First-World Problems...

Heating season is upon us here in The People's Republic of New Jersey! Well, to be precise...heating+cooling season, but that's not the point.

The point is that people with steam heat need to do a bit of maintenance every year. Cleaning the burners of accumulated dust and such, making sure the exhaust damper is working, and a few other things. It's not difficult or time-consuming, and it provides a bit of confidence that the system isn't going to fail when it gets really cold.

One other thing to do is to drain the old cruddy water from the system. My boiler has a valve close to the floor, and access to it is of course a bit of a contortionist's act. But all you do is attach a hose to the valve and run it into the sump. Easy-peasy!

So what did I do for more time than I would like to admit? I carefully turned the garden hose female coupler counterclockwise onto the male end of the valve. My first thought was that I had it at the wrong angle, so I tucked up under the maze of the piping into an even more contorted and weird position. Yet even that didn't work! It finally dawned on me that I was using my weak hand at a weird angle, and yup...righty-tighty, lefty-loosy.

Yeah...Ace isn't the only one!

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM

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1 I feel your pain

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2023 02:01 PM (fwDg9)

2 Leaky taps and joints, with winter coming on... Don't remind me.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 24, 2023 02:01 PM (qPw5n)

3 Yeah...Ace isn't the only one!

Posted by: CBD

Based on prior FWPs this isn't really breaking news...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 02:03 PM (bhlvH)

4 My water problem is the house filter housing is cracked, head dripping while in basement painting yesterday. Putty crack with Flex Seal but will need to get a new one very soon.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2023 02:03 PM (fwDg9)

5

The pipes the pipes are calling.......

Posted by: safristi at September 24, 2023 02:04 PM (4N35V)

6
I thought you were gonna say how the faucet control leaked after you closed the valve. Those rubber washers don't last forever. Especially near hot chlorinated public water.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2023 02:05 PM (enJYY)

7 Sittin' in the den, watching football (my heart would bleed for Jet's fans, except, Jet's fans), watching the light, steady rain out the slider, and assessing the yard work I'm steadily falling behind on.
Consideration of indoor maintenance needs will be left for a later time.

Posted by: From about that Time at September 24, 2023 02:07 PM (4780s)

8 Speaking of FWP . . .

Tom Bevan
@TomBevanRCP
Stunning numbers among Dems in RCOR's new poll on free speech and censorship:
47% of Dems say free speech should be legal 'only under certain circumstances.
34% of Dems say Americans 'have too much freedom'
75% of Dems say government has a responsibility to censor 'hateful' social media posts
Only 31% strongly agree with the statement, "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at September 24, 2023 02:07 PM (LxYHG)

9 Yeah, but Ace does it with power tools on a ladder balancing a shelf on his head.

We are taking major construction porn here.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 24, 2023 02:08 PM (DKn0U)

10 I had to send my expensive Swiss-made wristwatch in for service. It's running slow, up to 30 seconds over 24 hours. This is unacceptable. To replace it on my wrist, I got a nice Citizen field watch. I should see my other watch returned to me by Thanksgiving. Mine is a tale of woe. O Chronos, why have you forsaken me?

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 02:08 PM (geLO8)

11 Funny you should write this. I just spent three minutes trying to screw an ear of squirrel corn onto a threaded feeder...backwards. Actually blamed the corn at one point.

Even the squirrels are better than this.

Posted by: creeper at September 24, 2023 02:09 PM (cTCuP)

12
We had a power outage yesterday. The lights came back on later and this morning I went upstairs to turn my two computers on.

Because they turned off because of an outage, each had to be restarted, then shut down, then restarted again. Took quite a while until they were both back up and running properly.

Then the power went out again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2023 02:10 PM (iYyQM)

13 Water tap problems. Luxury!

Im still getting my deck ready for the summer. I figure two more months and it will be ready.

Posted by: Lancelot_Link at September 24, 2023 02:10 PM (5xvZ1)

14 Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for Joe.

Trump +10 over Biden: Washington Post rejects latest poll from Washington Post

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at September 24, 2023 02:11 PM (LxYHG)

15 Speaking of FWP . . .

Tom Bevan
@TomBevanRCP
Stunning numbers among Dems in RCOR's new poll on free speech and censorship:
47% of Dems say free speech should be legal 'only under certain circumstances.
34% of Dems say Americans 'have too much freedom'
75% of Dems say government has a responsibility to censor 'hateful' social media posts
Only 31% strongly agree with the statement, "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at September 24, 2023 02:07 PM (LxYHG)

Send anyone who answers "Yes" to any of these to China or North Korea. They do not belong here full stop.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 24, 2023 02:11 PM (DKn0U)

16 I had to send my expensive Swiss-made wristwatch in for service.
====
When that happens to me, I just swap out my old Timex for one of my older Timexes, and then smack the slow one against the wall a few times, let it wind down, and then rewind it.
Usually works.

Posted by: From about that Time at September 24, 2023 02:11 PM (4780s)

17 Leaky taps and joints, with winter coming on... Don't remind me.

But enough about my 29 year old body.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 02:12 PM (I/Qkd)

18 But of course . . .

SHOCKER! Ibram X. Kendi blames RACISM for his antiracism center falling apart and it does NOT go well

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at September 24, 2023 02:14 PM (LxYHG)

19
I had to send my expensive Swiss-made wristwatch in for service.

_________

I only buy cheap Timex watches with hands and the only feature is a button to light the dial. The watches will be destroyed either by the dogs or working in the yard, so getting an expensive one is pointless.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2023 02:14 PM (iYyQM)

20 Heating season is upon us

Heh. Cleaned the creosote and ash out of the nooks and crannies of the wood cook stove and gave the chimney a good brushing Friday. Ready for another body and soul warming winter of enjoying being toasty warm. Wood shed is full and I am 5+ cords into next year's wood supply. Cleaning the chimney is the only difficult, slightly perilous task. I have a barn roof and the ground is about 18 feet from the lower edge. Actually used the safety line this year because Mrs. Sock insisted.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 24, 2023 02:15 PM (aCGgG)

21 female coupler

—

How dare you assume My gender.
- Non Binary Coupler

Posted by: Montec at September 24, 2023 02:15 PM (hjwEO)

22 Spent several minutes looking for the start button in my wife's car (2005 Honda) before I realized I needed to put the key in the ignition!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 24, 2023 02:15 PM (DKn0U)

23
Trump +10 over Biden: Washington Post rejects latest poll from Washington Post

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at September 24, 2023 02:11 PM

I estimate the maximum fraud they can get away with at around 5 percent. I don't think Joe and Jill should be stocking the WH with too many green bananas. If the Dems can't generate enough highly questionable but slightly 'believable' fraud to win Joe gets gone.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2023 02:15 PM (enJYY)

24 I don't understand why our gas and electric is so much, we only use heat November to March.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2023 02:15 PM (RIvkX)

25 Leaky taps and joints, with winter coming on... Don't remind me.

But enough about my 29 year old body.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 02:12 PM (I/Qkd)

I had the exact same thought.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 02:16 PM (uSHSS)

26 I liked wearing a watch long ago, even tried to get on a on-line auction a F-1 watch.
But phone in pocket tells time and anything I want to know in the world.
Hard to beat that.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2023 02:17 PM (fwDg9)

27 Critical Drinker has a new post about Bob Iger's (sort of) confession that he screwed the pooch with Disney wokeness. Per CD, it's not going to be that easy. He's got to purge the ranks, and that won't be easy, and maybe not even possible.

https://tinyurl.com/5h8dyzuw

Also, various types of compressed gas cylinders are threaded backwards. I assume some jerk long ago thought that would be funny.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 02:17 PM (I/Qkd)

28 But enough about my 29 year old body.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 02:12 PM (I/Qkd)

I had the exact same thought.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 02:16 PM (uSHSS)

To be clear, I was thinking about my 29 year old body, not yours.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 02:18 PM (uSHSS)

29 Same mentality as punch a Nazi . anyone who disagrees with them is a Nazi therefore anyone they don’t agree with is punchable.

But they’re the party of peace and tolerance and stuff .

Posted by: Montec at September 24, 2023 02:18 PM (hjwEO)

30 used the safety line this year because Mrs. Sock insisted.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Mrs. Sock is a very smart lady!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 02:19 PM (bhlvH)

31 I estimate the maximum fraud they can get away with at around 5 percent. I don't think Joe and Jill should be stocking the WH with too many green bananas. If the Dems can't generate enough highly questionable but slightly 'believable' fraud to win Joe gets gone.

Which is why Joe won't be on the ticket come election day.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 02:19 PM (I/Qkd)

32 To be clear, I was thinking about my 29 year old body, not yours.

*nervously eyes the door*

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 02:20 PM (I/Qkd)

33 I don't understand why our gas and electric is so much, we only use heat November to March.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
=====
Look for two letters after your postal code. Might be a clue there.

Posted by: From about that Time at September 24, 2023 02:21 PM (4780s)

34
I don't understand why our gas and electric is so much, we only use heat November to March.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2023 02:15 PM

During the late spring into summer months I can use a single 8,000 btu per hour AC to keep my entire house mid 70's with low humidity. During the month of January I may use 100,000 btu's per hour to get into the low 70's.

Well, I used to. Then something happened at 3 am on Election Night 2020.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2023 02:21 PM (enJYY)

35 >>>Yeah...Ace isn't the only one!

Someone is helping him with his shelf project, I hope.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2023 02:22 PM (4tUZx)

36 Mrs. Sock is a very smart lady!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Given the fact that we raised the coverage on my LI and AD&D last year, I think she actually wants to keep me around.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 24, 2023 02:22 PM (aCGgG)

37 I don't understand why our gas and electric is so much, we only use heat November to March.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I think you might want to look at the laws that have been passed in your City/county/State to find the reason for high energy costs in your area.
When you shut down the cheapest sources of power (nuc and hydro) and hobble carbon based fuels the only thing left are enviro-wienie sources.

Based on what I have seen being put into practice in California environs you're totally screwed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 02:23 PM (bhlvH)

38 27 Critical Drinker has a new post about Bob Iger's (sort of) confession that he screwed the pooch with Disney wokeness. Per CD, it's not going to be that easy. He's got to purge the ranks, and that won't be easy, and maybe not even possible.

https://tinyurl.com/5h8dyzuw

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 02:17 PM (I/Qkd)

He's great. Thanks for this link.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2023 02:23 PM (4tUZx)

39 Did not have to assemble anything today. I really need to put together a raised bed for the front yard and get the potting soil into it. I have worked too many long hours this week to care. I need more storage shelves though.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 24, 2023 02:23 PM (Ds/Wi)

40 Would you believe that I didn't learn righty-tighty, lefty-loosey until I was probably in my 40s? Worse, I learned it from a Stephen King book.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 24, 2023 02:26 PM (Mzdiz)

41 I need more storage shelves though.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 24, 2023 02:23 PM (Ds/Wi)

I read that as "moral storage shelves" after reading the previous thread.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 24, 2023 02:27 PM (Mzdiz)

42 18 But of course . . .

SHOCKER! Ibram X. Kendi blames RACISM for his antiracism center falling apart and it does NOT go well

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at September 24, 2023 02:14 PM (LxYHG)

As said many, many times in different terms - Race-hustlers lie about severe racism against themselves, along with the existence of systemic- and wide-spread racism, to make money, get attention, and gain political power.

Posted by: GL at September 24, 2023 02:27 PM (5fDan)

43 Used less electricity this year than last year and paid double.
Let's go Brandon.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 02:28 PM (woO3w)

44 I really need to put together a raised bed for the front yard and get the potting soil into it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

I have 3 very large raised planters in this place, all of them need at least 6" and one needs about 18" of soil. This doesn't count the 3 round raised beds that also need at least 8" of soil/mulch.
I haven't figured out the cubic yards; but, I really don't want to either.
And I can't plant a real garden until I get it done.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 02:29 PM (bhlvH)

45 Anticipating the probability of an actual winter I intend to have plumber install a cutoff valve with a drain port.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 02:30 PM (woO3w)

46 38 27 Critical Drinker has a new post about Bob Iger's (sort of) confession that he screwed the pooch with Disney wokeness. Per CD, it's not going to be that easy. He's got to purge the ranks, and that won't be easy, and maybe not even possible.

https://tinyurl.com/5h8dyzuw

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 02:17 PM (I/Qkd)

He's great. Thanks for this link.
Posted by: m at September 24, 2023 02:23 PM (4tUZx)

Good one! 5 minutes.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2023 02:31 PM (4tUZx)

47 Would you believe that I didn't learn righty-tighty, lefty-loosey until I was probably in my 40s?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Based on your love of okra? Why yes I can...
(In your 40s? You'll always be 29 here!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 02:31 PM (bhlvH)

48 Based on prior FWPs this isn't really breaking news...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 02:03 PM (bhlvH)

Ouch!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2023 02:32 PM (lQONO)

49 Also, various types of compressed gas cylinders are threaded backwards. I assume some jerk long ago thought that would be funny.

Posted by: Archimedes
====
This was kind of self developed by plumbers in general and then entered the safety codes. Keeps you from accidently merging the water pipes with the gas pipes. Fairly useful, overall.

Posted by: From about that Time at September 24, 2023 02:32 PM (4780s)

50 5 The pipes the pipes are calling.......
Posted by: safristi at September 24, 2023 02:04 PM (4N35V)

Ha!

Posted by: m at September 24, 2023 02:33 PM (4tUZx)

51 Spent several minutes looking for the start button in my wife's car (2005 Honda) before I realized I needed to put the key in the ignition!
Posted by: The Man from Athens

Nothing to worry about there. It's when you don't know what the key is for that you might get concerned.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 24, 2023 02:33 PM (aCGgG)

52 I love okra, but cannot blame it for my retardedness.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 24, 2023 02:33 PM (Mzdiz)

53 Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 02:08 PM (geLO

I sent my family heirloom Omega to the factory for service. Three months later it came back with the same scratched crystal. Idiots.

Of course they also forgot to charge me ($550), so I'm not complaining.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2023 02:34 PM (lQONO)

54 It was pretty and I wanted it

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 02:34 PM (geLO8)

55 11 I just spent three minutes trying to screw an ear of squirrel corn onto a threaded feeder...backwards. Actually blamed the corn at one point.
Posted by: creeper at September 24, 2023 02:09 PM (cTCuP)

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: m at September 24, 2023 02:35 PM (4tUZx)

56 Folks...

This is supposed to be a lighthearted thread. We have plenty of time to agonize over the decline of Western civilization in other threads.

There may be a 100 comment rule in the works...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2023 02:35 PM (lQONO)

57 I can't valet park because the drivers can't understand the necessity of picking up the slack in the shift lever in order to remove the key.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 02:36 PM (woO3w)

58 Folks...

This is supposed to be a lighthearted thread. We have plenty of time to agonize over the decline of Western civilization in other threads.

There may be a 100 comment rule in the works...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

The kinder, gentler CBD? Not buying it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 24, 2023 02:37 PM (aCGgG)

59 >Folks...

This is supposed to be a lighthearted thread. We have plenty of time to agonize over the decline of Western civilization in other threads.

sorry- my watch was running slow and it bums me out

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 02:37 PM (geLO8)

60 This is supposed to be a lighthearted thread. We have plenty of time to agonize over the decline of Western civilization in other threads.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Mea Culpa.
Sorry.
Be better AZ-D-M, be better.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 02:38 PM (bhlvH)

61 righty-tighty, lefty-loosy.

Not doing that right the first time is a Haiti level problem.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 24, 2023 02:39 PM (ga8qR)

62 One thing that is nice about not living in Yankee Land is no worries about that there new fangled steam heating stuff.

Don’t burn none of y’all’s asses now ya here?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2023 02:40 PM (R/m4+)

63 CBD, it's a slow thread so here's an early food video for ya. The pig version of the Visual Guide to the Cuts of Beef I posted a week or two back. (More commercials than I recall in the beef vid. Capitalism!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQhToBXidu8

At the end he says there is also a sheep cuts video.

Posted by: GL at September 24, 2023 02:41 PM (5fDan)

64 Shorter: the government even f*cks up HVAC

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2023 02:43 PM (RIvkX)

65 Alas... there wasn't enough room in the shop for current project, so had to move some things into the barn.

Now there's not enough room in the barn, to park the riding lawn mower.

Woe is me!

Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2023 02:43 PM (njWTi)

66 SHOCKER! Ibram X. Kendi blames RACISM for his antiracism center falling apart and it does NOT go well
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at September 24, 2023 02:14 PM (LxYHG)

Some people are just too stupid to be successful grifters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 02:43 PM (h7uns)

67 I need to polish my monocle

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 02:44 PM (geLO8)

68 One thing that is nice about not living in Yankee Land is no worries about that there new fangled steam heating stuff.

Don’t burn none of y’all’s asses now ya here?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Winter time highlights include sledding parties with kids and grandkids. Bonfire, chili, hot cocoa and the delightful sqeels and giggles. I wouldn't trade my four seasons for anything.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 24, 2023 02:44 PM (aCGgG)

69
Geez, half the entire states of PA and NJ have been getting hosed with the remains of 'Oh, feel ya!' all day today. It seems to have stalled over the DC area.

The swamp just got 10 feet higher.

/ best effort at lighthearted

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2023 02:45 PM (enJYY)

70 Our class room was in an outbuilding with radiator heat. Radiators on one side of the room. You could sit next to the radiator and sweat or the other side of the room and freeze your choice.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 02:45 PM (woO3w)

71 OMG these *are* the end times - worlds first motorcycle Grand Prix in India.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff, In Solidarity with The Struggle to maintain Moron standards a at September 24, 2023 02:47 PM (4AAHv)

72 I love okra, but cannot blame it for my retardedness.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 24, 2023 02:33 PM (Mzdiz)

Okra can be blamed for many things. This includes most social ills, physical ills, global warming, hemorrhoids, the decline of Western Civilization, and acne.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 02:48 PM (uSHSS)

73 Also, various types of compressed gas cylinders are threaded backwards. I assume some jerk long ago thought that would be funny.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 02:17 PM (I/Qkd)

No, it's to keep you from connecting an acetylene tank into a manifold full of high-pressure oxygen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 02:48 PM (h7uns)

74 Everything happens according to a Cultural Marxist because of race

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2023 02:48 PM (fwDg9)

75 I wouldn't trade my four seasons for anything.

Didn't mention hunting season. Just had a decent buck meander across the hillside.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 24, 2023 02:48 PM (aCGgG)

76 >OMG these *are* the end times - worlds first motorcycle Grand Prix in India.

they still have to yield to cows, right

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 02:48 PM (geLO8)

77 Here's that rain storm, looks like DC is getting wet.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8skm5h

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 02:49 PM (woO3w)

78 64 Shorter: the government even f*cks up HVAC

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2023 02:43 PM (RIvkX)

By now ya gotta wonder if FedGov will permit electric airliners to have passenger cabin heating and cooling.

PS: I denounce myself. There will not be electric airliners before the year that the peak of Mount Everest is 1000 feet lower, due to erosion.

Posted by: GL at September 24, 2023 02:50 PM (5fDan)

79 Okra can be blamed for many things. This includes most social ills, physical ills, global warming, hemorrhoids, the decline of Western Civilization, and acne.
Posted by: Diogenes

I've always thought those were the result of accountants?

* considers building a SS to analyze that possibility *

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 24, 2023 02:51 PM (aCGgG)

80
Radiators on one side of the room. You could sit next to the radiator and sweat or the other side of the room and freeze your choice.

I bought one of those electric oil-filled radiators last year. At low setting it uses 620 watts per hour, 920 watts at medium, 1500 watts on high. They're really nice if parked close to you in a cool room, even on the lowest setting. I like radiant heat.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2023 02:52 PM (enJYY)

81 Okra can be blamed for many things. This includes most social ills, physical ills, global warming, hemorrhoids, the decline of Western Civilization, and acne.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 02:48 PM (uSHSS)

Au contraire, it will cure most of your ills!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 24, 2023 02:52 PM (Mzdiz)

82 sorry- my watch was running slow and it bums me out

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 02:37 PM (geLO

No worries...that stuff is fun!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2023 02:52 PM (lQONO)

83 We have steam heat and I love it. Gas and electric went up about 15% but NYS is subsidizing the increase. I am paying less than last year.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 24, 2023 02:53 PM (Eeb9P)

84 ..I love okra, but cannot blame it for my retardedness.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 24, 2023 02:33 PM (Mzdiz) (Jump to top of page)

If that *is* a problem, (and I remain unconvinced that it is), then the problem would be in your okranium.

*runs serpentine!*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2023 02:53 PM (e6UQI)

85 My real problem is a Rescue Disc for my windows 7.
I made and Image Disc but the Rescue Disc is necessary to put the Image on my new hard drive.

I get an error message, basically, media is too fast or slow.
I've tried every remedy for the problem short of replacing the disk drive. - Windows 7 will not accept external flash or hard drive for this purpose.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 02:54 PM (woO3w)

86 News: The WEF wants to eliminate millions of cats and dogs, because they eat meat.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 02:56 PM (MeG8a)

87 Regarding that hose you attach annually to the drain valve; get/make a short (1-3') piece of garden hose with fittings on each end. Once you have attached and used it with the long garden hose, leave the short hose attached and tucked away for next year. Easy peasy!

Posted by: Coarsehair at September 24, 2023 02:56 PM (cJj8K)

88
PS: I denounce myself. There will not be electric airliners before the year that the peak of Mount Everest is 1000 feet lower, due to erosion.

Posted by: GL at September 24, 2023 02:50 PM

Something that I occasionally warn Pixy about is that Australia is gradually moving toward India and when it eventually bumps into it the Himalayas will get considerably taller. I suggested he cover his @ss and brush up on his extended warranty selling skills soon.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2023 02:58 PM (enJYY)

89 ..I love okra, but cannot blame it for my retardedness.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 24, 2023 02:33 PM (Mzdiz) (Jump to top of page)

If that *is* a problem, (and I remain unconvinced that it is), then the problem would be in your okranium.

*runs serpentine!*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2023 02:53 PM (e6UQI)
***

See your doctor if you think an Okraotomy is right for you.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 02:59 PM (uSHSS)

90 >>> it's to keep you from connecting an acetylene tank into a manifold full of high-pressure oxygen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Boom, boom, boom, boom
Hey, hey, hey, hey

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 02:59 PM (woO3w)

91 Another FWP.
I have short wide feet, which are getting wider with age.
I ordered 2 pair of shoes adding width and they're really nice, except I forgot that when you go up in width you go up in length 1/4" for every increase in width.
They look like clown shoes, nice boat moc and casual clown shoes.
And I have to pay shipping to get them back to the store.
FWP indeed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 03:00 PM (bhlvH)

92 I get an error message, basically, media is too fast or slow.
I've tried every remedy for the problem short of replacing the disk drive. - Windows 7 will not accept external flash or hard drive for this purpose.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 02:54 PM (woO3w)

Hiren's Boot Disk. Starts an instance of Linux running which enables you to make the necessary changes to your computer. Should have the commands spelled out in plain English, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 03:00 PM (fUa1N)

93 Leave a short hose stub attached to the draincock. Then you don't have to do the contortions.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2023 03:00 PM (slgIg)

94 FTR my consumer grade Citizen watch is accurate to the second

everybody has a thing
my thing is, my watch has to be accurate to the second

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:00 PM (geLO8)

95 Also, various types of compressed gas cylinders are threaded backwards. I assume some jerk long ago thought that would be funny.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 02:17 PM (I/Qkd)

AOP beat me to the specific case but more generically, regulators for flammable gases, e.g. hydrogen, are all left handed to keep you from plumbing them into bad places or using regulators that are incompatible with a particular gas.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2023 03:01 PM (/HDaX)

96 ...carefully turned the garden hose female coupler counterclockwise onto the male end...

Lets face it. Most of our FWP begin with coupling male and female parts.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 03:03 PM (uSHSS)

97 I suggested he cover his @ss and brush up on his extended warranty selling skills soon.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

I suspect Pixy doesn't appreciate the sex-change to male.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 03:03 PM (bhlvH)

98 But Trump has no path to 270!

Lol.

But seriously... the poll is an op to justify dumping biden. Nothing more.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2023 03:03 PM (slgIg)

99 ..everybody has a thing
my thing is, my watch has to be accurate to the second
Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:00 PM (geLO

DB to his Executioner: "....hey, you're three seconds la..."

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2023 03:03 PM (e6UQI)

100 >>>Hiren's Boot Disk. Starts an instance of Linux running which enables you to make the necessary changes to your computer. Should have the commands spelled out in plain English, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I understand those words but not in that order.
What necessary changes.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 03:04 PM (woO3w)

101 If Another Precinct heard from… is still around. I’m wondering where the info about Abromowucz (below) and Zelensky came from. Very interesting!!
*****

Zelensky now wants Maria Abramowicz to be an ambassador for Ukraine (she is a well known Satanist, also friends with Bill Gates). This is what we can sometimes call....a Tell. ***

Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at September 24, 2023 01:25 PM (tjZg/)

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2023 03:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

102
Lets face it. Most of our FWP begin with coupling male and female parts.
Posted by: Diogenes

Or okra.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 03:04 PM (bhlvH)

103 I bought one of those electric oil-filled radiators last year. At low setting it uses 620 watts per hour, 920 watts at medium, 1500 watts on high. They're really nice if parked close to you in a cool room, even on the lowest setting. I like radiant heat.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2023 02:52 PM (enJYY)

Damn! I hate seeing "watts per hour"! "Watts" is a time-based rate in its own right. Watts multiplied by hours gives you Watt-Hrs (or kiloWatt Hours), the quantity for which you pay on your electric bill.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 03:04 PM (fUa1N)

104 Posted by: Coarsehair at September 24, 2023 02:56 PM (cJj8K)

That is an excellent idea!

Thank you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2023 03:04 PM (lQONO)

105 NJ...the whole state is a first world problem. Its a state you can't turn around in. Don't ever miss a turn there. holy fuuk batman.

Posted by: sTevo at September 24, 2023 03:04 PM (dLiGu)

106 OK Jim had the funny
well done

you know, I once googled my name, and there was a guy with my name on death row in Arizona

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:04 PM (geLO8)

107 Pixy is a dude.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2023 03:05 PM (slgIg)

108 >>> This is supposed to be a lighthearted thread.

Let's not be fussing arguing over 'oo killed 'oo.

Posted by: fluffy at September 24, 2023 03:05 PM (86W+h)

109 Windows 7 will not accept external flash or hard drive for this purpose.

Not surprising. End-of-life for Windows 7 was in January of 2020.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 24, 2023 03:06 PM (V8he0)

110 Pixy is a dude.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Really? I thought this has been hashed out long ago and the distaff was the conclusion.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 03:07 PM (bhlvH)

111 most social ills, physical ills, global warming, hemorrhoids, the decline of Western Civilization, and acne.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 0

Can't stand Oprah.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 24, 2023 03:07 PM (VdGjU)

112 Really? I thought this has been hashed out long ago and the distaff was the conclusion.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 03:07 PM (bhlvH)

You'd better inform Pixy then.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2023 03:08 PM (/HDaX)

113 Nice picture. Reminds me of a plumber I knew years ago who claimed to have fixed Farrah's fawcett.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 03:08 PM (uSHSS)

114 hey those NASA guys successfully retrieved the asteroid sample from space

now comes the part where Lex Luthor steals it and Superman has to get it back

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:09 PM (geLO8)

115 >>>End-of-life for Windows 7 was in January of 2020.

Posted by: Notorious BFD
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Of course, Bill Gates is killing everything functionally independent.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 03:10 PM (woO3w)

116 I understand those words but not in that order.
What necessary changes.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 03:04 PM (woO3w)

Like installing the new image.

Download Hiren's Boot Disk from the Web, search by that name. It's free. Load it onto thumb drive or DVD, whichever your image is not on. Install the media into your computer, and boot it up. If computer won't boot from that device, you may have to go into BIOS and edit the boot sequence, which is quite easy; just follow on-screen commands that appear during the boot sequence.

Once computer is running on the Boot Disk, you should be able to access a menu that will tell you how to install your image file.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 03:11 PM (fUa1N)

117
Pixy is a dude.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2023 03:05 PM

No question about it. Pretty interesting dude, too. Especially how he follows the American political arena so carefully and pokes fun at it without being the slightest bit offensive.

I'm never, "How dare you!". He calls it how he sees it from half the planet away and is dead on.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2023 03:11 PM (enJYY)

118 Came across an hvac company this week named “Global Heating and Cooling” in Missouri. I hope that contractor is having fun with that name and has plenty of clients.

Posted by: Rex B at September 24, 2023 03:12 PM (Gs3JA)

119 Oh sht. It’s “Global Warming and Cooling.”

Posted by: Rex B at September 24, 2023 03:13 PM (Gs3JA)

120 He calls it how he sees it from half the planet away and is dead on.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Thanks all for the enlightenment/corrections.

I completely agree his analysis are excellent.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 03:13 PM (bhlvH)

121 >>> No question about it. Pretty interesting dude, too.

I think he could write for The Register, but he would have to dial back the sarcasm.

Posted by: fluffy at September 24, 2023 03:14 PM (86W+h)

122 I might add that Hiren's Boot Disk contains data recovery, and hard drive "repair" utilities that can sometimes fix a corrupted drive, and get it working again, if there is no physical problem with the drive, and maybe even mark and quarantine dead sectors.

Think of it as geekware, made as easy as possible for non-geeks. It has saved my bacon several times.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 03:15 PM (fUa1N)

123 We know of a kid who was named "Tsunami"

-
A Boy named Tsu.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 24, 2023 03:16 PM (FVME7)

124 My own stupid fault for not getting up at 1am and watching the Japanese Grand Prix live. Been subjected to a long break of women's soccer, now a long break of women's volleyball.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2023 03:16 PM (fwDg9)

125 Okay a funny that pokes fun at the *new* Senate Dress Code. I don't think of this as political, really!
https://is.gd/MdZKO4

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 03:16 PM (bhlvH)

126 Just had a decent buck meander across the hillside.

Out of season? Hillside Salmon then!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff, In Solidarity with The Struggle to maintain Moron standards a at September 24, 2023 03:17 PM (4AAHv)

127 >>>Once computer is running on the Boot Disk, you should be able to access a menu that will tell you how to install your image file.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Thanks

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 03:18 PM (woO3w)

128 Been subjected to a long break of women's soccer, now a long break of women's volleyball.
Posted by: Skip

Sleep through the 1st and record the 2nd.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 03:18 PM (bhlvH)

129 Well, lunch break is over. Back to the salt mines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 03:19 PM (fUa1N)

130 News: The WEF wants to eliminate millions of cats and dogs, because they eat meat.
Posted by: gourmand du jour a
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I think this is mostly 'waste' meat after everything a human would eat is used.
In other words, this is true conservation.
Fuggin' idiots.

Posted by: From about that Time at September 24, 2023 03:20 PM (4780s)

131 Okay a funny that pokes fun at the *new* Senate Dress Code. I don't think of this as political, really!

https://is.gd/MdZKO4

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 03:16 PM (bhlvH)

Those are great!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2023 03:21 PM (lQONO)

132 now comes the part where Lex Luthor steals it and Superman has to get it back
Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:09 PM (geLO

"There's a fire, sir".

Posted by: Capt. Morton at September 24, 2023 03:25 PM (/HDaX)

133 Add 4 cups of boiling water.

CAUTION: Water will be HOT!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2023 03:26 PM (slgIg)

134 Just had tab crashed here, had to get out and start over

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2023 03:28 PM (fwDg9)

135 Also, various types of compressed gas cylinders are threaded backwards. I assume some jerk long ago thought that would be funny.

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The idiots are less likely to connect them with the wrong fittings (ie NPT pipe fittings) if the they are left hand thread. They will leak gas.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 24, 2023 03:28 PM (vQvwh)

136 Just had a decent buck meander across the hillside.

Out of season? Hillside Salmon then!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty

Saving him for my niece's 14 year old son. Year three of hunting, need to get him his first buck. Mom is kinda particular about following rules.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 24, 2023 03:31 PM (aCGgG)

137 Usher has been confirmed as the headliner for the Super Bowl LVIII in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:32 PM (geLO8)

138 FWP here is the new whole house fan is installed and functional, but it's too hot to run it for the next week or so.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2023 03:33 PM (YRsIm)

139 Elvey Ay Ay Ay

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:33 PM (geLO8)

140 Raining again, and need to get stuff in truck for tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2023 03:34 PM (fwDg9)

141 how is it too hot for a fan
knowledge me

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:34 PM (geLO8)

142 130 News: The WEF wants to eliminate millions of cats and dogs, because they eat meat.
Posted by: gourmand du jour a
====
I think this is mostly 'waste' meat after everything a human would eat is used.
In other words, this is true conservation.
Fuggin' idiots.

Posted by: From about that Time at September 24, 2023 03:20 PM (4780s)

Our Betters' pets will eat meat. Meat from animals, not lab grown meat. Our pets will eat crickets.

Posted by: GL at September 24, 2023 03:34 PM (5fDan)

143 Usher has been confirmed as the headliner for the Super Bowl LVIII in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:32 PM (geLO

Heard that, who is he? I am assuming not a white country singer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2023 03:35 PM (pmmLi)

144 >Heard that, who is he? I am assuming not a white country singer

Posted by: Nevergiveup

I've heard the name, so I know he is a thing, but that's all I know

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:36 PM (geLO8)

145 Usher has been confirmed as the headliner for the Super Bowl LVIII in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:32 PM (geLO

Heard that, who is he? I am assuming not a white country singer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2023 03:35 PM (pmmLi)

He shows you your seat at the theater.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2023 03:37 PM (q4g6M)

146 FWP here is the new whole house fan is installed and functional, but it's too hot to run it for the next week or so.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Installed one of those in our 1st home in Sacramento.
We'd open all the windows about 2" and turn it on after sundown. It would pull in the cool air, flowing up the Sacramento river from the Bay and drop the temp in house enough that we'd have turn it off after an hour.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 03:37 PM (bhlvH)

147
He shows you your seat at the theater.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

With rhythm and an attitude.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 24, 2023 03:39 PM (aCGgG)

148 >He shows you your seat at the theater.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Super Bowl's got a lot of seats- he'll be working his ass off

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:39 PM (geLO8)

149 A Third World Problem comes to the First World -

https://tinyurl.com/2t2mp4v8

"Horrifying moment 14ft alligator is caught dragging human corpse down Florida canal in its MOUTH before being shot dead"

Posted by: GL at September 24, 2023 03:39 PM (5fDan)

150 DB...
The fan draws air through the house from the outside and vents it into the attic where it displaces the air in that space, forcing it out through the gable vents. If you open the windows in the bedrooms about an inch, the air flowing into the house expands and cools (relatively) and there's discernible movement of air in the entire house.

Right now though it's about 97 outside. In the evenings when the temps drop into the 70s and lower is the ideal time to run the fan.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2023 03:40 PM (YRsIm)

151 Last night was 49 degrees.Slept with window open and the fan running low. Slept like a baby.

I love the cooler weather.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, add something clever at September 24, 2023 03:43 PM (T/Lqj)

152 >>> 149 A Third World Problem comes to the First World -

https://tinyurl.com/2t2mp4v8

"Horrifying moment 14ft alligator is caught dragging human corpse down Florida canal in its MOUTH before being shot dead"
Posted by: GL at September 24, 2023 03:39 PM (5fDan)

Where was I supposed to carry it, in a backpack??

Posted by: zombie alligator at September 24, 2023 03:44 PM (llON8)

153 >Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

okay thanks

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:44 PM (geLO8)

154 I had to replace my AC system in June- the installers threw in some upgrades, improved ducting and whatnot- and my electric bill is running about $50 less a month this summer. I hope to see similar savings when the furnace starts running.

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:48 PM (geLO8)

155 OMG these *are* the end times - worlds first motorcycle Grand Prix in India.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff, In Solidarity with The Struggle to maintain Moron standards a at September 24, 2023 02:47 PM (4AAHv)

It would be racist to claim that it was attended mostly by bikers riding Hero brand knockoff Vespas, and there were no entries that didn't have at least two additional passengers and a pile of chickens

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2023 03:49 PM (xhaym)

156 We have a solar powered attic fan to exhaust air from that space and it make a big difference in the amount of time the AC runs. We keep the thermostat set at 75 during the day and 72 at night and even when it's 110 outside the AC only runs 12 hrs/day at most.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2023 03:49 PM (YRsIm)

157
Ron DeSantis runs a state where the wildlife drag human corpses down the street. Obviously not fit for top office.

Maybe something in Health and Human Resources or Transportation though.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2023 03:51 PM (enJYY)

158 >>>142 130 News: The WEF wants to eliminate millions of cats and dogs, because they eat meat.
Posted by: gourmand du jour a
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This may be Karen's trigger

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 03:51 PM (woO3w)

159 Okay a funny that pokes fun at the *new* Senate Dress Code. I don't think of this as political, really!

https://is.gd/MdZKO4

I wasn't paying close attention when I started scrolling through that page. Eventually spotted the names but I thought the name was below the pic at first. For just a moment I thought Mitt Romney was in drag.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 24, 2023 03:53 PM (Bd6X8)

160 ‘After every mass shooting, we hear a simple message, the same message heard all over the country, and I’ve been to every mass shooting,’ he told his audience.

guess who 'he' is

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:53 PM (geLO8)

161 sorry couldn't resist
just waiting for the food thread

Posted by: DB - man of leisure suits at September 24, 2023 03:54 PM (geLO8)

162 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2023 03:49 PM (YRsIm)

Which reminds me to check our attic fan.

My grandparents had a whole house fan in the attic that must have had blades 4' long. It was really intimidating to me when I was a wee lad.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2023 03:54 PM (lQONO)

163 How is that old Nazis like Soros and Schwab still draw breath and walk free?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2023 03:54 PM (YRsIm)

164 How is that old Nazis like Soros and Schwab still draw breath and walk free?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2023 03:54 PM (YRsIm)

Because God has a weird sense of humor.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2023 03:56 PM (lQONO)

165 CBD I gotta tell you about my latest attempt at Fish Veracruz. It came out perfecto!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2023 03:56 PM (YRsIm)

166 Righty righty-Lefty Loosey when you are all contorted gets difficult. The best way I have found to be sure of which way to turn the nut/coupling is the right hand rule. This works with right hand threads, which most are. If you have left hand threads, use your left hand. Point the thumb of your right hand along the axis of the fitting you want to screw to in the direction that you want the nut(or bolt) to go. The direction that your fingers curl is the correct way to turn the nut(or bolt). This makes it easy to see which way to turn in those difficult positions.

Posted by: Dino58 at September 24, 2023 03:56 PM (LVPff)

167 We called them attic fans. Before A/C attic fans were de rigueur.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 03:57 PM (woO3w)

168 "Horrifying moment 14ft alligator is caught dragging human corpse down Florida canal in its MOUTH before being shot dead"
Posted by: GL

Where was I supposed to carry it, in a backpack??
Posted by: zombie alligator

They make body bags for just this reason.

Posted by: bear with a well-stocked cave at September 24, 2023 03:59 PM (DgGvY)

169 166 >> like freshmen learning cross formulas for three axis vectors for torque ?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2023 03:59 PM (YRsIm)

170 Soros has a brother. No stories about him.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 03:59 PM (woO3w)

171 Sleeping porches. Now get off my lawn.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2023 04:01 PM (YRsIm)

172 Rings dinner 🔔

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2023 04:01 PM (fwDg9)

173 One thing I have found is that cracking the windows open in the summer when it is hot actually keeps the house from getting stuffy, and it doesn't really heat up much.
The air is much more "alive"

I have claimed it lets the hot air inside escape and I have no idea if that is anyways close to the truth.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2023 04:01 PM (xhaym)

174 FOODIE NOODIE

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2023 04:01 PM (fwDg9)

175 This is why in the First World we have apprenticeship programs for the young dorks in society.

I had a 60 year old man torch 3 cooling pumps because he would put superman torque on the outlet casting when he rotated the port. These things are engineered with a simple seal, you don't need to tighten them so tight that the plain, brass, journal bearing is grinding metal.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 24, 2023 04:08 PM (KVGVf)

176 The weather channel is credible?

Weltwoche: The media as the “fourth estate” has a serious credibility problem, not just in the US. Here, it's the same. The only national news organization in the US that scores the majority of the public's trust is, according to YouGov [May 2023], The Weather Channel.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2023 04:11 PM (slgIg)

177 What is with the Menendez's arrest? What Democrat doesn't have a few bars of Nazi gold and some underage Dominican hookers littering the slave quarters in their home?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 24, 2023 04:13 PM (CecP5)

178 News: The WEF wants to eliminate millions of cats and dogs, because they eat meat.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 02:56 PM (MeG8a)

My cat eats bugs. Can I keep her?

Meanwhile, banish cats and the rat population explodes...

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