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Hawaiian Power Company Could Have Replaced the Aging Transmission Wires That Sparked the Wildfires -- But Spent Its Money on "Climate Change" Instead

One of the many, many failings of leftists is that they disdain mundane repair work and upgrades. They only see Grandiose Battles against Existential Threats, because they are narcissists who must always create a narrative around themselves making them fantasy-fiction heroes.

So they ignore the boring work of simply keeping infrastructure in good state of repair, instead crusading to Save the World.

While bridges crumble and roads are worn to patches, the left continues Fighting Infrastructure Racism.

That failing, the refusal to do the little things necessary to sustain civilization itself, just murdered hundreds of people.

And they're not ashamed of it.

They're proud, and calling for new Global Crusades.


The Wall Street Journal reported Wednesday that Hawaiian Electric, the biggest power supplier in the state, focused on shifting to renewable energy sources to combat climate change, rather than spending money to address fire risk around its power lines.

Earlier that day, John Podesta, a left-wing stalwart who advises President Joe Biden on clean energy, took to the White House podium to blame climate change for the wildfire in Maui, which destroyed Lahaina and has likely killed hundreds of people.

Even faced with the reality that spending money on wasteful green feelgoodery actually killed hundreds of people, the cultish left shrieks about their Heroic Mission to Fight the Weather.


"To stop these disasters from getting even worse, we have to cut the carbon pollution that is driving the climate crisis, and that's what the Inflation Reduction Act is all about," Podesta said, using the disaster to promote Biden's law on its first anniversary.

Apparently the kindling for the wildfires was an non-native species of grass which catches fire easily. Moron Robbie says this was planted intentionally to feed livestock, because it's drought-resistant. But maybe it also spread out into the wild.

Not much can be done about that. But Hawaiian Electric could have spent money to upgrade its aged transmission wires to make them more resistant to wind.


The Journal reported that suspicion is rapidly focusing on Hawaiian Electric's power lines, which are suspended from telephone poles, many of which were downed in the wind, and some of which were seen sparking in the hours before the wildfire spread.

The Wall Street Journal points out that California also saw wildfires caused by aging power lines:

Since [California power company Pacific Gas and Electric]'s bankruptcy, Hawaiian Electric has made reference in regulatory filings to the risks of power-line fires, but it waited years to take significant action, documents and interviews show. During that period, the company was undertaking a state-mandated shift to renewable energy.

...

In filings over the next two years with the Hawaii Public Utilities Commission, which is tasked with approving utility projects and spending, the company made only passing reference to wildfire mitigation.

...

Former regulators and energy company officials said the utility was focused at that time on procuring renewable energy. Hawaii has been on a push to convert to renewables since 2008, when a run-up in oil prices sent electrical rates at Hawaiian Electric--which relied on petroleum imports for 80% of its energy supply--through the roof. In 2015, lawmakers passed legislation mandating that the state derive 100% of its electricity from renewable sources by 2045, the first such requirement in the U.S.

Leftists routinely laugh and taunt when there's a weather-related disaster in red states. Leftists claim that red states did this to themselves, and so deserve it.

We on the right are not anti-human like all real leftists are, so we don't dance in the endzone when people in blue states die due to their own shortsighted, insane choices.

But it is worth noting that this is a situation in which the anti-human left would cheer deaths.

Posted by: Ace at 01:15 PM




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1 yo

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 12:15 PM (us2H3)

2 Without climate change, they wouldn't have had to make this decision.

So, the fault is climate change and Republicans in Alabama who won't vote for a climate tax.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

3 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame at August 17, 2023 12:16 PM (53oGX)

4 "To stop these disasters from getting even worse, we have to cut the carbon pollution that is driving the climate crisis, and that's what the Inflation Reduction Act is all about," Podesta said, using the disaster to promote Biden's law on its first anniversary.

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How many years do I have to run my AC on full power, keeping the house at 63 degrees with it 90 degrees outside, to match one minute of a volcano erupting?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

5 I'm here.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 17, 2023 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)

6 top nine or ten, maybe eleven

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 12:17 PM (B1FKF)

7 The new climate friendly Hawaii needs no electricity.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at August 17, 2023 12:17 PM (3TXY8)

8 Here in San Diego, whenever the winds blow particularly hard, some areas in the rural east county get their power cut off. Why? Because the local power company was sued and lost big time because their power lines were the nexus for at least one of the fires one year (never mind the worst fires were the results of stupidity--a hunter got lost and set a signal fire-- or arson).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2023 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

9 I also read someplace that the water utility refused to charge the fire hydrant system when the fire first started. Not sure if that is true or not though or if it is just a rumor.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2023 12:18 PM (QNSds)

10 One question: Did city hall burn down?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 12:18 PM (hv9bm)

11 One of the many, many failings of leftists is that they disdain mundane repair work and upgrades. They only see Grandiose Battles against Existential Threats, because they are narcissists who must always create a narrative around themselves making them fantasy-fiction heroes.

So they ignore the boring work of simply keeping infrastructure in good state of repair, instead crusading to Save the World.

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They also view maintenance as a sunk cost that doesn't accomplish anything new. This is also true, but that doesn't make maintenance a bad idea.

Building a new road into an area does something new. Maintaining an existing road just costs money. So if you have to choose between maintenance and something new you can slap your name on, most government types will choose something new.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:18 PM (kBSKe)

12 My care level for anyone that resides in HI -->

_|_______________

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 17, 2023 12:18 PM (/MvYl)

13 They removed a bunch of that pesky Canopy and are now ready for a transition to solar power!

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2023 12:18 PM (6ox+6)

14 Climate change is a purely political movement. Nothing to do with science. In addition, it posits that we puny mortals can fix it, which we clearly can't.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 12:18 PM (MeG8a)

15
We need to stop weaponizing the catastrophic mistakes made by the Hawaiian government and the policies it promotes and focus on the root causes of this disaster: your internal combustion engine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (MoZTd)

16 The Wall Street Journal reported Wednesday that Hawaiian Electric, the biggest power supplier in the state, focused on shifting to renewable energy sources to combat climate change, rather than spending money to address fire risk around its power lines.
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Out of curiosity, how much of this was its own idea as opposed to a mandate handed down by the state?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (kBSKe)

17 So, really, this means the fires ackshully WERE caused by climate change!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (k6uu5)

18 Always schedule timely maintenance and repair checks.

Otherwise, your equipment will schedule it for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (ElM8W)

19 "To stop these disasters from getting even worse, we have to cut the carbon pollution that is driving the climate crisis, and that's what the Inflation Reduction Act is all about," Podesta said, using the disaster to promote Biden's law on its first anniversary.
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Citation needed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (kBSKe)

20 Brought to you by the same idiots who scared the life out of Hawai'ian citizens with a FALSE missile alert.

But couldn't be bothered to use the sirens.

Damn them to Pele.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (tLlUO)

21 So they ignore the boring work of simply keeping infrastructure in good state of repair, instead crusading to Save the World.
________

Another example why we can still call ourselves "conservatives". As Waugh argued, conserving civilization is a full time job.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (brAQZ)

22 The ultimate narcissistic hubris is thinking that anything you do can change the weather. These people are dangerous

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (flINI)

23 Coming soon to a California near you.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (6VKyY)

24 >>I also read someplace that the water utility refused to charge the fire hydrant system


Without water, it ceases being a Fire Hydrant System.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (6ox+6)

25 15
We need to stop weaponizing the catastrophic mistakes made by the Hawaiian government and the policies it promotes and focus on the root causes of this disaster: your internal combustion engine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (MoZTd)

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This is just weather.

It's nothing compared to the failings of southeastern conservatives who burn less energy than northeastern liberals being in the way of hurricanes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

26 Green power still needs distribution infrastructure...in good repair.

Posted by: BignJames at August 17, 2023 12:20 PM (AwYPR)

27 'Even faced with the reality that spending money on wasteful green feelgoodery actually killed hundreds of people, the cultish left shrieks about their Heroic Mission'

Of course they did. They're a cult.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 17, 2023 12:20 PM (2OL6m)

28 Do-Gooderism Kills

Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 12:20 PM (geLO8)

29 When is President Demented Degenerate going to be there?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 17, 2023 12:20 PM (HfNu5)

30 Doing the basic work of maintaining civilization entails a risk of collaborating with those who are Not Of Our Tribe.

That's a big risk for them to be taking.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 17, 2023 12:20 PM (dCOpd)

31 10 One question: Did city hall burn down?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 12:18 PM (hv9bm)

Why, does he intend to if it didn't?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2023 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

32 Always schedule timely maintenance and repair checks.

Otherwise, your equipment will schedule it for you.
Posted by: rickb223

Yep.
Another. "You never have time to fix it right, but always find the time to fix it again."

Posted by: MkY at August 17, 2023 12:20 PM (cPGH3)

33 the climate warriors never express any forward metrics

no matter how much they spend and no matter the on the ground facts, they will always having their guiding principle to cling to

"it woulda been worse had we done had we done nothing"

the reason why the left loves this game

it's fixed

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 12:20 PM (us2H3)

34 And they're not ashamed of it.

They're proud, and calling for new Global Crusades.
***

When do we get to start pushing back?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 12:20 PM (hv9bm)

35 I saw Cultish Left Shrieks open for Red Hot Chilly Peppers at the Blaisdell Center back in 2018....

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 12:21 PM (+T4jH)

36 Former regulators and energy company officials said the utility was focused at that time on procuring renewable energy. Hawaii has been on a push to convert to renewables since 2008, when a run-up in oil prices sent electrical rates at Hawaiian Electric--which relied on petroleum imports for 80% of its energy supply--through the roof. In 2015, lawmakers passed legislation mandating that the state derive 100% of its electricity from renewable sources by 2045, the first such requirement in the U.S.
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"I can miss the 'renewables' target by focusing on operations and maintenance and get fired, or I can let it languish and hit the 'renewables' target and collect a bonus and keep my job."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:21 PM (kBSKe)

37 I'll just leave this here for anyone keeping up at home. Yesterday:

"Treu recorded three videos to Facebook on Aug. 8 starting at 6:40 a.m., three minutes after authorities say they received the first report of the fire. Holding a hose in one hand and his phone in the other, he streamed live as the first police cruisers arrived and can be heard warning officers about the live power lines laying in the road.

...By 9 a.m., Maui officials declared the fire "100% contained," and the firefighters left. But about 2 p.m., Arconado said the same area had reignited.

https://tinyurl.com/26ol9qw4

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:21 PM (1cF3m)

38 "Hawaiian Electric's power lines, which are suspended from telephone poles, many of which were downed in the wind, and some of which were seen sparking in the hours before the wildfire spread."

Downed by the wind? By the WIND? Wait a cotton-pickin' minute. I thought the wind was pure and good and a Savior of Great Gaia and could never do any harm to the blessed leftist Climate Admitters in leftwing Hawaii. The wind-power experts told me so. Right? Right?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 17, 2023 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

39 When do we get to start pushing back?

--

2016 and 2020

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:21 PM (1cF3m)

40 32 Always schedule timely maintenance and repair checks.

Otherwise, your equipment will schedule it for you.
Posted by: rickb223

now you tell me

Posted by: John Holmes at August 17, 2023 12:21 PM (us2H3)

41 So they ignore the boring work of simply keeping infrastructure in good state of repair, instead crusading to Save the World.

While bridges crumble and roads are worn to patches, the left continues Fighting Infrastructure Racism.

---------

"They're counting on the tens of millions of illiterate peasant third-world illegal alien hordes flooding over the southern border to take care of it, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 12:22 PM (6VKyY)

42 At this rate many us will be lucky to have indoor plumbing in a few years. HVAC and electricity will be a luxury soon. All brought to you by your neighborhood commies.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 17, 2023 12:22 PM (yRved)

43 13 They removed a bunch of that pesky Canopy and are now ready for a transition to solar power!

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2023 12:18 PM (6ox+6)

just put the solar power panels on stilts taller than the canopy. And hope the next hurricane to hit doesn't turn them into expensive junk.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2023 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

44 I'm thinking the fires were caused by direct energy weapons.

My only solid proof of that is that all the fact checkers have put out articles declaring that it most definitely wasn't direct energy weapons.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 17, 2023 12:22 PM (bDVUn)

45 "Apparently the kindling for the wildfires was an alien, invasive species of grass which catches fire easily.

Not much can be done about that."

You're wrong on this one. Controlled burns could have helped.

Of course, controlled burns count against CO2 goals, while wildfires don't. So it's better to have much worse fires that kill scores of people than to hurt our climate change metrics.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2023 12:22 PM (zjgNU)

46 IIt's not very hard to work out publicly available material and figure out the time line of how this fired started, and how it progressed. There's a cell phone video already on YouTube showing it starting, and the immediately ineffectual response.

What's astounding (but not surprising) is that Government Media is doing everything thing they can to try and hide the reasons this occurred - just like they did with Covid. They're about at the stage where they will just try to kill all talk about the story completely, like they did with East Palestine, Ohio - but Lahaina has a visibility that makes that difficult.

Especially when you consider how 100 good leftists all got barbecued inside their own homes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 12:22 PM (i9ffA)

47 Apparently the kindling for the wildfires was an alien, invasive species of grass which catches fire easily.

Posted by: Ace at 01:15 PM

Actually, they could have done a whole lot to mitigate these fires. They could have simply cut the grass into fire breaks, they could have planted trees, etc.

This is mismanagement on a grand scale.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2023 12:22 PM (A3700)

48 Are the underbrush clearing teams primarily made up of gen-zers with college educations?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

49 One of the many, many failings of leftists is that they disdain mundane repair work and upgrades. They only see Grandiose Battles against Existential Threats, because they are narcissists who must always create a narrative around themselves making them fantasy-fiction heroes.

No kidding. Politicians want their names on buildings, parks and roads. Unless there is a mechanism to transfer the names of politicians who championed the upgrades to existing projects, repairs ain't gonna happen.

There is no glory in the Mayor Joe Blow Weed and Tree Powerline Mitigation Project, nor in fixing the crumbling water treatment plant. Helps explain why Flint Michigan never fixed its water problems.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2023 12:22 PM (p8A+W)

50 18 Always schedule timely maintenance and repair checks.

Otherwise, your equipment will schedule it for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (ElM8W)

at a much higher cost.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2023 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

51 >Apparently the kindling for the wildfires was an alien, invasive species of grass which catches fire easily.


this sentence confuses me
any dry vegetation will burn
unless I'm wrong™

Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 12:23 PM (geLO8)

52 Sounds like they maybe should have spent a little money replacing worn out power poles. They'll certainly be doing that now.

Posted by: huerfano at August 17, 2023 12:23 PM (7zEAH)

53 Where could you possibly find a source of renewable energy when living on an active volcano?

I wonder...

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2023 12:23 PM (6ox+6)

54 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Hawaii has been on a push to convert to renewables since 2008,


So they haven't done squat in 15 years?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 12:23 PM (ElM8W)

56 And apparently the state and federal governments are the only entities allowed to clear the underbrush and fuel from forests. It seems to be illegal for anyone else to do it without permission from the governments.

I assume it's because the state and feds (and whatever school) own the vast majority of land.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:23 PM (1cF3m)

57 From Lawrence of Arabia. Once the Arab's conquered Damascus each tribe was given an infrastructure responsibility. Hilarity ensued and it reminds me of what to expect if the lunatic left ends of running everything.

https://youtu.be/YhBIPZCVj84

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 12:23 PM (kxv2o)

58 You will conform or they will kill you. Period.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

59 lemme see if i understand this: this horrible fire was due to improperly maintained power lines so the solution is more solar and wind energy? how will the electricity from the solar panels be carried any where, by donkeys transporting batteries from house to house?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 12:23 PM (B1FKF)

60 Willowed:

How do we get away from the 2 party system....

Eh, the two party system is almost the perfect political system as set up by the Founding Fathers.

My read on the Constitution/Amendments is that they wished to essentially set up a UniParty with two wings. You know, everyone pro-America, patriotic, Christian(ish), educated, clear on the law, with a stake in the country and society, etc.

And two Parties, each to keep the eye on the other Party to prevent systematic corruption, and to fight for the betterment of their fellow Americans. The parties or wings would basically fight over how much absolute freedom vs how much control the gov't should have.

The rest, if not spelled out in the Constitution, goes to the states to do as the voters wanted. So, in Texas, we might not have abortion whereas in California, they're serving up fetus Sloppy Joes.

The problem is that the Uniparty is now anti-America, fuck the citizens, serve the Chinese, and grab as much moolah as you are able.

I don't know how you recenter that.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2023 12:23 PM (QzZeQ)

61 We fucked up.
Now give us more money. or else.

Posted by: Government at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (/uwTS)

62 As Ace points out: there's no hrift money in QPM (Quarterly Preventative Maintenance)

But if not done: it will kill you.

How many of those windmills are turning because of this?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (FxH7T)

63 Jack Lord would not have let this happen.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (/MvYl)

64 24 >>I also read someplace that the water utility refused to charge the fire hydrant system


Without water, it ceases being a Fire Hydrant System.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (6ox+6)

Unless it's a fire hydrant like the firefighters in Fahrenheit 451

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (ynpvh)

65 Are the underbrush clearing teams primarily made up of gen-zers with college educations?

Then use goats and other livestock without college degrees to clear the underbrush.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (p8A+W)

66 29 When is President Demented Degenerate going to be there?
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Well, they have to fly in the Presidential CH-46 and then fly in Air Force One with the decaying piece of meat to get a photo op in the ashes of Lahaina. He will probably mumble something and be gone, soon after the mumble. Its all about being a leader with deep emotions to his people.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (FndDK)

67 Climate change is the cause? This exhibits a number of the Left’s ten mental defects.

1. History only starts yesterday - wild fires have been around since there has been plant fuel on earth to burn
2. Inability to determine cause and effect
3. Congenital liars
4. Ends justify the means - ( why they will lie about the cause)

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (MNhXM)

68 dont fix shit, spend money on feel good projects and fat bonuses, area destroyed to negligence, revbuild 15min smart city, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (CIS44)

69 >>Apparently the kindling for the wildfires was an alien, invasive species of grass which catches fire easily.


If only they knew about Goats.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (6ox+6)

70 I also read someplace that the water utility refused to charge the fire hydrant system when the fire first started. Not sure if that is true or not though or if it is just a rumor.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2023 12:18 PM (QNSds)

What I read is that one housing development asked for a release of the water supply to combat the fire early on in their area. Took over a day of arguing before it was release and that was too late. The guy in charge of the water is a native Hawaiian and eco nut who believes we shouldn't use water. Until certain things happen to these people, it will continue.

Posted by: WOPR at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (WVeiZ)

71 Interestingly, the article implies that the company was pressured by the stupid 100% renewable mandate by the state which caused negligence in clearing vegetation.

Sort of tough to assign 100% blame on the company. They deserve a portion of blame, because they are greenie dumbass dipshits, but the gubmint has an equal, if not more, of a hand in this.

As a long time shareholder (not much, maybe 100 sh), I am curious to see what will happen to the stock. It already dropped 50%.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (ufFY8)

72 Always schedule timely maintenance and repair checks.

Otherwise, your equipment will schedule it for you.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023


***
That's why I keep an eye on maintenance for my cars.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (J2vNu)

73 water utility refused to charge the fire hydrant system when the fire first started.

Didn't the Hawaiians used to throw people into the volcano to appease the weather gods? Maybe ought to look into that again...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (k6uu5)

74 37
'By 9 a.m., Maui officials declared the fire "100% contained," and the firefighters left. But about 2 p.m., Arconado said the same area had reignited.'

Yes, they put the fire they were called about at 9:00AM. Did you want them to just *sit there* doing nothing until 2 PM?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 17, 2023 12:25 PM (2OL6m)

75 Without water, it ceases being a Fire Hydrant System.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (6ox+6)
++++
Hydrants connected to nothing is the Red Chinese way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:25 PM (kBSKe)

76 *reads headline*

Somehow, I'm not surprised.

Posted by: pookysgirl, quintessential Ette at August 17, 2023 12:25 PM (dtlDP)

77 "Apparently the kindling for the wildfires was an alien, invasive species of grass which catches fire easily.

Not much can be done about that."

You're wrong on this one. Controlled burns could have helped.

Of course, controlled burns count against CO2 goals, while wildfires don't. So it's better to have much worse fires that kill scores of people than to hurt our climate change metrics.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


Goats. 100's of goats.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 12:25 PM (ElM8W)

78 I hope my children can one day live in a world where they are free from the threat of...a particularly strong gust of wind.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 17, 2023 12:25 PM (KbCG3)

79 37 I'll just leave this here for anyone keeping up at home. Yesterday:

"Treu recorded three videos to Facebook on Aug. 8 starting at 6:40 a.m., three minutes after authorities say they received the first report of the fire. Holding a hose in one hand and his phone in the other, he streamed live as the first police cruisers arrived and can be heard warning officers about the live power lines laying in the road.

...By 9 a.m., Maui officials declared the fire "100% contained," and the firefighters left. But about 2 p.m., Arconado said the same area had reignited.

https://tinyurl.com/26ol9qw4

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:21 PM (1cF3m)

Mission Accomplished!--GW Bush

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2023 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

80 re 55: they've done lots of squats. look at sen maizie

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 12:25 PM (B1FKF)

81 Speaking of maintenance and the necessity of performing it regularly and competently…. I wonder if our military under Lloyd Austin and Milley Vanilli have had any focus whatsoever on routine maintenance of all our military hardware so that in case of war it all… you know… works? What with all their concern about climate and trannys I highly doubt it…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2023 12:25 PM (nNI2N)

82 When is President Demented Degenerate going to be there?
Posted by: That Northernlurker
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I would expect Kamala to be dispatched. I mean, she hasn't got anything else to do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2023 12:25 PM (qlgfj)

83 Are the underbrush clearing teams primarily made up of gen-zers with college educations?

If its like CO and CA, it's illegal to clear out the underbrush and dead shit. which is why nature then cleans it out...with a fire.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2023 12:26 PM (CIS44)

84 This sad events reinforces the need to spend every last dime we have on stopping climate change.
Remember, it is for the children.
/

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 17, 2023 12:26 PM (jQxGa)

85 Directed energy weapons, I knew little or nothing about them until very recently. Now I know way too much about them. Things like, dozens of nations have them and use them.
So, when I might have chuckled and rolled my eyes 2 weeks ago, today, I'd say you can't rule them out.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 12:26 PM (MeG8a)

86 And the left would rather see 100 people die and 1,000 missing than ignore "climate change." This entire country has lost its damned mind.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2023 12:26 PM (d2bW3)

87 The War in Ukraine -- if it doesn't eventually go nuclear -- will be a drop in the bucket (SWIDT?) compared to the damage & cost of The Irrationally Insane "War on Weather."

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 12:26 PM (6VKyY)

88 Jack Lord would not have let this happen.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 17, 2023


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I was going to say, neither would Jack London. But he was a Socialist, wasn't he?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 12:26 PM (J2vNu)

89 Green Energy is the future, jack. Come on man.

Posted by: Bob Peters at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (5xURv)

90
Green energy = Cremation

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (+oR7L)

91 >>When is President Demented Degenerate going to be there?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd


I think he has that Lake Tahoe vacation first
my theory is that Biden can't survive a non-stop flight from DC to Hawaii, so he has to stop over about halfway so his medical team can re-animate him for the 2nd leg of the trip to the Islands

Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (geLO8)

92 I love that John Podesta has re-emerged. Hillary can't be far behind.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (ptElO)

93 And the left would rather see 100 people die and 1,000 missing than ignore "climate change." This entire country has lost its damned mind.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2023 12:26 PM (d2bW3)
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And, when those bodies pile up, they remain blameless because it's due to Climate Change!

At's almost perfect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (kBSKe)

94 They did the same with COVID deaths in nursing homes. They were PROUD of their actions that "saved" (i.e., murdered) hundreds of innocent, defenseless people.

The Left are anti-humans savages whose bloodlust will only be sated when ALL HUMANITY is wiped of the face of the Earth.

Fuck the Left.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (YIVH2)

95
The wind from an average hurricane - itself a small fraction of the total energy of the storm - puts out as much power as half the annual worldwide electricity production. There were 30-some hurricanes, cyclones and typhoons in 2022. That should tell you something.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (MoZTd)

96 Did we ever determine if Cuomo has a higher body count than Kathleen Blanco?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (tLlUO)

97
Here in San Diego, whenever the winds blow particularly hard, some areas in the rural east county get their power cut off. Why? Because the local power company was sued and lost big time because their power lines were the nexus for at least one of the fires one year (never mind the worst fires were the results of stupidity--a hunter got lost and set a signal fire-- or arson).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

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Same up here in the oft-sued PG&E territory with the shutoffs. People in the hills of Oakland/Berkeley sometimes go 72 hours without power. Except I honestly can't tell what makes this area burn. I get the impression PG&E is woke as shyte and spending their resources on something other than safety. At the same time, the California Public Utilities Commission doesn't seem to know much about producing energy without burning down forests either.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (GfaCo)

98 58 You will conform or they will kill you. Period.

I just hope I see it coming and make it costly as hell for them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (2OL6m)

99 I hate to say it, but I have little sympathy for these dead idiots. They voted for this. They supported this. They despised people like me for trying to warn them. So I despise them right back. Now they can take it good and hard. Pain is the ultimate teacher.

But nothing will change. Not enough people died to spark any real change. The relatives of the murdered people will continue to vote Democrap and support the same suicidally stupid policies that caused the fires in the first place. And they will continue to despise me. So be it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

100 "Apparently the kindling for the wildfires was an alien, invasive species of grass which catches fire easily.

Not much can be done about that."

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Ah, they're trying to muddy the water by using "invasive" and "non-native" interchangeably.

From what I understand wasn't really invasive. Non-native, yes. But planted because it's drought resistant and used to feed livestock. It was there on purpose, just mismanaged.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (1cF3m)

101 >>>When is President Demented Degenerate going to be there?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

Funny how sponge-brain shit-pants is ready for Hawaii but never bothered to go to any other tragedies in the 48 states.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (d2bW3)

102 Some guy named Miles Stone has already published a book on the Maui fires, "Fire and Fury". Three guesses as to what he says is the cause.

Interesting that the release date was August 10, when the fires were still going- I think they started on August 8? So make of that what you will.

Posted by: Moki at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (JrN/x)

103 >>>Always schedule timely maintenance and repair checks.

Otherwise, your equipment will schedule it for you.
Posted by: rickb223

hah!

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (KRtlO)

104
69 >>Apparently the kindling for the wildfires was an alien, invasive species of grass which catches fire easily.


If only they knew about Goats.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (6ox+6)

You want a goat problem? Cause that's how you get a goat problem.

Posted by: Bob Peters at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (5xURv)

105 Jack Lord would not have let this happen.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 17, 2023 12:24 PM (/MvYl)

***

Word

Posted by: Don Ho at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (flINI)

106 Directed energy weapons, I knew little or nothing about them until very recently. Now I know way too much about them. Things like, dozens of nations have them and use them.
So, when I might have chuckled and rolled my eyes 2 weeks ago, today, I'd say you can't rule them out.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 12:26 PM (MeG8a)

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"Where have you gone, Mister Arthur Bell
A nation turns its lonely HAARP to you ... woo, hoo, hoo."

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (6VKyY)

107 re 77: goats. problem solved. then curry.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (B1FKF)

108 Britney Spears ‘ husband, Sam Asghari, has filed for divorce from the superstar 14 months after they were married, a person familiar with the filing said late Wednesday.

The person, who is close to Asghari but not authorized to speak publicly, confirmed the filing happened Wednesday, hours after several outlets including TMZ and People magazine reported the couple had separated.

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (RHGPo)

109 81 Under their leadership, we'll be like The Kingdom of Belgium, pre WW2 , where each soldier got one round a month to make sure his rifle worked.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (0EOe9)

110 The same phenomenon happens with "gun violence." For generations, the one and only response to a mass shooting is more gun control legislation. That's it. Doesn't matter if that had anything to do with the murders or would help reduce them in the future, the answer is always gun control legislation. After generations and generations of this response being ineffective, I can only conclude that these people do *not* care about preventing gun violence. They care about confiscating guns from law abiding citizens. That isn't merely a means to an end, it is the end itself. Same thing with these supposed "climate disasters." They don't care. They just want to send everyone back to the stone ages.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (YQ4mh)

111 90
Green energy = Cremation

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (+oR7L)

There are newer methods; acid wash and composting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

112 'It was science what done 'em in.'

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (z3WCn)

113 >>>From what I understand wasn't really invasive. Non-native, yes. But planted because it's drought resistant and used to feed livestock. It was there on purpose, just mismanaged.

ah. but mightn't it have spread in the wild, too?

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (KRtlO)

114 We've left out the part about how the hugely expensive regional warning siren system had been turned off because it announced a missile attack a few months ago and that was embarrassing to the people that built it.

So they decided the best choice was just to turn it all off but not tell anyone about it, so the rubes would still think it was working.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (i9ffA)

115 >>>And, when those bodies pile up, they remain blameless because it's due to Climate Change!

At's almost perfect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


You aren't wrong. It wasn't the faulty lines, it was the sun's heat!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (d2bW3)

116 When I was in junior high I thought Jack Lord was the coolest dude ever. Loved the show and the opening song

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (nNI2N)

117 Without water, it ceases being a Fire Hydrant System.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (6ox+6)

Lahaina was literally right on the shore, right? So why not run a suction pipeline out to sea, and have big diesel-powered pumps to charge the hydrant system with seawater if the need arises? Once the fires are out, purge the lines with a small slug of the precious fresh water.

But Hawaii is run by the terminally stupid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (pPaDm)

118 Maui County voted 66.6% (not making the number up) for Biden. I kinda give no fucks what happens to them.

Posted by: Montec at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (Cr2ZZ)

119 Some guy named Miles Stone has already published a book on the Maui fires, "Fire and Fury". Three guesses as to what he says is the cause.

Interesting that the release date was August 10, when the fires were still going- I think they started on August 8? So make of that what you will.
Posted by: Moki at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (JrN/x)
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I once knew a guy by that name.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (kBSKe)

120 But it is worth noting that this is a situation in which the anti-human left would cheer deaths.

______________

I remember the regular press stories when anyone unvaxed supposedly died from covid.

For this same reason, I never understood why terrorists keep hitting blue areas. If 9/11 had happened in Alabama, the lefties would have been cheering.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (asFJF)

121 Off Biden Pseudonym.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (5xURv)

122 Ancient Hawaiians revered electricity as a god. They have to learn to revere electrons and become one with it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (AasIe)

123 my theory is that Biden can't survive a non-stop flight from DC to Hawaii, so he has to stop over about halfway so his medical team can re-animate him for the 2nd leg of the trip to the Islands

Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 12:27 PM (geLO


I'll bet AF1 is pressurized. to sea level.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (A3700)

124 Goats. 100's of goats.

Posted by: rickb22

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This is said jokingly, but it's 100% correct. Even the pro-Global Warming experts are saying it was an obvious and cheap solution along with fire-breaks, and it makes so sense that the government didn't try to maintain the property.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (1cF3m)

125 The real John Podesta is in Gitmo.

*giggles*

Posted by: Q at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (e4nJH)

126 15
We need to stop weaponizing the catastrophic mistakes made by the Hawaiian government and the policies it promotes and focus on the root causes of this disaster: your internal combustion engine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 12:19 PM (MoZTd)
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And whiteness. And anti LGBTQWERTY h8.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (brAQZ)

127 It's funny how our society can rationally discuss invasive, destructive, incompatible species of non-native plants and animals, but not peoples and cultures.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (kjOVp)

128 dont fix shit, spend money on feel good projects and fat bonuses, area destroyed to negligence, revbuild 15min smart city, barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Spend money to tear down monuments. Life will be better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (qlgfj)

129
Incompetence of state and local officials caused the deaths in Katrina but GWB got all the blame. Look for the Nearest Available Republican ploy to be put into operation. It will be fervently proclaimed and believed regardless of its implausibility.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (MoZTd)

130 Yeah, at some point, there are going to be some big fires in this area.

They never clear out the dead trees and underbrush in the parks, etc, don't keep the grass mowed down even when dried out by the 100*+ heat,

all becuz it's not "natural" to do so.

And spent the money on silly crap like picturesque boulders in the parking lot.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (QzZeQ)

131 "Frazier and Trauernicht said it was impossible to know what would have happened if the grasses had been removed. But reducing the coverage – using grazing animals, for example – could have tamed the fire’s intensity, they said, while farming activity, reforestation or fire breaks might have slowed its progress."

https://tinyurl.com/2yhf6ddp

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (1cF3m)

132 Some guy named Miles Stone has already published a book on the Maui fires, "Fire and Fury". Three guesses as to what he says is the cause.

Interesting that the release date was August 10, when the fires were still going- I think they started on August 8? So make of that what you will.

Posted by: Moki at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (JrN/x)

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Not. Creepy. At. All.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (6VKyY)

133 "They're proud, and calling for new Global Crusades."

Sounds good to me. Let the last New York oligarch be strangled with the entrails of the last climate scientist.

Posted by: trev006 at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (+Wz5+)

134 94
'ALL HUMANITY is wiped of the face of the Earth.'

I propose to help the left with part of that job.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (2OL6m)

135 'By 9 a.m., Maui officials declared the fire "100% contained," and the firefighters left.

You can't leave while you're 'containing' a fire.

So at least they didn't lie.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (Sv58p)

136 >>>But Hawaii is run by the terminally stupid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It's a shame Hirono wasn't there.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (d2bW3)

137 It is kind of ironic that a small island in the middle of the ocean burned down for lack of water.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (AasIe)

138 We on the right are not anti-human like all real leftists are, so we don't dance in the endzone when people in blue states die due to their own shortsighted, insane choices.

But it is worth noting that this is a situation in which the anti-human left would cheer deaths.


The local pub had the golf channel on yesterday. Every few minutes you saw a chiron about this player or that player donating money or setting up a fund to help out the poor, poor Hawaiians.

Funny, but I don't remember any of them offering to raise money for East Palestine, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 17, 2023 12:31 PM (AW0uW)

139 The fire was 100% contained to the island.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2023 12:31 PM (AasIe)

140 We are very pleased that the fires were untouched by the scourge of gun violence.

Posted by: Every Town For Michael Bloomberg at August 17, 2023 12:31 PM (EcQad)

141 Well now that the area has been cleared of buildings and people they can put up solar panels and wind turbines ! Win, win

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 12:31 PM (bs+z0)

142 >>ah. but mightn't it have spread in the wild, too?


Like most non-native / invasive species, this is the fault of Imperialism.

Europeans brought cattle. They brought seed stock to sow to feed the cattle.

The rest, as they say, is Racisms.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2023 12:31 PM (6ox+6)

143 Afternoon Ace. Not only did they ignore the mundane, it appears that Maui water management would not release the necessary water to fight the fires. Over at gateway pundit there's a video of one of the managers, which might be prior to the fires , discussing the cultural impact of water. I've read elsewhere that there was problems getting permission to use various sources. A perfect intersectional clusterfuck of incompetence, dei, Marxism and climate cultism

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2023 12:31 PM (Vnu5T)

144 >>When I was in junior high I thought Jack Lord was the coolest dude ever.


he could have been President based on his haircut alone

Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 12:31 PM (geLO8)

145 The fire was 100% contained to the island.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2023 12:31 PM (AasIe)



As is the case with every island fire.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

146 The suspected architect of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks and his fellow defendants may never face the death penalty under plea agreements now under consideration to bring an end to their more than decade long prosecution, the Pentagon and FBI have advised families of some of the thousands killed.

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (RHGPo)

147 Rumble is up again. Crowder sez he's a-courtin. Ladies beware.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (MvF+J)

148 137 It is kind of ironic that a small island in the middle of the ocean burned down for lack of water.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (AasIe)

Is it kismet or irony?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (5xURv)

149 The ultimate narcissistic hubris is thinking that anything you do can change the weather
==
Wait, wut? What are you saying?

Posted by: The Aztecs at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (e4nJH)

150 124 Goats. 100's of goats.

Posted by: rickb22

--

This is said jokingly, but it's 100% correct. Even the pro-Global Warming experts are saying it was an obvious and cheap solution along with fire-breaks, and it makes so sense that the government didn't try to maintain the property.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (1cF3m)

Goats are great at turning tropical islands into desert islands.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

151 sea water contains saltpeter

Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (us2H3)

152 25 15
We need to stop weaponizing the catastrophic mistakes made by the Hawaiian government and the policies it promotes and focus on the root causes of this disaster: your internal combustion engine. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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This is just weather.

It's nothing compared to the failings of southeastern conservatives who burn less energy than northeastern liberals being in the way of hurricanes. Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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All governments are pretty efficient at one thing--killing people or allowing people to be killed.

The question that government bureaucrats make all day is who shall be saved and who shall die.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (ZjI9I)

153 We've left out the part about how the hugely expensive regional warning siren system had been turned off because it announced a missile attack a few months ago and that was embarrassing to the people that built it.

So they decided the best choice was just to turn it all off but not tell anyone about it, so the rubes would still think it was working.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (i9ffA)

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Ah, but the new line is that even if the warning system was working, it wouldn't have helped anyone. https://is.gd/VMhL1E

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (DRSnL)

154 The fire was 100% contained to the island.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2023 12:31 PM (AasIe)


Not to be argumentative, but apparently the 80 mph winds actually blew burning embers out into the harbor and burned boats as well.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (bDVUn)

155 140 We are very pleased that the fires were untouched by the scourge of gun violence.
Posted by: Every Town For Michael Bloomberg at August 17, 2023 12:31 PM (EcQad)

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Satire fail.

"The fires in Maui make it ever more clear that the only solution to our ills is to pass S-431 in NY to make it illegal for anyone but illegal immigrants in MS-13 to own guns."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

156 The pathetic thing is that the White House could easily issue a statement like: We offer our deepest sympathies for those lost and suffering from this fire. The president going there will only interrupt current recovery efforts. The president has offered Hawaii all legally available resources to the state government. Meanwhile, the FBI has been tasked with investigating all calls to the survivors about selling their land.

Posted by: WOPR at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (WVeiZ)

157 Humble brag about being at the top of Maslow pyramid.

Trouble is thier peak is a shitty imitation of our peak.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 17, 2023 12:33 PM (m+hoI)

158 Britney Spears ‘ husband, Sam Asghari, has filed for divorce from the superstar 14 months after they were married,

Didn't take long to be sick of her shit.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 17, 2023 12:33 PM (ufFY8)

159 They still don’t realize that the volcanic eruption last year disproved all their “carbon” bullshit.

That eruption raised atmospheric water vapor by 10-15%. Water vapor is 1000 times more warming than CO2. Sure, it is warmer now because of that volcano. But the world isn’t going to end.

A few extra ppm of CO2 isn’t going to cause catastrophe if a 10-13% increase in water vapor didn’t.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2023 12:33 PM (JTwsP)

160 The solution to aging power lines is electric vehicles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2023 12:33 PM (63Dwl)

161 Maybe the "Hawaiian power company" will become like the "Hawaiian judge"--any future utility (or any) company that sacrifices actual improvements/repairs/safeguards in favor of left-wing virtue-signaling that leads to a catastrophic outcome can be a "Hawaiian power company."

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 17, 2023 12:33 PM (YQ4mh)

162 152 All governments are pretty efficient at one thing--killing people or allowing people to be killed.

The question that government bureaucrats make all day is who shall be saved and who shall die.
Posted by: whig at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (ZjI9I)

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I wish they were more concerned with graft and getting more than the other guy by taking the other guy down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

163 158 Britney Spears ‘ husband, Sam Asghari, has filed for divorce from the superstar 14 months after they were married,

Didn't take long to be sick of her shit.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 17, 2023 12:33 PM (ufFY

I wonder if Britney would still take the ride if she knew the full cost of the ticket.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 17, 2023 12:34 PM (KbCG3)

164 =====

Ah, but the new line is that even if the warning system was working, it wouldn't have helped anyone. https://is.gd/VMhL1E
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (DRSnL)



Of course it was........Liberalism means the lack of responsibility for actions.

They f*cked up and the people f*cked up by trusting they'd be kept safe by liberals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

165
I would expect Kamala to be dispatched. I mean, she hasn't got anything else to do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

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Just as soon as she figures out an appropriate Venn diagram and a few words on the meta-meaning of burning to death in your car.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2023 12:34 PM (GfaCo)

166 "Frazier and Trauernicht said it was impossible to know what would have happened if the grasses had been removed. But reducing the coverage – using grazing animals, for example – could have tamed the fire’s intensity

If we are to prevent this from happening again, individual plots must be eliminated. Mega-resorts and golf courses with apartment blocks for the workers- discreetly out of sight, of course- are much more fire-proof.

Posted by: Gov. Josh Green, MD at August 17, 2023 12:34 PM (ptElO)

167 Lahaina was literally right on the shore, right? So why not run a suction pipeline out to sea, and have big diesel-powered pumps to charge the hydrant system with seawater if the need arises? Once the fires are out, purge the lines with a small slug of the precious fresh water.

But Hawaii is run by the terminally stupid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2023 12:29 PM (pPaDm)

That would have required someone in authority to seriously think about the risks and then do something about it, like have the equipment on hand. Well that's Right Out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 12:34 PM (i9ffA)

168 Britney Spears ‘ husband, Sam Asghari, has filed for divorce from the superstar 14 months after they were married, a person familiar with the filing said late Wednesday.

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (RHGPo)

And here I thought they would be together forever.

If she survives the next few years, Britney Spears might eventually realize her father's conservatorship was the best thing for her.

Posted by: trev006 at August 17, 2023 12:34 PM (+Wz5+)

169 Britney Spears ‘ husband, Sam Asghari, has filed for divorce from the superstar 14 months after they were married,

Didn't take long to be sick of her shit.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 17, 2023 12:33 PM



But she JUST got the stripper pole!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

170 Can anyone beat this?

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"The governor of Hawaii blamed the fires on "climate change"


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Probably a lot easier than blaming poor government management of resources.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 11, 2023 07:30 PM (ZLyax)

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:34 PM (1cF3m)

171 They still don’t realize that the volcanic eruption last year disproved all their “carbon” bullshit.

That eruption raised atmospheric water vapor by 10-15%. Water vapor is 1000 times more warming than CO2. Sure, it is warmer now because of that volcano. But the world isn’t going to end.

A few extra ppm of CO2 isn’t going to cause catastrophe if a 10-13% increase in water vapor didn’t.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at

That seems suspiciously close to math and science. The left can not abide either.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2023 12:34 PM (CIS44)

172
Britney Spears ‘ husband, Sam Asghari, has filed for divorce from the superstar 14 months after they were married, a person familiar with the filing said late Wednesday.

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2023 12:28 PM (RHGPo)


Does he get half?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 12:35 PM (MoZTd)

173 I would expect Kamala to be dispatched. I mean, she hasn't got anything else to do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Supposedly Joe and Dr. Jill are going there Monday... Haven't those people suffered enough ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 12:35 PM (bs+z0)

174 13 They removed a bunch of that pesky Canopy and are now ready for a transition to solar power!

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2023 12:18 PM (6ox+6)

just put the solar power panels on stilts taller than the canopy. And hope the next hurricane to hit doesn't turn them into expensive junk.
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The same idiots promoting solar power also believe that we need to block the sun in some way to stop global warming.

Try to square that circle.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2023 12:35 PM (YIVH2)

175 One of the many, many failings of leftists is that they disdain mundane repair work and upgrades. They only see Grandiose Battles against Existential Threats, because they are narcissists who must always create a narrative around themselves making them fantasy-fiction heroes.
So they ignore the boring work of simply keeping infrastructure in good state of repair, instead crusading to Save the World.
While bridges crumble and roads are worn to patches, the left continues Fighting Infrastructure Racism.

👏. This post well explains Blue shithole cities.

Posted by: Ex GOP at August 17, 2023 12:35 PM (C0Gpf)

176 Your bones will pave the way to the future.
-noted Commie/Environmentalist/Technocrat

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2023 12:35 PM (zZu0s)

177
How many years do I have to run my AC on full power, keeping the house at 63 degrees with it 90 degrees outside, to match one minute of a volcano erupting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

++++++++++++++++

Thanks for asking!

Posted by: Your Next Government Climate Boondoggle to Plug Active Volcanoes at August 17, 2023 12:35 PM (GfaCo)

178 171 A few extra ppm of CO2 isn’t going to cause catastrophe if a 10-13% increase in water vapor didn’t.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at

That seems suspiciously close to math and science. The left can not abide either.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2023 12:34 PM (CIS44)

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Math in the comments? Joe Mannix knows the right way to do penance for this, does sniffybigtoe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

179 Apparently being married to Brittney Spears is like riding a moped... It's fun until your friends see you on them

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 17, 2023 12:35 PM (flINI)

180 >Crowder sez he's a-courtin.

His show was p"ssy repellent

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 17, 2023 12:35 PM (m+hoI)

181 One of the many, many failings of leftists is that they disdain mundane repair work and upgrades. They only see Grandiose Battles against Existential Threats, because they are narcissists who must always create a narrative around themselves making them fantasy-fiction heroes. - Ace

This is spot on and extends to natural resource management. In 2022 the US Forest Service royally screwed up when the started two different controlled burns and failed to control them. Some months later 342,000 acres burned up along with 330 or so houses. A significant contributor was the forests that were loaded up with fuel from suppressing fires for a century.

When the tsk-tsking and finger pointing died down the fires were caused, it was determined by leftist propagandists, by a failure to fully account for the effects of climate change.

The Maui fires were not caused by an act of God or climate change. They were caused by the lunatic left and their ignorance about what is required to run a modern technological society.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (kxv2o)

182 When I was in junior high I thought Jack Lord was the coolest dude ever. Loved the show and the opening song
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2023 1


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That opening title sequence looks very modern still today, with the short takes and jump cuts. Amazing to think it was edited by hand, no computers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

183 ace, I think it's worth keeping in mind that the people in charge of everything are also idiots.

The "ruling class" if you will takes pride in not knowing about icky yucky things like maintaining infrastructure.

The lower class people do that kind of work. Not even worth thinking about for people of their intellect and class standing.

They do important stuff like making powerpoint presentations.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (mj0Qp)

184 June 2027: Grand Opening of the Lahaina Casino and 3000-room Luxury Resort Hotel.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (MvF+J)

185 The same idiots promoting solar power also believe that we need to block the sun in some way to stop global warming.

Try to square that circle.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2023 12:35 PM (YIVH2)

Well... I guess if you put enough solar panels in orbit... you could block some small percentage of the sun's rays. Probably not enough to actually notice unless you built a dyson sphere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (zZu0s)

186 124 Susan Sarandon is a left wing loon. She does support a charity that gives goats to third world folks. They are a humble, but useful animal. They provide more milk than a cow by weight. keep the area cleaned, and when the time comes, provide meat and a very sturdy hide. Fun fact. The US Navy and USMC flight jacket, the cool one with the fur collar, is goatskin.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (0EOe9)

187 To paraphrase Mater from “Cars”:

Liberals is so dumb!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (xTRSc)

188 I'm here. i know I said this already but I'm not sure why. I'm at the stage where I don;t care anymore. Nothing happens. Nothing changes. Was reading a book lat night that starts with an alien invasion of a human colonized planet when no previous evidence existed that there were other sentient beings in the universe. Earth has a pact calling for all nations to come together to fight the common enemy. What will it take for people to come together to fight this war on our rights? When did it become okay to deny free speech? it's not jsut here but a worldwide phenomenon. When did we stop caring that there were barbaric countries that treat women like chattel denying them education and marrying them off as children subject to horrific sexual abuse.
I was sort of a hippie back in the day and I know a lot of you have an image of what that means but I was a classical liberal. I believed in free speech, war was bad and women deserved to be treated as equal partners in a relationship.
I am beginning to lose faith that we will ever see those values again.
End of sad rant.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (t/2Uw)

189 Ah, but the new line is that even if the warning system was working, it wouldn't have helped anyone. https://is.gd/VMhL1E
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (DRSnL)

What the idiot who said that didn't realize is that if that were true, then it was idiotic to have ever wasted any money on building it, since it can never work in any conceivable emergency situation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (i9ffA)

190 Ah, but the new line is that even if the warning system was working, it wouldn't have helped anyone. https://is.gd/VMhL1E
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 17, 2023 12:32 PM (DRSnL)

I assume the area has a police department. Why didn't they notify the cops to get out there and make announcements from their bullhorns? They do that where I live with tornado warnings and that is with the pole sirens going off as well.

Posted by: WOPR at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (WVeiZ)

191 Democrats and their policies are always to blame.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2023 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

192 Funny, but I don't remember any of them offering to raise money for East Palestine, though.

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Is that part of Israel?

- 95% of Americans

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:37 PM (1cF3m)

193 It's a feature not a bug.

They made sure not to release water to help them, because it might make water god angry (which sadly isn't a Babylon Bee level gag.)

And now conveniently they're talking about how the government is going to come in and do what they want with the land. They knew they couldn't buy the land off the native locals, so it's just easier to kill them off their land.

Republicans need to hire Tulsi to just go back to Hawaii and do everything to show the people there how Democrats hate them and, like they do everywhere, are using them. Remind them how their Gov and Senators are carpet baggers (and how Hirono has the distinction of being one of the world's few 3 IQ asians)

Worse Congress to worst maybe they'll rise up an secede.


Posted by: Rbastid at August 17, 2023 12:37 PM (C/Wqz)

194 whenever the winds blow particularly hard, some areas in the rural east county get their power cut off. Why?

Because - Fvck the rurals, that's why.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 17, 2023 12:37 PM (jQxGa)

195
Those lives were not spent in vain.

They were sacrifices to the Very Angry Climate gods.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at August 17, 2023 12:37 PM (1hM1d)

196 Joe's dying brain is probably tinder dry. Might not be safe for him to go near flames.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 17, 2023 12:37 PM (HfNu5)

197 I wish they were more concerned with graft and getting more than the other guy by taking the other guy down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The watering hole is drying up as interest paid on debt has now exceeded spending on defense.

Not much better elsewhere in the world. So, you get a selection effect where people go into government or make megabucks to ensure their kith and kin survive and thrive and to do that they must take away from others by any means possible.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2023 12:37 PM (ZjI9I)

198 I would expect Kamala to be dispatched. I mean, she hasn't got anything else to do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Supposedly Joe and Dr. Jill are going there Monday... Haven't those people suffered enough ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023


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Joe will ask, "Where's the luau tonight?" Kamala would ask to visit "Hawaii Five-O."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 12:38 PM (J2vNu)

199 Downtown Lahaina was all wood structures and yes, they burned quickly. Most of the poor people lived higher up in the hills. Those people lived in very humble homes, cottages, bungalows, the roofs were sheet metal, maybe some animals on the property.
Those people got wiped out.
People like Oprah, Bezos and Gates have their own private security and fire departments for their properties.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 12:38 PM (MeG8a)

200 "Our lights are dim, our roads are crumbling"

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at August 17, 2023 12:38 PM (ufFY8)

201 I am neither cheering or crying for the people of Lahaina. Shit happens to all of us. Why do some people think that Maui is so special.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 17, 2023 12:38 PM (BdMk6)

202 I'm doing my part. I'm globally warming some beef short ribs (Dino ribs) on the Traeger, slow smoked at 225° with a dry mustard, brown sugar, paprika, salt, pepper and garlic rub and an occasional apple juice/whiskey spritz.

Bring a side dish.

Posted by: Muldoon, tiptoeing to avoid the sham poo. at August 17, 2023 12:38 PM (991eG)

203 148 137 It is kind of ironic that a small island in the middle of the ocean burned down for lack of water.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2023 12:30 PM (AasIe)

Is it kismet or irony?
*******
Stupidity.

Posted by: Cosda at August 17, 2023 12:38 PM (OvDaD)

204 >That eruption raised atmospheric water vapor by 10-15%. Water vapor is 1000 times more warming than CO2. Sure, it is warmer now because of that volcano. But the world isn’t going to end.

I wonder if this explains the very wet spring and summer we're having here in this part of Colorado

Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 12:39 PM (geLO8)

205 But she JUST got the stripper pole!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

I'm fairly convinced her husband plays for Obama's team.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 17, 2023 12:39 PM (DRSnL)

206 Ace, ICYMI (posted in prior thread):

Watch: Maui official who allegedly fumbled in the wildfire practices faith-based water management

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Hawaiian official M. Kaleo Manuel refused to release water in Maui as the fire raged
Manuel is deputy director of the Department of Land and Natural Resources
Here he is explaining that water should be revered, not used:

https://tinyurl.com/5n6hfcnh

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Water has feelings, too, you know!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 17, 2023 11:17 AM (FVME7)

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 12:39 PM (6VKyY)

207 184 June 2027: Grand Opening of the Lahaina Casino and 3000-room Luxury Resort Hotel.
Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (MvF+J)

Oprah is going to build a giant new Golden House over the footprint of most of what used to be Lahaina, and she's going to put a giant golden naked statue of herself out front, facing the sea.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 12:39 PM (i9ffA)

208

Another one rides the bus

https://binkley2024.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2023 12:39 PM (63Dwl)

209 Robert Reich: U.S. in Goldilocks Economy — ‘I Don’t Recall an Economy That Is This Good’

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2023 12:39 PM (RHGPo)

210 In the end, the Soviet economy was run, not for the betterment of the society, the wellbeing of the citizenry, or even for the efficiency of the Soviet war machine, but to comport with Soviet ideals, and the fill pockets. The failure to create goods for consumption was actually a boon to the economy since chronic shortages hid that the fixed prices were below cost and even better hid that the Ruble should be in hyper inflation. The justification was for international socialism and all the other external threats, and collapsed when things like Chernobyl started happening.
I expect we are now in field of "Neo-capitalist" thinking, where everything advances the dogma of the state, and we will soon arrive at the final stage of perpetual shortages to hide what it has done to us. Without some sort of radical change the "elected" will keep us there until we reach the final stage where they show they have no idea of what they are doing other than stuffing their pockets.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2023 12:39 PM (xhaym)

211 186 124 Susan Sarandon is a left wing loon. She does support a charity that gives goats to third world folks.

Gnats for the poor? Oh? Goals. That's different.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 17, 2023 12:40 PM (HfNu5)

212 plus, have you ever seen a billy's club ??

Posted by: Susan at August 17, 2023 12:40 PM (us2H3)

213 This busty brunette on the beach can't help but be angry when incompetent bureaucrats piss away money and opportunity to "fight climate change" and then blame their failures on "climate change:"
https://is.gd/CSPO5h

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:40 PM (kBSKe)

214 I have a legitimate first world problem. Why in this era of apps do we still have to wait on line for concessions at sporting events? You can miss a whole inning of baseball or close to half a quarter of basketball waiting to order and then waiting on your food. How nice would it be to punch in your order on an app then select a time frame to get your food.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2023 12:40 PM (eWbWf)

215 lemme see if i understand this: this horrible fire was due to improperly maintained power lines so the solution is more solar and wind energy? how will the electricity from the solar panels be carried any where, by donkeys transporting batteries from house to house?
Posted by: gnats local 678

Nope. It'll be carried on the backs of us non-conservatives, after we've been put into the labor camps to be worked and starved to death.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2023 12:41 PM (3CCua)

216 I'm doing my part. I'm globally warming some beef short ribs (Dino ribs) on the Traeger, slow smoked at 225° with a dry mustard, brown sugar, paprika, salt, pepper and garlic rub and an occasional apple juice/whiskey spritz.

Bring a side dish.

Posted by: Muldoon, tiptoeing to avoid the sham poo. at August 17, 2023 12:38 PM

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* The Flintstones have entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 12:41 PM (6VKyY)

217 Drive through New York City sometime. There are a massive amount of bridges. Not like the big, famous ones, but just normal underpass / over pass bridges.

Almost all of which are rusting badly.

You know, because in the Northeast we've decided it makes sense to dump metric fucktons of salt on our roadways every winter, which destroy cars, fields, ponds, and metal (like bridges.)

So instead of staying on top of painting those bridges, or reducing the amount of salt used, they just let these bridges (which will be very expensive to replace) die an early death.

It's a mixture of idiots running things, incompetence, and of course -- they get to say "we need MOAR MONEY! Our infrastructure is crumbling!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 17, 2023 12:41 PM (mj0Qp)

218 Another one rides the bus

https://binkley2024.com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2023 12:39 PM (63Dwl)


Well, my first thought was that it was a Bloom County joke, then after seeing it, I figure it actually IS a Bloom County joke.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2023 12:41 PM (xhaym)

219 I assume the area has a police department. Why didn't they notify the cops to get out there and make announcements from their bullhorns? They do that where I live with tornado warnings and that is with the pole sirens going off as well.
Posted by: WOPR at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (WVeiZ)

The Hawaiian cops were too busy running away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 12:41 PM (i9ffA)

220 I don't yet know what caused this fire, and I don't yet know who to blame for whatever.

Anyhoo, according to hawaiiwildfire.org, the frequency of wildfires there has been increasing for a century. They also note: "Each year, about 0.5% of Hawaii's total land area burns each year, equal to or greater than the proportion burned of any other US state. Over 98% of wildfires are human caused."

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 12:41 PM (MvF+J)

221 Susan Sarandon is a left wing loon. She does support a charity that gives goats to third world folks. They are a humble, but useful animal. They provide more milk than a cow by weight. keep the area cleaned, and when the time comes, provide meat and a very sturdy hide. Fun fact. The US Navy and USMC flight jacket, the cool one with the fur collar, is goatskin.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (0EOe9)

They eat tin cans too...right?

Posted by: BignJames at August 17, 2023 12:42 PM (AwYPR)

222 I have a legitimate first world problem. Why in this era of apps do we still have to wait on line for concessions at sporting events? You can miss a whole inning of baseball or close to half a quarter of basketball waiting to order and then waiting on your food. How nice would it be to punch in your order on an app then select a time frame to get your food.
Posted by: Mishdog

There were a few college football stadiums that piloted a program last season where. you ordered on an app and got an alert when it was done and went and picked it up in a locker. Seems like a workable tho I dont remember seeing how it worked out. IIRC U of MO was one of them.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2023 12:42 PM (CIS44)

223 https://is.gd/CSPO5h
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:40 PM (kBSKe)



She reminds me of Honey Wilder of 70's adult movie fame.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Oprah is going to build a giant new Golden House over the footprint of most of what used to be Lahaina, and she's going to put a giant golden naked statue of herself out front, facing the sea.
Posted by: Tom Servo

If things go as I expect, Oprah may be on the menu as long pig. Most islands are utterly dependent on the outside world providing them a living and as a consequence are overpopulated beyond what the islands can sustain organically.

If you go back to the early 1900's to 1930's, most of the Caribbean islands were shocking in their deprivation and poverty before wealthy tourists discovered them as hidey holes for their wealth and living it large.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2023 12:43 PM (ZjI9I)

225 213 This busty brunette on the beach can't help but be angry when incompetent bureaucrats piss away money and opportunity to "fight climate change" and then blame their failures on "climate change:"
https://is.gd/CSPO5h
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:40 PM (kBSKe)

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Earlobe is too low.

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 12:43 PM (LvTSG)

226 lemme see if i understand this: this horrible fire was due to improperly maintained power lines so the solution is more solar and wind energy? how will the electricity from the solar panels be carried any where, by donkeys transporting batteries from house to house?

Posted by: gnats local 678

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Directed energy weapons.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 12:43 PM (6VKyY)

227 Some ask me "Why Hawaii?". I say, "Wow, why ask Hawaii? Why not ask why not Hawaii?" Who knows why Hawaii or how Hawaii? Who Boohoos for Hawaii and why? We who know Hawaii know how and why Hawaii.

Posted by: Kamala. Probably at August 17, 2023 12:43 PM (991eG)

228 on "climate change:"
https://is.gd/CSPO5h
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:40 PM (kBSKe)

Decolletage, indeed!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 17, 2023 12:43 PM (ufFY8)

229 Over/under on how long it takes for the narrative to shift to how fires of that magnitude are horrible to Great Gaia the Earth Mother? Any takers? Nobody cares about the dead people. Everything that happens on Earth -- literally everything, no matter how big or small -- absolutely has to measured solely in how it affects the environment and how it affects trannies.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 17, 2023 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

230 Joe will ask, "Where's the luau tonight?" Kamala would ask to visit "Hawaii Five-O."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 12:38 PM (J2vNu)

Well, seeing as though she is a pig and she likes to be spit roasted.........

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 17, 2023 12:44 PM (N39Ws)

231 Fun fact. The US Navy and USMC flight jacket, the cool one with the fur collar, is goatskin.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2023


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I have an English-made Indiana Jones jacket in dark brown goat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 12:44 PM (J2vNu)

232 221 Friend's Dad has a few goats roaming his "Not a gentleman's farm". Damn things will even eat poison ivy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2023 12:44 PM (0EOe9)

233 That opening title sequence looks very modern still today, with the short takes and jump cuts. Amazing to think it was edited by hand, no computers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

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Probably cost a few millon or more to shoot. Fisheye lens on a set of tracks built beneath the undercarriage of the plane. Helicopter shot with a closeup of Jack Lord on a hotel balcony. I can still smell money combusting when I watch it.

Also, almost every single cop show set anywhere since has imitated it poorly (Miami Vice).

Also imitated poorly is Jack Lord. (David Caruso in CSI tries to stick his look in the helicopter shot at least 3 times an episode.)

Posted by: Oschisms at August 17, 2023 12:44 PM (F37JK)

234 This busty brunette on the beach can't help but be angry when incompetent bureaucrats piss away money and opportunity to "fight climate change" and then blame their failures on "climate change:"
https://is.gd/CSPO5h

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:40 PM (kBSKe)

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A bit of an Ashley Judd vibe ... before she went full batshit crazy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 12:44 PM (6VKyY)

235 I would say the SPECTER of "climate change" certainly killed those people. But not real "climate change".

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at August 17, 2023 12:44 PM (P7Iz+)

236 ---------

A bit of an Ashley Judd vibe ... before she went full batshit crazy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 12:44 PM (6VKyY)



She of the puffy.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

237 Apparently school was out on the day. Parents working. A lot of the dead are kids.
Bastards.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 12:45 PM (hv9bm)

238 My only solid proof of that is that all the fact checkers have put out articles declaring that it most definitely wasn't direct energy weapons.

Same. That wasn’t on my radar until the fact checkers all went berserk about it at the same time.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2023 12:45 PM (FD5dr)

239 I had guessed it would be eventually discovered that the Maui fires were deliberately set. If this story about the power lines is true, the fires may not have been deliberately set, but were caused by willful negligence, which comes to basically the same thing.

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at August 17, 2023 12:45 PM (hQx22)

240 I've said this before, but I found out the Hawaiian governor was born in my home city . Moved away as toddler, but given how leftist my city has become, he'd fit in perfectly with our government. I'm still expecting to see nice donations from Hawaii power companies to Dems , but the propaganda ministries will look the other way

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2023 12:45 PM (Vnu5T)

241 Friend's Dad has a few goats roaming his "Not a gentleman's farm". Damn things will even eat poison ivy.

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Goats really are fantastic to have around. They're clever and playful, too. Useful and fun, probably moreso than most dogs if "work" is the only other measurement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:45 PM (1cF3m)

242 209 Robert Reich: U.S. in Goldilocks Economy — ‘I Don’t Recall an Economy That Is This Good’
Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2023 12:39 PM (RHGPo)

Bob, you dropped this.

*hands the 'Retard' sign down*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2023 12:45 PM (zZu0s)

243 We have to help these Maui Dems recover so they can get back to jailing their political opponents.

Posted by: I don't know how to say this so I'll just say this at August 17, 2023 12:45 PM (pf7sd)

244 Actually I've seen several twitter feeds claiming the cops blockaded the evacuation routes, which is why people had to jump in the ocean. One evacuation route was over by the Safeway. The cops had cars blockading the highway thinking they were keeping people away from the fire.
But they also keeping victims in they fire.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 12:45 PM (MeG8a)

245
In cheerier news, statistics have been put up by Canine Chronicle and our Miss Delilah, despite being fat and seven years old, is the #49 Hound in the country.

https://tinyurl.com/yznzr6b6

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 12:46 PM (MoZTd)

246 It was my understanding that the big California fires were not caused by the utility company as much as it was from the environmentalists that wouldn’t allow the clearing of vegetation and trees around the power lines.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 12:46 PM (MNhXM)

247 Some ask me "Why Hawaii?". I say, "Wow, why ask Hawaii? Why not ask why not Hawaii?" Who knows why Hawaii or how Hawaii? Who Boohoos for Hawaii and why? We who know Hawaii know how and why Hawaii.
Posted by: Kamala. Probably at August 17, 2023


***
I was in Blue Hawaii.

Posted by: Zombie Elvis at August 17, 2023 12:46 PM (J2vNu)

248 A bit of an Ashley Judd vibe ... before she went full batshit crazy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 12:44 PM (6VKyY)
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I think she looks a bit like "Lily" from AT&T.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:46 PM (kBSKe)

249 >The California Globe, August 16, 2023: Governor doubled down on commitment to United Nations Sustainable Development Goals just one month before Maui fires

G*d bless.
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>OTOH, Democracy NOW! August 14th, “This Is the Climate Crisis”: Michael Mann on Maui Wildfires & Why Disasters Are Becoming Deadlier

There either was or is a U.S. Supreme Court case involving Prof. Mann and concerning climate change & defamation, I believe.
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>The White House, Statement from President Joe Biden on White House Counsel Stuart Delery, today.

Stuart Delery has been a trusted adviser and a constant source of innovative legal thinking since Day One of my Administration. From his work during those early days on COVID-19 and efforts to get life-saving vaccines to the American public to the implementation of major legislative accomplishments such as the American Rescue Plan, the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law, and the Inflation Reduction Act, he has been an integral part of my team and will be missed throughout the Administration. I extend my thanks to Stuart and his family for his service.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 17, 2023 12:46 PM (GshMh)

250 Oh jeez, I didn't realize there were official denials of energy weapons being used.

That no-joke ups the potential to 60-40, probably.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:46 PM (1cF3m)

251 In cheerier news, statistics have been put up by Canine Chronicle and our Miss Delilah, despite being fat and seven years old, is the #49 Hound in the country.

https://tinyurl.com/yznzr6b6
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 12:46 PM (MoZTd)



Nice. Congrats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

252 The Maui Chief of Police also presided over the Mandalay Bay massacre in Vegas.
The dude is a disaster magnet...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 12:47 PM (MeG8a)

253 The cops had cars blockading the highway thinking they were keeping people away from the fire.
But they also keeping victims in they fire.

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It's mismanagement of resources all the way down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:47 PM (1cF3m)

254 Shain S., thank you. I'll post that later in quick hits. I think most people would miss the update if I posted it now.

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2023 12:47 PM (KRtlO)

255 There were a few college football stadiums that piloted a program last season where. you ordered on an app and got an alert when it was done and went and picked it up in a locker. Seems like a workable tho I dont remember seeing how it worked out. IIRC U of MO was one of them.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2023 12:42 PM (CIS44)

Nice!

Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2023 12:48 PM (eWbWf)

256 What we've witnessed in Hawaii, and elsewhere when some sort of crisis happens and the people in charge are also woke as fuck is an unmitigated disaster. This is going to accelerate as the climate crisis becomes the next national emergency and every reaction to a natural disaster will have to take into account carbon, green energy and all the other garbage that goes with this cult.

And forest fires will get out of hand, hurricane relief will be a shit show, severe weather like tornado outbreaks and freak winter ice/snow storms will likely leave thousands dead.

But the response was carbon neutral and used 100% renewable energy. Too bad about all those deaths, but mother erf will be a better place without them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2023 12:48 PM (Q4IgG)

257 The Hawaiian cops were too busy running away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 12:41 PM (i9ffA)

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Out: Meal Team Six.
In: Hawaii Chive-O.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 12:48 PM (6VKyY)

258 ... can't help but be angry when incompetent bureaucrats piss away money and opportunity to "fight climate change" and then blame their failures on "climate change:"

********

There's some money to be made by winning the fight against climate change.

But there's a hell of a lot MORE money to be made by continuing to fight climate change.

Posted by: Kamala. Probably at August 17, 2023 12:48 PM (991eG)

259 Fun fact. The US Navy and USMC flight jacket, the cool one with the fur collar, is goatskin.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2023 12:36 PM (0EOe9)
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So are the bellows of my concertinas!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 17, 2023 12:48 PM (ScR16)

260 The same idiots promoting solar power also believe that we need to block the sun in some way to stop global warming.

Try to square that circle.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2023 12:35 PM (YIVH2)


It is their most desperate strategy yet, a final solution - the destruction of the sky. Thus they would cut mankind off from the Sun, their mandated energy source

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2023 12:48 PM (xhaym)

261 It's mismanagement of resources all the way down.
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:47 PM (1cF3m)
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Was there an actual incident commander? This is the kind of stuff that a competent IC is supposed to - and can - deal with.

"Turn the fucking water on."
"Get these cars moving."
Etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:48 PM (kBSKe)

262 As bizarre as it may seem - fire hydrants are connected to the potable water supply. Lahaina being in BFE probably has very limited storage and a more than average house fire may deplete it...
Surely there are contingency plans?
Ummm, yeah that is why one of the first pieces of equipment a fire dept gets is a pump truck.

Back feeding potable lines with the pump truck to feed a hydrant block(s) away is unorthodox. Most buildings with wet pipe sprinklers do have fire dept. connections to back feed if potable water distro is down.

I'd expect the real problem is tinder dry old buildings getting hit with the fire storm while everyone is asleep at dawn.

That and an emergency siren which hadn't been tested since the false nuke attacks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 17, 2023 12:48 PM (jQxGa)

263 Billy Busch, the heir to the Anheuser-Busch company, has offered to buy the company back from its parent company, InBev, if it wants to sell.

Anheuser-Busch sold to InBev in 2008, and Billy Busch wants to buy it back in order to “make that brand great again.”

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2023 12:49 PM (RHGPo)

264 I expect we are now in field of "Neo-capitalist" thinking, where everything advances the dogma of the state, and we will soon arrive at the final stage of perpetual shortages to hide what it has done to us. Without some sort of radical change the "elected" will keep us there until we reach the final stage where they show they have no idea of what they are doing other than stuffing their pockets.

Posted by: Kindltot

Well said.
Unfortunately, I think we have reached that stage as it is pretty apparent that everyone now is just looking for how to get their free money and it is pretty obvious that is what they are doing. We have reached the "stuffing their pockets"stage.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 17, 2023 12:49 PM (t/2Uw)

265 Planning is easier, and more lucrative, than doing.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 17, 2023 12:49 PM (M+gBW)

266
The dude is a disaster magnet...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 12:47 PM (MeG8a)


Any relation to Jamie Gorelick?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 12:49 PM (MoZTd)

267 /Probably not sock

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2023 12:49 PM (991eG)

268 It was my understanding that the big California fires were not caused by the utility company as much as it was from the environmentalists that wouldn’t allow the clearing of vegetation and trees around the power lines.
Posted by: polynikes

The environmentalists made sure the forests were loaded up lots of fuel by surprising fires for a century. PG & E set them on fire by not maintaining their power line infrastructure sufficiently. Hand, meet glove.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 12:49 PM (kxv2o)

269 Goats really are fantastic to have around. They’re clever and playful, too.


I will be, how you say, in my bunk.

Posted by: Mohammed M. Mohammed from Kabul at August 17, 2023 12:49 PM (xTRSc)

270 Was there an actual incident commander? This is the kind of stuff that a competent IC is supposed to - and can - deal with.

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I assume he was Island Time or whatever it is we're supposed to say to pretend we don't notice the general incompetence.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:49 PM (1cF3m)

271 The Maui Chief of Police also presided over the Mandalay Bay massacre in Vegas.
The dude is a disaster magnet...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 12:47 PM (MeG8a)



Or, a plant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

272 Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 12:45 PM (MeG8a)

You want to see someone crash a blockade! Put one up in front of me running away from a fire.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 12:50 PM (MNhXM)

273 https://is.gd/CSPO5h
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:40 PM (kBSKe)

Decolletage, indeed!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 17, 2023 12:43 PM (ufFY


One might even say generous embonpoint!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 17, 2023 12:50 PM (AW0uW)

274 269 Goats really are fantastic to have around. They’re clever and playful, too.

goats stink

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 12:50 PM (us2H3)

275 Come to think of it (OT), Hurricane Camille struck the Gulf Coast on this day in 1969. Oddly in Da Swamp, we did not even lose power, but whole buildings were wiped off the face of the coast. There was an apartment building where the residents were holding a gleeful hurricane party. There was nothing left of the building afterward but the foundation.

The storm tossed a fishing boat (looked like the SS Minnow) ashore on the far side of Highway 90. It sat there as a reminder for 36 years. Then came Katrina, and it was gone.

No wonder I want out of this target zone.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 12:50 PM (J2vNu)

276 246 It was my understanding that the big California fires were not caused by the utility company as much as it was from the environmentalists that wouldn’t allow the clearing of vegetation and trees around the power lines.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 12:46 PM (MNhXM)

It's a bit of "and".

The power company is responsible for maintaining their right of ways. Which they did not do. They are also responsible for maintaining their wiring. Which clearly they did not do (in CA and it looks like in Hawaii as well). Which is what led to the fire starting.

But the environmentalists decided a while back, for some reason, to essentially ban control burns. Which means there are often times decades of dead vegetation just waiting for a spark to turn a small fire in to a massive fire.

Now, in a "state of nature" which no humans, it is true that the vegetation builds up, rots, and contributes to the eco system. But it also sometimes starts on fire from lightening strikes and burns for upwards of years at a time without human intervention.

Which would be fine, except people live there now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 17, 2023 12:50 PM (mj0Qp)

277
That and an emergency siren which hadn't been tested since the false nuke attacks.

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FWIW I think I read here that they are tested weekly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:50 PM (1cF3m)

278 I'm doing my part. I'm globally warming some beef short ribs (Dino ribs) on the Traeger, slow smoked at 225° with a dry mustard, brown sugar, paprika, salt, pepper and garlic rub and an occasional apple juice/whiskey spritz.

Bring a side dish.
Posted by: Muldoon, tiptoeing to avoid the sham poo. at August 17, 2023 12:38 PM (991eG)
***

Blueberry pie ala mode!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 12:51 PM (hv9bm)

279 The Infrastructure Industry is like the Racial Grievance Industry.

If race relations improve it is no longer an industry.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2023 12:51 PM (VuwEX)

280 Sometime around in the 1970s the Forest Service changed its mission from providing lumber to the nation and maintaining a safe forest to a policy of complete neglect (which they referred to as "non-intervention").
So, no more harvesting trees for lumber, no controlled burns, let the trees destroyed by bugs stand as "snags", etc.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 12:51 PM (MeG8a)

281 Goats really are fantastic to have around. They're clever and playful, too. Useful and fun, probably moreso than most dogs if "work" is the only other measurement.
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:45 PM (1cF3m)
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If surly animals that are impossible to contain are your thing, then yes.

Goats are absolutely useful animals. They're also a pain in the ass. They will climb on anything (and particularly enjoy climbing on old Volvos owned by a certain teenager) and they're nature's perfect escape artists.

To find out if a goat will escape is simple. Take a bucket of water and throw it at the fence. Wherever the water gets through, so will the goat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:51 PM (kBSKe)

282 Watching Senator Johnson eviscerate Christopher Wray.

Wray is a disgusting pig. Scum of the earth. Foul piece of raccoon shit. And Chris Christie can go hump a truck.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2023 12:51 PM (iW7Ee)

283 "Each year, about 0.5% of Hawaii's total land area burns each year, equal to or greater than the proportion burned of any other US state. Over 98% of wildfires are human caused."
Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 12:41 PM (MvF+J)
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Easy solution. Depopulate the islands. Move everyone back to the mainland except for wildlife conservationists and researchers. Treat it off-limits to outsiders. Make it as inaccessible as Antarctica.

Basically turn the entire island chain into a wildlife refuge.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2023 12:51 PM (YIVH2)

284 A DEW is a pretty expensive substitute for a book of matches. But who knows these days?

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 12:52 PM (MvF+J)

285

The fires only killed white people, so no one cares...

Posted by: Progtard Fuckwit at August 17, 2023 12:52 PM (/JW4u)

286 Hmm - which is more likely as a cause:

A) Directed Energy Weapons, or

B) A level of idiocy and incompetence on the part of every local and state official that would put the average 7 year old to shame.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 12:52 PM (i9ffA)

287 I wonder if this explains the very wet spring and summer we're having here in this part of Colorado
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 12:39 PM (geLO


I expect so, there has been two periods of 100+ weather here, this week has been hot. I am trying to find information about how water vapor is cycled out of the atmosphere, if we are lucky it rains out, if we are not it turns into ice crystals in the upper atmosphere and the summers go cool and the winters get brutal.
"yay"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2023 12:52 PM (xhaym)

288 Tanned leather from goatskin is considered extremely durable and is commonly used to make rugs (for example in Indonesia) and carpet binding. It is often used for gloves, boots, and other products that require a soft hide.

In my motorcycle days I wore goatskin gloves. They wear well and shape to your hands. Kangaroo is good too.

Woohoo.

Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 12:52 PM (geLO8)

289 how will the electricity from the solar panels be carried any where, by donkeys transporting batteries from house to house?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 12:23 PM (B1FKF)

* scribbles*

Buy donkey futures.

Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 17, 2023 12:52 PM (eheVn)

290 So, no more harvesting trees for lumber, no controlled burns, let the trees destroyed by bugs stand as "snags", etc.

Posted by: gourmand du jour

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Yep. I've got a buddy in the industry that constantly points out to anyone who will listen that no houses ever burned down and no little kids ever died from allowing trucks to come in and cut and remove lumber per best scientific practices.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:52 PM (1cF3m)

291 Sometime around in the 1970s the Forest Service changed its mission from providing lumber to the nation and maintaining a safe forest to a policy of complete neglect (which they referred to as "non-intervention").
So, no more harvesting trees for lumber, no controlled burns, let the trees destroyed by bugs stand as "snags", etc.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 12:51 PM (MeG8a)
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It's because logging is evil. Don't you love trees? Trees should be hugged, not cut down! Cutting down trees is evil and land management is just the oppressive white man's insatiable appetite for dominance!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:52 PM (kBSKe)

292 Easy solution. Depopulate the islands. Move everyone back to the mainland except for wildlife conservationists and researchers. Treat it off-limits to outsiders. Make it as inaccessible as Antarctica.

Basically turn the entire island chain into a wildlife refuge.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2023 12:51 PM (YIVH2)




The Japanese would be PISSED.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

293 282 Watching Senator Johnson eviscerate Christopher Wray.


yeah OK

but I rather see him go after our worst enemies

like Glitch McConnell

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 12:53 PM (us2H3)

294 Shain S., thank you. I'll post that later in quick hits. I think most people would miss the update if I posted it now.

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2023 12:47 PM (KRtlO)

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Excellent!

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 12:53 PM (6VKyY)

295 June 2023 rainfall in my AO was 4 inches above normal

Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 12:53 PM (geLO8)

296
It's a mixture of idiots running things, incompetence, and of course -- they get to say "we need MOAR MONEY! Our infrastructure is crumbling!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

+++++++++++++

Oakland Bay Bridge. Everyone knows, and no one in charge is doing anything about it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2023 12:53 PM (GfaCo)

297 A bit of an Ashley Judd vibe ... before she went full batshit crazy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023
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I think she looks a bit like "Lily" from AT&T.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023


***
They're both right. Uh, I mean, *you* are both right!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 12:53 PM (J2vNu)

298 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 17, 2023 12:50 PM (mj0Qp)

Again I recall that the utility company was not allowed to cut down or clear anything .

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 12:53 PM (MNhXM)

299 FART Tubing wood has saved that Maui place !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 17, 2023 12:54 PM (hSa/7)

300 goats stink

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 12:50 PM (us2H3)

smell like feta

Posted by: BignJames at August 17, 2023 12:54 PM (AwYPR)

301 Goats are absolutely useful animals. They're also a pain in the ass. They will climb on anything (and particularly enjoy climbing on old Volvos owned by a certain teenager) and they're nature's perfect escape artists.

-

I'm not saying they're for everyone, but if you're willing to try a flock of chickens you might consider a goat to keep grass down in the other part of the yard.

But yeah, they're expert jumpers and climbers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:54 PM (1cF3m)

302 283 I do kinda wish we hadn't colonized the place. Many in the native population seem to hate our colonizing guts. I guess there are geostrategic reasons to keep it.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 12:54 PM (MvF+J)

303 Watching Senator Johnson eviscerate Christopher Wray.

Wray is a disgusting pig. Scum of the earth. Foul piece of raccoon shit. And Chris Christie can go hump a truck.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2023 12:51 PM (iW7Ee)



From which nothing will happen and he'll just return to his eviscerating American's rights.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

304 Basically turn the entire island chain into a wildlife refuge.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2023 12:51 PM (YIVH2)


As greenbelts between the estates.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2023 12:55 PM (xhaym)

305 Perhaps I can be of help.

Posted by: 50 Year Old Haole at August 17, 2023 12:55 PM (wCkB+)

306 Some goats have creepy eyes.

Posted by: Mohammed M. Mohammed from Kabul at August 17, 2023 12:55 PM (xTRSc)

307 when I was 14, I paid 5 bucks, which was a lot of money in 1965, to see a donkey show in Acuna

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 12:55 PM (us2H3)

308
smell like feta
Posted by: BignJames at August 17, 2023 12:54 PM (AwYPR)



There was a boxer in the game 4-D Boxing named Fetid O'Cheese.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

309 Feta is the tofu of cheeses. Yet, it's still quite good.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 12:55 PM (MvF+J)

310 288 When I was in my teens, Mom and Dad gave me a pair of Browning hunting boots, kangaroo skin. I don't even know if that's legal anymore.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2023 12:56 PM (0EOe9)

311 >Watching Senator Johnson eviscerate Christopher Wray.

and tomorrow Wray will act walk and talk just the same as always

political theater

Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 12:56 PM (geLO8)

312 Again I recall that the utility company was not allowed to cut down or clear anything .
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 12:53 PM (MNhXM)
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That was something I found refreshing about where I live now. The fire risk is minimal, but the risk of trees downing power lines is really high.

The utility here clears the rights of way pretty reliably. When an area starts seeing meaningful tree damage (that is, frequent power outages) or they are doing service and see high risks, they send the crews to go clear the rights of way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:56 PM (kBSKe)

313 One of the many, many failings of leftists is that they disdain mundane repair work and upgrades. They only see Grandiose Battles against Existential Threats, because they are narcissists who must always create a narrative around themselves making them fantasy-fiction heroes.

Two other factors: they disdain the physical labor involved in maintenance and distrust the men who do it, and they think anything in place when they were born is permanent.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2023 12:56 PM (FD5dr)

314 If there was less CO2, the trees wouldn't have grown into the power lines and caught on fire. CLIMATE CHANGE!!!

Posted by: Department of Leftist Sophistry at August 17, 2023 12:56 PM (YYt0O)

315 When your vet gives a goat a sedative for surgery it's pupils will go circular when it passes out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:56 PM (1cF3m)

316 313 Two other factors: they disdain the physical labor involved in maintenance and distrust the men who do it, and they think anything in place when they were born is permanent.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2023 12:56 PM (FD5dr)

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Seasons are racist and a product of white patriarchy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

317 Watching Senator Johnson eviscerate Christopher Wray.

Wray is a disgusting pig. Scum of the earth. Foul piece of raccoon shit. And Chris Christie can go hump a truck.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Hey, I like raccoons. But if you must trash pandas would be the appropriate terminology because that is pretty much what they are.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 12:57 PM (kxv2o)

318 Hawaii is a silly place

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 17, 2023 12:57 PM (xcxpd)

319 AHA !!!!! ..................... This means Global Warming was indirectly responsible for the Maui Wildfires !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 12:57 PM (hSa/7)

320 Pro tip: goats *hate* having their horns grabbed, but if you are strong enough to counteract the butting, it's a good way to get them under control and it puts you in front of them and they can't kick forward.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (kBSKe)

321 Goats.......


https://youtu.be/JYEaAehLoQs?t=10

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

322 311 >Watching Senator Johnson eviscerate Christopher Wray.

and tomorrow Wray will act walk and talk just the same as always

political theater
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 12:56 PM (geLO

Wray and Johnson will split a bottle of Hermitage at some tony DC eatery

a toast to the fools

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (us2H3)

323 Mmmm, feta. Great stuff. You know it’s good ‘cause it’s stinky.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (xTRSc)

324 --
>The White House, Statement from President Joe Biden on White House Counsel Stuart Delery, today. . . .

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 17, 2023

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Stick of celery >>>> Stuart Delery

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (J2vNu)

325 The utility here clears the rights of way pretty reliably. When an area starts seeing meaningful tree damage (that is, frequent power outages) or they are doing service and see high risks, they send the crews to go clear the rights of way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:56 PM (kBSKe)
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I do need to contact my utility company because I have trees in my backyard that are starting to make me nervous about their proximity to the powerlines that go through the yard...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (YIVH2)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (J2vNu)

327 Pro tip: goats *hate* having their horns grabbed, but if you are strong enough to counteract the butting, it's a good way to get them under control and it puts you in front of them and they can't kick forward.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

Is this really about goats?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (CIS44)

328 Changing wires would cause more global warming

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (HfehJ)

329 Again I recall that the utility company was not allowed to cut down or clear anything .

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 12:53 PM (MNhXM)

If we're talking about CA -- Obviously they cut down and cleared their right of ways, or there wouldn't be power lines there.

They just failed to keep everything mowed and branches cut back. They admitted it was their own lack of maintenance.

That's a separate issue from the state refusing to do adequate controlled burns of the surrounding forests (really all forests), or allow logging, or any other method of clearing out the dead vegetation. It's not a big deal in the northeast since it's so wet here, but in CA, years of vegetation building up means lots of tinder for the fire.

But if the state did their job, then small fires on the power transmission lines would be inconvenient for the people who lost power, but would not result in massive out of control wild fires.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (mj0Qp)

330
Perhaps I can be of help.
Posted by: 50 Year Old Haole

+++++++++++++

You all think alike.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (GfaCo)

331 AHA !!!!! ..................... This means Global Warming was indirectly responsible for the Maui Wildfires !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 12:57 PM (hSa/7)
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Directly. Their progbot governor already declared it to be so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (kBSKe)

332 Supposedly Joe and Dr. Jill are going there Monday... Haven't those people suffered enough ?
Posted by: It's me donna
++++
I'm sure joe will tell them that he knows exactly how they feel because he had a kitchen fire which burned his house to the ground. And his son Beau was also killed in the fire before being killed again later in Iraq.
All white continually glancing at his watch.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (dr4Q1)

333 I guess I don't care. Reap what you sow and all that.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2023 12:59 PM (vFG9F)

334 It's funny that middle class nobodies know that a few goats and some weedeating would've prevented the fires.

We're clearly not paid enough to be stupid and negligent.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 12:59 PM (1cF3m)

335 I wonder why goats became satanist symbols.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 12:59 PM (MNhXM)

336 I wonder why goats became satanist symbols.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 12:59 PM (MNhXM)



Muslhams have sex with them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

337 Is this really about goats?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (CIS44)
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Yeah. If you've ever tried to chain up a goat, you've got to keep the thing from running around and trying to murder you. Grab it by the horns and plant yourself firmly on the ground while the other guy chains him up.

And yeah, some goats are actually friendly and you don't need to plan out your combat with them. But if you get one that's ornery little bastard, you've gotta impose your will.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 01:00 PM (kBSKe)

338 332 Supposedly Joe and Dr. Jill are going there Monday... Haven't those people suffered enough ?

If they send Harris that would be Cruel and Unusual Punishment !!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 01:00 PM (hSa/7)

339 335 I think it goes back to the Greek god Pan.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 01:00 PM (xTRSc)

340 When I was in my teens, Mom and Dad gave me a pair of Browning hunting boots, kangaroo skin. I don't even know if that's legal anymore.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2023


***
About 6-7 years back I ordered a kangaroo-hide wallet from a company in Australia. An excellent purchase, except that it wants to go bounding all over my apartment.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 01:00 PM (J2vNu)

341 I was returning from PA and stopped for gas in some little TN town. There was a trailer of goats, and talking to the owner at the pump found out they were show goats. All had very spooky looking eyes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2023 01:01 PM (0EOe9)

342 323 Mmmm, feta. Great stuff. You know it’s good ‘cause it’s stinky.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (xTRSc)

the sentiment of a 2am mark

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 01:01 PM (us2H3)

343 > And his son Beau was also killed in the fire before being killed again later in Iraq.


OK this has me laughing

Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 01:01 PM (geLO8)

344 I always assumed it was because the head / horn shape fit the pentagram.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 01:01 PM (1cF3m)

345 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (mj0Qp)

No not obviously. You’re in NY right?

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 01:01 PM (MNhXM)

346 The Climate Gods are angry at your wicked ways!

Posted by: The Priesthood at August 17, 2023 01:01 PM (SYTee)

347 About 6-7 years back I ordered a kangaroo-hide wallet from a company in Australia. An excellent purchase, except that it wants to go bounding all over my apartment.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 01:00 PM (J2vNu)
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Better than the ones made out of foreskins. They grow every time you touch 'em.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 01:01 PM (kBSKe)

348 Mmmm, feta. Great stuff. You know it’s good ‘cause it’s stinky.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 12:58 PM (xTRSc)
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I have always maintained that there are few foods that cannot be improved with the addition of feta cheese and kalamata olives.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 17, 2023 01:01 PM (ScR16)

349 But if you get one that's ornery little bastard
-

Also this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 01:01 PM (1cF3m)

350 Funny, but I don't remember any of them offering to raise money for East Palestine, though.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 17, 2023 12:31 PM (AW0uW)



Or for flood victims in Tennessee or tornado victims in Alabama. Or victims of the annual wildfires in Montana. Or the victims in towns in Northern rural California that burned to the ground.

Wonder why that would be. Hmmm…

Posted by: Montec at August 17, 2023 01:01 PM (Cr2ZZ)

351 293. Well said. Mitch McConnell is our real enemy. Not by what he does, but what he does not do.

As minority leader in A 51-49 senate, he along with a gop house, could put major pressure on garland. Nope. Mitch is a uniparty traitor

Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:01 PM (33nmr)

352 I wonder why goats became satanist symbols.

They just kept bleating about how cool Satan is all the time. I mean, that's what it sounded like anyway. Finally, someone asked, you goats Satanists? They didn't deny it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 01:02 PM (ppBhU)

353 Some places actually sell kangaroo meat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 01:02 PM (xTRSc)

354 323 I had a superb Greek salad yesterday. Maybe the best restaurant food I've had in a couple years.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 01:02 PM (MvF+J)

355 Harris to the people of Maui regarding the Wildfire..............

"Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen "

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 01:02 PM (hSa/7)

356 >, and talking to the owner at the pump found out they were show goats.


what attributes make for a good show goat?

Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 01:02 PM (geLO8)

357 Better than the ones made out of foreskins. They grow every time you touch 'em.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 01:01 PM (kBSKe)
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If it spit out money every time I opened it, I might be OK with that...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2023 01:02 PM (YIVH2)

358 Watching Senator Johnson eviscerate Christopher Wray.

Wray is a disgusting pig. Scum of the earth. Foul piece of raccoon shit. And Chris Christie can go hump a truck.
=
*giggles*

Posted by: Q at August 17, 2023 01:02 PM (e4nJH)

359 About 6-7 years back I ordered a kangaroo-hide wallet from a company in Australia. An excellent purchase, except that it wants to go bounding all over my apartment.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 01:00 PM (J2vNu)
++++
Better than the ones made out of foreskins. They grow every time you touch 'em.


Those are a great buy. Rub it a little and your wallet becomes a suitcase.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 17, 2023 01:02 PM (Bd6X8)

360 No not obviously. You’re in NY right?
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 01:01 PM (MNhXM)

Currently, yes, but I've moved around quite a bit.

To build power transmission lines through forests (which is what sparked that last major wildfire in California), you obviously need to clear a path. I don't know what you're arguing about.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 17, 2023 01:03 PM (mj0Qp)

361 Natural disasters happen all the time all over the country. 90% of them you never hear about. But when one happens in Oprah and Bezos’s backyard, oh baby, it’s the most important thing for a month in the msm.

Posted by: Montec at August 17, 2023 01:03 PM (Cr2ZZ)

362 348 You can keep the olives. Yuck.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 01:03 PM (xTRSc)

363 Hawaii is a one party marxist state. Get what you vote for

Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:03 PM (33nmr)

364 344 Are dodecahedra satanist too? Hope not. That would suck.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 01:03 PM (MvF+J)

365 335 I wonder why goats became satanist symbols.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 12:59 PM (MNhXM)

They know what they did

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 17, 2023 01:03 PM (xcxpd)

366 362 348 You can keep the olives. Yuck.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 01:03 PM (xTRSc)

Blasphemy !

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 01:04 PM (bs+z0)

367 Wildfires are Racist because the people of Hawaii are not

"White Crackers" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 01:04 PM (hSa/7)

368 goats like to pee and then roll around in their own pee

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 01:04 PM (us2H3)

369 They just kept bleating about how cool Satan is all the time. I mean, that's what it sounded like anyway. Finally, someone asked, you goats Satanists? They didn't deny it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 01:02 PM (ppBhU)
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I think it's the eyeballs. They have very creepy eyes compared to most mammals.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2023 01:04 PM (YIVH2)

370 ++++
Better than the ones made out of foreskins. They grow every time you touch 'em.
*
Those are a great buy. Rub it a little and your wallet becomes a suitcase.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 17, 2023


***
Uh, where can I, uh, get one of these?

Posted by: Once Preznit Barky at August 17, 2023 01:04 PM (J2vNu)

371 I keep my yard green and trimmed. My neighbor doesn't. He's got weeds taller than me and I'm pretty tall. If some kid's bottle rocket gets in there, I hate to think about it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 01:04 PM (MeG8a)

372 I wonder why goats became satanist symbols.
Posted by: polynikes


Because Satanism is a mal-religious mockery of Christianity. Christ is the lamb of God. => Goat is the mockery of Christ.

The Left loves tossing around the phrase 'hate group.' Satanism is the OG hate group.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2023 01:04 PM (IG4Id)

373 Harris to the people of Maui regarding the Wildfire..............

"Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen "
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 01:02 PM (hSa/7)

I got somethin' to say.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2023 01:04 PM (BIG3/)

374 You can keep the olives. Yuck.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 01:03 PM (xTRSc)
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More for me, then!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 17, 2023 01:04 PM (ScR16)

375
I got somethin' to say.....
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2023 01:04 PM (BIG3/)



It's better to burn out, than fade away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

376 When your vet gives a goat a sedative for surgery it's pupils will go circular when it passes out.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

********

AoSHQ!

Come for the hot political takes, stay for the ovine ophthalmic operative esoterica.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2023 01:05 PM (991eG)

377 Also Moloch has a goat head, but I don't know how recent that depiction is. It's supposedly an ancient one but I'm not sure how that matches up with actual archeo.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2023 01:05 PM (IG4Id)

378 This is a repeat but also contributing was a delay in allowing the use of water to fight the fire because water should be worshipped, not used.


https://tinyurl.com/bdex236u

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 17, 2023 01:05 PM (GNHam)

379 Yea but, Trump did not remind the Governor of Hawaii that the wires were old and could fail under heavy winds casing a fire ........ So it is Trump's fault this happened !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 01:05 PM (hSa/7)

380
AoSHQ!

Come for the hot political takes, stay for the ovine ophthalmic operative esoterica.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2023 01:05 PM (991eG)



And dick jokes!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

381 yeah, I like Black Olive

and her sister aint bad either

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 01:06 PM (us2H3)

382 Ron Johnson is the best senator we got. Guy beat the deep state in 2010, 2016, and 2022 in corrupt wisconsin. Not his fault that McConnell licks Wray’s brown eye

Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:06 PM (33nmr)

383 368 goats like to pee and then roll around in their own pee
Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 01:04 PM (us2H3)

Most dogs and any kind of animal scat it can find. Cow, deer, etc.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 17, 2023 01:06 PM (N39Ws)

384 I had a dog that, while a great and lovable dog, would root through the cat's litter box for treats.

I have a high tolerance for an outside goat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 01:06 PM (1cF3m)

385 I wonder why goats became satanist symbols.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 12:59 PM (MNhXM)

They have undeservedly taken the blame for the foibles of all of God's creatures.

You could say they have been scapegoated.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2023 01:06 PM (VuwEX)

386 I wonder why goats became satanist symbols.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023


***
There was a goat, "Black Philip," in that gloomy witchcraft movie The Witch a few years ago.

Posted by: Once Preznit Barky at August 17, 2023 01:06 PM (J2vNu)

387 A landlord's brother, hunter and doctor went to Oz for a Kangaroo shoot back in the 80s. .222 Remington was recommended, and 1K rounds suggested.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2023 01:06 PM (0EOe9)

388 So, really, this means the fires ackshully WERE caused by climate change!
Posted by: Hawkpilot

Yes, exactly.
Similar to how COVID caused a bump in suicide, drug abuse, and people hiding in their basements.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 17, 2023 01:07 PM (jQxGa)

389
Because Satanism is a mal-religious mockery of Christianity. Christ is the lamb of God. => Goat is the mockery of Christ.

The Left loves tossing around the phrase 'hate group.' Satanism is the OG hate group.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

-

That's a good observation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 01:07 PM (1cF3m)

390 Moloch is not ancient. He lives inside every modern woman who supports infanticide

Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:07 PM (33nmr)

391 This is a repeat but also contributing was a delay in allowing the use of water to fight the fire because water should be worshipped, not used.


https://tinyurl.com/bdex236u
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 17, 2023 01:05 PM (GNHam)
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I love the part where he says that water is life and implying that's why we should revere it instead of use it (ya know, because we NEED water to live...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2023 01:07 PM (YIVH2)

392 I'm here.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Hiya here !

Posted by: JT at August 17, 2023 01:07 PM (T4tVD)

393 "Most dogs and any kind of animal scat it can find. Cow, deer, etc."

City folk bring their dog out to visit farm country for the first time. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 01:07 PM (MvF+J)

394 365 335 I wonder why goats became satanist symbols.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 12:59 PM (MNhXM)

They know what they did
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 17, 2023 01:03 PM (xcxpd)

Ha!

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2023 01:07 PM (UYUKJ)

395 Greg Price
@greg_price11

AZ Senate candidate Rep. Ruben Gallego: "If you are a Republican, you have to have a bunch of guns, a jacked up truck with some cow nuts hanging in the back. That's your cultural identity now."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 17, 2023 01:08 PM (TGPs7)

396 But seriously in the Final Judgment, it is said Jesus will separate the goats and sheep for blessing or curse. So that may be part of it.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2023 01:08 PM (VuwEX)

397 382 Ron Johnson is the best senator we got. Guy beat the deep state in 2010, 2016, and 2022 in corrupt wisconsin. Not his fault that McConnell licks Wray’s brown eye
Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:06 PM (33nmr)

Ron's johnson is a dick

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 01:08 PM (us2H3)

398 re 283: but they still have two members in the senate, right? maizie the dodo bird and i forget the other name... schatz or something like that?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 01:08 PM (B1FKF)

399 I had a dog that, while a great and lovable dog, would root through the cat's litter box for treats.

Best dog I ever had was like this. She ate her own crap unless it was instantly disposed of. We tried. She knew nature's brownies were verboten. But till the bitter end she was this way.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 01:08 PM (ppBhU)

400 A few years back, one of th eparks near my house was using a group of goats (a "herd"?) to keep the grass trimmed. I went over to visit. Handsome animals, but those horns look like the goats could be troublesome.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 01:09 PM (J2vNu)

401 Hiya here !
Posted by: JT at August 17, 2023 01:07 PM (T4tVD)
++++
LOL.

Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 01:09 PM (kBSKe)

402 Isn't there something in Revelations about the Heaven-bound sheep being on one side of Christ and the Hell-bound goats on the other?

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 01:09 PM (1cF3m)

403
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I do need to contact my utility company because I have trees in my backyard that are starting to make me nervous about their proximity to the powerlines that go through the yard...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August

Here, a limb must be touching the line.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 01:09 PM (lCWOD)

404 To build power transmission lines through forests (which is what sparked that last major wildfire in California), you obviously need to clear a path. I don't know what you're arguing about.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 17, 2023 01:03 PM (mj0Qp)

I’m not arguing. I said I recall that the utility company was not allowed to do the normal clearing maintenance because of environmentalist objections. You seem to be the one arguing that isn’t correct.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 01:09 PM (MNhXM)

405 AZ Senate candidate Rep. Ruben Gallego: "If you are a Republican, you have to have a bunch of guns, a jacked up truck with some cow nuts hanging in the back. That's your cultural identity now."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 17, 2023 01:08 PM (TGPs7)

well, yeah

so ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 01:10 PM (us2H3)

406 Using goals to trim the shrubbery sounds dangerous.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 17, 2023 01:10 PM (HfNu5)

407 395 Greg Price
@greg_price11

AZ Senate candidate Rep. Ruben Gallego: "If you are a Republican, you have to have a bunch of guns, a jacked up truck with some cow nuts hanging in the back. That's your cultural identity now."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 17, 2023 01:08 PM (TGPs7)

He says that like it's a bad thing.
And for the record, I do not own a truck.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 17, 2023 01:10 PM (xcxpd)

408 But which goat is the GOAT?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 01:10 PM (xTRSc)

409 Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 01:09 PM (1cF3m)

Yes and the accursed goats unsurprisingly go to their natural home on the left to meet damnation.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2023 01:10 PM (VuwEX)

410 THPFT to all these insane Democratic officials in Hawaii and the clueless idiots who voted for them.

"AACK!"

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 17, 2023 01:10 PM (TGPs7)

411 where's the video of Johnson vs Wray?

Posted by: DanMan at August 17, 2023 01:10 PM (8uzBS)

412 AZ Senate candidate Rep. Ruben Gallego: "If you are a Republican, you have to have a bunch of guns, a jacked up truck with some cow nuts hanging in the back. That's your cultural identity now."

--

Now?

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 01:10 PM (1cF3m)

413 We could spend our money on preventing death, but too many in government and elsewhere are in hock to Big Death.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 17, 2023 01:10 PM (Q9bls)

414 Love to see the SP 500 go down to 3000. Shut up those crony democrats at Cnbc and Wall Street

Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:10 PM (33nmr)

415 Sir, they're called truck nuts. Have some fucking respect.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 01:10 PM (ppBhU)

416 @greg_price11

AZ Senate candidate Rep. Ruben Gallego: "If you are a Republican, you have to have a bunch of guns, a jacked up truck with some cow nuts hanging in the back. That's your cultural identity now."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 17, 2023 01:08 PM (TGPs7)



I'm in!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

417 It really irks me that we have govt buildings with goat-head satanist statues in them. WTF?

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 01:11 PM (MvF+J)

418 399 I had a dog that, while a great and lovable dog, would root through the cat's litter box for treats.

Best dog I ever had was like this. She ate her own crap unless it was instantly disposed of. We tried. She knew nature's brownies were verboten. But till the bitter end she was this way.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 01:08 PM (ppBhU)

TMI alert !!!!!!

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 01:11 PM (us2H3)

419 Sheep eat grass goats don't.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 01:11 PM (lCWOD)

420 yeah, I like Black Olive

and her sister aint bad either
Posted by: REDACTED
+++
I loves me an Olive sandwich.

Posted by: Popeye at August 17, 2023 01:11 PM (dr4Q1)

421 I do need to contact my utility company because I have trees in my backyard that are starting to make me nervous about their proximity to the powerlines that go through the yard...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August

Here, a limb must be touching the line.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 01:09 PM (lCWOD)
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Yeah, I think that's the case here. I dug around the utility companies website until I found something that mentioned tree limbs would be cleared if they were touching a line, but that's it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2023 01:11 PM (YIVH2)

422 Isn't there something in Revelations about the Heaven-bound sheep being on one side of Christ and the Hell-bound goats on the other?
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 01:09 PM (1cF3

Yes I just read that when I was researching my question.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 01:11 PM (MNhXM)

423 I'd read they had billions budgeted for maintenance, instead spent millions on climate change crap. They did not spend the billion(s?). They just "saved" that money.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2023 01:11 PM (Cus5s)

424 AZ Senate candidate Rep. Ruben Gallego: "If you are a Republican, you have to have a bunch of guns, a jacked up truck with some cow nuts hanging in the back. That's your cultural identity now."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 17, 2023 01:08 PM (TGPs7)
++++
Stereotypes are cool again. Noted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 01:11 PM (kBSKe)

425 411 where's the video of Johnson vs Wray?
Posted by: DanMan at August 17, 2023 01:10 PM (8uzBS)

fuqqt.com

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 01:11 PM (us2H3)

426 413. Agree. Pfizer and big oncology wants no cure for cancer

Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:12 PM (33nmr)

427 Sheep eat grass goats don't.

-

Oh, I didn't mean eating. I meant keeping the grass beaten down like it had been selling loosies on the corner of a major city.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 01:12 PM (1cF3m)

428 Yeah, I think that's the case here. I dug around the utility companies website until I found something that mentioned tree limbs would be cleared if they were touching a line, but that's it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

But imagine the wrath you will bring down on you if you attempt to rectify the situation before that occurs and something goes sideways.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2023 01:12 PM (CIS44)

429 "Love to see the SP 500 go down to 3000."

Keeping my powder dry, waiting for it.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 01:12 PM (MvF+J)

430 395: cool! And you know what, you elitist snob? Can you perceive how much beer my truck has generated? How many GALLONS of beer that thing has netted me???

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 17, 2023 01:12 PM (Q9bls)

431 AZ Senate candidate Rep. Ruben Gallego: "If you are a Republican, you have to have a bunch of guns, a jacked up truck with some cow nuts hanging in the back. That's your cultural identity now."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 17, 2023 01:08 PM (TGPs7)
++++
Stereotypes are cool again. Noted.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 01:11 PM (kBSKe)
---
Is that standard issue when you join the Republican party? Where do I sign up to get my guns and cow nuts?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2023 01:13 PM (YIVH2)

432 what attributes make for a good show goat?

********

Good rhythm, long legs and the ability to high kick in spike heels.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2023 01:13 PM (991eG)

433 Goats can tap dance. That's all I got.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2023 01:13 PM (0EOe9)

434 "If you are a Republican, you have to have a bunch of guns, a jacked up truck with some cow nuts hanging in the back. That's your cultural identity now."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 17, 2023 01:08 PM (TGPs7)

Gee trying to paint Republicans as stoopid low class violent trash. How novel. Is it 2004 already?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2023 01:13 PM (VuwEX)

435 at this point, I'm just sucking air and blowing gas

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 01:13 PM (us2H3)

436 I'd read they had billions budgeted for maintenance, instead spent millions on climate change crap. They did not spend the billion(s?). They just "saved" that money.
Posted by: illiniwek

Management bonuses my man

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2023 01:13 PM (CIS44)

437 "Love to see the SP 500 go down to 3000."

-

Won't happen. Remember them flipping the breaker when it started dropping a few years ago?

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 01:13 PM (1cF3m)

438 Are goats omnivores? Will they eat meat, too?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 01:14 PM (xTRSc)

439 325. And they will come and cut one side of the tree off and leave the other side intact. Makes no sense.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 17, 2023 01:14 PM (ioZ3y)

440 Im in PG&E electric service in Northern California.

A couple weeks ago a Digger Pine just fell over right on the lines. No wind. No rain.
But no fire. Lucky.
Message: PG&E hadn't cleared their lines.

It's all Bravo Sierra.

Posted by: torabora at August 17, 2023 01:14 PM (OUiUM)

441 Former regulators and energy company officials said the utility was focused at that time on procuring renewable energy. Hawaii has been on a push to convert to renewables since 2008, when a run-up in oil prices sent electrical rates at Hawaiian Electric--which relied on petroleum imports for 80% of its energy supply--through the roof. In 2015, lawmakers passed legislation mandating that the state derive 100% of its electricity from renewable sources by 2045, the first such requirement in the U.S.
++++
"I can miss the 'renewables' target by focusing on operations and maintenance and get fired, or I can let it languish and hit the 'renewables' target and collect a bonus and keep my job."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Volcano took out the Geothermal Plant outside Pahoa.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 17, 2023 01:14 PM (jQxGa)

442 What's astounding (but not surprising) is that Government Media is doing everything thing they can to try and hide the reasons this occurred - just like they did with Covid. They're about at the stage where they will just try to kill all talk about the story completely, like they did with East Palestine, Ohio - but Lahaina has a visibility that makes that difficult.
...
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 12:22 PM (i9ffA)


The Official Party of Science TM seems awfully incurious when it comes to identifying root causes...or correlations...or heck, even, just collecting data.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at August 17, 2023 01:14 PM (Dgo06)

443 Stereotypes are cool again. Noted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 17, 2023 01:11 PM (kBSKe)

It's focus-grouped us v them persuasion imagery. So yeah kind of a stereotype.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2023 01:15 PM (VuwEX)

444 Love to see the SP 500 go down to 3000."

-

Won't happen. Remember them flipping the breaker when it started dropping a few years ago?
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 01:13 PM (1cF3m

Why would anyone with any sense want to see a market crash.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 01:15 PM (MNhXM)

445 398. Right. Schatz and the governor are two east coast marxists.

Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:15 PM (33nmr)

446 Won't happen. Remember them flipping the breaker when it started dropping a few years ago?
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at August 17, 2023 01:13 PM (1cF3m)

Wall street breaker is odd that it trips when not enough juice

too much juice, alrighty

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 01:15 PM (us2H3)

447 "OK that's not their slogan but it should be. Because their idea of "camo" is ruby red. That would not serve as camouflage anywhere except at a Wizard of Oz theme night at the rollerdisco."

OT but was just catching up and read the above. About half the mouthful of soda I had at the time went all over the keyboard.

Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: RM at August 17, 2023 01:15 PM (0eYOS)

448
Why would anyone with any sense want to see a market crash.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 01:15 PM (MNhXM)



To own the cons.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

449 Love to see the SP 500 go down to 3000. Shut up those crony democrats at Cnbc and Wall Street
Posted by: Jonah


Doesn't hurt the Inner Circle in the slightest. They have hard assets and still earn 2 & 10 no matter what. The Acolytes may be hurt but they are disposable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2023 01:16 PM (IG4Id)

450 I think the HOA would get sassy if I got a goat. But if I could, I'd name her Billie and we'd be best friends. She'd eat the grass, and we'd have wide-ranging conversations. Mostly about the power of the dark lord of this world that she serves. But other subjects too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 01:16 PM (ppBhU)

451 Pro tip: those aren't cow nuts. They're truck nuts. You can Google it.

Posted by: torabora at August 17, 2023 01:16 PM (OUiUM)

452 I wonder why goats became satanist symbols.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 12:59 PM (MNhXM)


Because they sound like Stevie Nicks

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2023 01:16 PM (2pH9T)

453 438 Are goats omnivores? Will they eat meat, too?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 01:14 PM (xTRSc)

eat, dunno

lick,oh yes

Posted by: Susan at August 17, 2023 01:16 PM (us2H3)

454 In your live in a hurricane zone
and radio says it's coming your way
probability of them coming anyway
is much higher.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 01:16 PM (lCWOD)

455 444. Beacause wall street gave 90% of their donations to Hillary and Biden, even though trump gave them tax breaks. Crash baby

Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:17 PM (33nmr)

456 "Why would anyone with any sense want to see a market crash."

Early 2009 was the best stock buying opportunity of a lifetime.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 01:17 PM (MvF+J)

457 I still think ARSON should be investigated in the Hawaii fire

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 17, 2023 01:17 PM (AHzIX)

458 eat, dunno

lick,oh yes
Posted by: Susan at August 17, 2023 01:16 PM (us2H3)



Uh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

459 Hey, I like raccoons. But if you must trash pandas would be the appropriate terminology because that is pretty much what they are.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 12:57 PM (kxv2o)
=====================
Sorry. I speak ill of raccoons because I am in a long-running battle with one. Right now, he seems to be in the lead. Ultimately I may have to resort to trap and toss in a pond, but I am hoping he can be persuaded to live elsewhere. I've asked him nicely.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2023 01:18 PM (lkgB6)

460 Goats will eat Billyent Green in the future. It's goats!

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2023 01:18 PM (z3WCn)

461 Excellent point about the breakers. Yellen would still fuck that up

Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:18 PM (33nmr)

462 What a surprise! Leftists in America acting just like Communists, with their Potemkin village projects.
Fake fire extinguishers and fake smoke detectors:
Fake hard hats
https://youtu.be/Z5SHxnBzrho

Tens of thousands of EVs manufactures only to rot in open fields, unsold., Mountains of shared bicycles trashed after corrupt investment schemes failed.
https://tinyurl.com/4ss428f6

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at August 17, 2023 01:18 PM (mNhIh)

463 Whatever happened to rifle racks in truck rear windows?

Like the Wachita lineman?

Posted by: torabora at August 17, 2023 01:18 PM (OUiUM)

464 Why would anyone with any sense want to see a market crash."

Early 2009 was the best stock buying opportunity of a lifetime.
Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 01:17 PM (MvF+J)

So was 1930

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2023 01:19 PM (MNhXM)

465 AZ Senate candidate Rep. Ruben Gallego: "If you are a Republican, you have to have a bunch of guns, a jacked up truck with some cow nuts hanging in the back. That's your cultural identity now."

Hmm... What's Robert L. Peter's take on this?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 17, 2023 01:19 PM (Bd6X8)

466 The Maui Chief of Police also presided over the Mandalay Bay massacre in Vegas.
The dude is a disaster magnet...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 12:47 PM (MeG8a)

Or, a plant.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

This ain't The Gardening Thread !

Posted by: JT at August 17, 2023 01:19 PM (T4tVD)

467 I got licked by a goat

I'll pass

Posted by: Gisele at August 17, 2023 01:20 PM (us2H3)

468 "...we don't dance in the endzone when people in blue states die due to their own shortsighted, insane choices."

For the most part, this is true. There are some notable exceptions here on this thread, tho'.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 01:20 PM (MeG8a)

469 Cows got nuts?

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2023 01:20 PM (vFG9F)

470
Maresy dotes and dosey dotes and liddle lamsey divey
a kiddley divey too


goats are different

Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 01:20 PM (geLO8)

471 449. Fine points, but the narrative is the gravy. Sure Dimon and the goldman scum are fine, but it kills the commission class

Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:20 PM (33nmr)

472 We had a goat once. He often refused to keep to his pen, so he would wander around. You really had to keep an eye open, in case he decided to rush you. He did that to my father one too many times, and then we had goat stew. Never had another goat.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2023 01:20 PM (lkgB6)

473 We've been getting some new commenters lately who are on the strange side.. Even for here

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 01:20 PM (bs+z0)

474 A few years back, one of th eparks near my house was using a group of goats (a "herd"?) to keep the grass trimmed. I went over to visit. Handsome animals, but those horns look like the goats could be troublesome.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Kill, gut & bbq one in front of all the others.

Keeps their hearts right.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (ElM8W)

475 473 We've been getting some new commenters lately who are on the strange side.. Even for here
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 01:20 PM (bs+z0)

========

*nods sagaciously*

Sponge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (LvTSG)

476 Posted by: Susan at August 17, 2023 01:16 PM (us2H3)

This better not be who I think it is

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (VuwEX)

477 Is this real ace, or robo ace?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (0FoWg)

478 Due trucks that run on DEEZel have nuts?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (xTRSc)

479 What a surprise! Leftists in America acting just like Communists, with their Potemkin village projects.
Fake fire extinguishers and fake smoke detectors:
Fake hard hats
https://youtu.be/Z5SHxnBzrho

Tens of thousands of EVs manufactures only to rot in open fields, unsold., Mountains of shared bicycles trashed after corrupt investment schemes failed.
https://tinyurl.com/4ss428f6
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at August 17, 2023 01:18 PM (mNhIh)



Moral to the story: China Sucks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

480 >Whatever happened to rifle racks in truck rear windows?


theft

Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (geLO8)

481 We've been getting some new commenters lately who are on the strange side.. Even for here
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 01:20 PM (bs+z0)

Sorry.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (VuwEX)

482 "...we don't dance in the endzone when people in blue states die due to their own shortsighted, insane choices."

For the most part, this is true. There are some notable exceptions here on this thread, tho'.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 01:20 PM (MeG8a)


This is about me, isn't it??

Posted by: Ickey Woods at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (2pH9T)

483 469 Cows got nuts?
Posted by: fd at August 17, 2023 01:20 PM (vFG9F)

someone steered in the wrong direction

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 01:22 PM (us2H3)

484 Cows got nuts?
Posted by: fd


Nope. Bulls do, though.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 01:22 PM (ElM8W)

485 Due trucks that run on DEEZel have nuts?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (xTRSc)



Two, when I'm driving it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

486 We should put a warning label on Hawaii. That'll let people know there might be a fire.

Posted by: MJ at August 17, 2023 01:22 PM (zwDuR)

487 Maybe worth noting in this time of witches that these people were burned to death.

Posted by: Tar Bae at August 17, 2023 01:22 PM (HM/Sb)

488 "We've been getting some new commenters lately who are on the strange side"

I strive for strange.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 01:22 PM (MvF+J)

489 486 We should put a warning label on Hawaii. That'll let people know there might be a fire.
Posted by: MJ at August 17, 2023 01:22 PM (zwDuR)

========

"Hawaii may cause cancer."
-CA

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

490 481 We've been getting some new commenters lately who are on the strange side.. Even for here
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 01:20 PM (bs+z0)

wut r u warin ??

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 01:23 PM (us2H3)

491 https://youtu.be/gsFphUT0X8w

Governor's office has gotten involved in the coverup of the illegal biolab in Reedley, CA. That Governor that gave the illegal lab $$.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 17, 2023 01:23 PM (Rbu5d)

492 ========

*nods sagaciously*

Sponge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (LvTSG)



WOOT!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

493 We've been getting some new commenters lately who are on the strange side.. Even for here
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 01:20 PM (bs+z0)

========

*nods sagaciously*

Sponge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (LvTSG)


And the ones who find every Mannix babe to be unbangable.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2023 01:23 PM (2pH9T)

494 442. Tom do you agree that Fox news is part of the gubmint media?

Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:23 PM (33nmr)

495 AZ Senate candidate Rep. Ruben Gallego: "If you are a Republican, you have to have a bunch of guns, a jacked up truck with some cow nuts hanging in the back. That's your cultural identity now."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 17, 2023 01:08 PM (TGPs7)
++++

Only a Democrat would think cows have nuts.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 17, 2023 01:23 PM (HfNu5)

496 AZ Senate candidate Rep. Ruben Gallego: "If you are a Republican, you have to have a bunch of guns, a jacked up truck with some cow nuts hanging in the back. That's your cultural identity now."

Took a peak at his senate campaign site. The picture of him on the homepage looks like he just took one in the squeaker.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 17, 2023 01:23 PM (N39Ws)

497 Lambs eat oats, and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivies.

A kid'll eat ivies too, wouldn't you?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 17, 2023 01:23 PM (xcxpd)

498 Cows got nuts?
Posted by: fd

Depends on their pronouns.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 17, 2023 01:23 PM (GNHam)

499 Why would anyone with any sense want to see a market crash.

-

It wouldn't be a crash. Not really. It hasn't been real since 2009 or so. If it corrected itself to where it should be it would be rough, but it would be realistic.

It should've been allowed to happen back in 2009, but we're in too deep to allow it now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Some comments were lost, so if you said something interesting, repeat it here. at August 17, 2023 01:23 PM (o1Y90)

500 Moral to the story: China Sucks.

This guy said it best:

https://youtu.be/nG5PoHyA3dM

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 17, 2023 01:24 PM (Bd6X8)

501 493 And the ones who find every Mannix babe to be unbangable.
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2023 01:23 PM (2pH9T)

=======

Some of us have standards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

502 Only a Democrat would think cows have nuts.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 17, 2023 01:23 PM (HfNu5)

Yeah speaking of which, that is weird.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2023 01:24 PM (VuwEX)

503 "Sorry. I speak ill of raccoons because I am in a long-running battle with one. ... I've asked him nicely." Posted by: Huck Follywood

I've heard cayenne pepper drives them off ... drives their sinuses nuts.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2023 01:24 PM (Cus5s)

504 Difference between sheep and goats? Goats float, sheep sink.

Case in point, when his transport boat.was sheepwrecked, Michael rode the goat ashore.

Hallelujah!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2023 01:24 PM (991eG)

505 Guy in California buys a new Tesla for $15K before taxes.

Here’s a list of subsidies he was able to obtain:

$7,500: California’s Clean Vehicle Rebate Project
$4,000: Electrify Your Ride Program from Central Coast Community Energy
$4,000: Monterey Bay Air Resources District - Electric Vehicle Incentive Program
$7,500: Federal clean vehicle credit

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2023 01:25 PM (vFG9F)

506 Whatever happened to rifle racks in truck rear windows?

Like the Wachita lineman?
Posted by: torabora


They started making the interiors out of plastic.
(Hard to screw a gun rack to the window frame)
Thefts.
Pissy Karens.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 01:25 PM (ElM8W)

507 Hawaii is a one party marxist state. Get what you vote for
Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:03 PM (33nmr)

Very much this. It's one of the reasons I rejected a job offer there.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 17, 2023 01:25 PM (BdMk6)

508
Depends on their pronouns.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 17, 2023 01:23 PM (GNHam)



I'm filling out some VA forms for my dad.

There are actually Self-Identified Gender Identity options, including "Choose not to answer."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

509 ...is ace back on "vacation" ???

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 17, 2023 01:25 PM (CCSxw)

510 Is this real ace, or robo ace?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (0FoWg)
==================
I'd like to see the pitch meeting episode of Robo-Ace hunting hobos, going full auto. Zooey Deschanel or Karen Gillan might the the horde choice for leading lady, but I vote for Gemma Arterton.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2023 01:26 PM (lkgB6)

511 blow it out your ass

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 01:26 PM (us2H3)

512 "Wachita lineman?"

Ouachita lineman?

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 01:26 PM (MvF+J)

513 Some of us have standards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)


Most of us don't. I guess it somehow works in a yin and yang type way.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2023 01:26 PM (2pH9T)

514 nood

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 01:26 PM (MvF+J)

515 509 ...is ace back on "vacation" ???
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 17, 2023 01:25 PM (CCSxw)

========


He hit post an hour ago, but he forgot to change the dropdown from "Draft" to "Publish".

He then went to bang his smokin' hot brunette of a wife who has that awful, grating Bostonian accent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

516
This guy said it best:

https://youtu.be/nG5PoHyA3dM
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 17, 2023 01:24 PM



He's my hero.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

517 505 Saved enough to pay a month's rent.

Posted by: Megathrust Fault gp at August 17, 2023 01:27 PM (MvF+J)

518

eat, dunno

lick,oh yes
Posted by: Susan at August 17, 2023 01:16 PM (us2H3

This better not be who I think it is
Posted by: ... at August 17, 2023 01:21 PM (VuwEX)

Thad Cochran?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2023 01:27 PM (0FoWg)

519 I've heard cayenne pepper drives them off ... drives their sinuses nuts.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2023 01:24 PM (Cus5s)
============
thank you. will try today.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2023 01:27 PM (lkgB6)

520 Sadly too many republicans do not care about freedom of speech and kangaroo courts. Just their 401ks.

Wall Street hates you. Better buy puts

Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:27 PM (33nmr)

521 That Hawaiian who didn't activate the alarms didn't because he knew sirens would harsh his mellow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 17, 2023 01:27 PM (GNHam)

522 Only a Democrat would think cows have nuts.

A bull cannot be a cow if it really wants to be? I mean, I know its birth certificate says bull. But that's just like a contingent guess right? The bull hasn't even had a chance to develop a gender identity yet.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 01:29 PM (ppBhU)

523
Telephone poles don't get blown down in 60 mile per hour wind. Unless nobody ever takes a look at them and they're ready to fall down. I may hate my local utility for the 'distribution charge' they hit me with but I see them replacing old and bad poles all the time.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 17, 2023 01:29 PM (enJYY)

524 In the spring of 2009, Citibank was at $2 a share.

Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:29 PM (33nmr)

525 Guy in California buys a new Tesla for $15K before taxes.

Here’s a list of subsidies he was able to obtain:

$7,500: California’s Clean Vehicle Rebate Project
$4,000: Electrify Your Ride Program from Central Coast Community Energy
$4,000: Monterey Bay Air Resources District - Electric Vehicle Incentive Program
$7,500: Federal clean vehicle credit
Posted by: fd at August 17, 2023 01:25 PM (vFG9F)


*performs illegal blog math*

$38k for a Tesla? He must've got an ultra bare-bones stripper version.

Posted by: spindrift at August 17, 2023 01:29 PM (pyXMr)

526 They literally voted for this. Is it inpolite to point and laugh?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 17, 2023 01:30 PM (CecP5)

527 Thad Cochran?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2023 01:27 PM (0FoWg)

Lol

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2023 01:31 PM (VuwEX)

528 This guy said it best:

https://youtu.be/nG5PoHyA3dM
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310

How do you say "Guadalcanal" in Chinese?

China Appears to Be Constructing an Airstrip on Disputed Island in South China Sea

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 17, 2023 01:32 PM (GNHam)

529 1 We've been getting some new commenters lately who are on the strange side.. Even for here
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023


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Donna can't be talkin' 'bout me. I been around these parts since 2011.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 01:33 PM (J2vNu)

530 How do you say "Guadalcanal" in Chinese?

China Appears to Be Constructing an Airstrip on Disputed Island in South China Sea
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 17, 2023 01:32 PM (GNHam)
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I believe the Chinese pronounce it "Mine", and sometimes "Fuckyou-mine"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2023 01:34 PM (lkgB6)

531 In the spring of 2009, Citibank was at $2 a share.
Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 01:29 PM (33nmr)
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Because it went bust. Like Bank of America and others. Suddenly, bankers decided, Socialism is good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2023 01:36 PM (lkgB6)

532 Natural disasters happen all the time all over the country. 90% of them you never hear about. But when one happens in Oprah and Bezos’s backyard, oh baby, it’s the most important thing for a month in the msm.
Posted by: Montec at August 17, 2023 01:03 PM (Cr2ZZ)

While I understand the sentiment, almost 100 people died.

Wherever that happens, we'll be talking about it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2023 01:37 PM (zjgNU)

533 >>> 158 Britney Spears ‘ husband, Sam Asghari, has filed for divorce from the superstar 14 months after they were married,
Didn't take long to be sick of her shit.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 17, 2023 12:33 PM (ufFY

Or, he saw how mentally ill she was and took advantage of her instability and vulnerability. I've heard lots of rumors this is the case.

I'm very interested to know if there was a prenup. If not, I'm more inclined to believe he hooked her to get a fat paycheck.

She has a new book coming out, with the divorce news it'll jack up public interest and profits.

Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2023 01:38 PM (oHQUz)

534 Regarding the original topic - lack of infrastructure maintenance - I'm reminded of Atlas Shrugged. Any Rand foresaw this sort of thing happening.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at August 17, 2023 01:38 PM (FZSGn)

535 Out: EVs

In: Tumbrels

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 17, 2023 01:39 PM (GNHam)

536 Figures Pedo Pedesta would be the front man for something like this.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 17, 2023 01:39 PM (2YtOq)

537 The governor of Hawaii had a presser where he said the government was gong to look into buying the land destroyed by the fires. Don't worry people of Maui, the government is going to protect outside predatory land grabbers from taking your land! Instead the predatory government will take your land!

Is the governor completely tone deaf? What kind of sick talk is this? Native Hawaiians have owned those lands for generations, I hope the people that managed to survive spit in his face and don't sell.

Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2023 01:46 PM (oHQUz)

538 529
This blog is exclusively for morons who breathe low content.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at August 17, 2023 02:29 PM (dzZCL)

539 Johnny Podesta was CORRECT!!!

The words "Climate Change", and all the lies that flow thereof, managed to divert the attention of theses insipid pinheads from addressing that which was urgent and very real.
To quote Major Clifton at the conclusion of "The Bridge on the River Kwai"; " Madness,,,,,MADNESS! ".

Posted by: Billy the Mountain at August 17, 2023 02:43 PM (9TjK8)

540 They could have replaced the old powerlines with new but choose to squander it on stupid Lets Go Green Ideas

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 17, 2023 05:00 PM (wGqjj)

541 Let's face it, idiots worship superstitions, are inept, ignorant, and fanatical. Any wonder the State is offering to buy up all the land or that the warning system failed or that the police chief presided over the Las Vegas massacre?

Posted by: Jane at August 18, 2023 12:14 AM (EcD5Y)

542 Just cannot understand a guy like cooper. Clean cut white guy with some crossover appeal. Sides with the Devil

Posted by: Ryan at August 18, 2023 07:13 PM (33nmr)

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