Julie Kelly: Newly-Released Video Shows a Cop Who Later Testified That J6 Protestors Nearly Killed Him Walking Around Without Any Apparent Injury or Pain

From her new site, Declassified. (She parted ways with American Greatness.)

J6 Celebrity Cop Appears Uninjured in New Video Despite Testimony He Was Going to "Die" on January 6

Capitol Police officer Aquilino Gonell has repeatedly testified under oath and in federal court that he suffered near-death injuries on January 6. New security video contradicts his claims.
For nearly two years, Capitol police officer Aquilino Gonell was off the job or on partial duty, insisting the severe physical and mental injuries he sustained on January 6, 2021 prevented him from doing his job as a federal law enforcement officer.
In news interviews and on social media, Gonell has told his sob story about how violent rioters inflicted debilitating foot, shoulder, and head injuries that day. He routinely posts images of those alleged injuries, including several photos of a foot with stitches and surgical tape and pictures of his ongoing shoulder therapy.
A regular at the D.C. federal courthouse, which is the site of every January 6-related trial and hearing, Gonell--who is occasionally a government witness--said in a victim impact statement filed in May that he was "bleeding from both hands, [had] a maimed foot, hit on the head, sprayed with pepper and bear spray, beaten, punched, pushed, pulled, and assaulted by many other rioters" on the afternoon of January 6.
But new video published by reporter Joe Hanneman at The Epoch Times this week contradicts Gonell's claims. For more than seven minutes, Gonell, highlighted in the video below, is seen moving and walking with no sign of pain. (This segment begins at roughly 4:50 p.m. after confrontations with police and protested had ended.)
Both shoulders appear to have full mobility; he is seen at one point kicking a medical kit and walking around without any indication either foot is injured. His hands look unscathed.

Video at the link.

I don't know about you, but I find this allegation that a government worker might lie to bilk their disability system and get paid for watching ESPN at home such a fantastical claim that I must suspect Julie Kelly of being a RUSSIAN AGENT!!!

And I also cannot abide the thought that our leftwing Deep State Enemy-of-the-People government would permit a man to continue falsely claiming disability just so they could use him as a Perpetual Professional Witness against the Regime's enemies!

No, Madame! I shall not abide it! I simply shannot!

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2023 06:31 PM (8Vp1d)

2 Of course

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 27, 2023 06:31 PM (u73oe)

3 I simply shannot!

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I shannot once. Thought I would never be able to sit still again.

Posted by: jc at July 27, 2023 06:31 PM (N1WXz)

4 Why, it's almost like cops in this country are willing to lie and can do so with impunity.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 27, 2023 06:31 PM (ppBhU)

5 Defund the capitol police

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 27, 2023 06:31 PM (VTu1l)

6 Gotta back the blue!!!

Posted by: 496 at July 27, 2023 06:31 PM (qR69T)

7 A MIRACLE!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 27, 2023 06:32 PM (/f8+7)

8 So now does he have to return the disability money?

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2023 06:32 PM (dVp+R)

9 Aquilino Goldbrick

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 06:32 PM (guGkK)

10 I just watch another JFK assassination documentary that focuses on the events inside the book depository

The number of police who lied and covered up and otherwise absolutely butt fucked the crime scene was 😳

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 27, 2023 06:33 PM (VTu1l)

11 I got better.

Posted by: Aquilino Gonnell, Everyday Hero at July 27, 2023 06:33 PM (guGkK)

12 Well, maybe he can become 'injured.'

IYKWIM

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2023 06:33 PM (Q4IgG)

13 The claims will be, "Adrenalin, shock, dedication to duty!"

Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2023 06:34 PM (SYTee)

14 When I was four or so my dad would grab me by the ear and I'd tell him he could kill a guy like that.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 27, 2023 06:34 PM (rWwta)

15 But new video published by reporter Joe Hanneman at The Epoch Times

Epoch Times - the only trustworthy publication

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2023 06:34 PM (dVp+R)

16 Sign him up. He's one of us!

Posted by: The Uvalde TX Police Force at July 27, 2023 06:34 PM (guGkK)

17 Capitol Police officer Aquilino Gonell has repeatedly testified under oath and in federal court that he suffered near-death injuries on January 6.
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haha, does everyone remember, back in the old days, it was a crime to perjure yourself and to conduct a fraud on the court?

Those were the good old days.

Posted by: Jack Smith's consicence at July 27, 2023 06:34 PM (ALmwe)

18 If the man identifies as disabled I say we believe him.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2023 06:35 PM (8Vp1d)

19 haha, does everyone remember, back in the old days, it was a crime to perjure yourself and to conduct a fraud on the court?

Those were the good old days.
Posted by: Jack Smith's consicence at July 27, 2023 06:34 PM (ALmwe)

===

right up to that moment it all turned into being about a BJ instead.

Posted by: jc at July 27, 2023 06:36 PM (N1WXz)

20 Not every serious injury comes with pain. Or evidence.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 27, 2023 06:36 PM (lX8VI)

21 Julie Kelly from the St. Petersburg Kelly's?

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2023 06:36 PM (aoF75)

22 Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 27, 2023 06:33 PM (VTu1l)

reporters on the scene described to their radio audiences that police were running up to the fence on the grassy knoll, where the shots were heard and where puffs of smoke were seen

this audio still exists, it's out there on the interwebs

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2023 06:36 PM (dVp+R)

23 I believe him.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 27, 2023 06:36 PM (guGkK)

24 Tis but a scratch!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2023 06:37 PM (ncXxy)

25 Capitol Police officer Aquilino Gonell has repeatedly testified under oath and in federal court that he suffered near-death injuries on January 6.

I miss the days when this country had police forces made up almost entirely of big thistle-headed Micks.

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2023 06:37 PM (gmo/4)

26 Gonell is clearly looking for a job with LIRR (Long Island Railroad) where employees have an 85% disability rate.

Posted by: Miklosian Retirement Advisors LLC at July 27, 2023 06:37 PM (wuwH7)

27 If he were truly injured, he would be walking like Nancy Mace on any non-prayer-breakfast meeting.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 27, 2023 06:37 PM (ufFY8)

28 He looks too good.

Posted by: Harry Callahan at July 27, 2023 06:38 PM (wzAuc)

29 Shit like this is why we will never release the J6 tapes to the public.

Shit like this is why we must have total control of the countries,. information space.

Posted by: Your Betters at July 27, 2023 06:38 PM (dTc1c)

30 It’s his truth. It’s clearly bullshit but it’s his truth.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 27, 2023 06:38 PM (v9YuC)

31 the fascists are piling on now, adding lots more charges against Trump for non-crimes, and the Georgians are adding in their two cents.

What a ridiculous circus political prosecutions turn out to be, and all because the UFO's didn't sufficiently distract people from Biden Junta treason.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 06:38 PM (ALmwe)

32 Did he see the light at the end of the tunnel?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 27, 2023 06:38 PM (rWwta)

33 It's so Soviet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2023 06:38 PM (JvZF+)

34 Did he see the light at the end of the tunnel?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 27, 2023 06:38 PM (rWwta)

His mom and Hitler were waving at him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 06:39 PM (guGkK)

35
These people disgust me.

Now will there be consequences? No brah!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2023 06:39 PM (8GBH4)

36 I picture him talking like Red Foxx. I'm coming Esther.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 27, 2023 06:39 PM (rWwta)

37 Epoch Times - the only trustworthy publication
Posted by: kallisto

But if you subscribe, you will be on The List

Posted by: stuff Bob from the NSA told Miklos at July 27, 2023 06:39 PM (wuwH7)

38 Michael Byrd hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 06:39 PM (MGJQu)

39 Heh. I just got an email from the Colson Center highlighting a video "Is Cohabiting Good for Relationships?" Anybody got Nancy Mace's email so I can send her a link?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2023 06:39 PM (PiwSw)

40 Of course, most of the "injuries" were malingerers.
This is always the case with cops and gov. employees.

Posted by: Your Betters at July 27, 2023 06:39 PM (dTc1c)

41 Was it the tatted up cop that was at the hearings?

I wanted to throw that guy into the wood chipper.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 06:40 PM (3Gsyt)

42 Wondering why I haven't seen a column from Julie in a week

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 06:40 PM (xhxe8)

43 What a ridiculous circus political prosecutions turn out to be, and all because the UFO's didn't sufficiently distract people from Biden Junta treason.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

No, DC wants to punish him with out end because he strode into their Cathedral and started redecorating. It's blaspheme to them. They will never stop prosecuting and his associates. Ever.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2023 06:40 PM (jzzG8)

44 reporters on the scene described to their radio audiences that police were running up to the fence on the grassy knoll, where the shots were heard and where puffs of smoke were seen

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I think the graph I saw of witness recounts showed a split between how many thought the shot came from the building and how many thought it came from the grassy knoll

We all know it was Cancer Man though

And aliens

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 27, 2023 06:40 PM (VTu1l)

45 37 Epoch Times - the only trustworthy publication
Posted by: kallisto

But if you subscribe, you will be on The List
Posted by: stuff Bob

THERE IS NO LIST.

(Bob, what is your last name, BTW. Just curious.)

Posted by: CCP at July 27, 2023 06:41 PM (dTc1c)

46 I'd like to see this asshole's bank account. No, not his local bank but the one in the Caymans.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 06:41 PM (BdMk6)

47 Hey baby... is this a bruise or a contusion?

One's $12.99 the other is $1200.99. Papa needs lotto money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2023 06:41 PM (Q4IgG)

48
Aquilino Gonell, aka "Captain Waterworks, celebrity crybaby." So many of these douchebags burst into tears at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 27, 2023 06:41 PM (ienUH)

49 >>After speaking with my orthopedic doctor, my mental health providers

Mental health providers? What a pussy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2023 06:41 PM (ZLI7S)

50 I wanted to throw that guy into the wood chipper.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Slightly used, I give you good price

Posted by: Agent fot Uday and Qusay Hussein at July 27, 2023 06:41 PM (wuwH7)

51 My Disgust Meter is acting up. It never stops reading Eleventy.

I wonder if prayer for our country will help get it down into normal territory.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 06:41 PM (ALmwe)

52 KJP: "I am just not going to speak to that."

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

53 Cops faking disability to collect their full pension early. Just like the good old days -- sounds like a return to normalcy.

Posted by: Regular joe. Not just mad, Samuel L Jackson mad at July 27, 2023 06:42 PM (nnp+f)

54 Julie Kelly from the St. Petersburg Kelly's?

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2023 06:36 PM (aoF75)

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After her ancestors escaped the potato famine, her grandfather made a fortune as a Black Market Bootlegger.

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 06:43 PM (MGJQu)

55 Hot and humid out thar.

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2023 06:43 PM (T4tVD)

56 Didn't the House J6 Kangaroo Kourt show this video in one of its scripted hearings then discuss it, immediately after the cop testified to his all but fatal injuries?

No? I can only assume the Committee Republicans who wanted to show the video were outvoted by the Dem majority.

No? I wish I could say I'm surprised.

Posted by: Gref at July 27, 2023 06:43 PM (AMIL/)

57 What a Rat Bastard
( read Julie's artical)

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 06:43 PM (xhxe8)

58 Those were the good old days.
Posted by: Jack Smith's

We thought they'd never end!

Posted by: Mary Hopkin at July 27, 2023 06:43 PM (dTc1c)

59 We all know it was Cancer Man though

miitt Romney?

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2023 06:44 PM (dVp+R)

60 I saw one video where he was showing us his injured ... finger. Looked okay to me.

Posted by: PJ at July 27, 2023 06:44 PM (G1dq6)

61 GIVE ME ALL THE SURFBOARDS!

Posted by: Otter 841 at July 27, 2023 06:44 PM (Ja3qS)

62 I wonder if prayer for our country will help get it down into normal territory.

******

Praise the Lord and pass the ammo

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 27, 2023 06:44 PM (VTu1l)

63 Just think how much more stuff could be uncovered if we had the 40K hours of J6 videos that McCarthy promised us, eons ago?

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 27, 2023 06:45 PM (MvF+J)

64 "Hot enough for you? Thank a MAGA Republican. Or better yet, vote them out of office," Hillary Clinton tweeted Tuesday.

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: The Climate at July 27, 2023 06:45 PM (C7jzY)

65 46 I'd like to see this asshole's bank account. No, not his local bank but the one in the Caymans.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 06:41 PM (BdMk6)

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If by chance you do, please ring me.

Posted by: Nigel Farage at July 27, 2023 06:45 PM (wzAuc)

66 More reasons to keep Jan6 video under lock and key.
And the way I read it they are still dragging feet letting the video out

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 06:45 PM (xhxe8)

67 60 I saw one video where he was showing us his injured ... finger. Looked okay to me.
Posted by: PJ at July 27, 2023 06:44 PM (G1dq6)

Hey now, those can be serious!

Posted by: Special Climate Envoy, Vietnam Vet, and Multiple Purple Heart Recipient John Kerry at July 27, 2023 06:45 PM (PiwSw)

68 40 Of course, most of the "injuries" were malingerers.
This is always the case with cops and gov. employees.
Posted by: Your Betters at July 27, 2023 06:39 PM (dTc1c)

Interesting. A bunch of married women at the embassy in Kuwait after the gulf war all got pregnant at the same time, and all miscarried within a one week time frame. Told it was a coincidence, get over it and to get back to work. So some injuries are definitely worth more than others.

Also, what happened to American Greatness?

Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2023 06:45 PM (JrN/x)

69
I don't know about you, but I find this allegation that a government worker might lie to bilk their disability system and get paid for watching ESPN at home such a fantastical claim that I must suspect Julie Kelly of being a RUSSIAN AGENT!!

Fantastical. Yeah, that's what it is.

Posted by: Retired NYC Cops and Sanitation Workers at July 27, 2023 06:45 PM (MoZTd)

70 Trump was way too respectful of our Constitution and civic cohesion, it turns out. He never started a war, asked Congress when he wanted to spend money, and didn't persecute his political enemies. All this when he should have started with crucifixions every fifty feet around the Beltway and finished with proscriptions and exiles.

Posted by: Cornelius Sulla, retiree at July 27, 2023 06:46 PM (ALmwe)

71 FWIW, my FWP is pens.

I have a large legacy of pens. Some are even Skilcraft US Government pens, from my wife and an estate sale.

I went through them all, and threw out all the ones that did not work. Amazingly, some of the 40-50 year old Skillraft pens are going strong. I kept them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2023 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

72 You are NOT allowed to criticize me unless you are a police officer or have been to a police officer's funeral.

I am completely above crtiticism. And you stupid citizens? You are beneath my contempt.

You need to be THANKING me for protecting and serving, and putting my life on the line every day. Where else would city governments be without my shaking down you idiots for money by my enforcing traffic laws?

Posted by: Hero In Blue at July 27, 2023 06:47 PM (rc1IV)

73 Aquilino Gonads should be charged with perjury, goldbricking, shirking, rape, being a layabout, fraud, larceny, rape and impersonating a law enforcement officer.

Instead, he most likely will be promoted and head the new commission of federal latinex layabouts and pension padders.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2023 06:47 PM (R/m4+)

74 The insurrectionists turned me into a newt!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 06:47 PM (G017V)

75 Sure to take fire for this... but the Army set the gold standard for bullshit medical conditions designed to rake in $$$.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2023 06:47 PM (Q4IgG)

76 Anybody got Nancy Mace's email so I can send her a link?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Funny.

She hides (or has hidden) her email address.

Unusual

Posted by: non-Lowcountry Carolinian at July 27, 2023 06:47 PM (wuwH7)

77 GIVE ME ALL THE SURFBOARDS!
Posted by: Otter 841 at July 27, 2023 06:44 PM (Ja3qS)
........

Just bite their leashes then when they are swimming after their boards Whitey will get them.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

78
"Gonell’s book, “American Shield: The Immigrant Sergeant Who Defended Democracy,” will be available in November."

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Looks like he assimilated into the Grift State very well.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2023 06:48 PM (lCaJd)

79 71: my father left behind hundreds of those things. And many still work, indeed!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 06:48 PM (rc1IV)

80 I think the graph I saw of witness recounts showed a split between how many thought the shot came from the building and how many thought it came from the grassy knoll

We all know it was Cancer Man though

And aliens

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: The Lizard People at July 27, 2023 06:48 PM (eOEVl)

81
My Disgust Meter is acting up. It never stops reading Eleventy.

I wonder if prayer for our country will help get it down into normal territory.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 06:41 PM (ALmwe)

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Viktor Orbán recently gave a speech where he stated that "Europe Can Only Be Saved by Returning to Christianity."

He might be on to something ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 06:49 PM (MGJQu)

82
"Are you in law enforcement? Were you at the Capitol on January 6th, 2021? You may be entitled to substantial compensation."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2023 06:49 PM (MoZTd)

83 I went through them all, and threw out all the ones that did not work. Amazingly, some of the 40-50 year old Skillraft pens are going strong. I kept them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

FUN FACT

Government Skilcraft pens (always black) were made by blind people

Posted by: Miklos had those at July 27, 2023 06:49 PM (wuwH7)

84 In other news, SOF maintained its lock on 3rd place making almost a million more than MI 7: Dead On Arrival, at the Wednesday box office.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2023 06:49 PM (3Gsyt)

85 Speaking of crime stories, this is a man-bites-dog crime story.

Mexican Consulate Warns Its Citizens About Rising Crime in DC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 06:50 PM (FVME7)

86 The insurrectionists turned me into a newt!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Hope you get better

Posted by: Brother Maynard at July 27, 2023 06:50 PM (wuwH7)

87 Ric Grenell was at a boxing match in Albania. One of the old fighters was called to the ring for an award, but stumbled climbing up. A young Albanian boy yelled "Joe Biden!"

America is back, baby!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 06:51 PM (G017V)

88 Poor poor pitiful me.

Posted by: Warren Zevon, Linda Ronstadt at July 27, 2023 06:51 PM (zHuJr)

89
I wonder if he'll claim the near-lethal injuries came after that video was taken.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2023 06:51 PM (lCaJd)

90 Sure to take fire for this... but the Army set the gold standard for bullshit medical conditions designed to rake in $$$.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2023 06:47 PM (Q4IgG)

I was shot in the butTOCKS

Posted by: Forest Gump at July 27, 2023 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

91 "You. Are. A. Pussy," Swalwell told McCarthy.
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And, here you thought you could never agree with Eric Swallowell on anything at all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 06:51 PM (ALmwe)

92 82 "Are you in law enforcement? Were you at the Capitol on January 6th, 2021? You may be entitled to substantial compensation."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2023 06:49 PM (MoZTd)

The Morgan & Morgan ad practically writes itself.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 27, 2023 06:51 PM (DTX3h)

93 Back The Blue!!!

Amirite fellow patriots?

Posted by: Montec at July 27, 2023 06:52 PM (Rudgo)

94 So, let me get this straight: if we vote out all evil MAGA Republicans, and turn America into a unitary Socialist state, temperatures in the United States will NEVER get at or above 100 degrees ever again, even in summer?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 06:52 PM (rc1IV)

95 Listen fat….that cop put it on the line against the inserterectionist….my grandad used to say…’Joey while you milk a cow why not find a con…or something

Posted by: Biden at July 27, 2023 06:53 PM (V/pbu)

96 No, Madame! I shall not abide it! I simply shannot!

Sharn't.

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2023 06:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

97 "Are you in law enforcement? Were you at the Capitol on January 6th, 2021? You may be entitled to substantial compensation."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

"The Government further alleges, that the Insurrectionists, while Parading Illegally, distributed asbestos within the Capitol...."

Posted by: Assistant US Attorney Miklos Garland at July 27, 2023 06:53 PM (wuwH7)

98 93: absolutely. We can NEVER question law enforcement. Our job as citizens is to support the police NO MATTER WHAT. EVERY police officer is a Great American.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at July 27, 2023 06:53 PM (rc1IV)

99 J6 is lies from top to bottom

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 27, 2023 06:53 PM (fs1hN)

100 Really powerful video from Chloe Cole in case anyone missed it-

Detransitioner Exposes Radical Gender Ideology as 'Barbaric Pseudoscience'

Detransitioner turned activist Chloe Cole testifies before the House Judiciary Committee against the radial gender ideology which changed her life forever.

https://tinyurl.com/4xk6c7yd

Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 06:54 PM (NpAcC)

101 So, let me get this straight: if we vote out all evil MAGA Republicans, and turn America into a unitary Socialist state, temperatures in the United States will NEVER get at or above 100 degrees ever again, even in summer?
Posted by: Catch

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They really believe this, yes.

Posted by: Montec at July 27, 2023 06:54 PM (Rudgo)

102 Listen fat….that cop put it on the line against the inserterectionist….my grandad used to say…’Joey while you milk a cow why not find a con…or something

Posted by: Biden at July 27, 2023 06:53 PM

Never take a swing at the pineapple with your chainsaw unless the bacon is crispy at half time.

Posted by: Joe biden at July 27, 2023 06:54 PM (ncXxy)

103 Viktor Orbán recently gave a speech where he stated that "Europe Can Only Be Saved by Returning to Christianity."

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Hate speech!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 06:54 PM (FVME7)

104 93: the police are ALWAYS right, and when they are wrong...well, you gotta understand, they are JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS. Our job as citizens is to always respect police officers, NO MATTER WHAT. And if you don't? You're just a dumb goober. (ding ding)

Posted by: Michael Berry at July 27, 2023 06:55 PM (rc1IV)

105 "You. Are. A. Pussy," Swalwell told McCarthy.
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But muh norms

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 27, 2023 06:55 PM (lX8VI)

106 Aquilino Gonads should be charged with perjury, goldbricking, shirking, rape, being a layabout, fraud, larceny, rape and impersonating a law enforcement officer.

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He left out "for being a Methodist."

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 06:55 PM (MGJQu)

107 Just wait, Jim Jordan is gonna run to the end of his chain and bark!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 27, 2023 06:55 PM (u73oe)

108 "No, Madame! I shall not abide it! I simply shannot! "

He means it.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2023 06:55 PM (iziT8)

109 well. . . . . . .

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 27, 2023 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

110 Outrage!!!!
Our angry letter will have 3 and possibly 4 exclamation points.
- GOP

Posted by: Montec at July 27, 2023 06:56 PM (Rudgo)

111 Viktor Orban is a dangerous man, and we need to begin proceedings to remove Hungary from our august organization IMMEDIATELY.

Posted by: European Union at July 27, 2023 06:56 PM (rc1IV)

112 So, let me get this straight: if we vote out all evil MAGA Republicans, and turn America into a unitary Socialist state, temperatures in the United States will NEVER get at or above 100 degrees ever again, even in summer?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 06:52 PM (rc1IV)

Absolutely. There'll never be a recorded temp above 100 degrees.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 06:56 PM (BdMk6)

113 89
I wonder if he'll claim the near-lethal injuries came after that video was taken.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2023 06:51 PM (lCaJd)

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As they were carting off a protester casualty, that might be difficult. Not like he'll ever be questioned by anyone whose opinion matters, though.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 27, 2023 06:56 PM (wzAuc)

114 Hate speech!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 06:54 PM (FVME7)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 06:57 PM (MGJQu)

115 Nothing older than a goat on Sunday is what I've always said. Tennis farm.

-Joe Biden

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2023 06:57 PM (lX8VI)

116

So, basically of this was a putsch.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 27, 2023 06:57 PM (UCNv1)

117 And NY and others keep getting cases of protesters in the St Floyd riots compensation for doing crimes.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 06:57 PM (xhxe8)

118 Detransitioner turned activist Chloe Cole testifies before the House Judiciary Committee against the radial gender ideology which changed her life forever.
____

Lemme guess, all the Dems on the committee left the room during her testimony? And never asked her any questions?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 27, 2023 06:57 PM (fs1hN)

119 94 So, let me get this straight: if we vote out all evil MAGA Republicans, and turn America into a unitary Socialist state, temperatures in the United States will NEVER get at or above 100 degrees ever again, even in summer?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Yes.

Posted by: #THESCIENCE at July 27, 2023 06:57 PM (C7jzY)

120 So, let me get this straight: if we vote out all evil MAGA Republicans, and turn America into a unitary Socialist state, temperatures in the United States will NEVER get at or above 100 degrees ever again, even in summer?
Posted by: Catch

72° degrees morning, noon, and night, spring, summer, fall, and winter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 06:57 PM (FVME7)

121 Outrage!!!!
Our angry letter will have 3 and possibly 4 exclamation points.
- GOP
Posted by: Montec

Have your people call my people.

Posted by: Trey Gowdy at July 27, 2023 06:57 PM (wuwH7)

122 I propose an Ace of Spades Pray For America celebration, followed by everyone going to their local range for some practice. Maybe a few Yuenglings later.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 06:57 PM (ALmwe)

123 101: don't let them know that due to Kepler's laws, earth has a perihelion and aphelion, and that (this will blow their minds) the earth is actually the FURTHEST it will be from the sun...well, around the 1st of July anyway.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 06:58 PM (rc1IV)

124 >>>"For being a Methodist."
Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 06:55 PM (MGJQu)

---

Y'all should try it. It's the shit!

Posted by: Nancy Mace at July 27, 2023 06:58 PM (wzAuc)

125 "72° degrees morning, noon, and night, spring, summer, fall, and winter."

Just like it was for the four billion years preceding the emergence of Homo sapiens.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 27, 2023 06:59 PM (MvF+J)

126 So, let me get this straight: if we vote out all evil MAGA Republicans, and turn America into a unitary Socialist state, temperatures in the United States will NEVER get at or above 100 degrees ever again, even in summer?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
---
That is correct. And your chocolate ration has increased again, comrade.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 27, 2023 06:59 PM (aBJcM)

127 115 Nothing older than a goat on Sunday is what I've always said. Tennis farm.

-Joe Biden
Posted by: ...

OLO! Git I it do!

Posted by: Sen Fetterman at July 27, 2023 07:00 PM (C7jzY)

128 72° degrees morning, noon, and night, spring, summer, fall, and winter.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
......

offshore breeze all day, girls in grass skirts and coconut bras, with a pig roasting in the pit

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

129 Somehow Jack Smith, who is only barely an American citizen, has today managed to indict President Trump for January 6 "crimes", a non-riot except for the rowdy Feds and the police officers shooting people.

Are you entertained, fascist Democrat idiots?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 07:00 PM (ALmwe)

130 Curious about why she left AG.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 27, 2023 07:00 PM (brAQZ)

131 And Clint Eastwood is room temperature

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 07:01 PM (xhxe8)

132 97: they also fouled the drinking water, tying in claims of compensation from government personnel assigned to the Capitol on January 6 2021 with those who were stationed at Camp Lejeune...

Posted by: Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe at July 27, 2023 07:01 PM (rc1IV)

133 I wish I could post all the surveillance videos I have on alleged totally disabled Workers Comp and Liability claimants I gathered in my 35 years of handling insurance claims.

My favorite is one guy who said he couldn’t walk more than a few feet riding a pig like it was a bucking bronco.

Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 07:01 PM (MNhXM)

134 Was tooling around looking for videos and that came up

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 07:01 PM (xhxe8)

135 Great. Supposed to have around 24 hours straight of t-storms starting around noon tomorrow.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 27, 2023 07:02 PM (Xrfse)

136 Lemme guess, all the Dems on the committee left the room during her testimony? And never asked her any questions?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 27, 2023 06:57 PM (fs1hN)
*******
They were horrible and are hell bent on pushing the narrative that transitioning is a wonderful thing and Republicans were just trying to scare people for votes.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 07:02 PM (NpAcC)

137 And Clint Eastwood is room temperature
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 07:01 PM (xhxe

That one stings.

Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 07:03 PM (MNhXM)

138 They were horrible and are hell bent on pushing the narrative that transitioning is a wonderful thing and Republicans were just trying to scare people for votes.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2023 07:02 PM (NpAcC)

They should be forced to put their gonads where their mouth is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 07:03 PM (guGkK)

139 Curious about why she left AG.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 27, 2023 07:00 PM (brAQZ)

Same.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 27, 2023 07:03 PM (AbL8c)

140 I propose an Ace of Spades Pray For America celebration, followed by everyone going to their local range for some practice. Maybe a few Yuenglings later.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

would that be a MoNoMe?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 27, 2023 07:04 PM (I1dfR)

141 It is amazing to me these cocksuckers like this liar aren’t disappearing. ITSM this guy would be real easy to find.

I figure one day it will happen then another and another.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 07:05 PM (3nSG+)

142 "And Clint Eastwood is room temperature"

?? Link?

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 27, 2023 07:05 PM (MvF+J)

143
Are we sure that Aquilino Gonell isn't composed of non-human biologics?

That would explain everything!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2023 07:05 PM (XYtjE)

144 Only on phone so hard to look around

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 07:06 PM (xhxe8)

145 LIRR are the reporting marks for the Lapeer Industrial Railroad. The Long Island Rail Road (the oldest rail road still operating under its original charter) reporting marks are actually (drum roll, please) LI.

Picky, picky

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson Smith at July 27, 2023 07:06 PM (xnpli)

146 And Clint Eastwood is room temperature
Posted by: Skip

You could make a tiny but accurate model of him

That would be cool

Posted by: Miklos has Ideas at July 27, 2023 07:06 PM (wuwH7)

147 133 I wish I could post all the surveillance videos I have on alleged totally disabled Workers Comp and Liability claimants I gathered in my 35 years of handling insurance claims.

My favorite is one guy who said he couldn’t walk more than a few feet riding a pig like it was a bucking bronco.
Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 07:01 PM (MNhXM)

———

You a PI?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 07:06 PM (3nSG+)

148 137 And Clint Eastwood is room temperature
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 07:01 PM (xhxe

That one stings.
Posted by: polynikes

For a couple years now he has looked like Death Eating a Cracker.

Posted by: Mary Hopkin at July 27, 2023 07:06 PM (dTc1c)

149 https://youtu.be/sdzRnLUgbvg

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 07:06 PM (xhxe8)

150 I see no Clint Eastwood news, only Donald Trump persecution crowing from the Propaganda Organs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 27, 2023 07:07 PM (ALmwe)

151 https://youtu.be/sdzRnLUgbvg
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 07:06 PM (xhxe

Looks sketchy. I want to see the corpse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 07:07 PM (guGkK)

152 142: Yeah, a link would be good. No other outlets report this.

And I unfortunately went to CBC for verification, where I saw such news categories as "Climate", "Indigenous", and "Being Black In Canada".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 07:08 PM (rc1IV)

153 149 That video is dated one month old.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 27, 2023 07:08 PM (MvF+J)

154 https://youtu.be/sdzRnLUgbvg

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 07:06 PM (xhxe

That looks like it was posted a month ago, don't think it's real.

Posted by: DJ at July 27, 2023 07:09 PM (uosPt)

155 About that strike in Hollywood.

The Writers Guild of America has truly jumped the shark. Apparently if you are a member or want to be a future member of the WGA, then cosplaying and/or writing fanfic during the strike could get you get barred.

Insane.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 07:09 PM (UsV5M)

156 And Clint Eastwood is room temperature
Posted by: Skip

Waiting for confirmation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 07:09 PM (FVME7)

157 And Clint Eastwood is room temperature
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 07:01 PM (xhxe

That one stings.
Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 07:03 PM (MNhXM)

Ugh. Rowdy Yates. Loved him.

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2023 07:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

158 My favorite is one guy who said he couldn’t walk more than a few feet riding a pig like it was a bucking bronco.
Posted by: polynikes

SDI is the same. I have known probably dozens or people over the years who were on false claims.

I had one office manager (hired by the CEO, who refused to fire him) who quit when his wife's claim came though. Disability for life due to bad back. They went to Tahoe skiing to celebrate.

Posted by: Mary Hopkin at July 27, 2023 07:09 PM (dTc1c)

159 He's Chairman (1/6 committee) Bennie Thompson, D-Miss., guy & was awarded a Congressional Gold Medal and honored as a "Great Immigrant."

A year ago, the Border Report carried an article, "Immigrant Capitol police officer still deals with pain" In part, "Gonell passed an exam to be a lieutenant but doctors have recommended that he leave the Capitol Police force because of his injuries."

"Instead of planning a promotion, I’m planning my retirement,” said Gonell, who has U.S. citizenship and said he is updating his resume to find another job."

He is also looking for a publishing house for a book he is writing about his life and what happened on Jan. 6, 2021.

“Not many people appreciate the effort we made that day,” he said. Many Republicans who see him at the Capitol avoid him, do not greet him and do not thank him for this service, he said.

“I would like justice,” Gonell said. “The people who attacked me, and who attacked the other police officer, who coordinated or supported the assailants, they should take responsibility and be held accountable.”

Here we go. Yet another who'll sue Trump. Does anyone sue Nan, her daughter?

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 27, 2023 07:09 PM (GshMh)

160
So, let me get this straight: if we vote out all evil MAGA Republicans, and turn America into a unitary Socialist state, temperatures in the United States will NEVER get at or above 100 degrees ever again, even in summer?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

It will probably take 50 years of sacrifice to turn it around.

Posted by: SCIENCE! at July 27, 2023 07:10 PM (63Dwl)

161
An Irishman with a club foot limps into a tavern and sees Jesus at the bar. "Faith! It's Jesus Christ! Get him a whiskey." Jesus says, "My son, you faith has saved you Go and be cured," and touches him. The Irishman dances a jig as he leaves.

An Italian with a hunchback comes in and says, "It's-a Jesus Christ! Get him a glass of wine." Jesus says, "My son, you faith has saved you. Go and be cured," and touches him. The Italian does handsprings as he leaves.

A redneck walks in and says, "Ain't that God's boy? Get him a beer." Jesus says, "My son..." and the redneck shies away, saying "Don't touch me, I'm on disability!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2023 07:10 PM (MoZTd)

162 From news sources it seems Clint Eastwood is still alive

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 07:10 PM (UsV5M)

163 There are 60-100M illegal aliens that need that money more than you, citizen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 07:10 PM (SpC+Q)

164 Schroedinger's Clint.

Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2023 07:10 PM (RG6z4)

165
https://youtu.be/sdzRnLUgbvg
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 07:06 PM (xhxe

Looks sketchy. I want to see the corpse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 07:07 PM

that video was uploaded one month ago

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2023 07:11 PM (ENBF0)

166 hmm. the death "news" looks sketchy

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2023 07:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

167 That looks like it was posted a month ago, don't think it's real.

that's a clickbaity YT channel thats' always claiming celebs are dead

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2023 07:11 PM (dVp+R)

168 Not seeing it anywhere but we will see

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2023 07:11 PM (xhxe8)

169 Who's the guy getting CPR in that video?

And why did they dump him from the gurney onto the floor?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2023 07:11 PM (zLLgI)

170 Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

It's your will against mine, and you will lose.

Posted by: GySgt Highway at July 27, 2023 07:11 PM (rc1IV)

171 Yay!! That's great. Maybe I'll finally watch The Mule tonight to celebrate.

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2023 07:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

172 A redneck walks in and says, "Ain't that God's boy? Get him a beer." Jesus says, "My son..." and the redneck shies away, saying "Don't touch me, I'm on disability!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

"Alms for a former lepper"

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 27, 2023 07:12 PM (I1dfR)

173 You a PI?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 07:06 PM (3nSG+)

No. I was an insurance claims guy. Though I’m old school enough when that entailed doing surveillance yourself. Later on there were vendors who you hired to obtain surveillance. Before I retired I had a cabinet full of surveillance DVDs.

Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 07:12 PM (MNhXM)

174 >>> that's a clickbaity YT channel thats' always claiming celebs are dead

that's a great use of their time

Posted by: DJ at July 27, 2023 07:12 PM (uosPt)

175 I wondered why that sting didn’t last long.

Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 07:13 PM (MNhXM)

176 167: gotta love clickbait, like 99% of the ads on this site...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 07:13 PM (rc1IV)

177 Aquilino Gonell

Honesty only means something if you come from a society that values honor and dignity.

When you import third worlders, they will understandably behave in ways that is consistent with the culture they were raised in.

You can not really blame Aquafino, to him this is what government looks like to his people. He is not an American.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 27, 2023 07:13 PM (+Tqnv)

178 "that's a great use of their time"

Well, the video does have 550K views. So there's a good market for that phony shit.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 27, 2023 07:13 PM (MvF+J)

179 *squints* *gnaws on cheroot* Who here is sayin' I'm dead? *spits*

Posted by: Clint at July 27, 2023 07:14 PM (Xrfse)

180 Maybe the person got Clint Eastwood and Sinead O'Connor mixed up.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2023 07:14 PM (PiwSw)

181 Yay!! That's great. Maybe I'll finally watch The Mule tonight to celebrate.

Posted by: LASue

Didn't get good reviews but I liked it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 07:14 PM (FVME7)

182 155: unions tend to be stupid.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 07:14 PM (rc1IV)

183 Rodney: Hey Doc...
My arm hurts whenever I move it like this.
Doctor Vinny Boom Botz:
No problem. Don't move it like Dat!

Barrump bump.
Try the veal tip the waitress.

Posted by: I'm Gumby. Damn It! at July 27, 2023 07:14 PM (D4kL4)

184 The insurrectionists were distributing water from Camp Lejune to the police officers!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 07:15 PM (G017V)

185 >>> 112 So, let me get this straight: if we vote out all evil MAGA Republicans, and turn America into a unitary Socialist state, temperatures in the United States will NEVER get at or above 100 degrees ever again, even in summer?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 06:52 PM (rc1IV)

Absolutely. There'll never be a recorded temp above 100 degrees.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 06:56 PM (BdMk6)

All thermometers manufactured after 2025 will only reach 99 degrees.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 27, 2023 07:15 PM (llON8)

186 Hey baby... is this a bruise or a contusion?
One's $12.99 the other is $1200.99. Papa needs lotto money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2023 06:41 PM (Q4IgG)

Go get me the oranges and the towel, then. I promise I know what I'm doing, you'll crap again within a weeks for sure.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2023 07:15 PM (xhaym)

187 I always wished everyone could sit at a WC claims desk for a month. If you faith in humanity wasn’t crushed already it would be after that month.

Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 07:16 PM (MNhXM)

188 My news feed says "Kirstie Alley looks unrecognizable now."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 27, 2023 07:16 PM (s9gYH)

189 U.S. Railroad Retirement Board

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 27, 2023 07:16 PM (GshMh)

190 Get off my la

Posted by: Walt Kowalski at July 27, 2023 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

191 When Eastwood does croak, I don't want to hear anything out of FJB's foul gob about it.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 27, 2023 07:16 PM (MvF+J)

192 Paul Harvey's bong;

https://youtu.be/x9dkgOZhKQk

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at July 27, 2023 07:17 PM (ga42j)

193 I watched the Epoch Times video. Lies after lies. A cascade, a torrent of lies gargled and projected by the damned.

Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2023 07:17 PM (rj6Yv)

194 >>> 123 101: don't let them know that due to Kepler's laws, earth has a perihelion and aphelion, and that (this will blow their minds) the earth is actually the FURTHEST it will be from the sun...well, around the 1st of July anyway.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 06:58 PM (rc1IV)

I dunno, they might say it proves the Sun has no effect on temperatures on teh erf.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 27, 2023 07:18 PM (llON8)

195 When Eastwood does croak, I don't want to hear anything out of FJB's foul gob about it.
Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit

He'll tell a story about how he and Clint cleaned up Abilene.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 07:18 PM (FVME7)

196 I always wished everyone could sit at a WC claims desk for a month. If you faith in humanity wasn’t crushed already it would be after that month.
Posted by: polynikes

This.

Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2023 07:18 PM (0zJ6Q)

197 Well Kirstie Alley has been carbon neutral for quite some time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 07:18 PM (UsV5M)

198 Former President Donald Trump and a maintenance guy at Mar-a-Lago were charged with attempting to delete surveillance footage.

Uh, it is his house. He can delete whatever the fuck he wants.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 07:19 PM (G017V)

199 This story makes me want to puke.
I hope this “welfare queen” wannabee should to to jail on multiple counts of perjury.

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2023 07:19 PM (RovqD)

200 "earth has a perihelion and aphelion"

Only one each? We ought to stock a few more, just in case.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 27, 2023 07:19 PM (MvF+J)

201 Remember when Clint called FJB a 'suit with a grin?'

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 27, 2023 07:20 PM (MvF+J)

202 Gonell is kaput.

Posted by: 13times at July 27, 2023 07:20 PM (Gfl5i)

203 I had one office manager (hired by the CEO, who refused to fire him) who quit when his wife's claim came though. Disability for life due to bad back. They went to Tahoe skiing to celebrate.
Posted by: Mary Hopkin at July 27, 2023 07:09 PM (dTc1c)

Blah Blah tried that but seeing as we were already collecting every federal and state handout….err benefit we could he was denied.

We may try again in a few months.

Posted by: Harriet and Blah Blah Nyborg, Boomer democrats at July 27, 2023 07:21 PM (R/m4+)

204 The WGA demands are pretty stupid in themselves.

Wanting a minimum of six writers on the team for a show.
Wanting the writers to get a guaranteed paycheck for three months even if they just write one episode.

No wonder Hollywood is telling them to get bent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 07:21 PM (UsV5M)

205 Eastwood's first screen role was as a military pilot in The Tarantula. You can't see his face because of the helmet, mask and visor.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 27, 2023 07:21 PM (20SKS)

206 The earth gets hotter when Apollo drives his chariot across the sky at lower altitudes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2023 07:21 PM (guGkK)

207 I always wished everyone could sit at a WC claims desk for a month. If you faith in humanity wasn’t crushed already it would be after that month.
Posted by: polynikes

--

Down here in the South it always seemed comical for never-worked Rosettia to have her free lifetime benefits and her seven children in school, and never-worked L'shAniquia-Teelia to have her lifetime benefits and her four kids in school, but f*ck 58 year old Joe Smith when he loses his dominant hand at the steel mill,* that's worth $29K and get that bastard back to work.

* Hypothetical now since steel mill in the U.S.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 07:21 PM (SpC+Q)

208 Joe Biden gave Clint his first gun. No joke. Told him he could make a good western star. Joe was an academy award winning western actor while he was at UD.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2023 07:21 PM (G017V)

209 Maybe the person got Clint Eastwood and Sinead O'Connor mixed up.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2023 07:14 PM (PiwSw)

I often do.

All I know is, when somebody, especially a celebrity, tells you they have bipolar disorder, it means they have borderline personality disorder.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2023 07:22 PM (dGCAG)

210 Aqualung Gonell???

Posted by: tubal at July 27, 2023 07:22 PM (PCK5/)

211 LIRR are the reporting marks for the Lapeer Industrial Railroad. The Long Island Rail Road (the oldest rail road still operating under its original charter) reporting marks are actually (drum roll, please) LI.

Picky, picky
Posted by: Woodrow Wilson Smith at July 27, 2023 07:06 PM (xnpli)

Foamer.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2023 07:23 PM (xhaym)

212 The earth gets hotter when Apollo drives his chariot across the sky at lower altitudes.
Posted by: Cicero

Sez you

Posted by: It's Turtles. All the way down at July 27, 2023 07:23 PM (wuwH7)

213 Unlike the security feeds at the White House which can't tell who dropped off the baggie of cocaine, Donald Trump's private residence is get this PRIVATE.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2023 07:23 PM (UsV5M)

214 When Eastwood does croak, I don't want to hear anything out of FJB's foul gob about it.
Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit

He'll tell a story about how he and Clint cleaned up Abilene.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 27, 2023 07:18 PM (FVME7)

-------

He'll relate how he once insulted Clint by calling him a Pony-Faced Dog Soldier and kicked his ass in a pogo stick contest.

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 07:23 PM (JkdQ8)

215 Schroedinger's Clint.
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2023 07:10 PM (RG6z4)

Heh. Good one.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 07:24 PM (BdMk6)

216 Rose McGowan outlived Sinead O’Connor… go figure..

Posted by: tubal at July 27, 2023 07:24 PM (PCK5/)

217 All I know is, when somebody, especially a celebrity, tells you they have bipolar disorder, it means they have borderline personality disorder.
Posted by: BurtTC

My Friend

Bipolar and Borderline cancel each other out.

Is Fine and Pleasant.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at July 27, 2023 07:24 PM (wuwH7)

218 Wait, a Federal Court just overturned Bowe Bergdahl's conviction for desertion, because a MILITARY Court Judge put in for a Federal Court Job, and did not disclose it?

First off, since when does a Fed Court have jurisdiction over a Military Court. Second... who cares if a Judge put in for another job.

Destroying the rule of Law, and destroying military discipline, in one fell swoop.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2023 07:25 PM (oHd/0)

219 The Judges giveth, and the Judges taketh away…

Posted by: tubal at July 27, 2023 07:26 PM (PCK5/)

220 Clint Eastwood 12 minute speech at RNC 2012:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=933hKyKNPFQ

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 27, 2023 07:26 PM (MvF+J)

221 Eastwood's first screen role was as a military pilot in The Tarantula. You can't see his face because of the helmet, mask and visor.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 27, 2023 07:21 PM (20SKS)

A decent 50's scifi movie.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 27, 2023 07:27 PM (BdMk6)

222 nood

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at July 27, 2023 07:27 PM (MvF+J)

223 All I know is, when somebody, especially a celebrity, tells you they have bipolar disorder, it means they have borderline personality disorder.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2023 07:22 PM (dGCAG)

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Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2023 07:27 PM (JkdQ8)

224 Careful, folks. Chuy is having another one of his Lamont fugues. Prudence would suggest not to trigger him further.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 27, 2023 07:27 PM (fY84s)

225 My most enjoyable Eastwood movie was Space Cowboys.

The Outlaw Josey Wales is my most watched.

Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 07:27 PM (BsBkM)

226 I always wished everyone could sit at a WC claims desk for a month. If you faith in humanity wasn’t crushed already it would be after that month.
Posted by: polynikes

I recall when a member of the SC Worker's Comp Commission awarded himself 50k (without objection) because he closed his briefcase on his thumb and hurt hisself.

Posted by: Miklos is cursed with such a memory at July 27, 2023 07:28 PM (wuwH7)

227 First off, since when does a Fed Court have jurisdiction over a Military Court. Second... who cares if a Judge put in for another job.
Destroying the rule of Law, and destroying military discipline, in one fell swoop.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 27, 2023 07:25 PM (oHd/0)

Concur. It’s not like old layabout Justice D. Judge can actually get a real job outside the federal system.

The horror, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2023 07:29 PM (R/m4+)

228 Posted by: Miklos is cursed with such a memory at July 27, 2023 07:28 PM (wuwH7)

Thousands of those stories.

Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2023 07:30 PM (BsBkM)

229 Ain't that the cutest thang. Bitter C. here says White People Never Cheat. Because of their Honor! And Dignity!

Can't wait to hear the pissing and moaning on the ONT.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 27, 2023 07:30 PM (4PZHB)

230 CEO of bank that canceled Nigel Farage steps down after facing backlash
Coutts CEO Peter Flavel stepped down following backlash against the decision to close Farage’s accounts without warning, admitting to have ‘fallen below the bank’s high standards of personal service.’
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Hey, good news! But if this happend to a lower profile person, he'd still have his job.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 27, 2023 07:30 PM (fs1hN)

231 There was a guy at my previous job that ate himself to disability.

His whole family was “disabled”.

All that shit pisses me off because my second oldest son really is autistic with with comprehension issues, stimming behavior and a 57 IQ. Or in other words actually unable to work except for maybe cleaning tables if someone were willing to take on the liability.

I’m currently working on getting him on SS disability. The system is so broken and rife with abuse (I am speaking of the entire government).

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 07:34 PM (3nSG+)

232
"Coutts CEO Peter Flavel stepped down following backlash against the decision to close Farage’s accounts without warning, admitting to have ‘fallen below the bank’s high standards of personal service."

It's not a "social credit score." It's a CARBON credit score. Big difference.

Posted by: Peter Flavel at July 27, 2023 07:35 PM (GVdNr)

233 I saw Eastwood's "The Mule" for the first time a couple of days ago.

It's an excellent movie and one of his best by the way, though the critics hated it.

Anyway, while watching it, I was struck by the thought that seems true in retrospect that Eastwood's been coming to terms with his death and public and private life over his last few pictures. Laying them to rest as it were.

"the Mule" especially is Clint's musing on the effect of his public life and career on his private life
Within the context of an entertaining movie.

An American Original.

Vaya con Dios, Clint.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2023 07:36 PM (XYtjE)

234 Cassidy Hutchinson will testify Trump inflicted the injuries to the officer himself.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at July 27, 2023 07:37 PM (sPYHt)

235 All that shit pisses me off because my second oldest son really is autistic with with comprehension issues, stimming behavior and a 57 IQ. Or in other words actually unable to work except for maybe cleaning tables if someone were willing to take on the liability.

I’m currently working on getting him on SS disability. The system is so broken and rife with abuse (I am speaking of the entire government).
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

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I'm in a similar situation and have just met someone who told me to contact vending companies (Pepsi, Coke, Lays, etc) and that they will often give an 18 year old a machine and any money it makes is his so long as he keeps it stocked. If I understand right they provide the product, too. I haven't reached out because mine isn't old enough yet, but it's something to research.

Good luck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 07:38 PM (SpC+Q)

236 Ugh.

Looks like I was hoaxed.

Eastwood's still alive.

Good.

*sigh*

I should really check on these things.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2023 07:44 PM (XYtjE)

237 That fucking cunt. I live in Australia I can say that, but I would say it if I was still in chicago. That Fucking CUNT!

Pull him into a hearing where I am present. "So you are a cop one of the protectors of our freedom? Well TYKE, I'm Marine, and you are a pussy and a coward and a cunt."

I would not be a very collegial member of the legislature.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at July 27, 2023 07:59 PM (gbDsv)

238 He's not just a cunt, he's a pig. He doesn't know how to put on a mask, so he just throws it on the floor, and gets ANOTHER MASK!? Is this the capitol or San Francisco?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at July 27, 2023 08:01 PM (gbDsv)

239 BBC: "Biden Announces Measures To Tackle Extreme Heat".

Just sign an executive order banning extreme heat, hero.

I'm sure you would end death if you weren't in hock to Big Death.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 27, 2023 08:17 PM (rc1IV)

240
I'm in a similar situation and have just met someone who told me to contact vending companies (Pepsi, Coke, Lays, etc) and that they will often give an 18 year old a machine and any money it makes is his so long as he keeps it stocked. If I understand right they provide the product, too. I haven't reached out because mine isn't old enough yet, but it's something to research.

Good luck.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 27, 2023 07:38 PM (SpC+Q)

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Thanks, I’ll check it out.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 27, 2023 09:01 PM (3nSG+)

241 debilitating foot, shoulder, and head injuries that day. He routinely posts images of those alleged injuries, including several photos of a foot with stitches and surgical tape and pictures of his ongoing shoulder therapy.

Probably from kicking, shoving, and head-butting non-violent marchers.

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at July 28, 2023 04:01 AM (Z6A1s)

243 Speaking of under 5% of US total cars being EVs:

"(Bloomberg) — PJM Interconnection LLC has declared a level one emergency for the 13-state eastern US grid and called on all power plants to operate at full capacity Thursday during a heat wave. "

https://tinyurl.com/2bzjb2lo

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 08:46 AM (SpC+Q)

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