Author of Pornographic Teen-Sex Comic Book <i>Gender Queer:</i> "I Don't Recommend This Book for Kids"


Advertise Here! Support Contact Ace: aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type	Author of Pornographic Teen-Sex Comic Book Gender Queer: "I Don't Recommend This Book for Kids" Shouldn't we abide the wisdom of The Expert, here? Who could be more of an expert about the appropriateness of a book for children, than the expert ximself? Meanwhile, Randi Weingarten and the Vengeful Woke Childless Harridans who make up the teachers unions bureaucracy and the Marxist national librarians guild will continue to foist this pornographic material on normal people's children: The author of "Gender Queer," the graphic novel with explicit sexual content that has shown up in public school libraries across the country, outraging parents, is saying her book is not actually for kids. Last week, author Maia Kobabe, who identifies as non-binary and uses the pronouns "e, em and eir," explained that while her book might be appropriate for "older teens," she does not recommend it for children. "It keeps being called a children's book ... but I think that's coming from a misreading of the comic-book form. 'Gender Queer' is a comic, and in full color, but that doesn't mean it's for children. I originally wrote it for my parents, and then for older teens who were already asking these questions about themselves. I don't recommend this book for kids!" she told The Washington Post in an interview published last week. AllahPundit owns the book in galley form under its original title, Toni Morrison's "Beloved." "Gender Queer" includes illustrations of sex between two males with a sex toy, oral sex, masturbation, and other sexually explicit content. Kobabe was reacting to Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) reading some of "Gender Queer's" most graphic passages during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on Tuesday last week. That video: Sen. Kennedy reads passages from pornographic books Genderqueer and All Boys are Blue. The Illinois Sec. of State Alexi Giannoulias responds by saying "those words are disturbing coming from your mouth." His state's new law stops parents from being able to remove it from… pic.twitter.com/eDehdhctQL — Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 12, 2023 The committee hearing was looking at a new Illinois law that blocks funding to libraries that remove books from their collections. Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker, a Democrat, signed the book ban bill in June in front of a shelf of contested books, including "Gender Queer." At the hearing, the 71-year-old senator read directly from the book, "I got a new strap-on harness today. I can't wait to put it on you. It will fit my favorite dildo perfectly. You're going to look so hot. I can't wait to have your c*k in my mouth. I'm going to give you the blow job of your life. Then I want you inside of me." "The words you spoke are disturbing, especially coming out of your mouth, it's very disturbing," Illinois Secretary of State Alexander Giannoulias responded to Kennedy. In the Washington Post's interview of Kobabe, the interviewer acknowledged that she would not give "Gender Queer" to "a grade-schooler in my life." "But I could see recommending it to my kid if they were 17," the Washington Post columnist told Kobabe. "If they were looking into chest binding, for example -- I'd rather they learn about how to do it safely, as you discuss in the book, instead of winging it." Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:07 PM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 1st Posted by: GF at September 22, 2023 06:07 PM (aJxr8) 2 I just threw up a little. ack Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 22, 2023 06:09 PM (ga8qR) 3 Speaking of someone who needs therapy Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 06:10 PM (r+ghq) 4 "But I could see recommending it to my kid if they were 17," the Washington Post columnist told Kobabe. "If they were looking into chest binding, for example -- I'd rather they learn about how to do it safely, as you discuss in the book, instead of winging it." That's very true. If my daughter was going to permanently distort her features and inflict longterm muscular and respiratory damage on herself, I'd want expert supervision, obvs. Posted by: Dr. T at September 22, 2023 06:12 PM (3ErUN) 5 Nothing is more expert than the internet. Why, just the other day, I had a fella ask me how to install shelves.... Boobtube it, I told him! Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2023 06:15 PM (cPGH3) 6 identifies as non-binary and uses the pronouns "e, em and eir," — Perfectly normal well Adjusted individual. Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 06:15 PM (r+ghq) 7 How about Terms of Enqueerment?? Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 06:16 PM (krqg6) 8 "Vengeful Woke Childless Lesbians" === Well good to know there is a proper term for them! Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2023 06:16 PM (RIvkX) 9 So libraries can't remove books or face being cut off from funding? They're playing that there isn't* some sort of selection process already involved. Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2023 06:16 PM (OaZlZ) 10 Can this scrunt not be prosecuted for publishing pornography directed at children? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 06:16 PM (aAoq2) 11 In the Washington Post's interview of Kobabe, the interviewer acknowledged that she would not give "Gender Queer" to "a grade-schooler in my life." === Liar. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2023 06:18 PM (RIvkX) 12 How about Terms of Enqueerment?? Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 06:16 P Was the book better than the film? Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 22, 2023 06:18 PM (yHbh/) 13 So libraries can't remove books or face being cut off from funding? They're playing that there isn't some sort of selection process already involved. Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2023 06:16 PM (OaZlZ) Fine. Cut 'em off. Libraries that promote this shit are shit libraries, anyway. Better the kids get zero books, than porn. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 06:19 PM (aAoq2) 14 "Gender Queer" includes illustrations of sex between two males with a sex toy, oral sex, masturbation, and other sexually explicit content. ....... Whoa. I thought this was a family blog. Posted by: wth at September 22, 2023 06:19 PM (v0R5T) 15 I originally wrote it for my parents What a freak! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 06:20 PM (63Dwl) 16 Liar. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2023 06:18 PM (RIvkX) Of course. If she/he/it admitted that the book was aimed at children, it would be an admission of grooming. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 06:21 PM (aAoq2) 17 Can this scrunt not be prosecuted for publishing pornography directed at children? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 06:16 PM (aAoq2) === Yes. But the junta is determined to further corrupt the culture and pervert children, so, it's all good. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2023 06:21 PM (RIvkX) 18 Those books should not have been on the shelf in the first place. "The words you spoke are disturbing, especially coming out of your mouth, it's very disturbing," Illinois Secretary of State Alexander Giannoulias responded to Kennedy. was he trying to insult Kennedy ? Posted by: runner at September 22, 2023 06:21 PM (V13WU) 19 "Just because I had my wang out in front of the local elementary school doesn't mean I wanted the kids to see it! I was trying to show it to Mrs. Kendall that hot piece of ace 4th grade teacher!" Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2023 06:22 PM (oXNqT) 20 identifies as non-binary and uses the pronouns "e, em and eir," ....... My grampa used to just call them homos. Posted by: wth at September 22, 2023 06:22 PM (v0R5T) 21 "But I could see recommending it to my kid if they were 17," the Washington Post columnist told Kobabe. "If they were looking into chest binding, for example -- I'd rather they learn about how to do it safely, as you discuss in the book, instead of winging it." Same with getting her face tattooed, I'm sure. "Please, just do it safely, dear." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 06:22 PM (guGkK) 22 But the junta is determined to further corrupt the culture and pervert children, so, it's all good. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2023 06:21 PM (RIvkX) Prosecute her in Texas, or Florida, then. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 06:22 PM (aAoq2) 23 Does she call her partner her Co-Babe? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 06:22 PM (63Dwl) 24 Was the book better than the film? ------ How could you possibly beat the French-Frum film?? Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 06:24 PM (krqg6) 25 A City Councilxerson from my home town was recently featured in the home town rag (that has gone totally woke) proudly holding up Xer's book in front of City Hall, titled "Happy Endings" which by its description is a pornographic ("steamy") account of her same sex couplings. And Xe/Xer also appears to be immigrant from the Third World. I feel so enriched. Posted by: Zek at September 22, 2023 06:24 PM (5FPX4) 26 "a new Illinois law that blocks funding to libraries that remove books from their collections" Hey, a means to sue libraries that get rid of their old books! Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2023 06:24 PM (ou9hh) 27 not everything published is literature, not every piece of trash conjured up by some nut is worthy of including in a library catalogue Posted by: runner at September 22, 2023 06:24 PM (V13WU) 28 "Last week, author Maia Kobabe, who identifies as non-binary and uses the pronouns "e, em and eir," explained that while her book might be appropriate for "older teens," she does not recommend it for children." Whoops! Whoopsie!! Posted by: BurtTC at September 22, 2023 06:25 PM (bFMjy) 29 I doubt IL has the funding for libraries or that its feral youths will be willing or able to read. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2023 06:26 PM (nnp+f) 30 Illinois comes up a lot, anymore... is Illinois in a degeneracy competition with the coasts?? Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2023 06:27 PM (PCK5/) 31 And if you tried to read the yutes Othello or Merchant of Venice there would be "trigger warnings" and endless hand-wringing. Posted by: Zek at September 22, 2023 06:27 PM (5FPX4) 32 "But I could see recommending it to my kid if they were 17," the Washington Post columnist told Kobabe. "If they were looking into chest binding, for example -- I'd rather they learn about how to do it safely, as you discuss in the book, instead of winging it." ---- Same with getting her face tattooed, I'm sure. "Please, just do it safely, dear." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 06:22 PM (guGkK) Wish they'd said something sooner. My funeral was nice. Posted by: Kid Who Put A Belt Around His Neck While Whacking It at September 22, 2023 06:27 PM (bFMjy) 33 "...is saying her book is not actually for kids." Took long enough to declare that. I guess the Grooming Class may well have buried such declarations by the author, but that doesn't seem reasonable an explanation given the amount of time and exposure the author and product has been in the headlines. No, I think national/universal revulsion is finally starting to saturate culture, and this is the first attempt to deflect before pitchforks start coming out. Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at September 22, 2023 06:27 PM (aXxgO) 34 Maia Kobabe sounds like a black name, but the author looks to be a white, beginning to age, lesbian. Posted by: victoria at September 22, 2023 06:28 PM (jVdmQ) 35 Illinois comes up a lot, anymore... is Illinois in a degeneracy competition with the coasts?? Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2023 06:27 PM (PCK5/) Well, the Governor or one of its siblings is a tranny. All you need to know. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 06:28 PM (aAoq2) 36 Got to give Sen. Kennedy props. We could use more lawmakers like him. It's been suggested he run for Lousy-ana governor, but he's turned down the idea -- I think he actually said, "Too much work." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 22, 2023 06:29 PM (omVj0) 37 @18 >>was he trying to insult Kennedy ? She knew she couldn't defend the contents of the book so she tried a Judo move. She has bad Judo. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 06:29 PM (XV/Pl) 38 24 Was the book better than the film? ------ How could you possibly beat the French-Frum film?? i thought we called him "freedom frum" these days Posted by: anachronda at September 22, 2023 06:29 PM (sGtp+) 39 David Carradine and Michael Hutchence though... Come on, guys. Be better. Posted by: Kid Who Put A Belt Around His Neck While Whacking It at September 22, 2023 06:29 PM (bFMjy) 40 "those words are disturbing as I come in your mouth." Some AI editing was involved. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 22, 2023 06:30 PM (enJYY) 41 "Gender Queer" includes illustrations of sex between two males with a sex toy, oral sex, masturbation, and other sexually explicit content. ________________ And these subjects we really needed a book about. Especially an illustrated book. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2023 06:30 PM (nEndu) 42 What actually is going on in Ukraine is why they went after Trump and why we are funding this idiotic war and it has nothing to do with Russian aggression. >>Zelensky has asked Marina Abramovic to be an ambassador for Ukraine and help rebuild schools >>Yes, this Marina Abramovic >>They’re flaunting their evil right in front of our faces https://tinyurl.com/ybcmxvfd Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 06:30 PM (ZLI7S) 43 My funeral was nice. Posted by: Kid Who Put A Belt Around His Neck While Whacking It at September 22, 2023 06:27 PM (bFMjy) Smiles broadly. Posted by: zombie Charles Darwin at September 22, 2023 06:30 PM (aAoq2) 44 Illinois comes up a lot, anymore... is Illinois in a degeneracy competition with the coasts?? Posted by: tubal They have a coast. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 06:31 PM (63Dwl) 45 Kobabe was reacting to Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) reading some of "Gender Queer's" most graphic passages during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on Tuesday last week. ----------- I bet more than a few of those senators got hard listening to it. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 22, 2023 06:31 PM (BdMk6) 46 Got to give Sen. Kennedy props. _____________ John Kennedy and Josh Hawley are treasures. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2023 06:31 PM (nEndu) 47 I originally wrote it for my parents What a freak! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 06:20 PM (63Dwl) ****** I imagine they are so proud and love showing off her book to all their friends. Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2023 06:31 PM (NpAcC) 48 Kennedy should have made Il SoS read those passaged. That would have been fun. Posted by: runner at September 22, 2023 06:32 PM (V13WU) 49 It's not the author that needs to be prosecuted, it's the librarians and teachers handing the book out to elementary and middle school kids that need to be on the block -- they are the ones distributing pron to the chirren. Send a deputy to the school to arrest them and if the local sheriff lacks the sack send in the FDLE. Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 22, 2023 06:32 PM (93rvl) 50 32 Wish they'd said something sooner. Posted by: Kid Who Put A Belt Around His Neck While Whacking It indeed Posted by: david carradine at September 22, 2023 06:32 PM (sGtp+) 51 Field Marshal Zhukov: "I doubt IL has the funding for libraries or that its feral youths will be willing or able to read." To the latter, I guess that explains the format. Cartoonish pictographs where verbiage isn't absolutely necessary. And good for Kennedy et al for reading this stuff in the most public way possible. Make the audience squirm as uncomfortably as possible. Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at September 22, 2023 06:33 PM (aXxgO) 52 Does she call her partner her Co-Babe? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 06:22 PM (63Dwl) _____________ Co-dyke. Or her ~~squeeze~~ "slurp." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2023 06:33 PM (nEndu) 53 Maia Kobabe sounds like a black name, but the author looks to be a white, beginning to age, lesbian. Posted by: victoria at September 22, 2023 06:28 PM (jVdmQ) Wears high collars all the time, to hide the Adam's Apple? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 06:33 PM (aAoq2) 54 18 Those books should not have been on the shelf in the first place. "The words you spoke are disturbing, especially coming out of your mouth, it's very disturbing," Illinois Secretary of State Alexander Giannoulias responded to Kennedy. was he trying to insult Kennedy ? Posted by: runner Illinois Sec of State would prefer a child read it to him, alone, at his house. For education purposes. H8r!! /s I hope it's /s. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 06:35 PM (gcUgZ) 55 Vengeful Woke Childless Lesbians In many ways this is also the story of Barack Obama. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff, In Solidarity with The Struggle to maintain Moron standards a at September 22, 2023 06:35 PM (C+hp5) 56 Well, the Governor or one of its siblings is a tranny. All you need to know. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 06:28 PM -------------------------- The Governor's cousin "Jennifer" is the tranny...and a billionaire, as are all the Pritzkers. They are pushing and funding as much perverted ultra leftwing crap as they can get away with...and with Democrats having supermajorities in both state chambers, that's a lot. Posted by: Bigsmith at September 22, 2023 06:35 PM (ljndY) 57 I saw Vengeful Woke Childless Lesbians open for ... o fuck it Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2023 06:35 PM (O8bOp) 58 The sodomites always put flowery words and happy phrases to describe their sodomatic lifestyles of shoving things up in themselves and other sodomites. They should have to label their products in simple white packaging with the word “Sodomite” on the cover like the crybullies wanted on tobacco products one time. Avoid sodomites. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 22, 2023 06:36 PM (R/m4+) 59 Kennedy should have segued into introducing a bill to make grooming a twenty to life offense. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 22, 2023 06:36 PM (ga8qR) 60 I always hear that Chicago is the problem... I guess the rest of the state is like the feudal domain or something... Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2023 06:36 PM (PCK5/) 61 I am having a difficult time imagining a world in which our differences are reconciled. This is "Us or Them." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2023 06:36 PM (lQONO) 62 Posted by: david carradine at September 22, 2023 06:32 PM I think we're all a little tired of you hanging around here. Don't you have someplace else you can hang? Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 22, 2023 06:37 PM (enJYY) 63 "But I could see recommending it to my kid if they were 17," the Washington Post columnist told Kobabe. "If they were looking into chest binding, for example -- I'd rather they learn about how to do it safely, as you discuss in the book, instead of winging it." _______________ Better idea: forget reading recommendations, and get her therapy. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2023 06:37 PM (nEndu) 64 Charlton Heston did the same thing at a stockholder meeting of Time Warner in 1992. https://tinyurl.com/34re3dbm https://youtu.be/u6lwNyCo7O8 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 06:38 PM (63Dwl) 65 I am having a difficult time imagining a world in which our differences are reconciled. This is "Us or Them." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2023 06:36 PM (lQONO) Agree. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 22, 2023 06:38 PM (BdMk6) 66 The Marxists teachers will Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2023 06:38 PM (fwDg9) 67 The Governor's cousin "Jennifer" is the tranny...and a billionaire, as are all the Pritzkers. They are pushing and funding as much perverted ultra leftwing crap as they can get away with...and with Democrats having supermajorities in both state chambers, that's a lot. Posted by: Bigsmith at September 22, 2023 06:35 PM (ljndY) Well, they're progressives. Being his cousin does not rule out also being his sibling. Or his child. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 06:39 PM (aAoq2) 68 They have a coast. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 06:31 PM (63Dwl) You mean Lake Michigan? My first experience there was the most rotten smell of dead fish I'd ever experienced in my life. Not to be topped until that one girl I dated in college. Which was then topped by my first visit to San Diego. Posted by: BurtTC at September 22, 2023 06:40 PM (HGI8T) 69 Avoid sodomites. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 22, 2023 * I did my best -- but I was married to one. Ever try to dodge your wife's family? Posted by: Lot at September 22, 2023 06:41 PM (omVj0) 70 I am be becoming less and less enamored of the very wealthy with each passing day.. Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2023 06:41 PM (PCK5/) 71 Charlton Heston did the same thing at a stockholder meeting of Time Warner in 1992. https://tinyurl.com/34re3dbm https://youtu.be/u6lwNyCo7O8 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 * Thirty years ago, though, when our society was only neurotic rather than full-out psychotic. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 22, 2023 06:42 PM (omVj0) 72 The Governor's cousin "Jennifer" is the tranny...and a billionaire, as are all the Pritzkers. They are pushing and funding as much perverted ultra leftwing crap as they can get away with...and with Democrats having supermajorities in both state chambers, that's a lot. Posted by: Bigsmith at September 22, 2023 06:35 PM (ljndY) Well, they're progressives. Being his cousin does not rule out also being his sibling. Or his child. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 06:39 PM (aAoq2) It's an incredibly sick family. The governor appears to be the "normal" one. Posted by: BurtTC at September 22, 2023 06:42 PM (HGI8T) 73 Why couldn't it have been a post about shelving... Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 06:42 PM (qPw5n) 74 Why do all these faggots keep sucking my dick! Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 22, 2023 06:43 PM (Z1rk7) 75 61:This is "Us or Them." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo https://youtu.be/HoLhKJuGhK0?si=9c3MrMSNsF4-RV-G As ear worms go, this isn't bad. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 06:43 PM (gcUgZ) 76 Posted by: david carradine at September 22, 2023 06:32 PM I think we're all a little tired of you hanging around here. Don't you have someplace else you can hang? Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 22, 2023 06:37 PM (enJYY) Way to cut off his voice. This is why we can't have nice things. Posted by: BurtTC at September 22, 2023 06:43 PM (HGI8T) 77 >>This is "Us or Them." Exactly why so many have ignored the argument that Trump is uncouth or did this or didn't do that. This is an all out war and has been for some time now. It's not a cult. Many just see Trump as a much better warrior in a battle for all the stakes. Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 06:43 PM (ZLI7S) 78 >Why couldn't it have been a post about shelving... I know right it's Friday afternoon in America first weekend of fall, football, pizza sleep late, not wear pants come on people Posted by: DB - man of leisure at September 22, 2023 06:44 PM (geLO8) 79 This is "Us or Them." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo That's how far out they've gone. That I don't even like being placed in the "us" group in an "us or them" binary. I want 3 or 4 buffer groups between us, so they're waaaay over there, and the craziest people in my group aren't anywhere close to the sanest ones in theirs. Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2023 06:44 PM (DgGvY) 80 On a brighter note a handsome six point buck just strolled through my back yard while I am sitting here... good looking deer.. Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2023 06:44 PM (PCK5/) 81 They should have to label their products in simple white packaging with the word “Sodomite” on the cover like the crybullies wanted on tobacco products one time. . . . Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 22, 2023 *** Oh, pipe tobacco pouches and tins all have that bold-print warning about nicotine. And the pipe leaf products sold in the UK and Europe have actual disgusting pictures of throat cancer victims on them. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 22, 2023 06:44 PM (omVj0) 82 I saw something really cool today. Drove to the local waste transfer station get rid of a trash bag and a bad tire. Standing next to the attendant's shack was a full-grown Canada goose, just chillin', watching the traffic come and go. Attendant said she showed up this morning, and had been hanging around there all day. He put out a little dish of Cheetos, and she was nibbling on them. Seemed completely unconcerned with people coming and going, other than to watch. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 06:44 PM (aAoq2) 83 Some good news ( yes, I know they'll ignore it) @LeadingReport 2h BREAKING: Absentee drop boxes have been banned by the Wisconsin Supreme Court. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2023 06:44 PM (IG4Id) 84 oh, I left out a comma gonna catch heck for that Posted by: DB - man of leisure at September 22, 2023 06:45 PM (geLO8) 85 Yeah! Junior-ette is home from kollege for the weekend! Posted by: BifBewalski at September 22, 2023 06:45 PM (3CCua) 86 I always hear that Chicago is the problem... I guess the rest of the state is like the feudal domain or something... Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2023 06:36 PM (PCK5/) More or less. Wide swaths of the state are crops. The smaller cities and towns, a lot of them are shitholes too, surrounded by miles and miles of boring, soul deadening vegetation. Posted by: BurtTC at September 22, 2023 06:46 PM (b1q7P) 87 I was trying to show it to Mrs. Kendall that hot piece of ace 4th grade teacher!" Posted by: ballistic Freudian slips was the previous thread. Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2023 06:47 PM (DgGvY) 88 I'm trying to process that Maia Kobabe wrote that book for her (his?) parents. Posted by: Emmie at September 22, 2023 06:47 PM (Sf2cq) 89 6:45 pm and dark in Pennsylvania. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 22, 2023 06:48 PM (enJYY) 90 oh, I left out a comma gonna catch heck for that Posted by: DB - man of leisure at September 22, 2023 06:45 PM Drop and give me fifty! Now drop and give me another fifty! Three times around the grinder! Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade, Oxford Comma Company at September 22, 2023 06:48 PM (a3Q+t) 91 Paging zombie Dr. Freud to the school board meeting. Posted by: torabora at September 22, 2023 06:48 PM (vOAXb) 92 Freudian slips was the previous thread. Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2023 06:47 PM (DgGvY) You can find them at Victoria's Secret. In sizes big enough to fit Lizzo. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 06:48 PM (aAoq2) 93 NC State @ VA 1730 MDT Posted by: DB - man of leisure at September 22, 2023 06:49 PM (geLO8) 94 Hey a tropical storm is going to hit NoVa, DC and Baltimore with fierce 30 mph winds and enough rain to wash the monkeypox stink off the streets for 15-20 minutes. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2023 06:49 PM (nnp+f) 95 OT: the early hyena-possession" episode of Buffy is on. It's effective, but part of the story turns on the behavior of actual hyenas. Nobody mentions in the story that hyenas are matriarchal; the alpha female leads the pack. Yet we're shown one of the teenage boys in the group possessed by the hyena spirits is their leader. Oops. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 22, 2023 06:49 PM (omVj0) 96 {88} I'm trying to process that Maia Kobabe wrote that book for her (his?) parents. Posted by: Emmie at September 22, 2023 06:47 PM (Sf2cq) Don't dwell on this too long or the abyss will stare back into you. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 06:50 PM (qPw5n) 97 Wait...does this mean that we should stop blaming mother? I'm confused. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2023 06:50 PM (uQVw9) 98 89 6:45 pm and dark in Pennsylvania. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 22, 2023 06:48 PM (enJYY) Really? I'm on the far west side of est and plenty of daylight left Posted by: A dude in MI at September 22, 2023 06:50 PM (/6GbT) 99 "Gender Queer" includes illustrations of sex between two males with a sex toy, oral sex, masturbation, and other sexually explicit content. - No. That's not sex. They pretend it is, and they want badly for everyone to play along, but gay sex is sex in the same way gay marriage is marriage. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 06:50 PM (de2/z) 100 I saw Vengeful Woke Childless Lesbians open for Sheryl Crow at the Greta Thunberg Earth Day and Port-A Potty Fest in '18 Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 22, 2023 06:50 PM (cqSEj) 101 82 I saw something really cool today. Drove to the local waste transfer station get rid of a trash bag and a bad tire. Standing next to the attendant's shack was a full-grown Canada goose, just chillin', watching the traffic come and go. Attendant said she showed up this morning, and had been hanging around there all day. He put out a little dish of Cheetos, and she was nibbling on them. Seemed completely unconcerned with people coming and going, other than to watch. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Ever seen the movie 'The Birds'?? RUN!!!! RUN NOW!!!!! Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 06:51 PM (gcUgZ) 102 Just found this in a comment on another blog - “The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater." - Shit Zappa Said Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 22, 2023 06:51 PM (ga8qR) 103 Ok, listen up! For the next 61 hours, we have a new set of recognition phrases: The powerdrill is in the charger. The drill is in reverse. The wall is safe. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2023 06:51 PM (a3Q+t) 104 On a different note, while I was out today I heard a few bars of the theme from Exodus that I recognized immediately and had not heard in years. When I came home I listened to it. What a tremendous piece of music that was. Soul touching. Posted by: washrivergal at September 22, 2023 06:51 PM (V202s) 105 I'm trying to process that Maia Kobabe wrote that book for her (his?) parents. -- Homosexuality ALWAYS involves abuse. Always. "Born this way" has never been true. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 06:52 PM (de2/z) 106 I saw Vengeful Woke Childless Lesbians open for Sheryl Crow at the Greta Thunberg Earth Day and Port-A Potty Fest in '18 Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 22, 2023 06:50 PM (cqSEj) ........ I bet that stunk. Posted by: wth at September 22, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T) 107 89 6:45 pm and dark in Pennsylvania. Posted by: Divide by Zero KLIMATE BOILING-CHANGE-ERUPTION-APOCALYPSE!!! Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 06:54 PM (gcUgZ) 108 Drat. There go the 2:00 a.m. AoSHQ threads. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2023 06:54 PM (LoE4a) 109 I'm about to go all Pacific on these MoFo's ! word Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 22, 2023 06:54 PM (cqSEj) 110 KLIMATE BOILING-CHANGE-ERUPTION-APOCALYPSE!!! Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 06:54 PM (gcUgZ) Dogs and Kats Living together!!1 Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 22, 2023 06:55 PM (cqSEj) 111 93 NC State @ VA 1730 MDT Posted by: DB UVA is awful, NC State should win it. VaTech is, at best, mediocre. They'll lose to NC tomorrow. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 06:55 PM (gcUgZ) 112 Homosexuality ALWAYS involves abuse. Always. "Born this way" has never been true. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Born this Way would be damn good reason to find a cure or a way to test for it (for the pro-abortion crowd, make of that what you would). Life choice? Meh. Just stay the fuck away from the kids. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 22, 2023 06:55 PM (ga8qR) 113 On a different note, while I was out today I heard a few bars of the theme from Exodus that I recognized immediately and had not heard in years. When I came home I listened to it. What a tremendous piece of music that was. Soul touching. Posted by: washrivergal Exodus is on TCM tomorrow night. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 06:56 PM (63Dwl) 114 {109} I'm about to go all Pacific on these MoFo's ! word Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 22, 2023 06:54 PM (cqSEj) But when you're in a Jaeger, suddenly you can fight the hurricane. You can win. (cue cheesy guitar riffs) Decision made. That's my Friday Night movie. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 06:56 PM (qPw5n) 115 Exactly why so many have ignored the argument that Trump is uncouth or did this or didn't do that. This is an all out war and has been for some time now. It's not a cult. Many just see Trump as a much better warrior in a battle for all the stakes. Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 06:43 PM (ZLI7S) __________________ That's my position, actually. Trump is a flawed man, God knows, and does some stupid things (e.g., attacking DeSantis), but he's a barroom brawler who doesn't GAF, and that's exactly what we need: a Republican version of Andrew Jackson. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2023 06:57 PM (nEndu) 116 Russell Brand drops a short vid. The plot, as they say, thickens... https://tinyurl.com/d6wynkc4 Posted by: BurtTC at September 22, 2023 06:57 PM (4053w) 117 >"Born this way" has never been true. Posted by: Moron Robbie - if it were , that would mean gays are mutants Posted by: DB - man of leisure at September 22, 2023 06:58 PM (geLO8) 118 Homosexuality ALWAYS involves abuse. Always. "Born this way" has never been true. Posted by: Moron Robbie - _______________ A very good argument for dealing with the abusers ... definitively. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2023 06:58 PM (nEndu) 119 if it were , that would mean gays are mutants Posted by: DB - man of leisure at September 22, 2023 06:58 PM (geLO It would also mean that homosexuality would be a self-limiting problem, since they tend not to reproduce. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 07:00 PM (aAoq2) 120 UVA is awful, NC State should win it. VaTech is, at best, mediocre. They'll lose to NC tomorrow. Posted by: Puddleglum ------ Aren't they both about to be destroyed by a apocryphal storm? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2023 07:00 PM (uQVw9) 121 OT: the early hyena-possession" episode of Buffy is on. It's effective, but part of the story turns on the behavior of actual hyenas. Nobody mentions in the story that hyenas are matriarchal; the alpha female leads the pack. Yet we're shown one of the teenage boys in the group possessed by the hyena spirits is their leader. Oops. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Or maybe the hyena spirit was confused by our strange sexually-dimorphic human biology. Female hyenas have a pseudo-penis (erectile clitoris) 90% the size of a male's real penis. Which they urinate and give birth through. And no other vaginal opening. They've got a scrotum, too, but it's empty. https://tinyurl.com/3czf395y (wikipedia) Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2023 07:00 PM (DgGvY) 122 120 UVA is awful, NC State should win it. VaTech is, at best, mediocre. They'll lose to NC tomorrow. Posted by: Puddleglum ------ Aren't they both about to be destroyed by a apocryphal storm? Posted by: Mike Hammer Yes. Probably for the best. The ACC is going to go the way of the PAC 12 anyway. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 07:02 PM (gcUgZ) 123 No. That's not sex. They pretend it is, and they want badly for everyone to play along, but gay sex is sex in the same way gay marriage is marriage. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 06:50 PM (de2/z) _______________ It's straight-up perversion. Cory Booker, please note the definition of perversion is Sexual perversion is an old-fashioned [!] diagnostic term that served as a label for sexual activities considered outside the norm of heterosexual sexual desire and activity. This norm was defined as coitus with a person of the opposite sex with the aim of achieving orgasm through genital penetration. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2023 07:03 PM (nEndu) 124 Female hyenas have a pseudo-penis (erectile clitoris) 90% the size of a male's real penis. Which they urinate and give birth through. And no other vaginal opening. They've got a scrotum, too, but it's empty. ______________ Sounds like a lot of liberal women. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 22, 2023 07:04 PM (nEndu) 125 Really? I'm on the far west side of est and plenty of daylight left Posted by: A dude in MI at September 22, 2023 06:50 PM A single time zone is really, really big. My daughter is out at the western border of the same time zone as me and she gets an extra hour of daylight. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 22, 2023 07:07 PM (enJYY) 126 @60 >>I always hear that Chicago is the problem... I guess the rest of the state is like the feudal domain or something... Illinois county map is blood red but that blood red map results in Democrat super-majorities. Weird. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 07:07 PM (XV/Pl) 127 looks for a Nood call finds none NOOD. 17 minutes ago. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 07:07 PM (qPw5n) 128 Canada geese mate for life. You don't suppose that goose is waiting for someone, do you? Posted by: creeper at September 22, 2023 07:21 PM (cTCuP) 129 I'm glad she said something. I've been telling people that this book doesn't seem like a kids book with illustrations of sex between two males with a sex toy, oral sex, masturbation, and other sexually explicit content. It's more of the type of book with illustrations of sex between two males with a sex toy, oral sex, masturbation, and other sexually explicit content you write for your parents. Posted by: Ben Sears at September 22, 2023 07:25 PM (WENz1) 130 My family all the time say that I am wasting my time here at web, except I know I am getting knowledge daily by reading such good articles or reviews. Posted by: fuck at September 22, 2023 08:53 PM (JU1qh) 131 Wrote it for its parents Think about that Posted by: Gonzotx at September 22, 2023 09:15 PM (MwHgU) 132 "AllahPundit owns the book in galley form under its original title, Toni Morrison's "Beloved." Chuckles... IDIOT!: https://tinyurl.com/jc7n8hj5 Posted by: Danimal28 at September 23, 2023 09:48 AM (ryUqI) 133 An impressive share! I have just forwarded this onto a coworker who has been doing a little homework on this. And he actually bought me breakfast due to the fact that I discovered it for him... lol. So allow me to reword this.... Thank YOU for the meal!! But yeah, thanks for spending some time to talk about this issue here on your internet site. Posted by: beeg at September 24, 2023 06:34 AM (JU1qh) (Jump to top of page) Name: * Email: * URL: Comments: Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0319 seconds. 14 queries taking 0.0132 seconds, 141 records returned. Page size 82 kb. Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.	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