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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/3/23)
Quote I “Not everybody is doing what they promised to do. And needless to say, that’s a problem and we need to have accountability at this COP, for that lack of follow-through by some,” John F. Kerry
Quote II “I don’t think [you] will be able to help solve the climate problem by pointing fingers or contributing to the polarisation and the divide that is already happening in the world. Show me the solutions. Stop the pointing of fingers. Stop it, The president of Cop28, Sultan Al Jaber
Quote III ”We as gay conservatives wholly reject that. And it doesn’t mean we have to stop advocating for basic rights for trans individuals, but we’re never going to go down the lunacy road that blurs the lines between the immutable fact, and importance, of gender in society, that the left is so desperately trying to destroy.”
Charles Moran, President of the Log Cabin Republicans
Quote IV "There is no evidence to suggest that ski masks cause or encourage violent crime. If you'd like to address violent crime, I'd suggest housing, food assistance, child-care, things like that" Solomon Furious Worlds, an attorney with the Pennsylvania ACLU
Quote V "I think I feel the people I owe a debt and an apology to is the academic community and to the students and the families that sacrifice and work really hard to get to where they are going legitimately." Felicity Huffman
***SNORT***
Quite frankly Your Honor I don't give a rat's ass about your Christmas tree plans.
Michigan Muslim Mayor Says He’s ‘Not in the Mood’ for Christmas if Bombs Are Falling in Gaza.Your "Palestinian" brethren would be better off espousing Christian principals.
Dearborn mayor Abdullah Hammoud said residents – including himself – were “not in the mood” at this year’s city Christmas tree lighting, adding “Not when bombs are dropping in Gaza.” The Muslim mayor claimed growing concerns about Islamophobia were also to blame for the unusually somber event.
When it comes to ICE vehicles, there are only 2 types of transmissions. One would think car thieves would be up on the basics, especially high end vehicles.
Violent Car Thieves Thwarted Because They Couldn’t Drive a Manual Porsche
The carjackers stalled the car twice before giving up and fleeing the scene. I'm sure you've all seen the boomer Facebook memes of a manual shift knob and a caption that goes something like this: "Millennial anti-theft device." Yes, they're cringy and of course, many Millennials know how to drive stick. However, broken clocks are right twice a day, aren't they? While we don't know if the violent car thieves who recently tried to rob a man in Bethesda, Maryland were Millennials, we do know that the owner's manual transmission did indeed prevent theft.
I think that 99.99% of us have given our notice to an employer. I bet that none of you did it this way.
Totally Not A Psychopath
Meet Joshua James Pinquet of Florida. Joshua was working as an inmate transport company, and he decided he didn’t want to work for the place anymore. So, he took his job and shoved it… while driving through North Carolina with inmates inside the vehicle. An Orlando man was arrested after he drove a van full of prison inmates off-course and refused to stop while traveling in North Carolina, deputies said. On Tuesday, around 9 a.m., deputies received a call to be on the lookout for an inmate transport van traveling on I-40 in Statesville, North Carolina.
There is more than one with charity with the same name but different spelling? Go figure......
That Kars4Kids Charity With the Bad Jingle Is Fighting a $10M Legal Battle Over Its Name NJ-based Kars4Kids was ordered to pay Texas-based Cars for Kids $10.6 million for trademark infringement. Now, it’s appealing the decision.That is an incredible amount of used cars.
here's a chance none of us ever have to hear the Kars4Kids jingle ever again. If you know it, you know how awful of an earworm it is. Every time I'd see the commercial on ESPN, I'd feel like I was in Edgar Allen Poe's Tell-Tale Heart for the rest of the day, walking around my house loudly asking if my family members could also hear the infernal racket. However, blissful relief just might be on the horizon, as Kars4Kids has been in a trademark infringement battle with the similarly named Cars for Kids charity for years. In 2019, the District Court of New Jersey settled a trademark infringement dispute between the Garden State-based Kars4Kids charity and the Texas-based America Can! Cars for Kids charity. Both sell donated cars and use the money to help kids in need. During the dispute, the courts ultimately determined that Kars4Kids willfully infringed on Cars for Kids' trademark in Texas, and the former (that's "Kars" with a "K!") was forced to pay the latter $10.6 million in damages. That penalty was later reduced to $7.8 million this past January. The court also deemed at the time that Cars for Kids had the rights to use "Cars for Kids" in its marketing. Now, though, Kars4Kids is filing an appeal to the 2019 court decision.
If the science is settled, why do researchers continue to make scientific breakthroughs?
Medical Marvel: Human Cells Transformed Into Tiny Biological Robots The multicellular bots move around and help heal “wounds” created in cultured neurons. Researchers at Tufts University and Harvard University’s Wyss Institute have created tiny biological robots that they call Anthrobots from human tracheal cells that can move across a surface and have been found to encourage the growth of neurons across a region of damage in a lab dish. The multicellular robots, ranging in size from the width of a human hair to the point of a sharpened pencil, were made to self-assemble and shown to have a remarkable healing effect on other cells. The discovery is a starting point for the researchers’ vision to use patient-derived biobots as new therapeutic tools for regeneration, healing, and treatment of disease.
Susan Sarandon Apologizes After Pro-Palestinian Rally Comments: ‘Phrasing Was a Terrible Mistake’
The actress issued a statement following her comments amid the ongoing Israel-Hamas war Susan Sarandon has issued an apology after saying at a pro-Palestine rally in November that people feeling afraid of being Jewish at this time were “getting a taste of what it feels like to be a Muslim in this country, so often subjected to violence” “This phrasing was a terrible mistake,” she wrote in a statement shared to Instagram Friday night, “as it implies that until recently Jews have been strangers to persecution, when the opposite is true.” “As we all know, from centuries of oppression and genocide in Europe, to the Tree of Life shooting in Pittsburgh, PA, Jews have long been familiar with discrimination and religious violence which continues to this day,” she continued, adding, “I deeply regret diminishing this reality and hurting people with this comment. It was my intent to show solidarity in the struggle against bigotry of all kinds, and I am sorry I failed to do so.”
She's a dried up old Has Been. Her hair color is fake, so is her apology.
RIP Rocker Chad Allan.
Chad Allan, a founding member of ‘The Guess Who’, a band that produced such hits as ‘American Woman’, ‘Laughing’, and ‘These Eyes’, has reportedly died at the age of 80. Allan also played a role in the success of the classic rock band Bachman Turner Overdrive, a band that had hits like ‘Takin’ Care of Business’ and ‘Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet’.
There is the right way to ask for a raise. Then there is the Genius Award way.
BALTIMORE (WBFF) — A new report by Baltimore's Office of the Inspector General revealed that a worker in the Department of Public Works created a fake job offer to try to get a raise at their current job. According to the report, the department was interested in matching the offer from another government agency to keep the employee. But when the Department of Public Works contacted the other government agency about the offer, that agency told DPW that the offer appeared fake, wrote Inspector General Isabel Cumming in her report.
Home Intruder Allegedly Ignores Homeowner's Warning - The Next Thing He Hears Is a Gunshot It’s often said, somewhat erroneously, that a good guy with a gun is the surest way to defeat a bad guy with a gun. It isn’t that there’s anything wrong with this logic, mind you. In fact, it’s more than sound. The error, instead, is that the statement isn’t inclusive enough: A good guy with a gun is the surest way to defeat a bad guy, full stop.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2023 09:52 PM (RgNUc)
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Posted by: Sidney at December 03, 2023 09:58 PM (rzwGB)
Eh?
Posted by: mindful webworker - spongiferous at December 03, 2023 09:55 PM (PGE+Y)
No. ONT is just a tad early tonight.
No real reason, cuz I felt like it I guess.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 03, 2023 09:59 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: azjaeger at December 03, 2023 09:59 PM (3/XaG)
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Posted by: Ciampino - I give my dead batteries away free of charge at December 03, 2023 09:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2023 09:59 PM (Tjd07)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2023 10:00 PM (G05l3)
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Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2023 10:00 PM (geLO8)
Happy Zappa month!
I only lurked last night, but FZ behind DJT was fantastic...
Thanks MH!
The year went by pretty damn fast...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 03, 2023 10:00 PM (1sRKq)
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2023 10:01 PM (AbZD9)
When Boy F. was a baby he would have no shame about staring when we were on the Muni. I found it amusing but I was the only one.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2023 10:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2023 10:01 PM (G05l3)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2023 10:01 PM (SAX5G)
She is at the game, but NBC is ignoring her
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2023 10:02 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2023 10:03 PM (G05l3)
Posted by: mindful webworker - thwipp at December 03, 2023 10:03 PM (PGE+Y)
Posted by: Karavan at December 03, 2023 10:04 PM (D/r2W)
I certainly hope and pray you will come back tomorrow. I'll have something special for you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 03, 2023 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: TRex at December 03, 2023 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)
You're GOP ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2023 10:06 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2023 10:06 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 03, 2023 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
This means a "Do Not Miss Monday Night ONT"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 03, 2023 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
Boogie Pimps, Someone to love.
https://youtu.be/t6HSlZBNwUQ?si=yTFxSojOuWWhiGKk
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2023 10:06 PM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2023 10:07 PM (AbZD9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 03, 2023 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
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Sid is offended by Mammalian Protrusions.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 03, 2023 10:07 PM (Rz7ER)
Remember "before that way?" that's from 10 years ago now, so probably no longer operative.
At least at one point Iran resolved "gay issues" by making gay men get tranny surgery. I suspect something that would be considered a severe human rights abuse if suggested in the US...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 10:07 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: TRex at December 03, 2023 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)
Gracias, senor!
Posted by: Manuel, the Tranny at December 03, 2023 10:07 PM (Angsy)
In WWII the use allied with a genocidal maniac that killed millions of not tens of millions of people in the Soviet Union.
But you know...George Santos, maybe, lied about being gay...and we just can't accept that.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 10:08 PM (XqcwY)
I suspect she has no idea what just happened and must be in a very scary world, she didn't understand why she had the opinions she expressed, only that she was supposed to give them to everyone.
She would have been better off having her own opinion and sticking to it.
remember kids, don't be Susan
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2023 10:08 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2023 10:06 PM (XV/Pl)
The level of political stupidity with the ranks of the GOP is just hard to comprehend, much less accept!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 03, 2023 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Yeah, right. People steal flat screen tvs and Nike shoes because they can't afford food for their children. Someone should tell that attorney that we already provide rent subsidies, medicaid, and EBT cards for groceries.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2023 10:08 PM (0Htd1)
You, for a few years now.
Posted by: Happy at December 03, 2023 10:09 PM (bZjD2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2023 09:59 PM (Tjd07)
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2023 10:00 PM (geLO8 )
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Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2023 10:01 PM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2023 10:03 PM (G05l3)
Sid makes perfect sense...eventually.
Trust the Cobs.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2023 10:09 PM (3Gtis)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2023 10:09 PM (RIvkX)
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I don't want to alarm you people, but that is how The Borg assimilated entire worlds!
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 10:10 PM (V13WU)
One of my cow-workers wanted a raise. So he told the boss he had a big cash offer in hand from another company.
The boss said, sorry, we don't have money to give you a raise...at which point my cow-worker told him he lied about the job offer and just wanted to continue working here.
That did...not go well with him.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 10:10 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 03, 2023 10:11 PM (1sRKq)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2023 10:11 PM (IEw/x)
Ya reckon that "fire in the tent" photo is real? If so, when the flame hits the tent skin - nearly instantaneous combustion! But they have nice boots.
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 03, 2023 10:11 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 10:12 PM (3x6aV)
I remember when I thought George Lucas came up with dumb names for characters.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 10:13 PM (XqcwY)
Which ain't gonna happen
Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2023 10:13 PM (IEw/x)
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2023 10:13 PM (geLO8)
A few weeks of that and people will be politely removing ski masks or at least rolling them up to be just a stocking cap when they enter a building. And regardless of mask status they won't be waving knives and the like around.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 03, 2023 10:13 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 03, 2023 10:13 PM (Qilav)
John F'n Kerry needs to take a long walk off a short pier.
Cute Zappa tune behind the photo of the tiny tot who knows his reading material!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 03, 2023 10:14 PM (a8Rgt)
I'm thinking fake, even if the photo itself is real. That tent floor should have already caught fire long before anything like what in the pic is going. Even if the tent is treated with fire retardant chemicals, it's still not fireproof.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 03, 2023 10:15 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 03, 2023 10:07 PM (Rz7ER)
That would be a good name for a band.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 10:15 PM (3x6aV)
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my bank doesn't allow the wearing of hats inside the bank
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2023 10:15 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2023 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
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Sounds very cool.
How soon until the robots decide to dissolve us into gray goo?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 03, 2023 10:15 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2023 10:15 PM (G05l3)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 10:15 PM (Iqq2R)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2023 10:15 PM (AW6rC)
Posted by: Cheech at December 03, 2023 10:16 PM (G05l3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2023 10:17 PM (XV/Pl)
How many is "many". I doubt less than 5 percent can handle a stick shift.
What percentage of Millennials and Gen Z even drive a car any more? Bicycles and Ubers don't count.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2023 10:17 PM (IEw/x)
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No man, it's the Ray Ban's.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 10:18 PM (Iqq2R)
Which ain't gonna happen
Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2023 10:13 PM (IEw/x)
I doubt the plan includes giving us a choice.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2023 10:18 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 03, 2023 10:18 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2023 10:06 PM (RIvkX)
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Newfies have entered the tent.
Posted by: Ciampino - I always give my dead batteries away free of charge at December 03, 2023 10:19 PM (qfLjt)
Almost 60 years of Great Society failures and the ACLU's only "solution" is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2023 10:20 PM (IEw/x)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2023 10:20 PM (D7oie)
Cute Zappa tune behind the photo of the tiny tot who knows his reading material!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 03, 2023 10:14 PM (a8Rgt)
Boys will be boys......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 03, 2023 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2023 10:21 PM (G05l3)
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 03, 2023 10:21 PM (Qilav)
>>What percentage of Millennials and Gen Z even drive a car any more? Bicycles and Ubers don't count.
Millenials are from 81-96, so I would say roughly 10 pct, GenZ is from 97-2012, so maybe, MAYBE, 1pct.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2023 10:21 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2023 10:20 PM (D7oie)
Do-rag? I wear them every day, under my pants.
Posted by: Pedo Joe at December 03, 2023 10:21 PM (3x6aV)
Keep stretching. We all know that even if you are able to finally bring your mouth down to your crotch, you will still need the use of a come-along tool to get your "pop up" toy to your lips.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 03, 2023 10:22 PM (a8Rgt)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 03, 2023 10:23 PM (iF0sF)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 03, 2023 10:23 PM (V8he0)
Which ain't gonna happen
Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2023 10:13 PM (IEw/x)
I doubt the plan includes giving us a choice.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2023 10:18 PM (D7oie)
What you guys don't realize is that Chuckles and Lurch are only doing this because of their responsibility to save the entirety of global civilization, a thankless task that requires great personal sacrifices.
You peasants, on the other hand, are only doing trivial mundane tasks like buying groceries to feed your families or trying to get to and from work, so you don't need or merit reliable independent transportation.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 03, 2023 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 10:23 PM (XqcwY)
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my bank doesn't allow the wearing of hats inside the bank
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2023 10:15 PM (geLO
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During the covid fiasco my bank had "Masked Required" on the outside doors and "No masks or helmets" on the inside doors!
Posted by: Ciampino - Both photographers and snipers take headshots at December 03, 2023 10:24 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 03, 2023 10:22 PM (a8Rgt)
Collagen injections in his lips might help. Lots and lots of collagen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 10:24 PM (3x6aV)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2023 10:24 PM (uSHSS)
my bank doesn't allow the wearing of hats inside the bank
They didn't allow them
Then they MANDATED them
Then they didn't allow them again
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2023 10:24 PM (63Dwl)
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Gee, Felicity, perhaps your values, and parental responsibilty, were the real chance that you daughter had. Past tense.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2023 10:24 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2023 10:25 PM (XeU6L)
While socialists have Muslims beat in the killing and oppressing people world historical Olympics...Muslims are a solid #2.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 10:25 PM (XqcwY)
That is an incredible amount of used cars.
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You'd almost think that there's an ulterior motive for that money.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 10:25 PM (Iqq2R)
Posted by: TRex at December 03, 2023 10:26 PM (IQ6Gq)
As I lifelong Republican, I think I shall steer clear of the Log Cabin.
Posted by: That guy who always says...
It's a syrupy place.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2023 10:26 PM (63Dwl)
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I wonder if there's a correlation between Islamophobia and Muslim terror attacks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 03, 2023 10:26 PM (FVME7)
Gotta hit the hay now. Long day ends well thanks to a swell ONT.
Bonus: tomorrow... is a rest day...
Posted by: mindful webworker - valet girls? at December 03, 2023 10:26 PM (PGE+Y)
Then they MANDATED them
Then they didn't allow them again
Reminds me of how we banned plastic bags to save da Erf...then mandated them...and have now banned them again.
But...to this day I see masks all over the ground wherever libtards congregate.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 10:26 PM (XqcwY)
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Gee, Felicity, perhaps your values, and parental responsibilty, were the real chance that you daughter had. Past tense.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2023 10:24 PM (XeU6L)
Cheating to get her daughter into a school she's not qualified for means ole Felicity's kid's future is blow jobs for As. Lots and lots of blow jobs.
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2023 10:26 PM (AbZD9)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 03, 2023 10:27 PM (Qilav)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2023 10:21 PM (G05l3)
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They need to update it for a modern audience:
"Are You My Birthing Parent"?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 03, 2023 10:27 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Ciampino - I always give my dead batteries away free of charge at December 03, 2023 10:19 PM (qfLjt)
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There would be snow.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2023 10:27 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2023 10:24 PM (XeU6L)
If she had taught her daughter how to work the stripper pole, perhaps she, too, could be living the high life on child support from Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 10:27 PM (3x6aV)
Wow. What an idiot.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 03, 2023 10:28 PM (iF0sF)
Cheating to get her daughter into a school she's not qualified for means ole Felicity's kid's future is blow jobs for As. Lots and lots of blow jobs.
If my prof friends are to be believed that isn't that unusual...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 10:28 PM (XqcwY)
Fits. Well, almost. At least the animation was entertaining to some small degree.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2023 10:28 PM (e6UQI)
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That was a collective snort, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2023 10:25 PM (XeU6L)
But of course. She's about as repentant as Susan Sarandon is. If one's kid isn't smart enough to get into a prestige school go to a lower tier school.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 03, 2023 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
Wait. What?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 03, 2023 10:28 PM (M1WkG)
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 03, 2023 10:28 PM (oQNjO)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 10:29 PM (XqcwY)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMG-Mi9I0-k
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 10:29 PM (Iqq2R)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2023 10:29 PM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 03, 2023 10:29 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Forest Gump at December 03, 2023 10:30 PM (SYTee)
Today apparently our glorious Secretary of Defense has said "Israel could face “strategic defeat” if it was not more careful about how it fought Hamas, because more Palestinians might be driven to support the terrorist group."
Apparently the SecDef is under the impression the Palis don't support Hamas.
Sweet Lord the stupid is thick with this one.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2023 10:31 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2023 10:31 PM (geLO8)
What is a woman average answer
1023: Seriously you don't know? She has lady parts and can in theory give birth to children
1923: XX Chromosomes
1963: Woman are...just awesome...not just a person that wears a skirt and makeup
2003: The same as a man in every way expect...you know better.
2023: A person that wears a skirt and makeup
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 10:31 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 03, 2023 10:31 PM (1sRKq)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 10:29 PM (XqcwY)
He spends his nights hooking a car battery up to his nipples.
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2023 10:32 PM (e0WMX)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2023 10:32 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 10:33 PM (Iqq2R)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 03, 2023 10:33 PM (3cGpq)
Jeez! I thought us Boomers were the old ones.....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 03, 2023 10:31 PM (1sRKq)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 03, 2023 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Same here.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2023 10:32 PM (V8he0)
Ditto!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2023 10:34 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 10:34 PM (V13WU)
Vanessa Redgrave - PLO
Jane Fonda - N. Vietnam
Susan Sarandon - Hamas
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 10:34 PM (V13WU)
That's quite a load of shit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 03, 2023 10:35 PM (aA3+G)
Sweet Lord the stupid is thick with this one.
Posted by: Diogenes
To be fair, 99.9% is greater than 99%!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 03, 2023 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
I remember when that was the in thing, but to be honest its pretty old hat now
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 03, 2023 10:35 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2023 10:36 PM (RIvkX)
Jane Fonda - N. Vietnam
Susan Sarandon - Hamas
Lena Dunham - Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: Archimedes at December 03, 2023 10:36 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Musik For the (M)asses at December 03, 2023 10:36 PM (83IzV)
Jane Fonda - N. Vietnam
Susan Sarandon - Hamas
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 10:34 PM (V13WU)
Gentlemen, I give you crazy.
Posted by: PSA: Don't Stick Your Dick In It, Don't Do It! at December 03, 2023 10:38 PM (emlEe)
Yeah, that line was pretty bad. You'd think that someone in Felicity's position would have a manager, attorney, or someone to tell her to keep her big, dumb mouth shut. They could also explain to her that most daughters don't have rich parents to set them up for life.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2023 10:38 PM (0Htd1)
Im happy to see Susan lose an agent (she won't lose work) but maybe the first 10,000 times she was a sack of shit they should have canned her, by only doing it now they almost end up proving Kanye right.
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Posted by: Ciampino - Italian NRA is called Prosciutto at December 03, 2023 10:39 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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That's an uncommon opinion and I agree with it.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 10:39 PM (Iqq2R)
Posted by: Fuck this timeline at December 03, 2023 10:39 PM (r/JV0)
Man oh man, in some bars that one would set off a long evening.
Isn't this supposed to be some kind of smart engineering blog?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 03, 2023 10:39 PM (FCs/J)
Greg Abbott: "I'll be signing a law in Texas that will make it illegal for people to enter the state of Texas from another country illegally, and authorizing every peace officer to arrest those people entering our country illegally."
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at December 03, 2023 10:39 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 03, 2023 10:40 PM (Qilav)
Jewish leftists are mad that they are now the targets of the mob...and so the various factions of the left are cancelling each other like they do us.
I suspect the Jewish leftists will lose in the long term but I guess we'll see...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 10:40 PM (XqcwY)
Owen Benjamin 🐻
@OwenBenjamin
I’d never be in favor of the persecution of Jews. But what I am in favor of is breaking their permanent and absurd victim status that allows them to do horrible crimes in plain sight. It’s why I hammer the Holocaust and their insane justifications for the war and financial crimes. Plenty of Jews not doing crimes, and persecuting a demographic for the crimes of a few is evil. But…the Jewish identity being a shield for crime should be permanently ended. You didn’t have to make porn because of the “Holocaust” it’s so fucking tedious.
https://tinyurl.com/34xvmebj
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 03, 2023 10:41 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2023 10:36 PM (RIvkX)
Puh-leeze. You must write for Rolling Stone.
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2023 10:42 PM (emlEe)
_________________________________
Yeah, I don't trust doctors as much any more...and I certainly don't trust the youngest generation to use something like this ethically.
Watch this end up being the new alternative to Viagra in the hands of Generation Z.
Posted by: Orson at December 03, 2023 10:42 PM (dIske)
I remember when that was the in thing, but to be honest its pretty old hat now
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 03, 2023 10:35 PM (XqcwY)
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You should try my batteries - they're free of charge.
Posted by: Ciampino - Italian NRA equivalent is called Prosciutto at December 03, 2023 10:42 PM (qfLjt)
Discuss.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2023 10:43 PM (0Htd1)
Isn't this supposed to be some kind of smart engineering blog?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 03, 2023 10:39 PM (FCs/J)
Model T had a pedal transmission. Wasn't manual, no sir.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 10:43 PM (3x6aV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2023 10:36 PM (RIvkX)
The What?
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 03, 2023 10:43 PM (Qilav)
Jane Fonda - N. Vietnam
Susan Sarandon - Hamas
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 10:34 PM (V13WU)
Gentlemen, I give you crazy.
Posted by: PSA: Don't Stick Your Dick In It, Don't Do It! at December 03, 2023 10:38 PM (emlEe)
Patty Hearst - Symbionese Liberation Army
Posted by: Bored, spoiled and rich lead to bad things at December 03, 2023 10:44 PM (r/JV0)
Greg Abbott: "I'll be signing a law in Texas that will make it illegal for people to enter the state of Texas from another country illegally, and authorizing every peace officer to arrest those people entering our country illegally."
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)
===
Next, he's going to be signing a law making it illegal for people from other states to enter.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 10:44 PM (Iqq2R)
Discuss.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2023 10:43 PM (0Htd1)
Huffman: clueless and entitled
Sarandon: evil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 10:44 PM (3x6aV)
This👆
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 03, 2023 10:44 PM (1sRKq)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 10:45 PM (V13WU)
Is that now the fashion of the times? Instead of an onion on the belt?
Posted by: Grandpa at December 03, 2023 10:45 PM (SYTee)
I remember when that was the in thing, but to be honest its pretty old hat now
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Heh. Try a Model T coil...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2023 10:45 PM (XeU6L)
And now they have gotten everyone there and are in control of the schedule, they have done *everything* they can to sabotage not only the Conference, but the entire Climate movement. It's been beautiful, man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2023 10:46 PM (UB+3F)
Posted by: Musik Kal at December 03, 2023 10:46 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at December 03, 2023 10:46 PM (FVME7)
Sweet Lord the stupid is thick with this one.
Posted by: Diogenes
To be fair, 99.9% is greater than 99%!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 03, 2023 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
If the new US Administration rule is that its OK to reject an "elected" government when more than half the population doesnt support it, i would like to introduce as Exhibit A the latest Biden polls
Posted by: LASue at December 03, 2023 10:47 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 03, 2023 10:48 PM (37q3K)
or he was ripping off Elvis
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2023 10:48 PM (geLO8)
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I thought Mel Tillis was a member of the band.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2023 10:48 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 03, 2023 10:49 PM (Qilav)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2023 10:49 PM (UB+3F)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 10:49 PM (Iqq2R)
https://is.gd/Vkf3k6
Posted by: Ciampino - Italian NRA equivalent is called Prosciutto. at December 03, 2023 10:49 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at December 03, 2023 10:49 PM (zC17c)
or he was ripping off Elvis
Posted by: Don Black
Bl, bl, bl bl Bluuuuuuuue Christmas
https://youtu.be/pg7HvF3a_Iw?si=w7qP_NGch-sC5FZp
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2023 10:50 PM (SAX5G)
Posted by: Porter Wagoner at December 03, 2023 10:50 PM (83IzV)
He's not in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. He was rejected - twice (?!).
Also, tomorrow is the 30th anniversary of his passing. Man, time flies.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2023 10:50 PM (gas8g)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 10:51 PM (3x6aV)
Sweet Lord the stupid is thick with this one.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2023 10:31 PM (uSHSS)
He is a viciously stupid man with delusions of third-world-country-dictatorhood, but I think that's more toeing the party line/gaslighting.
Posted by: They're all lying cocksuckers at December 03, 2023 10:52 PM (r/JV0)
It was really fun to go bombing around campus in that thing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2023 10:52 PM (N7OEF)
Sweet Lord the stupid is thick with this one.
Posted by: Diogenes
They know full well they support hamas, heck all polls say that even those in the west bank would vote in hamas if given the chance.
But everyone working for Obama knows directive #1 is to be PR for the religion of peace, beheadings, stabbings, and rape.
So he has to get up there and pretend that your average palestinian isn't as blood thirsty as those in hamas.
Posted by: Rbastid at December 03, 2023 10:53 PM (d8JiJ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2023 10:53 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Karavan at December 03, 2023 10:53 PM (D/r2W)
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 03, 2023 10:53 PM (Qilav)
“Goldie, Goldie you can’t hide, we charge you with genocide”
https://is.gd/udwaFv
Posted by: Ciampino - Babies with guns? The Infantry at December 03, 2023 10:54 PM (qfLjt)
https://is.gd/Vkf3k6
Posted by: Ciampino - Italian NRA equivalent is called Prosciutto. at December 03, 2023 10:49 PM (qfLjt)
The VA has sucked donkey anus for as long as I can remember. Now they're just doing donuts on the front lawn.
Posted by: Did the VA EVER give a shit about American vets? at December 03, 2023 10:54 PM (r/JV0)
Posted by: Porter Wagoner at December 03, 2023 10:50 PM (83IzV)
Bluesman John Hammond is the same way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 10:54 PM (3x6aV)
What about dem knockers?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2023 10:55 PM (onFzJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2023 10:55 PM (UB+3F)
Only person the Shelter could send out... is a chick, who just happens to have perfect Lipstick after WW3. Trailer showed a few people out... Man... Black... oh... Man... Black... Mutant... ex white... White Woman...
I got a bad feeling... it'll end up WokeOut... not Fallout.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2023 10:55 PM (xaFKb)
What about dem knockers?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2023 10:55 PM (onFzJ)
At this point she's tucking them into her socks
Posted by: Gravity. Stone cold bitch. at December 03, 2023 10:55 PM (r/JV0)
https://mol.im/a/12819339
Posted by: Ciampino - Babies with guns? The Infantry? at December 03, 2023 10:56 PM (qfLjt)
Wait. What?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Not sure it matters anyway. I think she's a bit of a has been.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2023 10:56 PM (0Htd1)
Only person the Shelter could send out... is a chick, who just happens to have perfect Lipstick after WW3. Trailer showed a few people out... Man... Black... oh... Man... Black... Mutant... ex white... White Woman...
I got a bad feeling... it'll end up WokeOut... not Fallout.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2023 10:55 PM (xaFKb)
Add a woman and make her gay and lame!
Posted by: The Kennedy formula at December 03, 2023 10:57 PM (r/JV0)
Now, coming from a long line of family and friend vets, this just pisses me off...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 03, 2023 10:57 PM (1sRKq)
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2023 10:57 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2023 10:55 PM (onFzJ)
Republican knockers are better.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 10:57 PM (3x6aV)
Posted by: Gravity. Stone cold bitch. at December 03, 2023 10:55 PM (r/JV0)
Interesting.
It's always been a dream of mine to walk barefoot through a field of breasts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2023 10:57 PM (onFzJ)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 10:58 PM (V13WU)
https://is.gd/Vkf3k6
Posted by: Ciampino - Italian NRA equivalent is called Prosciutto. at December 03, 2023 10:49 PM (qfLjt)
Hmmm... as they are using Gov resources in ways NOT intended by Congress, is that not misappropriation of Government Funds?
As well as Aiding and Abetting Illegal Aliens?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2023 10:58 PM (xaFKb)
https://tinyurl.com/5xr6mzys
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2023 10:58 PM (AbZD9)
new hotness: "Syndemic"
yep , we are making up words now
Just like Shakespeare, only lamer.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 03, 2023 10:59 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2023 10:59 PM (NxC5+)
new hotness: "Syndemic"
yep , we are making up words now
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 10:58 PM (V13WU)
"Hypodemic": when a whole country is consumed by hypochondria.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 10:59 PM (3x6aV)
https://tinyurl.com/3dxfx5ud
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 03, 2023 10:59 PM (M1WkG)
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2023 11:00 PM (geLO8)
https://mol.im/a/12819339
Posted by: Ciampino - Babies with guns? The Infantry? at December 03, 2023 10:56 PM (qfLjt)
And every cowardly rape supporter there is wearing a mask while trying to intimidate him.
Someone needs to sponsor a sightseeing tour of NYC for a bunch of former IDF soldiers, and just coincidentally bring them to every one of these protests.
Posted by: Rbastid at December 03, 2023 11:00 PM (d8JiJ)
It's always been a dream of mine to walk barefoot through a field of breasts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Wait. Are they just breasts without bodies? Or are
You walking on womens chests?
Kinda weird. But. Dreams can be odd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2023 11:00 PM (N7OEF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2023 11:01 PM (UB+3F)
Remember, engaging in warfare in Gaza is "collective punishment"...but vandalizing some random Jew's shop because if what you blame Israel for is...ok?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 11:01 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 11:01 PM (3x6aV)
I read that in Bachman Turner Overdive's song You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet, the repeated Bs in "B b b b baby" was him making fun of his brother's stutter. I wonder what he thought about that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I read some place that it didn't bother the brother but their mother was upset about it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2023 11:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 10:59 PM (3x6aV)
Alternate meaning: A government run by hypocrites. When a government is run by hypocrites, global gaslighting is sure to follow.
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2023 11:02 PM (emlEe)
Someone needs to sponsor a sightseeing tour of NYC for a bunch of former IDF soldiers, and just coincidentally bring them to every one of these protests.
==
Rowdy terrorist sympathizers in NY city is a local problem, not Israel's.
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 11:03 PM (V13WU)
184 Pro-Israel protester smiles and BOOGIES outside NYC's Natural History Museum as outraged Pro-Palestinians shriek 'white supremacist'
https://mol.im/a/12819339
Posted by: Ciampino - Babies with guns? The Infantry? at December 03, 2023 10:56 PM (qfLjt)
"As things got increasingly heated, a police officer from the NYPD's community affairs office gently guided the man away from the scene."
True to form, the NYPD pigs violate his First Amendment rights as the terrorist-supporting baby-murder-and-child-rape-enthusiasts actually engage in direct threats and disorderly conduct.
Posted by: Fuck them all to death. at December 03, 2023 11:03 PM (r/JV0)
Jane Fonda - N. Vietnam
Susan Sarandon - Hamas
What can you expect from people who probably furthered their careers on the casting couch.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2023 11:03 PM (0Htd1)
It's always been a dream of mine to walk barefoot through a field of breasts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Wait. Are they just breasts without bodies? Or are
You walking on womens chests?
Kinda weird. But. Dreams can be odd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2023 11:00 PM (N7OEF)
Did he specify human female breasts or just breasts generally? Like I could see him walking through a field of deep fried chicks breasts on sticks.
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2023 11:04 PM (pe18/)
I was encouraged by the strength of East Tennesseans to soldier on with light hearts, despite the bombs falling in Gaza.
Such brave troopers were they, that if I didn't know their concerns for Hamas. I would've thought they didn't really give two shits if Israel was bombing terrorists to pieces.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2023 11:04 PM (onFzJ)
He did one thing, overhauled carburetors. He would guarantee his work. He had a V8 Ford engine on blocks, exhaust running out the side of the building. He would mount your carb on the engine and demonstrate that it was in working order.
The caveat, all the screws and connectors were covered with a paste - if any of the past was displaced the warranty was void.
One was also required to install a fuel filter before the fuel pump and one after.
His rebuilt carbs were better than factory new.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 11:04 PM (Iqq2R)
Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2023 11:05 PM (NxC5+)
(Hey you with the filthy mind 🤪
....
Good night wonderful Horde.
"Positive thoughts breed a positive life, so close your eyes, hoping for a brighter future. Have a blessed good night sleep and sweet dreams!” — Unknown
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 03, 2023 11:05 PM (1sRKq)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 11:04 PM (Iqq2R)
I like my carbs and my proteins to be factory-fresh.
Posted by: Rebuilt macronutrients? Ewwww. at December 03, 2023 11:06 PM (r/JV0)
But the Rotary Knob selector is a major thing in all of Ford's trucks (when equipped with automatic transmission). Same with "Ram" (MOPAR). Not sure about Chebby/GMC.
Similarly, I'm not sure which cars might also be so equipped.
My boss' 2020 Expedition Max is powered by the 3.5L Twin Turbo Eco-Max engine, spinning through a TEN speed automatic transmission.
Some engineering, there. You really never feel it shift, but it's always in the right RPM range for the job at hand.
Impressive, that.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2023 11:06 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2023 11:08 PM (UB+3F)
this is as untrue a statement as was ever made, anywhere. everybody wants a dick, were women not so angry about not having dicks there would not be feminism.
Posted by: N at December 03, 2023 11:08 PM (RjBju)
Don't be absurd.
I'm not a misogynist, I wouldn't walk on women.
I'm a gentlemen. These would be disembodied breasts of various firmness, some semi-firm, yet supple like memory foam, others squishy like zip-lock bags filled with Bavarian cream.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2023 11:08 PM (onFzJ)
israel does not have the manpower, already way overstretched
Posted by: N at December 03, 2023 11:10 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 03, 2023 11:11 PM (R4t5M)
Sweet Lord the stupid is thick with this one.
Posted by: Diogenes
"Palistinians" no longer exist. Arafat (that benighted Noble Prize winner) sold them out when he refused the surrender offer that would have given them everything in their charter short of Israel's extinction.
What you have now are Gazans. They are a glorified street gang. Nothing more. Let us stop the pretense of calling them Palistinians, because that people had any claims of legitimacy stripped away by their grifting, self-serving leader, whose death continues to bring me no small amount of joy.
Gazans have conceded their claim to humanity on October 7th. That there is not one world leader willing to declare this fact and condemn this people to the fate they themselves have chosen tells you everything you need to know about our trajectory as a species. God help us...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 03, 2023 11:12 PM (37q3K)
Posted by: Auto Hijinks at December 03, 2023 11:12 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 03, 2023 11:12 PM (oQNjO)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 11:13 PM (V13WU)
One was also required to install a fuel filter before the fuel pump and one after.
His rebuilt carbs were better than factory new.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 11:04 PM (Iqq2R)
A carb has to be tuned to the engine it's mounted on. There's no "one size fits all" setting for the idle mixture screws and idle speed screw.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 11:13 PM (3x6aV)
Posted by: Auto Hijinks at December 03, 2023 11:12 PM (83IzV)
Well, it's inside now, but it is a '64 Daytona hardtop with a 259 V8 and 4-speed transmission.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 11:14 PM (3x6aV)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 03, 2023 11:12 PM (37q3K)
They are real-life Orcs. The humanity has been bred out of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 11:16 PM (3x6aV)
It was really fun to go bombing around campus in that thing."
A friend in high school had the use of her grandma's Chrysler Imperial with pushbutton gears.
Lots of fun to get air crossing the railroad tracks!
Posted by: barbarausa at December 03, 2023 11:16 PM (enw9G)
Why don't you just have a nice woman rub her boobs on your feet? Seems much nicer.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2023 11:17 PM (tQW7H)
Posted by: Drive by at December 03, 2023 11:18 PM (MNhXM)
Ridley Scott and James Cameron are concerned bout AI. Cameron especially. "I warned you guys in 1984, and you didn’t listen". Direct quote.
Posted by: runner
Microsoft is gearing up to release Windows ’12’ in June 2024. This release is expected to coincide with the Computex 2024 event and will also introduce a range of AI-based PCs into the market.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2023 11:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 03, 2023 11:19 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Gerry Studds at December 03, 2023 11:20 PM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2023 11:18 PM (63Dwl)
buggy AI. you will have to restart your PC to make it work.
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 11:20 PM (V13WU)
Lots of fun to get air crossing the railroad tracks!
Posted by: barbarausa at December 03, 2023 11:16 PM (enw9G)
Packard and Edsel also had push-button shift on some models. I don't know Edsel implemented it, but Packard had an electric motor to move the lever on the side of the transmission.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 11:20 PM (3x6aV)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 11:13 PM (V13WU)
Warned about what? That AI will advance human civilization even more?
Posted by: Drive by at December 03, 2023 11:21 PM (MNhXM)
I've settled for memory foam insoles in my shoes.
$8 and they last 6 months, instead if the usual $20 for a one-time deal.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2023 11:22 PM (onFzJ)
Posted by: N at December 03, 2023 11:22 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Drive by at December 03, 2023 11:21 PM (MNhXM)
that he'll be back ?
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 11:22 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 11:24 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz is full of Holiday Cheer at December 03, 2023 11:24 PM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 03, 2023 11:25 PM (CHHv1)
So the "Anthrobots" are tracheal cells - meaning the throat, which is our mechanism for speaking. And they're cleaning up neurons, which are brain cells?
Is no one else thinking "voices in my head" will have a whole new meaning?
Posted by: GWB at December 03, 2023 11:25 PM (HMvgH)
Don't worry. We've got this.
Posted by: The Butlerian Jihad at December 03, 2023 11:26 PM (M1WkG)
Posted by: Ralph, in the Alley at December 03, 2023 11:26 PM (14Nl/)
One thing I've noticed is that many of the parents involved don't have serious educational attainment themselves. Huffman was born into wealth and became a professional theater kid at the first opportunity out of high school. Lori Loughlin (who was born roughly simultaneously to me but at opposite ends of the country) started acting in her teens. Her fashion mogul husband lied to his parents and spent his tuition money to launch his hugely successful business.
do these highly successful people have an inferiority complex about their educations? Is that pushing them into this path. Sadly, Loughlin's daughter was already making well into the six figures as an influencer before the scandal broke and lost all of her sponsors. She could have made millions in her youth and pursued academics later if it became of interest.
Posted by: Epobirs at December 03, 2023 11:26 PM (FVY8+)
how was it cheating?
Posted by: N at December 03, 2023 11:28 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2023 11:29 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Drive by at December 03, 2023 11:31 PM (MNhXM)
Nothing is real anyway, bro.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2023 11:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner a
That was my first car. It got rusty. I went to an auto body shop and asked about getting rid of the rust and repainting it. He said that the rust would just come through again. But he told me that "that slant 6 engine will run for years and years."
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2023 11:34 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Did the VA EVER give a shit about American vets?
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Okay, I read, and believe, the stories about shoddy care and inefficiencies at VA hospitals. But, the fact is that I am fortunate enough to live in proximity to one of the best... not just the best VA facility, but one of the best period:
https://tinyurl.com/ynhztvte
So, though a broad brush might be appropriate, there are exceptions. It's a simple deal for me, when the chips were down, they saved my life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2023 11:34 PM (XeU6L)
this is as untrue a statement as was ever made, anywhere. everybody wants a dick, were women not so angry about not having dicks there would not be feminism.
Well mister, why don't we go up to my place and talk about it. I can you now, I am mostly definitely NOT angry about not having a cock.
Posted by: Adm Levine with a raging hard on under his dress at December 03, 2023 11:35 PM (XqcwY)
Fake SAT scores.
The route for people who are wealthy but not so wealthy they can buy the school a new building or other major gift.
Posted by: Epobirs at December 03, 2023 11:35 PM (FVY8+)
Sadly, Loughlin's daughter was already making well into the six figures as an influencer before the scandal broke and lost all of her sponsors. She could have made millions in her youth and pursued academics later if it became of interest.
Speaks tragic volumes of the disconnect between parent and child. Mom was desperate to be part of her daughter's success story after years of outsourcing her role to nannies. I understand they've since reconciled, but that relationship was never normal or functional.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 03, 2023 11:36 PM (37q3K)
So...its just getting in the door. Then you pay for 4 years and get a diploma that's it. Learning...anything? Unlikely.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2023 11:36 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Edsel Ford at December 03, 2023 11:37 PM (XeU6L)
Agree under certain conditions. Early Who up til Tommy were a spectacular singles band and very unique. After that, Townshend's genius complex ran away with him. Guess Who were a spectacular singles band who disintegrated before their egos led them to be "serious". I would say great Who is better than Guess Who but Guess Who quit while they were ahead. Some of them turned into BTO.
Posted by: azjaeger at December 03, 2023 11:37 PM (3/XaG)
Fake SAT scores.
The route for people who are wealthy but not so wealthy they can buy the school a new building or other major gift.
it is nobody's business but the schools, that is no more cheating than affirmative admissions
the entire thing was just stupid,
shameful, embarrassing, yes,
criminal, no
Posted by: N at December 03, 2023 11:38 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 03, 2023 11:12 PM (37q3K)
They are not the only ones on this earth, unfortunately.
Posted by: javems at December 03, 2023 11:38 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2023 11:38 PM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Corvair, with Up/Down lever in dash at December 03, 2023 11:39 PM (XeU6L)
So the "Anthrobots" are tracheal cells - meaning the throat, which is our mechanism for speaking. And they're cleaning up neurons, which are brain cells?
Is no one else thinking "voices in my head" will have a whole new meaning?
Posted by: GWB at December 03, 2023 11:25 PM (HMvgH)
If someone organizes them to start doing Zappa, I'm gonna go bonkers.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2023 11:40 PM (uSHSS)
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I have long maintained that if a kid is bright enough to find their way to the school, using a map, then all that is required is tenacity, a desire to learn, and they will make it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2023 11:42 PM (XeU6L)
I have long maintained that if a kid is bright enough to find their way to the school, using a map,...
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Dood...why? There's an app for that.
Posted by: Gen Z at December 03, 2023 11:43 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2023 11:45 PM (UsQA1)
There have been quite a number of sci-fi/horror type shows that have explored the space of these nanobot type things for human enhancement. Outer Limits, and some others.
It doesn't end well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2023 11:45 PM (Mzdiz)
Then again, Seven of Nine was full of nanobots -- they enhanced her quite well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2023 11:46 PM (Mzdiz)
The kid is an Eagle Scout, half Asian Half Hispanic, attending a highly ranked college preparatory High School and scored in the 98 percentile on his PSAT. His GPA dropped this year, Jr year, to just below 4.0 which is the problem.
This may be why some parents take additional steps.
Posted by: Drive by at December 03, 2023 11:47 PM (MNhXM)
It doesn't end well.
Posted by: publius
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'Fantastic Voyage' was in that vein...as it were.
Posted by: Gen Z at December 03, 2023 11:48 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 03, 2023 11:46 PM (Mzdiz)
There's quite a difference between having a good time and assimilation.
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2023 11:48 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Hammer, actually
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I think they were attacked by antibodies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2023 11:49 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 11:50 PM (Iqq2R)
The kid is an Eagle Scout, half Asian Half Hispanic, attending a highly ranked college preparatory High School and scored in the 98 percentile on his PSAT. His GPA dropped this year, Jr year, to just below 4.0 which is the problem.
This may be why some parents take additional steps.
Posted by: Drive by at December 03, 2023 11:47 PM (MNhXM)
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Make sure his application reflects his Native American name, Little Bear, and his essay should talk up the accomplishments of "his people" and he's in like Flint!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2023 11:50 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: javems at December 03, 2023 11:51 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2023 11:52 PM (XeU6L)
It doesn't end well.
Posted by: publius
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We know better.
_CDP
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 11:54 PM (Iqq2R)
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 03, 2023 11:55 PM (Qilav)
Posted by: javems at December 03, 2023 11:56 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Dynaflow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2FKu1U7aTo
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2023 11:59 PM (Iqq2R)
The kid is an Eagle Scout, half Asian Half Hispanic, attending a highly ranked college preparatory High School and scored in the 98 percentile on his PSAT. His GPA dropped this year, Jr year, to just below 4.0 which is the problem.
This may be why some parents take additional steps.
Posted by: Drive by at December 03, 2023 11:47 PM (MNhXM)
Little went to a private college in Florida. The admissions director held the same job at Stanford. Loved the job except for the annual denials he had to issue to students who had every life experience and credential to rule the world. Places like Stanford brag to their brethren schools about the percentage of applications they deny:
"We deny 97.6 percent of our applications."
"Oh yeah? Well, we deny 98.2 per cent!"
The guy would field calls from very connected parents threatening to ruin him personally over the denial, and he agreed that these young people had the creds to have every door open to them, because these are the kind of young minds that would benefit society in the long run.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 04, 2023 12:00 AM (37q3K)
Make sure his application reflects his Native American name, Little Bear, and his essay should talk up the accomplishments of "his people" and he's in like Flint!
Posted by: Diogenes
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Didn't know that Rice was as bad as the rest of them.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 12:03 AM (Iqq2R)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz is full of Holiday Cheer at December 04, 2023 12:04 AM (Sgq8y)
https://is.gd/Vkf3k6
Posted by: Ciampino - Italian NRA equivalent is called Prosciutto
I wuld also assume that they qualify for zero down VA Home Loans. Front of the line of course.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 04, 2023 12:08 AM (cOq4q)
we had spent a bunch of time trying to hire for our finance firm and there was a tem of grads for every big name school that would hire from the school they attended.
somewhere are around the early 200s everybody just quit the team.
after a bunch of time trying to get diverse hires, women and minorities everybody realized without ever saying anything it was just best to hire men that were wasps, asians, or jews, and a few diversity hires.
Posted by: N at December 04, 2023 12:09 AM (RjBju)
What about dem knockers?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2023 10:55 PM (onFzJ)
At this point she's tucking them into her socks
Posted by: Gravity. Stone cold bitch.
Better than shriven desicated armpit pouches.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 04, 2023 12:12 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: barbarausa at December 03, 2023 11:16 PM (enw9G)
Friends Girlfriend had a Dodge Dart when we were all stationed in Great Lakes Naval Station going to school.
Neither of them felt comfortable driving in snow, so I drove that car a LOT when we'd all go out. 8 Sailors in a car... drunk off our asses... driving to and from WI where we could drink when under 21...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2023 12:12 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Braenyard
Pretty much all poison at this point.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 04, 2023 12:15 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 12:03 AM (Iqq2R)
I do question the value lately of the name of the institution issuing a bachelor's degree. A brilliant mind will make its mark eventually. Just looked up Elon Musk and found that he got his Physics degree at U Penn, not a powerhouse in that field, AFAIK...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 04, 2023 12:15 AM (37q3K)
I spent part of high school in an Imperial with push buttons.
Rare good fun
Posted by: barbarausa at December 04, 2023 12:17 AM (enw9G)
It isn't the education, its the personal connections you make with the rich... which can lead to a LOT more opportunity.
Fact is that about 2/3rds of jobs, and promotions, I ever got, where because of someone I knew...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2023 12:21 AM (xaFKb)
But, the push button was just a way of actuating an automatic. There were other totally different transmissions -- the Wilson Pre-Selector, several versions of the Model T planetary (I've had them, on IH and Gravely tractors), and now the variable ratio CV. There were also several fluid links to augment or replace the clutch before the one we're used to now, and a vacuum-actuated system used by Buick and Mercedes. This doesn't count other variables like the worm-drive Schact-LeBlond my dad learned on, or, lest we forget, the Laycock-deNormanville electric overdrive unit.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 04, 2023 12:21 AM (FCs/J)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 04, 2023 12:27 AM (cOq4q)
Frank Sinatra narrating "The Kenton Era - Stan Kenton Bio - told by Frank Sinatra". For a short period of time Kenton was Frank's backup band before he went with Percy Faith.
If there is any interest in this style of music it is a worthwhile listen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebxSdGFU5Ss
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 12:28 AM (Iqq2R)
Fuck you Aknod.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2023 12:29 AM (VwHCD)
Also, in the Trail 70 MiniBike of early '70s renown.
You did have to manually shift gears. But you didn't need to manipulate a clutch.
The Trail 90/110, also had a Dual Range transmission. Four primary ratios, shift from L to H range, and there's four different ratios.
You did have to have the gearbox in Neutral though, to effect the change between gear ranges.
Fun Times!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2023 12:31 AM (e6UQI)
It isn't the education, its the personal connections you make with the rich... which can lead to a LOT more opportunity.
Fact is that about 2/3rds of jobs, and promotions, I ever got, where because of someone I knew...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2023 12:21 AM (xaFKb)
Same. In my case though, those connections were made after college. Still have great friendships with my college buds, but I got into telecommunications due to a friendship made in tech school post college. Changed my life for the better, until I made one poor decision that blew it all to hell. That's a whole nuther thread..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 04, 2023 12:32 AM (37q3K)
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 04, 2023 12:33 AM (Qilav)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 12:33 AM (Iqq2R)
I like to shift my transmission up and down up and down the gear stack downtown especially during the holidays... Of course now I have a restraining order...
Posted by: Pervo Pete at December 04, 2023 12:33 AM (yTq3r)
You did have to manually shift gears. But you didn't need to manipulate a clutch.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2023 12:31 AM (e6UQI)
I still have the QA50 I had as a kid. 2 stinkin' gears, but no clutch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2023 12:34 AM (VwHCD)
""Michigan Muslim Mayor Says He’s ‘Not in the Mood’ for Christmas if Bombs Are Falling in Gaza.""
It's beginning to sound a lot like bitchiness.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2023 12:34 AM (63Dwl)
There are some...ah, things in his family relationships that caused his name to fall out of currency. I heard some of the explanations about how things came to happen, but I have to admit that the stories were probably true. His daughter's name was Leslie. You can read her story on line. It's pretty sad.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 04, 2023 12:35 AM (FCs/J)
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 04, 2023 12:36 AM (Qilav)
Posted by: azjaeger at December 03, 2023 09:59 PM (3/XaG)
Small ones, obviously.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at December 04, 2023 12:37 AM (cWNll)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2023 12:39 AM (63Dwl)
I remember a great many Jap bikes of that era.
One outstanding aspect of the Honda bikes of those times.
Probably the best factory paint on any mass market motorcycles, of all time.
I exclude the post AMF Harleys from this, as soon into the '80s, a lot of their paint was, though "stock", Custom to Order. They might've made 19,000 Road Kings that year, but only XXX were the Phantom Grey Fade with Red pinstriping (or, you describe any other)...
Honda's 1970s paint was usually TWO color choices per model year, lotsa two tone jobs, but just simply PERFECT execution, every time. You could look Light Years Deep into some of those finishes, then.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2023 12:41 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2023 11:03 PM (V13WU)
Clearly you've never walked through greenpoint or the lower east side. You could probably put together an entire brigade of former IDF soldiers just from a days worth of customers at The Pickle Guys.
Posted by: Rbastid at December 04, 2023 12:43 AM (d8JiJ)
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I'm not in the mood for muslims.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 12:49 AM (Iqq2R)
I was legitimately considering putting a bid in for it when it was hovering around $20k, but at the last minutes it blew to over $60k.
There was a lot of random stuff sold, including a Captain Beefheart drawing, that looked like a 3 year old did it, that sold for over $30k despite being estimated for $2k.
There's an auction next week with Dusty Hill's bass collection that Id love to find something in to buy (his fuzzy bass from Legs, and a version he used in stage, are both up for sale.
Posted by: Rbastid at December 04, 2023 12:49 AM (d8JiJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2023 12:50 AM (XeU6L)
Stan Getz has entered the conversation in the key of G.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2023 12:54 AM (e6UQI)
He's obviously not been watching enough Hallmark Channel.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 04, 2023 12:57 AM (Mzdiz)
I was legitimately considering putting a bid in for it when it was hovering around $20k, but at the last minutes it blew to over $60k.
Posted by: Rbastid at December 04, 2023 12:49 AM (d8JiJ)
When they auctioned off a few of Alex Lifeson's guitars I would have gave my left nut for that white ES-355. I entertained the idea of selling off some guitars. That lasted for maybe 2 seconds and I thought who the hell am I kidding that sucker will go beyond stooopid. Yeah, $385,000 stupid. weeeeee
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2023 12:58 AM (VwHCD)
Up for the gun thread because, appropriately, in another 15 minutes, at 3:30AM local time, I begin my neighborhood patrol's 2nd night shift.
Unarmed, unfortunately.
Take advantage of you 2A, Americans.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2023 08:17 PM (zutzM)
Could you carry a mittfull of Roman candles and a lighter? Light the Roman candle and shoot pretty colored fireballs at the goat-rapers? It would spoile their aim, at least.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2023 08:20 PM (0waCl)
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Temporarily have to manage with pepper spray and a telescopic polymer nightstick.
Waiting for the arrival of automated rifles for volunteers.
In the meantime, 2nd tactical training course coming up soon.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2023 01:00 AM (zutzM)
Waiting for the arrival of automated rifles for volunteers.
In the meantime, 2nd tactical training course coming up soon.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2023 01:00 AM (zutzM)
Glad you made it through your patrol safely!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2023 01:05 AM (3x6aV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2023 12:58 AM (VwHCD)
For a Guitar they will never play... sad really.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2023 01:11 AM (xaFKb)
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I'm not in the mood for muslims.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 12:49 AM (Iqq2R)
Uh, why would a MOSLEM ever be in the 'mood' for Christmas... you know... the celebration of a JEW being born... who created the Christian Religion?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2023 01:13 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2023 01:05 AM (3x6aV)
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It is literally a neighborhood watch patrol. Since implemented a bit over a month ago, break-ins are extremely rare.
There have been occasional early hour sightings of cars/people which should not be here. Calls with details are conveyed directly to the police to handle them.
We've also managed to break up a few romantic evenings in parked cars. Nothing like beam flashlights coming around both sides of a car to do that!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2023 01:15 AM (zutzM)
What are the penalties for getting caught with an OOPSIE AR-15/M-16/M-4?
Would it be at all worth it there, to acquire something .. by any means?
Asking because of the "Better Tried by Twelve than Carried by Six", eithos, here.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2023 01:15 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2023 01:15 AM (e6UQI)
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Dunno what the penalty is.
But otherwise, GMTA.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2023 01:17 AM (zutzM)
You see I pulled into a drive-in and
I found a place to park
We hopped into the backseat where it's
Always nice and dark
I'm just about to move thinking to myself Mmm
Bret this is a breeze
Then there's a light in my eye and a guy says
Out of the car long hair
Oowee, you're coming with me
Said the local police
Posted by: Loggins & Messina at December 04, 2023 01:23 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2023 01:25 AM (zutzM)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2023 01:15 AM (zutzM)
Sorry, but that is just evil!
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2023 01:27 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2023 01:27 AM (xaFKb)
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That's why we break it up.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2023 01:30 AM (zutzM)
"Elise [Stefanik] and I both served on the impeachment defense team of Donald Trump twice when the Democrats used it for brazen, partisan political purposes," ... "We decried that use of it. This is very different. Remember, we are the rule of law team. We have to do it very methodically."
https://is.gd/WXK1hN
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 01:30 AM (Iqq2R)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 01:30 AM (Iqq2R)
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At this pace, they should be reading by the 2028 election.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 04, 2023 01:33 AM (zutzM)
https://mol.im/a/12821399
Posted by: Ciampino - That upholstery guy that got shot? Fully recovered now. at December 04, 2023 01:33 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/12821399
Posted by: Ciampino
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They're moving up because their bottom tier market can no longer afford fast food.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 01:36 AM (Iqq2R)
The USS Carney has shot down multiple missiles and drones launched from Yemen since Oct. 7,
Yemen's Houthis were delisted as terrorists by Joey B. & Co., LLC, INC
https://is.gd/TU80F1
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 01:38 AM (Iqq2R)
In the real world, this would be an act of war, and we'd be leveling the fucking place....
But, now? Clown show.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2023 01:40 AM (xaFKb)
Want To Be Happy?
Care only about the opinions of people who love you.
https://is.gd/T08mNJ
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 01:43 AM (Iqq2R)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2023 12:58 AM (VwHCD)
For a Guitar they will never play... sad really.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2023 01:11 AM (xaFKb)
I would play the frigging shit out of it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2023 01:44 AM (VwHCD)
Some say we're pushing for war with Iran. _long over due*
*we don't have the generals to win it
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 01:45 AM (Iqq2R)
https://is.gd/bVcy7r
Rumble Files Federal Defamation Lawsuit
"This lawsuit opens up another front in the ongoing war against censorship, much like X’s recently filed suit against Media Mattersa ... and Truth Social’s lawsuit against 20 media outlets."
Rumble filed a lawsuit today in federal court in Florida against two co-founders of a purported watchdog organization.
Rumble sued Nandini Jammi and Claire Atkin, co-founders of Check My Ads, a 501(c)(3) tax-exempt corporation that routinely targets news outlets and platforms that do not adhere to their political worldview. Also named as defendants are John Does – numbers 1 through 10 – as yet-to-be-identified individuals who helped prepare and publish the defamatory information on their website.
Rumble is represented by the law firm of Clare Locke LLP,
https://is.gd/Cpv4Qk
Past my bed time, ya'll have a good evening.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 01:47 AM (Iqq2R)
Some say we're pushing for war with Iran. _long over due*
*we don't have the generals to win it
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 01:45 AM (Iqq2R)
Sure we do, we got General Confusion, and Major Fuck Up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2023 01:49 AM (VwHCD)
Allow me to translate this from politicianese to English:
Just keep writing those checks and showing up to the polls. We'll eventually get around to it, provided you keep us in power with interruption forever.
Posted by: Or, "Trust us" at December 04, 2023 01:49 AM (pjs7m)
Still not sleeping well. I'm in Western PA right now, on my sisters farm. Nice and quiet here. Not that cold, really. About 40 right now.
Solomon Furious Worlds, an attorney with the Pennsylvania ACLU
I saw Solomon Furious Worlds wrestle Bob Backlund at the Civic Arena in '81.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 04, 2023 01:52 AM (VTm8j)
Care only about the opinions of people who love you.
https://is.gd/T08mNJ
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 01:43 AM (Iqq2R)
Interesting, wanted to show this to a friend on F book... Nitter is NOT ALLOWED on F Book.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2023 01:55 AM (xaFKb)
"Elise [Stefanik] and I both served on the impeachment defense team of Donald Trump twice when the Democrats used it for brazen, partisan political purposes," ... "We decried that use of it. This is very different. Remember, we are the rule of law team. We have to do it very methodically."
Translations: Those monkeys will continue to fuck those footballs until morale improves.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 04, 2023 01:57 AM (VTm8j)
Posted by: Chad Allan in the Hereafter at December 04, 2023 02:01 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Whew
Posted by: the Chickens at December 04, 2023 02:03 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
FUBAR status 119%, Sir!
Posted by: the Pentagon at December 04, 2023 02:05 AM (7eFYL)
Only person the Shelter could send out... is a chick, who just happens to have perfect Lipstick after WW3. Trailer showed a few people out... Man... Black... oh... Man... Black... Mutant... ex white... White Woman...
I got a bad feeling... it'll end up WokeOut... not Fallout.
Posted by: Romeo13
That was my impression too. Any white man in that show will be the bad guy, unless gay.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 04, 2023 02:06 AM (VTm8j)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Lay off the sexy underwear, Bubba.
Posted by: Ken Stanton and Stan Kenton, currently straight at December 04, 2023 02:10 AM (7eFYL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2023 02:13 AM (3x6aV)
Posted by: STDs at December 04, 2023 02:15 AM (7eFYL)
Super-hearing mole thought to be extinct is found on South African beach
https://trib.al/pLrfBM0
Posted by: Ciampino - That upholstery guy that got shot? Fully recovered now at December 04, 2023 02:15 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/12820877
Posted by: Ciampino - All you knead is loaf at December 04, 2023 02:19 AM (qfLjt)
Super-hearing mole thought to be extinct is found on South African beach
https://trib.al/pLrfBM0
Posted by: Ciampino
So, not extinct. That #SCIENCE keeps not settling. Weird.
Posted by: Puddleglum, Christmasing in Pennsyltucky at December 04, 2023 02:20 AM (VTm8j)
Posted by: Puddleglum, Christmasing in Pennsyltucky at December 04, 2023 02:44 AM (VTm8j)
Care only about the opinions of people who love you.
https://is.gd/T08mNJ
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2023 01:43 AM (Iqq2R)
Thanks, Braenyard, that resonated today. Had a pretty stressful workday, handled an uncommon situation that had a good outcome, but I got criticism on the way I handled it. Just one of those times where you scratch your head and think "that's what you cared about?"
Posted by: Mainah at December 04, 2023 02:46 AM (iGThX)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2023 12:12
Dammit R13, you are making me do math, isn't that against the rooles?
In 1973 I went collidge and turned 18 in Oct, I could legally drink beer and wine then, not hard likker.
I then had a summer job in Rockford, worked 4-12 painting in a factory. So when we got off we raced to S Beloit where they were open till 2.
I recall thinking $1 for a draft beer seemed pricey there. At the time I worked at a college bar and drafts were 25 cents during happy hour, 75 cents regular.
Those were the days my friends, we thought they'd never end...
Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2023 03:01 AM (55Qr6)
After a rainy Saturday, 'tis 61 F. outside, good workout weather, dry and clear, wind (I was told) pretty much NW. That should mean I'll have the wind on my beam as I walk/trot east and west.
On the downside, Monday, and I have an errand to run after work. Tiring to even think of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2023 03:16 AM (omVj0)
These people with far reach are taking over everything.
The shit they know and the things they do without permission is...
yeah.
I can't sleep most nights.
They've given me some drugs to help.
I feel like a Lithium battery now which means sleep is almost impossible. What am supposed to do with all of this ? They won't even let me drive unless they get in a mess.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at December 04, 2023 03:17 AM (TFj84)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2023 03:20 AM (omVj0)
95% of Venezuelans vote to steal land from neighboring Guyana?
I suspect someone has dominion over the voting machines.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 04, 2023 03:28 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming
Try an Erin instead.
Posted by: Miklos suggests at December 04, 2023 03:34 AM (7eFYL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZpNUDaxVb8
Posted by: Epobirs at December 04, 2023 03:50 AM (FVY8+)
Posted by: Ciampino -- All you knead is loaf at December 04, 2023 04:07 AM (qfLjt)
for audio songs present at this website is genuinely marvelous.
Posted by: acide hyaluronique at December 08, 2023 12:34 AM (Y24IL)
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