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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (10/1/23)
Quote I “I’m gonna f*cking kill you in Homestead. You f*cked with the wrong guy, motherf*cker.” NASCAR driver Nick Sanchez
Quote II “There has to be an adult in the room. I am going to govern, which is what’s best for this country.” Speaker of The House Kevin McCarthy (RINO-CA)
Govern? Oh please. While we are drowning in debt, being overwhelmed at the southern border and inflation is spiraling you want to govern and play footsie with the Dems. When the proverbial shit hits the fan, these grifters will be set up with their insider deals while us Common Men suffer. Fuck you Kev is not harsh enough.
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Oh well, Pat Condell video removed, again.
Pulling fire alarms? That's the stuff of immature kids. And elected officials. Judas Fvcking Priest, I'm so surprised it is a Democrat and part of "The Squad".
House Republicans have prepared a resolution seeking to expel radical Democrat Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) from Congress. The move comes after the socialist congressman pulled a fire alarm to interrupt a vote in the House. Bowman allegedly sabotaged the vote on a bill to avoid a government shutdown. As lawmakers note, the act is a felony. Rep. Nicole Malliotakis (R-NY) has authored the resolution seeking to expel Bowman.
Well if you strike the Speaker of The House, you must remove him.
TOPLINE Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) told CNN on Sunday he will file a motion seeking to oust House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) this week, after the GOP House leader used Democratic votes to pass a government funding bill that didn’t meet Gaetz’s demands for steep spending cuts—averting a shutdown with just hours to spare late Saturday.
Does he have the votes? Or is this a publicity stunt to increase his campaign coffers in an attempt to have some sa-weet grift? More like Misanthropic Skeptic.
Shocking number of Europeans say you should only be able to fly 4 times in your life due to climate change Climate activists across the globe are pushing restrictions on everything from gas stoves to cars
Years ago my first thought would have been, "Boy, people are stupid. Today, not so much.
When it comes to packing for a flight, some travelers are checking off an extra furry box on their carry-on checklist, and it’s not their sherpa blanket! While pets may seem odd on a packing list, fur buddies inside of travelers’ carry-on luggage are more common than you may think, according to TSA officials. “We noticed an uptick” of pets coming through the X-ray screening, said Lisa Farbstein, a TSA spokesperson, who urged travelers to remove their pets from their carry-ons and not send them through the X-ray conveyor belt, in a news release. While TSA officials come across a variety of live animals, including fish, birds and other reptiles, dogs and cats are the most common seen, according to Farbstein.
Yes, you too can live in a democracy where you aren't allowed to vote.
SWEET DREAMS Four ways to help you wake up easier in the dark winter morning, according to sleep experts
WAKING up in the morning is hard enough at any time of the year, but it gets even trickier as the darker months roll around. A cloudy and grey sky can make anyone want to stay in bed for a little longer… or all day.
The back seat driver is now the hood ornament. And our driver is tonight's: Genius Award Winner.
ST. LOUIS COUNTY, Mo. (KMOV) - A Vinita Park woman is charged with felony assault after allegedly driving away from an argument and traveling for several miles with her husband still on the hood of the car. St. Louis County prosecutors on Friday charged 38-year-old Stephanie Boyd with first-degree domestic assault and resisting arrest by fleeing. The courts set bond at $100,000 cash only and she is to have no contact with the victim if released. In a news release, prosecutors said a Berkley Police investigation showed on Sept. 28 Boyd and her husband got into an argument at their home in Vinita Park. She then allegedly got in the car to leave and drove off with her husband on the hood.
First it was the toilet. Then the light bulb. That went so well the ceiling fan was next on their list. Not content with those innocuous items the left says Let's fuck with your gas furnace.
Biden admin issues restrictions on gas furnaces in latest war on appliances Biden administration boasted that the energy efficiency rules will curb residential energy use and carbon emissions
A risky rescue is: Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Newly released video footage from the Warren Police Department vividly portrays the gripping moment when officers valiantly rescued the child from the electrified hazard. Upon arriving at the scene, the officers discovered the 8-year-old clinging to a perilous wire. "He's still alive. He's breathing," officers can be heard saying in the video. Without hesitation they sprang into action.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)“The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.”
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 01, 2023 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 01, 2023 10:00 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:01 PM (JI3sB)
Posted by: Eromero at October 01, 2023 10:01 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: mikeski at October 01, 2023 10:01 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: mindful webworker arrives just in time at October 01, 2023 10:03 PM (ks21X)
Yes, you too can live in a democracy where you aren't allowed to vote.
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Link did not work for me;-(
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 01, 2023 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 01, 2023 10:04 PM (sJHOI)
Yes, you too can live in a democracy where you aren't allowed to vote.
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Link did not work for me;-(
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 01, 2023 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
give it a whirl now
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at October 01, 2023 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
BIL is a huge night sky fan and he just lost his mind. Made his trip, I'm sure.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 01, 2023 10:05 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Eromero at October 01, 2023 10:06 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: mindful webworker never forgets, just like, um, you know, the thing... at October 01, 2023 10:07 PM (ks21X)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2023 10:09 PM (RIvkX)
That little mudder up top is simply adorbs. Nice tune behind the photo too.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 01, 2023 10:09 PM (Zb5iS)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:10 PM (JI3sB)
Five dollars well spent!!!
Thanks, MisHum.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 01, 2023 10:10 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2023 10:10 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at October 01, 2023 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
Link works now, but very depressing!
The counter-intuitive things that simply MUST be done to Preserve A Precious Democracy*!
*And a bona fide money laundry!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 01, 2023 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
Remember, Klaus Schwab said that elections would soon become unnecessary, since polling will tell you who would have won.
I think the Soros-types are legitimately worried that the Z-Man might not win an election.
Remember, Winston Churchill lost an election in 1945, and that was after a great victory, not after a grinding stalemate.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2023 10:11 PM (2tUFv)
Then the quoted part doesn't even give one.
How much is The Sun paying MisHum to post this clickbait?
Posted by: mindful webworker - yeah, I clicked anyway, at October 01, 2023 10:11 PM (ks21X)
Posted by: Jane at October 01, 2023 10:06 PM (EcD5Y)
* * * *
Bowman needs to be treated to the same conditions at the Gulag that the J6 defendants have been enduring for almost 3 years now. Equity, right?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 01, 2023 10:12 PM (Zb5iS)
Inflation destroys capital, savings, and investment.
Inflation makes the future less certain.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2023 10:13 PM (RIvkX)
The best hood ornaments would be hanging from lampposts in DC.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 01, 2023 10:13 PM (Angsy)
More like Misanthropic Skeptic.
He doesn't have the votes, but Gaetz is forcing McCarthy to reveal that he is now a tool of the Dems. Gaetz is a grandstanding tool at times, but sometimes a grandstanding tool is what we need.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2023 10:13 PM (I/Qkd)
The Irish Travellers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2023 10:10 PM (0FoWg)
Think it should be The Irish Fellow Travelers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 01, 2023 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
BIL is a huge night sky fan and he just lost his mind. Made his trip, I'm sure.
Posted by: Tonypete
We spotted one a couple of months ago and didn't know what were seeing. It looked like something out of a Sci-Fi movie.
The next day a friend said he saw 17, we had counted 22.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:14 PM (JI3sB)
Were you viewing them through a telescope or by nekkid eye?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2023 10:14 PM (I/Qkd)
Thomas Bender
Now do Diane Feinstein who stayed in the Senate until her death at the age of 90, because she's a giver. She stayed in well past her "use by date" and she is being praised up one side and down the other.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2023 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
More like Misanthropic Skeptic.
He doesn't have the votes, but Gaetz is forcing McCarthy to reveal that he is now a tool of the Dems. Gaetz is a grandstanding tool at times, but sometimes a grandstanding tool is what we need.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2023 10:13 PM
Harry Truman said 'Chang kai Shuck is a sonofabitch, but he[s OUR sonafabitch..'
Posted by: Eromero at October 01, 2023 10:16 PM (NxC5+)
Were you viewing them through a telescope or by nekkid eye?
Posted by: Archimedes
Mark 1 eyeball.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:16 PM (JI3sB)
Inflation destroys capital, savings, and investment.
Inflation makes the future less certain.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Best part is that the *VISIBLE published IRS tax tables are NEVER adjusted downward for inflation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 01, 2023 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nerdygirl
And voted right up until the end while she was in a coma.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:17 PM (JI3sB)
Posted by: Archimedes
You know me - I'm nekkid boy!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 01, 2023 10:17 PM (x7plP)
==
Remember, Klaus Schwab said that elections would soon become unnecessary, since polling will tell you who would have won.
I think the Soros-types are legitimately worried that the Z-Man might not win an election.
Remember, Winston Churchill lost an election in 1945, and that was after a great victory, not after a grinding stalemate.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2023 10:11 PM (2tUFv)
Unpossible! I've been assured his approval percent is in the 80s or 90s!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2023 10:18 PM (llON8)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:17 PM (JI3sB)
Gotta give her credits for dedication!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 01, 2023 10:18 PM (hOUT3)
We had no idea what it was at that time until publius explained it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2023 10:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
I should have said non-compos mentis as I don't know if she was in a coma when her aids voted for her.
Every vote she made for the last month should be declared void.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:18 PM (JI3sB)
Posted by: Archimedes
Oops! Premature posting (it eventually happens to all Morons).
I think if one had used a telescope, the field of view may have been too narrow to take it all in. Additionally, we live in a designated 'Dark Sky' portion of the country so that certainly helps with view night objects. We also saw the milky way tonight.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 01, 2023 10:19 PM (x7plP)
Thanks, MH
Posted by: mindful webworker - gotta watch again - missed some lyrics at October 01, 2023 10:20 PM (ks21X)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:17 PM (JI3sB)
Gotta give her credits for dedication!
I'm kind of surprised the Dems haven't claimed to be in communication with DiFi via Ouija board.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2023 10:20 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Tonypete
Such a blatant attempt will never be a Comment of the Week.
Posted by: mikeski at October 01, 2023 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2023 10:20 PM (B8Ozv)
Every vote she made for the last month should be declared void.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:18 PM (JI3sB)
That's not who WE are!
Besides, that would be deadist!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 01, 2023 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:17 PM
And roams the halls of gummint with mosconi milk dripping from her hands, crying 'get down spot! where's my chinaman? get in here and help me cleann up this mess!'.
Posted by: Eromero at October 01, 2023 10:20 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - so. much. content! at October 01, 2023 10:21 PM (ks21X)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2023 10:20 PM (I/Qkd)
Those boards only contact demons, right. So, maybe....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 01, 2023 10:21 PM (Angsy)
#1: Hearing her say "Omigod, my husband came home early!"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 01, 2023 10:22 PM (0zqNr)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Always say hello and then go back to read. You can gauge your reading ability by how far down in the pack you are with your 2nd missive.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:22 PM (JI3sB)
Bowman pulling the fire alarm is evidence of the absolute child like mindset of the Dems. That clown was actually the principal of a school. To expect anyone to believe it wasn't intentional is an affront to any intelligent human.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2023 10:23 PM (gZYFY)
Because Europeans are too insulated to understand that there are countries that aren't as tiny and insignificant as their own.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2023 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 01, 2023 10:23 PM (8qu4N)
Ukraine is winning. Now let’s finish the job
As the counteroffensive breaks down the Russian lines, Britain must make sure the West stands firm
Wallace had an astonishing factoid in the article:
The average age of the [Ukrainian] soldiers at the front is over 40.
Shades of the 1945 German Volksturm.
Wallace explains:
I understand President Zelensky's desire to preserve the young for the future,
Or, alternatively, Zelensky isn't drafting young people whose families have any clout at all.
There were a couple of reporters from the New Yorker embedded with the Ukrainian army near Bakhmut a few months ago who noted that everyone serving on the front line was from a working-class background - for some reason Ukrainians from wealthier families had found ways to stay out of the trenches.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2023 10:23 PM (2tUFv)
Then the quoted part doesn't even give one.
How much is The Sun paying MisHum to post this clickbait?
Posted by: mindful webworker - yeah, I clicked anyway, at October 01, 2023 10:11 PM (ks21X)
Just enough to irritate you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at October 01, 2023 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
Western Europeans are also considerably poorer than Americans on average.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2023 10:24 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Excuse me, aren't we talking about our federal representatives?
You're trying to put *squad members* into the 'intelligent human' set?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:24 PM (JI3sB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2023 10:25 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2023 10:26 PM (RIvkX)
Too bad, I enjoy Pat's gleeful sarcasm at the expense of leftists, jihadists, etc.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 01, 2023 10:26 PM (roH4R)
#2: Unexpectedly hearing the snick of a switchblade knife opening.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 01, 2023 10:26 PM (0zqNr)
Posted by: Tonypete
Such a blatant attempt will never be a Comment of the Week.
Posted by: mikeski at October 01, 2023 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
One of use guys gets it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at October 01, 2023 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2023 10:23 PM (2tUFv)
You don't say!
Posted by: $300 to Mr Lincoln gets you out of the draft at October 01, 2023 10:26 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
If you didn't have wards setup you'd be toast.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:26 PM (JI3sB)
#1: Hearing her say "Omigod, my husband came home early!"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
After hastily exiting the back door of a paramours domicile when the door leading to the garage had been unexpectedly opened and then running through the back yard past an old Italian woman putting up her wash up on a line, the old lady called out to me - "Dat's as close as she's ever cut it!" while laughing.
True story.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 01, 2023 10:27 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2023 10:27 PM (gZYFY)
#2: Unexpectedly hearing the snick of a switchblade knife opening.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 01, 2023 10:26 PM
Cat whiskers sliding across your eyes, purring, 'mmmwwwooorrr'.
Posted by: Eromero at October 01, 2023 10:28 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:29 PM (JI3sB)
Exasperated with Republicans in Congress, Biden said he hoped the drama of the last few weeks has led Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) to a “personal revelation.”
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2023 10:29 PM (07iSR)
Posted by: Eromero at October 01, 2023 10:30 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2023 10:31 PM (RIvkX)
#3: Having the cat, who had just got caught by a drenching rainstorm, come flying through the pet door, run into the bedroom, and dive beneath the covers with you.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 01, 2023 10:31 PM (0zqNr)
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2023 10:32 PM (PmkYj)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 01, 2023 10:33 PM (4PZHB)
Hubby will probably divorce her, so this gal will be available, morons. She could be an exciting date.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2023 10:33 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Braenyard
Since L.Graham is a douchbag and never right, I'd say ousting Kevin would be an excellent start.
Hey Kev, what are you going to do about fire-alarm guy?
You know he did interrupt a vote of *your* august body...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:33 PM (JI3sB)
Get up at 4:30 every morning.
Posted by: Reforger at October 01, 2023 10:33 PM (B705c)
Posted by: Hakeem McCarthy at October 01, 2023 10:35 PM (LccS3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2023 10:35 PM (gZYFY)
Get up asshole and get to work because you're not section 8 and have an EBT card for groceries
Stop being a lazy shit because people depend on you
Fucking grow the fuck up and act like a fucking adult.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at October 01, 2023 10:36 PM (QLpfE)
Posted by: Archimedes
* wink *
* fingerguns *
Posted by: D. Trump at October 01, 2023 10:36 PM (DgGvY)
Just take two heaping teaspoons of sugar in water instead.
Better, drink the water without the sugar.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2023 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: nerdygirl
And voted right up until the end while she was in a coma.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
It's a miracle! Call the Vatican.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2023 10:37 PM (0Htd1)
#4: Realizing you slept through your alarm, and you were supposed to leave for work 20 minutes ago.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 01, 2023 10:37 PM (0zqNr)
I'm more worried about her car having contact with me.
Posted by: the victim at October 01, 2023 10:38 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: mikeski at October 01, 2023 10:38 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2023 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
Salt water and electrolytes instead.
And, your blood sugar bumps up when you first get up to get you going for the day, extra sugar is not helping you do anything but get fat
Posted by: Kindltot at October 01, 2023 10:40 PM (xhaym)
The chimney sweep is coming next week.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2023 10:41 PM (07iSR)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at October 01, 2023 10:41 PM (QLpfE)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 01, 2023 10:26 PM (roH4R)
===
For sarcasm, I like Paul Joseph Watson and JP Sears.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2023 10:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2023 10:41 PM (07iSR)
Darn it I knew there was something I forgot to schedule!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 01, 2023 10:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nerdygirl
And voted right up until the end while she was in a coma.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 10:17 PM (JI3sB)
How dare she interrupt my funeral!!!!!
Posted by: Almost a Zombie J.S. McCain at October 01, 2023 10:42 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Eromero
I saw Gymbag Chupacabra open for Elephant Gym at the High Dive in Gainesville in '21.
https://youtu.be/saccx5dTmKU
Posted by: mikeski at October 01, 2023 10:43 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 01, 2023 10:43 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 01, 2023 10:44 PM (0zqNr)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Like a child that's due a spanking.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2023 10:45 PM (07iSR)
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yeah it would be real tragedy lol
Posted by: 220 other little shitstains just like him, who all want his chair at October 01, 2023 10:47 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: GWB at October 01, 2023 10:49 PM (69JzL)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2023 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
You should ask for a raise, then.
Posted by: mindful webworker - comment in haste, regret at leisure at October 01, 2023 10:50 PM (ks21X)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2023 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
Ain't that a shame.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2023 10:51 PM (4I/2K)
So German soldiers can always march in the shade.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 01, 2023 10:52 PM (0zqNr)
Ummm, she didn't drive away from the argument. She took it with her, it seems.
Posted by: GWB at October 01, 2023 10:53 PM (69JzL)
Was that what the vid was? Dang. Saw it earlier, and meant to download it. Wonder if it's on rrrrrrrRUMLE?
Posted by: mindful webworker - Pat's work was too good for YouTube at October 01, 2023 10:53 PM (ks21X)
Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2023 10:54 PM (ab3AP)
Posted by: GL at October 01, 2023 10:54 PM (5fDan)
What about tar and feathers, then running them (both parties) to the Potomac on a rough rail for a good dunking. I’d accept Chesapeake Bay as a suitable alternative, if the Potomac isn’t deep enough.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 01, 2023 10:54 PM (mNmNo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2023 10:55 PM (0FoWg)
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Twitter has 550 million active users. Others use
https://nitter.net or
https://nitter.net/elonmusk
to observe.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2023 10:56 PM (07iSR)
Posted by: Eromero at October 01, 2023 10:56 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 01, 2023 10:57 PM (0zqNr)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 01, 2023 10:57 PM (3cGpq)
There's already at least one. From wikipedia:
The People's Front for Democracy and Justice (PFDJ) is the only legal party in Eritrea. Other political groups are not allowed to organize, although the unimplemented Constitution of 1997 provides for the existence of multi-party politics.
National elections have been periodically scheduled and cancelled; as of 2022, none has ever been held in the country. President Isaias Afwerki has been in office since independence in 1993.
President Isaias Afwerki has regularly expressed his disdain for what he refers to as "western-style" democracy. In a 2008 interview with Al Jazeera, for example, the president stated that "Eritrea will wait three or four decades, maybe more, before it holds elections. Who knows?"
Posted by: mikeski at October 01, 2023 10:57 PM (DgGvY)
"When can I start watering the lawn again?"
"When the drought is over and the rains return."
"But I won't need to water them then."
"Exactly."
"So then I can never water my lawn?"
"Of course you can. Just not while it's dry like this."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 01, 2023 10:59 PM (bkdJs)
Posted by: mikeski
Born in 1946 so he might not be around for many more decades.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 11:00 PM (JI3sB)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at October 01, 2023 11:01 PM (Somy5)
Posted by: PabloD at October 01, 2023 11:01 PM (4l9nD)
Posted by: Javems at October 01, 2023 11:02 PM (8I4hW)
There were a couple of reporters from the New Yorker embedded with the Ukrainian army near Bakhmut a few months ago who noted that everyone serving on the front line was from a working-class background - for some reason Ukrainians from wealthier families had found ways to stay out of the trenches.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2023 10:23 PM (2tUFv)
Or....
They have already killed off most of the 18 - 40 year olds that haven't fled the country.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2023 11:03 PM (v7jL+)
#6 will shock you!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2023 11:03 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits
I just did an "I saw X open for Y" joke. Someone else can have this one.
Posted by: mikeski at October 01, 2023 11:03 PM (DgGvY)
#6 will shock you!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo
Dumping coffee on your electric blanket?
Posted by: mikeski, literally at October 01, 2023 11:04 PM (DgGvY)
Aditya Raj Kaul
@AdityaRajKaul
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15h
Modern day ethnic cleansing in front of our eyes by Azerbaijan against Armenians. Exodus towards Armenia from Nagorno Karabakh as cars flood on the roads. And the world remains silent!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 01, 2023 11:05 PM (TGPs7)
They have already killed off most of the 18 - 40 year olds that haven't fled the country.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Their buying their way out just like all of the kids that skipped Vietnam.
A couple of weeks ago there were videos of the Uke kids partying at a pretty large pool party in Uke land.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 11:06 PM (JI3sB)
https://is.gd/g1BpiU (text)
https://is.gd/kOm5zZ (video)
Posted by: Ciampino
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2023 11:06 PM (07iSR)
Posted by: Nick Cage at October 01, 2023 11:07 PM (S6gqv)
There's already at least one. From wikipedia:
The People's Front for Democracy and Justice (PFDJ) is the only legal party in Eritrea. Other political groups are not allowed to organize, although the unimplemented Constitution of 1997 provides for the existence of multi-party politics.
National elections have been periodically scheduled and cancelled; as of 2022, none has ever been held in the country. President Isaias Afwerki has been in office since independence in 1993.
President Isaias Afwerki has regularly expressed his disdain for what he refers to as "western-style" democracy. In a 2008 interview with Al Jazeera, for example, the president stated that "Eritrea will wait three or four decades, maybe more, before it holds elections. Who knows?"
Posted by: mikeski at October 01, 2023 10:57 PM (DgGvY)
He is a smart man. If there are no elections there will not be "Precious Democracy" First World busy-bodies and holier-than-thou bums yelling on CNN and BBC that the elections were rigged. No bad press!
I think the Democrats intend to copy his method, soon as they can.
Posted by: GL at October 01, 2023 11:07 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 01, 2023 10:43 PM (3cGpq)
I didn't see the wire he supposedly touched. How did he manage to touch a live wire? When I was 8 years old, my Dad had already drilled into me that if I see a wire down, never touch it. Oh, wait...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2023 11:08 PM (v7jL+)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2023 11:08 PM (JI3sB)
Was that what the vid was? Dang. Saw it earlier, and meant to download it. Wonder if it's on rrrrrrrRUMLE?
Posted by: mindful webworker - Pat's work was too good for YouTube at October 01, 2023 10:53 PM (ks21X)
www.bitchute.com/channel/pat-condell/
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2023 11:09 PM (9D5Rc)
www.y2mate.com/youtube/dP0P3SzNk8c
Posted by: mindful webworker never forgets, just like, um, you know, the thing... at October 01, 2023 11:10 PM (ks21X)
Modern day ethnic cleansing in front of our eyes by Azerbaijan against Armenians. Exodus towards Armenia from Nagorno Karabakh as cars flood on the roads. And the world remains silent!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 01, 2023 11:05 PM
The west doesn't recognize Armenia's claim to Nagorno-Karabakh.
They are actually fairly excited that there is a possibility they can wrangle Azerbaijan into their sphere of influence against Russia by looking the other way.
The German Chancellor already met with the Azeri President to discuss oil and gas deals.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 01, 2023 11:10 PM (bkdJs)
#6 will shock you!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2023 11:03 PM (S6gqv)
Sticking a knife in an electric outlet?
Posted by: Robert *BZZT* at October 01, 2023 11:11 PM (9D5Rc)
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Are we talking actual French people here, or just supercilious Parisians. The first category are worth saving, the rest can be left to the zombies.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 01, 2023 11:11 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2023 10:54 PM (ab3AP)
The Russians have already demonstrated they can blow up foreign troops anywhere within the borders of Ukraine. Right now the entire UK Army would fit in a big football stadium. Maybe they want to be able to fit them in a moderate size basketball arena.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 01, 2023 11:11 PM (0zqNr)
Once I pee then I really get movin'.
Posted by: Robert *BZZT* at October 01, 2023 11:14 PM (9D5Rc)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Half the world thinks Nagorno-Karabakh is a place H.P. Lovecraft invented in his Cthulhu mythos stories.
Posted by: ia ia mikeski at October 01, 2023 11:14 PM (DgGvY)
Aditya Raj Kaul
@AdityaRajKaul
·
15h
Modern day ethnic cleansing in front of our eyes by Azerbaijan against Armenians. Exodus towards Armenia from Nagorno Karabakh as cars flood on the roads. And the world remains silent!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 01, 2023 11:05 PM (TGPs7)
As always, the primary consideration for First World Nations, especially the US, must be: Will getting involved and possibly intervening with military force hurt us in domestic politics?
Posted by: Susan Rice at October 01, 2023 11:14 PM (5fDan)
Mis Hum, do you get overtime when you have to work this much?
And that Chris must be quite popular.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 01, 2023 11:15 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 01, 2023 11:10 PM (bkdJs)
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I was wondering why there is so little coverage of this unfolding tragedy.
Everyone is so concerned for "migrants"...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2023 11:15 PM (RIvkX)
The British government furiously backpedaled on that idea after outraged public reaction.
The Prime Minister himself came out to announce that they weren't going to do that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2023 11:16 PM (2tUFv)
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At this point the surprise is that the White House isn't openly celebrating the slaughter of civilians.
Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2023 11:17 PM (Dnobf)
A couple of weeks ago there were videos of the Uke kids partying at a pretty large pool party in Uke land.
There are rumors that Ukraine is going to do a general mobilization, and is drawing up lists of who they are going to call up.
The political reaction should be fascinating.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2023 11:19 PM (2tUFv)
Well, i doubt we can win the next war for you guys with just four sorties so I guess you're on your own.
Fu*king dumbasses.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2023 11:19 PM (uSHSS)
Everyone is so concerned for "migrants"...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2023 11:15 PM (RIvkX)
......
*Cue Forrest Gump meme*
And just like that they didn't care about territorial integrity and internationally recognized borders.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 01, 2023 11:20 PM (bkdJs)
Posted by: ia ia mikeski at October 01, 2023 11:14 PM (DgGvY)
I think my copy of the Necronomicon was printed there.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 01, 2023 11:21 PM (0zqNr)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 01, 2023 11:11 PM (W+kMI)
===
Including the Quebecois and Cajuns
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2023 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
Fu*king dumbasses.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2023 11:19 PM (uSHSS)
We subsidized their idiocy for decades after WW2.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2023 11:21 PM (iupH6)
Turns out that switching from a pro-Russian government to a pro-Western government was a teensy mistake for Armenia.
Turns out that Russia was the entity deterring Azerbaijan from taking Nagorno-Karabakh for all these years.
Oh well, Armenians had only lived there for a couple of millennia. That's over now.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2023 11:22 PM (2tUFv)
Huh.
Y'all make that sound like a bad thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2023 11:24 PM (uSHSS)
Tom Bevan
@TomBevanRCP
Mitch McConnell met with and took money from SBF to defeat Trump aligned Senate candidates in 2022.
realclearpolitics.com
https://t.co/mAgMrensVy
Michael Lewis: Sam Bankman-Fried Donated Multi-Millions To McConnell's List Of Anti-Trump Republi...
Michael Lewis, author of the new book "Going Infinite" about disgraced FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried, told "60 Minutes" that the former finance CEO met with Senate GOP Leader Mitch McConnell ahead of...
8:12 PM · Oct 1, 2023
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 01, 2023 11:25 PM (9aVck)
An "adult" would have only offered spending bills covering things that are in fact important - the treasury, the VA, etc, and then gone home.
When you are about to be forclosed on you don't go get a Disney Minus subscription, some cocaine, and a tranny hooker. But that's what McCarthy agreed to.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2023 11:26 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2023 11:21 PM (iupH6)
But hey...all those Foreign Military Sales!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2023 11:26 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Concerns rise at the #USborder as military-age Chinese men with identical looks, tattoos, and attire draw significant attention. Former US intelligence official #DerekHarvey shares his insights, suggesting the involvement of a special CCP military unit.
https://tinyurl.com/ytcfe39n
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2023 11:27 PM (07iSR)
When someone tells you that 95% of the world population must die and must die soon you shouldn't be surprised that his regime oversees...mass death.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2023 11:27 PM (XqcwY)
Sounds all right to me.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 01, 2023 11:27 PM (mNmNo)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2023 11:26 PM (XqcwY)
You never let me have any fun.
Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2023 11:28 PM (hBRAZ)
Nice Dr. Strangelove reference....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at October 01, 2023 11:29 PM (QGaXH)
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At this point the surprise is that the White House isn't openly celebrating the slaughter of civilians.
Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2023 11:17 PM (Dnobf)
Around ten years ago, when I knew some missionaries there, it was an anxious place to be. Still on war footing, wanting Western tourist dollars, but you couldn't take pictures of monuments/architecture unless there were people in the pictures.
Posted by: pookysgirl never heard the reasoning at October 01, 2023 11:30 PM (dtlDP)
Here's an idea: a volunteer no-fly list for climate cultists. They fill out a form and they are banned from flying.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 01, 2023 11:30 PM (9yUzE)
No, you don't get it. They think YOU should be banned from flying.
As an environmentally aware enlightened people their flying is ok...but yours is bad.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2023 11:32 PM (XqcwY)
1) A Creepy Male Feminist Prof: Women are killing it now and men are failing. Men just need to do "better"
2) A Female Sex Researcher who has gotten in trouble with the feminist collective but isn't a conservative: Maybe if we just got rid of income inequality women would be more attracted to a broader range of men that they currently aren't interested in.
3) A Right leaning Evolutionary Psych: Status is kind of arbitrary...maybe we can just say things like being a stay at home dad are high status?
And...good luck will all that. Also, that first guy is banging multiple coeds a semester for grades he just oozed the "scumbag prof" vibe.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2023 11:33 PM (XqcwY)
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Begun, the clone wars have
Posted by: Slightly less old Yoda at October 01, 2023 11:34 PM (Dnobf)
The World's Greatest Deliberative Body will have a new Member named Laphonza.
Oh Sweet St. Andreas....
Posted by: Sen. Arthur Fonzarelli at October 01, 2023 11:38 PM (S+DIM)
Nothing to see.
Everything is ok.
- - Your friendly, fist-bumping Border Police
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2023 11:38 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Methos
Second look at Andrew Jackson's inauguration?
Posted by: Old Hickory at October 01, 2023 11:39 PM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2023 11:42 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2023 11:42 PM (5WZCt)
Here's an idea: a volunteer no-fly list for climate cultists. They fill out a form and they are banned from flying.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
Your flying is violence.
Our flying is Righteous Passion
Posted by: Climate Culture Club at October 01, 2023 11:42 PM (S+DIM)
These self-entitled unaware malignant twatwaffles really want re-enact World War I with nuclear weapons.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2023 11:44 PM (5WZCt)
Well, that was quick. Any California watchers have an opinion on why the process wasn't drawn out?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 01, 2023 11:44 PM (0zqNr)
“The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.”
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
He also said "The worse, the Better"
Posted by: I had to study that stuff at October 01, 2023 11:44 PM (S+DIM)
Texas Gov. Abbott makes rare NYC stop where he lauds Dems Adams, Hochul for pressuring Biden on migrant crisis
Story by Danielle Wallace • 3d
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2023 11:44 PM (07iSR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2023 11:45 PM (5WZCt)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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The war will be much shorter and no trenches.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2023 11:47 PM (07iSR)
Posted by: Anna Puma
"You're more than a Number in my Little Red Book"
https://tinyurl.com/36ev9b9z
Posted by: former Shagger at October 01, 2023 11:48 PM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2023 11:48 PM (5WZCt)
https://tinyurl.com/3u9vk9w3
Posted by: pookysgirl, meme generator at October 01, 2023 11:50 PM (dtlDP)
Nice conjunction of the moon and jupiter in the eastern sky tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 01, 2023 11:51 PM (63Dwl)
They thought that in 1914 also.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2023 11:48 PM (5WZCt)
And in 1861. A picnic outing, even.
Posted by: Manassas at October 01, 2023 11:51 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bull Run at October 01, 2023 11:53 PM (S+DIM)
Posted by: mindful webworker proportionally at October 01, 2023 11:53 PM (ks21X)
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They thought that in 1914 also.
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And in 1861. A picnic outing, even.
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of man
Godzilla!
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2023 11:54 PM (5WZCt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 01, 2023 11:55 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2023 11:55 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Former Resident of Commieland at October 01, 2023 11:55 PM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 01, 2023 11:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2023 11:58 PM (5WZCt)
Bellatrix is just above the horizon, with the rest of Orion just below. Wait a while (after local midnight) and you'll see them all to the east.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 02, 2023 12:00 AM (Mzdiz)
These self-entitled unaware malignant twatwaffles really want re-enact World War I with nuclear weapons.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2023 11:44 PM (5WZCt)
Well, Russia has scheduled nationwide nuclear attacks drills on October 3rd.
The United States has a plan for a nationwide test of an emergency notification system on October 4th.
Shit is getting real.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 02, 2023 12:03 AM (bkdJs)
An idiotic Texas woman allowed her young son to drown at a water park. She was buried in her damned phone and didn't notice the kid drowning:
https://tinyurl.com/ysmletsd
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 02, 2023 12:03 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 02, 2023 12:05 AM (5WZCt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
S'alright
Posted by: Coyote Senor Wences at October 02, 2023 12:07 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Anna Puma
And Apple and Verizon
Posted by: Not an actual lawyer, but could be at October 02, 2023 12:08 AM (S+DIM)
Fagidarity Forever!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2023 12:08 AM (v7jL+)
Shocking number of Europeans say you should only be able to fly 4 times in your life due to climate change
_________
It's been quite a few years since I've traveled in a flying machine. Not because I love Gaia but because the experience is so rebarbative that it's best avoided.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2023 12:10 AM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at October 02, 2023 12:11 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2023 12:15 AM (IEw/x)
the experience is so rebarbative that it's best avoided.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Is that when you get hit on the head with rebar?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2023 12:19 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 02, 2023 12:19 AM (5WZCt)
Last night, final pax from Hobby Airport to Island Hotel...
As usual, I asked "what do you do?" He said, he's an agent for DOJ "Three Letter Agency". Didn't say which one, didn't press him on the matter.
But he said that many people react badly, emotionally, argumentally, when he'd tell them which one.
Conversationally, I told him nothing about my background, interests, activities, associations. (you are all safe, I didn't drop a dime). Just only gave him some area history and highlights, as we drove along.
But he was a stereotype of the stereotype, for sure. Pity, I couldn't snag a photo. I'll bet he'd show up carrying a tiki-torch, or instigating J-6, or being arrested, fresh out of a U-haul, etc.
The dude's vibe though, was absolutely a cold shiver. He clearly would have no problem "just followink der orderung!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galvestno, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 02, 2023 12:20 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Is that when you get hit on the head with rebar?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
There is no learning in the second git of the rebar.
Posted by: stuff Lincoln said at October 02, 2023 12:22 AM (S+DIM)
Jim
Probably doing "research" with whores and cartel sponsors at this moment.
Posted by: not surprised at October 02, 2023 12:24 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 12:25 AM (07iSR)
'Course as good as I am at sizing people up, it's probably the opposite.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 02, 2023 12:25 AM (Bd6X8)
He had his young wife and infant along, meeting with their family at the hotel, going out on Cruise ship, today.
She was an even colder fish than he. When I asked what her occupation might be, she said she didn't want to talk.
The DOJ is cranking out Ubermenchen, don't doubt it for a minute.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 02, 2023 12:27 AM (e6UQI)
Was it the Islamic head scarf?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind at October 02, 2023 12:28 AM (S+DIM)
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Her name Peggy?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 12:30 AM (07iSR)
Posted by: I'm not paranoid, YOU'RE paranoid at October 02, 2023 12:30 AM (S+DIM)
More the way she'd smile and say, "Back to hell, demon!" at every punch line.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 02, 2023 12:30 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: recycled jokes at October 02, 2023 12:31 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 12:33 AM (07iSR)
Newsom announced that he is going to appoint a black lesbian to replace Feinstein.
Oh, and the black lesbian lives and is registered to vote in Maryland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 02, 2023 12:33 AM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Braenyard
The one legged waitress at the IHOP?
I thought her name was Eileen.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 02, 2023 12:33 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Juan Epstein at October 02, 2023 12:34 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 02, 2023 12:34 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 12:35 AM (07iSR)
Posted by: tough crowd tonite at October 02, 2023 12:35 AM (S+DIM)
Newsom announced that he is going to appoint a black lesbian to replace Feinstein.
Oh, and the black lesbian lives and is registered to vote in Maryland.
It's not like California has a representative form of government anyways.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 02, 2023 12:36 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Braenyard
not
what
I wanted
Posted by: zombie Cesar Chavez at October 02, 2023 12:37 AM (S+DIM)
https://tinyurl.com/ysmletsd
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 02, 2023 12:03 AM (Mzdiz)
What the heck was a 3-year-old doing in a 4 ft (I assume deep) pool? I'd be amazed if the lifeguards could see him at all.
Posted by: pookysgirl, volunteering for the Mama Bear Justice Squad at October 02, 2023 12:39 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at October 02, 2023 12:39 AM (hTMd7)
I am a cruel Master
Posted by: Darwin at October 02, 2023 12:40 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Feinstein's staff at October 02, 2023 12:41 AM (S+DIM)
Which, to be honest, can be true. The sound of horsepower is music to some people's ears.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 02, 2023 12:43 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden-Remus at October 02, 2023 12:44 AM (S+DIM)
We have to get real jobs now
FUCK
Posted by: Feinstein's staff at October 02, 2023 12:41 AM (S+DIM)
Just glom onto an octogenarian's staff. They won't notice. Well, the alpha dog staff might, but the Senate always needs fresh blood.... IYKWIM.
Posted by: pookysgirl would not be surprised at actual vampirism at October 02, 2023 12:45 AM (dtlDP)
_Washington Examiner
https://tinyurl.com/5bh5fv64
Had to read that a couple of times before I understood it.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 12:47 AM (07iSR)
Posted by: Mitch's Brain Clot at October 02, 2023 12:47 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Mitch's Brain Clot at October 02, 2023 12:47 AM (S+DIM)
"My Colleague(s) across the aisle . . ."
{SPIT}
Posted by: RickZ at October 02, 2023 12:50 AM (emlEe)
And took the ignition switch out, and spent hours in a struggle to re-key the lock. Finally got it working about 2 hours ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2023 12:52 AM (v7jL+)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 01:02 AM (07iSR)
And letting them have Vietnam back? Why?
Posted by: SFGoth at October 02, 2023 01:04 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Put coffee and protein powder in the water sans the sugar.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 02, 2023 01:04 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 01:07 AM (07iSR)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moro
You really never know.
Posted by: DiFi at October 02, 2023 01:08 AM (KAi1n)
When that kid grows up hopefully he'll own a Toyota 4x4.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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It will be battery powered also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2023 01:09 AM (XeU6L)
https://tinyurl.com/ysmletsd
What, you would have me believe that modern American women are disinterested in parenting? I shan't believe it.
But what I really take away from that story is that several witnesses felt the 3-year-old was unsupervised but didn't say anything to anyone until after he was dead. Mavelous.
Posted by: i'm starting to suspect casey anthony wasn't a good mom either at October 02, 2023 01:09 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 01:02 AM (07iSR)
In daytime, for sure. At night? No, they are deeply recessed in the cluster housing. The fluorescent paint or silkscreen ink used for the pointers and scales has lost nearly all its fluorescent properties in the 70-odd years since the car was built. Studebakers used the same system during the same era, and they had the same problem. It's a known issue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2023 01:10 AM (v7jL+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
You know what other German Chancellor was interested in oil from that region...?
Posted by: SFGoth at October 02, 2023 01:10 AM (KAi1n)
The "elites" are gonna show US! If we don't do what they want, they are gonna start nuclear WW3. THEN they won't lose the next election...
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 02, 2023 01:12 AM (3/XaG)
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Things that make you say, hmmmm.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 01:14 AM (07iSR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2023 01:15 AM (v7jL+)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 01:16 AM (07iSR)
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Things that make you say, hmmmm.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 01:14 AM (07iSR)
As he passed the 4th floor, he was heard to exclaim, "So Fargo, so good, oh!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2023 01:17 AM (v7jL+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
this is about me, isn't it
Posted by: Old Joe from Scranton Delaware at October 02, 2023 01:18 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2023 01:19 AM (v7jL+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
there are better ways to drill Wells
Posted by: I bet AOP can confirm at October 02, 2023 01:19 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: barbarausa at October 02, 2023 01:20 AM (enw9G)
Posted by: SFGoth
The Fuhrer produced his own gas
Posted by: VeganVolk at October 02, 2023 01:21 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: barbarausa at October 02, 2023 01:20 AM (enw9G)
If it were not for Global Warming, he'd have landed in a snow bank, and lived.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2023 01:21 AM (v7jL+)
Posted by: I bet AOP can confirm at October 02, 2023 01:19 AM (S+DIM)
Especially Dawn.
Posted by: RickZ at October 02, 2023 01:23 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: a boy has...thoughts and ...urges at October 02, 2023 01:24 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: a boy has...thoughts and ...urges at October 02, 2023 01:24 AM (S+DIM)
They thought that in 1914 also.
Posted by: Anna Puma
The only people nukes were killing in 1914 were the Curies.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 02, 2023 01:28 AM (KAi1n)
No, all of the Snow Banks have collapsed under the weight of +7% interest rates, and the added load of a run on reserves by depositors having a meltdown in the clamor for liquid assets.
The last reliable Wells Fargo agent was Gabby Hays, from a '50s Hollywood western.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 02, 2023 01:29 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Old Chicago Joke, but mayor honoring the Great State of California at October 02, 2023 01:31 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 01:31 AM (07iSR)
And depletion of the Strategic Snow Reserve
Posted by: I do not keep Prepper Snow on hand at October 02, 2023 01:33 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: I do not keep Prepper Snow on hand at October 02, 2023 01:33 AM (S+DIM)
Don't snow on my leg and tell me it's raining!
*looks up at rainy sky like a domestic turkey drowning in the stockyard*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 02, 2023 01:36 AM (e6UQI)
The last reliable Wells Fargo agent was Gabby Hays, from a '50s Hollywood western.
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Annnd, Dale Robertson enters the chat, for the second time today.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2023 01:40 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2023 01:40 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2023 01:40 AM (XeU6L)
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Annnd, Dale Robertson enters the chat, for the second time today.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I have ridden, and even Called Shotgun, if that counts.
Posted by: I needs to practice the Gabby Hayes voice, still got some teeth though at October 02, 2023 01:42 AM (S+DIM)
His recent gun-toting video, which was viewed 80.6 million times on X with 840,000 'likes' within two days, was blasted by liberals.
_Daily Mail
Musk shooting the Barrett, I think he learned publicity from Trump. [ controversy ]
https://tinyurl.com/24c492p2
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 01:46 AM (07iSR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2023 01:40 AM (XeU6L)
262 Whew.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
They say the Mountain People are men of Few Words
Posted by: Brevard is probably nice about now at October 02, 2023 01:47 AM (S+DIM)
A valiant attempt, but Larry Storch was no Gabby Hays.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 02, 2023 01:47 AM (e6UQI)
They say the Mountain People are men of Few Words
Posted by: Brevard is probably nice about now
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Yup
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2023 01:48 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 02, 2023 01:50 AM (VTm8j)
Jim
I knew Gabby Hayes, I gave him that hat, after a secret mission in the Mekong.
You Sir, are no gabby Hayes.
Posted by: Sen. Jean-Francois Kerry at October 02, 2023 01:50 AM (S+DIM)
_Daily Mail
Musk shooting the Barrett, I think he learned publicity from Trump. [ controversy ]
https://tinyurl.com/24c492p2
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 01:46 AM (07iSR)
Idiots call it a "machine gun". Looks like a semi-auto to me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2023 01:52 AM (v7jL+)
Posted by: Brevard is probably nice about now
-
Yup
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Well, Papa talks and sings.
But that'n makes me cry
Posted by: Charlene at October 02, 2023 01:54 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2023 01:59 AM (v7jL+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*sobs quietly*
Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at October 02, 2023 02:05 AM (S+DIM)
So is a Browning 1887 High Wall, or a Remington Rolling Block, in 11mm Swiss. Yeah, we're going deep back into the 19th century.
And they wonder why anti-gun legislation they write is so routinely f'd up in lawsuits and appeals.
They can't legislate against which they so clearly don't understand. And, never will.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 02, 2023 02:07 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: AOC Logic at October 02, 2023 02:09 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 02, 2023 02:11 AM (LOVUx)
I hate cooking every night, but I love cooking all at once.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 02, 2023 02:13 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail
I have no wigs for sale, lace or otherwise.
Might could use a toupee though, if you got one to lend.
Posted by: Late Nite Sous-Vide short order cook at October 02, 2023 02:15 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail
Now see?
We can cook and eat and have Nice Things.
Posted by: Blind Monk and Haiku Teacher at October 02, 2023 02:16 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 02, 2023 02:17 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 02, 2023 02:13 AM (LOVUx)
Cook once, eat eight times.
/That's why we have freezers (for now).
Posted by: RickZ at October 02, 2023 02:19 AM (emlEe)
To me, the best smell to come out of the kitchen, the most comforting, the most soul-warming, is the smell of beef bones being browned then turned into a long, slow-simmered broth. Best damn potpourri around. And the anticipation of the dish to come from that. Now I've been known to do a beef-mushroom-barley soup from that beef bone broth.
Posted by: RickZ at October 02, 2023 02:26 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Blind Monk and but in Haiku form at October 02, 2023 02:27 AM (S+DIM)
The hash indicates Good Things
Posted by: Blind Monk is mildly envious of hash at October 02, 2023 02:29 AM (S+DIM)
/That's why we have freezers (for now).
Posted by: RickZ
You have learned much, Grasshopper.
Posted by: Blind Monk of Frigidaire at October 02, 2023 02:30 AM (S+DIM)
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Her name Peggy?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 12:30 AM (07iSR)
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Wait, wasn't Peggy the name of some Russian scam artist, phone scams or something? Or satire about that?
Posted by: Ciampino -positional locational relocated location at October 02, 2023 02:32 AM (qfLjt)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2023 02:33 AM (fwDg9)
Which, to be honest, can be true. The sound of horsepower is music to some people's ears.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 02, 2023 12:43 AM (Bd6X
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The getaway driver in the Hot Rock movie.
Posted by: Ciampino - positional locational relocated location at October 02, 2023 02:36 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Aunts are not blind, we know at October 02, 2023 02:36 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 01:02 AM (07iSR)
In daytime, for sure. At night? No, they are deeply recessed in the cluster housing. The fluorescent paint or silkscreen ink used for the pointers and scales has lost nearly all its fluorescent properties in the 70-odd years since the car was built. Studebakers used the same system during the same era, and they had the same problem. It's a known issue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2023 01:10 AM (v7jL+)
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No Radium dials eh! Cheapskates!
Posted by: Ciampino - positional locational relocated locations at October 02, 2023 02:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2023 01:15 AM (v7jL+)
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Cossack cocksuckers in the Caucasus
-- now say that really fast and keep repeating it.
Posted by: Ciampino - positional locational relocated locations ok at October 02, 2023 02:44 AM (qfLjt)
I found that out on my first backseat date.
Posted by: Southern Culture on the skids even has songs about that at October 02, 2023 02:44 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
there are better ways to drill Wells
Posted by: I bet AOP can confirm at October 02, 2023 01:19 AM (S+DIM)
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Well, well, well -- the story of the three holes in the ground.
Posted by: Ciampino - Cossack cocksuckers in the Caucasus at October 02, 2023 02:47 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: one of the oldest "jokes" I know at October 02, 2023 02:48 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Bored ONT bartender at October 02, 2023 02:55 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: I would trust that man at October 02, 2023 02:57 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: tcn in AK
pls
Posted by: Blind Monk and but in Haiku form at October 02, 2023 02:27 AM (S+DIM)
Time for the Horde Cookbook V.2--the Preserving.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 02, 2023 03:00 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: JT at October 02, 2023 03:03 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at October 02, 2023 03:03 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 02, 2023 03:06 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at October 02, 2023 03:06 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 02, 2023 03:06 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 02, 2023 03:11 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 02, 2023 03:11 AM (LOVUx)
You can cook with a mandolin ?
Whoda thunk ?
Posted by: JT at October 02, 2023 03:14 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 02, 2023 03:14 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: I possess an autographed copy of v 1 at October 02, 2023 03:15 AM (S+DIM)
Whoda thunk ?
Posted by: JT at October 02, 2023 03:14 AM (T4tVD)
You gotta watch out for blisters, but, yeah.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 02, 2023 03:15 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: banjos in the kitchen again at October 02, 2023 03:17 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 02, 2023 03:17 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: RickZ at October 02, 2023 03:18 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Quality over Quantity, both are best at October 02, 2023 03:33 AM (S+DIM)
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2023 03:45 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2023
***
Nor did I. But here I is. Morning, insomniacals! Insomaniacals? Something like that. Yesterday was busy, less time to relax than usual, but I got a lot done. Aldi provided not only some good prices of food, but a hot little shopper lady who looked as if she ought to be doing her marketing in Beverly Hills. In this pesthole, it was like finding a flower-show quality rose growing at the city dump.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 02, 2023 03:57 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2023 03:45 AM (fwDg9)
Do you realize how many people would LOVE to have a job that paid them to hit things with a hammer ?
Posted by: JT at October 02, 2023 04:01 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Ciampino - Cossack cocksuckers in the Caucasus at October 02, 2023 04:01 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 02, 2023 04:21 AM (Mzdiz)
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