Bunny Burp Cafe

Albrechtsburg by journey.tom

Elephants rush to rescue a baby that has fallen into a swimming pool.

A husky abandoned by his family loses the Song of His People.

Oh ladies...

Rescue chimp reunion.

~~Meerkat~~ Lemur Meditation circle

Evil river otters chasing their next victim.

First day of Monkey Kindergarten.

Cat rap.

Horizont-owl.

I endorse the last guy here.

Guy films himself "washing the cobra," if you get what I'm saying.

It entered the hole with the force of ten thousand broncos, if you take my meaning.

Billionaire Life.

Stairway to Vertigo.

A cat with a 100% charge bar. BTW, is it just me, or does anyone else feel a sick, pathetic sense of false accomplishment after charging something to 100%? Like "Now my life is in order! My Galaxy Note is at 100% and there's nothing in the world that can stop me now!"

In fact, this is exactly what I feel like when my phone has a 100% charge.

On Seinfeld for Bears, Kramer-Bear makes his entrance, announcing "I'm out!"

“Honey, I’m home” 😂
pic.twitter.com/5TQKxGCFMS
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 13, 2023

Sound on:

So cute 🥰 pic.twitter.com/8SUauCFBsp
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) October 15, 2023

Wat Rong Khun Temple, Pa O Don Chai, Thailand. pic.twitter.com/RI9sySw2Xf
— Figen (@TheFigen_) October 16, 2023

I think it's time you started sleeping in your own room, Junior:

So Cute pic.twitter.com/L41TPrZrer
— Enezator (@Enezator) October 15, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:25 PM

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1 Top 10 !

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 07:27 PM (V13WU)

2 Top ONE!

FIRST !!!!!

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 07:27 PM (V13WU)

4 Pet cobra ? hmmm

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 07:28 PM (V13WU)

5 Italicans are invading the home page!

It's a reverse Lampedusa!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 07:29 PM (krqg6)

6 top 12!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2023 07:30 PM (W7dmI)

7 Bears love to swim.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 07:30 PM (V13WU)

8 You can't escape bears really, if they intend to get you. They can swim, they can climb, they can run. fast. up to 35 mph. think you can outrun that ??

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 07:32 PM (V13WU)

9 Use your snorkel, little elephant!

Posted by: huerfano at October 16, 2023 07:33 PM (cs21Z)

10 Huskies lol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 16, 2023 07:33 PM (vHIgi)

11 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2023 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

12 You can't escape bears really, if they intend to get you. They can swim, they can climb, they can run. fast. up to 35 mph. think you can outrun that ??
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 07:32 PM (V13WU)

I only have to outrun you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 07:33 PM (zw2nn)

13
Wacky Mystery Song Lyric from the '70's?!?!

What's the song, and fill in the blanks:

"...they're generally said apart from a sentence by an _____ _____ or by a _____ when the feeling not as strong"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at October 16, 2023 07:33 PM (xTBXp)

14 That husky is beautiful.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 16, 2023 07:34 PM (FVME7)

15 Cobra bath. OK, not for me, but whatever...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 16, 2023 07:34 PM (MeG8a)

16 I only have to outrun you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 07:33 PM (zw2nn)

dude, I will be nowhere near !

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 07:34 PM (V13WU)

17 typo: is not as strong

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at October 16, 2023 07:34 PM (xTBXp)

18 Keep saying animals are more intelligent than humans give them for

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2023 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

19 I've seen the cat rap guy before, he's really good. Multi-tracking is everywhere these days. Once upon a time it was the province of the well heeled. Now you can do it with your phone.
Thank you, Les Paul.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 16, 2023 07:36 PM (MeG8a)

20 You can't escape bears really, if they intend to get you. They can swim, they can climb, they can run. fast. up to 35 mph. think you can outrun that ??
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 07:32 PM

The trick, according to my father, who had to deal with grizzlies many times, is to climb a tree that is small enough that the bear can't climb up after you, but large enough that they can't knock it down.

Much like pilots are scanning constantly for open places to make an emergency landing, apparently you get to where you are constantly scanning the trees for suitable candidates as you're hiking along.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2023 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

21 Washington DC has been forced by a law suit to pay people who were arrested for violating DC's unconstitutional gun control law. This will eventually happen to NY and CA. It isn't perfect, because the tax payers wind up paying for the losses. However YOU can file 42 USC 1983 lawsuits against each and everyone involved in depriving you of your Constitutional rights under pretense of law, and sue them personally for damages, including ATF agents. They don't get to violate the Constitution without facing consequences, it only looks like they do, and the people doing it want you to feel helpless to do anything. Be aware there are time limits on filing the suits after a law is found unconstitutional.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 16, 2023 07:39 PM (CecP5)

22 Those reunited Chimps definitely made a case for the evolutionary theory.

Posted by: Drive By at October 16, 2023 07:39 PM (kVeKF)

23 Wat Rong Kong Temple would make som interesting 100 piece puzzles

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2023 07:39 PM (fwDg9)

24 Cafe!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2023 07:39 PM (ovudU)

25 I've heard that humans can outrun a bear as long as the human is running downhill, but I've never tested the theory.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 16, 2023 07:39 PM (MeG8a)

26 Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2023 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

When a Grizzly sees Chuck Norris it plays dead.

Posted by: Drive By at October 16, 2023 07:40 PM (kVeKF)

27 aww...I love the little owl!

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 07:41 PM (+ocYe)

28 It would be such a letdown if that flashing woman was not a knockout.

That hair though, RAWWWRRR.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 16, 2023 07:41 PM (XV/Pl)

29 That temple in Thailand is spooky. Would be interested in seeing it in person, but suspect such a visit might be followed by nightmares. And possibly possession. But mostly possession.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 16, 2023 07:42 PM (ftFVW)

30 Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 16, 2023 07:36 PM (MeG8a)

He's going to be at the World Cafe in Philadelphia the end of this month

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 07:43 PM (+ocYe)

31 @25

>>I've heard that humans can outrun a bear as long as the human is running downhill, but I've never tested the theory.

You could probably outrun a baby bear and a grandpa bear but a bear in it's prime is going to be dining on your liver in no time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 16, 2023 07:43 PM (XV/Pl)

32 Nice to know they still have free and fair elections down under. For now.

Posted by: Montec at October 16, 2023 07:43 PM (K2mLk)

33 That little monkey grew up and went to Harvard.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2023 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

34 Grizzlies not mentioned but I've heard if it's brown, lay down; if it's black, fight back; if it's white, say 'goodnight'!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 07:45 PM (krqg6)

35 I believe those are ring-tailed lemurs not meerkats

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 16, 2023 07:45 PM (eYoxG)

36 I have this unsettling feeing that Iran might release a bioweapon in Tel Aviv or something.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 07:45 PM (V13WU)

37 THE EMU WAR (2023) - Official Teaser Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=-QAyieTpLuA
Umbrella Entertainment
59,084 views Sep 7, 2023
Based on the infamous Great Emu War of 1932, THE EMU WAR follows a rag tag platoon of soldiers who are driven into a brutal and bloody battle against Australia's deadliest flightless beasts. Haunted by the kidnapping of his son at the hands of the Emus, Major Meredith leads the platoon behind enemy lines in order to kill the emus Leader the Queen Emu.
THE EMU WAR will have its World Premiere at MONSTER FEST 2023 in Melbourne at Cinema Nova as the Closing Night Film of the festival on Sunday 22nd of October, with cast & crew in-attendance for a post-screening Q&A and followed by the festival’s annual Awards Ceremony and Closing Night Party!

Australia’s emu war: John Cleese outrun in race to shoot movie of how flightless birds thwarted army’s machine guns
An Australian take on how the emu won the 1932 battle premieres this month, before shooting on the UK comedian’s film has begun
https://tinyurl.com/4utjvzmb

Cows With Guns
youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 16, 2023 07:46 PM (9aVck)

38 Remember that chick that worked at LinkedIn and made the "day in the life" videos? Her entire day was drinking lattes and basically fucking off.

Today Microsoft announced 700 layoffs at LinkedIn. If she's not part of that 700 there's no justice in the world. LOL

Posted by: Montec at October 16, 2023 07:46 PM (K2mLk)

39 They just built a huge Hindu temple in New Jersey.

Posted by: Drive By at October 16, 2023 07:46 PM (kVeKF)

40 @Jjim (in Kalifornia) . Willowed...
290 83 69 63 50
I guess that depends on the fuse delay.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 16, 2023 06:38 PM (ynpvh)

Smart Military Blog™ so...

It's not so much "delay" as "graze function" of the fuze. Low velocity launched grenades and autocannon ammo fuzes have two modes of function:

Impact - square-on hit drives a firing pin into the detonator.

Graze - A glancing impact causes a spring to drive the firing pin into the detonator.

The graze function works off "spin decay". When the spin slows down, either from air resistance (resulting in self-destruct) or striking something but not causing the impact function, the round still detonates. Hitting water does this, even at a "stone skipping angle". Skimming along something solid, like the top surface of ground or a vehicle also results in a graze hit.

The video shows detonation on impact with the water surface. That's the fuze graze function. Frag effect is likely limited to 1 meter (I'm no expert on this). As noted above, the overpressure effect is more important here.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at October 16, 2023 07:47 PM (8C7+r)

41
I can do all that Jackie Chan stuff-
I just don't want to right now

Posted by: DB - guy who says... etc. at October 16, 2023 07:47 PM (geLO8)

42 >>>35 I believe those are ring-tailed lemurs not meerkats

thanks. I corrected.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 16, 2023 07:47 PM (KRtlO)

43 "does anyone else feel a sick, pathetic sense of false accomplishment after charging something to 100%?"

Maintaining a full tank of gas makes me feel complete.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at October 16, 2023 07:48 PM (MvF+J)

44 They just built a huge Hindu temple in New Jersey.
Posted by: Drive By at October 16, 2023 07:46 PM (kVeKF)

Complete with hands reaching out of the abyss to pull you in?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 16, 2023 07:48 PM (AiZBA)

45 They used to build amazing stuff back in the old days.

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2023 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

46 How do you know when your snake is dirty?

Posted by: DB - guy who says... etc. at October 16, 2023 07:48 PM (geLO8)

47 I believe those are ring-tailed lemurs not meerkats
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 16, 2023 07:45 PM

Have we discovered one of Wesley Crusher's socks?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2023 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

48 It was time for Starbucks to disintegrate.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 07:50 PM (V13WU)

49 I got to hold a screech owl at the bird banding station. Exquisitely beautiful bird.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at October 16, 2023 07:51 PM (MvF+J)

50 They just built a huge Hindu temple in New Jersey.
Posted by: Drive By at October 16, 2023 07:46 PM (kVeKF)

Complete with hands reaching out of the abyss to pull you in?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 16, 2023 07:48 PM (AiZBA)M

From what I've seen it's beautiful. Of course they are now being investigated for slave labor regard to the workers/artisans they brought over.

Posted by: Drive By at October 16, 2023 07:51 PM (kVeKF)

51 Have we discovered one of Wesley Crusher's socks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

How stiff was it?

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 16, 2023 07:51 PM (ftFVW)

52 I think Jr Kangaroo is getting big enough to hop where he is going

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2023 07:51 PM (fwDg9)

53 I felt so bad for that husky, it was depressed because it knew it had been rejected. Probably didn't want to warm up to new human until he knew she wouldn't abandon him.

I love huskies but would never get one unless I had at least an acre of ground.

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 07:52 PM (+ocYe)

54 Most , if not all animals love water. Birds love water. The only animals I can think of that have an issue with water are cats. Tigers being an exception.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 07:52 PM (V13WU)

55 Rescue chimp reunion: Rescued from captivity, these two chimpanzee brothers were separated to be treated at two different locations. After they recovered, they were reunited

This video is how imagine the Texas MoMe on opening day.

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 16, 2023 07:52 PM (febTO)

56
No one remembers the "Interjection" song from Schoolhouse Rock? Best song ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at October 16, 2023 07:54 PM (xTBXp)

57 The Buddhists built a huge monastery in Putnam county, NY thirty years ago, Chung Yen. The Buddha was the largest in NA.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 16, 2023 07:55 PM (mmufL)

58 A little owl visited our fire Friday night. Just perched on a branch next to the wife and I for about 45 minutes. This was a tiny owl, no idea what kind.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 16, 2023 07:56 PM (7j0WC)

59 Hey folks. Hope everyone is doing well!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2023 07:57 PM (XtkZj)

60 24 Cafe!
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2023 07:39 PM (ovudU)

Ben...

I sent you an email yesterday regarding the MoMe.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 16, 2023 07:57 PM (CCSxw)

61 >>A little owl visited our fire Friday night. Just perched on a branch next to the wife and I for about 45 minutes. This was a tiny owl, no idea what kind.

Just had Elvis out for his last pee of the evening and there is a big owl hooting up a storm in the conservation land behind me.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2023 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)

62 Belgian-Swedish soccer-football match cancelled.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 07:58 PM (krqg6)

63 Well that last picture, art or pandering?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 08:02 PM (paHRY)

64 @49 and 58 --

a Great Horned Owl took over a red tailed hawk nest in the BF's back yard, well the woods out back. We'd watch the owlets thru the telescope, they were ugly little things. But still adorable to watch. They grew up pretty fast, but the foliage started to come in and we didn't really get to see their adult feathers.

and the crows used to mob that nest, they really hate the GHO

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 08:02 PM (+ocYe)

65 Even .22 CB (gallery round) is a perfectly acceptable self defense cartridge in Bear country during an attack.

Just kneecap yer buddy! Problem solved.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 16, 2023 08:02 PM (1GVh/)

66 Interesting picture at the bottom. Nice neighborhood.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2023 08:03 PM (NxC5+)

67 Do not be swayed by the cute monkey video.

Monkeys are Satan's 'lil pals.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 16, 2023 08:05 PM (AbL8c)

68 browndog, received and I thoroughly understand. Of course I will hide my disappointment.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2023 08:05 PM (ovudU)

69 "How do you know when your snake is dirty?
Posted by: DB - guy who says... etc"

Snakes are always dirty.

Posted by: guy with a dirty snake at October 16, 2023 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

70 Looking it up, best I can tell it was maybe a pygmy owl.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 16, 2023 08:07 PM (7j0WC)

71 62 Belgian-Swedish soccer-football match cancelled.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 07:58 PM (krqg6)

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Religion of peace related?

Posted by: Montec at October 16, 2023 08:08 PM (K2mLk)

72 So has Iran attacked Israel yet?

Saw they threatened preemptive action today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2023 08:11 PM (XtkZj)

73 Biden going to Israel Wednesday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2023 08:11 PM (63Dwl)

74 My brother has 5 owls and a bunch of other birds.
He is a slave to them.
Birdbrained he is.

They are cool as hell though.
Had a cousin in 1rst grade back when my brother had a Red Tail. My little cousin had gone out hunting with my brother and wouldn't shut up about it at school.
Teacher asked about bringing in the bird and when my bro got there his hawk swooped across the room and landed on little dudes desk. Nuzzled up to him and wanted pets. Kid was the coolest in school for years over that one.

Posted by: Reforger at October 16, 2023 08:11 PM (B705c)

75 The key to outrunning a bear is to ensure someone else slower than you is also being chased.

Posted by: TRex at October 16, 2023 08:11 PM (IQ6Gq)

76 Yes, because of terror attack fears.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 08:11 PM (krqg6)

77 BTW, nice Meissen castle photo. Been a few times but never had that view.

Posted by: TRex at October 16, 2023 08:12 PM (IQ6Gq)

78 SNEKS!!!
Sneks bad!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2023 08:12 PM (uSHSS)

79 Watching on YouTube The Cat Creature

An Egyptian mummy has returned to life as a blood drinking black cat...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 08:12 PM (paHRY)

80 Woman flashing the picture
At the right corner of the building in the background
there is a fellow taking a leak.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2023 08:12 PM (/4mRj)

81 Couple Swedish fans were victim of a Jihadist, one dead, one serious last I saw.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2023 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

82 73 Biden going to Israel Wednesday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2023 08:11 PM (63Dwl

Can we trade him for the kidnapped Israelis?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2023 08:13 PM (XtkZj)

83 Way past my bedtime
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2023 08:14 PM (fwDg9)

84 SNEKS!!!
Sneks bad!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

If you catch my meaning.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2023 08:14 PM (uSHSS)

85 Mrs B said I had no sense of direction

I said,”where did that come from?”

Posted by: Blutarski at October 16, 2023 08:15 PM (Fwuhb)

86 Bribe'em needs to stay home. Another diplomatic fuck up.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2023 08:15 PM (ovudU)

87 Will Joey get the same warm rocket filled welcome that Blinken got?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 08:16 PM (paHRY)

88 Biden going to Israel Wednesday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2023 08:11 PM (63Dwl)

Has he been informed?

Fuck this shit. All of it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 16, 2023 08:16 PM (T/Lqj)

89 BTW, Brussels Hamasshole still at large.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 08:16 PM (krqg6)

90 Bibi invited him. Allegedly.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 08:17 PM (V13WU)

91 SNEKS!!!
Sneks bad!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2023 08:12 PM

No wash snek!

- The Snek

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2023 08:17 PM (Ga/h7)

92 To much play with snek, you go blind.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2023 08:18 PM (XtkZj)

93 badger badger badger badger

snek!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 16, 2023 08:18 PM (T/Lqj)

94 Solidarity visit.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 08:18 PM (V13WU)

95 BTW, nice Meissen castle photo. Been a few times but never had that view.
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Just watching a UK Antiques Roadshow and what I had thought was a Meissen snuffbox turned out to be a 19th Century fake.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 08:18 PM (krqg6)

96 Not the first door bear has knocked open.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2023 08:19 PM (/4mRj)

97 NYT dipshit Thomas Friedman...

"While Biden is right to support Israel, he must get clear answers from Netanyahu now, before it’s too late: Once Israel topples Hamas, who will govern Gaza? If Israel intends to govern Gaza, will it pay for the rebuilding of the infrastructure that it is destroying? And if not, who will? "

Yeah that's the #1 issue Israel has to consider after 1300 people were slaughtered. Who will pay for infrastructure of the animals?

Posted by: Montec at October 16, 2023 08:19 PM (K2mLk)

98 #95 A 1740's snuffbox, I should have added.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 08:19 PM (krqg6)

99 Not the first door bear has knocked open.
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Bitch stole his porridge!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 08:20 PM (krqg6)

100 Is it just me or is Flashing Woman a smack down to up the ante on the art thread?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2023 08:21 PM (uSHSS)

101 97 NYT dipshit Thomas Friedman...

"While Biden is right to support Israel, he must get clear answers from Netanyahu now, before it’s too late: Once Israel topples Hamas, who will govern Gaza? If Israel intends to govern Gaza, will it pay for the rebuilding of the infrastructure that it is destroying? And if not, who will? "

Yeah that's the #1 issue Israel has to consider after 1300 people were slaughtered. Who will pay for infrastructure of the animals?
Posted by: Montec at October 16, 2023 08:19 PM (K2mLk

He also wonders who will pay for the housing that the illegals need when they get to NY.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2023 08:21 PM (XtkZj)

102 Every time Friedman opens his mouth , Chinese Yuan fall out. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 08:21 PM (V13WU)

103 Most of my office is gonna be in Arizona, so I just might roll in with my sweatpants, a bathrobe and my fluffy slippers.

And a little bit of Irish in my coffee.

Or not. I actually have a lot of work to do. *kicks* rock*

Aww! Stupid being a grownup and stuff.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 16, 2023 08:21 PM (T/Lqj)

104 "Just watching a UK Antiques Roadshow and what I had thought was a Meissen snuffbox turned out to be a 19th Century fake."

Next week on AR: the guy who has a real antique, and ruined it by shining it up with steel wool. Never disturb the patina.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at October 16, 2023 08:21 PM (MvF+J)

105 81 Couple Swedish fans were victim of a Jihadist, one dead, one serious last I saw.
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2023 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

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Nuh uh H8ER!! According to the MSM there is no know cause. It could be anything and anyone!!

Posted by: Montec at October 16, 2023 08:22 PM (K2mLk)

106 Depopulate Gaza and move all the DREAMERs there

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 08:22 PM (paHRY)

107 >>>So Cute

That is one stretched-out marsupial pouch.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 16, 2023 08:22 PM (klJTj)

108 I heard Zelinsky wanted to visit Israel and was rejected

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 16, 2023 08:24 PM (vHIgi)

109 A bear can push in a car window pretty easily.

A store along the Big Thompson had a bear push in a plate glass window and feast for hours on all the jams and jellies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 16, 2023 08:24 PM (T/Lqj)

110 108 I heard Zelinsky wanted to visit Israel and was rejected
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 16, 2023 08:24 PM (vHIgi)

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St Zelensky of Keeeev didn't get his ass kissed for once? UNPOSSIBLE.

Posted by: Montec at October 16, 2023 08:25 PM (K2mLk)

111 Most , if not all animals love water. Birds love water. The only animals I can think of that have an issue with water are cats. Tigers being an exception.
Posted by: runner

I have a salt block in the back yard to lure in the deer (don't judge) and surprisingly, the birds absolutely love it. They fly back and forth between the block and the pond. Amazing.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2023 08:27 PM (SAX5G)

112 Macron the tiny says he's deporting all the radical Muslims from Frenchyville.

Given the Europe is lousy with them, this could get interesting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2023 08:27 PM (XtkZj)

113 102 Every time Friedman opens his mouth , Chinese Yuan fall out. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: runner
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Friedman is a wonder.

Posted by: Braenyard - when we go to war there will be no medicine. - stock up at October 16, 2023 08:27 PM (/4mRj)

114 108 I heard Zelinsky wanted to visit Israel and was rejected
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 16, 2023 08:24 PM (vHIgi)

he was too short for the "You must be this tall to visit Israeli dignitaries"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 16, 2023 08:27 PM (T/Lqj)

115 87 Will Joey get the same warm rocket filled welcome that Blinken got?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 08:16 PM (paHRY)

88 Biden going to Israel Wednesday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2023 08:11 PM (63Dwl)
Has he been informed?
Fuck this shit. All of it.

Regime action photo op starring Action Hero Joe. He and Bebe will tour damage and...cue the air raid sirens for the folks back home! Seemed to work great for Ukraine.

Posted by: Ex GOP at October 16, 2023 08:28 PM (qS8WV)

116 104 "Just watching a UK Antiques Roadshow and what I had thought was a Meissen snuffbox turned out to be a 19th Century fake."

Next week on AR: the guy who has a real antique, and ruined it by shining it up with steel wool. Never disturb the patina.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at October 16, 2023 08:21 PM (MvF+J)

a long time back I remember a comedy bit about AR - it showed this man bringing this little banjo in saying "my grandpappy carried this with him in the war between the states!" and then the inspector looks at it and says "sir this banjo is made out of plastic." You hear him start yelling "you callin' my granpappy a liar?" while this overwrite script flashed "NOVELTY BANJO - $5"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2023 08:28 PM (S6gqv)

117 >Friedman is a wonder.

Posted by: Braenyard - when we go to war there will be no medicine. - stock up at October 16, 2023 08:27 PM (/4mRj)

You spelled asshole wrong.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 16, 2023 08:30 PM (GTqXr)

118 Joke is safe. He's funding most of the terrorists.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2023 08:31 PM (ovudU)

119 73. If Biden makes it back without tripping over a Hamas rocket, I can only imagine the campaign ads the that will come with the footage. And Israeli security forces need to be dealing with the amount of security a head of state visitor needs right now.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 16, 2023 08:31 PM (Xyjbb)

120 Friedman is a wonder.

That he doesn't choke on Yuan?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 08:31 PM (paHRY)

121 Doesn't Zelinsky have enough to do at home? What the hell is he going to do in Israel?

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2023 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

122 118 Joke is safe. He's funding most of the terrorists.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2023 08:31 PM
Now, wait a minute here. DeepState may have a plan. May be more cost effective to do it over there instead of planning some abrupt trip to Dallas in November.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2023 08:33 PM (NxC5+)

123 Macron the tiny says he's deporting all the radical Muslims from Frenchyville.

___

So he's deporting every Moslem?

Posted by: Montec at October 16, 2023 08:33 PM (K2mLk)

124 I like that final picture. Painted in 1902, it first shows up on the net in 2016, but with just the guys - no flasher. Someone added the flasher in 2020.

https://is.gd/ObEJgy
https://is.gd/hg9r5T

Nice job!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 16, 2023 08:34 PM (klJTj)

125 Over/under Biden leaves Israel with agreement to take massive refugees?

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at October 16, 2023 08:34 PM (VpCCm)

126 Joe is such a walking Regime clusterfuck, its astonishing the Israelies would let him or the Regime anywhere near Israel right now. Everything and everyone he touches turns to shit

Posted by: Ex GOP at October 16, 2023 08:34 PM (qS8WV)

127 Never disturb the patina.
Posted by: Preparing

Right! Knew replacements are some tough duty.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2023 08:34 PM (SAX5G)

128 121 Doesn't Zelinsky have enough to do at home? What the hell is he going to do in Israel?
Posted by: fd at October 16, 2023 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

I've got a hell of a deal on BRAND NEW US weapons..never used!

Posted by: Grift Zelinsky, god of war at October 16, 2023 08:34 PM (/6GbT)

129 the guy who has a real antique, and ruined it by shining it up with steel wool. Never disturb the patina.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at October 16, 2023 08:21 PM

While not an antique, I did something similar.

After treatment, Mom said I don't have a patina, and I shouldn't use Data's protocol to prepare for my date with a Klingon hottie.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 16, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

130 Flasher has boney hands. The muted (even shocked) response is likely shock.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 16, 2023 08:36 PM (MkuC5)

131 Reports In Gaza of the assassination of Osama Musaini, a member of the political bureau of Hamas.
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No more details even if assassinated means by his own side, by Israelis on the ground, or e.g. by a targeted missile attack.

More happy news from the IDF here:
https://tinyurl.com/5n7trpvn
[IMAGE]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 08:36 PM (krqg6)

132 Netanayhu couldn't wait to congratulate Biden on his "win" and now he's giving Biden a huge photo-op. Stabbing Trump - Israel's best ally in generations - in the back, to kiss the ass of the guy who gave Hamas $6B.

Da fuq's the matter with this guy?

Posted by: Montec at October 16, 2023 08:36 PM (K2mLk)

133 125 Over/under Biden leaves Israel with agreement to take massive refugees?
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at October 16, 2023 08:34 PM (VpCCm)

____

250K minimum. Of which 230K will end up in deep red states.

Posted by: Montec at October 16, 2023 08:38 PM (K2mLk)

134 "Mazini was responsible for Hamas prisoners and directed terrorist activities against Israel,” it said.

Al-Mazini was a senior member of the terrorist organization who previously handled the Gilad Shalit case when he was held by Hamas, and served as a minister in the government that operated in Gaza."

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 08:38 PM (V13WU)

135 I posted about that Thomas Friedman NYT essay on another thread, & I think it got willowed.

Infuriating.

As a result, I now assign Friedman to that special "First Circle of Journo Hell" which includes Keith Olbermann & Sunny Hostin.

Posted by: mnw at October 16, 2023 08:39 PM (NLIak)

136 Doesn't Zelinsky have enough to do at home? What the hell is he going to do in Israel?

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2023 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

This is how you know Ukraine is not a real war.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 16, 2023 08:39 PM (Mzdiz)

137 Taylor Swift also has boney hands. They remind me of squirrel claws.

Not a good look.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 16, 2023 08:39 PM (MkuC5)

138 130 Flasher has boney hands. The muted (even shocked) response is likely shock.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 16, 2023 08:36 PM (MkuC5)
- - - - - - - -

"My word! Is that a penis on that woman!?"

Posted by: Another Anon at October 16, 2023 08:40 PM (hwP7U)

139 this was only on 9/14 of this year :

"16 tons of rocket-making material on way to Gaza discovered in Ashdod
Two containers of plaster that were en route from Turkey to the Gaza Strip were found to contain 16 tons of ammonium chloride." Just one shipment , and....Turkey ?

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 08:41 PM (V13WU)

140 Stairway to vertigo - No. Just, no.

Posted by: Mike Hamer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2023 08:46 PM (XeU6L)

141 *biden's trip to Israel is for fundraising. The complacent Jew vote. He'll get it, most likely.

A real, honest-to-God junta would have him assassinated there and foist unrest on not only an ally, but the entire region.

That might also be possible. Or planned.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2023 08:46 PM (Q4IgG)

142 8 You can’t escape bears, really

That’s why I always carry a decoy salmon in my pocket.

Posted by: King Chuck III at October 16, 2023 08:46 PM (JrojV)

143 Taylor Swift also has boney hands. They remind me of squirrel claws.

Not a good look.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida

I find the image of rat paws to be more descriptive for Swift. You can also easily add the mental whiskers.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 16, 2023 08:47 PM (ftFVW)

144 Off, King Tampon sock!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2023 08:47 PM (JrojV)

145 Macron the tiny says he's deporting all the radical Muslims from Frenchyville.

Given the Europe is lousy with them, this could get interesting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2023 08:27 PM (XtkZj)

Would that not be all of them? And if not, why not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 08:47 PM (GZ3K7)

146 Gilad Shalit

Four years Hamas tortured his family

Hamas delenda est.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 08:48 PM (paHRY)

147 Shitty of Turkey , but let's be honest with ourselves; there are plenty of US officials and NGO's that have been shipping supplies to Hamas every day, no questions asked, just for the payoffs they get out of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2023 08:48 PM (S6gqv)

148 For any of you gun nuts, Classic Firearms has the BRG9 for $199 with 2 magazines and a bunch of stuff in the case.

It's a turkish Springfield XD clone. I got one not too long ago and it's a great cheapo beater to throw in the glove compartment.

https://tinyurl.com/yvyt2pzh

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 16, 2023 08:48 PM (6Y/Rl)

149 Very surprised that they would allow biden to go to a war zone. We shall see what happens if the ground war starts before than.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 16, 2023 08:49 PM (2NHgQ)

150 If we stopped raising chick peas, hammas would cease to exist.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2023 08:50 PM (JrojV)

151 I cannot watch AR, without substituting Antique Road Ho.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 16, 2023 08:50 PM (3CCua)

152 Of all the 'aid' money that has gone to Gaza over the decades how much has actually helped the people?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 08:51 PM (paHRY)

153 >That’s why I always carry a decoy salmon in my pocket.

Posted by: King Chuck III at October 16, 2023 08:46 PM (JrojV)

The trouser trout gambit. Smart.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 16, 2023 08:51 PM (GTqXr)

154 Anna Puma, Gilad and Eliyahu Pinchus Asheri that they tortured and burned his body. Thank you for remembering Gilad

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2023 08:51 PM (ovudU)

155 I cannot watch AR, without substituting Antique Road Ho.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Wouldn't that be Seka?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2023 08:51 PM (SAX5G)

156 Of all the 'aid' money that has gone to Gaza over the decades how much has actually helped the people?
Posted by: Anna Puma

$42.00

And the leaders of Hamas are working to claw that back as we speak.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2023 08:52 PM (SAX5G)

157 152 Of all the 'aid' money that has gone to Gaza over the decades how much has actually helped the people?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2023 08:51 PM (paHRY)

___

https://youtu.be/2V3CfD8TPac

Posted by: Montec at October 16, 2023 08:53 PM (K2mLk)

158 Israel has to practice peace, Ukraine has to practice war.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 16, 2023 08:53 PM (6Y/Rl)

159 "16 tons of rocket-making material on way to Gaza discovered in Ashdod
Two containers of plaster that were en route from Turkey to the Gaza Strip were found to contain 16 tons of ammonium chloride." Just one shipment , and....Turkey ?
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 08:41 PM (V13WU)

Eh, ammonium chloride is not an explosive or explosive precursor, AFAIK. But it's useful as a flux for soldering zinc. I expect the rocket juice was ammonium chlorate or perchlorate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 08:53 PM (GZ3K7)

160 Why would Zelensky go to Israel?
Like any experienced performer, Zelensky knows; when the crowd at the club gets bored watching Stage 1 and turns their attention to the strip show on Stage 2, well it's time to make an appearance at Stage 2.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2023 08:54 PM (S6gqv)

161 110 108 I heard Zelinsky wanted to visit Israel and was rejected ...
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Actors always want center stage.

Posted by: Braenyard - when we go to war with China there will be no medicine. - stock up at October 16, 2023 08:54 PM (/4mRj)

162 139
'and....Turkey ?'

I would love to see Turkey's troublemaking catch up with it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 16, 2023 08:56 PM (roH4R)

163 Man... Everyone always said I listen to music too loud. I just dismissed it. "They're weak-eared homos," I said.

But I started cranking YYZ on my stereo, and my daughter grabbed her blanket and ran away.

Maybe it is too loud.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2023 08:56 PM (0FoWg)

164 Israel has either bad choices, or very bad, or awful. Take a pick !

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 08:56 PM (V13WU)

165 117 >Friedman is a wonder.
Posted by: Braenyard - when we go to war there will be no medicine. - stock up at October 16, 2023 08:27 PM (/4mRj)

You spelled asshole wrong.

Posted by: Heavy Meta
---

Assholes have a viable function.

Posted by: Braenyard - when we go to war with China there will be no medicine. - stock up at October 16, 2023 08:56 PM (/4mRj)

166 Like any experienced performer, Zelensky knows; when the crowd at the club gets bored watching Stage 1 and turns their attention to the strip show on Stage 2, well it's time to make an appearance at Stage 2.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2023 08:54 PM (S6gqv)

The crowd at Stage 2: "that's not the kind of pussy we paid to see!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 08:56 PM (GZ3K7)

167 163 What is YYZ?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2023 08:57 PM (JrojV)

168 Very surprised that they would allow biden to go to a war zone. We shall see what happens if the ground war starts before than.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 16, 2023 08:49 PM (2NHgQ)

Could be he knows when Israel wants to launch and he's going to disrupt the timetable. Or rather his "advisors" are. I doubt Joe can find Israel on a map.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2023 08:57 PM (uSHSS)

169 What is YYZ?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2023 08:57 PM (JrojV)

Yankee Yankee Zulu

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 08:57 PM (GZ3K7)

170 Yankee Yankee Zulu?

Good lord, that name itself makes me want to grab my blanket.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 16, 2023 08:59 PM (JrojV)

171 Diogenes, perfect. Joke thinks Middle East is Ohio.the

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2023 08:59 PM (ovudU)

172 YYZ - ONE of the best instrumental hard rock pieces ever done , by Rush. And named for the code of the Toronto airport.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2023 08:59 PM (S6gqv)

173 "What is YYZ?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Do we have to go over this again? $20, same as in town.

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2023 09:00 PM (vFG9F)

174 Y'all are soooo cruel. *sob* Help me, Travis!!!

Posted by: Tay Tay at October 16, 2023 09:01 PM (V8he0)

175 "YYZ" (natively pronounced why-why-zed) is an instrumental rock composition by the Canadian rock band Rush from their 1981 album Moving Pictures. It is one of the band's most popular pieces and was a staple of the band's live performances.
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It's Toronto's international airport 3-letter code.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 09:02 PM (krqg6)

176 Ace, if you're around, this is an interesting article. AI stereotypes in its creations, and it's fascinating to see (it's because of robot racism, of course):

"The article — to which BuzzFeed added a disclaimer before taking it down entirely — offered an unintentionally striking example of the biases and stereotypes that proliferate in images produced by the recent wave of generative AI text-to___ systems, such as Midjourney, Dall-E, and Stable Diffusion."

restofworld.org/2023/ai___-stereotypes/

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 16, 2023 09:02 PM (6Y/Rl)

177 For my taste, Moving Pictures was Rush at it's absolute peak.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2023 09:03 PM (S6gqv)

178 RE: Biden's visit.
This has the stench of ValJar all over it.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2023 09:03 PM (uSHSS)

179 ha, the filters strike again.

Let's try this just to see if it will post:

restofworld.org/2023/ai-IMAGE-stereotypes/

Tinyurl:

https://tinyurl.com/ynb9ybw4

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 16, 2023 09:04 PM (6Y/Rl)

180 RE: Biden's visit.
This has the stench of ValJar all over it.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2023 09:03 PM (uSHSS)

Would be truly ironic if he were blown to bits in a Hamas missile strike.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 09:05 PM (GZ3K7)

181 Would be truly ironic if he were blown to bits in a Hamas missile strike.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Oh, that's too bad!

Anyway. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2023 09:06 PM (SAX5G)

182 RE: Biden's visit.
This has the stench of ValJar all over it.
Posted by: Diogenes
------

For some reason, I flashed back to the snake being washed.

Posted by: Mike Hamer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2023 09:06 PM (XeU6L)

183 @177

>>For my taste, Moving Pictures was Rush at it's absolute peak.

Moving Pictures is a perfect album.

There are the obvious standouts on the album but I've been really digging Vital Signs more and more.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 16, 2023 09:07 PM (XV/Pl)

184
IDF strikes Hezbollah military infrastructure in Lebanon

The strikes are in response to fire from Lebanon towards Israel on Monday.
Oct 17, 2023, 3:58 AM

Posted by: Braenyard - when we go to war with China there will be no medicine. - stock up at October 16, 2023 09:07 PM (/4mRj)

185 Would be truly ironic if he were blown to bits in a Hamas missile strike.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 09:05 PM (GZ3K7)

and even more so if it were a "Hamas missile strike" fired from a USN F-18 while Kamala is cackling in the background.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2023 09:07 PM (S6gqv)

186 This has the stench of ValJar all over it.
Posted by: Diogenes

Read this as JarJar

Posted by: DaisyB at October 16, 2023 09:08 PM (AbL8c)

187 For some reason, I flashed back to the snake being washed.
Posted by: Mike Hamer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2023 09:06 PM (XeU6L)

If you wash a snek, you should press it, too. Nobody likes a wrinkled snek:

https://tinyurl.com/4x8t9fdu

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 09:10 PM (GZ3K7)

188 Rush's 80 albums were a really solid run (even Presto).

Posted by: Afterward was pretty uneven. at October 16, 2023 09:10 PM (KFhLj)

189 Biden's a tough guy he wants to be in the war zone.

Posted by: Braenyard - when we go to war with China there will be no medicine. - stock up at October 16, 2023 09:11 PM (/4mRj)

190 YYZ

Rio 2002

An epic and I do mean epic vid of the lead in with the ENTIRE stadium jumping in time.

I'm sure the boy's felt the vibration on stage with that one...

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2023 09:11 PM (UsQA1)

191 Biden's a tough guy he wants to be in the war zone.
Posted by: Braenyard

One can clearly see he's a hardass with 'his signature aviators'.

Jeeze media, get off your knees. Oh, there's something on your chin.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2023 09:13 PM (SAX5G)

192 90 YYZ - Rio 2002

An epic and I do mean epic vid of the lead in with the ENTIRE stadium jumping in time.

Since you left off the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBCVsVKU4O4

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2023 09:16 PM (S6gqv)

193 A statement issued by the Russian side following Putin’s conversation with Netanyahu said that Putin expressed his “sincere condolences” to the families and friends of deceased Israelis and emphasized “his strong rejection and condemnation of any actions that victimize the civilian population.”

Posted by: Braenyard - when we go to war with China there will be no medicine. - stock up at October 16, 2023 09:17 PM (/4mRj)

194 Bad news Horde

It appears that ObamaBiden did not sent a carrier strike force into the Med. in support of Israel.

It was sent as a wink, wink, nod, nod to Israel not to get "TOO AGRESSIVE" with their response to Hamas and Hezbollah'.

FJBBERRY to the power of 1 Billion.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2023 09:19 PM (UsQA1)

195 Three Californians plead guilty in nationwide catalytic converter scheme involving $600-million worth of stolen items.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 09:19 PM (krqg6)

196 https://tinyurl.com/4x8t9fdu
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------

Interesting steam roller. The steering is probably pretty slow. OTOH, I expect top speed is 2-3 mph (?).

Posted by: Mike Hamer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2023 09:20 PM (XeU6L)

197 195 Three Californians plead guilty in nationwide catalytic converter scheme involving $600-million worth of stolen items.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 09:19 PM (krqg6)

The punishment should be removal of their organs, one by one, with a rusty sawzall

Posted by: browndog bemoaning the Sabres 0-2 start at October 16, 2023 09:21 PM (CCSxw)

198 I've often wondered if it's the poor ear protection during shooting, or the rock and rap concerts, or both that made me build extremely loud stereos. But it's causing everyone, from young to old, to run away... I always find myself sitting alone when I listen to music. It sounds normal to me. I'm also the loudest talker.

I might be going deaf, now that I think about it. At 40.

Earplugs, kids... Wear them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2023 09:21 PM (0FoWg)

199 First World Problems!!

Bought a bluetooth speaker for my laptop. Soundcore. My sister had one and I liked how it sounded. I ordered it from AMAZON PRIME, RULERS OF ALL MANKIND!!!!

It's fine and everything but no USB C cable. There was none in the box. There should be. Even the box says there is a USB C in it. There isn't. Now, if you have purchased a phone the last few years, you probably have a USB C laying around. I do and I'm using it to charge up the speaker. Still, there is supposed to be a USB C in the box with the speaker. I could return it, but USB C cables are easy to get (Walmart, Office Depot, etc). Or I'll just use the one I have. I got 2 of them. (shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 16, 2023 09:21 PM (sAmhv)

200 Alternate title for that bear bursting in: " This is what I think of your puny barrier"

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2023 09:22 PM (FQmDC)

201 But I started cranking YYZ on my stereo, and my daughter grabbed her blanket and ran away.

Maybe it is too loud.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2023 08:56 PM (0FoWg)

Huh? Too loud?
Unpossible.

Thanks for the suggestion.

Posted by: Reforger at October 16, 2023 09:22 PM (B705c)

202 It was sent as a wink, wink, nod, nod to Israel not to get "TOO AGRESSIVE" with their response to Hamas and Hezbollah'.

--

Wow. Meaning we are actively providing implied sea and air support for Hamas against Israel.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 16, 2023 09:23 PM (6Y/Rl)

203 Earplugs, kids... Wear them.

WHAT?? Speak up!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 16, 2023 09:23 PM (Bd6X8)

204 Left out the other "G"

As in Gee...is not there something in our Constitution that allows the general citizenry to just dump these Assholes into Boston Harbor with lead weights?

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2023 09:23 PM (UsQA1)

205
It's fine and everything but no USB C cable... Or I'll just use the one I have. I got 2 of them. (shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum

--

Chat with Amazon and complain and they'll give you $5 to $10 credit to your account.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 16, 2023 09:24 PM (6Y/Rl)

206 The "signature aviators" are to hide his fully dilated black hole pupils.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2023 09:24 PM (FQmDC)

207 141 *biden's trip to Israel is for fundraising. The complacent Jew vote. He'll get it, most likely.

A real, honest-to-God junta would have him assassinated there and foist unrest on not only an ally, but the entire region.

That might also be possible. Or planned.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2023 08:46 PM (Q4IgG)

++++

Biden's purpose in Israel is to cock-block Israel.Behind the scenes, of course. Publicly, he is with them all the way.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 16, 2023 09:24 PM (klJTj)

208 https://tinyurl.com/4x8t9fdu
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Interesting steam roller. The steering is probably pretty slow. OTOH, I expect top speed is 2-3 mph (?).
Posted by: Mike Hamer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2023 09:20 PM (XeU6L)
***

You meanies!!!

Posted by: Zombie Rachael Corrie at October 16, 2023 09:24 PM (uSHSS)

209 Back in the early 80's me and a couple buddies had Rush tickets... cheap seats (behind) the stage at the Capitol Center.

Looked straight down onto the drum kits.

Holy shit...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2023 09:26 PM (Q4IgG)

210 Did you lose an "m" mister hammer?

Can someone find an "m" for a friend?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at October 16, 2023 09:27 PM (vpULL)

211 Complain you didn't get it, Puddleglum, and maybe they'll ship you a new whole box and you'll get a second one for free!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 09:27 PM (krqg6)

212 I saw Bunny Burp open for Echo and the Bunnymen at the Radio Shack 'Transistor and Capacitor Tech Soldering Festival in 66'

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 16, 2023 09:27 PM (YyRSv)

213 202

Dammnn sure Blinken Winken and NOOD were putting the point down with BiBi over their 5+ hour meeting today.

If your watching the Gaza Live Cams....sure quite over the last 36 hours.

Yup

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2023 09:30 PM (UsQA1)

214 Biden going is stupid.
If he says anything other than:"What do you need?" it is a failed trip.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2023 09:30 PM (uSHSS)

215 Look Fat, I was raised in a Jewish home and became a rabbi, mohel, and dreidel-maker. No one loves the Jews like I do. I'm of Davidic lineage. My son Beau died fighting the Philistines. True story. Hand of Joe.

Posted by: I bleed matzah ball soup. at October 16, 2023 09:32 PM (KFhLj)

216 To be honest I expected a tank + infantry assault into Gaza after an intense air and artillery prep in shirt order

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2023 09:34 PM (FQmDC)

217 Ahhh, so the main mission is to deliver " aid to Gaza"....

https://instapundit.com/611716/

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2023 09:35 PM (FQmDC)

218
Earplugs, kids... Wear them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2023 09:21 PM (0FoWg)

Remember kids, hearing loss is forever.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2023 09:35 PM (xhaym)

219 Cat rap.

If you leave some yarn or toilet paper or something out, they'll usually wrap themselves.

Posted by: mikeski at October 16, 2023 09:37 PM (DgGvY)

220 > Remember kids, hearing loss is forever.
____________

What?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2023 09:37 PM (Q4IgG)

221 Did you lose an "m" mister hammer?
Can someone find an "m" for a friend?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Sure.

Posted by: ikeski at October 16, 2023 09:38 PM (DgGvY)

222 In other news the San Fransisco Giants are interviewing a woman as their possible next manager...

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2023 09:38 PM (FQmDC)

223 Three Californians plead guilty in nationwide catalytic converter scheme involving $600-million worth of stolen items.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 09:19 PM (krqg6)

The punishment should be removal of their organs, one by one, with a rusty sawzall
Posted by: browndog

Just start at the groin and split them up the middle.

Posted by: mikeski at October 16, 2023 09:40 PM (DgGvY)

224 I don't think Bibi trusts Biden at all and if anyone gets suckerslided it will probably be the pResident and his junta stooges

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2023 09:40 PM (+ocYe)

225 To be honest I expected a tank + infantry assault into Gaza after an intense air and artillery prep in shirt order
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2023 09:34 PM (FQmDC)

I'm thinking most of the northern half of Gaza has been hammered. Any "delay" is based on what Israel's battleplan is and that includes potential hostage rescues. No doubt they are continually assessing their political setting, but this is no time to blink. I could see Israel.cutting ties with the US over this is Biden/valjar are assholes about it.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2023 09:41 PM (uSHSS)

226 This has the stench of ValJar all over it.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2023 09:03 PM (uSHSS)

You have a finely tuned sense of smell.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2023 09:41 PM (3Gtis)

227 Possible vehicular jihad:

Man, 46, booked on suspicion of murder following Long Beach crash

"The suspect, identified as Khalid Yagobbi of Los Angeles, stands accused of traveling in his Chevrolet Bolt a high rate of speed when police say he allegedly drove through a red light and struck pedestrians and multiple vehicles in Long Beach.

The crash unfolded just before 6:35 p.m. Saturday along Shoreline Drive at Aquarium Way. Authorities suspect the collision to possibly be intentional."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2023 09:42 PM (IG4Id)

228 I was 17 when Rush's Hold Your Fire came out.

With the exception of Marillion's Clutching at Straws there is no other album from that time that had a more profound effect on my outlook on life.

Well maybe Signals...
Then there is Permanent Waves and...

*until I have consumed the entire catalog...

SHIT! I gotta get to work.

Posted by: Reforger at October 16, 2023 09:42 PM (B705c)

229 Three Californians plead guilty in nationwide catalytic converter scheme involving $600-million worth of stolen items.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 09:19 PM (krqg6)

The punishment should be removal of their organs, one by one, with a rusty sawzall
Posted by: browndog

Just start at the groin and split them up the middle.
Posted by: mikeski at October 16, 2023 09:40 PM (DgGvY)
***

Force feed them three pounds of converter balls and then stick an exhaust hose in their mouths.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2023 09:42 PM (uSHSS)

230 I'm thinking most of the northern half of Gaza has been hammered. Any "delay" is based on what Israel's battleplan is and that includes potential hostage rescues.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2023 09:41 PM (uSHSS)

The hostages are not time sensitive. Either they are dead already or they are being kept alive as shields and bartering tokens.

A careful approach makes sense. The pallies are not tactically stupid, if one accepts their disregard for their own troops' (hah..troops?) lives.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2023 09:43 PM (3Gtis)

231 To be fair muslims are maniac drivers even if they aren't trying to murder infidels...

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2023 09:44 PM (FQmDC)

232 To be honest I expected a tank + infantry assault into Gaza after an intense air and artillery prep in shirt order
Posted by: steevy

I think the bulk of it will be unseen by outsiders, until Israel starts Clear and Secure operations one block at a time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2023 09:45 PM (IG4Id)

233 in shirt order

Dammit! The IDF gets shirts!!!

Posted by: Paul Anka at October 16, 2023 09:46 PM (V8he0)

234 The hostages are not time sensitive. Either they are dead already or they are being kept alive as shields and bartering tokens.

A careful approach makes sense. The pallies are not tactically stupid, if one accepts their disregard for their own troops' (hah..troops?) lives.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2023 09:43 PM (3Gtis)
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Concur.
At this point the hostages are important only to Hamas and the media. After hammering their objectives, and given the number of caves and tunnels there, this pause is time to re-asses their avenues of approach, their objectives, what enemy forces have survived, mop up fighting elsewhere, and rest the troops before the assault.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2023 09:48 PM (uSHSS)

235 to re-asses their avenues of approach, their objectives, what enemy forces have survived, mop up fighting elsewhere, and rest the troops before the assault.

===

And then whack Iran.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 09:50 PM (V13WU)

236 "The suspect, identified as Khalid Yagobbi of Los Angeles, stands accused of traveling in his Chevrolet Bolt a high rate of speed when police say he allegedly drove through a red light and struck pedestrians and multiple vehicles in Long Beach.

The crash unfolded just before 6:35 p.m. Saturday along Shoreline Drive at Aquarium Way. Authorities suspect the collision to possibly be intentional."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2023 09:42 PM (IG4Id)

Either his camel bolted, or his Bolt cameled.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 09:50 PM (IgeV9)

237 Would that be cool if Bilken's plane suddenly could not be refueled for the return trip...

GO Bibi GO!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2023 09:51 PM (UsQA1)

238 too bad Netanyahu had to waste 8 hours with Blinken, setting him straight probably

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 09:52 PM (V13WU)

239 "but, but, but, muh civilians....."

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 09:53 PM (V13WU)

240 too bad Netanyahu had to waste 8 hours with Blinken, setting him straight probably

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2023 09:52 PM (V13WU)

Bibi is a hack political scumbag.

He was probably giving Biden a handjob.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2023 09:53 PM (3Gtis)

241 So Israel will capture 1000 Hamas fighters and tie them to the boarder fence and cut loose 10 for every Israeli hostage as a start

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2023 09:54 PM (UsQA1)

242 So Israel will capture 1000 Hamas fighters and tie them to the boarder fence and cut loose 10 for every Israeli hostage as a start

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2023 09:54 PM (UsQA1)

It doesn't look like Israel is trying very hard to capture terrorists.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2023 09:56 PM (3Gtis)

243 It doesn't look like Israel is trying very hard to capture terrorists.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2023 09:56 PM (3Gtis)

Much better to make them into the good kind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 09:56 PM (IgeV9)

244 Hamas: There are 6,000 male and female prisoners in Israeli prisons that we want them freed in exchange for Israeli captives
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But they released video of one female hostage so we know the other 198 are okay too.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 09:58 PM (krqg6)

245 240

Ahhhh DANG Charlie!!!!

Thought you gave up the Meth pipe!!!

You should just stick to wine like me.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2023 09:58 PM (UsQA1)

246 So Israel will capture 1000 Hamas fighters and tie them to the boarder fence and cut loose 10 for every Israeli hostage as a start
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 16, 2023 09:54 PM (UsQA1)

I doubt that would work. Hamas doesn’t value life. Israelis do.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2023 09:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

247 I would feed the Hamas prisoners to hogs but that's just me

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2023 09:59 PM (FQmDC)

248 Hamas: There are 6,000 male and female prisoners in Israeli prisons that we want them freed in exchange for Israeli captives
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But they released video of one female hostage so we know the other 198 are okay too.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 09:58 PM (krqg6)

Sure. Free all the captive goatrapers. But give them each a vaccination ~~for~~ with Ebola, first.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2023 10:01 PM (IgeV9)

249 Why such bloodlust for stolen catalytic converter traffickers? As opposed to traffickers in other types of stolen goods?

Just curious.

Posted by: mnw at October 16, 2023 10:02 PM (NLIak)

250 Aloha

Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 16, 2023 10:03 PM (jus7E)

251 Aloha
Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 16, 2023 10:03 PM

Under the modified Book Thread Rules & Regulations in effect, you are wearing a grass skirt to issue that greeting, correct?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2023 10:06 PM (a3Q+t)

252 251 Aloha
Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 16, 2023 10:03 PM

Under the modified Book Thread Rules & Regulations in effect, you are wearing a grass skirt to issue that greeting, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Don't forget the coconut bra!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at October 16, 2023 10:08 PM (PNCm+)

253 Thomas Friedman has a hell of a resume, awards and everything. It's hard to think of a better candidate to be High Commissioner in Residence for the new Palestinian camps. The pay should be great, because we have no intention of letting him turn it down.
Of course his family will have to be there with him. It would be cruel no to let him keep an eye on them. In fact, make him watch.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 16, 2023 10:10 PM (4PZHB)

254 Elephants are the best!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 16, 2023 10:12 PM (NpAcC)

255 Aloha
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Make up your mind! Are you coming or going?!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 10:14 PM (krqg6)

256 ONT nood

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 16, 2023 10:15 PM (krqg6)

257 247
'I would feed the Hamas prisoners to hogs but that's just me'

We talk about this to blow off steam but I really wish they'd do this and the Pershing burial plan.
We might find something they actually do give a shit about.
I want Hamas' relatives to endure their loved ones being with pigs in the afterlife.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 16, 2023 10:18 PM (roH4R)

258 TXMoMe needs to figure out how to capture 50 hogs and get them onto a beach in Gaza. Let the Swine sort through the rubble, dine on carrion and breed like pigs do all over that place.

Salted Earth.

Posted by: Reforger at October 16, 2023 10:22 PM (B705c)

259
[takes a break for dinner]
[returns, finds an "m" lying by the USB exhaust]
*WTH?*

[searchs thread}

Oh.

Posted by: Mike Hamer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2023 10:45 PM (XeU6L)

260 'Hammer', dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2023 10:46 PM (XeU6L)

261 socking off

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