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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (9/24/23)

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The Quotes of The Day


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You realize we’re funding the pension of their government workers and we complain about bloated government here. Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)


Quote II

‘We are going to self destruct as a civilization unless we are willing to speak the truth about the real reason for racial disparities’
Heather Mac Donald

Quote III

“And maybe Chuck Schumer, rather than changing dress code policy in, ostensibly to help him out, maybe should think about whether he’s providing the help he really should be.” Mollie Hemmingway


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The Comments of The Week


World's best Commenters show up here each and everyday.


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Not that I trust Vladimir Putin. But why can't he be interviewed by an American journalist?

Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has alleged in a recent interview that unnamed figures in Washington obstructed his attempts to interview Russian president Vladimir Putin.

“I tried to interview Vladimir Putin, and the US government stopped me,” Carlson claimed in an interview with Swiss publication Die Weltwoche published on Thursday. He also explained that he felt let down by the lack of support for his situation that he says he received from US news media.


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Are they BFFs (Butt Friends Forever)? I'm not sure. But they seem to enjoy Nazis.

Zelenskyy, Trudeau Honor Actual 3rd Reich Nazi With Standing Ovation

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelenskyy - who commands a battalion of neo-Nazis - honored an actual WWII Nazi with a standing ovation on Friday.


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A funny thing happened in the hen house. The politicians counted their chicks before their eggs hatched.

But the city’s new tax is facing lawsuits questioning its constitutionality, with the possibility that the city may have to pay those funds back after it spends them on eviction defense, income support for rent-burden seniors, rent debt assistance, and more.

Initially, proponents estimated the tax would raise about $900 million per year, but a March report from the City Administrative Office lowered that number to $672 million, The Los Angeles Times reported.

“But once the tax took effect, L.A.’s luxury market froze,” The Times reported. “Only two homes sold for more than $5 million in the month of April, and the market hasn’t quite recovered since.”

Luxury homeowners seeking to avoid the tax have either refused to sell their homes or hired tax specialists to find loopholes, The Times reported.


Rich liberals looking for loopholes? Seriously?


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No waiting here on this counter, Sir. An early Genius Award Winner this evening.

DUI driver tried to buy alcohol after crashing into North Bay store: police

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Since we are speaking about liberals: Let us take a look at "Their gun control".

Philadelphia sheriff refutes report claiming her office left 185 guns unaccounted for

Philadelphia controller recommended the firearms Rochelle Bilal's office couldn't account for be reported missing
Associated Press


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When I found this, YouTube hadn't taken it down. I hope it is still up........



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How long before the blue blood dictators take over again?

The dreaded rat lungworm—a parasite with a penchant for rats and slugs that occasionally finds itself rambling and writhing in human brains—has firmly established itself in the Southeast US and will likely continue its rapid invasion, a study published this week suggests.

The study involved small-scale surveillance of dead rats in the Atlanta zoo. Between 2019 and 2022, researchers continually turned up evidence of the worm. In all, the study identified seven out of 33 collected rats (21 percent) with evidence of a rat lungworm infection. The infected animals were spread throughout the study's time frame, all in different months, with one in 2019, three in 2021, and three in 2022, indicating sustained transmission.


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Jeez, I'm married, employed and have friends. It looks like I'm doing something correctly. Who needs an influencer?

Cleaning expert reveals why you have been washing your ARMPITS the wrong way - while sharing top tips for ensuring your underarms are healthy and hygienic

Mary Futher or Madame Sweat on TikTok has revealed how to clean your armpits
The cleaning pro shares tips and tricks to scrub yourself on the platform
She said people should lather and scrub their underarms for 30 seconds


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Slow Cooker Emporium



On this day: 24 Sep 2004
The Strat Pack: Live in Concert was held at Wembley Arena in London marking the 50th Anniversary of the Fender Stratocaster guitar. The concert featured Ronnie Wood, Joe Walsh, Gary Moore, Brian May, David Gilmour, Albert Lee, Andy Fairweather-Low, Hank Marvin and many more. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Someone failed DARE Genius Award Winner.

A 35-year-old teacher in Indiana was arrested this week after she was allegedly caught bringing meth to an event at the school, hiding the drug in her hair scrunchie during “Family Fun Night.”


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Fine dining requires fine clothing.

The Post tried eating at NYC’s finest restaurants dressed like Sen. John Fetterman — see how it went


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Darn sawdust and/or pollen in the air tonight...............


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Comments

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1 Firstish.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2023 09:53 PM (nfrXX)

2 Called 'em.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2023 09:54 PM (nfrXX)

3 Darn content!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2023 09:56 PM (hOUT3)

4 Yay National Punctuation Day ONT

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 24, 2023 09:57 PM (Bd6X8)

5 People that dump animals or abandon them are horrible. So many shelters are overflowing. It's sad

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2023 09:59 PM (WF/xn)

6 Thanks MisHum!

Girthy! There were only 2 comments when I go to the bottom and look where I am in the queue!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 10:00 PM (mWanp)

7 Good evening horde. Have a good ONT.

Posted by: TRex at September 24, 2023 10:00 PM (IQ6Gq)

8 Philadelphia sheriff refutes report claiming her office left 185 guns unaccounted for
FTA:
a follow-up to a 2020 report that found over 200 weapons were unaccounted for

So, a 7.5% improvement! They should be cheering, instead of complaining!

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 10:00 PM (M+Nrs)

9 Okay, the Horde is slow tonight or I'm a very fast reader!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 10:00 PM (mWanp)

10 6 Thanks MisHum!

Girthy! There were only 2 comments when I go to the bottom and look where I am in the queue!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 10:00 PM (mWanp)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 24, 2023 10:00 PM (aA3+G)

11 AND top 10, even after reading some ofthe content and part of a linked story. :p

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 10:01 PM (M+Nrs)

12 Look Ma! I made Comment of the Week!

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 24, 2023 10:01 PM (aBJcM)

13 G'evening

Posted by: Ciampino - Synthetic Salmon? More like Bug meat?! at September 24, 2023 10:01 PM (qfLjt)

14 They're Baaa-aaack.

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 24, 2023 10:01 PM (SYTee)

15 The dreaded rat lungworm—a parasite with a penchant for rats and slugs that occasionally finds itself rambling and writhing in human brains—has firmly established itself in the Southeast US DNC headquarters and will likely continue its rapid invasion, a study published this week suggests.

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 10:01 PM (I/Qkd)

16 Aww, what a mooving picture, MisHum.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 24, 2023 10:02 PM (Angsy)

17 How many days til Zappa Month, MisHum?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 24, 2023 10:03 PM (F+XAG)

18 So, when exactly does the Target Department Stores plan on introducing their Fall line of Fetterman Apparel?

*pours bourbon*

ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2023 10:03 PM (e6UQI)

19 Boobs!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2023 10:04 PM (xTRSc)

20 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

That photo up top is sooooo stinkin' cute!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 24, 2023 10:04 PM (Zb5iS)

21 How exactly does the guy in the last picture ambulate? I mean, it's like he's wearing leg irons.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 10:04 PM (I/Qkd)

22 17 How many days til Zappa Month, MisHum?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 24, 2023 10:03 PM (F+XAG)

What a lovely question from a lovely 'ette. There are 68 days until Zappa Month 2023.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 24, 2023 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

23 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelenskyy - who commands a battalion of neo-Nazis - honored an actual WWII Nazi with a standing ovation on Friday.

Trudeau now is claiming that he knew nothing about the guy, and the Speaker of the House of Commons is claiming that it is solely his fault for inviting the SS vet.

Which is weird, since the SS vet got a private meeting with Trudeau and Zelensky, and I don't think the Speaker of the House of Commons organizes meetings like that.

Odds are that this was organized by the odious Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland, whose grandfather edited a Ukrainian-language Nazi newspaper in Eastern Europe during the war.

When the news about Freeland's grandfather came out in 2017, she of course said that it was "a Russian disinformation campaign".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2023 10:04 PM (2tUFv)

24 I could only take so much of H and H. I got to the N.K. alliance and found I agree with him.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 10:05 PM (mWanp)

25 Lather???
Then scrub?
WTF???

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 10:05 PM (uSHSS)

26 In all, the study identified seven out of 33 collected rats (21 percent) with evidence of a rat lungworm infection. The infected animals were spread throughout the study's time frame, all in different months, with one in 2019, three in 2021, and three in 2022, indicating sustained transmission.

Man, when you can't even trust rats to observe good hygiene.....

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2023 10:05 PM (DgGvY)

27 20 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

That photo up top is sooooo stinkin' cute!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 24, 2023 10:04 PM (Zb5iS)

No. Thank you.

Glad you love tonight's kinder, gentler ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 24, 2023 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

28 Congress is a clown show. Why not let them wear big floppy shoes and funny pants?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2023 10:06 PM (XtkZj)

29 How exactly does the guy in the last picture ambulate? I mean, it's like he's wearing leg irons.
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I always think "How does he run from the cops?"

I denounce myself.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 24, 2023 10:06 PM (aBJcM)

30 How exactly does the guy in the last picture ambulate? I mean, it's like he's wearing leg irons.
Posted by: Archimedes


For exactly that reason, I was thinking "he's practicing how to walk on ice for the Minnesota winter."

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2023 10:06 PM (DgGvY)

31 “But once the tax took effect, L.A.’s luxury market froze,” The Times reported. “Only two homes sold for more than $5 million in the month of April, and the market hasn’t quite recovered since.”

Incentives. How do they work?
History. How does it work?

Posted by: TRex at September 24, 2023 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)

32 So, a 7.5% improvement! They should be cheering, instead of complaining!
Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 10:00 PM (M+Nrs)

Reading further, they found 180 of the previous 200 guns.
Controller then says "Well, you lost 76 more and you can't account for over 100 guns you confiscated from people."

And, yes, the sheriff seems to likely be a "diversity hire".

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 10:06 PM (M+Nrs)

33 This business of one COB awarding another COB the prestigious and highly lucrative "comment of the week" award will get out of control.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 24, 2023 10:07 PM (ilbfi)

34 MisHum, I don't say this enough but you're one of the top COBs around here. Top ten easily.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2023 10:07 PM (XtkZj)

35 28 Congress is a clown show. Why not let them wear big floppy shoes and funny pants?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


You forgot the requirement for big red fake noses!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2023 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

36 I hate watching interviews generally, buff I would actually watch a Hunter interview of Putin.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2023 10:08 PM (xTRSc)

37 Good evening all!! Long time, no talk!

My daughter is getting married next Saturday! Praying for good weather, so you here who have access to weather machines help us out, please! LOL

I have missed you guys!

Posted by: jmel at September 24, 2023 10:08 PM (bVhJi)

38 Look Ma! I made Comment of the Week!
Posted by: screaming in digital

Is that the laminated tissue paper membership level?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 10:08 PM (mWanp)

39 I always think "How does he run from the cops?"

I denounce myself.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 24, 2023 10:06 PM (aBJcM)

I don't be runnin'. Cops ain't gonna arrest me.

Posted by: Droopy Drawers at September 24, 2023 10:09 PM (Angsy)

40 ..Man, when you can't even trust rats to observe good hygiene.....Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2023 10:05 PM (DgGvY)

democRATS.

Vermin, in other words. Why would anyone expect otherwise?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2023 10:09 PM (e6UQI)

41 32 Reading further, they found 180 of the previous 200 guns.
Controller then says "Well, you lost 76 more and you can't account for over 100 guns you confiscated from people."

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 10:06 PM
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We could sit here all day and talk about who lost how many guns, but what good would that do?

Posted by: TRex at September 24, 2023 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)

42 Look Ma! I made Comment of the Week!
Posted by: screaming in digital


Mine was technically three comments in one box, so you win by making the list with only one comment!

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2023 10:10 PM (DgGvY)

43 This business of one COB awarding another COB the prestigious and highly lucrative "comment of the week" award will get out of control.


The whole thing stinks of nepotism. Nepotism and favoritism. And insider trading. Their three grifts are...nepotism, favoritism, and insider trading. And mutual backscratching...

I'll come in again.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 10:10 PM (I/Qkd)

44 Is that the laminated tissue paper membership level?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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No, recycled toilet paper.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 24, 2023 10:10 PM (aBJcM)

45 Any ONT containing Taj Mahal has to be good, but how am I supposed to be able to sleep tonight after hearing about the rat lungworm.

Posted by: Head Rodent at September 24, 2023 10:10 PM (83IzV)

46 Not that I trust Vladimir Putin. But why can't he be interviewed by an American journalist?

Because you'd wind up listening to him and saying "This guy makes a lot of sense."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 24, 2023 10:10 PM (1qIJE)

47 Looking at the last picture, why bother with the jeans? They won’t save you from indecent exposure or let you use the pockets.

Is he modeling the new wardrobe of male Democrat Senators? Skip the jeans, and it works for female Democrat Senators….

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 24, 2023 10:11 PM (mNmNo)

48 Thing about that dude with his pants down...
He's in the dairy department. He's looking to buy eggs and milk. This is him being normal.

*shudder*

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 10:11 PM (M+Nrs)

49 “But once the tax took effect, L.A.’s luxury market froze,” The Times reported. “Only two homes sold for more than $5 million in the month of April, and the market hasn’t quite recovered since.”

The Portland city council passed a law a few years ago saying that any new apartment building over 20 units had to include "affordable housing".

It took a couple of years to take effect, triggering off an apartment construction boom in Portland.

Then the law took effect, and almost all new apartment buildings being constructed in Portland now are 19 units or less.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2023 10:11 PM (2tUFv)

50 Wait, it's Sunday and MisHum is hosting the ONT? Who could have predicted that?

I would've been here sooner, but my cell hotspot connection is sluggish. Actually, I think AT&T deprioritizes AoS, or something, because sometimes I can't get AoS at all, but I can get pages quickly if I turn on the browser's VPN. (But I can't leave a comment because Pixy blocks that VPN IP.)

*Checks StarLink coverage map for the third time this week*

Posted by: mindful webworker - #2weeks at September 24, 2023 10:11 PM (7Y+hT)

51 Dammit!

Just taking my time, reading content, watching vids. Nineteen minutes later.....could been first.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 24, 2023 10:11 PM (us8PW)

52 Congrats, Screaming in Digital!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2023 10:12 PM (xTRSc)

53 38 Look Ma! I made Comment of the Week!
Posted by: screaming in digital

Is that the laminated tissue paper membership level?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 10:08 PM (mWanp)

If you only knew...........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 24, 2023 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

54 Loved the Mystery Click, and the Hitler rant, and the Strat Pack!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:12 PM (uKniV)

55 Mine was technically three comments in one box, so you win by making the list with only one comment!
Posted by: mikeski
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Next time, divide 'em up and you can sweep the CotW podium!

Y'know, it may have been better when no one noticed my comments. I don't know if I can handle the pressure.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 24, 2023 10:13 PM (aBJcM)

56 Because you'd wind up listening to him and saying "This guy makes a lot of sense."

The UniParty really doesn't want Americans listening to Putin dissecting trans and gay ideology.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2023 10:13 PM (2tUFv)

57 A meaningful Yom Kippur to all MOT; a good evening to everyone and thank you, MisHum.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 24, 2023 10:13 PM (GshMh)

58 Yay, nine minutes of animation. Only, um, more to go.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2023 10:13 PM (CHHv1)

59
The whole thing stinks of nepotism. Nepotism and favoritism. And insider trading. Their three grifts are...nepotism, favoritism, and insider trading. And mutual backscratching...

I'll come in again.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 10:10 PM (I/Qkd)

This world was built on nepotism! Nepotism and lots of Irish men.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2023 10:13 PM (XtkZj)

60 This business of one COB awarding another COB the prestigious and highly lucrative "comment of the week" award will get out of control.

Posted by: 2009Refugee

As there is no known limit on the number of comments get chosen for the prestigious award your fears are unfounded.
(Besides I believe MH would pour maple syrup on CBD's pancakes *and* waffles if he got the chance!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 10:13 PM (mWanp)

61 Because you'd wind up listening to him and saying "This guy makes a lot of sense."

And then you might say "Huh. If they weren't playing it straight about that, what else might they be bullsh*ting me about?" And that would be unacceptable.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2023 10:14 PM (nfrXX)

62 We could sit here all day and talk about who lost how many guns, but what good would that do?
Posted by: TRex at September 24, 2023 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)


The Hillary defense will be in play shortly:

"Well, to be fair, mistakes were made, but at this point what difference does it make?"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2023 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

63 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the United States Senate Official Dress Code.

How do we know that's not two or three midgets stacked up inside that trenchcoat, like they always do in the cartoons?

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2023 10:14 PM (DgGvY)

64 Zelenskyy, Trudeau Honor Actual 3rd Reich Nazi With Standing Ovation

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelenskyy - who commands a battalion of neo-Nazis - honored an actual WWII Nazi with a standing ovation on Friday.


The guy in question was a Uke of course. People in Europe had a lot of hard choices to make in WWII, not sure I can criticize too much for choosing the NAZIs over the Soviets BUT...before the Russian invasion of Ukraine, honoring one of these guys would get you cancelled.

Note this unit was involved in all sorts of war crimes. There is no evidence this guy committed them but there most likely wouldn't be whether he participated or not.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2023 10:14 PM (XqcwY)

65 >>When the news about Freeland's grandfather came out in 2017, she of course said that it was "a Russian disinformation campaign".''

I'm enjoying both Freeload and PM boyfriend getting wrecked over their obvious lies. It was always going to end this way. Lie down with Nazis ...

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2023 10:14 PM (ZLI7S)

66 23
Since WWII happened right after the Holodomor, I don't really blame anti-Russian Ukrainians for throwing in with the Nazis. With all their other murders, the Nazis at least hadn't starved 10 million Ukrainians to death.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 24, 2023 10:15 PM (roH4R)

67 invading new continents and territories—in addition to central nervous systems. The rat lungworm parasite was first described in Canton (Guangzhou), China, in 1935 and, for decades after, was considered limited to disease-endemic areas of the Pacific basin and Southeast Asia. But, with climate change and

...

Climate change people. It's driving the rats from China.

They never, ever show their work.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:16 PM (X7yt5)

68 Rich liberals looking for loopholes? Seriously?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


* gets knocked down *

* gets up again *

Did anyone get the license plate on that feather?

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2023 10:17 PM (DgGvY)

69 CBD sounds like he is all in on the Cloward-Piven plan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2023 10:17 PM (63Dwl)

70 >>“And maybe Chuck Schumer, rather than changing dress code policy in, ostensibly to help him out, maybe should think about whether he’s providing the help he really should be.” Mollie Hemmingway

Fetterman is a vile, disgusting grotesquery, his presence in the Senate is a constant reminder of the fallen and failed country we now inhabit.

And the sad thing, is we have so much further to fall yet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2023 10:17 PM (XV/Pl)

71 Not that I trust Vladimir Putin. But why can't he be interviewed by an American journalist?


An excellent example of just how much our media is compromised and now just a propaganda machine for the administration.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 10:18 PM (uSHSS)

72 When the news about Freeland's grandfather came out in 2017, she of course said that it was "a Russian disinformation campaign".''

One thing I always laughed about in Bond movies was that the villains were generally the offspring of NAZIs. Yeah...come on Fleming a little heavy handed aren't you there?

But then...Freeland, Schwab and Soros...

And they are all running a plot straight from a Bond novel.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2023 10:18 PM (XqcwY)

73 [i{And then you might say "Huh. If they weren't playing it straight about that, what else might they be bullsh*ting me about?" And that would be unacceptable.



The PTB lie so constantly and egregiously that I'm beginning to rethink the shape of the earth

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 24, 2023 10:18 PM (1qIJE)

74 You realize we’re funding the pension of their government workers and we complain about bloated government here. Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)

..

Tee hee!

Posted by: McCarthy, McConnell, McDaniels at September 24, 2023 10:19 PM (LccS3)

75 The dreaded rat lungworm—a parasite with a penchant for rats and slugs that occasionally finds itself rambling and writhing in human brains—has firmly established itself in the Southeast US and will likely continue its rapid invasion, a study published this week suggests.

Get. More. Ivermectin.

Posted by: I M Simpleton at September 24, 2023 10:19 PM (cwq7b)

76 Irish men evolved two legs so that they could push a wheelbarrow.

Posted by: Serial Offender at September 24, 2023 10:20 PM (83IzV)

77 Since WWII happened right after the Holodomor, I don't really blame anti-Russian Ukrainians for throwing in with the Nazis. With all their other murders, the Nazis at least hadn't starved 10 million Ukrainians to death.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 24, 2023 10:15 PM (roH4R)

It was probably a less-worse option than joining up with the Russians, if that was even possible. But the guy is not a hero, and should not be honored for what was a pragmatic decision, as in: "what will keep me alive the longest?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:20 PM (uKniV)

78 Climate change people. It's driving the rats from China.

They never, ever show their work.
Posted by: TexasDan

Climate change people are bringing the rats from China.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 24, 2023 10:20 PM (mNmNo)

79 Not that I trust Vladimir Putin. But why can't he be interviewed by an American journalist?

Back during the WoT the FNM told us incessantly that we should always be willing to talk to our enemies.

Of course by talk they meant "stop fighting them and start giving them money".

Now Putin isn't killing any Americans (well outside of American mercs) and...talking with him isn't allowed?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2023 10:20 PM (XqcwY)

80 Reading further, they found 180 of the previous 200 guns.
Controller then says "Well, you lost 76 more and you can't account for over 100 guns you confiscated from people."

...

Plus the notion that they even found the 180 is laughable.

Did the controller actually see these guns and verify serial numbers?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:21 PM (X7yt5)

81 It was probably a less-worse option than joining up with the Russians, if that was even possible. But the guy is not a hero, and should not be honored for what was a pragmatic decision, as in: "what will keep me alive the longest?"

Another part in all this as well - the Uke -German units did fight against the Soviets, but they also fought against...the Poles often massacring them.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2023 10:21 PM (XqcwY)

82 Climate change people are bringing the rats from China.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Climate change people carry the parasite.
They don't need no stinkin' rats.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 10:22 PM (mWanp)

83 One thing I always laughed about in Bond movies was that the villains were generally the offspring of NAZIs. Yeah...come on Fleming a little heavy handed aren't you there?

But then...Freeland, Schwab and Soros...

And they are all running a plot straight from a Bond novel.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2023 10:18 PM (XqcwY)

Well, Soviet spies, and counterspies, i.e. SMERSH, were indeed villains in several Bond novels.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:22 PM (uKniV)

84 And we move ever closer to the abyss...

The New York Times:

U.S. Army Hospital in Germany Is Treating Americans Hurt Fighting in Ukraine

The Army’s Landstuhl Regional Medical Center has quietly started admitting Ukrainian Army soldiers who were wounded in combat, most of them American volunteers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2023 10:22 PM (2tUFv)

85 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the United States Senate Official Dress Code.


Schumer couldn't order one of his flunkys to always have a clip-on tie ready to put on the Fetterman Special Needs Child whenever he is going to enter the Senate Chamber? Along with a blazer to put on him? There must be something more going on with FetterLump than a supposed inability to wear Senate Standard Uniform.

Posted by: GL at September 24, 2023 10:22 PM (5fDan)

86 Get. More. Ivermectin.
Posted by: I M Simpleton at September 24, 2023 10:19 PM (cwq7b)

...

The article is cheery in that regard. Apparently nothing we have kills them, and some things just make your body's immune response worse some how--i suppose extra swelling in the brain might not be the greatest fun.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:23 PM (X7yt5)

87 That Hitler talking to Kamala rant was terrific! She is beyond stupid and vapid. Lord, help us...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 24, 2023 10:23 PM (Zb5iS)

88 How hard can it be to interview somebody? Don't Russians have ZOOM?

Posted by: He Asked Questionly at September 24, 2023 10:24 PM (83IzV)

89 I am now going to set my hair on fire

How is rat lungworm treated?
There’s no specific treatment for a rat lungworm infection. It usually goes away on its own. Treatments a provider might suggest at home or give you in the hospital include:

Pain relievers.
Anti-nausea medications.
Intravenous (IV) fluids.
Sedatives.
Corticosteroids.
Prevention
Can you prevent rat lungworm?
The best ways to prevent or reduce your risk of rat lungworm include:

Thoroughly cooking snails, crabs and shrimp before eating.
Thoroughly washing or cooking vegetables and checking them for slugs and snails before eating.
Avoiding eating raw vegetables in areas where rat lungworm is common.
Outlook / Prognosis
What can I expect if I have a rat lungworm infection?
Most people with a rat lungworm infection, even those with meningitis, make a full recovery. You may have symptoms on and off for weeks or months as the parasites cause inflammation and die. If your symptoms are severe, you may need treatment in a hospital.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2023 10:24 PM (xhaym)

90 the Uke -German units did fight against the Soviets, but they also fought against...the Poles often massacring them.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2023 10:21 PM (XqcwY)

...

I think Poles also got press-ganged by the Germans to fight against us.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:24 PM (X7yt5)

91 I prefer the freedom of no neckties, please.

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at September 24, 2023 10:24 PM (SYTee)

92 >>But then...Freeland, Schwab and Soros...

Before working in Trudeau's disastrous government Freehand was a paid hack on MSNBC. She's shockingly stupid/

We are being governed by some of the dumbest, most corrupt people on the planet.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2023 10:25 PM (ZLI7S)

93 But then...Freeland, Schwab and Soros...

I fully expect the WEF to soon start rehabilitating the Nazi regime, reminding people that the Nazis did a lot of good things. along with the unspecified bad things.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2023 10:25 PM (2tUFv)

94 The article is cheery in that regard. Apparently nothing we have kills them, and some things just make your body's immune response worse some how--i suppose extra swelling in the brain might not be the greatest fun.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:23 PM (X7yt5)

Did not read the link, but it would not surprise me to learn that they suppressed any evidence that Ivermectin kills the rat lungworm. Pfizer will be developing an mRNA vaxx for it, soon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:25 PM (uKniV)

95 Luxury homeowners seeking to avoid the tax have either refused to sell their homes or hired tax specialists to find loopholes, The Times reported.

Never saw that coming.

Posted by: LA Govt. Tards at September 24, 2023 10:26 PM (0Htd1)

96 >>Not that I trust Vladimir Putin. But why can't he be interviewed by an American journalist?

It's probably a good thing that Carlson was prevented from getting that interview.

How's the saying go, The Intelligence can get you six ways to Sunday.

Beside, Megyn Kelly already interviewed Vlad, Tucker doesn't look like a sloppy seconds kind of guy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2023 10:26 PM (XV/Pl)

97 But then...Freeland, Schwab and Soros...

I fully expect the WEF to soon start rehabilitating the Nazi regime, reminding people that the Nazis did a lot of good things. along with the unspecified bad things.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2023 10:25 PM (2tUFv)

What was the headline? Despite it's flaws...something about communism putting women to work or whatever.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:26 PM (X7yt5)

98 When I hit the link for the comments 2 windows pop up. The comments and another window, sometimes it's empty, sometimes it had weird stuff on it about rat lungworm.
I suppose it's nothing...
(ha ha ha ha ha...)

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 10:26 PM (MeG8a)

99 The Army’s Landstuhl Regional Medical Center has quietly started admitting Ukrainian Army soldiers who were wounded in combat, most of them American volunteers.

Remember when a group of contractors in Iraq were killed and burned by the Jihadis (I think in that order) and the left's response was to left and say hey, "Mercs deserve it..."

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2023 10:26 PM (XqcwY)

100 67 invading new continents and territories—in addition to central nervous systems. The rat lungworm parasite was first described in Canton (Guangzhou), China, in 1935 and, for decades after, was considered limited to disease-endemic areas of the Pacific basin and Southeast Asia. But, with climate change and

...

Climate change people. It's driving the rats from China.

They never, ever show their work.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:16 PM (X7yt5)


Rat parasites, murder hornets, Burmese pythons, and more evil creatures are simply following the example of illegals and coming to the land of easy pickings.

Posted by: GL at September 24, 2023 10:27 PM (5fDan)

101 Did not read the link, but it would not surprise me to learn that they suppressed any evidence that Ivermectin kills the rat lungworm. Pfizer will be developing an mRNA vaxx for it, soon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:25 PM (uKniV)

...

We'll be told it kills the parasite in rats, but not in us.

You going to take rat medicine, dullard?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:27 PM (X7yt5)

102 I fully expect the WEF to soon start rehabilitating the Nazi regime, reminding people that the Nazis did a lot of good things. along with the unspecified bad things.

Some people did some things

Posted by: What kids will be taught about NAZIs in the future at September 24, 2023 10:27 PM (XqcwY)

103 Gubment don't want Puntine speaking straight to the American people. Paul Harvey's dead, ain't no rest of the story.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 10:28 PM (ZgB9e)

104 DUI driver tried to buy alcohol after crashing into North Bay store: police

He probably wanted to have something to drink while he sat in a jail cell overnight.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2023 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

105 Another part in all this as well - the Uke -German units did fight against the Soviets, but they also fought against...the Poles often massacring them.

Along with mass executions of Jews, of course.

I don't have a lot of patience for excuses for people who voluntarily chose to join the SS.

They knew perfectly well what they were signing up for.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2023 10:28 PM (2tUFv)

106 Some people did some things
Posted by: What kids will be taught about NAZIs in the future/i]

A timeless classic!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2023 10:28 PM (hOUT3)

107 >>> No waiting here on this counter, Sir. An early Genius Award Winner this evening.
DUI driver tried to buy alcohol after crashing into North Bay store: police

If he had been successful in purchasing the alcohol, it would have been a smart move. He could stat slamming it down as soon as he bought it and then claim he didn't get drunuk until after the crash. No DUI.

But I guess they saw him coming.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 24, 2023 10:28 PM (klJTj)

108 Schumer couldn't order one of his flunkys to always have a clip-on tie ready to put on the Fetterman Special Needs Child whenever he is going to enter the Senate Chamber? Along with a blazer to put on him? There must be something more going on with FetterLump than a supposed inability to wear Senate Standard Uniform.
Posted by: GL at September 24, 2023 10:22 PM (5fDan)


I suspect Fetterman has sensory issues since his stroke and is unable to bear constricting clothing

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2023 10:28 PM (xhaym)

109 I don't want to scare anyone but it says they found rat lungworm in The Barrel.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:29 PM (X7yt5)

110 > Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has alleged in a recent interview that unnamed figures in Washington obstructed his attempts to interview Russian president Vladimir Putin.
_________

His mistake... that's way to common with the nominal right, is to let everyone know what you intend to do. He's beginning to show some serious signs of stupidity.

A lesson... never, ever let your enemy know what you intend to do. I would have thought that lesson would be fairly common knowledge by now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2023 10:29 PM (Q4IgG)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2023 10:29 PM (hOUT3)

112 I suspect Fetterman has sensory issues since his stroke and is unable to bear constricting clothing
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2023 10:28 PM (xhaym)

But it predates his stroke. This was always his getup.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:29 PM (X7yt5)

113 I think Fetterman has never had the manual dexterity to button a jacket.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:30 PM (X7yt5)

114 I wonder if one of the fiendish tortures down in the Nazi Wing of Hell is watching all the Hitler parody videos on YouTube.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 24, 2023 10:30 PM (F+XAG)

115 Police and guns, Genius Awards category: A couple of years ago I read of a Chicago cop who obviously planted a throwdown gun on a suspect, as one does. Only problem was the throwdown had been previously logged into the police evidence locker...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 24, 2023 10:30 PM (QS/Jn)

116 What was the headline? Despite its flaws...something about communism putting women to work or whatever.

Women had better orgasms under Communism.

An actual New York Times article.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2023 10:31 PM (2tUFv)

117 If he had been successful in purchasing the alcohol, it would have been a smart move. He could stat slamming it down as soon as he bought it and then claim he didn't get drunuk until after the crash. No DUI.

But I guess they saw him coming.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 24, 2023 10:28 PM (klJTj)

Surely the inability to make a purchase didn't eliminate that option.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:31 PM (X7yt5)

118 If I were a speculative person, I would guess that Fettermans need to dress like a broke hood rat is another manifestation of his depression. If he could appear in underwear and a bathrobe he would. Apparently he has been standing in the Senate chamber doorway to vote until Schumer made this ridiculous concession.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 24, 2023 10:31 PM (9IewC)

119 @108

>>I suspect Fetterman has sensory issues since his stroke and is unable to bear constricting clothing

Nah, he's always dressed like a schlub, it's his shtick, down with the struggle and all.

Hey, it's not like the people of PA give two sh*ts, they "voted" the guy in and if he maintains a pulse, he'll be the Senator as long as he wants.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2023 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)

120 I have it on good authority that the best thing for Rat lungworm is scotch. Particularly single malt highland scotch.

Research continues.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 10:31 PM (uSHSS)

121 "There’s no specific treatment for a rat lungworm infection."

See? Ivermectin is a broad-spectrum anti-parasitic. It's not specifically for rat lungworm, but there is no reason to think that it would be totally ineffective.

They don't want you using it, because it might be effective. Then you might get the idea it's effective for other novel diseases.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:32 PM (uKniV)

122 I suspect Fetterman has sensory issues since his stroke and is unable to bear constricting clothing
Posted by: Kindltot

But it predates his stroke. This was always his getup.
Posted by: TexasDan

Agree.
I'd like to know who asked for the change?
Lurch himself or one of the squad?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 10:32 PM (mWanp)

123 one of the squad?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Dumb! The squad is in the house!
It would have to be Mitch!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 10:33 PM (mWanp)

124 I have it on good authority that the best thing for Rat lungworm is scotch. Particularly single malt highland scotch.

Research continues.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 10:31 PM (uSHSS)

Absinthe is a good bet too.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:33 PM (X7yt5)

125 Mary Futher or Madame Sweat on TikTok has revealed how to clean your armpits
The cleaning pro shares tips and tricks to scrub yourself on the platform
She said people should lather and scrub their underarms for 30 seconds


not gonna check urban dictionary. wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at September 24, 2023 10:33 PM (edU/H)

126 @110

>>A lesson... never, ever let your enemy know what you intend to do. I would have thought that lesson would be fairly common knowledge by now.

Tucker Carlson is under constant governmental surveillance.

So it's not like he can hid his actions.

Probably has minders and spotters on his tail 24/7/365, watching, waiting, planning and plotting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2023 10:33 PM (XV/Pl)

127 Kamala talks like that because that is how her staff members have to explain things to her when they are describing space, or AI. I'm guessing they hire her staff members from a pool of kindergarten teachers in order to find people who communicate to her level.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2023 10:33 PM (0Htd1)

128 Can't they make some sort of pinstripe suit onesie for the Fettergolem?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 24, 2023 10:34 PM (F+XAG)

129 I suspect Fetterman has sensory issues since his stroke and is unable to bear constricting clothing

Perhaps he could get the nude Russian free diver to swim with him, just like she does with the Beluga whales who don't like the feel of fabric or neoprene.

It's worth a shot.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 10:34 PM (I/Qkd)

130 21 How exactly does the guy in the last picture ambulate? I mean, it's like he's wearing leg irons.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 10:04 PM (I/Qkd)

Here he is. Anatomy of an urban thug:

https://tinyurl.com/2r9bzwun



Posted by: javems at September 24, 2023 10:34 PM (8I4hW)

131 "I think Fetterman has never had the manual dexterity to button a jacket.
Posted by: TexasDan"
**************
The dude had never had the manual dexterity to hold a real job.

Posted by: Cosda at September 24, 2023 10:34 PM (cWNZx)

132 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 10:34 PM (TeTpz)

133 fetterman is way downstream from all the other progressive excrement we are living in. perhaps a dipstick reading, if you will.

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 24, 2023 10:35 PM (9f0ty)

134 110
'that's way to common with the nominal right, is to let everyone know what you intend to do.'

That's a good point. Why cooperate at all with the leftists. As if they would give similar consideration.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 24, 2023 10:35 PM (roH4R)

135 It may not be obvious, but the last pic is *not* actually a man with his pants around his knees. In reality it's two midgets with one riding on the shoulders of the other.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 10:35 PM (TeTpz)

136 Can't they make some sort of pinstripe suit onesie for the Fettergolem?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 24, 2023 10:34 PM (F+XAG)

...

Exactly.

You can wear a suit or this mumu with "I'm with stupid" and an arrow pointing up.

Those two choices.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:36 PM (X7yt5)

137 Here he is. Anatomy of an urban thug:

https://tinyurl.com/2r9bzwun



Posted by: javems at September 24, 2023 10:34 PM (8I4hW)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:36 PM (uKniV)

138 Here he is. Anatomy of an urban thug:

https://tinyurl.com/2r9bzwun


It's evolution in real time. Or devolution. Whatever works.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 10:37 PM (I/Qkd)

139 Perhaps he could get the nude Russian free diver to swim with him, just like she does with the Beluga whales who don't like the feel of fabric or neoprene.

It's worth a shot.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 10:34 PM (I/Qkd)'

Always wondered why Beluga whales don't wear wetsuits, what with the cold and all.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:37 PM (X7yt5)

140 The dude had never had the manual dexterity to hold a real job.
Posted by: Cosda at September 24, 2023 10:34 PM (cWNZx)

If I had Manuel dexterity, I'd be President of Mexico.

Posted by: Festerman at September 24, 2023 10:37 PM (uKniV)

141 118 If I were a speculative person, I would guess that Fettermans need to dress like a broke hood rat is another manifestation of his depression. If he could appear in underwear and a bathrobe he would. Apparently he has been standing in the Senate chamber doorway to vote until Schumer made this ridiculous concession.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 24, 2023 10:31 PM (9IewC)


Maybe this is a test-run by the Democrats to get a sense of whether the rubes will be OK with Decrepit Joe in a wheel chair.

Posted by: GL at September 24, 2023 10:39 PM (5fDan)

142 Schumer couldn't order one of his flunkys to always have a clip-on tie ready to put on the Fetterman Special Needs Child whenever he is going to enter the Senate Chamber? Along with a blazer to put on him? There must be something more going on with FetterLump than a supposed inability to wear Senate Standard Uniform.

Posted by: GL at September 24, 2023 10:22 PM (5fDan)

The Senate (and House) "standard uniform" ought to be a powdered wig, red and white striped breeches with white stockings, and a blue long coat with white facings. They should also wear shackles on each wrist to remind them they are the liveried servants. They should also be housed in a D boarding house and a R boarding house outside the capital. They can be carted in for each session and carted out at the end. They claim to be servants, let them look like servants.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 24, 2023 10:39 PM (Angsy)

143 33 This business of one COB awarding another COB the prestigious and highly lucrative "comment of the week" award will get out of control.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 24, 2023 10:07 PM (ilbfi)

Is it a circle jerk if it's just two COBS? Dutch rudder?

Posted by: Or just a handy? at September 24, 2023 10:40 PM (lR6tR)

144 That calf looks like a Brahman.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 10:40 PM (llON8)

145 The Senate (and House) "standard uniform" ought to be a powdered wig, red and white striped breeches with white stockings, and a blue long coat with white facings. They should also wear shackles on each wrist to remind them they are the liveried servants. They should also be housed in a D boarding house and a R boarding house outside the capital. They can be carted in for each session and carted out at the end. They claim to be servants, let them look like servants.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 24, 2023 10:39 PM (Angsy)

Orange coveralls would work, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:41 PM (uKniV)

146 141 118 If I were a speculative person, I would guess that Fettermans need to dress like a broke hood rat is another manifestation of his depression. If he could appear in underwear and a bathrobe he would. Apparently he has been standing in the Senate chamber doorway to vote until Schumer made this ridiculous concession.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 24, 2023 10:31 PM (9IewC)


Maybe this is a test-run by the Democrats to get a sense of whether the rubes will be OK with Decrepit Joe in a wheel chair.
Posted by: GL at September 24, 2023 10:39 PM (5fDan)

Who among us wouldn't prefer to go everywhere in their underwear and a bathrobe?

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 10:41 PM (TeTpz)

147 The head of the New Democratic Party in Canada now has said that he didn't know who they were applauding in Parliament, and apologized.

A number of Jewish organizations in Canada have denounced the invite to the SS vet.

Nothing from the ADL yet, unsurprisingly.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2023 10:41 PM (2tUFv)

148 That calf looks like a Brahman.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 10:40 PM (llON

It will work in a call center, when it grows up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:41 PM (uKniV)

149 the Nazis at least hadn't starved 10 million Ukrainians to death.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 24, 2023 10:15 PM (roH4R)

Yet. The missing word there is "yet."

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 10:42 PM (M+Nrs)

150 I think their standard uniform should be a Ronald McDonald outfit. With the hair.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2023 10:44 PM (S6gqv)

151 I see people walking around in pajamas and flip flops all the time. Even at airports.
It is, of course, totally inappropriate...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 10:44 PM (MeG8a)

152 A 35-year-old teacher in Indiana was arrested this week after she was allegedly caught bringing meth to an event at the school, hiding the drug in her hair scrunchie during “Family Fun Night.”

The cynic in me thinks that the union will find some way where she either doesn't lose her job, or gets it back.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2023 10:45 PM (0Htd1)

153 I see people walking around in pajamas and flip flops all the time. Even at airports.
It is, of course, totally inappropriate...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 10:44 PM (MeG8a)

Unless they are also wearing coolie hats, and toting AK-47's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:45 PM (uKniV)

154 That calf looks like a Brahman.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 10:40 PM (llON

It will work in a call center, when it grows up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:41 PM (uKniV)


No.
It'll own the call center. Workers will be sudra.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2023 10:46 PM (uSHSS)

155 I see people walking around in pajamas and flip flops all the time. Even at airports.
It is, of course, totally inappropriate...
Posted by: gourmand du jour

But, but, but, it's okay in Senate! Why not everywhere?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 10:46 PM (mWanp)

156 >>Tucker Carlson is under constant governmental surveillance.

>>So it's not like he can hid his actions.


Yet he still says whatever he wants to say.

Just because we have a corrupt, totalitarian government it doesn't mean they are good at their jobs. Pretty much the opposite.

Has anyone noticed we know exactly what they are doing?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2023 10:46 PM (ZLI7S)

157 Orange coveralls would work, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:41 PM (uKniV)

I think mine is more humiliating. Imagine walking around like that and being seen on tv.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 24, 2023 10:46 PM (Angsy)

158 Arnold Kling: The Strategy of Dating Short Men
Why don't more women use it?

https://tinyurl.com/3tbabbd8

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 10:47 PM (TeTpz)

159 >>> 148 That calf looks like a Brahman.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 10:40 PM (llON

It will work in a call center, when it grows up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:41 PM (uKniV)

Its name will be "Sam".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 10:47 PM (llON8)

160 The Army’s Landstuhl Regional Medical Center has quietly started admitting Ukrainian Army soldiers who were wounded in combat, most of them American volunteers.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2023 10:22 PM (2tUFv)

I'm going to say GOOD! I'm glad to see individuals actually putting their body where their mouth is. If they feel that strongly about Ukraine, then go and help them fight.

It's %1,000 better than haranguing our gov't to send Americans involuntarily to fight in someone else's war.

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 10:47 PM (M+Nrs)

161 There are approximately 20 quadrillion ants on earth, prolific on all continents except Antarctica. Hardly seems fair-it's right in the name.

Posted by: Been Bugging Me at September 24, 2023 10:47 PM (83IzV)

162 There was even a time I drove downtown when driving wife and mother downtown SF and guys were just walking around totally naked.
Mother stayed home after that...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 10:47 PM (MeG8a)

163 144 That calf looks like a Brahman.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 10:40 PM (llON

-----------

Correction: That would be a mansierre.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 24, 2023 10:47 PM (bQKgA)

164 The Senate (and House) "standard uniform" ought to be a powdered wig, red and white striped breeches with white stockings, and a blue long coat with white facings. They should also wear shackles on each wrist to remind them they are the liveried servants. They should also be housed in a D boarding house and a R boarding house outside the capital. They can be carted in for each session and carted out at the end. They claim to be servants, let them look like servants.

Seriously, would you trust that lot with the silver?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 10:48 PM (I/Qkd)

165 Has anyone noticed we know exactly what they are doing?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2023 10:46 PM (ZLI7S)

And if you notice they know we know and they don't give two shits.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 10:48 PM (TeTpz)

166 I see people walking around in pajamas and flip flops all the time. Even at airports.
It is, of course, totally inappropriate...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 10:44 PM (MeG8a)

...

We need to make air travel great again.

The security check should be to name the US presidents in order, plus business formal attire, including socks.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:48 PM (X7yt5)

167 There was even a time I drove downtown when driving wife and mother downtown SF and guys were just walking around totally naked.
Mother stayed home after that...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 10:47 PM (MeG8a)

'Fess up. You took her down there on Folsom Street Fair day, didn't you?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 24, 2023 10:49 PM (Angsy)

168 the Nazis at least hadn't starved 10 million Ukrainians to death

In WWII, 1.65 million people from the Ukrainian SSR died fighting with the Red Army, along with 5.2 million civilians (about a million of whom were Jews).

Total deaths were about 16.3% of the prewar population.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2023 10:49 PM (2tUFv)

169 Yeah, Mis.Hum! Taj Mahal...
Nice find...thanks!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2023 10:49 PM (/qOGf)

170 162
'downtown SF and guys were just walking around totally naked.'

City government and police could stop hat in a day...if they wanted to.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 24, 2023 10:49 PM (roH4R)

171 Regarding the mastiff and the Great dane that were rescued. I believe that lazy, ignorant people gravitate toward extreme breeds of dogs. I had a friend who had adopted a Great Dane from a rescue group. When the dog was turned in it was malnourished. The original owner said that he didn't realize it would eat so much.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2023 10:49 PM (0Htd1)

172 128 Can't they make some sort of pinstripe suit onesie for the Fettergolem?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 24, 2023 10:34 PM (F+XAG)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 24, 2023 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

173 The security check should be to name the US presidents in order, plus business formal attire, including socks.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:48 PM (X7yt5)

Wait wait wait...white socks or black socks?

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 10:50 PM (TeTpz)

174 Arnold Kling had a strange hobby...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, totally not Syd Barret at September 24, 2023 10:50 PM (T/Lqj)

175 @156

>>Yet he still says whatever he wants to say.

He's still inside of a box of the Deep States creation.

His reach may be potentially bigger but it's more diffuse, less focused and largely buried in a sea of stray voltage.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2023 10:50 PM (XV/Pl)

176 Seriously, would you trust that lot with the silver?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 10:48 PM (I/Qkd)

Silver?! They can use plastic like the rest of us.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 24, 2023 10:50 PM (Angsy)

177 155 I see people walking around in pajamas and flip flops all the time. Even at airports.
It is, of course, totally inappropriate...
Posted by: gourmand du jour

But, but, but, it's okay in Senate! Why not everywhere?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 10:46 PM (mWanp)


Do Senate Rules require a Senator to have a pulse and a forehead temperature above room level to vote? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: DiFi's Top Aide at September 24, 2023 10:50 PM (5fDan)

178 A 35-year-old teacher in Indiana was arrested this week after she was allegedly caught bringing meth to an event at the school, hiding the drug in her hair scrunchie during “Family Fun Night.”

The cynic in me thinks that the union will find some way where she either doesn't lose her job, or gets it back.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2023 10:45 PM (0Htd1)

Not to point fingers but are we sure she wasn't a recent white house visitor too?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 24, 2023 10:51 PM (X7yt5)

179 Now the party's over, I'm so tired
Then I see you coming, out of nowhere
Much communication, in a motion
Without conversation, or a notion

Avalon

When the samba takes you, out of nowhere
With the background fading, out of focus
Yes the picture's changing, every moment
And your destination, you don't know it

Avalon

Roxy Music - Avalon

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 24, 2023 10:51 PM (TGPs7)

180 >>>Has anyone noticed we know exactly what they are doing?
Posted by: JackStraw at
-----

NSA Bob knows. They know that 30% of the adult population knows. But that's no where near the tipping point.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 10:52 PM (ZgB9e)

181 The security check should be to name the US presidents in order, plus business formal attire, including socks.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:48 PM (X7yt5)

Wait wait wait...white socks or black socks?
Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 10:50 PM (TeTpz)

So long as I don't see bare ankles with dress shoes and highwater pants.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:52 PM (X7yt5)

182 158 Arnold Kling: The Strategy of Dating Short Men
Why don't more women use it?

https://tinyurl.com/3tbabbd8

Via Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 10:47 PM (TeTpz)

The new thing is that men under 6 feet tall are worthless and should kill themselves. Thus saith the thots on the street. And on TikTok.

Posted by: Seriously, at September 24, 2023 10:52 PM (lR6tR)

183 Oh, yes, there was an immediate response to people walking around starkers.
The City Council legislated that you had to carry a towel to sit on, if you were to sit. Otherwise you could transmit the monkeypox.
That, my friends, is a responsive local government.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 10:52 PM (MeG8a)

184 The City Council legislated that you had to carry a towel to sit on, if you were to sit. Otherwise you could transmit the monkeypox.
That, my friends, is a responsive local government.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 10:52 PM (MeG8a)

If the towel were small enough, you could fold it and carry it in your pocket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:54 PM (uKniV)

185 Oh, yes, there was an immediate response to people walking around starkers.
The City Council legislated that you had to carry a towel to sit on, if you were to sit. Otherwise you could transmit the monkeypox.
That, my friends, is a responsive local government.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 10:52 PM (MeG8a)

Uh. Did they make them keep track of the butt side and the non-butt side?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:54 PM (X7yt5)

186 The security check should be to name the US presidents in order

Is there an Animaniacs song I could learn for that? If not, never mind, I'll drive.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2023 10:54 PM (nfrXX)

187 The new thing is that men under 6 feet tall are worthless and should kill themselves. Thus saith the thots on the street. And on TikTok.

I sort of understand "I'd like a man 3in or more taller then me because I want him to be taller if I wear heels." and...men are on the average about 3in taller.

But...the internet is full of 5 ft women demanding a 6ft man...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2023 10:55 PM (XqcwY)

188 183
'That, my friends, is a responsive local government.'

That is a government that forces their citizens to live in an insane asylum.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 24, 2023 10:55 PM (roH4R)

189 The City Council legislated that you had to carry a towel to sit on, if you were to sit. Otherwise you could transmit the monkeypox.
That, my friends, is a responsive local government.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 10:52 PM (MeG8a)

If the towel were small enough, you could fold it and carry it in your pocket.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 10:54 PM (uKniV)

I'm thinking of the ol' rag gas cap, and now I'm wishing I hadn't.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:55 PM (X7yt5)

190 Uh. Did they make them keep track of the butt side and the non-butt side?

*considers making disgusting skid mark joke, but thinks better of it*

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 10:55 PM (I/Qkd)

191 >>And if you notice they know we know and they don't give two shits.

Of course they do. That's what they have been trying to control speech for the last few years. 50 intelligence agents agree.

The course we are on can't go on. Tyranny never has. The only questions are when and how?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2023 10:56 PM (ZLI7S)

192 Is there an Animaniacs song I could learn for that? If not, never mind, I'll drive.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2023 10:54 PM (nfrXX)

...

Schoolhouse rock should have done this, but it would only get us to Carter *spit*

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:56 PM (X7yt5)

193
But...the internet is full of 5 ft women demanding a 6ft man...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2023 10:55 PM (XqcwY)

5 ft, homely, and 185 pounds to boot. It's...weird.

Posted by: Seriously, how in the hell did we get here. at September 24, 2023 10:57 PM (lR6tR)

194 Here is Fetterman showing off his diggs when he was the mayor of a small town in PA. It's a couple of minuets long.

https://tinyurl.com/4ycxt7sd

Posted by: javems at September 24, 2023 10:57 PM (8I4hW)

195 But...the internet is full of 5 ft women demanding a 6ft man...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2023 10:55 PM (XqcwY)

Silly womenses. A five footer needs a ten foot man. That way she doesn't have to kneel........

Posted by: Anonymous, For Safety Reasons at September 24, 2023 10:57 PM (Angsy)

196 130 Here he is. Anatomy of an urban thug:

https://tinyurl.com/2r9bzwun


had a japanese exchange student in high school that was built like that.

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at September 24, 2023 10:57 PM (edU/H)

197 But...the internet is full of 5 ft women demanding a 6ft man...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2023 10:55 PM (XqcwY)

...

I think guys are probably guilty of having kept track of women's measurements first.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2023 10:57 PM (X7yt5)

198 The question is; Which fork in the road?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 10:58 PM (ZgB9e)

199 88 183
'That, my friends, is a responsive local government.'

That is a government that forces their citizens to live in an insane asylum.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 24, 2023 10:55 PM (roH4R)

And San Francisco used to be such a nice town!

Posted by: Before the hippies and homos took over anyway at September 24, 2023 10:59 PM (lR6tR)

200 191

'The only questions are when and how?'

They better have a plan for 300 million guns. If fed sponsored terror doesn't work, they're in big trouble.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 24, 2023 10:59 PM (roH4R)

201 You all think I'm lying?
You can look it up.
This is Gavin Newsom's San Francisco.
Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco.
Talk about your opposition research...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 10:59 PM (MeG8a)

202 5 ft, homely, and 185 pounds to boot. It's...weird.

"If you're five foot three and three hunnert pounds..."

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2023 10:59 PM (nfrXX)

203 194 Here is Fetterman showing off his diggs when he was the mayor of a small town in PA. It's a couple of minuets long

you just waltzed right through that pun, didn't you?

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at September 24, 2023 11:00 PM (edU/H)

204 Today's fun Tinder fact:

Men swipe right on 60% of women, women swipe right on 4.5% of men.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2023 11:01 PM (2tUFv)

205 The security check should be to name the US presidents in order

Is there an Animaniacs song I could learn for that? If not, never mind, I'll drive.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2023 10:54 PM (nfrXX)

https://youtu.be/oc3xTj3g9QQ?feature=shared

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 11:01 PM (TeTpz)

206 @187

>>But...the internet is full of 5 ft women demanding a 6ft man...

If we're talking 6ft in bare feet or with footwear, I can put on a pair of Red Wings with an aggressive heel, and can pose as a 6fter.

I've never really had any hangup over my height, In fact I don't think I have ever had my height commented on one way or another.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2023 11:02 PM (XV/Pl)

207 Here is Fetterman showing off his diggs when he was the mayor of a small town in PA. It's a couple of minuets long.

https://tinyurl.com/4ycxt7sd

Posted by: javems at September 24, 2023 10:57 PM (8I4hW)

Nice apartment for a guy who's never held an honest job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 11:02 PM (uKniV)

208 Maybe I have a screw loose, but walking around naked has never been on my wish list, and now in my dotage, bucket list.

Posted by: Happy Harry at September 24, 2023 11:03 PM (83IzV)

209 202 5 ft, homely, and 185 pounds to boot. It's...weird.

"If you're five foot three and three hunnert pounds..."
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2023 10:59 PM (nfrXX)

Mmm...fudge rounds...

Posted by: Swiss cake rolls are better though at September 24, 2023 11:03 PM (lR6tR)

210
But...the internet is full of 5 ft women demanding a 6ft man...
Posted by: 18-1


Every gal's cray 'bout a six foot man.

Posted by: Zed Zed Top at September 24, 2023 11:04 PM (63Dwl)

211 I want to nominate Turkish volleyball player Zehra Gunes,
in all her 6-6 glory, as official Sports Babe of the ONT...

https://www.instagram.com/zehragnss18trr/

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 24, 2023 11:04 PM (TGPs7)

212 Here is Fetterman showing off his diggs when he was the mayor of a small town in PA. It's a couple of minuets long.

https://tinyurl.com/4ycxt7sd

Posted by: javems at September 24, 2023 10:57 PM (8I4hW)

Nice apartment for a guy who's never held an honest job.


Now let's take a peek at Bernie Sanders' house...s.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 24, 2023 11:04 PM (Bd6X8)

213 ...was arrested this week after she was allegedly caught...

So was she caught or not? It is still a question about her being arrested?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 24, 2023 11:04 PM (p8A+W)

214 BTW, Newsom is trying like the very devil to backoff some of the more perverse laws he helped enact, now that he is running.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 24, 2023 11:05 PM (MeG8a)

215 https://youtu.be/oc3xTj3g9QQ?feature=shared

Pack my bags, Ma! We're going to Hawaii!

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2023 11:06 PM (nfrXX)

216
Now let's take a peek at Bernie Sanders' house...s.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 24, 2023 11:04 PM (Bd6X

Dachas.

Posted by: It's GOOD to be an apparatchik! at September 24, 2023 11:06 PM (lR6tR)

217 211

It's all fun and games until she spikes your ball.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 24, 2023 11:07 PM (roH4R)

218 My faith in the stupidity of the average American was strengthened tonight. Saw an ad posted on Facebook tonight by a childhood friend for a holiday bus trip from my little podunk town I grew up in to go to NYC for a weekend in Dec to shop and sightsee. One bus is sold out next bus taking reservations.people will be on their own when they arrive, no guides or prearranged accommodation. I guess the illegals and gangsters have not made it to Times Square.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 24, 2023 11:07 PM (BmXeX)

219 BTW, Newsom is trying like the very devil to backoff some of the more perverse laws he helped enact, now that he is running.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Failure theater. They have a super majority and can override every single thing he doesn't sign off on.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 11:07 PM (mWanp)

220 "Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the United States Senate Official Dress Code."


The belt gap is caused by systemic racism.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2023 11:08 PM (PTDkx)

221 Got 24% of Rufus downloaded, tried to download Hiren's Boot Disc but it was unresponsive.

I found the sys repair disc for 7 It took a couple of weeks then it was there. Sometimes if one misspells in a search engine the results are better.

Now all I have to do is learn how to unpack those iso images.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 11:09 PM (ZgB9e)

222 Failure theater. They have a super majority and can override every single thing he doesn't sign off on.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 11:07 PM (mWanp)


If Biden collapses, then they will have to find a way to nobble Kennedy

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2023 11:09 PM (xhaym)

223 bUt tRUmp Can"T BeaT Biden!

>>Trump edges out Biden 51-42 in head-to-head matchup: POLL

Edges by 9 frigging points in a Democrat poll.

https://tinyurl.com/5273wtpr

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2023 11:10 PM (ZLI7S)

224 Howdy all,
we are suffering enjoying our new pup, had him a week and he's now 9 weeks of piss and vinegar. But so much fun.

At my uncle's suggestion (he's a vet) we've named him Flash, here's the punchline, the pup is a Gordon Setter. Anyone heard of the breed? Jules had been looking for several yrs.

Posted by: Farmer at September 24, 2023 11:11 PM (55Qr6)

225 Who among us wouldn't prefer to go everywhere in their underwear and a bathrobe?
Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 10:41 PM (TeTpz)

What's the point of the underwear?

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 11:11 PM (M+Nrs)

226 My faith in the stupidity of the average American was strengthened tonight.

That reminds me. I heard an ad on the radio today. On a country station, no less.

gillette.com

Go ahead. See what "the best a man can get" is.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2023 11:11 PM (nfrXX)

227 If Biden collapses, then they will have to find a way to nobble Kennedy
Posted by: Kindltot

Remember Epstein?
Maybe duck hunting with Chaney?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 11:11 PM (mWanp)

228 221 Got 24% of Rufus downloaded, tried to download Hiren's Boot Disc but it was unresponsive.

Aw hell, I have to download 100% of Rufus from the bar every weekend. Put him in the gotdamn wheelbarrow and take his drunk ass home to his wife. He gets Hiren's boot in the ass most times. That's the bouncer.

Posted by: Rufus' good buddy Cletus at September 24, 2023 11:12 PM (lR6tR)

229 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at September 24, 2023 11:13 PM (IEw/x)

230 There must be something more going on with FetterLump than a supposed inability to wear Senate Standard Uniform.
Posted by: GL
-----------------------
Well yes. He's a fraud. Even before the stroke, he was , at best, average. A spoiled rich kid in over his head. Arrogant and ambitious, became mayor of a sad, depressed, steel town near Pittsburgh. Cosplayed blue collar man and ran for Senate. Won because the GOP in PA is garbage. He was never some great statesman. Just an ambitious leftist hack, now with a broken brain. In the Before Times, he'd still be living in his rich parents basement. Now, He's just a Dem vote in the Senate chambers. The only reason he's being propped up.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 24, 2023 11:13 PM (sAmhv)

231 Totally off topic...
Sitting outside on a fine autumn evening.
Opened a nice cold can of beer.
Stung on the tongue by a crazy-ass yellow jacket that apparently immediately decided to dive bomb the beer.
I now talk like Elmer Fudd.
Good grief....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2023 11:13 PM (/qOGf)

232 Throwing a bunch of random things in a pile...

commies are anti-hygiene. We joke about unbathed hippies but - they don't want toilets that work, or washing machines that work, or poo-free streets, or....

The Impact of Vaccines on Mortality Decline Since 1900 - According to Published Science
https://tinyurl.com/mrydbefd
In which it is claimed that massive declines in various diseases happened well before the development of the respective vaccines to address those diseases, and coincided with massive improvements in overall personal hygiene.

1/2

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 11:13 PM (llON8)

233
a holiday bus trip from my little podunk town I grew up in to go to NYC for a weekend in Dec to shop and sightsee.

Are they looking for a miracle on 34th street?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2023 11:14 PM (63Dwl)

234 Rotational grazing or "regenerative farming" aims, amongst other things, to limit parasite load by moving critters out of the poo-fertilized pasture before the parasite eggs can hatch and begin the infection cycle anew. (Plus, do *you* want to give all those cows a bath?)

Ivermectin is a vermicide (and an antiviral, and apparently something of an anti-inflammatory drug too).

So, maybe our doctors' and sorcerers' pharmacists' focus on germ theory wasn't *wrong* but possibly somewhat *insufficient*?

2/2

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 11:14 PM (llON8)

235
Stung on the tongue by a crazy-ass yellow jacket that apparently immediately decided to dive bomb the beer.
I now talk like Elmer Fudd.
Good grief....
Posted by: COMountainMarie


Kill the wasp
Kill the wasp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2023 11:15 PM (63Dwl)

236 @223

>>Edges by 9 frigging points in a Democrat poll.

Well, if a toilet doesn't back up in Atlanta and a couple hundred thousand magic ballots don't appear out of thin air, he'll win in a landslide, like he did in 2020.

Lets hope he wins this time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2023 11:15 PM (XV/Pl)

237 What's the point of the underwear?
Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 11:11 PM (M+Nrs)


In my case, it is to ensure my bodily safety while riding escalators

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2023 11:17 PM (xhaym)

238 I have it on good authority that the best thing for Rat lungworm is scotch. Particularly single malt highland scotch.
Research continues.
Posted by: Diogenes

Absinthe is a good bet too.
Posted by: TexasDan


The worm in the mezcal bottle is dead. Q.E.D.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2023 11:18 PM (DgGvY)

239 Who among us wouldn't prefer to go everywhere in their underwear and a bathrobe?
Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 10:41 PM (TeTpz)

What's the point of the underwear?
Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 11:11 PM (M+Nrs)

Fix'd.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 11:18 PM (TeTpz)

240 Well, work continues apace on the Hotrod Ford. Got the hybridized steering column installed today, and the shortened and reworked linkage rod installed to connect the column shift to the transmission. I can shift the full range from "Park" to "low" without any hangups.

While I was under the dash, I removed the radio, which was literally hung there on scraps of house wire. It is an actual era-appropriate Ford radio, made by Canadian Marconi Company, with a big "Ford" logo pressed into the steel box. Since the radio is six volt, and the car will become a twelve volt car, I won't be using it, but it will go on the curiosity shelf.

And I took the vacuum wiper motor out, and tore it apart, and gutted it. Now the shaft with the linkage arms turns freely. It will go back in the car to act as a pivot or bell crank for the wiper linkage, and I will add an electric motor somewhere with a link to reciprocate the linkage off that pivot. There is plenty of room under there!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 11:18 PM (uKniV)

241 I now talk like Elmer Fudd.
Good grief....
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Ouch. I'm *not* going to even try to feel your pain!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 11:19 PM (mWanp)

242 They've caught a man at one of his speeches with two guns and mail intent. But no SS for him.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 11:19 PM (ZgB9e)

243 Lots of flashing and rumbling here, but not much rain.

Yet.

I hope...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 11:19 PM (llON8)

244 Sitting on a park bench. Eyeing little girls with mail intent.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2023 11:20 PM (63Dwl)

245 171 Regarding the mastiff and the Great dane that were rescued. I believe that lazy, ignorant people gravitate toward extreme breeds of dogs. I had a friend who had adopted a Great Dane from a rescue group. When the dog was turned in it was malnourished. The original owner said that he didn't realize it would eat so much.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2023 10:49 PM (0Htd1)

Good breeders of giant breeds discuss the requirements, both time and monetary, that these dogs require. They don't sell them to people who don't comprehend the responsibility. But there are too many lazy, crappy breeders out there who want to make a buck on "wow" dogs, resulting in poor/sick offspring, often with behavior problems. People can't handle that and dump them. It's absolutely sickening.

Posted by: Moki at September 24, 2023 11:20 PM (JrN/x)

246 random grammar funny here. One of the old people commercials pushing some diabetes pill. "Not for people who have Type1 diabetes or children."

I keep thinking. "and why would having children make this drug wrong for you?" They wouldn't have even needed an extra word to get it right. Not for children or people with type1 diabetes.

English isn't so hard that people who get jobs in ad agencies should be given a pass on knowing enough basic grammar to avoid things like that.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 24, 2023 11:21 PM (3cGpq)

247 Totally off topic...
Sitting outside on a fine autumn evening.
Opened a nice cold can of beer.
Stung on the tongue by a crazy-ass yellow jacket that apparently immediately decided to dive bomb the beer.
I now talk like Elmer Fudd.
Good grief....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2023 11:13 PM (/qOGf)

Very curious how a yellowjacket got your tongue.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 11:21 PM (TeTpz)

248 COMountainMarie, if you can take it, I suggest benedryl for stings. Especially on the tongue where the ammonia based treatments are not suggested.
Get it on the sting site, it may take the swelling down.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2023 11:22 PM (xhaym)

249 ...Lots of flashing and rumbling here, but not much rain. Yet. I hope...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 11:19 PM (llON



So, you're looking forward to the Republican National Convention in '24, then?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2023 11:22 PM (e6UQI)

250 >>> There is plenty of room under there!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 20
------

Not in this world. Did you keep the iron shift rod?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 11:23 PM (ZgB9e)

251 Since the radio is six volt, and the car will become a twelve volt car, I won't be using it, but it will go on the curiosity shelf.

Couple of capacitors, LM7806, and a heatsink might allow you to keep that radio in the truck, if it doesn't draw more than about one amp.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 24, 2023 11:23 PM (Bd6X8)

252 235

🤣

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2023 11:24 PM (/qOGf)

253 >>> 249
==
So, you're looking forward to the Republican National Convention in '24, then?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2023 11:22 PM (e6UQI)

No way do I want to see any flashing *there*, let alone the DNC festival...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 11:24 PM (llON8)

254 Would it be possible to run the 6V radio in a 12 V system using some kind of rectifier? My VW Bus is converted to 12 V, but the wiper motor is 6V. A rectifier switch allows me to use the 6V motor, and it's variable speed, rather than the original's one speed.

Posted by: Air-cooled Al at September 24, 2023 11:24 PM (83IzV)

255 @240

>>Got the hybridized steering column installed today, and the shortened and reworked linkage rod installed to connect the column shift to the transmission. I can shift the full range from "Park" to "low" without any hangups.

** Looks over at new Moog upper and lower ball joints and tie rod link for Colorado that need to be installed and says to himself, maybe next weekend.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2023 11:25 PM (XV/Pl)

256 Not in this world. Did you keep the iron shift rod?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 11:23 PM (ZgB9e)

I cut a piece off the end of the '49 shift rod to extend the one from the '74 van, which gave me the engine, transmission, and shift linkage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 11:25 PM (uKniV)

257 So...
That last pic...
Does anyone suppose that there is anyone who finds that attractive?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2023 11:26 PM (/qOGf)

258 Good night horde.
Heal well COMM.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2023 11:27 PM (mWanp)

259 >>> 257 So...
That last pic...
Does anyone suppose that there is anyone who finds that attractive?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2023 11:26 PM (/qOGf)

"There's a lid for every pot" ... ?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 11:27 PM (llON8)

260 Does anyone suppose that there is anyone who finds that attractive?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2023 11:26 PM (/qOGf)

Depends. Is he over six feet?

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 11:27 PM (TeTpz)

261 Couple of capacitors, LM7806, and a heatsink might allow you to keep that radio in the truck, if it doesn't draw more than about one amp.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 24, 2023 11:23 PM (Bd6X

It's a car, not a truck, and six-volt tube radios pull at least 5 amps. Much easier to put a modern stereo in there. With a USB port to play my choice in tunes off a thumb drive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 11:28 PM (uKniV)

262 If anyone is interested the Hollyweird writers and studios struck a deal.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 11:30 PM (TeTpz)

263 It's a couple of minuets long.

Posted by: javems at September 24, 2023 10:57 PM (8I4hW)

So... at least 8-10 minutes?

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 11:30 PM (M+Nrs)

264 So...
That last pic...
Does anyone suppose that there is anyone who finds that attractive?!


It's long been rumored that wearing your pants low like that is how prison inmates signal that they're available as prostitutes.

Which means someone will find that attractive, but probably not who the subject of the pic would like.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 24, 2023 11:30 PM (Bd6X8)

265 248 Kindlot
I took a benadryl, but I didn't think about putting it on my tongue.
Anyway, the pain is gone, just gotta wait for the swelling to go away.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2023 11:30 PM (/qOGf)

266 Hey I’m here!
Couldn’t stop laughing at that vax cartoon and was going to copy to send it to someone but then realized anyone I could send it to is probably here.

Posted by: Sharon(willows apprentice ) at September 24, 2023 11:30 PM (t/2Uw)

267 During transition time between 6 & 12 volt some people would put a screw in the middle of the 12 volt battery to get 6.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 11:32 PM (ZgB9e)

268 Anyway, the pain is gone, just gotta wait for the swelling to go away.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2023 11:30 PM (/qOGf)

Hey there, petty lady. It's been a long time.

Posted by: Rocky Road Smothered In Chocolate Syrup at September 24, 2023 11:33 PM (TeTpz)

269
If anyone is interested the Hollyweird writers and studios struck a deal.
Posted by: Robert


Aw shucks. I was hoping they could keep it going.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2023 11:33 PM (63Dwl)

270 Benedryl is for the swelling and the eventual itching which is an allergic reaction.

I used to try baking soda on bee stings but it never worked no matter how many times it worked. This summer I got nailed by a bald-faced hornet on my upper eyelid, and I think the benedryl goo from the gel-cap kept me from looking like Quasimodo

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2023 11:33 PM (xhaym)

271 There's a lid for every pot" ... ?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I think”There’s an ass for every seat” probably more apt.

Posted by: Sharon(willows apprentice ) at September 24, 2023 11:33 PM (t/2Uw)

272 Would it be possible to run the 6V radio in a 12 V system using some kind of rectifier? My VW Bus is converted to 12 V, but the wiper motor is 6V. A rectifier switch allows me to use the 6V motor, and it's variable speed, rather than the original's one speed.
Posted by: Air-cooled Al at September 24, 2023 11:24 PM (83IzV)

Some radios used in VW's were 6/12 volts; could be used either way by removing a small plug and inserting it the other way.

If it were important to me to keep the old tube radio, I could rewire it for 12 volts pretty easily. But it's not the radio the car shipped with, just a "will-fit", from some other Ford. And the car is not going to be a restoration, just a "patina hot rod", so a modern radio is not an issue. Or no radio at all. I have an old 8-track player. Should put that in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 11:34 PM (uKniV)

273 Can't they make some sort of pinstripe suit onesie for the Fettergolem?
Posted by: All Hail Eris


At least make him wear one of those black t-shirts with the tuxedo shirt and bow tie printed on the front.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2023 11:34 PM (DgGvY)

274 258

Thanks AZ.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2023 11:34 PM (/qOGf)

275 >>> 271 There's a lid for every pot" ... ?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I think”There’s an ass for every seat” probably more apt.
Posted by: Sharon(willows apprentice ) at September 24, 2023 11:33 PM (t/2Uw)

LOL

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 11:35 PM (llON8)

276 . . . no matter how many times I tried . . .

editing is hard

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2023 11:35 PM (xhaym)

277 A nut for every bolt?

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 11:35 PM (TeTpz)

278 During transition time between 6 & 12 volt some people would put a screw in the middle of the 12 volt battery to get 6.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 11:32 PM (ZgB9e)

Yeah, you could do that on the old "tar-top" batteries where the intercell connectors were readily visible. I have done it, back in the day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 11:36 PM (uKniV)

279
I used to try baking soda on bee stings but it never worked no matter how many times it worked.

Huh?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2023 11:37 PM (63Dwl)

280 268

Howdy!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2023 11:37 PM (/qOGf)

281 Oh

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2023 11:37 PM (63Dwl)

282 I’m back.

Boobs!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2023 11:37 PM (xTRSc)

283 Last pic...
"Yeah Ma, I did my back stretches and my leg scruntches".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2023 11:37 PM (ynpvh)

284 Speaker mounted flush in the rear shelf reflects sound off the glass very good.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 11:38 PM (ZgB9e)

285 My world crumbles when you are not near


https://tinyurl.com/m3zjddze

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2023 11:38 PM (ZLI7S)

286 >>> 282 I’m back.

Boobs!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2023 11:37 PM (xTRSc)

Hey!

If you don't mind me being nosy, when are those interviews (plural, right?) this week?? Maybe some HordePrayers could be sent your way.

(It was you what mentioned that, I think...)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 11:39 PM (llON8)

287 He could start slamming it down as soon as he bought it and then claim he didn't get drunk until after the crash. No DUI

You'll still get arrested for DUI. When you go to trial you most likely will have to take the stand to make the claim that you weren't drunk but just decided that getting drunk after the crash and before the police showed up was a good idea. The jury will not believe you. The judge will be upset that you wasted everyone's time and give you the max.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 24, 2023 11:39 PM (xttsV)

288 284 No shelving talk on the blog. It’s bad luck.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2023 11:40 PM (xTRSc)

289 Would Trump even let him in the country?

Sprinter
@Sprinter99800

Zelensky's tour of the United States ended in scandal. A member of his security service got drunk, began demanding that Americans shout “glory to Ukraine” in the bar, and started fighting

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 24, 2023 11:42 PM (TGPs7)

290 So... at least 8-10 minutes?

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 11:30 PM (M+Nrs)

I'll pretend I did that on purpose.

Posted by: javems at September 24, 2023 11:42 PM (8I4hW)

291 >>> 289 Would Trump even let him in the country?

Sprinter
@Sprinter99800

Zelensky's tour of the United States ended in scandal. A member of his security service got drunk, began demanding that Americans shout "glory to Ukraine" in the bar, and started fighting
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 24, 2023 11:42 PM (TGPs7)

At least he didn't start breakdancing, drop his sidearm and then have a ND trying to pick it up.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 11:43 PM (llON8)

292 "Not for people who have Type1 diabetes or children."

Posted by: PaleRider at September 24, 2023 11:21 PM (3cGpq)

I was wondering what "Type1 children" are.

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 11:43 PM (M+Nrs)

293 Cherry and apple make nice shelving. Some mahogany is lovely too, but only squares use oak...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 24, 2023 11:44 PM (TGPs7)

294 >>> 292 "Not for people who have Type1 diabetes or children."

Posted by: PaleRider at September 24, 2023 11:21 PM (3cGpq)

I was wondering what "Type1 children" are.
Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 11:43 PM (M+Nrs)

Well, they're *not* Type2 children.

Posted by: The Cat in the Hat at September 24, 2023 11:44 PM (llON8)

295 If anyone is interested the Hollyweird writers and studios struck a deal.
Posted by: Robert

---------

I can hardly wait to resume not going to the theaters!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2023 11:45 PM (bQKgA)

296 286 Hi, Helena! Thanks for asking.

I have an “informal,” introductory call on Tuesday the 26th. I will have a serious virtual interview sometime later in the week with my prospective boss at another company. (Exact date and time for that have yet to be arranged.)

Yes, prayers would be welcome. Thank you!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2023 11:46 PM (xTRSc)

297 >>> 262 If anyone is interested the Hollyweird writers and studios struck a deal.
Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2023 11:30 PM (TeTpz)

>>>
269

Aw shucks. I was hoping they could keep it going.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2023 11:33 PM (63Dwl)

The casualty rate was *very* disappointing.

Posted by: The Cat in the Hat at September 24, 2023 11:46 PM (llON8)

298 oops...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 11:47 PM (llON8)

299 Anyway, the pain is gone, just gotta wait for the swelling to go away.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2023 11:30 PM (/qOGf)

At least no one can hear you on AoS. Unless the swelling goes to your fingers.

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 11:47 PM (M+Nrs)

300 The original owner said that he didn't realize it would eat so much

Some people shouldn't be allowed to even have a goldfish as a pet.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 24, 2023 11:47 PM (xttsV)

301 I used to try baking soda on bee stings but it never worked no matter how many times it worked.

Huh?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


I think that's the opposite of "60% of the time it works every time."

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2023 11:47 PM (DgGvY)

302 >>> 296 286 Hi, Helena! Thanks for asking.

I have an "informal," introductory call on Tuesday the 26th. I will have a serious virtual interview sometime later in the week with my prospective boss at another company. (Exact date and time for that have yet to be arranged.)

Yes, prayers would be welcome. Thank you!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2023 11:46 PM (xTRSc)

... where's the thumbs up emoji on this thingy??

Will do.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2023 11:49 PM (llON8)

303 I have Petula Clark’s “Downtown” in my head. There are worse earworms one could have.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2023 11:51 PM (xTRSc)

304 302 Thank you, Helena.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2023 11:52 PM (xTRSc)

305 299 At least no one can hear you on AoS. Unless the swelling goes to your fingers.


And that's a damn good thing 😮

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 24, 2023 11:54 PM (/qOGf)

306 Hello, Horde! 😀😀😀

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 24, 2023 11:55 PM (SRRAx)

307 GoFundMe nets nearly $10K for security for BLM activist Zyahna Bryant amid Dove boycott

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2023 11:55 PM (ZgB9e)

308 You know, I think I have an old car reverb unit kicking around somewhere. Put the 8-track in the car, along with the reverb unit. Feed the reverb from both channels, via 100-ohm resistors, which should nicely isolate the channels, but provide a sum signal to the reverb. How '70's could it get?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2023 11:57 PM (uKniV)

309 ..At least no one can hear you on AoS. Unless the swelling goes to your fingers. Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2023 11:47 PM (M+Nrs)


"Masuturbating Pete" has entered the chat.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2023 11:58 PM (e6UQI)

310 I have Petula Clark’s "Downtown" in my head. There are worse earworms one could have.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2023 11:51 PM


"How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?"

That should fix that.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 24, 2023 11:58 PM (xttsV)

311
I have Petula Clark’s “Downtown” in my head. There are worse earworms one could have.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'
Don't stand in the pouring rain

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2023 11:59 PM (63Dwl)

312 I was tv surfing and came across a Family Guy where Peter has a growth on his neck that talks to him.
I bet that happens to Fetterman ALL the time...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 25, 2023 12:01 AM (/qOGf)

313 There is little hope to avoid a divorce...

Tom Bevan
@TomBevanRCP

Stunning numbers among Dems in RCOR's new poll on free speech and censorship:

47% of Dems say free speech should be legal 'only under certain circumstances.

34% of Dems say Americans 'have too much freedom'

75% of Dems say government has a responsibility to censor 'hateful' social media posts

Only 31% strongly agree with the statement, "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2023 12:02 AM (TGPs7)

314 310 No, Petula’s still there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 12:04 AM (xTRSc)

315 I looked in the locker where I thought I had a car reverb unit. Found an FM converter for a car radio. So much for that idea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2023 12:04 AM (uKniV)

316 >>> 313 There is little hope to avoid a divorce...

Tom Bevan
@TomBevanRCP

Stunning numbers among Dems in RCOR's new poll on free speech and censorship:

47% of Dems say free speech should be legal 'only under certain circumstances.

34% of Dems say Americans 'have too much freedom'

75% of Dems say government has a responsibility to censor 'hateful' social media posts

Only 31% strongly agree with the statement, "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.'
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2023 12:02 AM (TGPs7)

Odds the dims saying Americans do *not* have 'too much freedom' are groomers or groomer-adjacent?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2023 12:06 AM (llON8)

317 Oh Canada...

Rob Schneider
@RobSchneider

Don’t you stupid f#cking Canadians know THIS ASSH@LE fought for the NAZIS?! Not what we call Nazis today. Like, the REAL Nazis! This guy fought for Hitler! Not like what we call people Hitler today. THEE Hitler! Like in actual Adolf Hitler.
#DumbTwats

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2023 12:08 AM (TGPs7)

318 312 I was tv surfing and came across a Family Guy where Peter has a growth on his neck that talks to him.
I bet that happens to Fetterman ALL the time...


i suspect it's more like the growth has a fetterman that talks to it

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at September 25, 2023 12:09 AM (edU/H)

319 Dorf as a dress code?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092912/

Think Rs should go full troll...all show up in hoodies and gym shorts. Make 'em own their dummy.

Posted by: techsan at September 25, 2023 12:10 AM (uNveu)

320 Republicans turn the screw on Joe Biden impeachment inquiry and Hunter Biden investigation

https://tinyurl.com/yteshbaa

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 12:11 AM (ZgB9e)

321 So let me get this straight - over the course of 36 months, 33 rats were collected at the Atlanta Zoo and tested for this parasite. One was found to be carrying it one year, the next year 3 were found to have it (an increase of 300%!!!! Aren't statistics fun?), and the following year 3 rats again were found to have it (sadly for the fearmongers, there was no increase that year).

How many rats can be expected to be in/around the Atlanta Zoo on any given day, much less any given month? And these researchers only used ONE RAT each month to test?!?!?!?

How much money was wasted on this pathetic excuse of a study?

And do they really expect me to set my hair on fire because of this?

Idiots.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 25, 2023 12:13 AM (SRRAx)

322 Does anyone expect the Atlanta zoo to keep a clean house?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 12:18 AM (ZgB9e)

323 311
I have Petula Clark’s “Downtown” in my head. There are worse earworms one could have.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Oh yoo hoo!

Posted by: Rick Astley at September 25, 2023 12:18 AM (PiwSw)

324 Yay!
After a few hours and a benadryl, the bee sting on my tongue finally settled down.
As one who now knows, eating bugs is NOT all it's cracked up to be.
So now I'm sleepy...gonna lurk for a while...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 25, 2023 12:19 AM (/qOGf)

325 When this wormy thing started I bought packages of dewormer and some HCQtwo. It was cheap back then.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 12:20 AM (ZgB9e)

326 GoFundMe nets nearly $10K for security for BLM activist Zyahna Bryant amid Dove boycott
Posted by: Braenyard


Unfortunately, security can't protect one from the truth.

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2023 12:22 AM (DgGvY)

327 COMountainMarie..


There's a Babylon Bee headline in here somewhere. Just gotta bee!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2023 12:22 AM (e6UQI)

328 There were more people at church today than here. echo...echo.............

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 12:23 AM (ZgB9e)

329 If you want the fruit to fall
You have to give the tree a shake
If you shake the tree too hard
The bough is gonna break
And if I can't reach the top of the tree
Mary, you can blow me up there
What I wouldn't give to be
When I was Mary's prayer...

Danny Wilson - Mary's Prayer

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2023 12:24 AM (TGPs7)

330 327 Jim
Yes. Yes there is!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 25, 2023 12:26 AM (/qOGf)

331 Trump Holds Massive 10 Point Lead Over Biden
_WaPo/NBC poll

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 12:28 AM (ZgB9e)

332 GoFundMe nets nearly $10K for security for BLM activist Zyahna Bryant amid Dove boycott
Posted by: Braenyard


Harpoon insurance costs a lot these days!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 25, 2023 12:28 AM (SRRAx)

333 Welp, Rufus is down. Gonna tinker with the puter.
BBL.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 12:29 AM (ZgB9e)

334 >>> 326 GoFundMe nets nearly $10K for security for BLM activist Zyahna Bryant amid Dove boycott
Posted by: Braenyard

Unfortunately, security can't protect one from the truth.
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2023 12:22 AM (DgGvY)

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Posted by: that kid from Kindergarten Cop at September 25, 2023 12:33 AM (llON8)

335 Zelensky's tour of the United States ended in scandal. A member of his security service got drunk, began demanding that Americans shout "glory to Ukraine" in the bar, and started fighting
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Reminds me of a Star Trek episode.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 25, 2023 12:34 AM (KAi1n)

336 G’night, All. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 12:39 AM (xTRSc)

337 Zelensky reminds me of Castro.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 12:40 AM (ZgB9e)

338 How many rats can be expected to be in/around the Atlanta Zoo on any given day, much less any given month? And these researchers only used ONE RAT each month to test?!?!?!?

Also, a zoo isn't exactly representative of a city alley. What are the odds that the parasitic nematodes are actually a result of food or materials imported by the zoo?

And, to paraphrase Dave Barry, "The Parasitic Nematodes" is an awesome band name.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 25, 2023 12:43 AM (xttsV)

339 Tribbles

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 12:43 AM (63Dwl)

340 334

Saaaay...I recognize this handle from BB...
Are you 'that guy'?
Be careful over here....these folks don't put up with ANY sh!t..

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 25, 2023 12:44 AM (/qOGf)

341 This business of one COB awarding another COB the prestigious and highly lucrative "comment of the week" award will get out of control.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 24, 2023 10:07 PM (ilbfi)


Just how lucrative are we talking, here? I can up my game.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2023 12:48 AM (zHuJr)

342
Hi, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2023 12:54 AM (lCaJd)

343 I feel better about not messing with crypto everyday:

@WatcherGuru 9m
JUST IN: Mixin Network, a decentralized crypto network has been hacked with $200,000,000 confirmed stolen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2023 12:55 AM (IG4Id)

344 ..Just how lucrative are we talking, here? I can up my game. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2023 12:48 AM (zHuJr)


Ima play equal side bets for win and for lose.

Worst I can do is to break even!

Best I can do is break even!

PROFIT!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2023 12:57 AM (e6UQI)

345 Well, bed time for tired Peons. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2023 12:59 AM (uKniV)

346 I rarely bring personal stuff to the comments, but today sucked big time. One of my best friends (and I can count them all on one hand) died today. Stage 4 pancreatic/liver cancer. From diagnosis to death -- 5 weeks. We knew it was coming, but not so dang fast. Six months my ass.

Did I mention that cancer sucks the Big One?

RIP, David. A true friend since high school.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2023 01:04 AM (zHuJr)

347 ..I feel better about not messing with crypto everyday:

@WatcherGuru 9m JUST IN: Mixin Network, a decentralized crypto network has been hacked with $200,000,000 confirmed stolen. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2023 12:55 AM (IG4Id)



And yet, the mind boggles, as to why Gold, Silver, Platinum, etc., are not rocketing to the $trao$phere.

But they've essentially flatlined for what, 18 mos, two years? In SPITE of massive inflation?

Dark Powers are at work in those financial spheres. Shit that ain't normal, doesn't even get mention on any of the financial news-es. But fake news as to "inflation" that fails to account for food and for fuel, does.

We're gonna ENVY the 1930's seller of apples on blighted street corners.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2023 01:05 AM (e6UQI)

348 The laptop shut down the connection was lost and the process begins again.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 01:05 AM (ZgB9e)

349 Bulgie, Good luck on your interviews, I am sure that you will shine. COMM, I am allergic to bee stings, just discovered that the Epipens I carry around with me expired a few years ago. Bad prepping on my part. I hope that you will be OK,

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2023 01:08 AM (Sgq8y)

350 Did I mention that cancer sucks the Big One?

RIP, David. A true friend since high school.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2023 01:04 AM (zHuJr)


Sorry. I've known both, survivors and those who did not, as well as those currently undergoing the roller coaster of emotions of chemo. All our money blown for good in the Ukraine could have helped in so many types of research, considering we've already shelled out a cool billion. With all the recent COVID-1984 bullshit when it comes to 'science', I'm beginning to believe they really don't want to find a cure for cancer. Can't sell pink ribbons without it.

Posted by: RickZ at September 25, 2023 01:18 AM (emlEe)

351 Gnu Breed.

My sincere condolences on the loss of your friend.

Fuck Cancer. Amen.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2023 01:26 AM (e6UQI)

352 Tribbles, yes.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 25, 2023 01:32 AM (KAi1n)

353 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2023 11:46 PM (xTRSc)

Will pray for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2023 01:33 AM (LEvac)

354 Science. There are low life pagans (pimps) who just want to sell it, Whores and pimps at the same time.

But there are good men and women out there who want to get it and kill it. Bless them

This believe the science crap is apostasy it indoctrinate the 30% and proselytize for more they will go the way of all tyrants and pagans.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 01:33 AM (ZgB9e)

355 Set the damn laptop to never sleep - lost 4 hrs of download.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 01:34 AM (ZgB9e)

356
Just how lucrative are we talking, here? I can up my game.
Posted by: GnuBreed


Your membership gets bumped from Gum Wrapper level to Boxboard level!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2023 01:35 AM (xG4kz)

357 Sott about David may he be in peace in heaven and the Lord comfort you and his family.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 01:37 AM (ZgB9e)

358 Gnu, Sorry about David, old friends are the best friends, as has been been proven to me recently. God Bless another good man gone.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2023 01:37 AM (Sgq8y)

359 The new thing is that men under 6 feet tall are worthless and should kill themselves. Thus saith the thots on the street. And on TikTok.
Posted by: Seriously, at September 24, 2023 10:52 PM (lR6tR)

Maybe you shouldn't listen to Thots on the street or on Tik Tok.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2023 01:38 AM (LEvac)

360 Trump Holds Massive 10 Point Lead Over Biden
_WaPo/NBC poll
Posted by: Braenyard

The 50+ indicted insurectionist and election denier Trump?

This Biden guy must really suck hogs' balls.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 25, 2023 01:41 AM (ga8qR)

361 Since WWII happened right after the Holodomor, I don't really blame anti-Russian Ukrainians for throwing in with the Nazis. With all their other murders, the Nazis at least hadn't starved 10 million Ukrainians to death.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

And that is why The Party accuses all who do not support their modern day take of the Holodomar of being "nazis".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 25, 2023 01:45 AM (ga8qR)

362 The conversation between Kanela and Hitle was illuminating.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 01:48 AM (ZgB9e)

363 Braenyard, step over to the USB port, I have some Chivas for you!!

Teresa in Ft. Worth, I owe you an email, and I will send this week. I have been reading up on Lupus

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2023 01:54 AM (Sgq8y)

364 New Jersey Democrat Senator Bob Menendez says he’s against relaxing the Senate dress code because there aren’t enough pockets in gym shorts to stuff cash bribes

Sean Spicer

That's pretty funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2023 01:55 AM (tT5Ik)

365 Tucker's got a new one - it can be watched at zerohedge.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 01:56 AM (ZgB9e)

366 Your membership gets bumped from Gum Wrapper level to Boxboard level!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2023 01:35 AM (xG4kz)


I'm not counting my boxboard until it has hatched.

Thanks to all for the condolences for David. He had the best shit eating grin on this side of the Pecos, and a disposition to match it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2023 01:57 AM (zHuJr)

367 Places glass under usb port

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 01:57 AM (ZgB9e)

368 Fen, this is like four in a row. It's certainly nice to see you with us nightowls
Hope you get things straightened out.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 02:00 AM (ZgB9e)

369 Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 02:00 AM (ZgB9e)

Thanks very much. I would like to be asleep. Somebody having an anxiety attack- not part of my congregation- called me at 1:00 in the morning

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2023 02:12 AM (tT5Ik)

370 Xanax
Musk takes smigens of ketamaine?

Folks say get grip on yourself but when it grips you it's real..

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 02:16 AM (ZgB9e)

371 I thought Ketamine was the stuff used for unauthorized kidney and liver transplants.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2023 02:18 AM (Sgq8y)

372 They’re all afraid”
Tucker Carlson is unstoppable. Since his sudden departure from Fox News he scores record viewer ratings.

In an exclusive interview with Weltwoche, the political media star demolishes the mainstream media’s manipulation machine, reveals his concerns about a potential Donald Trump Restoration, he speaks about the disturbing state of the Biden family and discusses what’s next for him in a Post-Fox News Order.
------------

At zerohedge
BBL

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 02:18 AM (ZgB9e)

373 I thought ketamine was horse tranquilizer.

If I've got the right drug it's been on the media's hit list for a while.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 02:21 AM (ZgB9e)

374 Didn't "Smidgens of Ketamine" take out Michael Jackson?

It would also be a great name for a band!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 25, 2023 02:24 AM (SRRAx)

375 Here we go:
Elon Musk has told people he microdoses ketamine for depression, The Wall Street Journal reported.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 02:25 AM (ZgB9e)

376 one more plug

Looking ahead to the Presidential elections in 2024, he says: “They're trying to put Trump in prison for the crime of running against Joe Biden … That's what this election's about. Are we going to allow that, or aren't we? And I just don't think we can.”

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 02:27 AM (ZgB9e)

377 Kindltot at September 24, 2023 11:33 PM

Benadryl goo right on a sting sounds like a great idea!

Posted by: KT at September 25, 2023 02:33 AM (rrtZS)

378 GnuBreed at September 25, 2023 01:04 AM

So sorry that you have lost your friend David. Prayers up, and thinking about you.

Posted by: KT at September 25, 2023 02:35 AM (rrtZS)

379 ..Didn't "Smidgens of Ketamine" take out Michael Jackson?...

...Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 25, 2023 02:24 AM (SRRAx)


Fentanyl. One of the earliest high publicity cases. The TV called it an "Elephant Tranq" to describe it's potency.

Great White Hunters from Africa's Ivory Ages, can but look on in awe.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2023 02:39 AM (e6UQI)

380 Last three times maybe four fentanyl was part of the cocktail. These politicians are going to screw it up too.

Go enforce the laws catch & penalize the criminals.
Leave the medical profession alone.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 02:55 AM (ZgB9e)

381 proposal al

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 02:58 AM (ZgB9e)

382 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2023 02:59 AM (T4tVD)

383 propofol - that's part of the ysual cocktail too

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 02:59 AM (ZgB9e)

384 Let Demand that China get back to shooting dealers, when found, where found.

Right there, on the spot.

Be it ghetto or Shipyard Gantry Crane, do 'em all the same.

And bill their families, the bullet.

This is ONE Chinese Idea worthy of export, and let us not levy the excise on it's import, as well.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2023 03:00 AM (e6UQI)

385 More Carlson

I meant what I said. I've worked at a lot of news organizations in the United States, and they're all the same.

They're all afraid of getting sued or yelled at or fired or humiliated. But interestingly, none of them are very afraid of getting things wrong. That's not a concern.

They're not worried about accuracy as much as they're worried about being unfashionable or saying something forbidden. What they're really worried about is telling the truth.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 03:02 AM (ZgB9e)

386 Leader of Canada's House of Commons is forced to apologize after honoring a NAZI in the public gallery who fought in WWII - as 98-year-old is given round of applause by Justin Trudeau and visiting Zelensky

https://is.gd/XELXFd

Posted by: Ciampino - Synthetic Salmon? More like Bug meat .... at September 25, 2023 03:02 AM (qfLjt)

387 Polish MEP Dominik Tarczyński "We don't want your doctors. We don’t need your engineers. Take them all and pay for them

https://tinyurl.com/mwhkwv23

Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2023 03:10 AM (zVc1/)

388 Night, Horde, sleep is compelling.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2023 03:10 AM (Sgq8y)

389 Carlson told his biographer “Pence is a sinister man.”

Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2023 03:13 AM (zVc1/)

390 Said the first time he met him he thought he was creepy. Still does.


more:

And he's going to run, again, for president of the United States while there's a war going on?

The whole thing is so demented that we're moving to the point where they're not trying to convince anybody.

They're just trying to suppress and arrest people who ask questions. They've arrested dozens of people, of political opponents, not for committing
crimes, but for opposing them in the past month. Dozens in the past month.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 03:22 AM (ZgB9e)

391 21 How exactly does the guy in the last picture ambulate? I mean, it's like he's wearing leg irons.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2023 10:04 PM (I/Qkd)
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Like this

https://is.gd/9F7W1I

Posted by: Ciampino - fishy stuff at September 25, 2023 03:25 AM (qfLjt)

392 33 This business of one COB awarding another COB the prestigious and highly lucrative "comment of the week" award will get out of control.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 24, 2023 10:07 PM (ilbfi)
----
They can do that as they have the cardboard dental plan ..... wait ...

Posted by: Ciampino - fishy stuff all round at September 25, 2023 03:29 AM (qfLjt)

393 63 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the United States Senate Official Dress Code.

How do we know that's not two or three midgets stacked up inside that trenchcoat, like they always do in the cartoons?

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2023 10:14 PM (DgGvY)
----
see #391

Posted by: Ciampino - fishy stuff all round ... at September 25, 2023 03:35 AM (qfLjt)

394 .Well my Rufus download has 42% to go.
I'll see it and y'all in the morning. 'night

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 03:42 AM (ZgB9e)

395 Good morning Fen.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2023 03:49 AM (CEX6j)

396 Morning, insomniac folk! Yeah, it's Monday, so what?

Not today, but tomorrow, I have to go in to the clinic to have blood drawn for my "numbers." Which means I can't eat or drink anything but water after midnight until my appointment at 9. I could have sworn I insisted on an 8 am slot so I wouldn't have to go so long without eating. Grrrr. Anyway, I'll bring a Jimmy Dean egg-and-sausage bowl to microwave when I get back to the office.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2023 03:52 AM (omVj0)

397 I don't want to get up
Don't want to get up
Don't want to get up
This morning

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2023 03:57 AM (fwDg9)

398 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2023 04:02 AM (Dz9Qm)

399 The quote by Rand Paul has already been deleted. The trick to propaganda isn't what you say, it's what you don't say.

Also not being said is that the much touted and much delayed "Ukrainians Counteroffensive" will, if it keeps on at the blistering pace it is now on, reconquer all of Ukraine in a mere hundred years. Although they will run out of Ukrainians long before then. Will we send in soldiers and fight the Russians directly? Will we find others stupid enough to fight for us (Poland says no)? Did you know that England has enough military supplies to fight for one whole week? Do you know that Russia is now receiving huge amounts of military supplies from places like North Korea? Have you noticed that the dollar is increasingly NOT the "worlds reserve currency" and is being replaced, due to OUR actions in seizing dollars from Russia (called theft) which causes the entire world to no longer trust the dollar? And when, not if, the US debt comes crashing down, what will we use to pay for all the manufactured goods that we offshored? Now throw in "the war on farming" and we won't even be able to EAT.

We have met the enemy, and it is us.

Posted by: Nightfall at September 25, 2023 04:46 PM (xd3qE)

400 Just above, I mention that Poland says no to being involved in Ukraine (they stopped arms shipments). Suddenly "US offers Poland rare loan of $2 billion to modernize its military". Yup, modernize, as in, ship new arms, to get Poland to send it's old arms to Ukraine. So the Ukrainians can continue to get themselves killed ramming their heads into the Russian defenses they gave Russia many months to plan and build, because Ukraine, or should I say Zelensky, had to tout the counteroffensive for months to pry the arms from the west, and, because of that, can not stop it no matter how much of a failure it is.

I have seen the map. Ukraine has broken through (after many months of costly fighting) the first Russian line of defense (in one spot only, and even there only partially in some spots). Only 3-4 more lines of defense (or more) to go. Say (optimistically), another several years of fighting at their current pace, although they will run out of troops long before then.

No matter how much rah rah there is, that is the truth on the ground. Maybe you really believe in the Ukrainian cause. belief is irrelevant, your believe changes nothing. It ill not bring the dead back.

Posted by: Nightfall at September 25, 2023 05:10 PM (xd3qE)

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