Hunter Biden Refuses to Testify Behind Closed Doors; Representative Comer Tells Him He Will Either Observe the Subpoena or Face the Consequences

The impeachment committee wants to ask Hunter Biden about his money-laundering and influence-peddling behind closed doors, so they can get a real deposition. They have factual questions they want answers to, be they accurate answers or be they perjurious.

Hunter Biden doesn't want to do that. He wants to have a monkey-flinging spectacle. He says he'll only appear for a public questioning with the cameras rolling.

James Comer rejects this "offer."

On Tuesday morning Hunter Biden's attorney Abbe Lowell informed the House Oversight Committee that his client would comply with a subpoena issued earlier in the month by Chairman James Comer, but only for public testimony. The subpoena specifically requires Hunter to sit for a closed door deposition.
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Comer is rejecting the antics and standing firmly behind the terms issued in the subpoena to Biden on November 8.
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"Hunter Biden is trying to play by his own rules instead of following the rules required of everyone else. That won't stand with House Republicans. Our lawfully issued subpoena to Hunter Biden requires him to appear for a deposition on December 13," Comer released in a statement Tuesday. "We expect full cooperation with our subpoena for a deposition but also agree that Hunter Biden should have the opportunity to testify in a public setting at a future date."

Yes, of course, but only once we've gotten actual answers from him -- or else a plea of the Fifth Amendment's right to avoid questioning if the answer would incriminate him.

Rep. Jim Jordan
@Jim_Jordan
Donald Trump Jr. sat for two depositions with Congress.
Why can't Hunter Biden?

I like that the Republicans want to quiz him behind closed doors. That suggests they want legally-consequential answers to questions, and not just to put on a show for constituents.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:49 PM

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1 Consequences?

Posted by: Elvis Chan at November 28, 2023 05:50 PM (Q4KYm)

2 They just want to do lines with Hunter behind locked doors.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at November 28, 2023 05:52 PM (VMFAF)

3 Rd

Posted by: Bayesian Prior at November 28, 2023 05:53 PM (q1I67)

4 Comer Tells Him He Will Either Observe the Subpoena or Face the Consequences

..

LOL

Posted by: Garland at November 28, 2023 05:53 PM (rA/md)

5 Consequences?

Nah. Dude hasn't suffered any consequences his entire life. Why start now.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2023 05:53 PM (Pxa/w)

6 Good Ol Abbe. "Sure we'll accept your offer, with just a few minor changes..."

Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2023 05:54 PM (bLe0J)

7 This is UNPRECEDENTED!

//Fake Jake on the case for CNN

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 05:54 PM (X0I7i)

8 Failure Theater: Season 3

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2023 05:54 PM (Q4IgG)

9 Consequences?

Bwa Ha Ha....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 05:55 PM (xcxpd)

10 >Hunter Biden Refuses to Testify Behind Closed Doors; Representative Comer Tells Him He Will Either Observe the Subpoena or Receive A Strongly-worded Letter

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 05:55 PM (geLO8)

11 Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2023 05:55 PM (di6C2)

12 LOL. Can you imagine the news coverage of Hunter Biden's public testifying? They would make him look like a fucking hero.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 28, 2023 05:56 PM (xPl2J)

13 Hunter Biden's attorney Abbe Lowell

—————

Black sheep of the family.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2023 05:56 PM (u73oe)

14 Hunter is special

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 28, 2023 05:56 PM (zf5JE)

15 They have questions about his 'art'

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at November 28, 2023 05:57 PM (T6Qr1)

16 -clears throat-

No one is above the law(tm)!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2023 05:57 PM (Hkcdp)

17 >>Donald Trump Jr. sat for two depositions with Congress.

Why can't Hunter Biden?

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Because his name is on the Protected rolls, and he will come to no harm

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 05:57 PM (geLO8)

18 >>Rep. Jim Jordan
@Jim_Jordan
Donald Trump Jr. sat for two depositions with Congress.

>>Why can't Hunter Biden?

Axshullee, Jr. sat for 4 depositions.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)

19 So Hunter backtracked after saying he was willing, eh?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 05:57 PM (krqg6)

20 Hunter does the power play because they're desperate.
Biden Harris 24

Posted by: Jamaica at November 28, 2023 05:58 PM (Eeb9P)

21 He's Joe's only living child. Leave him alone.

Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2023 05:58 PM (Q4KYm)

22 RIP

Charlie Munger, Warren Buffett's right-hand man, dead at 99

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 05:58 PM (lwOKI)

23
Incidentally, Chanukah, or as the Irish like to call it, Hanukkah, commences in 9 days.

It'll be interesting how biden's handlers negotiate the usual-pandering/recognition of the holiday and the reaction resulting therein.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at November 28, 2023 05:58 PM (oyN99)

24 Hunter's Oath: The toot, the whole toot, and nothing but the toot!

Posted by: Smells about right at November 28, 2023 05:59 PM (Eqssc)

25 Where'd he say "face the consequences?"

I'm not seeing it.

At this point, either say "answer the subpoena or go to jail."

Period. No more consequences. Jail.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 05:59 PM (QBaJw)

26
^^
(I refer to the Democrats' Interporkrind War)

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at November 28, 2023 05:59 PM (oyN99)

27 >>I like that the Republicans want to quiz him behind closed doors. That suggests they want legally-consequential answers to questions, and not just to put on a show for constituents.

Theoretically, this should be able to happen in a public venue.

I mean, it is what it is, I expect the same amount of reverence for GOP congressional cross examination that Christopher Wray had when he essentially ended a committee heating by telling his interlocutors that he'd love to stick around and answer more questions but he had a plane to catch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2023 05:59 PM (XV/Pl)

28 @Jim_Jordan
Donald Trump Jr. sat for two depositions with Congress.

Why can't Hunter Biden?
......

Time for a strongly worded letter.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

29 At this point, either say "answer the subpoena or go to jail."

Period. No more consequences. Jail.
Posted by: BurtTC

We're at that point. These fucking games are tiresome.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 06:00 PM (R4t5M)

30 Looks like everyone here is saying the same thing.

Did Comer say "consequences" or didn't he?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:00 PM (QBaJw)

31 Huh huh. They're making poor Hunter suffer to defend Don Jr from his horrible Coke habit. Republicans are masters of projection!

Posted by: I'm SERIOUS, dammit! at November 28, 2023 06:00 PM (BMHsU)

32 Hunter signed out locker #50 at the White House.

Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 06:00 PM (gmo/4)

33 My son Beau died during a deposition!

Posted by: Biden at November 28, 2023 06:00 PM (rA/md)

34 Either Observe the Subpoena or Face the Consequences

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Face the consequences. Yeah, right. I'll bet Hunter is pissing his pants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 06:01 PM (FVME7)

35
Delay, delay, delay. Good strategy sometimes but I see a lot of months on the calendar between now and November 2024.

Too many, Hunter. Go in, do a line, plead the 5th. Do not leave stash laying around. Pretty simple set of rules.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 06:01 PM (enJYY)

36 I would agree to Hunter testifying publicly if he wore Brian's hat.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 28, 2023 06:02 PM (lqvOK)

37 "U.S. Steel idles steelmaking at Granite City plant indefinitely, will likely lead to hundreds of layoffs"

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Just in time for Christmas.

Pricks.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:02 PM (QBaJw)

38 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether I did crack or banged underaged hookers - I did.

But you can't hold a whole family responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole American
system? And if the whole system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to me, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 28, 2023 06:02 PM (PiwSw)

39 LOL

I have trouble believing that anything will happen; i.e. he will not appear, it will be referred to doj for action (that's how this works, right?), and it will die there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 28, 2023 06:03 PM (zer5o)

40 No one will see his tears or hear his cries of victimhood behind closed doors

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 06:03 PM (LJKlD)

41 Fuck Hunter and all this shit. Let's just go right on to a Socialist Democracy where we vote in the next round of cocksucker that has hi they or them cronies that rip us all off.
And more importantly go through the the A Agencies like shit through a goose to give Cousin Eddie that prime job.
It will be better than FauxChi there for 40 fucking 7 years as at some point he will piss off Qusay and Uday.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 06:03 PM (lwOKI)

42 The Bidens skated on the documents in the garage, they skated on the coke in the WH locker, they're gonna skate on this

just embrace the horror
you get to see a superpower on the way down
how often does that happen

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:03 PM (geLO8)

43 I'm all askeered.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at November 28, 2023 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

44 No one will see his tears or hear his cries of victimhood behind closed doors
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 06:03 PM (LJKlD)

He will cry and promote his book if it is public

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 28, 2023 06:04 PM (NtVYv)

45 What "consequences" ?

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 06:05 PM (V13WU)

46 Offer Hunter a kilo of coke and he'll show up.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 28, 2023 06:05 PM (tT6L1)

47 Republicans: "You f-ed up. You trusted us."

Posted by: Totally serious about it this time at November 28, 2023 06:06 PM (Eqssc)

48 37 "U.S. Steel idles steelmaking at Granite City plant indefinitely, will likely lead to hundreds of layoffs"

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Just in time for Christmas.

Pricks.
Posted by: BurtTC

Another win for Bidenomics!

Where is Granite City?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 28, 2023 06:06 PM (sAmhv)

49 Post-Millennial has a... eh, post up now saying he's agreed to testify.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:06 PM (QBaJw)

50 Offer Hunter a kilo of coke and he'll show up.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large

There's some staffers that can hook him up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 06:06 PM (R4t5M)

51 The other issue related to a closed door hearing involves how other parties can prepare down the road.

Posted by: Orson at November 28, 2023 06:07 PM (dIske)

52 Another win for Bidenomics!

Where is Granite City?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 28, 2023 06:06 PM (sAmhv)

Illinois. Just across the river from St. Louis.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:07 PM (QBaJw)

53 This political horseshit is tiresome.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2023 06:07 PM (Q4IgG)

54 can the speaker of the house order the capitol police to arrest hunter if he refuses to show up?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 28, 2023 06:07 PM (B1FKF)

55 Hunter is a made man. He will *NEVER* face consequences for his actions unless he pisses off another "made" individual that outranks him. Not sure who that might be right now since he can claim "Presidential Immunity."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 06:07 PM (BpYfr)

56 Hunter Biden faces consequences.

Ha Ha Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 06:08 PM (lEfwZ)

57 Eh, I like the idea, but-

At this point everyone knows the game.

Hunter goes in and says, "I don't recall" or "I have no memory of that." Or some variation on that theme. And pleads the 5th on everything else.

But, I guess we'll see. Maybe Hunter will smoke a bag of bath salts before he goes before the committee and spills all the beans.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 06:08 PM (QzZeQ)

58 U.S. Steel idles steelmaking at Granite City plant indefinitely, will likely lead to hundreds of layoffs"

Just in time for Christmas.

Pricks.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:02 PM (QBaJw)
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Toss in a divorce and car dying you have me circa 1991.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 28, 2023 06:09 PM (tT6L1)

59 or Face the Consequences

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 28, 2023 06:09 PM (2YqUJ)

60 I predict some of the rich committee Democrats buy a little art from Hunter while he visits, IF he visits.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 06:09 PM (qCR5B)

61 > can the speaker of the house order the capitol police to arrest hunter if he refuses to show up?

Posted by: gnats local 678
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It would be the US Marshal Svc, and that will never happen

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:09 PM (geLO8)

62 57 Eh, I like the idea, but-

At this point everyone knows the game.

Hunter goes in and says, "I don't recall" or "I have no memory of that." Or some variation on that theme. And pleads the 5th on everything else.

But, I guess we'll see. Maybe Hunter will smoke a bag of bath salts before he goes before the committee and spills all the beans.
Posted by: naturalfake

"I was high on bath salts, your Honor"

Things Hunter Biden Will Probably Say, Vol I.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 28, 2023 06:09 PM (sAmhv)

63 just embrace the horror
you get to see a superpower on the way down
how often does that happen
Posted by: Don Black

I was busy impregnating all ma bitches and slave harem whores and missed my super power collapsing. Let me know how it goes, please.

Posted by: Gengis Khan at November 28, 2023 06:09 PM (3CCua)

64 Republicans: "You f-ed up. You trusted us."

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The official motto of the GOP since 1988.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at November 28, 2023 06:09 PM (BMHsU)

65 OT Good News:

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 3h
41 construction workers trapped in a northern Indian tunnel after a landslide on 12 November were safely rescued, receiving medical checks at a nearby hospital. The challenging mission involved extracting them one by one through a 90cm diameter pipe. [just under a yard wide]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (krqg6)

66 I shit on your subpoena.

You mad bro?

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (R/m4+)

67 maybe ocasio-crackpot can offer hunter asylum in the south bronx

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (B1FKF)

68 "Dublin Child Stabber Was Supposed to Be Deported in 2003"

--

Oops, our bad

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (QBaJw)

69 Pretty sure Hunter will get his comeuppance this time.

*crosses fingers*

Ow! *uncrosses fingers, pours two fingers of bourbon*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (T/Lqj)

70 61 > can the speaker of the house order the capitol police to arrest hunter if he refuses to show up?

Posted by: gnats local 678
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It would be the US Marshal Svc, and that will never happen
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:09 PM (geLO

I thought the US Marshalls were subject to the Judiciary?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (xcxpd)

71 My son Beau died during a deposition!

Posted by: Biden at November 28, 2023 06:00 PM

A deposition in a burn pit in Afghanistan.

Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (Q4KYm)

72 Hope springs eternal!

Posted by: John Durham at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (lZVy/)

73 Help me here. If Hunter answers any question he then can't come back and take the 5th on others can he. Went through that shit with Lerner.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (LJKlD)

74 can the speaker of the house order the capitol police to arrest hunter if he refuses to show up?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 28, 2023 06:07 PM (B1FKF)
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Sure, order it. Then what?

Posted by: Flying Pig Trainer at November 28, 2023 06:11 PM (qCR5B)

75 72 Hope springs eternal!
Posted by: John Durham at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (lZVy/)

IUDs?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 06:11 PM (xcxpd)

76 Funny, it took the FIB et alia six months to get Santos contrasted with the various Hunter investigations.

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 21m
George Santos update: House has two days to respond to official motion to expel

Scandal-plagued New York Republican Rep George Santos has acknowledged that he expects to be expelled from the House.

Democratic Reps Robert Garcia and Dan Goldman have filed a privileged resolution to expel him and the House will have to handle it within two legislative days.

All this comes after a 56-page report from the House Ethics Committee released earlier this month outlined “substantial evidence” that Mr Santos violated federal law

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 06:11 PM (krqg6)

77 Help me here. If Hunter answers any question he then can't come back and take the 5th on others can he. Went through that shit with Lerner.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (LJKlD)
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Hunter can plausibly state, "I don't remember."

Hi Ben!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 28, 2023 06:12 PM (tT6L1)

78 This time for SURE!

Posted by: Fail Your Theater at November 28, 2023 06:12 PM (lZVy/)

79 It's getting to be a very Biden Christmas!

BREAKING: National Christmas Tree does best Biden impression by falling over ahead of president’s lighting ceremony, may not be salvageable💀

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 06:12 PM (FVME7)

80 Toss in a divorce and car dying you have me circa 1991.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 28, 2023 06:09 PM (tT6L1)

Apparently U.S. Steel is at least partially blaming the UAW strike that has since ended.

Seems to me there are no good guys in this battle that's been going on for decades. All I know is a bunch of working class people just got the same kind of shitty news you got in '91, and most of them had no say in anything the unions were doing.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:12 PM (QBaJw)

81 He wants to have a monkey-flinging spectacle. - ace

********

Dwarf-tossing > cow-tipping>> monkey-flinging > buffalo-humping

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 06:12 PM (991eG)

82 79 It's getting to be a very Biden Christmas!

BREAKING: National Christmas Tree does best Biden impression by falling over ahead of president’s lighting ceremony, may not be salvageable💀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

LOL!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 28, 2023 06:12 PM (sAmhv)

83 two fingers of bourbon*

Little finger and pointer.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 28, 2023 06:13 PM (2YqUJ)

84 Hope springs eternal!
Posted by: John Durham at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (lZVy/)

IUDs?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo

Around 80% hopeful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 06:13 PM (R4t5M)

85 I expect to see Hunter on Dancing With the Stars shortly.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

86 >>Charlie Munger, Warren Buffett's right-hand man, dead at 99

had a friend that transferred to Corpus Christie for work, bought a house on the canals of Flour Bluff just south of CC. 10 years later they wanted him back in Houston and before he contracted a realtor a neighbor told him to name his price as he had a buyer.

Turns out the block was being bought out by retired early Berkshire Hathaway investors from Omaha.

Canals in their back yards led to Intercoastal Canal to the north and Baffin Bay to the south.

Posted by: DanMan at November 28, 2023 06:13 PM (8uzBS)

87 Hi Blake, I'm sure he will do just that.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 06:13 PM (LJKlD)

88 Congress will soon be too busy with Government Shutdown Theater to interview the male crack whore, Hunter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 06:13 PM (qCR5B)

89 79 It's getting to be a very Biden Christmas!

BREAKING: National Christmas Tree does best Biden impression by falling over ahead of president’s lighting ceremony, may not be salvageable💀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

LOL!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 28, 2023 06:12 PM (sAmhv)

--

Hope all the skwerls in the tree are okay.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at November 28, 2023 06:14 PM (T/Lqj)

90 Oh wait, an IUD is 'Hope Springs Internal'.

My bad....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 06:14 PM (xcxpd)

91 42 The Bidens skated on the documents in the garage, they skated on the coke in the WH locker, they're gonna skate on this

just embrace the horror
you get to see a superpower on the way down
how often does that happen
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:03 PM (geLO

good and great

Let shitbritches be dear leader for life. Let Jill and Hunter run shit when he dies. Then let RFK and Commielala and Chuck U Schumer fuck each otehr over to give away citizenship to 40 million people that would cook and ear them.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 06:14 PM (lwOKI)

92 The USMS is a bureau within the U.S. Department of Justice, operating under the direction of the attorney general,[3] but serves as the enforcement arm of the U.S. federal courts to ensure the effective operation of the judiciary and integrity of the Constitution

I could be wrong- it's happened before
this one time, at band camp...

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:14 PM (geLO8)

93 It's getting to be a very Biden Christmas!

BREAKING: National Christmas Tree does best Biden impression by falling over ahead of president’s lighting ceremony, may not be salvageable💀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 06:12 PM (FVME7)

Ok, now that's funny.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:14 PM (QBaJw)

94 85 I expect to see Hunter on Dancing With the Stars shortly.
Posted by: wth

He'll be high and will start slam dancing to the tune of the Tennessee Waltz.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 28, 2023 06:14 PM (sAmhv)

95 Wow, Charlie Munger has passed? He was the real genius behind Bershire. Buffett was a carnival barker compared to Charlie.

Advise you all go on YouTube and listen to Charlie discuss America, its history and economy, and the business of making money.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at November 28, 2023 06:14 PM (nnp+f)

96 79 It's getting to be a very Biden Christmas!

BREAKING: National Christmas Tree does best Biden impression by falling over ahead of president’s lighting ceremony, may not be salvageable💀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 06:12 PM (FVME7

======

Video please!

I hope no one was hurt, but please let us have video!

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2023 06:15 PM (K/PX7)

97 Too bad the tree didn't take anyone out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 06:15 PM (R4t5M)

98 79 It's getting to be a very Biden Christmas!

BREAKING: National Christmas Tree does best Biden impression by falling over ahead of president’s lighting ceremony, may not be salvageable💀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

LOL!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 28, 2023 06:12 PM (sAmhv)
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The video (assuming there is video) should be a Trump campaign ad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 06:15 PM (qCR5B)

99 I think I just hurt myself laughing about the Christmas tree.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 06:15 PM (LJKlD)

100 >BREAKING: National Christmas Tree does best Biden impression by falling over ahead of president’s lighting ceremony, may not be salvageable
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Well that's. Just. GREAT.
what do we do now

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:15 PM (geLO8)

101 BLM Rhode Island co-founder endorses Trump, slams Democrats: "We're not stupid"

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Objection! Assume facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 06:15 PM (FVME7)

102 "They're making poor Hunter suffer to defend Don Jr from his horrible Coke habit."

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: New Coke (tm) at November 28, 2023 06:16 PM (KAi1n)

103 I am a legitimate business man.
My fees are high because I get results.
I do not dispute the statements of my banks.
This vindictive witch hunt conducted by sore losers is a disgrace to America.

Posted by: H. Biden at November 28, 2023 06:16 PM (Eeb9P)

104 National Christmas Tree

There's a message there somewhere.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 28, 2023 06:16 PM (2YqUJ)

105 Sad that Hunter is about to catch the new Chinese Lung Rot. RIP

Posted by: Rex B at November 28, 2023 06:16 PM (PyjuW)

106 SEe? America is becoming dumber- we can't even put up the National Christmas Tree without fucking it up

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:16 PM (geLO8)

107 85 I expect to see Hunter on Dancing With the Stars shortly.
Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

crack on the soles of her shoes
crack on the soles of her shoes

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 06:17 PM (lwOKI)

108 To hell with Hunter.

Where you keep da baby goats at?

Posted by: mnw at November 28, 2023 06:17 PM (NLIak)

109 SEe? America is becoming dumber- we can't even put up the National Christmas Tree without fucking it up
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:16 PM (geLO

Chevy Chasing like a mo-fo!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at November 28, 2023 06:17 PM (T/Lqj)

110 All I know is a bunch of working class people just got the same kind of shitty news you got in '91, and most of them had no say in anything the unions were doing.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:12 PM (QBaJw)
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Remember, though, our government has done everything it can to destroy heavy industry in this country. What's going on is the end result of government policy. The company and the workers are caught up in something they really had no say in.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 28, 2023 06:17 PM (tT6L1)

111 Hunter showed up for his hearing
Wearing only a scarf and an earring
“I just can’t recall”
“I’ve no memory at all”
And Democrats found it endearing

Posted by: Well that worked out pretty much as planned at November 28, 2023 06:17 PM (Eqssc)

112 It sounds like the new Speaker of the House and his Committee Chairmen are serious?

I pray they are.

Unlike a certain South Carolinian Cockatoo now on Fox.

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2023 06:17 PM (K/PX7)

113 The video (assuming there is video) should be a Trump campaign ad.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 06:15 PM (qCR5B)

I'm hearing Trump's voice (as spoken by Crowder) saying "See? Even Santa hates Sleepy Joe. He's getting a lump of coal this year. Other people say he's getting a lump, I wouldn't say it, other peeeple do."

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:17 PM (QBaJw)

114 The tree does a Biden

https://tinyurl.com/2mvpa5kn

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2023 06:18 PM (hH3Px)

115 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 6h
JUST IN - Clintons, Michelle Obama traveling on board Air Force One together with Bidens to Georgia — The Hill

Catturd ™ @catturd2 6h
You sure it’s not Epstein’s island?

Jewels Jones @JewelsJonesLive 4h
Doesn't it bring a whole new meaning to "snakes on a plane"?
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MoFo snakes on the MoFo-ing plane!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 06:19 PM (krqg6)

116 I mean, what's next

Joe accidentally burns down the White House maybe

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:19 PM (geLO8)

117 BREAKING: National Christmas Tree does best Biden impression by falling over ahead of president’s lighting ceremony, may not be salvageable💀

breaking, literally! LOL!

fitting symbol for, well, just about everything amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 28, 2023 06:19 PM (zer5o)

118 DENIED!!
- Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 06:19 PM (bWsRe)

119 Remember, though, our government has done everything it can to destroy heavy industry in this country. What's going on is the end result of government policy. The company and the workers are caught up in something they really had no say in.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 28, 2023 06:17 PM (tT6L1)

Why, it's almost as if government has for a long long time, been pitting one group of people against another. All the while increasing their power, and decreasing the people's.

Almost.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:19 PM (QBaJw)

120 At the bar this snowplow guy showed me his dashcam footage of nearly running over an emu in SC WI, and since it seemed to not really going anywhere called County and then he has hysterical footage of two young cops trying to corral this emu in a cornfield. Seriously, it's some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 06:19 PM (/BBNv)

121 Posted by: Don Black

******

Hey! Didn't you used to post as DB? Love what you've done with the nick, nice upgrade

*psst- just helping to spread the word! 😀

Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 06:20 PM (991eG)

122 So they throw out Santos but the guy who pulled the fire alarm gets a warning...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2023 06:20 PM (MeG8a)

123 Exactly what laws did Santos break that aren't violated 10x every day by every other POS in Congress?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 28, 2023 06:20 PM (XMwZJ)

124 Oh, my back I mean my knee, ah, my foot, yeah, my foot, oh man, my foot, ow we ow we, I gotta go, see ya!

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at November 28, 2023 06:21 PM (Eeb9P)

125 I mean, what's next

Joe accidentally burns down the White House maybe
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:19 PM (geLO

By all accounts, the building's a dump. Shiny veneer on a decrepit old rotted shell.

Wouldn't be too hard.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:21 PM (QBaJw)

126 120 At the bar this snowplow guy showed me his dashcam footage of nearly running over an emu in SC WI, and since it seemed to not really going anywhere called County and then he has hysterical footage of two young cops trying to corral this emu in a cornfield. Seriously, it's some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen.
Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 06:19 PM (/BBNv)

___

Did they shoot a dog anyway?

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 06:22 PM (bWsRe)

127 BREAKING: National Christmas Tree does best Biden impression by falling over ahead of president’s lighting ceremony, may not be salvageable.

Seriously? What tree can't take falling over?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 06:22 PM (spU3M)

128 Emus are big and mean fucking birds. Just tranq it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 06:22 PM (R4t5M)

129 HOLIDAY tree!!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 06:22 PM (krqg6)

130 PDT

“Nobody has any idea where these people are coming from, and we know they come from prisons. We know they come from mental institutions and insane asylums. We know they’re terrorists. Nobody has ever seen anything like we’re witnessing right now. It is a very sad thing for our country. It’s poisoning the blood of our country.”

well duh!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 06:23 PM (lwOKI)

131 Don't RINOs agree that only a guilty person would refuse to testify?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 28, 2023 06:23 PM (p3DMa)

132 >Hey! Didn't you used to post as DB? Love what you've done with the nick, nice upgrade

*psst- just helping to spread the word!
---

Thank you- yes, I felt 'DB" was just meh
welcome to The Don Black Experience

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:23 PM (geLO8)

133 Didn't Truman have a piano go partially thru a floor during his term?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2023 06:23 PM (MeG8a)

134 We had snow flurries today on Long Beach Island.

Posted by: Jamaica at November 28, 2023 06:23 PM (Eeb9P)

135 128 Emus are big and mean fucking birds. Just tranq it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 06:22 PM (R4t5M)

Now do cassowary

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 06:23 PM (lwOKI)

136 Dems would not in a million year kick out one of their own. But the GOP does.
Spit.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 06:23 PM (bWsRe)

137 102 "They're making poor Hunter suffer to defend Don Jr from his horrible Coke habit."

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: New Coke (tm) at November 28, 2023 06:16 PM (KAi1n)
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I prefer Coke Classic. Keith-Richards-in-the-70's-grade, classic.

Oh, there it is. Thought I left it in Daddy's office again.

SNORT

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at November 28, 2023 06:23 PM (BMHsU)

138 Consequences? I don't know the meaning of the word! -- Hunter Biden

Posted by: It's true, he doesn't. at November 28, 2023 06:24 PM (r/JV0)

139 They are blaming the tree fall on a gust of wind

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:24 PM (geLO8)

140 that does sound choice, LenNeal!

let us know if it gets onto yootoob ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at November 28, 2023 06:24 PM (zer5o)

141 Didn't the Washington monument get hit by lightning or wind or something when Obama came in?

Posted by: kactus at November 28, 2023 06:24 PM (dDH1W)

142 134 We had snow flurries today on Long Beach Island.
Posted by: Jamaica at November 28, 2023 06:23 PM (Eeb9P)

___

FAKE NEWS!!
I was told by very smart people that due to changing warming global climate, snow was a thing of the past. And certainly snow in November.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 06:24 PM (bWsRe)

143 48 37 "U.S. Steel idles steelmaking at Granite City plant indefinitely, will likely lead to hundreds of layoffs"

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Just in time for Christmas.

Pricks.
Posted by: BurtTC

Another win for Bidenomics!

Where is Granite City?
It
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 28, 2023 06:06 PM (sAmhv)
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Madison County, S. Illinois, near the Mississippi River. County is one of the very few that is blue.

Posted by: Ciampino - The economy is roaring .... ha ha ha at November 28, 2023 06:25 PM (qfLjt)

144 I haven't heard and Christmas music tonight.

Is Mariah Carey still alive?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2023 06:25 PM (Q4IgG)

145 135 128 Emus are big and mean fucking birds. Just tranq it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 06:22 PM (R4t5M)

Now do cassowary
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 06:23 PM (lwOKI)

Posers.

Posted by: Rheas at November 28, 2023 06:25 PM (r/JV0)

146 A few years ago I got to see the tree Oregon national Christmas tree all loaded up in this very long, see through trailer just before it left the yard for the trip to DC. It was pre-decorated with ornaments, cards and well wishes.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 28, 2023 06:25 PM (M8a49)

147 Just saw the photo of Roz Carter's funeral, with all the First Laydies (and Bill) in the front row.

And Joe.

And some corpse down toward the end.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:26 PM (QBaJw)

148 Emus are big and mean fucking birds. Just tranq it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Just call Doug. He'll get LiMu Emu.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 06:26 PM (spU3M)

149 122 So they throw out Santos but the guy who pulled the fire alarm gets a warning...

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Establishment Republicans are pretty fierce when somebody sneaks into the club.

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at November 28, 2023 06:26 PM (BMHsU)

150 By all accounts, the building's a dump. Shiny veneer on a decrepit old rotted shell.
Posted by: BurtTC

Sounds like an excellent metaphor

Posted by: Wouldn't you like to be a Sophist too? at November 28, 2023 06:26 PM (Eqssc)

151

Lawzy, it's almost, as if, the elites can get away with murder.

Posted by: Braenyardiodo at November 28, 2023 06:27 PM (lEfwZ)

152 Emus are big and mean fucking birds. Just tranq it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Kill it and grill it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 06:27 PM (JOv66)

153 He no doubts the Deep State will protect him

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 06:27 PM (fwDg9)

154
Nell Carter is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at November 28, 2023 06:27 PM (oyN99)

155 65 OT Good News:

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 3h
41 construction workers trapped in a northern Indian tunnel after a landslide on 12 November were safely rescued, receiving medical checks at a nearby hospital. The challenging mission involved extracting them one by one through a 90cm diameter pipe. [just under a yard wide]
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (krqg6

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Quite a story. They manged to get a six inch pipe through to the workers, allowing them food, water and air. They tried doing the same with a horizontal rescue pipe, but finally drilled vertically through the mountain. This has been going on a long time. More than a month?

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2023 06:28 PM (bpgMT)

156 Just in time for Christmas.

Pricks.
Posted by: BurtTC

__

Would you rather have the workers rack up the cc debt and then get laid off Jan 5th? This way they're prepared and don't go crazy with gift buying.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 06:28 PM (bWsRe)

157 He should hang. Have Clint Eastwood in charge of gallow construction and director of the actual hanging.
After a fair trial of course.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 28, 2023 06:28 PM (nEdv5)

158
Wha?

Where?

Mr Kotter is mort?

Posted by: Vinnie Barbarino at November 28, 2023 06:28 PM (oyN99)

159 Nell Carter is mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Ah, gimme a break.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 06:28 PM (R4t5M)

160 Emus are big and mean fucking birds. Just tranq it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 06:22 PM (R4t5M)

Now do cassowary
Posted by: rhennigantx

Oryx. Those ungulents are the canookian goose of bad attitude.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2023 06:28 PM (3CCua)

161 147 Just saw the photo of Roz Carter's funeral, with all the First Laydies (and Bill) in the front row.

Posted by: BurtTC

Bill down south again to do some funeral crashing? Looking to comfort some ladies? My man!

Posted by: Chazz Reinhold at November 28, 2023 06:29 PM (Eqssc)

162 Is there anyone following behind Joe making sure he hasn't left anything on the stove?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 28, 2023 06:29 PM (p3DMa)

163 Let him testify in public. But put one of his former business partners next to him like Vincenzo Pentangeli. See how that works.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2023 06:29 PM (ykT1s)

164 BREAKING: HotGas has linked to Ace's Koch backs Haley post.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 06:29 PM (bWsRe)

165 Posers.
Posted by: Rheas

Absofuckinglutely!

Posted by: The Perlman kind at November 28, 2023 06:29 PM (KAi1n)

166 Would you rather have the workers rack up the cc debt and then get laid off Jan 5th? This way they're prepared and don't go crazy with gift buying.
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 06:28 PM (bWsRe)

I bet you go to the mall Santa set up and yell at all the kids for believing in a lie.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:30 PM (QBaJw)

167
The challenging mission involved extracting them one by one through a 90cm diameter pipe. [just under a yard wide]
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 06:10 PM (krqg6

80 % of Americans would not have fit.

Posted by: Drive by at November 28, 2023 06:30 PM (IYUIU)

168 The National Christmas Tree had information relating to the criminal activity of Hillary Clinton...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Chief Housekeeping Vibe Officer at November 28, 2023 06:30 PM (PiwSw)

169 Would you rather have the workers rack up the cc debt and then get laid off Jan 5th? This way they're prepared and don't go crazy with gift buying.
Posted by: Montec

So they got that going for them. Which is nice.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at November 28, 2023 06:30 PM (Eqssc)

170 Kill it and grill it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 06:27 PM (JOv66)

Lmao. I love you nurse.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 28, 2023 06:31 PM (FjYaO)

171 Layoffs during the holidays are tough. I've had my share of those. Maybe 5.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2023 06:31 PM (MeG8a)

172 Bill down south again to do some funeral crashing? Looking to comfort some ladies? My man!
Posted by: Chazz Reinhold at November 28, 2023 06:29 PM (Eqssc)

It's about 96% certain Bill has tagged Doktor Jill.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:31 PM (QBaJw)

173 Oryx. Those ungulents are the canookian goose of bad attitude.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2023 06:28 PM (3CCua)

Scimitar or African?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 06:31 PM (lwOKI)

174 "U.S. Steel idles steelmaking at Granite City plant indefinitely, will likely lead to hundreds of layoffs"

I wonder what their pay and union benefits are like?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 06:32 PM (spU3M)

175 Hunter's testimony was foretold long ago:

https://youtu.be/efEEe2oGCUc

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 28, 2023 06:32 PM (Bd6X8)

176 125 I mean, what's next

Joe accidentally burns down the White House maybe
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:19 PM (geLO

By all accounts, the building's a dump. Shiny veneer on a decrepit old rotted shell.

Wouldn't be too hard.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:21 PM (QBaJw)
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Do we have to call in the Canadians again?

Posted by: Ciampino - The economy is roaring .... ha ha ha! at November 28, 2023 06:32 PM (qfLjt)

177 More than a month?
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17 days since November 12th.

Apparently, the rescuers included technicians called "rat-hole" [coal] miners.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 06:33 PM (krqg6)

178 79 It's getting to be a very Biden Christmas!

BREAKING: National Christmas Tree does best Biden impression by falling over ahead of president’s lighting ceremony, may not be salvageable💀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 06:12 PM (FVME7)

_________________________________

I just saw photos of how Dr. Jill decorated the White House interior. It looks like someone had an extra $50 to spend at the Dollar Store...not to mention actual models of the Covid virus included in the mix.

Posted by: Orson at November 28, 2023 06:33 PM (dIske)

179 "Why was your father's contact information on your laptop labeled "Pedo Pete? And please show us on the doll where the bad man touched you ...'"

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 06:33 PM (pmW6q)

180 Don't get me started about Emus. I've seen things, man. Terrible things.

Posted by: Doug, where you only pay for what you need at November 28, 2023 06:33 PM (PiwSw)

181 I wonder what their pay and union benefits are like?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 06:32 PM (spU3M)

I'm not sure what's been happening recently, but the plant was dormant for a long time, then reopened, and I think had some on and off times over the last decade or so.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:33 PM (QBaJw)

182 127 BREAKING: National Christmas Tree does best Biden impression by falling over ahead of president’s lighting ceremony, may not be salvageable.

Seriously? What tree can't take falling over?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 06:22 PM (spU3M)

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The tree is over forty feet tall. That is a long way to fall, accelerating all the way. Imagine if you fell from even half that height, only 20 feet?

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2023 06:33 PM (bpgMT)

183 nood quick hits

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 06:34 PM (krqg6)

184 >Layoffs during the holidays are tough. I've had my share of those. Maybe 5.

Posted by: gourmand du jour
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I got laid off 12/28/2012
3 days after Xmas, and me dear old Mum's birthday

Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 06:34 PM (geLO8)

185
Scimitar or African?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Fully laden African Oryx. With the scimitar horn option.

*pictures a scimitar type of cutting implement activated by automobile horn button*

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2023 06:34 PM (3CCua)

186 I just saw photos of how Dr. Jill decorated the White House interior. It looks like someone had an extra $50 to spend at the Dollar Store...not to mention actual models of the Covid virus included in the mix.

Posted by: Orson at November 28, 2023 06:33 PM (dIske)

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She's no Melania.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 06:34 PM (pmW6q)

187 Imagine if you fell from even half that height, only 20 feet?
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2023 06:33 PM (bpgMT)

I'm not that tall. And don't have any branches.

Also, don't have any shiny balls and lights hanging on me.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 06:35 PM (QBaJw)

188

And when he gets behind closed doors
Then he lets his hair hang down
Oh, no one knows what goes on behind closed doors

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2023 06:35 PM (63Dwl)

189 So. Consequences. Finally, yah?

Nah. Don't believe it.

Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2023 06:36 PM (dWjpk)

190 @123

>>Exactly what laws did Santos break that aren't violated 10x every day by every other POS in Congress?

All you need to know is Santos has a 100 pct Conservative voting record in Congress, a Gay Dude From Queens has a more conservative voting record than a bow tied pro-tem speaker from North Carolina.

So of course Santos had to go.

Say, whatever happend to that list of congressman and senators who had their indiscretions paid for on the tax payers dime?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2023 06:37 PM (XV/Pl)

191 How about shots of me behind closed doors blowing coke off the bunghole of an underage Ukrainian sex worker as I paint a Picasso masterpiece with my throbbing while Don Lemon and Tater watch?

Posted by: Human Chemical Toilet Hunter at November 28, 2023 06:38 PM (OZjDX)

192 They kicked out Santos? Well of course they did. Because what's better than a narrow majority? A narrower majority.

Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2023 06:39 PM (dWjpk)

193 141 Didn't the Washington monument get hit by lightning or wind or something when Obama came in?

2011 earthquake

Posted by: kactus at November 28, 2023 06:41 PM (dDH1W)

194 177 More than a month?
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17 days since November 12th.

Apparently, the rescuers included technicians called "rat-hole" [coal] miners.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 06:33 PM

=======

Bet it seemed like forever. It must have been hell for the families, even knowing they were alive.

Grandfather was a hard rock underground iron miner. He saw too many friends die.

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2023 06:42 PM (bpgMT)

195 Toot or Consequences!!

Let's welcome our next mystery guest, who claims he is soner!

Posted by: Bill Cullen at November 28, 2023 06:42 PM (LdunH)

196 >>Exactly what laws did Santos break that aren't violated 10x every day by every other POS in Congress?

All you need to know is Santos has a 100 pct Conservative voting record in Congress, a Gay Dude From Queens has a more conservative voting record than a bow tied pro-tem speaker from North Carolina.

So of course Santos had to go.

Say, whatever happend to that list of congressman and senators who had their indiscretions paid for on the tax payers dime?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2023 06:37 PM (XV/Pl)

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Santos (allegedly) broke those laws BEFORE He was a Congressman. If he did it after, the uniparty would have rallied around him and protected him.

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2023 06:45 PM (bpgMT)

197 37 "U.S. Steel idles steelmaking at Granite City plant indefinitely, will likely lead to hundreds of layoffs"

Just in time for Christmas.

Posted by: BurtTC

If this isn't the biggest bagover-the-head punch in the face I ever got. G**damnit! Listen, if any of you are looking for last minute gift ideas for me, I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! I
want to look him in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flusing, low-life, snake-lickin', dirt-eatin', in-bred, overstuffed, ignorant, pus-oozing, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, heartless, hopeless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh1t he is!

Posted by: Clark G at November 28, 2023 06:47 PM (Eqssc)

198 Betcha Jill knows lots. She should be subpoened for testimony.

"Investigators" had the opportunity to root through Melania's clothing while chasing the former President, showing all 1st Ladies are fair game, too.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 28, 2023 06:48 PM (GshMh)

199 I've been firing up the old stereo and man, Led Zeppelin 'In Through The Out Door' is a kinda underrated.
But Night Flight is a great tune.
Robert Plant took a lot of heat for being a White dude who stole Black songs but he's done a lot of work explaining American Blues is a blend of British Isles and African.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 07:10 PM (/BBNv)

200 >>If this isn't the biggest bagover-the-head punch in the face I ever got. G**damnit! Listen, if any of you are looking for last minute gift ideas for me, I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! I
want to look him in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flusing, low-life, snake-lickin', dirt-eatin', in-bred, overstuffed, ignorant, pus-oozing, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, heartless, hopeless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh1t he is!

don't forget about mentioning his leg cheese

Posted by: DanMan at November 28, 2023 07:18 PM (8uzBS)

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