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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (8/27/23)
Quote I “The decision was incredibly difficult for us to make, and we appreciate consumers allowing us into their homes over the decades, and to our retail partners for their support,” “We have been operating in a highly constrained supply environment, and despite our best efforts we have been faced with some unique complexities on the Kleenex business.” Todd Fisher, Kimberly-Clark Canadian vice-president and general manager
Quote II “Why the Biden administration cares about it is they think people are going to vote for them as a result of this,” Mark Curtis, an associate professor of economics at Wake Forest University
Quote III “You look very smart when times are good, and when times get challenging is when you get challenged as a leader and a CEO and I don't think he's navigated that well. His arrogance caught up with him.” Current investor in Better, who requested anonymity
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Grifting in Ukraine? Da Fuq?
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky reportedly purchased a luxury mansion in Egypt through his mother-in-law, with evidence showing Western aid money given to Ukraine was used to buy the property.
Egyptian investigative journalist Mohammed Al-Alawi initially broke the news following his in-depth research and interviews with sources familiar with the matter. He disclosed that the Zelensky family acquired a luxury property valued at around $5 million in the Egyptian city of El Gouna. Located in Egypt's coastal zone next to the Red Sea, the tourist city is famous for having many opulent properties owned by millionaires. In fact, right next to Zelensky's newly acquired property is an estate owned by actress Angelina Jolie – making the comedian-turned-president and movie star of "Tomb Raider" fame neighbors.
Be careful. Be very careful when the next Arab Spring hits.
Snark time with Mark Dice. Will the Tater be coming back to TV?
P&O Britannia cruise ship carrying thousands of British passengers crashes into another vessel in Mallorca
A Welsh woman on board said: 'We were up browsing on our phones in bed and heard the big horn after the bang. It was panic stations, I was bawling my eyes out P&O Britannia cruise ship carrying thousands of British passengers crashes into another vessel in Mallorca
A Welsh woman on board said: 'We were up browsing on our phones in bed and heard the big horn after the bang. It was panic stations, I was bawling my eyes out
If it were not so frightening on what is happening to Donald Trump the following would be downright funny.
Former President Donald Trump’s arrest and mugshot at the Fulton County Jail helped to fuel a $7 million fundraising push, according to a report from Politico. Immediately after the mugshot was released, the Trump campaign immediately capitalized on the image. The campaign sold t-shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and more that featured the already iconic image.Good on him. Defense attorneys are not cheap.
The court filings allege that Hawaiian Electric Company (HECO) and its subsidiaries failed to properly power down live electrical equipment amid a red flag windstorm earlier this month. Due to this failure, downed power lines operated by the utility company sparked a series of deadly fires on the island, the lawsuit claimed. “The lawsuit alleges that the Defendants acted negligently by failing to power down their electrical equipment despite a National Weather Service Red Flag Warning on August 7th,” Maui County said in a release announcing its lawsuit.
Bidenomics is going great for you and me. Home mortgage rates just hit 7.23%, the highest rate in decades.Higher interest rates? No problem, we are too big too fail and we have a remedy for those high interest rates.
CNN tells us that this is somehow good news, showing that the economy is roaring and happy days are here again. Sure, housing has never been this unaffordable in US history, but that is only because Biden has done such great things for the economy. No, really. That is the explanation. It has nothing to do with all that money printing, inflation, government spending, or gross overregulation. It is the great economic times we have been having.
Real estate marketplace Zillow has launched a new program to help people who want to buy homes but are being squeezed out of the market by a surge in interest rates. Zillow Home Loans is offering mortgages with a 1% down payment option for eligible homebuyers looking to own property in Arizona, and will contribute an additional 2% at closing, the company said Thursday. It also plans to expand the program to other markets.
Basic Spying 101: Course 1, Spying with dignity and respect
NSA ORDERS EMPLOYEES TO SPY ON THE WORLD “WITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT”
A digital rights advocate said, “This is like the CIA putting out a statement saying that going forward they’ll only waterboard people with dignity and respect.”
I'm so fvcking shocked!
Mask study published by NIH suggests N95 Covid masks may expose wearers to dangerous level of toxic compounds linked to seizures and cancer
A study published in April found disposable masks can have toxic chemicals
Experts said this could make newly instated mask mandates ineffective
READ MORE: Mask mania sweeps America...AGAIN
The Kinder, Gentler Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
After an open-air museum took in an orphaned fallow deer, the little thing fell head over hooves for the owner’s 11-month-old daughter. The deer, named Ziggy, was rescued and taken in by Jeremy Goldsmith who runs Mountfitchet Castle, a Norman castle and museum. Goldsmith and the staff at Mountfitchet care for a variety of orphaned animals, and it took just a few hours for Ziggy to settle into her new environment.
Well we now know where her heart is. Genius Award Winner. And definitely off of Hrothgar's Christmas Card list.
Cops: Nurse Abandoned Dog At AirportI don't want that bitch anywhere near me when I need medical care.
Woman, 44, dumped her pooch, then took flight to Mexico resort AUGUST 24--Pennsylvania police have filed criminal charges against a woman who, unable to take her dog on a flight, allegedly abandoned the pooch at the Pittsburgh airport before boarding a plane to a Mexico vacation resort, according to court records. Allison Lyn Gaiser, a 44-year-old nurse, is facing cruelty to animals, neglect of animals, and animal abandonment counts, according to a criminal complaint detailing the bizarre August 4 incident at Pittsburgh International Airport.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2023 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2023 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: TRex at August 27, 2023 10:00 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2023 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2023 10:02 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at August 27, 2023 10:02 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2023 10:02 PM (K+1Pw)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:02 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 27, 2023 10:04 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 27, 2023 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2023 10:05 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Kleenex at August 27, 2023 10:05 PM (7zEAH)
Posted by: Michael B at August 27, 2023 10:05 PM (RCgxq)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 27, 2023 10:05 PM (vhwKy)
“We have been operating in a highly constrained supply environment, and despite our best efforts we have been faced with some unique complexities on the Kleenex business.” Todd Fisher, Kimberly-Clark Canadian vice-president and general manager
Great reporting there, Global News Canada. You told us everything, except WHY the Kleenex brand tissue is leaving Canada. "Well, we assumed you knew because other companies said they cut staff, dur."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:06 PM (Angsy)
“We have been operating in a highly constrained supply environment, and despite our best efforts we have been faced with some unique complexities on the Kleenex business.”
So a ton of brands are leaving the Canadian market. And the article doesn't explain at all why this is happening.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:06 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:07 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Michael B at August 27, 2023 10:05 PM (RCgxq)
Sorry to see you go.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 27, 2023 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2023 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:07 PM (MoZTd)
So I just didn't miss why. Gotta shake my head here. Must be run by J-school gradiates.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:08 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: butch at August 27, 2023 10:08 PM (5HemK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 27, 2023 10:09 PM (T/Lqj)
“You look very smart when times are good, and when times get challenging is when you get challenged as a leader and a CEO and I don't think he's navigated that well. His arrogance caught up with him.”
This is the story of asshole CEOs for time immemorial.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:09 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: pookysgirl, heading down for some aided sleep at August 27, 2023 10:10 PM (dtlDP)
What, and give up his lucrative Only Fans page?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:10 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at August 27, 2023 10:10 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Michael B
He may not be Cary Grant, but that is no way to talk about your COB host.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2023 10:10 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 27, 2023 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
Ok, and what are those unique complexities? The piece also talks about other major brands leaving Canada, but not even a hint at what it's about.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 27, 2023 10:11 PM (klJTj)
Must be run by J-school gradiates.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:08 PM (Angsy)
It's a Canadian website. Maybe it's collusion with the government. Or censorship. Or people too scared of the authorities to give the reasons.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:11 PM (MoZTd)
Good on him. Defense attorneys are not cheap.
The 65 Project is attempting to see to it that he has no legal representation at all.
https://the65project.com/
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2023 10:11 PM (63Dwl)
And, like Fox, they will claim total guilt and pay massive fines because to do otherwise may get some people to start thinking.
..... (tapping forehead like Pooh Bear) Canada fires started by climate activists.... Greece fires started by climate activists,....
Still thinking,.....
Post millennial article about 2022 arson on Maui by climate activists.
https://tinyurl.com/yc6vxk7h
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 27, 2023 10:11 PM (2oS2Y)
Aug. 24 (UPI) -- A Wisconsin meat company celebrated its 75th anniversary by making the world's longest meat stick, measuring 314 feet long.
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 27, 2023 10:12 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:11 PM (MoZTd)
Well, whatever it is, they sure blew the kleenex story....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:12 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Or they've been watching US news and have seen how easily it can be done...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2023 10:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Michael B at August 27, 2023 10:05 PM (RCgxq)
Aw, shit. And you were my favorite.
*kicks rock*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 27, 2023 10:13 PM (T/Lqj)
Especially ones who will never work again after this
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 27, 2023 10:13 PM (+I6Y/)
And this surprises who?
This retard administration has sent a gazillion US dollars to this sorry-ass comedian, with zero accountability. But yeah. Let's send more!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 27, 2023 10:13 PM (FVUBB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:11 PM (MoZTd)
Well, whatever it is, they sure blew the kleenex story....
That's snot funny.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2023 10:13 PM (I/Qkd)
'supply environment'... all their trees burned up!
Remember their pain isn't anything to sneeze at.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2023 10:14 PM (K+1Pw)
Oh well.
(shrugs)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:02 PM (Angsy)
Something about “don’t count your chickens before they hatch” springs to mind…
Posted by: browndog waiting for hockey season at August 27, 2023 10:14 PM (CCSxw)
Delilah was again Best of Breed at today's St. Croix Valley KC show in Lake Elmo. Her Majesty took her there in the hope that among the four shows we could piece together the 12 points Lila needed for her GCHP. Instead our girl swept the competition all four days.
They've started the long trip home, happy but very tired.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:14 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: pookysgirl, heading down for some aided sleep at August 27, 2023 10:10 PM
My mom started had her ears pierced by her sister when she was about twelve and then stopped wearing that style. When she decided to wear them again twenty-five years later, the holes were still there. She said she just pushed the posts right through where she thought they should be.
Posted by: Kleenex at August 27, 2023 10:14 PM (7zEAH)
Kleenex joins Skippy Peanut Butter, Bugles chips, and Nestle frozen goods. Transportation costs because customers are spread out rather than concentrated? Customer preference for local store brands?
Posted by: TRex at August 27, 2023 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
https://tinyurl.com/yc6vxk7h
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 27, 2023 10:11 PM (2oS2Y)
Guy #1: Yeah, I did it, and I'm glad I did it.
Girl #1: Wait, crying didn't get me out of here?!
Guy #2: What PLANET am I on?! And how'd I get this neck tattoo?
Posted by: pookysgirl, interpreting mugshots at August 27, 2023 10:15 PM (dtlDP)
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I don't think that's how it's sypposed to work
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 27, 2023 10:15 PM (FVME7)
Great tune behind the Kinder and Gentler photo up top.
The nurse that abandoned the dog at the airport should be tossed in jail as soon as she lands back in Pittsburgh. And the cell keys tossed.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 27, 2023 10:15 PM (iR1lM)
Posted by: Leave Me Alone! at August 27, 2023 10:15 PM (83IzV)
Ten year old Franpsycho was very, very impressed when Cher performed that song on her TV show.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2023 10:16 PM (RIvkX)
And this surprises who?
This retard administration has sent a gazillion US dollars to this sorry-ass comedian, with zero accountability. But yeah. Let's send more!!
It's a story in Natural News. Ever heard of that before? Me neither. Perhaps we should entertain just a wee bit of skepticism before we roll out the guillotine. Or, we can just go with what you've wanted to believe all along, and suspend all critical faculties.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2023 10:16 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Michael B
Well bye.
Way to focus in on the important shit.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2023 10:17 PM (x7plP)
So that's where Hazelwood ended up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 27, 2023 10:17 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
COMM, the very reason why our "leadership" has sent gazillions to Ukraine is exactly because there is zero accountability, no audit trail, and no consequences!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2023 10:18 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: browndog waiting for hockey season at August 27, 2023 10:14 PM (CCSxw)
Well, there's always tomorrow for dreams to come true....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:18 PM (Angsy)
Half-brain, how I learned to hate the word
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 27, 2023 10:18 PM (FVME7)
So that's where Hazelwood ended up.
Pfffft. Please. As if "Mallorca" is a real place.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2023 10:18 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Eromero at August 27, 2023 10:18 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:19 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Michael B
He may not be Cary Grant, but that is no way to talk about your COB host.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2023 10:10 PM (I/Qkd)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 27, 2023 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:19 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2023 10:20 PM (gNraX)
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Comedian, eh? Well, I guess he got the last laugh.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 27, 2023 10:20 PM (FVME7)
Why is Kleenex leaving the Canadian market? Who is eating their lunch?
That Garg fuck seems like an idiot, and why would anyone ever want to merge with that shitty company? Also, "cultural review"? Sound like godless commie shit right there.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 27, 2023 10:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Leave it to H7 to actually read the ads...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2023 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 27, 2023 10:21 PM (Npnb7)
Posted by: PaleRider at August 27, 2023 10:21 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Kleenex at August 27, 2023 10:14 PM (7zEAH)
I got mine repierced at the same time as Pookette getting hers done for the first time. I let them close because she used to tug on them and I'd already had 20+ years of little boys tugging on them. So we went on this whole journey together, even picking out/making matching earrings for when we were done with our first month. And she couldn't even take the thought of some very short, slight pain. Her father even reminded her that by her age, her mother had been through 2 surgeries and has a giant scar across her abdomen because of them. Nope, no sale!
Posted by: pookysgirl, disappointed at August 27, 2023 10:21 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Michael B at August 27, 2023 10:05 PM (RCgxq)
++++
Ingrown toenails... Where, the Cher video?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 27, 2023 10:21 PM (klJTj)
Delilah was again Best of Breed at today's St. Croix Valley KC show in Lake Elmo. Her Majesty took her there in the hope that among the four shows we could piece together the 12 points Lila needed for her GCHP. Instead our girl swept the competition all four days.
They've started the long trip home, happy but very tired.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:14 PM (MoZTd)
That's in my old stomping grounds. Very well attended with participants. Congrats on the victory. Now get the house cleane d up PRONTO
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 27, 2023 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
Good f'n grief...
Think about this on the Titanic...
Someone would obviously be playing the 'sinking tune' on their i-phone 11...probably "unsinkable Molly Brown"...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 27, 2023 10:22 PM (FVUBB)
Meanwhile, I stewarded for the final day of the Toy Dog Club of Greater Houston shows. Mercifully much less trying than yesterday, which was a zoo. The ring I was working finished around noon and I got the hell out before I was asked to do anything else.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:22 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 27, 2023 10:20 PM (ufFY
It's really cold in Canada so the boogers just freeze inside their noses. Canadians don't use tissues, they use ice picks.
Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2023 10:23 PM (gNraX)
They've started the long trip home, happy but very tired.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Congrats to Delilah, her majesty and you!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2023 10:24 PM (K+1Pw)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2023 10:24 PM (mNmNo)
I was half expecting this song to be the mystery click for the top pic, (though yours is top notch):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhe3ZM7tP6I
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 10:24 PM (991eG)
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 27, 2023 10:24 PM (geLO8)
Meanwhile, my idiot brother feels bad for Hunter Biden because addiction is a tough thing to deal with. I told him that I don't feel sorry for Hunter at all because every junkie I've ever known, starting in college was a know it all, who chose not to listen to warnings about drug abuse. Then I discussed the deadbeat dad aspect to his character.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 27, 2023 10:24 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Andrea Doria Survivor at August 27, 2023 10:24 PM (83IzV)
Like I've said, it wouldn't surprise me if Putin, Prigozhin and Zelensky were yukking it up, drinking vodka and playing poker with US taxpayer money in some back room somewhere.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:24 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
The theme from Jaws is *very* recognizable.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2023 10:25 PM (K+1Pw)
Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2023 10:23 PM (gNraX)
Oh, so Canadians DO pick their noses!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:25 PM (Angsy)
so if a dog takes a dump in the ring, is that points off or automatic DQ
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 27, 2023 10:24 PM (geLO
Only in Obedience competition.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:25 PM (MoZTd)
>>Pfffft. Please. As if "Mallorca" is a real place.
It's one two with places that don't exist with Micronesia.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2023 10:25 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:14 PM (MoZTd)
* * * *
Congratulations! Very well done.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 27, 2023 10:26 PM (iR1lM)
It's one two with places that don't exist with Micronesia.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2023 10:25 PM (XV/Pl)
I doubt the existence of San Marino and Andorra.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:26 PM (MoZTd)
I was half expecting this song to be the mystery click for the top pic, (though yours is top notch):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhe3ZM7tP6I
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 10:24 PM (991eG)
Thanks for sharing that with me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 27, 2023 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
This explains the Kleenex thing better.
Bottom line: the bottom line
Kleenex is number 2, Canadian protectionism, bureaucracy, number one brand is Canadian Scotties.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 27, 2023 10:27 PM (ufFY8)
In discipleship often comes the pain of the battle of the man's inner demons that possessed him his entire life prior to conversion. It is there that the realization of his wretchedness comes more plainly into view and the reality that he must set aside the poisons to his soul that have become his addictions.
He no more cherishes the prospect of turning from sin than the alcoholic relishes his delirium tremens. A significant part of him says a minor return to sin for a spell would make him feel better and steady the nerves.
If conversion is the moment of clarity, discipleship is the detoxification and recovery.
When the relapse occurs, bolster your brother in his faith, remind him of the promises and hope he has, and do not merely rebuke him for his failure. It's not an easy task to be renewed, in fact it's so difficult it may only be accomplished with the strength offered by the Lord.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 27, 2023 10:28 PM (IAwid)
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 27, 2023 10:24 PM (geLO
Only in Obedience competition.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:25 PM (MoZTd)
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If a dog is so well trained he can shit on command, he ought to be declared the winner by proclamation.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2023 10:28 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 27, 2023 10:28 PM (X+Ku8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2023 10:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Suspicious Mind at August 27, 2023 10:29 PM (83IzV)
>>Delilah was again Best of Breed at today's St.
I had a pair of Dachshunds named Dakota and Delilah.
Two of the best dogs I ever had.
Dakota was a runt of a Dachshund and Delilah was a full blown Dachshund, watching them interact and play was Keystone Cops worthy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2023 10:29 PM (XV/Pl)
*******
I'll bet you were just tickled...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 10:29 PM (991eG)
Posted by: davidt at August 27, 2023 10:29 PM (SYTee)
Kleenex is number 2, Canadian protectionism, bureaucracy, number one brand is Canadian Scotties.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 27, 2023 10:27 PM (ufFY
Which any Curling aficionado knows from their sponsorship of the Scotts Queen of Hearts Tournament
They're a "big deal"...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 27, 2023 10:29 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Congrats to Delilah, her majesty and you!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2023 10:24 PM (K+1Pw)
THIS!!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2023 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 10:29 PM (991eG)
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Ok, that took me a minute.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2023 10:30 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: runner at August 27, 2023 10:31 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 10:29 PM (991eG)
Better than getting a hand up his ass.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:31 PM (Angsy)
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 27, 2023 10:31 PM (e6UQI)
*******
St. Elmo is one of the coolest ghost towns in Colorado. Just the drive up from Buena Vista is worth a side trip if you are in the area. 3rd & 4th week of September is quite possibly the best time to go if you are ever up near the Collegiate Peaks.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 10:31 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Dammit Conor, I said "Sit!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2023 10:32 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2023 10:32 PM (mNmNo)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 10:29 PM (991eG)
Better than getting a hand up his ass.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:31 PM (Angsy)
Says who???
Posted by: Grover at August 27, 2023 10:32 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: On a Roll at August 27, 2023 10:32 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 27, 2023 10:32 PM (kjOVp)
Congrats to Delilah, her majesty and you!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2023 10:24 PM (K+1Pw)
__________
Yes, this marks Lila's retirement. And even I come in for a bit of credit on her success. A couple of the judges complimented Her Majesty on Lila's good conditioning, which I'm responsible for as I'm the guy who dragged her reluctant ass down to the kennel twice a day for a 20-minute trot on the treadmill.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:33 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 27, 2023 10:33 PM (kjOVp)
https://tinyurl.com/ajz6mjn6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 27, 2023 10:33 PM (FVME7)
I love hearing about your dogs!
I'm a mutt mom myself, so I'll never likely go to show, but I always love to hear about your wins!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 27, 2023 10:33 PM (FVUBB)
My oldest brother's wife (they are in their 80s and very dear to me) has been hospitalized and intubated due to pnuemonia, likely due to covid.
I understand this means she cannot have visitors and my brother is under quarantine. She is very feeble and has been dealing with circulatory issues.
I fear the worst.
Posted by: ghbucky at August 27, 2023 10:34 PM (/xDbx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:33 PM (MoZTd)
So, she goes out as the top dog.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:34 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 27, 2023 10:35 PM (IEw/x)
A picture of Friday's specialty win. Her Majesty is holding the rosette.
https://tinyurl.com/5n7r2683
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:35 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2023 10:36 PM (mNmNo)
I realize you're joking but that's actually a pretty easy thing to train and very useful. Since the dog needs to do it anyway, watch for him to start to "assume the position" and say "go potty [ name ], go potty" enthusiastically and then praise and reward him when he does what he kind of had no choice but to do. Pretty soon, Pavlov does his thing and cause and effect get reversed.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2023 10:36 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2023 10:37 PM (x7plP)
If a dog is so well trained he can shit on command, he ought to be declared the winner by proclamation.
The process can be speeded. The call we use is "hurry, hurry" and they usually get down to business soon enough.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:38 PM (MoZTd)
I thought I was dense and just missed it in the article. I figured it was just my brain. Glad I was wrong.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 27, 2023 10:38 PM (JrYM1)
Just a mystery. No possible way of knowing I guess.
I'd actually like to know.
Posted by: blaster at August 27, 2023 10:38 PM (dWjpk)
And he uses The Word, which suggests he's honest about the scumbag.
No halfway sentient race hater is going to go shoot up a particular group, youre gonna create sympathy for them and that group most of all right now.
Think before you pull.
Posted by: JEM at August 27, 2023 10:38 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: runner at August 27, 2023 10:39 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2023 10:39 PM (K+1Pw)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 27, 2023 10:39 PM (FVUBB)
Posted by: ghbucky at August 27, 2023 10:34 PM (/xDbx)
* * * *
Prayers up for all concerned. Fear not, for God is with you all.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 27, 2023 10:40 PM (iR1lM)
Posted by: runner at August 27, 2023 10:40 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: JEM at August 27, 2023 10:40 PM (8erNz)
The black Sheriff of Jacksonville doesn't blame the guns or white supremacy. Apparently, the perp had written a lot of violent racist stuff, but the Sheriff describes the writings as the diary of a madman.
Radio news says the guy wrote THREE manifestos.
We'll get all of those immedately.
Still waiting on the trannifesto from Nashville.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2023 10:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:40 PM (Angsy)
It’s like a cross between formaldehyde and dough that didn’t rise.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2023 10:41 PM (wD5tM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 27, 2023 10:42 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:42 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 27, 2023 10:43 PM (ybIRR)
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Penis enlargement ? Congratulations you won ? or limited credit card offer ??
Posted by: runner at August 27, 2023 10:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at August 27, 2023 10:43 PM (V13WU)
I call him my Mobile Assault Bowel.
Posted by: JEM at August 27, 2023 10:43 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:40 PM (Angsy)/i]
Was the message "Flee, all is discovered?"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2023 10:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2023 10:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 27, 2023 10:45 PM (JrYM1)
What a beauty! And Delilah as well!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 27, 2023 10:45 PM (FVUBB)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2023 10:41 PM (wD5tM)
The things a sandwich artiste could do with such ingredients.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 27, 2023 10:45 PM (X+Ku8)
Its a shame the God doesn't factor anywhere in that formula.
Under the Doctrines of Grace, the Spirit brings the spiritually dead to life through regeneration, and perfects the believer through sanctification. That is to say, that God is the author and finisher of one's faith.
Under Free Will soteriology, man decides his own faith, his own terms of obedience and unfortunately takes on responsibility when he attempts to do what cannot be done because of sin nature - that which has never been addressed.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 27, 2023 10:45 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Michael B at August 27, 2023 10:05 PM (RCgxq)
Another person too fucking lazy to install Brave Browser.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2023 10:46 PM (ulG69)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 27, 2023 10:46 PM (FVME7)
The ones around me disappeared I don't know what happened to the outfit.
Posted by: JEM at August 27, 2023 10:46 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:47 PM (Angsy)
Abbreviated, abridged or other.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2023 10:47 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: JEM at August 27, 2023 10:47 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 27, 2023 10:47 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2023 10:48 PM (S6gqv)
I read the article on Kleenex and tons of other brands leaving Canada, but I can't tell what's going on. What's going on?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2023 10:49 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 27, 2023 10:49 PM (llON8)
Posted by: pookysgirl, heading down for some aided sleep at August 27, 2023 10:10 PM (dtlDP)
If Pookette does not want pierced ears, good for her! Nobody needs to wear earrings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2023 10:49 PM (ulG69)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
maybe he's an idiot willing to pay thousands more than the car is worth
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 27, 2023 10:49 PM (geLO8)
It might be someone interested in the writer's group, but only a message hoping they got the email address right. I don't want to reply to an unknown message sender.
===
reply ! ask for pictures, see what they say....
Posted by: runner at August 27, 2023 10:49 PM (V13WU)
The rest is distopian where leftis commone with themselves.
You can never underestimate a yankee hard leftist. They are abandoning their states and towns en masse because they need to save us from ourselves.
Posted by: Quint at August 27, 2023 10:49 PM (8UCj3)
We used to have a smallish SiliValley chain called Togo's. It was kind of a model for Subway, what they wanted to be.
The ones around me disappeared I don't know what happened to the outfit.
Posted by: JEM
Torgo delivers albeit slowly.
https://youtu.be/__0C1lxp1Q4
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2023 10:50 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 27, 2023 10:51 PM (FVME7)
When the relapse occurs, bolster your brother in his faith, remind him of the promises and hope he has, and do not merely rebuke him for his failure. It's not an easy task to be renewed, in fact it's so difficult it may only be accomplished with the strength offered by the Lord.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 27, 2023 10:28 PM (IAwid)
That’s beautifully said.
Posted by: LASue at August 27, 2023 10:51 PM (Ed8Zd)
It's one two with places that don't exist with Micronesia.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2023 10:25 PM (XV/Pl)
I doubt the existence of San Marino and Andorra.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:26 PM (MoZTd)
I don't believe Delaware exists. I've never met anyone from there. I think it is a myth.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 27, 2023 10:51 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2023 10:51 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Quint at August 27, 2023 10:49 PM (8UCj3)
To be fair, if they left you alone, you might make mistakes...
Like voting for Trump!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2023 10:51 PM (hOUT3)
https://the65project.com/
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2023 10:11 PM (63Dwl)
Many very punchable faces there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2023 10:52 PM (ulG69)
Posted by: chris+opher at August 27, 2023 10:52 PM (atDlR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2023 10:53 PM (S6gqv)
I understand that sentiment. Nightly food prep is a task. I enjoy it, but every now and then we order out, maybe every week. So far it hasn't killed us.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 27, 2023 10:53 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Leni Reifenstahl at August 27, 2023 10:53 PM (y72mI)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2023 10:54 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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You would have missed him (her?) in Kansas or California, or one of the other Pittsburgh in the US.
People in the 'burgh are quite proud of the "h".
Posted by: Former resident of Allegheny (not Alleghany) county at August 27, 2023 10:54 PM (q5d9y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2023 10:51 PM (R4t5M)
* * * *
Our current favorite is Jimmy Johns. Firehouse is also good.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 27, 2023 10:54 PM (iR1lM)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2023 10:16 PM (I/Qkd)
Well, if we wait for the mainstream media to cover it, we will never see it, will we?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2023 10:55 PM (ulG69)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 27, 2023 10:55 PM (p8A+W)
I do miss the orange chicken from the Chinese place down the corner
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 27, 2023 10:56 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 10:40 PM (Angsy)/i]
Was the message "Flee, all is discovered?"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2023 10:44 PM (hOUT3)
B-e s-u-r-e- t-o -d-r-i-n-k- y-o-u-r- O-v-a-l-t-i-n-e.
Son of a bitch!!
Posted by: Ralphy at August 27, 2023 10:56 PM (Zvtjl)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 27, 2023 10:56 PM (X+Ku8)
15/16
Horde mind.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
+++++++++++++
Aha. It wasn't my imagination (#152).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2023 10:56 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
Mudagons!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2023 10:57 PM (x7plP)
There was a Togos on Bancroft Ave., just across from campus.
I recall that their sandwiches were good...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2023 10:57 PM (M5QzP)
Firehouse is great if you like your subs to be the size of Hot Pockets.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 27, 2023 10:57 PM (X+Ku8)
All we talk about is what's for dinner. Secondly is what to watch on tv while we eat dinner.
Tonight we watched the documentary on Wayne Shorter on Amazon. It is excellent. It is called Zero Gravity and is produced by Brad Pitt.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 27, 2023 10:58 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 27, 2023 10:58 PM (X+Ku8)
Posted by: Republican voters according to the press at August 27, 2023 10:58 PM (KFhLj)
Fsckin autocorrect. Turn your back on the damned thing and it makes you look like an idiot.
I don't need help.
Posted by: Former resident of Allegheny (not Alleghany) county at August 27, 2023 10:58 PM (q5d9y)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2023 10:59 PM (KFhLj)
Kleenex is number 2, Canadian protectionism, bureaucracy, number one brand is Canadian Scotties.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 27, 2023 10:27 PM (ufFY
About the only time I buy tissues is if I am dealing with a cold. Otherwise, I use toilet paper to blow my nose. And when it comes to facial tissues, I usually buy store brand. After all, I wad them up, and throw them away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2023 10:59 PM (ulG69)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 27, 2023 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
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You sound broken up... would you like a kleen... er... tissue?
Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2023 11:01 PM (Co1m8)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 27, 2023 11:01 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
You think some people would know better.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2023 11:01 PM (R4t5M)
The ones around me disappeared I don't know what happened to the outfit.
Posted by: JEM
They are still around.
I just checked, the one in Tempe AZ was open today.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2023 11:01 PM (K+1Pw)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 27, 2023 11:01 PM (8fpTj)
Posted by: Former resident of Allegheny (not Alleghany) county at August 27, 2023 10:58 PM (q5d9y)
Good to know!
And glad I didn't try to drive to Pittsboig!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 27, 2023 11:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2023 11:01 PM (wD5tM)
As for rain, you people who are getting any need to box up those clouds and send them to southern Oregon. Our fires are growing with no end in sight. The air here has been terrible for a week or more.
Posted by: PabloD at August 27, 2023 11:02 PM (sAaEB)
they're tired of eating cottage cheese with gravy on it, morning noon and night
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 27, 2023 11:02 PM (geLO8)
Aug. 24 (UPI) -- A Wisconsin meat company celebrated its 75th anniversary by making the world's longest meat stick, measuring 314 feet long.
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk'
We're all all right!
Or maybe not.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 27, 2023 11:02 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: this too is the story of some vajayjays at August 27, 2023 11:02 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 27, 2023 11:04 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 27, 2023 11:05 PM (wu87C)
Posted by: DB - E Pluribus Funk at August 27, 2023 11:06 PM (geLO8)
The ones around me disappeared I don't know what happened to the outfit.
Used to have a favorite sandwich there when I was a kid. Went into one after being out of their service area for a brief 10 or 15 years, menu was different, favorite was gone, and what was left wasn't all that appetizing.
But they're still around, and still selling franchises.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2023 11:06 PM (Bd6X8)
Some of the fast food chain joints almost had that beat. McDonalds probably most famously. They must have had a sharp pencil. No longer. They lost the plot sometime in the 1990s.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2023 11:06 PM (wD5tM)
We are waiting for the U-FOs we know that they’re there
Posted by: Neo at August 27, 2023 11:06 PM (RovqD)
Posted by: The Paolo at August 27, 2023 11:07 PM (x7plP)
And whores be awhoring with dignity and respect too, yo.
Thieves be robbing with dignity and respect
Muggers be mugging with dignity and respect.
Hell, even the flasher and the peeping Tom are doin' it with dignity and respect, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2023 11:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2023 11:08 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at August 27, 2023 10:09 PM (T/Lqj)
I thought his uncle was Moe Lester.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2023 11:08 PM (ynpvh)
I was way off.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
This follows both the picture and the Mystery Click:
https://youtu.be/o0AOG7ciuJo
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2023 11:10 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2023 11:10 PM (Bd6X8)
Woman, 44, dumped her pooch, then took flight to Mexico resort
Get a rope.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2023 11:10 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2023 11:10 PM (ynpvh)
An article in Fortune from over two years ago may help explain.
https://tinyurl.com/2auc87rs
Basically KC went woke and insisted on using high percentage of paper fibers from recycled products. I'm guessing that the Communists in Canada pushed them over the edge by hurting their sourcing.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 27, 2023 11:11 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Is this a group for mystery writers?
If not, they may be unclear on the concept.
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2023 11:12 PM (DgGvY)
https://is.gd/L4fMj5
Seems Colorado wants to reintroduce grey wolves back into the wild, but nobody will sell them wild (trapped) wolves for re-release and it's against the law for them to release wolves born and raised in captivity because they may not have the skills necessary to tell a deer from a cow. Or something along those lines.
Ask Wyoming ranchers how they feel about reintroducing wolves.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 11:15 PM (991eG)
OE, does the message imply anything about my penis? Cuz I send a lot of messages about my penis...
Posted by: Barbie at August 27, 2023 11:15 PM (CFeuy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 11:15 PM (MoZTd)
Great to see it's not blamed on global warming.Except that the lawsuit was filed by Maui County Dems trying to deflect blame for the fiasco. The power company was probably trying to keep up with the demands of the Dems green agenda and unable to perform proper maintenance. Same thing as when the Dems start attacking utilities and gas companies for rising prices due to their insane regulations.
Posted by: Ripley at August 27, 2023 11:16 PM (PTDkx)
So a ton of brands are leaving the Canadian market. And the article doesn't explain at all why this is happening.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
"Mr. Biden, what do you have to say about the situation on Maui?"
Old and busted: "No comment."
New hotness: "There are some unique complexities."
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2023 11:16 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Was it Mountain View?? I remember it being in Santa Clara, by the university, but I could be wrong - that was more than 40 years ago. They were good, thought - usually got the Roast Beef, but I don't remember the number.
They're probably not related, but there is a Togo's Sandwich shop in Beaverton, OR. On Beaverton-Hillsdale highway, between the Ice Rink and the Beaverton Kaiser clinic.
Posted by: buuddhaha at August 27, 2023 11:17 PM (q5d9y)
New hotness: "There are some unique complexities."
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2023 11:16 PM (DgGvY)
_________
Sounds like Leftist Magic Eight Ball.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 11:17 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: p-squared at August 27, 2023 11:18 PM (UxSB9)
Toe maintenance is one of the main reasons I lost weight. First of all, one must be able to reach their toes, then be able to do basic maintenance. I'll be damned if I will become someone who has to ride into a nail salon on my scooter and pay someone to do my toes for $50-$100 a pop.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 27, 2023 11:18 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 27, 2023 11:11 PM (p8A+W)
+++++++++++
There's something more going on:
>>In February, Nestlé Canada said it would “wind down” and end sales of its frozen food products, including Delissio, Stouffer’s, Lean Cuisine and Life Cuisine in Canada...
Bugles, the iconic cone-shaped corn snack, said in a November 2022 post on X, formerly known as Twitter, that its product was no longer available in Canada.
Skippy peanut butter left the country in 2017, while Little Debbie dessert cakes were gone last year."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2023 11:18 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2023 11:18 PM (RIvkX)
--weft cut-loop
//////////////////////
Ouch!!! You run a great risk if you allow food critic weft cut-loop into your eating establishment,
Posted by: JM in Florida, now Illinois at August 27, 2023 11:19 PM (Kv0Pe)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2023 11:20 PM (RIvkX)
The article gave the standard advice for what to do if you encounter a bear, including trying to make yourself look bigger to the bear. I'm going to take this as license to take in 25-30,000 calories per day. I'll be starting tomorrow.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 11:20 PM (991eG)
Don't need to ask.
S.S.S.
Shoot, shovel, shut up.
Posted by: buuddhaha at August 27, 2023 11:21 PM (q5d9y)
Posted by: JM in Florida, now Illinois at August 27, 2023 11:21 PM (Kv0Pe)
Posted by: Fat Muldoon at August 27, 2023 11:21 PM (991eG)
I did that successfully with my previous dog, a Shetland Sheepdog. They are smart and easy to train. With my beagle, I take her out on a leash at night and I pray that there haven't been any rabbits near the house. Because if she can smell rabbits that have been there, she can't concentrate on "going".
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 27, 2023 11:22 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2023 11:20 PM (RIvkX)
No wonder I never found it. I always looked on El Camino Real Sunnyvale! Or was that DeNevi's? Tanforan Mall?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 11:23 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 11:23 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: buuddhaha
Same company, they have locations scattered around.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2023 11:24 PM (9U9Km)
Fuck Canada. They let themselves get Rick-Rolled by deep state elites that hate them so much the face of their party is a cosplay commie anal receptive. I wish our northern border was attached to the Arctic. At least the Mexicans can cook fabulous food and generate hot weather girls... Canada? Utterly useless.
Posted by: General Disarray at August 27, 2023 11:25 PM (CFeuy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2023 11:25 PM (RIvkX)
Who, What, When, Where, .... WHY
Did they stop teaching that in J-school?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 27, 2023 11:25 PM (2oS2Y)
Canada? Utterly useless.
Posted by: General Disarray at August 27, 2023 11:25 PM (CFeuy)
__________
Hey! They gave us Celine Dion!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 11:26 PM (MoZTd)
And not just dogs. It also works with teenage runaways. You just scream, "Go potty. Make it sexy!"
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2023 11:26 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2023 11:27 PM (nfrXX)
Interesting article about Israelis investing in Ukrainan real estate, from Haaretz.
The 'mansion in Egypt' report is sketchy but not necessarily false. It's hard to tell. It's possible the 'buyer' is someone with the same name; this happens.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 27, 2023 11:27 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
On the other paw, what kind of civilization would we have if humans were programmed to sleep 5-7 months of the year? It would be the "covid shutdown aftermath" every year.
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2023 11:28 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2023 11:25 PM (RIvkX)
Just kidding, years ago in the CV we could occasionally get the Bay Area tv stations. Always heard the jingles for certain stores.
Bye kids!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 11:28 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 11:26 PM (MoZTd)
Hey! We got rid of Celine Dion, AND Justin Bieber.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2023 11:29 PM (ulG69)
Posted by: Montec at August 27, 2023 11:30 PM (nQppb)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 27, 2023 11:30 PM (2oS2Y)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I guess the hyperphagia makes bears horny, too.
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2023 11:30 PM (DgGvY)
(Buckley being my fat-ass 75 lb Australian Shepherd, mostly black tri-color).
Buckley looked up from his spot on the rug when he heard his name. Sure enough, there was a bear out in the driveway. Much barking and excitedness ensued.
Posted by: Fat Muldoon at August 27, 2023 11:31 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 11:32 PM (991eG)
Another clue: a spokesperp for Little Debbie (one of many brands discontinued) said it was not their decision; the business model is such where the sell to independent wholesalers who then supply grocery stores.
The "independent wholesaler" ordered the discontinuation.
Why Little Debbie didn't approach another "independent wholesaler" for representation is not asked or answered.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 27, 2023 11:32 PM (p8A+W)
The 'mansion in Egypt' report is sketchy but not necessarily false. It's hard to tell. It's possible the 'buyer' is someone with the same name; this happens.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 27, 2023 11:27 PM (/BBNv)
Haaretz won't let me read the article because I run an ad blocker. Fuck them dead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2023 11:32 PM (ulG69)
Posted by: Montec at August 27, 2023 11:32 PM (nQppb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2023 11:32 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 27, 2023 11:32 PM (p8A+W)
I never buy "snack cakes" or other sugary shit like that, so the passing of Little Debbie's products,and that of Bugles, went unknown to me. I did use to buy the odd Stouffer's TV dinner or frozen entree, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2023 11:35 PM (ulG69)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Stay away from the Nextdoor site. Commenters will write a paragraph and not separate the sentences. There will be no periods and no capital letters. They should have learned about sentences by second or third grade.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 27, 2023 11:35 PM (0Htd1)
Diana Ankudinova
https://tinyurl.com/yerzvx7e
Posted by: javems at August 27, 2023 11:35 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Bear ready to hibernate at August 27, 2023 11:35 PM (CFeuy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 11:26 PM (MoZTd)
Dude, I’m standing right here.
Posted by: Justin Bieber at August 27, 2023 11:36 PM (nQppb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 11:26 PM (MoZTd)
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Also, Paul Anka.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2023 11:37 PM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Michael B
You will be missed. Your essay on the causes for WWI was brilliant and the way you can turn a phrase was a thing to behold! Your many, many posts were often gems of reason! Farewell, kind sir and good luck to your future endeavors.
(cough)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 27, 2023 11:38 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2023 11:37 PM (bQKgA)
And The Shat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2023 11:38 PM (ulG69)
Posted by: pookysgirl, disappointed at August 27, 2023 10:21 PM (dtlDP)
I had mine done in my grandmother's kitchen in 1971. My mom and 2 aunts punctured my lobes with a darning needle and a potato. They did try to freeze them a bit to cut down on the bleeding.
I think one lobe got 2 tries and the other got 3. Had to make sure they were even and straight through. My grandfather gave me a shot of whiskey.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 27, 2023 11:38 PM (Mzdiz)
• Canada, due to its low population density makes for expensive distribution of nationally sold brands.
• Repackaging for two languages
• Private (store) label brands are cheaper
Not related to Kleenex:
• people are making healthy food choices.
I'm guessing with inflation and the usual demand destruction taking place globally, people are seeking cheaper alternatives or doing without. At some point the business model doesn't allow for low profitability so they just cut and run.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 27, 2023 11:38 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: The Paolo at August 27, 2023 11:38 PM (x7plP)
I don't know...I don't know... but when your in rehab as he says...your supposed to be focused on that and not making music vids and posting
Wonder who his Sponsor is...
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 27, 2023 11:39 PM (UsQA1)
Supposedly video of this blessed event exists, but as usual the links are getting yanked down as fast as they're getting put up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2023 11:39 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 11:39 PM (991eG)
Posted by: pookysgirl, heading down for some aided sleep at August 27, 2023 10:10 PM (dtlDP)
My step mom and my step-sister had a screaming fight about pierced ears. Mom finally told her that she could get pierced ears when she turned 18 or moved out. Sis eventually moved out and got a job at the local plywood mill.
The old ways are the best.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2023 11:41 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Michael B
You will be missed. Your essay on the causes for WWI was brilliant and the way you can turn a phrase was a thing to behold! Your many, many posts were often gems of reason! Farewell, kind sir and good luck to your future endeavors.
(cough)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Michael B's sage advice over the year saved my marriage and got me out of public housing.
Will be sorely missed. How many lives and marriages will be lost with his leaving over toe fungus ads?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 27, 2023 11:41 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: nerdygirl
i don't get it
Posted by: zombie e e cummings at August 27, 2023 11:41 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at August 27, 2023 11:41 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2023 11:42 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2023 11:42 PM (KFhLj)
This guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQtOId91QwE
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2023 11:32 PM (Bd6X
Yep!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2023 11:42 PM (Angsy)
Is something going on with Little Debbie? They make Nutty Bars. (Which they insisted on renaming something else, of which I will not comply.)
Tell me they aren’t discontinuing this. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2023 11:43 PM (wD5tM)
Hunt them down.
OK, then...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 27, 2023 11:43 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2023 11:44 PM (bQKgA)
Repackaging for two languages
_________
Let us never forget that even among these dark days for America, we don't have to deal with the Quebecois and their incomprehensible gibberish.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 11:44 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2023 11:44 PM (Bd6X8)
Someone needs to sit Ace down and explain to him that toenail fungus ads are killing his blog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2023 11:44 PM (bQKgA)
__________
They'll be replaced by hemorrhoid remedies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 11:45 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Mrs JTB
******
Oh thanks. They may actually be effective vaccines, but miss the key demographic, the premature infants less than 2 years old. I expect approval for that age cohort will be forthcoming within a year.
I was wondering if anyone would set their hair on fire because a Chinese hamster ovary cell culture was used in the production process.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 11:45 PM (991eG)
Now, there's a good amount of boxes that were simply stuck in the closet so I don't have to look at them and will unpack as I see fit. The place looks great, and I have some furniture to move out of storage next weekend, but I'm very happy.
Lucy the Fink freaks out when she can't find me and caterwauls. I hope she doesn't raise the dead tomorrow while I'm at work.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at August 27, 2023 11:46 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Prolapse Paul at August 27, 2023 11:46 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 27, 2023 11:46 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2023 11:46 PM (wD5tM)
Posted by: Cicero
Not to worry, there are changes afoot!
-or-
Ace will step up.
-or-
Something, something - arch enemy.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2023 11:46 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2023 11:47 PM (KFhLj)
https://tinyurl.com/t58k4kek
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2023 11:44 PM (Bd6X
The FBI in action!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2023 11:47 PM (ulG69)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 27, 2023 11:47 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Reunite Pangaea! Send $ Now! at August 27, 2023 11:47 PM (CFeuy)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 11:47 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
What do you call a dinosaur with hemorrhoids?
A BrotoSOREass!
HeyOhhhhhh!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2023 11:48 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Mrs JTB
----
I can't find it.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2023 11:49 PM (NleZG)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2023 11:49 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 11:45 PM (MoZTd)
Troll Paul can get honest work as a model...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2023 11:49 PM (ulG69)
https://tinyurl.com/bdefcajh
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
Yep. He got out of the car on his own, but the medics put him on a stretcher as a precaution. He seems ok though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 27, 2023 11:49 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 10:26 PM (MoZTd)
I met someone who claimed to have air-dropped into Andorra, and claimed his biggest worry was landing in Spain by accident.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2023 11:51 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 11:45 PM (MoZTd)
Troll Paul can get honest work as a model...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Photo shoot is this Tuesday. Hater.
Posted by: Prolapse Paul at August 27, 2023 11:51 PM (R4t5M)
Pee yewww!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2023 11:42 PM (x7plP)
Erin Krakow's boobs.
Worth the wait.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2023 11:51 PM (hv9bm)
We’re just standing here!
Yeah. Blocking the highway. I don’t care what you’re protesting. Unless the bridge is out up ahead, stay the fuck outta the road.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2023 11:52 PM (wD5tM)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Thanks. Someone upthread said there was a Togo's in Tempe. I'll look for on our next Costco run down to the valley.
Hope they're good.
The key to a really good sub is the bread. Penguin Subs in Cedar Mill used buns from Beaverton Bakery. They went out of business when the strip mall they were in remodeled and up'd the rent. I've had ok subs since then, but none that good. Couldn't even if I still lived in the area. Beaverton Bakery went belly-up during Covid.
Posted by: buuddhaha at August 27, 2023 11:52 PM (q5d9y)
Posted by: Kindltot
Or you could parachute into Elizabeth Montgomery.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2023 11:54 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 27, 2023 11:54 PM (VxbvY)
Piker.
Posted by: Bill Gates, Environmentalist Extroadinaire at August 27, 2023 11:55 PM (0Htd1)
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Dam. Maybe they otter apply for government loans.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2023 11:56 PM (bQKgA)
Used to work on the Res. Tribal police brought in some dude that got five tweens, boys and girls, drunk and raped all five of them. Had to be intubated and flown out because he had a lefort 3 fracture - that's where your entire face detaches from your skull - collapsed lung broken pelvis and generally looked like he had fallen off a 10-story building in front of a semi truck. Police said he fell down the stairs at the police station.
The tribal police station is a single story.
Much high-fiving around the ED.
Posted by: Dr Smith-Jones at August 27, 2023 11:56 PM (CFeuy)
They have a store locator on their website, you can get the address from there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2023 11:57 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2023 11:57 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon'
Israeli real estate is crazy expensive and in-country investment is limited so people invest in developments elsewhere. Ukraine delivered pretty well and became a 'thing' so people piled on. A Hasidic 'sect' (?) buried a rabbi in Uman and now it's a serious pilgrimage site with apartments renting/selling for absolutely outrageous sums. I saw a lot of Hasidics in Warsaw last time.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 27, 2023 11:57 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Reunite
*******
KT's Saturday thread before the Gardening Thread.
@272, 273 and 281
starts here
https://is.gd/lGU6dA
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 11:58 PM (991eG)
retro-lust
Posted by: mnw at August 27, 2023 11:58 PM (NLIak)
Yep! I'm no longer sleeping six feet below ground! I can see the beach and the Sound and the West Point Lighthouse and the ferries from my bed!
So very thankful.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at August 27, 2023 11:58 PM (35jYC)
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Store locator? Website? What manner of witchery is this?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2023 11:58 PM (bQKgA)
So very thankful.
How nice, it's like you've got your very own sniper's nest.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2023 11:59 PM (Bd6X8)
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Stay clear of the ferries.
Posted by: Wendy Darling at August 28, 2023 12:00 AM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2023 12:00 AM (NleZG)
In the quest for a good sandwich much is allowed that might otherwise be considered... unnatural.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 28, 2023 12:00 AM (Bd6X8)
******
I laughed...
Posted by: Muldoon'
Honestly, as asinine as the real reasons were for WWI a major cause might as well have been toe fungus.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 12:00 AM (/BBNv)
Dreaming about the things that we could be
But baby, I've been, I've been praying hard
Said, "No more counting dollars, we'll be, we'll be counting stars..."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2023 12:01 AM (TGPs7)
pressed. I plan on having one for my birthday (soon), yes I'm a virgo.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 12:01 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2023 12:01 AM (MeG8a)
Whoa! Too much info...oh, virgo.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 28, 2023 12:02 AM (Angsy)
Black granite, wind blows
Fire lake and far flame
Go now but come again
Dark clouds gather 'round
Will I run or stand my ground...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2023 12:04 AM (TGPs7)
Germany/Austro-Hungary needed to sit down and STFU. Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got 'till it's gone?
Posted by: mnw at August 28, 2023 12:04 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Michael Bolton at August 28, 2023 12:05 AM (llON8)
In: Build Large Mansions for Ukrainian Presidents
Posted by: Chuck C at August 28, 2023 12:06 AM (xttsV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 12:07 AM (ulG69)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 28, 2023 12:07 AM (991eG)
Snipers nest! If only I had roof access, a suppressed AR and a night scope..... punks drag racing down the beach would be the ones being terrorized!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at August 28, 2023 12:08 AM (35jYC)
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You jest, but tomorrow there will be a void in the very soul of the HQ. A void so wide and so deep that it cannot be filled with puns, boobs, dating advice or Michelle Fields jokes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2023 12:08 AM (bQKgA)
https://tinyurl.com/t58k4kek
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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That was refreshing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2023 12:09 AM (1a0ym)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2023 12:09 AM (hv9bm)
Look out Miss Lottie Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Yes, that line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky's
Back in town
Look out Old Mack is back!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2023 12:10 AM (TGPs7)
So very thankful.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan
Sounds beautiful. Congratulations.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 28, 2023 12:10 AM (0Htd1)
WTF???
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2023 12:09 AM (hv9bm)
Chinese hamster ovary cells.
Chinese hamster ovaries sell.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 12:12 AM (ulG69)
I get the feeling the tribe in that area gets a few bucks from Burning Man and doesn't want their revenue stream messed with.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 28, 2023 12:12 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 27, 2023 11:38 PM (Mzdiz)
You make it sound like they took out your appendix. "Yep, bit of a scar. Granma wasn't so sure where it was exactly and had to fish a bit. Apparently pigs are different."
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 12:12 AM (xhaym)
https://tinyurl.com/t58k4kek
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Omg! That's hilarious
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at August 28, 2023 12:14 AM (35jYC)
Posted by: Reunite
Sheesh!
Ending a sentence in preposition.
Be better.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2023 12:14 AM (hv9bm)
Much like Federal Marshals, even the good ones are mean bastards....
Posted by: Dr Smith-Jones at August 28, 2023 12:14 AM (CFeuy)
We'll have a real good time
Save your cryin' for the day
That may not come
But anyone who had to pay
Would laugh at you and say
Fool if you think it's over
'Cause you said goodbye...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2023 12:14 AM (TGPs7)
So very thankful.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan
Are up out of tsunami range?
Posted by: javems at August 28, 2023 12:15 AM (AmoqO)
I like thick black rye. They suggest letting it get slightly stale or heating in a slow oven for a while. All the better to soak up the butter when grilling in the pan. Conversely they suggest sealing the meat up in aluminum foil with a few sprinkles of water and sort of steaming it before assembly. Finally, use a good heavy press.
For my part, it needs really fresh, really hot Horseradish, the kind that makes your eyes water and clears the sinus.
And then there are the sides. I like good pickles, and maybe french fries. Since I’m not that motivated to make Reubens and french fries, I might settle for sour cream and onion potato chips. Maybe BBQ flavored chips? Possibly some cole slaw or potato salad.
It might be the best sandwich, arguably. Gotta be made just so.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2023 12:15 AM (wD5tM)
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You jest, but tomorrow there will be a void in the very soul of the HQ. A void so wide and so deep that it cannot be filled with puns, boobs, dating advice or Michelle Fields jokes.
Posted by: Cicero
(a lone tear falls down cheek)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2023 12:15 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Dr Smith-Jones at August 28, 2023 12:15 AM (CFeuy)
*******
So, get this, it's pretty straightforward. You take a hamster. Not just any hamster, a frigging Chinese hamster. And it's got to be a female Chinese hamster so that you can harvest its ovaries. These Chinese female ovaries are then blended in a blender to enable you to extract some of the Chinese hamster ovary cells. The Chinese female hamster ovary cells are then grown in a vat full of nutrients so that they can continue to live outside the Chinese hamster. The cells grown in this vat are fed nutrients, and then infused with a batch of lab-grown DNA strands that code for an RSV protein. The Chinese hamster ovary cells in the broth then spin out a bunch of RSSV protein which is injected into humans. Presto ipso change-o, vaccine.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 28, 2023 12:16 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2023 12:15 AM (wD5tM)
What am I, chopped liver?
https://youtu.be/IR52siQmN1s?si=_0gtEO314lAs21kB
Posted by: Cuban Sandwich at August 28, 2023 12:17 AM (ulG69)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2023 12:17 AM (NleZG)
Supposedly video of this blessed event exists, but as usual the links are getting yanked down as fast as they're getting put up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2023 11:39 PM (Bd6X
on odysee
https://tinyurl.com/3bxxe3cz
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 12:18 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 28, 2023 12:18 AM (BLOW1)
A Reuben and a Cuban walk into a bar...
Where they get eaten by a shifts worth of Tribal Police.
The End.
Posted by: Dr Smith-Jones at August 28, 2023 12:19 AM (CFeuy)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 28, 2023 12:18 AM (BLOW1)
So, Pixy, any thoughts on cryptpad?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 28, 2023 12:20 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 28, 2023 12:18 AM (BLOW1)
Pixy gets the coole hash of the night award.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 12:21 AM (ulG69)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 28, 2023 12:16 AM (991eG)
Well. Yeah.
Everyone gets that.
But what about the Taiwanese hamsters?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2023 12:22 AM (hv9bm)
Monsters walking ‘cross the floor
I love counting
Counting to the number four
Oh you’re counting
Counting with me
To one less than five
And one more than three...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2023 12:23 AM (TGPs7)
Supposedly video of this blessed event exists, but as usual the links are getting yanked down as fast as they're getting put up
Will they offer the videos on pay-per-view?
I hope the climate protesters pictures wind up on the back of milk cartons.
Posted by: Chuck C at August 28, 2023 12:23 AM (xttsV)
Posted by: Dr Smith-Jones at August 28, 2023 12:23 AM (CFeuy)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 28, 2023 12:25 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 12:25 AM (lCaJd)
Mothers, tell your daughters, - these are women to be placed on a pedestal. And abortion is free!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 28, 2023 12:25 AM (KVGVf)
https://www.bitchute.com
/video/tkO7q3whx2PE/
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 12:26 AM (xhaym)
A long day here
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2023 12:26 AM (hv9bm)
armyhistory.org/u-s-and-german-field-artillery-in-
world-war-ii-a-comparison/
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2023 12:27 AM (KAi1n)
I for one am tired of the bear that visits almost every night. This dikhed knows how to get into my vehicles. Gotta keep them locked...
Dikhed bears...go sleep already!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2023 12:29 AM (FVUBB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2023 12:30 AM (63Dwl)
Pixy gets the coole hash of the night award.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 12:21 AM (ulG69)
Pixy's hash used to be (PiXy!).
* checks archives *
.....back in Nov 2021.
I think someone in Australia may be tuning the hash table.
Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2023 12:31 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Buddy Holly at August 28, 2023 12:32 AM (wu87C)
Used to work EMS Oakland Ca. back in the 80's. There was supposed to be this GRAND REVITILIZATION of the downtown which ended up as massive pits in the ground due to the fact that the Russian Money posting these constructions suddenly went away.
Yet still there were the pits...and OPD used these pits to drive down into with the occasional Paddy wagon containing various arrestees who were in need of "Anger Management."
And it is told that they came out of the pits very less angry and very more..."cooperative" on their way to the jailhouse.
Back when LAWS were LAWS and you did not "F" with the local PD...especially in Oakland Ca.
Now it's an effin jungle.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2023 12:34 AM (UsQA1)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/tkO7q3whx2PE/
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 12:26 AM (xhaym)
They should not only arrest all the eco-terrorists, but they should douse all there signs, camp chairs, and other combustible belongings with gasoline, and burn them right on the spot. Then bring in a set of cutting torches, and cut that trailer/barricade into small pieces, and load them into a truck to haul away for scrap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 12:35 AM (ulG69)
One the one hand, living in the city means no bears breaking into my car. On the other hand, humans . . . .
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 28, 2023 12:36 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2023 12:30 AM (63Dwl)
Who was cruisin' for a lubin' from a beefsteak Cuban.
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2023 12:37 AM (emlEe)
Lighthouses are so cool. Sounds really nice.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 28, 2023 12:37 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 12:35 AM (ulG69)
Eventually one of these is going to get really nasty.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 12:38 AM (xhaym)
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Sounds wonderful
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2023 12:40 AM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 12:38 AM (xhaym)
A few dead Commies would never hurt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 12:41 AM (ulG69)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 12:41 AM (ulG69)
And the next step is the commies start firebombing SUV's in the traffic jam. Or armed robbery.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 12:42 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Tom c at August 28, 2023 12:43 AM (wW832)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2023 12:42 AM (xhaym)
Then they get shot in the face by armed drivers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 12:44 AM (ulG69)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 12:46 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2023 12:49 AM (FVUBB)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2023 12:50 AM (7cJE3)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2023 12:51 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 12:46 AM (xTRSc)
Maybe not.
Posted by: Cryogenics at August 28, 2023 12:51 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 12:52 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at August 28, 2023 12:52 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2023 12:54 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 12:55 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2023 12:57 AM (UsQA1)
That’s where people who needed a little “tune up” got their mind right before heading off to jail.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2023 12:58 AM (wD5tM)
Dikhed bears...go sleep already!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 28, 2023 12:29 AM (FVUBB)
Arguing with bears only works if you have a rifle. Otherwise... well, the bear is gonna win.
When I lived on Government Hill in Anchorage, the black bears would scale the 6 foot high fence and come into the back yard, scare hell out of the dogs (who ran inside through the doggie door), knock my outdoor shelves around, dig up the garden, take a nice big dump, and then leave.
I would let them. It's illegal to shoot them in the city. Except if you are in danger of death. And we weren't so we didn't.
Fuzzy little black bastards.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2023 12:58 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2023 12:58 AM (wD5tM)
The hickory shampoo.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2023 12:59 AM (LOVUx)
He and John Dean should write a book.
Fools will storm Barnes & Noble.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2023 12:59 AM (7cJE3)
Ending a sentence in preposition.
Be better.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2023 12:14 AM (hv9bm)
That is the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put!
Posted by: Average Guy at August 28, 2023 01:02 AM (lPHZZ)
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According to a new report in the Wall Street Journal on Friday, Rite Aid Corp (RAD.N) in making preparations to file for bankruptcy in the coming weeks, as the company is mired in lawsuits over its alleged role in offering prescription opioids for sale to the public.
--SNIP--
Rite Aid, along with other pharmacy chains, is presently a defendant in lawsuits which allege their overprescription of opioid painkillers contributed to the opioid crisis in the United States.
In March, the US Department of Justice sued Rite Aid, accusing the pharmacy chain of illegally filling hundreds of thousands of prescriptions for various prescription drugs, including opioids, in spite of clear "red flags" the company should have noticed.
In addition, all around the country, state and local governments are suing the company similarly. So far, similar lawsuits around the country against other pharmacies, drugmakers, and distributors have generated settlements regarding similar allegations which have totaled over $50 billion.
--SNIP--
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2023 01:02 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 01:02 AM (xTRSc)
Well then my brother...the next night this happens...drape yourself in sausage links before stepping outside and as soon as the bear charges you...3 or 4 deer slugs from your 12 guage should end that problem.
Then you can go inside and cook up those links and have a beer to celebrate.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2023 01:06 AM (UsQA1)
But what if I say:
Boobs!
We’ll see if that spices things up a bit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 01:15 AM (xTRSc)
The question is forming as to if we are going to be nothing more than bystanders watching the proverbial house burn to the ground while the Democrap handlers push us back and tell us to keep away for our own safety...
Tic Toc...Tic Toc
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2023 01:16 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 01:16 AM (xTRSc)
We’ll see if that spices things up a bit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 01:15 AM (xTRSc)
I'm tired of talking about The Biden Crime Family, Inc.
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2023 01:17 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2023 01:20 AM (UsQA1)
I'm wondering something.
What ever became of Broseidon?
Also a guy who called himself Brother-something? He was taking care of his dad, who passed away.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 01:20 AM (lCaJd)
If not, you’re Doing It Wrong
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2023 01:22 AM (wD5tM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 01:23 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 01:23 AM (43xH1)
WTF. Oh well.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 01:26 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 01:28 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: 123 Main Street, Anytown USA at August 28, 2023 01:31 AM (WVRZF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2023 01:31 AM (ulG69)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 01:34 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Dude, it's like this. You have a great game on your office computer you want to play for a bit at the end of the day. You know, a four-hour 20 minutes. Then you remember the project you need to get done by 9 a.m. so there you are, at the office at 0123.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2023 01:34 AM (KAi1n)
Dude, it's like this. You have a great game on your office computer you want to play for a bit at the end of the day. You know, a four-hour 20 minutes. Then you remember the project you need to get done by 9 a.m. so there you are, at the office at 0123.
Posted by: SFGoth
+++++++++++
Now DAT'S conscientious.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 01:35 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 01:37 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 01:39 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Nah. Bad-outcome avoidance can be a powerfully-motivating force.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2023 01:40 AM (KAi1n)
Kinda like how Darrin Stevens would get some spell put on him by Endora, but Samantha (mmmmm…
would find a way to explain it away by saying it was part of the latest ad campaign.Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 01:44 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 01:45 AM (xTRSc)
https://tinyurl.com/2dftd8ha
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 01:53 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 01:54 AM (MOY79)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 01:55 AM (xTRSc)
I work nights anyway so I have no set schedule when I have a night off at the supermarket. I'm on an anywhere from 7-9 hours time difference for a lot of my correspondence, so when working on a project I'm often working in US in the 'middle of the night'. It's about 8AM in Europe right now.
I can work at home, but Cats! Distractions! Projects! It's why I got the separate office. Here, I'll show a picture. Give me a minute.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 01:57 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 02:00 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2023 01:45 AM (xTRSc)
-
https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 28, 2023 02:01 AM (adINt)
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 02:04 AM (43xH1)
I tried driving but that didn't seem any safer! Anyone out in the middle of the night is likely drunk and/or high and/or up to no good, and I've nearly been T-boned, wrecked, or hit at high speed multiple times. So I typically walk, it gives me more avoidance options.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 02:08 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: 13times at August 28, 2023 02:10 AM (e8iei)
Posted by: 13times'
? I didn't post anything like that.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 02:12 AM (43xH1)
Apparently the vaulted Aspriris health care conglomerate can't find him a spot for rehab. Well then then what the f$%^ good are they?
I'll work on it tomorrow, they apparently suck.
Posted by: Farmer at August 28, 2023 02:12 AM (a8Bg6)
Posted by: 13times at August 28, 2023 02:13 AM (e8iei)
https://tinyurl.com/2dftd8ha
Posted by: LenNeal
It's missing a pinball machine and a Missile Command Arcade. My office is DoD vintage. Last updated after 9/11. No pics. DoD frowns on that.
Posted by: Puddleglum is off tonight at August 28, 2023 02:13 AM (sAmhv)
What ever became of Broseidon?
Also a guy who called himself Brother-something? He was taking care of his dad, who passed away.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
++++++++++++
Cavill, that was it. Brother Cavill.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 02:13 AM (lCaJd)
It is! I opened all the windows in the house and turned on some fans.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 02:14 AM (43xH1)
We have a game console with vintage games, but no Missile Command. All the Pac-Mans, Galaga, 'pedes, Space Invaders, etc. No pinball. Probably too noisy and everyone would be on it all the time.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 02:21 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 28, 2023 02:31 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 02:31 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 28, 2023 02:35 AM (a4EWo)
Looks like the barricaders bumped into the Paiute.
USFS planted solar powered cameras near King Lear Peak and surrounds at least twenty+ years ago.
Been mock-strafed and bombing runned on the playa by hot shot pilots out of Fallon AFB.
Posted by: 13times at August 28, 2023 02:37 AM (re0EP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2023 02:39 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 27, 2023 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
That might be the best Mark Dice clip ever. Thanks for the recommendation.
Posted by: m at August 28, 2023 02:41 AM (Dz9Qm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 28, 2023 02:35 AM (a4EWo)
Oh, Debby! You are in our thoughts.
Posted by: m at August 28, 2023 02:42 AM (Dz9Qm)
Most likely Broseiden is doing what he always does, which is making terrible life choices.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
+++++++++
[sad face]
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 02:46 AM (lCaJd)
Debby, I'm so sorry to hear that. You are in my thoughts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2023 02:48 AM (lCaJd)
I've managed to entangle myself personally in Balkan Politics. I'll be the judge of what constitutes a terrible life choice!
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 02:53 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 01:23 AM (43xH1)
That was me, thanks. Now, back to sleep.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 28, 2023 02:55 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2023 02:56 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 28, 2023 02:57 AM (jmJMR)
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 02:58 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 28, 2023 02:35 AM (a4EWo)
St. Joseph, patron of a holy death, hold Debbie's husband in the palm of your hand while he passes unto that ineffable space wherein he will see the Holy Face and rejoice in his arrival.
Mary, Mother of God, send consolation and relief to Debbie and her children upon the passing of her dear husband, and recommend her spirit unto God who rains down Grace from Heaven.
Amen.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 28, 2023 03:00 AM (LOVUx)
tinyurl.com/4sxr453z
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 01:54 AM (MOY79)
Thanks, Skip!
Posted by: m at August 28, 2023 03:01 AM (Dz9Qm)
Hope his path is straightforward.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 03:04 AM (43xH1)
If not, you’re Doing It Wrong
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2023 01:22 AM (wD5tM)
And pickles?
Posted by: m at August 28, 2023 03:08 AM (Dz9Qm)
https://tinyurl.com/mshynjcm
Posted by: LenNeal at August 28, 2023 03:13 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2023 03:28 AM (GzDfN)
New hotness: "There are some unique complexities."
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2023 11:16 PM (DgGvY)
_________
Sounds like Leftist Magic Eight Ball.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2023 11:17 PM (MoZTd)
; )
Posted by: m at August 28, 2023 03:35 AM (Dz9Qm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2023 03:35 AM (omVj0)
https://is.gd/L4fMj5
Seems Colorado wants to reintroduce grey wolves back into the wild, but nobody will sell them wild (trapped) wolves for re-release and it's against the law for them to release wolves born and raised in captivity because they may not have the skills necessary to tell a deer from a cow. Or something along those lines.
Ask Wyoming ranchers how they feel about reintroducing wolves.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 27, 2023 11:15 PM (991eG)
Good opportunity for the three wolf moon t-shirt.
Posted by: m at August 28, 2023 03:39 AM (Dz9Qm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2023 03:46 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023 03:48 AM (MOY79)
I'd have guessed a little later. I was 13 in 1973. I remember they showed that video (they weren't called videos yet) of her on the horse half naked on one of her variety shows.
It left a mark.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2023 03:51 AM (GzDfN)
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2023
***
Same here; time to change, stretch, and work out. We actually got clouds yesterday afternoon and into the evening. Possibly the late afternoon heat didn't build up as high as it has recently; the early morning may not be as bad.
May.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2023 03:51 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Suspicious Mind at August 27, 2023 10:29 PM (83IzV)
hmm
Posted by: m at August 28, 2023 03:54 AM (Dz9Qm)
I'd have guessed a little later. I was 13 in 1973. I remember they showed that video (they weren't called videos yet) of her on the horse half naked on one of her variety shows.
It left a mark.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2023
***
The song played on Top 40 radio in the first half of '73, but she may not have done the video until later. I seem to recall that Sonny & Cher, and the Smothers Brothers, on their shows both pioneered what came to be called music videos later -- an animated version of Melanie's "Brand New Key" is a flickering memory for me.
I don't recall seeing the Cher "Half Breed" video until very recently, or it would have left a mark on me too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2023 03:55 AM (omVj0)
https://tinyurl.com/yc6vxk7h
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 27, 2023 10:11 PM (2oS2Y)
Guy #1: Yeah, I did it, and I'm glad I did it.
Girl #1: Wait, crying didn't get me out of here?!
Guy #2: What PLANET am I on?! And how'd I get this neck tattoo?
Posted by: pookysgirl, interpreting mugshots at August 27, 2023 10:15 PM (dtlDP)
LOL
Posted by: m at August 28, 2023 04:04 AM (Dz9Qm)
Posted by: m at August 28, 2023 04:08 AM (Dz9Qm)
fastidious.
Posted by: madam at August 28, 2023 04:47 AM (TMZ41)
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