First-World Problems...

What is it with mints? Restaurants have them, airport lounges push them (bad breath is an issue in airports?), and now holster manufacturers?

This is weird. I don't like mints, so I don't grab a handful at every opportunity, but someone does, so they collect in the house until I toss them in the trash.

I don't see people eating them though, so is it some sort of strange fetish? Take a mint and it will protect you from the evil humors?

Man oh man...people are wacko.

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM

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1 Oneith

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2023 02:01 PM (MOY79)

2 They're free

Nuff said

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at September 03, 2023 02:01 PM (VefU6)

3 "You have bad breath, eat this stinky!"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 03, 2023 02:02 PM (qPw5n)

4 And people's breath STINKS

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at September 03, 2023 02:02 PM (VefU6)

5 When I was a wee lad I liked those little mints that would just melt in your mouth as soon as you popped them in. Don't remember what they were called.

but as someone more famous than I once said, when I became a man I gave up childish things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2023 02:02 PM (S6gqv)

6 CBD I feel for you, mints are over rated

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2023 02:03 PM (MOY79)

7 You need a mint after a nice bowl of Sopa de ajo

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:04 PM (RIvkX)

8 You need a mint after a nice bowl of Sopa de ajo

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:04 PM (RIvkX)

Sacrilege! You should savor the deliciousness for hours.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 02:05 PM (lQONO)

9 All I want from mint these days is to watch the neighborhood cats roll around in the catmint getting stoned out of their gourds.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 03, 2023 02:05 PM (qPw5n)

10 What's wrong with a Junior Mint??

Posted by: Kramer at September 03, 2023 02:06 PM (RIvkX)

11 Bet you get a chocolate on your pillow every night.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2023 02:06 PM (Q4IgG)

12 I used to take offense to people offering me mints.

Now I kinda just see it like Hare Krishna pamphlets, especially if they're being offered at airports.

No, I don't want to join your silly little cult.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2023 02:06 PM (GvvaV)

13 When I was a wee lad I liked those little mints that would just melt in your mouth as soon as you popped them in. Don't remember what they were called.

but as someone more famous than I once said, when I became a man I gave up childish things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2023 02:02 PM (S6gqv)
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Butter mints?

Posted by: MacphersonStruts at September 03, 2023 02:06 PM (iGxXm)

14 Hopefully they'll find the world's oldest mint while they're at it...

Oldest Known Condom in Existence Found in a Tomb in Egypt: King Tut’s condom of Egypt still bore traces of his DNA after being unearthed.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 03, 2023 02:07 PM (TGPs7)

15 The mint isn't for the chewer, it's for the chewee.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:07 PM (RIvkX)

16 But Altoids allegedly have their own very special niche market? heh

Posted by: illiniwek at September 03, 2023 02:08 PM (Cus5s)

17 I like those small chocolate mints that fancier restaurants have on offer. Why, once upon a time I even BOUGHT a package of them.

Just call me wacko.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 03, 2023 02:08 PM (zHuJr)

18 Lady I knew used to give the mint flavored after dinner mints to her horses as a treat, but one of her horses didn't like them. Then she gave him a cinnamon flavored mint by accident and he really liked those.

The Xylitol sugar mints are supposed to help your dental heath by killing or suppressing the cavity forming bacteria

Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2023 02:09 PM (xhaym)

19 I like those small chocolate mints that fancier restaurants have on offer. Why, once upon a time I even BOUGHT a package of them.

Just call me wacko.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 03, 2023 02:08 PM (zHuJr)

No matter how fancy, any mint will always ruin whatever chocolate it touches. Every time.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2023 02:09 PM (GvvaV)

20 Figured it was to cover the booze. Or the onions. Or the cigs back in the day. Or the coffee.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 02:10 PM (5rCWs)

21 I had a girlfriend who would enjoy an Altoid before a certain procedure

Posted by: Ulric at September 03, 2023 02:10 PM (nZVmY)

22 When you re-holster a pistol, you insert the muzzle into the "mouth" of the holster.

GALCO makes mints so that your SiG will have a fresh, clean feel, on the draw-stroke when you've gotta put down the bad guy.

I'm surprised that Weasel hasn't covered this during Basic Pistol Instruction?

/s

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 03, 2023 02:11 PM (e6UQI)

23 I had a girlfriend who would enjoy an Altoid before a certain procedure
Posted by: Ulric at September 03, 2023 02:10 PM (nZVmY)

At least it wasn't a Ghost Pepper.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 02:12 PM (5rCWs)

24 Sacrilege! You should savor the deliciousness for hours.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 02:05 PM (lQONO)
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This is fair. But the people back in the office who did not also have it at lunch would complain bitterly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:13 PM (RIvkX)

25 Chocolate and mint together is worse than just mint

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2023 02:14 PM (MOY79)

26 My DiL's grandpa passed a couple years ago. Dude never passed anything up that was free. Buckets full of mints and free candy. Stacks of napkins. A drawer in his fridge full of various packets of sauces. Straws by the hundreds.

Still haven't made it to the back of his trailer. Hoarder from hell. Lots of good shit though.
I have found magazines from 3 pistols I haven't found yet. And bullets for 2 rifles, a .270 and a 30-06.

I should make a weekend of going over there and diving in again.

Posted by: Reforger at September 03, 2023 02:14 PM (B705c)

27 They quit making Certs mints. For me, they were the best. I don't buy any now.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 03, 2023 02:14 PM (BdMk6)

28 Any kind of hard candy or mint or cough drop is perfect for keeping your mouth moist. For those of us who suffer with periodic allergies they’re fantastic

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2023 02:16 PM (xT8gx)

29 Looks like my Bluetti AC200 MAX + B230 Battery Expansion just might be able to power a 5000 BTU Frigidaire AC wall unit for 8 hours. The AC unit is set at COOL with maximum fan speed, ECO off mode. At 50% charge capacity, it's been running the AC for four straight hours full blast. Both the AC200 MAX and the B230 are rated at 2048 watt hours each at full charge.

Posted by: mrp at September 03, 2023 02:16 PM (rj6Yv)

30 I like those small chocolate mints that fancier restaurants have on offer. Why, once upon a time I even BOUGHT a package of them.

Just call me wacko.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 03, 2023 02:08 PM (zHuJr)

The ones in the little green foil wrappers?
Love those!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2023 02:16 PM (hv9bm)

31 Same with individually wrapped cookies that come with coffees sometimes, and individually wrapped breadsticks that come with salads sometimes.

Posted by: m at September 03, 2023 02:17 PM (x5hic)

32 I had a girlfriend who would enjoy an Altoid before a certain procedure
Posted by: Ulric at September 03, 2023 02:10 PM (nZVmY)

Looxury! Why, when my wife wanted to pleasure me, she licked a red ant colony. And we were 'appy to 'ave it!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2023 02:18 PM (GvvaV)

33 I had a girlfriend who would enjoy an Altoid before a certain procedure
Posted by: Ulric at September 03, 2023 02:10 PM (nZVmY)

Or the Benacca Blast???

Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2023 02:19 PM (hv9bm)

34 Same with individually wrapped cookies that come with coffees sometimes, and individually wrapped breadsticks that come with salads sometimes.
Posted by: m at September 03, 2023 02:17 PM (x5hic)

It's like you people don't even care about the sea turtles.

For shame.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2023 02:19 PM (GvvaV)

35 Galco mints are good, but only the .45 cal ones. The .40s are tasteless and the 9mm ones just plain weak.

Posted by: Durak Kazyol at September 03, 2023 02:20 PM (Ut56o)

36 The .40s are tasteless and the 9mm ones just plain weak.
Posted by: Durak Kazyol at September 03, 2023 02:20 PM (Ut56o)

Even the hollow points?

That's just sad.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2023 02:21 PM (GvvaV)

37 I’m in favor of mints. Chocolate covered ones are nice.

Posted by: 4thewin at September 03, 2023 02:21 PM (yQ+10)

38 Years ago, I bought some black dress shoes from SAS (San Antonio Shoes). I went in there on a lark just to see what they had.

Plug: best pair of dress shoes I have ever owned.

Don’t know if they still do it, but with the shoes came a butterscotch candy. Apparently that was SOP there.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 03, 2023 02:22 PM (f0XAF)

39 I have to watch a episode or 2 of the Green Hornet, doubt I seen any since the early 70s

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2023 02:22 PM (MOY79)

40 This is your most old man/Andy Rooney rant yet!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 02:22 PM (XGKrK)

41 Dang! I missed last night’s Music Thread. Hopefully Misanthropic Humanitarian and San Franpsycho will approve of the following… off topic but I wanted to announce that two other ex 70s college rafio DJs and I are helping to create Frisco Roadhouse - https://live365.com/station/Frisco-Roadhouse-a98590 - a free to listen internet radio station, devoted to classic and deep cut tracks reminiscent of the very best of 70s AOR and college radio, along with interviews of up and coming rock oriented artists, both local and national. We are currently transmitting an ever expanding galaxy of tracks on autoplay for your aural pleasure - with programming soon to come of shows reflecting the very best musical genres, both old and selectively new … imagine the 60s, 70s, 80s and beyond, in the spirit of Laurel Canyon, CBGBs, Whiskey a Go Go, Austin City Limits, Royal Albert Hall, the Cavern Club. Frisco Roadhouse will showcase the best from the Classic Artists, those you know and some you don’t, along with the local up and comers. Interviews of the players that rocked your Sox back in the day along with talking to the new young guns who are keeping the flame alive.

Posted by: Blackstone at September 03, 2023 02:23 PM (YQRyN)

42 "I had a girlfriend who would enjoy an Altoid before a certain procedure"

I'd heard they are used AFTER, to get rid of the taste ... works either way maybe.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 03, 2023 02:23 PM (Cus5s)

43 Interviews of the players that rocked your Sox back in the day along with talking to the new young guns who are keeping the flame alive.
Posted by: Blackstone at September 03, 2023 02:23 PM (YQRyN)

Awesome. Bookmarked.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 02:24 PM (5rCWs)

44 Is this about mints or is this about grabbing free stuff?

Because getting your name distributed around that way is well-know marketing technique.

But grabbing free stuff because it's free is purely social/cultural. "Free tastes better." For some people its a thrill of the hunt, they feel like they have won a contest or are now "one-up."

Sometimes its a form of kleptomania.

In China they are called "grab hags" because anything free for the taking will be taken in any possible quantity.

In a high trust society you take enough toilet paper to wipe yourself. In a low trust society you steal all the toilet paper rolls that are in the bathroom and not already stolen.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:24 PM (RIvkX)

45 40 This is your most old man/Andy Rooney rant yet!
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Andy Rooney was the after dinner mint of commentators.

Posted by: Durak Kazyol at September 03, 2023 02:25 PM (Ut56o)

46 Be happy that Certs is no longer available. Afterall, they were billed as Two, two! Mints in one.

Posted by: Rex B at September 03, 2023 02:25 PM (TC7Gi)

47 This is your most old man/Andy Rooney rant yet!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 02:22 PM (XGKrK)

I'm waiting for the rant on why non-(insert product here) stuff costs more. If a product has less stuff, why is it more?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2023 02:25 PM (hv9bm)

48 I actually have a FWP to report.
Starter died on 2007 Frontier, thought it was the battery, replaced it, no joy.
12v is getting to the starter connector, hmm... starter solenoid or starter; but, they are attached on this model starter.
Hunt AutoZone and Amazon, they both recommend the same model. AutoZone has it in stock, go pick it up.
I get home and compare it to the removed one, nope, that's not going to work.
Recheck Amazon, AutoZone, and a number of other sites: all recommend the same *wrong* unit. WTF.
Put in 2004 instead of 2007, that looks like what I want.
Autozone has it in stock too! Yea! Go pack return the 1st one. The sales guy checks the numbers on the removed unit, the 3rd one checked gets a hit and it is 40 buck less than the wrong unit.
Put it in (deleted knuckle busting) and it starts really easily.
Yea, FWP solved after multiple trips to AutoZone.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 03, 2023 02:25 PM (r5jGJ)

49 int of commentators.
Posted by: Durak Kazyol at September 03, 2023 02:25 PM (Ut56o)

"WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH PENNIES????"

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 02:26 PM (5rCWs)

50 In china you brought your own terlit paper because the dispensers would be empty.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 02:27 PM (XGKrK)

51 I love wafer thins!

Posted by: Chris Christie at September 03, 2023 02:29 PM (RqMSv)

52 AZ deplorable if that isn't a FWP none are

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2023 02:30 PM (MOY79)

53 Posted by: Blackstone at September 03, 2023 02:23 PM (YQRyN)
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"Frisco" will draw...approbation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:31 PM (RIvkX)

54 I think local dentists pay restaurants to put out jars of free mints. To create business, from tooth decay and the occasional broken tooth. Everything is a racket these days.

Posted by: GL at September 03, 2023 02:31 PM (5fDan)

55 Holsters? Somehow, it seems like stepping on Weasel's turf.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2023 02:31 PM (hjwuP)

56 {48} ... Yea, FWP solved after multiple trips to AutoZone.

So is your vehicle a production-line oddity, or did Nissan publish the wrong starter part number for repairs to that vehicle?

Glad you got it sorted though, nice work.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 03, 2023 02:32 PM (qPw5n)

57 My FWP: Personal shoppers at the grocery store.
They hire idiots. They have these huge carts with multiple bins. Three or more in an aisle and its a traffic jam. And they expect me to move out of their way.
Assholes!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2023 02:32 PM (hv9bm)

58 I'll bitch about slow linkage on my iPhone and catch myself, because that is the ultimate FWP for me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 02:33 PM (XGKrK)

59 Mints? Uh, okay...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2023 02:34 PM (V8he0)

60 And people's breath STINKS
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at September 03, 2023 02:02 PM

I keep telling everyone! Especially Trump's! He needs all the mints!

Posted by: Doncaster Blimline at September 03, 2023 02:34 PM (FlYjx)

61 Its pretty funny how natives react if you say "Frisco." People visibly stiffen like you cursed their mother.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:34 PM (RIvkX)

62 Its pretty funny how natives react if you say "Frisco." People visibly stiffen like you cursed their mother.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:34 PM (RIvkX)

Almost makes me want to go there, just to say it.

Almost.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2023 02:35 PM (03rl+)

63 I want my breath to smell like a freshly fired .45 pistol. Would these mints help?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 03, 2023 02:35 PM (3AR13)

64 Put it in (deleted knuckle busting) and it starts really easily.
Yea, FWP solved after multiple trips to AutoZone.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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Shopping for a John Deere part, an aftermarket manufacturer pointed out on their website that the JD manual gives the *wrong* part number.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2023 02:35 PM (06vRX)

65 Willie loved it when I used Altoids

Posted by: POTUS 47 at September 03, 2023 02:35 PM (RqMSv)

66 Its pretty funny how natives react if you say "Frisco." People visibly stiffen like you cursed their mother.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:34 PM (RIvkX

I've inspired visible fist clenching and teeth grinding with that tactic.

One must put them in their place from the outset.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 02:36 PM (5rCWs)

67 I remember the signs by the till: "Our customers are worth a mint".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 02:37 PM (mjUwN)

68 My first world problems are different because I'm a second-class citizen.

Third-class.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:37 PM (RIvkX)

69 I love the chocolate covered mints and wintergreen life savers

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2023 02:37 PM (aVCsc)

70 Calling it Frisco does prevent the otherwise inevitable discussion about how great "The City" is.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 02:38 PM (5rCWs)

71 My first world problem involves my Sodastream sparkling water maker. We've had it for years; I think it was a Christmas present. We love it. I was starting to think some of the bottles were probably getting a little old and was wondering what happened when they failed. This morning I found out.

I was charging a bottle with CO2 and the bottom blew out explosively and spewed 1 liter of water all over me and the utility room. (Husband saw me later and said, "Wet t-shirt contest?") Didn't blow up the machine itself but rendered it inoperative. Fortunately no injuries.

I've ordered a replacement and will retire the old bottles too.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at September 03, 2023 02:38 PM (fTtFy)

72 I didn't know you were mintist, CBD.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 03, 2023 02:38 PM (Mzdiz)

73 My grandfather was born and lived his entire life in the city of Oakland. I don't think he ever missed an opportunity to call SF "Frisco" once in over 85 years of life. I can't remember him ever crossing the bridge, come to think of it.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 03, 2023 02:38 PM (3AR13)

74 SanFran, can't you just proclaim yourself Emperor, like Norton?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 02:39 PM (XGKrK)

75 Must have already been said. But, "It's just a thin mint".

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 03, 2023 02:39 PM (GwxCX)

76 All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 02:27 PM (XGKrK) In India they had entrepreneurs at the international airport bathrooms selling you toilet paper. I was reduced to using some of their paper money once in lower class place.

*I was only in the country for about 1.5 days a couple decades ago but that memory lingers.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 03, 2023 02:39 PM (83y/e)

77 Its pretty funny how natives react if you say "Frisco." People visibly stiffen like you cursed their mother.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:34 PM (RIvkX)

Heh...I wasn't a native, but it grated on me after awhile.

We called it "the city," or SF.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 02:39 PM (lQONO)

78 So is your vehicle a production-line oddity, or did Nissan publish the wrong starter part number for repairs to that vehicle?

Glad you got it sorted though, nice work.
Posted by: Grumpy

The error is global from the searching I did.
I'm pretty sure someone marketed the wrong one with the 'correct' number and everyone else 'just got in line'.
Starters are not light, I'm glad I didn't order it shipped from someplace.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 03, 2023 02:39 PM (r5jGJ)

79 >>> 66 Its pretty funny how natives react if you say "Frisco." People visibly stiffen like you cursed their mother.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:34 PM (RIvkX

I've inspired visible fist clenching and teeth grinding with that tactic.

One must put them in their place from the outset.
Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 02:36 PM (5rCWs)

Is it because the shortened version seems to familiar or informal, or because it sounds like Fresno?

"These grapes taste like fresno!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 03, 2023 02:39 PM (llON8)

80 My favorites are those layered mint chocolate wafers wrapped in green foil.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 03, 2023 02:40 PM (Mzdiz)

81 Third-class.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:37 PM (RIvkX)

Stop eating mints and maybe you will move up in the world!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 02:40 PM (lQONO)

82 I was charging a bottle with CO2 and the bottom blew out explosively and spewed 1 liter of water all over me and the utility room. (Husband saw me later and said, "Wet t-shirt contest?") Didn't blow up the machine itself but rendered it inoperative. Fortunately no injuries.

I've ordered a replacement and will retire the old bottles too.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at September 03, 2023 02:38 PM (fTtFy)

Good to know. I have a couple with metal bottoms, wonder if those are better, less likely to explode?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2023 02:40 PM (03rl+)

83 The ones in the little green foil wrappers?
Love those!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2023 02:16 PM (hv9bm)

I used to enjoy the "After Eight" wafer-thin chocolate mints. Haven't seen them lately.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 02:40 PM (mjUwN)

84 Who's gonna turn down a Junior mint?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2023 02:40 PM (V8he0)

85 The only mints you need is that weird spice mix in Indian restaurants...

Then you don't want any more. Like, ever.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 03, 2023 02:41 PM (IG4Id)

86 57 My FWP: Personal shoppers at the grocery store.
They hire idiots. They have these huge carts with multiple bins. Three or more in an aisle and its a traffic jam. And they expect me to move out of their way.
Assholes!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2023 02:32 PM (hv9bm)

It's another problem created by the bogus pandemic. AWFLs and many suburban Karens went all-in on getting groceries this way when stores set-it up to keep more revenue coming in. Now the AWFLs and Karens cannot give up the convenience.

Posted by: GL at September 03, 2023 02:41 PM (5fDan)

87 I think you have to be trained to object to "Frisco." It comes across as affectionate IMO.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 03, 2023 02:41 PM (Mzdiz)

88 My favorite mints are the green and brown striped chocolate mints by starlight.

Always use to grab a bunch at Sweet Tomatoes, which has since closed.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2023 02:42 PM (NpAcC)

89 I have heard rumors that people actually put mint into ice cream...and then eat it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 02:42 PM (lQONO)

90 Must have already been said. But, "It's just a thin mint".
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 03, 2023 02:39 PM (GwxCX)

There was a Krispy Kristie joke posted up thread, that's the closest we got.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2023 02:42 PM (03rl+)

91 My FWP: Personal shoppers at the grocery store.
They hire idiots. They have these huge carts with multiple bins. Three or more in an aisle and its a traffic jam. And they expect me to move out of their way.
Assholes!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2023 02:32 PM (hv9bm)

The thought of a stranger choosing my groceries is almost as repulsive as having the FBI rifle through my underwear drawer.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 03, 2023 02:42 PM (Mzdiz)

92 I can't recall the exact circumstances but I remember Mayor Brown once having a little rant about it.

If you listen throughout 30 years of his public speeches he never failed to include each syllable.

Another thing that makes them crazy is when you ask someone where they're from and they say "San Francisco" and you say, "Oh, where?" meaning which part of town and then they say "San Jose"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:42 PM (RIvkX)

93 I was reduced to using some of their paper money once in lower class place.

*I was only in the country for about 1.5 days a couple decades ago but that memory lingers.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 03, 2023 02:39 PM (83y/e)
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Using currency as toilet paper is a total first world boss move.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 02:43 PM (XGKrK)

94 Number two answered the question.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 03, 2023 02:43 PM (yrFRg)

95 Now the AWFLs and Karens cannot give up the convenience.

Posted by: GL at September 03, 2023 02:41 PM (5fDan)

Yup. And I think it is really f*cking weird to have someone else choose your groceries.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 02:43 PM (lQONO)

96 >>> 80 My favorites are those layered mint chocolate wafers wrapped in green foil.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 03, 2023 02:40 PM (Mzdiz)

These guys?
https://is.gd/tYXljP
istr buying a package and putting it the freezer once, but it didn't last very long.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 03, 2023 02:43 PM (llON8)

97 I was charging a bottle with CO2 and the bottom blew out explosively and spewed 1 liter of water all over me and the utility room.
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Hmm. Maybe you could try carbon fiber.

Posted by: Stockton Rush at September 03, 2023 02:44 PM (uanMf)

98 Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 02:39 PM (XGKrK)
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Kinda hoping Zod would hold a coup d'etat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:44 PM (RIvkX)

99 Another thing that makes them crazy is when you ask someone where they're from and they say "San Francisco" and you say, "Oh, where?" meaning which part of town and then they say "San Jose"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:42 PM (RIvkX)

Hah! I love it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 02:44 PM (lQONO)

100 Is it because the shortened version seems to familiar or informal, or because it sounds like Fresno?

"These grapes taste like fresno!"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 03, 2023 02:39 PM (llON

I honestly don't know. I assume lese majesty.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 02:45 PM (5rCWs)

101 4 decades + drank a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps, puked Peppermint for night, anything mint turned me green for decades after.

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2023 02:45 PM (MOY79)

102 Have to admit I like the little wrapped peppermints Sonic puts in the to-go bag. (And yes, they've gotten smaller.) They remind me of the King Leo peppermint sticks, not rock hard but just a little porous.

Posted by: skywch at September 03, 2023 02:45 PM (uqhmb)

103 I used to like those little coffee tasting mint things the old ladies used to always have.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 03, 2023 02:45 PM (R/m4+)

104 Interviews of the players that rocked your Sox back in the day along with talking to the new young guns who are keeping the flame alive.
Posted by: Blackstone at September 03, 2023 02:23 PM (YQRyN)

A two-minute ad break, right out of the gate? Fuuuuuck that.

Sorry, Blackstone, but if "free to listen" means that, I am paying too much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 02:45 PM (mjUwN)

105 86: I utilize wallys.com and the evil amazon pretty heavily but I guess I'm a bit of a control freak, plus my list is often not 100% complete and seeing the item often reminds me, oh yeah I should get that too so I've not yet done the curbside pickup or grocery delivery.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 03, 2023 02:45 PM (83y/e)

106 Third-class.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:37 PM (RIvkX)

Stop eating mints and maybe you will move up in the world!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Probably not as he lives in Frisco...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 03, 2023 02:45 PM (r5jGJ)

107 I have heard rumors that people actually put mint into ice cream...and then eat it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
-------

Just wait until you hear about what they are doing with maple sap!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2023 02:46 PM (06vRX)

108 Number two answered the question.
Posted by: From about That Time

Who is Number Two working for‽

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 03, 2023 02:46 PM (IG4Id)

109 How can I make impulse purchases if I'm not fondling the merch myself?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 02:46 PM (XGKrK)

110 Probably not as he lives in Frisco...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 03, 2023 02:45 PM (r5jGJ)

Fresno?

Or San Jose?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 02:46 PM (lQONO)

111 I'm not a huge mint fan, although I will eat a soft peppermint occasionally.

My bank used to have chocolate-covered soft mints before the COVID stupidity, but they used the excuse to get rid of all candy.

Those chocolate covered soft mints were fantastic, though. They weren't anything fancy, and I'm sure they're some promotional product because it didn't have any information on it other than the bank logo. The mint/chocolate proportions were almost perfect, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 03, 2023 02:46 PM (UK6no)

112 It doesn't make me angry like Mrs. F. but I do find it jarring when I hear it because it is so rare.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 02:47 PM (RIvkX)

113 A two-minute ad break, right out of the gate? Fuuuuuck that.

Sorry, Blackstone, but if "free to listen" means that, I am paying too much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 02:45 PM (mjUwN)

Lol. Really? I unbookmarked.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 02:47 PM (5rCWs)

114 Yea, FWP solved after multiple trips to AutoZone.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 03, 2023 02:25 PM (r5jGJ)

Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 02:47 PM (mjUwN)

115 4 decades + drank a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps, puked Peppermint for night, anything mint turned me green for decades after

Similar experience when I was young and foolish and dinosaurs roam the Earf. It still haunts me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2023 02:47 PM (V8he0)

116 Used to buy Bavarian Chocolate Mints for my mom for her birthday and Christmas. I can't seem to find them anymore because I would like to try some again.

Note: During WW II the name was changed to Russian mints then changed back sometime shortly after the cold War started.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 03, 2023 02:47 PM (azYCi)

117 Posted by: Doncaster Blimline at September 03, 2023 02:34 PM

Doncaster?!

Autocucumber...it mocks me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2023 02:48 PM (FlYjx)

118 I'm thinking of manufacturing a new mint flavored chewing gum, but only in small batches at a time. I'll call it:

Limited Gum-Mint™

Posted by: Muldoon at September 03, 2023 02:48 PM (991eG)

119 After Eights. That is all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2023 02:48 PM (06vRX)

120 Probably not as he lives in Frisco...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 03, 2023 02:45 PM (r5jGJ)

Fresno?

Or San Jose?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Sausalito.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 03, 2023 02:48 PM (r5jGJ)

121 San Francisco is a city by a body of water (h/t, Jim Rome).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 03, 2023 02:48 PM (f0XAF)

122 You know who else liked Bavarian mints?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 02:48 PM (XGKrK)

123 BurtTC--

Don't know about the metal-bottomed Sodastream bottles. Seems like they'd either last longer--or do more damage when they failed.

I'm looking at new bottles on Amazon and one listing says they "last 2 years." Uh oh, my old ones are at least 10 years old.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at September 03, 2023 02:48 PM (fTtFy)

124 96 Andes, yes! First discovered at Dunphy's in Hyannis. Loved them ever since.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 03, 2023 02:49 PM (Mzdiz)

125 89 I have heard rumors that people actually put mint into ice cream...and then eat it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 02:42 PM (lQONO)

I used to make buckets of Double Double Mint Chocolate Chip when I made ice cream in the 80's.
It sold like crazy.
Like one scoop and your whole upper chest gummed up with chocolaty goodness.

Posted by: Reforger at September 03, 2023 02:49 PM (B705c)

126 I have heard rumors that people actually put mint into ice cream...and then eat it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 02:42 PM (lQONO)
*******
Peppermint Candy Ice Cream was one of my favorites growing up.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2023 02:49 PM (NpAcC)

127 Those Frisco dwellers love this, too:

“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."

Posted by: m at September 03, 2023 02:50 PM (x5hic)

128 No mojitos or grasshoppers for CBD

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2023 02:50 PM (aVCsc)

129 Heh...I wasn't a native, but it grated on me after awhile.

We called it "the city," or SF.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 02:39 PM (lQONO)

Well, my hometown gets called "Hongcouver". And it earned that epithet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 02:51 PM (mjUwN)

130 Another FWP I discovered while changing the starter...
Case of beer in cans so I can take it kayaking.
Octoberfest and they're good; but, something is funny about how the can feels...
Yup, Shrinkflation!!! 11.5oz instead of 12oz.
FJB!
(minor apology for political aside)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 03, 2023 02:51 PM (r5jGJ)

131 For Blackstone's suggested "Frisco Roadhouse" music link, I just allowed (in NoScript) both the live365 domains and the cdnstream site, and was able to play it without any ads whatsoever.

(Firefox, NoScript, fully updated uBlock Origin)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 03, 2023 02:52 PM (qPw5n)

132 I like mint ice cream drizzled with maple syrup. Back to lurking.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 03, 2023 02:53 PM (VdGjU)

133 The error is global from the searching I did.
I'm pretty sure someone marketed the wrong one with the 'correct' number and everyone else 'just got in line'.
Starters are not light, I'm glad I didn't order it shipped from someplace.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 03, 2023 02:39 PM (r5jGJ)

Maybe for certain markets, the 2004 starter carried over to 2007, and for others, it didn't. Many parts jobbers demand a VIN now for that and other reasons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 02:54 PM (mjUwN)

134 Yup, Shrinkflation!!! 11.5oz instead of 12oz.

--

I made muffins from one of the little $1 packages not too long ago. It stunk explaining to the kids why the muffin pan from the 80s had twelve spaces for muffins but look, one package can only make four good sized to five slightly undersized muffins now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 03, 2023 02:55 PM (UK6no)

135 Hmm. Maybe you could try carbon fiber.
Posted by: Stockton Rush at September 03, 2023 02:44 PM (uanMf)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 02:56 PM (mjUwN)

136 Many parts jobbers demand a VIN now for that and other reasons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That is an excellent idea; but, I don't know if it would work as I was surprised that all the places I went recommended the wrong starter for the 2007.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 03, 2023 02:56 PM (r5jGJ)

137 Green Hornet, when newspaper guys actually fought crime instead of covered it up

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2023 02:57 PM (MOY79)

138 The only time I have ever heard a city bu a body of water referred to as “Frisco” is in conversations about the NFL and, say, the Forterners (h/t, Limbaugh).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 03, 2023 02:58 PM (f0XAF)

139 Nobody insulted Frisco like Fear in The Decline Of Western Civilization.

They remain my heroes.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 03, 2023 02:59 PM (/BBNv)

140 It's another problem created by the bogus pandemic. AWFLs and many suburban Karens went all-in on getting groceries this way when stores set-it up to keep more revenue coming in. Now the AWFLs and Karens cannot give up the convenience.
Posted by: GL at September 03, 2023 02:41 PM (5fDan)

I can honestly say I have never dropped a pack of condoms into any of the carts. But I like the idea.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2023 02:59 PM (hv9bm)

141 For Blackstone's suggested "Frisco Roadhouse" music link, I just allowed (in NoScript) both the live365 domains and the cdnstream site, and was able to play it without any ads whatsoever.

(Firefox, NoScript, fully updated uBlock Origin)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 03, 2023 02:52 PM (qPw5n)

Well, I am using Brave, that has a native adblocker. But for streaming audio, if the ad is audio, how can a blocker make the distinction?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 03:00 PM (mjUwN)

142 Well, my hometown gets called "Hongcouver". And it earned that epithet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 02:51 PM (mjUwN)

Or Vansterdam.

I will always look fondly on Hongcouver. First visited 20 years ago. And my best marathon run time is from there.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 03, 2023 03:01 PM (f0XAF)

143 No mojitos or grasshoppers for CBD
Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2023 02:50 PM (aVCsc)
******
Yum!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2023 03:02 PM (NpAcC)

144 No mojitos or grasshoppers for CBD

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2023 02:50 PM (aVCsc)

I LOVE a good Mojito!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 03:03 PM (lQONO)

145 My world class water leak is still a first world problem. Not an expansion joint to be had until Tuesday. Fortunately the leak is after a cut off valve so I have water.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2023 03:04 PM (aVCsc)

146 There was a Krispy Kristie joke posted up thread, that's the closest we got.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2023 02:42 PM

He shall be Mr. Creosote to me going forward. Apt description.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 03, 2023 03:04 PM (GwxCX)

147 My world class water leak is still a first world problem. Not an expansion joint to be had until Tuesday. Fortunately the leak is after a cut off valve so I have water.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2023 03:04 PM (aVCsc)

If a woman undergoing labor smokes a doobie, would that be a "contraction joint"?

(denounces self)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 03:06 PM (mjUwN)

148 Time to check on the crockpot chili.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 03:06 PM (XGKrK)

149 CBD, I do too. Wish I knew someone that could make one. Nobody carries the mix anymore

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2023 03:07 PM (aVCsc)

150 It does show you have good taste in mainstream holster manufacturers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 03, 2023 03:09 PM (a3Q+t)

151 I took a baggie of Oaxacan Chapulines into a total Balkan dive bar filled with goons and in the course of a drunken day they got some Serbian Army officer to eat one saying it was a Mexican raisin. He was PISSED.
The owner's wife almost fainted laughing, boys eating bugs to show off.
I got a bottle of rakija out of that prank.
Honestly it was funny.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 03, 2023 03:09 PM (/BBNv)

152 117 Posted by: Doncaster Blimline at September 03, 2023 02:34 PM

Doncaster?!

Autocucumber...it mocks me.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2023 02:48 PM (FlYjx)

You know, Doncaster and Dorcas, of the Hampton Blimlines...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 03, 2023 03:10 PM (PiwSw)

153 In china you brought your own terlit paper because the dispensers would be empty.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 02:27 PM

Remember, one square only!

Posted by: Sheryl Krong at September 03, 2023 03:11 PM (a3Q+t)

154 For holsters I like Fobus, Israeli, they're awesome. Most holster makers now are plastics molders.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 03, 2023 03:13 PM (/BBNv)

155 How can I make impulse purchases if I'm not fondling the merch myself?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 02:46 PM

To ask is to answer.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 03, 2023 03:13 PM (a3Q+t)

156 Wish I knew someone that could make one.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2023 03:07 PM (aVCsc)

You can make one using fresh ingredients!

Light rum
fine sugar
Fresh mint
club soda
lime

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 03:14 PM (lQONO)

157 Time to check on the crockpot chili.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 03:06 PM (XGKrK)

Tomahawk steaks here.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2023 03:15 PM (hv9bm)

158 I love callbacks!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2023 03:15 PM (XGKrK)

159 I got an earful about sh*tty downtown SF is from about a dozen visiting Aussies. They'd "heard" it was bad, but we surpassed their expectations.

The City That Knows How

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 03:16 PM (RIvkX)

160 CBD, I have done that but never got it right.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2023 03:16 PM (aVCsc)

161 Licorice Chips, made in Italy, mmm.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 03, 2023 03:18 PM (7Bn6D)

162 I don't mix fancy drinks much, because too many of the ingredients are specific to the drink they are used in, and have little kitchen utility for me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 03:19 PM (mjUwN)

163 Limited Gum-Mint™
Posted by: Muldoon at September 03, 2023 02:48 PM (991eG)

Problem with limited gum-mint is that most politicians are like gum and stick around far too long.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2023 03:19 PM (FkYfK)

164 Well, time for me to go back to the salt mines. Lunch is over.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 03:20 PM (mjUwN)

165 Tbh Frisco was prob the greatest City in the world for a bit, up to say mid-60's.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 03:20 PM (5rCWs)

166 Raining at Burning man again. Next band just dumped on me here in Carson City. Probably 3 or 4 hours out from them.
They screwed.
My rain gauge is just shy of 1/2" and it's still coming down.

Posted by: Reforger at September 03, 2023 03:22 PM (B705c)

167 Re Frisco Roadhouse, we will be paying in the near future out of our own pockets to remove the two mintz (4 mintz per hour I believe) of commercials. It’s pretty much a labor of love for us. We were three College DJs in the late 70s, early 80s, at WKNC and are recreating the sounds and atmosphere of 70s AOR stations. Sorry for the (for now) limited commercial interruption. We’re not profiting from this, but the underlying platform is paid via such. We’re just putting in the hours to upload the tracks, host shows, and, through a lifetime of contacts, interview those folks you’d love to hear from.

Posted by: Blackstone at September 03, 2023 03:23 PM (YQRyN)

168 People frequently complain about my breath and offer me mints before I garrote them.

Posted by: Agent 47 at September 03, 2023 03:24 PM (DTX3h)

169 Ben if avaliable close Flex Seal is great in a emergency

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2023 03:24 PM (MOY79)

170 Raining at Burning man again. Next band just dumped on me here in Carson City. Probably 3 or 4 hours out from them.
They screwed.
My rain gauge is just shy of 1/2" and it's still coming down.
Posted by: Reforger at September 03, 2023 03:22 PM (B705c)

RIP Bondage and Discipline steampunk tech bros and their prostitutes.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 03:25 PM (5rCWs)

171 And if you still like saying F—- that, well, it’s pretty much still a free world. And I’m happy myself to join in at times with the Fish Cheer!

Posted by: Blackstone at September 03, 2023 03:25 PM (YQRyN)

172 I got an earful about sh*tty downtown SF is from about a dozen visiting Aussies. They'd "heard" it was bad, but we surpassed their expectations.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2023 03:16 PM (RIvkX)
----------

If only you'd be allowed to post your manifesto. You could have at least softened the blow a bit for them.

Posted by: bluebell at September 03, 2023 03:26 PM (pTb/Z)

173 One of my wife's rules to live by is:

"If someone offers you a mint, take it."

Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2023 03:26 PM (LjX+p)

174 Talk about the mother of all FWP. Most attendees make over 6 figures:

All fun & games until that alkaline rich mud sucks the moisture right out of the skin. Those porta johns are filthy and can’t be emptied. On a sunny day it takes 11hrs to commute into this remote barren lake.
Burning Man 2023

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 03, 2023 03:26 PM (wsSEe)

175 We are desperate for urinal mints.

Posted by: Burning Man at September 03, 2023 03:29 PM (V8he0)

176 Is it burning at Raining Man?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 03, 2023 03:29 PM (63Dwl)

177 All fun & games until that alkaline rich mud sucks the moisture right out of the skin. Those porta johns are filthy and can’t be emptied. On a sunny day it takes 11hrs to commute into this remote barren lake.
Burning Man 2023
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 03, 2023 03:26 PM (wsSEe)

I bet the Viagra or whatever those dudes use has run out too.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 03:29 PM (5rCWs)

178 Q/2" ? We can get that in 15 minutes in a pop up T-storm

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2023 03:30 PM (MOY79)

179 CBD, I have done that but never got it right.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2023 03:16 PM (aVCsc)

Practice young lady...practice.

Come for dinner and I will make you a very good one. Not great, but still...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 03:31 PM (lQONO)

180 Skip, pipe came loose from the coupling so I broke out the flex seal. I just have to water the cow from that faucet so it should hold long enough for that.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2023 03:31 PM (aVCsc)

181 If the dirt is anything like Sierra army depot, imagine the ground covered in 1-2" of drywall dust. Then dump 1" of rain on it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 03, 2023 03:31 PM (wsSEe)

182 Big Mint does not appreciate this post,

Posted by: Montec at September 03, 2023 03:32 PM (c4s3d)

183 And if you still like saying F—- that, well, it’s pretty much still a free world. And I’m happy myself to join in at times with the Fish Cheer!

Posted by: Blackstone at September 03, 2023 03:25 PM (YQRyN)

I guess some people don't want to pay for the content they consume.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 03:35 PM (lQONO)

184 If the dirt is anything like Sierra army depot, imagine the ground covered in 1-2" of drywall dust. Then dump 1" of rain on it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Dry lake beds are filled with very fine silt until it gets wet it hard as the ex-wife's heart and then add water and you get a sticky morass.
Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of people imo.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 03, 2023 03:35 PM (r5jGJ)

185 Why no complimentary, scented suppositories?
Everybody's ass smells rank, amirite?

Only 3rd world savages traipse around with a smelly ass.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 03, 2023 03:35 PM (KVGVf)

186 The lawsuits from this years burning man are going to be epic. A thousands of entitled people with money, getting smacked in the face with a reality that nobody warned them about and they were too ignorant and naive to anticipate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 03, 2023 03:36 PM (wsSEe)

187 Mints
Mint chocolate
thin mints
lifesaver mints
double mint
mint jelly
spear mint
mint chocolate chip
mint tea
mint mobile
mint tax accounting
US Mint
Mint liunx

thats about it

Posted by: Bubba at September 03, 2023 03:37 PM (BRHaw)

188 Is it global warming that caused the rain? I thought global Warming was gonna cause droughts. Lol.

Posted by: Montec at September 03, 2023 03:37 PM (c4s3d)

189 Had two big flats near my house as a kid. After the rains we would go out there on anything with wheels. Jeeps, go-carts, some poor fools moms car. Fun stuff at the right conditions.

Posted by: Reforger at September 03, 2023 03:38 PM (B705c)

190 Bubba at September

Mint julep.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 03, 2023 03:38 PM (wsSEe)

191 The lawsuits from this years burning man are going to be epic. A thousands of entitled people with money, getting smacked in the face with a reality that nobody warned them about and they were too ignorant and naive to anticipate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 03, 2023 03:36 PM (wsSEe)

Is that schadenfreude I detect?

It's going to be awesome!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 03, 2023 03:38 PM (lQONO)

192 Dry lake beds are filled with very fine silt until it gets wet it hard as the ex-wife's heart and then add water and you get a sticky morass.
Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of people imo.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 03, 2023 03:35 PM (r5jGJ)

Dry lake beds and rocks picture

https://photos.app.goo.gl/VhbqGzftTHPPRMPaA

Posted by: Bubba at September 03, 2023 03:40 PM (BRHaw)

193 Frisco Roadhouse … last four songs. Baker Street, Karn Evil #9, Wild Horses, Don’t Give Up. Every five songs or so, it’ll be a two minute break. But that will go away in the future. Give it a chance, and you might be quite happy.

Posted by: Blackstone at September 03, 2023 03:40 PM (YQRyN)

194 Posted by: Montec

Climate change makes everything the opposite, or a more extreme normal.

Desert either gets drier or wetter. Hotter or colder.
Northern winters are warmer, or colder. Much snowier of less snowier.

Whatever deviation from average- is climate change.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 03, 2023 03:41 PM (wsSEe)

195 Hope the tech bros brought enough extra Xanny and Addy to keep them and their prostitutes from withdrawal.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 03:41 PM (5rCWs)

196 Whatever deviation from average- is climate change.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 03, 2023 03:41 PM (wsSEe)

Average being whatever is convenient.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 03:42 PM (5rCWs)

197 My mom liked the occasional creme de menthe covered vanilla ice cream.

Then my older brother introduced me to Stingers.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 03, 2023 03:43 PM (8fpTj)

198 ClimateChange Inc: Sit down, be quiet and eat your mint flavored bugs.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at September 03, 2023 03:44 PM (tA1/w)

199 You guys get mints? All we get are these funky dried seeds....

---Indian Restaurant Patron

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 03, 2023 03:44 PM (kKXjJ)

200 Reading up on playas and Burning Man. Here's a bit of surprising trivia: "Each year the majority of the injuries at Burning Man can be traced to collisions with rebar." Who knew?

https://tinyurl.com/5t49kjvd

Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at September 03, 2023 03:45 PM (MvF+J)

201 My first world problem today: No golf on CBS this afternoon.

College football?

Fuck. It's Sunday. Not Saturday.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 03, 2023 03:47 PM (8fpTj)

202 Wait until the generators run out of fuel and batteries go dead.

And -horror- the internet goes down.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 03, 2023 03:48 PM (wsSEe)

203 Burning Man 2023:

https://youtu.be/mDLS12_a-fk?t=98

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 03, 2023 03:48 PM (KVGVf)

204 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2023 03:48 PM (BRHaw)

205 Reading up on playas and Burning Man. Here's a bit of surprising trivia: "Each year the majority of the injuries at Burning Man can be traced to collisions with rebar." Who knew?

https://tinyurl.com/5t49kjvd
Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at September 03, 2023 03:45 PM

Not tire irons? Interesting.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2023 03:49 PM (FlYjx)

206 Just got here and I see that the Galco mints comments have already been done. So here's my FWP or maybe just OF(old fart)P. Why can't fast food places that sell milk shakes stock milk shake straws? Instead they give you a regular drink straw that's maybe 1/4" diameter and you have to wait for the shake to mostly melt before you can drink it. Not even to mention that fast food milk shakes aren't really milk shakes; they're just soft-serve ice cream served in a drink cup.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 03, 2023 03:51 PM (nfrXX)

207 It's waffer thin.

Posted by: with all possible dispatch at September 03, 2023 03:51 PM (nakGR)

208 Play in pagan rituals you have to expect injuries and some diseases

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2023 03:51 PM (MOY79)

209 "fast food milk shakes" Abominations.

Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at September 03, 2023 03:51 PM (MvF+J)

210 My first world problem today: No golf on CBS this afternoon.

Yeah, same here. I'm kinda going through minor withdrawals.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 03, 2023 03:52 PM (V8he0)

211 "fast food milk shakes" Abominations.

Never been to In-and-Out?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 03, 2023 03:52 PM (8fpTj)

212 Mint chocolate shakes - yum ! BYOS

Posted by: Next2Nothing at September 03, 2023 03:53 PM (tA1/w)

213 The chocolate mints in the green wrapper are "Andes."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 03, 2023 03:54 PM (8fpTj)

214 "collisions with rebar" is a dodgy way to say "impalings by falling on improvised tent stakes." "CWR" leaves open the possibility that it is the rebar in motion, not the gouged. Can't find a ten-code for CWR, so I'll nominate 10-471, or as local LE calls it: "hippie on a stick."

Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at September 03, 2023 03:55 PM (MvF+J)

215 {141} ... Well, I am using Brave, that has a native adblocker. But for streaming audio, if the ad is audio, how can a blocker make the distinction?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2023 03:00 PM (mjUwN)

If it's the same actual stream, hosted on the same domain, it can't, but often they're switching between streams inside the code of the web page. One has the advertisement, the other has the actual content. If the advertising one is blocked or can't resolve, it'll just jump to playing the main content.

I can't speak to how Brave's ad-blocker works, but I know in my configuration I was able to just approve the 3 domains I spoke of, and I jumped straight into the music, no adverts at all.

I also use Privacy Badger, Canvas Blocker, and I have my own DNS server that resolves many malware and/or advertising domains to 127.0.0.1.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 03, 2023 03:56 PM (qPw5n)

216 What we need is some common sense rebar!!! *hic*

Posted by: Burning Wine Mom at September 03, 2023 03:57 PM (V8he0)

217 "What we need is some common sense rebar"

Bending the top of the rebar stake into an inverted J shape does help prevent impalings but makes them much harder to hammer in.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at September 03, 2023 04:00 PM (tA1/w)

218 Get cleaned up and upstairs

FOOD NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2023 04:01 PM (MOY79)

219 Scratch 10-471. 10-420 is the obvious choice.

Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at September 03, 2023 04:01 PM (MvF+J)

220 "Bending the top of the rebar stake into an inverted J shape does help prevent impalings but makes them much harder to hammer in."

Trying to hammer them upside down especially.

Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at September 03, 2023 04:02 PM (MvF+J)

221 Jesus fed the 5000 stranded in the wilderness.

Does not bode well for hedonistic pagans stuck on a playa.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 03, 2023 04:55 PM (wsSEe)

222 I eat them

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 03, 2023 05:10 PM (MwHgU)

223 Off soc

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 03, 2023 05:33 PM (RqMSv)

224 Oh damn, almost forgot. My butcher hooked me up with a teres major cut of beef.

Butcher: Hey I got some Teres Major in. Want some? We usually eat it ourselves but I'll get you some.

Me: I pulled my teres major doing pullups

B: Yeah *stares at me*

Me: How do you cook it?

B: Steak. Makes a good steak.

M: OK!

It was delicious rare with butter. Price not insane.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 03, 2023 05:36 PM (B61xu)

225 Waaay willowed and I read not a single response, so no apologies for a dupe take on this.

It's ADVERTISING. Getting your name out there. If you don't get that, well...

EOM (End Of Message).

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at September 03, 2023 05:43 PM (xX1Pc)

226 Charlie that person who keeps leaving the mints in your house? Might be trying to leave you a message

Posted by: Paul at September 03, 2023 05:59 PM (wuDxM)

227 hard as the ex-wife's heart and then add water and you get a sticky morass. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

If you got morass and it was sticky she would not be your ex.
You fucking people are now complaining about every thing.

I'm going to send you a nice fruit basket, and then pray for you.

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at September 04, 2023 03:25 AM (kL+wN)

229 Maybe they're trying to hint something about your breath?

Posted by: Moses Lambert at September 04, 2023 10:39 AM (z7rLQ)

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