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HOLY SHIT: BIDEN'S LAWYER LIED TO THE COURT AND CLAIMED HE WAS FROM THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTIVES TO WITHDRAW A MOTION FROM THE HOUSE
UPDATE: JUDGE REJECTS SHAM PLEA DEAL


UPDATE:

Will Scharf
@willscharf
The Hunter Biden plea deal was apparently more outrageous and far reaching than had previously been publicly known.

In return for pleading to the two misdemeanor tax fraud charges, with a joint recommendation of no prison time, Hunter was getting not just pretrial diversion on his felony gun charge that would leave his record clear if he completed probation, but also broad guarantees against further prosecution on a wide range of other charges that haven't been publicly aired as of yet.

Hunter refused to plead guilty without these guarantees, so the judge effectively blew up the plea.

Hunter wants to walk away from a decade of criminal activity, including potential FARA violations and other serious criminal charges, with a slap on the wrist.

It's a scandal that Biden's DOJ was willing to agree to this kind of a deal.

Fortunately, Judge Norieka isn't playing ball.

Curtis Houck
@CurtisHouck

#BREAKING: The Hunter Biden plea deal is DEAD after the judge expressed MAJOR concerns about the pretrial diversion program for Hunter's felony gun charge that would wipe out additional tax charges.


Previously:


Greg Price
@greg_price11

Hunter Biden's lawyer called the judge in his case pretending to be a lawyer for House Republicans to try and get the IRS whistleblower testimony against him taken down from an amicus brief in the case.

This has gone from a true crime to a sitcom.

She represented herself as being a lawyer for the House and instructed the clerk to withdraw the House's amicus letter.

First son Hunter Biden's legal team appeared to pull a dirty trick Tuesday to block the release of damning evidence ahead of his expected guilty plea to federal charges of tax evasion and weapons crimes.

The drama began in the morning when the House Ways and Means Committee filed an amicus brief to Delaware US District Judge Maryellen Noreika arguing that the 53-year-old had benefited from "political interference which calls into question the propriety of the investigation" into alleged crimes including money laundering, felony tax evasion and failure to register as a foreign agent.

The filing included testimony by two IRS whistleblowers who sat for transcribed interviews May 26 and June 1.

What happened next was outlined in a letter sent to the judge Tuesday afternoon by the committee's top lawyer, Theodore Kittila.


"[A]t approximately 1:30 p.m., we received word that our filing was removed from the docket," Kittila said. "We promptly contacted the Clerk's office, and we were advised that someone contacted the Court representing that they worked with my office [emphasis original] and that they were asking the Court to remove this from the docket. We immediately advised that this was inaccurate. The Clerk's Office responded that we would need to re-file. We have done so now."

Kittila included email exchanges with court officials and Hunter Biden's attorneys in the fresh filing.

"Hi Ted, Following up on our recent telephone conversation, the woman who called was a Jessica Bengels," confirmed court official Samantha Grimes. "... She said she worked with Theodore Kittila and it was important the document was removed immediately or they could file a motion to seal. I do deeply apologize for all the confusion on our part."

It is a disbarment-level offense to work a fraud on the court.

Regime lawyers don't get disbarred, though.


Bengels is the director of litigation services at the New York-based law firm of Latham & Watkins, where Hunter Biden attorney Chris Clark was formerly a partner.


When Kittila confronted the first son's legal team, Hunter's attorneys tried to claim the filing contained confidential tax and identifying information, even though the whistleblower testimony has been public for more than a month.


The time stamps from the emails also indicated the request to take the document down was made after Kittila refused a request to file the testimony under seal.

"As far as I am aware, the managing attorney from Latham called the clerk's office to note that personal tax information of the defendant had been filed in a non reacted [sic] manner and to inquire regarding having the information sealed, as we told you we would and as you said you understood," Clark wrote. "As far as I am aware the clerk took the filing down on their own accord. Your attempts to publicly file my client's personal financial information with no protection ls [sic] are improper, illegal and in violation of applicable rules ... We will seek all appropriate sanctions in response to your actions."

"You should probably take a step back from your statements," Kittila warned. "The clerk's office advised that it was represented to her that the request was being made by my firm. We will be advising Judge Noreika of this improper conduct."

"I stand by all of my statements and I hope you have an affidavit from the clerk in support of yours," Clark replied.

In an evening order, Noreika gave Hunter's attorneys until 9 p.m. to "show cause as to why sanctions should not be considered for misrepresentations to the Court." -- while noting they had not formally filed any request to seal evidence in the matter.

She is now claiming that her claim that she worked with the House and was therefore authorized to withdraw the motion herself was just a "miscommunication."

fraudonthecourt.jpg


Former "Republican" David Jolly, now turned 24/7 grifter for the left, says that becaue this lawyer claims she didn't lie about her identity, it's not a story and you should just MoveOn.org.


Oh, she says she didn't work a fraud on the court after she got caught working a fraud on the court. Well nevermind then, Shill.

We didn't lose anyone that we would miss.

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM




Comments

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1 st?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:00 PM (B2vkr)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 12:00 PM (IXZGh)

3 Numbs lossy

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 26, 2023 12:00 PM (0f0a4)

4 Yeah, I'm at work, but waiting on others to wake up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 12:00 PM (IXZGh)

5 Yeah, well, Trump said pussy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:01 PM (LvTSG)

6 Any chance finding Hunter's stash in the WH had anything to do with it?

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2023 12:01 PM (4nv6s)

7 There was a time - and it wasn't that long ago - when this kind of revelation would come with a burning skull.

At this point, virtually nothing warrants one. We all know how this works now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:01 PM (B2vkr)

8 Mo'nin Boss!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 12:01 PM (IXZGh)

9 Oh my word!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2023 12:01 PM (t/2Uw)

10 It is a disbarment-level offense to work a fraud on the court.

Regime lawyers don't get disbarred, though.

========

"Why would a woman lie about being raped?"
-I don't know why this question suddenly came to me

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:01 PM (LvTSG)

11 Plea deal is off apparently

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 12:01 PM (7B5FA)

12 Is your refrigerator running?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 12:01 PM (63Dwl)

13 Yeah, well, Trump said pussy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:01 PM (LvTSG)

And mean tweets

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 12:02 PM (7B5FA)

14 Damn. Brazen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:02 PM (zZu0s)

15 holy shit republicans don't want to talk about trump! here to discuss this is a true conservative named abe lincoln grifter.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 26, 2023 12:02 PM (B1FKF)

16 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (IW5Ow)

17 7 At this point, virtually nothing warrants one. We all know how this works now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:01 PM (B2vkr)

=======

The Afternoon Arterton is here to demonstrate, through photography, the current state of the justice system in America:

https://is.gd/Qed5Ak

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (LvTSG)

18 It is a disbarment-level offense to work a fraud on the court.



No competent DA would file charges....

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (FAOo/)

19 "She is now claiming that her claim that she worked with the House and was therefore authorized to withdraw the motion herself was just a "miscommunication.""

As I noted yesterday, it's a "malcommunication"

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (uH1zk)

20 Holy crap, who’s that hottie in the gif?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (xTRSc)

21 They only do it because they know they can.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (r9lDC)

22 See what happens when ADULTS are in charge?

We get raped as children.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (IXZGh)

23 It's all fair in love and lawfare as long as you don't get caught and force the court to hammer your balls flat in public.

Kudos to Hunter's legal team for doing whatever they can to get him off outside the bedroom.

The repukelicans can learn a thing or two from these folks.

Posted by: John Morgan, Fat democrat Super Lawyer at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (b+YaX)

24
Four years after the revolution
And the old king's execution
Four years after remember how
Those bourgeois took their final bow

String up every aristocrat
Out with the priests and let them live on their fat

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (aD39U)

25 Apparently it fell apart when the judge asked what the scope of immunity under the plea deal was. DOJ said it didn't cover FARA and that he was still under investigation.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 12:04 PM (7B5FA)

26 It was just a speako

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 12:04 PM (63Dwl)

27 7 There was a time - and it wasn't that long ago - when this kind of revelation would come with a burning skull.

At this point, virtually nothing warrants one. We all know how this works now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:01 PM (B2vkr)

Cases where we get the burning skull now:

1) Yellowstone Caldera goes up.

2) Aliens land.

3) Second Coming

4) Ronald Reagan comes back to life (same George Washington.)

5) Demi Rose does a tasteful, but explicit photo spread.

6) She asks ace out on a date.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:04 PM (zZu0s)

28 Former "Republican" David Jolly, now turned 24/7 grifter for the left, says that becaue this lawyer claims she didn't lie about her identity, it's not a story and you should just MoveOn.org

This is actually pretty normal for the left. Hell "Snopes" built a business doing this.

Take a claim that a lefty did something wrong. Ask them if they did something wrong. When they say no - state the claim has been disproven.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2023 12:05 PM (lc5cP)

29 26 It was just a speako
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 12:04 PM (63Dwl)

=======

"Speakos are words that...you see, they're words that we say with our mouths. They are intended for one meaning, and then there is another meaning out there in the world that we want to find. It is a search, like a search for food for black women in our cities."
-Kamala

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

30 As I noted yesterday, it's a "malcommunication" Posted by: fd at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (uH1zk)

The DHS Censorship Bureau will be right on it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 12:05 PM (7B5FA)

31 🤡 🌎

We're just living in it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2023 12:05 PM (Q4IgG)

32 So what is goingon right now int he courthouse. Last thread someone said that the deal was rejected. Is that true?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2023 12:05 PM (t/2Uw)

33 So. Consequences, right?

Right?

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 12:05 PM (IsVrS)

34 String up every aristocrat
Out with the priests and let them live on their fat
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (aD39U)

Hey now! No stabling horses in cathedrals!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:05 PM (zZu0s)

35 More importantly, the plea deal has just fallen apart.

The judge asked if Hunter could still be prosecuted for his Foreign Registration Act violations - the DOJ said yes, and Hunter's lawyers said emphatically no.

The plea deal was intended to be Hunter's get-out-of-jail free card on all potential charges, and the DOJ chose to lie about that.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 26, 2023 12:05 PM (2tUFv)

36 You can do this kind of stuff...over the phone?...good to know.

Posted by: BignJames at July 26, 2023 12:06 PM (AwYPR)

37 It's all fair in love and lawfare as long as you don't get caught and force the court to hammer your balls flat in public.

That's not quite as much fun as it sounds you know.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at July 26, 2023 12:06 PM (lc5cP)

38 It is a disbarment-level offense to work a fraud on the court.

Regime lawyers don't get disbarred, though.


Disbarment??? This is outright obstruction of justice. She needs to be wearing orange.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 12:06 PM (eOEVl)

39 Nothing will happen. This proves we are no longer a nation of laws and the populous should enter complete chaos because that's what this is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 12:06 PM (IXZGh)

40 Gosh, sure looks like Hunter Biden is going to jail now!!!!

do I ever need to /s?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2023 12:06 PM (p+1gI)

41
Disbarment??? This is outright obstruction of justice. She needs to be wearing orange.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 12:06 PM (eOEVl)



You misspelled 'hanged in the public square.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 12:06 PM (IXZGh)

42 It was just a "miscommunication."

Heh.
Kinda like it wasn't murder when the guy backed into the knife 8 times.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 12:06 PM (e4fEA)

43 This has gone from a true crime to a sitcom.

She represented herself as being a lawyer for the House and instructed the clerk to withdraw the House's amicus letter.

--------

Did she identify herself as "Ray Donovan," by chance?

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 12:06 PM (4tzXU)

44 38 Disbarment??? This is outright obstruction of justice. She needs to be wearing orange.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 12:06 PM (eOEVl)

========

The only thing that can fix this is getting a quality candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

45 Isn't that the Jennifer Lawrence "OK" gif? Why did someone change the face?

Yes, I am concentrating on the vital bits of the post here.

Posted by: spindrift at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (iG1Nf)

46 the bangles >> bengels

Posted by: anachronda at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (sGtp+)

47 Wellness Biden's withered old man balls are made of brass.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (HfNu5)

48 Thank goodness we caught this trick the very first time it was ever tried!

Posted by: The Deep State at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (CaJIi)

49 And why the f**k does Hunter get a multi-car motorcade?

Did the Secret Service provide motorcades to Trump's kids?

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (2tUFv)

50 Not to be too much of a d*** about it, but does anyone still think Joe's going to be on the ticket?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (eOEVl)

51 It is a disbarment-level offense to work a fraud on the court.

Regime lawyers don't get disbarred, though.

++++
Yup. This shyster lied to a judge to change the outcome of a legal action.

They *might* actually disbar her if this blows up too much - but she'll get a plum gig with a think tank or a book deal. No charges. And she'll be quietly reinstated after a couple of years anyway after it blows over. This is the norm when they're forced to punish someone. Like with Clinesmith.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (B2vkr)

52 Also, Hunter again showed up in a secret service motorcade six vehicles long.How the hell does he warrant this? Why are we taxpayers paying for this? talk about princelings....

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (t/2Uw)

53 Any normal lawyer who did this would be disbarred and their career would be over. But as we've seen there are two Americas, two sets of rules.

Posted by: Souls be an interesting one to watch at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (e8n94)

54 Put on a badge and get the 30% LEO discount at Hardees and see what happens to you when you're caught.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (r9lDC)

55 45 Isn't that the Jennifer Lawrence "OK" gif? Why did someone change the face?

Yes, I am concentrating on the vital bits of the post here.
Posted by: spindrift at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (iG1Nf)

That is a weird shop. Uncanny valley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (zZu0s)

56 This is a fuck-up all around. No way the clerk should have removed the filing based on just a phone call, even if it really was the attorney who filed it calling. There are procedures to remove court filings. Most likely, the clerk got spooked by the claim of sensitive personal information, and decided in an abundance of caution to remove the document.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

57 It is a disbarment-level offense to work a fraud on the court.

In a slightly less corrupt clown world, there's probably a few felonies in there as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (jzzG8)

58 It's a tax!

Posted by: John Roberts at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (Geoni)

59 She is now claiming that her claim that she worked with the House and was therefore authorized to withdraw the motion herself was just a "miscommunication."
++++
Whoa, whoa, whoa. According to the CISA's definition of MDM, this would be "discommunication."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (B2vkr)

60 Any normal lawyer who did this would be disbarred and their career would be over. But as we've seen there are two Americas, two sets of rules.

She'll be getting a professorship at Harvard. Columbia at the least.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (eOEVl)

61 You know, I've never thought about it, but there's really no stolen honor in pretending you're an elected official, is there?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (r9lDC)

62 And why the f**k does Hunter get a multi-car motorcade?

Did the Secret Service provide motorcades to Trump's kids?

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (2tUFv)

Because of the many Republican/Nazi/White-Supremacist threats that they are going to lie about and claim he has received.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:09 PM (PHmov)

63 Thanks, JackStraw, I tried to follow last evening when you posted about this.
What a strange turn of events when all they had to do was appear for the few mins scolding to end this charade.

Posted by: old chick at July 26, 2023 12:09 PM (sOete)

64 This gal learned law from 'Catch me if you can.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:09 PM (zZu0s)

65 Those Deep Staters sure think they can get away with any crime
And so far are right

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2023 12:09 PM (4nv6s)

66 Speedbump if not a screeching halt:

@cami_mondeaux 21m
WILMINGTON, Del. (AP) — Hunter Biden's plea deal on tax charges falls apart after judge expresses concern about terms of the agreement.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2023 12:09 PM (jzzG8)

67 61 You know, I've never thought about it, but there's really no stolen honor in pretending you're an elected official, is there?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (r9lDC)

Could you elect youself as supreme ruler of the earth?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 12:09 PM (ynpvh)

68 In her defense, Bengels had a hit off that bong, and it was some really really good shit.

Had her walking like an Egyptian, it did.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:10 PM (tJD8X)

69 45 Isn't that the Jennifer Lawrence "OK" gif? Why did someone change the face?

Yes, I am concentrating on the vital bits of the post here.


it's funny because it's online and therefore it's bits all the way down

Posted by: lower case ben at July 26, 2023 12:10 PM (sGtp+)

70 Malcommunication in the middle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 12:10 PM (63Dwl)

71 Any normal lawyer who did this would be disbarred and their career would be over. But as we've seen there are two Americas, two sets of rules.
Posted by: Souls be an interesting one to watch at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (e8n94)

Word! One just can't lie to the court and expect to get away with it.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton, Liar and Cheat To The Court at July 26, 2023 12:10 PM (b+YaX)

72 Former "Republican" David Jolly, now turned 24/7 grifter for the left, says that becaue this lawyer claims she didn't lie about her identity, it's not a story and you should just MoveOn.org.
++++
Mandy Rice-Davies applies

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:10 PM (B2vkr)

73 @Elric, you're assuming that the clerk is competent. My experience is about 50-50, primarily based on whether the clerk has years of having previously screwed things up and had to unscrew them.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 12:10 PM (7B5FA)

74 Has anyone seen my coke?

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at July 26, 2023 12:10 PM (VMFAF)

75 Any normal lawyer who did this would be disbarred and their career would be over. But as we've seen there are two Americas, two sets of rules.
Posted by: Souls be an interesting one to watch at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (e8n94)

99.9% of lawyers would never even consider eff'ing with a Fed Court Judge.

It's one of the most lunatic things I have ever heard.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 12:10 PM (/gGRS)

76 61 You know, I've never thought about it, but there's really no stolen honor in pretending you're an elected official, is there?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (r9lDC)

Huh. Just had the memory of what's his name testifying before the senate committee. Barbara Boxer? 'Senator' instead of 'Ma'am.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:10 PM (zZu0s)

77 I mean it's totally understandable. Just today i called to see if my suit was ready at the dry cleaners and i told them I was calling on behalf of the Pope, total miscommunication.

Considering everyone in the case is in cahoots, and using the case to bury every other crime Hunter committed, i will expect this to go bo where, heck sher might be nominated to a top DoJ position with that go getter attitude to fraud

Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (ts7C/)

78 The court had the mercy to give the Latham team only about 3 hours to run in circles panicking before they must show cause why sanctions should not be imposed. Due by 9:00 TODAY.
++++
"Because I work for the regime and you know it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (B2vkr)

79 75 99.9% of lawyers would never even consider eff'ing with a Fed Court Judge.

It's one of the most lunatic things I have ever heard.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 12:10 PM (/gGRS)

========

The final 0.1% argue in front of the FISA court.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

80 The Ends Justify the Means.

It’s the immoral Left’s mission statement.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (MNhXM)

81 67 61 You know, I've never thought about it, but there's really no stolen honor in pretending you're an elected official, is there?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (r9lDC)

Could you elect youself as supreme ruler of the earth?


all you need is to get someone to print you up a business card. that turns the issue into freedom of the press, which is in the constitution.

Posted by: anachronda at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (sGtp+)

82 @Elric, you're assuming that the clerk is competent. My experience is about 50-50, primarily based on whether the clerk has years of having previously screwed things up and had to unscrew them.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 12:10 PM (7B5FA)

In the Fed system? Not me.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (/gGRS)

83
61 You know, I've never thought about it, but there's really no stolen honor in pretending you're an elected official, is there?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (r9lDC)

Stolen valor vs stolen ignominy

Posted by: Everyone's congressman sucks except mine! at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (e8n94)

84 66 Speedbump if not a screeching halt:

@cami_mondeaux 21m
WILMINGTON, Del. (AP) — Hunter Biden's plea deal on tax charges falls apart after judge expresses concern about terms of the agreement.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2023 12:09 PM (jzzG

The child porn on his laptop (with him in the supporting role) would be sufficient to have anyone put in prison with the key thrown away. Add to that the drug use, lying on Fed docs (under penalty of perjury), not registering as a foreign agent, bribes...

But again, none of us are part of the deep-state apparatus or those they protect.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (ynpvh)

85 "'I am completely confident that I never indicated that I was calling from Mr. Kittila’s firm or that I worked with him in any way,' she said in a sworn affidavit."

Who talks like this? "I am completely confident that . . . ." Gimme a break. AI Chatbots do better. We lawyers call these "weasel words" and are always a huge red flag that the speaker is lying. And she is most definitely lying. Anyone want to bet?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

86 They laugh and laugh. They don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (TZ75n)

87 19 "She is now claiming that her claim that she worked with the House and was therefore authorized to withdraw the motion herself was just a "miscommunication.""

As I noted yesterday, it's a "malcommunication"
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM

So is this an admission that the white house ordered her commit this crime?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (eggM4)

88 Petreus! Damn. 29-year old memory is not as fast as it used to be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:12 PM (zZu0s)

89 Hey, that Kittila the Hunny really knows how things get done in DC...

Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2023 12:12 PM (K+UlC)

90 56 This is a fuck-up all around. No way the clerk should have removed the filing based on just a phone call, even if it really was the attorney who filed it calling. There are procedures to remove court filings. Most likely, the clerk got spooked by the claim of sensitive personal information, and decided in an abundance of caution to remove the document.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

Wonder what PARTY the clerk belongs to?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2023 12:12 PM (oHd/0)

91 That's a nice clerk's office you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: The Junta at July 26, 2023 12:12 PM (AOQ8p)

92 The Afternoon Arterton is here to demonstrate, through photography, the current state of the justice system in America:

https://is.gd/Qed5Ak
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (LvTSG)
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Nah. She's way too well-kempt and looks like she's bathed recently.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:12 PM (B2vkr)

93 These lawyers must feel truly untouchable because I can't imagine risking a stern letter, much less disbarment, for this degenerate moron.

I'll say again, hundreds of thousands of people have died in the coverup for these brain dead losers.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 26, 2023 12:12 PM (3vCGB)

94 It was just a miscommunication.

Posted by: Gavrilo Princip at July 26, 2023 12:12 PM (ywVDE)

95 83
61 You know, I've never thought about it, but there's really no stolen honor in pretending you're an elected official, is there?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (r9lDC)

Stolen valor vs stolen ignominy

Posted by: Everyone's congressman sucks except mine! at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (e8n94)

Just a reminder: Politicians generallty rank lower than used-car salesman and STDs.
:::looking for youtube vid:::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

96 Wait the plea deal was rejected by the judge?

Wow. So that's almost like a consequence! I mean, nothing happened to Hunter yet but his get out of jail free card is torn up!

Lawyers got a stern talking to sounds like.

Imagine Hunters legal team singing "we had you off on everything then we got high...."

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 12:13 PM (IsVrS)

97 Just a trivial aside here but that Jennifer Lawrence "okay" meme was doctored to make her prettier.

Just a weird thing that caught my eye.

It's on topic because deception.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2023 12:13 PM (iziT8)

98 Oops, miscommunication

Posted by: Adm. Tojo at July 26, 2023 12:13 PM (ywVDE)

99 Wonder what PARTY the clerk belongs to? Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2023 12:12 PM (oHd/0)

Civil servant in Wilmington, Delaware. Do you even have to ask?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (7B5FA)

100 MUH NERMZZZZ!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (9UlRk)

101 She is now claiming that her claim that she worked with the House and was therefore authorized to withdraw the motion herself was just a "miscommunication."
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. According to the CISA's definition of MDM, this would be "discommunication."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (B2vkr)

I can't keep up. When does miscommunication or discommunication become disinformation and not just misinformation?

I'm not a biologist, so I have a hard time understanding these things.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (tJD8X)

102 92 The Afternoon Arterton is here to demonstrate, through photography, the current state of the justice system in America:

https://is.gd/Qed5Ak
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (LvTSG)
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Nah. She's way too well-kempt and looks like she's bathed recently.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:12 PM (B2vkr)

Huh. Link does not seem to want to work...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (zZu0s)

103 97 Just a trivial aside here but that Jennifer Lawrence "okay" meme was doctored to make her prettier.

Just a weird thing that caught my eye.

It's on topic because deception.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2023 12:13 PM (iziT

=======

I get the sense it's supposed to be a deepfake for some other model's face.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

104 Norms status:

[X] Restored!
[ ] Trump

Posted by: National Review at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (FGo7l)

105 And of course, nothing will happen, while Trump dies in jail.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (bkUtD)

106 56 This is a fuck-up all around. No way the clerk should have removed the filing based on just a phone call, even if it really was the attorney who filed it calling. There are procedures to remove court filings. Most likely, the clerk got spooked by the claim of sensitive personal information, and decided in an abundance of caution to remove the document.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

It's ridiculous and dumb but probably was co-ordinated. We need to see who these ppl are married to.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (/gGRS)

107 It was a “miscommunication”… what a weak pathetic Brandon-type excuse. Absolutely any lie can and will be excused this way…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (EtPNQ)

108 Yawn.

I mean, when you take blatant bribes, sell art work that isn't yours, do cocaine in the white house, get weapons charges dismissed, what's a little dustup over pretending you are someone your not?

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (t4ES/)

109 Guess what? Everything will get worse before it gets better. That's the good news. So, be a Happy Warrior!

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (4vi12)

110 >Whoa, whoa, whoa. According to the CISA's definition of MDM, this would be "discommunication."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (B2vkr)

Illcommunication, yo.

Posted by: Beasty Boys at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (NgqoH)

111 Hello, judge? Is your refrigerator running?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (u73oe)

112 82 @Elric, you're assuming that the clerk is competent. My experience is about 50-50, primarily based on whether the clerk has years of having previously screwed things up and had to unscrew them.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 12:10 PM (7B5FA)

In the Fed system? Not me.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (/gGRS)
__________

Clerks can be incompetent, but even the dumb ones are generally very leery about doing anything ex parte (meaning just on the word of a lawyer for just one side without the other side present).

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

113 I can't keep up. When does miscommunication or discommunication become disinformation and not just misinformation?

I'm not a biologist, so I have a hard time understanding these things.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (tJD8X)
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It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (B2vkr)

114 The communication from Hunter's law firm is hilarious. At first they're threatening the lawyer for the House GoP, and then when they realized either they've been caught, or their people F'd up big time, suddenly their apologetic.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (ts7C/)

115 There will be no consequences in this banana republic.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (rJ48h)

116 85 "'I am completely confident that I never indicated that I was calling from Mr. Kittila’s firm or that I worked with him in any way,' she said in a sworn affidavit."

Who talks like this? "I am completely confident that . . . ." Gimme a break. AI Chatbots do better. We lawyers call these "weasel words" and are always a huge red flag that the speaker is lying. And she is most definitely lying. Anyone want to bet?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

Funny stuff also happens with clerks. I was in a suit where the other side did not make a timely filing, so my lawyer did; his filing came in earlier by a day or two. What happened? Well the other attorney was friends with the clerks and the court there, and her filing was DONE FIRST. Funny that.
Yeah, I have little respect for the current legal system; they protect their own. I'm polite in court only because they have the power of life and death over me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (ynpvh)

117 What the f*ck?

Nobody has checked whether she is hittable?

She's a Fordham Law School 5.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (PHmov)

118 Yes, the person who called was named...let's see...Bunter Hiden from Dewey Cheatum and How.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (t4ES/)

119 Why would even an incompetent Clerk assume the lawyer was calling from Kittla’s office it wasn’t mentioned. And if identifying the law firm you’re calling from is standard operating procedure why no mention of Latham, et al?

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (MNhXM)

120 I still remember when Pookette was about seven and would say "lair" instead of "liar." Which lead to "ARE YOU CALLING ME A LAIR?!" complete with footstomping.

Infinitely more hilarious than this clownshow.

Posted by: pookysgirl, tries not to laugh when punishing at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (dtlDP)

121 Wait the plea deal was rejected by the judge?

Wow. So that's almost like a consequence! I mean, nothing happened to Hunter yet but his get out of jail free card is torn up!

Lawyers got a stern talking to sounds like.

Imagine Hunters legal team singing "we had you off on everything then we got high...."
Posted by: blaster

Not exactly. She was asking questions about the plea. There was argument between DOJ and defense about whether the deal provided future immunity. Doj said no and because of that Defense said the deal is null and void. And they are back to negotiating.

Sounds like she was poking around and Weiss got spooked she was gonna toss it and said it didn't provide something they had agreed to because it doesn't look as bad for the defense to back out.

They may bring a new deal in front of her today.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (MGB5H)

122 Ofc they feel untouchable.His dad's handlers are in complete control of the DOJ

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (FQmDC)

123 It was just a mis-communication. Riiiiight

Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (bs+z0)

124 Miscommunication, discommunication, malcommunication...

Whatever -- Let's go with Ill Communication!
https://youtu.be/JhqyZeUlE8U

Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (StUJj)

125 97 Just a trivial aside here but that Jennifer Lawrence "okay" meme was doctored to make her prettier.

Just a weird thing that caught my eye.

It's on topic because deception.


just a little bit of miss communication

Posted by: anachronda at July 26, 2023 12:16 PM (sGtp+)

126 Why were Hunter Biden's lawyers calling at ALL?

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at July 26, 2023 12:16 PM (t4ES/)

127 I saw Well Kempt open for Doosu at Trees in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 12:16 PM (IXZGh)

128 A satirical movie about Biden corruption and depravity would be rejected for being too over the top.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 26, 2023 12:16 PM (HfNu5)

129 102 92 The Afternoon Arterton is here to demonstrate, through photography, the current state of the justice system in America:

https://is.gd/Qed5Ak
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:03 PM (LvTSG)
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Nah. She's way too well-kempt and looks like she's bathed recently.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:12 PM (B2vkr)

Huh. Link does not seem to want to work...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (zZu0s)

That's because Justice does not exist.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

130 117 What the f*ck?

Nobody has checked whether she is hittable?

She's a Fordham Law School 5.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (PHmov)

========

She's the kind of girl who meangirls the pretty girl in the office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

131 Why were Hunter Biden's lawyers calling at ALL?
Posted by: Comrade Roboto at July 26, 2023 12:16 PM (t4ES/)
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Because they could and they figured they'd take a flyer?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (B2vkr)

132 106 56 This is a fuck-up all around. No way the clerk should have removed the filing based on just a phone call, even if it really was the attorney who filed it calling. There are procedures to remove court filings. Most likely, the clerk got spooked by the claim of sensitive personal information, and decided in an abundance of caution to remove the document.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

It's ridiculous and dumb but probably was co-ordinated. We need to see who these ppl are married to.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 12:14 PM (/gGRS)

That is always the way these goombahs make their communications...interlaced spouse and agencies.

It's like a spy ring. But they are all lawyers married to each other so privileged coms.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (eggM4)

133 She's a Fordham Law School 5.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (PHmov)

Yeeesh. That's bad.

A lukewarm turkey pot pie is a Fordham 4.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (9UlRk)

134 Civil servant in Wilmington, Delaware. Do you even have to ask?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


Is it true on the Welcome to Delaware billboard it says, "Welcome Democrats" a Republicans "Abandon hope all who enter"?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (FAOo/)

135 Yeah, I have little respect for the current legal system; they protect their own. I'm polite in court only because they have the power of life and death over me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (ynpvh)

I have a good friend who is a partner in an insurance defense firm (he's their litigator).

His opinion of judges is hilarious. From his perspective, about 99% of them are retards.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (PHmov)

136 120 I still remember when Pookette was about seven and would say "lair" instead of "liar." Which lead to "ARE YOU CALLING ME A LAIR?!" complete with footstomping.

Infinitely more hilarious than this clownshow.
Posted by: pookysgirl, tries not to laugh when punishing at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (dtlDP)

At that age she's copying one of her parents. So which one of you does the huffy footstomping thing?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (eYoxG)

137 It was just a miscommunication.
Posted by: Gavrilo Princip at July 26, 2023 12:12 PM (ywVDE)

Heh, that's kinda true. Prinicp threw a bomb, and it didn't go off. Dejected, he was walking back to whatever hole he crawled out of, and the vehicle came to a stop right in front of him. Due to driver error.

The rest, as they say, is history.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (tJD8X)

138 We'll allow it.

Posted by: Judge Wanalikmitiki and Chief Justice John Roberts at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (vTR7i)

139 Nobody has checked whether she is hittable?

She's a Fordham Law School 5.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (PHmov)



This scale is beyond my limits of comprehension.

What's the Waffle House scale?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (IXZGh)

140 So. Anyone want to bet Garland drops the FARA investigation and plea deal resubmitted with clean bill of health?

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (IsVrS)

141 Hunter Biden plea deal falls apart as prosecution says first son still facing active investigation

Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (RHGPo)

142 Who talks like this? "I am completely confident that . . . ." Gimme a break. AI Chatbots do better. We lawyers call these "weasel words" and are always a huge red flag that the speaker is lying. And she is most definitely lying. Anyone want to bet?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

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Every Democrat Communist useful idiot tool today not only must pathologically spew lies non-stop, but must live a gigantic pathological lie.

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (4tzXU)

143 117 What the f*ck?

Nobody has checked whether she is hittable?

She's a Fordham Law School 5.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (PHmov)

The only picture I saw was of the judge in the link.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (zZu0s)

144 At least she didn’t claim she was the new ruler of Nauru.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (xTRSc)

145 It was the end of the innocence as lawyers dwell on small details.

As the tired old man they selected king groped the little girls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (8zqxZ)

146 Bengels' version of events doesn't make sense. According to her, she was assigned to call the clerk and tell them the filing had PII in it. She further claims the clerk asked the OBVIOUS followup question of "What information needs to be redacted?" to which she had no answer.

No chance. She's a Ivy educated lawyer who has practiced for almost two decades. There's no way she would make that call without having some sort of plan to get that information struck from the filing, if that was her intention.

We're to believe she called up the clerk like a newbie intern and said, "Hey, my bosses say you have information in a filing and please pretty please take it down. Why? Oh, because I'm asking nicely, that's why. Please and thank you."

No. Chance.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 12:18 PM (R38qh)

147 I have a good friend who is a partner in an insurance defense firm (he's their litigator).

His opinion of judges is hilarious. From his perspective, about 99% of them are retards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (PHmov)
++++
What do you call a lawyer with a 105 IQ? Esquire.
What do you call a lawyer with a 95 IQ? Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an 85 IQ? Senator.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:18 PM (B2vkr)

148 Morning.

Life News: New Mexico Governor’s Hotline Caught Referring Women to Satanic Temple for Abortions

https://tinyurl.com/3n6359t7

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2023 12:18 PM (+CCo0)

149
The judge asked if Hunter could still be prosecuted for his Foreign Registration Act violations - the DOJ said yes.



Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 26, 2023 12:05 PM (2tUFv)


Yes, he could be charged, but he won't.

They'll sit on the charges so they never have to answer any questions about it, claiming it's an on going case, and then either right before Biden leaves office, or right after Dems steal the next election, they'll clear him of all charges.

They haven't changed their playbook in decades.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2023 12:18 PM (ts7C/)

150 I love the Latham defense here. They claim their fraud never happened because the clerks office is "misconstruing" their words, so the clerk is either stupid or lying.

Yeah, that'll fly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 12:18 PM (X9kXJ)

151 I want my own planet.

https://youtu.be/Klz7dhGAeUg

Posted by: logprof at July 26, 2023 12:18 PM (ywVDE)

152 During pride summer?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 26, 2023 12:19 PM (zEUpG)

153 my guess is Joe pardons Hunter this afternoon, citing an old man's love for the smartest son in the whole wide world

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:19 PM (us2H3)

154 130 117 What the f*ck?

Nobody has checked whether she is hittable?

She's a Fordham Law School 5.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (PHmov)

========

She's the kind of girl who meangirls the pretty girl in the office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:16 PM (LvTSG)
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"5" might be generous. Tough to tell from that one head shot, which looks professionally taken and could be from years ago. I'm not calling dibs.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

155 Something seems too staged, intentionally delaying tactics.
What else is coming down, soon?

NBC reports: Justice Department
Hunter Biden guilty plea in jeopardy after disagreement over gun charge
Prosecutors told the judge no more charges are expected against the president's son.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 26, 2023 12:19 PM (GshMh)

156 Daily Wire: Aaron Hernandez’s Brother Arrested For Allegedly Planning School Shootings

https://tinyurl.com/25ytvfpt

Will the white supremacy ever cease?

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2023 12:19 PM (+CCo0)

157 135 Yeah, I have little respect for the current legal system; they protect their own. I'm polite in court only because they have the power of life and death over me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (ynpvh)

I have a good friend who is a partner in an insurance defense firm (he's their litigator).

His opinion of judges is hilarious. From his perspective, about 99% of them are retards.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (PHmov)

Well, looking at the Supreme Court, I'd say maybe 60%+ are...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 12:19 PM (ynpvh)

158 126 Why were Hunter Biden's lawyers calling at ALL?
Posted by: Comrade Roboto at July 26, 2023 12:16 PM (t4ES/)


No one may deny how exquisite the emperors new clothes are.

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 12:19 PM (IsVrS)

159 Mark Coyne > Wayne Coyne

Posted by: logprof at July 26, 2023 12:19 PM (ywVDE)

160 Most clerks you will find are either flaming homos, Aunt Bee types giving handies to the judge or super hot and horny gals who are looking to land a sugar daddy lawyer to make his life a living hell.

Good folks.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2023 12:19 PM (b+YaX)

161 His opinion of judges is hilarious. From his perspective, about 99% of them are retards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Still better than the 99.9% of potential jurors.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 26, 2023 12:20 PM (vTR7i)

162 They may bring a new deal in front of her today.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Thank you for the cut-thru-the-bullshit explanation.

Posted by: old chick at July 26, 2023 12:20 PM (sOete)

163
This is actually pretty normal for the left. Hell "Snopes" built a business doing this.

Take a claim that a lefty did something wrong. Ask them if they did something wrong. When they say no - state the claim has been disproven.
Posted by: 18-1
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It seems that all of the MSM 'Fact Checkers', use as a reference, Democrat press releases.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2023 12:20 PM (WMPkR)

164 It's like a spy ring. But they are all lawyers married to each other so privileged coms.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (eggM4)

Absolutely. HAM radios as well.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 12:20 PM (/gGRS)

165 Pseudocommunication

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 12:20 PM (xTRSc)

166 99.9% of lawyers would never even consider eff'ing with a Fed Court Judge.

It's one of the most lunatic things I have ever heard.
Posted by: Thesokorus

--

That's the entire point, same as releasing the news that a bag of cocaine was found in the White House and then talking about it for days before declaring that no one can figure out whose it was.

They WANT you to know you don't have that power.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:20 PM (r9lDC)

167

Communication breakdown
It's always the same
I'm having a nervous breakdown
Drive me insane

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 12:21 PM (63Dwl)

168 NBC reports: Justice Department
Hunter Biden guilty plea in jeopardy after disagreement over gun charge
Prosecutors told the judge no more charges are expected against the president's son.


That's not even true. How can the news report that? Isn't it damaging our precious democracy?

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 12:21 PM (IsVrS)

169 "She is now claiming that her claim that ..."

Fartclaim.

Posted by: gp In, gp Out at July 26, 2023 12:21 PM (MvF+J)

170 Socialists are people trying to piss up a rope, and wondering why it isn't working. There are always new people waiting their turn, who are convinced that they can be the ones to make it work.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 12:21 PM (CecP5)

171 It seems that all of the MSM 'Fact Checkers', use as a reference, Democrat press releases.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2023 12:20 PM (WMPkR)

Well, yeah. That was the con all along.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:21 PM (zZu0s)

172 This is the kind of thread where we really need AtC.

Come back to us, Empress...

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2023 12:21 PM (+CCo0)

173
Some people misunderstood some things.
Mistakes were made.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Old news.
Time to move on.

Posted by: Brandon at July 26, 2023 12:22 PM (a3Q+t)

174 Same as it ever was.

It ain't the crime...

Vintage TOP:

https://tinyurl.com/yfy824sf

Posted by: pawn at July 26, 2023 12:22 PM (wsHtO)

175 >Life News: New Mexico Governor’s Hotline Caught Referring Women to Satanic Temple for Abortions

https://tinyurl.com/3n6359t7

Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2023 12:18 PM (+CCo0)

Pretty on-brand, tbh

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 26, 2023 12:22 PM (TIcXN)

176 So how soon before this lawyer is found in Ft. Marcy park?

Or maybe having OD'd on aspirin?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 12:22 PM (8zqxZ)

177 61 You know, I've never thought about it, but there's really no stolen honor in pretending you're an elected official, is there?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:08 PM (r9lDC)

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I think you deduct honor points for pretending to be a lawyer for elected officials.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 26, 2023 12:22 PM (RLLZj)

178 Here's the thing. The plea agreement is in writing. The scope of it doesn't depend on what the lawyers say.

If Hunter's lawyers are telling him it's actually broader than what the words on the paper say and that the DOJ implicitly agrees to an unwritten understanding that they won't go after the other charges, then that's something Congress should get to the bottom of when Weiss testifies.

If Hunter's lawyers aren't telling him that and they're just assuming it to be true, that's malpractice and Hunter should get back the millions he paid them. He can take a break from painting for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 12:22 PM (7B5FA)

179 Yup. This shyster lied to a judge to change the outcome of a legal action.

They *might* actually disbar her if this blows up too much - but she'll get a plum gig with a think tank or a book deal. No charges. And she'll be quietly reinstated after a couple of years anyway after it blows over. This is the norm when they're forced to punish someone. Like with Clinesmith.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (B2vkr)


What i giant scam they run, where if you or I lie to the court we get sent to prison. But lawyers do it and the threat is maybe they'll get disbarred or censured. They should be held to an even higher standard and be imprisoned for a minimum of double the ordinary time of an average person. Especially since they A) should know the laws front and back B) their lies are a direct attempt to circumvent the of law, where most people are charged for honestly just not knowing or screwing up what they said.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2023 12:22 PM (ts7C/)

180 Yeah, speedbump:

@PaulaReidCNN
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2023 12:22 PM (jzzG8)

181 Guy perjured himself in sworn documents to the court. Guy misrepresented things to the court, judge knew it. Judge even went as far as do discount some of his claims. In the end, though the judge found him credible, believeable, and honest. Me, not so much, although I had done my best to be truthful, even under cross, by him.
To this day I wonder if he had dirt on the judge (during the varous trials, the lawyers of the plaintiffs had their emails infiltrated spewing phishing emails to everyone on the email list except him).
So no respect for the "Just Us" system.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

182
Shenanigans?

Hijinks?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (ugdZ6)

183 Aaronthal was a white Hispanic

Posted by: logprof at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (ywVDE)

184 I have a good friend who is a partner in an insurance defense firm (he's their litigator).

His opinion of judges is hilarious. From his perspective, about 99% of them are retards.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (PHmov)

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Reminds me of the film "And Justice For All" --although the Jack Warden judge character is more clinically insane than retarded.

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (4tzXU)

185 Lawyers who work for the party with the sole, exclusive right to rule the country as it and it alone sees fit can and will do as they damn well please.

All other lawyers? Disbarment if you so much as look at the judge or defendant wrong.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (f0XAF)

186 Daily Wire: Aaron Hernandez’s Brother Arrested For Allegedly Planning School Shootings

https://tinyurl.com/25ytvfpt

Will the white supremacy ever cease?

Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert

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And here's the story no one will touch:

"Not all shootings are bad I’m realizing. Some are necessary for change to happen"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (r9lDC)

187 It's pretty coincidental that a lying scumbag like Hunter would hire a bunch of lying scumbags

just doesn't make sense

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (us2H3)

188 Normal plea deals involve a list of stated charges, and an agreement to resolve all the stated charges in some fashion.

Normal plea deals are not "this plea deal is intended to resolve all the stated charges, plus any future potential charges not listed in the indictment". That's far more egregious than giving Hunter a slap on the wrist for the stated charges.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (2tUFv)

189 Communication breakdown
It's always the same
I'm having a nervous breakdown
Drive me insane
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 12:21 PM (63Dwl)

BRST Led Zep song almost Van Halen tier idc what you think my fingers are in my ears.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (u8vcQ)

190 This is the kind of thread where we really need AtC.

Come back to us, Empress...
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2023 12:21 PM (+CCo0)


I just remembered that today is the birthday of Her Grace, Our Lady of the Stepstool.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (aD39U)

191 Hmmm. No mention on the Kindle newsfeed, but I see Kevin Spacey was cleared of all charges

Posted by: Regular joe. Not just mad, Samuel L Jackson mad at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (nnp+f)

192 She should've shown up at the clerks office in a mask and wig, maybe the glasses with the fake nose built in, that's how the pros do it.

Posted by: brak at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (25k9m)

193 99.9% of lawyers would never even consider eff'ing with a Fed Court Judge.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 12:10 PM (/gGRS)


99.9% of lawyers have never worked for a Biden. When you're the mouthpiece for one of the main criminals in the country, and one who is unlikely to ever pay for their crimes, why not?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (z99Zw)

194
Why were Hunter Biden's lawyers calling at ALL?
Posted by: Comrade Roboto

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For a possibly legitimate reason. Tax info, grand jury info, and other sensitive info was included in the filing and they wanted it redacted. The clerk sealed the filing altogether, which prompted the call from Kittila.

This might actually be a case of a mush-headed clerk.

If Bengels was trying to trick the clerk, why would she use her real name?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (lCaJd)

195 147 I have a good friend who is a partner in an insurance defense firm (he's their litigator).

His opinion of judges is hilarious. From his perspective, about 99% of them are retards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:17 PM (PHmov)
++++
What do you call a lawyer with a 105 IQ? Esquire.
What do you call a lawyer with a 95 IQ? Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an 85 IQ? Senator.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:18 PM (B2vkr)
________

It depends on the jurisdiction and age of the judge. In the old days, most judges were former practicing attorneys who paid their dues over decades and many were smart or at least experienced. A few of these are still around. In the new system, it's all political patronage and most judges have never actually practiced law to any real degree. They just have the right demographics and sucked the right dicks in the Democrap party machine.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

196 This afternoon the DOJ will drop all charges and agree to pay all of Hunter’s legal costs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (u73oe)

197 Whoa

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2023 12:24 PM (u73oe)

198 What do you call a lawyer with a 105 IQ? Esquire.
What do you call a lawyer with a 95 IQ? Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an 85 IQ? Senator.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:18 PM (B2vkr)
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I can beat that! I was number one in the Senate, at 80!

Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at July 26, 2023 12:24 PM (X9kXJ)

199 Bailiff! Whack his pee pee!

Posted by: da Judge at July 26, 2023 12:24 PM (uH1zk)

200 Who blew up the comments?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 12:24 PM (8zqxZ)

201 180 Yeah, speedbump:

@PaulaReidCNN
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depends on what the meaning of "unrelated" is

Posted by: anachronda at July 26, 2023 12:24 PM (sGtp+)

202 No way Hunter doesn't get his sweetheart deal... The fix is in... Of course they have to make it look like there is drama but it's a done deal...

Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 12:24 PM (bs+z0)

203 Uh-oh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:24 PM (zZu0s)

204 FOIST

Posted by: massideas at July 26, 2023 12:24 PM (7EE+n)

205 I'm just posting to see where the comments go.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:25 PM (r9lDC)

206 ace pulled the post back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:25 PM (zZu0s)

207 I know you are out there you're just ignoring me.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2023 12:25 PM (uH1zk)

208 I am assuming either a flaming skull or one of the links was porn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:25 PM (zZu0s)

209 Kim Wexler > Jessica Bengels.

Posted by: gp In, gp Out at July 26, 2023 12:25 PM (MvF+J)

210 The magical, vanishing thread!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:25 PM (B2vkr)

211 This is always fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2023 12:25 PM (zZu0s)

212 Uh oh.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:25 PM (aD39U)

213 I just remembered that today is the birthday of Her Grace, Our Lady of the Stepstool.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (aD39U)

Wishing Ms. A.T. Chick a happy 29th birthday!

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2023 12:26 PM (YOeA5)

214 the arterton link doesn't work for me.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 26, 2023 12:26 PM (B1FKF)

215 The slate is wiped clean.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:26 PM (aD39U)

216 The court is not objecting to the deal. Yet. The problem is that the DOJ and Hunter's lawyers are not agreeing in how much is included in the agreement. Hunters lawyer's wanted this agreement to be a get out of jail free card for all charges, while the DOJ is considering other charges.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 26, 2023 12:26 PM (S75Fo)

217 She's no Harvey Specter, that's for sure.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 26, 2023 12:26 PM (OgrpQ)

218 Well it looks like lamont is back.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2023 12:26 PM (pohLc)

219 I will be completely shocked if anything happens to this lawyer.

Only peons and conservatives have to obey laws.

Nothing has happened to the attorneys that defrauded the intelligence court to get wire tapping warrants on Trump's people. And everything they did is well documented as defrauding the Court.

If I did anything even remotely like what this woman attorney did here in my local district court - I would likely be at least suspended for 6 months if not disbarred. But, she won't even get a slap on the wrist.

America is no longer a rule-of-law nation. We are an aristocracy where those in the leftist camp don't have to obey laws. Which will ultimately lead to those of us on the right refusing to obey laws. Which will lead to violence and anarchy.

An aside - as a practicing attorney I can tell you I lost faith in our legal system over the last 10 years. Most judges don't even pretend to care about the law anymore. The federal judges in my local district are pure political actors who issue decisions based solely on what outcomes they want. And b/c of the way the appeal process works in federal court - it's nearly impossible to appeal most of those decisions.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at July 26, 2023 12:26 PM (ky+MF)

220 "Speakos are words that...you see, they're words that we say with our mouths. They are intended for one meaning, and then there is another meaning out there in the world that we want to find. It is a search, like a search for food for black women in our cities."
-Kamala


Words unburdened by the definitions of the past

-also Kamala

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at July 26, 2023 12:27 PM (Vu7A1)

221 True story: Part of the misunderstanding that led RFK to his murder was a misdirection perpetrated by the conspirators, based on a misunderstanding by Kennedy's actual handlers, that the mislabeled security detail, who had misrepresented themselves, mistook their instructions and led him through the kitchen, instead of the to the ballroom.

You can't say the killers were misled though, because the round that went through RFK's skull came from the security guard's gun, which was point blank behind his right ear. I'd say the lead went exactly where it was intended to go.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:27 PM (eRkrF)

222 Most clerks you will find are either flaming homos, Aunt Bee types giving handies to the judge or super hot and horny gals who are looking to land a sugar daddy lawyer to make his life a living hell. Good folks.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2023 12:19 PM (b+YaX)

Don't know where you live, but where I live they mostly come from one ethnic group that likes government employment for their women, who tend to be overweight.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2023 12:27 PM (7B5FA)

223 The thread just disappeared

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2023 12:27 PM (t/2Uw)

224 Life News: New Mexico Governor’s Hotline Caught Referring Women to Satanic Temple for Abortions

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What, Biden's Monkeypox Czar wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 12:27 PM (4tzXU)

225 [i[ You can do this kind of stuff...over the phone?...good to know.
Posted by: BignJames at July 26, 2023 12:06 PM (AwYPR)

It does make me wonder what the clerk was thinking. I mean, to alter entered testimony on a phone call is pretty odd.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2023 12:28 PM (xhaym)

226 Sounds like she was poking around and Weiss got spooked she was gonna toss it and said it didn't provide something they had agreed to because it doesn't look as bad for the defense to back out.

They may bring a new deal in front of her today.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (MGB5H)


Since the last plea deal was made public, enough people pointed out how BS it was, so if they give him another sweetheart deal it just shows how much contempt they have for the public and the law, and how they know they can get away with whatever they want and we'll face no consequences.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2023 12:28 PM (ts7C/)

227 wow, the post went away!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2023 12:28 PM (xhaym)

228 First?

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson Smith at July 26, 2023 12:28 PM (xnpli)

229 More properly, Fineswine should have been called Senatrix, not Senator.

Maybe she would have stroked out, too. I mean what’s not to like? Proper grammar IS important.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2023 12:29 PM (7UDfe)

230 #twoweeks

Nothing to see here...

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 26, 2023 12:29 PM (qZdIZ)

231 and back

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:29 PM (aD39U)

232 NBC reports: Justice Department
Hunter Biden guilty plea in jeopardy after disagreement over gun charge

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect.


It's theater. The judge doesn't want appear rubber stamping.

Hey, the judge asked questions - more explanation - made sure she understood. There was nothing improper.

Ladies from the View.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 26, 2023 12:29 PM (JkCto)

233 Does this also count as a first?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:30 PM (aD39U)

234 And why the f**k does Hunter get a multi-car motorcade?

Did the Secret Service provide motorcades to Trump's kids?
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (2tUFv)


Because every SS Special Protective agent in that motorcade ISN'T BEING BITTEN BY BIDDEN'S DOG

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2023 12:30 PM (xhaym)

235 NBC reports: Justice Department
Hunter Biden guilty plea in jeopardy after disagreement over gun charge
Prosecutors told the judge no more charges are expected against the president's son.
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Curtis Houck of MSNBC says the plea deal is dead.

https://tinyurl.com/36w34c9v

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 26, 2023 12:30 PM (sWM8x)

236 But it's not dead, dead

Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 12:30 PM (bs+z0)

237 not first!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

238 Flaming skull time!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2023 12:30 PM (pohLc)

239 Sham WOW

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 12:31 PM (63Dwl)

240 >>>223 The thread just disappeared

sorry!

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 12:31 PM (KRtlO)

241 Ok, now it’s a skull. Ace is forgiven. But not that Lamont dummy.
Or Chuy.

Posted by: RI Red at July 26, 2023 12:31 PM (CTjQI)

242 Holy crap, I stand happily corrected!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2023 12:31 PM (bkUtD)

243 Yeah, I'm at work, but waiting on others to wake up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 12:00 PM (IXZGh)
.......

ZZZNNNKKK huh... wut?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 12:31 PM (v0R5T)

244 @CurtisHouck
#BREAKING: The Hunter Biden plea deal is DEAD after the judge expressed MAJOR concerns about the pretrial diversion program for Hunter's felony gun charge that would wipe out additional tax charges.

++++
His new deal will involve a few dozen extra hours of community service working on his dad's campaign.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:31 PM (B2vkr)

245 240 >>>223 The thread just disappeared

sorry!
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 12:31 PM (KRtlO)

=========

What did you do?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

246 Ah. That's why it disappeared

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (JMAcK)

247 Lamont is back in town!

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (5OlSw)

248 I guess this is good. Unless he gets an even bigger sham deal.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (iayUP)

249 Clay and Buck were reporting that CNN said the deal was back.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (63Dwl)

250 Commentus Interruptus

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

251 Wait, there is Justice?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (wnpoX)

252 I'm just posting to see where the comments go.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:25 PM (r9lDC)
++++
Now you know!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (B2vkr)

253 Isn't the Hunter Biden flaming skull supposed to have a crack pipe?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (xPl2J)

254 I get it. Ace just blacked out from drinking this mornings breakfast too quickly and he deleted the post when his head smashed against the keyboard.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (YOeA5)

255 It's OK Lamont, cuz .....

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (us2H3)

256 Flaming skull time!

Flaming skull, my aching arse. This deserves a flaming skeleton.

Also, Biden is off the '24 ticket. Bank on it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (eOEVl)

257 Someone needs to do a Downfall parody of Pedo Joe getting the news Hunter's deal got scotched.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (l7Kbv)

258 This busty bikini blonde is glad that she's way too old for Hunter Biden:
https://is.gd/I3UT7t

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:33 PM (B2vkr)

259 hunt's team will probably just file a new plea - probably even today

to "addresss the Court's questions"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 26, 2023 12:33 PM (AcWfM)

260 Please let there be a real punishment for Hunter. Fingers crossed!

**Starts the wave in the stadium!**

Posted by: Iris at July 26, 2023 12:33 PM (n3DL0)

261 Lamont is back in town!


If the cobs wanna fight you better let em.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:33 PM (aD39U)

262 Leeeet's do the Time Warp agaiiiin!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 26, 2023 12:33 PM (N3zMI)

263 between Joe and Hunter

who is the Fredo

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:33 PM (us2H3)

264 HOLY CRAP they tried to get the plea deal to include any dealing overseas, GOV said no Def said that was our understanding that the plea covers that as well, I wonder if the Prosecution realized how bad they look.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 26, 2023 12:33 PM (dKiJG)

265 *tries to channel the Empress*

Not all lawyers are such cock-sucking useless mewling quim but this bitch I would suggest she get a razor wire encrusted flaming pineapple shoved up her bonus hole. Haole frak this is such childish incompetent bullshit. Or is the lawyer now setting Hunter up to claim his legal team was incompetent? This stinks to high heaven. And if they are trying to throw the case, that paycheck better be fucking ginormous.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 12:33 PM (8zqxZ)

266 6 Any chance finding Hunter's stash in the WH had anything to do with it?
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2023 12:01 PM (4nv6s)

Not in the WH. But when pictures show Hunter going into his lawyer's residence and shortly thereafter the lawyer is hitting a bong on the balcony -- you can guess Hunter isn't committed to being drug free. And this was one of the conditions under the now dead plea deal.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2023 12:34 PM (N39Ws)

267 see update at top of post!

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at July 26, 2023 12:34 PM (KRtlO)

268 #BREAKING: The Hunter Biden plea deal is DEAD after the judge expressed MAJOR concerns about the pretrial diversion program for Hunter's felony gun charge that would wipe out additional tax charges.

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"Overruled! This judge has no standing in her courtroom. Next?"

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 12:34 PM (Bem3c)

269 248 I guess this is good. Unless he gets an even bigger sham deal.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (iayUP)

Or he fights the plea deal being rejected, claiming he shouldn't be penalized because his lawyers screwed up. Then he appeals based on his "ineffective" $40 million dollar council.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2023 12:34 PM (ts7C/)

270 263 between Joe and Hunter

who is the Fredo
Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:33 PM (us2H3)

Us

Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 12:34 PM (bs+z0)

271 My new probation deal will focus my extensive community service on helping young Ukrainian women to adjust to their new lives in Las Vegas.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Diplomat and Artiste at July 26, 2023 12:34 PM (wnpoX)

272 253 Isn't the Hunter Biden flaming skull supposed to have a crack pipe?
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (xPl2J)


I rate this as, "true".

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 26, 2023 12:34 PM (DTX3h)

273 sorry!

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy

No problem, sweetie. Should have known it was Lamont's fault.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2023 12:34 PM (t/2Uw)

274 I knew there was no chance at a first.

Biden better hope there's no chance he isn't the first son to get ten plus for his felonies.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 26, 2023 12:34 PM (qZdIZ)

275 This busty bikini blonde is glad that she's way too old for Hunter Biden:

I can't tell if you pick photoshops of women with enormous hips, or you just prefer mutants built that way.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 12:34 PM (eOEVl)

276 We shall forgive Lamont 7X77 times! Might need to expand the forgiveness envelope....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (pohLc)

277 time for some federal prosecutor to go after trump for riding in a limo while using diet coke and attempting to get his nickel deposit back in the wrong state. do you know that fackbook actually has a jack smith fan group page?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (B1FKF)

278 Wonder what bad words Joe is uttering now.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (N39Ws)

279 214 the arterton link doesn't work for me.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 26, 2023 12:26 PM (B1FKF)

I figured that's because justice doesn't either...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

280 It's dead, Jim?
last I heard they took recess cuz Hunter and his "lawyer" were coming down.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (v0R5T)

281 Welcome back, Ace!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (xTRSc)

282 bring the deal out here !!

Posted by: HI Judge at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (us2H3)

283 When the tens of millions of dollars in *Russian* money to the Bidens is disclosed, they're absolutely going to have to produce a captured spacecraft and dead alien bodies for display on the White House lawn as a sufficient distraction.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (w7elb)

284
Can someone tell me what a "pretrial diversion program" (for Hunter's gun charge) is?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (lCaJd)

285 >>UPDATE: JUDGE REJECTS SHAM PLEA DEAL

I'm confident Biden's Handlers can straighten this out

Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (geLO8)

286 Despite this, I sincerely doubt Hunter gets the felony prosecution he deserves.

They need to make the sham plea deal look more "respectable". That's all.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (ky+MF)

287 "I'm totally innocent and I did nothing wrong. Oh, by the way judge, can you grant me immunity in the future from the things on this list I have?"

- things a Private Citizen says when they travel to court in a 12 limousine motorcade.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (wb1YC)

288 The clerk probably works side gig for Merrick Garland and "misheard" the Latham attorney on purpose.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (ogTiX)

289 https://is.gd/I3UT7t

Oh my Lord.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2023 12:36 PM (pohLc)

290 Updating the legal shenanigans... why does the legal attack on Team Hunter remind me of this:

https://tinyurl.com/mrxbtyr7

We haven't done the banana yet, have we!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:36 PM (eRkrF)

291 Biden will pardon Hunter and then drop out of the 24 race.

Trump and other Gopes will go to prison.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at July 26, 2023 12:36 PM (YoINj)

292 So plea deal is falling apart.

I'm guessing it will get reworked to add SERIOUS consequences like no ice-cream on Thursdays.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 26, 2023 12:36 PM (JMAcK)

293 I would warn this Judge not to go swimming around Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: GEORGE OBAMA at July 26, 2023 12:36 PM (2znMt)

294 So the best way to further justice in ClownWorld is to piss off judges with dubious unethical ploys. Filed for future reference.

Posted by: gp In, gp Out at July 26, 2023 12:36 PM (MvF+J)

295 #BREAKING: The Hunter Biden plea deal is DEAD after the judge expressed MAJOR concerns about the pretrial diversion program for Hunter's felony gun charge that would wipe out additional tax charges.


++++
This is weird because I read that it was possible FARA violations still possible that kayoed the deal.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2023 12:36 PM (t/2Uw)

296 253 Isn't the Hunter Biden flaming skull supposed to have a crack pipe?
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2023 12:32 PM (xPl2J)
.......

at least it's got the bad teeth.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 12:36 PM (v0R5T)

297 Thanks to AOP, I'm on Brave right now.

Still need Chrome for other stuff, but here's hoping my HQ experience is now worth the Cardboard Membership I got.

Posted by: logprof at July 26, 2023 12:36 PM (ywVDE)

298 HOLY CRAP they tried to get the plea deal to include any dealing overseas, GOV said no Def said that was our understanding that the plea covers that as well, I wonder if the Prosecution realized how bad they look.

Not nearly as bad as the defense who tried to perpetrate fraud on the court.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 26, 2023 12:37 PM (Bd6X8)

299 btw today's distraction (from this, probably) is the "ALIENS" hearing which is a massive joke

every answer is "we cannot say in an open hearing" it is the dumbest waste of time ever

the whole aliens thing is just made up BS to distract us from the fact that the family from Shameless is in our White House rn

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 26, 2023 12:37 PM (AcWfM)

300 So Hunter expected an unlimited get out of jail free card.

This is really a story about father's love for his son...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 26, 2023 12:37 PM (NgqoH)

301 283 When the tens of millions of dollars in *Russian* money to the Bidens is disclosed, they're absolutely going to have to produce a captured spacecraft and dead alien bodies for display on the White House lawn as a sufficient distraction.

workin' on it

Posted by: the skinwalker ranch guys at July 26, 2023 12:37 PM (sGtp+)

302 It depends on the jurisdiction...

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:23 PM (iFTx/)


NYC.

QED

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:38 PM (PHmov)

303 Don't worry, it will go in Hunter's favor:

"The Hunter Biden plea proceedings have restarted and the president’s son has agreed to a limited agreement that covers 2014 to 2019 and only includes conduct related to tax offenses, drug use and gun possession.

President Joe Biden's son will still plead guilty to the tax misdemeanors for 2017 and 2018, but the agreement will also cover his tax-related conduct for the three years prior.

The two sides have agreed that this deal does not shield him from potential future charges."

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 26, 2023 12:38 PM (i7Q7S)

304 With the update, I will STILL be shocked and amazed if ANYTHING happens to the corrupt, grifting piece of shit that is Hunter Biden.

He's been spreading the wealth around, I think, to more than just 'the Big Guy' and if EVERYTHING came out, a whole host of Democrats would be requiring hanging for treason.

They have sold us out more than we will EVER know. At least until it's too late.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 12:38 PM (IXZGh)

305 between Joe and Hunter

who is the Fredo

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:33 PM (us2H3)

----------

Like with the Cuomo Brothers: "Fredo the Elder" and "Fredo the Younger."

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 12:38 PM (5OlSw)

306 Can someone tell me what a "pretrial diversion program" (for Hunter's gun charge) is?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (lCaJd)


I can't tell you what a diversion program for a gun charge would look like, but a "diversion program" for drug charges usually means attending some kind of addiction program or going to a drug rehab or something like that.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at July 26, 2023 12:38 PM (ky+MF)

307 Duplicate thread? Prolly a good idea.

Posted by: BignJames at July 26, 2023 12:38 PM (AwYPR)

308 Once the proper paperwork is filled out and refiled I'm sure this will all simply go away. The plea deal will stand. Everything else can be hand waved away as a clerical error not worth the taxpayer's dime to revisit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2023 12:39 PM (Q4IgG)

309 Plea deal is being salvaged. Legal Insurrection.....

https://tinyurl.com/424b7rp9

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2023 12:39 PM (N39Ws)

310 Now if only Joey Bidet would fall completely apart on live TV, attack some random woman in the audience, and to have the Bunny minders show up to drag him off....

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 12:39 PM (8zqxZ)

311 From ComfortlySmug

If DOJ granted Hunter immunity from prosecution for any other crimes under investigation, they wouldn’t be able to stonewall congressional subpoenas into the investigation

So, Joe Biden benefits from Hunter not getting immunity

Essentially DOJ blew up deal today to save the Biden crime family

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 26, 2023 12:39 PM (dKiJG)

312 The two sides have agreed that this deal does not shield him from potential future charges."
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 26, 2023 12:38 PM (i7Q7S)

Potential charges ? Sure... Garlands gonna get right on it....

Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 12:39 PM (bs+z0)

313 I'm confident Biden's Handlers can straighten this out
Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 12:35 PM (geLO

One more bong hit ought to do it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:39 PM (eRkrF)

314 309 Plea deal is being salvaged. Legal Insurrection.....

https://tinyurl.com/424b7rp9

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2023 12:39 PM (N39Ws)

What, for scrap?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2023 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

315 The two sides have agreed that this deal does not shield him from potential future charges."
Posted by: Jay in PA

Thank you.

Posted by: old chick at July 26, 2023 12:40 PM (sOete)

316 One thing is absolutely certain about this situation: Multiple F-bombs per second are being screamed in the Oval Office.

And Vegas sports books just took down the bet on whether the Lapdog Media will throw the Delaware Fed Judge under the bus, because it is now a sure thing.

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2023 12:40 PM (AMIL/)

317 I don't quite understand the plea deal question.

So the Judge is limited on the question she can resolve, right? She's got the plea agreement in front of her. But that's also covered in a pre trial diversionary agreement, which is not something she can resolve. So now it's a question of how to separate the questions without overstepping the Judge's restrictions, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 12:40 PM (R38qh)

318 Are telephone calls to federal judges recorded "for quality assurance"?

Posted by: Chuck C at July 26, 2023 12:40 PM (xttsV)

319 To answer the question of a previous poster:

Yes, I still believe Joe will run and win in 2024.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 26, 2023 12:40 PM (KbCG3)

320 This might be a premature flaming skull

Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 12:41 PM (bs+z0)

321 This busty bikini blonde is glad that she's way too old for Hunter Biden:
https://is.gd/I3UT7t
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:33 PM (B2vkr)
........

need to see from behind to fully appreciate the wedgie

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 12:41 PM (v0R5T)

322 If DOJ granted Hunter immunity from prosecution for any other crimes under investigation, they wouldn’t be able to stonewall congressional subpoenas into the investigation

So, Joe Biden benefits from Hunter not getting immunity

Essentially DOJ blew up deal today to save the Biden crime family


Interesting. I hadn't considered that.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 12:41 PM (eOEVl)

323 between Joe and Hunter

who is the Fredo
Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023


***
I'm pretty sure it's Joe.

Oh, you said "Fredo" instead of "pedo." Never mind.

Posted by: Russian Royal Serf-Hunting Club, 1902 at July 26, 2023 12:41 PM (J2vNu)

324 From ComfortlySmug

If DOJ granted Hunter immunity from prosecution for any other crimes under investigation, they wouldn’t be able to stonewall congressional subpoenas into the investigation

So, Joe Biden benefits from Hunter not getting immunity

Essentially DOJ blew up deal today to save the Biden crime family
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 26, 2023 12:39 PM (dKiJG)
++++
Sure, why not. I have no idea if this is true or possible, but it wouldn't surprise me so I won't reject it out of hand.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:41 PM (B2vkr)

325 Hunter is 'Horatius at the Bridge' defending our Sacred Democracy. They're gonna end up awarding him a medal. That's how effed up we've become.


Dig In.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 26, 2023 12:41 PM (505tf)

326 Hunter is so crooked that a DE Judge rejected his plea

Posted by: REDACED at July 26, 2023 12:41 PM (us2H3)

327 who the f knows

so dirty and so ugly

yeah I don't know how all this goes under the rug hmm

obviously hunt isn't going to pay or anything but can the "big dick" stay in office?

eh whatever, fedgov gotta fedgov

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 26, 2023 12:41 PM (AcWfM)

328 I can't tell you what a diversion program for a gun charge would look like, but a "diversion program" for drug charges usually means attending some kind of addiction program or going to a drug rehab or something like that.
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at July 26, 2023 12:38 PM (ky+MF)

Right, so Hunter spends the next 90 days NOT throwing an illegally possessed firearm into a trashcan near a school, and the whole thing goes away.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:42 PM (eRkrF)

329 258. This busty bikini blonde is glad that she's way too old for Hunter Biden:
https://is.gd/I3UT7t
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023

You're a devil today. But not for dad who's drawn to red like a moth to flame.

Posted by: Dsoss51@hotmail.yes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 26, 2023 12:42 PM (GshMh)

330 Hunter Biden - poster child of White Privileged

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 12:42 PM (8zqxZ)

331 Sure, why not. I have no idea if this is true or possible, but it wouldn't surprise me so I won't reject it out of hand.


his dad can just pardon him - maybe he already did would we even know

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 26, 2023 12:42 PM (AcWfM)

332 Ace, the rejection by the judge of the sham plea deal deserves a separate post with dedicated comments. That rejection is a major, major, major development.

Judges almost never reject plea deals. They reason, and rightly so, that the prosecutor is adverse to the defendant, and in the best position to determine what is a reasonable plea deal.

Judges only reject the most obviously corrupt, smelly-stinking, sweetheart plea deals that could not possibly be the product of arms-length dealing. Hunter's was in that category. The prosecutor was functioning basically as Hunter's lawyer.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

333 268 #BREAKING: The Hunter Biden plea deal is DEAD after the judge expressed MAJOR concerns about the pretrial diversion program for Hunter's felony gun charge that would wipe out additional tax charges.

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"Overruled! This judge has no standing in her courtroom. Next?"
Posted by: ShainS
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My guess is major political pressure on the judge behind the scenes through the local legal community in Delaware.

But the Biden scandals have now become widespread public knowledge and each attempt at coercion makes more and more apparent to the plebes that something is rotten in the White House besides Joe's diapers.

My guess is one faction of the junta (probably the West Coast progressives/techlords) wants Joe out and Kamala in now while the others like natsec, big law, and big finance (mostly East Coast based) want him to stay in there.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2023 12:42 PM (9hLLz)

334 "She is now claiming that her claim that she worked with the House and was therefore authorized to withdraw the motion herself was just a "miscommunication.""

Sure. This is like a 5 year old that is caught swiping cookies out of the cookie jar. She stands there defiantly declaring innocence while there are cookie crumbs all around her mouth.

Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2023 12:43 PM (oiNtH)

335 The two sides have agreed that this deal does not shield him from potential future charges."
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 26, 2023 12:38 PM (i7Q7S)
++++
And if ComfortablySmug is correct, this will be an eternal "investigation" to make sure nobody talks and they can use the "no comments on an ongoing investigation" dodge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:43 PM (B2vkr)

336 Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory! If the tax deal goes through it covers the 10 million dollar bribe.
The pretrial diversion program required Hunter to be sober for the probationary term. Do not think that is doable in his case.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2023 12:43 PM (t/2Uw)

337 Play that Biden privilege, white boy

Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 12:43 PM (geLO8)

338 This is the "Arrested Development" presidency except, and this may shock you, we don't really have anyone remotely normal enough to be the "Michael" character.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Diplomat and Artiste at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (wdTKz)

339 Right, so Hunter spends the next 90 days NOT throwing an illegally possessed firearm into a trashcan near a school, and the whole thing goes away.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:42 PM (eRkrF)


I would expect that he has to stay drug free to escape the felony, which he will not be able to do.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (aD39U)

340 My guess is one faction of the junta (probably the West Coast progressives/techlords) wants Joe out and Kamala in now while the others like natsec, big law, and big finance (mostly East Coast based) want him to stay in there.


yeah whig that sounds close to right

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (AcWfM)

341 I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (bA3Ln)

342 This busty bikini blonde is glad that she's way too old for Hunter Biden:
https://is.gd/I3UT7t
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:33 PM (B2vkr)

***

At the trailer park we call them birthin' hips

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (flINI)

343 So the Judge is limited on the question she can resolve, right? She's got the plea agreement in front of her. But that's also covered in a pre trial diversionary agreement, which is not something she can resolve. So now it's a question of how to separate the questions without overstepping the Judge's restrictions, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 12:40 PM (R38qh)


The judge is the sentencing authority. Prosecutors can recommend a sentence, but the judge makes the sentencing decision.

So, when there is a plea agreement for a particular sentence that plea agreement is conditional on the judge accepting the sentence, which the judge does not have to do. Judges generally go along with plea agreements because it moves cases along and helps resolve cases quicker. But, in cases where the plea agreement is nonsense - such as this one - the judge can say no.

That is what happened to Roman Polansky. He had a plea agreement with the DA's office for a misdemeanor for his admitted drugging and raping a 13 year old girl. The judge wasn't going to accept the deal and was going to sentence him to actual prison time. He got word and fled the country.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (ky+MF)

344 316 Not to mention the impact on the art market.

Posted by: gp In, gp Out at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (MvF+J)

345 In case anyone missed this -

A squish R appointed judge just threw out Bowe Bergdahl's conviction.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (8zqxZ)

346 who the f knows

so dirty and so ugly

yeah I don't know how all this goes under the rug hmm

obviously hunt isn't going to pay or anything but can the "big dick" stay in office?

eh whatever, fedgov gotta fedgov
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 26, 2023 12:41 PM (AcWfM)

I still think the most logical explanation is all of this is intended to pressure Joe to "voluntarily" step aside, but then I thought for sure they would find a way to get him out of the way before Nov. 2020, and that didn't happen.

So.....

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (eRkrF)

347 nothing will come of this.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (8+Yq9)

348 The lawyer who perpetrated the fraud signed an affidavit to the court saying she never misrepresented her firm, which is in direct contradiction to the clerks statement. You can say that as nicely as you want and try to couch it as a "misunderstanding", but it directly falls into question the clerk's integrity. Most judges won't stand for that, and I'm betting there's a price to pay. That's before we get to a plea deal that doesn't comport with almost all previous deals or the actual outcome for similar cases.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (73VNb)

349 The pretrial diversion program required Hunter to be sober for the probationary term. Do not think that is doable in his case.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2023 12:43 PM (t/2Uw)


Did it require him to be sober, or not to fail drug tests?

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (Jk9SN)

350 I would expect that he has to stay drug free to escape the felony, which he will not be able to do.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (aD39U)
++++
But they also won't do any tests. Or if they do tests, they will make sure they do them in a way that it makes it pretty easy for Hunter to cheat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:45 PM (B2vkr)

351 Breaking that the deal is back on.

HOW SHOCKING

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 26, 2023 12:45 PM (JMAcK)

352 340 My guess is one faction of the junta (probably the West Coast progressives/techlords) wants Joe out and Kamala in now while the others like natsec, big law, and big finance (mostly East Coast based) want him to stay in there.
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Two Crime Families NY and Silicon Valley with a retard in the middle known as Shitcago.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:45 PM (bA3Ln)

353 So the best way to further justice in ClownWorld is to piss off judges with dubious unethical ploys. Filed for future reference.

Posted by: gp In, gp Out at July 26, 2023 12:36 PM (MvF+J)

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* Chief Justice Benedict Roberts and All FISA Court judges have exited the chat *

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 12:45 PM (PT+W/)

354 Judge Norieka isn't playing ball.

Probably shouldn't go to Ft Marcy Park ,or go on hunting trips, either.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 26, 2023 12:45 PM (Rbu5d)

355 I would expect that he has to stay drug free to escape the felony, which he will not be able to do.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (aD39U)

Most diversion programs require regular, unscheduled drug tests. Why am I thinking this one won't.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:46 PM (eRkrF)

356 Stephen Green: DeSantis Lays Off One-Third of His Campaign Staff to ‘Streamline’ Operations.

https://instapundit.com/597143/

Via...oh, right.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2023 12:46 PM (amCMd)

357 With a prosecution team like this, who needs defense attorneys?

Posted by: Oglebay at July 26, 2023 12:46 PM (ogTiX)

358 334 She made a fartclaim.

Posted by: gp In, gp Out at July 26, 2023 12:46 PM (MvF+J)

359 338 This is the "Arrested Development" presidency except, and this may shock you, we don't really have anyone remotely normal enough to be the "Michael" character.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Diplomat and Artiste at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (wdTKz)

Spoiler alert: Michael wasn't really that normal. He was as bad as the rest of them but with a veneer of being a good person. He was pretty selfish and often neglectful as a father. He just wasn't as outlandish.

Ugh, I swear I'm fun at parties. Well, I would be if I ever got invited to any...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 26, 2023 12:46 PM (KbCG3)

360 I don't want this to get lost in the mayhem:

-

Daily Wire: Aaron Hernandez’s Brother Arrested For Allegedly Planning School Shootings

https://tinyurl.com/25ytvfpt

Will the white supremacy ever cease?

Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert

---

And here's the story no one will touch:

"Not all shootings are bad I’m realizing. Some are necessary for change to happen"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:46 PM (r9lDC)

361 In clown world plea deal agrees to you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2023 12:46 PM (RIvkX)

362 This busty bikini blonde is glad that she's way too old for Hunter Biden:
https://is.gd/I3UT7t
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:33 PM (B2vkr)

***

How in the hell does a belly button get stretched perpendicularly?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 26, 2023 12:46 PM (flINI)

363 The lawyer who perpetrated the fraud signed an affidavit to the court saying she never misrepresented her firm, which is in direct contradiction to the clerks statement. You can say that as nicely as you want and try to couch it as a "misunderstanding", but it directly falls into question the clerk's integrity. Most judges won't stand for that, and I'm betting there's a price to pay.

Perchance, was either the clerk or the lawyer from the Cincinnati office?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 12:46 PM (eOEVl)

364
So, when there is a plea agreement for a particular sentence that plea agreement is conditional on the judge accepting the sentence, which the judge does not have to do. Judges generally go along with plea agreements because it moves cases along and helps resolve cases quicker. But, in cases where the plea agreement is nonsense - such as this one - the judge can say no.

Posted by: I forgot my name

==========

So Polanski and Hunter both pled guilty to misdemeanors. Is that all the judge can sentence for?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (lCaJd)

365 What's this about them already agreeing to a revised plea deal?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (Dm8we)

366 Blaster, I think sobriety means both.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (t/2Uw)

367 But they would never steal an election

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (AWCUa)

368 That is what happened to Roman Polansky. He had a plea agreement with the DA's office for a misdemeanor for his admitted drugging and raping a 13 year old girl. The judge wasn't going to accept the deal and was going to sentence him to actual prison time. He got word and fled the country.
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So where will Hunter flea?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (bA3Ln)

369 I wonder how Emmett Sullivan would rule if he had this case?


OK, I denounce myself for wondering about it.

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (AMIL/)

370 Most diversion programs require regular, unscheduled drug tests. Why am I thinking this one won't.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:46 PM (eRkrF)


Especially when the felony offense is lying on a 4473 about being a drug addict.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (aD39U)

371 Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (73VNb)

The Clerk’s integrity?

I didn’t see the affidavit but did it state that she identified herself as being from Latham’s office?

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 12:48 PM (MNhXM)

372 Robert

#265

How did I do?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 12:48 PM (8zqxZ)

373 just noticed at althouse (from the ny times):

[T]he judge... questioned whether [the proposed deal] meant that Mr. Biden would be immune from prosecution for other possible crimes -- including violations related to representing foreign governments - in perpetuity. When a top prosecutor in the case said it would not, Chris Clark, Mr. Biden's lead lawyer, responded by saying the agreement was "null and void."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 26, 2023 12:48 PM (B1FKF)

374 363 Yes, the lawyer was one of the Cincinnati Bengels.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 12:48 PM (xTRSc)

375 Blaster, I think sobriety means both.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2023 12:47

Which brings us back t the cocaine found in the White House which wouod have kayoed this deal before it happened.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2023 12:48 PM (t/2Uw)

376 One can assume that the "Pretrial diversion program" also contained specific language about avoiding all contacts with drug users and places were drugs were present...just riding with a secret service escort to his lawyer/brothers's house where his lawyer poses on a balcony toking on a bong HAS to be a violation.
Also...now that Smith has subpoenaed SS agents assigned to Trump , Pence and congress members and compelled testimony from them in the various cases targeting Trump....ALL SS agents ever assigned to Hunter(and Joe) can and should be compelled to testify about what they "May" have seen, here as well as abroad.

Posted by: birddog at July 26, 2023 12:48 PM (uAI4S)

377 Maybe Putin will give Hunter sanctuary in Russia?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:48 PM (bA3Ln)

378
She represented herself as being a lawyer for the House and instructed the clerk to withdraw the House's amicus letter.
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This is what the Democrats call "Our Precious Democracy".

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 12:48 PM (AWCUa)

379 What's this about them already agreeing to a revised plea deal?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (Dm8we)
.........

somehow sacks of cash must be involved

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

380 What's this about them already agreeing to a revised plea deal?

--

She probably doesn't want her daughter to die in a massive fiery explosion after a minor low-speed sideswipe accident.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:49 PM (r9lDC)

381 Most judges won't stand for that, and I'm betting there's a price to pay.

Unfortunately, I'll believe it when I see it. Moreover, if there is any sanction, it won't be the sanction that is deserved - disbarring her. I doubt she'll even get suspended. Likely there will be some kind of monetary sanction that her deep pockets firm will gladly pay.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at July 26, 2023 12:49 PM (ky+MF)

382 How in the hell does a belly button get stretched perpendicularly?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 26, 2023 12:46 PM (flINI)

Standing up tall and sucking your stomach in so the world can't tell you actually have a pooch.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2023 12:49 PM (ts7C/)

383 So where will Hunter flea?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (bA3Ln)

I know it's a typo, but dadgum if it isn't accurate?!

Posted by: Moki at July 26, 2023 12:49 PM (JrN/x)

384 wonder if Hunter's gonna send the Judge a whatsapp message, similar to the last one we now about

Posted by: REDACED at July 26, 2023 12:49 PM (us2H3)

385 This new deal is the perfect outcome for the Biden Crime Cabal.

His liability for all the known felonies is zilch, and now blessed by the court, and there is still the shield of "ongoing investigation" to be used to obstruct Congressional investigations.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 12:49 PM (wdTKz)

386 Looks like the wheels on the fat lady are finally starting to circle the drain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 12:50 PM (guGkK)

387 So where will Hunter flea?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (bA3Ln)

Dog balls?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2023 12:50 PM (pohLc)

388 MSNBC says deal back on track

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:50 PM (us2H3)

389
The lawyer who perpetrated the fraud signed an affidavit to the court saying she never misrepresented her firm, which is in direct contradiction to the clerks statement. You can say that as nicely as you want and try to couch it as a "misunderstanding", but it directly falls into question the clerk's integrity. Most judges won't stand for that, and I'm betting there's a price to pay. That's before we get to a plea deal that doesn't comport with almost all previous deals or the actual outcome for similar cases.
Posted by: Marcus T

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I keep asking, why would someone who wants to trick the clerk use their own name, which Bengels did?

I'm entertaining the possibility that the clerk is a mush-brain.

And was this the judge's clerk, or an ECF clerk? The latter, I'm told, is known for belonging to a certain demographic, and is not so bright.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 12:50 PM (lCaJd)

390 ...ALL SS agents ever assigned to Hunter(and Joe) can and should be compelled to testify about what they "May" have seen, here as well as abroad.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 26, 2023 12:50 PM (zEUpG)

391 What's this about them already agreeing to a revised plea deal?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (Dm8we)
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Right now, it's just talk.

Give it a couple of hours and it will confirmed reality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:50 PM (B2vkr)

392 If DOJ granted Hunter immunity from prosecution for any other crimes under investigation, they wouldn’t be able to stonewall congressional subpoenas into the investigation
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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Won't work--Congress has its own power to issue transactional immunity to Hunter to compel him to answer questions under oath.

If the impeachment inquiry is set up, then the old DOJ policy of on going criminal investigations is no longer valid and all the DOJ minions have to testify themselves under oath. Basically, all the ridiculous things that the House did under Pelosi and the DC Circuit allowed grants the Ways and Means Chair to get all the Biden family tax returns, pierce executive privilege, and so on.

My guess is one faction wants Joe and his mob of grifters out perhaps even Kalorama in favor of a fresh start with Kamala. A historical lesson is that VP Gerald Ford, that no one thought would be competitive in 1976 especially after the dual problems of pardoning Nixon and massive inflation, almost won in 1976. Ditto for Hubert Humphrey.

The media courtiers will pivot in a moment to praise Kamala, the can do princess in the WH without skipping a beat.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2023 12:50 PM (9hLLz)

393 350 I would expect that he has to stay drug free to escape the felony, which he will not be able to do.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (aD39U)
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But they also won't do any tests. Or if they do tests, they will make sure they do them in a way that it makes it pretty easy for Hunter to cheat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:45 PM (B2vkr)
____________

My dad supplied the pee tests of about a half-dozen of my brothers' friends who would never have passed. They were all big potheads. I thought the plan was doomed. I figured the test agency would certainly recognize that the same piss came from supposedly different people, and all of which were 30+ years younger than my dad. Nope. The plan worked. They all passed.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

394 #265

How did I do?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 12:48 PM (8zqxZ)

Good, kitteh. Very good.

*Gives you scritches*

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2023 12:51 PM (amCMd)

395 Most judges won't stand for that, and I'm betting there's a price to pay.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (73VNb)

Until a judge from Hawaii throws out any charges to protect the regime

Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2023 12:51 PM (ts7C/)

396 Ace should probably update his flaming skull. Justice and the rule of law has been thoroughly defeated.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 12:51 PM (wdTKz)

397 You can say that as nicely as you want and try to couch it as a "misunderstanding", but it directly falls into question the clerk's integrity. Most judges won't stand for that, and I'm betting there's a price to pay. That's before we get to a plea deal that doesn't comport with almost all previous deals or the actual outcome for similar cases.
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Its fishy. Certainly the Clerk was under the impression the person calling was calling about a mistaken filing they had made and wanted to claw back. If an adverse party, they would file something, seeking emergency temporary seal pending briefing. You don't just call of the clerk and tell them to take down an opponent's filing. If you want an order, you call the Judge - staff attorney, conference call your opponent or do it via email. Directly calling the clerk and suggesting a take down is inappropriate. She didn't use a fake name. So maybe she didn't claim to be the filer. BUt the clerk certainly concluded she was the filer or calling on behalf of the filer. She may not have lied to clerk directly, but she KNEW what she was doing.

Posted by: that's shady but maybe not disbarment level at July 26, 2023 12:51 PM (sh1GZ)

398 383 So where will Hunter flea?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (bA3Ln)

I know it's a typo, but dadgum if it isn't accurate?!
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Normies flee. Hunter fleas.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:51 PM (bA3Ln)

399 I bet judge Norieka s furious about being put in this position. No way they wanted this to blow up the way it has.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 26, 2023 12:51 PM (2YtOq)

400 >388 MSNBC says deal back on track

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:50 PM (us2H3)

Are you not entertained?

Posted by: Kabuki Theatre Manager at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (NgqoH)

401 CNN says deal will be more limited

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (us2H3)

402 Recall Hunter did 'rehab' in a rented Malibu, CA house that, we the taxpayers probably paid for. The Secret Service detail for him was in a rented house next door. My point being, any sort of 'diversionary' program is going to be just like that. No check-in's by a drug rehab councilor, no tests (but the Secret Service will say he passed them) and no other adverse restrictions on what Hunter can/can not do.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (Q4IgG)

403 Won't work--Congress has its own power to issue transactional immunity to Hunter to compel him to answer questions under oath.


It won't work. Hunter has the perfect dodge. He will claim he was under the influence of drugs, and so can't remember anything. Hard to argue.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (eOEVl)

404 342 At the trailer park we call them birthin' hips

birthin' hips or berthin' hips?

Posted by: anachronda at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (sGtp+)

405 My dad supplied the pee tests of about a half-dozen of my brothers' friends who would never have passed. They were all big potheads. I thought the plan was doomed. I figured the test agency would certainly recognize that the same piss came from supposedly different people, and all of which were 30+ years younger than my dad. Nope. The plan worked. They all passed.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:50 PM (iFTx/)
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They look for drugs. They don't look for anything else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (B2vkr)

406 Sounds like the judge is now caving on the plea deal. They've limited the scope to specific charges and years. But it's starting to stink.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (73VNb)

407 399 I bet judge Norieka s furious about being put in this position. No way they wanted this to blow up the way it has.
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Or Norieka wants a promotion and bags of cash?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (bA3Ln)

408 She probably doesn't want her daughter to die in a massive fiery explosion after a minor low-speed sideswipe accident.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:49 PM (r9lDC)

Or drowning on a dusty trail on a New Mexico hillside.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (eRkrF)

409 401 CNN says deal will be more limited
Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (us2H3)

Sure... Looks like Kabuki theater to me

Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (bs+z0)

410 Let me add to the choir saying that Judge Norieka didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (xT7BI)

411 Impersonating a Congressional committee in a call to the Court is one of those ideas people come up with after snorting coke and Johnnie Blue for 72 hours.

Posted by: itsatax at July 26, 2023 12:53 PM (G0PUA)

412
So where will Hunter flea?
Posted by: Pudinhead

==========

I've also wondered in all sincerity why he doesn't do the Marc Rich thing. All I can guess is he can't afford a couple of idle years abroad. Not on his lifestyle.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 12:53 PM (lCaJd)

413 Hunter has Abby Lowell in the courtroom with him

bringing a tank to a knife fight

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:53 PM (us2H3)

414 I keep asking, why would someone who wants to trick the clerk use their own name, which Bengels did?

I'm entertaining the possibility that the clerk is a mush-brain.

And was this the judge's clerk, or an ECF clerk? The latter, I'm told, is known for belonging to a certain demographic, and is not so bright.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Blonde Morticia, major law firms practicing in a jurisdiction and the legal clerks have ongoing relationships similar to cops, prosecutors, and judges in rural areas. Repeated interactions either make them friends or deadly enemies depending on how the legal beagles behave toward the clerks.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2023 12:53 PM (9hLLz)

415 Or Norieka wants a promotion and bags of cash?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (bA3Ln)


Joe has already offered to make her an appeals judge if she plays ball. It is a done deal.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:53 PM (aD39U)

416 So Polanski and Hunter both pled guilty to misdemeanors. Is that all the judge can sentence for?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (lCaJd)


the judge can only sentence for the charge that the defendant pleads guilty to. However, if it is clear, as in this case, that far more serious charges should be brought, the judge can refuse to accept the plea.

However, the judge cannot require the prosecutors to actually prosecute any specific charge - that is up to prosecutor's discretion.

So, in a case like this, where the judge says "this plea deal is b.s." and the prosecution doesn't want to charge or prosecute more serious crimes - I don't know what the outcome will be. It depends entirely on public pressure I think. I mean in theory the prosecutors can just refuse to charge at all if the judge won't agree to the deal. But, hopefully the public would be outraged by that. But, in today's world, who knows?

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at July 26, 2023 12:53 PM (ky+MF)

417 I would expect that he has to stay drug free to escape the felony, which he will not be able to do.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

That also includes not being around where drugs/alcohol are being used. Bars, strip clubs, casinos, and bong whiffing lawyers on their balcony while Hunter is at his house. The SS already muffled the cocaine found in the WH.

Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2023 12:54 PM (oiNtH)

418 342 At the trailer park we call them birthin' hips

My head would fit nicely in that little gap.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2023 12:54 PM (pohLc)

419 380 What's this about them already agreeing to a revised plea deal?

--

She probably doesn't want her daughter to die in a massive fiery explosion after a minor low-speed sideswipe accident.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 12:49 PM (r9lDC)


The Junta offered her a deal she can't refuse

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2023 12:54 PM (AMIL/)

420 Just to add-- while attorneys routinely contact the clerk without copying/including the other side-- this was, in effect, an ex parte communication with the court, not the clerk, because it was change in the filings.

That's a huge ethical violation on its own.

Stealing money from clients is less egregious than what this attorney did.

PS: If you ever want to make a judge nuclear pissed at you, accuse his staff of lying.
It's not like he eats lunch with them, hired them and completely relies upon and trusts them.
These guys are F.U.C.K.E. D.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2023 12:54 PM (GxzZh)

421 >But they also won't do any tests. Or if they do tests, they will make sure they do them in a way that it makes it pretty easy for Hunter to cheat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



nah, they'll just say they did them, an they were clean

Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 12:55 PM (geLO8)

422 So was this premature eskullination ?

Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 12:55 PM (bs+z0)

423 It won't work. Hunter has the perfect dodge. He will claim he was under the influence of drugs, and so can't remember anything. Hard to argue.
Posted by: Archimedes

The purpose of that is to bring up all the nasty information under cross examination and Hunter playing a human dummy. Doesn't work except for the true partisans and they will turn in a NY minute if Kalorama turns on Joe. Joe ain't their true love, Obama is.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2023 12:55 PM (9hLLz)

424 Breaking:

A bag of cocaine has called the judge in the Hunter Biden trial, pretending to be his attorney.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2023 12:55 PM (RIvkX)

425 Old School Sophia Loren hotness:
https://tinyurl.com/477b4w9w

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 12:55 PM (R38qh)

426 my guess is Joe pardons Hunter this afternoon, citing an old man's love for the smartest son in the whole wide world
Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:19 PM (us2H3)


I'd be fine with this. Realistically nothing is gonna happen to Hunter and the people who support the Bidens should have their noses rubbed in this.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (z99Zw)

427


And he would have if his lawyers didn't screw up and force the judge to do something she probably didn't want to do.

The regime screaming "no one is above the law" was going to let this little degenerate shit get away with stuff that they charged, and jailed, good people for within the last few years.

South American and Middle Eastern dictators are looking at this and thinking "wow this is a brazen act of corruption and complete disregard for their citizens"

Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (ts7C/)

428 No one wants to get bitten by Hunter Fleas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (8zqxZ)

429 How in the hell could what Polanski did be categorized as a misdemeanor?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (xTRSc)

430 I would expect that he has to stay drug free to escape the felony, which he will not be able to do.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

That also includes not being around where drugs/alcohol are being used. Bars, strip clubs, casinos, and bong whiffing lawyers on their balcony while Hunter is at his house. The SS already muffled the cocaine found in the WH.
Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2023 12:54 PM (oiNtH)
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This is what we call "for show". No one believes Hunter can meet these standards, and so no one will enforce them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (wdTKz)

431 Looks like the wheels on the fat lady are finally starting to circle the drain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 12:50 PM (guGkK)

So to speak.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (AWCUa)

432 Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 12:50 PM (iFTx/)
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They look for drugs. They don't look for anything else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:52 PM (B2vkr)

It's all about the observing. I've seen more than my share of people peeing in cups.

Some people will bring it in a bag, and the temperature is the giveaway (either it's cold or they heated it before arrival and it's too hot). Some have elaborate contraptions with bags and tubes, and it's really a matter of watching where the stream is coming from.

I never observed any chix, but I've heard stories.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (eRkrF)

433 So where will Hunter flea?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (bA3Ln)


There are islands in the Caribbean he could bug out to.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (guGkK)

434 I'd be fine with this. Realistically nothing is gonna happen to Hunter and the people who support the Bidens should have their noses rubbed in this.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (z99Zw)



It's gooood that Biden pardoned his son.

Posted by: NPR at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (aD39U)

435 the judge is named 'Noriega" ??

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (us2H3)

436 Who would have thought Hunter's lawyers would be so unethical?

So shocking.

This is my shocked face.

Now, charge that bitch.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 26, 2023 12:57 PM (DcKNO)

437 Hunter wants to walk away from a decade of criminal activity, including potential FARA violations and other serious criminal charges, with a slap on the wrist.

It's a scandal that Biden's DOJ was willing to agree to this kind of a deal.

Fortunately, Judge Norieka isn't playing ball.
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Correction: Judge Norieka IS playing ball.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 12:57 PM (wdTKz)

438 Get ready to hear more about a "Father's Love."

You're going to puke over it.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 26, 2023 12:57 PM (DcKNO)

439 Which gang put the judge in her chair? Where is her loyalty/debt?

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2023 12:57 PM (SYTee)

440 Most diversion programs require regular, unscheduled drug tests. Why am I thinking this one won't.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:46 PM (eRkrF)


Well, it is such a hassle for the Secret Service to assemble the motorcade to drive Hunter down to Worksource with almost no notice.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM (xhaym)

441 So where will Hunter flea?

Posted by: Pudinhead

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Does the Satanic Temple offer sanctuary?

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM (1VOfO)

442 Posted by: whig at July 26, 2023 12:55 PM (9hLLz)

Their true love is The Party IMO

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM (AWCUa)

443 But, hopefully the public would be outraged by that. But, in today's world, who knows?

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at July 26, 2023 12:53 PM (ky+MF)



97% of the public probably has no idea Hunter was even charged with anything. They sure as heck will never find out of this immense corruption.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM (ts7C/)

444 Polanski?

Einhorn got bail even though the cops found his dead girlfriend locked up in a trunk in a closet in Einhorn's apartment.

Einhorn then promptly fled the country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM (8zqxZ)

445 Hunter could always go to Nauru.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM (xTRSc)

446 I've been practicing law in federal court for 30-odd years and up to now I didn't know you could just pick up the phone and ask the clerk to take a filing off the docket.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM (guGkK)

447 How in the hell could what Polanski did be categorized as a misdemeanor?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (xTRSc)


Don't know. Ask the LA D.A.'s Office from back then who agreed to the deal. He was a big wig in Hollywood and L.A. is a company town. That's why.

Same as here with Hunter. He's never going to do real time for his crimes. They will come up with some kind of "deal" that they believe they can sell to the american public. Which they probably can b/c they have almost the entirety of the news media working for them.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at July 26, 2023 12:59 PM (ky+MF)

448 well, looks like we've been Snoopyed

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:59 PM (us2H3)

449 >433 So where will Hunter flea?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (bA3Ln)

There are islands in the Caribbean he could bug out to.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (guGkK)

Rehobeth Beach.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 26, 2023 12:59 PM (NgqoH)

450 429 How in the hell could what Polanski did be categorized as a misdemeanor?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (xTRSc)

She wasn't a virgin.

She gave me come hither looks.

She was a woman and had it coming.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at July 26, 2023 12:59 PM (26TRu)

451
@PaulaReidCNN
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6m
UPDATE: Hunter Biden plea deal is back ON. Appears Biden legal team now agrees DOJ could later charge Biden on unrelated issues. More now on @InsidePolitics
Posted by: weft cut-loop

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Sure. Like when you ask your mom if you can go to the rave and she says "We'll discuss it." You ain't going to the rave. The DOJ ain't going to charge Hunter on unrelated issues later.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 12:59 PM (lCaJd)

452 The wheels are not closing in

Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 01:00 PM (geLO8)

453 429 How in the hell could what Polanski did be categorized as a misdemeanor?
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C'mon, Jake, its China Town.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 26, 2023 01:00 PM (DmtxH)

454 How in the hell could what Polanski did be categorized as a misdemeanor?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (xTRSc)

Remember the scene in LA Confidential, where Russell Crowe is holding the DA out the window, until the DA agrees to actually pursue charges against the people who killed the twink actor/prostitute?

Yeah, there is no Russell Crowe in real life.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 01:00 PM (eRkrF)

455
How in the hell could what Polanski did be categorized as a misdemeanor?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

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Isn't that what happens when you plead guilty? They reduce the charge in exchange for your cooperation.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:00 PM (lCaJd)

456 Get ready to hear more about a "Father's Love."

You're going to puke over it.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 26, 2023 12:57 PM (DcKNO)

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You just know that Pedo Joe showered with Bo and Hunter when they were young as well.

"Love is Love!" *vomits*

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:00 PM (1VOfO)

457 Some people will bring it in a bag, and the temperature is the giveaway (either it's cold or they heated it before arrival and it's too hot). Some have elaborate contraptions with bags and tubes, and it's really a matter of watching where the stream is coming from.

I never observed any chix, but I've heard stories.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (eRkrF)


I don't think Hunter is above the refilling method, where you use a catheter to refill your bladder with someone else's pee minutes before taking the test.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (ts7C/)

458 >452 The wheels are not closing in

Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 01:00 PM (geLO

The walls aren't even circling the wagons

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (NgqoH)

459 So is this like Schrödinger's Plea Deal?

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (26TRu)

460 Just checked CNN.com. Nothing on the shenanigans with the Latham lawyer. Of course.

CNN does have news however:

- Kevin Spacey cleared of all sexual assault charges.

- Judge vacates Bowe Bergdahl conviction and dishonorable discharge.

- Giuliani concedes that he made 'defamatory' statements against Georgia election workers.

So you see, one step forward, three steps backwards.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (/iWhV)

461 Gah! I can't take it anymore.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (t/2Uw)

462 This busty bikini blonde is glad that she's way too old for Hunter Biden:
https://is.gd/I3UT7t
_____

She looks like my first wife! Mother of my kids. Smokin' hot, man. I keep a picture of her in her bikini in the Oval Office. I banged her a lot. She used to be a Republican ya know.

Posted by: President Scranton Joe at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (FGo7l)

463 Einhorn got bail even though the cops found his dead girlfriend locked up in a trunk in a closet in Einhorn's apartment.

Einhorn then promptly fled the country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM (8zqxZ)


Bail and plea agreements are different beasts. One is to (ostensibly) ensure you show up for your trial the other is to resolve the charges against you.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (ky+MF)

464 You know, the judge can now breach attorney-client confidence as there is now evidence before the court that Hunter and his attorneys conspired to commit a crime.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (GxzZh)

465 97% of the public probably has no idea Hunter was even charged with anything. They sure as heck will never find out of this immense corruption.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM (ts7C/)

-------

So true.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (DcKNO)

466 So is this like Schrödinger's Plea Deal?
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (26TRu)


Don't look in the box.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (guGkK)

467 Like I said... Kabuki theater

Posted by: it's me donna at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (bs+z0)

468 I wonder if joe has been playing polanski with the new dog ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 26, 2023 01:02 PM (eYv2D)

469 This will all be wiped from the headlines by....

Moar Aliens!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2023 01:02 PM (e4fEA)

470 Chinatown is a biopic of the Biden family in DC. They just moved it to Hollywood to make it more believable that such evil could exist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2023 01:02 PM (8zqxZ)

471 The wheels are not closing in
Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 01:00 PM (geLO
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And you criticism that our government keeps it's car's alignment in good condition?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:02 PM (B2vkr)

472 I've been practicing law in federal court for 30-odd years and up to now I didn't know you could just pick up the phone and ask the clerk to take a filing off the docket.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM (guGkK)

Weird, huh? Why, you'd almost think maybe there was more to this story.

Almost.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 01:02 PM (eRkrF)

473
the judge is named 'Noriega" ??
Posted by: REDACTED

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Noreika

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:02 PM (lCaJd)

474 429 How in the hell could what Polanski did be categorized as a misdemeanor?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (xTRSc)
_________

It can't. But the prosecutor -- probably corrupt as fuck and into young girls himself -- pleaded it down to statutory rape, which at the time in LA was not considered a big deal. The prosecutor was aided by the victim herself, who saw her own rape by a Hollywood bigwig as no big deal. But the judge wasn't having any of it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

475 How in the hell could what Polanski did be categorized as a misdemeanor?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (xTRSc)

He's got a really small penis?

Posted by: OneEyedJack knows it's not funny but swings anyways at July 26, 2023 01:02 PM (FCbAQ)

476 That perverted freak is going to basically skate on the tax and gun issues that any of us would do federal pound us in the ass prison felony time for.

Then again, I've accepted from the beginning that I'm going to get incredibly pissed off at every twist and turn of the Hunter Biden legal saga.

Today is no exception.

Posted by: bed head at July 26, 2023 01:02 PM (Y1sOo)

477 466 So is this like Schrödinger's Plea Deal?
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (26TRu)

Don't look in the box.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 01:01 PM (guGkK)

What's in the booooox?!?

Posted by: Brad Pitt at July 26, 2023 01:02 PM (26TRu)

478 So where will Hunter flea?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (bA3Ln)

There are islands in the Caribbean he could bug out to.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (guGkK)
........

at least he'd be close to banks where the money is stashed

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

479 "I don't think Hunter is above the refilling method, where you use a catheter to refill your bladder with someone else's pee minutes before taking the test.
Posted by: Rbastid"

That's depraved!

So, yeah.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2023 01:03 PM (iayUP)

480 Could one imagine the "media" shitstorm if this were a trump family member while he was in office?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 26, 2023 01:03 PM (17s+e)

481 > How in the hell could what Polanski did be categorized as a misdemeanor?

Assholes like Whoopsie Goldberg would probably argue that it wasn't "rape rape" because the girl agreed to go to Jack Nicholson's house to be alone with Polanski with no chaperone.

People with a soul and a brain would argue that drugging and sticking your dick in the butthole of a teenager WHO IS SAYING NO! is definitely rape rape.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 01:03 PM (R38qh)

482 I've been practicing law in federal court for 30-odd years and up to now I didn't know you could just pick up the phone and ask the clerk to take a filing off the docket.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM (guGkK)

You can also just tell them you represent anyone you feel like representing that day.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:03 PM (AWCUa)

483 sounds like Joe had someone call the judge

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 01:04 PM (us2H3)

484 100 comment rule, and I think it tangentially relates here…

The video in the margin of the Texas City cop (who might get fired and quietly hired in Santa Fe or La Marque or Galveston) is proof positive that the police are NOT your friends. The dude who posted it is generally pro-police? If that is your position, you are an idiot.

Time to treat the police like absolutely anyone else: when they do right, they get praise, and when they do wrong, they get slammed. They are NOT special. The sad truth is that many are motivated to be cops for their lust for power, meaning it attracts all the wrong people.

By the way, some of these sweethearts and heroes in blue are attempting to steal from me by hitting me with a traffic ticket from a camera….which has been illegal in TX since 2019.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 01:04 PM (f0XAF)

485 I wonder if the cocaine bag was proven to be Hunter's, he would have violated the terms of the plea deal.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2023 01:04 PM (FGo7l)

486 I've been practicing law in federal court for 30-odd years and up to now I didn't know you could just pick up the phone and ask the clerk to take a filing off the docket.

--

*you* can't.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (r9lDC)

487 How in the hell could what Polanski did be categorized as a misdemeanor?

Heck, it's not even wrong!

Posted by: The Aristocrats at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (08CnU)

488 How in the hell could what Polanski did be categorized as a misdemeanor?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2023 12:56 PM (xTRSc)

What would it hag taken for Whoopi to cwll it rape rape?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (HfNu5)

489 I think it's a pretty safe bet that Judge Noreika is no longer on Joe's federal judge promotion list.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)

490 >I've been practicing law in federal court for 30-odd years and up to now I didn't know you could just pick up the phone and ask the clerk to take a filing off the docket.

Posted by: Cicero

Bidenball

Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (geLO8)

491 459 So is this like Schrödinger's Plea Deal?

well, it's definitely an entangled mess

Posted by: anachronda at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (sGtp+)

492 Creepy Pervy cannot pardon his rotten fruit because then the fruit could no longer take the 5th and would to rat out the whole crime family.
But then again he could still say he cannot remember because he got high.... that is credible.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (GTQR/)

493 Update II: Judge re-accepts shame plea deal

Posted by: bed head at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (Y1sOo)

494

"Release the hound!!"

-DOCTOR Jill Biden

Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (j4U/Z)

495 I would expect that he has to stay drug free to escape the felony, which he will not be able to do.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2023 12:44 PM (aD39U)


Discovering that failure would require honest testing and reporting... which will not happen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (z99Zw)

496 446 I've been practicing law in federal court for 30-odd years and up to now I didn't know you could just pick up the phone and ask the clerk to take a filing off the docket.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM (guGkK)
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See my comment above. I agree but I think the clerk got spooked by the claim of sensitive personal info in the filing. Clerk did not want to be the one who let social security numbers or home addresses or whatever get out into the public. Clerk probably figured it could be taken down, cleaned up, and then put back up.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

497 Conservatives pounced!

The proposed agreement has become a lightning rod for conservatives who claim the Justice Department failed to fully investigate the business dealings of the Biden family, including President Biden, and gave Hunter Biden politically favorable treatment.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2023 01:06 PM (slgIg)

498
if it is clear, as in this case, that far more serious charges should be brought, the judge can refuse to accept the plea.

Posted by: I forgot my name

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In that case, I think the amicus brief is ignored and it all goes back to the way Hunter wanted it. Judges don't do such things.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:06 PM (lCaJd)

499 Wow! Good news for a change.

Too bad it just uncovers the complete lawlessness of the left, the immorality of the media, and the willful ignorance of a large demographic the American people.

I've been paying close attention to what is happening in Spain. What a disaster!

Posted by: Floridachick at July 26, 2023 01:06 PM (8gVPa)

500 What would it hag taken for Whoopi to cwll it rape rape?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (HfNu5)
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Voting republican.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 26, 2023 01:06 PM (2YtOq)

501 She wasn't a virgin.

She gave me come hither looks.

She was a woman and had it coming.
Posted by: Roman Polanski

And Whoopi will agree with you.

Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2023 01:06 PM (oiNtH)

502 153 my guess is Joe pardons Hunter this afternoon, citing an old man's love for the smartest son in the whole wide world

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2023 12:19 PM (us2H3)


Loving Daddy Joe is not going to accept anything more than misdemeanor wrist-slaps for his son. But he will never, ever, never try to influence DoJ on any criminal case or investigation. He has many cutouts for that.

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2023 01:06 PM (AMIL/)

503
I've been paying close attention to what is happening in Spain. What a disaster!
Posted by: Floridachick

==========

The right failed to get a majority and they have a "hung parliament," correct? I don't know enough about parliamentary government to know what happens next. Another election before the end of the year, I guess.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:07 PM (lCaJd)

504 >I've been practicing law in federal court for 30-odd years and up to now I didn't know you could just pick up the phone and ask the clerk to take a filing off the docket.


Practice? We talkin bout practice?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)

505 The Bidens got a great deal. Slap on the wrist for known felonies and "ongoing investigation" to protect everyone from Congress.

This could not have ended better for them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 01:08 PM (wdTKz)

506 I think it's a pretty safe bet that Judge Noreika is no longer on Joe's federal judge promotion list.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)

Or maybe that's exactly what this "deal's off/deal's back on" game is all about.

The terms of the bribe were... renegotiated.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 01:08 PM (eRkrF)

507 https://youtu.be/I3XPXVb2jEo

Douglas Murray ftw

Posted by: logprof at July 26, 2023 01:08 PM (e3uRK)

508 Wow! Good news for a change.

Too bad it just uncovers the complete lawlessness of the left, the immorality of the media, and the willful ignorance of a large demographic the American people. ...
Posted by: Floridachick at July 26, 2023 01:06 PM (8gVPa)
++++
I doubt it's good news. There's an angle on this where we lose even harder. I am sure they will find it.

And what's happening in Spain?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:08 PM (t0OGg)

509 Hunter's lawyers have pulled that stunt before because it's an inside baseball playbook move. You do what you need to do to win.

Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2023 01:08 PM (OUiUM)

510 Loving Daddy Joe is not going to accept anything more than misdemeanor wrist-slaps for his son. But he will never, ever, never try to influence DoJ on any criminal case or investigation. He has many cutouts for that.

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2023 01:06 PM (AMIL/)


Oops, I meant to include that for optics reasons, Joe will not pardon Hunter nor send him into overseas exile. Not now.

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2023 01:08 PM (AMIL/)

511 What would it hag taken for Whoopi to cwll it rape rape?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (HfNu5)
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Trump

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 26, 2023 01:09 PM (wdTKz)

512 Campaign Slogan: Would YOU have gotten this crooked deal?

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2023 01:09 PM (SYTee)

513 Practice? We talkin bout practice?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)



After 30 years you'd think I'd be good at it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 01:09 PM (guGkK)

514 Trump appointed this Judge which makes it very interesting.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 01:09 PM (HTCOy)

515 Hey, remember that big fire in Yosemite in 2022 that a bunch of Democrats said was just another fruit of Climate Change?

Turns out it was arson.

https://tinyurl.com/258nuw28

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 01:09 PM (R38qh)

516 Someone should immediately get a subpoena on the lawyer who made this call to the judge and start looking for the shady payoff on this. There is no way she should be able to do a rank turd like this and fail up. She should be putting fries on a bag at mcds.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 26, 2023 01:09 PM (eggM4)

517 I weep for the loss of integrity in the federal government.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon. at July 26, 2023 01:09 PM (6jpby)

518 503: hung parliaments can and do function but those governments are unstable. They can also strike deals for coalitions.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2023 01:10 PM (f0XAF)

519 507 https://youtu.be/I3XPXVb2jEo

Douglas Murray ftw

Posted by: logprof at July 26, 2023 01:08 PM (e3uRK)

No Piers warning?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 26, 2023 01:10 PM (eYv2D)

520 The judge received a pallet loaded up with his new decision.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:10 PM (AWCUa)

521 >>Or maybe that's exactly what this "deal's off/deal's back on" game is all about.

>>The terms of the bribe were... renegotiated.

Reports are she is grilling Hunter about his foreign business deals and why he didn't register under FARA. This is not ground the Bidens want covered.

She will be an enemy of the state by this evening.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:10 PM (ZLI7S)

522 Not to worry, your Congress is hard at work tackling the important issues:

Sens. Joe Manchin, D-W.Va., and Tommy Tuberville, R-Ala., on Tuesday introduced legislation that would overhaul collegiate athletics and create a national standard for using an athlete's name, image and likeness (NIL).

Posted by: DB - shadowy FIFA official at July 26, 2023 01:10 PM (geLO8)

523 MSNBC reported the court took a ten-minute recess to determine if the two parties could quickly come to an agreement. CNN reported shortly afterward that the “two sides have agreed that this deal does not shield him from potential future charges.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:10 PM (RHGPo)

524 > I've been paying close attention to what is happening in Spain. What a disaster!

The fires or the politics?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 01:10 PM (R38qh)

525 I've been practicing law in federal court for 30-odd years and up to now I didn't know you could just pick up the phone and ask the clerk to take a filing off the docket.

Hey, your Judgeship, ya got Prince Albert in a can?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2023 01:10 PM (bt2PN)

526 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2023 01:11 PM (T4tVD)

527 The Republican Hearings on this are going to be lit AF

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:11 PM (AWCUa)

528
This is a fuck-up all around. No way the clerk should have removed the filing based on just a phone call, even if it really was the attorney who filed it calling. There are procedures to remove court filings. Most likely, the clerk got spooked by the claim of sensitive personal information, and decided in an abundance of caution to remove the document.
Posted by: Elric Blade

============

It seems the clerk is definitely at fault, too. "Spooking" is not in the procedures manual.

But no one seems to know whether this was the judge's clerk or an ECF clerk, the latter being more likely to eff up as I'm told on twitter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:11 PM (lCaJd)

529 And what's happening in Spain?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 01:08 PM (t0OGg)

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Another fascist right-wing Nazi white-supremacist Ultra-MAGAt nationalist-populist movement! They're springing up all over ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:11 PM (3a0DZ)

530 Must be one of dem Ultra MAGA judges...

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2023 01:11 PM (FQmDC)

531 503
I've been paying close attention to what is happening in Spain. What a disaster!
Posted by: Floridachick

==========

The right failed to get a majority and they have a "hung parliament," correct? I don't know enough about parliamentary government to know what happens next. Another election before the end of the year, I guess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Existing leftist government can run as a minority government for up to four years. Similar to the last election in Canada.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2023 01:11 PM (9hLLz)

532 " the security guard's gun, which was point blank behind his right ear."

I thought he was shot by a .22 and the bullet bounced around inside his skull.

Why would a security guard be carrying a .22?

Posted by: pawn at July 26, 2023 01:11 PM (wsHtO)

533 I think it's a pretty safe bet that Judge Noreika is no longer on Joe's federal judge promotion list.
Posted by: JackStraw
-----
sounds like Joe had someone call the judge
Posted by: REDACTED
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It's only necessary that one play ball.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2023 01:12 PM (C0kHf)

534 506 I think it's a pretty safe bet that Judge Noreika is no longer on Joe's federal judge promotion list.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:05 PM (ZLI7S)

Or maybe that's exactly what this "deal's off/deal's back on" game is all about.

The terms of the bribe were... renegotiated.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 01:08 PM (eRkrF)

Pray I don't alter the deal any further.

Posted by: Darth Norieka at July 26, 2023 01:12 PM (/iWhV)

535 I fully expect some nonsense now out of the Trump Special Counsel Smith as retribution

Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:12 PM (RHGPo)

536 So, is this Schrodinger's Plea Deal now?

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 01:12 PM (Jk9SN)

537 The Republican Hearings on this are going to be lit AF
Posted by: ... at July 26

...

Just think of the fundraising letters.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2023 01:12 PM (3a1P+)

538 Hunter has got to be shaking and jonesing for a crack pipe and a hooker right about now.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:12 PM (ZLI7S)

539
the “two sides have agreed that this deal does not shield him from potential future charges.”
Posted by: SMOD

===========

Then Hunter can rest assured. No reasonable prosecutor...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:13 PM (lCaJd)

540 Interesting.

Posted by: tbodie, Lurker. Unless you are reading this at July 26, 2023 01:13 PM (6jpby)

541 MSNBC reported the court took a ten-minute recess to
.......

allow Hunter and his lawyer to refuel
*HONK*

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

542 It's only necessary that one play ball.

----

Who's on first?

Posted by: Just Lily at July 26, 2023 01:13 PM (RLLZj)

543 528
This is a fuck-up all around. No way the clerk should have removed the filing based on just a phone call, even if it really was the attorney who filed it calling. There are procedures to remove court filings. Most likely, the clerk got spooked by the claim of sensitive personal information, and decided in an abundance of caution to remove the document.
Posted by: Elric Blade

============

It seems the clerk is definitely at fault, too. "Spooking" is not in the procedures manual.

But no one seems to know whether this was the judge's clerk or an ECF clerk, the latter being more likely to eff up as I'm told on twitter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:11 PM (lCaJd)
________________

At least in NYC, it would be the ECF clerk who could remove filings. The judge's own clerks would not be involved in that. Although presumably, the judge's clerk could ask the ECF clerk to take it down, and the ECF clerk would do it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

544 It’s clown world all the way down. Call me when someone ends up getting swift justice.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at July 26, 2023 01:14 PM (CCcN5)

545
I've been practicing law in federal court for 30-odd years
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM (guGkK)


I KNEW there was something hinkey about that Cicero guy...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2023 01:14 PM (n+4am)

546 527 The Republican Hearings on this are going to be lit AF
Posted by: ...
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Failure theater at its finest!!! Rotten Tomatoes critics give it a zero but the public loves the sex, drugs, and money in the plot and give a 98.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2023 01:14 PM (9hLLz)

547 "Hunter has got to be shaking and jonesing for a crack pipe and a hooker right about now."

He's either physically confined or deep in the vodka right now,. Maybe both.

Posted by: pawn at July 26, 2023 01:14 PM (wsHtO)

548 Hunter has got to be shaking and jonesing for a crack pipe and a hooker right about now.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:12 PM (ZLI7S)


I'm betting Latham & Watkins is letting him snort a line of coke off the boobs of one of its paralegals.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 01:14 PM (guGkK)

549 The Republican Hearings on this are going to be lit AF

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:11 PM (AWCUa)

Sorry, our docket's full. Maybe next Congress.

Posted by: GOPe at July 26, 2023 01:14 PM (Angsy)

550 Bullets are cheaper than payoffs. I'm jus' sayin'. You might not even have to use 'em!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 26, 2023 01:14 PM (ptElO)

551
Existing leftist government can run as a minority government for up to four years. Similar to the last election in Canada.
Posted by: whig

============

All you had to say was "Canada." Disaster understood.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:14 PM (lCaJd)

552 535 I fully expect some nonsense now out of the Trump Special Counsel Smith as retribution
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:12 PM (RHGPo)

More like diversion. Today is Wednesday. I expect some upgrade of the charges against Trump to take place on Friday afternoon, so that can dominate the weekend news cycle, instead of this 'mess'.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 26, 2023 01:14 PM (/iWhV)

553 Fucking judge idiot rejects one sham deal only to accept another sham deal where they tweak a few pointless things and does fuck all about lawyer literally lying and committing a disbarrable offense

But yeah this is all great news fuck this shit

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 26, 2023 01:15 PM (VTu1l)

554
Clerk: "Judge, a package just arrived for you"

Judge: "Oh? More filings?"

Clerk: "Uh, no. It looks like a paddleboard"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2023 01:15 PM (Jh1DM)

555 the “two sides have agreed that this deal does not shield him from potential future charges.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2023 01:10 PM (RHGPo)


The two sides being Biden's attorney general and Biden's attorney.

Hmmm.

Like I said. Garland drops the FARA investigation and Hunter is off the hook.

Because if he was convicted on FARA that would unroll this deal. Wink meet nod.

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 01:15 PM (Jk9SN)

556 I thought he was shot by a .22 and the bullet bounced around inside his skull.

Why would a security guard be carrying a .22?
Posted by: pawn at July 26, 2023 01:11 PM (wsHtO)

There's all sorts of shenanigans around that. Including no one confiscating the guard's gun that night, in spite of the fact that he made no attempt to hide it. There are photos of him with it.

The gun that was ultimately produced, was almost certainly NOT the gun he had that night.

Oh, and he wasn't really a security guard. Got hired a couple weeks before, never worked there again. And yet somehow he was allowed to lead RFK in the precise direction where Sirhan was able to stand in front of Kennedy and fire blanks at him.

I know you'll be shocked... SHOCKED to hear the "guard" had ties to the CIA.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2023 01:15 PM (eRkrF)

557 527 The Republican Hearings on this are going to be lit AF
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:11 PM (AWCUa)

Gavels will be clappin' and elbows will be flappin'!

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at July 26, 2023 01:16 PM (02AJD)

558 She's a Fordham Law School 5.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2023 12:15 PM (PHmov)

Mandatory Jasper response to any mention of Fordham: The Ram eats ....

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson Smith at July 26, 2023 01:16 PM (xnpli)

559 223 The thread just disappeared

sorry!
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy

Welcome back !

and Hiya !

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2023 01:16 PM (T4tVD)

560 553 Fucking judge idiot rejects one sham deal only to accept another sham deal where they tweak a few pointless things and does fuck all about lawyer literally lying and committing a disbarrable offense

But yeah this is all great news fuck this shit
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 26, 2023 01:15 PM (VTu1l)


Looks like "Nothing is happening!" remains undefeated....

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 01:16 PM (Jk9SN)

561 Is his legal team on crack, too? Wow.

Posted by: fergiebee at July 26, 2023 01:16 PM (hRc2P)

562 Good thing impeachment is "off the table"

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2023 01:17 PM (AWCUa)

563 Yup. This shyster lied to a judge to change the outcome of a legal action.

They *might* actually disbar her if this blows up too much - but she'll get a plum gig with a think tank or a book deal. No charges. And she'll be quietly reinstated after a couple of years anyway after it blows over. This is the norm when they're forced to punish someone. Like with Clinesmith.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 26, 2023 12:07 PM (B2vkr)


Hillary can always use a lawyer like her, I'm sure they could get her past the bar in New Jersey. Hell, a dead fish can practice law there, as long as it has the right connections, or the right squeeze.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 01:18 PM (CecP5)

564 560 Looks like "Nothing is happening!" remains undefeated....
Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 01:16 PM (Jk9SN)

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That's just because you're an Eeyore.

You have to believe that someone is doing something. Believe!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

565 All I can say about this whole sorry affair is that it only proves that Trump should be indicted again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 01:18 PM (guGkK)

566 Babylon Bee:
Hunter Biden Plea Deal Falls Through After Bribery Check Bounces

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

567 It will never happen ... but she should be disbarred, and spend as much time in jail as any statute would allow.

And then the GOP in DC should float a little chat around the DC/NYC law firms that if she is hired by any of them to do anything, their entire firm will be blackedballed.

Oh well..

Posted by: Black JEM at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (UVyKP)

568 You don't realize how bad the left is until you point out the hypocrisy and they look you in the eye and say, "Well, that's different." The left truly believes there should be two sets of rules, one for the ruling class and a set for the rest of us.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (2YtOq)

569 Jim Jordan will wear 4 shirts and roll the sleeves up one at a time as he dishes out more and more intense p0wnage to libs.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (c0fFG)

570 Update: After accepting Hunter's plea deal, the DE judge sentences Donald Trump to 10 years in Supermax isolation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (slgIg)

571 You have to believe that someone is doing something. Believe!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:18 PM (LvTSG)


Well, I AM doing something.

I am voting SOOO hard right now....

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (Jk9SN)

572 Euphoric highs followed by immediately crashing to the floor seem to be the only exercise conservatives get anymore.

Us pretending someday we'll be recognized for good behavior is truly dispiriting.

Posted by: old chick at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (sOete)

573 I've been practicing law in federal court for 30-odd years
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2023 12:58 PM

All the years I've practiced law have been fairly odd.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (DcVOf)

574 I utilize this same strategy when I want to get a little something, something extra from last night's crack prostitute. Bitches can't resist an easy score.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (fY84s)

575 569 Jim Jordan will wear 4 shirts and roll the sleeves up one at a time as he dishes out more and more intense p0wnage to libs.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (c0fFG)

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He's gonna get the best Twitchy posts!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

576 Hey, remember that big fire in Yosemite in 2022 that a bunch of Democrats said was just another fruit of Climate Change?

Turns out it was arson.

https://tinyurl.com/258nuw28
Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 01:09 PM (R38qh)


And all those fires in Greece... arson. Seems the demand for climate change caused wildfires outstrips the supply.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 01:20 PM (z99Zw)

577 There we go. No deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:20 PM (ZLI7S)

578 So, is this Schrodinger's Plea Deal now?

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 01:12 PM (Jk9SN)

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The next court hearing will be a dead cat bounce for "justice."

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:20 PM (3a0DZ)

579 568 You don't realize how bad the left is until you point out the hypocrisy and they look you in the eye and say, "Well, that's different." The left truly believes there should be two sets of rules, one for the ruling class and a set for the rest of us.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (2YtOq)


You mean pointing out their hypocrisy - which has never, ever worked - won't work this time either?

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 01:20 PM (Jk9SN)

580 Fox News says judge won’t accept the new plea deal. Biden pled not guilty. I am confused bigot.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2023 01:20 PM (8Xj/Y)

581 Mitch is laughing with Marco and Lindsay rn

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (c0fFG)

582 Hunter, I'm still holding out hope, baby. I'll treat you nice, baby.

Posted by: Bubba, cell block D at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (gmo/4)

583 At least in NYC, it would be the ECF clerk who could remove filings. The judge's own clerks would not be involved in that. Although presumably, the judge's clerk could ask the ECF clerk to take it down, and the ECF clerk would do it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

I don’t think even the dumbest clerk would take down a filing by the prosecution or on behalf of the prosecution upon the request of the Defense via a phone call.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (MNhXM)

584 NBC "news" at the Urologist office this morning:

11:00 am - Climate change: The planet is burning, we're all going to die.
11:08 am - Hunter Biden misdemeanors plea deal, no biggie, Republicans pounce.
11:10 am - Climate change: The planet is burning, we're all going to die.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (ik/65)

585 Nood. Biden. Cancer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (z99Zw)

586 576 And all those fires in Greece... arson. Seems the demand for climate change caused wildfires outstrips the supply.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 01:20 PM (z99Zw)

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I remember when the Amazon was going to entirely burn down a couple of years ago. Turns out it was a regular, natural occurrence that has been going on for millennia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (LvTSG)

587
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2023 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2023 12:53 PM (9hLLz)

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Thanks, morons. A few more glints of light would be useful. The clerk in question is named "Julia." That would be a starting point for obtaining clarity, although I expect it wouldn't make a material difference.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (lCaJd)

588 Bigly . Autocorrect is crap

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (8Xj/Y)

589 The only two parties in Hunter's trial are the Government and the House of Representatives Republicans. Flaming Skull. Where is the crack pipe?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (CecP5)

590 579 You mean pointing out their hypocrisy - which has never, ever worked - won't work this time either?
Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2023 01:20 PM (Jk9SN)

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But, what if we point out that the left are the REAL racists?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (LvTSG)

591 Noodles

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (8C7+r)

592 Chaya Raichik (Libs of TikTok) is amazing. She went to Eric Swalwell's office to ask him about his endorsement of that pedo "Stacie" Laughton.

Unfortunately, Swalwell wasn't in, but Raichik was able to ask his chief of staff several questions about this endorsement.

Raichik is fearless. I know if I tried to do this in real life, I'd be stuttering from all the nerves.

https://tinyurl.com/mskv5fuu

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (R38qh)

593 So he pleads not guilty and it goes to trial now?

Posted by: Just Lily at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (RLLZj)

594 Practice? We talkin bout practice?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2023 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)

After 30 years you'd think I'd be good at it.
Posted by: Cicero

Just re-watched on of my favorite comedy's - My Cousin Vinny. The one kid's first defense lawyer who made his opening statement stuttering, stammering, and spraying spittle on the jury and then walks away, waves to the Judge and walks cockily back to his seat. He says to the defendant "Well, I was a little nervous".

Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2023 01:22 PM (oiNtH)

595 585 Nood. Biden. Cancer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 26, 2023 01:21 PM (z99Zw)


Hey!! Stop giving us morons false hope.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 26, 2023 01:23 PM (eYv2D)

596 Euphoric highs followed by immediately crashing to the floor seem to be the only exercise conservatives get anymore.

Us pretending someday we'll be recognized for good behavior is truly dispiriting.

Posted by: old chick at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (sOete)

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Battered Conservative Syndrome is not just river in Egypt.

And of course the humiliation is part of the kink ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 26, 2023 01:24 PM (3a0DZ)

597 More like diversion. Today is Wednesday. I expect some upgrade of the charges against Trump to take place on Friday afternoon, so that can dominate the weekend news cycle, instead of this 'mess'.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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For the most part, the news cycle doesn't work anymore because the media has changed. What matters is the drip, drip, drip which has soured the public on the Bidens---elections are a totally different thing because of fraud but despite the best efforts of the media--Biden is the second most unpopular president in polling history at this point in his second term.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM (9hLLz)

598 Jim Jordan will wear 4 shirts and roll the sleeves up one at a time as he dishes out more and more intense p0wnage to libs.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 26, 2023 01:19 PM (c0fFG)

...

That's hilarious.

Now i"m picturing Jim Jordan with eight arms so he can maximize his shirt-sleeve rollups.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM (z/ifB)

599 3 So where will Hunter flea?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2023 12:47 PM (bA3Ln)

Where he usually does: The hair of the dog.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 26, 2023 01:25 PM (BdMk6)

600 New DNC/MSM story line:

Just when he was turning his life around, House Republicans trying to scapegoat Hunter in frustration because they can't find any hard evidence on President Biden.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (OqSlY)

601 No comment on Hunter. He's a private citizen.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 01:29 PM (krqg6)

602 Dem cocksucker says this helps Gavin Newsom.

Bye, bye, Joe.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 26, 2023 01:30 PM (krqg6)

603 Battered Conservative Syndrome is not just river in Egypt.
Posted by: ShainS

I'm starting to understand how straight white males feel about their burden on society.
The weight of being a simple American loving, law abiding person is a heavy carry.

Posted by: old chick at July 26, 2023 01:33 PM (sOete)

604 So the judge rejected the revised deal also?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2023 01:40 PM (xPl2J)

605 The guy arrested for setting the FOUR fires that became the Yosemite fire..."Wackerman is a longtime member of the Mariposa County community, and has experience as a firefighter. According to the Washington Free Beacon, he was also a Democrat, and gave money to many left-wing causes, including a $1,000 donation to Tim Ryan's 2022 Senate campaign, and a $400 donation to the Lincoln Project."

Posted by: birddog at July 26, 2023 02:04 PM (uAI4S)

606 You wouldn't believe a movie pitch with this but here we are.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2023 02:08 PM (KAi1n)

607 Mitch McConnel locked up at the podium today. Mumbled a few words and then stood paralyzed until they moved him away. Our best and brightest, folks!

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at July 26, 2023 06:08 PM (HkYtU)

609 "Anyone wanna bet Garland drops the FARA investigation and resubmits the plea deal with a clean bill of health? --blaster

...Highly likely. Garland will say "Our chief investigator in the FARA matter came in yesterday and said 'We're all done and found no evidence.' So now we can offer him the original deal: immunity for all crimes either committed and not charged, or which he may commit in the future. Sounds reasonable, right?"

Posted by: sf44 at July 26, 2023 07:54 PM (YC43X)

610 Hunter wants to walk away from a decade of criminal activity, including potential FARA violations and other serious criminal charges, with a slap on the wrist.

It's a scandal that Biden's DOJ was willing to agree to this kind of a deal.

Fortunately, Judge Norieka isn't playing ball.

I hope the Judge has a food taster.

Posted by: Sergeant Major at July 26, 2023 08:40 PM (hM+Ep)

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