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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 09:30 AM (lwOKI) 3
"The Cat That Ate the Canary"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) 4
Turkey? So soon after Thanksgiving?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:30 AM (aQy7p) 5
Damn it, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:30 AM (JrojV) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:31 AM (aQy7p) 7
But only peeps of colour have ever been slaves.
Posted by: John at November 28, 2023 09:31 AM (H6SUA) 8
There's a hermit crab on her head.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (R4t5M) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (9mNHV) 10
Slave?..uuhhh...concubine, maybe?
Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (AwYPR) 11
Parmigianino
Italian Mannerist painter and printmaker (1503–1540) I was told slavery was invented in 1619 by the Pilgrims so he could not have painted a slave in the 1500s. Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (lwOKI) Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (/MbBE) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (J2vNu) 14
That hand is creepy.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (N3zMI) 15
I like big hair and I cannot lie.
Posted by: Francesco Maria Mazzola at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (NBVIP) 16
Weird fingers on this one.
Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (88xKn) 17
Is that a hand, or is it a talon?
Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (KiP3I) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:32 AM (9mNHV) 19
Probably English too
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (/MbBE) 20
A Turkish Slave
Well dressed slave...? Oh she's a sex slave. The Turks were fond of Caucasian slave girls... Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (XqcwY) 21
A Turkish Slave
Wait....that can't be. She seems white. I thought only blacks were enslaved by white America. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1) 22
So, that's what an odalisque looks like.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (JrojV) 23
Hmm. This particular period in art is not one of my faves, but I do like the clothes and the smile on the lady's face.*
*presuming it's a lady and not a eunuch. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (Q0kLU) 24
Cleaner of the royal penis.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (R4t5M) 25
Nice hint of cleavage, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:33 AM (J2vNu) 26
Proportionally off.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (hIgyP) 27
Europeans are so racist, they disguised their black slaves under white-face!!!!
Posted by: Radical Black Leftist at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (JCZqz) 28
Mazzola Parmigianino? Like corn oil plus Parmesan cheese?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (BHrzb) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (zZu0s) 30
Its good to be the Sultan
Posted by: Some Muslim ruler reviewing his harem at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (XqcwY) 31
"The Cat That Ate the Canary"
Posted by: Sponge Looks more like she's got a chicken's ass on her tits. Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (spU3M) 32
So, that's what an odalisque looks like. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus _________ Not naked on an ottoman, so not an odalisque. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (9mNHV) 33
She's an Ottoman. She's hoping no fat nekkid lardass comes along and sits on her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (JrojV) 34
Proportionally off.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (hIgyP) I mean, we all have those days, EMIRITE!? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1) 35
That hat! Wow!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (qoGsy) 36
Parmigianino
Italian Mannerist painter and printmaker (1503–1540) I was told slavery was invented in 1619 by the Pilgrims so he could not have painted a slave in the 1500s. Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2023 *** He only lived to be thirty-seven??? Did he start painting when he was twelve or something? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (J2vNu) 37
26 Proportionally off.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (hIgyP) That hand is gigantic. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (zZu0s) 38
She's an Ottoman. She's hoping no fat nekkid lardass comes along and sits on her.
This is about me isn't it? Posted by: The naked fatass Sultan at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (XqcwY) 39
Looks more like she's got a chicken's ass on her tits. Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (spU3M) Feather duster. Sultan demands them titties stay CLEAN. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (Zz0t1) 40
Joe Mannix. The early years.
Posted by: VERY early at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (NBVIP) 41
They let her out of the cage. Nice!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (S4Tgw) 42
Is she waiting at Istanbul?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (N3zMI) 43
He only lived to be thirty-seven??? Did he start painting when he was twelve or something?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:35 AM (J2vNu) Michelangelo sculpted the Pieta when he was 18. What have you been doing with your life? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (zZu0s) 44
Proportionally off.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (hIgyP) That hand is gigantic. Posted by: Aetius451AD Better to pimp slap ho's with. Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (spU3M) 45
I mean, we all have those days, EMIRITE!?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM ISWYDT. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (aQy7p) 46
Is she waiting at Istanbul?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (N3zMI) Constantinople. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (Zz0t1) 47
She looks like Rob Schneider in a dress. Cast her out.
Posted by: Sultan PabloD at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (ZzE7i) Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (krqg6) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (JrojV) 50
What the hell kinda artist name is that?!
Posted by: Joey Giovanni three fingers Sarducci Romano Calabrese Parmaganno at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (FjYaO) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1) 52
Is she waiting at Istanbul?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM Constantinople. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (aQy7p) 53
I wasn't so far off about his starting at twelve:
"In 1515 [when Parmigianino was indeed twelve], his uncle received a commission from Nicolò Zangrandi for the decoration of a chapel in San Giovanni Evangelista; a work later completed by a young Parmigianino. By the age of eighteen, he had already completed the Bardi Altarpiece." You had to start early in them days. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (J2vNu) 54
29 A slave who is Turkish?
Or a slave of the Turks? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:34 AM (zZu0s) Most likely the latter. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (eYoxG) 55
I was told slavery was invented in 1619 by the Pilgrims so he could not have painted a slave in the 1500s.
Posted by: rhennigantx *Moses has entered the chat. Pharaoh has exited the chat room. Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (spU3M) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM (JrojV) 57
Is she waiting at Istanbul?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM * Constantinople. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 *** That's nobody's business but the Turks'. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (J2vNu) 58
Better to pimp slap ho's with. Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (spU3M) So, she's the 'Den Mother?' Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (Zz0t1) 59
Mazzola Parmigianino! What will they think of nest ?!
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (V13WU) 60
Mazzola was a master of oil paint.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (krqg6) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (Q0kLU) Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (gmo/4) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (9mNHV) Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (F6McX) 65
The details are great except the hand. Posted by: four seasons at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (ichPI) 66
next..
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (V13WU) 67
I mean, we all have those days, EMIRITE!?
Amir quibble. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:37 AM Pshah! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (aQy7p) 68
She looks like Rob Schneider in a dress. Cast her out.
Posted by: Sultan PabloD at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (ZzE7i) The Turkish slave! Making copies! Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (KiP3I) 69
That hat looks like a shellfish
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (xcxpd) 70
Caucasian Slave Girls WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Dave Barry at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (NBVIP) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (JrojV) 72
Funny, you doesn't look Turkish.
Posted by: guy at the bar at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (vFG9F) 73
and congrats to Sponge!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (xcxpd) 74
You know what they say. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (F6McX) She'd make all the guys feel inadequate. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (zZu0s) 75
That hand is gigantic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop You know what they say. . . Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (F6McX) Kung Fu grip?? Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (KiP3I) 76
That look. That look means she knows stuff.
Posted by: Archer The Grinch sometimes has the same expression. (The original Grinch, not that garbage second attempt) Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (F6McX) Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (gmo/4) 78
I see the Mannerism in the styling of the hand. The rest of the portrait looks pretty traditional to me.
Posted by: Tuna at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (oaGWv) 79
4 Turkey? So soon after Thanksgiving?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:30 AM (aQy7p) lol Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (xcxpd) 80
Not what I was expecting on National French Toast Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (R4t5M) 82
What is WBAGNFARB?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (JrojV) 83
That hat looks like a shellfish
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (xcxpd) Constantly hearing the sea helps her relax. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1) 84
Mazzola was a master of oil paint.
Posted by: andycanuck That's corny. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM It's Tuesday. Rapeseed. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (aQy7p) 85
No dog. Ugly chick.
I'll take the veal Parmigianino instead. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (k+M5d) 86
she is hiding explosive in her turban
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (V13WU) 87
You know what they say. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:38 AM (F6McX) That's a man baby!! Posted by: Joey Giovanni three fingers Sarducci Romano Calabrese Parmaganno at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (FjYaO) 88
What is WBAGNFARB?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM Would Be A Good Name For A Rock Band Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (aQy7p) 89
Is she waiting at Istanbul?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher Constantinople. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden ---------- RRIIIITZZZ! Posted by: sen. john fetterman at November 28, 2023 09:41 AM (krqg6) 90
What is WBAGNFARB?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM Would Be A Good Name For A Rock Band Posted by: RedMindBlueState Ah, thus the Dave Barry sock. Back when he was funny. Thanks. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:41 AM (JrojV) 91
Her hand looks like it's developing necrosis.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 28, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC) 92
She looks like Rob Schneider in a dress.
Posted by: Sultan PabloD at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (ZzE7i) - She has a fez that can launch a thousand skits. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (S4Tgw) Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (Q0kLU) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (J2vNu) 95
Muslim slave owners. So a modern painting?
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (bWsRe) 96
Mediocre! My concubines were hotter!
Posted by: Immortan Joe at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (JCZqz) 97
83 That hat looks like a shellfish
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:39 AM (xcxpd) Constantly hearing the sea helps her relax. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1) That's important. I hear the turks like butt stuff. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (xcxpd) 98
Parmigianino? You mean like in the carpet?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 28, 2023 09:43 AM (NBVIP) Posted by: Oglebay at November 28, 2023 09:43 AM (ogTiX) 100
The word "Caucasian" for white people is because it was commonly held the people of the Caucus were the best looking white people.
The Turks, for their part, liked to raid that area for slave girls. Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 09:43 AM (XqcwY) 101
Mazzola was a master of oil paint.
Posted by: andycanuck * That's corny. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 * It's Tuesday. Rapeseed. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 *** A spokesman for the disadvantaged = avocado for the poor Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:44 AM (J2vNu) 102
As my Macedonian Grandfather would say if he were alive, the hell with the Turks, they're an evil people.
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 09:44 AM (gmo/4) 103
The word "Caucasian" for white people is because it was commonly held the people of the Caucus were the best looking white people.
The Turks, for their part, liked to raid that area for slave girls. How were the Caucasian ladies' sammich-making skills? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:44 AM (JrojV) 104
If that's just a dusting-maid, I wonder what the lady's maid was like?!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:44 AM (krqg6) Posted by: Karnak at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (Angsy) 106
Turkey fried in Greece.
Posted by: Speaking of leftovers at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (NBVIP) 107
A slave of Turkish origin - or a woman enslaved in Turkey?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (izj35) 108
This painting is fake news. I was told by many reputable sources that slavery only existed in the US.
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (bWsRe) 109
This portrait is intriguing. Parmigianino shows a happy, or at least satisfied, woman living in riches and comfort. She appears healthy with that alabaster skin. She is dressed in expensive clothing which is arranged in a fashionable manner. I'm guessing she is a courtesan. Her expression is beguiling and playful. The hint of a smile reminds me of the Mona Lisa. The contrast of the title and the image is effective and subtle.
I wonder if her elongated fingers are meant to imply something to the viewer (an inside joke?) or if it is some error by the artist. Given Parmigianino's obvious talent, realistic style and brilliant colors, the fingers strike an odd note. Posted by: JTB at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (7EjX1) 110
(The original Grinch, not that garbage second attempt) Little Cindy Lou went on to become a rock star (not kidding). She's pretty good. But...she's also an out and out Satan curious weirdo (also not kidding) Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (XqcwY) 111
What is WBAGNFARB?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 * Would Be A Good Name For A Rock Band Posted by: RedMindBlueState * Ah, thus the Dave Barry sock. Back when he was funny. Thanks. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 *** I remember his "Eat Bugs For Money" game show idea. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (J2vNu) 112
avocado for the poor
"You soy un avocado bueno." -- Shyster gringo lawyer on late-night Univision Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (JrojV) 113
people of the Caucus were the best looking white people.
Posted by: 18-1 Biggus Caucus - a second Roman guard during The Life of Brian. Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:46 AM (F6McX) 114
Minnie the Moocher > Minnie Mazzola
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 09:46 AM (gmo/4) 115
Hadrian, how is the puppy doing, the one with pneumonia?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:46 AM (JrojV) 116
108 This painting is fake news. I was told by many reputable sources that slavery only existed in the US.
Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (bWsRe) I did not know that. Posted by: Veteran of the THIRD Servile War, 73BC at November 28, 2023 09:46 AM (zZu0s) 117
***
I remember his "Eat Bugs For Money" game show idea. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (J2vNu) Way ahead of you....... Posted by: Japanese Game Shows at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1) 118
How were the Caucasian ladies' sammich-making skills?
--------- The Sultanate controlled all of the Subway outlets in the Orient. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (krqg6) 119
It's a beautiful day, sunny and mid-thirties. I've gotten up, made the bed, driven the car to the shop and walked the mile and a half home, made a pot of coffee and bacon eggs and home fries, and have opened the art thread relatively on time.
This doesn't happen often. Posted by: From about that Time at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (4780s) 120
100 The word "Caucasian" for white people is because it was commonly held the people of the Caucus were the best looking white people.
The Turks, for their part, liked to raid that area for slave girls. Posted by: 18-1 A lot of the Balkans officers I worked with in the region still held quite a bit of hatred towards the Turks. Turkish troops were part of the NATO mission, but the Croats didn't want anything to do with them. Posted by: Military Moron at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (JCZqz) 121
"You soy un avocado bueno."
-- Shyster gringo lawyer on late-night Univision I know a lawyer. I always tell him he should get the number 1-800-SHYSTER. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (Q0kLU) 122
The Stuffish slave tragically drowned in gravy.
Posted by: Wishbone Jones at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (C9E2V) 123
" I was told by many reputable sources that slavery only existed in the US. "
And STILL exists in the US. But nowhere else. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (hH3Px) 124
109 This portrait is intriguing. Parmigianino shows a happy, or at least satisfied, woman living in riches and comfort. She appears healthy with that alabaster skin. She is dressed in expensive clothing which is arranged in a fashionable manner. I'm guessing she is a courtesan. Her expression is beguiling and playful. The hint of a smile reminds me of the Mona Lisa. The contrast of the title and the image is effective and subtle.
Plus cleavage! Posted by: Male members of the horde at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (NBVIP) 125
Nice blue eyes on the slave girl. Might have got her up the Adriatic, they shopped there.
Posted by: From about that Time at November 28, 2023 09:48 AM (4780s) 126
The Circassians are poor, and their daughters are beautiful, and indeed it is in them they chiefly trade. They furnish with those beauties the seraglio of the Turkish Sultan, of the Persian Sophy, and of all of those who are wealthy enough to purchase and maintain such precious merchandise. These maidens are very honourably and virtuously instructed how to fondle and caress men; are taught dances of a very polite and effeminate kind; and how to heighten by the most voluptuous artifices the pleasures of their disdainful masters for whom they are designed.
Posted by: Voltaire at November 28, 2023 09:48 AM (XqcwY) 127
How were the Caucasian ladies' sammich-making skills?
--------- The Sultanate controlled all of the Subway outlets in the Orient. Damn, now I want doner kabob. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:48 AM (JrojV) 128
That's important. I hear the turks like butt stuff. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (xcxpd) Exactly. Posted by: Japanese Game Shows at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1) 129
120 100 The word "Caucasian" for white people is because it was commonly held the people of the Caucus were the best looking white people.
The Turks, for their part, liked to raid that area for slave girls. Posted by: 18-1 A lot of the Balkans officers I worked with in the region still held quite a bit of hatred towards the Turks. Turkish troops were part of the NATO mission, but the Croats didn't want anything to do with them. Posted by: Military Moron at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (JCZqz) The Janissaries were the abducted and enslaved children of Balkan countries, reeducated as Muslims and forbidden contact with their family. Some regions were exempt from this "tax", but there's a lot of grounds for hatred there. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (eYoxG) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1) 131
123 " I was told by many reputable sources that slavery only existed in the US. "
And STILL exists in the US. But nowhere else. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (hH3Px) No one tell the Uyghurs. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (zZu0s) 132
Probably both a slave and a Slav.
Posted by: MichiCanuck at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (xy44Y) 133
Speaking of maids and slaves…
Saw a doc on YouTube by DW, a German outfit, about how Asian and African maids are bought and sold in the Middle East. Many of them 15 years old or younger. All on apps created by Apple and Google and Meta and fully out in the open. A digital slave trade operated by Silicon Valley. But these same companies will ban you for saying a girl can't have a dick. Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (bWsRe) 134
That's important. I hear the turks like butt stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 28, 2023 09:42 AM (xcxpd) Exactly. Posted by: Japanese Game Shows at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1) And movies about Gladiators. Posted by: Captain Oveur at November 28, 2023 09:49 AM (zZu0s) 135
Michelangelo sculpted the Pieta when he was 18.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:36 AM (zZu0s) Take a look at Mozart's output if you really want to feel depressed! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 09:50 AM (3Gtis) 136
Pretty face, enigmatic. But that is one fucked up left claw.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2023 09:50 AM (CnLzB) 137
*Turkish troops were part of the NATO mission, but the Croats didn't want anything to do with them.*
Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch... Posted by: The Merry Minuet at November 28, 2023 09:50 AM (NBVIP) Posted by: Discerning boob connoisseurs at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (JCZqz) 139
Take a look at Mozart's output if you really want to feel depressed!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Mendelssohn's. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (JrojV) 140
Take a look at Mozart's output if you really want to feel depressed! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ___________ Or Schubert Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (9mNHV) 141
I remember his "Eat Bugs For Money" game show idea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:45 AM (J2vNu) Way ahead of you....... Posted by: Japanese Game Shows at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1) Hello? Posted by: Joe Rogan at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (FjYaO) 142
What maneuver does a Balkan soldier do best?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (hIgyP) 143
126 The Circassians are poor, and their daughters are beautiful, and indeed it is in them they chiefly trade. They furnish with those beauties the seraglio of the Turkish Sultan, of the Persian Sophy, and of all of those who are wealthy enough to purchase and maintain such precious merchandise. These maidens are very honourably and virtuously instructed how to fondle and caress men; are taught dances of a very polite and effeminate kind; and how to heighten by the most voluptuous artifices the pleasures of their disdainful masters for whom they are designed.
Posted by: Voltaire at November 28, 2023 09:48 AM (XqcwY) ———— SOLD Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (V71h7) 144
The Circassians are poor, and their daughters are beautiful, and indeed it is in them they chiefly trade. They furnish with those beauties the seraglio of the Turkish Sultan, of the Persian Sophy, and of all of those who are wealthy enough to purchase and maintain such precious merchandise. These maidens are very honourably and virtuously instructed how to fondle and caress men; are taught dances of a very polite and effeminate kind; and how to heighten by the most voluptuous artifices the pleasures of their disdainful masters for whom they are designed.
Posted by: Voltaire at November 28, 2023 *** A most excellent sales pitch, sir. I'll take two! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (J2vNu) 145
Fake news!!!!
Turkish Slave (Portrait of a Young Woman; Italian: Schiava turca) is a painting by the Italian Mannerist artist Parmigianino, executed around 1533. It is housed in the Galleria nazionale di Parma, northern Italy. The title of "Turkish Slave" derives from the misinterpretation of the sitter's headwear as a turban. It is in fact a typical headdress of noblewomen of the time called a balzo, with examples appearing in numerous contemporary portraits. She is wearing a chemise under her elaborately sleeved dress called a guimp and is holding a feather fan used as a flywhisk. ------- I was wondering about Pegasus on the hat although there are a bunch of other winged horses myths too even in India. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (krqg6) 146
Take a look at Mozart's output if you really want to feel depressed!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 09:50 AM (3Gtis) That little shit was a piker. Posted by: JS Bach, 20 children, 1000+ compositions at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (zZu0s) 147
South Africans hate the Dutch
— Depends which SAs. Afrikaners are kinda partial to the Dutch. English SAs not so much. Black SAs well they hate all whites. Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (bWsRe) 148
What maneuver does a Balkan soldier do best?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 *** The Squabble Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (J2vNu) 149
136 Pretty face, enigmatic. But that is one fucked up left claw.
Posted by: Bandersnatch You should see the syphilitic sultan schlong it strokes! Posted by: Turkish Slave Girl at November 28, 2023 09:52 AM (JCZqz) 150
So can we decolonize Constantinople now? Them's the new rules, right?
Posted by: Martin Tell at November 28, 2023 09:53 AM (U7YKP) 151
Or Schubert Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (9mNHV) I quite enjoy a nice cold Shubert on a hot summer day. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1) 152
I was wondering about Pegasus on the hat although there are a bunch of other winged horses myths too even in India.
Posted by: andycanuck In Islam, Big Mo had a winged horse that took him to Jerusalem. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:53 AM (JrojV) 153
Or Schubert
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 09:51 AM (9mNHV) Didn't Debussy compose some music early in his teens? Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2023 09:53 AM (88xKn) 154
That little shit was a piker. Posted by: JS Bach, 20 children, 1000+ compositions ___________ Piker yourself, slugbutt. Posted by: Georg Philipp Telemann at November 28, 2023 09:54 AM (9mNHV) 155
So can we decolonize Constantinople now? Them's the new rules, right?
Western Asia minor was majority Greek until about 100 years ago when they were ethnically cleansed. Yes, if "anti-colonialism" had any actual rigor to it returning this area to Greece would be a major effort... Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 09:54 AM (XqcwY) 156
Muldoon was writing limericks in his crib.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:54 AM (JrojV) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 28, 2023 09:54 AM (R4t5M) 158
150 So can we decolonize Constantinople now? Them's the new rules, right?
Posted by: Martin Tell at November 28, 2023 09:53 AM (U7YKP) This is valid. Constantinople was an explicitly Christian city- Constantine meant it to be so. The original village of Byzantium was not much more than a few shacks, but it had a great location- which is why Constantine picked it, tore it down and made a whole new capitol. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:55 AM (zZu0s) 159
Sis, boom, bah.
Sis, boom, bah. - Ed Posted by: Karnak at November 28, 2023 *** "What does a punctured sheep say?" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 09:55 AM (J2vNu) 160
So hamas has broken the ceasefire and from what I can see, Israel is not reacting?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2023 09:55 AM (pVWRI) 161
Muldoon was writing limericks in his crib.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:54 AM (JrojV) I laughed. Posted by: Joey Baloney at November 28, 2023 09:55 AM (FjYaO) 162
I was wondering about Pegasus on the hat although there are a bunch of other winged horses myths too even in India.
Posted by: andycanuck Even Muhammad supposedly rode a flying "horse". As Google summarizes..The Buraq is a magical horse in Islamic tradition that served as the mount of the Islamic prophet Muhammad during his journey from Mecca to Jerusalem and up through the heavens and back by night. It is described as a white animal, half-mule, half-donkey, with wings on its sides. Posted by: Turkish Slave Girl at November 28, 2023 09:56 AM (JCZqz) Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:56 AM (krqg6) 164
Muldoon was writing limericks in his crib.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 09:54 AM (JrojV) Jethro Bodine was born w/a full set of teeth. Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2023 09:56 AM (AwYPR) 165
"Nice hat. Didja get a bowl of soup with it?"
Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2023 09:56 AM (ZJJ4d) Posted by: Creepy Joe at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (NBVIP) 167
A Turkish Slave
Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola ********** I Think She's From Greece - a limerick An art aficionado named Dorning Gave his compadres fair warning "If you want to rock and roll-a With Maria Mazzola You're going to wake up oily in the morning!" Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (991eG) 168
Muldoon was writing limericks in his crib.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus "There once was a baby held in stir, 'Help! Help! I'm being repressed he did aver. . . . " Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (F6McX) 169
#162 Asked and answered; obviously Turkish Slave Girls had brains too and not just beauty.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (krqg6) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (hIgyP) 172
The Buraq is a magical horse in Islamic tradition that served as the mount of the Islamic prophet Muhammad during his journey from Mecca to Jerusalem
This story came later by the way as a justification for seizing Jerusalem. There is *no* religious connection of Islam to Jerusalem. Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (XqcwY) 173
It is described as a white animal, half-mule, half-donkey, with wings on its sides.
Suddenly Thor riding a sled being pulled by goats seems almost okay. Unless he takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ends up in Baghdad. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 09:58 AM (HdzIW) Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:58 AM (bWsRe) 175
Take a look at Mozart's output if you really want to feel depressed!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 09:50 AM (3Gtis) Victor Borge used to tell the joke "It is amazing to realize that when Mozart was my age. . .he had been dead for three years." Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 09:58 AM (Q0kLU) 176
Headline: Christie Vows to Continue Doomed Campaign to the Bitter End
Donuts are a valid campaign expense. Posted by: Krispe Kreme at November 28, 2023 09:58 AM (XqcwY) 177
174 Headline: Christie Vows to Continue Doomed Campaign to the Bitter End
Lol Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:58 AM (bWsRe) At least he is realistic about his chances. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 09:59 AM (zZu0s) 178
The Nigh Journey story IIRC existed before the Muslim conquest of Jerusalem. But much like that giant rock in Mecca, Islam retcon'd Jerusalem into the mythos and added it to the Night Journey.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:00 AM (HdzIW) 179
This story came later by the way as a justification for seizing Jerusalem. There is *no* religious connection of Islam to Jerusalem. Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 09:57 AM (XqcwY) Being as the entire 'religion' is made up ramblings by an evil, power hungry child molester......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1) 180
Suddenly Thor riding a sled being pulled by goats seems almost okay. Unless he takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ends up in Baghdad.
------ Not Kookamunga?? Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:00 AM (krqg6) 181
Burlington VT stepping into line to feed the narrative. The white trash tweaker that wounded three kaffiya-wearing wealthy muzzie students, with a handgun, will be charged with a hate crime.
The boyz are safe. Meanwhile in Kalifornia, the muzzie prof that murdered a jew using a megaphone blunt instrument has not been so charged. Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 28, 2023 10:00 AM (ZtgZZ) 182
The Buraq is a magical horse in Islamic tradition that served as the mount of the Islamic prophet Muhammad during his journey from Mecca to Jerusalem
This story came later by the way as a justification for seizing Jerusalem. There is *no* religious connection of Islam to Jerusalem. Posted by: 18-1 Yep. The Muzzies just stole stuff from Judaism and Christianity and Arabicized it. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:00 AM (JrojV) 183
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed. Posted by: As any school child can tell you at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (NBVIP) 184
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang. Turkish slave eh? Cok fenah. Goes looking for coffee. (Not Turkish). Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (uSHSS) 185
I know a lawyer. I always tell him he should get the number 1-800-SHYSTER.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 09:47 AM I'm right here, you know. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (aQy7p) 186
Being as the entire 'religion' is made up ramblings by an evil, power hungry child molester.........
Even the space rock was stolen from Arabic paganism Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (XqcwY) 187
Headline: Christie Vows to Continue Doomed Campaign to the Bitter End
Lol Posted by: Montec at November 28, 2023 09:58 AM (bWsRe) Grifter piece of shit vows to continue grifting, eating shit. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (Zz0t1) 188
Well there is a Baghdad, Alabama.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (HdzIW) 189
I once knew a talking horse. His name was Liberty.
Posted by: El Rushbo at November 28, 2023 10:02 AM (NBVIP) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:02 AM (HdzIW) 191
183 A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed. Posted by: As any school child can tell you at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (NBVIP) As Letterman quipped back when he was actually funny, if Mr. Ed could really talk, why didn't he complain about having to stand all day in straw soaked with his own urine? Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 10:03 AM (N3zMI) 192
She wore blue velvet
Bluer than velvet was the night Softer than satin was the light From the stars Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 28, 2023 10:03 AM (w9Wax) 193
I'm right here, you know. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (aQy7p) Wait....You're a lawyer? That really changes things....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:03 AM (Zz0t1) 194
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, ________ A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a corpsese of course That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous Mr. Dead. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 10:04 AM (9mNHV) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:04 AM (HdzIW) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 10:04 AM (Q0kLU) 197
Wilbur's wife on Mr. Ed was hot.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:04 AM (JrojV) 198
Victor Borge used to tell the joke "It is amazing to realize that when Mozart was my age. . .he had been dead for three years."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 *** Borge was an entertainer par excellence, and occasionally an actor as well. Usually he played himself. In a Season Three Man From U.N.C.L.E., though, he plays a scientist hiding from Thrush; and IMDb says he appeared in a failed pilot for a "Mr. Belvedere" TV series way back in '65. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:05 AM (J2vNu) 199
Reminds me of a catgirl in anime.
Posted by: Justin Castreau at November 28, 2023 10:05 AM (V8yYW) 200
Wait! That Look...those fingers....She, it is a Changeling! Run, Run for your lives!
Posted by: Paladin at November 28, 2023 10:05 AM (lhi1/) Posted by: I snorted at November 28, 2023 10:05 AM (NBVIP) 202
***
Borge was an entertainer par excellence, and occasionally an actor as well. Usually he played himself. In a Season Three Man From U.N.C.L.E., though, he plays a scientist hiding from Thrush; and IMDb says he appeared in a failed pilot for a "Mr. Belvedere" TV series way back in '65. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:05 AM (J2vNu) I caught him in concert a couple times. Always entertaining. He was on The Muppets once, too. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (N3zMI) 203
"A Turkish Slave: A Portrait of a Lady". Cosplay was alive and well in the 16th century.
Posted by: mrp at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (rj6Yv) 204
Oh.... Justine...
I am right here nyah! I would never be caught dead wearing such attire or hat. But a nice mink jacket I could live with easily. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (HdzIW) 205
Wolfus, methinks you spent a lot of time with The Man from U.N.C.L.E. when you were a kid.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (JrojV) 206
and IMDb says he appeared in a failed pilot for a "Mr. Belvedere" TV series way back in '65.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:05 AM (J2vNu) I can’t imagine what it would take to be a failed pilot for a TV series now a days. Posted by: Ford EV at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (6vqEw) Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (1Yy3c) Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (NBVIP) 209
But a nice mink jacket I could live with easily.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:07 AM (HdzIW) MURDERER!!!!! Posted by: Paint Throwing Nazi Liberal at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (Zz0t1) 210
Wait....You're a lawyer? That really changes things.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:03 AM Lawyers, guns, and money. I got 2 out of 3 covered. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (aQy7p) 211
You know this slave is a wildcat in the sack.
But that hand! Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (ufFY8) 212
Yep. The Muzzies just stole stuff from Judaism and Christianity and Arabicized it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 *** I seem to recall that Mohammed was inspired at the very beginning by Judaism's concept of one single almighty God, and early on invited the Jews to join his jihad. The Jews declined -- politely or not, I'm not sure -- and Mo and his followers hate them to this very day. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (J2vNu) 213
I can’t imagine what it would take to be a failed pilot for a TV series now a days.
"Lizzo's Tub Time?" Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (Q0kLU) Posted by: minimal standards, maximal stds at November 28, 2023 10:09 AM (pjs7m) 215
MRP
The West's painters had a phase of Near Eastern mania. So a lot of exotic scenes from Egypt, the Levant, or Anatolia got painted. It was later replaced by a fixation on all things Japan. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:10 AM (HdzIW) 216
I will gladly pay you Thursday for a donut today.
Posted by: Chris "Wimpy" Christie at November 28, 2023 10:10 AM (LsX8Y) 217
But that hand!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM (ufFY ![]() Holy crap, you're right! I was too distracted by the cleavage I never noticed she has a weird gnarled Nosferatu claw. I take it back, would not hang. Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:10 AM (1Yy3c) 218
215 MRP
The West's painters had a phase of Near Eastern mania. So a lot of exotic scenes from Egypt, the Levant, or Anatolia got painted. It was later replaced by a fixation on all things Japan. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:10 AM (HdzIW) Since they tended to be sponsored the first few were probably a hit with the audience and so they started making them like mad in the hopes of winning fame and fortune. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 10:10 AM (eYoxG) 219
You know this slave is a wildcat in the sack.
But that hand! Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2023 10:08 AM She will either scratch your back in pleasure or dig in and rip your heart out with those talons. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:11 AM (Zz0t1) 220
Wolfus, methinks you spent a lot of time with The Man from U.N.C.L.E. when you were a kid.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 *** And as a teen, young adult, and even grown-up: https://benzadmiral-uncle.blogspot.com/ When the DVD set came out in 2007, we on the Yahoo! group for the show discussed each episode. I wrote about 500 words on each one -- with ca. 100 episodes, that equates to a short book. Members suggested I put it into a blog, and you see the result. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:11 AM (J2vNu) 221
I seem to recall that Mohammed was inspired at the very beginning by Judaism's concept of one single almighty God, and early on invited the Jews to join his jihad. The Jews declined -- politely or not, I'm not sure -- and Mo and his followers hate them to this very day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius I recall reading that he originally wanted the direction of prayer to be toward Jerusalem. But then the Jews rebufffed him, so he had a change of plans. There also is supposedly an early Islamic coin depicting Mo with a cross. So the guy was just ripping off religious ideas right and left, and got all butthurt when the Jews and Christians wouldn't go along with his death cult. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:11 AM (JrojV) 222
It was later replaced by a fixation on all things Japan. Posted by: Anna Puma ___________ Thus Gilbert & Sullivan's The Mikado. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 10:11 AM (9mNHV) 223
Holy crap, you're right! I was too distracted by the cleavage I never noticed she has a weird gnarled Nosferatu claw. I take it back, would not hang. Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:10 AM (1Yy3c) Tits can be an incredible distraction. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1) 224
Wait....You're a lawyer? That really changes things.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:03 AM (Zz0t1) Yes, but he clubs seals for dinner, so.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:12 AM (3Gtis) 225
Paint Throwing Nazi Liberal
*pulls out a concealed SMG from her voluminous golden tresses* Think again nerd boi. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:12 AM (HdzIW) 226
>IMDb says he appeared in a failed pilot for a "Mr. Belvedere" TV series way back in '65.
Was the 80s show the same show? All I remember is there was a kid named Wesley that he hated as much as Picard did. Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2023 10:13 AM (44ww/) 227
Tits can be an incredible distraction. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden _________ I'm sorry, what? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 10:13 AM (9mNHV) 228
Constantinople
From the archives: Dire Straits - a limerick It's well known that pachyderms are preposterous But I once bought a Byzantine rhinoceros While shipping him through To a Crimean zoo He got stuck in the midst of the Bosporus Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:13 AM (991eG) 229
She saw better days. (Not buying that the model was alive at the time of painting with the freaky multi-colored body, crazy hands, eyes in different directions.) OTOH beautiful clothing.
Would not hang, but thank you. Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 28, 2023 10:13 AM (GshMh) 230
I don’t have anything regarding this painting other than if my wife saw it it would be hanging in our house.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 28, 2023 10:13 AM (6vqEw) 231
Paint Throwing Nazi Liberal
* *pulls out a concealed SMG from her voluminous golden tresses* Think again nerd boi. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 *** A concealed Sarah Michelle Gellar? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:13 AM (J2vNu) 232
Yes, but he clubs seals for dinner, so.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:12 AM (3Gtis) Now I'm torn...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1) 233
"Bosporus" actually means "cow crossing," or something like that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:14 AM (JrojV) 234
It was later replaced by a fixation on all things Japan.
Posted by: Anna Puma ___________ Thus Gilbert & Sullivan's The Mikado. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2023 10:11 AM (9mNHV) Topsy-Turvy is a delightful film. A bit loose with the facts, but quite entertaining. Posted by: mrp at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (rj6Yv) 235
230 I don’t have anything regarding this painting other than if my wife saw it it would be hanging in our house.
-------------- So your wife likes Turkish Slave Girls? Cool. Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (ntk8v) 236
Gellar? I just met her!
Posted by: Sorry, can't control myself at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (NBVIP) 237
You think you're going fast with this one, but just wait until the turban kicks in!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (w9Wax) 238
IMDb says he appeared in a failed pilot for a "Mr. Belvedere" TV series way back in '65.
Was the 80s show the same show? All I remember is there was a kid named Wesley that he hated as much as Picard did. Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2023 *** I suppose, but softened enormously for TV from the icy and waspishly correct character played by Clifton Webb in several '50s movies. (Mr. Belvedere Goes to College is fun, and a weird kind of time capsule.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (J2vNu) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:16 AM (JrojV) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:16 AM (HdzIW) 241
So your wife likes Turkish Slave Girls? Cool.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (ntk8v) never thought about it that way, but who am I to judge? Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 28, 2023 10:16 AM (6vqEw) 242
Topsy-Turvy is a delightful film. A bit loose with the facts, but quite entertaining.
Posted by: mrp Agreed. Love it. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:16 AM (JrojV) 243
233 "Bosporus" actually means "cow crossing," or something like that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:14 AM (JrojV) False etymology. It was actually just a bunch of harelips trying to say "Phosphorous" Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 28, 2023 10:17 AM (GZ+sX) 244
"Bosporus" actually means "cow crossing," or something like that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 *** I think from the myth about Zeus, disguised as a bull, transporting the mortal maiden Europa on his back. He'd have crossed that area, I guess. "Europe" is supposedly named for her. "Hey, baby! How can you say I don't care? I named a whole continent for you!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:17 AM (J2vNu) 245
Wilbur's wife on Mr. Ed was hot.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:04 AM (JrojV) Yes she was. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2023 10:18 AM (ufFY8) 246
241 So your wife likes Turkish Slave Girls? Cool.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:15 AM (ntk8v) never thought about it that way, but who am I to judge? ------------------- The moar, the merrier. Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:18 AM (ntk8v) 247
Yes, but he clubs seals for dinner, so....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:12 AM (3Gtis) Now I'm torn...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:14 AM Minor point...at my age, I don't go clubbing. But I won't turn down a can of "clubbed by virtuous indigenous peoples" seal. That's some tasty stuff. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:18 AM (aQy7p) 248
This Bosphoran chick is cute, but she's no Linda Dardanelles.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:18 AM (JrojV) 249
Would not hang a slave.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 28, 2023 10:19 AM (tA1/w) 250
Hot news @TheNewsTrending 28m
BREAKING Hunter Biden agrees to testify before the GOP House Oversight Committee in a PUBLIC hearing as part of the impeachment inquiry into Joe Biden. Hot news @TheNewsTrending 32m The federal judge overseeing the 2020 election case against former President Donald Trump denied a request from his legal team for permission to subpoena members of the House Jan. 6 select committee and others for evidence in his upcoming trial. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:19 AM (krqg6) 251
I think from the myth about Zeus, disguised as a bull, transporting the mortal maiden Europa on his back.
Was he gallipoling? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (JrojV) 252
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BREAKING Hunter Biden agrees to testify before the GOP House Oversight Committee in a PUBLIC hearing as part of the impeachment inquiry into Joe Biden. Over/Under on "I don't recall" declarations set at 1,500. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (Zz0t1) 253
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I've got one!
A torso's a torso, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a torsso of course That is, of course, unless the torso's the famous Missing Head Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (991eG) 254
Hot news @TheNewsTrending 32m
The federal judge overseeing the 2020 election case against former President Donald Trump denied a request from his legal team for permission to subpoena members of the House Jan. 6 select committee and others for evidence in his upcoming trial. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:19 AM (krqg6) "You murdered a guy." "Yeah, but this other guy knows I didn't. Ask him." "Nah." Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (GZ+sX) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (HdzIW) 256
If Bossy was porous, how would she float??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (krqg6) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (ufFY8) 258
That's some tasty stuff.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:18 AM (aQy7p) Like...chicken? Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (AwYPR) 259
Hot news @TheNewsTrending 28m
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Sandy Hook families who won nearly $1.5 billion in legal judgments against Alex Jones for calling the 2012 Connecticut school shooting a hoax have offered to settle that debt for at least $85 million over 10 years. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:21 AM (krqg6) 261
Hands like a Cylon.
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:21 AM (gmo/4) 262
Over/Under on "I don't recall" declarations set at 1,500.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM I'll take the over. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM (aQy7p) "Stop asking me about Michael Caine. I've never even met the guy." Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 28, 2023 10:21 AM (GZ+sX) 263
Hiya !
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2023 10:21 AM (T4tVD) 264
I think from the myth about Zeus, disguised as a bull, transporting the mortal maiden Europa on his back. He'd have crossed that area, I guess. "Europe" is supposedly named for her.
"Hey, baby! How can you say I don't care? I named a whole continent for you!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:17 AM (J2vNu) ------------ "I'll even name a continent after your frigid Aunt Arctica." Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:22 AM (HxyBZ) 265
Like...chicken?
Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2023 10:20 AM Actually it was like venison, with a hint of waterfowl. The cut I cooked had the texture of beef short rib. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:22 AM (aQy7p) 266
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Sandy Hook families who won nearly $1.5 billion in legal judgments against Alex Jones for calling the 2012 Connecticut school shooting a hoax have offered to settle that debt for at least $85 million over 10 years. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:21 AM (krqg6) Yet, the media types clinging to the "Russia Collusion" hoax in an effort to destroy Donald Trump and with it, America, fines still remains at zero. This is not America. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1) 267
This painting is apparently a Tri Star production.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at November 28, 2023 10:23 AM (wu87C) 268
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The federal judge overseeing the 2020 election case against former President Donald Trump denied a request from his legal team for permission to subpoena members of the House Jan. 6 select committee and others for evidence in his upcoming trial. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:19 AM (krqg6) Cause everyone knows crackheads will always tell the truth, I mean lying under oath is illegal and a bad thing. Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 28, 2023 10:23 AM (6vqEw) Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:23 AM (991eG) 270
192 She wore blue velvet
Bluer than velvet was the night Softer than satin was the light From the stars Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 28, 2023 10:03 AM (w9Wax) Dammit! Earworm. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:24 AM (zZu0s) 271
I think from the myth about Zeus, disguised as a bull, transporting the mortal maiden Europa on his back. He'd have crossed that area, I guess. "Europe" is supposedly named for her.
"Hey, baby! How can you say I don't care? I named a whole continent for you!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 28, 2023 10:17 AM (J2vNu) Here's a question. Why is this continent called America and not something like Vespucciland? It's like if Columbus had discovered the mainland and the entire land getting named Chris or something. Can you imagine living in The United States of Chris? It's like a lot of naming conventions got tossed out except they wanted the land to have a properly feminine name. Anyway... I need to make coffee. Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:24 AM (1Yy3c) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:24 AM (JrojV) 273
"Bosporus" actually means "cow crossing,
******* That means Bosporous means "Holey Cow"... Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:23 AM (991eG) Bocephus is a nickname for Hank Williams Jr. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (ntk8v) 275
Ever spend time in a Turkish prison?
Posted by: brak at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (AR07F) 276
Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
The Iranian Deputy Minister of Defense in an interview this morning: the aircraft procurement deal with Russia has been finally approved and it includes Sukhoi 35 fighter jets, Mil-28 attack helicopters and Yak 130 training aircraft. Hot news @TheNewsTrending 49m Finland closes its entire border with Russia. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (krqg6) Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (991eG) 278
Actually it was like venison, with a hint of waterfowl. The cut I cooked had the texture of beef short rib.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:22 AM (aQy7p) Huh...wonder what a "trophy mount" would look like. Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (AwYPR) 279
She looks like the Dark Arts professor in the first Harry Potter movie.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (lqvOK) 280
Diogees- I sent you a higher resolution aerial.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (991eG) 281
Jan VerMeer has no worries about competition from this one ... and what's up with the hand(claw)? It's back to 'Anatomy 101' for this one.
Posted by: Dr_No at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (ayRl+) 282
Huh...wonder what a "trophy mount" would look like. Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2023 10:25 AM (AwYPR) Banging a supermodel reverse cowgirl? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Checking the map at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (NBVIP) 284
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BREAKING Hunter Biden agrees to testify before the GOP House Oversight Committee in a PUBLIC hearing as part of the impeachment inquiry into Joe Biden. ---------- "Why was your father's contact information on your laptop labeled "Pedo Pete?'" Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (HxyBZ) 285
Diogees. >> Diogenes
Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (991eG) 286
'Target CEO Brian Cornell said consumers were holding off from making many purchases until the last minute. For example, they didn't buy winter clothing until the weather turned cold, classic recessionary behavior.'
Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (RHGPo) 287
Saw a video on utube of some Christian guy debunking Islam in a one hour video.
Basically, he goes through the timeline of the creation of the koran (200 yrs later), the hadiths, and something else, and important figures and their timelines. It was all bullshit. He compares it to Christianity, where the Gospels were written about 70-120 years later, almost contemporaneously. Forget the name of the guy, but probably easily searchable. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2023 10:26 AM (ufFY8) 288
Her hair scares me. Bet there are spiders in there.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (ntk8v) 289
Well there is a Baghdad, Alabama.
There is also an Arab (pronounced with an initial long "A" with accent on first syllable) Alabama. Posted by: Martin Tell at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (U7YKP) 290
Never cross a cow. They have long mammaries.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (krqg6) 291
Constantinople is probably one of the most defensible spots in the entire world. Bordered on three sides by water. A protected natural harbor. Put up a system of walls on one direction and you can pretty much laugh at anyone trying to attack you.
Until, gunpowder. Or the occasional massive earthquake brings your walls down. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (zZu0s) 292
20 dinars, same as in town.
Posted by: The Lady in the Painting at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (a3Q+t) 293
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290 Never cross a cow. They have long mammaries.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (krqg6) Just like Nancy Pelosi. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:28 AM (zZu0s) 295
Insider Corner @insiderscorner 3h
WATCH: A substantial crowd in Piedras Negras is en route to cross into Eagle Pass, Texas. https://tinyurl.com/yc2n232u 10 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:28 AM (krqg6) 296
*pulls from shelf The Orient Expressed: Japan's Influence on Western Art 1854-1918*
Well here's one that will give you chills and inspire horror stories - The Strange Thing Little Kiosai Saw in the River. 1897 by John La Farge. James McNeill Whistler has works printed in this book. So does Mary Cassatt. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:28 AM (HdzIW) 297
Am I the only one that thinks the lady's hat looks like a giant snail eating her head?
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (l3Uxg) 298
Just like Nancy Pelosi.
---------------------- Doesn't Pelosi mean bottle necked tits in Italian? Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (ntk8v) 299
That means Bosporous means "Holey Cow"...
"Bosporous, that was a great play!" Nah, doesn't work for me. Posted by: zombie Harry Caray at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (ufFY8) 300
Or the occasional massive earthquake brings your walls down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM (zZu0s) ----------- "Hooka, when the walls fell ..." Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (HxyBZ) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (S4Tgw) 302
Never cross a cow. They have long mammaries.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM Technically, those are teats, not mammaries. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Candidus at November 28, 2023 10:30 AM (Zc7Fe) 304
There is also an Arab (pronounced with an initial long "A" with accent on first syllable) Alabama.
ALLAH-bomba? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:30 AM (JrojV) 305
Bite me, Wesley!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:30 AM (krqg6) 306
302 Never cross a cow. They have long mammaries.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:27 AM Technically, those are teats, not mammaries. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 28, 2023 10:29 AM (a3Q+t) Like you would care- you fey little pantywaist! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:31 AM (zZu0s) 307
ALLAH-bomba?
-------- Until the day the music died because Allah had to take the last flying horse to the Coast. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (krqg6) 308
Her hair scares me. Bet there are spiders in there.
Her hair is spiders. To keep lice out of the seraglio, Turks shaves their slavegirls bald and gave them thousands of tiny spiders for hair, secured in place by the colony's webbing. Have I told you how Cob Salad got its name? Posted by: substitute history teacher who smells like gin at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (pjs7m) 309
Good morning all.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (MUdd/) Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (ntk8v) 311
Shut up, Wesley!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (ufFY8) 312
Municipal Water Authority of Aliquippa [PA] hacked by Iranian-backed cyber group
Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (RHGPo) 313
I first noticed the significance of Istanbul on a map when we had a work trip planned to Turkey. The only way to get from up here to all of down there is to cross at this point. I love maps.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (CnLzB) 314
BeeJers >> BeeGees >> Diogees
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:33 AM (HxyBZ) Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (gmo/4) 316
Until, gunpowder...
Fun fact: the cannon used to bring the walls of Constantinople was built by a German. He tired to sell it to the Romans (proper name for Byzantines) first but they were too poor, and a man's gotta eat, you know. Posted by: Martin Tell at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (U7YKP) 317
Constantinople is probably one of the most defensible spots in the entire world. Bordered on three sides by water. A protected natural harbor. Put up a system of walls on one direction and you can pretty much laugh at anyone trying to attack you.
_____ Didn't the Ottomans somehow transfer their ships across land from the Black Sea side over to the straits? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (l5HoH) 318
Freezing fog here. Visibility down to about a hundred feet on the water. My boat is running late and slow.
I love this kind of stuff! Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (wp4uL) 319
Comer says no such deal for you, Hunter. You want this on your terms.
Hunter, you have been subpoenaed to sit for a deposition, and only after such deposition will we consider your request to appear before the committee. Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (ZtgZZ) 320
Municipal Water Authority of Aliquippa [PA] hacked by Iranian-backed cyber group
Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2023 10:32 AM (RHGPo) ------------- So, the U.S. State Department then? Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (HxyBZ) 321
Why are you trying to build a bridge of Kawaii?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (HdzIW) 322
Speaking of TNG (the poor Man's Star Trek), there is a new RedLetterMedia video out. Evidently they got ahold of one of the models they destroyed for that one time loop episode of TNG where the ship kept getting involved in a collision and blew up. I liked that episode.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (zZu0s) 323
Didn't the Ottomans somehow transfer their ships across land from the Black Sea side over to the straits?
Yep. Put them in the Golden Horn. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (JrojV) 324
I love this kind of stuff! Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (wp4uL) Have you heard from Marine? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (Zz0t1) 325
318 Freezing fog here. Visibility down to about a hundred feet on the water. My boat is running late and slow.
I love this kind of stuff! ---------------------- Beware of dragons. Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (ntk8v) 326
A video with alot of appeal and Harry Caray-like commentary:
Insider Corner @insiderscorner 43m WATCH: A man's attempt to steal an iPhone is foiled as security guards promptly catch him, the capture occurring shortly after he takes a fall down two flights of stairs. https://tinyurl.com/mt2vesyy 28 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (krqg6) 327
Given the extensive interest in mammary glands and their associated anatomical structures amongst a large number of commentators here, I would have expected precision and accuracy to matter.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (a3Q+t) 328
Freezing fog here. Visibility down to about a hundred feet on the water. My boat is running late and slow.
I love this kind of stuff! Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (wp4uL) Iceberg, dead ahead! Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:36 AM (gmo/4) 329
A Chinese military scientist who was reportedly thrown to his death from the roof of a Wuhan institute is at the centre of mounting evidence that the Covid pandemic resulted from a lab leak. Intelligence obtained by members of the US Senate reveals that Zhou Yusen filed a patent for a Covid-19 vaccine on February 24, 2020, barely a month after China put Wuhan into lockdown because of the outbreak. US vaccine developers told investigators that it would have been impossible to have generated the data cited in the patent so swiftly.
Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2023 10:36 AM (RHGPo) 330
Kwai me a river.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:37 AM (krqg6) Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:37 AM (wp4uL) 332
Freezing fog here. Visibility down to about a hundred feet on the water. My boat is running late and slow.
I love this kind of stuff! Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (wp4uL) Famous Swedish saying: There is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2023 10:37 AM (CnLzB) 333
Holy cow. Visibility about 30 feet once we left
The dock. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:37 AM (wp4uL) 334
Insider Corner @insiderscorner 43m
WATCH: A man's attempt to steal an iPhone is foiled as security guards promptly catch him, the capture occurring shortly after he takes a fall down two flights of stairs. https://tinyurl.com/mt2vesyy 28 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (krqg6) That headline is stupid. He jumped his own ass over a railing from the 2nd level of a mall. He did NOT 'fall down 2 flights of stairs.' Oh, and be better, black community. Be better. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1) 335
329 A Chinese military scientist who was reportedly thrown to his death from the roof of a Wuhan institute is at the centre of mounting evidence that the Covid pandemic resulted from a lab leak. Intelligence obtained by members of the US Senate reveals that Zhou Yusen filed a patent for a Covid-19 vaccine on February 24, 2020, barely a month after China put Wuhan into lockdown because of the outbreak. US vaccine developers told investigators that it would have been impossible to have generated the data cited in the patent so swiftly.
------------ The Collusion Deal was to add spiked proteins and broadcast the bug world wide. That's what we paid for. China did what was asked of them. Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (ntk8v) 336
Yes, Constantinople had hugely thick walls. The moslems put the city under a siege, and eventually breached the walls, finding a starved population inside, unable to defend itself, and most of the people gone.
Israel should do this to the hamassholes of gaza. Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (ZtgZZ) Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (gmo/4) 338
Hey, andycanuck, congrats on being the No. 1 commenter last week.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (JrojV) 339
Yep. He's doing his thing. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:37 AM (wp4uL) Good deal. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (HdzIW) Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (wp4uL) 342
*tooting
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:39 AM (wp4uL) 343
327 Given the extensive interest in mammary glands and their associated anatomical structures amongst a large number of commentators here, I would have expected precision and accuracy to matter.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 28, 2023 10:35 AM (a3Q+t) Learning about females from books is a very Wesley point of view. Posted by: That kid is gayer than a Captain named Jean-Luc at November 28, 2023 10:39 AM (pjs7m) 344
Famous Swedish saying: There is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2023 10:37 AM Word. Posted by: The Swedish Bikini Team at November 28, 2023 10:39 AM (a3Q+t) 345
Hiya Bander!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (wp4uL) 346
340 *scrolls back to find #13*
Blue eyeballs? So she is actually Fremen. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (HdzIW) Spice contamination. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (zZu0s) 347
The siege of Constantinople in 1453 was a very near-run thing. Had it gone on much longer, ol' Mehmed would've had to pack up and go home.
Course, he would've tried again and eventually succeeded. But still. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (JrojV) 348
Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin 1h
Emily Hand isn’t doing well. “Last night she cried until her face was red and blotchy, she couldn’t stop. She didn’t want any comfort, I guess she’s forgotten how to be comforted. She went under the covers of the bed, the quilt, covered herself up and quietly cried.” “The most shocking, disturbing part of meeting her was she was just whispering, you couldn’t hear her. I had to put my ear on her lips. She’d been conditioned not to make any noise.” Statements by Emily’s father. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (krqg6) 349
Media, including the AP now using pictures of Palestinian criminals freed from Israeli prisons for articles on the Israeli hostages.
And you thought they couldn't get any lower... "I have no idea why most people find the media loathsome, untrustworthy, filthy liars", said nobody ever. Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (vBMpQ) 350
Holy. Shit. It's FOGGY.
ALL the boats are rooting at each other. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (wp4uL) Remember. Red right returning. Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (gmo/4) 351
Freezing fog here. Visibility down to about a hundred feet on the water. My boat is running late and slow.
I love this kind of stuff! Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:34 AM (wp4uL) You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone! Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (1Yy3c) 352
Shut up, Wesley.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (RIvkX) 353
Hey, andycanuck, congrats on being the No. 1 commenter last week.
******** I had high aspirations," Tom sputtered! Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:41 AM (991eG) 354
There is also an Arab (pronounced with an initial long "A" with accent on first syllable) Alabama.
You asked for it: https://tinyurl.com/y3e7cwt6 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 10:41 AM (Q0kLU) 355
Hey, andycanuck, congrats on being the No. 1 commenter last week.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (JrojV) ------------- Only made the Wall of Shame once, my first week as a commenter back in '16, as a sock& puppeteer. Good times, good times ... Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:42 AM (HxyBZ) 356
Less than 20.
Holy. Shit. It's FOGGY. ALL the boats are rooting at each other. Hope the flotilla of escort otters can see. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:42 AM (JrojV) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:42 AM (HdzIW) 358
ALL the boats are rooting at each other.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (wp4uL) Like Arsenio Hall? Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:42 AM (1Yy3c) 359
Well there is a Baghdad, Alabama.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:01 AM (HdzIW) One in Arizona, too. North of Wickenburg, I think. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2023 10:42 AM (0FIAn) 360
Only made the Wall of Shame once, my first week as a commenter back in '16, as a sock& puppeteer.
Good times, good times ... Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:42 AM (HxyBZ) Most of the time, I never podium above bronze. It's kind of a Pyrrhic victory. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:43 AM (zZu0s) 361
The Turks used huge cannons that shot stone cannon balls at the walls of Constantinople. You can see some of the stone cannon balls today when you visit.
Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:43 AM (gmo/4) Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:43 AM (V8he0) 363
Wife found this gem yesterday:
Natural immunity provides better protection against COVID than vaccines – even against hospitalization, new study finds PAUL SACCA NOVEMBER 26, 2023 People with natural immunity to COVID-19 have better protection against the respiratory disease than those who received mRNA vaccines, according to a new study. "Natural immunity conferred substantial protection against COVID-19 hospitalization," the authors of the study wrote. "Our study showed that natural immunity offers stronger and longer-lasting protection against infection, symptoms, and hospitalization compared to vaccine-induced immunity." https://tinyurl.com/35nr3vdc Only what we've been saying. Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 10:43 AM (spU3M) 364
The Turks used huge cannons that shot stone cannon balls at the walls of Constantinople. You can see some of the stone cannon balls today when you visit.
Posted by: Archer The BALLS on those guys! Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (spU3M) 365
Natural immunity provides better protection against COVID than vaccines – even against hospitalization, new study finds
PAUL SACCA NOVEMBER 26, 2023 People with natural immunity to COVID-19 have better protection against the respiratory disease than those who received mRNA vaccines, according to a new study. Whell DUH! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (Zz0t1) 366
Peace in our time.
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7) Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:45 AM (991eG) 368
The Theodosian Walls were essentially a network of successive walls you had to get past. Breach one, and you had a good distance to get to the next with the defenders throwing all sorts of nasty shit at you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:45 AM (zZu0s) 369
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7) Alternate headline: Oakland City Council Wastes Time, Tax Dollars, Yet Again Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:45 AM (Zz0t1) 370
ALL the boats are rooting at each other.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:38 AM (wp4uL) Did you ever read "The Sea Wolf," by Jack London? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:45 AM (3Gtis) 371
with the defenders throwing all sorts of nasty shit at you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:45 AM (zZu0s) Just like the great ape enclosure at the zoo! Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2023 10:46 AM (gmo/4) Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:46 AM (krqg6) 373
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over?
--------------- Oakland is ripe for redevelopment. Imagine all that prime real estate being occupied by retards. Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:46 AM (ntk8v) Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:46 AM (nTENC) 375
Alternate headline: Oakland City Council Wastes Time, Tax Dollars, Yet Again
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:45 AM (Zz0t1) Honestly, it's probably the best work (or at least less destructive) they have done all year. Maybe next they can consider how many tranny two spirits can dance on the head of a pin. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:46 AM (zZu0s) 376
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7) Oakland has been Jew-hate central for a long time. It is dominated by hard-left unions and black nationalists, so it makes perfect sense that they approve of Hamas. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:47 AM (3Gtis) 377
Holy. Shit. It's FOGGY.
ALL the boats are rooting at each other. Posted by: nurse ratched Remember. Red right returning. Posted by: Archer Always remember: Largest vehicle has the right of way. You can be right or you can be dead right. Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 10:47 AM (spU3M) 378
Does Oakland still have a sports team?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (HdzIW) 379
>>Emily Hand isn’t doing well.
Given what we've seen and heard about the violence unleashed on October 7th, it's a safe bet this girl was tortured, forced to watch others tortured and killed, and maybe even sexually abused. Sounds like she's in some form of shock. Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (izj35) 380
This notion that having survived insidious, inhumane scenes of murder, torture and rape, which may include your immediate family, then being kidnapped, held and psychologically or physically abused by the monsters who executed those dastardly deeds, then having been released you somehow return to a life of normalcy and should be thankful to your disgusting captors is not only provably false and abominable, but the creation of small, biased and dishonest people who are nothing but in league with the terrorists.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (vBMpQ) 381
Hamas Attacks Israeli Forces in Violation of Ceasefire Agreement
- I'm sure it's a simple misunderstanding. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (FVME7) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (sIcnm) 383
Is it wrong that I was thinking about a Halifax sized explosion in Seattle?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (zZu0s) 384
her fingers are weird
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (geLO8) 385
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7) When I first saw that I thought it was directed at the citizens of Oakland, not Israel. Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (6vqEw) 386
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here A fiver says the Berkeley City Council beat Oakland City Council to this by a month. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (xG4kz) 387
378 Does Oakland still have a sports team?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (HdzIW) Oakland Rioters? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (ynpvh) 388
DHS Secretary Mayorkas Says Illegal Aliens Contribute "So Fundamentally to Our Country's Well-being"
- Such as? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (FVME7) 389
Hamas Attacks Israeli Forces in Violation of Ceasefire Agreement
- I'm sure it's a simple misunderstanding. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:48 AM (FVME7) ---- Who DIDN'T have this on their Gaza War Bingo Card? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (7fElN) 390
would not hang
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (geLO8) 391
The Day Hanford exploded?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (HdzIW) 392
I recall reading that he originally wanted the direction of prayer to be toward Jerusalem. But then the Jews rebufffed him, so he had a change of plans.
There also is supposedly an early Islamic coin depicting Mo with a cross. So the guy was just ripping off religious ideas right and left, and got all butthurt when the Jews and Christians wouldn't go along with his death cult. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:11 AM (JrojV) Hating those who know you're a fraud makes sense. Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (YDB6U) 393
*tooting
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2023 10:39 AM They've gone green and switched to bean? I approve. Posted by: Greta T. at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (a3Q+t) 394
386
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here A fiver says the Berkeley City Council beat Oakland City Council to this by a month. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (xG4kz) They should also pass a resolution making dying illegal like that town in Brazil. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (ynpvh) 395
378 Does Oakland still have a sports team?
-------------- The A's are still there. Raiders left for Vegas a couple of years ago. Worst idea evah, locate the Raiders in Vegas. Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (ntk8v) 396
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7) Attaboy, Oakland, you give 'em what for! Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (1Yy3c) 397
The quote for those who haven't seen it yet:
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren Nov 26 We don't need another private equity deal that could lead to higher food prices for consumers. The @FTC is right to investigate whether the purchase of @SUBWAY by the same firm that owns @jimmyjohns and @McAlistersDeli creates a sandwich shop monopoly. Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 3h As God is my witness, I thought this was a parody account. #BigSandwich Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (krqg6) 398
390 would not hang
Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (geLO ![]() What if she was jewish? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (ynpvh) 399
Does Oakland still have a sports team?
-------------- The A's are still there. Raiders left for Vegas a couple of years ago. Worst idea evah, locate the Raiders in Vegas. Posted by: Pudhinhead a As are moving to LV too Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (CIS44) 400
how many tranny two spirits can dance on the head of a pin.
How long is a piece of string? YES OR NO!!?? Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (sIcnm) 401
>Does Oakland still have a sports team?
--- They have the San Berdoo Pipe-Hittin' MFers they ride motorcycles to and from the games Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (geLO8) 402
Turkish slave girls never eat bacon And this one's a girl. She ain't fakin' With a cute little ass And boobies to match But, hands that look like Troy Aikman's! Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (QzZeQ) 403
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7) ---- As meaningless gestures go, this is pretty high up. It sends a signal, but probably not the one they think they intend to send. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (7fElN) 404
DHS Secretary Mayorkas Says Illegal Aliens Contribute "So Fundamentally to Our Country's Well-being"
- Such as? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (FVME7) Lawn work and housecleaning. All for the low, low price of $145 billion in taxpayer money per year. Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (YDB6U) 405
388 DHS Secretary Mayorkas Says Illegal Aliens Contribute "So Fundamentally to Our Country's Well-being"
- Such as? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (FVME7) Keeping the police busy. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (ynpvh) 406
The A's are still there.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (ntk8v) The Athletics have started the process of moving to Las Vegas also. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (3Gtis) 407
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7) -------------- How about a ceasefire in the streets of Oakland? Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (CZcGO) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (zZu0s) Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (ntk8v) 410
The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7) === My buddy voted for it. Shmuck. And a pussy. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (RIvkX) 411
'Tis the season to be jolly.
White House Gets Rid of Biden Grandkid Stockings After Acknowledging Hunter Love Child Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (FVME7) 412
How about a ceasefire in the streets of Oakland?
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (CZcGO) How are we supposed to accomplish this when there is still a second amendment? -Oakland city council Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (CIS44) 413
DHS Secretary Mayorkas Says Illegal Aliens Contribute "So Fundamentally to Our Country's Well-being"
- Such as? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (FVME7) Lawn work and housecleaning. All for the low, low price of $145 billion in taxpayer money per year. Posted by: LASue But you still have to pay the Mariachi band weekly. Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (spU3M) 414
But, hands that look like Troy Aikman's!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (QzZeQ) If she can throw a ball like Warren Moon, she might have a real future in today's NFL. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (zZu0s) 415
So another indoor baseball team?
Posted by: Pudhinhead a\ retractable roof like most of them these days Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (CIS44) Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (ZLI7S) 417
>>The Oakland City Council just voted 8-0 for a ceasefire in Israel and refused to condemn Hamas. So, I guess the war is over?
In addition to what CBD said, city councils and other Western government institutions are going to be pressured, protested/threatened into discussing this war. As mentioned in the EMT, Denver city council ended meeting last night early because most (the entire) roster of scheduled citizen speakers were anti-Israel activists. The clip on the news showed a crazy campus activist speaking while a soccer mom in the seat behind her was wearing a "From the River, to the Sea" emblazoned T. Who is organizing this stuff - this was not CAIR, these were lily-white Lefties? Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (izj35) 418
Jimmy Johns ~ McAlisters jumped off the Tallahassee Bridge. BTW, McAlisters sucks. If you are gonna do a Deli, do a fucking Deli.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (ntk8v) 419
One third of the Turkish Navy is submarines.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (uSHSS) 420
That snail seems to be consuming that poor womans head
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (ZV+pB) 421
376 Oakland has been Jew-hate central for a long time. It is dominated by hard-left unions and black nationalists, so it makes perfect sense that they approve of Hamas.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2023 10:47 AM (3Gtis) ======= And the A's are bad for not sticking around to deal with them anymore! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (GBKbO) 422
The Athletics have started the process of moving to Las Vegas also.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ****** Are you an Athletics supporter? Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (991eG) 423
DHS Secretary Mayorkas Says Illegal Aliens Contribute "So Fundamentally to Our Country's Well-being"
- Such as? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:49 AM (FVME7) ----------- 1. Identity theft. 2. Shutting down Emergency Rooms. 3. 100 automatic votes each for every D candidate. Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (CZcGO) 424
your next stop, the Twilight Zone!
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM Seattle, Twilight Zone...potayto, potahto... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (aQy7p) 425
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Turkish slave girls never eat bacon And this one's a girl. She ain't fakin' With a cute little ass And boobies to match But, hands that look like Troy Aikman's! Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (QzZeQ) Her hands do look AI generated... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (ynpvh) 426
Also no hate crime for the 9 black teens that stomped a white teen to death. Sone hate crimes are more hatey than others I guess.
Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (FQmDC) 427
The Turks used huge cannons that shot stone cannon balls at the walls of Constantinople. You can see some of the stone cannon balls today when you visit.
They found an open gate though. Oopsie... Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (XqcwY) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (JrojV) 429
If she can throw a ball like Warren Moon, she might have a real future in today's NFL.
---------------- That guy could throw a fastball. He was a freak of nature. Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (ntk8v) 430
347 The siege of Constantinople in 1453 was a very near-run thing. Had it gone on much longer, ol' Mehmed would've had to pack up and go home.
Course, he would've tried again and eventually succeeded. But still. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM Amazing to think the Roman empire was only 50 some years short of surviving to Columbus' discovery of the Americas. Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (JCZqz) 431
#BigSandwich
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:50 AM (krqg6) There's only one solution to Big Sammich. Eat them out of business. Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (1Yy3c) 432
428 One third of the Turkish Navy is submarines.
Posted by: Diogenes ---------------- Two types of ships - Targets and Submarines. Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (ntk8v) 433
426 Also no hate crime for the 9 black teens that stomped a white teen to death. Sone hate crimes are more hatey than others I guess.
Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (FQmDC) ======= It is impossible for a black person to be racist because they do not have political power. That's why the entire political apparatus of the US must be bent to offer as much political power to blacks as possible. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (GBKbO) 434
>>DHS Secretary Mayorkas Says Illegal Aliens Contribute "So Fundamentally to Our Country's Well-being"
- Such as? Make that : Wall Street's well-being. Someone's gotta maintain their Vail and Nantucket homes, gotta pluck those chickens while keeping the price of poultry down, etc. Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (izj35) 435
412 How about a ceasefire in the streets of Oakland?
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (CZcGO) How are we supposed to accomplish this when there is still a second amendment? -Oakland city council Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (CIS44) Enforce all the other laws on the books in Kali that make murder illegal. And theft. And rape. No matter skin color, sexual orientation, or legal status. That would at least be a start. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (ynpvh) 436
Joe Biden @JoeBiden 15h
A two-state solution is the only way to guarantee the long-term security of both the Israeli and the Palestinian people. To make sure Israelis and Palestinians alike live in equal measure of freedom and dignity, we will not give up on working towards that goal. Noah Pollak @NoahPollak 13h Vast majority of Palestinians don't want to "live in equal measure of freedom and dignity" alongside Israel. This is a goal and mentality being assigned to them by westerners. Palestinians keep making it very clear what they want: to defeat Israel. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (krqg6) 437
It is impossible for a black person to be racist because they do not have political power.
That's why the entire political apparatus of the US must be bent to offer as much political power to blacks as possible. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, celebrating anarchy and 50s B-movies with Joe Dante at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (GBKbO) This seems like quite the paradox Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (CIS44) 438
Looks like Roomba Joe is coming to Happy Valley.
Biden to Visit Wind Tower Manufacturer in Lauren Boebert's District Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (FVME7) 439
Amazing to think the Roman empire was only 50 some years short of surviving to Columbus' discovery of the Americas.
Posted by: Moron Analyst Yep. And the weird thing is that, according to Orthodox theology of the time, the end of the world was supposed to come in the year 1492. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (JrojV) 440
Doner kabob subs? Mmmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM Fish sish ka bobs made from flying fish out of the Black Sea. Delicious!!! Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (uSHSS) 441
That guy could throw a fastball. He was a freak of nature.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (ntk8v) And the perfect spiral ever- it looked like it must be faked. It was inhuman. Arm like a cannon. I wish he had played for someone half way decent. Seemed like a good dude too. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (zZu0s) 442
419 One third of the Turkish Navy is submarines.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (uSHSS) Were they originally above sea vessels? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (ynpvh) Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (ZLI7S) 444
How about a ceasefire in the streets of Oakland?
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 28, 2023 10:51 AM (CZcGO) How are we supposed to accomplish this when there is still a second amendment? -Oakland city council Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (CIS44) Enforce all the other laws on the books in Kali that make murder illegal. And theft. And rape. No matter skin color, sexual orientation, or legal status. That would at least be a start. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia Thats racist. -Oakland City Council Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:57 AM (CIS44) 445
As are moving to LV too
--------------- So another indoor baseball team? Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (ntk8v) It's not really baseball anymore anyway, so it doesn't matter. Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 10:57 AM (dGCAG) 446
422 The Athletics have started the process of moving to Las Vegas also.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ****** Are you an Athletics supporter? Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 10:53 AM (991eG) He'd have to be a jock. Strap that in. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (ynpvh) 447
Her hands do look AI generated...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:54 AM (ynpvh) If it were AI generated it would be three hand attached to her wrist and each hand would have 20 fingers. Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (1Yy3c) 448
Amazing to think the Roman empire was only 50 some years short of surviving to Columbus' discovery of the Americas. The Ottoman's claimed to be successors, and more accurately so did Trebizond which survived until 1461...still not quite 1492 of course Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (XqcwY) 449
Joe Biden @JoeBiden 15h
A two-state solution is the only way to guarantee the long-term security of both the Israeli and the Palestinian people. Well, explain the reasoning for them rejecting the last 5 offers for 2 states? FOAD, dickhead. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (Zz0t1) 450
Joey Bidet
Go look at the original UN Mandate that created Israel, it was a two state solution. And the Arabs lost it all because from the start they refused to abide by it. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (HdzIW) 451
He was no Sidd Finch.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (ZLI7S) Way too obscure. Did you see the other day, apparently S.I. has AI "writers," complete with fake profile pics. Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (dGCAG) 452
I wish he had played for someone half way decent. Seemed like a good dude too.
---------------- Yeah, like the Redskins. The only problem with a guy like that is they don't normally have touch throws. Warren did. Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (ntk8v) 453
That guy could throw a fastball. He was a freak of nature.
Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 10:55 AM (ntk8v) And the perfect spiral ever- it looked like it must be faked. It was inhuman. Arm like a cannon. I wish he had played for someone half way decent. Seemed like a good dude too. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (zZu0s) *** Pfffffffftttt Posted by: Joe Kapp at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (ZV+pB) 454
You asked for it:
https://tinyurl.com/y3e7cwt6 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 28, 2023 10:41 AM Never not funny. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (aQy7p) 455
Yep. And the weird thing is that, according to Orthodox theology of the time, the end of the world was supposed to come in the year 1492. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (JrojV) It did. Christopher Columbus committed genocide against Native Americans and invented slavery. The world ended then. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (Zz0t1) 456
I wish he had played for someone half way decent. Seemed like a good dude too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD W What am I, chopped liver? -Archie Manning Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (CIS44) 457
>>Way too obscure. Did you see the other day, apparently S.I. has AI "writers," complete with fake profile pics.
Seems appropriate for the times. Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (ZLI7S) 458
Amazing to think the Roman empire was only 50 some years short of surviving to Columbus' discovery of the Americas.
The Ottoman's claimed to be successors, and more accurately so did Trebizond which survived until 1461...still not quite 1492 of course Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (XqcwY) Again: Rome is not Rome without Rome. Hell, Justinian understood that. Constantinople/Byzantium/Later Roman Empire was it's own thing. And Hell, even ROME was not Rome after Augustus and then later Diocletian and ... damn. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 11:00 AM (zZu0s) 459
Looks like Roomba Joe is coming to Happy Valley.
Biden to Visit Wind Tower Manufacturer in Lauren Boebert's District Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ******** Oh joy! Will they bus in a crowd from Denver for the photo-op like they did Obama? Posted by: Muldoon at November 28, 2023 11:00 AM (991eG) 460
nood rant
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 11:00 AM (CIS44) 461
450 Joey Bidet
Go look at the original UN Mandate that created Israel, it was a two state solution. And the Arabs lost it all because from the start they refused to abide by it. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 10:58 AM (HdzIW) Trans-Palestine for the Arabs, Cis-Palestine for the Jews. Of course the Arabs wanted none of that; they wanted it all, and even massacred jews and killed their own who sold land to jews. See 1929 massacre at Hebron, which, until 1929 had a continuous presence of jews dating back thousands of years. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 11:00 AM (ynpvh) 462
Were they originally above sea vessels?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (ynpvh) Actually no. A very professional service. They control both entrances to the Straights. Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2023 11:00 AM (uSHSS) 463
Sid Finch was the guy who could throw a 143 mph fast ball
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Amazing to think the Roman empire was only 50 some years short of surviving to Columbus' discovery of the Americas. ------------------ What I find amazing is the Romans built a steam engine and never used the technology for anything but toys. Imagine what they could have done with steam engines. Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 11:00 AM (ntk8v) 465
Can we hope one of the wind turbines catches fire as Joey tours the place?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2023 11:01 AM (HdzIW) 466
What am I, chopped liver? -Archie Manning Posted by: BruceWayne at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (CIS44) Yes, actually. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 11:01 AM (Zz0t1) 467
347 The siege of Constantinople in 1453 was a very near-run thing. Had it gone on much longer, ol' Mehmed would've had to pack up and go home.
Course, he would've tried again and eventually succeeded. But still. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:40 AM (JrojV) A testament to the strength of the Theodosian walls is that Mehmet may have had up to 80,000 soldiers in his attack force; Constantinople had at most only 7,000 defenders. By the time it was taken, the city had become a mostly symbolic shell of its former self. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2023 11:01 AM (i9ffA) 468
It is impossible for a black person to be racist because they do not have political power.
That's why the entire political apparatus of the US must be bent to offer as much political power to blacks as possible. Posted by: TheJamesMadison *The Congressional Black Caucus, Dog Eater & Penis Huffer have all entered the chat. Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 11:01 AM (spU3M) 469
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Yep. And the weird thing is that, according to Orthodox theology of the time, the end of the world was supposed to come in the year 1492. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 10:56 AM (JrojV) It did. Christopher Columbus committed genocide against Native Americans and invented slavery. The world ended then. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 28, 2023 10:59 AM (Zz0t1) That's right. The Aztecs only started killing slaves for sacrifices after 1492. And the turks didn't take slaves until after 1492. And the blacks didn't have other blacks as slaves in Africa until 1492. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2023 11:02 AM (ynpvh) 470
Hell, Justinian understood that. Constantinople/Byzantium/Later Roman Empire was it's own thing. And Hell, even ROME was not Rome after Augustus and then later Diocletian and ... damn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD There was no break in the legal line of succession. Not even the Empire of Nicaea. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 11:02 AM (JrojV) Posted by: Don Black - (was DB) at November 28, 2023 11:02 AM (geLO8) 472
What I find amazing is the Romans built a steam engine and never used the technology for anything but toys.
Imagine what they could have done with steam engines. Posted by: Pudhinhead Got fat. Because they wouldn't have to march fifty miles a day. Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2023 11:03 AM (spU3M) 473
'Tis the season to be jolly.
White House Gets Rid of Biden Grandkid Stockings After Acknowledging Hunter Love Child Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 28, 2023 10:52 AM (FVME7) Joe Biden's Grandchild's a bastard Conceived while Hunter was plastered Joe proved a goon And like a baboon Showed his ass, that was all shit besplattered. . Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2023 11:03 AM (QzZeQ) 474
Got fat. Because they wouldn't have to march fifty miles a day.
-------------------- Only Confederates could march fifty miles a day. Posted by: Pudhinhead at November 28, 2023 11:04 AM (ntk8v) 475
470 Hell, Justinian understood that. Constantinople/Byzantium/Later Roman Empire was it's own thing. And Hell, even ROME was not Rome after Augustus and then later Diocletian and ... damn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD There was no break in the legal line of succession. Not even the Empire of Nicaea. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2023 11:02 AM (JrojV) Uh, the "line of succession" for the Roman Empire is for some general to seize the throne. Acclaim from the soldiers for their Imperator. Stable dynasties and inheritance tends to be more of a post-Roman thing. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 11:05 AM (eYoxG) 476
Uh, the "line of succession" for the Roman Empire is for some general to seize the throne. Acclaim from the soldiers for their Imperator. Stable dynasties and inheritance tends to be more of a post-Roman thing.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 28, 2023 11:05 AM (eYoxG) Yeah, it gets REAL murky during the Third Century Crisis. Maximinius Thrax HELLO! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 11:24 AM (zZu0s) 477
And hell, one could argue what Augustus (or Caesar before him) did was NOT a 'legal' succession. The senate itself was in abrogation of the Oath that no man would be King of Rome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 28, 2023 11:25 AM (zZu0s) 478
Not to split hairs, but does "Turkish slave" mean that the woman was a slave of the Turks, or was she a Turk who'd been enslaved?
Posted by: Nemo at November 28, 2023 11:51 AM (S6ArX) 479
" And the weird thing is that, according to Orthodox theology of the time, the end of the world was supposed to come in the year 1492."
It certainly was decimated...by Syphilis...which originated from the america's and was carried back to the "Known world". We often hear a lot about "New diseases introduced to the indigenous by the colonizers" Seldom if ever the "New" diseases brought back to the explores homes. Posted by: birddog at November 28, 2023 12:42 PM (1E8/t) 480
Looks very very White to me
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