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Via Jazz Shaw. He linked this absurd rant by Joe Scarborough insisting that all the liberal newspapers in the bluest state in the nation gave Biden "glowing" reviews during his brief pause in his vacation, and these aren't "Democrat operatives" saying it, it's just "newspaper" "reporters" who are above partisan leanings. He also insisted that the 80-year-old Biden hadn't nodded off into sleep when he clearly nodded off into sleep.
Biden promised, IIRC, Jim Clyburn that he would nominate a black woman for Vice President in exchange for Clyburn's support. That support won Joe Biden South Carolina, after he'd lost in Iowa and New Hampshire, and won him the nomination. If Joe Biden doesn't run or can't run, and the Democrats choose not to Position Kamala Harris for Success in taking the nomination, then black Democrats will feel that they've been taken for a ride. Of course, they can't nominate Kamala Harris; she's a walking Superfund Site of Incompetence. This is the only reason Democrats want to keep this Old Fuck as the nominee: as a cork bottling up the lacerating racial hatreds of the Democrat Party. It's not that Biden has some special ability to play racial healer, it's just that when he's at the top of the ticket, simple inertia keeps people from squabbling over the racial spoils of who should get to run for president. Without Biden, there is no inertia keeping everything in place, and everything gets very chippy. Or at least that's the theory. I'm not sure about that. Kamala Harris has shown herself to be so charmless and witness even black nationalists must grasp her utter unsuitability as a candidate. And black voters have repeatedly demonstrated a high degree of pragmatism in voting based on electability, not race, at least as far as Democrat primary contestants. Black voters famously supported Hillary Clinton over Barack Obama for a long while, thinking that she was a potent candidate and he was a closeted downlow-brother n00b. (History would show they were wrong on the first point but right on the second.) They also supported the ailing idiot Joe Biden as being the "most electable" Democrat. So would blacks demand that the incompetent, graceless Kamala Harris be the nominee? She's not even fully black. No one likes her, including black Democrats. So I don't see the threat of the Biden stopper coming off the racial grievance jug as very dangerous for the Democrats. If Biden doesn't run, I think they'll quickly rally around Gavin Newsom. Via David Strom. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
If they can force Kamala out of the VP-hood, and get some other acceptable POC in there, then that frees up the road to easy young Joe Biden out of the subsequent 2nd run at the nomination.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 28, 2023 01:36 PM (K58O6) 2
That last meme is not a joke.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 28, 2023 01:43 PM (BHrzb) Posted by: Noah Cross, The Albacore, Los Angeles, California at August 28, 2023 01:47 PM (BHrzb) 4
Does any of this really matter? Please, give me some real reason for hope.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 28, 2023 01:49 PM (BHrzb) 5
Ooooooh. Undernood.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 01:51 PM (t0OGg) 6
I will never understand this blog.
Posted by: ju at August 28, 2023 01:52 PM (su8Oy) 7
He was not asleep !! He was resting his eyes.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 01:53 PM (idBr5) 8
LOL!
Posted by: DC Politburo at August 28, 2023 01:54 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 01:55 PM (tQL7r) 10
This is the only reason Democrats want to keep this Old Fuck as the nominee: as a cork bottling up the lacerating racial hatreds of the Democrat Party.
Makes sense. Tito was considered a benevolent dictator, but had to be ruthless to keep all the ethnic groups of Yugoslavia in line. When he died...the strife started. Lefties seem to repeat history, but never learn from it. Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 28, 2023 01:55 PM (JCZqz) 11
In the poll, fully 77% said Biden is too old to be effective for four more years. Not only do 89% of Republicans say that, so do 69% of Democrats. That view is held across age groups, not just by young people, though older Democrats specifically are more supportive of his 2024 bid.
++++ This is the wrong question, and it strikes me as something akin to gaslighting. Is Biden too old? Perhaps. People that old tend to be fragile and medical crises are easy to find. A powerful leader should ideally not be frail. There is plenty of room for argument on that. But is Biden too senile? Definitely. That is the real point here. It isn't that Biden is old, it's that he's demented with a braincase full of Swiss cheese. Reframing it as "age" is disingenuous, because none of the arguments being put forward are actually about age per se, they're about mental acuity. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg) 12
I look at the homepage in Edge every once in a while, just to see what the news feeds say. One of the stories was about a poll that said voters think FJB is "too old" and DJT is "corrupt."
I think they should have flipped those results. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2023 01:55 PM (YIVH2) 13
I will never understand this blog.
Posted by: ju at August 28, 2023 01:52 PM Some things are meant to be experienced, not understood. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023 01:56 PM (a3Q+t) 14
He linked this absurd rant by Joe Scarborough insisting that all the liberal newspapers in the bluest state in the nation gave Biden "glowing" reviews during his brief pause in his vacation, and these aren't "Democrat operatives" saying it, it's just "newspaper" "reporters" who are above partisan leanings.
++++ LOL Nobody takes Scarborough seriously. I don't know that he even takes *himself* seriously. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg) 15
This is the only reason Democrats want to keep this Old Fuck as the nominee:
------- I thought it was because his family is the fulcrum of partywide corruption favors and racketeering, and is the primary signal to our enemies that historical favors done for the "Bidens" will be remembered and returned 100-fold. Posted by: ... at August 28, 2023 01:56 PM (r/WRD) 16
The only thing about age is optics. I had two grandparents live into their 90s whose minds were sharp until their dying day.
These polls (worthless as they are) say that Biden both sounds old and looks old, i.e., people think his brain is mush and he's frail. Age is just a polite way of calling this out. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 28, 2023 01:56 PM (KbCG3) Posted by: kallisto at August 28, 2023 01:56 PM (dCxaZ) 18
I'd like to be the first to congratulate the President on his landslide re-election victory
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 01:56 PM (geLO8) 19
Hey! I was watching that!
Posted by: I was not asleep at August 28, 2023 01:56 PM (/BBNv) 20
Makes sense. Tito was considered a benevolent dictator, but had to be ruthless to keep all the ethnic groups of Yugoslavia in line. When he died...the strife started. Lefties seem to repeat history, but never learn from it.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 28, 2023 01:55 PM (JCZqz) --- If they were capable of learning from history, they wouldn't be Leftists. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2023 01:56 PM (YIVH2) 21
Biden promised, IIRC, Jim Clyburn that he would nominate a black woman for Vice President in exchange for Clyburn's support. That support won Joe Biden South Carolina, after he'd lost in Iowa and New Hampshire, and won him the nomination.
========= I've never believed this. I only ever saw Biden signs in the lead up to the SC primary (I think I saw one Steyer sign). Iowa was gamed to give a win to Buttigieg. NH is weird and has a spotty track history. SC's elections are fairly clean, and it was probably the first real test of popular support of Democrat candidates in the primary. I think everyone knew that Biden was going to walk away (he won with almost 50% of the vote, 30% higher than Bernie who came in 2nd), and then they established this narrative for donations and the activist class while Clyburn made himself sound important and influential. The race was Bernie, Biden, and then everyone else who was trying to be the most woke. Of course Biden, former VP to Obama won easily. Clyburn giving the go ahead to Democrats to vote for Biden? Please. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 01:56 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 28, 2023 01:57 PM (bNf8H) 23
And if somebody were to emerge and challenge Joe Biden at this stage in the campaign, him having decided to run, his vice president, who, if he didn't -- if he somehow chose not to run, if she were not the nominee, that would create some divisions within the demographics of the party
++++ Live by cynical racism, die by cynical racism. Bring it on. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg) 24
If they can force Kamala out of the VP-hood,
You can take Kumala out of the VP- hood, but you can't take the hood (or the dick) out of Kumala. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 28, 2023 01:57 PM (ufFY8) 25
Makes sense. TITO was considered a benevolent dictator, but had to be ruthless to keep all the ethnic groups of Yugoslavia in line. When he died...the strife started. Lefties seem to repeat history, but never learn from it.
Posted by: Moron Analyst So it was Tito all along! I didn't even know the Jackson Five had a dictator. Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 01:57 PM (tQL7r) 26
We don't care what nobody who nobody sent thinks about Stronk and Brainy Joe.
Posted by: You know who at August 28, 2023 01:57 PM (AMIL/) 27
Does any of this really matter? Please, give me some real reason for hope.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 28, 2023 01:49 PM (BHrzb) *** Jesus is in charge and will win in the end. Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 28, 2023 01:57 PM (flINI) 28
Of course, they can't nominate Kamala Harris; she's a walking Superfund Site of Incompetence.
++++ LOL. Nice expression. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg) 29
Well, if "Fivehead" Joe Scarborough has weighed in on the matter, there is truly nothing left to question ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2023 01:58 PM (mTmRn) 30
So would blacks demand that the incompetent, graceless Kamala Harris be the nominee? She's not even fully black. No one likes her, including black Democrats.
========= She was polling 4th in CA before she dropped out. She's unpopular. But, then again, how popular do you need to be when Philly will just count until they get what they want? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 01:58 PM (LvTSG) 31
I will never understand this blog.
Posted by: ju at August 28, 2023 01:52 PM Some things are meant to be experienced, not understood. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023 01:56 PM (a3Q+t) --- No one can be told what the Horde Mind is... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2023 01:58 PM (YIVH2) 32
The Bidenistas are furious at Gavin Newsom for agreeing to a debate with Ron DeSantis.
Almost as if Gavin is anticipating that Droolin' Joe is going to have to drop out of the race at some point. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 01:58 PM (2tUFv) 33
Oh, I'm going to hell for laughing at that Biden meme.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 28, 2023 01:58 PM (bhRsz) 34
32 The Bidenistas are furious at Gavin Newsom for agreeing to a debate with Ron DeSantis.
Almost as if Gavin is anticipating that Droolin' Joe is going to have to drop out of the race at some point. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 01:58 PM (2tUFv) ========= I'd seen the rumor that Newsom's people were pissed that DeSantis agreed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 01:59 PM (LvTSG) 35
You're still going to get Biden! Cause we said so. Yes, the Presidency is a joke. But we're the only ones laughing. Posted by: DC Politburo at August 28, 2023 01:59 PM (krQz2) 36
One nice thing about dumping Kamala: she won't be missed by anyone, even the racial grievance mongers.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 28, 2023 01:59 PM (2YtOq) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 28, 2023 01:59 PM (UCNv1) 38
So I don't see the threat of the Biden stopper coming off the racial grievance jug as very dangerous for the Democrats. If Biden doesn't run, I think they'll quickly rally around Gavin Newsom.
++++ He's one option and he'll throw his hat into the ring. I don't think it's the default choice, though, and there are some serious headwinds with Newsom. But there are others. The ones that scares me most at the moment is Gretchen Whitmer. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 01:59 PM (t0OGg) 39
If we had legit elections the Democrats would actually be in trouble next year.
Posted by: Im Your Huckleberry at August 28, 2023 01:59 PM (6vOeL) 40
That picture/meme at the end is hilarious. Brutal, but hilarious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 01:59 PM (t0OGg) 41
I will never understand this blog.
Posted by: ju at August 28, 2023 01:52 PM Some things are meant to be experienced, not understood. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023 01:56 PM (a3Q+t) --- No one can be told what the Horde Mind is... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2023 01:58 PM (YIVH2) --- No true member of the Horde needs to be told what it is. Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:00 PM (krQz2) 42
"But there are others. The ones that scares me most at the moment is Gretchen Whitmer."
If Warren would have been "America's Mother in Law," Whitmer would be "America's enema nurse." Posted by: Zek at August 28, 2023 02:00 PM (5FPX4) 43
She was polling 4th in CA before she dropped out. She's unpopular.
When she first ran for state attorney general, she nearly lost to a Republican. In California. Added to this, even by liberal Democratic politician standards, Kamala is famously awful to her staff, so she tends not to keep them very long. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 02:00 PM (2tUFv) 44
Kamala Harris; she's a walking Superfund Site of Incompetence.
I've been clear about that, let's not plant memes that can be transferred. Posted by: KJP at August 28, 2023 02:00 PM (a3Q+t) 45
Joe Scarborough, Mika-filler.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 28, 2023 02:01 PM (ufFY8) 46
Scarboroughs eyes are to close together. Retard eyes
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 28, 2023 02:01 PM (flINI) 47
He was not asleep !! He was resting his eyes.
I thought that the official line was that he was meditating prayerfully. Posted by: Oddbob at August 28, 2023 02:01 PM (nfrXX) Posted by: Gretchen! at August 28, 2023 02:01 PM (2tUFv) 49
If we had legit elections the Democrats would actually be in trouble
Posted by: Im Your Huckleberry at August 28, 2023 01:59 PM (6vOeL) ---- FIFY On a level playing field--which we have not had in a long, long time--Democrat policies fail under scrutiny every time. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2023 02:01 PM (YIVH2) 50
Reagan visibly aged in his second term. Still was better than the Democrat.
I fear watching Trump slip away to old age too. What choice do we have. Thanks to 'leaders' like Ryan, McConnell, McCarthy, Daniels our side doesn't build a bench of solid candidates with track records in office. And we don't patrol the ones we have in office so we get Hastert and Livingstone etc. Posted by: torabora at August 28, 2023 02:01 PM (FfJu/) 51
There won't be any infighting among the Dems. Newsom is their lock for 2024.
Posted by: Valiant at August 28, 2023 02:01 PM (KjxGZ) 52
Like he's effective now. And what exactly do they have on Scarborough? Just kidding.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 28, 2023 02:01 PM (oWBc3) 53
Too... damn it
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 28, 2023 02:02 PM (flINI) 54
32 The Bidenistas are furious at Gavin Newsom for agreeing to a debate with Ron DeSantis.
Almost as if Gavin is anticipating that Droolin' Joe is going to have to drop out of the race at some point. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 01:58 PM (2tUFv) Suck it, you Biden losers. Gonna be a new white sheriff in town soon, coming from California. Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 28, 2023 02:02 PM (AMIL/) 55
>>He was not asleep !! He was resting his eyes.
He was praying. Posted by: Frasier Crane ----- Reflecting on the horror when his son Beau died in their house fire. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 02:02 PM (XsjQp) 56
That's quite enough of that [JM]
Posted by: Spam droppings suck at August 28, 2023 02:02 PM (Sa6Mz) 57
I will never understand this blog.
Posted by: ju at August 28, 2023 01:52 PM ........ That's because it's run by AI. Posted by: wth at August 28, 2023 02:03 PM (v0R5T) 58
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:03 PM (Zz0t1) 59
It's not as much the age as it is the senility.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:03 PM (Zz0t1) 60
Poll: Wide Agreement That Joe Biden Is "Too Old to be Effective in a Second Term"
How about the first one? Yes a wide majority also didn't want Biden for a first term. And look how that turned out... Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:03 PM (lc5cP) 61
Gonna be a new white sheriff in town soon
And it doesn't get any whiter than Gavin Newsom, except perhaps for Hunter Biden. Posted by: Gretchen! at August 28, 2023 02:03 PM (2tUFv) 62
Drugs, Dependency and Doodie in the Streets !
Posted by: Newsome's Slogan Workshop 1.0 at August 28, 2023 02:03 PM (5FPX4) 63
If they can force Kamala out of the VP-hood, and get some other acceptable POC in there, then that frees up the road to easy young Joe Biden out of the subsequent 2nd run at the nomination.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 28, 2023 01:36 PM (K58O6) KJP is set to testify that Gavin Newsom is a Black Lesbian. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2023 02:03 PM (z99Zw) 64
My biggest pause with DJT running for the 2024 nomination is his age. DJT is not stroke riddled, feeble, or senile like Joe Bribem. BUT, DJT is getting to the age where health can decline suddenly.
But I also feel like "the FNM will paint any R candidate as a monster to cover for the cheating" and I don't have any faith that the average LIV has figured out that the FNM are not reporters but an important element of the commiecrat party elite. Posted by: PaleRider at August 28, 2023 02:03 PM (3cGpq) 65
If we had legit elections the Democrats would actually be in trouble next year.
Posted by: Im Your Huckleberry If we had legit elections, the Dims would actually be in trouble EVERY year. Not many people buying what they're selling. Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 02:04 PM (tQL7r) 66
Nuisances' campaign will find reasons either not to debate or have just one. Moderated by PBS.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 02:04 PM (idBr5) 67
It's very important for electoral optics that the RNC offices have the finest floral assembliges possible.
Posted by: Daniels at August 28, 2023 02:04 PM (FfJu/) 68
I will never understand this blog.
Posted by: ju at August 28, 2023 01:52 PM ........ That's because it's run by AI. Posted by: wth at August 28, 2023 02:03 PM (v0R5T) --- Ace's IPhone? Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:04 PM (krQz2) 69
Dems should have put Joe's talk of a second term to bed a year ago. They could have had more time to get through the squabbling and maybe put on a sham of a primary to give the newsom nomination an air of legitimacy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 28, 2023 02:04 PM (oCk8r) 70
Tank Abrams is willing weighting in the wings!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 02:04 PM (81XE6) 71
I think what's missing here is that there is a lot more going on than race.
Look at commie states and after the strongman founder dies they tend to revert to leadership models where old, incompetent and perverse move into power. This is because the party is really a group of warring factions and they can only agree on the worst leaders because they are the ones least likely to blow up any one faction. Newsome would not be acceptable to the obama or clinton factions (I don't think) as he would cut their power. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 02:04 PM (su8Oy) 72
This site is a smart boobage blog.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:04 PM (xTRSc) 73
Ace's IPhone?
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:04 PM (krQz2) ++++ Eh, mobile compatibility of the site itself isn't very good, to say nothing of the backend... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:04 PM (t0OGg) 74
Gee. What a surprise! A poll about old presidents.
I'm stunned. Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2023 02:05 PM (hv9bm) 75
>>He was not asleep !! He was resting his eyes.
He was praying. Posted by: Frasier Crane Hey God, you there? It's me, Johnny. Posted by: Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:05 PM (bhRsz) 76
@50, what are you talking about? With DeSantis we have a candidate better than any they have. And people may not be thrilled but guys like Cruz and Vivek are solid next choices. The Dems have jack and, well you know.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 28, 2023 02:05 PM (oWBc3) 77
He was not asleep !! He was resting his eyes.
Posted by: runner Nope, he was doing an internal-eyelid-leak-check. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 02:05 PM (81XE6) 78
Democrats are going to run the person they can most plausibly justify the cheat with.
I don't think Gavin is that person, because a big chunk of the nation loathes Californians. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 28, 2023 02:06 PM (2YtOq) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:06 PM (xTRSc) 80
If we had legit elections, the Dims would actually be in trouble EVERY year. Not many people buying what they're selling.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 02:04 PM (tQL7r) ***** We know we're riden with Biden. Posted by: 300 pound welfare queens with chocolate rounds at August 28, 2023 02:06 PM (FfJu/) 81
and yet he will be reelected with even more votes than 2020.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 28, 2023 02:07 PM (vbuLV) 82
The ones that scares me most at the moment is Gretchen Whitmer."
And your little dog, too! Posted by: Gretchen! Yes. Exactly what I think of Gretchen, too Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 02:07 PM (tQL7r) 83
Scarboroughs eyes are to close together. Retard eyes
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report Beaker without the charm or eloquence. Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 02:07 PM (IG4Id) 84
I go back to Solzhenitsyn. And some point a modern-age tyranny is about you debasing yourself. The regime sells you lies that you must regurgitate. I consider that "Biden is fine," could be one even as they wheel him on stage with a drool cup attached to his face. Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:07 PM (krQz2) 85
The black in Kumswala, other than Willie Brown, is Jamaican, not 'African American.' Yet the dems and the media keep touting her as 'African American.'
She's not. Not at all. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:08 PM (Zz0t1) 86
Scarboroughs eyes are to close together. Retard eyes
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report Beaker without the charm or eloquence. Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 02:07 PM (IG4Id) --- Or diction. Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:08 PM (krQz2) 87
It doesn't matter about any of this. The dems don't run their jackboot government from the WH. It's all remote now. All of it.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 28, 2023 02:08 PM (BdMk6) 88
Whitmer reminds too many men of their ex-wives.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 28, 2023 02:08 PM (rJ48h) 89
Whitmer reminds too many men of their ex-wives.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 28, 2023 02:08 PM (rJ48h) ++++ So does Kamala. They both have that "shrill, bitchy ex-wife" vibe. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg) 90
But is Biden too senile? Definitely. That is the real point here. It isn't that Biden is old, it's that he's demented with a braincase full of Swiss cheese. Reframing it as "age" is disingenuous, because none of the arguments being put forward are actually about age per se, they're about mental acuity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg) Ackshewallee, this "too old" argument is probably aimed at Trump. If the Dims decide that Senile Joe must go, then they want to be able to use the same reasoning and weapon against Trump. Senile won't cut it. Old might. Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2023 02:10 PM (QzZeQ) 91
Makes sense. TITO was considered a benevolent dictator, but had to be ruthless to keep all the ethnic groups of Yugoslavia in line.
Tito was ruthless. If you've never looked into the last outbreak of Smallpox you'll find that Tito crushed it by trapping the people who were inside his 'keep it contained' lines. He actually did what is supposed to be done when you have a virulent pathogen loose in the population. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 02:10 PM (81XE6) 92
Whitmer reminds too many men of their ex-wives.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 28, 2023 02:08 PM (rJ48h) --- When they were sitting in a car blasting the headlights at them. Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:10 PM (krQz2) 93
OTOH, maybe they need a fall guy.
1. Get kamala into office 2. allow economy to culminate it's implosion and blame her 3... 4. full frontal communism Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 02:10 PM (su8Oy) 94
"Biden promised, IIRC, Jim Clyburn that he would nominate a black woman for Vice President in exchange for Clyburn's support."
Clyburn should have called him on it when he chose an Indian instead of a black woman. Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2023 02:10 PM (ou9hh) 95
If Biden doesn't run, I think they'll quickly rally around Gavin Newsom.
Yep. Newsom is the candidate of California/Pelosi wing of the D party and that carries some tonnage plus he has already measured the White House for new curtains. Kennedy would also get an uptick but with him being a solid Democrat candidate for the 1980s leaves him his chances a wee bit light. There doesn't seem to be much evidence that Hakeem Jeffries would leap in but if he did he is sort of the perfect candidate for the lunatic left. Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 02:11 PM (YT6ur) 96
Lol every Democrat will vote as commanded.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 02:11 PM (0FoWg) 97
It's not that Biden has some special ability to play racial healer, it's just that when he's at the top of the ticket, simple inertia keeps people from squabbling over the racial spoils of who should get to run for president.
---------- Jesse Jackson is tanned, rested, ready, and would love to get it on some of that sweet sweet multi-billion dollar shakedown grift grift! Jackson 5-Head 2024! Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 28, 2023 02:11 PM (v6zUe) 98
Ackshewallee, this "too old" argument is probably aimed at Trump.
If the Dims decide that Senile Joe must go, then they want to be able to use the same reasoning and weapon against Trump. Senile won't cut it. Old might. Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2023 02:10 PM (QzZeQ) ++++ Right, that's my point but I made it badly. It's an effort to make "The National Conversation" about both of them, when it's actually about Biden having obvious dementia. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:11 PM (t0OGg) 99
New soma Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:11 PM (krQz2) 100
Following-up on the Biden cartoon -
Here's a photo taken at Beau's burial. Joe is 'comforting' Beau's widow, Hallie. Check out the look on Hunter's face. https://tinyurl.com/2cuvh3zz Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2023 02:12 PM (AMIL/) 101
85 Next thing you know, Sponge will be telling us that he really doesn’t belong to the phylum Porifera.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:12 PM (xTRSc) 102
So does Kamala. They both have that "shrill, bitchy ex-wife" vibe.
Nah Kamala will still give beejers. I mean, to her boss not you...but at least to someone. Speaking of which, Ashley Biden must be Kamala's biggest boosters. Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:13 PM (lc5cP) 103
No. He's just pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 28, 2023 02:13 PM (brAQZ) 104
98 Right, that's my point but I made it badly. It's an effort to make "The National Conversation" about both of them, when it's actually about Biden having obvious dementia.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:11 PM (t0OGg) ========== It only works if they actually manage to make Biden go, but with the DNC now spending tens of millions of dollars now on a re-election campaign, it makes you wonder about the rumors that Biden isn't going to run for re-election. I remember when there were rumors that Obama wasn't going to run for re-election. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG) 105
It was jet lag putting Joetato to sleep 💤😴. Plus hours spent digging through the Maui wreckage looking for bodies...it brought back bad memories of his house fire where he looked in vain for bodies there too.
Posted by: torabora at August 28, 2023 02:14 PM (FfJu/) 106
And now for something completely different:
a Scotsman on a horse. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at August 28, 2023 02:14 PM (xcxpd) 107
We know we're riden with Biden.
Posted by: 300 pound welfare queens with chocolate rounds Did you forget about the Cadillacs in your nic?? Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 02:14 PM (tQL7r) 108
Next thing you know, Sponge will be telling us that he really doesn’t belong to the phylum Porifera.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:12 PM (xTRSc) I identify as being in the insanea phylum. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:14 PM (Zz0t1) 109
Ever notice Newsom and Mittens both look they came out of the same corrupt politician machine?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:14 PM (lc5cP) 110
rumors < rumen
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 28, 2023 02:14 PM (vbuLV) 111
If the people in charge want joe to have another term, he will have another term. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they talk of re-amending the constitution to allow Joe to have a 3rd term in 2029.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 28, 2023 02:14 PM (wsSEe) 112
Next thing you know, Sponge will be telling us that he really doesn’t belong to the phylum Porifera.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:12 PM (xTRSc) --- He should phyla petition. Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:15 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:15 PM (xTRSc) 114
because none of the arguments being put forward are actually about age per se, they're about mental acuity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) This is true, but - The media can never admit he is senile - The "age" brush also hit Trump. It should be noted that Trump is not only "of a certain age," but his body type is somewhere between Mr. Creosote explosion, and heart failure. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 02:15 PM (su8Oy) 115
Phylums are social constructs.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 28, 2023 02:15 PM (wsSEe) 116
Joe Biden Is "Too Old to be Effective in a Bowel Movement"
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 28, 2023 02:15 PM (hqSyT) 117
BREAKING!!!
Joe Biden wasn't sleeping during the ceremony honoring the Maui Fire Victims. According to Swami Vikaramasala, Joe had sent out his astral body to help rescue children from a fire at their school... ... ...well, actually he sent out his astral body to sniff the childrens' hair and the seats of their bicycles. Yeah. But, the fact remains that Joe Biden did not fall asleep!!! Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2023 02:15 PM (QzZeQ) Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2023 02:15 PM (dWjpk) 119
Even thinking about Jeffries on the ticket makes me vaguely nauseous. His hatred of America is visceral and direct. By comparison our last, Anti-American President was basically for our incremental decline and (in an entirely deluded way) sort of in line with leftist European socialists. It could actually come to pass that he gets in the Veep spot, which means he could conceivably be sitting at the Resolute desk by some small accident of history.
Posted by: Zek at August 28, 2023 02:16 PM (5FPX4) 120
Lol every Democrat will vote as commanded.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 02:11 PM (0FoWg) ------------ "It rubs the Free Shit on its skin AND it gets The Hose again ..." Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 28, 2023 02:16 PM (YMsBZ) 121
It only works if they actually manage to make Biden go ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG) +++++ Disagree. It could also be a play at deflecting the "Biden has dementia" problem by making it an "age" issue - then pointing at Trump and saying, "look, your guy is also pretty damn old. No problem, right?" Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:16 PM (t0OGg) 122
The Logan act will keep trump off the ballot in 29 states!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 28, 2023 02:16 PM (wsSEe) 123
doesn't matter about any of this. The dems don't run their jackboot government from the WH. It's all remote now. All of it.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops and Bacons Analysis: yep, probably so Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 02:17 PM (tQL7r) 124
"Whitmer reminds too many men of their ex-wives. "
Seriously, how does someone like her get elected governor of Michigan? I've met a lot of sharp, no nonsense, down to earth All American women from that state. She's truly bottom of the barrel. Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2023 02:17 PM (ifHdv) 125
It would be awful if Democrats were subjected to some of what they've been serving up to the entire nation for a few decades, yes.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 28, 2023 02:17 PM (1fogo) 126
You Biden did NOT fall asleep.
This is a Putin-made deep-fake detected by the DNC's deep-fake-detectin' AI. Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:17 PM (krQz2) 127
Yes ,it "appears" he fell asleep because he did in fact fall asleep.
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2023 02:18 PM (FQmDC) 128
Seriously, how does someone like her get elected governor of Michigan? I've met a lot of sharp, no nonsense, down to earth All American women from that state. She's truly bottom of the barrel.
Ok, so that's $20 a ballot and you've dropped off...let's see 200 ballots this time so $360 for you, with my cut of $40. NEXT Posted by: Dem Operative paying off a mule at August 28, 2023 02:18 PM (lc5cP) 129
Joe Biden Is "Too Old to be Effective in a Bowel Movement"
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty If you can lip read you'd see: No Joe, you sit *on* a stool! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2023 02:18 PM (81XE6) 130
Every border jumper gets an automatic Voter registration with only the democrat party as a choice. + They get registered to vote in only battleground states. Fun times. Posted by: Frank Barone at August 28, 2023 02:18 PM (+oR7L) 131
121 It only works if they actually manage to make Biden go ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG) +++++ Disagree. It could also be a play at deflecting the "Biden has dementia" problem by making it an "age" issue - then pointing at Trump and saying, "look, your guy is also pretty damn old. No problem, right?" Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:16 PM (t0OGg) ======== Eh. They tried it in 2020, but Trump's energy is very different, and it's obvious. Old isn't a number. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:18 PM (LvTSG) 132
124 They also elected Granholm.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:18 PM (xTRSc) 133
Joe didn't fall asleep. It is just an effect of his stutter.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 28, 2023 02:18 PM (wsSEe) 134
Personally I cannot "unsee" Whitmer as Lord Farquaad.
Posted by: Zek at August 28, 2023 02:18 PM (5FPX4) 135
What I expect:
Joe will get pushed out soon because of the threat of Impeachment hearings. Comer & Co have everything they need. They're just doing a drip drip drip so Media can't bury the story. Reasons of health be the excuse. Say hello to POTUS Kamala, which will scare people more than POTUS Biden (he takes direction from his handlers, Kamal will ad lib). Open D primaries. They can't just install Gavin or Gretchen. RFK Jr may catch fire (or a bullet). Developing ... Posted by: Fauxcahontas at August 28, 2023 02:19 PM (RqMSv) 136
If Biden goes before 2024, there will be a farcical "process" by which his replacement will be picked by an inner cabal and hailed by the MSM as The Freest And Most Transparent Democratic Nomination EVAH!! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2023 02:19 PM (MoZTd) 137
Whitmer reminds me of a female Caligula.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2023 02:19 PM (ifHdv) 138
122 The Logan act will keep trump off the ballot in 29 states!
--------------------- Ahh, another day and another reminder of Woody Wilson. Methinks Trump is conspiring with Kaiser Wilhelm. Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 02:19 PM (tiR3O) 139
Seriously, how does someone like her get elected governor of Michigan? I've met a lot of sharp, no nonsense, down to earth All American women from that state. She's truly bottom of the barrel.
This is about me, right? Posted by: Jennifer Granholm at August 28, 2023 02:19 PM (AMIL/) 140
So would blacks demand that the incompetent, graceless Kamala Harris be the nominee? She's not even fully black. No one likes her, including black Democrats.
_______ Which is why our best hope is that FJB not survive this year. Kamaltoe won't be easily bought off, as the Historic First Woman of Color President. And I really think she's the one Democrat the worthless Repubs can actually beat. Posted by: Eeyore at August 28, 2023 02:20 PM (brAQZ) 141
Seriously, how does someone like her get elected governor of Michigan? I've met a lot of sharp, no nonsense, down to earth All American women from that state. She's truly bottom of the barrel.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2023 02:17 PM (ifHdv) --- She ran on a simple slogan: "Fix the damn roads!" In case you don't know, Michigan roads are terrible. And they can fall apart in a couple years. Gretchen will get back to us on when the damn roads are fixed, though. Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:20 PM (krQz2) 142
Disagree. It could also be a play at deflecting the "Biden has dementia" problem by making it an "age" issue - then pointing at Trump and saying, "look, your guy is also pretty damn old. No problem, right?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:16 PM (t0OGg) Whatever faction of Cabal that controls AP news put this out. Hard to say why until the who is known. I don't know who uses APnews. I'd guess Clinton but idk. Posted by: Thesokorus at August 28, 2023 02:20 PM (wqkU5) 143
Say hello to POTUS Kamala, which will scare people more than POTUS Biden (he takes direction from his handlers, Kamal will ad lib).
Always wanted a beejer in the White House like Bill. Posted by: Willie Brown at August 28, 2023 02:20 PM (lc5cP) 144
I anticipate the UNI-Party agreement for 2024. Joe and Donald are both off the ballot. The Left gives up the worst President in 240+ years and The Right gives up the best President in 40 years. A deal only Mitch can agree to.
Posted by: bang-a-gong at August 28, 2023 02:20 PM (bOX1K) 145
Rumours > rumen > rumors
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 28, 2023 02:21 PM (zO2Ol) 146
Posted by: torabora at August 28, 2023 02:01 PM (FfJu/)
You mean our young up and coming supporting cast of Marco Rubio, Paul Ryan, Chris Christie and Tim Pawlenty no longer excites you??? Posted by: ... at August 28, 2023 02:21 PM (r/WRD) 147
But is Biden too senile? Definitely. That is the real point here. It isn't that Biden is old, it's that he's demented with a braincase full of Swiss cheese. Reframing it as "age" is disingenuous, because none of the arguments being put forward are actually about age per se, they're about mental acuity.
=== This is just a:" your guy is too" argument. It benefits the democrats/ uniparty. They have a brand leader who is brain dead. They want that label to apply to the non uniparty candidate as well. Viola. Too old. Hey I wish he wS younger. I WISH I was younger. You go to war with the Trump you have, not the one you wish you had. It is what it is... Posted by: Cue the RHEEEES at August 28, 2023 02:21 PM (BYyLa) 148
I'm old enough to remember the excitement over Trump taking a bigger percentage of the black vote. Sorry but in spite of the obvious race-hate the dems have for black Americans they can always count on a 85% vote share and thousands of fake ballots. Posted by: Auspex at August 28, 2023 02:21 PM (j4U/Z) 149
"Ever notice Newsom and Mittens both look they came out of the same corrupt politician machine?"
Their hair was perfect. Posted by: Fauxcahontas at August 28, 2023 02:21 PM (RqMSv) 150
They could command the faithful to vote for the Hamburglar, and they'd make him President, with or without the votes. These speculations are silly. Whoever the DNC decides will be President will be President. If it's Brandon again, Brandon will get Brandon's 81 million votes. If it's Lizzo, she'll get Brandon's 81 million votes. If it's the Gilgo Beach Killer, he will get Brandon's 81 million votes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 02:21 PM (0FoWg) 151
Gonna' be a busy night,, just got called up to perform with Eleonora Abbagnato. Pretty sure we'll be doing swan lake. I. Am. Stoked! Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 28, 2023 02:21 PM (X4yCj) 152
Off damn sock
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2023 02:22 PM (RqMSv) 153
Here's a photo taken at Beau's burial. Joe is 'comforting' Beau's widow, Hallie. Check out the look on Hunter's face. Posted by Gref
Look at the expression on the young woman who's standing over Biden's right shoulder. If looks could kill! Who is she? Ashley? Granddaughter? Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 02:22 PM (tQL7r) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:22 PM (xTRSc) 155
I don't think ole Joe was sleeping there. He was taking a shit. Had to push out a real growler.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 28, 2023 02:22 PM (BdMk6) 156
You could almost argue that Witchmer won on a sort of Trump-like campaign that was not about party politics or propriety, but on blunt effectiveness.
But she's a Dem, so we got none of the other stuff that went along with it. Just realpolitik. Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:22 PM (krQz2) 157
What can Newsom do for the DC grift machine? Believe it or not, I don't think he's that personally corrupt in California -- he's a Silver Spoon kid and he doesn't need the loot. He's just garden-variety Democrat incompetent and plug-stupid. Same for Kamala. These California boobs aren't of the Clinton-Obama-Biden bloodline and I'd think they're considered eff-ups and spoilers like Bernie. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 02:22 PM (lCaJd) 158
Reagan aged visibly because he was recovering from being shot.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2023 02:23 PM (ouTlx) 159
"Here's a photo taken at Beau's burial. Joe is 'comforting' Beau's widow, Hallie. Check out the look on Hunter's face. Posted by Gref "
Photo caption: "Let's go take a hot shower honey, you'll feel better, just ask Ashley". Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2023 02:23 PM (ifHdv) 160
Isn't AP News a birth announcement in Wales?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:23 PM (xTRSc) 161
I anticipate the UNI-Party agreement for 2024. Joe and Donald are both off the ballot. The Left gives up the worst President in 240+ years and The Right gives up the best President in 40 years. A deal only Mitch can agree to.
Posted by: bang-a-gong at August 28, 2023 02:20 PM (bOX1K) Mitch cut that deal for his donors in 2020. Posted by: Thesokorus at August 28, 2023 02:23 PM (wqkU5) 162
Project Mockingbird never stopped. How many clips have you seen where the media talking heads all use the same words and phrases across the board every week?
They ARE the Mockingbird. The DNC or CIA (but I repeat myself) send out the talking points and they parrot the words verbatim across the board. The media IS the enemy of the people. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1) 163
They could command the faithful to vote for the Hamburglar, and they'd make him President, with or without the votes. These speculations are silly. Whoever the DNC decides will be President will be President. If it's Brandon again, Brandon will get Brandon's 81 million votes. If it's Lizzo, she'll get Brandon's 81 million votes. If it's the Gilgo Beach Killer, he will get Brandon's 81 million votes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 02:21 PM (0FoWg) Agree. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (BdMk6) 164
Always wanted a beejer in the White House like Bill.
Posted by: Willie Brown at August 28, 2023 02:20 PM (lc5cP) Shoulda come to me. Posted by: Obama at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (r/WRD) 165
Following-up on the Biden cartoon -
Here's a photo taken at Beau's burial. Joe is 'comforting' Beau's widow, Hallie. Check out the look on Hunter's face. https://tinyurl.com/2cuvh3zz Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2023 02:12 PM (AMIL/) I'm guessing the girl behind Joe has "enjoyed" some special Biden lovin' also. Based on supposed interactions between Hallie and Hunter, though, I suspect she was fine with paying the price required to get the perks. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (z99Zw) 166
153 Here's a photo taken at Beau's burial. Joe is 'comforting' Beau's widow, Hallie. Check out the look on Hunter's face. Posted by Gref
Look at the expression on the young woman who's standing over Biden's right shoulder. If looks could kill! Who is she? Ashley? Granddaughter? Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 02:22 PM (tQL7r) I believe she is Naomi Biden. Hunter's oldest child, Creepy Joe's eldest grandchild. Posted by: Jennifer Granholm at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (AMIL/) 167
You could almost argue that Witchmer won on a sort of Trump-like campaign that was not about party politics or propriety, but on blunt effectiveness.
But she's a Dem, so we got none of the other stuff that went along with it. Just realpolitik. Posted by: Axeman She was gonna "fix the damn roads". Spoiler alert: She hasnt. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (CIS44) 168
What can Newsom do for the DC grift machine? Believe it or not, I don't think he's that personally corrupt in California -- he's a Silver Spoon kid and he doesn't need the loot. He's just garden-variety Democrat incompetent and plug-stupid. Same for Kamala. These California boobs aren't of the Clinton-Obama-Biden bloodline and I'd think they're considered eff-ups and spoilers like Bernie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 02:22 PM (lCaJd) ++++ We would be the President of Big Tech, like how Kamala was the Senator for Big Tech. She's their girl, and why she had so much internal Party support until she flamed out as an incompetent boob on the public stage (and, of course, Gabbard's brutal disassembly of her during the debates). Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (t0OGg) 169
Say hello to POTUS Kamala, which will scare people more than POTUS Biden (he takes direction from his handlers, Kamal will ad lib).
I think that's the grand daughter. I've seen a few photos of Joe open mouth kissing her in public. While you can't be sure he's going for tongue it sure looks like it. Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (lc5cP) 170
154 Methinks Trump is conspiring with Kaiser Wilhelm.
Only if he's on a roll. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:22 PM (xTRSc) ======== I always knew that Trump was behind the Zimmerman letter, and Melanie was actually Mata Hari. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG) 171
135 What I expect:
Joe will get pushed out soon because of the threat of Impeachment hearings. ... Posted by: Fauxcahontas ------- Unless he has so much blackmail on all the factions that the reason he has not (/and will not) be impeached is because they know he will blow up everything. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (su8Oy) 172
56 That's quite enough of that [JM]
Posted by: Spam droppings suck at August 28, 2023 02:02 PM (Sa6Mz) Thank you Joe. It dropped a deuce at the end of every comment thread today too. Same ID (Sa6Mz) each time. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (qPw5n) 173
I like the reports that they believe the polling on Bidenomics will turn around any day now.
Sure. Why not? Americans loved getting goosed in the squeakhole every time they go grocery shopping, "thank Biden inflation is going down!" Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2023 02:25 PM (Aj9wt) 174
Always wanted a beejer in the White House like Bill.
Posted by: Willie Brown at August 28, 2023 02:20 PM (lc5cP) Shoulda come to me. Posted by: Obama at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (r/WRD) Whore! Posted by: Reggie Love at August 28, 2023 02:25 PM (fWTJL) 175
I always knew that Trump was behind the Zimmerman letter, and Melanie was actually Mata Hari.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG) --- She can always shave. Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:25 PM (krQz2) 176
167 She was gonna "fix the damn roads". Spoiler alert: She hasnt.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (CIS44) ======== Fixing the roads took a backseat to locking down seed displays in stores so that people couldn't grow their own food. Also making sure that no one ever got a close look at the election machinery in Detroit ever again. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG) 177
Only if he's on a roll. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:22 PM (xTRSc) Some call it a Kaiser Roll, I call it a Sling Roll. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1) 178
Commerce secretary Gina Raimondo has been getting decent coverage in the WSJ recently - she’s a female version of Buttigigewhatever - Rhodes scholar, McKinsey consultant, venture capitalist and former governor of RI during Covid.
Kamala better watch her back! Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2023 02:26 PM (Hkcdp) 179
If Biden abandons running I would all in on AOC to step in. A Ram-a-wama vs AOC race would be the cartoon race for the ages.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 02:26 PM (YT6ur) 180
These California boobs aren't of the Clinton-Obama-Biden bloodline and I'd think they're considered eff-ups and spoilers like Bernie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia He's of Pelosi's clan so that counts for something. Plus Silly Valley has more money than any other part of the world, so nothing to sneeze at. Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 02:26 PM (IG4Id) 181
The proper phrase is " dorked in the sqeakhole"
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2023 02:26 PM (FQmDC) 182
If America thought Joe Biden ran America into the ground fast, wait until I get selected.
Posted by: Gavin Newscum at August 28, 2023 02:26 PM (17s+e) 183
well, rest assured that once the Democrat Ruling Committee settles on who the next President will be, the entire Left- media, academia, Hollywood- will rally behind that person in solid lockstep
conversely, the Republican candidate will, of course, be portrayed as worse than Hitler times infinity Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 02:27 PM (geLO8) 184
Whoever the DNC decides will be President will be President. If it's Brandon again, Brandon will get Brandon's 81 million votes. If it's Lizzo, she'll get Brandon's 81 million votes. If it's the Gilgo Beach Killer, he will get Brandon's 81 million votes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice So cynical....yet so true Posted by: Prime Sister at August 28, 2023 02:27 PM (tQL7r) 185
and Melanie was actually Mata Hari.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG) Wait, then if she had a brand new pair of roller-skates, who had the brand new key? Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2023 02:27 PM (QzZeQ) 186
Please don't tell me Newsome can't win. This mouth-breathing, stair tripping, corrupt, get off my lawn, incestual, child hair sniffing relic ran from his basement and won.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2023 02:27 PM (ifHdv) 187
Here's a photo taken at Beau's burial. Joe is 'comforting' Beau's widow, Hallie. Check out the look on Hunter's face.
Creepy. Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 28, 2023 02:28 PM (VdGjU) 188
Trump would go straight to the guy who was really in charge. Ludendorff, not the Kaiser.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:28 PM (xTRSc) Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2023 02:28 PM (Xrfse) 190
Where has our Raimondo been?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 28, 2023 02:29 PM (wsSEe) 191
If America thought Joe Biden ran America into the ground fast, wait until I get selected.
Posted by: Gavin Newscum at August 28, 2023 02:26 PM (17s+e) --- Bat... terrorizes? Wait 'til they get a load of me! *grins* Posted by: Joker Gavin at August 28, 2023 02:29 PM (krQz2) 192
I thought polls were for strippers? Or is that only when polls say things we don’t like.
Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 02:29 PM (ZEbnh) 193
Hunter was intimate with Hallie before Beau passed, right?
Posted by: mr tmz at August 28, 2023 02:29 PM (rJ48h) 194
Here's a photo taken at Beau's burial. Joe is 'comforting' Beau's widow, Hallie. Check out the look on Hunter's face.
Creepy. Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 28, 2023 02:28 PM (VdGjU) Marry into the Biden family for the money, stay for the bukkake party. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: I've got bad news for you at August 28, 2023 02:29 PM (/nPvs) 196
>>> 162 Project Mockingbird never stopped. How many clips have you seen where the media talking heads all use the same words and phrases across the board every week?
They ARE the Mockingbird. The DNC or CIA (but I repeat myself) send out the talking points and they parrot the words verbatim across the board. The media IS the enemy of the people. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1) You are a Grave Threat To Our Precious Democracy! REEEEEEEE!!!! Posted by: totes independent and ethical presstitutes at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (llON8) 197
This leggy, literary brunette in a dress thinks that Biden is far too senile to be president - but that even at his best, he was far too corrupt and stupid:
https://is.gd/rL2agc Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg) 198
Hunter was intimate with Hallie before Beau passed, right?
Posted by: mr tmz at August 28, 2023 02:29 PM (rJ48h) Hunter once sent Beau a text telling him how he was shredding his wife's pussy. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (Zz0t1) 199
Bidenomics would poll much better if people would stop talking about all of the bad things.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (wsSEe) Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (lc5cP) 201
Where has our Raimondo been?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 28, 2023 02:29 PM (wsSEe) --- He's been having trouble loading this site on his microwave. He keeps clicking the mouse....nothing. Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (krQz2) 202
I would expect the Democrats to push Joe out well into the primaries so that whoever is the handpicked replacement is unsullied by months of debates/ attack ads from fellow Democrat wannabe candidates. Also would look fresh compared to all of the GOP contenders.
Torricelli switch FTW? Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (Hkcdp) 203
It seems odd to me that the media works so hard to defend and protect a senile pervert.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (VdGjU) 204
https://is.gd/rL2agc
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg) She identifies as manspreading. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1) 205
I thought polls were for strippers? Or is that only when polls say things we don’t like.
Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 02:29 PM (ZEbnh) All too true. They lie all the time, but people will always believe whatever they want to hear, even from known liars. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 02:31 PM (0FoWg) 206
I've been waiting for this guy to just lie down.
Posted by: Cart guy at August 28, 2023 02:31 PM (MMe0T) 207
This leggy, literary brunette in a dress thinks that Biden is far too senile to be president - but that even at his best, he was far too corrupt and stupid:
https://is.gd/rL2agc Looks like we found the commando...and no its not Ahnuld... Posted by: Some Moron at August 28, 2023 02:31 PM (lc5cP) 208
167 She was gonna "fix the damn roads". Spoiler alert: She hasnt.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (CIS44) Democrats always lie bigly to get elected. The hardcore Leftist schmuks are in on the game. I saw this comment on DU a while back (not exact quote): Joe needs to go easy on talking about climate change and about EVs during the campaign. Got to get elected first. Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2023 02:31 PM (AMIL/) 209
Raimondo died?
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2023 02:31 PM (FQmDC) 210
It seems odd to me that the media works so hard to defend and protect a senile pervert.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (VdGjU) That makes it OK because they're all perverts as well. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1) 211
Yes ,it "appears" he fell asleep because he did in fact fall asleep.
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2023 02:18 PM (FQmDC) ----------- "It was merely the illusion of falling asleep, h8r!" Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 28, 2023 02:32 PM (zO2Ol) 212
It seems odd to me that the media works so hard to defend and protect a senile pervert.
I expect most of the people calling the shots in the FNM are in the Epstein flight logs. Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:32 PM (lc5cP) 213
203 It seems odd to me that the media works so hard to defend and protect a senile pervert.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (VdGjU) Birds of a feather... Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 28, 2023 02:32 PM (qPw5n) 214
197 This leggy, literary brunette in a dress thinks that Biden is far too senile to be president - but that even at his best, he was far too corrupt and stupid:
https://is.gd/rL2agc Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg) ======== Reading Gabriel García Márquez in Russian. Obvious communist. 0/10 Would not bang. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG) 215
I actually voted for Bernie in the 2020 SC primary. It was weird being in a largely Democrat crowd. I don't recall what percentage he got.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 28, 2023 02:32 PM (Mzdiz) 216
That meme is damn funny.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1) 217
171 135 What I expect:
Joe will get pushed out soon because of the threat of Impeachment hearings. ... Posted by: Fauxcahontas ------- Unless he has so much blackmail on all the factions that the reason he has not (/and will not) be impeached is because they know he will blow up everything. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (su8Oy) Da winner. To repeat myself: It isn't a matter of they won't do anything. It is a matter of they can't do anything. It is why I'm totally blackpilled on the United States. The corrupt is so pervasive it cannot be reformed because people who spread the rot would be too exposed. This is why Trump or anyone like him never will be put even in the position of puppet. They might accidentally sour even more rubes. The GOP's impotence is due in large part to its corruption. Times that by a thousand and you have what is "opposite" of them. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 28, 2023 02:32 PM (KSNKu) Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 02:32 PM (R38qh) 219
205 All too true. They lie all the time, but people will always believe whatever they want to hear, even from known liars.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 02:31 PM (0FoWg) ========= This poll of Fulton County election workers say that they are willing to work extra hours to make sure the right candidate wins. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:33 PM (LvTSG) 220
She was gonna "fix the damn roads". Spoiler alert: She hasnt.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (CIS44) ++++ That's bad for re-election, at least at the local level. My dad derisively referred to it as " 'lection pavement" - the smearing of asphalt that the county or city government spreads over the roads just before the campaigns, so they can run on "we paved the roads!" 'Lection Pavement is shitty pavement that wears out quickly, but it is at least pavement. That's the deal. If you run on it, you gotta do it - even if you do it badly. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:33 PM (t0OGg) 221
"She was gonna "fix the damn roads". Spoiler alert: She hasnt.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2023 02:24 PM (CIS44) " To be fair in NY, Hochul delivered abortion up until birth and the ability to mutilate your child and pretend they're another gender then their chromosomes say they really are. So there's that. Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2023 02:33 PM (ifHdv) 222
215 I actually voted for Bernie in the 2020 SC primary. It was weird being in a largely Democrat crowd. I don't recall what percentage he got.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 28, 2023 02:32 PM (Mzdiz) ======= About 19%. I voted for Tom Steyer. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:33 PM (LvTSG) 223
No description of course.
@BNONews UPDATE: University says shooting suspect still at large, earlier suspect has been released Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 02:33 PM (IG4Id) 224
Within a couple of days of each other a Yahoo has Biden winning +6 nationally while NY Post/Fox has Trump +3 nationally. In other words polls are kinda meaningless right now.
Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 02:33 PM (ZEbnh) 225
I am waiting for Maureen Dowd to weigh in about Big Sniffy running for president.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 28, 2023 02:34 PM (YT6ur) 226
They could command the faithful to vote for the Hamburglar, and they'd make him President, with or without the votes. These speculations are silly. Whoever the DNC decides will be President will be President. If it's Brandon again, Brandon will get Brandon's 81 million votes. If it's Lizzo, she'll get Brandon's 81 million votes. If it's the Gilgo Beach Killer, he will get Brandon's 81 million votes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 02:21 PM (0FoWg) Thanks. Exactly. We need to view the clown show in Congress as the McGuffin. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 28, 2023 02:34 PM (KSNKu) 227
America's disgust with Joe Biden's administration is so intense that President Trump is going to blow him out of the water electorally in 2024.
Even the Demonrat’s vaunted cheat-machine won't be able to drag Biden within shouting distance of stealing the election. Way too many Americans are simply not willing to take more of Biden’s shit. It's not just that Trump will have even more voters and enthusiastic support than ever before. It's that millions of soft-support Dems who normally auto-vote Dem will simply not show up for Biden this time. Even they can’t ignore the massive damage Biden has inflicted on their lives and futures. Trump will win. – Easily. Posted by: Bach in Black at August 28, 2023 02:34 PM (dBoDT) 228
224 Within a couple of days of each other a Yahoo has Biden winning +6 nationally while NY Post/Fox has Trump +3 nationally. In other words polls are kinda meaningless right now.
Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 02:33 PM (ZEbnh) ======== This poll of Detroit election workers says that they're willing to write whatever is necessary on the ballot box to make sure the right candidate wins. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG) 229
Biden's the perfect puppet for the Democrats.
Why would they want to get rid of him when he'll sign onto any policy they tell him to? Posted by: redridinghood at August 28, 2023 02:35 PM (NpAcC) 230
I thought polls were for strippers? Or is that only when polls say things we don’t like.
Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 02:29 PM (ZEbnh) It's simple: 1. Polls are for strippers. Always. 2. We like strippers. The cute ones, anyway. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2023 02:35 PM (z99Zw) 231
225 I am waiting for Maureen Dowd to weigh in about Big Sniffy running for president.
-------------- Is Maureen still alive? Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 02:35 PM (DmtxH) 232
Polling is hard.
How do you get a reflective number of Rs and Ds to respond? And then even if you get that how do you account for the local margin of fraud? Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:35 PM (lc5cP) 233
Within a couple of days of each other a Yahoo has Biden winning +6 nationally while NY Post/Fox has Trump +3 nationally. In other words polls are kinda meaningless right now.
Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 02:33 PM (ZEbnh) Polls are for strippers. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:35 PM (Zz0t1) 234
232 Polling is hard.
How do you get a reflective number of Rs and Ds to respond? And then even if you get that how do you account for the local margin of fraud? Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:35 PM (lc5cP) ======== "Meh...we think the result is around here. We'll weigh the poll until we get it." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:35 PM (LvTSG) 235
"In the poll, fully 77% said Biden is too old to be effective for four more years."
*********** Biden has been a corrupt venal political hack for half a century and has never been effective in any office except as a grifter. Posted by: Cosda at August 28, 2023 02:36 PM (89I0K) 236
TJM, referring to the art thread- If you haven't read Shusaku Endo comedy, "Scandal", give it a whirl. It's one of my favorite books. Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2023 02:36 PM (QzZeQ) 237
"Within a couple of days of each other a Yahoo has Biden winning +6 nationally while NY Post/Fox has Trump +3 nationally. In other words polls are kinda meaningless right now. "
People tend to forget the only person close to being loathed as much as Biden, is Trump. Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2023 02:36 PM (ifHdv) 238
other words polls are kinda meaningless right now.
== It's the "right now" qualifier that makes me chuckle. Posted by: Always look on the bright side of life at August 28, 2023 02:36 PM (BYyLa) 239
This leggy, literary brunette in a dress thinks that Biden is far too senile to be president - but that even at his best, he was far too corrupt and stupid:
https://is.gd/rL2agc Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg) Yes. Yes I would. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 28, 2023 02:36 PM (BdMk6) 240
It's the "right now" qualifier that makes me chuckle.
Posted by: Always look on the bright side of life at August 28, 2023 02:36 PM (BYyLa) ++++ The polls all tighten up in the days leading up to the actual election, as the plans get finalized by the Party and the great credibility shell game kicks into high gear. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:37 PM (t0OGg) 241
I have no worries Sundowner running in 2024, if the Grim Reaper doesn't get him the Deep State will or have to put up 90 million votes
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 02:37 PM (UMLIN) 242
125 It would be awful if Democrats were subjected to some of what they've been serving up to the entire nation for a few decades, yes.
But a lot harder and fastery! Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 28, 2023 02:37 PM (8Ta2Y) Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (krQz2) 244
Poles are for strippers, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (xTRSc) 245
Poles are for strippers, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (xTRSc) ++++ And Poles are often beautiful women! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (t0OGg) 246
It seems odd to me that the media works so hard to defend and protect a senile pervert.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM (VdGjU) And that was just the 1990s Posted by: ... at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (r/WRD) 247
I find it hard to believe there's a lot of people who actually like Joe as opposed to hating Trump.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (VdGjU) 248
Poles on poles doing polling?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (lc5cP) Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (R38qh) 250
240 The polls all tighten up in the days leading up to the actual election, as the plans get finalized by the Party and the great credibility shell game kicks into high gear.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:37 PM (t0OGg) ========= "Why are polls always really wrong months out?" "Well, it's not because our polls are garbage, obviously. It's because the people change. Pay us." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (LvTSG) 251
Poles are for strippers, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (xTRSc) ++++ And Poles are often beautiful women! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (t0OGg) --- Agree. Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:39 PM (krQz2) 252
"Unless he has so much blackmail on all the factions "
If Kevin has the votes for an inquiry, Biden will be exposed in a way that Media can't cover. He'll get impeached in the House. Tough vote for vulnerable Senate Ds. Obama will deliver the message to Joe. But who tells Doctor Jill to pack her bags? Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2023 02:39 PM (RqMSv) 253
The only thing Joe Biden is effective at is ruining a new pair of underpants.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2023 02:39 PM (iw4IE) 254
225 I am waiting for Maureen Dowd to weigh in about Big Sniffy running for president.
-------------- Is Maureen still alive? Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 02:35 PM Moron Dud. FIFY. Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 02:39 PM (GwxCX) 255
Elephant knows those bolt-ons are weird and can't stop investigating them.
https://is.gd/YKBHKO Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (R38qh) ++++ LOL. Elephant's an alpha-chad. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1) 257
So I was called for a Rasmussen poll a couple of weeks ago. First time ever I have ever been called for a political poll.
It was Biden approval. But then it went into all sorts of stupid local issues. I answered 4 or 5 of them but after that I was fuck this I don’t have time to sit here for an hour. So I don’t know if it’s all or none to use respondents, ie if I didn’t do the whole interview did my answer for Biden count? Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 02:39 PM (ZEbnh) 258
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LOL. Elephant's an alpha-chad. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg) He's the Joe Biden of the Elephant World. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1) 259
This poll of Detroit election workers says that they're willing to write whatever is necessary on the ballot box to make sure the right candidate wins. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG) The only poll that matters is the one held after the election. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 28, 2023 02:40 PM (KSNKu) 260
One thing I still chuckle over is all the FNM talking heads that said if Clinton was having an affair with Lewinsky that he would HAVE to resign. Of course they changed their tune when it was confirmed he did.
See they didn't know he was. All the Biden stuff though? That he's a pedo, a crook and senile? They know that so there won't be a lot of "well if he is a crook/whatever he'll have to resign!" Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:40 PM (lc5cP) 261
Poles on poles doing polling?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (lc5cP) --- *snaps, pointing index finger* Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at August 28, 2023 02:40 PM (krQz2) 262
This leggy, literary brunette in a dress thinks that Biden is far too senile to be president - but that even at his best, he was far too corrupt and stupid:
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:30 PM I'm going to go out on a limb here, and predict TJM will declare WNB. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2023 02:40 PM (a3Q+t) 263
257 So I was called for a Rasmussen poll a couple of weeks ago. First time ever I have ever been called for a political poll.
It was Biden approval. But then it went into all sorts of stupid local issues. I answered 4 or 5 of them but after that I was fuck this I don’t have time to sit here for an hour. So I don’t know if it’s all or none to use respondents, ie if I didn’t do the whole interview did my answer for Biden count? Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 02:39 PM (ZEbnh) ====== Some pollsters will toss everything. Some will keep the responses. I assume that at this point, with response rates being so bad, that they take what they can get. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG) 264
And Poles are often beautiful women!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (t0OGg) *** Until they hit 50... hard Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (flINI) 265
>Trump will win. – Easily.
Posted by: Bach in Black Disagree he will not be President again and I don't expect to see another R president in my lifetime Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (geLO8) 266
He was not asleep !! He was resting his eyes.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2023 01:53 PM (idBr5) _____________ He was looking at the inside of his eyelids! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (YqDXo) 267
Strippers on the poll ignore political polls.
Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (ZEbnh) 268
The Paolo has polled many women...
Posted by: The Paolo at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (krQz2) 269
Seriously, how does someone like her get elected governor of Michigan? I've met a lot of sharp, no nonsense, down to earth All American women from that state. She's truly bottom of the barrel.
Posted by: Marcus T She ran on a simple slogan: "Fix the damn roads!" In case you don't know, Michigan roads are terrible. And they can fall apart in a couple years. Gretchen will get back to us on when the damn roads are fixed, though. Posted by: Axeman And then, there is Wayne County, home of Detroit. Where votes are fixed, and people vote the way they are told to vote, and that's the way they count, too. This is the result of the "Curly Effect"; the reason why Democrat mayors turn their cities in crapfests. They then control the voting in perpetuity. Posted by: Abner Doubleday, baseball expert at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (vcOmj) 270
Elephant knows those bolt-ons are weird and can't stop investigating them.
https://is.gd/YKBHKO She's hiding melons...I know it. I LOVE MELONS Posted by: The Elephant at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (lc5cP) 271
I don't know if you guys have been in any government offices, but they are as disproportionately as black as any NBA team.
They are the shallow end of the Deep State. Posted by: Regular joe at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (nnp+f) 272
obama got power because he was seen as moldable by the existing power structures. He also brought in outside power that had no established base.
biden got power because he was old and not a threat to the existing factions. (clintons, obama, communists soros and wef, black race mongers, pelosi west coast tech money, etc.) party regimes - like the USSR - tend toward consensus candidates for exactly the same reasons. In a free country the people want the new broom, but in party communism (the usa) the regime does not want disruption of existing corrupt enterprises. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 28, 2023 02:42 PM (su8Oy) 273
"'Lection Pavement is shitty pavement that wears out quickly"
Isn't that one of the scams run by the Irish Gypsy Travelers? Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2023 02:42 PM (RqMSv) 274
Until they hit 50... hard
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 28, 2023 02:41 PM (flINI) ++++ Like a some Asian women. They look almost the same from about age 16 until about 55 or so, then turn in to Kim Jong Il one night in their sleep. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:42 PM (t0OGg) 275
They look almost the same from about age 16 until about 55 or so, then turn in to Kim Jong Il one night in their sleep.
Well around there they go through menopause and that's going to hit anyone hard... Posted by: The Elephant at August 28, 2023 02:43 PM (lc5cP) 276
Trump is only four years older than Bruce Springsteen, who just did several three hour/night sold-out shows at Gillette, after doing the same in Chicago and in Europe. Biden is three years older than PDJT. But Biden is in his dotage, while Trump (and Springsteen) can still bring it.
Having said that, Presidenting is a younger mans game and I want someone younger than PDJT. (But someone with all the same policies!) I want someone who can stay awake during the day. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2023 02:44 PM (5B8p4) 277
Remember that guy joined a sorority and was watching girls undress while sporting an erection? Six of the sorority members sued the sorority.
The WY State District Court just dismissed the suit, saying the sorority is allowed to admit anyone they want. https://is.gd/giFG1K Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 02:44 PM (R38qh) 278
{217} ... The GOP's impotence is due in large part to its corruption. Times that by a thousand and you have what is "opposite" of them.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 28, 2023 02:32 PM (KSNKu) I have a theory on this, and it applies to many countries, not just the USA. Newly elected politicians are shown the true extent of the country's debt and maybe other allied countries' as well. Most importantly, they are shown how completely and utterly unserviceable it is. The unethical ones (most of them) up their looting game to get what they can while the getting is good. The rare good one has their spirit broken by the fact that there is no hope of fixing this, and they end up corrupted as well. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 28, 2023 02:44 PM (qPw5n) 279
So would blacks demand that the incompetent, graceless Kamala Harris be the nominee? She's not even fully black.
_____________ Neither was/is Obama. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2023 02:44 PM (nEndu) 280
I find it hard to believe there's a lot of people who actually like Joe as opposed to hating Trump.
Posted by: That Northernlurker My ex-husband. He texted me recently that both Biden and Trump need to find rocking chairs as they are both too old to be POTUS. Fairly remarkable coming from him who has a visceral hate for Trump and used to make every excuse re: Biden. It is hard to admit you've been so wrong and this was the closest he could get. Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (oiNtH) 281
Seriously, how does someone like her get elected governor of Michigan? I've met a lot of sharp, no nonsense, down to earth All American women from that state. She's truly bottom of the barrel.
Posted by: Marcus T Someone can flesh out the details, but her primary Republican opponents literally were arrested by the FBI. And the national Republican Party averted its eyes because acknowledging the police state is not who they are. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (KSNKu) 282
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 02:38 PM (R38qh)
++++ LOL. Elephant's an alpha-chad. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:39 PM He does appear to be an elephant, and not a loxodont. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (a3Q+t) 283
Remember that guy joined a sorority and was watching girls undress while sporting an erection? Six of the sorority members sued the sorority.
Vote for Democrats (or allow them to steal elections) Get Democrat policies. Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (lc5cP) 284
White Supreme NOOD
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (krQz2) 285
In case you don't know, Michigan roads are terrible. And they can fall apart in a couple years.
— Eh. Road quality sucks everywhere. It’s because nobody wants to spend a lot of money to build good long lasting roads. The benefits for that will last 10 years. But their next election is in 2 years. Posted by: Montec at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (ZEbnh) 286
This is just a:" your guy is too" argument. It benefits the democrats/ uniparty. They have a brand leader who is brain dead. They want that label to apply to the non uniparty candidate as well. Viola. Too old. Hey I wish he wS younger. I WISH I was younger. You go to war with the Trump you have, not the one you wish you had. It is what it is...
Posted by: Cue the RHEEEES at August 28, 2023 02:21 PM (BYyLa) Well stated . Orange Man may not be everyone's idea of the correct candidate but he is the ONLY path available (it seems the phony indictments have made him invincible in the 'R' primaries at least). How does the Orange Man propose to beat industrial ballot manufacturing by The Left??? ...out-'vote' them?. Come on man....some days it feels like we're the South at Gettysburg and our 'big' idea is Pickett's Charge. Posted by: Voter theater. at August 28, 2023 02:46 PM (5xvZ1) 287
The unethical ones (most of them) up their looting game to get what they can while the getting is good.
The rare good one has their spirit broken by the fact that there is no hope of fixing this, and they end up corrupted as well. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 28, 2023 02:44 PM (qPw5n) Exhibit A is the Ukraine War packages. They are looting as fast as they can. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 28, 2023 02:46 PM (KSNKu) 288
Like a some Asian women.
They look almost the same from about age 16 until about 55 or so, then turn in to Kim Jong Il one night in their sleep. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2023 02:42 PM (t0OGg) Yup...Indian (feather not slushy) too. A friend of mine was an Inuit, JJ, from Alaska. One day I was on the beach out for a run when I saw this old Japanese man wearing a blue bikini. He turned around as I passed and it was JJ. She was nice but after a few drinks just a total ho. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2023 02:46 PM (iw4IE) 289
Trump is only four years older than Bruce Springsteen, who just did several three hour/night sold-out shows at Gillette, after doing the same in Chicago and in Europe. Biden is three years older than PDJT. But Biden is in his dotage, while Trump (and Springsteen) can still bring it.
Having said that, Presidenting is a younger mans game and I want someone younger than PDJT. (But someone with all the same policies!) I want someone who can stay awake during the day. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2023 02:44 PM I'd rather listen to Trump sing than Brucifer. Fucker sounds like he's passing a kidney stone. And he's an overrated asshole. Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (GwxCX) 290
The WY State District Court just dismissed the suit, saying the sorority is allowed to admit anyone they want.
https://is.gd/giFG1K Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2023 02:44 PM (R38qh) One year from now, Kappa Kappa Gamma filing for bankruptcy as there is a 99% drop in new applications, "unexpectedly." Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (qPw5n) 291
"He texted me recently that both Biden and Trump need to find rocking chairs as they are both too old to be POTUS. Fairly remarkable coming from him who has a visceral hate for Trump and used to make every excuse re: Biden. It is hard to admit you've been so wrong and this was the closest he could get.
Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM (oiNtH)" A pretty good cross section of the voting public is coming to this conclusion. It's one of the few things polls find consistently across parties and largely in the Independent community. Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (ifHdv) 292
If it all falls apart for the Dems, they'll make Michelle O run.
Posted by: Liz at August 28, 2023 02:48 PM (n4WZ1) 293
I am waiting for Maureen Dowd to weigh in about Big Sniffy running for president. Posted by: Lost In Space +++++++++++++++ She had a huge crush on Newsom when he was mayor of San Fran. I wonder if she'd be one to openly flip, not that anyone reads her anymore afaik. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 02:48 PM (lCaJd) 294
173 I like the reports that they believe the polling on Bidenomics will turn around any day now.
Sure. Why not? Americans loved getting goosed in the squeakhole every time they go grocery shopping, "thank Biden inflation is going down!" Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2023 02:25 PM (Aj9wt) All of the Junta's talk and statistics about Bidenomics (formerly Build Back Better) is about macro-economic factors. 99% of people only care about their current and near-future micro-economics. Both suck for most of the population. This is why the Junta's talk about 13 million jobs created, and building a computer chip factory in Phoenix that will employ 10,000 people, falls flat with most of the population. They see absolutely no personal good results from the Inflation Reduction Act or the Infrastucture Act. They never hear the Junta or Joe talk about how they are working daily, and succeeding, in reducing prices. Add to that the people's certainty that millions of illegals coming across free as birds will not improve their micro-economics situation in any way, and you have broad dissatisfaction with Biden on economics. Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2023 02:49 PM (AMIL/) 295
>The WY State District Court just dismissed the suit, saying the sorority is allowed to admit anyone they want.
okay, but are they allowed to exclude anyone they want? that pesky 'free association' thing Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 02:50 PM (geLO8) Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2023 02:50 PM (Xrfse) 297
Seriously, how does someone like her get elected governor of Michigan? I've met a lot of sharp, no nonsense, down to earth All American women from that state. She's truly bottom of the barrel. Posted by: Marcus T Someone can flesh out the details, but her primary Republican opponents literally were arrested by the FBI. And the national Republican Party averted its eyes because acknowledging the police state is not who they are. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 28, 2023 02:45 PM Gretchen Whitmer is the Jussie Smollet of governors the only reasons she got elected the first time is that legalizing marijuana was on the ballot she got re-elected because abortion was on the ballot both times, she rode a wave of single hot issue, low information voters. having all but one of the republican candidates either dis-qualified and / or arrested helped a bit Posted by: AltonJackson at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (ENBF0) 298
I will never understand this blog.
Posted by: ju at August 28, 2023 01:52 PM This comment needs its own place in the sidebar. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (FVJNG) 299
> Trump is only four years older than Bruce Springsteen, who just did several three hour/night sold-out shows at Gillette
but, Trump doesn't play guitar Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (geLO8) 300
Kind of stunning how shallow the Democrat bench is (not that the R's have a deep one).
Whitmer seems like a tough sell, sort of in the "unlikeable" Hilary, Kamala, Warren mode. What has she accomplished other than being a woman Democrat governor? A nasty Palin without the looks and personality? Newsom is a little more likeable on the surface, but again, what has he accomplished other than being a Democrat governor in a big Democrat state. The memes of him as a almost wannabe California surfer type, or Nancy Pelosi's "nephew" almost write themselves. And a commercial of him futilely gesturing while touring those CA freight yards with tons of stolen hijacked goods would be superb. If either were a Republican, the media would caricature and cut either of them to shreds. But that's the problem. They aren't Republicans, they're Democrats. Posted by: RM at August 28, 2023 02:52 PM (0eYOS) 301
The constant cratering in the number of respondents is the only valuable data pollsters provide.
Only shut-ins talk to these fucksticks, and that's just for the conversation. Nobody still believes their opinions matter. Polls are just trying to convince them they do. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2023 02:53 PM (0FoWg) 302
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 28, 2023 02:51 PM (ENBF0)
Thanks. When the FBI rounded up her strongest potential GOP challengers before the primary--without a peep from the supposed opposition party--it was pretty apparent what they country the United States is now. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 28, 2023 02:55 PM (KSNKu) 303
Lahaina is 80 miles from Pearl Harbor, and somehow the Biden Administration forgot to have the US Navy provide assistance in the immediate aftermath of the disaster.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (2tUFv) ----------- TBF, it's Trans Surfer Genocide Vengeance Pride Month in The Navy. " Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at August 28, 2023 02:55 PM (zO2Ol) 304
299 > Trump is only four years older than Bruce Springsteen, who just did several three hour/night sold-out shows at Gillette
but, Trump doesn't play guitar ---------------- But Bruce cancelled some dates cuz old and tired. Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 02:55 PM (LQjWA) 305
303 Lahaina is 80 miles from Pearl Harbor, and somehow the Biden Administration forgot to have the US Navy provide assistance in the immediate aftermath of the disaster.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2023 02:47 PM (2tUFv) ---------------------- He wanted them to set sail from Kabul. Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 02:56 PM (LQjWA) 306
Biden's newly appointed CDC director wants to, as a mother, make abortion access one of her top priorities
- More abortions will solve everything! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 02:56 PM (FVME7) 307
305 303 Lahaina is 80 miles from Pearl Harbor, and somehow the Biden Administration forgot to have the US Navy provide assistance in the immediate aftermath of the disaster.
-------------------- The reason he didn't was because they knew they were all dead. They were struggling with how to make this go away and minimize it. They will drag out the total real deaths for months. Posted by: Puddinhead at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (LQjWA) 308
@281
>>Someone can flesh out the details, but her primary Republican opponents literally were arrested by the FBI. And the national Republican Party averted its eyes because acknowledging the police state is not who they are. Yes, the strongest candidates were either disqualified or had investigations opened against that were strangely dropped after the election, there was also the FBI Kidnap plot to muddy the waters. She did go up against Tudor Dixon who seemed like a fine enough candidate, so it surely wasn't the dreaded, "Candidate Quality." Nope, simple corruption can easily explain Whitmers victory. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 02:59 PM (FVME7) 310
@300
>>A nasty Palin without the looks and personality? Or Palin's accomplishments. People forget that Palin was voted the most effective Governor in the country at the time she was tapped by the odious John McCain. The only thing Whitmar has accomplished is getting her nasty ass re-elected through chicanery. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 28, 2023 03:01 PM (XV/Pl) 311
308 Nope, simple corruption can easily explain Whitmers victory.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (XV/Pl) ======== Also, did anyone force Detroit to stop labeling ballot boxes with only 10 ballots in them as having 1000? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (LvTSG) 312
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 28, 2023 02:58 PM (XV/Pl)
Thank you as well, Thomas. I guess Dixon was perceived to be a certain loss one way or another so the Our Democracy patrol didn't put her behind bars. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (KSNKu) 313
The only thing Whitmar has accomplished is getting her nasty ass re-elected through chicanery. Posted by: Thomas Bender She makes a lot of Tik Tok videos. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (CIS44) 314
Trump is only four years older than Bruce Springsteen, who just did several three hour/night sold-out shows at Gillette
I wonder what a Bruce Springsteen concert would consist of song-wise these days. If it was nothing but music from his first 5-6 albums (unlikely), I could probably convince myself to go. But, 2-3 hours of any of the shit past the mid-80s, No. Thank. You. Maybe he'll start doing what YES did, playing all of a classic album with various faves thrown in to fill out the time. Seemed to work for them. Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (QzZeQ) 315
I thought this was interesting. I did not know that the Pope wrote the New Testament.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/AIDu63jPtwQ Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 03:02 PM (FVME7) 316
I wonder what a Bruce Springsteen concert would consist of song-wise these days.
- We gotta get out while we're old 'Cause tramps like us Baby, we were born to mold Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 28, 2023 03:06 PM (FVME7) 317
No description of course.
@BNONews UPDATE: University says shooting suspect still at large, earlier suspect has been released Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2023 02:33 PM (IG4Id) _____________ If seen, call Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2023 03:06 PM (nEndu) 318
He's actually very effective. The country may be beyond salvage. That's a win from the Democrat's point of view.
Posted by: Dantes at August 28, 2023 03:13 PM (fVKtH) 319
If for some reason you don't know, there is a hurricane coming, we are going to die. 24/7 coverage everywhere..Got to fine one those fans the motion picture studios use, and put a reporter standing in front of it. And throw things at the reporter and blame it all on Climate Change!
Posted by: Colin at August 28, 2023 03:44 PM (2DV6+) 320
Too Old to Cut the Mustard Anymore is a Song a Fun Song
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