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Whistleblower: CIA Analysts Determined that Covid-19 Was Manufactured In the Wuhan Lab -- But Were Then Bribed to Change Their Position
A top UK minister reveals, very belatedly, that there is "significant" evidence that covid was built by Anthony Fauci's business partners in the lab in Wuhan, China.
And now Sky News reports that a "whistleblower," presumably in the CIA, says that analysts were paid off to falsify their conclusions and claim that covid-19 was naturally evolving, even though they had already reached the conclusion that it was created in a lab. This has been hinted at before, but we did not previously have a direct allegation from an insider with first-hand knowledge. Note that the headline reports the "bribe" allegation, but the body of the story fails to give further details about it.
UK Levelling Up Minister Michael Gove on Tuesday pointed to a "significant body of judgement" that COVID-19 could have been "man made" amid still ongoing investigations into the origin of the global pandemic. Gove made the remarks to the government's official inquiry into the COVID-19 pandemic while defending the government's response to the virus, Politico reported. The UK minister highlighted the virus's "novel" nature in explaining London's difficulties combating the pandemic, saying "We were not as well prepared as we should have been ideally, that is true. Again, it's in the nature of the fact that the virus was novel." "And indeed, though I think this probably goes beyond the remit of the inquiry, there is a significant body of judgment that believes that the virus itself was man made -- and that presents its own set of challenges as well," he continued. ... "It's an admission that came about three years too late," Senator Ron Johnson, R-Wis., said regarding Gove's claims. "You know, there is a mountain of evidence."
Whistleblower claims CIA analysts bribed to change position on COVID lab leak theory A whistleblower has come forward to claim CIA analysts who favoured the COVID-19 lab leak theory were bribed to change their position. The bribe was made to take the focus off China and the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Sky News host Sharri Markson has also revealed how a US intelligence official linked to the World Health Organisation was involved in downplaying the lab leak theory during President Joe Biden's probe into the virus origins. The National Intelligence Council's Director for Global Health Security, Adrienne Keen, worked as an independent consultant for the WHO from 2016. Former Acting Assistant Secretary of State Thomas DiNanno said that Ms Keene tried to push COVID-19 was a natural occurrence, rather than a lab leak. "I had found out that apparently she was an outside advisor also to the World Health Agency -- they are a political agency, they are a UN agency," Mr DiNanno said. "It's just not appropriate to do work for a foreign power and that would include in the United Nations."I hope Sky News will provide more details. The whole video below is worth watching, but skip to 3:00 for Fauci's (technical) superior stating that Fauci diverted attention away from the lab leak theory to protect his reputation.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at November 30, 2023 04:40 PM (aJxr8)
Everything the FNM claimed was true was a made up conspiracy theory.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 04:40 PM (XqcwY)
But that couldn't be it. Being employed by the government makes you moral and wise and incapable of error.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 30, 2023 04:41 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 04:41 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 30, 2023 04:42 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:42 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: NIKKI HALEY WAS HERE at November 30, 2023 04:42 PM (+zy2u)
The FNM is claiming both of these statements are true at the same time:
1) The clot shot will stop you from spreading COVID
2) We have never claimed the clot shot will stop the spread of COVID
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 04:42 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 04:42 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: NIKKI HALEY WAS HERE at November 30, 2023 04:43 PM (+zy2u)
I bet the 'director' has no idea the amount of secret shit going on
if ever there was a rogue agency, it's the CIA
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 04:43 PM (geLO8)
And frankly I want to see it go all the way down to the Karen's in HR that administered corporate clot shot mandates.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 04:43 PM (XqcwY)
The initial virus was shown to have skipped a number of steps in viruses that occur naturally. Objective proof that it was man made.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 04:43 PM (MNhXM)
If your country has a "levelling up" anything it is not meant to be taken seriously.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:43 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 04:42 PM (DRSnL)
Bat soup, prolly...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 30, 2023 04:44 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at November 30, 2023 04:44 PM (VMFAF)
It would be nice to say that I would have behaved otherwise if I were pressured to hide the origins of something like this. But let's face it, if you work for the CIA, they know everything about you and how to hurt you. If you try to leave, they can blacklist you from anything that requires security clearance. I hope I'd act differently; I hope I never have to make that choice.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2023 04:44 PM (a/dOO)
The FNM is claiming both of these statements are true at the same time:
1) The clot shot will stop you from spreading COVID
2) We have never claimed the clot shot will stop the spread of COVID
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 04:42 PM (XqcwY)
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Coworker yesterday asked to use my phone. I asked her if she is sick, since half the office is. She said, "no, I've had all my vaccines and boosters." She wasn't happy with me when I told her that wasn't going to stop her from getting sick.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 04:45 PM (DRSnL)
I bet the 'director' has no idea the amount of secret shit going on
if ever there was a rogue agency, it's the CIA
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 04:43 PM (geLO
Hey now! I thought we were the NUMBER 1 Rogue Agency?
Posted by: The EFFBEEEYE at November 30, 2023 04:45 PM (OH+4U)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 04:42 PM (DRSnL)
I think this one may actually be a mutation that follows the normal pattern of easier to spread but not as severe.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 04:45 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: DanMan at November 30, 2023 04:45 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 04:45 PM (DRSnL)
Sick workers coming in to work?
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 04:47 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2023 04:47 PM (a4tHQ)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2023 04:48 PM (a/dOO)
Bit of a cock-up, what! I mean, bugger me, they need to sod off.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 04:48 PM (I/Qkd)
https://tinyurl.com/2wuae483
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:48 PM (1Yy3c)
When he gets thrown out of the helicopter he will make a whistling noise on the way down.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 30, 2023 04:49 PM (F4VYo)
Posted by: Rex B at November 30, 2023 04:49 PM (qtjaJ)
https://tinyurl.com/d954axfc
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:49 PM (1Yy3c)
This is the federal government today.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2023 04:49 PM (R/m4+)
Bit of a cock-up, what! I mean, bugger me, they need to sod off.
Bunch of gits, useless tits, and overall wankers. Bollocks!
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 04:49 PM (I/Qkd)
The agency knew the Chinese military and intelligence apparatus were going to use Wuhan to build a bio weapon. The agency used Fauci to initiate the process and grab intel. But the Chinese are either incompetent or malicious and the virus was released, either accidentally or deliberately in a way they knew would impact the US economy, which was destroying them. The remainder is all ass-covering and reputation protection.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2023 04:50 PM (rH414)
Remember when the Biden-bribery whistleblower came forward and was immediately charged by the DOJ?
No charges against Hunter or Joe yet.
So much like Epstein and Ghislane were sex trafficking kids to...no one apparently, the people in the Biden bribery scandal were enabling bribes to uh...no one.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 04:50 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)
"Chocolate and caramel coated a portion of Interstate 90 on Thursday morning, as two semitrailers crashed in Lake County, temporarily closing the westbound lanes.
“One of the commercial trucks was hauling chocolate and caramel, which spilled onto the roadway,” a spokesman for the patrol said."
Tears beyond measure.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:51 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 30, 2023 04:51 PM (8pm0K)
Posted by: Grey Fox
The western left is shredding itself right now but remember the UK hates America and rarely skips a chance to reinforce the America Is Evil narrative. Plus it gives the UK 'leadershit to claim ignorance and no responsibility.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2023 04:51 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Tony Fauci at November 30, 2023 04:52 PM (woPEM)
They play a lot of Call of Duty in the UK Government, do they?
Who's the Minister of Multiple Prestige?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 04:47 PM (MNhXM)
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Yep. Jerks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 04:52 PM (DRSnL)
/Looks at the Biden junta
Well, looks like they are finally right
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 04:52 PM (XqcwY)
"Chocolate and caramel coated a portion of Interstate 90 on Thursday morning, as two semitrailers crashed in Lake County, temporarily closing the westbound lanes.
“One of the commercial trucks was hauling chocolate and caramel, which spilled onto the roadway,” a spokesman for the patrol said."
Tears beyond measure.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:51 PM (1Yy3c)
Only could be topped by a truck hauling chocolate and a truck hauling peanut butter crashing into each other.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 04:52 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Oglebay at November 30, 2023 04:53 PM (ogTiX)
Sky News is owned by Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. Maybe, at one point, Rupe could be trusted to broadcast this, but now that Spaulding and Spaulding run the organization, the chances of this getting more traction are approximately zero point zero.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2023 04:53 PM (QDSRR)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 30, 2023 04:53 PM (N3zMI)
“One of the commercial trucks was hauling chocolate and caramel, which spilled onto the roadway,” a spokesman for the patrol said."
Tears beyond measure.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:51 PM (1Yy3c)
What sound was made? Water and vinegar trucks make the DOUCHE sound......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2023 04:47 PM (a4tHQ)
No one gives two shits about the palis. It's all about blood libeling the Jews.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:53 PM (1Yy3c)
Asking for a friend. Who doesn't want to sell out too cheap.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at November 30, 2023 04:53 PM (a/7LW)
This is the federal government today.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2023 04:49 PM (R/m4+)
It's been that way for a long time. Many people have just started to notice these happenings over the past 10+ years.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 30, 2023 04:53 PM (qkfiA)
All they are missing is the Cookie Crumble.
Posted by: Twix at November 30, 2023 04:53 PM (hsDZG)
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 04:54 PM (MNhXM)
https://tinyurl.com/d954axfc
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:49 PM (1Yy3c)
I've heard of Rocky Road ice cream but this is ridiculous!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 30, 2023 04:54 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 04:47 PM (MNhXM)
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Yep. Jerks.
I used to be one of those jerks. Towards the end of my career, I changed, but I'm sure I infected lots of people in the past. I was a Fed, so I don't know how to reconcile my work ethic with that.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 04:54 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 04:54 PM (xcxpd)
I suspect from the Pali perspective any man that lets himself get captured by the Jews instead of detonating himself in an orgy of death is a loser anyway...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 04:54 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2023 04:54 PM (uKeRS)
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2023 04:54 PM (v0R5T)
I saw a bit about how the woman (Tiffany Dover?) who got one of the first jabs on TV, and then collapsed during the following interview. Well she reportedly disappeared for a year and then came into a lot of money.
I Did not look into it, so probably bs.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2023 04:54 PM (5W7tt)
Geez.
Subliminal messages don't work round these parts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2023 04:55 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 04:55 PM (xcxpd)
And for some reason, they all work in Cincinnati.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 04:55 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 30, 2023 04:53 PM (N3zMI)
Spends all his time grinding on WoW, I guess.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:55 PM (1Yy3c)
Because it appears all the shit we were told was nothing but right-wing conspiracy theories is slowly, very slowly being revealed to be true.
Because there's overwhelming evidence it's true. That was suppressed by the government and the media.
And they just can't find any more lies to uphold the bullshit that was fed to us.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2023 04:55 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023
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I know several people I want to see interrogated at my own employer. These people implemented the whole "We're not forcing you to take the vaccine, but if you don't do it we will have to fire you" scheme.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 04:55 PM (J2vNu)
St Jude Children’s Hospital is taking a different bold tact in their solicitation commercials.
They keep presenting children that lost their battle with cancer.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 04:56 PM (MNhXM)
Three Oompa-Loompas are missing and unaccounted for.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 30, 2023 04:56 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 30, 2023 04:53 PM (N3zMI)
Spends all his time grinding on WoW, I guess.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:55 PM (1Yy3c)
I thought maybe he's a brick-layer or sumpin'.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 30, 2023 04:56 PM (N3zMI)
"Chocolate and caramel coated a portion of Interstate 90 on Thursday morning, as two semitrailers crashed in Lake County, temporarily closing the westbound lanes.
“One of the commercial trucks was hauling chocolate and caramel, which spilled onto the roadway,” a spokesman for the patrol said."
Tears beyond measure.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:51 PM (1Yy3c)
Only could be topped by a truck hauling chocolate and a truck hauling peanut butter crashing into each other.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 04:52 PM (MNhXM)
Sounds like a rocky road
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 04:57 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2023
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I still see the insanity now and then. The "greeter" at the entrance to Academy Sports yesterday, when I went to return a purchase, was wearing a face diaper.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 04:57 PM (J2vNu)
I went to my neurosurgeon's office, and they had a big "Masks required" sign in front of the door. I went in maskless anyway, and nobody said anything. It was then that I noticed that most of the employees were also maskless.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023 04:57 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2023 04:44 PM (a/dOO)
$20, same as in town?
Posted by: m at November 30, 2023 04:57 PM (LodBx)
I Did not look into it, so probably bs.
This was big news for a while. She has stopped working and bought a house since getting that first jab. And she will not talk to the press on video.
So it could be
1) She never wanted the press, married a guy with some money, and became a stay at home mom or switched to another career
2) She was injured as so many others were but unlike them got a pay off
Either fit the facts. If we had investigative reporters they could probably determine which is true.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 04:57 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2023
...
Was there anyone in yoga pants rubbing their crack?
What the crap is with this ad I'm getting?
Posted by: Bob Costas' Disgusting Eye Infection at November 30, 2023 04:58 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2023 04:58 PM (K+bmq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2023 04:59 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 04:55 PM (xcxpd)
The bribes in the form of grants were for the outside "scientists" at universities who were part of the famous letter saying there was no possibility of lab origin. These bribes were for feds at the CIA analyzing the data. So they wouldn't be eligible to go the grant route.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2023 04:59 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 04:45 PM (DRSnL)
Jeez even in Boosterland COVID isn't the only disease in the world. What a potato.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 04:59 PM (eoQWY)
Sounds like a rocky road
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 04:57 PM (xcxpd)
I'm IN!!! My favorite is vanilla, tho.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gonzotx at November 30, 2023 05:00 PM (MwHgU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2023 05:00 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Grey Fox
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It's not that they don't value their lives it's that their lives are worth less.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 05:00 PM (p+6gN)
1) COVID came from the Wuhan lab
2) The clot shot does nothing positive
3) IVM is effective if given early
So...it isn't that the government was wrong. The government was *LYING*
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 05:00 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2023 04:59 PM (Hucnr)
This is OUR shot.
Posted by: John Legend - Virologist at November 30, 2023 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2023 05:00 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023
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Yep. Jerks.
I used to be one of those jerks. Towards the end of my career, I changed, but I'm sure I infected lots of people in the past. I was a Fed, so I don't know how to reconcile my work ethic with that.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023
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Not that long ago, employers insisted that if you weren't in the hospital or on your deathbed, you needed to come in to work. It was almost "Cholera? Take all the bathroom breaks you need, but you'd better clock in for your shift."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 05:00 PM (J2vNu)
I want a Pinochet, a Napoleon, a Washington or a Lincoln who will build the gibbets that will service these vermin following their time in the dock at Nuremberg 2, Electric Bugaloo.
Posted by: Minuteman at November 30, 2023 05:00 PM (LaNzR)
All they are missing is the Cookie Crumble.
Posted by: Twix at November 30, 2023 04:53 PM (hsDZG)
Add nougat and its a Milky Way bar.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 05:00 PM (eoQWY)
...
I'm sure somewhere there's an Iranian with grudging respect for the palis being willing to get their hands dirty and die so the Iranians don't have to.
Posted by: Bob Costas' Disgusting Eye Infection at November 30, 2023 05:00 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 04:55 PM (xcxpd)
The bribes in the form of grants were for the outside "scientists" at universities who were part of the famous letter saying there was no possibility of lab origin. These bribes were for feds at the CIA analyzing the data. So they wouldn't be eligible to go the grant route.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 30, 2023 04:59 PM (a/dOO)
Ah, thankee
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 30, 2023 05:01 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2023
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Was there anyone in yoga pants rubbing their crack?
What the crap is with this ad I'm getting?
Posted by: Bob Costas' Disgusting Eye Infection at November 30, 2023 04:58 PM (z/ifB)
Hah!! There is some weird stuff in the sidebars…
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2023 05:01 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 04:59 PM (eoQWY)
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She listens to NPR, so...
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 05:01 PM (DRSnL)
My clot shooted and boosted cow-workers catch COVID every few months.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 05:01 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 04:45 PM (DRSnL)
The judges were looking for: "Ooh, I'm so sorry. I will try to remember and send flowers to your funeral."
Posted by: John Legend - Virologist at November 30, 2023 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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My cardiologist was all-in on the lockdown crap. You had to sit in your car and wait for a phone call to enter the building, then you had to say the password they gave you in the phone call to get past the front door.
Now--nothing.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 30, 2023 05:01 PM (woPEM)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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You're halfway to the tied in a boat thing which is really what he needs.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2023 05:02 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 05:02 PM (fwDg9)
Slightly worse then what he has himself done to dogs. But only slightly.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 05:02 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 30, 2023 05:02 PM (ZV+pB)
My cardiologist was all-in on the lockdown crap. You had to sit in your car and wait for a phone call to enter the building, then you had to say the password they gave you in the phone call to get past the front door.
Now--nothing.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 30, 2023 05:01 PM (woPEM)
Dost though shitteth me???
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2023 05:03 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2023
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When word comes down to mask up they'll mask up.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 05:03 PM (p+6gN)
Covid revelations to cover some worse bad news coming up? Ukraine failure, Gaza Failure, bad Economic news??
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 05:03 PM (eoQWY)
Today keeps coming back to the topic of ancient Persians...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 05:03 PM (XqcwY)
A little old lady didn't want me to follow her on to an elevator because of social distancing. If I had felt more combative, I would have pushed the lobby button every few seconds (looking away across the hall) so the doors never close.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2023 05:04 PM (44ww/)
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I went to my neurosurgeon's office, and they had a big "Masks required" sign in front of the door. I went in maskless anyway, and nobody said anything. It was then that I noticed that most of the employees were also maskless.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023
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This morning I applied for a remote part-time job. As part of the disclaimer, the website said that for in-person meetings they would require you to have the vax unless you have an approved exemption. If they do interview me, I'll be sure to ask them if that's still enforced.
If it is? "Bye."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 05:04 PM (J2vNu)
'don't come in if you're sick'
but people out sick threw the place into chaos, because chronic staff shortages
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 05:04 PM (geLO8)
____
Potato. That's a good insult!
Posted by: Brian Stelter at November 30, 2023 05:04 PM (fs1hN)
Slightly worse then what he has himself done to dogs. But only slightly.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 05:02 PM (XqcwY)
I mean he already has the things he feeds the puppies to right there in his lab. Be a shame to let them go to waste.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 05:04 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 04:45 PM (DRSnL)
The judges were looking for: "Ooh, I'm so sorry. I will try to remember and send flowers to your funeral."
Posted by: John Legend - Virologist at November 30, 2023 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Or a big smile and a simple, "No."
Repeat as necessary.
Posted by: m at November 30, 2023 05:05 PM (LodBx)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2023
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When word comes down to mask up they'll mask up.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 05:03 PM (p+6gN)
You think they have the cojones to try that again?? Serious, what is your opinion?
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2023 05:05 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 30, 2023 05:02 PM (ZV+pB)
Fauci is still collecting his $400k salary from your tax dollars and Birx is the President of the Health and Human Sciences Department at Texas Tech.
They SHOULD be facing a firing squad for crimes against humanity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at November 30, 2023 05:05 PM (woPEM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 05:00 PM (J2vNu)
I don’t know how long ago that was but I know a lot of my co workers didn’t want to use their sick time when they were actually sick. They wanted to save them for money or to use as vacation days. When I got into management I’d tell my guys not to come in when they were sick but acknowledged the effort.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 05:05 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2023 05:05 PM (T4tVD)
I bet the 'director' has no idea the amount of secret shit going on
if ever there was a rogue agency, it's the CIA
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 04:43 PM (geLO
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Two words: "Plausible deniability."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 30, 2023 05:06 PM (7fElN)
Or a big smile and a simple, "No."
Repeat as necessary.
Posted by: m at November 30, 2023 05:05 PM (LodBx)
I'm WAY too vindictive for that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Whistle at November 30, 2023 05:06 PM (7cPAc)
Posted by: Montec at November 30, 2023 05:06 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 04:59 PM (eoQWY)
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She listens to NPR, so...
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 05:01 PM (DRSnL)
So a baked Potato.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 05:06 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow
I did not know there was such a thing as a Brad Falchuk scented candle until just now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 30, 2023 05:07 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 30, 2023 05:07 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 04:59 PM (eoQWY)
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She listens to NPR, so...
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 05:01 PM (DRSnL)
So a baked Potato.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 05:06 PM (eoQWY)
Get TWO THINGS AT ONCE!!!!
Posted by: Taylor Swift's Hat at November 30, 2023 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 30, 2023 05:08 PM (woPEM)
I bet the 'director' has no idea the amount of secret shit going on
if ever there was a rogue agency, it's the CIA
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 04:43 PM (geLO
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Two words: "Plausible deniability."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 30, 2023 05:06 PM (7fElN)
I meant to do that.
Posted by: William J. "Wild Bill" Donovan at November 30, 2023 05:08 PM (4I/2K)
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Nope. It's true.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 30, 2023 05:08 PM (woPEM)
Wow…
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2023 05:09 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 04:42 PM (DRSnL)
Bat soup, prolly...
Posted by: Heavy Meta
Rat Soup !
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 05:09 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023
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I don’t know how long ago that was but I know a lot of my co workers didn’t want to use their sick time when they were actually sick. They wanted to save them for money or to use as vacation days. When I got into management I’d tell my guys not to come in when they were sick but acknowledged the effort.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023
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Blue collar jobs, not white collar. Though in the blue-collar courier job I had in the '70s and '80s, you got paid for your sick leave days at the end of the year if you didn't use them. So each one you took cost you a day's pay.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 05:09 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 05:09 PM (fwDg9)
Felt a little 'off' on the first day.
Felt better the second day.
Was fine by the third day.
Neither of us are vaxx'ed.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2023 05:09 PM (hH3Px)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2023
Think of it as giving your co-workers free holidays.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 05:09 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Taylor Swift's Hat at November 30, 2023 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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DAMN I hate that commercial.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 05:10 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 30, 2023 05:10 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: William J. "Wild Bill" Donovan at November 30, 2023 05:10 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 05:09 PM (fwDg9)
F*ck....it's gonna be a LONG wait unless someone does the right thing.
I mean, Jimmy Carter is still alive.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)
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I need some new conspiracy theories--all my old ones became true.
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 05:11 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 04:45 PM (DRSnL)
Should have told her you have leprosy.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 30, 2023 05:11 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Irish Penis at November 30, 2023 05:11 PM (17s+e)
On the other hand, no-one would lie so abominably to the public unless they knew they were legally untouchable by the public.
Posted by: Ju at November 30, 2023 05:11 PM (aTmM/)
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Makes for Delicious Leftover Critic . . . at November 30, 2023 05:11 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Our doctor told us, come in, close the door'
We all took our masks off during the visit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2023 05:11 PM (hH3Px)
Posted by: My Blarney Stones at November 30, 2023 05:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Montec at November 30, 2023 05:12 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 05:12 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023
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Fauci (nervously examining the "Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here" sign over the gate): "Uh, there must be some mistake."
Minor Gatekeeping Demon (rubbing its clawed mitts together in glee): "No mistake, my stunted friend. The Big Boss wants to see you first thing. He's got some real special plans for you. Get moving!" (Insert whipcrack sound effect here)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 05:13 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2023 05:09 PM (J2vNu)
Yes inside vs outside makes a difference for me. I think I wouldn’t want my line workers to come in though.
Posted by: Drive by at November 30, 2023 05:13 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 05:13 PM (1Yy3c)
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The truth had all the earmarks of a Russian disinformation operation.
Posted by: 51 Intelligence Experts at November 30, 2023 05:13 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: I don't fault Ace for following this; there's just nothing I can do with this information at November 30, 2023 05:13 PM (FHllF)
Posted by: Eisenhower's Ghost at November 30, 2023 05:13 PM (7cPAc)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow
https://garageartsigns.com
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Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 30, 2023 05:13 PM (F4VYo)
I ahve no doubt that they would fabricate a viral outbreak to sabotage an election.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 05:13 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Montec at November 30, 2023 05:12 PM (YofvK)
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I'm dead? Somebody should have told me!
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 05:13 PM (DRSnL)
It's about our most important human right. The right to joy...
You're shitting me, lady.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2023 05:14 PM (hH3Px)
Who would stop him? The courts? Spell out how they enforce it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2023 05:15 PM (44ww/)
"My enemy's enemy is my enemy's enemy; no more, no less."
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2023 05:15 PM (a4tHQ)
Posted by: The DNC at November 30, 2023 05:16 PM (FHllF)
Better yet over the ocean...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2023 05:16 PM (bs+z0)
Who would stop him? The courts? Spell out how they enforce it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2023 05:15 PM (44ww/)
Why should he help blue cities? they are the real enemy.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 05:16 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2023 05:16 PM (hH3Px)
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I'd prefer Fauci tells the Truth, the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth and maybe has a chance to save his immortal soul. Short of that though, and I'm with you.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 30, 2023 05:16 PM (fs1hN)
tinyurl.....ffs....dumbass
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2023 05:16 PM (YRsIm)
2) We have never claimed the clot shot will stop the spread of COVID
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 04:42 PM (XqcwY)
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The vaccine will make you feel better about your life choices!
Posted by: Pffizer at November 30, 2023 05:16 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 05:13 PM (DRSnL
I died after the tax cuts.
Posted by: Montec at November 30, 2023 05:17 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2023 05:18 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2023 05:18 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2023 05:18 PM (bs+z0)
No, but we had a flounce…
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2023 05:18 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: The Cake at November 30, 2023 05:18 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2023 05:18 PM (bs+z0)
Well the Gazans have for a few days now.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 05:19 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Montec at November 30, 2023 05:19 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Pffizer at November 30, 2023 05:16 PM (krQz2)
Now let's talk about feeling good about thrombosi, heart attacks, dementia and puzzling cancers.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 05:19 PM (D7oie)
2) We have never claimed the clot shot will stop the spread of COVID
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2023 04:42 PM (XqcwY)
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The vaccine will make you feel better about your life choices!
Posted by: Pffizer at November 30, 2023 05:16 PM (krQz2)
Hai Karate will make you so irresistible to attractive women that you'll need karate lessons to fend them off.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2023 05:19 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 05:19 PM (eoQWY
I thought after today's murders in Jerusalem they would
Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2023 05:20 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: jwest at November 30, 2023 05:20 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 05:13 PM (DRSnL
I died after the tax cuts.
Posted by: Montec at November 30, 2023 05:17 PM (YofvK)
167 I died when Trump started world war 3.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
I died at the titty bar.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 30, 2023 05:20 PM (3CCua)
I don't recall asking their fucking opinion. Send them to Madagascar.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2023 05:20 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Irish Spring babe at November 30, 2023 05:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2023 05:20 PM (KAi1n)
It's already been distributed and you are beta testing in it now...
Lot's of wierd sinusitis like gunk going around here.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 05:20 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2023 05:18 PM (bs+z0)
Apparently it has been extended a day.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 05:21 PM (eoQWY)
I doubt nothing you can do to get out of that with God
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 05:21 PM (fwDg9)
I've heard of Rocky Road ice cream but this is ridiculous!!!
In Rocky River no less 🤦♂️
Posted by: browndog at the gym at November 30, 2023 05:21 PM (pY+ea)
"Chocolate and caramel coated a portion of Interstate 90 on Thursday morning, as two semitrailers crashed in Lake County, temporarily closing the westbound lanes.
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:51 PM (1Yy3c)
Terrible article. No pictures. Everyone's garage is going to smell divine, though.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 30, 2023 05:22 PM (OX9vb)
I doubt nothing you can do to get out of that with God
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 05:21 PM (fwDg9)
Well, as with most liberals, when you deny the existence of your soul......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 05:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Jar of Peanut Butter at November 30, 2023 05:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Communist Doctrine at November 30, 2023 05:22 PM (7cPAc)
Terrible article. No pictures. Everyone's garage is going to smell divine, though.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 30, 2023 05:22 PM (OX9vb)
"Just plug this "Scratch n' Sniff" receptacle into your USB port....."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61
I died after the tax cuts.
Posted by: Montec
167 I died when Trump started world war 3.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
What am I, chopped liver ???
Posted by: Net Neutrality at November 30, 2023 05:23 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: The Whistle
Eat Me
Posted by: The Cake
F*^k me.
Posted by: The Jar of Peanut Butter
Creamy of extra-crunchy
Posted by: Pete Bootygig at November 30, 2023 05:23 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 05:21 PM (fwDg9)
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He would need a serious, actual come-to-Jesus moment.
Posted by: Pffizer at November 30, 2023 05:24 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2023 05:20 PM (KAi1n)
When you have an advanced case of that, you turn into a giant pop-pom for a stocking hat.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 05:24 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 30, 2023 05:20 PM (3CCua)
Damn thats Florida talk..
Posted by: 7-11 beer buyer in FL. at November 30, 2023 05:24 PM (7cPAc)
Posted by: The Whistle
Eat Me
Posted by: The Cake
F*^k me.
Posted by: The Jar of Peanut Butter at November 30, 2023 05:22 PM (v0R5T)
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*frowns and huffs*
Posted by: The Apple Pie at November 30, 2023 05:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2023 05:25 PM (d/S6j)
Either makes an excellent lube, but use the extra-crunchy for more sensation.
Posted by: Pete Bootygig at November 30, 2023 05:25 PM (cOq4q)
Covid 2019 was actually just Covid 2002 bastardized/Frankensteined by Fauci and associates.
World Court. Cigarette, firing squad. Justice.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2023 05:25 PM (enJYY)
Either makes an excellent lube, but use the extra-crunchy for more sensation.
Posted by: Pete Bootygig at November 30, 2023 05:25 PM (cOq4q)
Jagged edges for his pleasure......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pete Bootygig at November 30, 2023 05:25 PM (cOq4q)
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I'm not a guy, but that sounds...pokey.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2023 05:26 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: York Peppermint Patties at November 30, 2023 05:26 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: The Whistle
Eat Me
Posted by: The Cake
F*^k me.
Posted by: The Jar of Peanut Butter at November 30, 2023 05:22 PM (v0R5T)
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*frowns and huffs*
Posted by: The Apple Pie
Don't you - forget about me...
Posted by: Cherry Pie at November 30, 2023 05:27 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2023 05:25 PM (enJYY)
Hold on, is firing squad appropriate? I think we need to reconsider the use of crucifixion.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 05:27 PM (D7oie)
Lucky for me, Mr Flint had his robot process ryetalyn into an effective cure.
Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2023 05:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 30, 2023 05:28 PM (09oQ1)
Posted by: The Whistle
Eat Me
Posted by: The Cake
F*^k me.
Posted by: The Jar of Peanut Butter at November 30, 2023 05:22 PM (v0R5T)
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Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 05:28 PM (krQz2)
I'm confused by articles on Morgellon's. The first three articles I looked at all seem to start by indicating it's a delusion, but then as if a different author in the same article takes over, they also indicate it might be real. But there's no proof it's real?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2023 05:29 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: According to Plan at November 30, 2023 05:29 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Just-now expired statute of limitations at November 30, 2023 05:29 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 30, 2023 05:28 PM (09oQ1)
Hanged. He is probably hung like a hamster.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2023 05:29 PM (D7oie)
They know that if American Men figure out what has really been going on... well, there is a reason the FBI says that 'White Nationalists' are the greatest threat to the current US Government.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2023 05:29 PM (xaFKb)
Hanged.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2023 05:29 PM (hH3Px)
Posted by: The Whistle
Eat Me
Posted by: The Cake
F*^k me.
Posted by: The Jar of Peanut Butter at November 30, 2023 05:22 PM (v0R5T)
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*frowns and huffs*
Posted by: The Apple Pie
Don't you - forget about me...
Posted by: Cherry Pie
Sobs......
Posted by: The Chicken at November 30, 2023 05:30 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 05:30 PM (krQz2)
Hanged
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2023 05:30 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2023 05:30 PM (vHDnS)
Posted by: The Whistle
Eat Me
Posted by: The Cake
F*^k me.
Posted by: The Jar of Peanut Butter at November 30, 2023 05:22 PM (v0R5T)
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-- The couch has joined the chat --
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 05:28 PM (krQz2)
the toaster sits at the bar, hoping the cute bartender will say hi.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at November 30, 2023 05:30 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Taylor Swift's Hat at November 30, 2023 05:07 PM
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Those are the lamest commercials ever. It's hilarious that they think it's going to become some kind of catchphrase or meme.
Posted by: Bigsmith at November 30, 2023 05:32 PM (l7gVT)
Ours is hanging proudly.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2023 05:32 PM (hH3Px)
Posted by: Robert Palmer at November 30, 2023 05:32 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 30, 2023 05:28 PM (09oQ1)
The people who control who gets suits in the Hague are on the same side as he is.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2023 05:33 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 30, 2023 05:28 PM (09oQ1)
Hanged.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 30, 2023 05:33 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: The Chicken at November 30, 2023 05:30 PM (Q4IgG)
THIS is how you do a callback, people.
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2023 05:33 PM (vHDnS)
Put out current Navy stats on the increase in Heart Problems for Naval Aviators.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2023 05:33 PM (xaFKb)
Mentioned earlier watched a Israeli hostage video, as with YouTube once you see some subject you get more.
This is another, it's gut wrenching to watch.
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 05:34 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
There was something about major internet services engaging in widespread censorship at the Government's request...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 05:34 PM (cOq4q)
Only 8 hostages released today.No list yet for tomorrow which is the last day of the "truce". Israel says they are still holding at least 10 women. Dead bodies not acceptable.War expected to resume 12/2.
As I said earlier,I don't think there are any more hostages in good conditionor even alive. Better for Hamas which cares nothing for the people of Gaza to resume the war and have the world continue to supply themwith whatever they need.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2023 05:35 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Taylor Swift's Hat at November 30, 2023 05:07 PM
Yes, herpes AND gonorrhea!
Or, a mediocre season and a future song about what a dick you are.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at November 30, 2023 05:35 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Charlie Choo choo at November 30, 2023 05:35 PM (NMo+J)
Posted by: The Chicken at November 30, 2023 05:30 PM (Q4IgG)
THIS is how you do a callback, people.
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2023 05:33 PM (vHDnS)
___________
👍
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2023 05:36 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at November 30, 2023 05:36 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Taylor Swift's Hat at November 30, 2023 05:07 PM
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Those are the lamest commercials ever. It's hilarious that they think it's going to become some kind of catchphrase or meme.
Posted by: Bigsmith
Maybe Taylor Swift would be happier if she really got TWO THINGS AT ONCE!!!!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 05:36 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 30, 2023 05:38 PM (AxRGS)
Say what you will but that is treason as well as a crime against humanity. The only reason he walks around drawing a breath is because the US government was in on it.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2023 05:38 PM (YRsIm)
I would like to see this removed and a very large and public apology from the leadership for leaving it up, and their celebration of their member who is guilty of massive crimes against humanity, in concert with that loathsome creature Randi Weingarten.
https://tinyurl.com/456k3us3
And then I would like to see the entire leadership of her 'house of worship' permanently leave 'spiritual guidance' to go do something actually productive, like hanging drywall or driving for Uber.
Posted by: LenNeal at November 30, 2023 05:39 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2023 05:25 PM (enJYY)
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That's only reserved for those who have earned an honorable death.
Traitorous scum deserve hanging.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 30, 2023 05:39 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 05:40 PM (krQz2)
Located in Seattle, Washington
https://is.gd/UIkbdK
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 05:40 PM (p+6gN)
of thousands of our Loved Ones. President Donald Trump authorized mercy hospital ships as well as funding to erect state of the art field hospitals. President Trump also halted air travel from countries infected with the virus. Democrat Governors were responsible for admitting covid positive patients into OUR senior care facilities that ultimately killed seniors. Gee I read today that former Gov. Cuomo's son 'Fredo' is OPEN to voting for TRUMP. mhmm. thinks about it!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 30, 2023 05:41 PM (7cPAc)
Posted by: tsj017 at November 30, 2023 05:41 PM (nO4H1)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at November 30, 2023 05:41 PM (bUvA7)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2023 05:42 PM (SYTee)
It's not the first time he's done the Heimlich on a female Senator at a lunch.
I don't know what to think about that. Are female Senators so incapable of chewing their food? Is Paul just at the right place at the right time? Is Paul doing Heimlich maneuvers unnecessarily so he can grope women?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2023 05:42 PM (Odg76)
Traitorous scum deserve hanging.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
How about just dropping him in an anaerobic digester at a waste water treatment plant? Or a pig shit lagoon if it goes down in the countryside?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 05:42 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: tsj017 at November 30, 2023 05:41 PM (nO4H1)
Plays a lot of D&D??
*shrugs*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at November 30, 2023 05:43 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 30, 2023 05:43 PM (Qt4kF)
There was something about major internet services engaging in widespread censorship at the Government's request...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 05:34 PM
I had some experience with Covid 2002 and in early 2020 looked for vaccine experience for that version.
:: records screeches across the entire album ::
First search result? AUSTRALIA. Something called VAED.
Said to wife, 'Yeah, we're not gonna be first." We may be the very last. At the end of a rifle. Fauci knows the truth but is such a lying piece of diminutive shit he might just get away with it in 'merica 2.0.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2023 05:43 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:51 PM (1Yy3c)
No nuts?
Posted by: Charlie Choo choo at November 30, 2023 05:43 PM (NMo+J)
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 05:43 PM (krQz2)
Hanged
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2023 05:30 PM (Odg76)
Fauci, EcoHealth Alliance partners, and all those who shouted "Trust the science!!!" forcing lockdowns, keeping family members away from nursing home residents and hospital patients. They are all culpable too, in my book. I am forever haunted by a family member's look of longing because she couldn't be hugged by her family - until she was dying and on comfort care. So, hanging is too good for these people.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2023 05:44 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: tsj017
Video game thing. Those over 29 would not understand.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 05:44 PM (cOq4q)
1 in 10 Americans lives in only 7 counties:
3 in 10 Americans lives in 45 counties
https://is.gd/i6P1hG
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 05:44 PM (p+6gN)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2023 05:45 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2023 04:51 PM (1Yy3c)
No nuts?
Posted by: Charlie Choo choo at November 30, 2023 05:43 PM (NMo+J)
Chaz Bono and Eliot Page enter the chat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2023 05:45 PM (N39Ws)
https://tinyurl.com/bdhcxvfe
Yes, there's NSFW language here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 30, 2023 05:46 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: tsj017 at November 30, 2023 05:41 PM (nO4H1)
He levels. Up, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2023 05:46 PM (4I/2K)
It's not the first time he's done the Heimlich on a female Senator at a lunch.
I don't know what to think about that. Are female Senators so incapable of chewing their food? Is Paul just at the right place at the right time? Is Paul doing Heimlich maneuvers unnecessarily so he can grope women?
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She's dumb as a rock. Probably can't chew and talk at the same time and aspirated her food. Or a cock. Whatever.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2023 05:47 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 05:44 PM (cOq4q)
Prolly why I went D&D reference instead of video games.
I actually hate video games.
*goes for another drink*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at November 30, 2023 05:47 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2023 05:45 PM (t/2Uw)
No, I don't. But one can always hope. Besides, there is one Judge they can not escape from. For the sake of their sole, I hope they truly repent. But I doubt it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2023 05:47 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Cherry Pie
.......
Something tells me you've done this before.
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2023 05:47 PM (v0R5T)
I'm getting a raise next year
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 05:48 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger
Shit! Y'all are already drinking? I miss everything! Stoopid job.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 05:48 PM (vpULL)
Posted by: DEVO at November 30, 2023 05:48 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2023 05:45 PM (t/2Uw)
"All the more reason to mask up and restrict freedom!" says Karen.
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2023 05:49 PM (SYTee)
https://tinyurl.com/bdhcxvfe
Yes, there's NSFW language here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310
I did not see a problem with that. Clear and concise.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 05:49 PM (cOq4q)
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*Chuck Palahniuk has entered the chat*
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 30, 2023 05:49 PM (bNf8H)
Also, F the lying scientists.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2023 05:50 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2023 05:30 PM (Odg76)
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What do they say about Fauci on ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN and MSNBC?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2023 05:50 PM (p+6gN)
not true! I level up in MS Solitaire every now and then
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 05:50 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: tsj017 at November 30, 2023 05:41 PM (nO4H1)
We tried to warn you.
Posted by: Monty Python at November 30, 2023 05:50 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 30, 2023 05:50 PM (E5klH)
239 Let us bow our heads in memoriam of the deliberate murder
of thousands of our Loved Ones. President Donald Trump authorized mercy hospital ships as well as funding to erect state of the art field hospitals. President Trump also halted air travel from countries infected with the virus. Democrat Governors were responsible for admitting covid positive patients into OUR senior care facilities that ultimately killed seniors. Gee I read today that former Gov. Cuomo's son 'Fredo' is OPEN to voting for TRUMP. mhmm. thinks about it!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 30, 2023 05:41 PM (7cPAc)
President Trump initiated the the WARP SPEED initiative and FUNDED IT!!!!! The left turned it into Trump wants to shoot bleach into veins,, PEOPLE PLEASE lets pull this shit together.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 30, 2023 05:51 PM (7cPAc)
I am forever haunted by a family member's look of longing because she couldn't be hugged by her family - until she was dying and on comfort care. So, hanging is too good for these people.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2023 05:44 PM
I met a Covid nurse (of the male persuasion) who recounted to my wife and me his experience in the wards with dying patients for nearly two years. He became nearly suicidal from the experience.
But Fauci still walks a free man. No questions asked, no questions answered.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2023 05:51 PM (enJYY)
What the hell is a Minister of Levelling Up? What does he do?
He puts matchbooks underneath table legs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2023 05:51 PM (63Dwl)
Damn, just when I got my hopes up that Trump might win.
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2023 05:51 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2023 05:51 PM (Odg76)
https://tinyurl.com/bdhcxvfe
Yes, there's NSFW language here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28
Omg. Listened to that twice to make certain I heard it right. That's hilarious! Made my day! Thank you, Blanco
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 05:52 PM (vpULL)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2023 05:51 PM (Odg76)
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Somehow a hammer got to it. ¯\_(ツ
_/¯Posted by: Director Wray at November 30, 2023 05:52 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger
Shit! Y'all are already drinking? I miss everything! Stoopid job.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2023 05:48 PM (vpULL)
Working at home. I hate driving home at 5pm when it's dark. I actually get more done here than at the office anyway. And, this is the best part, I can open up a beer, and listen to my tunes.Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at November 30, 2023 05:52 PM (T/Lqj)
Said the same in 2020. Pleaded with the Dems not to nominate Biden.
"Trump will beat him!!"
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2023 05:53 PM (SYTee)
"Oh here it is. Under this giant industrial magnet."
Posted by: Don Black (was DB) at November 30, 2023 05:54 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2023 05:55 PM (fwDg9)
What Trump most likely did not know was that Warp Speed was a graft operation. The big pharma companies had already been working on mRNA for many years, without any successful results. Warp Speed let them play fast and loose with the facts so they could pretend to be saviors. We know Moderna had something ready to go, since at least one of their patented genetic sequences showed up in Sars-Cov-2.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 30, 2023 05:55 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
My sister and I watched my mother in hospice. 12 hours apiece. My sister was home when she passed, and I am grateful for that. No one wants to see their parents die.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2023 05:56 PM (d2bW3)
Gettin' shit done.
Posted by: Flt93_Militia at November 30, 2023 05:57 PM (4MpQe)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger
I have got to get one of those gigs.
During Kung Flu Freakout I 'had to' work at home.
Got a hell of a lot more done.... If I was at an impasse, would go do some yardwork, or what have you, and if a solution came to me I'd go back to 'work' and wrap it up. So the "staring at the wall" came on my time time while doing something productive on the domestic front and they got more actual product on their time.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 05:57 PM (cOq4q)
The DOD had the shots ready since the mid 2010s IIRC.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 30, 2023 05:57 PM (E5klH)
He was never sick a day in his whole life, as far as I know.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 30, 2023 05:58 PM (MeG8a)
Gettin' shit done.
Posted by: Flt93_Militia at November 30, 2023 05:57 PM (4MpQe)
"Ken Paxton was found dead, today, sitting on a park bench with 4 shots to the chest and one to the head in an apparent suicide......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2023 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 30, 2023 05:59 PM (E5klH)
Posted by: Skip
Or feral execution - throw him in a cage with a packof hungry wolves... or a shitload of rapid weasels.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 05:59 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 30, 2023 06:01 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2023 06:01 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 06:02 PM (cOq4q)
His, and our government's insistence that people get that vaccination is likely what killed my younger brother.
So, I have the proverbial 'ax to grind.'
And if I have my way.... it will be used.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2023 06:02 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 30, 2023 06:04 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: bonhomme
I got a 'D' in speling.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 30, 2023 06:02 PM (cOq4q)
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Mexican Americans go to night school and take Spanish and get a B.
Posted by: Director Wray at November 30, 2023 06:05 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Skip
Concur. This fucker caused approximately 1 million US citizens to die from Covid-19 because of his hubris.
Posted by: lost in space at November 30, 2023 06:05 PM (rXj47)
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