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Ray Epps Charged with a Single Misdemeanor for Ringleading January 6th Breach, For Which He Has Worked Out a Plea Deal;
Media Pretends This Disproves "Conspiracy Theories" That He's a Fed, Rather Than Confirming Them

Breaking News: Ray Epps has been charged by the DOJ with one misdemeanor count of disorderly or disruptive conduct on restricted grounds. Epps is expected to plead guilty and a plea agreement hearing is scheduled for Wednesday.

The AP:

Ray Epps, ex-Marine targeted by a Jan. 6 conspiracy theory, is charged with a misdemeanor in riot

Ray Epps, a former Marine who became the target of a Jan. 6, 2021, conspiracy theory, has been charged with a misdemeanor offense in connection with the U.S. Capitol riot and is expected to plead guilty, according to court papers filed Tuesday.

Epps, who claimed in a lawsuit filed this year that Fox News Channel made him a scapegoat for the Capitol riot, is charged with disorderly or disruptive conduct on restricted grounds, court records show.

Epps' attorney, Edward J. Ungvarsky, said in an email that the case was filed with an anticipation that Epps would plead guilty to the charge. The judge has scheduled a plea agreement hearing for Wednesday.

Fake News NBC:

Ray Epps, subject of Tucker Carlson's Jan. 6 conspiracy theories, charged by DOJ


Epps, a former supporter of Donald Trump, is set to enter a plea agreement. He told the Jan. 6 committee that the conspiracy theories about him ruined his life.

Get ready for a shock: All of the media once again coordinated their message to run yet another Government-Media Complex psyop on the country:

conspiracytheorymedia.jpg

And of course this plea deal will not just cover the single misdemeanor count he's being "charged" with. This plea will also extinguish any other charges the government may bring in the future for any of the actions he took on or before January 6th. Or after, as well.

It's another Hunter Biden sweetheart gift.

Julie Kelly cannot think of a single other J6 target charged with a single misdemeanor charge.

Where is the conspiracy to obstruct Congress? You don't have to actually do anything to commit the crime of conspiracy, as the DOJ and its ringer judges have told every single J6 defendant as they've sentenced them to years in prison.

But that doesn't apply to Ray Epps, who is literally seen on video committing the crime of conspiracy to obstruct Congress, telling the crowd "we're gonna go into Congress." And also whispering to a man just before that man takes apart the security barrier in front of the Capitol.

conspiracyrayepps.jpg


rayeppsfakecharge.jpg

The headline from The Federalist is far more accurate: On The Darkest Day In American History, Ray Epps Was Just a Little Rascal!

More than two and a half years after the gravest threat to democracy of our lifetime -- and maybe of all time -- Jan. 6 agitator Ray Epps has finally been charged. See? Justice is being served.

According to court documents, Epps was charged with a sole misdemeanor count of "Disorderly or Disruptive Conduct in a Restricted Building or Grounds" via an "information," as opposed to an indictment, which NBC news says suggests "he plans to enter a plea deal."

In other words, we'll finally be able to rest -- safe and sound and smug -- knowing all the Tucker Carlson-fueled conspiracies about Epps being an FBI source or informant have been put to bed. Case closed. He was a wee bit disorderly. Let it go.

So why are rabid right-wingers foaming at the mouth and unable to accept the DOJ charges and media write-ups at face value? These are trusted institutions with an unblemished track record of ethics, honesty, and equal justice under the law. Turn off the Fox News and Truth Social already, and get your facts straight.

For instance, why are ultra-MAGA Republicans still asking about the multiple clips of Epps on both Jan. 5 and 6, 2021, rallying protesters to make their way from Trump's speech not only up toward Capitol Hill but "into the Capitol"? Those conspiracists just can't get over the fact that the demonstrators within earshot booed his suggestion and pegged him as a "Fed! Fed! Fed!" But what would they know? They're insurrectionists.

Well now that we're going to sentence this Little Rascal to ten hours of community service, we can set aside any "conspiracy theories" that the DOJ has been protecting Ray Epps!


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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:09 PM




Comments

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1 First

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 06:09 PM (krqg6)

2 And nooded

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 06:09 PM (krqg6)

3
Can we plump up your pillow, Mr. Epps? How's your drink? Let us know when you'd like another.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 06:10 PM (MoZTd)

4
Now we have to wait for the riff-raff to shuffle in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 06:11 PM (MoZTd)

5 they aren't acting like they are scared, they are acting like they know they are safe

Posted by: bored383 at September 19, 2023 06:11 PM (4Kzkx)

6 And Ray busy that eve and day...

https://tinyurl.com/fd84pj9s
1:02 minutes full screen required for later pictures

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 06:12 PM (krqg6)

7 This is so disgusting.
All of it.

Posted by: Equate at September 19, 2023 06:12 PM (PluWO)

8 A Little Rascal in Our Gang.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2023 06:13 PM (63Dwl)

9 Because this allows him do duck testimony by pleading to a lesser "infraction."

Congress can't compel him to testify if he's found guilty. Or some such shit.

Or so I've read on the Interwebs.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 06:13 PM (Q4IgG)

10
Look, they're busy hunting down all those people who drove through DC that day. Their resources are too stretched to prosecute some central ringleader.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 06:13 PM (MoZTd)

11 One misdemeanor?
It is to laugh, the not-white proud boy who wasn't in DC on Jan 6th is sentenced to decades for his non role in the events, yet this guy gets a jaywalking ticket?

Every day we come closer to justice being served by something other than government.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 19, 2023 06:14 PM (FCbAQ)

12 There is some other guy out there that got a minimal sentence that is believed to be a Junta handpuppet too. Everyone of these guys who get notta brings the avarge sentence down considerably. This is so Paul can say the average insurectionist only got ten years including those that assualted police with deadly weapons (the hand puppets).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 19, 2023 06:14 PM (ga8qR)

13 Because everyone else was able to just work out a plea deal instead of being ground up in the legal machine like so much hamburger.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 19, 2023 06:14 PM (qPw5n)

14 On the plus side if we had an opposition party, with the fear of prosecution set aside, Epps can be questioned by Congress with no opportunity to take the Fifth and under threat of perjury charges if he doesn't tell the truth.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 06:15 PM (aD39U)

15
Willowed


Euler wasn't that damn smart. Or unique.

Posted by: Yay Philly !!!


Yeah, without Earl Campbell and Bum Phillips they'd have been a sad bunch of also-rans in the AFC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2023 06:15 PM (xG4kz)

16 Konspiracy Kitty. Sentenced to 3 hours hard nap time.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2023 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

17 One gigantic middle-finger after another to Americans

Posted by: Halfhand at September 19, 2023 06:16 PM (rKbFS)

18 Tired of being politically correct @USBornNRaised 3h Replying to @nypost
Imagine that. Ray Epps said " I was in the front with a few others. I orchestrated it. I helped get people there" and he was not charged for any of that.
https://tinyurl.com/4kv6u27z

Steve @steviej0341 3h Replying to @USBornNRaised @nypost
Also, he said he sent that text from his hotel room. Jan 6 video clearly shows him in front of the Capital when the text was sent. Lied under oath.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 06:17 PM (krqg6)

19 So, the DOJ, the media and the DC Judiciary pull their pants down and moon America - take that suckas! Its over!

This was all a childish plan by the above participants to pants Tucker and some 75M Americans who felt hijacked over J6. Har Har!

Posted by: Boswell at September 19, 2023 06:17 PM (K+UlC)

20 Brandon Straka
@BrandonStraka

MUST SEE:
Never forget what the left did on January 20th, 2017- and how they were all absolved from accountability by the courts, the media, and the government.

https://tinyurl.com/2cz9975h

Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2023 06:17 PM (NpAcC)

21
Ray Epps is scum ... the scummiest scum.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2023 06:17 PM (xG4kz)

22 Something's fishy here.

Posted by: Pawl at September 19, 2023 06:17 PM (vFG9F)

23 LOL!

no words, just LOL

was anyone expecting anything different? how quaint.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 19, 2023 06:17 PM (YNbPJ)

24 Maybe the only person I do think should actually be charged for J6, the person is getting a parking ticket.

I also don’t believe for a minute this guy was some true believer like he portrays himself. He would not be doing what he’s doing right now where he’s eager to throw everyone under the bus.


So someone goes from storming the capital to being a complete Benedict Arnold in a few weeks?

Posted by: Equate at September 19, 2023 06:17 PM (PluWO)

25 they aren't acting like they are scared, they are acting like they know they are safe
Posted by: bored383 at September 19, 2023 06:11 PM (4Kzkx)

As I've said, the deep state already knows who will be elected in 2024. They're not worrying about any of their destructive behaviors. In fact, it seems like they're doubling down.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 19, 2023 06:17 PM (BdMk6)

26 Hey, anybody seen the chicken?
I want to ask if he has any advice for the night terrors.

Posted by: Justice at September 19, 2023 06:17 PM (VmBz3)

27 This case is a great example of "the exception that proves the rule", in case you didn't know that is A Thing.

Posted by: IronDave at September 19, 2023 06:18 PM (k3crU)

28 #6 Addendum:

justredpillme @justredpillme Aug 11
Ray Epps Texted Nephew on Jan. 6th That He 'Orchestrated It'

According to the Select Committee's interview of Ray Epps on Friday, January 21, 2022, Ray Epps texted his nephew:

‘I was in front with a few others. I also orchestrated it.’

Below is a PDF screenshot of the deposition exchange with Ray Epps and the Select Committee:

Below is a video of the night before the protest, of Ray Epps telling the crowd of protesters that they need to go into the Capitol building the next day. Most of the protesters there did not agree with his sentiment.

X does not yet permit mixed media in posts. The video follows in a subsequent post.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 06:19 PM (krqg6)

29 no, they aren’t scared, they beat Trump once and they know they can beat him again.

They also know not even Trump is willing to help these people. So why not destroy them?



Posted by: Equate at September 19, 2023 06:19 PM (PluWO)

30 This needs a flaming skull, Ace. So much important news here. Conspiracists debunked, democracy preserved, and system intact. I an almost feel David French's boner pressing into my leg as I type this.

Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at September 19, 2023 06:21 PM (JMjnq)

31 Well, at least they aren't paying Epps, like the BLM rioters are getting paid $$$$. Not yet, anyway.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 06:21 PM (MvF+J)

32 Hey, anybody seen the chicken?
Posted by: Justice at September 19, 2023 06:17 PM


Last I saw, it was across the road.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2023 06:22 PM (a3Q+t)

33 Organizing people to go to the Capitol:

🇺🇸ProudArmyBrat @leslibless Aug 31
As the Proud Boys are handed 17 yr sentences for ‘incitement’ by knocking over a temp fence at the Capitol on J6, heres Ray Epps, STILL FREE, inciting violence!

https://tinyurl.com/4kd8rbt8
27 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 06:23 PM (krqg6)

34 Posted by: Equate at September 19, 2023 06:19 PM (PluWO)

Do you literally sit all day waiting for a topic to get your one-note in? Does it pay well or is it just the highlight of your life?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 06:23 PM (aD39U)

35 Now we have to wait for the riff-raff to shuffle in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 06:11 PM


Says one of the few, the proud, the Cardboard Membership holders.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2023 06:23 PM (a3Q+t)

36 Q: How do you punish a cat?

A: You don't if you're smart.

Posted by: Konspiracy Kitty at September 19, 2023 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

37 What color was the revolution?

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2023 06:24 PM (FhXTo)

38 That means the rest of J6 accused should be charged with a misdemeanor, yes???

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2023 06:24 PM (t459v)

39 We live in a nazi dictatorship, plain and simple. I'll rejoice when this country falls.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2023 06:24 PM (i9ffA)

40 Yes he'll be breaking rocks foresure. Gang banged by the media.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 19, 2023 06:24 PM (ytSiK)

41 Hey Ray Epps, you overthrow governments like I dress

Posted by: Sean John fetterman at September 19, 2023 06:24 PM (GufPK)

42 In before riff-raff!!

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2023 06:25 PM (t459v)

43 Unlike what Trump is currently getting put through the wringer for, Epps was actually trying to instigate a destructive event. He couldn't quite get the match to start his fed-fueled Reichstag fire though.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 19, 2023 06:25 PM (rKbFS)

44 Obviously this was done to support Epps’ case against Tucker.

Expect a $100 million defamation judgement against Tucker in a NYC court one day.



Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 19, 2023 06:25 PM (SBTm5)

45 Sure would be a shame if, you know, if I'm like walking down the street and Epps is coming the other way, and like...oops! He falls down. Gets a bloody nose. But I'd be sure to help him up.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 06:25 PM (uSHSS)

46
Says one of the few, the proud, the Cardboard Membership holders.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2023 06:23 PM (a3Q+t)


Waxed cardboard, pal. Waxed!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 06:26 PM (MoZTd)

47 Ceci n'est pas traison.

Et alors, il commence

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence. at September 19, 2023 06:27 PM (ScR16)

48
It's astounding.
Time is fleeting.

Posted by: Riff Raff at September 19, 2023 06:27 PM (a3Q+t)

49 Waxed!

with Real Wax!

not some filthy ersatz ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 19, 2023 06:27 PM (YNbPJ)

50 theorangebeam @theorangebeam 3h Replying to @nypost
CONSPIRACY THEORIES?

You are adding your own BS opinion to headlines.

IT'S ON CAMERA, WHICH MAKES IT A FACT.

Meanwhile, you are pushing the Russell Brand garbage, which is only based on media , "because I said so", and no evidence whatsoever.

YOU ARE A JOKE @nypost

emmy victor @sedoo_aji 2h Replying to @nypost
The New York Post stop being biased, Ray Epps was on video orchestrating the riot. Enrique Ottario was not even in Washington on J6 and he was sentenced to 22 years in jail.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 06:28 PM (krqg6)

51
What a joke. Do the Feds REALLY believe half the population of this country is that stupid?

I guess they do. Nevermind.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2023 06:28 PM (enJYY)

52 No more than a slap on the hand

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 06:28 PM (/qh2A)

53 We live in a nazi dictatorship, plain and simple. I'll rejoice when this country falls.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2023 06:24 PM (i9ffA)


I won't rejoice. But I'll be happy to roll up the sleeves and start again.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 06:28 PM (uSHSS)

54 The gophers are plotting to take over the world!

Posted by: Konspiracy Kitty at September 19, 2023 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

55 Beautiful evening out thar.

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2023 06:29 PM (T4tVD)

56 Says one of the few, the proud, the Cardboard Membership holders.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2023 06:23 PM (a3Q+t)

Waxed cardboard, pal. Waxed!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 06:26 PM (MoZTd)
***

Smugly looks at tinfoil membership.
Peons!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 06:30 PM (uSHSS)

57 I saw Fishy Erzats open for Counting Crows at Red Rocks back in 2012..,,

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2023 06:30 PM (t459v)

58 'Ceci n'est pas traison.'

Chickpeas without raisins? I vote yes.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 06:30 PM (MvF+J)

59 And Decrepit Joe is worried that his bagman son may be convicted of some Federal felony crime and do jail time? What? Joe is a bigger idiot than I believed.

Posted by: GL at September 19, 2023 06:30 PM (5fDan)

60 52
What a joke. Do the Feds REALLY believe half the population of this country is that stupid?

They don't need half the country, they probably only need about a fifth to be that stupid, another fifth to not be paying attention, and a third fifth to have their back.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2023 06:30 PM (GufPK)

61 20, 20
24
Hours to go

I wanna be sedated.

Nothin to do, nowhere to go-o
I wanna be sedated

Just get me to the airport
Pppput me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry
Before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain

Oh no ohohohoh!

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 19, 2023 06:31 PM (6yQ3Y)

62 For those that did ? Dumb move. Not fair, but I can't make myself feel for those that did something so stupid.
Posted by: Yay Philly !!! at September 19, 2023 06:25 PM (vqVJ6)

You're absolutely right!


Posted by: Cold and timid soul who'll know neither victory nor defeat at September 19, 2023 06:31 PM (FCbAQ)

63 Smugly looks at tinfoil membership.
Peons!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 06:30 PM (uSHSS)
--------

I had a paper towel membership but then I spilled my coffee and, you know.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2023 06:32 PM (pTb/Z)

64 "Do the Feds REALLY believe half the population of this country is that stupid?"

No, they're just humiliating us now, for our impotence in stopping them.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 06:32 PM (MvF+J)

65 If (if) this ever comes to fruition listen, and remember what the GOPe asks of this fucker.

- Why did you wear a MAGA hat?
- Did you vote for Trump?
- Where did you get that jacket?
- Have you ever been to West Virginia?

Nothing about who the fuck paid you.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 06:33 PM (Q4IgG)

66 Waxed cardboard, pal. Waxed!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 06:26 PM (MoZTd)
***

Smugly looks at tinfoil membership.
Peons!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 06:30 PM


I know that Waxed Cardboard members signal their status by extending their pinkie while consuming their beverage. How do Tinfoil Members advertise?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2023 06:34 PM (a3Q+t)

67
They don't need half the country, they probably only need about a fifth to be that stupid, another fifth to not be paying attention, and a third fifth to have their back.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously


You can take that to the bank.

Posted by: Fifth Third at September 19, 2023 06:34 PM (63Dwl)

68 So the Ringleader will get nothing.
Fkin Deep State

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 06:34 PM (fwDg9)

69 Yer gonna need to change your psyop meme from "I wake up" to "I blink".

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 19, 2023 06:34 PM (zB/T/)

70 I turned my tinfoil membership into a hat.

Posted by: Konspiracy Kitty at September 19, 2023 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

71 @67/Martini Farmer: They already know who paid him, they have their copy of the receipt.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 19, 2023 06:34 PM (qPw5n)

72 Abolish Ray Epps.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2023 06:35 PM (R/m4+)

73 Alternate title: One man has been properly charged for events on Jan 6.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2023 06:35 PM (G3QnF)

74 I had a paper towel membership but then I spilled my coffee and, you know.
Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2023 06:32 PM (pTb/Z)


I started with one of those, back in the day.
But the the dog yakked on the carpet.
Had to cash in an IRA and upgrade.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 06:35 PM (uSHSS)

75 Ok, so my client murdered someone in cold blood. Tell you what; he'll plead to littering for leaving the bullet-riddled corpse on the sidewalk. Deal?

Posted by: PabloD at September 19, 2023 06:35 PM (Rphpo)

76 not quite to rejoicing, Tom, but I certainly find it hard to give any kind of a rat's ass about any or all of this earthshaking news, onnacounta I know that nothing at all is gonna happen ... well, except for some even-worse-demonrat getting "elected" next year; that I'm pretty sure of; and the decline continuing exponentially ...
If I am so lucky as to live to see rebirth I'll be right there with Diogenes, but regrettably I take a much darker view; of centuries of New Dark Ages, with any Renaissance very much in doubt.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 19, 2023 06:36 PM (YNbPJ)

77 These bastards do nothing but cover their own crimes

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 06:36 PM (fwDg9)

78 >Ray Epps Charged with a Single Misdemeanor


our long national nightmare is over?

Posted by: DB - simply inexplicable at September 19, 2023 06:36 PM (geLO8)

79 They don't need half the country, they probably only need about a fifth to be that stupid, another fifth to not be paying attention, and a third fifth to have their back.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously


I could use a fifth about now TBH.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 19, 2023 06:36 PM (zB/T/)

80 73 @67/Martini Farmer: They already know who paid him, they have their copy of the receipt.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
________________

Yes... but will the GOP ask this in public? I'm betting... no.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 06:37 PM (Q4IgG)

81 Waxed cardboard, pal. Waxed!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 06:26 PM (MoZTd)
***

Smugly looks at tinfoil membership.
Peons!
Posted by: Diogenes


Yay! Upgrade to chipped beef on toast came in the mail today!!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2023 06:38 PM (cjStz)

82 "They don't need half the country, they probably only need about a fifth to be that stupid, another fifth to not be paying attention, and a third fifth to have their back."

But 3/5 > 1/2

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 06:38 PM (MvF+J)

83 We had muffins today. With raisins.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Looking For The Arizona at September 19, 2023 06:38 PM (xypP4)

84 raht witcha thar clutch cargo, raht witcha ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 19, 2023 06:39 PM (YNbPJ)

85 Nothing surprises me anymore… more disturbing, nothing gets me outraged either, for the most part.

Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2023 06:40 PM (PCK5/)

86 I think Fetterman has a double.... like *biden.

My tinfoil hat is very, very tight.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 06:40 PM (Q4IgG)

87 88 Yes, I just look for ways to laff at the absurdity of it all.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 06:40 PM (MvF+J)

88 When the FBI is looking for you as a suspect and they interview you, you absolutely can't talk yourself out of trouble. ANYTHING YOU SAY, CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU. The ONLY way you don't get arrested is if you are a CI for another federal agency, and that agency confirms your story.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 19, 2023 06:41 PM (CecP5)

89 spit

Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2023 06:41 PM (K/vLb)

90 I know that Waxed Cardboard members signal their status by extending their pinkie while consuming their beverage. How do Tinfoil Members advertise?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2023 06:34 PM (a3Q+t)
***

Well. I cannot speak for others but as for me, I drink lustily from my flagon of bier, adjust my kilt, and stare with wanton abandon at the wrenches.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 06:41 PM (uSHSS)

91 I wonder who's paying Epps' attorney's fees?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2023 06:42 PM (NpAcC)

92 If (if) this ever comes to fruition listen, and remember what the GOPe asks of this fucker.

- Why did you wear a MAGA hat?
- Did you vote for Trump?
- Where did you get that jacket?
- Have you ever been to West Virginia?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 06:33 PM (Q4IgG)

Or, "if a train left NY at 300 MPH......."

https://tinyurl.com/yv6n6awc

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 19, 2023 06:42 PM (Zvtjl)

93 >Waxed cardboard, pal. Waxed!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


pfft
call when you achieve Laminated

Posted by: DB - simply inexplicable at September 19, 2023 06:43 PM (geLO8)

94
The great thing is that Senator Cruz of wherever will have a X/Tweet that will prove his extensive knowledge of the issue within minutes and embarrass the left.

:: begins holding breath ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2023 06:43 PM (enJYY)

95 We had muffins today. With raisins.

What can I say? You’re expendable.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 19, 2023 06:44 PM (olroh)

96 Whatever happened to his buddy John Sullivan (Jayden X) who just so happened to be helpfully standing next to Ashli Babbit for the shooting?

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 06:44 PM (SfD1B)

97 I think I can think, but the reality is that I just eat dog poop and puke up talking points.

Posted by: Paul at September 19, 2023 06:45 PM (Aso44)

98 Really, it would be nice if there were thousands of people outside of the courthouse when Epps comes in yelling Fed! Fed! Fed!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at September 19, 2023 06:45 PM (zSyrn)

99 Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 06:45 PM (aD39U)

100 99 Shut up, Dunce.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 06:45 PM (aD39U)

( Everyone looks around)….

Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2023 06:46 PM (PCK5/)

101 > We had muffins today. With raisins.
_________

Why?

That's.... just, wrong.

Go sit in that corner. -------> [|

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 06:47 PM (Q4IgG)

102 Am I correct in assuming that he hasn't been held in the gulag awaiting this charge?

Posted by: AK at work at September 19, 2023 06:47 PM (o+IHV)

103 My new hobby is butthuffing canned air.

Posted by: Pawl at September 19, 2023 06:48 PM (vFG9F)

104
Sorry, but 'Paul' is so far over the edge into insanity I have no desire to reply. Tomorrow, tomorrow, is only a day away.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2023 06:48 PM (enJYY)

105 Epps is a leak.

He may very well never make it to testify.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 06:48 PM (Q4IgG)

106 Paul comments like I dress

Posted by: John Fetterman at September 19, 2023 06:49 PM (GufPK)

107 memberships? Nobody told me

Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2023 06:49 PM (K/vLb)

108 Shut up, Dunce.

I just got here!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at September 19, 2023 06:49 PM (iF0sF)

109 Epps is a leak.

He may very well never make it to testify.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 06:48 PM (Q4IgG)
***

There are billions in graft on the line.
Yeah. He's toast.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 06:50 PM (uSHSS)

110 @102, spot-on!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 19, 2023 06:50 PM (YNbPJ)

111 My tinfoil hat is very, very tight.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

John has a long mustache.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2023 06:52 PM (cjStz)

112 Waxed cardboard, pal. Waxed!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 06:26 PM (MoZTd)
***

Smugly looks at tinfoil membership.
Peons!
Posted by: Diogenes


Yay! Upgrade to chipped beef on toast came in the mail today!!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2023 06:38 PM

Bemoans my grease trap membership

Posted by: Beartooth at September 19, 2023 06:53 PM (azYCi)

113 My tinfoil hat is very, very tight.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

John has a long mustache.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2023 06:52 PM (cjStz)


Remember to keep a universal remote handy.
It changes everything!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 06:53 PM (uSHSS)

114 They laugh and laugh. They don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2023 06:54 PM (ovV/V)

115 108 Shut up, Dunce.

I just got here!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at September 19, 2023 06:49 PM (iF0sF)


Hey jewells!! How you doing??

Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2023 06:54 PM (PCK5/)

116 what was it? "guilty as hell, free as a bird"? the sds scumsucker living in the million-dollar hyde park mansion, obamas buddy?

that could stand as a tagline for this whole {redacted} ... {redacted} ... mess that we find ourselves, innit just?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 19, 2023 06:54 PM (YNbPJ)

117 The FBI is offering a reward for information on the Jan 5/6 bomber. OK, he's a CI for the BATFE. Where is my money?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 19, 2023 06:54 PM (CecP5)

118 Just when I changed my name to Miklos Navy Biden-Clinton

Posted by: Miklos thinks crime alla time (like cats) at September 19, 2023 06:54 PM (tbtUD)

119 Am I correct in assuming that he hasn't been held in the gulag awaiting this charge?
Posted by: AK at work

--

Same as John Sullivan. This guy (you'll recognize him)

https://tinyurl.com/yvegm9gf

IIRC he was arrested and immediately released to return home to Utah or similar. Tele-court appearances or something after that.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 06:54 PM (SfD1B)

120 WSJ reports Garland is trying to indict Musk.
----------
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: Elon Musk’s SpaceX has sued the Biden government saying that the government’s administrative case accusing the rocket and satellite company of refusing to hire refugees and asylees violates the Constitution

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 06:55 PM (krqg6)

121 Garland will need to have a seance to channel Beria on what he can charge Musk with.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 06:55 PM (fwDg9)

122 still praying for you, jewells!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 19, 2023 06:55 PM (YNbPJ)

123 If the media told me I was a bug, I would believe them.

Posted by: Paul aka Princess Tinymeat at September 19, 2023 06:55 PM (KRtlO)

124
Federal government: You are prohibited from hiring illegals

Also federal government: You are required to hire illegals

I think I've found the problem.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 06:57 PM (SfD1B)

125 Steyn's commentary on vehicular homicide and its portents:
https://tinyurl.com/bdz5yhdy

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 06:57 PM (MvF+J)

126 They do think we are stupid. They say that all the time, so we already know that.
My guess is that this is for their LIVs, the people who really ARE stupid, to give them their one sentence gotcha talking points, so they can make sure their conservative family and neighbors know how very fricking smahht they are. Up on the news and all.
And there is also a degree of rubbing our faces in the fact that, right now, they have the upper hand.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 19, 2023 06:57 PM (JrYM1)

127 Musk does not hire “ refuges and asylees”…. comedy gold..

Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2023 06:57 PM (PCK5/)

128 If he gets held in solitary for two years before trial, this is legit.

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2023 06:58 PM (86W+h)

129 Epps is bait.

For the "rabid right" to go after so the MFM can demonize the whole thing.

It's a fucking setup. I can see it from Pluto. (Which by the way got a totally raw deal being demoted from "Planet" status to "minor planet" status.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 06:58 PM (Q4IgG)

130 spit
Posted by: Ben Had

There's spittoon right here ma'am

*spews chaw juice with great accuracy*

*for demonstration purposes only*

Posted by: Miklos knows the Red Man Reaction at September 19, 2023 06:58 PM (tbtUD)

131 Point of order!

THERE ARE NO EX-MARINES.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 19, 2023 06:59 PM (DCsOE)

132 spit
Posted by: Ben Had

There's spittoon right here ma'am

*spews chaw juice with great accuracy*

*for demonstration purposes only*
Posted by: Miklos knows the Red Man Reaction at September 19, 2023 06:58 PM (tbtUD)
***

Do not try this at ho....errrr...nevermind.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 07:00 PM (uSHSS)

133 THERE ARE NO EX-MARINES.


[ John Murtha has entered the chat ]

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 07:00 PM (aD39U)

134 My tinfoil hat is very, very tight.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

John has a long mustache.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2023 06:52 PM (cjStz)

Meow.

Posted by: Konspiracy Kitty at September 19, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

135 Steyn's commentary on vehicular homicide and its portents:

--

Interesting point made in that piece.

That guy in Charlottesville got a whole bunch of jail time for not hitting that chick.

These guys aren't even getting media coverage.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 07:00 PM (SfD1B)

136 Miklos, I was aiming a little higher.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2023 07:01 PM (K/vLb)

137 [sobs into camera]

LEAVE EPPSIE ALOOOOONNNNEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Jamie Raskin at September 19, 2023 07:01 PM (7srDV)

138 I think


Did you strain yourself, Fool?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 07:02 PM (aD39U)

139 NOOD !

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2023 07:03 PM (T4tVD)

140 >>> Should Epps for some reason be given a harsher sentence for some reason I am unaware of ?!

People charged with parading have been held in solitary without bail, dimwit.

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2023 07:03 PM (86W+h)

141 29 no, they aren’t scared, they beat Trump once and they know they can beat him again.

Behavior suggests otherwise.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 19, 2023 07:03 PM (DCsOE)

142 These rich men north of Richmond
Lord knows they all just wanna have total control
Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do
And they don't think you know, but I know that you do
'Cause your dollar ain't shit and it's taxed to no end
'Cause of rich men north of Richmond…

Posted by: Oliver Anthony at September 19, 2023 07:04 PM (R/m4+)

143 >>That guy in Charlottesville got a whole bunch of jail time for not hitting that chick.

>These guys aren't even getting media coverage.


One incident was clearly racist, tho.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2023 07:04 PM (YcYZY)

144 And in the meantime, you have dumbass cops charging 1st Amendment auditors with disorderly conduct for quietly standing in a public place, like the local clerk's office, with a camera.

And then they have to go through bullshit until their court appearance, then the charges are dropped.

The process is the punishment.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2023 07:07 PM (ufFY8)

145 145 These rich men north of Richmond
Lord knows they all just wanna have total control
Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do
And they don't think you know, but I know that you do
'Cause your dollar ain't shit and it's taxed to no end
'Cause of rich men north of Richmond…
Posted by: Oliver Anthony at September 19, 2023 07:04 PM (R/m4+)

One thing that always bothered me about this song is that there is a lot of territory and people north of Richmond. Just sayin. ; o )

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 19, 2023 07:07 PM (DCsOE)

146 Im sure the idiots in the government, along with their PR in the media, actually thought this was a brilliant idea. "Hey if we charge him with the lightest crime possible, way less than anything we charged grannys 100 yards away ferrin the Capitol with, that will price he's not a fed!"

The next President, if not stolen once again, needs to cheapen house at all these agencies, declassify everything, and hold everyone, even there for soldiers accountable. My worry though is that the second they announce Trump as the president, all these files will go to the burn pit. Though in that case it'll just have to be a big roundup of everyone at the agency, terrorism charges for all, and locked in Gitmo for years without trial. Every guard should also just be some deep south hillbilly who hates the government.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 19, 2023 07:10 PM (F4d8B)

147 What color was the revolution?
Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2023 06:24 PM (FhXTo)
~~~~~

Purple.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 19, 2023 07:21 PM (3ImbR)

148 Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 06:41 PM (uSHSS)

You stare with wanton abandon at the "wrenches." What?!! No admiration for the pliers, the screwdrivers or the saw? 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2023 07:27 PM (rdRPb)

149 I just laugh my ass of on how the DOJ/FBI Intel Community deep state are not even hiding their incompetence.

Ray Epps is/was obviously an informant/agent of the regime and the regime is blatantly giving us the middle finger about his undercover role and saying what are you going to do about it.

Trump is what we do about it, and they're f*cking scared because these bastards know if he's elected there's a f*cking reckoning coming.

The gloves will be off.

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