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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (8/23/23) Not A Girthy Edition
Quote I ‘They’ve been in touch, at least with me and the State Department, to try to expedite things and get a new passport. Keep my fingers crossed and, hopefully, everything will work itself out.’ Donato Frattaroli
Quote II This is a big day because, as of right now, Fyre Festival 2 tickets are officially on sale. It has been the absolute wildest journey to get here, and it really all started during the seven-month stint in solitary confinement. I wrote out this 50-page plan of how it would take this overall interest and demand in Fyre and how it would take my ability to bring people from around the world together to make the impossible happen." Felon Billy McFarland
Quote III He said: ‘The weather conditions changed quite quickly whenever we were getting into the water. It wasn’t so bad once you got through the waves.’Phil Harris, a competitor from Co Down,
Quote IV "Annus is without doubt a dangerous sexual predator and we welcome his conviction and sentencing.
PC Jay Laughton, of the Kirklees District Child Safeguarding Team
Unlike most Hollywood actors/actresses who are on strike. This actress said, The show must go on!
The deadly Hurricane Hillary devastated large parts of Southern California this week – but one adult star thought it was decent enough weather to have sex in. Despite the storm killing one, flooding huge swathes of land, starting an earthquake and causing untold chaos, Cami Strella was spotted filming an X-rated scene in the full blown downpours.
Yours truly hosts this upcoming weekend's Hobby Thread. Just a little heads up: There are hobbies which are much safer. That is all.
Pittsburgh area man who is deaf and blind receives service dog
Rich McGann recently received the dog
You may be receiving a time to "reset". You still are: Tonight's Genius Award Winner.
RACINE — A man who racked up 51 charges in five different cases connected to his proclivity for fleeing from the police was in Racine County Circuit Court on Friday for sentencing. Cameron Davis, 22, ultimately pleaded guilty to car theft, fleeing/eluding with property damage, resisting arrest, endangering safety, possession of marijuana and felony bail jumping. The reduced number of charges was the result of a negotiated settlement with the Racine County DA’s Office.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Theft Deterrence Devices.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. No shoes, no shirt, no pants, no lingerie, no problem. Goodnight.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 23, 2023 10:00 PM (k1Qly)
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Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:02 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 10:02 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:02 PM (Angsy)
Thanks Bud!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 23, 2023 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Once it's out in the world, there's no telling what kind of havoc it will cause...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2023 10:03 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 10:05 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 23, 2023 10:05 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 23, 2023 10:05 PM (ZoSzo)
Marvin Heemeyer probably classifies as both a Genius Award Winner and Feel Good Story of the Day...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2023 10:06 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2023 10:06 PM (IG4Id)
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This is a sign from God. Run, Donatto, run!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 23, 2023 10:06 PM (FVME7)
Cameron Davis, 22, ultimately pleaded guilty to car theft, fleeing/eluding with property damage, resisting arrest, endangering safety, possession of marijuana and felony bail jumping.
RAY-SEEN? I thought this was RACING county!
Posted by: probably not Cameron Davis at August 23, 2023 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 23, 2023 10:08 PM (FVME7)
Evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 23, 2023 10:09 PM (lCaJd)
@11: "I'm not so certain our urban yutes even know what it is."
Surely, some hipster bar somewhere uses fried spam as a Bloody Mary garnish.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 23, 2023 10:10 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 23, 2023 10:10 PM (u/nTb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2023 10:11 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 23, 2023 10:11 PM (vHIgi)
Once it's out in the world, there's no telling what kind of havoc it will cause...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2023 10:03 PM (BpYfr)
. . . Between two slices of bread, with dead fresh sliced tomato and mayonnaise. This is the way.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 10:11 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 23, 2023 10:12 PM (I/Qkd)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 23, 2023 10:12 PM (3FiQa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310
I looked all over Home Depot, but I didn’t see anything …
Posted by: Adriane the Easily Confused Critic . . . at August 23, 2023 10:12 PM (jonTH)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
No doubt - the pony-tailed effete poseurs. And don't call me Shirley.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 10:12 PM (x7plP)
And i remembered a good word today. caltrop.
Must consider how to include this into defense of the cave of Diogenes.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 23, 2023 10:12 PM (hv9bm)
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He is well named and go to the link to see his face which would scare a gorilla.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 23, 2023 10:12 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 23, 2023 10:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 23, 2023 10:12 PM (3FiQa)
Posted by: DB - for what it's worth at August 23, 2023 10:12 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 23, 2023 10:11 PM (vHIgi)
Filipino grocery store?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:13 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2023 10:11 PM (ybIRR)
I remember when it happened, it was one of those things. There was an emoji and everything.
Not much you can do with an armored Caterpillar. He dropped it into a cellar hole.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 10:13 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 23, 2023 10:13 PM (BqPUE)
Yeah, I know, I was just having fun. I didn't watch it. I'm looking forward to seeing whatever happened between Race and Rama.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 23, 2023 10:14 PM (I/Qkd)
Yes, the Knights of Spamalot is my tenuous connection to staying on-topic with the ONT.
Posted by: TRex at August 23, 2023 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
slice it into straws and fry it a bit, and add it to french fries
Now, it is not good in egg flour soup. Use mashed up corned beef in egg flour soup.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 10:16 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2023 10:16 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 23, 2023 10:16 PM (BqPUE)
Love both photos. Our glorious flag in a spiral is timeless. And that beautiful shot of red rocks and blue and white mountains is breathtaking!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 23, 2023 10:16 PM (iR1lM)
Lol.
Have you see the documentaries about Fyre Festival 1?!? Shitshow does not do it justice.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 23, 2023 10:16 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2023 10:17 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 23, 2023 10:17 PM (vHIgi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 23, 2023 10:18 PM (BqPUE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 23, 2023 10:18 PM (MoZTd)
-"How do we stop people from stealing our nice acrylic boxes?"
-- "Maybe if we stuff Spam in them..."
Posted by: Store Clerk at August 23, 2023 10:18 PM (puXL4)
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I'd like to go but I'm sending all my money to a Nigerian prince.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 10:18 PM (bQKgA)
2oz cheap vodka
9oz tomato juice
2tsp worchestershire
1tsp Frank's hot sauce
1tsp horseradish
shake of celery seed and black pepper
an ice cube
serve me a drink with the salad bar and seafood shoved in and you will get it back the hard way.
Posted by: Auspex at August 23, 2023 10:19 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: eleven
It’s great for people who aren’t ready to go full nihilism !
Posted by: Adriane the Easily Confused Critic . . . at August 23, 2023 10:19 PM (jonTH)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 23, 2023 10:05 PM (I/Qkd)
Being white? Sure is.
Posted by: Kill the Boer, kill the farmer ring any bells? at August 23, 2023 10:19 PM (fhX0j)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 23, 2023 10:16 PM (KFhLj)
From the hippest destination concert in the world to a tent city that would disgrace a relocation camp. Oooh, where do I sign for a chance at that?
Also "I thought a lot about new business investment opportunity this while I was in prison for defrauding my customers" is not the best elevator pitch
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 10:19 PM (xhaym)
I feel.... untethered to reality. And a bit hungry for it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 23, 2023 10:19 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2023 10:17 PM (iziT
Nope I'm balls to the walls with that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 23, 2023 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2023 10:19 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 23, 2023 10:17 PM (vHIgi)
Or Sikh smoke shop?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:20 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Nigerian Prince at August 23, 2023 10:20 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2023 10:20 PM (8fpTj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 10:21 PM (bQKgA)
2oz cheap vodka
9oz tomato juice
2tsp worchestershire
1tsp Frank's hot sauce
1tsp horseradish
shake of celery seed and black pepper
an ice cube
serve me a drink with the salad bar and seafood shoved in and you will get it back the hard way.
Posted by: Auspex at August 23, 2023 10:19 PM (j4U/Z)
Lighten up
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 23, 2023 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 23, 2023 10:21 PM (e6UQI)
Or Sikh smoke shop?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:20 PM (Angsy)
Sikh and ye shall find
Posted by: A dagger in your liver at August 23, 2023 10:22 PM (fhX0j)
I feel.... untethered to reality. And a bit hungry for it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 23, 2023 10:19 PM (Q4IgG)
I think we sent a few cans of that to late MIL. That's all she wanted, Spam, oatmeal, and pancake mix.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:22 PM (Angsy)
And i remembered a good word today. caltrop.
Must consider how to include this into defense of the cave of Diogenes.
Posted by: Diogenes
Bonus is that making them at home will really force you to refine your welding craft!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 23, 2023 10:22 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Sikh Bodegas Inc. at August 23, 2023 10:23 PM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 10:21 PM (bQKgA)
Funny, not a lot of stealing of Faggots in Gravy.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:24 PM (Angsy)
Must consider how to include this into defense of the cave of Diogenes.
Posted by: Diogenes
Caltrops go on the road to your abode, not inside the hide.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2023 10:25 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2023 10:19 PM (ybIRR)
Because she had spent five hours screaming, or because she had finally had been sedated and one of the staffers called to make the concession?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 10:25 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2023 10:25 PM (8fpTj)
It occurs to me there are 2 problems with this statement...
1) Into the Spiderverse movies are throwback movies - the basic plot would fit in a movie from 20 years ago. Yes the main hero is...black? Hispanic? Something like that? But...he's not some woke asshole or Captain Karen
2) The Into Spiderverse movies are more "alternate dimension" movies then superhero movies. Yes, it does feature different versions of Spiderman, but the interesting part isn't that its Spiderman - it assumes the audience fully understands the basic story of Spiderman - the focus is on the different spidermen/women themselves.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 10:25 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Musik Kal at August 23, 2023 10:26 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 10:27 PM (5xURv)
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Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom produced Prisoners In Love while in prison in The Producers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 23, 2023 10:27 PM (FVME7)
Trump said that they had been partying since 5PM so the answer is vodka.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2023 10:27 PM (ybIRR)
Mis.Hum your ONTs are always girthy. Enjoy your next days off, and go catch a fish or two...😜
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 23, 2023 10:28 PM (FVUBB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 10:28 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 10:27 PM (5xURv)
Yes but they'll only make it three steps out the door before the Semtex in the lid explodes.
Posted by: THAT is how to deter shoplifting at August 23, 2023 10:28 PM (fhX0j)
Still pretty salty.
You have to fry the slices.
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Yup. In fact my wife bought a sleeve of "singles", sort of like those pouches of tuna or chicken, back during the covid days. Best with a bit of crunch on the outside.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 23, 2023 10:29 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: THAT is how to deter shoplifting at August 23, 2023 10:28 PM (fhX0j
Now that's well cooked!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 10:29 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2023 10:30 PM (8fpTj)
Posted by: Mover AND Shaker at August 23, 2023 10:30 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 23, 2023 10:30 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 10:30 PM (bQKgA)
How big is the online market for gently used spam?
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at August 23, 2023 10:30 PM (am630)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2023 10:31 PM (RIvkX)
The basic idea is that if you buy a ticket from or to a poorer airport you can often get a cheaper ticket. And the "to" part is the more interesting one. Say you want to fly from LA to NYC. Sometimes you can get a cheaper ticket if you actually book a ticket from LA to say Columbus with a lay over in NYC and then just...not catch that last leg.
Airlines HATE this. And they will cancel tickets and potentially even ban you if you do it. I almost ran into this scenario once by accident just trying to avoid a long layover.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 10:32 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2023 10:32 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 23, 2023 10:27 PM (FVME7)
OF. Not "in."
Posted by: Only the Nathan Lane version would be faggy like that at August 23, 2023 10:32 PM (fhX0j)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 23, 2023 10:33 PM (2qkdA)
I checked Ebay and there are pages and pages of people selling it.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 10:33 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 10:30 PM (bQKgA)
I feel like this was in some movie in the 80s. Some Ahnold dystopian flick where anti-shoplifting involved machine gun mounts and live grenades.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 10:34 PM (5xURv)
Townhall.com
@townhallcom
VIVEK: "I'm the only person on the stage who isn't bought and paid for, so I can say this. The climate change agenda is a hoax!"
*boos*
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Sumbitch had the affrontery to tell the truth!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 23, 2023 10:34 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2023 10:34 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 10:32 PM (lc5cP)
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The problems are, it only works on one-way flights and you can't check your bags.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 10:34 PM (bQKgA)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 10:34 PM (V13WU)
At least it won't be so dusty there this year.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 23, 2023 10:34 PM (xxG/v)
Yeah, putting Spam inside will keep the boxes safe.
Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2023 10:35 PM (ptElO)
Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2023 10:35 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 10:34 PM (V13WU
I thought fun was illegal here?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 10:35 PM (5xURv)
Must consider how to include this into defense of the cave of Diogenes.
Posted by: Diogenes
Easy to make with 2 nails too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 23, 2023 10:35 PM (2qkdA)
So the funny thing here is that Pence did have a path to victory in 2024. If he tried to stop the Steal in '20 and the fought for election reform since then he'd be a serious candidate. Of course most of the others have a similiar story - Haley could have stopped them from tearing down statues, Christie could have told Obama off instead of making out with him on that beach and so on...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 10:38 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Auto Autist at August 23, 2023 10:38 PM (83IzV)
*boos*
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That got booed?
Totally legit GOP primary audience you got there, Fox.
Posted by: Methos at August 23, 2023 10:38 PM (Dnobf)
I think it's how the Deep State is paying their troops until they're needed, by letting them loot.
Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2023 10:38 PM (ptElO)
Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2023 10:34 PM (iziT
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It's only "low sodium" compared to the regular, full strength sodium SPAM...It's still twice as salty as a box of Morton's Iodized Salt.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2023 10:38 PM (BpYfr)
*boos*
God gawd...the masses have obviously bought into this crap. Having said that, I'm sure that this was a selected audience.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 23, 2023 10:39 PM (Xrfse)
@townhallcom
VIVEK: "I'm the only person on the stage who isn't bought and paid for, so I can say this. The climate change agenda is a hoax!"
*boos*
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Sumbitch had the affrontery to tell the truth!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 23, 20
I like the way he states it. Doesn’t deny the climate changes- of course it does. But calls out the cc agenda which obviously is a hoax.
Posted by: LASue at August 23, 2023 10:39 PM (VPuca)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2023 10:39 PM (8fpTj)
Posted by: Auto Autist
Marisa Tomei would have nailed it in one.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 10:40 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 10:40 PM (WF/xn)
*boos*
God gawd...the masses have obviously bought into this crap. Having said that, I'm sure that this was a selected audience.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 23, 2023 10:39 PM (Xrfse
Fox is after that far more superior left leaning news watching crowd. They saw CNNs numbers and they want some of that sweet pie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 10:41 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Thar She Blows! at August 23, 2023 10:41 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 10:41 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 23, 2023 10:41 PM (Xrfse)
I'd've thunk the label on the can would be sufficient.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 23, 2023 10:41 PM (klJTj)
@townhallcom
VIVEK: "I'm the only person on the stage who isn't bought and paid for, so I can say this. The climate change agenda is a hoax!"
*boos*
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Was the audience 100% masked-up? I'm betting yes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 10:41 PM (bQKgA)
Which stooge won?
I didn't see it but some guy called Candidus in the last thread says Vivek walked away with it.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 23, 2023 10:41 PM (roH4R)
May have to check out the Moron Recommendations...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2023 10:41 PM (BpYfr)
Yeah. I like it.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse
Me, too.
You ever eat bacon?
The salt is the sizzle, so to speak.
I salt my cheap pale ale.
Posted by: MkY at August 23, 2023 10:41 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2023 10:42 PM (8fpTj)
I checked the most recent polling on global warmination by party and only 23% of Republicans believe in it.
Ignore for a moment that the poll was probably aimed to get as positive an answer as possible...if 23% of all Republicans believe in it the number is at best half that among primary voters who are more conservative then general election voters.
So...yeah.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 10:42 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Thar She Blows! at August 23, 2023 10:41 PM (83IzV)
People thought he was beached and tried to put hijack in the ocean
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 10:42 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 23, 2023 10:41 PM (klJTj)
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That requires a certain level of literacy among the prospective thieves...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2023 10:42 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: RickZ at August 23, 2023 10:44 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 10:44 PM (WF/xn)
LOL. Fuck. All she had to do was ask for some Spam.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2023 10:44 PM (8fpTj)
May have to check out the Moron Recommendations...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2023 10:41 PM (BpYfr)
Wait. I reviewed a couple of books the last few weeks. None of interest to you???
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:44 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2023 10:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Fudgie the Whale at August 23, 2023 10:45 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 10:44 PM (WF/xn)
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Part of the charm of the HQ is deciphering the intended comment through all the typos and autocucumbers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 10:45 PM (bQKgA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 10:35 PM (5xURv)
civility ?
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 10:46 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 10:46 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 10:42 PM (WF/xn)
Another Boss Hijack sketch??
Posted by: Carl Rojack at August 23, 2023 10:47 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:02 PM (Angsy)
Likewise for me, even if late to the party.
I Hate Ewetoob ads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2023 10:47 PM (bFSi8)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 23, 2023 10:48 PM (wu87C)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 10:49 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 23, 2023 10:12 PM (FVME7)
It appears he fell down stairs upon being arrested by the filth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2023 10:49 PM (bFSi8)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2023 10:49 PM (8fpTj)
Posted by: 13times at August 23, 2023 10:49 PM (v4c60)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 23, 2023 10:50 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2023 10:50 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2023 10:50 PM (8fpTj)
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Spam doesn't expire but it does have a half-life.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 10:50 PM (bQKgA)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 23, 2023 10:50 PM (e6UQI)
Chris and Stacey up a tree...wait, no tree could hold both.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:51 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse
Was there anything more vile than Cheez-Wiz in a can?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 10:52 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2023 10:52 PM (63Dwl)
I thought Die Hard taught us that Twinkies do have a limited shelf life.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 23, 2023 10:53 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 23, 2023 10:53 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 10:53 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 10:52 PM (x7plP)
Cheez-Wiz out of the can?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:54 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
* golf clap*
I literally LOL’d
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 23, 2023 10:54 PM (wu87C)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2023 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 23, 2023 10:22 PM (hOUT3)
I'm not that impressed with the flame thrower. It shoots out only one jet of flame from beneath the "B" pillar of the auto. Savvy carjackers will soon learn to stand aside from the "B" pillar. And if they are armed, what's to stop a scorched and angry carjacker from doing a mag dump into your car? And you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2023 10:54 PM (bFSi8)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 10:52 PM (x7plP)
Chex wiz on a cracker
Posted by: 13times at August 23, 2023 10:55 PM (uUSfS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2023 10:55 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2023 10:54 PM (bFSi
Full flammenwerfer or nothing.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:55 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 23, 2023 10:53 PM (MoZTd
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Did you see the video of the plane dropping vertically? "Accidentally."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2023 10:56 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 10:56 PM (5xURv)
I noticed my container of salt has a 2 year expiration date. I think the government just decided all sorta food stuffs can't be kept more then 2 years even though many foods WILL last longer then that.
And salt isn't even a food. Its a stable compound.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 10:56 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: 18-1
And millions of years old when packaged.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 10:57 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 10:57 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 10:57 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 23, 2023 10:57 PM (mNmNo)
Winner: Game Show Host Guy - Adult, Rational.
Runner Up: Indian Business Guy - Wild, Unpredictable.
Third Place: Meatball: Joe Friday, Just The Facts.
All others: Nuggatories.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2023 10:57 PM (up/3i)
And salt isn't even a food. Its a stable compound.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 10:56 PM (lc5cP)
Have to keep telling the wife, those are freshness dates. Not the date they become poison.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:57 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 23, 2023 10:57 PM (zGrqf)
Canada isn't a free country and hasn't been for a while.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 10:58 PM (lc5cP)
Don't. Care. No. More.
Great ONT Mis Hum. Thank you for the content.
Best wishes to all.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at August 23, 2023 10:58 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 10:57 PM (WF/xn)
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It's a miracle that the islands don't capsize.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 10:58 PM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2023 10:58 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 23, 2023 10:57 PM (zGrqf)
It may have quantity, but MisHum's ONT has quality!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 10:59 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2023 10:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: RickZ at August 23, 2023 10:44 PM (emlEe)
I have no idea how old that pic is. I have been collecting for 7 years now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 23, 2023 11:00 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 10:57 PM (WF/xn)
A Friend from Guam said it’s all because of WWII They would eat it all the time because of not being able to get meat.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 23, 2023 11:00 PM (dKiJG)
ASA is the kind of guy who washes his hands after taking a piss!
And that's why you should be an ASA man too!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 11:00 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 11:01 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 23, 2023 11:00 PM (aA3+G)
Oh, so the "meat" inside is still good.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 11:01 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: RickZ at August 23, 2023 11:01 PM (emlEe)
Umm... Why does he piss on his hands in the first place?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 23, 2023 11:02 PM (Bd6X8)
I bet it tastes just as good as the day it was born....🤢
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 23, 2023 11:02 PM (FVUBB)
Their pace slackened something awful post-1k though.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 23, 2023 11:02 PM (k1Qly)
Sanity is rapidly becoming an international crime.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 23, 2023 11:02 PM (Xrfse)
A Friend from Guam said it’s all because of WWII They would eat it all the time because of not being able to get meat.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 23, 2023 11:00 PM (dKiJG)
Yes Guam consumes the most per capita 16 cans ea per person
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 11:02 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: 13times at August 23, 2023 10:49 PM (v4c60)
Meh. It's a playa lake. Practically nothing can live there, and the next flood will smooth it out again. Churn away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2023 11:02 PM (bFSi8)
Posted by: Quint at August 23, 2023 11:02 PM (T+b8b)
Umm... Why does he piss on his hands in the first place?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 23, 2023 11:02 PM (Bd6X
Better than your shoes!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 11:03 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2023 11:03 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: RickZ
Dad would cut it into cubes, fry it up with potatoes and then fold that into eggs to form some kind of frittata.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 11:03 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2023 11:03 PM (up/3i)
Who?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 11:04 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:05 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 23, 2023 11:02 PM (FVUBB)
There isn't anything wrong with Spam, it just is a processed meat. It is shelf stable and it is better than defiled ham.
Just call it a "terrine" and pretend you are posh.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 11:05 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Quint at August 23, 2023 11:05 PM (T+b8b)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 11:05 PM (x7plP)
>>Who is game show host guy?
Bergum, the Governor of North Dakota.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
He doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2023 11:05 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: 18-1'
I tried this with an Air France flight that got delayed. I was supposed to connect in CDG and proceed to my final, and had cut my timing close: to within hours. They delayed the outgoing from ORD and I was not going to arrive at my final in time. I thought 'Fuck it, I'll get off in Paris, dick around for a while, then take the train onward. What do they care?'
Ha! They most certainly cared and wouldn't do it.
Posted by: LenNeal at Democratic Underground at August 23, 2023 11:05 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2023 11:05 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: irright at August 23, 2023 11:05 PM (7TGq0)
Posted by: LenNeal at August 23, 2023 11:06 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2023 11:06 PM (TZ75n)
Saves you the trouble of Velveeta fondue night prep and clean up.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 23, 2023 11:06 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 11:06 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2023 11:06 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:06 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at August 23, 2023 11:00 PM (aA3+G)
Maybe, Mis Hum, but that security looks like every urban store post The Summer of St. Floyd Love. The Duane Reade in my neighborhood has practically the entire store's products under lock and key. You want something as simple as a candy bar? Ask for help.
Posted by: RickZ at August 23, 2023 11:06 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:07 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Quint at August 23, 2023 11:07 PM (J2Do+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2023 11:07 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:07 PM (V13WU)
Apparently he's best friends with Bill Gates.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 11:08 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:07 PM (V13WU)
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I didn't realize that North Dakota was a state.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 23, 2023 11:09 PM (CYgrT)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 11:09 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: 13times at August 23, 2023 10:55 PM (uUSfS)
Put it on a Ritz and you have my go to hordeorve.
Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2023 11:09 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:07 PM (V13WU)
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I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Posted by: Mrs. Dennis at August 23, 2023 11:09 PM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Auto Autist at August 23, 2023 10:38 PM (83IzV)
Seconded. Or maybe an occasional segment on Moron Cars, or automotive history..who had the first air conditioner (Chrysler I think - and it blew from the back window base), power steering, etc or unique but short lived options ('wonderbar? GM). There are a few posters who seem quite knowledgeable about such things.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at August 23, 2023 11:09 PM (QGaXH)
That's the other thread. Also, 1000 K has two commas and we'll never get there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2023 11:10 PM (GzDfN)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2023 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
>>I did not realize N Dakota had a governor.
That's ok, fewer people know it's a state.
N. Dakota is the Nebraska of Rhode Islands.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2023 11:10 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Quint
It kind of pisses me off that foodies have turn some peasant foods into high $$$ plates.
Ordering polenta in an Italian restaurant now can be a pricey proposition. We had it alot when Dad's paycheck ran out a few days before the end of the month.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 11:10 PM (x7plP)
That's the other thread. Also, 1000 K has two commas and we'll never get there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2023 11:10 PM (GzDfN)
Lol. 1K is 1000. 1000K is like 4 times that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 11:10 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 23, 2023 11:10 PM (wu87C)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2023 11:11 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 200
back from a 2 year break at August 23, 2023 11:10 PM (wu87C)
Who knows. Maybe it's a province in Canada?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 11:11 PM (5xURv)
hat's the other thread. Also, 1000 K has two commas and we'll never get there.
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I know that ! I was just checking of people are paying attention. and looks like they are !
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:12 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 200
It's in Canada next to Saskatoon.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2023 11:12 PM (IG4Id)
Never get involved in a land war in Asia or dare the horde to do something impossibly trivial.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 23, 2023 11:12 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2023 11:13 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: 496 at August 23, 2023 11:13 PM (8moOh)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:13 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2023 11:11 PM (5xURv)
N. Dakota = Saskatchewan with guns.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2023 11:13 PM (bFSi8)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 11:03 PM (x7plP)
Mom made a quickie SPAM b-b-q. She's slice it, put into a sauce pan, cover with white vinegar and sprinkle on some brown sugar. She'd cook it down until the 'sauce' was thick, turning the slices occasionally. I put the slices on bread with some American for a nice sammich. She served the slices with mac 'n cheese.
Mom was a working Mom and cooked what my Dad (and me) would eat that wouldn't require hours in the kitchen (she didn't have have) during the week.
Posted by: RickZ at August 23, 2023 11:13 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: irright at August 23, 2023 11:13 PM (7TGq0)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 23, 2023 11:13 PM (wu87C)
*knocks the dust off his boots at the door*
I need a drink.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 23, 2023 11:13 PM (qPw5n)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 23, 2023 11:14 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:14 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 11:10 PM (x7plP)
Polenta is corn meal mush the next day. I like it, but I rarely make it. I like corn meal mush because it is warming and nice on a cold morning, but it won't fill you up and keep you going until noon.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 11:14 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:15 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 23, 2023 11:15 PM (f0XAF)
Posted by: 13times at August 23, 2023 10:49 PM (v4c60)
Maybe they will churn up some unexploded WW2 ordinance. It was a bombing training range at one time.
Posted by: Reforger at August 23, 2023 11:16 PM (hjthx)
I noticed my container of salt has a 2 year expiration date. I think the government just decided all sorta food stuffs can't be kept more then 2 years even though many foods WILL last longer then that.
And salt isn't even a food. Its a stable compound.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 10:56 PM (lc5cP)
Not sure if it was the government or if the food companies were/are trying to limit potential liability from people eating 20 year old 'stuff'.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at August 23, 2023 11:16 PM (QGaXH)
Yeah. I like it.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse
Me, too.
You ever eat bacon?
The salt is the sizzle, so to speak.
I salt my cheap pale ale.
I view fresh vegetables as a salt delivery system.
Posted by: JB1000 at August 23, 2023 11:16 PM (lPzYT)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:14 PM (V13WU)
*takes off socks and unzips* That's bigger than 21, right?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 23, 2023 11:17 PM (qPw5n)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2023 11:13 PM (TZ75n)
Skirt steaks are the ugliest steaks in the world and look incredibly tough, so nobody bought it, thankfully for me. Then Food Network had to spill the beans.
Posted by: RickZ at August 23, 2023 11:17 PM (emlEe)
RDS and Vivek were tops from my vantage point.
Pence probably came off good to the evangelical community, but he would be a nightmare candidate for more reasons than policy, he is the mortal enemy of Trumpers.
Asa was there, that's about it. Christie got clowned. Burgum came off as the least offensive.
Tim Scott actually gave some good answers, his MLK cadence on one question was cringe, and the fact that you already know he's a Senate sell-out makes the platitudes meaningless.
Haley tried to play gal-power, bleh. Plus she came off like your drunk ex-wife in the arguments. That could be pleasing, except unlike your drunk ex, you ain't getting laid afterwards. Plus, too neo-con.
In the end, Rand Paul would still be the best choice.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2023 11:17 PM (IAwid)
Read More: https://www.tastingtable.com/1245206/spam-flavors/
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 11:17 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2023 11:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sting at August 23, 2023 11:19 PM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 23, 2023 11:20 PM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2023 11:20 PM (8fpTj)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2023 11:20 PM (8fpTj)
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Are you sure it wasn't second-hand?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 11:22 PM (bQKgA)
I wrote out this 50-page plan of how it would take this overall interest and demand in Fyre and how it would take my ability to bring people from around the world together to make the impossible happen." Felon Billy McFarland
Fools and their money are soon ... uh ... something or another
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2023 11:23 PM (xG4kz)
And no, we do not know who the nominees is because we have to hold the elections. Just because.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 23, 2023 11:23 PM (f0XAF)
Good for him for saying it
Posted by: barbarausa at August 23, 2023 11:23 PM (uAuXI)
Posted by: Quint at August 23, 2023 11:24 PM (+RpF5)
>>In the end, Rand Paul would still be the best choice.
In a perfect world, every politician is Rand Paul.
Sadly, we don't live in that world.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2023 11:25 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2023 11:25 PM (TZ75n)
That's ok, fewer people know it's a state.
N. Dakota is the Nebraska of Rhode Islands.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
New Mexico would to let you know it is part of the USA. That is open to interpretation.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 23, 2023 11:25 PM (vDKHb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2023 11:25 PM (GzDfN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2023 11:25 PM (xG4kz)
I'm looking at you FatBoy Chris.
Posted by: Mpfs at August 23, 2023 11:25 PM (3Bv5R)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:27 PM (V13WU)
I did not realize N Dakota had a governor.
They were told that they could Fargo the experience, but they responded, "Minot?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2023 11:28 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:28 PM (V13WU)
Shows she's got a sense of humor and isn't too full of herself - but since I have zero blue-collar skills....well....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at August 23, 2023 11:28 PM (QGaXH)
And Clovis? Depressing. Portales is nicer at least.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 23, 2023 11:28 PM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 23, 2023 11:13 PM (qPw5n)
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"Welcome to the party, pal."
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 23, 2023 11:29 PM (CYgrT)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 200
Dunno. I just like saying Saskatoon.
Saskatoon. Saskatoon.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2023 11:30 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 23, 2023 11:30 PM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2023 11:25 PM (GzDfN)
Lol, no.
I think Rand is like the experienced guy saying "I wouldn't do it that way if I were you", and then watches as you f*ck it all up by ignoring him.
In the end, all he can do is say "I tried to tell you."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2023 11:30 PM (IAwid)
I have some SPAM because why not. I want to live and eat for one more day. One more day. I have some rice, some onions, some eggs, maybe some spinach. You would love it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 23, 2023 11:31 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:15 PM (V13WU)
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The humiliation is part of the kink.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 23, 2023 11:31 PM (CYgrT)
Some people are Senate people. Rand can’t get 51 percent to think there is something to n it for them. My guess, and I did not see the debate, is Trump Viveck is the odds on favorite at this point.
And the Youngkin people are daft. He loses 25 percent of the locked in aTrump vote easily. Maybe he gains some soccer moms, but it won’t be enough.
Posted by: Quint at August 23, 2023 11:32 PM (+RpF5)
>>I need a drink.
I recommend a Gimlet, barring that, an Old Fashioned or Rob Roy should do the trick.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2023 11:32 PM (up/3i)
It's SAS-KA-TOOOOOON~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2023 11:33 PM (IG4Id)
And Clovis? Depressing. Portales is nicer at least.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Muleshoe, TX enters the discussion.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 23, 2023 11:33 PM (vDKHb)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 23, 2023 11:33 PM (qik3p)
Frasier: “I’ll have a black coffee.”
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 23, 2023 11:33 PM (f0XAF)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:34 PM (V13WU)
Today we have Chase Bank as a result.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 23, 2023 11:34 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:15 PM (V13WU)
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The humiliation is part of the kink.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel
His wife changed the locks on the house.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 23, 2023 11:34 PM (vDKHb)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 23, 2023 11:34 PM (QgUWg)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 23, 2023 11:35 PM (f0XAF)
Posted by: RickZ at August 23, 2023 11:17 PM (emlEe)
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"WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING THE GENDER OF STEAKS, H8RS!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 23, 2023 11:35 PM (CYgrT)
Said to my wife: "You're not going to be as concerned about stealing the lady's car..." (and my wife joins in with me, saying in unison) "... if you're worried about your balls becoming Chicken McNuggets!"
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 23, 2023 11:36 PM (qPw5n)
Closely followed by RDS.
They were the only two America first candidate on stage willing to say that we probably ought to destroy the bureaucracy and stop fighting forever wars while we are $35 trillion in debt.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2023 11:36 PM (IAwid)
Ok fine, you have point. What about the Twin Peaks bar in Odessa, TX at 11pm on a Thursday?
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 23, 2023 11:37 PM (vDKHb)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 23, 2023 11:37 PM (f0XAF)
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 23, 2023 11:35 PM (CYgrT)
Hey, blame Elmer and his herd cohorts.
Posted by: RickZ at August 23, 2023 11:38 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
It's true.
Her name is Mindy.
Posted by: mikeski at August 23, 2023 11:38 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 23, 2023 11:39 PM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 23, 2023 11:37 PM (f0XAF)
The sunlight glistened off the sweat on his pecs as he finished his morning workout.
I got a thrill up my leg watching him speak.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2023 11:39 PM (IAwid)
Posted by: RickZ
Cut it in half. Dry brine overnight. Getchur coals nice and glowing, then sear the stink out of the one side, flip, hit it with a lemon/lime spritz, and sear the second side. Dump all of your spice rack on top. Rest, then slice thin for tacos. Or just stuff it in your face.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2023 11:39 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 23, 2023 11:41 PM (vDKHb)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 11:42 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
What check is MAF? Do I need to jump in the car tonight and head their immediately?
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 23, 2023 11:43 PM (vDKHb)
Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 11:43 PM (Pmgaz)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 23, 2023 11:44 PM (f0XAF)
That about made me spit out my Kroger-brand Diet Dr. K soda when I heard that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2023 11:44 PM (IAwid)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 11:44 PM (bQKgA)
Posted by: RickZ at August 23, 2023 11:17 PM (emlEe)
Lamb Shanks have entered the chat
Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 11:45 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 11:46 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2023 11:39 PM (IG4Id)
Skirt steak topped with sliced quickly seared onions and served with lemon wedges. A quick simple preparation easy for stuffing one's face.
Posted by: RickZ at August 23, 2023 11:47 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 11:47 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 11:48 PM (Pmgaz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 11:44 PM (bQKgA)
Ukrainian judge game him a perfect 10. And then asked for a billion.
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:48 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 23, 2023 11:48 PM (vDKHb)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 23, 2023 11:49 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:27 PM (V13WU)
His wife is actually a man?
Posted by: E. A. Blair at August 23, 2023 11:49 PM (E6cDv)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 23, 2023 11:49 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 11:44 PM (bQKgA)
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: RickZ at August 23, 2023 11:50 PM (emlEe)
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He started several biotech companies and a hedge fund and made $500M doing so.
Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 11:50 PM (Pmgaz)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:51 PM (V13WU)
And who takes medical advice from Magic Johnson? How about nutrition advice from Chris Christie?
Posted by: Wally at August 23, 2023 11:51 PM (VEm33)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at August 23, 2023 11:51 PM (WVRZF)
Why should he have control over me? Over us.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 23, 2023 11:51 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Montec
And then wrote an anti-ESG book. I don't trust him at all but nails every issue with suspicious tact. Saskatoon.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2023 11:52 PM (IG4Id)
and he will probably get a nice cabinet position, however
the country will not vote for a isnit at this point in time
my guess is Trump has already settled on Youngkin and has told him so
Youngkin coulda wiped the floor with these clowns tonight
Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 11:53 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 23, 2023 11:53 PM (KAi1n)
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That suit is empty like a bowling ball is empty.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 11:53 PM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Scampydog at August 23, 2023 11:53 PM (esQpn)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 23, 2023 11:53 PM (k1Qly)
That's pretty damn good. He should focus his ire on the neocons/GOPe. Biden is so bad that there's no point in even making observations about him unless they're zingers like this.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 23, 2023 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 11:43 PM (V13WU)
Worked in Pharma and ran a development company. He also started a number of stock index funds. He was an older student at Harvard since he went there after he started a career. His wife is a surgeon. He has been interviewed by Jordan Peterson and by Tom Woods. Peterson gets deeper into the weeds.
My problem is that he is always selling and always looking to say what someone wants to hear.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 11:55 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 11:55 PM (us2H3)
The South African flame thrower car defense reminded me so much of MagaVolt
MegaWeapon from Warrior of the Lost World (MST3K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2023 11:55 PM (63Dwl)
So the first time this guy's gonna vote is the time he runs for office and now wants my vote. He's got more explainin' to do before that happens.
Posted by: RickZ at August 23, 2023 11:56 PM (emlEe)
thought their collective heads would explode
Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 11:56 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Montec
And then wrote an anti-ESG book. I don't trust him at all but nails every issue with suspicious tact. Saskatoon.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
This is precisely why a long primary season matters.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 23, 2023 11:56 PM (vDKHb)
Posted by: Large Animal Veterinarian at August 23, 2023 11:56 PM (VEm33)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.
The question is, though, "How does it know?"
Posted by: Tonypete at August 23, 2023 11:56 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 11:53 PM (bQKgA)
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It's just baby fat. With a side of pizza and marshmallows
Posted by: Scampydog at August 23, 2023 11:57 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 23, 2023 11:58 PM (MeG8a)
This dude can easily make union scale as an expert and convincing shoplifter. He knows exactly what to do and instinctively does it. $$$
Posted by: SFGoth at August 23, 2023 11:58 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 23, 2023 11:58 PM (wu87C)
Posted b
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A first for politics!!
Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 11:58 PM (Pmgaz)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 11:58 PM (us2H3)
https://tinyurl.com/3z29ktbd
Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at August 23, 2023 11:59 PM (Cst8t)
Posted by: Scampydog at August 23, 2023 11:57 PM (41CYW)
The Choice is made!
Posted by: Gozer the Destroyer at August 24, 2023 12:00 AM (qPw5n)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 12:01 AM (us2H3)
Also everyone: Vivek has no experience in politics I don’t trust him.
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 12:01 AM (Pmgaz)
But he reminds me more of Sam the Eagle from the Muppets in demeanor.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 24, 2023 12:01 AM (IAwid)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2023 12:03 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at August 24, 2023 12:03 AM (Cst8t)
Because I would totally watch that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2023 12:03 AM (Y6AXb)
I guess time will tell. Hiding from your opponents worked for Biden.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 24, 2023 12:03 AM (IAwid)
But he reminds me more of Sam the Eagle from the Muppets in demeanor.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Ted Baxter from Mary Tyler Moore Show
Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at August 24, 2023 12:04 AM (Cst8t)
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 12:04 AM (Pmgaz)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2023 12:03 AM (xhaym)
Servicing is $10, just like downtown Saskatoon.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2023 12:04 AM (Y6AXb)
Laugh about it
Shout about it
When you've got to chose
Any way you look at it you lose"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy hanging with Joe Dimaggio at August 24, 2023 12:04 AM (zGrqf)
Read More: https://www.tastingtable.com/1245206/spam-flavors/
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2023 11:17 PM (WF/xn)
Does this pitch remind anyone else of Vivek Ramaswamy?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 24, 2023 12:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2023 12:05 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 200
back from a 2 year break at August 23, 2023 11:58 PM (wu87C)
Johnny Cash and Johnny Horton wrote a song called "Girl From Saskatoon", and Cash recorded it. I believe he quit performing it after the real girl about whom it was written was murdered.
And the Guess Who did "Running Back To Saskatoon", which is a real rock anthem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2023 12:07 AM (JOc7d)
the big loser was the meatball
this will not stop the bleeding
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 12:07 AM (us2H3)
anyone that was not on the stage did well
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 12:01 AM (us2H3
Yes, it was pretty obvious early on that his best move was to not debate at all. No one takes most of those clowns seriously, and it would've been pointless to share the stage with them. The Tucker interview was incredibly smart, though. I think Trump's lead in the polls will continue to grow.
Posted by: E. A. Blair at August 24, 2023 12:08 AM (E6cDv)
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 12:04 AM (Pmgaz)
You always make that retarded statement, Moo Moo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2023 12:08 AM (JOc7d)
For some reason, it made me think of the "Do you want to know more?" ads in the Starship Troopers film. Militant processed meat products, I guess.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 24, 2023 12:08 AM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
What check is MAF? Do I need to jump in the car tonight and head their immediately?
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 23, 2023 11:4
I bailed from there first thing Sat morning. It's been a hot bastard out there
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 24, 2023 12:10 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: The Who at August 24, 2023 12:10 AM (KtPtl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2023 12:08 AM (JOc7d)
What if he is right? If the more people vote for Trump the less likely he is to win? Then the risk would be existential. A landslide victory would ruin us, we might never recover from the defeat caused by getting 80% of the electorate!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2023 12:11 AM (xhaym)
And he’s my favorite basketball player of all time…his AIDS diagnosis hit me hard as a kid. I don’t think I have ever forgiven him for getting the butt flu.
Posted by: Miss Issippi - Jaded at August 24, 2023 12:11 AM (9CTr8)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 24, 2023 12:12 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 12:04 AM (Pmgaz)
Biden will never make it to Nov 2024
on many levels
the political landscape is gonna be a horror for the dims next year
they'll have to go with a throw away, like Bernie
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 12:12 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2023 12:13 AM (wAqo5)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 24, 2023 12:13 AM (zGrqf)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2023 12:13 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 24, 2023 12:01 AM (IAwid)
Kermit: Okay, Chopin's "Polonaise in A Major" as performed by.... Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem?!
Sam the Eagle: What.
Posted by: pookysgirl, yelling SHOW-PAN in her best Animal voice at August 24, 2023 12:14 AM (dtlDP)
Took some. Tooth paste also helps with the swelling and pain. I was wearing shorts. Little bastards got me four times on the inner thigh.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at August 24, 2023 12:14 AM (Cst8t)
Did not know about the Johnny Cash song. I’ll be sure to check it out later. The Guess Who song is awesome! Since you mentioned it I had to pull it up on YT and am listening to it now.
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 24, 2023 12:14 AM (wu87C)
they'll have to go with a throw away, like Bernie
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 12:12 AM (us2H3)
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HUMA!!!
BRING MY PILLS. WE'RE GOING OUT!!!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2026 at August 24, 2023 12:14 AM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 24, 2023 12:14 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2023 12:15 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 24, 2023 12:16 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2023 12:13 AM (xhaym)
my guess is she will take over for Joe and claim the title of "first woman president" and a lot of cash and speaking gigs
but she will retire, pardoning anyone that needs one
as I have said
landscape OK, Gavin
not so good, Whitmer
but probably Bernie cuz it will be bad
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 12:17 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2023 12:15 AM (S6gqv)
I will give him props for that, yes. Did he enunciate any policies that reflect that fact, though?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2023 12:17 AM (JOc7d)
LOL. he "started" biotech and hedge fund just like that. comes from family with no money. I wanna see his tax returns. and his businesses' returns. I read there is even a NFP in there.
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 12:17 AM (V13WU)
Good news, certainly, but it's a sad world where the possibility of him facing charges was even comprehensible.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2023 12:17 AM (Y6AXb)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 24, 2023 12:18 AM (kRIgW)
And Clovis? Depressing. Portales is nicer at least.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Muleshoe, TX enters the discussion.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 23, 2023 11:33 PM (vDKHb)
LOL, we've stopped and taken pictures at Muleshoe several times. (if you're headed to Taos or Raton it makes sense to go through there, from where I start)
The NM State border should have signs saying "road maintenance ends." Not to mention that once you cross the border, all the structures very noticeably become dilapidated hovels.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2023 12:18 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 12:19 AM (us2H3)
Good news, certainly, but it's a sad world where the possibility of him facing charges was even comprehensible.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2023 12:17 AM (Y6AXb)
There is video of this?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2023 12:19 AM (JOc7d)
Nam grunts were eating WWII canned C-rats in the 1st half of the war
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at August 24, 2023 12:19 AM (y7zkd)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 12:21 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 24, 2023 12:21 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2023 12:19 AM (JOc7d)
Yep.
https://is.gd/qIDU6q
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2023 12:21 AM (Y6AXb)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 24, 2023 12:22 AM (kRIgW)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 12:23 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 12:17 AM (V13WU)
He started the hedge fund after the biotech companies. Why is is so hard to believe this? I don’t get what you’re implying. What like it’s all fake or something? People do star companies and they do make money doings so. He went Tina Harvard and Yale and then started a company and made a fortune and made an even bigger fortune with a hedge fund. Not sure why this is so hard to believe.
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 12:24 AM (Pmgaz)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2023 12:05 AM (xhaym)
A few years ago I was at my sisters house in Arizona and put my shoes on to find a scorpion had taken up residence in the toe. Ouch. Dad, a retired pharmacist, said the best thing was benedryl, I took a handful of those, washed it down with about a litre of Vodka during the day. Felt numb and tingly and sore most of the day, but actually did better than I thought I could giving a short address at my sis's wedding rehearsal that night. Ah, it was a memorable weekend.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2023 12:24 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 24, 2023 12:21 AM (LOVUx)
You should hate Treet luncheon meat. It comes in Maple Flavored too!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2023 12:24 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at August 24, 2023 12:19 AM (y7zkd)
I saw a dude on YouTube eat a can of British canned beef from the Boer War era.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2023 12:24 AM (Y6AXb)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at August 24, 2023 12:24 AM (Cst8t)
https://is.gd/qIDU6q
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2023 12:21 AM (Y6AXb)
For a moment there, I thought the Sikh storekeeper was the one being shot, but he just wisely hit the deck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2023 12:26 AM (JOc7d)
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 12:24 AM (Pmgaz)
sure, sure. Tell me , what is contra account and give me an example of one.
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 12:26 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2023 12:26 AM (JOc7d)
He apparently didn't have a closet pole handy. Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2023 12:27 AM (Y6AXb)
Posted by: PabloD at August 24, 2023 12:27 AM (06923)
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How does a Governor “allow” Someone to buy land. If land is for sale and Gates wants to buy it he doesn’t need the governor’s permission.
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 12:29 AM (Pmgaz)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 12:29 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2023 12:29 AM (Khgxe)
Posted by: runner
You're gonna rake it in.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 24, 2023 12:30 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: runner
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No idea what point you’re tying to make. That’s cool though, vote for someone other than Vivek. All good.
Posted by: Montec at August 24, 2023 12:31 AM (Pmgaz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2023 12:24 AM (Y6AXb)
"Bully" beef, a/k/a corned beef in a can.
Posted by: RickZ at August 24, 2023 12:31 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 24, 2023 12:31 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 12:26 AM (V13WU)
. . . Um. Evergreen Airlines had one, but it got cancelled?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2023 12:32 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 24, 2023 12:33 AM (wu87C)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2023 12:34 AM (Y6AXb)
Canned beef would be the last of my concerns for making one sick.
Posted by: Quint at August 24, 2023 12:35 AM (Z+fWd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2023 12:26 AM (JOc7d)
He apparently didn't have a closet pole handy. Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Had a couple of Sikh brothers who owned several convenience stores as clients. They both carried a Kirpan in their turbans. They also kept a Glock 19 under the counter. They were an interesting pair.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at August 24, 2023 12:35 AM (Cst8t)
let me drive the mile back to my house
woke up 12 hrs later in the same clothes
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 12:36 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2023 12:17 AM (JOc7d)
Did any of them have the chance to enunciate a policy? Claiming that their administration wouldn’t allow bad things and would encourage good things isn’t policy.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 24, 2023 12:36 AM (zGQ50)
Or don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1iDhpzdC2w
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2023 12:37 AM (xhaym)
Yeah, it sounds crazy, but it kicks the can of the upcoming Troubles down the road for a few more years.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 24, 2023 12:38 AM (zGrqf)
Posted by: runner
I'm tan, ready and rested
Posted by: Robert Guillaume at August 24, 2023 12:38 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: The "President of the United States, if you can believe itt. at August 24, 2023 12:41 AM (a4EWo)
So, about getting that to happen...
Posted by: Bete at August 24, 2023 12:41 AM (KuG1T)
https://tinyurl.com/4kxw3f7n
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 24, 2023 12:41 AM (Bd6X8)
https://is.gd/qIDU6q
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2023 12:21 AM (Y6AXb)
For a moment there, I thought the Sikh storekeeper was the one being shot, but he just wisely hit the deck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Hah, the shooter was carrying Miller Lite. Miller ought to make an ad out of it. Show Dylan Mulvaney starting to sing, then record-scratch to dude casually shooting a burglar while swingin' a Miller Lite pack.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2023 12:43 AM (lCaJd)
Yeah, it sounds crazy, but it kicks the can of the upcoming Troubles down the road for a few more years.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 24, 2023 12:38 AM (zGrqf)
interesting but has too many moving parts
never get off the ground
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 12:43 AM (us2H3)
they aint, they gonna move against the dims big time
they already are
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 12:45 AM (us2H3)
Notice DeSantis didn't say shit about Trump it was all Christie. Could have turned out to be a smart play by DeSantis after shitting the bed last week but Vivek gave DeSantis a How To Win Favor Of Trump/MAGA Voters clinic tonight.
Too late Meatball! It's no wonder Trump had to save your ass the first go around for governor and smart self aware move by cleaning up the voter rolls so you were able to win by 20 points the last time because you are terrible at campaigning.
Ramsalami was a f'ing G baby! Too bad Trump is going to prison and none of these primary candidates have the backing of the RNC with a solid plan to beat the Dem fraud machine. It wasn't going to be done with one man like Trump and it will not be done with your one preferred candidate.
So by all means argue like fools Trump vs DeSantis vs Vivek the joke will be on you.
Posted by: JROD at August 24, 2023 12:45 AM (IlL6s)
I say the Deep State will soon force out Harris. "Biden" in an unprecedented act of statesmanship, will reach across the aisle and pick the squishiest GOP Senator he can find for VP. Then Biden resigns. The GOPe throws its whole weight behind the new POTUS, preventing Trump from getting the nomination. The Dems then throw the election. the Deep State is happy and Mitt Romney finally becomes President.
Yeah, it sounds crazy, but it kicks the can of the upcoming Troubles down the road for a few more years.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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You want a theory? I got a theory.
"Biden" resigns before the end of the year, and Kamala ascends to the throne. She picks Hillary as veep. Hillary immediately overshadows Kamala and, as if shouldering a heavy burden, answers the call of duty and makes the brave, lonely decision to run.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2023 12:48 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2023 12:26 AM (V13WU)
I took accounting once, actually three times. JC was hard.
Posted by: I had a farm in Africa at August 24, 2023 12:49 AM (zGQ50)
That was kind of bad ass. No regard for dropping his purchase, his stance, etc. He just reacted.
Total gangsta.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 24, 2023 12:50 AM (MeG8a)
never get off the ground
Posted by: REDACTED at August 24, 2023 12:43 AM (us2H3)
You're probably right, but the alternative is stealing another election, which the Deep State should be nervous about doing again.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 24, 2023 12:51 AM (zGrqf)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2023 12:43 AM (lCaJd)
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Hahaha. Perfect.
Posted by: Scampydog at August 24, 2023 12:55 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: DaisyB at August 24, 2023 12:55 AM (AbL8c)
I think I am going to start a hedge fund tomorrow. From hedges.
Posted by: runner
I'm tan, ready and rested
Posted by: Robert Guillaume
SMOKIN'!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2023 12:55 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right at August 24, 2023 12:56 AM (Cst8t)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 24, 2023 12:57 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2023 01:01 AM (JOc7d)
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2023 01:08 AM (MOY79)
What about the possibility of the Uni-Party agreeing to let the Republican candidate be installed to maintain the illusion of elections?
I'm positive DeSantis will be the nominee(Trump is going to prison). Even if DeSantis is the real deal as some of his supporters believe around here it won't matter because like Trump he's made the mistake of tying himself to the hip of the RNC/GOP establishment that will pull on the reins at the behest of donors or stab him in the back and undermine his agenda.
Posted by: JROD at August 24, 2023 01:12 AM (IlL6s)
Blonde Morticia for head of Marketing! LOL
Posted by: gourmand du jour
++++++++++++
MILLER LITE. The beer of
- Double-action
- Effective range, and
- Internal ballistics.
DEI, bay-bay!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2023 01:26 AM (lCaJd)
I will dispatch every weapon at hand to close our borders, but I will demand Congress to declare war on Mexico before pursuing the elusive cartels across our border.
I will demand Congress approve a declaration of war on any country where US troops are currently committed. Failing such declaration I will order the withdrawal of those troops.
Posted by: I had a farm in Africa at August 24, 2023 01:27 AM (zGQ50)
2024 is Gruesome or Mooch if she can be talked into taking some time out of her jet set lifestyle, and it won't be much time either.
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2023 01:30 AM (MOY79)
Posted by: Bete at August 24, 2023 01:32 AM (KuG1T)
I’m glad they are the party with cast-iron beliefs and commitments.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 24, 2023 01:37 AM (zGQ50)
https://tinyurl.com/mwytkhpn
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2023 01:08 AM (MOY79)
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Note first tweet: Riley Gaines gives up, caves in.
Another battle lost to mob thuggery.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 24, 2023 01:39 AM (adINt)
de bate go on de hook, not so?
we are getting a taste of Wolfus's weather here, it's after midnight and still 83 degrees, gaaack.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 24, 2023 01:39 AM (vbuLV)
Dad is back in the hospital after about a month out of rehab. I don't like the way this is going. Now to convince he can still live in his home if he has more help, but NOT otherwise.
Posted by: Farmer at August 24, 2023 01:46 AM (a8Bg6)
Note first tweet: Riley Gaines gives up, caves in.
Another battle lost to mob thuggery.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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Dude. Not shown was her next tweet:
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[selfie of Riley laughing]
Sike! If you really think this does anything other than make me chuckle and resort to prayer for them, you would be wrong.
Trans genocide does not exist. I'm advocating for the bare minimum: privacy, safety, and fairness for women.
& I CAN swim
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Then a bunch of emojis.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2023 01:48 AM (lCaJd)
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Ah, yes. There's good news in Mudville tonight!
Thanks.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 24, 2023 01:53 AM (adINt)
"I will dispatch every weapon at hand to close our borders, but I will demand Congress to declare war on Mexico before pursuing the elusive cartels across our border."
Thanks for letting me know that you don't know what a declaration of war actually does.
It is a DIPLOMATIC tool, NOT MILITARY. The ONLY thing that will happen is that the Mexican ambassador will be summoned to the Oval Office, where he will be presented a nice, prettily printed sheet of paper with Congress's Declaration of War. Then he will say, "Oh, Senor, I am so crestfallen that things had to turn out this way. I ask for safe passage back to Mexico for myself, my staff and our families." We reply "Yes, that is being arranged, and accordance with the Vienna Convention of 1961, the premises of the Mexican embassy will continue to be protected."
THAT'S IT. What this does for a war on cartels I have no idea.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 24, 2023 02:22 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 24, 2023 02:26 AM (f0XAF)
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2023 02:33 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at August 24, 2023 02:37 AM (hBG3V)
Must consider how to include this into defense of the cave of Diogenes.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 23, 2023 10:12 PM (hv9bm)
Full sized ones are effective against cavalry and wheeled vehicles. Small sized ones should work on infantry.
Posted by: Satai Delenn at August 24, 2023 02:38 AM (fcvJg)
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2023 03:05 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2023 03:13 AM (T4tVD)
Why do ya need a bread clip in your wallet ?
Are bread clips gonna be the new currency ?
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2023 03:16 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2023 03:34 AM (T4tVD)
I seriously wonder if any advertising on the Internet is legitimate.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 24, 2023 03:42 AM (f0XAF)
Trans genocide does not exist.
It is just as genuine as mule genocide. But mules are sterile and therefore cannot reproduce ... oh, NOW I see ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2023 03:49 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2023 03:55 AM (MOY79)
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2023 04:02 AM (MOY79)
we are getting a taste of Wolfus's weather here, it's after midnight and still 83 degrees, gaaack.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 24, 2023
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Morning, sock! Yeah, I've stopped looking at the local TV to see what the temp or weather is, it's always the damn same. My car told me it was 102 yesterday afternoon at 4, and I had been parked in the shade.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 24, 2023 04:04 AM (omVj0)
It's coming back but very slowly.
Welp. The curse of the reader is finishing up one book and then not being able to decide what to read next...
May have to check out the Moron Recommendations...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 23, 2023 10:41 PM (BpYfr)
Wait. I reviewed a couple of books the last few weeks. None of interest to you???
Posted by: OrangeEnt
'How To Make A Successful Movie', link at the bottom of the very-basic-for-now website: leneal.com
It's a quick read.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 24, 2023 04:05 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 24, 2023 06:48 AM (sJHOI)
That is what I do.. www.Payathome7.com
Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at August 24, 2023 12:41 PM (K1UGK)
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