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Mitch McConnell Freezes Again When Asked a Simple Question
Video below the fold. It's worse than his last freeze.
Speaking of corrupt superannuated whores, Franklin Foer's new book reports that Biden complains of being "treated like a toddler" by "his staff." Spoiler: They're not his staff, they're the First Gay President Obama's, and they're not staff, they're toddler-minders.After going off-script to declare that Vladimir Putin "cannot remain in power" during a March speech in Warsaw, Joe Biden fumed that his aides had infantilized him by walking back his comments, according to an excerpt of a new book released Wednesday.Via Ed Driscoll at Instapundit. He linked my earlier post and now I see I wrote "Frederick Foer" when I meant "Franklin Foer."
"Biden instantly knew that the White House would have to clarify his mistake. By the time Biden piled into the motorcade. His aides had released a statement walking back his sentence," Franklin Foer writes in his forthcoming biography of Biden's first term in the White House, The Last Politician, excerpted in Axios. "Biden left for home, ending his triumphalist tour, feeling sorry for himself," Foer continues. "Rather than owning his failure, he fumed to his friends about how he was treated like a toddler. Was John Kennedy ever babied like that?"
🚨 BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell freezes again while speaking at a press conference
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) August 30, 2023
pic.twitter.com/NMTq1T22KW
The best part of Mitch's brain lock is the question he was struggling to answer was whether he was going to run in 2026 or not. Seems like he answered the question pretty eloquently. Posted by: JackStrawBonus:
An Important Message From Pfizer: pic.twitter.com/Wda95omgN1
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 30, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:12 PM (t0OGg)
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Well, "corrupt superannuated whore" is damn near perfect.
Add it to the style guide.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:12 PM (t0OGg)
I've seen iterations of Chulthu that were less frightening than the brain dead zombie look on Mitch the Bitch's face
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 30, 2023 02:13 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2023 02:13 PM (guGkK)
Go easy on TJM. He's got bigger things to worry about. Like, whether Charlotte will accept him into polite society once it learns of his Prometheus fandom.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
I think part of the stipulation to Dolley on the move was that the new house had to have a "secret sound-proof" Prometheus room.
Posted by: BruceWayne
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 30, 2023 02:13 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 02:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2023 02:14 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 30, 2023 02:14 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2023 02:14 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 02:14 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 30, 2023 02:14 PM (d2bW3)
"Please speak up!"
Sure...let's blame his hearing for the zombie face and 30 second brain freeze.
F*cking flacks are shameless.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (lQONO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2023 02:14 PM (guGkK)
One of anyway
Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (c4O5y)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (+5YjI)
Posted by: Miklos Invictus at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (U3j7w)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: JT at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (T4tVD)
Ace, this is not Lamont-worthy, so please don't go there.
Also, please communicate the Commentariat's salutations and felicitations to Chuy, when you get a chance.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: XTC at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (ppBhU)
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No. But he was in command of his faculties, you effin' turnip.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Ted Cruz reinstalled Windows XL
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 30, 2023 02:16 PM (d2bW3)
Holy fvk what a question to glitch on. It's like God has his finger hovering over the spacebar.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 02:16 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2023 02:16 PM (guGkK)
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May you recover quickly and all your nurses be women
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 30, 2023 02:16 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:16 PM (+5YjI)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM
He's certainly not lutefisk-worthy.
Posted by: Thorvald, creator of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk at August 30, 2023 02:16 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 30, 2023 02:16 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM (ppBhU)
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2023 02:16 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 30, 2023 02:14 PM (d2bW3)
Sometimes I hate McConnell and the other GOPe scum more than I hate the Democrats. At least they are true to their political philosophy...National Socialism.
GOPe is true to nothing but their bank accounts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2023 02:16 PM (lQONO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2023 02:16 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 30, 2023 02:17 PM (IG4Id)
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May you recover quickly and all your nurses be women
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 30, 2023 02:16 PM (VTu1l)
When I had my transplant, mine was a gay man...
I made sure I was in the bathroom alone.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 02:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 30, 2023 02:16 PM (VTu1l)
Actual Women
Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2023 02:17 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023
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I liked the second "speaker for Pfizer" in the BB video too!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 02:17 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: blaster at August 30, 2023 02:17 PM (dWjpk)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at August 30, 2023 02:17 PM (FjlUt)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 02:17 PM (c4O5y)
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That was fast, eh?
I wonder how many people are on his "walk it back" staff.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:17 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:17 PM (+5YjI)
Posted by: Thanatos at August 30, 2023 02:18 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Please excuse Miklos from school today at August 30, 2023 02:18 PM (U3j7w)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:17 PM (+5YjI)
Oh, no coin toss; Biden is worse. But doesn't mean I love post turtle, either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 02:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:18 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:17 PM (+5YjI)
It is close but I think Joe can do more damage
Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (bs+z0)
I made sure I was in the bathroom alone.
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I would have been like, on second thought, I don't really need a kidney...
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (xhaym)
btw, anyone know why Foer's book is called "The Last Politician"?
Also, is he doing this just because he wants Gavin Newsom to get elected?
I mean, he clearly demonstrates that Joe's not in charge, meaning it doesn't make any difference if the demented know-nothing gets re-elected -- so why would he expose all this shyte?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2023 02:14 PM
He is the very model of the modern gerontocracy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (hAL05)
I made sure I was in the bathroom alone.
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I would have been like, on second thought, I don't really need a kidney...
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (VTu1l)
They didn't tell me ahead of time.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (MoZTd)
Hannah Thomas @HannahPThomas
BREAKING NEWS: Sen. Mitch McConnell appearing to have another scary episode in the media gaggle in Covington today. Aides had to step in to help him out and repeat questions. He was eventually led away. We'll have the full video on @WLWT
Hannah Thomas @HannahPThomas
Here's more of what we saw at the Northern Kentucky Chamber of Commerce Government Forum. Hoping Sen. McConnell is able to take some time to rest @WLWT
https://tinyurl.com/bddrbyrd
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (krqg6)
Someone should bring Biden, McConnel, Fettermen and Feinstein to a Rave.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (c4O5y)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (+5YjI)
Posted by: huerfano at August 30, 2023 02:20 PM (7zEAH)
Posted by: It's me donna a
If we just had 40 more senators, donate today!
-Turtle
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 30, 2023 02:20 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 02:20 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2023 02:20 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 30, 2023 02:16 PM (B1FKF)
It's just perfect that the Meat Puppet will be kept alive to attend Mitch's funeral, innit?
Posted by: Catherine at August 30, 2023 02:20 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 30, 2023 02:20 PM (yACxx)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (c4O5y)"
Imagine a round table conversation. It would be comedy gold if it wasn't so sad.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:20 PM (+5YjI)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 30, 2023 02:14 PM (d2bW3)
It won't help. McConnell has Thune, Barrasso, Ernst, etc. etc. so the GOP is not an option. Biden is being run by Obama, so everyone behind Biden will implement those policies - they're kind of like Hydra.
So, no.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2023 02:21 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 02:21 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2023 02:21 PM (YePpv)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 02:21 PM (c4O5y)
Silver Alert! Silver Alert!
81 yr old white male missing from the Alexandria, VA area. Possibly in a black Chevy Suburban.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2023 02:21 PM (9R40N)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (c4O5y)
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These four on Ecstasy is a troubling thought.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 30, 2023 02:21 PM (ScR16)
SPONGE, MUTHAFUKAS!!!
Back from lunch, ready for action.
The Turtle: Good Grief. Immediate removal. Our leaders, people.
And the Bee nails it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2023 02:21 PM (ufFY8)
Loony Tunes heading our military. These people are in charge. I am surprised China, North Korea, Russia aren't at our shores right now. Even Barbados would have a chance with us.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2023 02:21 PM (XeHMZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2023 02:21 PM (FVME7)
I mean isn't Adobe Express free? if not hmm. it's great for social stuff
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: blaster
someone wants to be "New Garrett."
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (+5YjI)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (c4O5y)
I would be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:15 PM
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He's certainly not lutefisk-worthy.
Posted by: Thorvald, creator of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk at August 30, 2023
***
LEGALIZE LUTEFISK
Posted by: Sign on Norwegian Seamen's Church at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (J2vNu)
Even a spirited game of Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (c4O5y)
Twister
Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (bs+z0)
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They'll rule from their graves if they can
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (VTu1l)
Even Barbados would have a chance with us.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2023 02:21 PM (XeHMZ)
__________
The Grand Duchy of Fenwick is mobilizing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2023 02:23 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Fe2O3 at August 30, 2023 02:23 PM (a3Q+t)
yes. probably the latter. I would say it's not a big deal except he did not have epilepsy when younger so I wonder what is bringing this on now. My non-expert medical guess is "nothing good."
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2023 02:23 PM (KRtlO)
this time it doesn't look as much like an absence seizure. he seems able to talk and not frozen in the same way.
he just has no brain function or memory or God only knows! he is "spaced out"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2023 02:23 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 02:23 PM (c4O5y)
Heaven save us. Our "leader" is a petulant child who feels sleighed because his attempts to get us into a massive war were curbed.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 02:23 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2023 02:23 PM (N39Ws)
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Unrelated but you cannot convince me that Franklin Foer is a real name
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (bs+z0)
I would be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
some of the newscasts from Australia are. They are quite humorous.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2023 02:23 PM (KRtlO)
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"Nothing good" seems like a very safe bet to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2023
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If we replaced Mitch (or, for that matter, F. Joe) with Grandpa Simpson, would anyone notice?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (VdGjU)
Eh, all Biden's staff has to do is give him placebos instead of his real meds before a speech.
And we'll see who's being infantilized or not.
Also, Biden is forced to retire the next day.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (QzZeQ)
this time it doesn't look as much like an absence seizure. he seems able to talk and not frozen in the same way.
he just has no brain function or memory or God only knows! he is "spaced out"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2023 02:23 PM (AcWfM)
TIA stroke?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Kindltot
While it was Saturday morning.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (9R40N)
Posted by: keena at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (RiTnx)
Non-zero chance that McConnell's will die on camera sooner than later.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (k1Qly)
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You know how in The Simpsons' opening sequence Maggie thinks she driving the car? Pretty much the same thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2023 02:25 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (J2vNu)
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Yeah. Grandpa Simpson is sometimes funny and he never seg-faults and has to wait until the process reinitializes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:25 PM (t0OGg)
I guess they all end up here eventually when they live in the swamp, the guy started out almost like a Jesse Helms in terms of conservatism. Same with John McCain.
Our Founders really fucked up not putting term limits, I guess they just assumed everyone would be dead from old age after a few terms.
Posted by: Blago at August 30, 2023 02:25 PM (wMRY8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2023 02:25 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: blaster
someone wants to be "New Garrett."
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM
Oh my ...
Posted by: George Takei at August 30, 2023 02:25 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (B1FKF)
Thanks to McConnel, he's not on SCOTUS
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 02:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at August 30, 2023 02:26 PM (b5mAA)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2023 02:26 PM (NtVYv)
Seems like he answered the question pretty eloquently.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2023 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 30, 2023 02:26 PM (PVEz/)
Man, McConnell looks *bad.* He's a doddering old man overcome in a wave of confusion, coming to a complete halt.
I mean, he's the very image of youth and vitality as compared to Feinstein, but not by any realistic measure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:27 PM (+5YjI)
your circuit's dead,
there's something wrong,
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 30, 2023 02:27 PM (/11g9)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2023 02:27 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 02:27 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 02:27 PM (xTRSc)
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I could actually see him dying standing up with rigor mortis setting in instantly
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 30, 2023 02:27 PM (VTu1l)
Just a guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg)
The three that will pass over the Brimstone Bridge.
They die in threes, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 30, 2023 02:28 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: DaveA at August 30, 2023 02:28 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (VTu1l)
What about Frank Lynn Foer ?
Posted by: JT at August 30, 2023 02:28 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2023 02:28 PM (NtVYv)
Our Founders really fucked up not putting term limits, I guess they just assumed everyone would be dead from old age after a few terms.
Posted by: Blago
++++++++++++++
I think they assumed a lot more. Like elected politics would not be a career, and it was not a mistake to admit Kentucky to the union.
YES I'm looking at you, Kentucky voters.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 02:28 PM (lCaJd)
Maybe a dude from Montana shouldn't be quoting Brokeback Mountain when addressing another dude.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2023 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2023 02:28 PM (NtVYv)
I'm sorry, I just nodded off.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 02:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on V
Fuck that. Wilford Brimley was only 50y 9m and 6d old when Cocoon came out!
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 30, 2023 02:24 PM (VTu1l)
What about Frank Lynn Foer ?
Posted by: JT at August 30, 2023 02:28 PM (T4tVD)
how about Dick Trickle
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:20 PM (+5YjI)
What did I do to deserve that? Do you know how hard it is to get drool stains out of a nice finish?
Posted by: Round Table at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (a/dOO)
They assumed the electorate would pay attention.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (lc5cP)
Promote Qualude smoothies in DC.
Posted by: DaveA at August 30, 2023 02:28 PM (FhXTo)
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Converting the congressional building into an opium den - where opium use is mandatory, and in very large doses, maybe by pumping it through the HVAC system - would result in better outcomes across the board.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (FVJNG)
Golf clap.
Well played, sir.
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (MOY79)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (NpAcC)
Oh and does he have a driver's license?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:18 PM (t0OGg)
Yes it is.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (BdMk6)
You KNOW the staffer is a wildcat in the sack.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (ufFY
scratches you up, leaving you with bites and cuts everywhere?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 02:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (FVJNG)
Golf clap.
Well played, sir.
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (cTCuP)
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It even scans.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 30, 2023 02:30 PM (ScR16)
Triumphalist tour??? What the hell?
Posted by: dantesed at August 30, 2023 02:30 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: JackStraw
Nice to see you commenting, JS. I thought you'd left for good.
So all is well until 2024, 26, 28 ....
Posted by: old chick at August 30, 2023 02:30 PM (sOete)
One of the first comments Jefferson made upon seeing the draft Constitution was precisely on that issue. He was especially concerned about the presidency.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:30 PM (+5YjI)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM (+5YjI)
At this point, the best he's hoping for is the type of funeral that John McCain had. A year of mourning - that's the ticket!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2023 02:30 PM (/iWhV)
Biden has friends?
Who knew.
Co-conspirators
Enablers
Users/manipulators
Victims
Relatives
But friends? I highly,highly doubt it.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 30, 2023 02:30 PM (JrYM1)
Currently there are three, not two certainties in life.
Death
Taxes
Joe Biden never publicly admitting he made a mistake or failed at something
Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2023 02:30 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Wilford Brimley was 50y 9m and 6d old when he was born. He's ALWAYS been old.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2023 02:30 PM (9R40N)
Posted by: jdgalt at August 30, 2023 02:30 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2023 02:31 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2023 02:31 PM (guGkK)
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There's a second one [1:15 minutes] at #57, including a Trump question and Sen. Daniel Cameron.
https://tinyurl.com/bddrbyrd
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 02:31 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2023 02:31 PM (iM+rR)
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says It's Gonna Get Worse at August 30, 2023 02:31 PM (PWI4f)
I think it's just that English readers focus on the first couple of letters of a word and assume the rest. They've done studies showing that people can easily read text which has a lot of typos or missing letters so long as the first couple of letters are correct, and the word is about the right length. We can sight-read from the first couple of letters and word length, with the brain filling in the best guess of the word.
So I just had "Fr" in my head and the rote processing part of my brain just filled in the best guess for names beginning with "Fr," which was Frederick.
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2023 02:31 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 30, 2023 02:31 PM (rc3Z7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2023 02:31 PM (guGkK)
They're hard as tits!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 02:32 PM (ynpvh)
Every once in a while I do my job just to keep the company guessing. But thank you.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2023 02:32 PM (ZLI7S)
You didn't even need Ben to explain it to you.
Good Job, stoner.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 02:32 PM (c4O5y)
I think it was JackStraw.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 30, 2023 02:32 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Cicero
Jesus Motherfuckinghamsterfucker!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at August 30, 2023 02:32 PM (kUm8P)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2023 02:19 PM (FVJNG)
+++++
He has power, money and mastery of bureaucracy
He knows the ins and outs of applied mendacity
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:32 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2023 02:31 PM (KRtlO)
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Isn't it "Froederick?"
Posted by: Igor at August 30, 2023 02:32 PM (ScR16)
yeah, mini-stroke was my first thought. But idk if that is exactly how a mini-stroke exhibits. He looks pretty out of it even before the freeze.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 30, 2023 02:33 PM (Cus5s)
Heaven save us. Our "leader" is a petulant child who feels sleighed because his attempts to get us into a massive war were curbed.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 02:23 PM (0N1h0)
Objection! With children or toddlers, you correct and teach knowing that with time, they will grow out of their toddlerish or childish ways. With decrepit politicians, you know that you will only have to increase your frequency of corrections, interventions, and changes of diapers.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 30, 2023 02:33 PM (a/dOO)
Un-f**king-bee-leave-able.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
What's more unbelievable is that people either don't see it, or don't care.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2023 02:33 PM (9R40N)
Oh and does he have a driver's license?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 30, 2023 02:29 PM (VdGjU)
++++
I always thought he was a tall man. I guess he's not. Maybe they put him in a shrink-wrap machine for therapy.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2023 02:33 PM (XeHMZ)
yeah, mini-stroke was my first thought. But idk if that is exactly how a mini-stroke exhibits. He looks pretty out of it even before the freeze.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 30, 2023 02:33 PM (Cus5s)
Not like the ones I had.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 02:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2023 02:22 PM
What's wrong with the Old Garrett?
Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 30, 2023 02:33 PM (CJGEh)
Posted by: Igor at August 30, 2023 02:32 PM (ScR16)
++++
Freidrich, I think...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:33 PM (t0OGg)
His "Willis Law" is that, he had to know Mitch was incompetent when he endorsed him so his endorsement of someone who could not do the job was fraud and was election interference.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 30, 2023 02:33 PM (/X7zQ)
Posted by: McConnell for Senate 2026 Press Officer at August 30, 2023 02:33 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: markedup2 at August 30, 2023 02:33 PM (xvy7V)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2023 02:34 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2023 02:34 PM (pohLc)
Would be convenient for moving him around with a dolly.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 30, 2023 02:34 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: scarecrow at August 30, 2023 02:34 PM (7zEAH)
Posted by: Taggart at August 30, 2023 02:34 PM (ufFY8)
Triumphalist tour??? What the hell?
Posted by: dantesed at August 30, 2023 02:30 PM (88xKn)
He had an arch planned and everything, but unfortunately the Poles had other plans
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2023 02:34 PM (xhaym)
I think it was JackStraw.
Not me. Some other moron.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2023 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)
He knows the ins and outs of applied mendacity
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:32 PM (t0OGg)
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Nice try, but doesn't scan.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 30, 2023 02:34 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2023 02:34 PM (BdMk6)
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McConnel's a pimpinellifolium -- he never could've taken Heinz-Kerry!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 02:34 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 30, 2023 02:34 PM (3vCGB)
https://is.gd/3G0acA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:35 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Geoff Shotts at August 30, 2023 02:35 PM (13ivK)
Biden's FIRST term?? Apparently they know something we don't know.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 30, 2023 02:35 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
???
___flip.com
tenor.com
There are tutorials on youscrewb on how to do it in GIMP by hand.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 30, 2023 02:35 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 30, 2023 02:35 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2023 02:35 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2023 02:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
It's too late to get the Moscow theater special from the Russians now. We'll just have to DIY.
Posted by: DaveA at August 30, 2023 02:35 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 02:35 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:20 PM (+5YjI)
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Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 30, 2023 02:35 PM (i8g0S)
Posted by: McConnell for Senate 2026 Press Officer at August 30, 2023 02:33 PM (PiwSw)
++++
LOL.
He'll be lucky to be *standing* in 2026. He should move to Britain, since they "stand for election" over there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:35 PM (t0OGg)
Add Pelosi and Carter. Throw in a SCOTUS justice. Pick a dozen more at the 70+ mark.
Seriously... we have a real problem letting people age in office to the point they're unable to discharge the simplest of duties. At which point their staff takes over (totally)... unelected bureaucrats with their own agendas. Not that they're not doing the Congress critter's job as it it, but it just becomes so damn obvious.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2023 02:36 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: FrankinTexas...fed up to here at August 30, 2023 02:36 PM (VcHM+)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:36 PM (+5YjI)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2023 02:33 PM (XeHMZ)
Yeah, that's it. Shrink-wrap. That's the ticket.
Posted by: Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter at August 30, 2023 02:36 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2023 02:36 PM (xhaym)
Our Founders really fucked up not putting term limits, I guess they just assumed everyone would be dead from old age after a few terms.
__________
Look at Congressional biographies from 150-200 years ago. He'd be a lawyer, or publish a newspaper, or farm, get elected, serve a couple of terms, then pick up where he left off.
Nowadays you're someone's aide, get elected and then never leave until carried out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2023 02:36 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: dantesed at August 30, 2023 02:36 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2023 02:36 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:36 PM (+5YjI)
++++
The kind that populate America's ruling class.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:37 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 30, 2023 02:37 PM (PVEz/)
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at August 30, 2023 02:37 PM (sWM8x)
I'm almost surprised he didn't pass him thought after she lost the election that she was supposed to win, but I suppose others in the GOP knew that would be too much for the hated base.
Posted by: Inogame at August 30, 2023 02:37 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2023 02:37 PM (XeHMZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 02:38 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2023 02:38 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: FrankinTexas...fed up to here at August 30, 2023 02:36 PM
Every time Cornyn opens his mouth, I think I should have voted for the tattooed biker chick.
Posted by: huerfano at August 30, 2023 02:38 PM (7zEAH)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:36 PM (+5YjI)
I was surprised at how empty that room was, I would think McConnell could get a bigger crowd in his own state, as powerful as he is.
It was like Avenatti's press conference where when he got to the end of it the camera panned the completely empty room.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2023 02:38 PM (xhaym)
>>McConnell has been looking very thin lately. That's not generally a good sign for someone of his age.
Yep, once you reach the bonus rounds, you start to thin out and become frail.
You could literally die at any moment.
Which, I suppose you theoretically could at any age, but the odds of you dieing on any random day past the age of 80 is pretty high.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 30, 2023 02:38 PM (rc3Z7)
@mirandadevine
The poor man. His doctors should have had this under control after the last episode
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Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor not a miracle worker!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2023 02:38 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2023 02:38 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Frahnk-in-steen at August 30, 2023 02:39 PM (ufFY8)
How many lives and careers have been destroyed by McConnell's silent but documented war against conservatives who wished to return government to the people, all while Mitch served his Chamber of Commerce overlords?
The universe keeps a tab, Mitchie. It's coming due.
Fuck you.
Posted by: Tracy at August 30, 2023 02:39 PM (8xTKQ)
The Senate was supposed to be comprised of individuals selected by their State legislators. One would like to think they would have been a bit more selective than the populus (who aren't really given much in the way of choice).
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 02:39 PM (c4O5y)
Moderator: "So Mitch, what is your goal this year...Mitch? Hello? OK perhaps we'll go to Fetterman. Same question John...John? Hello? Let's try Feinstein. Dianne, wait- is she breathing? Let's go to a commercial and come back when the mortician is finished.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:39 PM (+5YjI)
I'm almost surprised he didn't pass him thought after she lost the election that she was supposed to win, but I suppose others in the GOP knew that would be too much for the hated base.
Posted by: Inogame at August 30, 2023 02:37 PM (53oGX)
I wasn't of that opinion originally, but I've come to agree with this view. Compared to what Hillary had in mind when she became POTUS, Garland may actually be on the moderate side of the crazy train. Everything he's doing now can be chalked up to malice and revenge, not ideology. A Ketanji Brown Jackson-type was probably more what would have been installed in a Hillary presidency.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2023 02:40 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 02:25 PM
You will never convince me that he wasn't engaged in political theater while waiting for Hillary to win the election. He'd have put Garland on the bench in a heartbeat after that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2023 02:40 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 30, 2023 02:40 PM (nnp+f)
You KNOW the staffer is a wildcat in the sack.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2023
***
The chestnut-haired lady in the light blue suit? Yeah, she looks familiar. A little like Markie Post, but that's not quite it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 02:41 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Death at August 30, 2023 02:41 PM (iw4IE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 02:41 PM (xTRSc)
@mirandadevine
The poor man. His doctors should have had this under control after the last episode
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Instead of the adrenochrome, they're probably giving him the saline placebo.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 30, 2023 02:41 PM (i8g0S)
Posted by: Inga at August 30, 2023 02:42 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 02:42 PM (krqg6)
The poor man. His doctors should have had this under control after the last episode ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2023 02:38 PM (FVME7)
++++
He should have retired or been recalled after the last episode.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:42 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 30, 2023 02:42 PM (wWU6x)
I want a reporter to ask Fetterman's monster what his opinion on fire is. https://youtu.be/Mawve_3NSj4?si=hAPPOG3cL3F_ClfO&t=18
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2023 02:42 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2023 02:37 PM (XeHMZ)
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Remember the video of the aides and fellow senators trying to hush Feinstein and hissing at her "Just vote Yes!"
Yes, it's a lot like that. With Fetterman, I'm sure his wife is just outside the chamber having just told him, "That's right. Go press the green button and then you can have more Jello."
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 30, 2023 02:42 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2023 02:42 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:36 PM (+5YjI)
I'm thinking his family doesn't want him around either.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2023 02:44 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 02:38 PM (xTRSc)
Missed the soapies today - went out to lunch.
Saw a few seconds of declining hawt Sharon (Sharon Case) before I went out the door.
There was another pickleball reference towards Geezer Eric (Big Tit Donna's husband) yesterday.
Crazy Eyes Slut Hope was going after Psycho Thomas' dick in the office yesterday.
Also yesterday, Free Bird Sheila was looking not bad in Dumb Deacon's apartment.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 30, 2023 02:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2023 02:42 PM (lc5cP)
Puttin' on the Ritz!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 30, 2023 02:44 PM (TOj4P)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 30, 2023 02:44 PM (HVu7M)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 02:39 PM (c4O5y)
=========
The average tenure of senators before the Civil War was about 4 years.
4 years.
State legislatures pulled on senators' chains all the time, but state legislatures were corrupt, so the people had to choose senators now directly. You know, the same people who elected those state legislatures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 30, 2023 02:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Junius at August 30, 2023 02:44 PM (ZAerh)
"The President delivers remarks on the whole-of-government response and recovery efforts on Maui, Hawaii and the ongoing response from the federal government to Hurricane Idalia"
1:45 PM ET
Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2023 02:44 PM (5fDan)
I once saw a judge who did this same thing McC does-- freezes up at random intervals. The judge was diagnosed with a condition (can't recall the medical name) which causes intermittent "mini strokes."
Looks to me as if McC is exhibiting EXACTLY the same symptoms.
Fwiw, the judge in question 1) retired suddenly and unexpectedly after these strokes began, and 2) died shortly thereafter.
Posted by: mnw at August 30, 2023 02:44 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2023 02:42 PM (dCxaZ)
Depends.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2023 02:44 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 02:41 PM (J2vNu)
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Maybe Meg Ryan?
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 30, 2023 02:45 PM (Orkm9)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2023 02:45 PM (hAL05)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 30, 2023 02:40 PM (nnp+f)
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And like Jill, his wife knows how bad the situation is but still allows him to continue this farce of both mental and physical wellness just to cling on to his position.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2023 02:45 PM (XeHMZ)
___flip.com
tenor.com
There are tutorials on youscrewb on how to do it in GIMP by hand.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 30, 2023
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I was wondering what people used to generate memes. Thanks!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 02:45 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2023 02:38 PM (5fDan)
Who has it worse? This Senator telling Mitch how to vote? Or that poor staffer who has been relegated to the role of "Groom of the King's Close Stool"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2023 02:45 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2023 02:44 PM (BdMk6)
Hey, if he's not in power, then his wife probably loses 90% of the consulting gigs she has with Chinese "businesses."
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 30, 2023 02:45 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Rbastid at August 30, 2023 02:45 PM (jdUof)
Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 30, 2023 02:46 PM (TOj4P)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:46 PM (+5YjI)
And look, they've had [whispers] like a bad time. [normal speech again] But you know they feel for me because I had it worse man. I almost lost [louder now] my sweet, sweet vet. [normal again] Oh and Ashley's cat but who cares about that. My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2023 02:47 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023
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Maybe Meg Ryan?
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 30, 2023
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Not quite. The odd thing is that her facial expressions here, as if she controlling a scream of exasperation only with an effort, reminds me of a comic actress of recent years. Not Jennifer Aniston, but close.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 02:47 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 30, 2023 02:44 PM (LvTSG)
++++
And with that change, American government was broken.
The People had a house: the House of Representatives.
The States had a house: the Senate.
The People's House could put anything it wanted forward, and the State's House could crush it, and vice-versa. The States got the say on federal appointments, the People on the budget.
Then it was all destroyed when the People got two houses. It broke Power is devolved to the federal government by the states and by the people. The state system was destroyed when they lost their representation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Strom Thurmond at August 30, 2023 02:47 PM (NBVIP)
The poor man. His doctors should have had this under control after the last episode ...
It's amazing how doctors are worthless except to amputate limbs and nurses dance their entire 12 hour shifts, but, when the pedal meets the metal it's their fault.
Posted by: old chick at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (sOete)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (PCK5/)
No, that has nothing to do with McConnell, except perhaps that the snowblower wouldn't start with the old carb; not unlike McConnell.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (+5YjI)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (lc5cP)
Hoo boy.
https://is.gd/Tn9Pmm
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (0N1h0)
He's been in the Senate since Jan 1985, not up for re-automatic- blind- voters- just- pull- the- lever- for- the- incumbent- election until 2026. 38+ years in that one job. We have got to stop, but no one wants to go first. Everyone loves their own particular barnacle.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (lCaJd)
I've had elderly relatives do this. They stumble and almost fall if not for someone catching them, they forget where things are and have to be shown, can't zip their jacket without help, etc. and then get mad and yell "Stop treating me like a baby!". It is an angry reaction against their failing faculties against the people helping them rather than acknowledge that the old gray mare 'aint what she used to be. Some will just say thank you and laugh.
Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2023 02:49 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 30, 2023 02:49 PM (mupln)
That's it.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (+5YjI)
******
You forgot Feinstein.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2023 02:49 PM (NpAcC)
Hoo boy.
https://is.gd/Tn9Pmm
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (0N1h0)
To be honest, the guy is a dumbass…
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 02:49 PM (PCK5/)
Seems like they'd want to re-up for slavery, then.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 30, 2023 02:49 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 02:50 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:51 PM (+5YjI)
Hoo boy.
https://is.gd/Tn9Pmm
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (0N1h0)
To be honest, the guy is a dumbass…
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 02:49 PM (PCK5/)
He will do a rendition of Camptown Races at his next concert…
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 02:51 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 30, 2023 02:51 PM (ouTlx)
Posted by: Glitch McConnell at August 30, 2023 02:51 PM (ZV+pB)
John Cougar Mellencamp says only 2% of black people in America have better lives than the slaves did.
__________
It's always 1858 for some people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2023 02:51 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 02:51 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: runner at August 30, 2023 02:51 PM (idBr5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 02:51 PM (xTRSc)
Seems like they'd want to re-up for slavery, then.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 30, 2023 02:49 PM
Given how they vote, it seems they already have.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2023 02:51 PM (FVJNG)
Elder abuse
Mitch McConnell
Senate Minority Leader
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (NpAcC)
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Now do Biden for the past 3 years ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 30, 2023 02:51 PM (Orkm9)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 30, 2023 02:52 PM (B1FKF)
That's it.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (+5YjI)
******
You forgot Feinstein.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2023 02:49 PM (NpAcC)"
Well, o felt like she would be wheeled in, not walking. So it would kill the joke.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:52 PM (+5YjI)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 30, 2023 02:52 PM (WrIvw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 02:52 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 02:51 PM
De. Camp. Town. Races....
Posted by: Bart at August 30, 2023 02:52 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (0N1h0)
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So, Coug is admitting that a few generations of Democrat governance have the same effects regardless of era?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (t0OGg)
Amy Adams was on The Office. (Season one, Jim dated her for a couple of episodes.)
But I know what you meant.
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 02:51 PM (PCK5/)
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I hired you to get a little track laid, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!
Posted by: Taggert at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (ScR16)
Hoo boy.
https://is.gd/Tn9Pmm
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (0N1h0)
I remember when his drummer got busted for being a pederast back in the late 80's or early 90's.
Fuck him and his Fake Indiana Corn Pone Ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (iw4IE)
No, but he was only 46 when he got his head blown off. 34 years younger than you grifter.
Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (oiNtH)
He's an idiot but where did he get that number from?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (us2H3)
Could conservatives mount an insurgency to put forward someone who isn't a globalist simp?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (sWM8x)
That's it.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (+5YjI)
******
You forgot Feinstein.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2023 02:49 PM (NpAcC)
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Feinstein is not ambulatory
Posted by: tr at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (wWU6x)
U beat me to it. I was getting ready to post:
"What am I, chopped liver?
Best regards,
DiFi"
Posted by: mnw at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (mupln)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (DRSnL)
He's an idiot but where did he get that number from?
Posted by: That Northernlurker
His ass. He says so in the interview.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 30, 2023 02:53 PM (CIS44)
She looks like Marsha Blackburn.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 30, 2023 02:54 PM (I/Qkd)
>> John Cougar Mellencamp says only 2% of black people in America have better lives than the slaves did.
If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and do everything in my power to stop Africans from being imported into the Americas, and leave every African to live at peace, harmony and community in The Motherland.
*Slavery rather than being America's original sin has proven to be America's biggest folly, peanut butter and Jazz was has not been worth the squeeze.
* Technically, we weren't America but you get the jist.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 30, 2023 02:54 PM (rc3Z7)
Hoo boy.
https://is.gd/Tn9Pmm
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM
That's not what TV commercials are telling me.
Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2023 02:54 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 02:54 PM (xTRSc)
yup. There was that story a month ago about Biden's "angry outbursts."
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2023 02:54 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at August 30, 2023 02:54 PM (c4O5y)
Seems like they'd want to re-up for slavery, then.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 30, 2023 02:49 PM
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At least now they all got interstates runnin' through they front yards.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 30, 2023 02:54 PM (Orkm9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023
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Julie Bowen. This girl has a very similar look to her face.
And JB's character on that show (I never could stand it) often looked like she need a drink, and now -- just like this girl.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)
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Why don't I ever believe any of this stupid scripted made up bullshit?
Posted by: ... at August 30, 2023 02:55 PM (lX8VI)
What is Jill getting out of this that is vaguely worth it? If Joe retires, she can park him in the sunroom with the attendants and go shopping. He'll probably have forgotten who she is by the time she gets back with a new dress and a blow-dry. By night, she can catch a Broadway play and enjoy the blandishments of whatever gigolos aren't attending Madonna.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 02:55 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 02:54 PM (xTRSc)
That’s like yelling at deaf people, or non English speakers…
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 02:55 PM (PCK5/)
Then there are people who watched 12 Years a Slave who said, "Wow, slavery is exactly what we have today."
One of these two groups is considered delusional by our cultural betters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 30, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 30, 2023 02:55 PM (IG4Id)
They aren't worth a warm bucket of spit.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 30, 2023 02:55 PM (MeG8a)
yeah, like fuck you
Posted by: Amy Adams at August 30, 2023 02:56 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 30, 2023 02:56 PM (FjlUt)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2023 02:56 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at August 30, 2023 02:54 PM (c4O5y)
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If your freeze-up lasts longer than 4 hours ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 30, 2023 02:56 PM (9PWW0)
She looks fairly similar to Meryl Streep to me.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 02:56 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 02:57 PM (xTRSc)
Why don't I ever believe any of this stupid scripted made up bullshit?
Posted by: ...
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Who was that guy who always wrote conservative porn? Ed something? Always had quotation marks around things Bill and Hillary said in private. Yeah, right.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 02:57 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: birddog at August 30, 2023 02:57 PM (1E8/t)
Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2023 02:57 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2023 02:54 PM (oiNtH)
Concur. I was watching some TV at a local watering hole and every commercial had happy, dancing colored folks from start to finish.
Like Garrett Morris axed on SNL once...Where are all these happy colored folks at?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2023 02:57 PM (iw4IE)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2023 02:57 PM (KRtlO)
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Dang. And all that opportunity.
I wonder what the hidden variable he's referring to must be?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 30, 2023 02:57 PM (BMWRT)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023
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Amy Adams, yeah, I can see it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 02:57 PM (J2vNu)
I wonder if Hillary and Huma have any videos of them, uh, shelving together.
Posted by: Ewwww at August 30, 2023 02:57 PM (lc5cP)
Then there are people who watched 12 Years a Slave who said, "Wow, slavery is exactly what we have today."
One of these two groups is considered delusional by our cultural betters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 30, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
I will pimp it again: the trailer for Jones' Plantation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0OTg3aZc-Y
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2023 02:57 PM (xhaym)
I mean Amy Adams was in The Office.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 30, 2023 02:58 PM (CIS44)
What is Jill getting out of this that is vaguely worth it? If Joe retires, she can park him in the sunroom with the attendants and go shopping. He'll probably have forgotten who she is by the time she gets back with a new dress and a blow-dry. By night, she can catch a Broadway play and enjoy the blandishments of whatever gigolos aren't attending Madonna.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 02:55 PM (lCaJd)
Jill is getting power, prestige and the desired "FLOTUS" title. I imagine she's getting a little "D" from "H" too.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2023 02:58 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: runner at August 30, 2023 02:58 PM (idBr5)
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Well, if she can't drive a car she certainly can't drive an ambulance!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 02:58 PM (krqg6)
San Francisco store clerk attacked by robber dies from injuries
https://tinyurl.com/zds5yykj
Yowhannes, affectionately known as John, suffered a brain injury while trying to stop a thief who attacked him while he was working at a neighborhood market.
His daughter revealed that despite undergoing two surgeries, he never regained consciousness.
The owner of the market told KTVU that at around 9:30 p.m. on Thursday, the man accused of the beating first came into the store and stole water. He returned 10 minutes later to steal two beers.
According to the owner, Yowhannes wielded a bat to deter the thief near the front door. However, the man seen in surveillance images knocked him down, causing him to strike his head on the ground. The man allegedly then used the bat to strike Yowhannes before fleeing the scene. As of now, the man remains at large.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 30, 2023 02:58 PM (vCXKu)
Posted by: Glitch the Turtle at August 30, 2023 02:58 PM (us2H3)
COVID is NOT OVER. You will get it and go to the hospital if you don't get boosted NOW.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2023 02:58 PM (lc5cP)
2% by weight.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at August 30, 2023 02:58 PM (Sv58p)
I think that's right.
I'm about Trump & Biden's age. I get mad at myself for all sorts of age-related glitches.
The problem is not Biden's age itself. The problem is he has age-related DEMENTIA.
Posted by: mnw at August 30, 2023 02:58 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2023 02:59 PM (MOY79)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2023 02:56 PM (NpAcC)
And Zelensky gets another $250MM for a house in a resort area of Egypt.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2023 02:59 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ... at August 30, 2023 02:55 PM (lX8VI)
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"In a time of universal deceit, conspiracy theories are an evolutionary act."
-- Zombie George Orwell
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 30, 2023 02:59 PM (9PWW0)
Think how interesting it would get if these ancient politicians started dying off at the same time.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Heh. 165 million years of continuous history, bay-bay.
Posted by: Actual Dinosaurs at August 30, 2023 03:00 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2023 03:00 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 30, 2023 03:00 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Nonapod at August 30, 2023 03:00 PM (CwtyK)
These instagram girls are more expensive then the 1st Army.
Oh well, they "perform" better at least.
Posted by: Lil Z at August 30, 2023 03:00 PM (lc5cP)
COVID is NOT OVER. You will get it and go to the hospital if you don't get boosted NOW.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2023 02:58 PM (lc5cP)
Uh-huh… just like the three times I caught the Coof.. had head colds that were worse… again, dumbasses..
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 03:00 PM (PCK5/)
COVID is NOT OVER. You will get it and go to the hospital if you don't get boosted NOW.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2023 02:58 PM (lc5cP)
Uh-huh… just like the three times I caught the Coof.. had head colds that were worse… again, dumbasses..
Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2023 03:00 PM (PCK5/)
Thought I heard that the ones most likely to catch this variant of COVID were the VACCINATED.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2023 03:01 PM (N39Ws)
COVID is NOT OVER. You will get it and go to the hospital if you don't get boosted NOW.
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Get your shot for the cold virus from 2019, citizen!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 30, 2023 03:01 PM (BMWRT)
COVID is NOT OVER. You will get it and go to the hospital if you don't get boosted NOW.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 30, 2023
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The pharma companies have made BILLIONS on this scam. Hasn't anybody ever warned them about going to the well once too often?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 03:02 PM (J2vNu)
The Biden administration is working to reach a deal with Ukraine for long-term military support to keep backing the war with Russia that would be difficult for a future president to exit, The Wall Street Journal reported on Tuesday.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2023 03:02 PM (4tMaj)
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2023 03:02 PM (v0R5T)
I pray that the Late Cretaceous Epoch of the Republican Party is coming to an end, and that Mitch will soon be packed off to his old Kentucky home.
Posted by: Paco at August 30, 2023 03:03 PM (njExo)
Dancers from a Historically Black College shaking their tails...
Why? What does this have to do with Tennis?
Da Fuq...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 30, 2023 03:03 PM (CCSxw)
How can anybody understand what he says with all those dicks in his mouth?
Posted by: fd at August 30, 2023 03:03 PM (vFG9F)
KTLA - Smash-and-grab robbers steal over $500,000 worth of jewelry from Pasadena shop
A group of smash-and-grab robbers remain at large after ransacking a Pasadena store and escaping with over half a million dollars worth of jewelry on Tuesday.
According to the shop’s owner, Sam Babikian, three masked men wearing gloves entered the shop and pepper sprayed him during the destructive robbery.
Images from the scene show shattered display cases throughout the shop as empty jewelry trays and holders lay scattered on the ground.
Babikian recalls the robbers attacking him as he was opening the front door to escort a customer outside.
“As soon as I opened the door, I got pepper sprayed right in my eye, my throat, my mouth, “ he said. “I couldn’t see anything. Then I could hear was smashing and grabbing.”
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 30, 2023 03:03 PM (vCXKu)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2023 02:56 PM (NpAcC)
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Seriously? The blowback from the first time wasn't enough to get his staff to tell him to knock it off? Or, perhaps more likely, Biden is so addled that it doesn't matter, he can't remember.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 30, 2023 03:03 PM (a/dOO)
>>The pharma companies have made BILLIONS on this scam. Hasn't anybody ever warned them about going to the well once too often?
What do they care, this is all going to be funded through the government, whether or not anyone actually takes their non-vaccine is immaterial to their bottom line.
It's all bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 30, 2023 03:03 PM (rc3Z7)
more trivia
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2023 03:00 PM (KRtlO)
you mean Molly Ziegler went to HS with Amy Adams
Posted by: yes ? at August 30, 2023 03:03 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 30, 2023 03:04 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 30, 2023 03:04 PM (/M8+X)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Yep. The shot destroys the mechanism of defense and makes your body produce more of the defenses against allergies and pollen.
science.org/doi/10.1126/
sciimmunol.ade2798
It's pretty clever when you think about it. They might not even have to release another COVID. Just let the normal flu kill people after everyone is injected.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 30, 2023 03:04 PM (hsOar)
So. . . What protection does the vaccine provide?!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2023 03:04 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 30, 2023 03:04 PM (cMXNt)
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What "deal?" That insinuates something reciprocal. In this case, it just means hooking up a giant Hoover vacuum and sucking America's tax dollars right out the door and into Zelensky's country and personal bank account.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 30, 2023 03:05 PM (mupln)
Maryland is the 42nd largest state in area. Joe never mentions this.
Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2023 03:05 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 30, 2023 03:04 PM (cMXNt)
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Coming out publicly against McConnell would align Thune with Trump.
Being not aligned with Trump is very important.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 30, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2023 02:58 PM (N39Ws)
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I predict that the gold-digger will eventually run away to some island exile with "self-made" multi-billionaire Zelenskyy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 30, 2023 03:06 PM (9PWW0)
Talk to your doctor. Do not get the vaccine if you have previously died from it.
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2023 03:06 PM (bt2PN)
It protects you from accusations of being a Science Denier.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2023 03:06 PM (c4O5y)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 30, 2023 02:58 PM (vCXKu)
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Absolutely awful, but brown-on-brown, so... static.
Weirdly also, the widow doesn't speak enough English to be interviewed without an interpreter, but she's a nursing assistant in a local hospital? Oh well, maybe she can function on the job.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 03:06 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken "
I heard on this very web site that pruning shears work better.
Posted by: fd at August 30, 2023 03:06 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2023 03:02 PM (v0R5T)
Well, here's another decision that will affect all of us. The Biden Administration is looking to reclassify Marijuana as a Schedule III 'low-risk' drug - down from Schedule I status. Muldoon's med school classmate Richard Levine from HHS is making the recommendation.
https://archive.is/Z5Ond
What can possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2023 03:06 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2023 03:04 PM (Hkcdp)
Plenty for Big Pharma, Fauci and the NIH stooges who are raking in millions on royalties. And Biden wants the Federal Govt. to fund development of a new vaccine against this new variant. More grift to spread around.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2023 03:06 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:25 PM (t0OGg)
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Plus Grandpa Simpson actually worked for a living.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 30, 2023 03:06 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 30, 2023 03:04 PM (cMXNt)
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Just as long as it's only Minority Leader. Majority Leader actually involves a little bit of work. Minority Leader is much more lucrative per hour.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 30, 2023 03:07 PM (a/dOO)
it's incredible!
a friend just got the latest booster so he could go to Canada or something for a trip ... he's had every possible booster ... bang the sad trombone "positive COVID test!" post this morning! like clockwork!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2023 03:07 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2023 02:56 PM (NpAcC)
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one of his staff should pretend to lobby for GE or Wolf, or whoever made the stovetop that burned, and offer him $50 grand (donor money) to not ever tell the story again.
Biden can be bought.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2023 03:07 PM (Waapu)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 30, 2023 03:07 PM (B1FKF)
So. . . What protection does the vaccine provide?!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2023
***
What was that arithmetic concept the Arabs were supposed to have given us?
Begins with a Z. Don't tell me now, I'll think of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 03:07 PM (J2vNu)
https://archive.is/Z5Ond
What can possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2023 03:06 PM (/iWhV)
What could go wrong? With states legalizing it despite federal laws? You can buy it in Maine. Soon you'll be able to purchase it in NH at our famous liquor stores. NYS is trying to get the logistics worked out to sell it as well, but they keep stepping on their dick.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2023 03:08 PM (N39Ws)
"You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win." Oct 2, 2015
Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2023 03:08 PM (K+UlC)
I guess they all end up here eventually when they live in the swamp, the guy started out almost like a Jesse Helms in terms of conservatism. Same with John McCain.
Our Founders really fucked up not putting term limits, I guess they just assumed everyone would be dead from old age after a few terms.
Posted by: Blago at August 30, 2023 02:25 PM (wMRY
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The length of service for Senators before the Civil War was only FOUR YEARS. A bunch only served two years.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 30, 2023 03:08 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 02:51 PM (+5YjI)
Mitch shouldn't have sabotaged the Republican running for Gov then I guess... brilliant move Turtle.
Posted by: Inogame at August 30, 2023 03:08 PM (53oGX)
https://is.gd/y2Ywmn
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 03:08 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: Nonapod at August 30, 2023 03:00 PM (CwtyK)
.......
I heard Mitch had "THIS SIDE UP" tattooed on his scalp.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2023 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2023 03:07 PM (AcWfM)
News flash. There aren't COVID checks at the Canadian border any more.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2023 03:09 PM (N39Ws)
Sure, I wish he'd retire yesterday, but all the senile Dems FIRST.
Posted by: Kauf at August 30, 2023 03:09 PM (K99w4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2023 02:25 PM (t0OGg)
*on a car trip, Grandpa in the back seat.*
Marge: "Grandpa, are you sitting on the warm apple pie?"
Grandpa: "I sure hope so."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 30, 2023 03:09 PM (PiwSw)
His staff knows full well he's unable to discharge his duties as a Senator, but will keep putting him in front of the public.
The Democrats at least hide their vegetables. Well, except for that one... or two.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2023 03:09 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 03:09 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 03:10 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2023 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
"Fragile"
Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2023 03:10 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 03:11 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: fd at August 30, 2023 03:11 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 30, 2023 03:11 PM (V8he0)
Miranda Devine @mirandadevine 17h
🧵Democrats have a "Weekend at Bernie's"-style double dilemma... /1
1. Diane Feinstein has to be kept in place so that Adam Schiff can inherits her seat next election. If she leaves early, due to poor health, Schiff misses out... /2
2. Similarly, Joe Biden needs to stay in place long enough to ensure the unelectable Kamala Harris can't take his place. The swap-out for one of the jostling Young Turks will be a finely calculated operation, likely at or after Aug. 2024 DNC convention, one month after the GOP's. /3
This is a high risk strategy on both fronts, aimed at keeping an ailing octogenarian and an ailing nonagenarian somehow upright, and relying on a complicit media not to report the obvious. But the party that just won a Senate race with a brain-damaged candidate, who could barely speak, obviously thinks it can pull it off. /4
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 03:11 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 30, 2023 03:11 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at August 30, 2023 03:11 PM (W+TLY)
Hoo boy.
https://is.gd/Tn9Pmm
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 02:48 PM (0N1h0)
To be honest, the guy is a dumbass…
Posted by: tubal
John Couger Mellonkopf.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2023 03:11 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: PabloD at August 30, 2023 03:11 PM (jSsQq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 03:12 PM (xTRSc)
I think he closed his final sale.
Posted by: fd at August 30, 2023 03:11 PM (vFG9F)
That was a great Twilight Zone episode.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2023 03:12 PM (/iWhV)
Not really. When did the Mississippi last overtop its levees in the spring and flood large areas in half a dozen states? When was the last major forest fire in the Rockies? When was the last Dust Bowl in the central US?
All weather conditions in given areas are cyclical. But no, they cannot admit that. They must use made-up weather 'science' to get rid of fossil fuels.
Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2023 03:12 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: runner at August 30, 2023 03:12 PM (idBr5)
Good for Foer. But you can't "clarify a mistake"!
Posted by: m at August 30, 2023 03:12 PM (aWeTk)
oh I don't think he was REQUIRED to do it - he was just worried about going on vacation without a new fresh booster
he's back now and sick and of course had tests handy...
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2023 03:12 PM (AcWfM)
https://is.gd/ySGiUo
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 03:12 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: PabloD at August 30, 2023 03:11 PM (jSsQq)
You're thinking of Pete Buttigieg. Or his lover. Whichever.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2023 03:12 PM (N39Ws)
Marge: "Grandpa, are you sitting on the warm apple pie?"
Grandpa: "I sure hope so."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 30, 2023 03:09 PM (PiwSw)
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this is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at August 30, 2023 03:13 PM (Waapu)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2023 03:13 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 03:13 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 30, 2023 03:13 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 03:10 PM (xTRSc)
Mort
Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2023 03:13 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: redridinghood
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Seriously? The blowback from the first time wasn't enough to get his staff to tell him to knock it off? Or, perhaps more likely, Biden is so addled that it doesn't matter, he can't remember.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon
Or they're just rubbing it in how much Dims can get away with
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 30, 2023 03:13 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Same as with EVs.
I love how the inability of voters to control their future is presented as a good thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Is this the thread where we get to make fun of Ukraine? at August 30, 2023 03:14 PM (hsOar)
Posted by: RobertM at August 30, 2023 03:14 PM (+/lOf)
"Pfizer -- the 'pf' is pronounced like 'f', as in 'fuck you'"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2023 03:14 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2023 03:14 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 03:14 PM (HbYZK)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 30, 2023
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As I mentioned earlier, one of my co-workers has called in saying he had a positive Coof test. Even though our employer no longer requires you to report if you had a + result. (Gracious of 'em, I must say)
And I know he got his clot shot early and probably boosters too. To be fair, he's over sixty and overweight, so maybe he's wise to be cautious. But people are still acting like this is a report of buboes on a feverish patient with flea bites.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 30, 2023 03:15 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: fd at August 30, 2023 03:11 PM (vFG9F)
It wasn't a timeshare either - he cashed all his chips.
Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2023 03:15 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 03:15 PM (xTRSc)
Biden yammering on about giving 95M to fix electrical grid in Maui and brings up his house fire again.
Posted by: redridinghood
How's your cat doing, numbnuts?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2023 03:15 PM (xG4kz)
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That's what I wanted the chick in Outlander to have done! She was in 1970's Philly eventually -- she should have known about future repercussions.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 03:16 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: PabloD at August 30, 2023 03:11 PM (jSsQq)
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So when he drops, we roll him onto his tummy so he doesn't drown in his own vomit?
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2023 03:16 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: redridinghood
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Seriously? The blowback from the first time wasn't enough to get his staff to tell him to knock it off? Or, perhaps more likely, Biden is so addled that it doesn't matter, he can't remember.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon
Or they're just rubbing it in how much Dims can get away with
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 30, 2023 03:13 PM (tQL7r)
Well, his housefire may have burned up $95million worth of Hunter's coke...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 03:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: m at August 30, 2023 03:17 PM (aWeTk)
The Biden administration is working to reach a deal with Ukraine for long-term military support to keep backing the war with Russia that would be difficult for a future president to exit, The Wall Street Journal reported on Tuesday.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2023 03:02 PM (4tMaj)
Gosh, what's the worst that can happen by giving Zelenskyy and our Military-Industrial Complex blank checks good forever?
Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2023 03:17 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: redridinghood
How's your cat doing, numbnuts?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2023 03:15 PM (xG4kz)
MY PUSSY IS FINE, FAT
Posted by: Joe Bitem at August 30, 2023 03:17 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at August 30, 2023 03:17 PM (Waapu)
My wife's close friend just had it again.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2023 03:17 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2023 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Looks like syncope
Posted by: San Franpsycho
That happened to my mom. She insisted that she would be driving her car again, like, tomorrow.
We kids said, 'no'; her insurance company said 'no'; and state law said, 'no'.
Six month hiatus for medical reasons.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2023 03:17 PM (xG4kz)
https://is.gd/y2Ywmn
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Good gawd! What an idiot. He's just destroyed his life and career. Nice PhD you got there...
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 30, 2023 03:18 PM (mupln)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 03:15 PM (xTRSc)
Welp - his cousin Shecky Ziglar also knew him and can answer all your questions - timeshares are the future by the way...
Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2023 03:18 PM (K+UlC)
Sure, he was disappointed he didn't land the role of Rachael, but Roy's pretty good too.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2023 03:18 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: 29Victor at August 30, 2023 03:19 PM (M+gBW)
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What blowback? The msm didn’t mention it, therefore it didn’t happen. You don’t think Biden or anyone around him gives a fuck what right wing media says do you?
Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 03:19 PM (HbYZK)
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That's what I wanted the chick in Outlander to have done! She was in 1970's Philly eventually -- she should have known about future repercussions.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 30, 2023 03:16 PM (krqg6)
429 THIS SIDE UP is Mitch's tramp stamp.
She went back to the mid 1700s (Jacobite Rebellion) the first time from the 1940's in Britain. So too early in the 20th to see Philly in the 70's, to late in the 1700's to do anything about slavery.
The next time, she ends up in pre-Revolutionary America not long before the war.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 03:19 PM (ynpvh)
I was told the fire in Maui was due to climate change.
Posted by: spindrift at August 30, 2023 03:20 PM (y3wha)
Well, here's another decision that will affect all of us. The Biden Administration is looking to reclassify Marijuana as a Schedule III 'low-risk' drug - down from Schedule I status. Muldoon's med school classmate Richard Levine from HHS is making the recommendation.
https://archive.is/Z5Ond
What can possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2023 03:06 PM (/iWhV)
If it was the old pre-sinsemilla Mexican ditch weed or Columbian that we used to toke back in high school, I wouldn't have a problem with it. Stuff that's out nowadays is like green weapons-grade LSD in a baggie.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2023 03:20 PM (n+4am)
The next time, she ends up in pre-Revolutionary America not long before the war.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I she became a lady surgeon too. That's the plot point that got too crazy to follow along with.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 30, 2023 03:21 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 03:21 PM (us2H3)
Also, a new Motel 6 to house all the locals who won't be able to re-build to the new codes.
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2023 03:21 PM (ptElO)
Posted by: spindrift at August 30, 2023 03:20 PM (y3wha)
It WAS climate change. For the hundreds of people who died.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2023 03:21 PM (dGCAG)
Sure, he was disappointed he didn't land the role of Rachael, but Roy's pretty good too.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2023 03:18 PM (dGCAG)
"You're in the desert. You see a Mitch McConnell..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 03:21 PM (ynpvh)
1. Diane Feinstein has to be kept in place so that Adam Schiff can inherits her seat next election. If she leaves early, due to poor health, Schiff misses out... /2
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I don't get this one. It's not as if Adam Schiff wouldn't easily win an election.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 03:21 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2023 03:17 PM (5fDan)
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One day eventually those checks are going to bounce ... good and hard.
Then it's gonna be "Welcome to the
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 30, 2023 03:22 PM (VK0gW)
Every year, starting soon, now, the gulls at the shore around our place in Sussex County recognize that folks are pulling out so they begin picking up shellfish from the marshes, carrying them up into the air, and then dropping them on the paved roads to break them open. It becomes a low level background sound at the peak of the feeding.
The roads become a mess of gray and decaying detritus, but that's life. Our highways soon will resemble those roads as flamed out EVs are turned into road guano.
And still there are folks who insist that there is no such thing as progress ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2023 03:22 PM (xG4kz)
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Does this mean that Lamont comes back for a day or two?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2023 03:22 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: 29Victor at August 30, 2023 03:19 PM (M+gBW)
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My grandson just got a tortoise for his B-Day, he named it Michelangelo.
I told him: "You should have named him Mitch."
He had no idea what I was talking about, then we Goggled Mitch and had a good laugh.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2023 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
1. Diane Feinstein has to be kept in place so that Adam Schiff can inherits her seat next election. If she leaves early, due to poor health, Schiff misses out... /2
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I don't get this one. It's not as if Adam Schiff wouldn't easily win an election.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 03:21 PM (lCaJd)
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I think it's about the struggle in CA for winning the seat at the next election. If she resigns, governor appoints someone else who becomes de facto frontrunner.
A more open contest preserves Schiff's name recognition as a positive at a level that him as challenger wouldn't.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 30, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
And smells like a burning skunk.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2023 03:23 PM (9R40N)
And then "there was almost as much racism then as today. "
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 30, 2023 03:23 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 03:14 PM (HbYZK)
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Meh. He thought Hillary was going to win and was trying give her the "historical first".
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 30, 2023 03:23 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 03:24 PM (xTRSc)
So. . . What protection does the vaccine provide?!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2023 03:04 PM (Hkcdp)
You get to keep your job until the next round of mandatory vaccinations
Posted by: The Federal Government at August 30, 2023 03:25 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 03:25 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: torabora at August 30, 2023 03:26 PM (hFPXl)
Posted by: spindrift at August 30, 2023 03:20 PM (y3wha)
Climate change fucked up the electrical grid. Duh.
Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 03:26 PM (HbYZK)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2023 03:25 PM (us2H3)
Leave him on the post?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 03:26 PM (ynpvh)
It is still illegal under federal law. Only Congress can change that.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 03:26 PM (Edo3/)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at August 30, 2023 03:27 PM (iF0sF)
It is still illegal under federal law. Only Congress can change that.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2023 03:26 PM (Edo3/)
When has that stopped the Bidens, Clintons, and the rest of that ilk?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 03:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Doctor Frank-N-Furter at August 30, 2023 03:28 PM (1VEQ0)
If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and do everything in my power to stop Africans from being imported into the Americas, and leave every African to live at peace, harmony and community in The Motherland.
-snip-
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 30, 2023 02:54 PM (rc3Z7)
We would have done just fine if LBJ didn't come up with The Great Society - heck, you can even go further and use Brown v. Board of Ed. Sowell wrote extensively about the rise in household income and literacy in the community until Great Society came along.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2023 03:28 PM (/iWhV)
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I don't get this one. It's not as if Adam Schiff wouldn't easily win an election.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 03:21 PM (lCaJd)
Think of crime families. Schiff belongs to one, the kind that likes to kill young black male prostitutes, Gavin belongs to another, the kind that likes to sip wine while the rest of the state dries up and dies.
So they're fighting over Fiendstein's carcass. One of them "wins," the other goes home to await the next dying Senator.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2023 03:28 PM (dGCAG)
It is still illegal under federal law. Only Congress can change that.
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It’s cute how some people still think laws matter to the Biden crime family.
Posted by: Montec at August 30, 2023 03:28 PM (HbYZK)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 30, 2023 03:29 PM (xaNfJ)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 30, 2023 03:30 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 30, 2023 03:30 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
This is true. It's the government's drug of choice (along with prescription psychotropics) to zombiefy the population.
It's all for control.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2023 03:30 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2023 03:31 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
This is true. It's the government's drug of choice (along with prescription psychotropics) to zombiefy the population.
It's all for control.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2023 03:30 PM (BdMk6)
I didn't spell that out in my post, but that's exactly what I was getting at.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2023 03:31 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2023 03:30 PM (BdMk6)
I thought it was all for Silas
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 30, 2023 03:32 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 03:32 PM (lCaJd)
Per the discussion in the last thread, I think now would be an ideal time for the Party to murder a key opposition figure. Whether by jailing and Epsteining him, or failing that, by Kennedying him.
The broader opposition is already demoralized and on its back foot, from the stolen election, and its power is more or less total at this moment. Publicly murdering the opposition leader during a politically challenging time for him, when division is rife among the opposition, means it will not galvanize them. It would just put an end to it for a long time.
If I'm them, I go for it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2023 03:32 PM (0FoWg)
I will grant 3% decent based on reverse 3% of everything is fucked up.
Still can't name three i would go to the mat for.
Posted by: DOYLE at August 30, 2023 03:32 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 30, 2023 03:32 PM (1VEQ0)
Posted by: torabora at August 30, 2023 03:33 PM (hFPXl)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 30, 2023 03:33 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 30, 2023 03:30 PM (VdGjU)
It still is. Just that the sea variety is illegal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2023 03:33 PM (ynpvh)
I will grant 3% decent based on reverse 3% of everything is fucked up.
Still can't name three i would go to the mat for.
Posted by: DOYLE at August 30, 2023 03:32 PM (Z8Yh2)
Rand Paul. And, um...
Oops.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2023 03:34 PM (/iWhV)
they're fighting over Fiendstein's carcass. One of them "wins," the other goes home to await the next dying Senator.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Hmm. I could swear Newsom is eyeballing the White House, not the Senate. Also that the Dems have told him he can have it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2023 03:34 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2023 03:34 PM (MOY79)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 30, 2023 03:32 PM (1VEQ0)
.......
They're supposed to plug him in while performing those updates.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2023 03:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: torabora at August 30, 2023 03:36 PM (hFPXl)
Hoo boy.
https://is.gd/Tn9Pmm
Posted by: bonhomme
TBF, 98.3% of the Entertainment Industry have the IQ of a turnip.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 30, 2023 03:36 PM (sAmhv)
I told him: "You should have named him Mitch."
He can still change its name. It's not like it's going to come when he calls it.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2023 03:36 PM (nfrXX)
Not that it would make much difference though.
Posted by: Hank51 at August 30, 2023 03:38 PM (sAMJ6)
Presidents come and go but Senator just gets reelected.
Posted by: torabora at August 30, 2023 03:26 PM (hFPXl)
Newsom is The kind of popinjay who fits the Senate mold ---if something better is not immediately possible. . Newsome is ALL about The Party...and Marxism. A California Obama
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Posted by: Farzrohr Corp at August 30, 2023 03:42 PM (vFG9F)
Only until the '24 election, and maybe sooner than that if there's a date when special elections can be held in Kentucky. They would elect someone to serve the remaining 2-year stub of his term. The appointee wouldn't stay in for the whole time.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 30, 2023 03:43 PM (TOj4P)
Posted by: torabora at August 30, 2023 03:36 PM (hFPXl)
And Sinema.
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