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Another Surprise! Liberal Oligarch Charles Koch Backs Liberal Neocon Retread Nikki Haley for President

I did not see this coming.

Actually, I didn't see this coming. Because I haven't thought about Charles Koch since 2015.

But yeah, he's backing Indian Tracey Flick. Because he can't stand the idea of someone campaigning to roll back the left's culture war gains or seal the border, which he wants wide, wide open. The only priorities that Republicans are allowed to fight for are tax breaks for billionaires and unlimited political power for billionaires and the aggressively weird form of nihilistic transgender libertarianism libertinism that weird billionaires tend to support.

Koch network backs Nikki Haley in the Republican race: Group associated with billionaire Charles says it will do 'everything' to make her next president and snubs Trump with just 48 days until the Iowa caucus

Americans for Prosperity Action said Haley was best placed to beat Joe Biden

It means she now has the help of a well-funded super PAC in the primaries

But she still faces a huge job in overhauling clear frontrunner Donald Trump

By Rob Crilly, Senior U.S. Political Reporter For Dailymail.Com


The conservative U.S. political network headed by billionaire Charles Koch on Tuesday endorsed Nikki Haley for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination, saying she was the best candidate to beat President Joe Biden next year.

It is the latest boost for the former South Carolina governor who has seen her stock rise with strong debate performances and improving poll numbers.

Her traditional conservative positions also align with the Koch network, which uses its money to push for tax cuts and less government regulation.

Setting out its reasons, the group said beating former President Donald Trump in the primaries was a top priority.

'Between her surging to second place in the polls since August and being well-positioned amongst supporters of the other candidates, she is in a strong position to gather more support,' said Emily Seidel, a senior adviser to the Koch group's Americans for Prosperity Action, in a memo.

'In addition, our internal polling consistently shows that Nikki Haley is by far the strongest candidate Republicans could put up against Joe Biden in a general election -- winning every key battleground state and up nationally by nearly 10 points.'

She said polls also showed that Republicans were ready to move on from Trump.

...

It will back her campaign with the sort of field workers, call centers and direct mail operations that she has lacked until now.

'I'm honored to have the support of Americans for Prosperity Action, including its millions of grass-roots members all across the country,' said Haley. 'A.F.P. Action's members know that there is too much at stake in this election to sit on the sidelines.'

The DeSantis campaign could not disguise its irritation.

Spokesman Andrew Romeo posted on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter: 'Congratulations to Donald Trump on securing the Koch endorsement. Like clockwork, the pro-open borders, pro-jail break bill establishment is lining up behind a moderate who has no mathematical pathway of defeating the former president.'

Koch's net worth is estimated at $50 billion by Forbes.

Speaking of twisted, lunatic billionaires with hateful agendas: Enjoy the community note slapped on this propaganda from George Soros' scumbag get.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:31 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

2 She's fetch.

They need to stop trying to make it happen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 01:32 PM (d04cU)

3 Well, knock me over with a feather.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 01:32 PM (GYIa4)

4 But yeah, he's backing Indian Tracey Flick.
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Rough

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 01:33 PM (d04cU)

5 The 5 cities with the highest murder rates & their mayors are:

St. Louis, MO - Tishaura Jones (Democrat)
Baltimore, MD - Brandon Scott (Democrat)
New Orleans, LA - LaToya Cantrell (Democrat)
Detroit, MI - Mike Duggan (Democrat
Cleveland, OH - Justin Bibb (Democrat)

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That's just because the Republican governors won't fix the problems that the Democrat mayors won't allow them to fix.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

6 Backs Liberal Neocon Retread Nikki Haley for President

I initially read that as 'retard Nikki Haley'. I like my version better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 01:34 PM (zZu0s)

7 I love the headlines about Nikki Haley.

"She surges against DeSantis to become the main competition against Trump, against whom she is down 50 points."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

8 The only priorities that Republicans are allowed to fight for are tax breaks for billionaires and unlimited political power for billionaires and the aggressively weird form of nihilistic transgender libertarianism libertinism that weird billionaires tend to support.
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What, is that *not* "conservatism?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 01:34 PM (d04cU)

9 Speaking of twisted, lunatic billionaires with hateful agendas: Enjoy the community note slapped on this propaganda from George Soros' scumbag get.
++++
I don't see one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 01:35 PM (d04cU)

10 8 The only priorities that Republicans are allowed to fight for are tax breaks for billionaires and unlimited political power for billionaires and the aggressively weird form of nihilistic transgender libertarianism libertinism that weird billionaires tend to support.
++++
What, is that *not* "conservatism?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 01:34 PM (d04cU)

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Nope.

Not one mention of using the entirety of our military forces in faraway lands at all times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

11 Good catch on Libertinism Ace.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2023 01:35 PM (X0I7i)

12 Notice how we do not have T v H threads? There is a reason for that.

I wonder if in 2016, we would have? I bet we would.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 01:35 PM (zZu0s)

13 Is this the live Koch brother or the dead one?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 28, 2023 01:35 PM (3vCGB)

14 13 Is this the live Koch brother or the dead one?
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 28, 2023 01:35 PM (3vCGB)

They both vote and spend their money the same way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 01:36 PM (zZu0s)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

16 2.5.23


"The Koch political machine, which fuels the most powerful donor network in conservative politics, is declaring itself as part of the NeverTrump effort for 2024, aiming to deny former President Donald Trump a third nomination for the White House."




Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 01:36 PM (V13WU)

17 'In addition, our internal polling consistently shows that Nikki Haley is by far the strongest candidate Republicans could put up against Joe Biden in a general election -- winning every key battleground state and up nationally by nearly 10 points.'

She said polls also showed that Republicans were ready to move on from Trump.

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I noticed a significant push for Haley in the press the last couple of weeks. Certainly that is not related to Koch spending is it?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 28, 2023 01:37 PM (V71h7)

18 If I had $50 billion I wouldn't give a flying shit who was president.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

19 Lolwut?


In addition, our internal polling consistently shows that Nikki Haley is by far the strongest candidate Republicans could put up against Joe Biden in a general election -- winning every key battleground state and up nationally by nearly 10 points.'

She said polls also showed that Republicans were ready to move on from Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 01:37 PM (pnDfv)

20 Darling Nikki is a Denny's 2

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 28, 2023 01:37 PM (ZV+pB)

21 another strike against "Darling Nikki"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 01:37 PM (xcxpd)

22 Willowed...again:

Rat-in-the-Box has a body count too, I believe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 01:23 PM (sUTkI)


Long ago and faraway....

Like back in the early 90's, Jack-in-the-Box made a sustained effort to become the Quality Fast Food Burger Joint. And for a while-

they actually did it.

Their California Green Chile Burger was just superb. Other burgers, fries shakes were all great too.

Then one day...

They looked around a said, "Wait a minute. Our natural constituency is late night stoners with the munchies craving our crap tacos. What are we doing? We can feed them cheap crap and make much more money."

And the rest is history...

Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 01:37 PM (QzZeQ)

23 >>"The Koch political machine, which fuels the most powerful donor network in conservative politics, is declaring itself as part of the NeverTrump effort for 2024, aiming to deny former President Donald Trump a third nomination for the White House."


They can eat a bag of Koch.

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2023 01:37 PM (hsDZG)

24 Milwaukee and Chicago are trying hard to pass the top 5

Posted by: henry at November 28, 2023 01:37 PM (JMDly)

25 She said polls also showed that establishment Republicans who were never going to vote for Trump are ready to move on from Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (pnDfv)

26 It's McCain/Romney/McDonnell/McCarthy conservatism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (RIvkX)

27 That's some pretty shitty trigger discipline in that cartoon.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

28 12 Notice how we do not have T v H threads? There is a reason for that.

I wonder if in 2016, we would have? I bet we would.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 01:35 PM (zZu0s)

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I'm torn on whether the establishment understands that it has completely lost the base and will never, ever get it back.

I lean towards yes, and they're trying to just gouge big dollar donors for every penny then can while stuffing bills with their pork (not officially pork, just, you know, pork with another name).

Nikki Haley is just the latest (and surely not the last) effort to steal hundreds of millions of dollars from donors big and small without any effort or intention of following through on any pursuit of any policy at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

29 OK, so this PAC is going to give direct support to Haley... uh, how does that fly under current campaign finance law?

'I' can't give more than more than $3300 to a campaign, and PACS are supposed to be limited to $5000.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (xaFKb)

30 re: sidebar

That hat says a man is not afraid of anything, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (zZu0s)

31 Alex Soros is every bit as honest and trustworthy as his old man.

Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (Q4KYm)

32 25 She said polls also showed that establishment Republicans who were never going to vote for Trump are ready to move on from Trump.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (pnDfv)

========

I'm ready for them to move on from the GOP as a whole.

The Coffee Party is hiring, I believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

33 Well, Charles Koch can suck some...well, Koch.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 01:39 PM (ynpvh)

34 Lolwut?

. . .

She said polls also showed that Republicans were ready to move on from Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 01:37 PM (pnDfv)

Pollsters tell you what you pay them to tell you. Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 01:39 PM (i4S1+)

35 It means she now has the help of a well-funded super PAC in the primaries

If there's one thing that Republican voters have shown over the past eight years it's that they really want the old guard party elite to guide them.

There's no stopping Nikki now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 01:39 PM (GYIa4)

36 Alex Soros is every bit as honest and trustworthy as his old man.
Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (Q4KYm)



If there was ever a bloodline that needed eradication.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

37 lol....horde mind.....love it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 01:39 PM (xcxpd)

38 Nikki! has as much chance of being the GOP nominee as I do.

Posted by: ballistic at November 28, 2023 01:39 PM (oqH4h)

39 That means she's our man. Old school repukelican.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 28, 2023 01:40 PM (ytSiK)

40 Trump could bury Haley by saying she is Biden in a dress.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at November 28, 2023 01:40 PM (1n1Dm)

41 I noticed a significant push for Haley in the press the last couple of weeks. Certainly that is not related to Koch spending is it?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 28, 2023 01:37 PM (V71h7)

Just a coincidence, surely.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 01:40 PM (zZu0s)

42 She was the guest of honor at a Paul Ryan GOPe fundraiser a couple of weeks ago. Big Wall Street money started getting behind her, too. And her attacks are focused on DeSantis, not Trump.

It was noted here a couple of months ago:

Trump neuters DeSantis, the GOPe (and Democrats) remove Trump from contention. Colorado is already working towards removing him from the ballot at the state level. I doubt there are nearly the same pesky laws involved in the (R) party operations.

Haley is the nominee.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 01:40 PM (ANQN/)

43 May I carp for a moment like an old man yelling at the clouds?

From the story:
But she still faces a huge job in overhauling clear frontrunner Donald Trump

Why can't journalists do even the most basic stuff right anymore? Overhaul. No, fyou whorish advertisingmonger, the word you are looking for is "overtake."

Posted by: Look down. That's my lawn. Kindly decamp. at November 28, 2023 01:40 PM (FHllF)

44 I can see Kock backing RFK in the general

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 01:40 PM (pnDfv)

45 Nope.

Not one mention of using the entirety of our military forces in faraway lands at all times.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

She is also a defender of the surveillance state.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 01:40 PM (xaFKb)

46 27 That's some pretty shitty trigger discipline in that cartoon.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

And I bet than Alex Soros is protected by...guys with guns. For me but not for thee.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

47
Congratulations to Donald Trump on securing the Koch endorsement.

I'm missing something here, obviously. Maybe I get it, a little, but maybe someone could 'splain it better.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 01:41 PM (enJYY)

48 Trump could bury Haley by saying she is Biden in a dress.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at November 28, 2023 01:40 PM (1n1Dm)

***

And a hairier chest.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 28, 2023 01:41 PM (ZV+pB)

49 The Koch Bros basically hate Trump. They bet on Ron initially, but like all the billionaires that did, are now switching to other horses. (Funny how this part of the story is missing from Con-Twitter.) They'll switch their money again to Biden once it becomes clear to them that the anti-Trump lane in the GOP has a ceiling of about 10%.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at November 28, 2023 01:41 PM (zdYK9)

50 I can't see the community note. What does (did?) it say?

Posted by: Martbell at November 28, 2023 01:41 PM (k6jlz)

51 Community notes is the best thing Elon has ever done (at Twitter... since he fired most of their employees).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 01:41 PM (GYIa4)

52 Congratulations to Donald Trump on securing the Koch endorsement.

I'm missing something here, obviously. Maybe I get it, a little, but maybe someone could 'splain it better.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 01:41 PM (enJYY)

It's DeSantis supporter "logic." If you are not supporting DeSantis, you are supporting Trump.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM (i4S1+)

53 She said polls also showed that Republicans were ready to move on from Trump.


————

Stop talking about Ace

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM (V71h7)

54 Why can't journalists do even the most basic stuff right anymore? Overhaul. No, fyou whorish advertisingmonger, the word you are looking for is "overtake."
Posted by: Look down. That's my lawn. Kindly decamp. at November 28, 2023 01:40 PM (FHllF)

'Overhaul' sounds kind of dirty in this context. 'I'd like to overhaul her, have you seen that rack?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM (zZu0s)

55 Colorado is already working towards removing him from the ballot at the state level

Judge already shot that down. Unless they win on appeal.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM (pnDfv)

56 31 Alex Soros is every bit as honest and trustworthy as his old man.

Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (Q4KYm)

+++

Also, we had the 4th cheapest cost for a Thanksgiving meal ever recorded!!

Posted by: washrivergal at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM (FL9yc)

57 The establishment understands they've lost the base. They just don't care and think they can continue to remain in power as the uni-party.


Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM (gmo/4)

58 20 Darling Nikki is a Denny's 2
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Wasn't Denny's originally named Sambos?

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM (iDpzk)

59 If there's one thing that Republican voters have shown over the past eight years it's that they really want the old guard party elite to guide them.

There's no stopping Nikki now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

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It really is ideal for the GOPe.

Same as the mid-terms, returning to minority status where no one expects them to accomplish anything is their natural and ideal state. I assume Nikki is planned to be the nominee for that very reason.

No need to even bother cheating when the (R) candidate only gets 30M votes.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM (ANQN/)

60
That's just because the Republican governors won't fix the problems that the Democrat mayors won't allow them to fix.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 01:33 PM (GBKbO)
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Demofascists say its hypocritical of limited government supporting governors to intrude on local massacres.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM (cRLyS)

61 This is the guy who wrote this bullshit: "Mike Males, UC Irvine social ecology Ph.D. graduate , is senior researcher for the Center on Juvenile and Criminal Justice and co-founder of YouthFacts.org."

Wtf is "social ecology"? Wtf is a PhD "graduate"? You either have a PhD or you don't. Does this clown have one or not? My money's on "not." This seems like typical made-up bullshit credentials the left always uses to pretend to be smart.

Oh, and anyone want to take a bet on whether this guy gargles semen?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

62 Never Nicky errr Nimarata.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM (ntk8v)

63 49 The Koch Bros basically hate Trump. They bet on Ron initially, but like all the billionaires that did, are now switching to other horses. (Funny how this part of the story is missing from Con-Twitter.) They'll switch their money again to Biden once it becomes clear to them that the anti-Trump lane in the GOP has a ceiling of about 10%.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at November 28, 2023 01:41 PM (zdYK9)

==========

We're still more than 6 weeks away from the Iowa Caucuses.

More than enough time to find another savior. Chris Christie is still hanging around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

64 I love the context added to the Soros tweet:

The 5 cities with the highest murder rates & their mayors are:

St. Louis, MO - Tishaura Jones (Democrat)
Baltimore, MD - Brandon Scott (Democrat)
New Orleans, LA - LaToya Cantrell (Democrat)
Detroit, MI - Mike Duggan (Democrat
Cleveland, OH - Justin Bibb (Democrat)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

65 At the gym they had Fox News on this morning -- looked like they were slobbering over Haley, seems she's become the republican uniparty candidate of choice

Posted by: brak at November 28, 2023 01:43 PM (AR07F)

66 Colorado is already working towards removing him from the ballot at the state level

Judge already shot that down. Unless they win on appeal.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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Change one word, go to next county over.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 01:43 PM (ANQN/)

67 62 Never Nicky errr Nimarata.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM (ntk8v)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

68 I will never vote for that neocon hag.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 01:43 PM (CIS44)

69
That hat says a man is not afraid of anything, ace.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (zZu0s)



Example #46,368 of a skit that goes on longer than it really needs to........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

70 Posted by: Divide by Zero

Kock is playing 11D chess. Take down ron by supporting Haley, knowing haley has no chance at the nomination.

Or, you know, ron is just a shitty candidate and tried to punch his ticket too soon.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 01:44 PM (pnDfv)

71 68 I will never vote for that neocon hag.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 01:43 PM (CIS44)

=======

Then you are voting with Democrats for Biden!

Go Team Red!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

72 I'm surprised that Soros made such a rookie mistake.

What he is supposed to do is talk about "gun violence", which includes suicides. Gun suicide rates are higher in white, rural areas.

So, you can pretend that "gun violence" is widespread across a state, while the actual homicides are actually concentrated in the big blue city in the state.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2023 01:44 PM (YAtuc)

73 Haley is the nominee.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 01:40 PM (ANQN/)
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For what?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 01:44 PM (cRLyS)

74 Example #46,368 of a skit that goes on longer than it really needs to........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

I stopped after she read the text message. Did it need more?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 01:44 PM (zZu0s)

75 Libertarians aren't actually interested in freedom.

When I point out that the country can't survive unlimited immigration and the welfare state, they agree, but admit that they can't get rid of the welfare state, so we should just take the "win" of unlimited immigration.

Yeah, collapsing the country will surely get us more free!

And that's just ONE example of their insanity.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 28, 2023 01:44 PM (N1tpc)

76 What's the over/under primary for when Haley drops out?

I say she's out after Super Tuesday.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (IZRF6)

77 looked like they were slobbering over Haley, seems she's become the republican uniparty candidate of choice

She's the female Jeb!.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (YAtuc)

78
It's DeSantis supporter "logic." If you are not supporting DeSantis, you are supporting Trump.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM


Oh, okay, thanks. I'd kinda forgotten about Ron. Like most people.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (enJYY)

79 These are the same Koch brothers that got swindled into spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on obviously fake wine by obvious scammers?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (iFTx/)

80 Haley is the nominee.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 01:40 PM (ANQN/)
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For what?

Posted by: Huck Follywood

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President. It's just a matter of waiting until they can sign the papers.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (ANQN/)

81 Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over, all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said, "Thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you wanna grind"

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (ZV+pB)

82 That's just because the Republican governors won't fix the problems that the Democrat mayors won't allow them to fix.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 01:33 PM (GBKbO)


Remember when Bush wouldn't overrule the Democrat governor of Louisiana and the Democrat Mayor of New Orleans?

Also, as an amusing aside, after leaving office former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin founded a firm which focuses on emergency preparedness.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (GYIa4)

83 55 Colorado is already working towards removing him from the ballot at the state level

Judge already shot that down. Unless they win on appeal.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 01:42 PM (pnDfv)

Whole thing is so stupid... yet... not only in court, but being taken seriously.

There is a Federal Statute, which defines insurrection. It would seem to me that he would have to be convicted under that Statute, for a legal finding that he is guilty of insurrection...

Note, he has not ever been charged under that statute.

This is like saying... OK, we are going to punish you for murder, even though we are not charging you with murder.... and actually... is slander.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (xaFKb)

84 With the vaunted Koch endorsement of Nikki, can the coveted Jonah, David and Kristol confirmation be far behind?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (tT6L1)

85 >>Nimarata.


Fucking War Pig.

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (hsDZG)

86 @32 TheJamesMadison-Ready to start a new political party.

The Pizza Party

Posted by: JROD at November 28, 2023 01:46 PM (IlL6s)

87 Or here's another betting game: does Haley manage to waste more money than Jeb Bush?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2023 01:46 PM (IZRF6)

88
I stopped after she read the text message. Did it need more?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 01:44 PM (zZu0s)



No. It got worse from there. Just an excuse to drop more S and F bombs, really. I didn't finish it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

89 She's a crazy-eyed megalomaniac. I hope Vivek makes it his mission to destroy her. It would his greatest service in this process.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 28, 2023 01:46 PM (hNi4N)

90 68 I will never vote for that neocon hag.
----------------
Why not send her a Confederate Flag card?

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 01:46 PM (iDpzk)

91 Oh, okay, thanks. I'd kinda forgotten about Ron. Like most people.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (enJYY)

'Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
-OzySantis

Sorry, could not resist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 01:46 PM (zZu0s)

92 There is a Federal Statute, which defines insurrection. It would seem to me that he would have to be convicted under that Statute, for a legal finding that he is guilty of insurrection...

--

You're thinking about Heritage America. We don't live there any longer.

I suspect this same thing will be what the GOPe uses to keep Trump off the ticket.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 01:46 PM (ANQN/)

93 looked like they were slobbering over Haley, seems she's become the republican uniparty candidate of choice

She's the female Jeb!.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
.......

She's married to a midget?

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 01:46 PM (v0R5T)

94 Then you are voting with Democrats for Biden!

Go Team Red!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

Literally said to She Hobbit last weekend "Hell, if it's Haley I may just vote for Biden. Why get on the slow train when the fast train is right there."

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 01:47 PM (CIS44)

95
I saw George Soros' Scumbag Get open for The Brian Jonestown Massacre at Madstock in '92.


Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 01:47 PM (QzZeQ)

96 As bad as US politicians are, they are not nearly as bad as the Irish pols I've listened to of late. Being governed by politicians who aren't merely indifferent to their populaces, but actively hate them. It's probably already this bad here but I haven't noticed it yet.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2023 01:47 PM (MeG8a)

97 The US is done if Haley wins the nomination, since only she can beat Biden. America would be finished. Please nominate Trump!

Posted by: Sid at November 28, 2023 01:47 PM (ZQ8Ij)

98 please clap

Posted by: Nikki! at November 28, 2023 01:47 PM (AR07F)

99 With the vaunted Koch endorsement of Nikki, can the coveted Jonah, David and Kristol confirmation be far behind?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (tT6L1)

Yep!

Posted by: Fat Joney Goldberg, pushing 3 bills! at November 28, 2023 01:47 PM (ntk8v)

100 Posted by: Sid at November 28, 2023 01:47 PM (ZQ8Ij)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 28, 2023 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

101 This is like saying... OK, we are going to punish you for murder, even though we are not charging you with murder.... and actually... is slander.

Posted by: Romeo13

-

Imagine news getting out of some nobody police chief in a town of 5,000 doing this to a 24 year old high school dropout perpetual-criminal meth dealer named J'amall.

But we can do it to the president because he said pussy.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 01:48 PM (ANQN/)

102 Nikki Haley as GOP nominee is just crazy talk. What is she, thirty or forty points behind?

No, sadly for America, another near 80 year old is the nominee. A guy who lost to the basement dweller last time and can't hire solid people to save his life. But, at least, he isn't Biden and he believes America is worth fighting for.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 01:49 PM (cRLyS)

103 Nikki Haley is !Jeb with smaller boobs and brains. The only upside to her nomination is it would put the controlled opposition party known as the GOP out of its misery.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 28, 2023 01:49 PM (KSNKu)

104 77 . . . She's the female Jeb!.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

"Please clap" or "Oh no, the clap!"?

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at November 28, 2023 01:49 PM (gf7Ez)

105 Someone had a nice response to Soros " let's see Mr Soros stop for gas in Jackson Mississippi without a bodyguard"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2023 01:50 PM (AhZSY)

106
Soon as Nikki! finishes that box of red she
's gonna use that Cock money to get the names and numbers of all you commenting bastards, and-

start drunk calling you.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 01:51 PM (QzZeQ)

107 The. NARRATIVE.

Facts do not matter, only the narrative is important.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 28, 2023 01:51 PM (17s+e)

108 Biden versus Nikki: seppuku with a gun to the head instead of a blade to the guts.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 28, 2023 01:51 PM (tT6L1)

109 Something for ACE to keep in mind when the COBs salary and benefits get overwhelming:

According to the site Futurism, SI [Sports Illustrated] used artificial intelligence-generated copy and AI-generated writer profiles and passed them off as real people.

One such fabricated author, Drew Ortiz, had a biography that didn't suggest he was anything but a normal human. "Product reviewer for all things Outdoors, Camping, Backyard Games, Hunting, and Fishing," his bio said.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 01:52 PM (pnDfv)

110 'I' can't give more than more than $3300 to a campaign, and PACS are supposed to be limited to $5000.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (xaFKb)


You don't "give" to a campaign, you become the campaign. They can spend an unlimited amount of money on voter turnout and issue advocacy as long as they don't mention a specific candidate.

They could just say that what the country needs is a female, Republican, Indian President and let the voters decide for themselves which of the many options they'll choose.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 01:52 PM (GYIa4)

111
She's a crazy-eyed megalomaniac. I hope Vivek makes it his mission to destroy her. It would his greatest service in this process.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 28, 2023 01:46 PM


If nothing else he's been a source of amusement this time around. Maybe the 'kids' new to voting, look at the (R) party in a different light with him in the mix. I mean, just how bad can the (R)'s be if he's one?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 01:52 PM (enJYY)

112 Haley spends all of her time denouncing DeSantis, and doesn't have a bad word for Trump.

She's running to be Trump's VP.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2023 01:53 PM (YAtuc)

113 DeSantis > Haley > Trump > Newsome > Biden > Harris.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true. So we could do a lot worse than Haley.

Posted by: A person afraid of the LGBTQ lobby at November 28, 2023 01:53 PM (5DTn7)

114 Something for ACE to keep in mind when the COBs salary and benefits get overwhelming:

According to the site Futurism, SI [Sports Illustrated] used artificial intelligence-generated copy and AI-generated writer profiles and passed them off as real people.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 01:52 PM (pnDfv)

Nobody REALLY sous vides, you know.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 01:53 PM (i4S1+)

115 Colorado is already working towards removing him from the ballot at the state level
------
Judge already shot that down. Unless they win on appeal.


In the CO supreme court? What's your guess?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2023 01:53 PM (nfrXX)

116 Nikki's entire campaign is just a painful rehash of Jeb's 2016 run. All the same big backers, and the grass roots voters loathe her. It's like someone looked at Jeb's campaign and said "Hey, let's remake it - but we'll put a woman in it, and make it LAAAAME!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2023 01:53 PM (i9ffA)

117 85 >>Nimarata.


Fucking War Pig.
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (hsDZG)

Bitches at Black Masses....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

118 112 Haley spends all of her time denouncing DeSantis, and doesn't have a bad word for Trump.

She's running to be Trump's VP.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2023 01:53 PM (YAtuc)

That's what I'm thinking too.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 01:54 PM (xaFKb)

119 I will never vote for that neocon hag.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 01:43 PM (CIS44)

She's an out-and-out left-wing c***.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2023 01:54 PM (BJ3tf)

120 96 As bad as US politicians are, they are not nearly as bad as the Irish pols I've listened to of late. Being governed by politicians who aren't merely indifferent to their populaces, but actively hate them. It's probably already this bad here but I haven't noticed it yet.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2023 01:47 PM (MeG8a)

++++

The White House uses replicas of COVID-19 germs in their "Christmas" decorating scheme. Yes, they hate us. Overtly.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 28, 2023 01:54 PM (FL9yc)

121
I think Nikki's name should now be spelled-

N!kk!

in the spirit of those two great candidates Jeb! and Hillary!.

Make it so AOSHQ Style Book.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (QzZeQ)

122 Bitches at Black Masses....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

Evil minds that plot conscription . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (i4S1+)

123 So a Haley/Christie 2024 ticket et tu?

SMOD!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (HdzIW)

124 So I bit the bullet and read that drivel from "LA Progressive".

His whole argument is that the RATE of murder is rising faster in rural areas than in urban areas. (And only a select number of urban vs. rural as well.)

So, first: when your murder rate is 1 (per 100K) and it goes to 1.5 compared to a murder rate of 20 that goes to 25, YES, the rate rises faster.

Second part, I had to stifle an actual laugh out loud moment when he started comparing white murder rates.

I had to sit down. You're telling me that poor rural whites murder each other at a higher rate than rich, urban whites!?!?

That whole article was an example of how to lie (badly) with cherry picked statistics.

Which is who the left is.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (N1tpc)

125 Finland now says the entire Russia border is closed, to prevent middle eastern migrants from crossing into the country. I'm sure Putin can put those folks to productive work in Kharkiv.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (y2L/0)

126 Nobody REALLY sous vides, you know.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 01:53 PM


*eyeballs sous vide circulator*

*adds Comrade Flounder to The List*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (aQy7p)

127 I can't see the community note. What does (did?) it say?
Posted by: Martbell at November 28, 2023 01:41 PM (k6jlz)


It lists the top 5 murder rate cities in the US. Technically that doesn't answer the point that Soros made but most X users are idiots.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (GYIa4)

128 Was surprised to see Chicago isn't up there. Wonder what kind of weird stat manipulation they're using to try to claim that murder rates in rural areas(which are generally fairly low) are higher.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (eYoxG)

129 Note, he has not ever been charged under that statute.

The lawyers were arguing the 1850s definition of insurrection. Since that is what the writers of the 14th amendment has in mind when they wrote it. And that definition was basically: Disagreeing with the government. It is insurrection if someone says it is.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (pnDfv)

130 We know you can Pull it Off, Ace.


...now. What's this about a hat?

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2023 01:56 PM (hsDZG)

131 She's running to be Trump's VP.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2023 01:53 PM (YAtuc)

That's what I'm thinking too.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 01:54 PM (xaFKb)

No Kochsuckers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 01:56 PM (i4S1+)

132 123 So a Haley/Christie 2024 ticket et tu?

SMOD!
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (HdzIW)

So, the Bitch and the Snitch?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 01:56 PM (xaFKb)

133 overhaul: transitive verb meaning "to catch up with; overtake

Posted by: creeper at November 28, 2023 01:56 PM (cTCuP)

134 122 Bitches at Black Masses....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

Evil minds that plot conscription . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (i4S1+)

nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 01:56 PM (xcxpd)

135 Not sure where Soros Junior got his stats, but a state by state look shows the highest is Louisiana at 23/100K. Alaska is number six (worst) at 12/100k.
https://tinyurl.com/2ytcj8uk

Major cities start with St Louis at 69/100k, Chicago is ten at 24/100k. I suppose there are some small towns of 1000 that have one murder, so a rate of 100/100K, but states (including the whole population of the state) overall are much lower than cities, from my brief look.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2023 01:56 PM (Cus5s)

136 102
No, sadly for America, another near 80 year old is the nominee. A guy who lost to the basement dweller last time and can't hire solid people to save his life. But, at least, he isn't Biden and he believes America is worth fighting for.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 01:49 PM (cRLyS)

I think we can all agree the great experiment called the USA is finished. The question to be answered is will it be slowed down, or sped up. When you look across the spectrum of GOP candidates - Trump included - it is precisely that which you are voting for.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2023 01:56 PM (N39Ws)

137 In the CO supreme court? What's your guess?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2023 01:53 PM (nfrXX)

if they allow it, the SCOTUS would be forced to step in. You can't allow States to decide which Federal candidates are or are not allowed on the ballot; otherwise what's to stop Texas and Florida from inventing a reason to kick all the democrats off of their ballots?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2023 01:57 PM (i9ffA)

138 OK, so this PAC is going to give direct support to Haley... uh, how does that fly under current campaign finance law?

'I' can't give more than more than $3300 to a campaign, and PACS are supposed to be limited to $5000.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 01:38 PM (xaFKb)
++++
Per my understanding, PACs are limited in terms of how much they can give to candidate campaigns, but not in terms of how much they can spend on candidates.

MannixPAC could give $5k to Cthulhu For President and no more, but that's not an issue at all. MannixPAC could still take out ads on TV and send direct mail and make phone calls and send door-to-door canvassers to deliver the good news about Cthulhu and make the case for why it ought to be president, and can do so without limit - so long as Cthulhu and its campaign do not coordinate with MannixPAC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 01:57 PM (d04cU)

139 122 Bitches at Black Masses....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

Evil minds that plot conscription . . . .
----------------
Snort.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 01:57 PM (iDpzk)

140 B!tches at Black Masses

An unknown Mario Bava film?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 01:57 PM (HdzIW)

141
Vivek could come out tomorrow in a skirt and 5" heels, announce he's transitioning, and I'd still rather see him as Veep then Haley.

Just for the lulz.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 01:57 PM (enJYY)

142 Also, as an amusing aside, after leaving office former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin founded a firm which focuses on emergency preparedness.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 01:45 PM (GYIa4)

Um, whatever I did? Don't do that, okay?

Posted by: Ray Nagin at November 28, 2023 01:57 PM (BJ3tf)

143 She's an out-and-out left-wing c***.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I accept your assessment.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 01:57 PM (CIS44)

144 Colorado is already working towards removing him from the ballot at the state level
------
Judge already shot that down. Unless they win on appeal.

In the CO supreme court? What's your guess?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2023 01:53 PM (nfrXX)
=============
He's over 35 and a natural-born citizen, so Colorado has no say in whether or not he can be on the ballot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 01:57 PM (vBtmB)

145 121
I think Nikki's name should now be spelled-

N!kk!

in the spirit of those two great candidates Jeb! and Hillary!.

Make it so AOSHQ Style Book.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (QzZeQ)

That's great, far superior to the "Nimrata!" I had in mind.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 28, 2023 01:58 PM (KSNKu)

146 140 B!tches at Black Masses

An unknown Mario Bava film?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 01:57 PM (HdzIW)

You know, I'd watch that

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 01:58 PM (xcxpd)

147 The lawyers were arguing the 1850s definition of insurrection. Since that is what the writers of the 14th amendment has in mind when they wrote it. And that definition was basically: Disagreeing with the government. It is insurrection if someone says it is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (pnDfv)

Except that Rights are constantly redefined by laws Congress Rights. Look at 'gun laws'. Hell, if we go that way then every able bodied Man is part of the Militia, and has a LEGAL OBLIGATION to have either a musket or rifle and ammunition.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 01:58 PM (xaFKb)

148 OT but I'm trying to organize my office so of course playing LPs and CL 622, Brubeck Time, Columbia Records, has a painted cover in which Dave Brubeck looks quite a bit like Jeff Goldblum.
'Painting by'
wait a minute CXTYGRE name forthcoming let me get my glasses
'Boris Artzybasheff'.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 01:58 PM (/BBNv)

149 When did colorado become such a dump? Was it the stoners?

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 01:58 PM (33nmr)

150 Haley now up to almost 15% of Trump's poll numbers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 28, 2023 01:58 PM (17s+e)

151 He's over 35 and a natural-born citizen, so Colorado has no say in whether or not he can be on the ballot.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 01:57 PM (vBtmB)
=============
see what I did there? Showed faith in the Constitution! I hope everyone got a laugh.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (vBtmB)

152 We've already seen how this works.

Get the legal crap going, do what you want, and tie it up in court. Two years later "oh, it was illegal, don't do it again."

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (ANQN/)

153 Nikki Sixx > Nikki Haley

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (u73oe)

154 Finland now says the entire Russia border is closed, to prevent middle eastern migrants from crossing into the country.

There have been anti-closure demonstrations in Finnish border towns.

A number of people have family on both sides of the border.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (YAtuc)

155 The Soros guns lies remind me of this false equivalency:

How bad is the gun problem in America? Who wore it better? Hamas "headquarters" https://tinyurl.com/bdhckykh

or a random American family?
https://tinyurl.com/bd43kr47


The second photo is worse than the first. The folks in the first photo are actually fighting a war. The folks in the second photo WISH they were.

I missed where the random American family massacred over 1000 people, but if it makes you feel better, I guess you can pretend they’re worse.

if you want to get technical, 'random' right-wing families have murdered thousands of people throughout US history. 50 here, 25 there--it adds up. The number doesn't matter. The killing does.

As stupid as the redneck collector family is, they aren't Hamas. No evidence that they attack, slaughter, rape, burn and otherwise terrorize anyone else. So big fat fucking fail on this post.

Oh they definitely terrorize others. All you have to do is look at the background of mass shooters to see how they were raised. Most come from very conservative families like Kyle Rittenhouse and Dylan Roof.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (JCZqz)

156 Haley is trying to get the VP slot.

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (33nmr)

157 Haley has no chance whatsoever. She is horrible and an embarrassment to S.C. That is not election fever talking, I legit have no respect for her going back many years.

The cucks, er Koch’s would be better of funding Desantis. This Is just stupid, conservatives are not going to go out and vote for, checks notes, “Nicki Haley”. Man those guys have f you money. Why not give it to the homeless or the blind? You’re gonna piss it away on Nikki Haley?

Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (f+lVG)

158 Is School Bus Nagin still in jail?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (sUTkI)

159 She's running to be Trump's VP.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2023 01:53 PM (YAtuc)

Not a chance. She wants the golden goblet, nothing less. She's a monster of ambition. Anyway, if Trump even considers her he's lost all connection to his base, which I doubt he has.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (hNi4N)

160 149 When did colorado become such a dump? Was it the stoners?
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 01:58 PM (33nmr)

Yeah and California immigrants.

The Dems figured out if they control Denver, they control the state.

See also Seattle and Washington state.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (xcxpd)

161 *eyeballs sous vide circulator*

*adds Comrade Flounder to The List*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (aQy7p)

Obligatory: Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 02:00 PM (i4S1+)

162 This OK town with 1000 residents had 1 murder. That is a murder rate of 100 per 100,000! Highest in the country and it is in a deep red town! Owned you MAGAs!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 02:00 PM (pnDfv)

163 >>Haley is trying to get the VP slot.


I bet her VP slot smells like 2 week old Curry.

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2023 02:00 PM (hsDZG)

164 I think Nikki's name should now be spelled-

N!kk!

in the spirit of those two great candidates Jeb! and Hillary!.

Make it so AOSHQ Style Book.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (QzZeQ)

That's great, far superior to the "Nimrata!" I had in mind.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 28, 2023 01:58 PM (KSNKu)

-----------

Nikkita!

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 02:00 PM (01lkg)

165


Haley = Koch-whore


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2023 02:00 PM (x0n13)

166 ... So, first: when your murder rate is 1 (per 100K) and it goes to 1.5 compared to a murder rate of 20 that goes to 25, YES, the rate rises faster. ...
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (N1tpc)
++++
Right. It's why it's fairly easy for a company to be "fastest growing." If you go from $10k in sales in a year to $1 million in sales in a year, you're growing 100x per year - pretty damn fast, but also pretty damn easy when yours is a new company and you have lots of sales incentives and the kind of white-glove customer service that often comes from startups.

"Fastest-growing cloud storage provider" isn't difficult to achieve - especially if you can determine *what* is the growth metric you want (revenues, customers, gigabytes, etc.) and doubly so if you can also choose the time period you want (year, quarter, month, half-hour, etc.).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:00 PM (d04cU)

167 Nikki Haley as GOP nominee is just crazy talk. What is she, thirty or forty points behind?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 01:49 PM (cRLyS)


I saw something this morning which said 60. Could be bothered to verify.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 02:00 PM (GYIa4)

168 Second part, I had to stifle an actual laugh out loud moment when he started comparing white murder rates.

I had to sit down. You're telling me that poor rural whites murder each other at a higher rate than rich, urban whites!?!?

That whole article was an example of how to lie (badly) with cherry picked statistics.

Which is who the left is.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (N1tpc)
___________________

"Yea, I'm laughing about that too!"

-- Paul Pelosi (with scar on head from getting hit with hammer by gay white dude)

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

169 The only thing to make that community note better would be to annotate when was the last time they didn't have a Democrat Mayor.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at November 28, 2023 02:00 PM (evaxF)

170 I think Nikki's name should now be spelled-

N!kk!

in the spirit of those two great candidates Jeb! and Hillary!.

Make it so AOSHQ Style Book.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (QzZeQ)

Excellent suggestion!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2023 02:00 PM (BJ3tf)

171 I haven't watched it in about ten years and don't know if it's still on, but Soros Jr. should watch a marathon of "The First 48".
The murdering in the Democrat run cities goes on pretty much non-stop.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 28, 2023 02:01 PM (FL9yc)

172 I’m saying it now there’s zero chance Haley gets the vp slot. Trump is not a “cat” like Biden. he doesn’t need Haley for anything. What can she give him?

Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2023 02:01 PM (f+lVG)

173 144. Right on. Can a fed judge over rule a state court on this matter?

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 02:01 PM (33nmr)

174 Do not want to see Nikki Haley in any government position any time.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 28, 2023 02:01 PM (t0dV9)

175 Thats a great hat, ace. Your neck will thank you.

Posted by: creeper at November 28, 2023 02:01 PM (cTCuP)

176 Haley = Koch-whore

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2023 02:00 PM (x0n13)

See also, Kochsucker.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 02:01 PM (i4S1+)

177 ... The second photo is worse than the first. The folks in the first photo are actually fighting a war. The folks in the second photo WISH they were. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (JCZqz)
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More likely, hoping against hope that they *won't* have to be in a war - and trying to stack the deck in favor of that outcome through preparedness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:01 PM (d04cU)

178 Old and Busted : Butter Face


New and Presidential : Dahl Face

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2023 02:01 PM (hsDZG)

179 In addition, our internal polling consistently shows that Nikki Haley is by far the strongest candidate Republicans could put up against Joe Biden in a general election...

It's all made up.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 28, 2023 02:02 PM (Rbu5d)

180 if they allow it, the SCOTUS would be forced to step in. You can't allow States to decide which Federal candidates are or are not allowed on the ballot; otherwise what's to stop Texas and Florida from inventing a reason to kick all the democrats off of their ballots?
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2023 01:57 PM (i9ffA)

Except that Calif already does this through the Jungle Primary crap... not for Prezzy, but for House and Senate.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 02:02 PM (xaFKb)

181 I don't see Trump having anything to do with Jebette. Not after the way she flounced from her UN ambassador job.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 02:02 PM (pnDfv)

182 Kochsucker?

So another Kamala Harris?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 02:02 PM (HdzIW)

183 172. Being a woman i guess. She is of color, and maybe helps on abortion issue. But you are right

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 02:02 PM (33nmr)

184 Haley has no chance whatsoever. She is horrible and an embarrassment to S.C. That is not election fever talking, I legit have no respect for her going back many years.

She's the GOPe favorite. Nothing more. NTers who are pretending to be Republicans say they will vote for her. But enough about Bill Kristol...

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 02:02 PM (I/Qkd)

185 Nikki isn't going anywhere

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 02:02 PM (/MbBE)

186 166 ... So, first: when your murder rate is 1 (per 100K) and it goes to 1.5 compared to a murder rate of 20 that goes to 25, YES, the rate rises faster. ...
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 28, 2023 01:55 PM (N1tpc)
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Right. It's why it's fairly easy for a company to be "fastest growing." If you go from $10k in sales in a year to $1 million in sales in a year, you're growing 100x per year - pretty damn fast, but also pretty damn easy when yours is a new company and you have lots of sales incentives and the kind of white-glove customer service that often comes from startups.

"Fastest-growing cloud storage provider" isn't difficult to achieve - especially if you can determine *what* is the growth metric you want (revenues, customers, gigabytes, etc.) and doubly so if you can also choose the time period you want (year, quarter, month, half-hour, etc.).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:00 PM (d04cU)

_____________

I was a real stud back in the day when I doubled -- doubled! -- the number of girls I slept with. From one to two.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

187 He's over 35 and a natural-born citizen, so Colorado has no say in whether or not he can be on the ballot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

--

I'm betting Colorado's electors are allowed to dissent.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 02:02 PM (ANQN/)

188 178 New and Presidential : Dahl Face
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2023 02:01 PM (hsDZG)


Roald or Arlene. Or Tarka?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2023 02:02 PM (x0n13)

189 overhaul: transitive verb meaning "to catch up with; overtake
Posted by: creeper at November 28, 2023 01:56 PM (cTCuP)

You may see it used in that sense in nautical stories about sailing ships.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2023 02:03 PM (BJ3tf)

190 177 More likely, hoping against hope that they *won't* have to be in a war - and trying to stack the deck in favor of that outcome through preparedness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:01 PM (d04cU)

=========

Being prepared for people trying to murder you is worse than murdering people.

Unless you're oppressed, of course, and white people can't be oppressed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

191 185 Nikki isn't going anywhere
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 02:02 PM (/MbBE)

She's staying in that hotel lobby until she's finished, damn it!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:03 PM (xcxpd)

192 Budgie - I Turned to Stone

https://youtu.be/Ua2wFKlDv2U

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 02:04 PM (i4S1+)

193 Nikki Sixx > Nikki Haley
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (u73oe)



He's actually a racist piece of shit.

https://youtu.be/X9Sw_oI5T4o?t=55

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 28, 2023 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

194 The only meaningful murder statistic is stranger-stranger homicide. If your live in boyfriend stabs you or your drug-addicted roommate gets frisky then its sad, tragic, etc. but more a sum of bad life choices + bad luck.

The real question is your chances as a law-abiding, working, (relatively) sober individual doing normie norm things getting cut down by some random perp or stupid robbery.

If parsed that way I'm sure the relative crime rate of Blue over Red areas would be several more factors more.

Posted by: Zek at November 28, 2023 02:04 PM (5FPX4)

195 When did colorado become such a dump? Was it the stoners?
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 01:58 PM (33nmr)
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No. The stoners were their own problem, but it was much later on from the root problem of colonization by Californians, primarily from Silicon Valley. CO was subject to two massive population influxes within a 20-year period. The first was the telecom boom (90s) and the second was the cost-rationalization era following the tech wreck (mid aughts through mid teens), where lots of CA tech companies took advantage of the high tech skill level - and lower cost structure - in the Front Range to outsource a lot of CA operations. A lot of CA people came with it, and the state faltered from purple into blue. Then universal cheat-by-mail sealed the deal and the Party went whole-hog.

It was deliberately targeted by the Party as a conversion opportunity. Staggering sums of money poured in to CO as a part of the overall campaign.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:04 PM (d04cU)

196 Damn......


Strike one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

197 If it was Roald Dahl we would get Death of the Giant Caterpillar at the Chocolate Factory by Ooompa Loompa.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 02:04 PM (HdzIW)

198 160. Chicago ruined illinois. 0ver 100 counties in illinois, and biden and obama won about 5 of them

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 02:05 PM (33nmr)

199 The only meaningful murder statistic is stranger-stranger homicide. If your live in boyfriend stabs you or your drug-addicted roommate gets frisky then its sad, tragic, etc. but more a sum of bad life choices + bad luck.

The real question is your chances as a law-abiding, working, (relatively) sober individual doing normie norm things getting cut down by some random perp or stupid robbery.

If parsed that way I'm sure the relative crime rate of Blue over Red areas would be several more factors more.
Posted by: Zek a

You're just being racist, H8R

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 02:05 PM (CIS44)

200
When did colorado become such a dump? Was it the stoners?

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 01:58 PM


I knew two stoner brothers when I was in high school whose highest ambition in life was to move to Colorado. Ever curious about how people in your youth turned out?

I was so I checked 'em both out. The older brother has a half a million dollar federal lien on his ass, the under-performing brother who was in my class a mere quarter million dollar federal lien.

I suspect I know what they were doing in Colorado and it wasn't anywhere near the 'gainful employment' category.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 02:05 PM (enJYY)

201 159 She's running to be Trump's VP.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2023 01:53 PM (YAtuc)

Not a chance. She wants the golden goblet, nothing less. She's a monster of ambition. Anyway, if Trump even considers her he's lost all connection to his base, which I doubt he has.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (hNi4N)

Nope, sneak in a VP... knowing that even though healthy now, Trump is old. Age IS a factor here, no matter how much many would like to dismiss it. At 80+ Health can turn on a dime.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 02:05 PM (xaFKb)

202 He's over 35 and a natural-born citizen, so Colorado has no say in whether or not he can be on the ballot.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 01:57 PM (vBtmB)
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see what I did there? Showed faith in the Constitution! I hope everyone got a laugh.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (vBtmB)

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"The U.S. Constitution has no standing. Next!"

-- SCOTUS 2020 & 2024

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 02:06 PM (ODCxE)

203 She and Christie should do a routine they could go to lowlife dump in the north like lowlife bars or something and do a schtick.

Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2023 02:06 PM (f+lVG)

204 At one time New Orleans was in the Top 10 murder rate for the entire western hemisphere, along with 9 other cities in such wonderful places as El Salvador, Honduras, and cartel-controlled regions of Mexico

Posted by: brak at November 28, 2023 02:06 PM (AR07F)

205 192 Budgie - I Turned to Stone

https://youtu.be/Ua2wFKlDv2U
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 02:04 PM (i4S1+)

Turn to stone you say...?
https://youtu.be/BDhJU_cNCZE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:06 PM (xcxpd)

206 Man with worlds smallest penis docks his huge super yacht aqua super penis in Florida.

Jeff Bezos’ Koru sailing yacht has finally arrived in the US, and it’s so enormous that it did not fit next to other superyachts at the Port of Everglades. The $500 million vessel was finally docked next to gigantic oil tankers at the South Florida seaport.

I bet Koch has one too.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 28, 2023 02:06 PM (eYF7X)

207 St. Louis, MO - Tishaura Jones (Democrat)
Baltimore, MD - Brandon Scott (Democrat)
New Orleans, LA - LaToya Cantrell (Democrat)
Detroit, MI - Mike Duggan (Democrat
Cleveland, OH - Justin Bibb (Democrat)




Maine has a Democrat Governor and Democrat controlled legislature and has an extremely low murder rate, among the best in the country.

Are we sure there isn't another factor involved?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2023 02:06 PM (MQlda)

208 Nikki Haley is not a thing AND SHE NEVER WILL BE NO MATTER WHAT.

I do love that she's around though. The beta orbiters of Big Cuck have been furiously jacking their micropenises to febrile fantasies of President Haley for YEARS now, and it makes me laugh every single time I see one of them going there. Allahpundit's been among the funniest in this regard.

PS - aside from her other manifold faults as a politician, Her Ozempic-face is starting to get bad. She'll look like Skeletor soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2023 02:07 PM (0FoWg)

209 Haley did say that she would deport all those that entered the US illegally.
I think she wants to be Trump's VP.

DeSantis will be debating Newsom on Thursday.
I'm looking forward to that.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 28, 2023 02:07 PM (NpAcC)

210 195. Thanks Joe

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 02:07 PM (33nmr)

211 Turn to stone you say...?
https://youtu.be/BDhJU_cNCZE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:06 PM (xcxpd)

Flashback.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (i4S1+)

212 Nikki Haley has no support from the R base yet unlimited money.

Anyone ask Nikki if she enjoys being controlled opposition?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (XqcwY)

213 No. The stoners were their own problem, but it was much later on from the root problem of colonization by Californians, primarily from Silicon Valley.

sounds like Austin

Posted by: brak at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (AR07F)

214 When the whigs went out, did they burn everything on the way out too?

Posted by: Inogame at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (53oGX)

215 The picture of the American family with all the guns laid out isn't remotely militant. Nobody has that many guns for fighting - too much to manage, ammunition levels are hard to deal with it if you have enough for all of the calibers and types involved, etc. That's a collector who loves firearms. Of all those, most probably are only very rarely used. The dad probably has a few he uses regularly, maybe the same for mom. Most are probably stored away and used occasionally if at all.

That's a picture of a hobby, not a militia.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (d04cU)

216 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM

These people really do inhabit an alternate reality.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (aQy7p)

217 212 Nikki Haley has no support from the R base yet unlimited money.

Anyone ask Nikki if she enjoys being controlled opposition?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (XqcwY)

=========

"It's pretty sweet, to be honest."
-Jeb

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

218 If Nikki changed her name to Kittie she might have a chance.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (iDpzk)

219 Haley did say that she would deport all those that entered the US illegally.
I think she wants to be Trump's VP.


She also said to let in all the 'paley refugees'

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (CIS44)

220 Has Haley retracted her desire to import all those Hamas related savages from Gaza?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (HdzIW)

221 201, false. No offense my good man but it makes no sense. Trump would pick Haley because of his age? Have you listened to young people these days? And why would Trump care he wants to be president?

I would bet anything and anyone who wants to put something up let’s do it no I don’t wanna do that cause I love the hoard I’m just saying there’s no way Nikki Haley is going to be vice president we don’t like her we want her to go away

Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (f+lVG)

222 The Bezos Post has a story about...MAGA Dominatrixes.

Yes...that there are dominatrixes that get paid to make beta male leftists say they want Trump...

We truly live in stupid times.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 02:09 PM (XqcwY)

223 215 The picture of the American family with all the guns laid out isn't remotely militant. Nobody has that many guns for fighting - too much to manage, ammunition levels are hard to deal with it if you have enough for all of the calibers and types involved, etc. That's a collector who loves firearms. Of all those, most probably are only very rarely used. The dad probably has a few he uses regularly, maybe the same for mom. Most are probably stored away and used occasionally if at all.

That's a picture of a hobby, not a militia.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (d04cU)

#Truth

And I would know

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:09 PM (xcxpd)

224 ... I do love that she's around though. The beta orbiters of Big Cuck have been furiously jacking their micropenises to febrile fantasies of President Haley for YEARS now, and it makes me laugh every single time I see one of them going there. Allahpundit's been among the funniest in this regard. ...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2023 02:07 PM (0FoWg)
++++
Cruelty Level: Ace

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:09 PM (d04cU)

225 Maine has a Democrat Governor and Democrat controlled legislature and has an extremely low murder rate, among the best in the country.

Are we sure there isn't another factor involved?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


No gangbangers?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 02:09 PM (spU3M)

226 Nikki Haley is not a thing AND SHE NEVER WILL BE NO MATTER WHAT.


--

Not for us, but the government is not for us.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 02:09 PM (ANQN/)

227 New Koch or Koch Classic?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2023 02:09 PM (63Dwl)

228 Turn to stone you say...?
https://youtu.be/BDhJU_cNCZE
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:06 PM (xcxpd)

Here's a live performance at Wembley that is really good:

https://youtu.be/kXpjF1qtpt0?si=ezSZVSAYe7pSitCl

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2023 02:09 PM (TTAGa)

229 214 When the whigs went out, did they burn everything on the way out too?
---------------
Nah. They had good lives practicing usury.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 02:09 PM (iDpzk)

230 Sorry not seeing Nikki Haley donning cat ears and doing the Nyan Nyan song...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 02:09 PM (HdzIW)

231 Has Haley retracted her desire to import all those Hamas related savages from Gaza?

Can we sponsor the "Move 10 GAZA refugees to Nikki Haley's House" Act first?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (XqcwY)

232 DeSantis will be debating Newsom on Thursday.
I'm looking forward to that.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 28, 2023 02:07 PM (NpAcC)
.......

First one to make fun of the other guys hair wins!

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (v0R5T)

233 Haley has a protruding drip chin.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (eYF7X)

234 In many areas, the stoners are going back to buying from dealers. Brain dead, but they hate the 25% tax at the despensaries

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (33nmr)

235 221 201, false. No offense my good man but it makes no sense. Trump would pick Haley because of his age? Have you listened to young people these days? And why would Trump care he wants to be president?

I would bet anything and anyone who wants to put something up let’s do it no I don’t wanna do that cause I love the hoard I’m just saying there’s no way Nikki Haley is going to be vice president we don’t like her we want her to go away
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (f+lVG)

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I wouldn't say it's impossible for Trump to pick Haley as his VP.

She's not attacking him. She was his ambassador to the UN and did well. She has an air of loyalty to him personally.

It's possible. I kind of doubt it (who had Pence on their card for 2016?, it'll probably someone out of the conversation like that again), but it's possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

236 Nope, sneak in a VP... knowing that even though healthy now, Trump is old. Age IS a factor here, no matter how much many would like to dismiss it. At 80+ Health can turn on a dime.

Here's a thought: instead of nominating the 77 year old, we think ahead and nominate someone who's not likely to stroke out in office. Screw the veep, I want a vigorous president.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (I/Qkd)

237 211 Turn to stone you say...?
https://youtu.be/BDhJU_cNCZE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:06 PM (xcxpd)

Flashback.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (i4S1+)

The Budgie song was good, thanks for that by the way

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (xcxpd)

238 225 Maine has a Democrat Governor and Democrat controlled legislature and has an extremely low murder rate, among the best in the country.

Are we sure there isn't another factor involved?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


No gangbangers?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 02:09 PM (spU3M)

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It's the home of Lovecraftian horror, so it scares off the violent?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

239 Examples please?


if you want to get technical, 'random' right-wing families have murdered thousands of people throughout US history. 50 here, 25 there--it adds up. The number doesn't matter. The killing does.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 02:11 PM (pnDfv)

240 195 When did colorado become such a dump? Was it the stoners?
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 01:58 PM (33nmr)
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No. The stoners were their own problem, but it was much later on from the root problem of colonization by Californians, primarily from Silicon Valley. CO was subject to two massive population influxes within a 20-year period. The first was the telecom boom (90s) and the second was the cost-rationalization era following the tech wreck (mid aughts through mid teens), where lots of CA tech companies took advantage of the high tech skill level - and lower cost structure - in the Front Range to outsource a lot of CA operations. A lot of CA people came with it, and the state faltered from purple into blue. Then universal cheat-by-mail sealed the deal and the Party went whole-hog.

It was deliberately targeted by the Party as a conversion opportunity. Staggering sums of money poured in to CO as a part of the overall campaign.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:04 PM (d04cU)
____

That plus a steady invasion of poor, mostly Hispanic foreigners doing what poor, mostly Hispanic foreigners do. People think of CO as very white white. They're wrong.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

241 When the whigs went out, did they burn everything on the way out too?
Posted by: Inogame at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (53oGX)


Yes, although at the time "everything" was limited to a bottle of lamp oil.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 02:11 PM (GYIa4)

242 236, what are you doing in the privacy of your own home is your own Business

Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2023 02:11 PM (f+lVG)

243 230 Sorry not seeing Nikki Haley donning cat ears and doing the Nyan Nyan song...
----------------
Everyone loves Kitties.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 02:11 PM (iDpzk)

244
It's possible. I kind of doubt it (who had Pence on their card for 2016?, it'll probably someone out of the conversation like that again), but it's possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

Well Pence made a lot of sense to soften Trump's image and to appeal to more traditional Republican voters. Haley offers more the prospect of establishment support I suppose.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 02:11 PM (eYoxG)

245 239 Examples please?


if you want to get technical, 'random' right-wing families have murdered thousands of people throughout US history. 50 here, 25 there--it adds up. The number doesn't matter. The killing does.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2023 02:11 PM (pnDfv)

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Shut up. You just need to believe, like the thousands of black men shot down by police every day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

246 225. Like most of new england, maine has no melting pots and rejects immigrants. Lilly white lefties

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 02:12 PM (33nmr)

247 It's the home of Lovecraftian horror, so it scares off the violent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM


*Somali 'refugees' have entered the chat*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 02:12 PM (aQy7p)

248 Nikki Sixx > Nikki Haley
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM

Stevie Nicks > Nikki Sixx > Nikki Haley

Posted by: Moron Math at November 28, 2023 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

249 The Budgie song was good, thanks for that by the way

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (xcxpd)

Parents, Napolean Bonaparts 1 and 2, Nude Disintegrating Parachutist Woman, Breadfan.

Don't get me started on Hard Stuff.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 28, 2023 02:12 PM (i4S1+)

250 Maine has a Democrat Governor and Democrat controlled legislature and has an extremely low murder rate, among the best in the country.

Are we sure there isn't another factor involved?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


No gangbangers?
Posted by: rickb223 a

Stephen King

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 02:13 PM (CIS44)

251 Turn to stone you say...?
https://youtu.be/BDhJU_cNCZE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:06 PM (xcxpd)

++++
Nice musical break in the middle of otherwise dismal news.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 28, 2023 02:13 PM (FL9yc)

252 if you want to get technical, 'random' right-wing families have murdered thousands of people throughout US history. 50 here, 25 there--it adds up. The number doesn't matter. The killing does.

As stupid as the redneck collector family is, they aren't Hamas. No evidence that they attack, slaughter, rape, burn and otherwise terrorize anyone else. So big fat fucking fail on this post.

Oh they definitely terrorize others. All you have to do is look at the background of mass shooters to see how they were raised. Most come from very conservative families like Kyle Rittenhouse and Dylan Roof.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM (JCZqz)
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It's Her Truth (tm). Or His Truth (tm). Whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:13 PM (d04cU)

253 244 Well Pence made a lot of sense to soften Trump's image and to appeal to more traditional Republican voters. Haley offers more the prospect of establishment support I suppose.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 02:11 PM (eYoxG)

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And Trump hasn't been making war with the Establishment as a whole pretty much since he got the nomination in 2016. It's limited to particular power centers like Mitch at this point.

I still think it'll be someone establishment-friendly like Haley, but I doubt it'll be Haley.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

254 248 Nikki Sixx > Nikki Haley
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2023 01:59 PM

Stevie Nicks > Nikki Sixx > Nikki Haley
Posted by: Moron Math at November 28, 2023 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

She's a witch!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:13 PM (xcxpd)

255 Well Pence made a lot of sense to soften Trump's image and to appeal to more traditional Republican voters. Haley offers more the prospect of establishment support I suppose.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 02:11 PM (eYoxG)

Hmmmm.... maybe Koch is playing the long game... and if she can bring that support to the Trump ticket?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 02:13 PM (xaFKb)

256 Maine has a Democrat Governor and Democrat controlled legislature and has an extremely low murder rate, among the best in the country.

Are we sure there isn't another factor involved?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

No gangbangers?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 02:09 PM (spU3M)

========

It's the home of Lovecraftian horror, so it scares off the violent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

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I blame Insane Stephen King.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 02:13 PM (udFnE)

257 Hey Jackass tells of the republican White-MAGA murder rates:

https://heyjackass.com/

Do you need more proof?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM (17s+e)

258 Nikki Haley is not a thing AND SHE NEVER WILL BE NO MATTER WHAT.

The PM of the UK is Indian, the PM of Ireland is Indian, the CEOs of ~50% of US corporations are Indian.

Just sayin...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM (GYIa4)

259 This brunette in a dress knows that, like "fetch," Nikki Haley is never going to happen:
https://is.gd/fMASfF

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM (d04cU)

260 After the local hangings, Trump should fire at will on Mehico Drug Cartels, Jimmy (lost my balls in jump school) Esper, take note, he can do this!!! Burn those suckers OUT!!! Phosphorus hell and lead poisoning, we can be sipping Mezcal in Isla Muharas in 4 days, Kill all Drug cartel monkeys.
So we could see that hypothetically...happen.

Posted by: African Grey with a big FU at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM (LcRVs)

261 Stevie Nicks > Nikki Sixx > Nikki Haley

is the category "chances of STD exposure"?

Posted by: brak at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM (AR07F)

262 Nikki Haley's Breath Stinks too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM (hbjSA)

263 Pence also had everyone fooled, same as most of the rest of the GOP/government as a whole up until 2020.

Then he did his little dance and fist-bumped Nancy and smiled while accepting a challenge coin from the unknown man in the most secure building in the world immediately after removing Trump from office.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM (ANQN/)

264 That whole article was an example of how to lie (badly) with cherry picked statistics.

----

Yeah, I tapped out at the California/Florida comparison.

TLDR version:
* 98% of CA police depts have reported their stats to the feds, while
* There were 1400 murders in FL (reported by... ?)
* There were 88 arrests for murder in FL (presumably reported by police departments, so already lowballed according to point 1)
* There were 1600 arrests for murder in CA

Therefore FL is more violent than CA.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM (SkU44)

265 I blame Insane Stephen King.
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Mal

250

Horde Mind

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (CIS44)

266 246 225. Like most of new england, maine has no melting pots and rejects immigrants. Lilly white lefties
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 02:12 PM (33nmr)

Which today in the US means no gangs and corresponding gang violence. Preventing organized crime or dealing with it when it arrives is it's own task.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (eYoxG)

267 Pence also had everyone fooled, same as most of the rest of the GOP/government as a whole up until 2020.

Not everyone.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (I/Qkd)

268 246 225. Like most of new england, maine has no melting pots and rejects immigrants. Lilly white lefties
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 02:12 PM (33nmr)

They literally imported Africans into Maine and at least some of them froze to death because they didn't know to put on coats in Winter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (xcxpd)

269 And in O/T news...

The Fallout TV show? Yeah, main protagonist is of course.... a chick.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (xaFKb)

270 * 98% of CA police depts have reported their stats to the feds, while less than 50% of FL police depts have done so.

is what that's supposed to say

Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (SkU44)

271 "Nikki Haley's Breath Stinks too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yours would too if it was constantly filled with Koch.

Posted by: Zek at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (5FPX4)

272
Here's a thought: instead of nominating the 77 year old, we think ahead and nominate someone who's not likely to stroke out in office. Screw the veep, I want a vigorous president.

I don't care if Trump resigns after the first week. But damn, living in Pennsylvania I know how the fvckers stole this state away from him and I think he deserves justice. To me, his Veep is the most important decision left in his life.

It better be good. Don Jr.?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (enJYY)

273 Stevie Nicks > Nikki Sixx > Nikki Haley
Posted by: Moron Math at November 28, 2023 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

She's a witch!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:13 PM (xcxpd)

-----------

I'm convinced that Don Henley wrote "Witchy Woman" about her.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (udFnE)

274 I see no chance it’ll be Haley she offers nothing she’s not even conservative. I’m amazed how many Republicans have fallen for this bit they’re gonna be very sad.

The last thing Trump needs is some generic Republican, like pence, or the weirdo Haley. I’m shocked people think that’s what he needs to be honest that some some serious generic, thinking not the type that political operators pay for.

Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (f+lVG)

275 This brunette in a dress knows that, like "fetch," Nikki Haley is never going to happen:

Horizontal stripes? What was she thinking?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 02:16 PM (I/Qkd)

276 262 Nikki Haley's Breath Stinks too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM (hbjSA)

I KNEW it!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

277 That Soros thing is such horseshit. They define a “conservative” county if it’s in a state that has a Republican Governor and legislature and a liberal county if it’s in a state that has a Democrat Governor and legislature.

So a murder in inner city Houston or Dallas is a murder in a “conservative” county since Texas has a Republican Governor and legislature. Same with a murder in inner city Miami.


That’s how the left lies with statistics.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 02:16 PM (fNkOQ)

278 269 And in O/T news...

The Fallout TV show? Yeah, main protagonist is of course.... a chick.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (xaFKb)

========

In some small defense, in most Fallout games you can choose your sex.

But, yeah, it's just another male-focused franchise that Amazon is choosing to try to feminize somehow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

279 269 And in O/T news...

The Fallout TV show? Yeah, main protagonist is of course.... a chick.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (xaFKb)

Is she gay? And is it lame?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

280 I'm convinced that Don Henley wrote "Witchy Woman" about her.

Nikki Haley? Must be a time machine involved

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 02:17 PM (HdzIW)

281 I wouldn't count Nikki Haley out, guys. She's backed by powerful people with powerful wallets. She's the unanimous choice of the establishment and GOP deep state. Her backers are odious scumbags, but they are powerful and influential. Don't underestimate them.

I'll give 40% odds that she is Trump's VP pick.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

282 Look Down--You are so very correct. I've noticed this in all forms of media, but especially online media. Grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, concision, etc., etc.--all pathetically poor.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 28, 2023 02:17 PM (XMwZJ)

283 259 This brunette in a dress knows that, like "fetch," Nikki Haley is never going to happen:
https://is.gd/fMASfF
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM (d04cU)

Very girl next door

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:17 PM (xcxpd)

284 That's a picture of a hobby, not a militia.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:08 PM (d04cU)
=============
threadwinner

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 02:17 PM (3kqda)

285 Like most of new england, maine has no melting pots and rejects immigrants. Lilly white lefties
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 02:12 PM (33nmr)

Maybe 20 years ago. Tons of Somalis in Maine today.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 02:17 PM (fNkOQ)

286 I think he deserves justice. To me, his Veep is the most important decision left in his life.

Deserves got nothin' to do with it. The presidency isn't a place for pity prizes.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 02:17 PM (I/Qkd)

287 Nikki Haley shouldn't be allowed to parade around using her screen name.

Her name is Nimarata Randhawa-Haley.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2023 02:17 PM (MQlda)

288 Here's a thought: instead of nominating the 77 year old, we think ahead and nominate someone who's not likely to stroke out in office. Screw the veep, I want a vigorous president.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (I/Qkd)


You should go to work for one of the campaigns.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 02:18 PM (GYIa4)

289 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Melania sat beside Michelle Obama, Clintons, Bidens, and Jimmy Carter at Rosalynn Carter’s memorial service

https://tinyurl.com/4w5b4357

Posted by: redridinghood at November 28, 2023 02:18 PM (NpAcC)

290 Too funny.
Cynthia Nixon ET neck extraordinaire is going on a hunger strike for Gaza. Dohkay. Hmmm I think it's lunchtime for me!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 28, 2023 02:18 PM (bqazj)

291 This brunette in a dress knows that, like "fetch," Nikki Haley is never going to happen:
https://is.gd/fMASfF
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM


I don't think brown is her color.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 02:18 PM (aQy7p)

292 Maine has a Democrat Governor and Democrat controlled legislature and has an extremely low murder rate, among the best in the country.

Are we sure there isn't another factor involved?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
===

Lots of shooty whippio.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 28, 2023 02:18 PM (17s+e)

293 288 I don’t even know what that much I just want him to go

Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2023 02:18 PM (f+lVG)

294 I wouldn't count Nikki Haley out, guys. She's backed by powerful people with powerful wallets. She's the unanimous choice of the establishment and GOP deep state.

So was Jeb!

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (I/Qkd)

295 The article actually uses murder *arrests* - not murders. Which is insane when you know that Blue states aren't arresting people anymore so its only natural that a place like Florida - which still does arrest suspected murderers - would have higher murder-arrest rates than, say, Chicago, where they don't.

Posted by: Agammamon at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (K8vpn)

296 Sen. Romney signaled that nearly any candidate in the 2024 field, of either party, would be an “upgrade” over another term for former President Trump.

“I’d be happy to support virtually any one of the Republicans — maybe not Vivek [Ramaswamy] — but the others that are running would be acceptable to me, and I’d be happy to vote for them,”...“I’d be happy to vote for a number of the Democrats too,” he continued. “It would be an upgrade, in my opinion, from Donald Trump and perhaps also from Joe Biden.”


I always had a begrudging respect of him even when he ran for President. Though President Obama was a great president I wasn’t as scared of Romney as I was of TFG!

What a petty little loser. RMoney can't help himself with the assinine comment about Biden. This type of rhetoric almost equates the failed former office-holder with the very successful current President. This type of sniping is so typical of that party. Good riddance, the RMoney family.

What did they do? Wake him up from his afternoon nap to ask those questions?Or did he just stumble into someone else's presser? Could he be anymore wishy-washy? Nobody cares, Mitt.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (JCZqz)

297 253 244 Well Pence made a lot of sense to soften Trump's image and to appeal to more traditional Republican voters. Haley offers more the prospect of establishment support I suppose.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 02:11 PM (eYoxG)

=========

And Trump hasn't been making war with the Establishment as a whole pretty much since he got the nomination in 2016. It's limited to particular power centers like Mitch at this point.

I still think it'll be someone establishment-friendly like Haley, but I doubt it'll be Haley.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

I could see an establishment compromise pick or an electoral map specific pick. Strongly needing to make him more palatable to the traditional base with important in 2016, I don't think there's an obvious direction he needs to go in 2024.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (eYoxG)

298 I just can't take a shine to that hat video.

Posted by: Tim Pool at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (DZrNt)

299 I think we need to establish a tip jar goal for ace to buy the sidebar hat.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (z/ifB)

300 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Melania sat beside Michelle Obama, Clintons, Bidens, and Jimmy Carter at Rosalynn Carter’s memorial service

https://tinyurl.com/4w5b4357
Posted by: redridinghood a

They all always sit together at these types of things do they not?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (CIS44)

301 279 269 And in O/T news...

The Fallout TV show? Yeah, main protagonist is of course.... a chick.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (xaFKb)

Is she gay? And is it lame?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

The few pictures out look good... as to gay or lame? no info on that yet.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (xaFKb)

302 They literally imported Africans into Maine and at least some of them froze to death because they didn't know to put on coats in Winter.'

Teaching in WI met a 9-year old girl who had to wear special gloves in winter here because on arrival, as a toddler nobody in her family understood COLD, their experience of winter and snow was cotton balls. She went outside to play and got severe frostbite.
Nobody in her family had any idea what Cold, like real, COLD, actually meant and what it would do.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (/BBNv)

303 I wouldn't say it's impossible for Trump to pick Haley as his VP.

She's not attacking him. She was his ambassador to the UN and did well. She has an air of loyalty to him personally.

It's possible. I kind of doubt it (who had Pence on their card for 2016?, it'll probably someone out of the conversation like that again), but it's possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

I'm totally biased, but I'd be disappointed if Trump picked anyone the RNC wanted at VP.
Is that realistic, probably not.
It's how I feel about it though.

Posted by: Inogame at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (53oGX)

304 96 As bad as US politicians are, they are not nearly as bad as the Irish pols I've listened to of late. Being governed by politicians who aren't merely indifferent to their populaces, but actively hate them. It's probably already this bad here but I haven't noticed it yet.
____

All of these uncalled for and unecessary changes to household appliances to make them near useless is proof enough to me that they hate us.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 28, 2023 02:20 PM (fs1hN)

305 Nice call on Budgie. Don't hear them much.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 02:20 PM (sUTkI)

306 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... My Love Goddess Dorcus is back.... I heard there is a sale on Twinkees at Walmart Cyber Tuesday.... I need you to get back up to 300lbs so that there is "More Cushion For The Pushin".

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 28, 2023 02:20 PM (hbjSA)

307 I don't care if Trump resigns after the first week. But damn, living in Pennsylvania I know how the fvckers stole this state away from him and I think he deserves justice. To me, his Veep is the most important decision left in his life.

It better be good. Don Jr.?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (enJYY)

-------------

Tucker Carlson FTW! [Actually, Don Jr would be great.]

/Too bad Elon can't be considered (just for the exploding heads heads value); Kari Lake would also suffice (no way they'll let her become Senator here in AZ next year)

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 02:20 PM (Wb3Uz)

308 Stripper's name.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 28, 2023 02:20 PM (6Oqc/)

309 283 259 This brunette in a dress knows that, like "fetch," Nikki Haley is never going to happen:
https://is.gd/fMASfF
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM (d04cU)

Very girl next door
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 28, 2023 02:17 PM (xcxpd)

Honestly, she looks a good bit like my youngest daughter.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 02:20 PM (N3zMI)

310 Maine has a Democrat Governor and Democrat controlled legislature and has an extremely low murder rate, among the best in the country.

Are we sure there isn't another factor involved?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

...

You're saying it's the moose out front?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2023 02:20 PM (z/ifB)

311 Cthulhu/Pence'24 Why settle for the lesser evil.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 28, 2023 02:20 PM (aD39U)

312 Nikki Haley is a block of wood who can't pretend to be relatable to humans. She is also GOP.

No charisma, no political base, no chance. The only people who can run GOP and build a following are obvious outsiders like Trump. A Republican machine politico simply can't win no matter what - nobody has any use for them anymore. And many of those dumbshits are much better politicians on their worst day than that cobweb-crotched robo-hag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2023 02:21 PM (0FoWg)

313 I wouldn't count Nikki Haley out, guys. She's backed by powerful people with powerful wallets. She's the unanimous choice of the establishment and GOP deep state. Her backers are odious scumbags, but they are powerful and influential. Don't underestimate them.

I'll give 40% odds that she is Trump's VP pick.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

The only way Trump picks her as a running mate is if they have a gun to his head and make him.

Which... maybe they will.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 02:21 PM (dGCAG)

314 https://is.gd/fMASfF
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM (d04cU)

Very girl next door
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo
........

Sturdy.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2023 02:21 PM (v0R5T)

315 What's the point of a Fallout TV show?

You get a story playing the game. This show will bomb.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 02:21 PM (HdzIW)

316 Dorcus........... Remember 88 !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at November 28, 2023 02:21 PM (hbjSA)

317 >>Here's a thought: instead of nominating the 77 year old, we think ahead and nominate someone who's not likely to stroke out in office. Screw the veep, I want a vigorous president.

I hadn't noticed Trump not being able to keep up with Ron and the gang.

Besides, the nomination has been wrapped up for months.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)

318 Cynthia Nixon ET neck extraordinaire is going on a hunger strike for Gaza. Dohkay. Hmmm I think it's lunchtime for me!
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 28, 2023 02:18 PM


Who?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 02:21 PM (aQy7p)

319 Next plane ride for illegal border crossers...Maine.

Posted by: sidney at November 28, 2023 02:21 PM (Uy/WF)

320 294 I wouldn't count Nikki Haley out, guys. She's backed by powerful people with powerful wallets. She's the unanimous choice of the establishment and GOP deep state.

So was Jeb!
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (I/Qkd)

___________

This is half-true as the establishment was split between Jeb and Rubio. Plus, if it hadn't been for Trump absolutely wrecking Jeb in the debates and publicly, we might well have had Jeb as the candidate.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

321 279 269 And in O/T news...

The Fallout TV show? Yeah, main protagonist is of course.... a chick.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 02:15 PM (xaFKb)

Is she gay? And is it lame?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo

I'm sure the trans allegories woven in using mutants and ghouls will be subtle and tasteful.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 28, 2023 02:22 PM (JCZqz)

322
This brunette in a dress knows that, like "fetch," Nikki Haley is never going to happen:

Horizontal stripes? What was she thinking?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 02:16 PM


You'd think she might wash her hands after harvesting rutabaga and getting her picture took.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2023 02:22 PM (enJYY)

323 I just can't take a shine to that hat video.
Posted by: Tim Pool at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (DZrNt)

...

So mean.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2023 02:22 PM (z/ifB)

324 What's the point of a Fallout TV show?

to take an IP mostly enjoyed by straight white males and use it an an outlet to push "the message" and stick it to those bigots.

Posted by: brak at November 28, 2023 02:22 PM (AR07F)

325 How did the lunatics even come up with that list of the most murderous cities? I can't even figure out the math.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2023 02:23 PM (82U+n)

326 What's the point of a Fallout TV show?

to take an IP mostly enjoyed by straight white males and use it an an outlet to push "the message" and stick it to those bigots.
Posted by: brak

Hey! Did you hack my email?
-Kathleen Kennedy

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 02:23 PM (CIS44)

327 Nikki Haley is a block of wood who can't pretend to be relatable to humans. She is also GOP.

No charisma, no political base, no chance. The only people who can run GOP and build a following are obvious outsiders like Trump. A Republican machine politico simply can't win no matter what - nobody has any use for them anymore. And many of those dumbshits are much better politicians on their worst day than that cobweb-crotched robo-hag.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2023 02:21 PM (0FoWg)

It should have ended her campaign, when she called Vivek "scum."

The stupid whore was being called out for calling HIM out for using Tik Tok, and all he did was expose the fact her own daughter (an adult) uses it.

She's such a piece of shit, and at this point I'd say the worst of the lot. So yeah, it's no surprise the Gope establishment is putting their money behind her.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 02:23 PM (dGCAG)

328 Cynthia Nixon was one of the sluts on Sex and The City. Also a lesbian in real life.

Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 02:23 PM (fNkOQ)

329 Yep, I suspect "youth" is part of the push for Nikki.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 02:23 PM (ANQN/)

330 297 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (eYoxG)

=========

I think VP picks as an excuse to appeal to sectors of the electorate are bullshit. They don't matter. VPs don't move votes. I did a statistical analysis a while back to see if VP's had a "favorite son" effect in their own states.

They didn't. Vote percentage changes in those states were statistically insignificant when factoring in the VP being from there.

I think that probably extends to most other sectors of the electorate. It's top line or nothing, and most of the time it's just about low level partisanship in the electorate and finding motivation to get out, and that motivation is never the guy who reads the newspaper in his office every day as his job.

VP talk is about appealing to insiders, and it's hard to imagine Trump making insiders happy with any choice that isn't him just leaving the political scene. Trump will play the game because he's a reformer not a revolutionary, but he shouldn't play the game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

331 Hey Jackass tells of the republican White-MAGA murder rates:
https://heyjackass.com/
Do you need more proof?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger'

I make a point of pointing this out to Euros when encountered all the time. The Lefties (which is most) won't hear it.
Marxism is a cult impervious to reason or information.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 02:24 PM (/BBNv)

332 295 The article actually uses murder *arrests* - not murders. Which is insane when you know that Blue states aren't arresting people anymore so its only natural that a place like Florida - which still does arrest suspected murderers - would have higher murder-arrest rates than, say, Chicago, where they don't.
Posted by: Agammamon at November 28, 2023 02:19 PM (K8vpn)

That's a big deal, Chicago's murder arrest rate is in the single digits.

Posted by: Inogame at November 28, 2023 02:24 PM (53oGX)

333 Somalis have IQs in the mid 70s.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 28, 2023 02:24 PM (XMwZJ)

334 Cynthia Nixon was one of the sluts on Sex and The City. Also a lesbian in real life.
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 02:23 PM


Ah...so someone who doesn't even move the needle on my GAF Meter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 02:24 PM (aQy7p)

335 312 Nikki Haley is a block of wood who can't pretend to be relatable to humans. She is also GOP.

You could easily carve her into an Indian holding cigars. Looks like somebody already did the face.

Posted by: Hurtful, but funny and true, remarks at November 28, 2023 02:24 PM (JCZqz)

336 >>>Though President Obama was a great president I wasn’t as scared of Romney as I was of TFG!
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First off, Dickweed, TFG is a copyrighted term and owned by the AoS Style Guide. Secondly, only someone trying to destroy civilization would think Obumbles was a great President.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 02:24 PM (PkOXB)

337 if it hadn't been for Trump absolutely wrecking Jeb in the debates and publicly, we might well have had Jeb as the candidate.

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Would have, no question. Big Cuck wanted Jeb, and they'd have gotten him for sure if Trump hadn't blown up their faggoty little shell game.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2023 02:25 PM (0FoWg)

338 315 What's the point of a Fallout TV show?

You get a story playing the game. This show will bomb.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 02:21 PM (HdzIW)

Because Hollyweird is so bereft of Ideas, that they need to do something.

And it is a very interesting visual experience.... Pip Boys, for the win...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 02:25 PM (xaFKb)

339 It's the home of Lovecraftian horror, so it scares off the violent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

...

Didn't he live in RI?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2023 02:25 PM (z/ifB)

340 Rosslyn Carter funeral under way.
How dare she interrupt the John McCain funeral?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 28, 2023 02:25 PM (1oN8o)

341 Honestly, she looks a good bit like my youngest daughter.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 02:20 PM (N3zMI)

...how you doing...

***sidles up to Robbo***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2023 02:25 PM (TTAGa)

342 I make a point of pointing this out to Euros when encountered all the time. The Lefties (which is most) won't hear it.
Marxism is a cult impervious to reason or information.
Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 02:24 PM (/BBNv)


Try explaining to them why US healthcare is so expensive and that it's not as "capitalistic" as they think it is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 02:26 PM (GYIa4)

343 Never trust an ambitious westernized woman.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 28, 2023 02:26 PM (BdMk6)

344 Did they let Jimmy Carter out of hospice care to attend?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 02:26 PM (HdzIW)

345 VP talk is about appealing to insiders, and it's hard to imagine Trump making insiders happy with any choice that isn't him just leaving the political scene. Trump will play the game because he's a reformer not a revolutionary, but he shouldn't play the game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

I think that is how a lot of VPs are picked, and the conventional wisdom on some historical picks indicates that, but even if it has no actual impact I believe some candidates try to pick strategically in the hopes of affecting votes.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 02:26 PM (eYoxG)

346 339 It's the home of Lovecraftian horror, so it scares off the violent?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

...

Didn't he live in RI?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2023 02:25 PM (z/ifB)

========

I meant to include the word "new" since King is effectively the biggest progenitor of Lovecraft's particular brand of horror. But then no one noticed, and I was gonna let it slide.

And then...TexasDan came along...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

347 >>Didn't he live in RI?

Why yes, yes he did.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 02:27 PM (ZLI7S)

348 334 Cynthia Nixon was one of the sluts on Sex and The City. Also a lesbian in real life.
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 02:23 PM

Ah...so someone who doesn't even move the needle on my GAF Meter.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 02:24 PM (aQy7p)
_________

Calling Nixon a lesbian is an insult to lesbians. Her "partner" is some creepy weirdo non-binary farm animal. So is her daughter. I'd sooner push Ahmed out of the way in the line behind the goat than fuck either of them. I can live with the shame of fucking a goat. I couldn't live with the shame of fucking her.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

349 Maine has a Democrat Governor and Democrat controlled legislature and has an extremely low murder rate, among the best in the country.

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Rerun the numbers, adjusting for the months everyone is hibernating.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 28, 2023 02:27 PM (v1+wh)

350 Yep, I suspect "youth" is part of the push for Nikki.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 02:23 PM (ANQN/)

That, and being a whore for the defense industry.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 02:27 PM (dGCAG)

351 Nikki Haley for president. Because no other candidate reminds you more of your busybody Karen neighbor trying to shame you for not driving an EV.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2023 02:27 PM (82U+n)

352 344 Did they let Jimmy Carter out of hospice care to attend?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 02:26 PM (HdzIW)


Front row in the picture, in the reclining Captain Pike chair.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 28, 2023 02:27 PM (PiwSw)

353 Didn't he live in RI?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2023 02:25 PM (z/ifB)


Why would Cthulhu waste his time on a state the size of a hall closet?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 02:27 PM (GYIa4)

354 Didn't he live in RI?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2023 02:25 PM (z/ifB)
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No. One cannot live in a place that does not exist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:27 PM (d04cU)

355 ...how you doing...

***sidles up to Robbo***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2023 02:25 PM (TTAGa)

Just sittin' here, cleaning my gun.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (N3zMI)

356 And then...TexasDan came along...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

...

I'm an engineer, so on the rare occasion I get to make a literary point, I pounce.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (z/ifB)

357 345 I think that is how a lot of VPs are picked, and the conventional wisdom on some historical picks indicates that, but even if it has no actual impact I believe some candidates try to pick strategically in the hopes of affecting votes.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 02:26 PM (eYoxG)

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How much conventional wisdom is just nonsense that insiders have pushed because they can't explain why things happen?

I think VP is one of those things. They hope, but they don't do squat. And yet, consultants still charge $500,000 to tell candidates things that are, at best, questionably true and "common knowledge."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (GBKbO)

358 I'm thinking about buying this rad hat. Do you think I can pull it off?


Felonious Haberdashery with intent to mook.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (aD39U)

359 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

Don't you think the Dems are sorry they picked Kamalla? If they had someone even close to competent and popular, they would have dumped Joe a year ago.

They can't... because she is even worse than he is.

VP picks matter if age is a concern.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (xaFKb)

360 So, Haley becomes the first American ever hired by the Kochs. Will they have to pay her minimum wage ? That will be another first.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (9X60i)

361 355 ...how you doing...

***sidles up to Robbo***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2023 02:25 PM (TTAGa)

Just sittin' here, cleaning my gun.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (N3zMI)


I love this place.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (PiwSw)

362 Did they let Jimmy Carter out of hospice care to attend?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 02:26 PM (HdzIW)


He carried the coffin, solo, the whole way to the funeral.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (GYIa4)

363 Rosslyn Carter funeral under way.
How dare she interrupt the John McCain funeral?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards

You can just throw the peanut shells on the floor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 02:29 PM (sUTkI)

364 I'd sooner push Ahmed out of the way in the line behind the goat than fuck either of them

This blog delivers. lmao

Posted by: Halfhand at November 28, 2023 02:29 PM (bZhDR)

365 It should have ended her campaign, when she called Vivek "scum."
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And it should have ended her campaign when she called for "Palestinians" to emigrate to the US.

We live in ridiculously stupid times.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 28, 2023 02:29 PM (woPEM)

366 Just sittin' here, cleaning my gun.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (N3zMI)

lol...


How's the WordPress issue coming along?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2023 02:29 PM (TTAGa)

367 So they are going to crank up the cheating game for the 24 elections, right? It's what they do. But more and more people are on to them. What happens if they have to gin up a 100 meeeelion votes to get their guy/gal/trans person in?

Does everyone just sit back and let it happen?

Is there anything that CAN be done?

Posted by: Just Lily at November 28, 2023 02:29 PM (966kd)

368 It's the Koch foundation. One of the 2 brothers passed away some time ago.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2023 02:29 PM (MeG8a)

369 359 Don't you think the Dems are sorry they picked Kamalla? If they had someone even close to competent and popular, they would have dumped Joe a year ago.

They can't... because she is even worse than he is.

VP picks matter if age is a concern.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (xaFKb)

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I think the Democrat Party broke apart during the Obama presidency, and they are relying on cheating in places like Philly to be competitive on the national stage.

I don't think any of their candidates matter because places like Philly, Fulton County, Detroit, Maricopa County, and others will just count until the right person wins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

370 Is Jimmy beeping out SOS?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 02:29 PM (HdzIW)

371 Hated Jimmy, Rosslyn I could care less either way. She wasn't evil like her husband.

Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 02:30 PM (gmo/4)

372 367 So they are going to crank up the cheating game for the 24 elections, right? It's what they do. But more and more people are on to them. What happens if they have to gin up a 100 meeeelion votes to get their guy/gal/trans person in?

Does everyone just sit back and let it happen?

Is there anything that CAN be done?
Posted by: Just Lily at November 28, 2023 02:29 PM (966kd)

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Our government is breaking the law to stay in power. Our problems are extra legal.

The solutions are extra legal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

373 Trump will never be allowed in the White House ever again. Not even as a guest. The CIA will JFK DJT if it looks like he’s within spitting distance of overcoming the massive cheating. We need to figure out an alternative folks.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at November 28, 2023 02:30 PM (fHDZr)

374 ...how you doing...

***sidles up to Robbo***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2023 02:25 PM (TTAGa)

Just sittin' here, cleaning my gun.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM


This man is certainly Of The Horde.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 02:30 PM (aQy7p)

375 I have to laugh at Haley's horrible slogan - "Underestimate me. That'll be fun."

That's a BAD slogan. Very cunty and not half as clever as her millennial staff thinks it is.

But it's also completely untrue. Underestimating Haley is not fun. It's a Sysiphean task that can't be achieved with any amount of effort.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2023 02:30 PM (0FoWg)

376 356 And then...TexasDan came along...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

...

I'm an engineer, so on the rare occasion I get to make a literary point, I pounce.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (z/ifB)

Other day on the ONT, it came up there were quite a few accountants that chime in here. Probably same for Engineers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 02:30 PM (ynpvh)

377 She was a coquettish haberdasher.

Posted by: Kramer at November 28, 2023 02:30 PM (/xLXP)

378 At risk of getting flamed off, I point out the 'abortion' issue is why the GOP, or rather the Right Deviation faction of the Uniparty, is running a chick.
Also, 'abortion' is not even the campaign business as no woman I work with or even know casually supports unrestricted abortion for all. They're selling it as birth control which is a serious hurdle. The sale to women is that the GOP will deny any birth control to any woman anywhere, ever, period the end and the GOP, being the Right faction of the Uniparty, does nothing to combat this total lie.
I watched WI women voters PANIC over this the last State Supreme Court election. They panicked completely. Stampeded into running to vote against those evil mans who will take away The Pill.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 02:31 PM (/BBNv)

379 357 345 I think that is how a lot of VPs are picked, and the conventional wisdom on some historical picks indicates that, but even if it has no actual impact I believe some candidates try to pick strategically in the hopes of affecting votes.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 02:26 PM (eYoxG)

==========

How much conventional wisdom is just nonsense that insiders have pushed because they can't explain why things happen?

I think VP is one of those things. They hope, but they don't do squat. And yet, consultants still charge $500,000 to tell candidates things that are, at best, questionably true and "common knowledge."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (GBKbO)

The conventional wisdom part was referring to the VP pick being a result of insider horse trading. I think a fair number of VPs are broadly assessed as being that, but not all can be explained by it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 02:31 PM (eYoxG)

380 So they are going to crank up the cheating game for the 24 elections, right?

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Yes, if Trump is the candidate.

If Haley is the candidate (or anywhere on the ticket) they won't break 50M, so no need.

And you would never see the (R)s happier.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 02:31 PM (ANQN/)

381 Ace posted a hat sketch that's pretty funny, f you're looking for a laugh and done with Nikki Haley's Presidential run.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 28, 2023 02:31 PM (45dC0)

382 Nikki Haley is a Koch Sucker.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2023 02:31 PM (82U+n)

383 Rosslyn Carter funeral under way.
How dare she interrupt the John McCain funeral?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 28, 2023 02:25 PM (1oN8o)

Just curious, how's Jimmah look? He's supposed to have been on death's door for months now.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 02:31 PM (dGCAG)

384 I don't see why Haley couldn't end up as VP. I don't like her, but she's no worse than Pence. She's basically him with a side of curry.

Posted by: Sounds like someone Trump would be okay with actually at November 28, 2023 02:31 PM (FHllF)

385 371 Hated Jimmy, Rosslyn I could care less either way. She wasn't evil like her husband.
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You would have thought they would have just put Rosslyn on ice and await Jimmy's checkout to save the planet.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 02:31 PM (iDpzk)

386 Cynthia Nixon was one of the sluts on Sex and The City. Also a lesbian in real life.
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 02:23 PM

Ah...so someone who doesn't even move the needle on my GAF Meter.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 02:24 PM

She also ran for Gov of NY I beleive, or maybe it was senate? Also she has a neck like fucking E.T. I hope her hunger strike goes until she drops.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 28, 2023 02:32 PM (bqazj)

387 362 Did they let Jimmy Carter out of hospice care to attend?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 02:26 PM (HdzIW)

He carried the coffin, solo, the whole way to the funeral.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 02:28 PM (GYIa4)

Was he doing that African coffin dance?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 02:32 PM (ynpvh)

388 Calling Nixon a lesbian is an insult to lesbians. Her "partner" is some creepy weirdo non-binary farm animal. So is her daughter. I'd sooner push Ahmed out of the way in the line behind the goat than fuck either of them. I can live with the shame of fucking a goat. I couldn't live with the shame of fucking her.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2023 02:27 PM


Cruelty Level: Chuy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 02:32 PM (aQy7p)

389 Didn't he live in RI?

Why yes, yes he did.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 02:27 PM (ZLI7S)

I have a friend that went to Brown so I know things.

Plus I actually attended one of his EE classes there.

I have been to one lecture and Brown and one at Yale Med. The Yale Med lecture happened to cover skull fractures and in particular the one where you get hit in the nose and the sharp protrubance on the inside of the skull gets driven into the brain when the nose bridge fractures. What comes out is more spinal fluid than blood in this instance.

I was insuffurable for awhile pointing this out about the scene in Miller's Crossing where the guy gets a shovel to the face; the Cohens had spinal fluid come out his nose and I was giddy like a schoolgirl.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 28, 2023 02:32 PM (z/ifB)

390 That's a BAD slogan. Very cunty and not half as clever as her millennial staff thinks it is...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2023 02:30 PM (0FoWg)


It's not that bad.

Posted by: The Hillary staffers that came up with "I'm with her." at November 28, 2023 02:32 PM (PiwSw)

391 If Nikki were Butter Chicken I could get behind her. She's not Butter Chicken.

Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 02:32 PM (iDpzk)

392 I don't see why Haley couldn't end up as VP. I don't like her, but she's no worse than Pence. She's basically him with a side of curry.
Posted by: Sounds like someone Trump would be okay with actually at November 28, 2023 02:31 PM

Curry with a fringe on top...

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 28, 2023 02:32 PM (bqazj)

393 The lawyers were arguing the 1850s definition of insurrection. Since that is what the writers of the 14th amendment has in mind when they wrote it. And that definition was basically: Disagreeing with the government. It is insurrection if someone says it is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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No, the lawyers were making up in whole cloth the history of the 1850's just like they did with the 2A. Scotus has already settled this one in that states cannot add any candidate qualifications to those of the US Constitution other than time, manner, and place of elections. See US Term Limits v. Thornton from the 80's which rested on Powell v McCormick regarding the House's refusal to seat Powell as representative without going through the task of expelling him which requires 2/3rds majority.

That is why by and large each move is failing in state and federal trial courts and as the failures accumulate then it is much more likely for Scotus to simply affirm the lower court rulings.

Trump's real risk is the DC trial and less likely the Georgia state one or the Florida classified documents federal case.

Posted by: whig at November 28, 2023 02:33 PM (5v5d+)

394 lol...


How's the WordPress issue coming along?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2023 02:29 PM (TTAGa)

Still bad. Can't even get on the dashboard right now. Still haven't figured out whether it's a technical thing or if I've been exiled.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 02:33 PM (N3zMI)

395 Koch loves Nikki!

And Nikki LOVES Koch!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2023 02:33 PM (wtvvX)

396 367 So they are going to crank up the cheating game for the 24 elections, right? It's what they do. But more and more people are on to them. What happens if they have to gin up a 100 meeeelion votes to get their guy/gal/trans person in?

Does everyone just sit back and let it happen?

Is there anything that CAN be done?

Posted by: Just Lily at November 28, 2023 02:29 PM (966kd)

China's already doing there part. ::: cough, cough :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 02:33 PM (ynpvh)

397 Sarah Palin for instance seems clearly more about image management than an exchange of favors.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 02:33 PM (eYoxG)

398 Is the Mandela sing language guy at the funeral?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 02:33 PM (HdzIW)

399 Nood. Ace is bitching about the kids again.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 28, 2023 02:33 PM (GYIa4)

400 I watched WI women voters PANIC over this the last State Supreme Court election. They panicked completely. Stampeded into running to vote against those evil mans who will take away The Pill.

Posted by: LenNeal

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Even more clever is getting everyone to believe that whatever magic percentage of winning turnout that gets the (D)s over the line will always be because of abortion.

That's one of the smartest psy-ops I've ever seen, and even the (R)s dutifully accept it.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at November 28, 2023 02:33 PM (ANQN/)

401 I watched WI women voters PANIC over this the last State Supreme Court election. They panicked completely. Stampeded into running to vote against those evil mans who will take away The Pill.
_____

Wisconsin women are that horny they can't occasionally refrain from sex or have their man use a condom? I did not know that.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 28, 2023 02:33 PM (fs1hN)

402 Don't you think the Dems are sorry they picked Kamalla? If they had someone even close to competent and popular, they would have dumped Joe a year ago.

They can't... because she is even worse than he is.

VP picks matter if age is a concern.


You are correct, sir! It doesn't matter if your guy seems vigorous now, the voters will be looking at a 77 year old and thinking "Ya know, we just finished a national nightmare with a demented old man. Perhaps we shouldn't risk it again."

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2023 02:33 PM (I/Qkd)

403 Curry with a fringe on top...
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 28, 2023 02:32 PM


So you think she'd have Oklahoma locked up, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 02:33 PM (aQy7p)

404 Waiting for the great-great-great-great grandkids of the rabbit Jimmy clobbered with the oar to extract revenge at the cemetery.


Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

405 I'm an engineer, so on the rare occasion I get to make a literary point, I pounce.
Posted by: TexasDan'

I can see that. I am working with TWO engineers, not the fake kind, at the moment and you guys are tedious as hell.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 02:35 PM (/BBNv)

406 384 I don't see why Haley couldn't end up as VP. I don't like her, but she's no worse than Pence. She's basically him with a side of curry.
Posted by: Sounds like someone Trump
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Nope, unless you want shampeachments. Best to put someone that GOPe and Democrats hate worse than Trump.

Posted by: whig at November 28, 2023 02:35 PM (5v5d+)

407 392 I don't see why Haley couldn't end up as VP. I don't like her, but she's no worse than Pence. She's basically him with a side of curry.
Posted by: Sounds like someone Trump would be okay with actually at November 28, 2023 02:31 PM

Curry with a fringe on top...

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 28, 2023 02:32 PM (bqazj)

She's just a girl that can't say no...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2023 02:35 PM (wtvvX)

408 Biden as Obama's VP was also arguably more about moderating Obama's image than the more transparent Kamala VP-Silicon Valley connection.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 02:35 PM (eYoxG)

409 Trump will never be allowed in the White House ever again. Not even as a guest. The CIA will JFK DJT if it looks like he’s within spitting distance of overcoming the massive cheating. We need to figure out an alternative folks.
Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at November 28, 2023 02:30 PM (fHDZr)

No. That's why people need to stop acting like it's business as usual.

Put him up, he knows what he's facing. When the evil pricks who run Washington kill him, he will have seen it coming long before anyone else.

Let's do this. Let's have this out. Now.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 02:35 PM (dGCAG)

410 https://is.gd/fMASfF

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2023 02:14 PM (d04cU)

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The Demi Moore of Rhona Mitras.

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 02:37 PM (K1/yD)

411 Libertarians who support Haley who said no one should be allowed to be anonymous online.

Posted by: Harun at November 28, 2023 02:38 PM (c2WeP)

412 405 I'm an engineer, so on the rare occasion I get to make a literary point, I pounce.
Posted by: TexasDan'

I can see that. I am working with TWO engineers, not the fake kind, at the moment and you guys are tedious as hell.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 28, 2023 02:35 PM (/BBNv)

It's what makes engineers good at their jobs. The Devil's in the details.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

413 Put him up, he knows what he's facing. When the evil pricks who run Washington kill him, he will have seen it coming long before anyone else.

Let's do this. Let's have this out. Now.

Posted by: BurtTC


Bearing in mind I viewed him as a cudgel against the establishment...that's a lot to ask of a man, to become a martyr in the last measure.

But in the end...he's already chosen, hasn't he?

Pray for him, and for us all.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at November 28, 2023 02:39 PM (OUMaO)

414 That's one of the smartest psy-ops I've ever seen, and even the (R)s dutifully accept it.
Posted by: Nikki Haley
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It is because the party apparatus and the candidates themselves probably support abortion on demand. People forget that the GOP for a long time before Reagan was actually much more favorable to feminism, abortion, population control, and the equal rights amendment than Southern Democrats. It was Reagan's legacy to cause evangelicals to move from voting for one of theirs (Jimmah Cartah-Southern Baptist) to Reagan (divorcee and not obviously traditionally religious).

It was on pro life policy that moved the evangelicals and faithful Catholics from D-R in the South and North, not Reagan himself.

Posted by: whig at November 28, 2023 02:40 PM (5v5d+)

415
SCUM = South Carolina Uterus Masher

In your heart, you know he's right, sugar.

Now go fix some sammiches. it's time for man talk.

Posted by: Auspex at November 28, 2023 02:42 PM (j4U/Z)

416 Does that mean Ms Haley can be accurately referred to as MS Koch Sucker?

Posted by: Hamas at November 28, 2023 02:44 PM (FjlUt)

417 64 I love the context added to the Soros tweet:

The 5 cities with the highest murder rates & their mayors are:

St. Louis, MO - Tishaura Jones (Democrat)
Baltimore, MD - Brandon Scott (Democrat)
New Orleans, LA - LaToya Cantrell (Democrat)

The people that believe women can have penises will also believe more people are shot in the sticks than the hood

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 28, 2023 02:45 PM (Hic67)

418 'Between her surging to second place in the polls since August' So now she's only trailing Trump by 54% instead of 56%. Polls also show Biden has an approval rating of around 37%. That says something about people who respond to polls.

Posted by: Stacy0311 at November 28, 2023 02:47 PM (rii+a)

419 112 Haley spends all of her time denouncing DeSantis, and doesn't have a bad word for Trump.

She's running to be Trump's VP.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2023 01:53 PM (YAtuc)

That's what I'm thinking too.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2023 01:54 PM (xaFKb)

If Trump falls for the Deep State undermining VP again he deserves to fail.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 02:58 PM (eoQWY)

420 The people that believe women can have penises will also believe more people are shot in the sticks than the hood
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 28, 2023 02:45 PM (Hic67)

Just finding enough people in the country to shoot them makes this absurd.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 02:59 PM (eoQWY)

421 I watched WI women voters PANIC over this the last State Supreme Court election. They panicked completely. Stampeded into running to vote against those evil mans who will take away The Pill.
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Wisconsin women are that horny they can't occasionally refrain from sex or have their man use a condom? I did not know that.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 28, 2023 02:33 PM (fs1hN)

Women who go off the pill have a significant shift in what kind of man they find desirable. It shifts from Blue State man to Red State man.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 03:02 PM (eoQWY)

422 I saw what Nimrata did in South Carolina. HELL NO.

Posted by: Moose4 at November 28, 2023 03:03 PM (+VWnP)

423 The lawyers were arguing the 1850s definition of insurrection. Since that is what the writers of the 14th amendment has in mind when they wrote it. And that definition was basically: Disagreeing with the government. It is insurrection if someone says it is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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John Brown, who actually carried out a small insurrection in 1859 was charged with treason against the Commonwealth of Virginia, murder, and inciting a slave insurrection. You'd think if this definition was true they would have used this blanket insurrection charge too.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 03:06 PM (eoQWY)

424 Hated Jimmy, Rosslyn I could care less either way. She wasn't evil like her husband.
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You would have thought they would have just put Rosslyn on ice and await Jimmy's checkout to save the planet.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 02:31 PM (iDpzk)

I remember reading that Carter's aides were annoyed whenever Rosslyn spoke to Jimmy alone he would come back will these tough policies that they would have to talk him out of.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 03:09 PM (eoQWY)

425 In many areas, the stoners are going back to buying from dealers. Brain dead, but they hate the 25% tax at the despensaries
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2023 02:10 PM (33nmr)

Yup. In CA there was even a scandal that dispensaries were selling dealer pot as official pot and pocketing the difference. The drug was is on again to protect California's cut. Jeez and 25 percent is a stupid large tax to have on anything you want to grow as a market.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2023 03:13 PM (eoQWY)

426 since walls at the border do not work (by Biden and company) we need to outlaw all walls. esp those around properties. esp those around the rich. same time, no weapons allowed for hired hands. only personally owned.

Posted by: feds are here to help at November 28, 2023 03:15 PM (f8sXj)

427 328> I gather you were or will be a virgin if and when you wed? tsk.

Posted by: sidney at November 28, 2023 03:32 PM (Uy/WF)

428 Just have a CBP agent walk up to Koch and say “Passport, please.” Koch will respond like a vampire seeing a cross.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 28, 2023 04:21 PM (YVB7m)

429 Liberals whine too much

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 28, 2023 04:30 PM (wGqjj)

430 This will be highly entertaining.

Getting endorsements and financial support from Charles Koch is the same as getting a kiss from Karl Rove or Mitch McConnell. I'm betting Haley will attempt some fancy political two-stepping to distance herself from Koch but to no avail.

Base voters know all too well who these people are and what they represent.

Posted by: Tracy at November 28, 2023 06:12 PM (0klyx)

431 Didin't Obama blow Koch, but said Mooochelle had a bigger dick?

Posted by: Jane at November 28, 2023 07:09 PM (EcD5Y)

432 On my Sacred Honor, Nikki Haley was always the kind of politician I could get behind.

Posted by: Will Folks at November 28, 2023 09:30 PM (XhMAC)

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