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Tissot Holyday.jpg

Holyday
James Tissot

Posted by: CBD at 09:35 AM




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1 Cricket cap!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:34 AM (krqg6)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2023 09:35 AM (T4tVD)

3 Spotted dick!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:35 AM (krqg6)

4 Peter Gibbons:
What would you do if you had a million pounds?

Lawrence:
I'll tell you what I'd do, man, I'd take two chicks on holiday at the same time, man.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2023 09:36 AM (XqcwY)

5 Cricket cap!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:34 AM (krqg6)

I read that as Cricket Crap.

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2023 09:36 AM (T4tVD)

6 The knives in the foreground bespeak of horrors to come.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 22, 2023 09:36 AM (AMd6i)

7 I got willowed:
360 346 Autumnal Equinox arrives tonight in the US. UTC time Saturday, September 23, 2023 at 06:50:00. (2:50 AM EDT. I think)
-------------------
This means Puddinhead's Autumnal Bourbon Drink is now in season. Jigger of Bourbon, a tad of maple syrup, rocks, twist of lemon and fresh Apple Cider. Very Autumnal. If you wish to add a dash of cinnamon, have at it. Ground cloves is another option.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 22, 2023 09:36 AM (AMd6i)

8 So is it pronounced “holy day” or “holiday?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:37 AM (xTRSc)

9 Spotted dick!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:35 AM (krqg6)


You can get a prescription for that.

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2023 09:37 AM (gmo/4)

10 Are the glass probes for now or later??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:37 AM (krqg6)

11 Quite the spread.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2023 09:37 AM (Q4IgG)

12 this picnic includes bowling pins for some reason

Posted by: DB - Nixon's The One at September 22, 2023 09:37 AM (geLO8)

13 Too over-dressed for a luncheon on the grass.

Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2023 09:37 AM (OyyDO)

14 That Rastafarian cap is ... jarring.

Posted by: pookysgirl sez hold up, waitaminute at September 22, 2023 09:37 AM (dtlDP)

15 I see pie...I like pie.

Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2023 09:37 AM (AwYPR)

16 Very jolly scene.

Posted by: Tuna at September 22, 2023 09:38 AM (iOGRW)

17 I've seen almost all that paraphernalia on the Antiques Roadshow.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:38 AM (krqg6)

18 Quite the spread.

That's what HE said!

Posted by: Some housewife saying goodby to the Paolo at September 22, 2023 09:38 AM (XqcwY)

19 How long before Hyacinth Bucket crashes the upper-crusts’ picnic?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:38 AM (xTRSc)

20 WTF is the woman on the left wearing on her head?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 22, 2023 09:38 AM (AMd6i)

21 this picnic includes bowling pins for some reason
Posted by: DB - Nixon's The One at September 22, 2023 09:37 AM (geLO

There is a juggling act later in the day.

Posted by: dantesed at September 22, 2023 09:38 AM (88xKn)

22 So is it pronounced “holy day” or “holiday?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:37 AM (xTRSc)


Holy Day ay ay ay road...

Holiday ay ay ay road..


Lindsey Buckingham

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2023 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

23 And the guy in the background hoping to get some strange!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:39 AM (krqg6)

24 Le'Threesome.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2023 09:39 AM (kzu4f)

25 8 So is it pronounced “holy day” or “holiday?”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:37 AM (xTRSc)

mainly it lets you know where the word Holiday came from. If you know someone named Holliman, same etymology.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2023 09:39 AM (i9ffA)

26 I hope none of those picnic treats include cinnamon.

Posted by: Evil Stuff at September 22, 2023 09:39 AM (83IzV)

27 Attractive and detailed! This looks like a ce-ment pond on somebody's estate, though I guess it could be at a public park. Since there are at least six and maybe seven people in the painting, I'm leaning toward the park idea. Though I'd guess anybody rich enough to have a ce-ment pond on his property could afford to have a bunch of guests over for the first day of fall.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 22, 2023 09:40 AM (omVj0)

28 Late for tea again! Where's my hat?!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2023 09:40 AM (oH4uU)

29 Chiggers'll getcha. Inside all that bundle of clothing.

Posted by: mindful webworker - get that pic-a-nic basket, BooBoo! at September 22, 2023 09:41 AM (gL/LV)

30 Not realistic. No fallen leaves on the picnic cloth. Would not hang. (Will not wear that hat to a TxMoMe, either.)

Posted by: GL at September 22, 2023 09:41 AM (5fDan)

31 Trees, therefore art.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at September 22, 2023 09:41 AM (OUMaO)

32 I hope their are no otters in that river.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:41 AM (xTRSc)

33 This painting is a mess
I would frisbee it off the 3rd level of a parking garage

have a nice day y'all

Posted by: DB - Nixon's The One at September 22, 2023 09:41 AM (geLO8)

34 It must have been wear a funny hat day in the park.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 22, 2023 09:41 AM (AMd6i)

35 Obviously too backward to appreciate the hoodie-gym-short combo.

Posted by: Zek at September 22, 2023 09:41 AM (5FPX4)

36 Those people are bundled up like it's 40F.

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2023 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

37 It's a holiday.
It's a holiday.
Ma-ma-ma-ma please, no more Jaguars
I don't wanna be a pop star
Ma-ma-ma-ma please, no more deckhands
I don't wanna be a sailor man
Ma-ma-ma-ma please, no more facelifts
I just don't know which one you is
Ma-ma-ma-ma please, no more husbands
I don't know who my daddy is

Posted by: Nazareth at September 22, 2023 09:42 AM (Y6AXb)

38 Yogi and Boo-Boo lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

Posted by: Smarter Than Average at September 22, 2023 09:42 AM (83IzV)

39 Great. Now I'm hungry. Only 3 more hours till lunch.

Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2023 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

40 Very nice. But the artist has spelling issues.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2023 09:42 AM (aQy7p)

41 I'd love to see this recreated in Central Park just to find out how long it would last.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 22, 2023 09:42 AM (AMd6i)

42 20 WTF is the woman on the left wearing on her head?
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I think it's an ordinary sort of flat-brimmed [or turned down at the edges] straw hat but the head-on perspective makes it look like a tall tube-shaped one.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:43 AM (krqg6)

43 > 3 Spotted dick!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:35 AM (krqg6)

No need amputate penis. Two-three day, fall off by himself.

Posted by: Chinese Doctor at September 22, 2023 09:43 AM (Y6AXb)

44 Late for tea again!



It's OK, Nancy. Lauren left some vape for you.

Posted by: Prayer-Breakfast Attendees and Beetlejuice Audience Members at September 22, 2023 09:43 AM (xTRSc)

45 WTF is the woman on the left wearing on her head?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 22, 2023


***
There is no logic to fashionable female headwear. It can be colorful or drab, sprightly or formal, but it always depends on who is wearing what in New York and Paris this season. If a semi-tame hippo at the Bronx Zoo could be pushed as a fashion plate, women in Paris and Belgrade would all want to dress like hippos.

(Of course that used to be true. Now it's "What T-shirt should I wear?" and "What's Taylor Swift wearing on her latest tour?")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 22, 2023 09:43 AM (omVj0)

46 It must have been wear a funny hat day in the park.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 22, 2023 09:41 AM (AMd6i)


And tomorrow is silly walk day!

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2023 09:43 AM (gmo/4)

47 I'm thinking there might have been some dubious mushrooms in that tea.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2023 09:44 AM (Y6AXb)

48 Lady in red against the tree on the left is the chaperone. She will be oblivious to the hand job.

Posted by: Wyoming at September 22, 2023 09:44 AM (CnLzB)

49 42 20 WTF is the woman on the left wearing on her head?
------
I think it's an ordinary sort of flat-brimmed [or turned down at the edges] straw hat but the head-on perspective makes it look like a tall tube-shaped one.
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My first read of it said monkey wearing a wasp waist with the face of the monkey being the woman observer.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 22, 2023 09:45 AM (AMd6i)

50 Curious title. Must research.

Art-deco-ish but still looks illustrative. Reminds me of a sculpture at Grounds For Sculpture in New Jersey.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2023 09:45 AM (b9y9p)

51 I'm getting a throuple vibe.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2023 09:45 AM (NpAcC)

52 Oops, I guess that's a pool or fountain, not a river. So probably no otters, then.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:45 AM (xTRSc)

53 Trees, therefore art.
-----------
Bob Ross’s First TV Painting Goes On Sale For Nearly $10m
Minneapolis gallery puts A Walk in the Woods, the first of over 400 paintings Ross produced for The Joy of Painting, up for sale

Bob Ross was an artist who brought painting to the people, his works completed for PBS viewers in less than a half hour with little more than a large bristle brush, a putty knife and plenty of encouragement. It is unlikely he would have envisioned one of his works going up for sale for nearly $10m.

https://tinyurl.com/mep7tp5n
UK Guardian

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:45 AM (krqg6)

54 > Yogi and Boo-Boo lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

Modern bears are too lazy to go after picnic baskets.

They go straight for the Krispy Kreme van.

https://is.gd/Hua1mh

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2023 09:46 AM (Y6AXb)

55 Those people are bundled up like it's 40F.

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2023


***
The artist's name, Tissot, suggests France. Paris and Rouen, for instance, are fairly far north. (Berlin, I was surprised to discover, is on the same latitude as *Labrador*.) So it could be fairly cool in late September.

It was also the fashion to cover everything except the occasional ankle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 22, 2023 09:46 AM (omVj0)

56 The old woman disapproves of that young woman flirting with the fella in the silly hat.

Posted by: dantesed at September 22, 2023 09:46 AM (88xKn)

57 Oy! What's this then?

- Bobby patrolling in the park.

A Peeler, cheese it!

- The tea party

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2023 09:47 AM (gmo/4)

58 54 > Yogi and Boo-Boo lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

Modern bears are too lazy to go after picnic baskets.

They go straight for the Krispy Kreme van.

https://is.gd/Hua1mh
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Truth - bears like dumps and dumpsters.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 22, 2023 09:47 AM (AMd6i)

59 Not sure I like it

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2023 09:47 AM (KWtXv)

60 No need amputate penis. Two-three day, fall off by himself.
Posted by: Chinese Doctor
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Dong tea!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:47 AM (krqg6)

61 (Berlin, I was surprised to discover, is on the same latitude as *Labrador*.)


Spain is on roughly the same latitude as Michigan.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:48 AM (xTRSc)

62 The old woman disapproves of that young woman flirting with the fella in the silly hat.
Posted by: dantesed

Nah, she's nodding off for an afternoon nap.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2023 09:48 AM (oH4uU)

63 The artist's name, Tissot, suggests France.


However the cricket cap suggests England.

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2023 09:48 AM (gmo/4)

64 > 60 No need amputate penis. Two-three day, fall off by himself.
Posted by: Chinese Doctor
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> Dong tea!

I have excellent batch of Three Penis Wine, straight from China. Very medicinal! Donkey, dolphin, and dog.

Posted by: Chinese Doctor at September 22, 2023 09:49 AM (Y6AXb)

65 Great. Now I'm hungry. Only 3 more hours till lunch.
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2023 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

Ya shoulda had a Skip-like breakfast !

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2023 09:49 AM (T4tVD)

66 bear left

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2023 09:49 AM (X+Ku8)

67 Now did I put the laudanum in the chaperone's tea or my o
w
n

nnn

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:49 AM (krqg6)

68 I saw Dubious Mushrooms open for Strawberry Alarm Clock at Monterey in '67.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 22, 2023 09:50 AM (ScR16)

69 bear left
---------
There wolf!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:50 AM (krqg6)

70 No need amputate penis. Two-three day, fall off by himself.
Posted by: Chinese Doctor


No more yanky the wanky. The Donger need sleep!

- Long Duc Dong

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2023 09:50 AM (gmo/4)

71 Casablanca is about the same latitude as San Diego.

Houston? Timbuktoo.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 22, 2023 09:51 AM (JkeTM)

72 68 I saw Dubious Mushrooms open for Strawberry Alarm Clock at Monterey in '67.
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Incense and Peppermints....

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 22, 2023 09:51 AM (AMd6i)

73 bear left


Right, frog.

Posted by: Fozzie at September 22, 2023 09:52 AM (nfrXX)

74 The artist's name, Tissot, suggests France.

Or Swiss watches.

Posted by: spindrift at September 22, 2023 09:53 AM (EGPRf)

75 I don't get it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2023 09:53 AM (aD39U)

76 Looks like a cold autumn day. It must take hours to get dressed in all those layers of clothing. Much prefer summer, sun and ocean to dark park in Fall.
So, would not hang.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 22, 2023 09:54 AM (t/2Uw)

77 Lower right of the picture: A place setting for... tribbles?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 09:54 AM (qPw5n)

78 Incense and Peppermints - okay, new earworm today.

Posted by: JEM at September 22, 2023 09:55 AM (8erNz)

79 Lovely. Would hang.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at September 22, 2023 09:55 AM (45fpk)

80 Hey Boo Boo...I think I see a pic-uh-nic basket!

Posted by: Yogi at September 22, 2023 09:55 AM (NBVIP)

81 Look up. Sniper's in the tree.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 22, 2023 09:55 AM (n4Qav)

82 They're not wearing masks.
--Karen

Posted by: m at September 22, 2023 09:56 AM (LodBx)

83 After takin' nearly every shady lady home
I got an itchy feelin' under my skin
So I grabbed my rags and packed my bags
And got back on the road again
To look for paradise
I needed sugar and spice
I really needed a holiday

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2023 09:56 AM (Q4IgG)

84 They're not wearing masks.
--Karen
Posted by: m at September 22, 2023 09:56 AM

Nor distancing! They want to kill Grandma!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2023 09:57 AM (kzu4f)

85 Hi! I'm Tom Tuttle, from Tacoma!

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2023 09:58 AM (gmo/4)

86 Posted by: CBD at 09:35 AM
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:34 AM (krqg6)

How did andycanuck post before CBD?

Posted by: m at September 22, 2023 09:58 AM (LodBx)

87 BTW, I'm looking online now for the proper term but I guess those aren't cricket caps. Maybe pork-pie ones? But not smoking caps as they don't have a tassel and I think aren't tall enough. Maybe university or 'public school' ones in the school colours?? [Public schools actually being fancy, private schools but that you didn't have to be titled to get in!]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:58 AM (krqg6)

88 10 Are the glass probes for now or later??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:37 AM (krqg6)

What ARE those?

Posted by: m at September 22, 2023 09:59 AM (LodBx)

89 I have excellent batch of Three Penis Wine, straight from China. Very medicinal! Donkey, dolphin, and dog.
---------
The 3Ds!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:59 AM (krqg6)

90 Alternate title. Now is time for sexy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2023 09:59 AM (kzu4f)

91 I like the composition here. Everything fits together. The lines flow and complement the forms. The colors don't conflict or clash. The work feels how it looks. It's nice.

Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2023 09:59 AM (OyyDO)

92 {86} ... How did andycanuck post before CBD?

Posted by: m at September 22, 2023 09:58 AM (LodBx)


The clocks at AoSHQ have been known to hit the bourbon before noon.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 10:00 AM (qPw5n)

93 How did andycanuck post before CBD?
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Smarter than the average bear!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:00 AM (krqg6)

94 27 a ce-ment pond
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 22, 2023 09:40 AM (omVj0)

LOL

Posted by: m at September 22, 2023 10:00 AM (LodBx)

95 It's because andycanuck is deep state. This is known.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2023 10:00 AM (0FoWg)

96

Holiday 1967

https://youtu.be/rEVc0RIVDmU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 10:01 AM (63Dwl)

97 How did andycanuck post before CBD?



He's Canadian. Tim Horton's gives you magical powers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:01 AM (xTRSc)

98 30 Not realistic. No fallen leaves on the picnic cloth. Would not hang. (Will not wear that hat to a TxMoMe, either.)
Posted by: GL at September 22, 2023 09:41 AM (5fDan)

It IS the TxMoMe!

Posted by: m at September 22, 2023 10:01 AM (LodBx)

99 She's roofying his tea! Don't do it buddy, you'll wake up in a tub full of ice missing a kidney!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2023 10:02 AM (kzu4f)

100 The artist's name, Tissot, suggests France.
*
However the cricket cap suggests England.

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2023


***
Which is even farther north. Were it not for the Gulf Stream warming things up, England would be too cold for agriculture for a lot of the year, and the British Empire might never have gotten off the ground.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 22, 2023 10:02 AM (omVj0)

101 OT. Bob Menendez charged for bribery

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2023 10:02 AM (MGB5H)

102 All right. Enough of these uptight society broads.

This is definitely one for lads, but there is *plenty* of beefcake for the 'ettes, here, too.

Lyrics are most assuredly NSFW:

https://youtu.be/ck8zMyDRJBQ?si=9bhyG4peY2TrSifW

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2023 10:03 AM (0FoWg)

103 How did andycanuck post before CBD?

Apparently the system that serves ace.mu.nu is separate from the one that serves acecomments.mu.nu and any correspondence between their clocks is, um, coincidental.

Posted by: Fozzie at September 22, 2023 10:03 AM (nfrXX)

104 Bob Menendez charged for bribery



How much did they charge him?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:04 AM (xTRSc)

105 You want ants? Cause this is how you get aunts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2023 10:04 AM (5xURv)

106 Concrete. Cement is the binding agent. Don't make the civil engineers apoplectic.

Posted by: spindrift at September 22, 2023 10:04 AM (EGPRf)

107 Joe, there's a smudge on my F-35B. Do have one of your men shine that up for me.

Posted by: Volodymir Zelenskyy at September 22, 2023 10:04 AM (ptElO)

108 It's because andycanuck is deep state. This is known.
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{{{that's supposed to be secret}}}

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:05 AM (krqg6)

109 OT. Bob Menendez charged for bribery
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2023 10:02 AM

Someone in the dem party wants him gone. The DOJ/FIB etc. are the tools. I mean banging underage girls was not enough for them. Apparently ol' Bob missed some payments to the big guy. This is a bone thrown by the DOJ/FIB machine. See how tough we are on one of our own!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2023 10:05 AM (kzu4f)

110 Wiki sez the guy's cap is a cricket club cap.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 22, 2023 10:05 AM (ScR16)

111 Casablanca is about the same latitude as San Diego.

Houston? Timbuktoo.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 22, 2023


***
Cairo and N'Awlins are both on 30 deg. north. The famous S. California climate, also known as Mediterranean, has duplicates in the Southern Hemisphere -- a part of Chile around 35 S., and Perth, Australia, and South Africa.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 22, 2023 10:06 AM (omVj0)

112 101 OT. Bob Menendez charged for bribery
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That's crazy talk!
🧈 🧈 🧈 🧈

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:06 AM (krqg6)

113 Which is even farther north. Were it not for the Gulf Stream warming things up, England would be too cold for agriculture for a lot of the year, and the British Empire might never have gotten off the ground.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 22, 2023 10:02 AM

Word

Posted by: Ireland at September 22, 2023 10:06 AM (kzu4f)

114 There's too much going on in this piece. Also, no boobs.

Would not affix to the side of my van.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:06 AM (bQKgA)

115 Guy in the back facing away from us is tippytoeing on the rail. I'd push him in the water.

He's dressed the same, including hat, as the foreground guy. Is this some sort of initiation?

Posted by: Wyoming at September 22, 2023 10:07 AM (CnLzB)

116

That little Tissot got his own cement pond
That little Tissot is a millionaire

https://youtu.be/0WPzFnZkZmI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 10:07 AM (63Dwl)

117 There's too much going on in this piece. Also, no boobs.

Would not affix to the side of my van.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:06 AM

Would you settle for a wolf howling at the moon on top of a rocky outcrop?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2023 10:07 AM (kzu4f)

118 The guy in the back is definitely a dandy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2023 10:08 AM (5xURv)

119 There's too much going on in this piece. Also, no boobs.

Would not affix to the side of my van.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

The boobs are just hidden under frilly layers. Don't you guys have imaginations?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2023 10:08 AM (oH4uU)

120 Houston? Timbuktoo.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 22, 2023 09:51 AM (JkeTM)

For a walk in the woods
went Tim and me
when we came upon the maidens three
hair of gold and eyes of blue
I bucked one
and Tim bucked two.

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2023 10:09 AM (T4tVD)

121 Would you settle for a wolf howling at the moon on top of a rocky outcrop?

Now that's some art, rat cher.

Posted by: Bubba at September 22, 2023 10:09 AM (nfrXX)

122 That little Tissot got his own cement pond
That little Tissot is a millionaire

https://youtu.be/0WPzFnZkZmI
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 10:07 AM

On Sirrus they edited the song to get rid of the word faggot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2023 10:09 AM (kzu4f)

123 How did andycanuck post before CBD?



He's Canadian. Tim Horton's gives you magical powers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:01 AM (xTRSc)


That and all the poutine. It builds up Canadians with midi-chlorians.

These aren't the hockey pucks you're looking for.

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2023 10:10 AM (gmo/4)

124 Lawrence:
I'll tell you what I'd do, man, I'd take two chicks on holiday at the same time, man.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2023 09:36 AM (XqcwY

Instead of him competing for the ladies’ favors, the ladies are competing for his.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 22, 2023 10:10 AM (b2EFX)

125 Perhaps it's a cricket team party? All the adoring young lady groupies gathering around. Guy bragging about his wicked googlie.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2023 10:10 AM (kzu4f)

126 Threesome forming up.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 22, 2023 10:11 AM (9/y3s)

127 I guess it was only in his later career that Tissot started hawking wristwatches.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:12 AM (bQKgA)

128 getting rid of square western state sock. I'm sure it was funny yesterday.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2023 10:12 AM (CnLzB)

129 110 Wiki sez the guy's cap is a cricket club cap.
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Oh, good.

I thought they were always white and with a small peak; but while looking for other possibilities, the Victorian private school caps all had small peaks as well although many with circular patterns like those illustrated.

https://tinyurl.com/jf5xehkh

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:12 AM (krqg6)

130 Bob Menendez charged for bribery

I remember when he fought Obama on his Iran deal and suddenly claims that Menendez was having sex with underage hookers in DR were everywhere.

And then....Menendez gave up and the claims went away.

Note, the girls from DR were still claiming he had sex with them...the media just stopped covering it.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2023 10:13 AM (XqcwY)

131 I saw Wicked Googlie open for the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus at the Diamond Ballroom in 2016.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2023 10:13 AM (oH4uU)

132 Lovely painting.

As a mostly Irish broad, took bits & pieces from Jewish Unpacked, How to Observe Yom Kippur. (Hopefully I've not been offensive in this.)

What is Yom Kippur?
Yom Kippur means “Day of Atonement.” It is the holiest and most solemn day of the Jewish year and is a fast day. According to tradition, at the end of Yom Kippur, God “seals” our fates for the coming year (i.e., whether we will be inscribed in the Book of Life). The main themes of this day are sin, repentance (teshuvah) and atonement.

Yom Kippur is observed on the 10th day of the Hebrew month of Tishrei. In 2023, that corresponds to the evening of Sunday, September 24 until the evening of Monday, September 25.

The day before Yom Kippur, the last meal (aka. the se’udah hamafseket) must be eaten before sundown. Candles are also lit with the blessing “l’hadlik ner shel yom hakipurim.” Additionally, if one’s parent or parents are deceased, a special memorial candle (called a ner neshama) is lit in their memory and burns for the entire holiday.

Have a meaningful Yom Kippur MOT.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 22, 2023 10:13 AM (GshMh)

133 Would you settle for a wolf howling at the moon on top of a rocky outcrop?


A wizard riding a wolf would work for me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2023 10:13 AM (aD39U)

134 Wiki sez the guy's cap is a cricket club cap.
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Oh, good.

I thought they were always white and with a small peak; but while looking for other possibilities, the Victorian private school caps all had small peaks as well although many with circular patterns like those illustrated.

https://tinyurl.com/jf5xehkh
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:12 AM

So early version of the post party kegger with the cheerleaders.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2023 10:14 AM (kzu4f)

135 @112

>>OT. Bob Menendez charged for bribery

He'll either be re-elected with a higher percentage of votes or the guy that replaces him will be even worse, because that's how New Jersey Rolls.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 10:14 AM (rc3Z7)

136 He's Canadian. Tim Horton's gives you magical powers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:01 AM (xTRSc)


Not since around 2002 when they announced a central baking facility where they'd half-bake, and flash-freeze baked goods, then ship them to the stores for final baking/warming: https://is.gd/kAehuA

Everything started to have the taste and texture of a day-old. I don't go there anymore.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 10:14 AM (qPw5n)

137 Howard Stern is in the news on explicit tranny/gay books in elementary libraries: ""Am I for kids being able to read about anything in school? Yeah, I am. I don’t give a shit what kids read.""

So...he's ok with books from Trump or say...Nick Fuentes? Playboy magazines? Hell, just a book that says there are only two sexes.

What's that? Oh, THAT is different?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2023 10:14 AM (XqcwY)

138 Threesome forming up.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 22, 2023 10:11 AM (9/y3s)


Lady on the right seems monumentally disinterested.

Posted by: spindrift at September 22, 2023 10:14 AM (EGPRf)

139 Lady on the right seems monumentally disinterested.

Wait until she see the size of my, uh, cricket bat.

Posted by: The guy in the painting at September 22, 2023 10:16 AM (XqcwY)

140 Lady on the right seems monumentally disinterested.
Posted by: spindrift

I mean, the dude is already lying on her tush.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2023 10:16 AM (oH4uU)

141 >>OT. Bob Menendez charged for bribery

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Now when I see the DOJ go after a politician the first thing that comes to mind is, I wonder what other politician set the dogs on him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:17 AM (bQKgA)

142 Corsicana!

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2023 10:18 AM (z3WCn)

143 I’m interviewing candidates for a position I’m looking to fill. This is an entry level-ish tech role, 1-2 years experience, Pay is $70-80k. Used to be hard to find people. Today, not so much. I got a ton of interest.

The tech bubble has definitely popped.

Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 10:18 AM (bWsRe)

144 She is pouring extract of belladonna into his cup....poor lad....

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2023 10:19 AM (t459v)

145 Laudanum and crumpets. How marvelous!

Posted by: Simply capital! at September 22, 2023 10:19 AM (lR6tR)

146 Uncropped version here, including the older husband of the 'chaperone'

This painting is set in the artist’s garden in the wealthy north London suburb of St John’s Wood. It features its distinctive cast-iron colonnade enclosing a large ornamental fishpond. St John’s Wood was considered a rather louche area and this picture of young people flirting, unnoticed by their sleeping chaperone, was considered by some to be rather vulgar. The men are wearing the caps of I Zingari, an elite amateur cricket club. James Tissot had fled to London in 1870 after the fall of the Paris Commune, and stayed until 1882.
Gallery label, July 2007

https://tinyurl.com/2u3kjast

A REALLY full description from the Tate under "Catalogue entry"!!
https://tinyurl.com/2smtpt7m

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:19 AM (krqg6)

147 Wasn’t menendez charged before and an acquitted ? Or am I thinking of another corrupt (is there any other kid ) NJ politician.

Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 10:20 AM (bWsRe)

148 137 Howard Stern is in the news on explicit tranny/gay books in elementary libraries: ""Am I for kids being able to read about anything in school? Yeah, I am. I don’t give a shit what kids read.""
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"Entertainers" are puppets. Same with "Thought Leaders."

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:20 AM (pLaQB)

149 I’m interviewing candidates for a position I’m looking to fill. This is an entry level-ish tech role, 1-2 years experience, Pay is $70-80k. Used to be hard to find people. Today, not so much. I got a ton of interest.

The tech bubble has definitely popped.
Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 10:18 AM (bWsRe)
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Something to look forward to for when it hits me!

Also, something tells me there will be no reduction in H-1B issuance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2023 10:20 AM (t0OGg)

150 Its speed picnicking.

One cup of tea then you rotate blankets.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 22, 2023 10:20 AM (RP1Xz)

151 You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination - Next stop, the Twilight Zone

Biden: "MAGA Republicans spent four years gutting the immigration system under my predecessor. They continue to undermine our border security today."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:20 AM (FVME7)

152 How is Howard Stern still a thing in 2023?

Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 10:20 AM (bWsRe)

153 Menendez is a distraction courtesy of the junta. He' lived out his usefulness and his seat is safe for the next corrupt dem so he was an easy sacrificial lamb. Not falling for it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2023 10:21 AM (kzu4f)

154 140 Lady on the right seems monumentally disinterested.
Posted by: spindrift

And he paid for the whole picnic too poor sap.

Posted by: Simping gets you nowhere at September 22, 2023 10:21 AM (lR6tR)

155 Bob Menendez....

Contrast him to the former Republican house member who was hounded out of congress for lying about some stupid stuff... can't recall his name. Lasted about a month.

But Menendez was in there for quite a while as accusations mounted.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2023 10:21 AM (Q4IgG)

156 @141

>>Now when I see the DOJ go after a politician the first thing that comes to mind is, I wonder what other politician set the dogs on him.

There are a couple of things at play here...

1. O'l Bob is not really subtle in his corruption.

2. He's pro Israel and against the Iran Deal, so that rubs the Obama wing the wrong way.

3. More than likely some NJ pol wants to level up and Bob is in the way.

There could be more, there could be less, but that's enough for The Junta.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 10:21 AM (rc3Z7)

157 147 Wasn’t menendez charged before and an acquitted ? Or am I thinking of another corrupt (is there any other kid ) NJ politician.
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My guess is he will be replaced by a new approved minority. He's had his day at the trough.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:21 AM (pLaQB)

158 146 Huh. Never knew you could pick up chicks wearing a cricket cap.

So that was my problem back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:21 AM (xTRSc)

159 Biden: "MAGA Republicans spent four years gutting the immigration system under my predecessor. They continue to undermine our border security today."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

I'm sorry, can you repeat that? My brain must have glitched.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2023 10:21 AM (oH4uU)

160 Wasn’t menendez charged before and an acquitted ? Or am I thinking of another corrupt (is there any other kid ) NJ politician.
Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 10:20 AM (bWsRe)

Not our Fen !

Posted by: JT at September 22, 2023 10:22 AM (T4tVD)

161 How is Howard Stern still a thing in 2023?

He locked himself, and his much younger wife, in his house due to COVID since 2019.

Without those Paolo sessions she's gone kind of bonkers and taken it out on Howard who is now even more neurotic and puerile.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2023 10:22 AM (XqcwY)

162 Also, something tells me there will be no reduction in H-1B issuance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2023 10:20 AM (t0OGg)

Heaven forfend!!

My company and myself in particular have never gone the H1B route. I’ll pay $1 more today to not have to pay $2 more tomorrow to fix shit the cheaper H1B guy did. So very few companies understand this basic concept.

Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 10:22 AM (bWsRe)

163 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:19 AM (krqg6)


Thank you for the extra information!

Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2023 10:22 AM (gmo/4)

164 152 How is Howard Stern still a thing in 2023?
Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 10:20 AM (bWsRe)

He insists upon himself.

Posted by: Peter Griffin at September 22, 2023 10:23 AM (lR6tR)

165 Biden: "MAGA Republicans spent four years gutting the immigration system under my predecessor. They continue to undermine our border security today."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:20 AM (FVME7)

That's some grade A gaslighting right there, fellas and felletes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2023 10:23 AM (5xURv)

166 Are the glass probes for now or later??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:37 AM (krqg6)

What ARE those?
Posted by: m at September 22, 2023 09:59 AM (LodBx)


Drink me.

Posted by: go ask Alice at September 22, 2023 10:23 AM (EGPRf)

167 There is some good colour and drawing ... in his painting of a withered chestnut tree, with the autumn sun glowing through the yellow leaves in a picnic scene, No.23; the remainder of the picture being somewhat in the photographic style of Frith ... Mr Tissot's over-dressed, common-looking people, and ugly, painfully accurate representation of modern soda water bottles.

Would not hang unless the handyman was very handy.

Posted by: zombie oscar wilde at September 22, 2023 10:24 AM (krqg6)

168 @155

>>But Menendez was in there for quite a while as accusations mounted.

Madison Hawthorne's big faux pas was saying that Washington is full of homos and pedophiles hell bent on the destruction of the country.

He wasn't wrong but that got the GOPe chuckleheads in a tizzy and they got rid of him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 10:24 AM (rc3Z7)

169 "MAGA Republicans spent four years gutting the immigration system under my predecessor. They continue to undermine our border security today."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


If there was an opposition party they'd point out it would be trivial to stop this problem.

In fact it would cost less money then to fund a brigade of Ukrainian bureaucrats...Biden, and the GOPe under Trump, do not want to stop the invasion.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2023 10:24 AM (XqcwY)

170 The lady on the right is mesmerized by the tall and handsome gentleman, with a huge.....cricket bat.

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2023 10:24 AM (t459v)

171 Uncropped version here, including the older husband of the 'chaperone'

Including their daughter. *she'll* notice the hand job.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2023 10:25 AM (CnLzB)

172 Biden: "MAGA Republicans spent four years gutting the immigration system under my predecessor. They continue to undermine our border security today."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


Yea Trump was all for open borders. That's why he wanted to build a wall and shit. Does Joe think we are that stupid or he that stupid? Well I would go with and.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2023 10:25 AM (kzu4f)

173 Wasn’t menendez charged before and an acquitted ? Or am I thinking of another corrupt (is there any other kid ) NJ politician.
Posted by: Montec a

Same dude also bribery charges. Hung jury.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2023 10:25 AM (hPaQb)

174 That's some grade A gaslighting right there, fellas and felletes.

I don't know which possibility is worse -- that he believes it or that he thinks we'll believe it.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2023 10:26 AM (nfrXX)

175 I see the NYT has another headline on FOXN.

Their hot take? If Trump gets re-elected it will be the end of democracy.

So consider...the core element of "sacred democracy" as the left sees it is that the electorate is not allowed to vote for people endorsing different policies then they do.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2023 10:26 AM (XqcwY)

176 Thank you for the extra information!
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Lucky hit from DuckDuckGo.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:27 AM (krqg6)

177 @174

>>I don't know which possibility is worse -- that he believes it or that he thinks we'll believe it.

That's not for us, that's marching orders for the MSM to lead every story with it and to lead with any questioning to Republicans.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 10:27 AM (rc3Z7)

178 Same dude also bribery charges. Hung jury.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2023 10:25 AM (hPaQb)

Mr. Foreman Peter North, has the jury reached a verdict?

Posted by: Just couldn't come to a unanimous decision at September 22, 2023 10:27 AM (lR6tR)

179 Same dude also bribery charges. Hung jury.
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A hung jury is preferable to a hanging jury.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:28 AM (pLaQB)

180
How did andycanuck post before CBD?

Posted by: m at September 22, 2023 09:58 AM


If an electron leaves Canada at the speed of light and another electron leaves the greater NY/NJ area at the same moment and same speed, which arrives at a server located in the Midwest first?

Show your work.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 22, 2023 10:28 AM (enJYY)

181 This time, a Michigan woman near a boat launch at Dixon Lake in Otsego County's Bailey Township dropped her Apple Watch in an outhouse toilet and then lowered herself down the hole to retrieve it.
Then, because she was covered in muck, she couldn't escape.
Luckily, someone heard her calls for help. First responders were able to remove the toilet and lower a strap down to lift her up.

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Isn't this really the story of the Democrat Party?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:29 AM (FVME7)

182 Whose mug is it on the far left, the chaperone??

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2023 10:29 AM (t459v)

183 Huh. Never knew you could pick up chicks wearing a cricket cap.


Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:21 AM (xTRSc)


You can't, its a frigging painting. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2023 10:29 AM (VwHCD)

184 Carma?

WATCH: The BLM felon who got his bicep blown off after pulling a pistol on Kyle Rittenhouse just got run over by a black dude

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:30 AM (FVME7)

185 Absinthe's good stuff, man.

Posted by: Guy in the funny hat at September 22, 2023 10:31 AM (PiwSw)

186 Menendez’ wife was indicted, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:31 AM (xTRSc)

187 Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 22, 2023 10:32 AM (ScR16)

188 Yea Trump was all for open borders. That's why he wanted to build a wall and shit. Does Joe think we are that stupid or he that stupid? Well I would go with and.
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He is scripted. He is merely playing a role. There was a mob boss in NYC, the one that created the French Connection, that pretended he was mentally impaired to avoid going to prison. This is what Biden is doing. This mob boss would test the purity of received heroin by grabbing a black dude off the street and shooting him up with a dose. If the dude died then the stuff was good.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:32 AM (pLaQB)

189

Vice President Kamala Harris will lead a new federal office of gun violence prevention, the White House said Thursday.

President Joe Biden will formally announce the new office Friday during a Rose Garden event where several advocates and lawmakers have been invited to attend.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 10:32 AM (63Dwl)

190 My company and myself in particular have never gone the H1B route. I’ll pay $1 more today to not have to pay $2 more tomorrow to fix shit the cheaper H1B guy did. So very few companies understand this basic concept.
Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 10:22 AM (bWsRe)
++++
That's not what it's really about. It's about having a captive workforce that permits you to continuously (or at least regularly) compress salaries. The H1-B is magic in terms of workforce dynamics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2023 10:32 AM (t0OGg)

191 So, NJ is gong to work to keep Menendez off the ballot because he's under indictment, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 22, 2023 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

192
Huh. Never knew you could pick up chicks wearing a cricket cap.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:21 AM


It's not nearly as enticing as a man wearing the uniform of the United States Postal Service. That's a chick magnet.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at September 22, 2023 10:32 AM (enJYY)

193 Menendez’ wife was indicted, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:31 AM (xTRSc)

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When they shoot his dog I'll know they're serious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:33 AM (bQKgA)

194 So early version of the post party kegger with the cheerleaders.
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And a literal cricket kegger here:
https://tinyurl.com/5fv2y76x

Robertson Reid was a Scottish artist who lived in the south of England during the 1870s. He depicted rural community life in an almost documentary style of painting. This scene is set in Ashington in Sussex. Reid shows villagers socialising, either playing or watching the cricket match. Despite the name of the work, the focus appears to be the interaction of a carefully staged group in the foreground. Figures of different ages and social classes socialise together, including wealthy landowners and agricultural workers.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:33 AM (krqg6)

195 167 There is some good colour and drawing ... in his painting of a withered chestnut tree, with the autumn sun glowing through the yellow leaves in a picnic scene, No.23; the remainder of the picture being somewhat in the photographic style of Frith ... Mr Tissot's over-dressed, common-looking people, and ugly, painfully accurate representation of modern soda water bottles.

Would not hang unless the handyman was very handy.
Posted by: zombie oscar wilde at September 22, 2023 10:24 AM (krqg6)

wow
golf clap

Posted by: m at September 22, 2023 10:33 AM (LodBx)

196 Vice President Kamala Harris will lead a new federal office of gun violence prevention, the White House said Thursday.

President Joe Biden will formally announce the new office Friday during a Rose Garden event where several advocates and lawmakers have been invited to attend.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 10:32 AM (63Dwl)
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Well, at least they're setting it up to crash and burn.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 22, 2023 10:33 AM (ScR16)

197 James, how did you like Terms of Endearment?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:34 AM (pLaQB)

198 I'm a little Tissot, short and stout...

Posted by: Limerick? at September 22, 2023 10:34 AM (NBVIP)

199 "Senator Bob Menendez Indicted"

Evergreen headline.

Posted by: Snarky McSnarkface at September 22, 2023 10:36 AM (NBVIP)

200 197 James, how did you like Terms of Endearment?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:34 AM (pLaQB)

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Pretty good, but it's no The Right Stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 22, 2023 10:36 AM (LvTSG)

201 189

Vice President Kamala Harris will lead a new federal office of gun violence prevention, the White House said Thursday.

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Then she'll be spearheading a new federal effort to get guns out of the hands of feral urban yutes who are responsible for 95% of non-suicide firearms fatalities, right?

Right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:36 AM (bQKgA)

202 I'm a little Tissot, short and stout...
Posted by: Limerick? at September 22, 2023 10:34 AM (NBVIP)

Here is the door, now get the hell out.

Posted by: George Jefferson at September 22, 2023 10:37 AM (ovV/V)

203 WATCH: The BLM felon who got his bicep blown off after pulling a pistol on Kyle Rittenhouse just got run over by a black dude
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I'd love to, you tease...where's the video. I can't get enough of Gaige...we're kindred spirits. Both the victims of White-wing extremist violence.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 22, 2023 10:37 AM (NCgXW)

204
Victorian private school caps all had small peaks as well although many with circular patterns like those illustrated.

https://tinyurl.com/jf5xehkh
Posted by: andycanuck


Goodbye, Mr. Chips

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 10:37 AM (63Dwl)

205 201 Then she'll be spearheading a new federal effort to get guns out of the hands of feral urban yutes who are responsible for 95% of non-suicide firearms fatalities, right?

Right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:36 AM (bQKgA)

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That's much harder than going after administrative errors done by independent firearms dealers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 22, 2023 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

206 200 197 James, how did you like Terms of Endearment?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:34 AM (pLaQB)

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Pretty good, but it's no The Right Stuff.
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It's a chick flick. Well done one, but chick flick.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:37 AM (pLaQB)

207 Vice President Kamala Harris will lead a new federal office of gun violence prevention, the White House said Thursday.

She has the background and experience to suck them off
the streets.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 22, 2023 10:38 AM (wu87C)

208 206 It's a chick flick. Well done one, but chick flick.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:37 AM (pLaQB)

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The "oh, suddenly someone is dying of cancer" routine, especially when introduced in the third act, is the height of manipulation.

A Monster Calls is a better movie about a woman dying of cancer with small kids.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 22, 2023 10:39 AM (LvTSG)

209 205 201 Then she'll be spearheading a new federal effort to get guns out of the hands of feral urban yutes who are responsible for 95% of non-suicide firearms fatalities, right?

Right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:36 AM (bQKgA)

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That's much harder than going after administrative errors done by independent firearms dealers.
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That would require stop and frisk. Totes rayciss.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:39 AM (pLaQB)

210 180 If an electron leaves Canada at the speed of light and another electron leaves the greater NY/NJ area at the same moment and same speed, which arrives at a server located in the Midwest first?

Show your work.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 22, 2023 10:28 AM (enJYY)

I need more info about the electron that leaves Canada at the speed of light and the electron that leaves the greater NY/NJ area at the same moment and same speed:

Do they love each other very much?

Posted by: m at September 22, 2023 10:39 AM (LodBx)

211 The inspiration for the meme of the guy walking with his wife looking back to ogle the hot chick who is the same woman as the wife!

https://tinyurl.com/4kwtzm3h

Dr John A.P. Millet wrote that 'Between Two Fires' is a very typical example of the style in which his father was trained at the Royal Academy in Antwerp. Like most other paintings of the period, it was executed in the 14th century Abbot's Grange in Broadway, Worcestershire, which Millet had salvaged from falling into complete disrepair, and had for many years used as a studio (he painted in the old refectory). A professional model - probably a certain Miss Green - posed for both the girls.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:39 AM (krqg6)

212 The "oh, suddenly someone is dying of cancer" routine, especially when introduced in the third act, is the height of manipulation.

A Monster Calls is a better movie about a woman dying of cancer with small kids.
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Do you remember Soap Operas?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:40 AM (pLaQB)

213 Just got an emergency alert /shelter in place notice for a near by county but they don't tell me what it is that is creating an emergency. Godzilla attack? Lizzo sighting? Hunter on a cocaine rampage?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:40 AM (FVME7)

214 212 Do you remember Soap Operas?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:40 AM (pLaQB)

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I was never into sudsiness as a dramatic angle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 22, 2023 10:40 AM (LvTSG)

215 Vice President Kamala Harris will lead a new federal office of gun violence prevention, the White House said Thursday.

If she brings her usual amount of competence to the job, we'll have machine guns falling out of piñatas by this time next year.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2023 10:41 AM (nfrXX)

216 I believe it is pronounced "ménage a troi"

Posted by: Man getting his "tea" topped off at September 22, 2023 10:41 AM (Geoni)

217 Just got an emergency alert /shelter in place notice for a near by county but they don't tell me what it is that is creating an emergency. Godzilla attack? Lizzo sighting? Hunter on a cocaine rampage?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:40 AM (FVME7)


Someone tested positive for COVID-19.

Posted by: spindrift at September 22, 2023 10:41 AM (EGPRf)

218 214 212 Do you remember Soap Operas?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:40 AM (pLaQB)

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I was never into sudsiness as a dramatic angle.
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None of the women in your family ever watched 'All My Children?'

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:41 AM (pLaQB)

219 216 I believe it is pronounced "ménage a troi"
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Father, son and holy ghost?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:42 AM (pLaQB)

220 I'd love to, you tease...where's the video. I can't get enough of Gaige...we're kindred spirits. Both the victims of White-wing extremist violence.
Posted by: Michelle Fields

https://tinyurl.com/y9kjnuwb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:42 AM (FVME7)

221 218 None of the women in your family ever watched 'All My Children?'
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:41 AM (pLaQB)

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Dolley is much more into trashy reality television, and my mother would sooner cut herself than watch a soap.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 22, 2023 10:42 AM (LvTSG)

222 Do you remember Soap Operas?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:40 AM (pLaQB)

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Yeah. If it wasn't incurable cancer then it was a medically-inexplicable case of total amnesia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:42 AM (bQKgA)

223 222 Yeah. If it wasn't incurable cancer then it was a medically-inexplicable case of total amnesia.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:42 AM (bQKgA)

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"I love it!"
-Sam Raimi, writing Spider-Man 3

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 22, 2023 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

224 Father, son and holy ghost?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:42 AM (pLaQB)
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They took the last train for the Coast.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 22, 2023 10:44 AM (ScR16)

225 I believe it is pronounced "ménage a troi"
Posted by: Man getting his "tea" topped off at September 22, 2023 10:41 AM (Geoni)


That's when you get funky with Deanna and Lwaxana at the same time.

Posted by: Captain Picard at September 22, 2023 10:44 AM (EGPRf)

226 If she brings her usual amount of competence to the job, we'll have machine guns falling out of piñatas by this time next year.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2023 10:41 AM (nfrXX)

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New franchises of Booze N Guns opening on every ghetto street corner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:44 AM (bQKgA)

227 Dolley is much more into trashy reality television, and my mother would sooner cut herself than watch a soap.
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Does Dolly watch Below Deck? My wife does. She still watches Survivor, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:44 AM (pLaQB)

228 Father, son and holy ghost?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:42 AM


The three men you admire most?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2023 10:45 AM (aQy7p)

229 CAR-MELLA!!!!
Let me give you a little lesson in firearms.
This is a Rifle, THIS is a Gun. The Rifle is for fighting, The Gun is for FUN!!!!

My CAR-MELLLA knows a lot more about Guns than she does Rifles.

Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at September 22, 2023 10:45 AM (2znMt)

230 Beat me to it, Cap'n Obvious.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2023 10:45 AM (aQy7p)

231 I used to watch “As the World Turns” with my Mom. That was her soap for years.

But I grew up in a small town, so we had a lot of soap-operatic stuff in normal life.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:45 AM (xTRSc)

232 224 Father, son and holy ghost?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:42 AM (pLaQB)
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They took the last train for the Coast.
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Is there anything in the world that doesn't confirm A Lighter Shade of Pale as prophetic?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:46 AM (pLaQB)

233 Morning.

This morning art is nice. Would hang.

Oh, read the last comment on last night's ONT. It's oddly funny.

Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2023 10:46 AM (i6Kdj)

234 I know it was a joke but here's the video...

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 14h
Kyle Rittenhouse attacker Gaige Grosskreutz was hit by a car in Milwaukee.

https://tinyurl.com/5djm6erp
25 seconds; violent but unfortunately, not bloody.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:46 AM (krqg6)

235 Maybe if elected Trump will pardon him

Posted by: Paul at September 22, 2023 10:47 AM (XnFu/)

236 227 Dolley is much more into trashy reality television, and my mother would sooner cut herself than watch a soap.
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Does Dolly watch Below Deck? My wife does. She still watches Survivor, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:44 AM (pLaQB)

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I think she watched it once while we were on vacation. It's on Bravo, or something, which we don't have.

Her big two are Big Brother and Survivor. She's soured on the Bachelor and Bachelorette for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 22, 2023 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

237 Correction - Lighter Shade of Pale should be Bye, Bye, Miss American Pie.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:47 AM (pLaQB)

238 I like the dragging part.

https://bityl.co/LHMQ

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2023 10:47 AM (aD39U)

239 https://tinyurl.com/y9kjnuwb

"Brady Street" is icing on the cake. Or maybe I'm just warped that way.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2023 10:48 AM (nfrXX)

240 Posted by: Paul at September 22, 2023 10:47 AM (XnFu/)

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I bet you think that Biden is better on border issues than Trump, that there is no crisis, and that Eric Adams is a tool of the right for complaining about immigration, which isn't a real issue because Biden closed the border.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 22, 2023 10:48 AM (LvTSG)

241 They took the last train for the Coast.
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Is there anything in the world that doesn't confirm A Lighter Shade of Pale as prophetic?



Whiter Shade of Pale. Also, that line is from American Pie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2023 10:49 AM (CnLzB)

242 Her big two are Big Brother and Survivor. She's soured on the Bachelor and Bachelorette for some reason.
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The way they film Below Deck makes me nauseous. Reminds me of the movie Moulin Rouge. That was hideous as well.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:49 AM (pLaQB)

243 I bet you think that Biden is better on border issues than Trump, that there is no crisis, and that Eric Adams is a tool of the right for complaining about immigration, which isn't a real issue because Biden closed the border.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 22, 2023 10:48 AM (LvTSG)
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LOL. He gets the talking points every morning. Don't spoil the surprise for him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2023 10:49 AM (t0OGg)

244 225 I believe it is pronounced "ménage a troi"

Posted by: Man getting his "tea" topped off at September 22, 2023 10:41 AM (Geoni)

"She's into it," may have been one of the better Seinfeld lines in terms of considering what you would do in that same situation.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2023 10:49 AM (KbCG3)

245 Just got an emergency alert /shelter in place notice for a near by county but they don't tell me what it is that is creating an emergency. Godzilla attack? Lizzo sighting? Hunter on a cocaine rampage?

Is it raining aircraft parts?

Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2023 10:50 AM (A0/af)

246 Menendez’ wife was indicted, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:31 AM (xTRSc)

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When they shoot his dog I'll know they're serious.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:33 AM (bQKgA)

And Abby Lowell prepares to buy another mansion...

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2023 10:50 AM (Gq9/0)

247 "She's into it," may have been one of the better Seinfeld lines in terms of considering what you would do in that same situation.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2023 10:49 AM (KbCG3)



It's like accidentally discovering plutonium!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2023 10:50 AM (aD39U)

248 I don't want to be an orgy guy. I'd have to buy robes and lotions..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2023 10:52 AM (aD39U)

249 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
Gazans launched a bunch of balloons transporting the explosive head of an RPG with a timed trigger into Israel.

https://tinyurl.com/4767ztr9
56 seconds; unfortunately, no workplace accident.

Don't know if it succeeded.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:52 AM (krqg6)

250 Those Holyday people are very relaxed because they escaped California before the "You Pay Us for 10-years-After You Escape" law went into effect.

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2023 10:52 AM (Gq9/0)

251 I always thought Debra Winger was cute. In a quirky sort of way.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:52 AM (xTRSc)

252 251 I always thought Debra Winger was cute. In a quirky sort of way.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:52 AM (xTRSc)

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There was a documentary about her a couple of decades ago where she described how she stopped working because she was so difficult and that she has so few friends because she's kind of insane.

Winger and MacLaine hated each other on set.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 22, 2023 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

253 Oh, read the last comment on last night's ONT. It's oddly funny.
Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2023 10:46 AM


That was oddly amusing.

This place...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2023 10:53 AM (aQy7p)

254 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 10:14 AM (qPw5n)


Never knew you were Canadian.

We seem to have quite a few Canadians on the blog.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:54 AM (xTRSc)

255 251 I always thought Debra Winger was cute. In a quirky sort of way.
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Didn't she go insane?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:54 AM (pLaQB)

256 Too bad about Winger.

Wasn't Sean Young, another 80s cutie, kinda the same way?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:55 AM (xTRSc)

257 248 I don't want to be an orgy guy. I'd have to buy robes and lotions.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2023 10:52 AM (aD39U)

This is exactly what stopped my orgy career before it began. Seinfeld knew the score.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2023 10:56 AM (KbCG3)

258 "She's into it," may have been one of the better Seinfeld lines in terms of considering what you would do in that same situation.
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The plot of no one being to pull off the "drop the one roommate and date the other" was hilarious; and then with George's 'successful' version, seeing him run away. [Although I can't recall now if that was one episode or two, several weeks apart.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:56 AM (krqg6)

259 Orgies seem like they'd be a lot of work.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:56 AM (xTRSc)

260 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm really late. What'd I miss?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2023 10:57 AM (uSHSS)

261 How is Howard Stern still a thing in 2023?

He locked himself, and his much younger wife, in his house due to COVID since 2019.

Without those Paolo sessions she's gone kind of bonkers and taken it out on Howard who is now even more neurotic and puerile.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2023 10:22 AM (XqcwY)

He also went bonkers. He was funny in small doses back when things that were shocking were funny. Now nothing is shocking so he's just annoying and way, way too old to do the "aren't I cool" schtick.

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2023 10:57 AM (Gq9/0)

262 And as for this mania of cleanliness, an orgy is supposed to be dirty, by Jupiter!

Posted by: spindrift at September 22, 2023 10:57 AM (EGPRf)

263 I'm really late. What'd I miss?



First, tell us about your date with Nancy Mace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:57 AM (xTRSc)

264 259 Orgies seem like they'd be a lot of work.
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Kind of like a hot tub. Once you get out you want a shower.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:58 AM (pLaQB)

265 261 He also went bonkers. He was funny in small doses back when things that were shocking were funny. Now nothing is shocking so he's just annoying and way, way too old to do the "aren't I cool" schtick.
Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2023 10:57 AM (Gq9/0)

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Who does he try to shock anymore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 22, 2023 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

266 I wouldn’t want to go to an orgy that would have me as a member

—Groucho Marx (ish)

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 22, 2023 10:58 AM (wu87C)

267 I always thought Debra Winger was cute. In a quirky sort of way.
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Didn't she go insane?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 22, 2023 10:54 AM (pLaQB)


I didn't hear that but do know --most of her costars really disliked her. Richard Gere, Shirley Mclaine, etc. but maybe that's a mark in her favor. I think she stopped getting work because of her reputation.

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2023 10:59 AM (Gq9/0)

268 What'd I miss?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2023 10:57 AM (uSHSS)


An orgy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2023 10:59 AM (lQONO)

269 *Didn't she go insane?*

If we weren't all crazy we would go insane.

Posted by: Jimmy Buffett at September 22, 2023 11:00 AM (NBVIP)

270 Beta simp cuck blowing his money on his “girlfriend” and HER friends.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 22, 2023 11:00 AM (IV/p/)

271 NOOD Rant

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 11:00 AM (qPw5n)

272 Bonanza just came on. It came with a warning: "This program contains outdated cultural perception. Viewer discretion advised."

Dear Viewers: The Past was Wrong.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 22, 2023 11:02 AM (CnLzB)

273 Howard Stern has never been funny, EVER.

And I want to nut punch every caller who called into talk shows over the last 30 years just to say Bababooie.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 11:02 AM (rc3Z7)

274 Beta simp cuck blowing his money on his “girlfriend” and HER friends.
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Well, the painter is French [but not Frum].

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 11:03 AM (krqg6)

275 Kamala solved the border issue as the border cast so now she’s free to solve the “gun violence” issue. Kudos madame VP.

Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 11:10 AM (bWsRe)

276 I've seen that same area of that park before in another old timey painting. Possibly on this site.

Posted by: bloated fumaceous gunt at September 22, 2023 11:40 AM (nakGR)

277 The current price of a 100oz Gold Bar is 194k, so Bob had what amount to 1/2 a Gold Bar, so he probably had smaller more transportable bars.

So yeah, he was taking the bars and converting them to cash or taking cash and converting them to bars as hold of value to be parceled out as needed.

It's actually a quite brilliant way to transport large sums of money without transporting large sums of money.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 02:26 PM (rc3Z7)

278 The covid line dancing didn't give the nurses any public sympathy.

Posted by: mogsmash at September 22, 2023 03:28 PM (TbcN4)

279 WHERES THE BEEF?!

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 22, 2023 06:00 PM (wGqjj)

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