u82oZ)
*poot*
Posted by: Bovine Intervention at December 13, 2023 10:34 PM (qPw5n)
If you are doing METH these days...there will come a day...soon... when you will be forced into treatment or...you do not want to hear ...or... that is how bad the CHICOMS have EFF'D over this dying Republic.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 13, 2023 10:35 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Tonypete
I love anise. There was a hard, anise flavored cookie my mom made. Great for dunking. Yum.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2023 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 13, 2023 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
Since I'm long retired, 6+ years so far, I can just obsess over current events.
Here is my "good news might be bad news" musing of the day. I swallow hard before I type this, but... I think the economy really is improving. Starting from a very low level, but nevertheless. The evidence comes from multiple data points. Basically, in sum, it looks like Powell may be achieving that soft landing he wanted.
The question is, is it too late to help His Senile Majesty or not? It's going to take a while for the good news to penetrate the lofo perception.
None of the good news changes the national glide path toward disaster, of course. Just postpones le deluge.
Posted by: mnw at December 13, 2023 10:35 PM (NLIak)
Ummmm, the Constitution? It's called the 4th and 5th Amendments, at a minimum.
Posted by: GWB at December 13, 2023 10:35 PM (HMvgH)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 13, 2023 10:35 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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And breeding!
Posted by: Gender Affirming Doctors at December 13, 2023 10:36 PM (WSDq0)
Posted by: Flossie at December 13, 2023 10:36 PM (83IzV)
For example, he's arguing a significant portion of intelligence is heritable. But we could use that to give more educational resources to those with dumb parents! And so on...
We've gone from "the bad old" 50s where something being true was a 100% defense to now where every public figure knows they have to kowtow to fashionable views of the elites.
Posted by: The Left at December 13, 2023 10:36 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2023 10:27 PM (g0Y4p)
that's a very good phrase, I'm going to remember that one!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2023 10:36 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2023 10:37 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 10:37 PM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2023 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
My sister!
Anise…yummy
Posted by: browndog digging up the interwebs at December 13, 2023 10:37 PM (TTAGa)
Who Killed the Electric Car?
Who Killed the Electric Car? is a 2006 American documentary film directed by Chris Paine that explores the creation, limited commercialization and subsequent destruction of the battery electric vehicle in the United States, specifically the General Motors EV1 of the mid-1990s. The film explores the roles of automobile manufacturers, the oil industry, the federal government of the United States, the California government, batteries, hydrogen vehicles and consumers in limiting the development and adoption of this technology.
http://tinyurl.com/4a67tz6v
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 10:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: GWB at December 13, 2023 10:35 PM (HMvgH)
Sure seems to me like we are way past Post-Constitutional already...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 13, 2023 10:38 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at December 13, 2023 10:34 PM (Mzdiz)
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Yep. The "Service Engine Soon" light came on in my car today. Took it in and it turns out to be pretty minor, if that.
I hope to get another 10 years or so out of my car (it's already 20 years old with only 75K miles on it).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2023 10:38 PM (BpYfr)
Iris with her Buckmark, Sharon with her 1911, and me with my 1917 revolver. (In addition to the rifles, plus my 16 gauge propped up in the corner.)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 13, 2023 10:34 PM (WSDq0)
Let's make it so! :-)
Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2023 10:38 PM (n3DL0)
Good to see you posting.
I have some quibbles on the soft landing. The Market being up is good news, but feels transitory.
Basically there are a lot of jobs that need good people for the economy to function smoothly. And there is a dearth of good people to hire.
But we shall see. I'd love to be wrong, and owe you a libation that pairs well with drinking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:38 PM (u82oZ)
And breeding!
Posted by: Gender Affirming Doctors
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Hamas is the most fertile group of people on the earth.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 10:39 PM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: mnw at December 13, 2023 10:35 PM (NLIak)
Hi there, mnw.
I'm not an economy wonk so I can't say definitively one way or another. Inflation has slowed, at least when you look at things like gas, but how much of that is because of demand being destroyed?
The way I see it, if the Fed had felt able to cut interest rates at year's end, it would have done so today. That it didn't says a lot to me.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2023 10:39 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2023 10:40 PM (JrojV)
Hamas is the most fertile group of people on the earth.
You know what would be funny? Pay a bunch of Hamas wives to discuss what their lives are like and broadcast that on TV on a loop.
Remember "The Handmaid's Tale" was written, really, about Iranian Islam...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2023 10:40 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 10:39 PM (QlRIZ)
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Hmmm. I'd have to spread their corpses over my fields to be sure...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2023 10:40 PM (BpYfr)
I am told the clunkers got bought up at scrap prices and the best were shipped to Russia to be fitted with new, Russian made engines and are running there yet.
we are being screwed on purpose
Posted by: Kindltot
The price of used cars shot up and never came back down. Which, of course, which was especially hard on low income people. You know, those people that liberals and democrats pretend to care about.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2023 10:41 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 13, 2023 10:42 PM (u82oZ)
If there was an opposition party I suspect they'd spend a lot of time talking about things like this.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2023 10:42 PM (XqcwY)
Hamas is the most fertile group of people on the earth.
Posted by: Braenyard
They're going to have to get into polygamy if the men keep fighting to keep their birthrate up.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 13, 2023 10:42 PM (WA3Dv)
Posted by: Survey Sez! at December 13, 2023 10:42 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2023 10:43 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: maybe me an alternate from the multiverse changed places at December 13, 2023 10:43 PM (pjs7m)
Hmmm. I'd have to spread their corpses over my fields to be sure...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Looking forward to your crop report.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 10:43 PM (QlRIZ)
State Surgeon General of Florida's letter to FDA last week:
"... To date, no response has been received. In addition to my previous letter, I am writing to
you to address the recent discovery of host cell DNA fragments within the Pfizer and Moderna
COVID-19 mRNA vaccines.
This raises concerns regarding the presence of nucleic acid contaminants in the approved Pfizer and
Moderna COVID-19 mRNA vaccines, particularly in the presence of lipid nanoparticle complexes, and
Simian Virus 40 (SV40) promoter/enhancer DNA. Lipid nanoparticles are an efficient vehicle for
delivery of the mRNA in the COVID-19 vaccines into human cells, and may therefore be an equally
efficient vehicle for delivering contaminant DNA into human cells. The presence of SV40
promoter/enhancer DNA may also pose a unique and heightened risk of DNA integration into host
cells. "
http://tinyurl.com/yon2a26u
All they censored was true. The MRNA shots are likely altering recipient's (and, usefully, offsprings) DNA. This cannot be discussed because flu shots, RSV shots, etc. are all supposed to be MRNA shots soon.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 10:44 PM (6Y/Rl)
Islam generally needs to be at war to support polygamy. Its part of what made it so successful changing a desert bandit into a caliph...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2023 10:44 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 10:04 PM (XtkZj)
Didn't you already have your own commerce raider? Wasn't that enough for you?
Posted by: The Kearsarge at December 13, 2023 10:45 PM (1lXgr)
I hope to get another 10 years or so out of my car (it's already 20 years old with only 75K miles on it).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
The cheap plastic finishes will go. If you can strip it down to bare metal, put some drain holes inthe floorboards you could get another twenty out of it.
If it is a common engine and tranny, you can have one waiting to drop in.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 13, 2023 10:45 PM (cOq4q)
Now. 3rd world...looks like Tijuana and right at Victory and Van Nuys Blvd...was treated to a homeless grandma at the bus stop turning her backside to the curb, dropping pants, and taking a piss off the curb.
Oh HELL YES. Hey GAVIN!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 13, 2023 10:45 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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Eat more goat.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 10:45 PM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: Newt Kiley at December 13, 2023 10:47 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Seems like there is a commonality of locales. Might be worth pursuing this.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 13, 2023 10:47 PM (hOUT3)
America and the west are backing into polygamy as well.
While it isn't unusual for elites to have mistresses it has never been as accepted and expected as now.
I assume this is part of the drive for trannies. If you can convince some percentage of low status men they are women...and other low status men to play along...you get less social disorder from some oligarch having a virtual harem.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2023 10:47 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2023 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
My sister!
Anise…yummy
Posted by: browndog digging up the interwebs
Anise?
Tell me more!
-Pete Bootygig
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 13, 2023 10:47 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: RickZ
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The one I recall is "Rockhead", send up of 'Rocky'. The characters were Rockhead, and Appalling Greed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2023 10:47 PM (XeU6L)
>>I hope to get another 10 years or so out of my car (it's already 20 years old with only 75K miles on it).
That's less than 4k miles a year, so that's obviously not your main car or you take mass transit most of the time.
If it's a Toyota, and you don't live in the rust belt, the vehicle should last longer than The Republic at that rate.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2023 10:48 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2023 10:48 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2023 10:48 PM (n3DL0)
"As the West surges toward electric cars, here’s where the unwanted gas guzzlers go
...This aging SUV is just one of millions of used cars that arrive every year in West Africa from wealthy countries such as Japan, South Korea, European countries and, increasingly, the US. Many of these end up in Benin, one of Africa’s top importers of used vehicles...
As wealthy countries set aggressive goals to move consumers towards electric vehicles to cut planet-warming pollution, gas-powered cars won’t necessarily go away."
http://tinyurl.com/2emvtv8b
"unwanted"
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 10:50 PM (6Y/Rl)
Islam generally needs to be at war to support polygamy. Its part of what made it so successful changing a desert bandit into a caliph...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2023 10:44 PM (XqcwY)
well that's the age old Islamic model, isn't it. One guy gets a load of chicks because he has the money and wealth to support them, and the younger men are kept single and angry and frustrated and are pretty agreeable to going out and slaughtering and being slaughtered, because they hate their lives and there's nothing better for them to do. And for the Big Guy back home, well that's just a way to cull the competition and make room for a new batch of chumps.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2023 10:50 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Drive by at December 13, 2023 10:51 PM (MNhXM)
You don't just mix up the batter and stick it in the oven.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 10:51 PM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: Newt Kiley at December 13, 2023 10:47 PM (83IzV)
One of my annual favorites, though I'm also a big fan of the "Straight No Chaser" version and the "12 Pains of Christmas."
Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2023 10:51 PM (g0Y4p)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Jim, here's an example of a power(line) conditioner in the class you'd be interested in:
https://tinyl.io/9vpJ
That's not an endorsement of that Tripp-Lite brand, just an example of what we were talking about last night.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at December 13, 2023 10:51 PM (Mzdiz)
That's less than 4k miles a year, so that's obviously not your main car or you take mass transit most of the time.
If it's a Toyota, and you don't live in the rust belt, the vehicle should last longer than The Republic at that rate.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2023 10:48 PM (XV/Pl)
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It is my main car. I don't drive that much in a small town (just to/from work and to/from stores). It's a Nissan Sentra.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2023 10:51 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 13, 2023 10:52 PM (UsQA1)
hamas ain't fertilizer, they're seeds. You're likely to raise a crop of hamassholes.
Kind of like in MA, they raise and harvest Massholes. (fortunately for MA though, there is an Olde Growth Crop of Conservatives, going way back to Constitutional Times.)
...gotta say though, the contest to see which of the Massholes or hamassholes were the worst drivers, would be a Blast!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2023 10:52 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Drive by at December 13, 2023 10:52 PM (MNhXM)
Go look at the interior of cars up to 2010 or so. You'd see some dash cracking and what-not, but you didn't get scuffs and scratches on the plastic just from brushing up against it with your fingernail.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 10:53 PM (6Y/Rl)
Sounds like its time to get rid of a few scientists. Result: fewer people breathing and no more bullshit studies.
Win-win.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2023 10:53 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2023 10:54 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 10:54 PM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate
So, the TSA agents who are oddly focused on your crotch, male or femaie?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2023 10:55 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2023 10:55 PM (g0Y4p)
You don't just mix up the batter and stick it in the oven.
Posted by: Braenyard
Pizelle iron, right?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 10:55 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 10:56 PM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: Braenyard
I want an entry level Hi-Lux!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 13, 2023 10:56 PM (hOUT3)
That's what I imagine any "civil war" these days would look like.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2023 10:22 PM (S6gqv)
Did these past Civil wars pit family members against each other?
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 13, 2023 10:57 PM (IBDwy)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Ha. One of the longest-lived modern cars I personally know is a Sentra. I'm guessing at the year but it's before they got lozenge shaped, so maybe early 2000s? It's got 400K or so miles on it and hasn't been washed since 200K if I had to guess. I think if you washed it you'd probably affect the integrity of the body panels. It's the cheapest most basic base model they sold, and that car refuses to quit.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 10:57 PM (6Y/Rl)
Did you see that Powell today ever-so-lightly broached the possibility of THREE rate cuts in 2024?
THAT got my attention fer shur.
Posted by: mnw at December 13, 2023 10:57 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 10:59 PM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2023 10:55 PM (0Htd1)
He was a male, as am I. But I blame the mopes running the scanner.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 13, 2023 10:59 PM (IBDwy)
>>It's a Nissan Sentra.
Never owned a Nissan, but family members owned Datsun's.
Almost pulled the trigger on a 300zx but bought an Eclipse/Talon instead.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2023 10:59 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 10:04 PM (XtkZj)
No. There were no ironclads when the 2nd Amendment was ratified!
Posted by: Joe "I was raised as a Jew and a Muslim, no joke" Biden at December 13, 2023 10:59 PM (5fDan)
Did you see that Powell today ever-so-lightly broached the possibility of THREE rate cuts in 2024?
THAT got my attention fer shur.
Posted by: mnw
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What does it mean?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 11:00 PM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo
The Moros would get so frustrated they'd tie their balls up with knotted cords with the free ends tied to their feet, dope up, and stagger into neigboring Christian village markets to kill as many as possible before getting cut down... after their whole village celibrates their 'graduation'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 13, 2023 11:00 PM (cOq4q)
I sold my mom’s 1997 Sentra in 2022 when I moved her into a retirement home. It had 16,490 miles on it.
Posted by: Drive by at December 13, 2023 11:00 PM (MNhXM)
Last year I bought a `96 Acura. It runs great. I keep up with all maintenance, and expect it to run another 25 years...of course it'll probably outlive me...🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2023 11:01 PM (bomBH)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 11:00 PM (QlRIZ
Means the Dems are trying to heat up the economy before the election.
Posted by: Drive by at December 13, 2023 11:02 PM (MNhXM)
Please don't be one space ahead of me in line at the state title office. I have other things to do that week. Month.
YOU CAN'T LEGALLY DRIVE THAT MEXICAN TRUCK.
You can cruise from your driveway out to the woods, and back.
You bold rebels have this all thought through at all?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 13, 2023 11:02 PM (FCs/J)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 11:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Drive by
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I bet someone was thrilled to have that.
It's a shame it probably wasn't one of the hot-rod... SE-R (? maybe) models they flirted with for a while before IIRC they switched to the CVTs and neutered everything. I bet one of those would be worth big money nowadays.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 11:03 PM (6Y/Rl)
Look at those mountains!
Look at those trees.
Look at that bum over there,
He's down on his knees!
I love LA!
Randy Newman
Seems like Randy was prescient. He saw the future of LA 35 years ago.
Posted by: mnw at December 13, 2023 11:04 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 11:00 PM (QlRIZ)
It means 2024 is an election year. And he's already planning to say screw inflation, we're cutting rates.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2023 11:05 PM (S6gqv)
You can cruise from your driveway out to the woods, and back.
You bold rebels have this all thought through at all?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
Keep it registered in Mexico. And get yourself a Mexican drivers license and you can do whatever you want Stateside. Don't even need insurance either.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 13, 2023 11:06 PM (cOq4q)
https://youtu.be/A1D78Y60gvo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 11:02 PM (63Dwl)
LOL I knew what that clip was gonna be even before I clicked!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2023 11:06 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 13, 2023 11:06 PM (IBDwy)
>>of course it'll probably outlive me.
If taken care of, even a little, any Japanese vehicle or American Pickup truck should last 20 years easily.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2023 11:07 PM (XV/Pl)
The Moros would get so frustrated they'd tie their balls up with knotted cords with the free ends tied to their feet, dope up, and stagger into neigboring Christian village markets to kill as many as possible before getting cut down... after their whole village celibrates their 'graduation'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Amok Time!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 11:07 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JM in Ill
At my county's courthouse (central TN) there is a memorial to the war dead from our War Between the States. The number of KIA are roughly equal between the CSA and the USA. There are many, many groups of men on both sides with the same surnames.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2023 11:07 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: RickZ
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I remember the scene where the monkey throws the tapir femur into the air. Then they cut to 5 million years later, up in Earth orbit. One astronaut says to the other, "hey, I think someone just hit the ship with a bone."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2023 11:08 PM (ovxwt)
The story of choice.... right and wrong, and the greys in b between.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 13, 2023 11:08 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 11:08 PM (R4t5M)
Unless it drops a valve seat which turns out to be a known flaw with that particular engine design.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 13, 2023 11:09 PM (dZVON)
Keep it registered in Mexico. And get yourself a Mexican drivers license and you can do whatever you want Stateside. Don't even need insurance either.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
And don't speak English.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 11:10 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 11:11 PM (6Y/Rl)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 13, 2023 10:09 PM (D7u0p)
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Now what noxious gases or other nasty chemicals are produced in making CO2 scrubbers?
Posted by: Ciampino - Try chlorine & CO2 maybe? at December 13, 2023 11:12 PM (qfLjt)
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I thought it was not bad
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2023 11:12 PM (9YbFY)
It is my main car. I don't drive that much in a small town (just to/from work and to/from stores). It's a Nissan Sentra.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2023 10:51 PM (BpYfr)
Being 29+, drive maybe 5,000 a year. I hope to keep my Toyota many years, try not to drive when they salt up the roads.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 13, 2023 11:13 PM (IBDwy)
Posted by: JM in Ill
I would think there would be relatives on both sides from Virginia since it split.
Posted by: Drive by at December 13, 2023 11:13 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2023 10:04 PM (XtkZj)
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No. There were no ironclads when the 2nd Amendment was ratified!
Posted by: Joe "I was raised as a Jew and a Muslim, no joke" Biden at December 13, 2023 10:59 PM (5fDan)
Maybe not, but you could own an at that time modern ship of war, a frigate. Shipping companies had to protect their own shipping as a blue-water Navy was pretty non-existent. Britain was still hijacking (impressment) US sailors on the high seas. Oh yeah, and you could have a functioning cannon right outside your front door.
Posted by: RickZ at December 13, 2023 11:14 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Tonypete
They can and should fly the Stars and Bars next to Old Glory there. Anybody who touches any of it is guilty of cultural cleansing/genocide and should be put to the wall. Or at least walled into a supermax cell for life. Their kin can bring food. No toilets or running water.
Same with those who supported renaming Ft Bragg and all the other installations.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 13, 2023 11:14 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Just wave your hand around up by your ear and they'll give you a voter's registration card.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 13, 2023 11:17 PM (cOq4q)
Since I'm long retired, 6+ years so far, I can just obsess over current events.
Here is my "good news might be bad news" musing of the day. I swallow hard before I type this, but... I think the economy really is improving. Starting from a very low level, but nevertheless. The evidence comes from multiple data points. Basically, in sum, it looks like Powell may be achieving that soft landing he wanted.
The question is, is it too late to help His Senile Majesty or not? It's going to take a while for the good news to penetrate the lofo perception.
None of the good news changes the national glide path toward disaster, of course. Just postpones le deluge.
Posted by: mnw at December 13, 2023 10:35 PM (NLIak)
Hundreds of billions of dollars authorized in the Infrastructure Act and the Inflation Reduction Act will be disbursed by the Junta in 2024. Per the disbursement schedule in the signed into law bills. Simply a coincidence that 2024 is a POTUS election year, I'm sure.
Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2023 11:17 PM (5fDan)
At my county's courthouse (central TN) there is a memorial to the war dead from our War Between the States. The number of KIA are roughly equal between the CSA and the USA. There are many, many groups of men on both sides with the same surnames.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2023 11:07 PM (J47y1)
That would not bode well. I know many families are divided. Holiday dinners are not fun.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 13, 2023 11:18 PM (IBDwy)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
They do during Memorial Day and Veterans Day. The entire lawn is full of them. No one messes with any of the flags AT ALL.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2023 11:18 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: Funsize at December 13, 2023 11:18 PM (gDbog)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2023 11:19 PM (9YbFY)
OH yes oh yes Randy had the pulse of the Hollywood "soft white underbelly" ..indeed. Yet he got a pass for some reason and even got work with Disney of all places...before we all knew that Disney was into child porn.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 13, 2023 11:19 PM (UsQA1)
John Brown; Jayhawkers (used to refer to something other than college football fans); Beecher Bibles*; Quantrill's raiders; the Black Flag and the Great Lawrence Raid; the Centralia Massacre.
They taught us in grade school that the Civil War was "a sectional conflict, not a true 'civil war.'" In western Mo, it was no sectional conflict.
*(modern repeating rifles sent by Rev. Beecher to the KS abolitionists)
Posted by: mnw at December 13, 2023 11:20 PM (NLIak)
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hahahaha
Here' my latest one. Wendys sells a keychain hanger that you can show to get a free frosty all through the year. It's a donation to help their orphan program they fund.
It's been $1 since being introduced a number of years ago.
It's $3 this year.
BOOMING ECONOMY JACK!!!
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 11:21 PM (6Y/Rl)
They were discussing how they can no longer afford to buy the products they deliver unless they're on sale.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 11:23 PM (6Y/Rl)
Yep. My Japanese car is nearly seven years old; I bought the extended warranty and never used it. Hope the record keeps going when the seven years are up.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 13, 2023 11:23 PM (IBDwy)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 13, 2023 11:24 PM (UsQA1)
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Nikki Haley has entered the room.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 11:24 PM (QlRIZ)
History is what it is. If the people who fought in that war can meet years later on the same battlefields and shake hands getting over the wounds, then so can the woke wankers of today. Quit fucking with History.
Posted by: RickZ at December 13, 2023 11:25 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Jack Benny at December 13, 2023 11:25 PM (ovxwt)
http://tinyurl.com/4a67tz6v
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 10:37 PM (63Dwl)
Can't kill what was never born. GM made a limited number of EV1's, leased them out for a fixed term to selected consumers for a real-world test, and when the lease term was up, they collected the cars and destroyed them, as the plan had been all along. Some of the users liked them real well, and whined when the cars were recalled, but they all had signed on the dotted line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 11:26 PM (nsVpb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 11:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: RickZ
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They want you to keel each other just like old times.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 11:30 PM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2023 11:31 PM (bomBH)
Posted by: Braenyard
If there ever was a just cause to bring back flaying, there was the time, the first time, Nikki decided in SC to bring down old traditions...
It was like the fvckin taliban blowing up statues.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 13, 2023 11:31 PM (cOq4q)
Everyone's lost half their wealth over the last couple of years through Bidenflation.
And...AND...we all owe more then 100K through federal debt.
The Great Depression had more acute pain - but the Biden Junta has destroyed our economy.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2023 11:32 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 13, 2023 11:32 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 11:24 PM (QlRIZ)
When she did that craven caving over the state flag, right then she lost any potential vote she may have wanted from me in the future. And here she is in the future, wanting my vote. Uh-huh, sure cupcake.
Posted by: RickZ at December 13, 2023 11:32 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 11:33 PM (R4t5M)
These are the folks who wouldn't be able to pass an IQ test and a psych screen to be a cop, and we're discovering more and more what a low bar that's become.
Posted by: They could try university administration. Perfect fit. at December 13, 2023 11:34 PM (wtpA4)
And...AND...we all owe more then 100K through federal debt.
The Great Depression had more acute pain - but the Biden Junta has destroyed our economy.
Posted by: 18-1
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Almost like a fundamental transformation.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 11:34 PM (6Y/Rl)
Otoh, the price of gas in the STL area has gone from about $4.50* (IIRC) in 2021 to $3.20 or so last time I filled up the tank.
*Remember those stickers with Biden's picture on them, saying "I did that!"? The ones people used to put on gas pumps? When was the last time you saw one of those?
Posted by: mnw at December 13, 2023 11:34 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 11:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Funsize at December 13, 2023 11:35 PM (gDbog)
But mostly because 2024 is an election year.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 13, 2023 11:35 PM (IBDwy)
Posted by: Funsize at December 13, 2023 11:35 PM (gDbog)
The economy is contracting, so less demand. Probably not a good thing overall.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 11:37 PM (R4t5M)
Otoh, the price of gas in the STL area has gone from about $4.50* (IIRC) in 2021 to $3.20 or so last time I filled up the tank.
*Remember those stickers with Biden's picture on them, saying "I did that!"? The ones people used to put on gas pumps? When was the last time you saw one of those?
Posted by: mnw
2.59 central Indiana. Need more sanctions!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 11:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Funsize at December 13, 2023 11:35 PM (gDbog)
Same here, down around $3.10. But I read it is because demand has dropped in China, due to a slowing economy.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 13, 2023 11:38 PM (IBDwy)
Posted by: RickZ at December 13, 2023 11:25 PM (emlEe)
But it makes me feel important!
Posted by: ahistorical woke wankers at December 13, 2023 11:39 PM (e8j4m)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 13, 2023 11:41 PM (IEw/x)
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Simple, non-opioid analgesics
Simple, non-opioid analgesics are the most common form of analgesic. This group includes acetaminophen [Tylenol] and nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) such as:
ibuprofen
aspirin
naproxen
naproxen sodium
naproxen/esomeprazole
diclofenac
etodolac
indomethacin
nabumetone
oxaprozin
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 11:41 PM (QlRIZ)
And...AND...we all owe more then 100K through federal debt.
The Great Depression had more acute pain - but the Biden Junta has destroyed our economy.
Posted by: 18-1
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Almost like a fundamental transformation.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 11:34 PM (6Y/Rl)
They want the middle class destroyed. Period. There will only be the ruling class and a dependent underclass. This is their dream and vision for the world.
Posted by: They're vicious scum and will act accordingly at December 13, 2023 11:41 PM (wtpA4)
*Remember those stickers with Biden's picture on them, saying "I did that!"? The ones people used to put on gas pumps? When was the last time you saw one of those?
Posted by: mnw at December 13, 2023 11:34 PM (NLIak)
Gas has dropped 3 cents per liter here in my corner of Alberta this week. I attribute this mainly to the Provincial government tinkering with gas taxes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 11:41 PM (nsVpb)
Posted by: Funsize at December 13, 2023 11:35 PM (gDbog)
The economy is contracting, so less demand. Probably not a good thing overall.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
If Trump* can wave a pen over a piece of paper and make the economy better, they all know how, and did it just in time for Thanksgiving.
The plunder will resume after the election.
*For decades it was his point - macroeconomics, this is not rocket science...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 13, 2023 11:42 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2023 11:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 11:33 PM (R4t5M)
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Hey, I'll be doing that for my first time at the Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery near here. Supposed to be cold and rainy.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 13, 2023 11:43 PM (IBDwy)
Posted by: Kathy at December 13, 2023 11:44 PM (LPNLk)
http://tinyurl.com/9knnh4ar
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 13, 2023 11:32 PM (dZVON)
in its hyper-scientific language, the headline there might be one of the scariest I've ever seen: "Ibuprofen alters human testicular physiology to produce a state of compensated hypogonadism."
OW MY BALLS!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2023 11:44 PM (S6gqv)
Best I can figure, if we harvested every illegal alien, it wouldn't even put a den in that number. Even reprocessed as canned dog food they are aonly worth about $250 each. Net gain may ass.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 13, 2023 11:45 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 13, 2023 11:43 PM (IBDwy)
Good stuff! It will be in low 50's here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 13, 2023 11:45 PM (R4t5M)
*Remember those stickers with Biden's picture on them, saying "I did that!"? The ones people used to put on gas pumps? When was the last time you saw one of those?
Posted by: mnw
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Gas that was $2.42 in 2018, $2.58 in 2019 and $2.20 in 2020
and then mysteriously $3.33 in 2021, $3.31 in 2022, and $3.22 in 2024
http://tinyurl.com/yn6vhtnx
all while draining the Strategic Petroleum Reserves?
People remember a good economy. It doesn't matter what someone says. When folks spend $60 to fill their tank before not buying the $8 six pack of Coke, they know things suck.
And those prices aren't going down ever again. $8 six packs of Cokes are the baseline now. They'll only go up from here, and no one is getting 200% raises to keep up.
(those stickers are still really common in the South btw)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 11:45 PM (6Y/Rl)
Good God... he makes Mitt Romney seem charismatic.
I didn't hear him say anything in particular that I disagreed with, but my eyes were glazing over pretty fast.
A Trump he ain't.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2023 11:45 PM (W5ArC)
OrangeEnt: You mentioned not having heard back. You might want to also see these two threads over at LawDog's blog:
1. thelawdogfiles.com/I-have-a-story
- Double check you sent to that email address.
- Ensure you have that mail address whitelisted in your mail software or web site so their replies don't go to spam or junk.
- Having done all that, rattle their chain again.
2. thelawdogfiles.com/due-diligence-and-you
And as you can see from that one, lack of good mail communication sucks for both the publisher and the author.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 13, 2023 11:46 PM (qPw5n)
Hamas is the most fertile group of people on the earth.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 10:39 PM (QlRIZ)
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Co-60 will fix that.
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm shocked I tell you, shocked at December 13, 2023 11:47 PM (qfLjt)
That reduced demand for fuel probably doesn't influence prices, though.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 11:48 PM (6Y/Rl)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 13, 2023 11:45 PM (cOq4q)
Harvest and sell their organs. Much better return.
Posted by: Lungs, kidneys, corneas, way below factory invoice at December 13, 2023 11:49 PM (wtpA4)
Posted by: Lungs, kidneys, corneas, way below factory invoice at December 13, 2023 11:49 PM (wtpA4)
Heh. Maybe that's the way to stop the deluge of wetbacks at the border. Spread the word in the "source countries" that illegals get parted out for organs, and that all their letters and phone calls home come from AI software.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2023 11:54 PM (nsVpb)
Posted by: Nikki Haley - No R candidates will discuss voter fraud because Trump said pussy at December 13, 2023 11:55 PM (6Y/Rl)
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2023 11:56 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: raimondo at December 13, 2023 11:57 PM (44n0M)
Be strong and courageous!
Posted by: Emmie at December 13, 2023 11:56 PM (Sf2cq)
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What? Isn't cynical and lugubrious enough?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2023 11:58 PM (ovxwt)
Posted by: CBD's ex-girlfriend at December 13, 2023 11:59 PM (wAZ5s)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*gaaaaaassssp*
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2023 12:00 AM (ovxwt)
Hamas is the most fertile group of people on the earth.
Posted by: Braenyard
They're going to have to get into polygamy if the men keep fighting to keep their birthrate up.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 13, 2023 10:42 PM (WA3Dv)
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The comma has entered the chat.
Posted by: Grammar Police Squad at December 14, 2023 12:01 AM (qfLjt)
*gaaaaaassssp*
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2023 12:00 AM (ovxwt)
Does a vote for Pierre Delecto count as a vote for Mitt?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2023 12:02 AM (nsVpb)
Posted by: Bela Lugosi is Dead at December 14, 2023 12:02 AM (wAZ5s)
Simple, non-opioid analgesics are the most common form of analgesic. This group includes acetaminophen [Tylenol] and nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) such as:
ibuprofen
aspirin
naproxen
naproxen sodium
naproxen/esomeprazole
diclofenac
etodolac
indomethacin
nabumetone
oxaprozin
Posted by: Braenyard at December 13, 2023 11:41 PM (QlRIZ)
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The economy is contracting, so less demand. Probably not a good thing overall.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 12:05 AM (PTdof)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2023 11:58 PM (ovxwt)
You just be your lovable self.
Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2023 12:05 AM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Facts are FUN at December 14, 2023 12:05 AM (wAZ5s)
https://is.gd/88poAN
Posted by: Ciampino - I don't know about that at December 14, 2023 12:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mnw at December 13, 2023 11:34 PM (NLIak)
3 weeks ago...the next time it was scraped off
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 14, 2023 12:09 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: mnw
They should be used at grocery stores
Posted by: Inflation is not about prices, but the value of the currency at December 14, 2023 12:11 AM (wAZ5s)
https://mol.im/a/12861503
Under the guise that he's a minor we may not be told his ethnic origin. By Thor, possibly an Amish Swede?
Posted by: Ciampino - I wonder if he's mohammedan? at December 14, 2023 12:13 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/12861465
So any R members of local gov? They need to host a White-only party.
Posted by: Ciampino - Now we are fighting Chinese-Americans at December 14, 2023 12:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
damn Bahais
Posted by: the Buddha is starting to get oissed at December 14, 2023 12:16 AM (wAZ5s)
Posted by: Whitey Bulger at December 14, 2023 12:17 AM (wAZ5s)
https://mol.im/a/12861013
Posted by: Ciampino - A life sentence will be too lenient at December 14, 2023 12:18 AM (qfLjt)
Sits on the boards of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York AND Northrop Grumman.
https://is.gd/8P9wU5
Is there some hidden plot to have high-caste Indians take over running our top tier corporations? Apple, Google, IBM, ....
Posted by: Ciampino - The curry is excellent at December 14, 2023 12:24 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/12860883
Posted by: Ciampino - He's a dirty fartclam at December 14, 2023 12:25 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/12861503
Under the guise that he's a minor we may not be told his ethnic origin. By Thor, possibly an Amish Swede?
Posted by: Ciampino
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Canton, OH . The area is a mix of rust belt towns and farmland.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 14, 2023 12:25 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 14, 2023 12:25 AM (g4+u8)
Posted by: Tosh was Hitler's favorite comedian at December 14, 2023 12:27 AM (pjs7m)
https://mol.im/a/12861109
It never had that support. The World's public face was not a reflection of it dark, hidden, private face.
Posted by: Ciampino - Most of them are quite happy with 'Death To Jews' at December 14, 2023 12:28 AM (qfLjt)
its
Posted by: Ciampino - Most of them are quite happy with 'Death To Jews' at December 14, 2023 12:28 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: late nite copy editor at December 14, 2023 12:32 AM (wAZ5s)
Oh, not all that hidden, in many cases.
"The world" is mostly made up of communists and murdering, primitive savages. If you ever find "the world" approving of what you're doing, you should stop and take a second thought.
That's why the UN is, and always will be, a completely useless organization. Letting Outer Jackoffistan have the same vote as, say, the UK, is just a completely fucktarded idea to begin with.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2023 12:36 AM (W5ArC)
https://mol.im/a/12859899
So Iceland is a NAZI state!!
Posted by: Ciampino - Most of them are quite happy with 'Death To Jews'! at December 14, 2023 12:36 AM (qfLjt)
I'd love to set up license plate readers there.
'Cause most of the one-time customers in the drive thru will soon again, be going thru the drive through at the What-a-Burger, just across I-45, adjacent to the Wal-Mart store.
The In/Out product, though perfectly prepared, is bland. All of your Hidden Menu fixin's, can't make that meat or bun be NOT bland.
What-a-Burger, is not only very well seasoned, NOT bland, but also a 5" patty vs the In/Out 4".
Fries in both stores, long as you sit down and eat 'em THERE, are a tie. Take 'em home, and In/Out is a bit better.
Finally. You'll spend less at What-a-Burger, family order for family order.
Me, I'm so damn cheap, I can order from the $3 menu at McD and be full, if not epicurically thrilled.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2023 12:36 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2023 12:37 AM (W5ArC)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Remember when McDonald's ads boasted that you could get a full meal and still get change back from a dollar?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
By the time Dopey Joe is done, you'll be lucky to get change back from a hundred.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2023 12:38 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2023 12:37 AM (W5ArC)
Ass system vs caste system.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2023 12:39 AM (nsVpb)
F-150 Lightning plug-in pickup truck
Pfft ... more like F-150 Lightning Bug
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2023 12:41 AM (lxVjt)
Yes, my mistake. I know someone high up at Apple is Indian because I have seen his name somewhere.
Posted by: Ciampino - Masala also excelent at December 14, 2023 12:42 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Most of them are quite happy with 'Death To Jews'! at December 14, 2023 12:36 AM (qfLjt)
I was a little upset at first, because I'm planning on visiting there sometime.
The article doesn't say it's the Icelandic government. Says it's "Iceland's Association of Composers and Lyricists".
I wouldn't want our country to be judged based on Hollywood "stars", so I'm gonna give Iceland a pass until I see this is some type of official government action.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2023 12:43 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 14, 2023 12:45 AM (g4+u8)
Iceland threatens to drop out of 2024 Eurovision if Israel allowed in
https://mol.im/a/12859899
Another dance troupe, only this one dances on glaciers while wearing crampons and colorful Icelandic garb, will regretfully lose its one and only chance for their big showbiz breakout, a la "Riverdance".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2023 12:45 AM (lxVjt)
I wouldn't want our country to be judged based on Hollywood "stars", so I'm gonna give Iceland a pass until I see this is some type of official government action.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2023 12:43 AM (W5ArC)
So that's Bjork and who else?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2023 12:47 AM (nsVpb)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2023 12:47 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2023 12:49 AM (MeG8a)
My opinion is colored by Equity, the British Actors union, when it boycotted South Africa, and it duly reflected the Government's face.
Of course who really cares if Iceland drops out, no one understands them anyway except possibly Denmark?
Posted by: Ciampino - Literal fire &brimstone may befall them at December 14, 2023 12:50 AM (qfLjt)
Boston's Democrat Mayor Michelle Wu DEFENDS 'no whites' holiday party she's hosting for 'electeds of color' at taxpayer-funded city reception hall.
So sorry, Sugar Tits, you are "white adjacent" and always will be. There's no way the "authentic" coloreds will ever let you into their Mean Girls' Club.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2023 12:50 AM (lxVjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2023 12:51 AM (nsVpb)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2023 12:54 AM (MeG8a)
"Ibuprofen alters human testicular physiology to produce a state of compensated hypogonadism."
Yeah, your balls shrunk, but so what? You were compensated for it -- see? It's right there in the name!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 14, 2023 12:54 AM (lxVjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - The curry is excellent
Five second history - the reason islam took hold i India as compared to the caste system muslims are very egalitarian.
Most bigoted POS you can find is a Brahma/Gupta.
They thought as 'the new kid on the block' they were the new lowest caste. Until they started cutting throats.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 14, 2023 12:55 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2023 12:55 AM (1Yy3c)
But locally, What-a-Burger is giving Chic-fil-A a run for their money in the Customer Service Sweeptakes.
Right down to the order takers/deliverers in the two-lane wide drive-throughs.
Smiles, at no extra charge.
Oh, and this.
What-a-Burger Chocolate Milkshake, is BETTER, ALWAYS than In/Out, McD, Jack/Box, and etc.
Buy 'em taste 'em, test 'em. You'll learn that my word is true. (unless you prefer slimy, seaweed based emulsified "milkshakes" which aren't really milkshakes)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2023 12:55 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2023 12:55 AM (1Yy3c)
https://mol.im/a/12861013
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Cops could have gone extrajudicial.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2023 12:57 AM (QlRIZ)
https://mol.im/a/12859887
So fake news read by fake humans.
Posted by: Ciampino - It's all crap, I tell you! at December 14, 2023 12:58 AM (qfLjt)
Baked potato, chili, salad, little burgers, and much more.
It was fun, you could spend $5 or $8 and have a feast of things.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2023 01:03 AM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: Ciampino - It's all crap, I tell you at December 14, 2023 01:03 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - It's all crap, I tell you! at December 14, 2023 12:58 AM (qfLjt)
Max Headroom.
Posted by: RickZ at December 14, 2023 01:04 AM (emlEe)
https://mol.im/a/12859887
So fake news read by fake humans.
Posted by: Ciampino - It's all crap, I tell you!
In other words - just an AP feed.
When they put a Telemundo half naked weather babe skin on it,
that would be something.
Especially id they add a 'smart' remote where you can virtually undress her.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 14, 2023 01:05 AM (cOq4q)
They haven't lost the dominant gene that so many other European descendants have .
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2023 01:07 AM (QlRIZ)
https://mol.im/a/12860883
Posted by: Ciampino
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Eric, fess up or we'll put you in a cell with Butch and Tector.
Judge, send me to prison, I don't know a thing.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2023 01:10 AM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 14, 2023 01:28 AM (cOq4q)
Buy 'em taste 'em, test 'em. You'll learn that my word is true. (unless you prefer slimy, seaweed based emulsified "milkshakes" which aren't really milkshakes)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2023 12:55 AM (e6UQI)
WAB has not penetrated the Midwest Sector
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 14, 2023 01:37 AM (+I6Y/)
https://mol.im/a/12861013
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Cops could have gone extrajudicial.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2023 12:57 AM (QlRIZ)
Jesus...they should have blow torched them where they stood.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 14, 2023 01:48 AM (VwHCD)
https://mol.im/a/12859887
So fake news read by fake humans.
Posted by: Ciampino - It's all crap, I tell you! at December 14, 2023 12:58 AM (qfLjt)
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We already have that.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 01:52 AM (PTdof)
Posted by: m at December 14, 2023 02:00 AM (ANXUW)
You, sir, might be the Berserker, and blowtorch them in an instant.
But I am the one who would keep those parents alive for weeks, as I slowly flayed their hides, salting it every inch along the way.
And that's just the warm up act.
Serving them (and making them EAT) a freshly cooked lobe of their own liver is not out of the question.
No, there will be no fava beans nor a nice Chianti. A goblet of their own sweat and tears, is all that I might offer.
More, I shall not describe. But I have read from the Plains Indian Squaws, and the Afghan women who even Kipling advised to avoid, by the soldier eating that last .303 round, and Going to his God like a Soldier.
Such are the gifts I would bestow on those parents.
The blowtorch is far too quick, and merciful, things here which, I am not.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2023 02:04 AM (e6UQI)
I take one swipe at updating a Hannibal Lechter epic, and I squigz y'all out?
Geez, I thought y'all was HORDE!
*pictures flaming skull whimpering out as final smoldering ember.*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2023 02:42 AM (e6UQI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQcOOVvBAf4
Given that the city lights washes out everything but the KaBOOMers around here.
Posted by: Adriane the City Lights Critic . . . at December 14, 2023 02:43 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: Adriane the City Lights Critic . . . at December 14, 2023 02:45 AM (4Winp)
http://tinyurl.com/ydtutpmc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 02:52 AM (xJIjs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 02:58 AM (xJIjs)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 14, 2023 02:58 AM (di6C2)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 14, 2023 02:59 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 14, 2023 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Can We At Least Agree That Nobody — And Certainly No Republican — Cares About Hunter Biden’s ‘Struggle’?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 03:05 AM (xJIjs)
Someone also suggest that Hunter write a book but that "My struggle"had already been taken some time ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 03:08 AM (xJIjs)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 14, 2023 03:09 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 03:15 AM (9HwNj)
http://tinyurl.com/ydtutpmc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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He's a whiny bitch. Heard him on the radio saying something like the Republicans were killing his dad with their incessant hounding.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2023 03:18 AM (QlRIZ)
a. deadbeat dad said," Who keeps screw*** this guy?" I laughed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 03:24 AM (9HwNj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,. It's your phone made it look yellow. I changed the tint on mine to cut down glare also.
I quit commenting there when he went to Disqus. I don't like that set up. Ace has the best set up.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2023 03:33 AM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2023 03:36 AM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: JT at December 14, 2023 03:38 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2023 03:38 AM (QlRIZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2023 03:36 AM (QlRIZ)
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Let me tell you, it was... ruff!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 03:38 AM (PTdof)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 14, 2023 03:40 AM (PTdof)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 03:48 AM (fwDg9)
https://is.gd/O1Njjz
Jerry is the last surviving member of the original Vince Guaraldi Trio
& back to bed for me ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 14, 2023 03:50 AM (lPrV2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at December 14, 2023 03:51 AM (lPrV2)
http://tinyurl.com/3zry8ju9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2023 03:52 AM (JXD9m)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2023 03:57 AM (fwDg9)
RIP , that person.
Posted by: Outside of Life at December 14, 2023 04:12 AM (89Sog)
be updated regularly. It contains pleasant material.
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