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Ace of Spades Pet Thread, October 14

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat? Bacon?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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Meet Quimera, the cat with two faces. It's not uncommon for cats to have different colored eyes. But Quimera not only has different eyes but a perfectly-split fur color pattern, making her look like different kitties fused into one. Quimera lives in Buenos Aires, Argentina with her owner. She has quite a following online . . Like her fellow two-faced stars like Venus and Narnia, Quimera is thought to be a chimera cat, a cat with two sets of DNA due to two embryos fusing together.

Quimera has fans all over the world. People have made tributes, like portraits and even tattoos.

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What's that turtle?

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Are you sure you didn't get apprentices there?

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Sometimes small dogs elicit the greatest devotion.


Meet The PetMorons

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from Louis:

Chiweenie,Rudy and his big sister Peekaboo.

They sure look like best friends. Sometimes it's a little bit disconcerting when a cat is bigger than a dog. They seem to handle it well.

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From Jewells:

This is Gunner. He is 9 years old and was an owner surrender. He is the sweetest boy. The first time I met him he just cowered in his kennel until we coaxed him out. I can only imagine his confusion and sadness. He doesn't understand why his world turned upside down. This picture is of him with his head resting on my knee. He spent the entire time outside like this. Would not leave my side. He's gotten a little better and seems to be adjusting.

Awww. Thanks for taking care of Gunner.

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Our official Swiss Guide Dog, Gioia, has had a rough patch with her health lately, but she has recovered enough to go on another little trip and show us some Swiss cows in October. Want some fondue?

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Thank you for sharing your pets and commentary with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

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Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, October 7. Some special PetMoron stories and photos there.

I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.


Posted by: K.T. at 03:16 PM




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1 From the IDF:

"Soldiers from the Oketz K-9 Unit rescued civilians while under fire in communities surrounding the Gaza Strip. Naro, a brave K-9 dog, was killed while locating and attacking terrorists and saving lives."

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 14, 2023 03:19 PM (tA1/w)

2 Kitties

Posted by: Ciampino - Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence at October 14, 2023 03:19 PM (qfLjt)

3 Meow!

Love the top pic!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 14, 2023 03:20 PM (sAmhv)

4 Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 03:20 PM (fwDg9)

5 Next2Nothing at October 14, 2023 03:19 PM

Hero dog.

Posted by: KT at October 14, 2023 03:21 PM (rrtZS)

6 Quimera is a cutie
Horse hoof colors seem to matter what bottom of leg is, so white points is lighter for instance

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 03:23 PM (fwDg9)

7 Nice Pets Y'all!...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 14, 2023 03:23 PM (R/m4+)

8 Yay, moronimals!!!

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 14, 2023 03:25 PM (ju2Fy)

9 Ciampino's Rescue kitties

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There's another more extensive photo update #190 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
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Posted by: Ciampino - kitty pictures at 1st link at October 14, 2023 03:25 PM (qfLjt)

10 Thanks, jewells, for the story of Gunner. "He doesn't understand why his world turned upside down."

That's precisely the phrase that the president of the rescue where we got our Luna said about her. (Her owners surrendered her at age 4 because, basically, she'd become inconvenient. Grr.) She is the best dog ever and people immediately fall in love with her because she's so happy and affectionate. She's also beautiful and smart.

I hope Gunner's second chapter turns out as well as Luna's has.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2023 03:27 PM (fTtFy)

11 Saw a IDF soldier with a fluffy little dog under his arm, obviously a rescue (!). Dog looked happy.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 14, 2023 03:27 PM (B78cn)

12 Quimera is a cutie
Horse hoof colors seem to matter what bottom of leg is, so white points is lighter for instance
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 03:23 PM (fwDg9)

I doubt most of these half and half cats are truly chimeras, but even so this is odd because black cats don't have blue eyes. Eye color is linked to fur color and blue comes when the color in the eye region is white or a modified albino like Siamese and Himalayan. Lighter furs tend to have green eyes, then yellow and copper for dark colors like black.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2023 03:28 PM (eoQWY)

13 Quimera is a cutie
Horse hoof colors seem to matter what bottom of leg is, so white points is lighter for instance
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2023 03:23 PM (fwDg9)

Whiskers in cats is like this too, but the "ink' often gets overwhelmed and white whiskers result. As I said above eye color and hair color in cats are linked, as is deafness in white cats with blue eyes.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2023 03:30 PM (eoQWY)

14 Poor Gunner. The thing I worry about most is not having someone to take care of my pets if anything happens to me.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 14, 2023 03:31 PM (cLWyk)

15 from Louis:
Chiweenie, Rudy and his big sister Peekaboo.

I'd bet Louis is a good pet dad.

Posted by: m at October 14, 2023 03:38 PM (SbC6h)

16 Some colorful turtles in the eastern U.S. We have ornate box turtles around here and I've seen one snapping turtle in 20+ years. It was crossing a paved road and I stopped and was going to carry it across to keep it safe. It was snapping as I approached and I decided it could fend for itself, I wasn't going to get close enough for it to snap one of my hands.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 14, 2023 03:39 PM (3cGpq)

17 We had a feral cat with fur sort of like Quimera's - but just in the face. Someone shot her with a BB gun, and we had to have her eye removed. But she still looked striking. Could only pick her up when she was in trouble - stuck in a fence, injured, etc.

She was always getting into trouble. So was one of her babies, who regularly took off, too. Baby was born on neighbor's patio and we had her for a few years, when she stayed home. They both disappeared, at different times.

Posted by: KT at October 14, 2023 03:40 PM (rrtZS)

18 Yay pet thread!

I hope Gunner's second chapter turns out as well as Luna's has.

I sure hope so too.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 14, 2023 03:41 PM (iF0sF)

19 We still have her other baby - Panda Boy. He's more human friendly. Well, in a sort of hostile way. Likes to climb your leg.

Posted by: KT at October 14, 2023 03:42 PM (rrtZS)

20 >>>(Her owners surrendered her at age 4 because, basically, she'd become inconvenient. Grr.)

Not the worst thing to do with a pet. We never really know the back stories.

Posted by: m at October 14, 2023 03:43 PM (SbC6h)

21 PETZZZZ

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 14, 2023 03:43 PM (vHIgi)

22 KTY is visiting this weekend and doggeh is overjoyed because her bf is one of his favorite hoomans

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 14, 2023 03:44 PM (vHIgi)

23 Good afternoon everyone. As is usual for me on Friday night, I slept on the back couch beneath the open window to the backyard waiting for Prettygirl to return. At about 2:00 a.m. I heard a rumble along the back fence and then the "bang" of a 10# cat jumping through the back window and onto my belly (ouch). Gave her some scritches, closed the window, and then went to my regular bed (followed by said kitteh).

Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2023 03:48 PM (KAi1n)

24 Aww, some sweet looking pets today, as always.
One wonders how the genetics of the 2 tone cat resulted in that coloration. Jewells' rescue dog looks eternally grateful. Nice autumnal photo up top.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 14, 2023 03:52 PM (MeG8a)

25 Yay pet thread! Thanks again, KT.

Great autumn cat pic to start the thread! Bacon dog with that little bit of tongue sticking out is… chef's kiss! 😚

Quimera - it's two! two! two cats in one! …two sets of DNA due to two embryos fusing together I'm trying to wrap my mind around how that works, exactly. Used to call Charlie the yellow and Ony the black our Hallowe'en cats. With Quimera you get them in one package!

That "Male & Female" video from a year ago, with Ony and the late, much-missed Charlie:
https://youtu.be/amYcq6BcSGw

Posted by: mindful webworker - feed me pet me let me run wild at October 14, 2023 03:58 PM (riCFD)

26 It's a cool and misty afternoon and I'm sitting in the front porch with Charlie and Zulu. They are not enjoying the weather but are too stubborn to admit that going outside was a bad idea.


I've converted a teeny shed in the backyard into a stray cat shelter.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 14, 2023 04:01 PM (9yUzE)

27 I would have named Quimera as Lokai.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2023 04:05 PM (aD39U)

28 PaleRider: Snapping turtle was snapping as I approached and I decided it could fend for itself…

I did manage to move a snapping turtle off the road once, but, wow, it's hard to believe how far they can stick their heads out and reach around back.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's turtles all the way down at October 14, 2023 04:05 PM (riCFD)

29 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 14, 2023 04:05 PM (T4tVD)

30 I'm a little concerned about my 10 month old puppy Charlie right now. He seemed fine up until an hour ago, when I gave him a treat for sitting so still while I brushed him (a rarity). He did his usual hilarious routine when he gets treats - tosses them in the air and then pounces on them and bats them around a little before he eats - but the treat wasn't eaten. That is unheard of. Then he didn't follow me upstairs, but sat that the foot of the steps and whimpered. Again, not usual behavior. I sat with him and petted him for a while and he was very quiet, not his usual frisky self. I put him in his kennel, thinking he might just need a nap, but he's lying there looking at me with eyes open.

Now I'm being paranoid - both my sister and I are on various cancer meds these days and I'm freaking out wondering if he found one on the floor - or even a Vitamin. He's only 11 pounds! It wouldn't take much for him to OD or something. I hope I've overreacting.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at October 14, 2023 04:05 PM (HabA/)

31 Posted by: K.T. at 03:16 PM

Great bunch of pet related photos up top, Thanks K.T., they made me feel just a wee bit better about the universe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 14, 2023 04:06 PM (hOUT3)

32 Quimera is beautiful!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at October 14, 2023 04:07 PM (HabA/)

33 Gunner looks like a sweetie!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at October 14, 2023 04:08 PM (HabA/)

34 Gene therapy shows promise as feline spay alternative
https://is.gd/fRsoIs

1. unless one intends breeding that cat, it will be cheaper spaying than injections every 2 years;
2, Side effects? The test sample is too small.

Posted by: Ciampino - I've got felines for you .. at October 14, 2023 04:10 PM (qfLjt)

35 I've basically adopted a neighbor's dog here at the new house. He really belongs to the elderly lady that owns the house, but she went to long-term care and her son's ex now lives in the house, which I understand fulfills some sort of alimony requirement. Ex doesn't care about the dog and has tried to give him to other neighbors prior to my arrival. When I moved in, he was roaming the neighborhood, skinny and flea infested, subsisting mostly on whatever handouts he could get. I'll try to remember to send in a pic.

Posted by: Bert G at October 14, 2023 04:11 PM (VARTN)

36 Afternoon, pet folk! A handsome set of "animules" today, as Cajun comic Justin Wilson used to say. Louis's big black-and-white cat looks much like my late Chekov.

My two thuglets are doing well. Baby Dagny the Siberian has taken to napping with me, at least at the start, on Saturday and Sunday afternoons -- curling right up against me on the bed. And it's hardly cold here by any measure. I often find Stirling up there with us when I wake up, though not today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2023 04:11 PM (omVj0)

37 Meet Quimera, the cat with two faces.

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Like that Star Trek: TOS episode with Frank Gorshin.

https://tinyurl.com/34xk8rmh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 14, 2023 04:18 PM (FVME7)

38 Now I'm being paranoid - both my sister and I are on various cancer meds these days and I'm freaking out wondering if he found one on the floor - or even a Vitamin. He's only 11 pounds! It wouldn't take much for him to OD or something. I hope I've overreacting.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at October 14, 2023 04:05 PM (HabA/)

Sometimes my cats have slow days, think of it as a cold or upset stomach or low fever. If it isn't clearing up in a day though a vet visit should be done.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2023 04:18 PM (eoQWY)

39 I've known a couple of cats whose world had turned upside down. Angelique the pointed Siberian had either fled her home, or been dumped from it, when she found me in an empty parking lot one Saturday morning. We ran an ad in the paper, but no response, so she became Linda's cat. Wolf, my late black longhair, was left behind when his so-called humans got evicted, and was going door to door for handouts when I took him in.

I presume Stirling's world, and that of Dagny, both got disrupted when I adopted them, but they'd been raised at a shelter and her loving breeder respectively. So it wasn't as if they'd been abandoned. Still, it must have been a bit of a shock to come home with me suddenly one day. They both took to me, so it was not a terrible wrench.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2023 04:19 PM (omVj0)

40 Hope he's okay Donna. Could you take him to the vets? If not, the You Tube channel Verterinary Secrets has some good advice on how to check your dog.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 14, 2023 04:21 PM (cLWyk)

41 Great pets everyone !

Posted by: JT at October 14, 2023 04:21 PM (T4tVD)

42 I hope Gunner's second chapter turns out as well as Luna's has.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2023 03:27 PM (fTtFy)

I read that as "as well as Luna's ass"(I think I need new glasses)

Posted by: JT at October 14, 2023 04:22 PM (T4tVD)

43 Years ago there was this big (almost 15#) gray/black tabby who used to wander my block. He was extremely friendly to humans, quite talkative, incredibly smart, and would go up to particular houses on my street, knock on the door, be let in and hang out. I became part of his route and enjoyed his presence so much when he retired, he retired to me. (Sadly, he also enjoyed hanging out under cars parked on the street and developed aggressive cancer from the chemicals.) (con't)

Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2023 04:23 PM (KAi1n)

44 🐕
Our Daisy the overly-affectionate Belgian Malinois got a slight gash on her toe last week, so we haven't been letting her do her usual mad ball-chasing and free-running, just some walks ("sniffari" someone called it) with the old man. Which means she was about to explode with pent-up energy. Seems to be healing nicely. Finally got a little fetch in yesterday. Happy pup. Re last week's question about favorite toy, anything that squeaks is fun for her, but nothing beats a thrown tennis ball.

She's been a real nuisance today, though, from the time she nuzzled me out of bed at first glimmer of sunrise. High demand dog with low-energy people. I need to go play with her and get her ya-yas out, as we say. Not looking forward to confining winter days.

Switched her food last week, and she seems to be eating with more relish (so to speak).

Ony the cat says, hey! I'm cute. I'm cuddly and affectionate. I tolerate the dog. Talk about me more!

Posted by: mindful webworker - pet me feed me throw that ball at October 14, 2023 04:25 PM (riCFD)

45 I presume Stirling's world, and that of Dagny, both got disrupted when I adopted them, but they'd been raised at a shelter and her loving breeder respectively. So it wasn't as if they'd been abandoned. Still, it must have been a bit of a shock to come home with me suddenly one day. They both took to me, so it was not a terrible wrench.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2023 04:19 PM (omVj0)

Its probably something less of a jar for a kitten because in nature once weaned the cat has to find its own range to hunt in and the mom no longer wants to feed them, so while moving to a new area is initially scary its natural for them to learn the risks of an area and the benefits of where the food is.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2023 04:25 PM (eoQWY)

46 Wow, when was the last time I was around for a pet thread?

Our dog had to have a skin tag on her foreleg removed this afternoon which she'd been chawing on and licking to the point where we thought she was going to get down to the bone.

The Cone of Shame is awaiting her return home. There will be much pointing and laughing. (WITH her, not AT her - of course!)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 14, 2023 04:25 PM (N3zMI)

47 When I would come home at night from out, Toonses would often be waiting under a car or in some bushes for me, and then run over to me yapping like Dino from the Flintstones. One very late night as I walked up to my house, there were about a half dozen cats in my front yard. Upon my approach, all but one fled. The one that didn't was Toonses, and he yapped away at me then followed me in the house. He was awesome. I miss him a lot. There's now an even bigger dude out back who comes to visit every so often, but he's quite feral and while he'll eat out of my hand, he won't let me pet him. Given how big his fangs are, I'm not going to push it.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2023 04:25 PM (KAi1n)

48 I hope everybody who could see the eclipse, even partially, did so. My major memory of a partial eclipse comes from May of 1984, when my then wife, then cat Arizona the big red tabby, and I lived in a house across from a newly opened park. That day I was home when the partial eclipse began. Everything got dim and cool (well, for May), the birds stopped chirping . . . and Arizona, then a year old, freaked out. He ran from one window to the next and back to the first, chirping himself, and looking at me frantically. ("You're in charge of weather! Fix this!")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2023 04:26 PM (omVj0)

49 I hope everybody who could see the eclipse, even partially, did so. My major memory of a partial eclipse comes from May of 1984, when my then wife, then cat Arizona the big red tabby, and I lived in a house across from a newly opened park. That day I was home when the partial eclipse began. Everything got dim and cool (well, for May), the birds stopped chirping . . . and Arizona, then a year old, freaked out. He ran from one window to the next and back to the first, chirping himself, and looking at me frantically. ("You're in charge of weather! Fix this!")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2023 04:26 PM (omVj0)

I remember a partial, I think in Chicago where walking under light trees you could see little fat crescents in the lights and shadows under the trees as the leaves made little pinhole cameras to create images of the sun.

I can imagine that - cats depend on knowing everything that has or can go on in their little world. That's why even moving the furniture is both interesting and alarming.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2023 04:29 PM (eoQWY)

50 Cats do adapt well to people who feed, care for, and love them. They deserve a better reputation. My ex's cat, Maceo ("MAYseeoh"), a rescue cat who had mast cell cancer and had to have most of his tail amputated from trauma, enjoys car rides and often sits in my lap while I drive. He's so inquisitive - look at that! and that! Then when he's had enough, he clambers into his carry cage which we bring with us. (Obv. I get along with my ex.) If I get another cat (Prettygirl is only about 6), it's going to be an orange dude. They're just awesome.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2023 04:31 PM (KAi1n)

51 I set up the two big Amazon boxes for Mr. Trouble a couple of weeks ago. One is ine the yard, next to the covered porch area. He likes to hang out there so the neighbor dog won't see him. The other is in the covered area. I took one of the carpet runners out there, so it goes over the concrete and into the box. Troubles was like King of the Road about it, "I got a box with a rug!"

It was really windy so i took an old blanket out and put it across the back and sides, with a bit covering the front. He was convinced it is a trap. So I need to rework the box. I have some thin foam sheets I can put in for insulation. He's back to sleeping under the house for now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 14, 2023 04:32 PM (cLWyk)

52 Turtles? Close, but no cigar.

Posted by: The Guy Who's Always Carping About Arthropods at October 14, 2023 04:35 PM (guGkK)

53 Meet Quimera, the cat with two faces.

What a great costume!

*tosses Fun Size Snickers into bag*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2023 04:37 PM (guGkK)

54 Nude Bodging

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2023 04:41 PM (aD39U)

55 30 I'm a little concerned about my 10 month old puppy Charlie right now. He seemed fine up until an hour ago, when I gave him a treat for sitting so still while I brushed him (a rarity). He did his usual hilarious routine when he gets treats - tosses them in the air and then pounces on them and bats them around a little before he eats - but the treat wasn't eaten. That is unheard of.
&&&V at October 14, 2023 04:05 PM (HabA/)

Is it possible he chewed on/ate something he shouldn't have? My friends chihuahua had issues for awhile and turned out he had digested a nylon sock and had to have it removed ..... I have an english bull terrier that has devoured entire shoes.... but she's a garbage compactor and it came out the other end..

Posted by: firehorse at October 14, 2023 04:43 PM (eXDfp)

56 Speaking of strays . . . I haven't seen blue-gray shorthair Alfred the Gray in a while. He usually stopped by either my door or Linda's every other day for some dry food and a little petting. I kept trying to convince Linda to take him in; she kept saying, "SPCA," which I hated the idea of. I hope somebody has now adopted him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2023 04:43 PM (omVj0)

57 Notsothoreau, the neighbor lady who managed the pride of ferals when I lived in an apartment would take those wooden apple boxes with the middle divider, put them on their side and cover the open end with cardboard with a hole cut out.
She put straw in it to help for insulation. She called them cat apartments and they seemed to winter pretty well in them

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2023 04:45 PM (xhaym)

58 'Good dog, Naro! Good dog!'
Enter into the presence of the Lord.

Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2023 04:51 PM (KiuiP)

59 Overnight tonight, instead of their usual lineup, MeTV is running a stellar list of some of the most memorable half-hour Twilight Zone episodes. Halloween is less than three weeks away, after all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2023 04:51 PM (omVj0)

60 Aaaand . . . nood time

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2023 04:52 PM (omVj0)

61 I want to set up one of those feral shelters out of a rubbermaid bin. Just haven't had time. There's a small A frame shelter I bought for him but he likes the boxes better.

And all is forgiven. The rug in the box was just irresitible.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 14, 2023 05:13 PM (cLWyk)

62 Donna ampersand--

FWIW when we'd only had Luna for a while she ate a bug. I eventually figured out it was an Asian lady beetle. They aren't poisonous but are caustic and basically burn the dog's esophagus going down. She was immediately distressed and didn't eat for the rest of that day and the next morning. I was REALLY scared, being a first-time dog mom.

But all of the stuff I saw online said that unless you saw something really serious wait for 24 hours before getting worried. And in about 24 hours she was right as rain again.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2023 05:46 PM (fTtFy)

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