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Mashkov self portrait.jpg

Self-portrait and a portrait of Pyotr Konchalovsky
Ilya Mashkov

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Howdy CBD!

Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2023 09:30 AM (2pH9T)

2 Oy vey

Posted by: nurse ratched, Sea Otter Awareness Week is Sept 24-30! at September 25, 2023 09:30 AM (s05xh)

3 Weirdos.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at September 25, 2023 09:31 AM (45fpk)

4 Oh here we go.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2023 09:31 AM (bQKgA)

5 Leg day status -- NOT skipped!

Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2023 09:31 AM (2pH9T)

6 The lounge at the bath house?

Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2023 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

7 No thanks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at September 25, 2023 09:32 AM (LUvmg)

8 I warned the others.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 25, 2023 09:32 AM (N3zMI)

9 Diversity !

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2023 09:32 AM (bs+z0)

10 Working out to music was more technically difficult before iPods.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 09:32 AM (O+BhX)

11 Its not even pride month.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 09:32 AM (CIS44)

12 Morning

Posted by: Kaldar at September 25, 2023 09:32 AM (djkfx)

13 I was hoping for nipples, but ...

Posted by: Swappy Meat at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (iBkx7)

14 Oh dear lord.


Yom Kippur penance?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (xTRSc)

15 That dude looks green

More importantly,
Its Sea Otter Awareness Week! Go to your local aquarium and visit the sea otters!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (s05xh)

16 Alternate title:

"The reason Mozart's 'Underwear Sonata' Is Rarely Performed in Public"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (QzZeQ)

17 I am Pyotr
And I am Franz
And we are here to
*clap*
Pump you up!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (O+BhX)

18 Looks like a ghey couple

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (ChXYl)

19 At least someone remembered to bring the sheet music.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (bQKgA)

20 Weird and gay. Wrestlers who play violins in tight underwear, together.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (cot+J)

21 I blame Mannix and his babes.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (2O5Io)

22 Instead of not hanging this, I would probably burn this.

Posted by: dantesed at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (88xKn)

23 They’re not even sitting on ottomans!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (xTRSc)

24 The lounge at the bath house?
Posted by: BignJames


Strum the violin and blow the skin flute.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (ZVVGW)

25 Oh, my!

But Checkov didn't have a brother Pyotr -- he was an only child!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:34 AM (krqg6)

26 Are those pictures of the vases supposed to look like angry Karens?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 09:34 AM (O+BhX)

27 5 Leg day status -- NOT skipped!
Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2023 09:31 AM (2pH9T)

; )

Posted by: m at September 25, 2023 09:35 AM (Dz9Qm)

28 Things at the Kiev Annual Festival of Sausages can get pretty wild.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2023 09:35 AM (bQKgA)

29 I believe the guy on the left is Freddy Mercury after a steroid regimen.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2023 09:35 AM (I/Qkd)

30 Louis Cyr would kick both of their asses.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:35 AM (krqg6)

31 I feel bad just seeing this painting.

Would burn.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2023 09:36 AM (ZLI7S)

32 He's the guy who does those bad tattoo portraits, isn't he?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2023 09:36 AM (nfrXX)

33 You know CBD only posts this type of thing to trigger all you homo curious 'rons into tipping your hands.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 09:36 AM (s05xh)

34 Pete Buttigieg would hang this.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

35 faggotry

it's not only super gay, it looks amateurish
blech
would burn
I'll be back for the funny animal clips

Posted by: DB - at September 25, 2023 09:36 AM (geLO8)

36 That's the first piano I've seen with a candle holder.

Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2023 09:37 AM (AwYPR)

37 Favorite part of the painting for me? The yellow tablecloth and the blue dishes on it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2023 09:37 AM (1vqM7)

38 When does the CBD-Sponge gay slapfest begin?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:37 AM (xTRSc)

39 I was hoping for nipples, but ...
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ROFLMAO!!!

Posted by: a genie catching another moron, using the 'be more specific' clause at September 25, 2023 09:37 AM (krqg6)

40 And they're not only merely ghey, they're really most sincerely ghey.

Posted by: m at September 25, 2023 09:38 AM (Dz9Qm)

41 Alternate title:

"Painting of Rare Performance of Leo Tolstoy's Lost Novel, "Warren and Pyotr" Right before the Infamous "Invasion of Napoleon" Scene"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2023 09:38 AM (QzZeQ)

42 NOTICE: The kettlebells must always be returned to the rack.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2023 09:38 AM (bQKgA)

43 Alt title: "Gay and gayer"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 09:38 AM (zkeGc)

44 Scenes from the Village People tour bus.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 25, 2023 09:38 AM (1WYFF)

45 Louis Cyr? What a cheesy name.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:39 AM (xTRSc)

46 Erg.

(Defined as a broad desert plain, or a unit of energy, or a unit of energy expended upon a broad desert plain. Or just plain "Errrgh!")

Not my style at all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2023 09:39 AM (J2vNu)

47 The sheet music is titled Bombita II Y Fuentes. (Light bulb II and fountain). I'm not even going to think about the relevance of the light bulb.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2023 09:39 AM (I/Qkd)

48 That's the first piano I've seen with a candle holder.
Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2023 09:37 AM (AwYPR)
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Turn it to the right to open a secret passage behind the piano...

That's where the *real* music happens!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2023 09:39 AM (YIVH2)

49 I *think* what this work is trying to say is that these guys are very well-rounded. They are both physically and mentally fit, but they are really insistent on the physical part. They aren't soft girly-men who only like art.

Posted by: Kris at September 25, 2023 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

50 Would someone translate the book titles into English for us??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:39 AM (krqg6)

51 They look like Jussie Smollett's hired thugs.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at September 25, 2023 09:40 AM (vkl3R)

52 That's the first piano I've seen with a candle holder.

*cough*

Posted by: Liberace at September 25, 2023 09:40 AM (I/Qkd)

53 I spy Bullfighting sheet music. Maybe they're Hispanic.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

54 Just two swole bros sitting around playing music and doing swole bro things in our small shorts and nothing else.

Nothing ghey about that, nosirree!

Posted by: ballistic at September 25, 2023 09:40 AM (oXNqT)

55 What's with all these woke paintings lately?

Tomorrow I'm expecting: Elephants In Drag Have Sword Fight.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2023 09:40 AM (TGPs7)

56 I *think* what this work is trying to say is that these guys are very well-rounded. They are both physically and mentally fit, but they are really insistent on the physical part. They aren't soft girly-men who only like art.

Posted by: Kris at September 25, 2023 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

Seem to be avid bowlers as well.

Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2023 09:41 AM (AwYPR)

57 Turn it to the right to open a secret passage behind the piano...

Put! The candle! Back!!

Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2023 09:41 AM (nfrXX)

58 That's the first piano I've seen with a candle holder.
Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2023 09:37 AM (AwYPR)


Put ze candle BACK!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 09:41 AM (42IOy)

59 I *think* what this work is trying to say is that these guys are very well-rounded. They are both physically and mentally fit, but they are really insistent on the physical part. They aren't soft girly-men who only like art.

That's a generous interpretation. VERRRRYYYYYY generous.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2023 09:41 AM (I/Qkd)

60 >>I *think* what this work is trying to say is that these guys are very well-rounded.

I think its a cry for help.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2023 09:41 AM (ZLI7S)

61 Ghey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 09:41 AM (FVJNG)

62 53 I spy Bullfighting sheet music. Maybe they're Hispanic.

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Bad Moo Rising

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2023 09:41 AM (bQKgA)

63 Awww, something for the 'ettes. How generous!

G'morn, y'all. Absolutely clear blue sky, 60° and temperatures rising here in NE Okla. Looks like a Monday.

Posted by: mindful webworker - can't trust that day at September 25, 2023 09:41 AM (3oPA9)

64 If that is what 6', 6 figures and 6" looks like, I'm glad for being 2 out of 3.

Posted by: Archer at September 25, 2023 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

65 They're muscle MEN, daddy!
-Kelvin Gemstone

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 09:41 AM (CIS44)

66 57 Turn it to the right to open a secret passage behind the piano...

Put! The candle! Back!!
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2023 09:41 AM (nfrXX)

58 That's the first piano I've seen with a candle holder.
Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2023 09:37 AM (AwYPR)


Put ze candle BACK!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 09:41 AM


Hordemind...beautiful and terrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 09:42 AM (FVJNG)

67 Apparently gay days are back at the HQ.

Posted by: Or perhaps they never left at September 25, 2023 09:42 AM (lR6tR)

68 That's the first piano I've seen with a candle holder.

*cough*
Posted by: Liberace at September 25, 2023 09:40 AM (I/Qkd)

noted

Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2023 09:42 AM (AwYPR)

69 Would someone translate the book titles into English for us??


The one at the far right is the Bible. The second one in is "Art" ("Iskusstva"). Can't make out the third one, and the first one is cut off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:43 AM (xTRSc)

70 my kind of guys lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 09:43 AM (AcWfM)

71 Mashkov Ilya,
Oil on canvas
208 x 270 [approx. 2 yards x 3 yards]

State Russian Museum
This work belongs to the early period of the history of the Russian avant-garde. It was unveiled at the Jack of Diamonds exhibition organised by a group of young artists led by Mikhail Larionov in the winter of 1910/11. Ilya Mashkov was one of the rebel artists who hoped to “rejuvenate” art with the help of phenomena previously excluded from the realms of high art – naïve and motley signboards, trays, wooden and plasticine toys and the aesthetics of fairground shows. This unusual picture, with its enormous dimensions and hypertrophied forms united by a dark contour, depicts two naked strongmen playing music surrounded by weights, dumb-bells and books – the Bible and monographs on Giotto and Cézanne (the idols of the young artists). Mashkov’s portrait was perceived as a manifesto of a new movement in art, intending to make viewers pause, look and think.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:43 AM (krqg6)

72 Black socks? How gauche.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2023 09:43 AM (bQKgA)

73 What's with all these woke paintings lately?

Tomorrow I'm expecting: Elephants In Drag Have Sword Fight.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 25, 2023 09:40 AM (TGPs7)


Why would you give CBD ideas such as that?? I bet you were the type of student to remind the teacher about giving homework

Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2023 09:43 AM (2pH9T)

74 Mashkov Ilya
Mashkov, Ilya Ivanovich (born 1881, Mikhailovskaya (Don Region) - died 1944, Abramtsevo (outside Moscow))
Painter, graphic artist, teacher, portraitist, genre artist. Studied under Abram Arkhipov, Konstantin Korovin and Valentin Serov at the Moscow School of Painting, Sculpture and Architecture (1900-1909). Member of the Jack of Diamonds (1911), World of Art (1916), Society of Moscow Artists (1924-192 and the Association of Artists of Revolutionary Russia (from 1924). Contributed to exhibitions (from 1902). Contributed to the exhibitions of the New Society of Artists (1909), Golden Fleece (1909-1910), Vladimir Izdebsky Salon (1909-1911), Jack of Diamonds (1910-1914), Moscow Salon (1911), Salon des Independants (1911, 1912) World of Art (1911, 1912, 1915-1922, 1929), Society of Moscow Artists (1927, 192 and the Venice Biennale (1924). Taught in his own studio in Moscow (1904-1917) and at the Free Art Studios/ VKhUTEMAS/Higher Art and Technical Institute (1920-1930). Headed the central studio of the Association of Artists of Revolutionary Russia (1925-1929). Honoured artist of the RUSSIAN SOVIET FEDERATED SOCIALIST REPUBLIC (192.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:43 AM (krqg6)

75 According to my search they are basically weight lifters. Their forms in a rather normal home scene are supposed to make you stop and think about the painting. The start of the avant-garde movement in Russia. He should have stopped with this painting, however he went on to paint an amazing number of these same type of paintings. Would not hang.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 25, 2023 09:44 AM (2NHgQ)

76 Vodka induced nightmare?

Posted by: Archer at September 25, 2023 09:44 AM (gmo/4)

77 I am Ilya
And I am Pyotr.
And we are here to tune...you up!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 09:44 AM (FVJNG)

78 Ace and garret writing songs of GAINZZZZZ while CBD looks on longingly.

Posted by: Their crocs are hidden under the table at September 25, 2023 09:44 AM (lR6tR)

79 State Russian Museum

Russian? Russian? Why does CBD want Ukranians to die?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 09:44 AM (O+BhX)

80 Did you all get a look at the size of the bow on the guy to the left?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at September 25, 2023 09:45 AM (bQKgA)

81 Frankly, I'd rather be attacked by otters.

Posted by: Archer at September 25, 2023 09:45 AM (gmo/4)

82
Does Yom Kippur's Day of Atonement include a mandatory hanging of shameful paintings?

Goyim want to know.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2023 09:45 AM (QzZeQ)

83 Hans and Franz?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 09:45 AM (ZhgSR)

84 Black socks? How gauche.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2023 09:43 AM


At least they aren't wearing sandals, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 09:45 AM (FVJNG)

85 I am Ilya
And I am Pyotr.
And we are here to tune...you up!


Pump. Pump you up!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2023 09:45 AM (I/Qkd)

86 Sergei Diaghilev and Vaslav Nijinsky approve of this painting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:45 AM (xTRSc)

87 This isn't gay at all.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 09:46 AM (pLaQB)

88 At least they aren't wearing sandals, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

They haven't left the house yet.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 25, 2023 09:46 AM (1WYFF)

89 At least they aren't wearing sandals, too.


Or flip flops.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:46 AM (xTRSc)

90 At least they aren't wearing sandals, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 09:45 AM (FVJNG)


You must travel to Miami Beach to see such sights.

Posted by: Archer at September 25, 2023 09:46 AM (gmo/4)

91
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2023 09:47 AM (ugsCB)

92 84 Black socks? How gauche.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2023 09:43 AM

At least they aren't wearing sandals, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

And cargo shorts.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 09:47 AM (ZhgSR)

93 I am Ilya
And I am Pyotr.
And we are here to tune...you up!

Pump. Pump you up!
Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2023 09:45 AM


*crosses the SNL streams*

Tune. Because now is the time ven ve dance, ja?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 09:47 AM (FVJNG)

94 Louis Cyr? What a cheesy name.
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A joke only the Hosers will get.

BTW, one of the Mackenzie brothers' actors said it was from Scarborough, where the losers in evening shinny matches on public rinks had to stay late to water the ice surface postgame. I'm from Etobicoke by way of the Soo and neither myself nor my older brothers had ever heard the term either.

That's Scarberia for you!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:47 AM (krqg6)

95 No Crocs. Garrett will be disappointed.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 09:47 AM (pLaQB)

96 Suck it, critics.

Posted by: Rothko at September 25, 2023 09:47 AM (bQKgA)

97 The guy on the left has a really long neck.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 09:47 AM (ZhgSR)

98 Fiddle fags.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2023 09:47 AM (VwHCD)

99 According to my search they are basically weight lifters. Their forms in a rather normal home scene are supposed to make you stop and think about the painting. The start of the avant-garde movement in Russia. He should have stopped with this painting, however he went on to paint an amazing number of these same type of paintings. Would not hang.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 25, 2023 09:44 AM (2NHgQ)

Well, then he shoulda' said so.

Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2023 09:48 AM (AwYPR)

100 Sergei Diaghilev and Vaslav Nijinsky approve of this painting.

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Rudolf Nureyev at September 25, 2023 09:48 AM (I/Qkd)

101 That sure is a painting, uh huh.

Posted by: huerfano at September 25, 2023 09:48 AM (cs21Z)

102 The guy on the left has a really long neck.
Posted by: nurse ratched

The guy on the right has a really long chin.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 25, 2023 09:48 AM (1WYFF)

103 Cletus is a boy's name of Greek origin. A diminutive form of Anacletus, it has several meanings, including "illustrious," "called forth," or "invoked." In the 1st century AD, Anacletus served as the pope for over a decade in ancient Rome.

Just so you know.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 09:48 AM (pLaQB)

104 Where is my brother, George??

Posted by: bugs bunny outfagging Liberace at September 25, 2023 09:49 AM (krqg6)

105 102 The guy on the left has a really long neck.
Posted by: nurse ratched

The guy on the right has a really long chin.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 25, 2023 09:48 AM (1WYFF)

John has a really long mustache.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 25, 2023 09:49 AM (N3zMI)

106 I like this one- Still life with pumpkin and green jugs:

https://tinyurl.com/2jh6nbwd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2023 09:49 AM (1vqM7)

107 I wonder if the artist has ever seen a human body before?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 25, 2023 09:49 AM (5AVMW)

108 If you think that's gay, the modern day Churchill and world hero, Zelensky, would be banging his pecker on that piano as you lot shower him with billions of dollars.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 25, 2023 09:49 AM (LKHA6)

109 The stage musical version of this was better.

Fiddlers in the buff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:50 AM (xTRSc)

110 I don't understand the poor reception this piece is receiving...it's got something for everyone! Bewbs for the dudes, beef cakes for the ladies, weights for the Gainzzzz, booze for the Morons, books for the weekend literary thread, and a table set up for a tea party for lurkers from Hot Air.

Just need a dog, and maybe some vegetables, and it would be perfect!

Posted by: Confused Art Moron at September 25, 2023 09:50 AM (JCZqz)

111 Hordemind... beautiful and terrible.
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Changed moronically.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:50 AM (krqg6)

112 Louis Cyr?

Louis Weeper?

Posted by: Archer at September 25, 2023 09:50 AM (gmo/4)

113 Okay so ... strongmen with exercise equipment (kettle-bells) taking a break for tea and music?

I'm guessing this is an attempt to portray well-balanced men of culture, refinement, and strength (seen and portrayed through the eyes of the artist, Ilya Mashkov.) Note the date of creation, 1910. Nicholas II was still the Tsar (monarch) of Russia. Completely different world.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 25, 2023 09:50 AM (qPw5n)

114 Well, they do have nipples.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 09:51 AM (pLaQB)

115 and the first one is cut off.
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Circumcision For Beginners ??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:51 AM (krqg6)

116 Those vases do like like female caricatures. The painter is gay and hates women.
I want real men without shirts.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 25, 2023 09:51 AM (t/2Uw)

117 Still life with pumpkin and green jugs



Green jugs???

1/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:51 AM (xTRSc)

118 Well, they do have nipples.
Posted by: Puddinhead

But why? Why God, why!?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 25, 2023 09:51 AM (1WYFF)

119 114 Well, they do have nipples.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 09:51 AM (pLaQB)

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Would it have been too much to make them light up with some LEDs?

Posted by: Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light at September 25, 2023 09:52 AM (bQKgA)

120 71 Mashkov Ilya,
Oil on canvas
208 x 270 [approx. 2 yards x 3 yards]

State Russian Museum

Mashkov’s portrait was perceived as a manifesto of a new movement in art, intending to make viewers pause, look and think.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:43 AM (krqg6)

... and we are doing that!
Also snarking.

Posted by: m at September 25, 2023 09:52 AM (Dz9Qm)

121 Hunter Biden's hotshot lawyer has been accused of involvement in a 'brazen coverup' and 'far-reaching conspiracy' to violate court orders, hide documents, and encourage a witness to lie under oath. Attorney Abbe Lowell is accused in court documents filed last Friday of secretly working for Middle East nation Qatar in a scheme to conceal communications about an alleged computer hacking plot. It is another example of Lowell getting embroiled in allegations of shady dealings with foreign nations – after emails published by DailyMail.com earlier this year showed the Justice Department scrutinized his links with suspected Chinese spies.

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:52 AM (RHGPo)

122 But why? Why God, why!?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 25, 2023 09:51 AM (1WYFF)

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 09:52 AM (CIS44)

123 118 Well, they do have nipples.
Posted by: Puddinhead

But why? Why God, why!?
----------------
To dial up the fishies.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 09:52 AM (pLaQB)

124 Oh My!

Posted by: Barack Obongo, Sodomite at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (0lY6Y)

125 Good Lord.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (sjdRT)

126 And the painting is ugly.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (t/2Uw)

127 I hope that isn't maple syrup next to the coffee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (bQKgA)

128 So, why do guys have nipples anyway if we can't breastfeed?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (xTRSc)

129 I like this one- Still life with pumpkin and green jugs:

https://tinyurl.com/2jh6nbwd


*sighs in disappointment*

Posted by: James T Kirk at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (nfrXX)

130 Oh no! A potential deal in the writers strike is being reported.

Rats!


Posted by: Archer at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (gmo/4)

131 He's got legs. And he knows how to use them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (63Dwl)

132 The Russian Museum site has a fuller crop, Bulgaroctonus ...

https://rmgallery.ru/en/1519

And in Roman characters it looks like CE3AHb

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (krqg6)

133 AIPAC has given at least $3.6 million to the CBC’s old guard since last year, while members of the Squad draw the Israel lobby’s ire.

.. divide and get everybody's money

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

134 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:51 AM (xTRSc)

Thanks; I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2023 09:54 AM (1vqM7)

135 128 So, why do guys have nipples anyway if we can't breastfeed?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (xTRSc)

---------

Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 25, 2023 09:54 AM (bQKgA)

136 The Tijuana Brass: The early sessions

The bull, he was not always how you say, lonely.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 25, 2023 09:54 AM (4PZHB)

137 Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) has hired the lawyer representing President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, after Menendez was indicted last week on federal corruption charges. CNBC reported that Menendez hired Abbe Lowell to represent him in the case — the same lawyer that he hired in 2015 to represent him in a similar corruption case, although legal experts have said that the evidence in the current case is much stronger.

.. this Abbe Lowell guy is the new Michael Avenatti

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

138
This is for the 'ettes, right? I said, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2023 09:55 AM (ugsCB)

139 Would someone translate the book titles into English for us??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023


***
Looks like Russian alphabet to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2023 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

140
*sings*

Here's Ilya who's been most everywhere
From Stalingrad to Moscow Square
But, Pyotr has boys on the brain
A hot dog makes him go insane
What a crazy pair!
...
...

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2023 09:56 AM (QzZeQ)

141 This is for the 'ettes, right? I said, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Methinks they are not, in fact, for the 'ettes.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 25, 2023 09:56 AM (1WYFF)

142 128 So, why do guys have nipples anyway if we can't breastfeed?
---------------
I believe Wayne Fontes, Coach of the Detroit Lions, could breast feed.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 09:57 AM (pLaQB)

143 The opposite of eye candy is, what, eye lutfisk?

I don't want to here anything about my framed 'Dogs Playing Poker' again!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at September 25, 2023 09:57 AM (a9CYf)

144 These guys should take up Roller Blading.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 09:58 AM (pLaQB)

145 Louis Weeper?
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"Seer" not "Cryer", or similar.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:58 AM (krqg6)

146 Green jugs???

1/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023


***
You'd have trouble resisting us, though!

Posted by: Susan Oliver & Yvonne Craig at September 25, 2023 09:58 AM (J2vNu)

147 And in Roman characters it looks like CE3AHb



Cezanne.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:58 AM (xTRSc)

148 >127 I hope that isn't maple syrup next to the coffee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (bQKgA)


Naw. Those "fellas" don't like maple syrup on their French toast.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2023 09:58 AM (sjdRT)

149 Fiddle fags.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2023 09:47 AM (VwHCD)


Howdy, brother! Will you be making the journey to Texas this year?

Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2023 09:59 AM (2pH9T)

150 This is for the 'ettes, right? I said, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
---
If so, we need to have a talk with CBD.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 25, 2023 09:59 AM (aBJcM)

151 The opposite of eye candy is, what, eye lutfisk?


***
Eye vinegar

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2023 09:59 AM (J2vNu)

152 "Ha ha, Igor! Remember last time we did this when your G string broke?"

"Remind me of that again, borsht-for-brains, and I clong you with kettlebell on head!"

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at September 25, 2023 09:59 AM (a9CYf)

153 Is the fag on the right dead?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 09:59 AM (pLaQB)

154 You won't shout as I fiddle about.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 09:59 AM (63Dwl)

155 This is for the 'ettes, right? I said, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Methinks they are not, in fact, for the 'ettes.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 25, 2023 09:56 AM (1WYFF)
******
This painting mocks the 'ettes.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 10:00 AM (NpAcC)

156 I like this one -- Still life with pumpkin and green jugs:
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Here's a nice pair for you too, Fen:

https://tinyurl.com/y23hy4uz

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 10:00 AM (krqg6)

157 Is the fag on the right dead?

Well, I imagine he is now.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2023 10:01 AM (nfrXX)

158 The opposite of eye candy is, what, eye lutfisk?


Eye carrots in chili.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:01 AM (xTRSc)

159 Do you like bull fighting, violins, and gladiator movies? You might like this painting.

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2023 10:01 AM (vFG9F)

160 BTW, Menendez has hired one of Hunter's lawyers for his defence. LOL.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 10:02 AM (krqg6)

161 This painting mocks the 'ettes.

what??!?

the artist might have been gay but the guys didn't have to be gay !!!

this is literally my exact type. muscular, not too tall, stocky! love it! not a huge fan of the mustaches but I get that they were in style or whatever

but yeah - stocky Slavs! oh yeah!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 10:02 AM (AcWfM)

162 Alternate title:

"Double Eye-Candy Monday for the 'Ettes"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2023 10:02 AM (QzZeQ)

163 Naw. Those "fellas" don't like maple syrup on their French toast.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2023 09:58 AM (sjdRT)

That clinches it. They're ghey.

Posted by: Faygelehskis at September 25, 2023 10:03 AM (lR6tR)

164 The synagogue I went to last night has an interesting history. It was founded during the war by a Jew whose son died fighting for the Confederates, and there was no congregation there to do the burial, so he put one together.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2023 10:03 AM (0FoWg)

165 Cezanne.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Thanks, as in the Russian Museum description.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 10:04 AM (krqg6)

166 After Being Razzed For Having A Non-Union EV, AOC Wants To Sell Her Tesla For Union-Made EV

...prefers non-American-made parts.

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 10:04 AM (RHGPo)

167 The synagogue I went to last night has an interesting history. It was founded during the war by a Jew whose son died fighting for the Confederates, and there was no congregation there to do the burial, so he put one together.


Interesting, YD. Where was this?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:04 AM (xTRSc)

168 164 The synagogue I went to last night has an interesting history. It was founded during the war by a Jew whose son died fighting for the Confederates, and there was no congregation there to do the burial, so he put one together.
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What line of work was he in?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:04 AM (pLaQB)

169 the artist might have been gay but the guys didn't have to be gay !!!

Did you miss that it's titled "Self-portrait?"

Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2023 10:04 AM (nfrXX)

170 the artist might have been gay but the guys didn't have to be gay !!!

--

Narrator:

Sadly, any good looking man painted by a gay guy is the gay guy's ideal, same as a straight guy painting an attractive woman. That's just how humans work. A gay guy isn't going to willingly paint an attractive straight man.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 10:05 AM (WaWnY)

171 My the gheydar is pinging like a busy telegraph.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 25, 2023 10:05 AM (ufFY8)

172 Alternate title:

"Unfortunate Side-Effects of Drinking Too Much Chamomile Tea"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2023 10:05 AM (QzZeQ)

173 Did you miss that it's titled "Self-portrait?"


lol oh!

well then!

still just saying IF not gay, not a bad physical type

altho I like more body hair

sexual dimorphism for the win!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 10:06 AM (AcWfM)

174 The synagogue I went to last night has an interesting history. It was founded during the war by a Jew whose son died fighting for the Confederates, and there was no congregation there to do the burial, so he put one together.
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One of Larry David's ancestors was Jewish, oddly enough, and lived in Atlanta IIRC and owned two slaves -- I assume a cook/maid and a butler/manservant.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 10:06 AM (krqg6)

175 lternate title:

"Unfortunate Side-Effects of Drinking Too Much Chamomile Tea"

Posted by: naturalfake

She Hobbit hardest hit.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 10:07 AM (CIS44)

176 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:04 AM (xTRSc)

Knoxville

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2023 10:07 AM (0FoWg)

177 Should have titled this piece 'The YMCA.'

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:07 AM (pLaQB)

178 A gay guy isn't going to willingly paint an attractive straight man.

huh? of course they are

is Michelangelo's David not attractive? I know my particular type is apparently frowned on (more for me!) but he is "typically handsome"

Gay guys have fine taste in men and they actually really like straight guys tbh

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 10:07 AM (AcWfM)

179 this is literally my exact type. muscular, not too tall, stocky! love it! not a huge fan of the mustaches but I get that they were in style or whatever

but yeah - stocky Slavs! oh yeah!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 10:02 AM (AcWfM)
*****
Love muscular men, but...
I can't help but wonder why they're alone in their underwear thingys with a violin.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 10:07 AM (NpAcC)

180 Oh MY! Would hang! Would DEFINITELY hang!

*fans self vigorously*

Posted by: Barky Obama at September 25, 2023 10:07 AM (Geoni)

181 ...by a Jew whose son died fighting for the Confederates
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Have they cancelled the synagogue yet??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 10:08 AM (krqg6)

182 Carried over...

single women talking about the “three sixes” — at least six feet tall, a six figure income

Statistically speaking that has to be less than 10% of straight men.
Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 09:39 AM (bWsRe)


20 - 40 years old, not married, any race, six feet tall, six figure income...

0.66% of the US male population. Does not take into account sexual preference.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 10:08 AM (1Z8zZ)

183 She Hobbit hardest hit.
Posted by: BruceWayne

But it's so soothing. Not giving up muh shammy tea.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 25, 2023 10:08 AM (1WYFF)

184 My the gheydar is pinging like a busy telegraph.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 25, 2023


***
Much more than one ping, Vasily.

Posted by: Capt. Ramius at September 25, 2023 10:09 AM (J2vNu)

185
Looks like kettle bells and medicine balls at their feets.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 10:09 AM (enJYY)

186 What pronouns to use?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 25, 2023 10:09 AM (CecP5)

187 The whole story of the Jews in the Confederacy is interesting. Many were uncomfortable with owning slaves or supporting slavery, given their history, but they did it anyway.

And Judah P. Benjamin is one of the most interesting figures in that conflict, which was chock-full of interesting figures.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:09 AM (xTRSc)

188 This manly painting moves me - Kevin McCarthy

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 25, 2023 10:09 AM (9/y3s)

189 "So then I said, 'But, mother, Uzbeks have stolen all our clothes!' "

"Now Uncle Yorgi refuses to hug me! I am outcast! I sit here in melancholy pondering the vast fields of wheat of beloved Ukraine!"

"Ah, Pytor, always such the drama queen! Let's try that rondo from measure 26, always cheer you up!"

"And my fingering will amaze you!"

"Do not start that again, or I klonk you with kettlebell!"

Thanks. Next I will reveal what that guy Munch painted was screaming about; the answer will AMAZE you!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma, Patron of the Arts at September 25, 2023 10:09 AM (a9CYf)

190 Um...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 10:10 AM (zZu0s)

191 Looks like kettle bells and medicine balls at their feets.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 10:09 AM (enJYY)

You're looking at their feet?!?!
-Miss Lindsay Graham

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 10:10 AM (CIS44)

192 I'm not gay. I have relationships with women, I have sex with men.

Posted by: Ilya Mashkov at September 25, 2023 10:11 AM (aD39U)

193 I sat on an ottoman once, and he cursed me out in Alsina-i Thalātha.

Posted by: Swappy Meat at September 25, 2023 10:11 AM (iBkx7)

194 this is literally my exact type. muscular, not too tall, stocky! love it! not a huge fan of the mustaches but I get that they were in style or whatever

but yeah - stocky Slavs! oh yeah!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 10:02 AM (AcWfM)

I don't mind muscular but a guy needs to be a little squishy too. Stocky is good. Bald is fine. But I love facial hair on men.

Posted by: Kris at September 25, 2023 10:11 AM (OyyDO)

195 A gay guy isn't going to willingly paint an attractive straight man.

huh? of course they are

is Michelangelo's David not attractive? I know my particular type is apparently frowned on (more for me!) but he is "typically handsome"

Gay guys have fine taste in men and they actually really like straight guys tbh

Posted by: BlackOrchid

--

Nah. They might paint a reproduction of an image of a straight man, but the imaginary image on the canvas created by the gay man lurvs it some gay abuse. That's how humans work.

The model can be straight, sure. The extension of the artist is the artist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 10:11 AM (WaWnY)

196 So, why do guys have nipples anyway if we can't breastfeed?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (xTRSc)

Each baby starts out with nipples in the womb. Then as you develop, the wimmen get the titties and the mens have no titties but still keep the nips.

I learned that in the 7th grade biology when skools were skools.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2023 10:11 AM (0lY6Y)

197 Much more than one ping, Vasily.
Posted by: Capt. Ramius at September 25, 2023 10:09 AM (J2vNu)

Thank goodness the script didn't call for Arec Baldwin to pull his gun.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 25, 2023 10:11 AM (ufFY8)

198 83 Hans and Franz?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 09:45 AM (ZhgSR)

NURSE is the only one to bring up Hans and Franz and NO ONE has brought up the ambiguously gay duo?!

And we are at comment 190 by current count?

*shakes head sadly at state of world*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 10:11 AM (zZu0s)

199 This picture...calls to me.

Socks and coc...err violins...I really like the combination.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 25, 2023 10:11 AM (XqcwY)

200 Howdy, brother! Will you be making the journey to Texas this year?

Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2023 09:59 AM (2pH9T)


Seems so, unless something torpedoes the plans.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2023 10:12 AM (VwHCD)

201
NURSE is the only one to bring up Hans and Franz and NO ONE has brought up the ambiguously gay duo?!


Pretty sure neither Lindsay Graham nor David French play the violin

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 10:12 AM (XqcwY)

202 199 This picture...calls to me.

Socks and coc...err violins...I really like the combination.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 25, 2023 10:11 AM (XqcwY)

Very Nero. Fitting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 10:13 AM (zZu0s)

203 Gay guys have fine taste in men and they actually really like straight guys tbh

-

I missed this the first time, sorry. I don't disagree at all. The younger the better.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 10:13 AM (WaWnY)

204 NURSE is the only one to bring up Hans and Franz

I guess you missed 17

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 10:13 AM (O+BhX)

205 Pretty sure neither Lindsay Graham nor David French play the violin
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 10:12 AM (XqcwY)


Not a thing ambiguous about their gayness.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 10:13 AM (CIS44)

206 Pretty sure neither Lindsay Graham nor David French play the violin
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 10:12 AM (XqcwY)

Miss Lindsey and McCain.

Frank and Kevin.

Jonah and the closet chair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 10:14 AM (zZu0s)

207 My the gheydar is pinging like a busy telegraph.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 25, 2023 10:05 AM (ufFY

With this painting it should be sounding like a hail storm on a tin roof.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2023 10:15 AM (VwHCD)

208 Maybe they took their pants off to sit down and not lose their crease? It’s an old conductors trick!

-Maestro

Posted by: Rex B at September 25, 2023 10:15 AM (9BeIJ)

209 204 NURSE is the only one to bring up Hans and Franz

I guess you missed 17
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 10:13 AM (O+BhX)

Valid. I only searched for 'Hans'. Was planning to do the 'I guess *someone* has taken the Hans and Franz joke...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 10:15 AM (zZu0s)

210 Russian WWE?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2023 10:15 AM (CnLzB)

211 I wonder if this is acceptable attire for the Senate?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 10:15 AM (NpAcC)

212 single women talking about the “three sixes” — at least six feet tall, a six figure income

I see two sixes!

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at September 25, 2023 10:15 AM (a3Q+t)

213 So, why do guys have nipples anyway if we can't breastfeed?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (xTRSc)


GOD is omniscient. Prior to creating human men HE was aware of the film "Batman and Robin" - which included batsuit nipples. To punish mankind for allowing that to be made, HE gave man nipples so that we would be confronted by this question for eternity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 10:15 AM (1Z8zZ)

214 212 single women talking about the “three sixes” — at least six feet tall, a six figure income

I see two sixes!
------------------
Evidently, single women want a six inch dick.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:16 AM (pLaQB)

215 speaking of sixes...

https://tinyurl.com/58npm9he

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 10:16 AM (CIS44)

216 A South Carolina congressman has left his wife after multiple alleged affairs - despite declaring himself a 'family values' candidate who backs 'traditional marriage.'

Jeff Duncan's alleged dalliances were revealed by his wife of 25 years and mother of his three children, Melody Duncan, as she filed for divorce from the GOP lawmaker in a Laurens County courthouse on Friday.

Another God fearing Republican fake.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 25, 2023 10:17 AM (9/y3s)

217 I want real men without shirts.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 25, 2023 09:51 AM


How you doin'?

Posted by: Men Without Hats at September 25, 2023 10:17 AM (FVJNG)

218 ...and NO ONE has brought up the ambiguously gay duo?!

What's ambiguous about that duo?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2023 10:17 AM (nfrXX)

219 Seems so, unless something torpedoes the plans.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2023 10:12 AM


You riding the panhead or the shovelhead down this year?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2023 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)

220 In many ways, this is the story of the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 25, 2023 10:17 AM (S5cMc)

221 ^ that's bait.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 25, 2023 10:17 AM (LvTSG)

222 >>NURSE is the only one to bring up Hans and Franz and NO ONE has brought up the ambiguously gay duo?!


Someone already mentioned ace and garrett.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2023 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)

223 This painting is about parlor-ticks or it would be if there were any ticks in the painting.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 25, 2023 10:18 AM (CecP5)

224 They can't be gay! They read the Bible, lift weights, AND play bullfighting music!!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 25, 2023 10:18 AM (BHrzb)

225 Pretty sure neither Lindsay Graham nor David French play the violin
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 10:12 AM


Lindsay strikes me as more of a flute kind of guy, IYKWIM...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:19 AM (FVJNG)

226 The guy on the left has zee little head.

Posted by: Tuna at September 25, 2023 10:19 AM (iOGRW)

227 A South Carolina congressman has left his wife after multiple alleged affairs - despite declaring himself a 'family values' candidate who backs 'traditional marriage.'

Jeff Duncan's alleged dalliances were revealed by his wife of 25 years and mother of his three children, Melody Duncan, as she filed for divorce from the GOP lawmaker in a Laurens County courthouse on Friday.

Another God fearing Republican fake.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 25, 2023 10:17 AM (9/y3s)


At least Lindsay Graham doesn't cheat on his wife.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 10:19 AM (aD39U)

228 Someone already mentioned ace and garrett.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2023 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)

And Jack with the high heater!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 10:19 AM (zZu0s)

229 At least Lindsay Graham doesn't cheat on his wife.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

With women

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 25, 2023 10:20 AM (1WYFF)

230 And this is a nice landscape by that artist:

https://tinyurl.com/mr234zu9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2023 10:21 AM (36vuN)

231 Another God fearing Republican fake.

Possibly. Probably, even. But why do we automatically assume that the accusations are true?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2023 10:21 AM (nfrXX)

232 Evidently, single women want a six inch dick.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:16 AM


At least they're willing to compromise in one area.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2023 10:21 AM (a3Q+t)

233 Kettle bells and medicine balls. Those guy keep up with fitness trends.

Posted by: Emmie at September 25, 2023 10:22 AM (Sf2cq)

234 Possibly. Probably, even. But why do we automatically assume that the accusations are true?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2023 10:21 AM (nfrXX)

Experience with politicians?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 10:23 AM (zZu0s)

235 231 Another God fearing Republican fake.

Possibly. Probably, even. But why do we automatically assume that the accusations are true?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2023 10:21 AM (nfrXX)

=========

It's Congress.

It's probably true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 25, 2023 10:23 AM (LvTSG)

236 @71/andycanuck: Thanks for that. It confirmed some of what I saw when I posted @113. (I hadn't seen your reply when mine went through.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 25, 2023 10:23 AM (qPw5n)

237 Raining and 56 here on Puget Sound. It poured rain all night. The air is finally clear of wildfire smoke.

It's a low tide this morning. Smells like salt and seaweed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 10:25 AM (O9Lr2)

238 t's a low tide this morning. Smells like salt and seaweed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 10:25 AM (O9Lr2)

and the otters are extra frisky.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 10:25 AM (CIS44)

239 Possibly. Probably, even. But why do we automatically assume that the accusations are true?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2023 10:21 AM


To be fair, it depends.

Accusations against Republicans are categorically True.
Accusations against Democrats are categorically False.

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at September 25, 2023 10:25 AM (a3Q+t)

240 Hey, Nurse. Happy Sea Otter Week! Any big celebration plans?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:26 AM (xTRSc)

241 Aaaaand, crap. My sister's MIL passed away. Maybe 6 weeks from diagnosis of stage 4 lung cancer. Fuck cancer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:26 AM (FVJNG)

242 238 t's a low tide this morning. Smells like salt and seaweed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 10:25 AM (O9Lr2)

and the otters are extra frisky.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 10:25 AM (CIS44)


Sing along: Autumn time and the otters are frisky....

Posted by: Archer at September 25, 2023 10:26 AM (gmo/4)

243 241 Aaaaand, crap. My sister's MIL passed away. Maybe 6 weeks from diagnosis of stage 4 lung cancer. Fuck cancer.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:26 AM (FVJNG)

Sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 10:27 AM (zZu0s)

244 240 Hey, Nurse. Happy Sea Otter Week! Any big celebration plans?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Only a donation to my local aquarium. They do a wonderful job. I'd love to win the lottery, retire and be a docent at the aquarium.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 10:28 AM (O9Lr2)

245 I have no reason to assume that Kevin McCarthy is gay or cheats on his wife. It's politics. Lots of stuff gets thrown around.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2023 10:28 AM (36vuN)

246 I can't believe nobody found out the real title of this painting is "Still life at Kalorama".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2023 10:28 AM (2ocoG)

247 Sing along: Autumn time and the otters are frisky....

Posted by: Archer at September 25, 2023 10:26 AM (gmo/4)

Sang to the tune for 'Summertime and the livin' is easy...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 10:29 AM (zZu0s)

248 Sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 10:27 AM


Thanks. There Horde's prayers were appreciated. It's a good thing they were able to get out to visit her last week. That went fast.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:29 AM (FVJNG)

249 I have no reason to assume that Kevin McCarthy is gay or cheats on his wife. It's politics. Lots of stuff gets thrown around.

McCarthy's mostly doing pretty well since he had the fear of not getting his desired position pushed into him. I like that he cancelled Zelensky playing the piano with his dick for Congress.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2023 10:29 AM (2ocoG)

250 244 Nurse, you ever been to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Apparently, that’s where Otter 841 was born.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:29 AM (xTRSc)

251 RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:26 AM (FVJNG

Sorry. May the Lord comfort and strengthen the family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2023 10:29 AM (36vuN)

252 The walls are plum. Definitely gay.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 25, 2023 10:29 AM (wu87C)

253 Is that Soda Popinsky?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 25, 2023 10:30 AM (8sMut)

254
I-uh, uh-I-uh,, I-I-I went to, w-w-went to the-uh,, the-uh peanut f-festival, with, with-uh,, Jimmy

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at September 25, 2023 10:30 AM (X4yCj)

255 A South Carolina congressman has left his wife after multiple alleged affairs - despite declaring himself a 'family values' candidate who backs 'traditional marriage.'


Out: F*cking your wife

New Hotness: Banging lobbyists.

PS About to be out: F*cking your constituents

Republicans don't usually get to have side chicks so this guy is about to disappear. I guess he "did it all for the nookie"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 10:30 AM (XqcwY)

256 Sing along: Autumn time and the otters are frisky....

Posted by: Archer at September 25, 2023 10:26 AM


All the leaves are brown,
And the otters ghey....

*ducks*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:30 AM (FVJNG)

257 Sang to the tune for 'Summertime and the livin' is easy...'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Thanks for the confirmation, now I know I haven't needlessly gotten that stuck in my head.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 25, 2023 10:30 AM (1WYFF)

258 RMBS,
The only thing worse than losing someone that quickly is to lose them slowly.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 10:31 AM (O9Lr2)

259 Yoked, jamming on the git-fiddle on an open mic night in your Speedo's.............not gay, you know these bros were smashing some poon later in the evening.

Posted by: JROD at September 25, 2023 10:31 AM (IlL6s)

260 Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2023 10:29

Yes; I was glad to hear that he cancelled Z man speaking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2023 10:31 AM (36vuN)

261 Lauren Boebert or Nancy Mace?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:31 AM (xTRSc)

262 Happy Sea Otter Week! Any big celebration plans?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:26 AM (xTRSc)

Shhhhh!!! It's a surprise!

Posted by: 841 sea otters at September 25, 2023 10:31 AM (lR6tR)

263 Sorry. May the Lord comfort and strengthen the family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2023 10:29 AM


Thanks, Fen. It's been hard for them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:31 AM (FVJNG)

264 I have no reason to assume that Kevin McCarthy is gay or cheats on his wife. It's politics. Lots of stuff gets thrown around.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Mmmmmm mmmmmm hmmm mmmm
-Frank Luntz through his ball gag

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 10:31 AM (CIS44)

265 It's Congress.

It's probably true.


I'm told that the only thing that matters is how he votes. Or does that only apply to politicians with boobs?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2023 10:31 AM (nfrXX)

266 You guys are so picky, you always want boobs, you get two sets and complain, haha

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2023 10:32 AM (WF/xn)

267 RMBS,
The only thing worse than losing someone that quickly is to lose them slowly.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 10:31 AM


True, dat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:32 AM (FVJNG)

268 265 It's Congress.

It's probably true.

I'm told that the only thing that matters is how he votes. Or does that only apply to politicians with boobs?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2023 10:31 AM (nfrXX)

=========

It applies to politicians with dicks as well.

It's still probably true that he did it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 25, 2023 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

269 Two sets of boobs = the House and the Senate

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:33 AM (xTRSc)

270 243 241 Aaaaand, crap. My sister's MIL passed away. Maybe 6 weeks from diagnosis of stage 4 lung cancer. Fuck cancer.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:26 AM (FVJNG)

Sorry for your loss.
------------------
My condolences, RedMind

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:34 AM (pLaQB)

271 250 244 Nurse, you ever been to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Apparently, that’s where Otter 841 was born.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I so want to go there!

Otter 841 was rescued as a pup when they couldn't find her mom and she was squeaking for help. She was raised in their otter rehabilitation program
And was put back out into the wild where she did well for several years. Then, obviously she was triggered by the rainbow surfboard and decided to take Matters under her own control.

She's a good girl. A feisty one!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 10:35 AM (O9Lr2)

272 The artist may have thought he was big and muscular enough to get away with this dreck.

He was wrong.

Posted by: JTB at September 25, 2023 10:35 AM (7EjX1)

273 Howdy, brother! Will you be making the journey to Texas this year?

Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2023 09:59 AM (2pH9T)


Seems so, unless something torpedoes the plans.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2023 10:12 AM (VwHCD)


Well, damn the torpedoes - and get your ass to Texas!

Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2023 10:35 AM (2pH9T)

274
I see two sixes!
Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard


Six of one
Seven of nine

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 10:35 AM (63Dwl)

275 #236 No problem Grumpy.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 10:35 AM (krqg6)

276 Aaaaand, crap. My sister's MIL passed away. Maybe 6 weeks from diagnosis of stage 4 lung cancer. Fuck cancer.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:26 AM (FVJNG)


Condolences to you, brother - and prayers up.

Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2023 10:36 AM (2pH9T)

277 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm thinking CBD wandered into the...ahhh...more obscure section of the art gallery. Sheesh.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2023 10:37 AM (uSHSS)

278 271 Nurse, MBA is highly recommended.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:37 AM (xTRSc)

279 MBA is highly recommended.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:37 AM (xTRSc)


Nooooo!

Posted by: any properly-functioning company at September 25, 2023 10:38 AM (EGPRf)

280 269 Two sets of boobs = the House and the Senate
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:33 AM (xTRSc)

A matched set even.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 10:38 AM (zZu0s)

281 The Dow has dropped 3% in 11 days.

Thanx Joe Biden

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 10:39 AM (RHGPo)

282 Aaaaand, crap. My sister's MIL passed away. Maybe 6 weeks from diagnosis of stage 4 lung cancer. Fuck cancer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:26 AM (FVJNG)

Same thing happened to my late wife...6 weeks. Small cell lung cancer...bad stuff.

Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2023 10:39 AM (AwYPR)

283 The Pete Buttegeig Orchestra.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 25, 2023 10:40 AM (lf83v)

284 Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:34 AM

Thanks, Puddinhead.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:40 AM (FVJNG)

285 Russet Perry is the CIA Baby Killer running for VA Senate from Loudon Co. Been watching her TV ads. She needs to be stomped.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:40 AM (pLaQB)

286 Condolences to you, brother - and prayers up.
Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2023 10:36 AM


Thanks, brother. See y'all in TX soon, God willing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:41 AM (FVJNG)

287 They're waiting for Barak to bring the cocaine.

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2023 10:41 AM (miG2H)

288 The Dow has dropped 3% in 11 days.
_________

It's going to go down more. October is always profit-taking month.

I would recommend investing in the Ukrainian market. That seems to be where the government is investing heavily.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 25, 2023 10:41 AM (lf83v)

289 258 RMBS,
The only thing worse than losing someone that quickly is to lose them slowly.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2023 10:31 AM (O9Lr2)

It has now been 53 weeks since the family found out that my father’s cancer surgery and chemo failed, and that the docs were sanguine and told him and my mother to “make arrangements.”

Ten days ago I found out the headstone was placed at his grave.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 25, 2023 10:42 AM (8sMut)

290 I like this painting, I noticed the tablecloth to the right looks Cezanne-ish, then I read the post that Cezanne is a hero of the painter.

Initially I thought the kettlebells were bedroom slippers, couldn't understand why there was one on each side. So I like it because there's a lot to look at and dissect, but I wouldn't hang it in my living space. Or work space.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2023 10:43 AM (dCxaZ)

291 Same thing happened to my late wife...6 weeks. Small cell lung cancer...bad stuff.
Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2023 10:39 AM


Yup.

But in some good news, my buddy's wife seems to be responding well to chemo.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 10:43 AM (FVJNG)

292
The Russian writer Vladimir Nabokov
Helped many a pedo get his rock off,
When Little's 6th grade teacher,
Selected Lolita to feature,
I was Rushin' to cut that freak's cock off.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 25, 2023 10:43 AM (Zjx55)

293
I would recommend investing in the Ukrainian market. That seems to be where the government is investing heavily.


I'd suggest thrusting your whole wad into tween hooker futures

Posted by: Hunter Biden financial adviser at September 25, 2023 10:43 AM (XqcwY)

294 Homoerotic weirdness.
Would never hang.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 25, 2023 10:43 AM (T2evP)

295 It's going to go down more. October is always profit-taking month.
---------------------
Blood Month. Its when you slaughter your flock or herd based on what silage you have available to carry them over till summer. Been that way for a long, long time. Corned beef is good eating. Same with smoked hams.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:44 AM (pLaQB)

296 The Russian writer Vladimir Nabokov
Helped many a pedo get his rock off,
When Little's 6th grade teacher,
Selected Lolita to feature,
I was Rushin' to cut that freak's cock off.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 25, 2023 10:43 AM


Two thumbs up!

Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at September 25, 2023 10:44 AM (FVJNG)

297 Immigration contractor whistleblower describes how children from south of the border are being trafficked:

https://tinyurl.com/3239u5yz

Important point at the beginning: NYC mayor crying about Abbott sending illegals to the city, where in fact there are already 80k illegals placed in NYC by NGOs.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2023 10:45 AM (dCxaZ)

298 And here's one of Moscow:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfxkhp2

I definitely prefer his landscapes and still life work to his portraits.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2023 10:45 AM (QUjBr)

299 and the otters are extra frisky.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 10:25 AM


So soon after Pride Month?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2023 10:45 AM (a3Q+t)

300 Nabokov was a respected lepidopterist.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:46 AM (xTRSc)

301 The Russian writer Vladimir Nabokov
Helped many a pedo get his rock off,


The point of Lolita is...don't be like that guy.

The point of all the gay versions of Lolita since then, like, "Call Me By Your Name" is that its AWESOME to have sex with underage twinks.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 10:46 AM (XqcwY)

302
Important point at the beginning: NYC mayor crying about Abbott sending illegals to the city, where in fact there are already 80k illegals placed in NYC by NGOs.


We have somewhere between 20-40M illegals in the US. It is an occupying army

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 10:47 AM (XqcwY)

303 The market will be interesting in October. Typical investment shifts. New factors to consider this year are the strikes with the UAW and SAG/AFTRA, pharaceuticals taking a hit post-COVID, and the public rejection of Woke Management/Bud Light/Disney/Bed Bath and Beyond shit.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 25, 2023 10:48 AM (lf83v)

304
Russet Perry is the CIA Baby Killer running for VA Senate from Loudon Co. Been watching her TV ads. She needs to be stomped.
Posted by: Puddinhead


Is she a spud girl?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 10:48 AM (63Dwl)

305 Has a lot of gay colors. Mostly gay

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 25, 2023 10:49 AM (ytSiK)

306 Posted by: John Fetterman


Dude. Seriously.
If Frankenstein's monster could wear a suit, so can Pennsylvania's.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2023 10:49 AM (ZVVGW)

307 Lolita is one of the creepiest movies ever made.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:50 AM (xTRSc)

308
We have somewhere between 20-40M illegals in the US. It is an occupying army
Posted by: 18-1


They keep telling us there are 11 million. The number never changes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 10:50 AM (63Dwl)

309 We have somewhere between 20-40M illegals in the US. It is an occupying army

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 10:47 AM (XqcwY)

At least....they fed us that "11 million" bullshit for 30 years.

Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2023 10:50 AM (AwYPR)

310 Dude. Seriously.
If Frankenstein's monster could wear a suit, so can Pennsylvania's.
--------------
I think you are referencing Gov Shapiro's monster. PA had nothing to do with it. Just Shapiro and Philly.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:51 AM (pLaQB)

311 Now, that's science!

The White House
@WhiteHouse
There’s no one better to celebrate Climate Week with than Bill Nye and White House National Climate Advisor Ali Zaidi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 25, 2023 10:51 AM (FVME7)

312 If Frankenstein's monster could wear a suit, so can Pennsylvania's.


You can credit Lilly for that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:51 AM (xTRSc)

313 CBD, WHAT DID WE DO?
AIEEEE!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 25, 2023 10:51 AM (MjgAv)

314 The White House
@WhiteHouse
There’s no one better to celebrate Climate Week with than Bill Nye and White House National Climate Advisor Ali Zaidi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 25, 2023 10:51 AM (FVME7)

Bill Nye the non science guy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 10:52 AM (CIS44)

315 They keep telling us there are 11 million. The number never changes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 10:50 AM (63Dwl)

Hey! You stole my post!

Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2023 10:52 AM (AwYPR)

316 The climate only gets a WEEK?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 10:52 AM (63Dwl)

317 In Biden County
I blame all these people for keeping him in power

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2023 10:52 AM (TMyCg)

318 The climate only gets a WEEK?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 10:52 AM (63Dwl)

Even the dudes in this painting get a whole month.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 10:53 AM (CIS44)

319 The walls are plum. Definitely gay.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 25, 2023 10:29 AM


They look more eggplant to me.

We need a definitive 'ette ruling here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2023 10:53 AM (a3Q+t)

320 pharaceuticals taking a hit post-COVID

There is no such thing as post-COVID!!

Posted by: Katherine Anne Regan Easterbrook-North at September 25, 2023 10:53 AM (EGPRf)

321 310 Dude. Seriously.
If Frankenstein's monster could wear a suit, so can Pennsylvania's.
--------------
I think you are referencing Gov Shapiro's monster. PA had nothing to do with it. Just Shapiro and Philly.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:51 AM (pLaQB)

=========

PA laid back and took it.

PA has something to do with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 25, 2023 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

322 Sea Otter Week >>>>>>>>>> Climate Week

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:53 AM (xTRSc)

323 307 Lolita is one of the creepiest movies ever made.
-------------------
Read the book. Never saw the movie. The book was ikcy. The fun part was watching Lolita control Humbert.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:53 AM (pLaQB)

324 There is no such thing as post-COVID!!

The COVID is over faction eventually defeated the "COVID party don't stop y'all" faction in the Junta.

I do like the tag line on the clot shot ads now, "The clot shot might not be right for everyone, ask your doctor if it is right for you"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 10:54 AM (XqcwY)

325 Puddinhead, have you ever read The Godfather?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:54 AM (xTRSc)

326 Just read the story in the Morning Report about the pandas.

Fuck the pandas.
The zoo paid the Chynese $10m for them for ten years? Screw that.

Pandas are stupid, let Chyna have them.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 25, 2023 10:54 AM (ufFY8)

327 Well, I do like a lot of Mashkov's painting but this is not his Still Life of Fruit; Still Life with Fruits; Still Life. Fruit on a Plate, and so on & I'll pass on hanging. But, thank you.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 25, 2023 10:54 AM (GshMh)

328 >>The Russian writer Vladimir Nabokov
Helped many a pedo get his rock off,

Please don't stand so close to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2023 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

329 Pandas are stupid, let Chyna have them.



Yep. Giant pandas are an epic fail as a species.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:55 AM (xTRSc)

330 PA laid back and took it.

PA has something to do with it.
------------------
Yeah, true. But it tells you nothing more than PA is a satrap not a state. It bows to Manhattan cuz money. Same is true of NJ, CT, DE. Mostly this covers MD as well. The Kingdom of SoDiNY is all powerful.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:55 AM (pLaQB)

331 There’s no one better to celebrate Climate Week

What odd phrasing. You're celebrating ... climate?

Posted by: spindrift at September 25, 2023 10:56 AM (EGPRf)

332 Pandas are stupid, let Chyna have eat them.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 25, 2023 10:54 AM (ufFY

moar likely

Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2023 10:56 AM (AwYPR)

333 Would not paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 10:56 AM (aD39U)

334 You put de light bulb in de fountain, you drink 'em bot' togedder
Put de light bulb in de fountain, then you feel better

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 25, 2023 10:56 AM (FVME7)

335 Sea Otter Week in Seattle

Parade on 1st Ave
Buy one, Get one for oysters at the Pikes Place Market
The Blue Anglers are in town to do formation angling
Synchronized Swim Team Demonstration by the U of W furries swim team
Coffee half price at Starbucks Coffee Emporium if you get the special.otter collector's cup
Microsoft to feature a new otter screen saver
The Seahawks will wear their special otter emblems on the helmets next Sunday.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2023 10:57 AM (uSHSS)

336 Would not paint on the side of my Free Candy van.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 10:56 AM (aD39U)

Would attract the wrong "Customers"

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 10:57 AM (CIS44)

337 Please don't stand so close to me.
-------
A Stinging comment, Jack.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 10:57 AM (krqg6)

338 Russians....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 25, 2023 10:57 AM (xcxpd)

339 I'm saying this without the slightest bit of joking:

Bill Nye is maybe the most perfect representative that could be the face of the Global Warming paranoia movement.

A TV creation, completely made up, with children as as audience, and with no problem criticizing and shouting down people who are interesting in seeing data/details and wishing to criticize a hypothesis, and who will not hesitate to delete their past and pretend that science back then was different than science today.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 10:58 AM (WaWnY)

340 Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2023 10:57 AM (uSHSS)


What otter foolishness!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 10:58 AM (xTRSc)

341 >>A Stinging comment, Jack.


Don't call the Police.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2023 10:58 AM (ZLI7S)

342 325 Puddinhead, have you ever read The Godfather?
-----------------
Yeah. Read it maybe two years ago. I like Puzo. He knows how to entertain and he's not shy about adding titillating side shows. Both high brow and low brow. It works.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:58 AM (pLaQB)

343 Please don't stand so close to me.
-

GET BACK IN THE SHOWER, ASHLEY!

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 10:58 AM (WaWnY)

344 339 I'm saying this without the slightest bit of joking:

Bill Nye is maybe the most perfect representative that could be the face of the Global Warming paranoia movement.

A TV creation, completely made up, with children as as audience, and with no problem criticizing and shouting down people who are interesting in seeing data/details and wishing to criticize a hypothesis, and who will not hesitate to delete their past and pretend that science back then was different than science today.
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 10:58 AM (WaWnY)

=========

And has taken a mechanical engineering undergraduate degree to sashay his way into a general expert role on everything.

I wonder what his opinion on tax rates is?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 25, 2023 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

345 The White House
@WhiteHouse
There’s no one better to celebrate Climate Week with than Bill Nye and White House National Climate Advisor Ali Zaidi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 25, 2023 10:51 AM (FVME7)

Bill Nye the non science guy.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 10:52 AM (CIS44)
***

They brought Nye so the president and VP can look smart.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2023 10:59 AM (uSHSS)

346 Huh. The artists died in '44. In Moscow. No mention of what he died of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 10:59 AM (zZu0s)

347 Judge Jones, however, seemed to see the issue differently, as demonstrated by his query of whether former President Trump had solicited Clark’s opinion or whether Clark, in violation of Department of Justice protocols, had reached out to the president first. The mere posing of this question exposes how far afield this entire prosecution has become.

So, every local prosecutor can scrutinize the actions of every federal employee and charge them with local crimes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 11:00 AM (O+BhX)

348 Yeah. Read it maybe two years ago. I like Puzo. He knows how to entertain and he's not shy about adding titillating side shows. Both high brow and low brow. It works.


My brother loves the movie, and finally decided to read the book. He liked it a lot. I'm generally not a fiction guy, but I'm tempted to give it a shot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 11:00 AM (xTRSc)

349 This is one instance where roses on a piano are MUCH better than tulips on an organ!

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at September 25, 2023 11:00 AM (l1mB2)

350 There’s no one better to celebrate Climate Week with than Bill Nye and White House National Climate Advisor Ali Zaidi.
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I really hate that I live in a country where adults care what Bill Nye says-- he's a court jester of science to entertain children.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2023 11:00 AM (x2xJw)

351 Sausage party!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2023 11:00 AM (dZBuv)

352 ...and pretend that science back then was different than science today.
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Yes, perfect; and his degree is in mechanical engineering and not "science".

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 11:00 AM (krqg6)

353 The White House
@WhiteHouse
There’s no one better to celebrate Climate Week with than Bill Nye and White House National Climate Advisor Ali Zaidi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 25, 2023 10:51 AM (FVME7)

Yup.. We have a climate... Lets celebrate it by leaving it to God shall we ..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2023 11:00 AM (bs+z0)

354 Munkey nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 11:01 AM (FVJNG)

355 323 307 Lolita is one of the creepiest movies ever made.
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Read the book. Never saw the movie. The book was ikcy. The fun part was watching Lolita control Humbert.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 10:53 AM (pLaQB)

Which makes the ending even more horrific.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 25, 2023 11:01 AM (xcxpd)

356 >>Huh. The artists died in '44. In Moscow. No mention of what he died of.

Judging by his "art" I'm going with acute embarrassment.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2023 11:01 AM (ZLI7S)

357 Don't call the Police.
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Or put on the red light.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 11:01 AM (krqg6)

358 Yeah, true. But it tells you nothing more than PA is a satrap not a state. It bows to Manhattan cuz money. Same is true of NJ, CT, DE. Mostly this covers MD as well. The Kingdom of SoDiNY is all powerful.

Posted by: Puddinhead


Not much different elsewhere. California to Colorado, ACELA corridor to elsewhere. We're not 50 equal states, we're an empire with California and New York as hegemons.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at September 25, 2023 11:01 AM (OUMaO)

359 My brother loves the movie, and finally decided to read the book. He liked it a lot. I'm generally not a fiction guy, but I'm tempted to give it a shot.
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There are a lot of characters and stories there were edited out of the movie script. I think a lot of the edits had to do with appeasing Frank Sinatra. The Johnny Fontane character is a major character in the book. He is a very modest character in the movie.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 11:02 AM (pLaQB)

360 Pandas are stupid, let Chyna have them.

They can't figure out what to eat or how to fuck. Nature will take its course. But they are cute.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2023 11:04 AM (CnLzB)

361 *sighs in disappointment*
Posted by: James T Kirk at September 25, 2023 09:53 AM (nfrXX)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2023 11:10 AM (dZBuv)

362 Hope he was good at something else because he couldn't draw for beans.

Posted by: Sixiron at September 25, 2023 08:09 PM (c4Wfm)

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