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Welcome Back My Friends, The ONT, It Never Ends
I'm so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside! Well, Thanksgiving is in the rear view mirror, which means we're now officially in Christmas season! Hate to break it to ya, but we're 25 days from Christmas.
Axe Guy Or Sword Guy?
So, this has been bouncing around social media this week. Who wins here?Hockey 'Alcohol-fueled incident' reportedly led to Corey Perry's release by Blackhawks
According to the report, it’s unclear exactly where the incident took place. However, a report later Wednesday from Daily Faceoff reporter Frank Seravalli suggested booze might have been involved. Citing sources, Daily Faceoff said an “alcohol-fueled incident involving Perry” was alleged to have happened during “an event that included corporate partners and team employees in attendance.”I don't know what happened, but I did want to note the event, because this is the first time in recorded history that a hockey player has acted out due to alcohol consumption. So it's noteworthy.
Ssssssmokin'! Question for the Horde. I have an old upright freezer that's given up the ghost. I was planning on hauling it to the dump, but my wife said “Make it into a giant smoker”. I can see how to do it, it wouldn't be hard – attach a firebox to the bottom and add a stovepipe to the top – but I'm wondering if the interior, which seems to be some type of plastic, and the gaskets could handle the 200-250 degree heat you'd get in a smoker. Anyone got any input? Ouch
Cross-country skier Remi Lindholm suffers frozen penis in mass start race
The men’s 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland’s Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part. Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.Every man reading this just nervously crossed their legs.
“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished (the men’s Olympic 50km race) … it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in. It was just about battling through,” he told Finnish media.
Inshallah
Islamism is a failed ideology. Muslims must embrace the West
Our Westernized life copied consumerism but left out values such as liberty, freedom, and equality. The result was a society that was Western on the outside but backward and tribal on the inside. Our societies produced states that were in our image: Sovereign on the outside but failing on the inside. State failure gave rise to nativist Islamism. Islam the religion we already practised. The new brand was Islamism, in which Islam decided – not only our spiritual and social lives – but all other aspects of our lives, including government, politics, economics and military. In Islamism, the West stopped being a model worth emulating and became a punching bag on which Islamist movements blamed our failure. Islamism argued that our countries were not backward because we didn’t emulate the West enough, but because we imitated the West too much. We had abandoned our orthodox Islamic creed, under pressure from the imperial West, whose plan was to make us abandon our religion and spread its own – materialism and Christianity. To fix our countries and beat the West, Islamism said that we had to revive Islam the exact same way it was practiced in the seventh centuryThe Franco-English writer Hilaire Belloc said this about the difference between the barbarian and the civilized man:
The Barbarian hopes — and that is the mark of him, that he can have his cake and eat it too. He will consume what civilization has slowly produced after generations of selection and effort, but he will not be at pains to replace such goods, nor indeed has he a comprehension of the virtue that has brought them into being. Discipline seems to him irrational, on which account he is ever marveling that civilization, should have offended him with priests and soldiers.... In a word, the Barbarian is discoverable everywhere in this, that he cannot make: that he can befog and destroy but that he cannot sustain; and of every Barbarian in the decline or peril of every civilization exactly that has been true. We sit by and watch the barbarian. We tolerate him in the long stretches of peace, we are not afraid. We are tickled by his irreverence; his comic inversion of our old certitudes and our fixed creed refreshes us; we laugh. But as we laugh we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond, and on these faces there are no smiles.And that's the problem we face. Any society that tries to model itself on 7th century values, ANY 7th century values, Muslim, Christian, English, Chinese, whatever, is going to be barbaric. Remember “nasty, brutish and short?” Islamism is a movement seeking to embrace those values, and it's cheered on and supported by modern “progressives” who believe that the very thing that led mankind out of barbarism and into modern civilization, the western values of individual liberty and equality, are evils that mast be eliminated. It's an unholy alliance that will lead to the new dark ages if it isn't defeated. Disorder In The Court A right to expose a minor but no right to be free of Pfizer?
You have the right to expose kids to drag shows, but you do not have the right to bodily autonomy free of forced COVID mRNA jabs. That’s the upshot of the U.S. Supreme Court’s recent refusal to hear a pair of cases — one from New Jersey, the other from Florida — that go to the heart of the First Amendment. Once again, Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett proved to be disappointments. And once again, we see how federal courts that are missing in action in the fight to protect real rights in blue states can be counted on to impose phantom rights in red states. The justices denied an appeal from New Jersey nurses who were forced to get the dangerous COVID jab or lose their jobs in state hospitals. A federal district court ruled in 2022 that no rights were violated by the state. By the time the case reached the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit earlier this year, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy had lifted the mandate, so the matter was considered moot. It’s the same problem we seem to always have with election cases. When we ask the courts to weigh in, they refuse. When we finally gain some traction in the fact-finding portion of the matter, a judge will say the question is moot, and we’re back to square one. Better luck next time! And when it comes to biomedical tyranny mandates, there will be a next time.The courts aren't going to save us, folks. Too much of Leviathan's unconstitutional power is now considered precedent or settled law. Article III is the shortest of the three articles defining the three branches of government, and the least detailed. In hindsight, that's a major weakness. If I were transported back in time, I'd do my best to get the founding fathers to include language along the lines of “The court's sole and overriding objective when adjudicating cases involving the US government shall be to limit the government's exercise of power and to constrain its reach to only those powers expressly and clearly enumerated in this constitution. Furthermore, in all such cases the starting assumption must be that the government does not have the right to take any action unless and until the government clearly and definitively demonstrates beyond a shadow of a doubt that its actions are permitted under the enumerated powers defined in this document”. Might not make a difference, but it would be nice to have a mission statement. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by sticking the landing:
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 1, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 09:59 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 09:59 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Ciampino - A lazy kangaroo is a pouch potato at November 30, 2023 10:00 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 30, 2023 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 30, 2023 10:00 PM (DpNmK)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 30, 2023 10:01 PM (rkb59)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 10:03 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:03 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2023 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2023 10:04 PM (SYTee)
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don't do it
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:04 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 10:05 PM (JrojV)
Gut it to just a metal shell.
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2023 10:06 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 30, 2023 10:01 PM (rkb59)
A watched clock never boils.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 30, 2023 10:06 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 10:07 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:08 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:09 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Ciampino - A lazy kangaroo is a pouch roo at November 30, 2023 10:09 PM (qfLjt)
“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished (the men’s Olympic 50km race) … it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in. It was just about battling through,” he told Finnish media.
Every man reading this just nervously crossed their legs.'
WHAT??? No. No more sports.
Posted by: LenNeal at November 30, 2023 10:09 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:10 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 30, 2023 10:10 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2023 10:11 PM (SAX5G)
He smoked the hell out of a lot of fish in that thing. I'm not sure how hot it got, usually smoking fish is at cooler temps than meat.
He made a smaller one out of aluminum sheets for jerky.
Posted by: Bones at November 30, 2023 10:11 PM (oJqnk)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:12 PM (T4tVD)
I am not sure the plastic innards would stand the smoking though. Isn't it more traditional to use a gutted out old clothes dryer or filing cabinet?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 10:13 PM (D7oie)
Islamism is a failed ideology. Muslims must embrace the West
Is it? Really? Is what Klaus Schwab is offering better?
Islamism exists because the traditional west killed itself and the new West is hell.
I saw some graffiti from somewhere Muslim land. It had a mural of some kids crouching with a rainbow umbrella dripping on them...stopped by an umbrella with Sharia written on it.
Yes it was written for a western audience since the text was in English...but...this is quite the appeal isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 10:14 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: fd at November 30, 2023 10:14 PM (vFG9F)
I would go into detail but I've been in fights on steps and in every case the lower guy, unless there is a crush of meat that can bury him, has the advantage. If you have a slashing weapon and the legs are exposed that guy above you can't hit with enough accuracy to brain you before you cut him off at the ankles.
On level ground this does not work but steps are different. Especially winding steps, those pose specific problems.
Posted by: LenNeal at November 30, 2023 10:14 PM (/BBNv)
That's why it's sometimes good to have a left-handed swordsman...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 10:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:15 PM (S5+ge)
Not trying to be crass here, but...take your wife's advice and, like, does she have a sister?
Or a cousin?
Second cousin?
She's a keeper, dude.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 30, 2023 10:16 PM (ZoZHO)
100 years ago were this to have happened you would have some nurses, or whatever organization was being threatened, show up at one of the bosses houses and beat the shit out of him.
And this would go on until the requirement went away.
Now we send sue and the cases go nowhere. Remember when Kari Lake sued because the election was being stolen in front of everyone and the court told her to pound sand? Get used to the courts ruling that way.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 10:16 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Kindltot'
Washing machines in my observation.
Posted by: LenNeal at November 30, 2023 10:17 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:17 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 10:17 PM (FVME7)
Gut it to the metal shell.
All those plastics? Sure, take a bite of that tainted meat, and then tell me it was a good idea to leave it in.
All that lovely, roiling, black petrochemical smoke, injecting it's resins and carcinogens into that lovely brisket or rack of pork ribs.
Hey, at least you won't have to "glaze" the meat. It'll be well coated in it's own polymer fog.
Yum!
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2023 10:18 PM (e6UQI)
Cher gets brutally honest about aging: 'I've lived too long'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 10:17 PM (FVME7)
If she wants a shorter life, Canada is here to help.
Posted by: Come To CANADA! at November 30, 2023 10:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2023 10:19 PM (JrojV)
Very good. I liked it. Definitely a recommend. It's not actually a remake of the original but has elements of the original.
It's about a kamikaze pilot who pusses out and while he's on a small atoll used by the Japanese to repair planes, a small Godzilla about the size of a T-Rex attacks and kill everyone but him and one other guy. He eventually gets home at war's end. His family is dead, his neighbor's family is dead and he meets a girl whose entire family is dead but is carrying a child that's not hers...cuz her family is dead.
Small Godzilla is eventually irradiated at Bikini Atoll and turns into big Godzilla. Big Godzilla eventually goes on the rampage.
It's very good. There's a fair amount of decent character drama involving the pilot and the girl he meets. He's struggling with inner turmoil about not fulfilling his duty to waste his life. The destruction is pretty cool. Ginza gets torn to shit. Godzilla lumbers around fairly slowly but his atomic fire breath is really cool the way his spikes pop out while he's "charging."
I'd have to watch it again but I feel that this is overall one of the better Godzilla movies in the series.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:19 PM (1Yy3c)
Solve the latter problem and the current document is fine. Write a new document with the same weak and corrupt men in office and you'll have the same problem.
Hell, look at the second Amendment. The right to keep and bear arms will not be infringed. Plain English. Yet the debate is how much the government is allowed to infringe it - the left says completely, the right says somewhat.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (B1FKF)
Cher gets brutally honest about aging: 'I've lived too long'
That can be fixed, and it's an easy DIY project she can do at home.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (Bd6X8)
Maybe wear a sock?
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:09 PM (1Yy3c)
One of those heated pads...
Posted by: Come To CANADA! at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt'
I'm keeping this in the Dad Joke file.
I did hear one at work from a guy who totally cannot tell a joke, but he did okay, and it's a verbal joke it doesn't really work when written down so.
"You can't park here."
"Why not?"
"It's frog parking."
"So?"
"All others are toad."
(Towed) it works when spoken, and it's a good groaner in a parking lot.
Posted by: LenNeal is actually dad so does tell these at November 30, 2023 10:21 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:22 PM (S5+ge)
What about my tainted love?
Posted by: Soft Cell at November 30, 2023 10:22 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:19 PM (1Yy3c)
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Low bar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 10:23 PM (GBKbO)
Pookette was complaining about one of her Christmas songs getting stuck in her head this morning, and I told her it could be worse. She demanded to know how, and I sang "This Is The Song That Never Ends" for her. She was baffled, because everything *has* to end at some point, and started ranting about the heat death of the universe as she was tugging on her backpack. Her eleventh birthday is in a month and she still struggles to tie a bow. High-school level physics, on the other hand...
Posted by: pookysgirl can still remember Lambchop singing the song at November 30, 2023 10:23 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Come To CANADA! at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (ynpvh)
Elizabeth Arden hand cream.
Posted by: Prince Harry at November 30, 2023 10:23 PM (1Yy3c)
Excuse me while I pop the cork on this bottle of Merlot...
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (UsQA1)
Will forgive. Am working my way into the last quarter of Glenfarclas 16 yo. basically super fortified sherry soked in bog oak, but pretty good for all that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 30, 2023 10:23 PM (ZoZHO)
Posted by: fd at November 30, 2023 10:24 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 10:23 PM (GBKbO)
You're dead to me.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:24 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel'
That's what will happen if, the dude with the sword can keep his cool and realize the axe swinging at him really isn't that big of a deal which isn't a given.
Those kinds of stairs are actually more designed for large projectiles like boulder-type stuff, as fighting defensively with hand weapons from high ground is a loser.
Posted by: Soft Cell at November 30, 2023 10:24 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: LenNeal is actually dad so does tell these at November 30, 2023 10:21 PM (/BBNv)
I don't care for the term, but I used them. Like puns, they're not the highest class of humor, but they work.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (Angsy)
Not trying to be crass here, but...take your wife's advice and, like, does she have a sister?
Or a cousin?
Second cousin?
She's a keeper, dude.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 30, 2023 10:16 PM (ZoZHO)
____
Looking at your name, it may be a match.
BTW: I'm Weirddave's wife.
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (6/M8P)
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:24 PM (1Yy3c)
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https://is.gd/nRCpcM
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (fX1gV)
Posted by: Otherwise known as Hell, or Heaven, depending at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (sJHOI)
A lot of the fighting is actually pushing and trying to knock over the enemy because the damage you can do through a shield/armor is limited.
In that case being higher is a major advantage - axe guy has the leverage.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:19 PM (1Yy3c)
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Low bar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at
Godzilla vs Smog Monster was the first movie I ever saw on my own.
Brilliant cinema. Brilliant.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Glenfarclas workin hard here at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (ZoZHO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 10:23 PM (GBKbO)
You're dead to me.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:24 PM (1Yy3c)
He can't be !
He's James Monroe !
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Editor at November 30, 2023 10:27 PM (ijkSy)
Posted by: OrangeEnt'
I tell them to my daughter. She appreciates them, it sort of humanizes me.
Posted by: Otherwise known as Hell, or Heaven, depending at November 30, 2023 10:27 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:27 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (6/M8P)
How do you do ?
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:27 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:27 PM (K+UlC)
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"The Top 10 GIFs that prove that Newsom is dreamy and raped DeSantis last night into oblivion. #7 will shock you!"
-Buzzfeed
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 10:28 PM (GBKbO)
I'd have to watch it again but I feel that this is overall one of the better Godzilla movies in the series.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:19 PM (1Yy3c)
What color was the radiation?
Posted by: pookysgirl knows more about radiation than she ever wanted to at November 30, 2023 10:28 PM (dtlDP)
BTW: I'm Weirddave's wife.
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (6/M8P)
I can't tell you how seriously tempting this is.....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Glenfarclas workin hard here at November 30, 2023 10:28 PM (ZoZHO)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah'
He can reunite with his teeth. They'll be very happy.
Posted by: UK Dentristy at November 30, 2023 10:29 PM (/BBNv)
ketchup on sales...
Ba DING Ba Dupe...
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:29 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:30 PM (K+UlC)
Ignore those Morons.
I carry a .45 because i can't carry a .46
Posted by: Primitive Pentecostal Church at November 30, 2023 10:30 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Gingy'
I will not say anything until I know more about you.
Posted by: LenNeal really doesn't know at November 30, 2023 10:30 PM (/BBNv)
You were so much fun to listen to at the TxMoMeet.
Your advice to have children in your early 20s, not your early 30s, should be written on the walls of High School homerooms in font size of at least 128.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2023 10:30 PM (u82oZ)
Went to AOSHQ
When he got there
What did he see
A Horde of Morons
On the ONT
ONT AOS
BOB NSA
NSA BOB AOS
OOOOH ENNNN TEEEE
Posted by: mindful webworker - apologies to Ragni and Rado at November 30, 2023 10:31 PM (BZBCn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:22 PM (S5+ge)
Axe is the better weapon vs. Chainmail UNLESS you can get a good thrust in with the sword... but.. the curvature of the stairs makes thrusting very difficult.
Axe may not cut the chain... but will still do blunt damage.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2023 10:31 PM (xaFKb)
I carry a .45 because i can't carry a .46
Posted by: Primitive Pentecostal Church'
It's not the size of the bait it's how you wiggle your worm.
Posted by: 9x19mm at November 30, 2023 10:31 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 10:32 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:32 PM (6/M8P)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:32 PM (S5+ge)
The guy with a trebuchet is a trickier call.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 10:32 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:30 PM (K+UlC)
He just signed an 11% tax on guns... calling it a 'sin tax'.
Who knew that your Right, could be a sin.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2023 10:32 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:32 PM (6/M8P)
ach, you're just a tease, lassie.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Glenfarclas workin hard here at November 30, 2023 10:33 PM (ZoZHO)
Posted by: Just the punchline at November 30, 2023 10:33 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 10:25 PM (GBKbO)
Magnificent!
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:33 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:34 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2023 10:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 30, 2023 10:35 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: spindrift at November 30, 2023 10:36 PM (qq+pS)
Posted by: pookysgirl knows more about radiation than she ever wanted to at November 30, 2023 10:28 PM (dtlDP)
Blue.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:36 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2023 10:36 PM (63Dwl)
Putting the wifey out here is kinda...well I for one would never put MRS. HELION OF THE VALLEY NIGHTWATCH out here as she would probably PLASMA FLAME my NIC in a single post...but you do you boo...
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:36 PM (UsQA1)
And get a hearing test if you can not hear your spouse anymore.
This has been a PSA from the Ear Council.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2023 10:37 PM (u82oZ)
Not a fan of any sin taxes. It requires someone to make a judgement and I prefer to make my own judgements. And with a gun sin tax we see how this ends up.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:37 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 10:37 PM (I/Qkd)
And the one stars Steven Seagal's daughter he abandoned!
Posted by: Gamera Rocks at November 30, 2023 10:37 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:38 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2023 10:37 PM (u82oZ)
And ruin the chance for peace and quiet?
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:38 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:39 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (3CCua)
Democrats have no Biden backup plan for 2024, despite age concerns
https://tinyurl.com/mr2dryas
Here's another, from Glenn Reynolds. He's correct because he agrees with me.
My prediction is that he’ll drop out late, and the nominee will be picked in a (formerly) smoke-filled room. This time the scent will be oat milk lattes, but otherwise it’s the same story. This is why they’re building up Newsom.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (7U1Wr)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:41 PM (UsQA1)
I recall seeing pictures of a castle in Scotland where all the winding stairs curve in the opposite direction of the one depicted, supposedly because the men of that family were predominantly left handed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:41 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:42 PM (S5+ge)
Hell, I know that, and I'm not even a grammarolgist!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2023 10:42 PM (e6UQI)
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AOP should be along in a bit. Ask him.
Posted by: javems at November 30, 2023 10:42 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: spindrift'
I forgot about that one, it started Sean Lazenby and Diana Lumley, and the villain was Christopher Lonsdale. And who could forget the Israeli girl twins, who rescue Bond from the clutches of Ernst Onatopp?
Posted by: My memory might be what it used to be at November 30, 2023 10:42 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (7U1Wr)
Now you are just making fun of me.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Glenfarclas workin hard here at November 30, 2023 10:42 PM (ZoZHO)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:43 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 10:43 PM (ZLI7S)
I don't know about that specifically, but I remember staying in a friends cabin and somehow the freezer was too close to the potbellied stove, and the gaskets liquified and started running down the sides of the freezer before we noticed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:43 PM (S6gqv)
Hard pass.
Posted by: McLurkerson at November 30, 2023 10:44 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: spindrift'
I forgot about that one, it started Sean Lazenby and Diana Lumley, and the villain was Christopher Lonsdale. And who could forget the Israeli girl twins, who rescue Bond from the clutches of Ernst Onatopp?
Posted by: My memory might not be what it used to be'
Or am I thinking of the one with Jill Saint Jack. I get them mixed up.
Posted by: My memory might be what it used to be at November 30, 2023 10:44 PM (/BBNv)
After tonight that plan isn't looking so hot.
Summary of the highlights?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:45 PM (S5+ge)
Cher gets brutally honest about aging: 'I've lived too long'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 10:17 PM (FVME7)
If she wants a shorter life, Canada is here to help.
Posted by: Come To CANADA! at November 30, 2023 10:18 PM (ynpvh)
So is Oregon (Awful)
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2023 10:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
Yes, that's the one.
Posted by: My memory might not be what it used to be at November 30, 2023 10:46 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 10:46 PM (MNhXM)
Nancy's boy...and still just a cardboard cutout of a real person.
Equivalent to a Quisling from back in the dark days of WWII.
Absolute FAKE.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:47 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 10:26 PM (S5+ge)
In the 1880s Lysander Spooner wrote, "The Constitution either has authorized what our government has become, or has been powerless to prevent it"
On the other hand, it is about on the level as claiming that because your house got burgled, property rights don't exist.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 10:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:49 PM (S6gqv)
Usually confined to the world of gymnastics.
In this case, the little girl landed her jump on both her feet equally, in an upright position. She did not let her rear end hit the ground, nor did she have to wave her hands about in a fashion so as to help her maintain balance.
I'm sure Nurse will expand upon this...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2023 10:49 PM (TTAGa)
DeSantis was awesome
Newsome is an airheaded snake
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 10:50 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (7U1Wr)
When she gives the "Friends, Romans and Countrymen" speech ?
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:50 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2023 10:51 PM (63Dwl)
Ron was Ron and he did a good job defending his record and talking about conservative policies.. Newsom refused to answer and direct question about his record and not only lied about both his and Ron's record he did some weird combination of the Otter defense of his record and tossed out dishonest leftist tropes about gays, trannies, illegals, homelessness, etc..
Ron didn't help himself or hurt himself. Newsom sucked.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart Rides Again at November 30, 2023 10:51 PM (Eqssc)
Got MiladyJo to the hospital this morning for final stuff before her hip fix next Tuesday. Their computers were still down after a ransomware attack. The gal processing info had to think through all the categories of things to cover. The old-fashioned way, with paper. "I've hated working with computers, but I'm never going to complain again!"
Hacking vital services, I'll say again, should be a capital offense.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hangin's too good fer 'em! at November 30, 2023 10:51 PM (BZBCn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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shocker
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: PabloD at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (MUEDw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:27 PM
Ugh! I had to turn it off. It was out of control and nothing of value was being said.
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: LenNeal at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2023 10:49 PM (TTAGa)
I have this strange desire to see Nurse wave her arms about trying to keep her balance.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (p+6gN)
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 10:52 PM (rbKZ6)
Here's something of value.....Hiya Moonbeam !
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM (T4tVD)
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It's only fair. I mean, is a 94 year old going to stand on a corner in winter to sell drugs?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM (FVME7)
Putting the wifey out here is kinda...well I for one would never put MRS. HELION OF THE VALLEY NIGHTWATCH out here as she would probably PLASMA FLAME my NIC in a single post...but you do you boo...
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 10:36 PM (UsQA1)
___
I've been posting here nearly as long as he has.
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM (6/M8P)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM (vDyah)
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: jb at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (kf/ox)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:49 PM (S6gqv)
I would have sworn Gavin would have done a better job than he did - and he didn't. He seemed completely at sea when it comes to this newfangled thing we call politics - his answers to the easiest questions were smug and venal - he looked as greasy as his hair. He will not be a good choice for the Dems as a presidential candidate.
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (K+UlC)
Look, you can ask The Horde if you wish, but you'll get right to the nub of the solution if you just ask AOP.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (c7CzD)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (p+6gN)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Based on your description alone, I'd say Ron helped himself somewhat. Not enough to beat Trump but still worth the effort; a win in public is always a win, even if it's not a particularly significant one. If Newsom, on the other hand, couldn't even stand up to DeSantis then he's a Not Ready for Prime Time Player.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (7U1Wr)
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Yes I do! Not that y'all would know about what a bad one tastes like.
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 10:56 PM (6/M8P)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 10:56 PM (AcWfM)
Turns out leftists are really, really bad when they have to play defense for a change. We should do that more often.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 10:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 30, 2023 10:58 PM (FCs/J)
If you can't enjoy DeSantis butchering Newsom I have to assume you are a Trump only voter.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 10:58 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Nightwatch
Gingy used to be quite a regular on a lot of threads, not just when "Weird Dave" wrote a post.
She's off doing her thing then, most of the time. But it is nice to hear from here.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 30, 2023 10:59 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (K+UlC)
Reagan, another governor from CA, did as well as he did because he had to constantly face a hostile media. Because of that he was ready for their attacks. Newsom has been coddled by these very same media folks, and as such he's completely unprepared for someone who is competent, and not afraid of what the media thinks of them.
Newsom will stand no chance against Trump, if he gets the chance to be the Dem nominee.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2023 10:59 PM (c7CzD)
Posted by: mindful webworker - hangin's too good fer 'em! at November 30, 2023 10:51 PM (BZBCn)
And their IT guys should be fired. Of course, it's probably outsourced to one of the big Pharma IT vendors.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2023 10:59 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 10:59 PM (p+6gN)
yeah I'm seeing a lot of this on X
I don't know what to say - DeSantis was great and made strong conservative points and dealt with a very slick little girly fucking liar like a champ.
if you DON'T like that ... then what side are you on, exactly? not the American citizen's!!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:00 PM (AcWfM)
I think Fox was having technical difficulties with contrast. Newsom's whitened teeth were playing havoc with the equipment.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 11:00 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Gingy
A bad caesar?
Well, that would have been Tiberius or Caligula. They were bad guys.
Nero was sort of a sociopath.
Bad caesars.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 30, 2023 11:00 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:00 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (S6gqv)
DeSantis came across earnest and interested in voters - what they wanted and how he could help them - this wasn't hard to do, but this small hurdle was too much for Gavin - he came across caring more for trans people, illegal migrants and the homeless - all of which would garner less than 1 percent of the vote - than Americans at large.
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 11:01 PM (K+UlC)
Turns out leftists are really, really bad when they have to play defense for a change. We should do that more often.
Pfffft. Yeah, like THAT'S gonna happen.
Posted by: Ronna McDaniel at November 30, 2023 11:01 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:01 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 10:40 PM (7U1Wr)
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True! All Hail Caesar!
Posted by: Cleopatra at November 30, 2023 11:02 PM (Eqssc)
clearly Joe and Jill didn't want to do the right thing. they had to decide over the Thanksgiving holiday and they didn't take the "voluntary buyout"
lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:02 PM (AcWfM)
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he has to, or they'll turn on him
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:03 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:03 PM (AcWfM)
Milei 2023🇦🇷
@JMPresidente23 [Argentina]
https://is.gd/ysqGpK
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 10:59 PM (p+6gN)
oh damn that's funny! and I can read that even with my bad spanish, it's exactly what one of us would say.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:03 PM (S6gqv)
clearly Joe and Jill didn't want to do the right thing. they had to decide over the Thanksgiving holiday and they didn't take the "voluntary buyout"
lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:02 PM (AcWfM)
Heh. And why should they? It's not like their beloved MSM is beating up on them or anything.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2023 11:03 PM (c7CzD)
it came off very fake and ghey
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:03 PM (AcWfM)
Buy a real smoker. Meat, wood and time are expensive.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 30, 2023 11:04 PM (tA1/w)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 30, 2023 11:04 PM (FCs/J)
...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 10:20 PM (XqcwY)
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Amen, brother.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:04 PM (p+6gN)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:04 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 11:05 PM (6/M8P)
No complaints yet.
Posted by: Thrifty Miklos at November 30, 2023 11:05 PM (7eFYL)
If you can't enjoy DeSantis butchering Newsom I have to assume you are a Trump only voter.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 10:58 PM
Assume all you want. That doesn’t make you right. It wasn’t about DeSantis at all. I couldn’t stand Newsom lying and constantly interrupting him. Hannity had no interest in reining it in. Maybe it got better after I turned it off but life is too short.
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:05 PM (rbKZ6)
Cher gets brutally honest about aging: 'I've lived too long'
Cher really could sing, and she was still good looking for a long time. She didn't get brains, though. And she must be difficult, Mr. Money himself Gene Simmons passed after a bit.
Posted by: azjaeger at November 30, 2023 11:06 PM (3/XaG)
Try downhill skiing?
Posted by: Sonny tree-hugger Bono at November 30, 2023 11:06 PM (BZBCn)
it got better
Ron brought receipts
I think people will figure out the slimy guy was lying if they don't already know because they live in CA
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:06 PM (AcWfM)
No complaints yet.
Posted by: Thrifty Mi
A Popeyes 12 Piece would be a great gift.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 11:06 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 11:07 PM (R4t5M)
Not sure what that means, but my wife's been an 'ette for years. She just doesn't post all that much.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 30, 2023 11:07 PM (YcR44)
Posted by: Orson at November 30, 2023 11:07 PM (dIske)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM
Howdy JT!
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:08 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 11:09 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Miklos gives artisanal craft items made from lint at November 30, 2023 11:09 PM (7eFYL)
So you're not a Trump only voter. Sorry assuming again.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 11:09 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 11:09 PM (S5+ge)
If you can't enjoy DeSantis butchering Newsom I have to assume you are a Trump only voter.
Posted by: Drive
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DeSantis needed a hook, that catch phrase that lights up the night, to pull himself out of the ditch. He didn't.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:10 PM (p+6gN)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2023 11:11 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: jb
One-trick Coney only cares about ‘bortion. Couldn’t give a hoot about nuffin else.
Posted by: Conservative How Exactly at November 30, 2023 11:11 PM (Eqssc)
ugh how about no more marketing BS
you mean like "lock her up?" (spoiler: he didn't)
or "build the wall" (spoiler: didn't happen)
WHATEVER ...time's up on nonsense and BIG TALK
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:12 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2023 11:01 PM (K+UlC)
If I were to hazard a guess, I would say that the one significant impact of this debate is that if Biden does drop out due to incapacitation, Kamala now is going to be the nominee. Of course she's a horrible pick; but there's no one who can supplant her at this late date.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:13 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM
Howdy JT!
Posted by: Moonbeam
With due respect, JT, Uncle Roger does it better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Hk7kR6ex8
Posted by: Uncle Miklos at November 30, 2023 11:13 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2023 11:14 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 11:15 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2023 11:16 PM (fX1gV)
That's okay, but ... that's the last straw.
Posted by: Milton Waddams at November 30, 2023 11:16 PM (qPw5n)
I would not turn it into a smoker.
Don't forget to drain all the fluid before you do something to it.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 30, 2023 11:16 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 11:16 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2023 11:17 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Don Black
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This.
The materials are just plain not suited to the temperatures and gases.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2023 11:17 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Miklos 2023! at November 30, 2023 11:17 PM (7eFYL)
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What I don't get why conservatives keep saying he's gonna replace Biden.
It's like some residual "we're gonna lose to the Kennedy!" BS they can't get over 50 years on cause he's young and not ugly from a major state.
You know, just like Kamala .... was.
It's Biden or Harris in 2024.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at November 30, 2023 11:17 PM (TzW+Y)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:10 PM (p+6gN)
"Suck My Dick, Lefties," has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Robert, Future Overpaid Consultant at November 30, 2023 11:18 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Braenyard
What we need is a politician what a glib catch-phrase to save the country.
Posted by: Priorities, amirite? at November 30, 2023 11:19 PM (Eqssc)
The materials are just plain not suited to the temperatures and gases.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
this is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Central American Cuisine at November 30, 2023 11:19 PM (7eFYL)
🙂
Posted by: mindful webworker- or so at November 30, 2023 11:20 PM (BZBCn)
Posted by: Robert, Future Overpaid Consultant at November 30, 2023 11:18 PM (1Yy3c)
He could have gone with the current Elon Musk motif and closed with "Fuck off, Gavin!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:20 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Priorities, amirite?
That much I can tell you
Posted by: There is a Guy at November 30, 2023 11:20 PM (7eFYL)
it came off very fake and ghey
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2023 11:03 PM (AcWfM)
Which part of 'Kamalalaladingdong' did DeSantis mispronounce?
Posted by: RickZ at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (emlEe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Hk7kR6ex8
Posted by: Uncle Miklos at November 30, 2023 11:13 PM
That’s hilarious!!
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (tA1/w)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:10 PM (p+6gN)
"Suck My Dick, Lefties," has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Robert, Future Overpaid Consultant
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Yeah.
or
Gavin, Go Fuck Yourself.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (p+6gN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 10:55 PM (S6gqv)
Considering Trump isn't willing to stand on the same stage as DeSantis, he's also a Not Ready for Prime Time Player. Especially considering he was beaten by the mentally indigent Biden.
Posted by: Fringe at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (XUbQl)
Posted by: Priorities, amirite? at November 30, 2023 11:19 PM (Eqssc)
WHip InFlation NOw!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2023 11:22 PM (vDyah)
Weinstein is a somewhat reasonable leftist. The point of their discussion is that Eric is now making the rounds claiming that "we" might have to re-think the limits of how we are willing to react to Islamists and their western allies.
And...its funny because everything he is saying is what the left as a whole says about...us. That because the jihadis want to engage in genocide and end free society we should be willing to do things like take away their free speech.
And...his point isn't terrible - the US government did all sorts of things most Americans would consider beyond the pale now during WWII but I can't get over how he sounds just like a blue haired freaking claiming I should be imprisoned or even executed for not wanting to use "its" personal pronouns.
One thing I do draw issue with, he discusses this as if it is something new. These sort of discussions came up all the time during the WoT, and as I mentioned the left as a whole has been talking about doing this to us since Biden was installed. https://youtu.be/fKolY2Zyvk8?si=bWaQs26l1_MAZPXY
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:23 PM (XqcwY)
Not a debate tonight,
Just you trying to look better than a card board cut-out of a politician that calls himself...Newsome.
No points at all...
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 11:23 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 11:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:23 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Fringe
I got cheetos
Posted by: raimondo at November 30, 2023 11:23 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2023 11:24 PM (uSHSS)
Did they cast the ballots in their names in 2020?
The answer is...unclear.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:24 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:13 PM (S6gqv)
Oh ye of little faith!
Posted by: You Know *HIC* Who at November 30, 2023 11:24 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 11:25 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:20 PM
There were at least 10 times in the first 45 minutes that I wished DeSantis had said that. The greaseball fully deserved it.
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:25 PM (rbKZ6)
The answer is...unclear.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:24 PM (XqcwY)
they were all in for biden of course
Posted by: runner at November 30, 2023 11:26 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cicero
I had a WIN button as a child.
Will look for it.
Probably worth money these days.
Posted by: Miklos adjusts for inflation, especially Darleen at this time of the month at November 30, 2023 11:26 PM (7eFYL)
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Just for the record, Daliah Lavi, who played one of the Bond girls in 'Casino Royale', was an Israeli. Lived down the street. Passed away a few years back.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2023 11:26 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2023 11:26 PM (UsQA1)
https://tinyurl.com/44z6y2jp
Biden Airdrops Humanitarian Resupply of Hostages into Gaza
BABYLON BEE 7:20 PM on November 30, 2023
“We received an urgent message from Hamas that they were running critically low on hostages,” said history-making White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is gay and black. “As always with this administration, providing aid and assistance in any way we can is a top priority. In this case, we have sent a cargo plane full of civilians, including women and children, to resupply Hamas with the hostages they were so sorely lacking. It is the president’s goal to always make sure Hamas is fully stocked with food, water, and hostages.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:28 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Kindltot
This sounds like a much better idea. Plus you can give away dry veggie mixes away for presents.
I think a Moronette had a thread about dehydrated soup mixes and such a few years ago.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2023 11:28 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Fritz Feld at November 30, 2023 11:28 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Cicero
I had a WIN button as a child.
Will look for it.
Probably worth money these days.
Posted by: Miklos adjusts for inflation, especially Darleen at this time of the month at November 30, 2023 11:26 PM (7eFYL)
Is that so?
Posted by: Inflation - Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken at November 30, 2023 11:29 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2023 11:29 PM (S5+ge)
I remember in the run up to 2020 plenty of people here on this board and among conservatives in general were screaming that the Dems would steal it though mail in vote fraud.
And yet...as the fraud results started coming in Trump seemed...surprised and unprepared.
I would love to have a real sit down with Trump and get him to explain how that happened. Yes yes, maybe there was nothing he could have done (I don't believe that), but being surprised that they did it? Disappointing.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:29 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:29 PM (geLO8)
Nice ONT, WeirdDave. Thanks. "I stick it" was a real cutie!
Time I logged out, long day today.
Fortunately, tomorrow... is a rest day...
Posted by: mindful webworker - finally at November 30, 2023 11:29 PM (BZBCn)
Will look for it.
Probably worth money these days.
Posted by: Miklos adjusts for inflation, especially Darleen at this time of the month at November 30, 2023 11:26 PM (7eFYL)
There's a lot of 'em out there, many in better condition. I'll give you a quarter for it.
Posted by: TV Pawn Shop Owner at November 30, 2023 11:29 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 11:30 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Oddly enough, they don't pay me.
Posted by: Miklos just being Miklos at November 30, 2023 11:30 PM (7eFYL)
One of those branches in Southern California is the local BofA, about two miles from my door. It's closing next September but it won't matter because our sole connection to it was my mother moving her accounts there about five years ago when the previous round of closures put the closest branch of her then bank in an inconvenient location. Though as fate would have I drive by it almost every weekday now. However, she died the Friday before Thanksgiving after years of decline with dementia. So, as soon as we've recovered the funds in those accounts (we already had POD when they were opened) we'll not have need of that or any other BofA branch again.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 30, 2023 11:33 PM (Ix0kw)
Posted by: TV Pawn Shop Owner
Hell, the metal in it is worth more than that
Posted by: Miklos just doing The Art of the Deal at November 30, 2023 11:33 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:20 PM
There were at least 10 times in the first 45 minutes that I wished DeSantis had said that. The greaseball fully deserved it.
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:25 PM (rbKZ6)
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I think that at least 10 times every 5 minutes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:33 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:35 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 11:36 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:36 PM (RIvkX)
2. Cross country skiing is for fags
3. Hockey is not a sport, and os for fags
Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:36 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:37 PM (D7oie)
https://is.gd/nRCpcM% 0APosted%20by:%20TheJamesMadison, %20celebrating%20anarchy%20and% 2050s%20B- movies%20with%20Joe% 20Dante%20at%20November% 2030,%202023%2010:25% 20PM%20(GBKbO)
Fuck Tim Cook.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 11:37 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 30, 2023 11:37 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:38 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:25 PM (rbKZ6)
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I think that at least 10 times every 5 minutes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Gavin, the grease in your hair is not Environmentally Friendly.
Show us the EPA permit and Environmental Impact Statement.
Posted by: Miklos the Stickler at November 30, 2023 11:38 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:38 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Miklos notes that it just has more sugar in it at November 30, 2023 11:39 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:33 PM (RIvkX)
Close proximity makes the insults more frequent.
During the Dempanic, out there you have Gov. Dirty French Laundry. Over here on the correct coast, we had that Native-American Democrat, Gov. GrannyKiller.
Posted by: RickZ at November 30, 2023 11:40 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:37 PM (D7oie)
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My old g.f. lives in Oregon now but was complaining whenever she and hubby go back East he insists on eating every meal at this one diner; egg on a kaiser roll every time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2023 11:40 PM (fX1gV)
_Ok.
Is smokey pork halal?
_(looks at camera) Is smokey pork halal? (looks at customer), yes.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:41 PM (p+6gN)
Posted by: N
at least Muslims don't eat gorillas
Posted by: Harambe at November 30, 2023 11:41 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:41 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:41 PM (geLO8)
So you don't remember Trump and many in his administration, ever Barr going on CNN, saying mass mail in voting would lead to election cheating for the entire election?
Cause I do. What would you have suggested he do when absolutely nobody but some of us were listening? POTUS has no power over state led elections.
Did anyone watch what happened today in the House hearing about censorship by the left in 2020 and beyond? The two people who testified about the whistleblower information are longtime liberals not conservatives. We all knew the cheat was happening, the people who mildly pushed back are in prison in DC or being indicted like Trump.
Let's stop pretending anyone was going to stop the color revolution because only a few of us even talked about it and nobody did squat to stop it. Let's focus on stopping it from happening it again.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Gingy at November 30, 2023 11:05 PM (6/M8P)
food dryer. Needs a heat source and some venting and a way to monitor the temperature at the minimum.
drybox for those things that must be kept free of moisture
Winter cold box, which needs only a small light to keep things above freezing when it is 17F on the back porch
(Not appropriate for children's play fort, really)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (RIvkX)
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That's not what I meant you animals!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:43 PM (RIvkX)
_Ok.
Is smokey pork halal?
_(looks at camera) Is smokey pork halal? (looks at customer), yes.
I love Uncle Roger
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:43 PM (XqcwY)
The Governor of Alabama wore one once, to the surprise of the press. He explained that his WIN button stood for "Wallace In November."
Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2023 11:44 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Harambe
That's because they can't fuck you first.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 30, 2023 11:44 PM (Bd6X8)
He quit fucking guilgoyle before she got fat
He deep throated a microphone at a press conference
Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:44 PM (RjBju)
So you don't remember Trump and many in his administration, ever Barr going on CNN, saying mass mail in voting would lead to election cheating for the entire election?
And yet...as election day ended...they were surprised. And did...little.
Cause I do. What would you have suggested he do when absolutely nobody but some of us were listening? POTUS has no power over state led elections.
Spent the last 4 years focusing on preparing to win this fight?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:45 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2023 11:41 PM (S6gqv)
Doing prep is work and work to a Dem is a four-letter word. Just ask our Constitutional Law ''Professor" former president.
Posted by: RickZ at November 30, 2023 11:46 PM (emlEe)
If the gorilla does not fuck somebody it is because he does not want to
What does an 800 pound gorilla fuck?
Whatever he wants
Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:47 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:42 PM (RIvkX)
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That's not what I meant you animals!
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Did we take liberties with our mayor?
*winks*
Posted by: Eric Miklos-Stratton, damn glad to meet ya at November 30, 2023 11:47 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:44 PM (RjBju)
Hold on...this requires elaboration.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 11:47 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Harambe
That's because they can't fuck you first.
Um...in me experience they can...uh I mean no, sex with gorillas? No way
Posted by: Jane Goodall at November 30, 2023 11:47 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: R
Somebody was holding a microphone and Newsom just shoved the entire foam head into his mouth
Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:49 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:50 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:49 PM (RjBju)
That's hot.
Posted by: Barry O. from Hawaii at November 30, 2023 11:50 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:51 PM (D7oie)
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Tim Horton wept.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 11:51 PM (krqg6)
Really? How do you know they were surprised? I never saw that reported. Can you show me some evidence of him being surprised? And they did quite bit considering few lawyers would even take their case for fear of losing their jobs. They didn't get hearings in dozens of courts over stupid things like standing. That's doing things even the game was rigged.
>>Spent the last 4 years focusing on preparing to win this fight?
He seems to be. He's lapping the Republican field and despite what we were told be supporters of other candidates he's beating Biden in just about all of the swing states and even in the popular votes which is doom for a Democrat.
What has DeSantis or Haley done to insure there won't be any cheating in 2024?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2023 11:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: irright at November 30, 2023 11:53 PM (q8LR6)
Posted by: Miklos sees a make-or-break for the Noble American Experiment at November 30, 2023 11:53 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:37 PM (D7oie)
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My old g.f. lives in Oregon now but was complaining whenever she and hubby go back East he insists on eating every meal at this one diner; egg on a kaiser roll every time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:40 PM (RIvkX)
Some folks call it a kaiser roll, I call it a sling roll
Posted by: Karl Childers at November 30, 2023 11:53 PM (37q3K)
Posted by: Don Black
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Holy crap!
Did either team even have a freaking goalie in net?!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 30, 2023 11:54 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: N
at least Muslims don't eat gorillas
Posted by: Harambe at November 30, 2023 11:41 PM (7eFYL)
"Abdullah, you think Harmabe would be a good f**k?"
"I dunno Mohammed. Seems like it would be too much work"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2023 11:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Robert
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iPad won't let me put nitter in bookmarks, it changes them to twitter%20%. Asshoe. I have a sheet of nitters in notes. FU,Tim.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:54 PM (p+6gN)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:38 PM (RIvkX)
Nah, not really
https://youtu.be/k06VYnpjxSE?si=MLWaorr2dFQ2R4Qj
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 11:54 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Tim's is now a Foreign-owned Multinational at November 30, 2023 11:55 PM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 11:56 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:56 PM (RIvkX)
Being prepared doesn't mean desperately cobbling together a court case after the fraud comes in
Being prepared, with the power of the presidency, would have had all the left's comms, for example, monitored and presented to the public, within hours of their capture on election night.
He didn't even think of doing something like this. Is it outside the norms? Of course. Just like everything about his presidency...except Trump the man himself who, amusingly, was a completely normal president.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:57 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 11:57 PM (1Yy3c)
"I dunno Mohammed. Seems like it would be too much work"
Posted by: jim
"But like the occasional woman, we like the hairy ones"
Posted by: Mohammed, his brother Mohammed, and his other brother Mohammed at November 30, 2023 11:57 PM (7eFYL)
Yes - and hence why I'm so irritated with Trump.
The media primed the pump, for about six months prior to the election, setting the narrative that the election would be rigged. They constantly told the story about how the totals would change over a matter of days.
And yes, Trump seemed to understand that the election would be rigged, over a matter of days. Yet - there were no efforts to stop it as it occurred. No groups of lawyers landing at the five cities - Atlanta, Philly, Pittsburgh, Detroit, and Milwaukee - even though the plan was quite literally given away, every day, for six months prior.
And on the day after Election Day, while the steal was going ? Trump went golfing. Trump never said a word, for roughly two weeks, until it was too late.
But yeah, Trump and Barr pretty much complained "yes, they're going to steal the election". But they didn't do anything to stop it before it was stolen, and did very little effectively to stop it while it was being stolen.
Posted by: How Things Work at November 30, 2023 11:58 PM (YgIdg)
Posted by: S
Maybe you were watching the farsi translation
Posted by: N at November 30, 2023 11:58 PM (RjBju)
Haley's job is to lose.
As governor DeSantis cleaned up the voter rolls in FL and sent people to jail.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 11:58 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Watch this Tucker Carlson
https://is.gd/Cr36uh
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 11:58 PM (p+6gN)
Posted by: Miklos is behind the Times at December 01, 2023 12:00 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: french fried stelters at December 01, 2023 12:00 AM (pjs7m)
If The Donald couldn't or wouldn't stop it the first time, tell me why I'm supposed to believe he either can or will stop it the next time ?
Posted by: How Things Work at December 01, 2023 12:01 AM (YgIdg)
Posted by: Adriane the A Screwdriver has Orange Juice in It Critic . . . at December 01, 2023 12:01 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2023 12:02 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at December 01, 2023 12:02 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Adriane the A Screwdriver
Zymurgy is a Beautiful Thing
Posted by: Miklos had to go the last encyclopedia page to look that up at December 01, 2023 12:03 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2023 12:03 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:56 PM (RIvkX)
Ah, well, if your touchstone is Mexican Spanish . . . Argies talk funny and drop their G's S's and make Portuguese Ja sounds, Chilangos spit their words and are just weird in general.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2023 12:03 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: mnw at December 01, 2023 12:03 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2023 12:04 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2023 12:04 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: N at December 01, 2023 12:04 AM (RjBju)
The patient reportedly told doctors that he could not recall many details from the fight, but did remember someone stabbing him in the face with an unknown object.
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at December 01, 2023 12:04 AM (geLO8)
Man discovers chopsticks inside his skull are source of months-long headaches
Posted by: Don Black
You her fou houah!
What yu expect?
Posted by: Nice lady at the Buffet and massage Parlor at December 01, 2023 12:05 AM (7eFYL)
BREAKING
Man discovers chopsticks inside his skull are source of months-long headaches.
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Damn flies.
Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at December 01, 2023 12:05 AM (q8LR6)
Is a single blade of grass,
Be careful how you pass,
Move along, move along …
Posted by: Adriane the I Miss the Innocent, Old Songs Critic . . . at December 01, 2023 12:05 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: How Things Work at December 01, 2023 12:01 AM (YgIdg)
You gonna vote for Nikki, Ride Or Die?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2023 12:06 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2023 12:06 AM (RIvkX)
Mehdi is one of the most brilliant and most prominent Muslim journalists in the U.S.
It is deeply troubling that MSNBC is cancelling his show amid a rampant rise of anti-Muslim bigotry and suppression of Muslim voices. Anyone who cares about free expression should be concerned.
Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 2h
His show’s ratings were ranked 23rd out of 30 MSNBC shows.
Dr. Jill Stein🌻 @DrJillStein 8h
Press freedom in free fall, as the war on Gaza hits home.
Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 2h
The personnel choices of private companies have nothing to do with the First Amendment.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 12:07 AM (krqg6)
Was him being investigated for the first 2 1/2 year of his presidency for a fake Russia collusion hoax that not only was the entire deep state, the Democrat party but also a substantial part of his own party investigated for, a coup if you will, outside the norms?
I think some of you still don't understand where we are. Our own government ran a color revolution against us. Nothing that has been going on since before Trump was sworn in was within the norms of this country for our entire history. We are at war with our own government which is why there are currently roughly 1000 political prisoners in prison for even protesting the coup.
Our media is against us, our culture is against, big business is against us, the legal community is against us and our government is most definitely against us. We are the radicals. The system is against us. We are fighting an insurgent battle to win against out own party let alone the left.
What I meant is Ron would lost too.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2023 12:07 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: nckate at December 01, 2023 12:08 AM (SnxUt)
Is a single blade of grass,
Be careful how you pass,
Move along, move along …
Posted by: Adriane the I Miss the Innocent
And left my necktie God knows where,
And carried half-way home, or near,
Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer:
Posted by: H. E. Miklos Housman at December 01, 2023 12:08 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2023 12:09 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: N at December 01, 2023 12:10 AM (RjBju)
Man discovers chopsticks inside his skull are source of months-long headaches.
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A man with a long criminal history was carrying a handgun in his rectum Monday during a traffic stop in Evansville, Indiana, police say.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 12:10 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: andycanuck
Was it fully cocked?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind at December 01, 2023 12:12 AM (7eFYL)
Man discovers chopsticks inside his skull are source of months-long headaches
So it was the chopsticks and not his wife that drove him to drive the chopsticks into his head.
Got it
Posted by: N at December 01, 2023 12:12 AM (RjBju)
The Wall Street Journal reports:
Israel and Hamas have agreed to extend the ceasefire for another day, according to officials in Egypt. According to the report, the deal is expected to include the release of another 10 hostages
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 12:14 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 12:10 AM (krqg6)
His discharge was a toxic crime scene.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2023 12:15 AM (emlEe)
Colombians and Venezuelans are easier to understand.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2023 12:16 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Otto Zilch at December 01, 2023 12:16 AM (9jq9f)
and US fags are ...
Spanish around the world has the same variables that can distort strict interpretation. I believe the Mexican word for mosquito spoken in Cuba would mean an entirely different thing.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 12:17 AM (p+6gN)
Posted by: Keep Your Anus Supple at December 01, 2023 12:18 AM (pjs7m)
Israel and Hamas have agreed to extend the ceasefire for another day, according to officials in Egypt. According to the report, the deal is expected to include the release of another 10 hostages
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 01, 2023 12:14 AM (krqg6)
Hamas needs to get the word out - someone in Gaza just fired another missile at Israel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2023 12:18 AM (S6gqv)
A man with a long criminal history was carrying a handgun in his rectum Monday during a traffic stop in Evansville, Indiana, police say.
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Sam Brinton stood up out of his car and a small dog and large pistol fell on the ground between his feet.
Posted by: Officer on the scene at December 01, 2023 12:18 AM (q8LR6)
Posted by: they were Fabulous at December 01, 2023 12:19 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Guy with the axe at December 01, 2023 12:19 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2023 12:20 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2023 12:23 AM (KAi1n)
Colombians and Venezuelans are easier to understand.
Posted by: Kindltot
Paraguyuan Presidente Wasmosy (Vamosi in Magyar) was Hungarian.
Add that to the mix.
Posted by: El Miklos would be fine, with his Jesuit education and all at December 01, 2023 12:23 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: irright at December 01, 2023 12:27 AM (q8LR6)
Posted by: Braenyard
Eastasian Esperanto has many differences from Oceanic Esperanto. Always has.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2023 12:29 AM (KAi1n)
Henry Kissinger died, while being in possession of information that would've led to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2023 12:31 AM (e6UQI)
Probably similar in Arizona or CA for Spanish.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 01, 2023 12:36 AM (R4t5M)
So trannies in burkas dancing for little Arab kids?
Furries dressed as camels?
$35 trillion in debt backed by the oil their grandkids will pump out of the sand?
Camel-A Harris as vice-Imam?
Decapitation of fully-gestated Arab infants to pursue a career in the falafel industry?
Hormone blockers because the madrassa insists little Mo now identifies as Mohammadisha?
Posted by: If you have to explain it, it isn't funny at December 01, 2023 12:42 AM (74ypc)
_Epoch Times
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 12:43 AM (p+6gN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2023 12:43 AM (74ypc)
Jim
Dammit
Posted by: Jim beat Miklos to that one at December 01, 2023 12:45 AM (7eFYL)
_The Times of Israel 12/01/2023
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 12:45 AM (p+6gN)
Posted by: Abe Miklos-Froman, Sock King of Chicago at December 01, 2023 12:47 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: How Things Work at November 30, 2023 11:58 PM (YgIdg)
Barr was part of it... yet he was the one who was supposed to find evidence. He testified before Congress that 'they found no credible evidence'.... but a couple weeks later, the guy in charge of finding said evidence? Testified they did not even look.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2023 12:48 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2023 12:50 AM (74ypc)
But:
1) it's always been the party, not the candidate, who was responsible for safeguarding and litigation of the vote. They were all-but openly against Trump.
2) every court case prior to the election challenging the illegal rule changes were either dismissed as not ripe for "no harm yet" or no standing. Even Alito punted.
3) every court case after was dismissed for no standing or "too late"
4) even fundamental Bill of Rights guarantees like speech and assembly got bent over and gang raped for the Covid "health emergency" while all the courts stood by muttering in their beards. You really think they were going to jump to shut down a little stretching of election laws done to "save lives from the deadliest pandemic in 100 years?" You could have fielded the greatest lawyers of the last 200 years and the court outcome was going to be the same.
PS: That said, I'm still pissed at Trump for going golfing right after.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 01, 2023 12:50 AM (TzW+Y)
_(Reuters) -
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Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 12:50 AM (p+6gN)
Posted by: Miklos likes it when things are Improved at December 01, 2023 12:52 AM (7eFYL)
Remember this Holiday Season, as we Celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas.... one being the dedication of the Second Jewish Temple... one being the birth of a Jew in Jerusalem...
Just who the Fuck was there first.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2023 12:54 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 12:56 AM (p+6gN)
Since I don't see any 400 point headlines that Newsome beat DeSantis I assume he didn't even come close.
Ya gotta know how to read the
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 01, 2023 12:57 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: Miklos knows and surmises at December 01, 2023 12:58 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 12:59 AM (p+6gN)
Probably similar in Arizona or CA for Spanish.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
Hey Baby, que paso?
Posted by: Texas Tornados at December 01, 2023 01:04 AM (4Winp)
I suspect that in the Fullness of Time, Jews and Christians gonna be just Fine.
Posted by: Christian-Judeo Miklos at December 01, 2023 01:05 AM (7eFYL)
Where not one of the Republican legislatures in GA, PA, WI, or AZ-- who could have refused to certify the fraudulent results--did so.
Those were the men and woman who had and have the most power to stop the fraud then and now.
Trump is way down the list.
Who was forced to argue in front of hyper-partisian judges with last-minute replacements when his A team quit.
All of them did and have done nothing. But lose their majorities.
WI alone has had some court rulings that pretty much everything they did was illegal. They'll ignore those blatantly in 2024 and do it again; dropboxes, unsolicited absentee ballots to all registered voters, etc.
"But Trump has done nothing to stop it from happening again!"
Sheesh.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at December 01, 2023 01:08 AM (TzW+Y)
Remember this Holiday Season, as we Celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas.... one being the dedication of the Second Jewish Temple... one being the birth of a Jew in Jerusalem...
Just who the Fuck was there first.
Posted by: R
What does this mean?
Posted by: N at December 01, 2023 01:11 AM (RjBju)
A Hungarian lady had married a man from Texas, happy marriage.
Her sister, although she spoke Tom Brokaw generic English well, could not understand anybody in Texas.
"Can you teach me Texas English?"
She got married there too, so I guess I did OK.
Posted by: Miklos learnt hisself some damn ak-scents at December 01, 2023 01:12 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 01, 2023 01:12 AM (enJYY)
/ fake but accurate
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Late Nite Heh
Posted by: late Nite Imklos at December 01, 2023 01:16 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Rodney "Miklos" Dangerfield, nervously loosening tie at December 01, 2023 01:20 AM (7eFYL)
Tucker Carlson
@TuckerCarlson
7h
TIMESTAMPS
05:15 Why are we funding foreign wars?
12:40 Initial thoughts on the new House Speaker
17:19 MTG vs. her own party
19:32 Who are the worst Republicans in the House?
26:50 Derek Chauvin stabbed in prison
32:28 MTG keeps getting swatted
34:44 Some Republicans want war with China
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 01:25 AM (p+6gN)
Rodney Dangerfield: My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Ha! My wallet came with a b&w family picture. I let my kids know I liked it and was going to keep it in my wallet.
No wonder they both moved more then 500 miles away. As Elon Musk would say, 'Fvck 'em' - if they can't take a joke.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 01, 2023 01:25 AM (enJYY)
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This place used to rock until two, at least.
Everybody got cold, everybody got old.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 01:27 AM (p+6gN)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2023 01:29 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Braenyard
I'm not cold
It's the thread that got old
Posted by: Norma Miklos-Desmond, ready for his closeup at December 01, 2023 01:30 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 01:31 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
She is a bit younger
Posted by: Miklos has to be Practical at December 01, 2023 01:31 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I did actually see Zsa Zsa get thrown off a plane once.
Memorable.
Posted by: Miklos recalls the phrase "NEM SZABAD!" at December 01, 2023 01:34 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz is full of Holiday Cheer at December 01, 2023 01:42 AM (Sgq8y)
One generation got sold
This generation got not destination
_(Eromero's not here, is he?)
We are volunteers of America
Volunteers of America
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 01:44 AM (p+6gN)
Posted by: Don Black
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Holy crap!
Did either team even have a freaking goalie in net?!!!
Posted by: andycanuck
Not having a shortstop had adverse effects.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2023 01:45 AM (f87vz)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at December 01, 2023 01:45 AM (eXtyR)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz is full of Holiday Cheer at December 01, 2023 01:46 AM (Sgq8y)
Would be really rockin' here if I had a rockin' chair... the recliner will just have to do... it *does* rock!!
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 01:49 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Nice.
Although I am much more likely to speak Hungarian than to have a wife with Lisa's high-maintenance hair.
What are the chances?
Posted by: Miklos thinks Slovakia is a better hunting ground, so to speak at December 01, 2023 01:49 AM (7eFYL)
Remember this Holiday Season, as we Celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas.... one being the dedication of the Second Jewish Temple... one being the birth of a Jew in Jerusalem...
Just who the Fuck was there first.
Posted by: Romeo13
Which Jew in Jerusalem? As for Christmas, that particular Jew was born in Bethlehem!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2023 01:50 AM (f87vz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
*buys Vuvuzelas in Bulk*
make the bastards pay
Posted by: Miklos thinks Deviously at December 01, 2023 01:51 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2023 10:06 PM (SYTee)
Tend to agree. Insulation is likely to be styrofoam, too, which is quite combustible. A fire, at best, would ruin all the meat being smoked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 01:52 AM (jFM6N)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I...I could make smoke
Posted by: the Wtetched Panhard, likely to inspire a poem one day by Robert Service and Dan McGrew at December 01, 2023 01:58 AM (7eFYL)
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"One of you is a hound of hell, and that one is Dan McGrew"
Posted by: Hammer, waxing poetic at December 01, 2023 02:00 AM (XeU6L)
Morons need dry boxes.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 02:04 AM (p+6gN)
Posted by: Keep Your Anus Supple at December 01, 2023 12:18 AM (pjs7m)
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Was his name Rawhide?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2023 02:07 AM (S4Tgw)
The Thomas W. and Robin W. College of Humanities and Fine Arts invites applications for the position of Director of The Charles Joyner Institute for Gullah and African Diaspora Studies. The Joyner Institute examines the historical migration and scattering of African populations to local geographical areas and the subsequent evolution of blended cultures, specifically Gullah. Coastal Carolina University’s location at the northern tip of the Gullah Geechee Cultural Heritage Corridor puts it in a unique position for diaspora study and research. The work of the Institute provides students and the community with experiential learning opportunities, both at home and abroad, that center on interconnections among local, national, and global peoples and their societies.
Required Qualifications
A bachelor’s degree and relevant program experience.
Wish me luck and No Discrimination
Posted by: Miklos is optimistic but prolly kinda white and stuff at December 01, 2023 02:08 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Miklos recalls the phrase "NEM SZABAD!" at December 01, 2023 01:34 AM (7eFYL)
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Was that in New York, where she would rather stay?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2023 02:09 AM (S4Tgw)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs
Hotlanta, before leaving for New York.
And it was Eva, not Zsa Zsa Gabor who said "goodbye, City Life!"
Posted by: Miklos has offered to buy Publius a suitable waistcoat/vest for farm chores at December 01, 2023 02:13 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Hammer, waxing poetic
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Someone should write a poem,
In tribute to Dan McGrew …
Posted by: Adriane the Late Nite Critic . . . at December 01, 2023 02:13 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2023 02:14 AM (S4Tgw)
Posted by: Miklos has offered to buy Publius a suitable waistcoat/vest for farm chores at December 01, 2023 02:13 AM (7eFYL)
-
They're like the Patty Duke show to me!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2023 02:15 AM (S4Tgw)
Posted by: Hammer, waxing poetic at December 01, 2023 02:16 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2023 02:16 AM (Sgq8y)
Which indicates it must have been a doozy.
And, axe guy FTW. The protection offered by the greathelm outweighs the restricted field of vision since the enemy can only be in front of him, and the sword guy's open face helmet is a liability for a shield bash or a punch, elbow, etc. Also, sword guy is wearing the shield strap around his neck - if axe guy hooks the top edge of that shield he can pull sword guy off balance and open up a lot of vulnerable places to bury the axehead.
Posted by: Impudent Warwick at December 01, 2023 02:16 AM (f/6Wb)
Has a nice ring to it.
What can we do to help?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 02:16 AM (p+6gN)
Violets are blue,
Someone should write a poem,
In tribute to Dan McGrew …
Posted by: Adriane
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Now do Sam Mcgee
Posted by: Hammer, waxing poetic at December 01, 2023 02:17 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Hammer, waxing poetic at December 01, 2023 02:17 AM (XeU6L)
Outside Mama and Kittens pictures!
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Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
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Posted by: Ciampino - A fake noodle is an impasta at December 01, 2023 02:17 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs
The oldest was Magda Gabor.
Don't hear much about her, because she only got married once.
Posted by: Miklos approaches cautiously at December 01, 2023 02:18 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Hammer, waxing poetic at December 01, 2023 02:18 AM (XeU6L)
Was not there. Saw a documentary. Am very glad I wasn’t there.
Posted by: Adriane the Late Nite Critic . . . at December 01, 2023 02:18 AM (4Winp)
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Was there an issue of some locked exits? Can't recall now.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2023 02:20 AM (XeU6L)
Christmas gets a ham,
I’m lucky to get leftovers,
Muttered that unlucky McGee, Sam …
Posted by: Adriane the Late Nite Critic . . . at December 01, 2023 02:20 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: Miklos with odd linguistic verisimilitude at December 01, 2023 02:20 AM (7eFYL)
https://mol.im/a/12811167
Less meat! More bugs?
Posted by: Ciampino - A fake noodle is an impasta. at December 01, 2023 02:21 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,
Is there any organization we can support that will work toward some 2nd Amendment rights in Israel?
Posted by: Adriane the Late Nite Critic . . . at December 01, 2023 02:26 AM (4Winp)
The guy who had the Original Concept for The Sopranos (Dominique) was a bond trader from New York. The classic car used to take him to Hilton Head airport started blowing smoke and oil.
Pulled over, a Good Guy driving a bait and shrimp truck offered to take Dom to the airport.
Translation between New Yawkese and Geechee/Gullah.
Posted by: Miklos impresses hissef some times at December 01, 2023 02:29 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Ciampino - How does NASA organize a party? They planet. at December 01, 2023 02:30 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: the Wtetched Panhard, likely to inspire a poem one day by Robert Service and Dan McGrew at December 01, 2023 01:58 AM (7eFYL)
I went to move the poor thing inside the shop on Tuesday, and I could not roll it. Seems the rear brakes are locked up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 02:32 AM (Igt5o)
Posted by: Miklos thinks he might be right on this at December 01, 2023 02:33 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2023 02:33 AM (XeU6L)
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Was there an issue of some locked exits? Can't recall now.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Yes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2023 02:33 AM (f87vz)
Posted by: He like me! He really likes me! at December 01, 2023 02:34 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2023 02:14 AM (S4Tgw)
Gaza needs to become trackless desert once more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 02:34 AM (Igt5o)
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Bwahahahaha.
I recall when its was just a grass field.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2023 02:36 AM (XeU6L)
https://mol.im/a/12811149
Westerners get all worked up about child labor without realizing that in those communities the small amount earned by a child may mean dinner is on, instead of empty stomachs.
Didn't kids work on their parents' farm in the olden days, prior to WW2?
Posted by: Ciampino - How does NASA organize a party? They planet at December 01, 2023 02:36 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Lowcountry Linguistic Topographics at December 01, 2023 02:36 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
According to Social Security rules, you have to accept the money once you reach Pleistocene.
Posted by: Miklos does not qaulify at December 01, 2023 02:38 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 02:38 AM (p+6gN)
https://mol.im/a/12811267
Posted by: Ciampino - How does NASA organize a party? They planet! at December 01, 2023 02:39 AM (qfLjt)
Didn't kids work on their parents' farm in the olden days, prior to WW2?
Posted by: Ciampino - How does NASA organize a party? They planet at December 01, 2023 02:36 AM (qfLjt)
I expect Mars buys its raw materials from brokers, and has no say in how the producers hire and pay labor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 02:40 AM (Igt5o)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Ima use that
Posted by: Hunter B. at December 01, 2023 02:42 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Mullah Miklos at December 01, 2023 02:44 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2023 02:53 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2023 02:53 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2023 02:55 AM (Igt5o)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
It's times like this when I wish I had a brigade of Gurkhas.
Posted by: Miklos really needs this Powerball at December 01, 2023 02:56 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Miklos as Rush Limbaugh as Fritz Hollings at December 01, 2023 02:58 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Ciampino
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My grandfather was doing chores and then delivering milk with his father, before school, when he was eight.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 02:58 AM (p+6gN)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 02:59 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2023 03:00 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 10:54 PM
Howdy JT!
Posted by: Moonbeam
With due respect, JT, Uncle Roger does it better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Hk7kR6ex8
Posted by: Uncle Miklos at November 30, 2023 11:13 PM (7eFYL)
Is that a new song ?
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 03:00 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Braenyard
I pulled tobacco as a kid. Like all the other kids.
Much better than skool
Posted by: Miklos has never minded dirt or sweat at December 01, 2023 03:01 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Miklos and his Loyal Royal Hawaiian Cajuns at December 01, 2023 03:03 AM (7eFYL)
Real money!
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 03:04 AM (p+6gN)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 03:05 AM (fwDg9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Hk7kR6ex8
Posted by: Uncle Miklos at November 30, 2023 11:13 PM
That’s hilarious!!
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2023 11:21 PM (rbKZ6)
(Don't laugh; you'll only encourage him)
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 03:05 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 03:07 AM (fwDg9)
Linda's b'day is today, so I need to stop super-fast on the way home for a couple of cards. I have a new bar of artisan soap for her, and bought the new phone she wanted -- but QVC, without explanation, canceled the order and closed my account! I told her to find a new vendor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:07 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip
BACK TO SLEEP UNTIL GROUNDHOG DAY, YOUNG MAN!
Posted by: Auntie Miklos does not want to call Child Protective Services at December 01, 2023 03:08 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Skip
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Ayr, it comes in a tube.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 03:08 AM (p+6gN)
'night
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2023 03:09 AM (p+6gN)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2023 11:38 PM (RIvkX)
Oh.
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 03:10 AM (T4tVD)
Happy December.
Soooo glad I don't have to drive in this!
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:10 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse de la Nouvelle Orleans at December 01, 2023 03:10 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at December 01, 2023 03:15 AM (7eFYL)
Guess he's not in the mood for snow either.
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:16 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Vendeur
Over on Chef Menteur
Posted by: Le Mikleuse de la Nouvelle Orleans at December 01, 2023
***
Typical of this state that a major highway should be named literally "Big Liar."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:18 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
Politicians get things named after themselves.
Chef Menteur is an efficient all-in-one.
Posted by: Miklos formerly of the Chocolate City at December 01, 2023 03:20 AM (7eFYL)
Both have state income tax, but neither taxes SS payments.
I could drive up to Evansville, say, in two days and look around over Xmas break.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:23 AM (omVj0)
Should be some kind of mutual Shaking of the Heads.
Before heading out
Posted by: Miklos liked it there in the 80s at December 01, 2023 03:23 AM (7eFYL)
Guess he's not in the mood for snow either.
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023
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Once I move, it will be interesting to see how the cats react to cold weather and snow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:24 AM (omVj0)
At worst, they would refuse to go out in it. Meh. They'll be fine!
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:28 AM (njWTi)
I would say saccaliner, but some Damn Yankees or Californicators might cotton on.
So let's talk about Palmetto Bugs.
Giant radioactive flying roaches.
New Jersey or Mendocino don't sound so bad, now do they?
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de SC at December 01, 2023 03:30 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:32 AM (njWTi)
A three- or four-bedroom house would be a lot to keep clean, though.
Think how much fun the cats will have galloping up and down a staircase!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:32 AM (omVj0)
Think how much fun the cats will have galloping up and down a staircase!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
Check out mini-splits
Posted by: Thrifty Miklos at December 01, 2023 03:34 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 03:34 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023
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We had a serious snowfall and freeze three days before Xmas in '89. I had a tiny fenced patio in my current apartment, so I let Arizona, the part-Maine Coon *, out in it. "Let's see how you deal with the conditions of your ancestral homeland." He acted about as you describe, JQ, though he had fur tufts under his paws, and held his face up to catch snowflakes.
I got cold before he did and hustled him back inside.
* So I fondly like to imagine. He was a beauty, but not a real Coon cat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:36 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 03:07 AM (fwDg9)
Keep an eye on the bricklayers.
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 03:36 AM (T4tVD)
Staircases are *great!* for critters to play on.
Wolfus, your cats will love it!
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:38 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 03:07 AM (fwDg9)
Keep an eye on the bricklayers.
Posted by: JT
*eye on you*
Posted by: every Masonic Lodge at December 01, 2023 03:38 AM (7eFYL)
Staircases are *great!* for critters to play on.
Wolfus, your cats will love it!
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023
***
Arizona and I had a game. He'd sit at the top of the stairs and I'd bat a ball of typing paper up toward him from the bottom. If it landed above halfway, he was to come down and bat it back to me. If it wound up halfway or below, I had to climb up and get it. Occasionally he'd sit and ignore one that landed in his territory. I'd say, "You can do better than that," and he'd get up, trot down, and swat the thing toward me again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:41 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:43 AM (omVj0)
Eat some hot spicy food & get the juices flowing, iykwim.
It's early, I know, so instead of gastro-abominations, maybe just plenty of hot coffee/tea?
Best wishes
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:44 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
This is remarkably similar to how some Professors grade term papers.
Posted by: Miklos enjoyed academia more that academia enjoyed me at December 01, 2023 03:46 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:48 AM (njWTi)
Maybe I can go tomorrow morning too. (Ha, ha, I crack myself up sometimes.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:51 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2023 03:51 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JQ
Wasabi is the Nagasaki of Vicks Vapo-Rub
Posted by: Miklos has pollen allergies in Pollen Central USA at December 01, 2023 03:51 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:52 AM (njWTi)
Best wishes
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:44 AM (njWTi)
And the Java Jive ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoTCl8Esp04
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2023 03:52 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:53 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023
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Green chile in New Mexico does the same thing. There's a green chile offering I can buy here that is actually made in NM, comes in medium and hot, and makes a good addition to your eggs. Be aware that you will want to eat something sweet right after, chocolate or honey, to kill the burning. But it does liven you up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:53 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Congressional Select Committe on Covfefe and National Security at December 01, 2023 03:54 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023
***
I will! Only the black one is here now, but Dagny will be released from her "hostage situation" tonight.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:55 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges for All Modalities at December 01, 2023 03:56 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2023 03:57 AM (eaI2m)
Waaayyy too mellow, JT.
Skip needs roto-rooter for his sinus pressure, if I understand correctly...
https://youtu.be/MykD8zgHuy8?
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:57 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2023
***
Insomnia and a persistently affectionate cat. What's your excuse?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2023 03:58 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Cicero
Waiting for Santy Claws?
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:59 AM (njWTi)
https://youtu.be/MykD8zgHuy8?
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:57 AM (njWTi)
Do they have the nasal version of the Lung Brush?
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https://youtu.be/MykD8zgHuy8?
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2023 03:57 AM (njWTi)
Do they have the nasal version of the Lung Brush?
Posted by: a dude in MI
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World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)