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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Homer Fog.jpg

The Fog Warning
Winslow Homer

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 TGIF!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2023 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

2 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 09:30 AM (J2vNu)

3 Looks like he's gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2023 09:31 AM (T4tVD)

5 Looks like halibut. I love halibut. Mmmmmm

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2023 09:31 AM (U2p+3)

6 Just hoping he can get his catch back to shore in time...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2023 09:31 AM (nRMeC)

7 Halibut?

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2023 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

8 Lookit the size of those fish in the boat! Tuna?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

9 That's a big fish in the boat.

Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 09:31 AM (88xKn)

10 On a day like this the Cabin Boys will need much comforting.

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at July 21, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)

11 Looks like he bagged a tiny Moby Dick

Posted by: DB - at July 21, 2023 09:32 AM (geLO8)

12 I do not believe I am comfortable with this art.

Posted by: Weasel at July 21, 2023 09:32 AM (RG6z4)

13 Alternate title: "The Gorton Fisherman on His Morning Commute"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 09:32 AM (J2vNu)

14 Hey
I found the man in the boat!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)

15 Michael, row the boat ashore, hallelujah,

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 09:33 AM (nW4TA)

16 The week was mostly classics. Except for the green gal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2023 09:33 AM (zZu0s)

17 Nicely done, thankfully left his dog on shore

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2023 09:33 AM (OpBvH)

18 Nice shades of light gray, dark gray, grayish, brown and brownish.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at July 21, 2023 09:33 AM (45fpk)

19 Needs a 9.8 merc.

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2023 09:33 AM (AwYPR)

20 Shark week starts this Sunday.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2023 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

21
He was just that day for the halibut.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:34 AM (BRHaw)

22 Looks like he bagged a tiny Moby Dick
Posted by: DB


It's not tiny. His hands are overly large.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 09:34 AM (nW4TA)

23 There is a great deal of energy in the depiction of those waves.

I guess he's checking the sky to get an idea of the weather, and also eyeing that sailboat (sloop? ketch?) in the distance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

24 Ayuh - fog's a'comin' in all right.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 21, 2023 09:35 AM (N3zMI)

25 The fog plus the large ship in the background seem to imply a certain danger...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 21, 2023 09:35 AM (t0OGg)

26 The sea was angry that day, my friends."

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:35 AM (BRHaw)

27 What's with the barrel in the middle of the boat?

Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 09:35 AM (88xKn)

28 What's with the barrel in the middle of the boat?
Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 09:35 AM (88xKn)


That's his rum allocation for the morning.

Posted by: spindrift at July 21, 2023 09:36 AM (iG1Nf)

29 Artist Winslow Homer
Year 1885
Medium Oil on canvas
Dimensions 76 cm × 122 cm (30 in × 48 in)
Location Museum of Fine Arts, Boston, Boston, U.S.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:36 AM (BRHaw)

30 The fog plus the large ship in the background seem to imply a certain danger...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 21, 2023


***
To me, the clouds imply less "fog" and more "storm."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 09:36 AM (J2vNu)

31 The white side of halibut??

https://tinyurl.com/mr2fxavx

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 21, 2023 09:36 AM (krqg6)

32 27 What's with the barrel in the middle of the boat?
Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 09:35 AM (88xKn)

Who goes fishing without bringing beer?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 21, 2023 09:36 AM (N39Ws)

33 I'm impressed that the man could catch fish that big in that type of boat.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2023 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

34 What's with the barrel in the middle of the boat?
Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 09:35 AM (88xKn)
++++
Liquid lunch?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 21, 2023 09:37 AM (t0OGg)

35 What's with the barrel in the middle of the boat?
Posted by: dantesed


Daily ration of grog.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 09:37 AM (nW4TA)

36 27 What's with the barrel in the middle of the boat?
Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 09:35 AM (88xKn)

Antifreeze, IYKWIM. That water's no better than about 45 degrees.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 21, 2023 09:37 AM (N3zMI)

37 Nice plaice you've got here.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 21, 2023 09:37 AM (krqg6)

38 Nice detail of the anchor and its rope or cable up in the bow (or at least behind the fisherman).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

39 I see an anchor, oars, rum barrel & fish, but no poles. WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 09:37 AM (nW4TA)

40 The barrel most likely held his fishing lines.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:38 AM (BRHaw)

41 I do not like Halibut. I prefer haddock, cod, red snapper, and swordfish.


Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

42 He best hurry, fog moves in and he ain't finding his ship in that....like pea soup.

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2023 09:39 AM (b+YaX)

43 I'm just waiting for a lone tentacle from the kraken to reach up and snag him out of his boat...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2023 09:39 AM (YIVH2)

44 What's with the barrel in the middle of the boat?
Posted by: dantesed

Ace's boat ?

CBD's ?

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2023 09:39 AM (T4tVD)

45 Mmmmm! Fish.....

Posted by: fluffy simpson at July 21, 2023 09:39 AM (86W+h)

46 41 I do not like Halibut. I prefer haddock, cod, red snapper, and swordfish.


Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

Well la de dah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2023 09:39 AM (zZu0s)

47 42 He best hurry, fog moves in and he ain't finding his ship in that....like pea soup.

Yeah, he likely flounder around for awhile.

Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 09:39 AM (88xKn)

48 The large ship is the mother-ship for the dorymen.

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 09:40 AM (gmo/4)

49 After floundering about all day the fisherman was quite disguised with the crappie fishing.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:40 AM (BRHaw)

50 What's with the barrel in the middle of the boat?

Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 09:35 AM (88xKn)

Life preserver.

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2023 09:40 AM (AwYPR)

51 Mornin’, All.

That’s a big fish.

I like this painting very much. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 09:40 AM (xTRSc)

52 Halibut? Looks like a day for a flounder!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (+30WI)

53 No trees, so I know Bob Ross had nothing to do with this one.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (CecP5)

54 "Another theme in many of his paintings of the fisherman's life was the bounty of the sea, which also provides the people's livelihood; the two are combined in this painting, which was originally exhibited under the title Halibut Fishing.[2]"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fog_Warning

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (krqg6)

55 Winslow Homer painting the Adirondacks is my favorite Homer.

Winslow Homer painting the New England coast is still pretty good.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (N9Stw)

56 I do not like Halibut. I prefer haddock, cod, red snapper, and swordfish.


Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

Well la de dah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2023 09:39 AM (zZu0s)


At least I didn't list snooty fish the rich like. LOL.

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

57 What the movie where the kid fall of the yacht and ends up on a fishing ship?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (BRHaw)

58 I like the lines in this work, the angles by which they criss-cross each other. They aren't super dramatic but do imply it. They also draw attention to the rower.

Posted by: Kris at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (VQp/A)

59 Spencer Tracey

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (BRHaw)

60 Wonderful painting a little dark so maybe a light above it. Lots of energy and very engaging . Would definitely hang in my house.

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (HcwhT)

61 Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:40 AM (BRHaw)
-

/shakes fist

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (+30WI)

62 Fishing for halibut for the hell of it.

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

63 Captain Courageous.

Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 09:42 AM (88xKn)

64 Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (BRHaw)

"Captains Courageous."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 09:42 AM (PHmov)

65 He always thought of the sea as 'la mar' which is what people call her in Spanish when they love her. Sometimes those who love her say bad things of her but they are always said as though she were a woman. Some of the younger fishermen, those who used buoys as floats for their lines and had motorboats, bought when the shark livers had brought much money, spoke of her as 'el mar' which is masculine.They spoke of her as a contestant or a place or even an enemy. But the old man always thought of her as feminine and as something that gave or withheld great favours, and if she did wild or wicked things it was because she could not help them. The moon affects her as it does a woman, he thought

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 21, 2023 09:42 AM (3CCua)

66 57 What the movie where the kid fall of the yacht and ends up on a fishing ship?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (BRHaw)

Captain Courageous, I think.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 21, 2023 09:42 AM (N3zMI)

67 The large ship is the mother-ship for the dorymen.

Posted by: Archer

Nothing for the windowymen ?

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2023 09:42 AM (T4tVD)

68 What the movie where the kid fall of the yacht and ends up on a fishing ship?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (BRHaw)


The Old Man and the Sea. Spencer Tracy

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 09:43 AM (gmo/4)

69 Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.
And sometimes they go just for the halibut.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2023 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

70 I actually like the artist's work, he captures the emptiness of the sea, with its, always there, threat of insane violence.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2023 09:43 AM (CecP5)

71 Never mind, I was completely wrong.

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 09:43 AM (gmo/4)

72 I do not like Halibut. I prefer haddock, cod, red snapper, and swordfish.

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 09:38 AM (gmo/4)
-

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/p0Gwe5gKgjo

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (+30WI)

73 Fisherman routinely keep a perch of their wife in the walleye.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (BRHaw)

74
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (69ido)

75 Don't Grope the Grouper!! - a limerick

A fishmonger from near the coast of Wales
Made a profit on each of his sales
He earned as much as he cod
But it seemed a bit odd
That he always laid a finger on the scales

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (zLLgI)

76 He needs a license for an halibut.

Moosemaid out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Mr. Last at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (9eaoD)

77 Posted by: BifBewalski at July 21, 2023 09:42 AM (3CCua)

Yuck. I love Hemingway, but "Old Man And The Sea" was schmaltzy dreck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (PHmov)

78 It looks like a couple ICBM launches on the horizon.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (slgIg)

79 Homer captured the choppy feel of the ocean, the construction details of a sturdy dory and, above all, the need to be alert while working on the water. A fog bank can move in reducing visibility to zero creating potentially deadly peril. Homer's audience probably knew that. Even with the partial view of the fisherman's face, Homer conveys the awareness and concern of the moment. Add to that the way he conveys the hard labor required to make a living that way.

Oh yeah, I could enjoy and study this for hours.

Posted by: JTB at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (7EjX1)

80 Cry haddock and let slip the fish puns!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (Wnv9h)

81 Fishing for halibut for the hell of it.

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 09:42 AM (gmo/4)
-

You should attend to that stutter.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (+30WI)

82 Would hang.
And I'll take the halibut, as well as any butter and lemons you have.

Posted by: PabloD at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (95Dyf)

83 He lobster his girlfriend only to flounder in the next fishing village over.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:45 AM (BRHaw)

84 Homer was a genius. Self taught, too.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 09:45 AM (4eKPg)

85 Moosemaid out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Mr. Last at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (9eaoD)

Moosemaids have moose knuckles and not camel toes. Wouldn't trust them overly much with anything since they cannot get gender straight.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 21, 2023 09:45 AM (3CCua)

86 Homer also did illustrations of life in the Union ranks during the Civil War, for Harper’s.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 09:46 AM (xTRSc)

87 That's a big fish.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 21, 2023 09:46 AM (eYoxG)

88 Good cod! Would you drop the fishing lines, guys?!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 21, 2023 09:46 AM (krqg6)

89 The shark off the port side, is well hidden, but once you see it, you can't unsee it.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2023 09:47 AM (CecP5)

90 "The next time I sign up for rowing class, I'm going to read the fine print!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 21, 2023 09:47 AM (PiwSw)

91 Yuck. I love Hemingway, but "Old Man And The Sea" was schmaltzy dreck.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (PHmov)

It was, wasn't it. There was another's story about a rich-ish man getting Shanghai-ed in SanFran that I liked but cannot remember the title anymore.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 21, 2023 09:47 AM (3CCua)

92 Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2023 09:47 AM (slgIg)

93 Brandy will love these fishes. She's a fine girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2023 09:47 AM (s12c9)

94 I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:48 AM (BRHaw)

95 Never mind, I was completely wrong.
--------
Doh!

Posted by: zombie winslow homer at July 21, 2023 09:48 AM (krqg6)

96 Would hang.

Me too.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2023 09:48 AM (CecP5)

97 This is just a rip-off of the Robin Williams painting from Good Will Hunting.

Matt Damon!

Posted by: red speck at July 21, 2023 09:49 AM (0Id0S)

98 Yuck. I love Hemingway, but "Old Man And The Sea" was schmaltzy dreck.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (PHmov)

It was, wasn't it. There was another's story about a rich-ish man getting Shanghai-ed in SanFran that I liked but cannot remember the title anymore.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 21, 2023 09:47 AM (3CCua)

Sea Wolf, by Jack London.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 21, 2023 09:50 AM (3CCua)

99 It's a three hour tour.

Posted by: Gilligan at July 21, 2023 09:50 AM (NBVIP)

100 Watch. When he gets back to the dock no one asks what happened to Fredo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2023 09:50 AM (s12c9)

101 All I see is Patriarchy and white privilege.

Posted by: red speck at July 21, 2023 09:50 AM (0Id0S)

102 WHY is it called the poop deck ?

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2023 09:51 AM (T4tVD)

103 Yuck. I love Hemingway, but "Old Man And The Sea" was schmaltzy dreck.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 09:44 AM (PHmov)

I thought I was the only one who hated that book. I had to read it in high school and it totally turned me off to Hemingway completely.

Posted by: Kris at July 21, 2023 09:51 AM (VQp/A)

104 One fish looking this way, one fish looking that way, and this guy here saying, "Eh, whaddya want from me?"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 21, 2023 09:51 AM (KbCG3)

105 Smash the patriarchy!! Let him drown.
- Barbie

Posted by: Montec at July 21, 2023 09:51 AM (DdzqJ)

106
That's a big fish.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 21, 2023 09:46 AM (eYoxG)

_____________

It's the mermaid he caught.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2023 09:51 AM (69ido)

107 I do not like Halibut. I prefer haddock, cod, red snapper, and swordfish.
Posted by: Archer

Well la de dah!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

At least I didn't list snooty fish the rich like. LOL.
Posted by: Archer


Sea bass, orange roughy, ahi tuna, ...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 09:52 AM (nW4TA)

108 There was another's story about a rich-ish man getting Shanghai-ed in SanFran that I liked but cannot remember the title anymore.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 21, 2023 09:47 AM (3CCua)

Jack London! "The Sea-Wolf" is one of his best. Wolf Larson is the antagonist, and he is filled with London's crazy philosophy, but it's still a wonderful tale.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 09:52 AM (PHmov)

109 I am not a huge fan of Hemingway anyway. The Sun Also Rises killed it for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2023 09:52 AM (zZu0s)

110 Not a Homer, but a solid triple.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2023 09:52 AM (s12c9)

111 Old Man and the Sea is the only Hemingway I read. I hated it. This explains a lot.

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2023 09:52 AM (g16rN)

112 Expertly done... Halibut is my guess

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2023 09:53 AM (bs+z0)

113
Never read Hemingway. Am I missing much?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2023 09:53 AM (69ido)

114 "WHY is it called the poop deck ?"

In days of olde, when a ship was overtaken by a wave coming from behind, and the wave broke over the stern of the ship, it was referred to as being 'pooped'.

And the deck that was struck would be the poop deck.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 21, 2023 09:53 AM (isNL8)

115 Good cod! Would you drop the fishing lines, guys?!


Fish n' chips for supper.

He's catching a few monkfish to cook up with the friar.

It's a habit he picked up from the nuns.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023 09:53 AM (Y2rTN)

116 WHY is it called the poop deck ?
Posted by: JT


Gives the best angle to view the 23 ft great white shark swimming by.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 09:53 AM (nW4TA)

117 106
That's a big fish.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 21, 2023 09:46 AM

----
It's a matter of scale.

Posted by: Gilligan at July 21, 2023 09:53 AM (NBVIP)

118 Snark aside, I always marvel at artists who capture so beautifully a scene and all its nuances that can't possibly be told to "hold on a sec while I sketch this." You could pose the boat and rower, but the sea tends not to stay still for long.

Posted by: red speck at July 21, 2023 09:53 AM (0Id0S)

119 Halibut? Looks like a day for a flounder!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 21, 2023


***
Bullwinkle (as Rocky pulls a message in a bottle from the waters they are fishing): "Fan mail from some flounder?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 09:54 AM (J2vNu)

120 WHY is it called the poop deck ?
--------
It's where the crew goes to shoot the shit.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 21, 2023 09:54 AM (krqg6)

121 Am I missing much?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2023 09:53 AM (69ido)

I think so. His short stories are great, and he wrote some solid books in his early years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 09:54 AM (PHmov)

122 Not a Homer, but a solid triple.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2023 09:52 AM (s12c9)

Heh, good one.

Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 09:54 AM (88xKn)

123 94 ... "I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;"

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of "Sea Fever" by Masefield. Love that poem.

Posted by: JTB at July 21, 2023 09:54 AM (7EjX1)

124 Hemingway stinks. Big Lefty, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 09:54 AM (xTRSc)

125 115 Good cod! Would you drop the fishing lines, guys?!

***
Arthur Treacher has entered the chat.

Posted by: Oops at July 21, 2023 09:55 AM (NBVIP)

126 Guys who fish for flatfish have a lot of sole.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 09:55 AM (xTRSc)

127 The smell of the shore at low tide, reminds me of something, but I can't place it...

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 09:56 AM (gmo/4)

128 Nanzi is nowhere to be found these last five months. Its like she has disappeared.

Too busy beating her husband with a hammer, I guess.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2023 09:56 AM (CecP5)

129 Never read Hemingway. Am I missing much?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2023


***
Not that much. Everybody who calls himself educated needs to read a little of ol' Ernest, maybe some of his short stories, For Whom the Bell Tolls, and Old Man and the Sea. But there are lots of other 20th-century authors who write in the same spare fashion and tell more intriguing stories (se: Cain, James M.).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 09:56 AM (J2vNu)

130 Oh, so now it's a book thread?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 21, 2023 09:56 AM (NBVIP)

131

Well, I'm a standing on a corner in Winslow Homer
And such a fine sight to see

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2023 09:57 AM (63Dwl)

132 The smell of the shore at low tide, reminds me of something, but I can't place it...
Posted by: Archer


A flooded outhouse.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 09:57 AM (nW4TA)

133 Nanzi is nowhere to be found these last five months. Its like she has disappeared.

Too busy beating her husband with a hammer, I guess.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2023 09:56 AM (CecP5)


Drying out.

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 09:57 AM (gmo/4)

134 I dare the Old Man to try that fish in the boat stuff with Piranhas...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 21, 2023 09:57 AM (TGPs7)

135 Would hang.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2023 09:58 AM (AMIL/)

136 124 Hemingway stinks. Big Lefty, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 09:54 AM (xTRSc)

My mother used to hoot at "The Snows of Kilimanjaro." I finally read it a couple years ago and now understand why.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 21, 2023 09:58 AM (N3zMI)

137 "WHY is it called the poop deck ?"

In days of olde, when a ship was overtaken by a wave coming from behind, and the wave broke over the stern of the ship, it was referred to as being 'pooped'.

And the deck that was struck would be the poop deck.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Thank you !

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2023 09:58 AM (T4tVD)

138 For Whom the Bell Tolls, and Old Man and the Sea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 09:56 AM (J2vNu)


His two worst famous books.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 09:58 AM (PHmov)

139 Smells like pu**y.

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 21, 2023 09:58 AM (NBVIP)

140 Thank you !

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2023 09:58 AM (T4tVD)

It's not true.

Funny...but not true.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 09:59 AM (PHmov)

141 Is that a dory? Or a dinghy? Maybe it's a longboat. Or possibly a skiff. Could be a pram or a tender. Or a panga.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2023 09:59 AM (s12c9)

142 What the movie where the kid fall of the yacht and ends up on a fishing ship?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023


***
Captains Courageous?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 09:59 AM (J2vNu)

143 Can't see the mermaids head. Might have thrown it overboard and kept the lower half

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2023 09:59 AM (H8Ewh)

144 Nanzi is nowhere to be found these last five months. Its like she has disappeared.
________

She's in Ukraine bravely fighting the dreaded Russians and grabbing bags of cash.

But mostly grabbing bags of cash.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2023 10:00 AM (lf83v)

145 Required reading for our intrepid boatman:
https://is.gd/MQHBnR

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 21, 2023 10:00 AM (t0OGg)

146 Thank you !

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2023 09:58 AM (T4tVD)

It's not true.

Funny...but not true.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Okaaaaaay........

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2023 10:00 AM (T4tVD)

147 Remember Rush's Tuna of the sea parody commercial with little Jimmy?

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 10:00 AM (gmo/4)

148 124 Hemingway stinks. Big Lefty, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 09:54 AM (xTRSc)

Well, he certainly stank after eating a shotgun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2023 10:00 AM (zZu0s)

149 The poop deck is where's you findsk me Pappy.

Posted by: Popeye at July 21, 2023 10:00 AM (9eaoD)

150 Could be a pram or a tender. Or a panga.
***

Pirogue.

Posted by: Cajun Navy at July 21, 2023 10:00 AM (NBVIP)

151 Winslow Homer has fog warnings to warn you.

Winslow Arizona has girls in flat-bed Fords to succor you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2023 10:01 AM (a3Q+t)

152 Didn't Homer do watercolor as well as oil paintings?

Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 10:01 AM (88xKn)

153 For Whom the Bell Tolls, and Old Man and the Sea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 09:56 AM (J2vNu)

His two worst famous books.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 09:58 AM (PHmov)

Had an 800 level literature textbook with some of his letters in it. Dude was a raging lefty and only surpassed that with his alcoholism and dickish personality. Total asshoe to everyone around him.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 21, 2023 10:01 AM (3CCua)

154 hose who go down to the sea in ships,
Who do business on great waters,
24 They see the works of the Lord,
And His wonders in the deep.
25 For He commands and raises the stormy wind,
Which lifts up the waves of the sea.
26 They mount up to the heavens,
They go down again to the depths;
Their soul melts because of trouble.
27 They reel to and fro, and stagger like a drunken man,
And [a]are at their wits’ end.
28 Then they cry out to the Lord in their trouble,
And He brings them out of their distresses.
29 He calms the storm,
So that its waves are still.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 10:01 AM (BRHaw)

155 She's in Ukraine bravely fighting the dreaded Russians and grabbing bags of cash.

But mostly grabbing bags of cash.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2023 10:00 AM (lf83v)


You've heard of the Ghost of Kiev?

Nancy's the Witch of Kiev.

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 10:01 AM (gmo/4)

156 Hemingway stinks. Big Lefty, too.
_________

He was a celebrity construct of the left. He thought he was Billy Badass when in fact he was a prototype for the Kardashians.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2023 10:01 AM (lf83v)

157 Didn't Homer do watercolor as well as oil paintings?
Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 10:01 AM (88xKn)


No, but he is credited with the invention of iambic pentameter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (s12c9)

158 This picture reminds me of when in the '60's I met an old Norwegian man on LBI with hands the size of both my hands put together. He stood with a 6'3 straight-back and broad-barrel chest at 78. When I visit with the boy, who was his renter, Tunis would tell stories of his long boat fishing days complete with old faded pictures of him and other men standing on the beach readying the boats to shove out into the ocean waves. There were always shots of whiskey accompanied with the word, skol. Sweet memory.

Posted by: sidney at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (Uy/WF)

159 Hey
I found the man in the boat!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:32 AM


Braggart.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (a3Q+t)

160 What the movie where the kid fall of the yacht and ends up on a fishing ship?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 09:41 AM (BRHaw)

Cabin Boy.

A classic.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (b+YaX)

161 156 Hemingway stinks. Big Lefty, too.
_________

He was a celebrity construct of the left. He thought he was Billy Badass when in fact he was a prototype for the Kardashians.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2023 10:01 AM (lf83v)

=======

Did any Kardashian ever hang out with a Castro?

I think not!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (LvTSG)

162 Succor? I just met her!

Posted by: Rimshot at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (NBVIP)

163 OK CBD

Let's try this one.

Poop deck:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poop_deck

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (isNL8)

164 His two worst famous books.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 09:58 AM (PHmov)

I liked Islands in the Stream. It is 3 books in 1.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (BRHaw)

165 This is gonna be great!

Posted by: The Flounder at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (aD39U)

166 I used to love Hemingway because he was so self indulgent. Now I don't like Hemingway because he was so self indulgent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2023 10:03 AM (/EuRN)

167 Didn't Homer do watercolor as well as oil paintings?
---------
Yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Children_Under_a_Palm

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 21, 2023 10:03 AM (krqg6)

168 I do not believe I am comfortable with this art.
Posted by: Weasel at July 21, 2023 09:32 AM


Does it trigger you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2023 10:03 AM (a3Q+t)

169 Cabin Boy.

A classic.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (b+YaX)

Cabin Boys would be a great gay porn movie name.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 10:03 AM (BRHaw)

170 Vulgar boatman

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2023 10:04 AM (63Dwl)

171 I liked Islands in the Stream. It is 3 books in 1.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (BRHaw)
++++
:: channels Sponge ::

You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/UaNGtgYwSsU

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 21, 2023 10:04 AM (t0OGg)

172 GOAT Tony Bennett dead at 96

-
I guess he lost his heart in San Francisco.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:04 AM (FVME7)

173 I liked Islands in the Stream. It is 3 books in 1.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (BRHaw)



Now that's value for your literature dollar.

Any coupons in it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2023 10:04 AM (s12c9)

174 166 I used to love Hemingway because he was so self indulgent. Now I don't like Hemingway because he was so self indulgent.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2023 10:03 AM (/EuRN)

Funny how that works.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2023 10:04 AM (zZu0s)

175 165 This is gonna be great!
Posted by: The Flounder at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (aD39U)

Face it you fucked up
You trusted us

Posted by: The Horde at July 21, 2023 10:04 AM (BRHaw)

176 Who was that model/actress granddaughter of Hemingway’s who also committed suicide?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 10:04 AM (xTRSc)

177 OTOH, my father always insisted that some of Hemingway's short stories about fly-fishing were good. I've never read those.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 21, 2023 10:04 AM (N3zMI)

178 172 GOAT Tony Bennett dead at 96

-
I guess he lost his heart in San Francisco.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:04 AM (FVME7)

Nah, he still has it- it's just not beating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2023 10:05 AM (zZu0s)

179 Hemingway stinks. Big Lefty, too.
_________

He was a celebrity construct of the left. He thought he was Billy Badass when in fact he was a prototype for the Kardashians.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2023


***
I guess he produced some good work before he fell under the spell of his own image and celebrity. My ex-father-in-law, a nonfiction science writer, used to say that EH "brought the language back from rococo," and I guess that's true. But people like Ring Lardner, Dorothy Parker, Hammett, and Cain would have done that anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 10:05 AM (J2vNu)

180 Didn't Homer do watercolor as well as oil paintings?
Posted by: dantesed

Marge helped.

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2023 10:05 AM (T4tVD)

181 Any coupons in it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2023 10:04 AM (s12c9)

2 fer 1 frozen daiquiris but they use the house rum.

Posted by: The Horde at July 21, 2023 10:05 AM (BRHaw)

182 "The Sea was angry that day, lads."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2023 10:05 AM (lf83v)

183 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 10:05 AM (BRHaw)

184 Total asshoe to everyone around him.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 21, 2023 10:01 AM (3CCua)

To the very end...

I've read a couple of biographies of him, and it was amazing that he didn't get punched in the nose more often.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 10:05 AM (PHmov)

185 GOAT Tony Bennett dead at 96

Funny, I saw him sing with Lady Gaga a couple of years ago and I thought he was dead then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2023 10:06 AM (s12c9)

186 182 "The Sea was angry that day, lads."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2023 10:05 AM (lf83v)

And I became a marine biologist.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 10:06 AM (BRHaw)

187 Snark aside

Posted by: red speck at July 21, 2023 09:53 AM (0Id0S)

What the hell's wrong w/you?

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2023 10:06 AM (AwYPR)

188 OK CBD

Let's try this one.

Poop deck:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poop_deck
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Thanks !

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2023 10:07 AM (T4tVD)

189 176 Who was that model/actress granddaughter of Hemingway’s who also committed suicide?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 10:04 AM (xTRSc)

margot or mariel

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 10:07 AM (BRHaw)

190 Eternal Father, strong to save,
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave,
Who bid'st the mighty ocean deep
Its own appointed limits keep,
O hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in peril on the sea.



Navy Hymn

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 10:07 AM (gmo/4)

191 I liked Islands in the Stream. It is 3 books in 1.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 10:02 AM (BRHaw)

There are a couple of scenes in it that are wonderful...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 10:07 AM (PHmov)

192 Winslow Hesiod never made it in the art world.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 10:07 AM (xTRSc)

193 Yeah, that's a good one, Normie. He also did some nice work with your Iliad, there and ya also gotcher Odyssey.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at July 21, 2023 10:08 AM (NBVIP)

194 Funny, I saw him sing with Lady Gaga a couple of years ago and I thought he was dead then.
________

Clearly a cry for help by a man praying for death.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2023 10:08 AM (lf83v)

195 The Fryin' Dutchman

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2023 10:08 AM (63Dwl)

196 "Thanks !"

Thanks, Kris!

No, wait...
that was yesterday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 21, 2023 10:08 AM (isNL8)

197 152 ... "Didn't Homer do watercolor as well as oil paintings?"

Yes. They are looser, as you might expect, but he is able to convey the same level of emotion appropriate to the scene. Wonderful stuff.

Posted by: JTB at July 21, 2023 10:08 AM (7EjX1)

198 Wasn't Mariel in a Woody Allen film?

Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 10:09 AM (88xKn)

199 Lido deck > Poop deck

Posted by: Cap'n Bill at July 21, 2023 10:09 AM (a3Q+t)

200 {139} Smells like pu**y

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 21, 2023 09:58 AM (NBVIP)


Putty is why the boat isn't sinking!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2023 10:09 AM (nRMeC)

201 Wasn't Mariel in a Woody Allen film?
Posted by: dantesed

Manhattan. And very much still alive.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:09 AM (MGB5H)

202 Mariel Hemingway is still alive, per wiki.

The granddaughter of Ernest Hemingway, model and actress Margaux Hemingway found fame before dying by suicide on July 1, 1996, in Santa Monica, California

And by the way, just searching for that got me a banner add for suicide prevention. Thanks guys. That is not fucking creepy at all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2023 10:10 AM (zZu0s)

203 Let they who are without sin cast the first stone.

Senate Committee Narrowly Approves Democrat-Backed SCOTUS Ethics Bill

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:10 AM (FVME7)

204 Speaking of narcissistic hack lefty writers:

https://is.gd/cCdTyU

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 21, 2023 10:10 AM (PiwSw)

205 198 Wasn't Mariel in a Woody Allen film?
Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2023 10:09 AM (88xKn)

Manhattan, maybe? Gawd, I haven't seen that in 35 years.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 21, 2023 10:10 AM (N3zMI)

206 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poop_deck
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Thanks !
Posted by: JT at July 21, 2023


***
And Puppis is the name of a southern constellation: "Puppis, the Latin translation of 'poop deck,' was originally part of an over-large constellation Argo Navis (the ship of Jason and the Argonauts), which centuries after its initial description, was divided into three parts, the other two being Carina (the keel and hull), and Vela (the sails of the ship)."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 10:10 AM (J2vNu)

207 Does it trigger you?
------------
Neigh.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 21, 2023 10:10 AM (krqg6)

208
To the very end...

I've read a couple of biographies of him, and it was amazing that he didn't get punched in the nose more often.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 10:05 AM (PHmov)

Like John Lennon, you get to be an asshole to everyone because *OMG, yur such a geeeniuuus!!!!*

Posted by: Kris at July 21, 2023 10:11 AM (VQp/A)

209 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Great art today. I'm already seasick.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2023 10:11 AM (e4fEA)

210 And I see JJS already linked to that. *sigh*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 21, 2023 10:11 AM (PiwSw)

211 margot or mariel

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 10:07 AM (BRHaw)

Margeaux...and she was a smokeshow.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 10:11 AM (PHmov)

212 Does it trigger you?
------------
Neigh.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 21, 2023


***
A champion reply.

Posted by: Gene Autry at July 21, 2023 10:12 AM (J2vNu)

213 Die Mouse. Die!

‘Americana-themed’ amusement park the size of Disney’s Magic Kingdom is coming to Oklahoma

A $2-billion “Americana-themed” theme park roughly the size of Disney World’s Magic Kingdom is scheduled to open in Oklahoma in 2026, developers announced this week.
The American Heartland Theme Park will be located along Route 66 near Vinita, in northeast Oklahoma.

Route 66. Righteous.

https://tinyurl.com/3sfue4rs

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 10:12 AM (nW4TA)

214 Eternal Father, strong to save,
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave,
Who bid'st the mighty ocean deep
Its own appointed limits keep,
O hear us when we cry to Thee,
For those in peril on the sea.



Navy Hymn

Posted by: Archer

Well, it's no Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:12 AM (FVME7)

215 Margeaux...and she was a smokeshow.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Mariel wasn't too bad on the peepers either.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:12 AM (MGB5H)

216 That article in the Morning Report about Norman Mailer was interesting. Another narcissistic. pseudo-intellectual a-hole. And apparently a psychopath.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 10:13 AM (xTRSc)

217 174 166 I used to love Hemingway because he was so self indulgent. Now I don't like Hemingway because he was so self indulgent.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2023 10:03 AM (/EuRN)

Funny how that works.
-----------------
Too much treacle and too much bullying.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:14 AM (4eKPg)

218 The captain wired in
He had water coming in
And the good ship and crew were in peril...

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at July 21, 2023 10:15 AM (NBVIP)

219 Speaking of Hemingway, here's a fun read on how the owners of a Cuban bar created the myth that Hemingway loved to drink mojitos at their bar, fueling a long perpetrated myth that it was his favorite drink and, subsequently, raked them in lots of money.

It's also got the recipe for the mojito-adjacent Gregorio's RX cocktail, which Hemingway did likely enjoy and which I have introduced more than a few customers to over the years.

https://tinyurl.com/3tp29puu

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023 10:15 AM (Y2rTN)

220 That article in the Morning Report about Norman Mailer was interesting. Another narcissistic. pseudo-intellectual a-hole. And apparently a psychopath.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Everyone BUT the Horde are psychopaths.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 10:15 AM (nW4TA)

221 We come from the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 10:15 AM (gmo/4)

222 That article in the Morning Report about Norman Mailer was interesting. Another narcissistic. pseudo-intellectual a-hole. And apparently a psychopath.
__________

Do tell.

Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at July 21, 2023 10:16 AM (lf83v)

223 213 Die Mouse. Die!

‘Americana-themed’ amusement park the size of Disney’s Magic Kingdom is coming to Oklahoma

A $2-billion “Americana-themed” theme park roughly the size of Disney World’s Magic Kingdom is scheduled to open in Oklahoma in 2026, developers announced this week.
The American Heartland Theme Park will be located along Route 66 near Vinita, in northeast Oklahoma.

Route 66. Righteous.

https://tinyurl.com/3sfue4rs
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 10:12 AM (nW4TA)

Thats Baja Kansas

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2023 10:16 AM (BRHaw)

224 Die Mouse. Die!

‘Americana-themed’ amusement park the size of Disney’s Magic Kingdom is coming to Oklahoma

A $2-billion “Americana-themed” theme park roughly the size of Disney World’s Magic Kingdom is scheduled to open in Oklahoma in 2026, developers announced this week.
The American Heartland Theme Park will be located along Route 66 near Vinita, in northeast Oklahoma.

Route 66. Righteous.

https://tinyurl.com/3sfue4rs
Posted by: rickb223 at

I'm alllllll for it. Bring those dollars into Oklahoma while also keeping all the tourists very far from me. Win win.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:17 AM (MGB5H)

225 Does any one know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at July 21, 2023 10:17 AM (NBVIP)

226 It was the witch of November come calling

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 10:19 AM (gmo/4)

227 Everyone BUT the Horde are psychopaths.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 10:15 AM (nW4TA)



Yes ..well .. err .. quite.

Those bastards!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 21, 2023 10:19 AM (aD39U)

228 Would hang. That applies to any & all Winslow Homer's paintings.

Very nice lead into the weekend. Thanks. (Maybe Brandywine River Museum this afternoon. Andy's in the current exhibitions but so is Joseph Stella whose work looks interesting.)

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at July 21, 2023 10:20 AM (GshMh)

229 I used to love Hemingway because he was so self indulgent. Now I don't like Hemingway because he was so self indulgent.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I'm similar regarding Vonnegut. Loved him as a kid but a didn't care for him during a recent re-read. All the stuff I loved, the humor and the smart assery (there's probably a better Greek or Roman word for that but I don't know it), was still there but the nihilism is harder to take once you reach 29.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:20 AM (FVME7)

230 Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya.

Posted by: The Cook at July 21, 2023 10:20 AM (Xrfse)

231
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2023 10:20 AM (a3Q+t)

232 That article in the Morning Report about Norman Mailer was interesting. Another narcissistic. pseudo-intellectual a-hole. And apparently a psychopath.
__________

Do tell.
Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at July 21, 2023


***
All I know about Mailer is this anecdote. When his first novel The Naked and the Dead was published in the late Forties, you couldn't actually have characters saying "f*ck." Thus Mailer's editor changed his characters' usage to "fug": "Fug me," "What is this fuggin' thing," etc.

At a cocktail party, Mailer was introduced to one of the Manhattan cognoscenti. This person smiled at him and said, "So this is the young man who doesn't know how to spell 'f*ck.'"

Posted by: Gene Autry at July 21, 2023 10:20 AM (J2vNu)

233 Does any one know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at July 21, 2023 10:17 AM (NBVIP)


You've F&*^ing over cooked the entree!

-- Gordon Ramsey


Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 10:21 AM (gmo/4)

234 I'm similar regarding Vonnegut. Loved him as a kid but a didn't care for him during a recent re-read. All the stuff I loved, the humor and the smart assery (there's probably a better Greek or Roman word for that but I don't know it), was still there but the nihilism is harder to take once you reach 29.
--------------
Well, there's always John D. MacDonald.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:21 AM (4eKPg)

235 229 I'm similar regarding Vonnegut. Loved him as a kid but a didn't care for him during a recent re-read. All the stuff I loved, the humor and the smart assery (there's probably a better Greek or Roman word for that but I don't know it), was still there but the nihilism is harder to take once you reach 29.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:20 AM (FVME7)

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The appeal of, "Everything sucks and I'm just going to make fun of everyone with genuine emotions about stuff," is very much a young man's game.

Phonies, all of 'em.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

236 Hey TJM did you see the report that WB is considering delaying Dune?! (And aquaman 2 and color purple but who gives a fuck about those)

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:22 AM (MGB5H)

237 Pentagon Unsure If U.S. Soldier Who Entered North Korea Is Alive

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My ignorance is exceeded only by my apathy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:23 AM (FVME7)

238 Re: 232, the Web suggests that it might have been actress and celebrity Tallulah Bankhead who told Mailer that, or *possibly* Dorothy Parker (though she gets credit for lots of things she probably didn't say).

Mailer often denied that it happened.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 10:23 AM (J2vNu)

239 The appeal of, "Everything sucks and I'm just going to make fun of everyone with genuine emotions about stuff," is very much a young man's game.

Phonies, all of 'em.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

Better call Sal(inger)?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 21, 2023 10:23 AM (N3zMI)

240 I'm similar regarding Vonnegut. Loved him as a kid but a didn't care for him during a recent re-read.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:20 AM (FVME7)


Exactly my experience! I recently picked up one of his books of short stories, and after about 15 minutes I thought, "what the hell did I see in this guy when I was a teenager?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2023 10:23 AM (PHmov)

241 Vonnegut was a Nazi-loving atheist.

Oh, poor, poor Dresden.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 21, 2023 10:23 AM (jgJfd)

242 Nanzi is nowhere to be found these last five months. Its like she has disappeared.

I'm sorry, it appears I misspoke myself: "Perhaps she's getting hammered with her husband" is the correct answer.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2023 10:24 AM (CecP5)

243 ====

The appeal of, "Everything sucks and I'm just going to make fun of everyone with genuine emotions about stuff," is very much a young man's game.

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George Carlin has entered the chat.

Posted by: Hmmm... at July 21, 2023 10:24 AM (NBVIP)

244 236 Hey TJM did you see the report that WB is considering delaying Dune?! (And aquaman 2 and color purple but who gives a fuck about those)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:22 AM (MGB5H)

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Yeah. They put a lot of stock in celebrity appearances on talk shows to help sell movies, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:24 AM (LvTSG)

245 I do not like the format IMDB uses now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2023 10:24 AM (zZu0s)

246 245 I do not like the format IMDB uses now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2023 10:24 AM (zZu0s)

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An internet site went through a revamp that made the experience worse?

Probably a first of its kind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:25 AM (LvTSG)

247 The appeal of, "Everything sucks and I'm just going to make fun of everyone with genuine emotions about stuff," is very much a young man's game.

Phonies, all of 'em.


Shut up, you phony!

Posted by: H. Caulfield at July 21, 2023 10:25 AM (eOEVl)

248 I'm similar regarding Vonnegut. Loved him as a kid but a didn't care for him during a recent re-read. All the stuff I loved, the humor and the smart assery (there's probably a better Greek or Roman word for that but I don't know it), was still there but the nihilism is harder to take once you reach 29.
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Well, there's always John D. MacDonald.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023


***
Much better choice

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 10:25 AM (J2vNu)

249 Yeah. They put a lot of stock in celebrity appearances on talk shows to help sell movies, it seems.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ya that was my only thought as to the reasoning. But they've already started marketing dune decently hard. Plus everyone that say part 1 is ready to file in and see part 2. I really hope they come to their senses on that one. Also the cost of sitting on the film for likely a year can't be cheap.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:25 AM (MGB5H)

250 I'm similar regarding Vonnegut. Loved him as a kid but a didn't care for him during a recent re-read.


And another thing, Vonnegut! I'm gonna stop payment on the check!

Fuck me? Hey Kurt, can you read lips? Fuck you! Next time I'll call Robert Ludlum!

-- Thornton Melon

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2023 10:26 AM (gmo/4)

251 Ender's Game?

Pentagon Cyber Chief Nominee Calls on "Whiz Kids" to Defend Nation on Digital Battlefields

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:26 AM (FVME7)

252 249 Ya that was my only thought as to the reasoning. But they've already started marketing dune decently hard. Plus everyone that say part 1 is ready to file in and see part 2. I really hope they come to their senses on that one. Also the cost of sitting on the film for likely a year can't be cheap.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:25 AM (MGB5H)

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Both Gladiator 2 and Deadpool 3 are reportedly costing $600,000 a week while things are shut down.

Delaying Dune's release is small beans compared to some other costs being incurred right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:26 AM (LvTSG)

253 Shut up, you phony!
Posted by: H. Caulfield at July 21, 2023


***
We've got a slot in our new platoon just tailor-made for you, maggot!

Posted by: Marine Recruiter at July 21, 2023 10:27 AM (J2vNu)

254 Better call Sal(inger)?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 21, 2023 10:23 AM (N3zMI)



Indeed.

I have no idea to this day why I was required to read Catcher in the Rye.

Whoever selects the literary canon has piss poor taste in authors.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023 10:27 AM (Y2rTN)

255 236 Hey TJM did you see the report that WB is considering delaying Dune?! (And aquaman 2 and color purple but who gives a fuck about those)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:22 AM (MGB5H)

I need to watch the remake still.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2023 10:27 AM (zZu0s)

256 245 I do not like the format IMDB uses now.


Just wait 'til they rearrange the grocery store...

Posted by: Grumble grumble at July 21, 2023 10:27 AM (NBVIP)

257 Both Gladiator 2 and Deadpool 3 are reportedly costing $600,000 a week while things are shut down.

Delaying Dune's release is small beans compared to some other costs being incurred right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Well ya because those are still in production.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:28 AM (MGB5H)

258 An internet site went through a revamp that made the experience worse?

Probably a first of its kind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:25 AM


Never happen here.

Posted by: Minx 0.8 beta at July 21, 2023 10:28 AM (a3Q+t)

259 Margot Robbie Told Studios That "Barbie" Could "Make $1 Billion Dollars… Maybe I Was Overselling"

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And under-intelligent?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:28 AM (FVME7)

260 I need to watch the remake still.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It's excellent but you have plenty of time now it seems before part 2 rolls around.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:28 AM (MGB5H)

261 Indeed.

I have no idea to this day why I was required to read Catcher in the Rye.

Whoever selects the literary canon has piss poor taste in authors.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023 10:27 AM (Y2rTN)

Consider the possibility that it was originally intended to show kids what shits they can be.

It's just that the lesson was lost somewhere along the line.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 21, 2023 10:29 AM (KbCG3)

262 The Catcher of The Ray?

/forget it, he's rowing ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2023 10:29 AM (Pk+pJ)

263 Whoever selects the literary canon has piss poor taste in authors.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023 10:27 AM (Y2rTN)

Bring back Charles Portis!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 21, 2023 10:29 AM (N3zMI)

264 Has tragedy befallen Nancy Pelosi's family? Her husband is rumored to have been eaten by a hammerhead shark.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2023 10:29 AM (CecP5)

265 Both Gladiator 2 and Deadpool 3 are reportedly costing $600,000 a week while things are shut down.


How does that work?

I guess maybe rental on the locations or something?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023 10:29 AM (Y2rTN)

266 254 Indeed.

I have no idea to this day why I was required to read Catcher in the Rye.

Whoever selects the literary canon has piss poor taste in authors.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023 10:27 AM (Y2rTN)

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It's made worse by the standard method of reading literature for schools. Take Shakespeare as an example:

Is the best way to read Shakespeare to read it? No, and yet that's what they do. And then we have to sit there and parse out every word of a few famous soliloquies to make sure we don't miss a reference? That's boring as shit.

It's be like teaching the movie Airplane! by having student read the script and then parse out every joke without ever watching the movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:29 AM (LvTSG)

267 I have no idea to this day why I was required to read Catcher in the Rye.

Whoever selects the literary canon has piss poor taste in authors.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023


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I was fortunate to ditch that until I chose to do so on my own, years later. My suspicion is that teachers choose it because it has a protagonist close to the pupils' age, and the book is short.

Our 11th-grade English class had The Haunting of Hill House, which at the least has some *story* to it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 10:30 AM (J2vNu)

268 Whoever selects the literary canon has piss poor taste in authors.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023 10:27 AM (Y2rTN)

And chooses books that do not light a fire for reading in young people. If you want to teach them language and a love of reading, do books that are both well written AND exciting.

Reading to a boring dickless, drunk jackass talk about the love of his life who keeps getting drunk and sleeping with losers is not exactly going to light a fire under ANYONE.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2023 10:30 AM (zZu0s)

269 It's be like teaching the movie Airplane! by having student read the script and then parse out every joke without ever watching the movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Surely you can't be serious!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:31 AM (MGB5H)

270 Really like Homer's nautical paintings. Have a nice large print of 'Breezing Up' over the mantle in the den.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2023 10:31 AM (eZV9h)

271 265 How does that work?

I guess maybe rental on the locations or something?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023 10:29 AM (Y2rTN)

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Paying the crew. Delays in rental spaces. I'm sure part of the calculation is "managerial accounting" equations that are more about opportunity costs than actual money being paid, but it's hurting studios.

I'm not casting studios as victims here, though. Both sides of this stupid labor fight are out for blood, and I couldn't care less. I hope there's viscera on the windows by the time this is over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

272 Whoever selects the literary canon has piss poor taste in authors.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023
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Bring back Charles Portis!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 21, 2023


***
True Grit would indeed have been a good choice for high schoolers. Or even younger kids; there's no real cursing in that book (?).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 10:32 AM (J2vNu)

273 I have no idea to this day why I was required to read Catcher in the Rye.
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Yeah. What a waste of time. Who gives a shit about snotty rich boy New Yorkers? Read a number of his books cuz I was taught he is special and good literature. I really can't remember anything of what I read. Its just blurs after a few years. Now Tom Jones is with me to this day. Henry Fielding is so much better. As is Fennimore Cooper.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:32 AM (4eKPg)

274 Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: Obligatory at July 21, 2023 10:32 AM (NBVIP)

275 They're making a Gladiator 2?

Please tell me that a an AI #DeepFake Peter Graves makes a cameo ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2023 10:32 AM (Pk+pJ)

276 269 It's be like teaching the movie Airplane! by having student read the script and then parse out every joke without ever watching the movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Surely you can't be serious!
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:31 AM (MGB5H)

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"You see, this joke works because Shirley and Surely are homonyms. A homonym is a word that sounds like another word but is spelled differently. Now, laugh."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

277 Paying the crew. Delays in rental spaces. I'm sure part of the calculation is "managerial accounting" equations that are more about opportunity costs than actual money being paid, but it's hurting studios.

I'm not casting studios as victims here, though. Both sides of this stupid labor fight are out for blood, and I couldn't care less. I hope there's viscera on the windows by the time this is over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Did you see the pic where Universal cut all the trees that provided the shade were the writers were protesting as the temps were getting into the 90s? I about died laughing.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:33 AM (MGB5H)

278 I guess I am a racist!

Why Not: Sleep Now Racist

https://tinyurl.com/mrjzr425

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:33 AM (FVME7)

279 271 265 How does that work?

I guess maybe rental on the locations or something?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023 10:29 AM
***

Hookers & blow.

Posted by: That what Hunter sez at July 21, 2023 10:34 AM (NBVIP)

280 ***
True Grit would indeed have been a good choice for high schoolers. Or even younger kids; there's no real cursing in that book (?).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 10:32 AM (J2vNu)

I believe it used to be taught. Norwood would also be a good HS book. Dog of the South, Masters of Atlantis, and Gringos might be a bit over their heads.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 21, 2023 10:34 AM (N3zMI)

281 277 Did you see the pic where Universal cut all the trees that provided the shade were the writers were protesting as the temps were getting into the 90s? I about died laughing.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:33 AM (MGB5H)

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I missed that, but that's hilarious.

I hope that WB's profits from Barbie are negated by all of the costs in dealing with the strike before they realize any profits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:34 AM (LvTSG)

282 We'll just write it off.

Posted by: Hollywood Studios Accounting Departments at July 21, 2023 10:35 AM (4I/2K)

283 I read Bram Stoker’s Dracula in junior high (just on my own, not for a class). That was a good read.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 10:35 AM (xTRSc)

284 282 We'll just write it off.
Posted by: Hollywood Studios Accounting Departments at July 21, 2023 10:35 AM (4I/2K)

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"Whatever."
-Regulators, getting to be within the same 100,000 square foot room as a minor celebrity

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

285 I did a book report on Louis L'Amour once.

Teacher didn't like it. I had a blast.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2023 10:35 AM (/EuRN)

286 True Grit would indeed have been a good choice for high schoolers. Or even younger kids; there's no real cursing in that book (?).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2023 10:32 AM (J2vNu)

I believe it used to be taught. Norwood would also be a good HS book. Dog of the South, Masters of Atlantis, and Gringos might be a bit over their heads.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

We did Chesapeake by Michener when I was in middle school. About the only thing I was tasked with reading that I didn't absolutely loathe.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:36 AM (MGB5H)

287 You don't even know what a write off is, do you?

Posted by: Jerry at July 21, 2023 10:36 AM (NBVIP)

288 Whoever selects the literary canon has piss poor taste in authors.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023 10:27 AM (Y2rTN)

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Yep. Students are much better served by asking them to read quality stories that THEY enjoy, not something that has been decided as "quality" by NYC critics...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2023 10:36 AM (YIVH2)

289 >>What's with the barrel in the middle of the boat?

Bobber. Attach the line with the hook to the barrel and drop the line to the bottom. Bobber will let you know when fish is on the line.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2023 10:36 AM (ZLI7S)

290 283 I read Bram Stoker’s Dracula in junior high (just on my own, not for a class). That was a good read.
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I have a copy but have not read it. Same deal with Frankenstein. It's Steen not Stine.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:36 AM (4eKPg)

291 266 >>>Is the best way to read Shakespeare to read it? No, and yet that's what they do. And then we have to sit there and parse out every word of a few famous soliloquies to make sure we don't miss a reference? That's boring as shit.


Reading Shakespeare is important, if only to parse the language. But it only really makes sense if you understand the flow of the scene, as you suggest. Which is why I tipped my hat to Kenneth Branagh for bringing the classics to the big screen, though they were financial flops.

Posted by: red speck at July 21, 2023 10:36 AM (0Id0S)

292 And chooses books that do not light a fire for reading in young people. If you want to teach them language and a love of reading, do books that are both well written AND exciting.


Perhaps they are more appealing to girls, who trend more fixated on the internal.

I think boys really like 'tales' where somebody goes and does something and overcomes some external obstacle to achieve some objective to the betterment of the world.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023 10:37 AM (Y2rTN)

293 I missed that, but that's hilarious.

I hope that WB's profits from Barbie are negated by all of the costs in dealing with the strike before they realize any profits.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ya for sure. My sister just headed off to that with her step daughter. I was like I don't think either of you are going to care for that one.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:37 AM (MGB5H)

294 Is the best way to read Shakespeare to read it?

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The Coen Brothers have a Macbeth out featuring a black Macbeth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:38 AM (FVME7)

295 History relates that there was a large community of Hungarian Immigrants building these small fishing boats. They came to be known as Hunky Dories.

Posted by: Fish-eyed Fool at July 21, 2023 10:38 AM (T0tUU)

296 The best book to get boys reading was Blow Baby Blow. I, literally, found it in the gutter. Read that from cover to cover and revisited the prose several times.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:38 AM (4eKPg)

297 Margot Robbie Told Studios That "Barbie" Could "Make $1 Billion Dollars… Maybe I Was Overselling"

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And under-intelligent?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:28 AM (FVME7)
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I don't think anyone expects Barbie to be good at math...if you know what I'm sayin'

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2023 10:38 AM (YIVH2)

298 The Coen Brothers have a Macbeth out featuring a black Macbeth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:38 AM (FVME7)

MacRib?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2023 10:38 AM (/EuRN)

299 I see that Connie Nielson and Denzel Washington are going to be in Gladiator 2.

Damn, she looked good in "Nobody" for a (at the time) 55-year-old.

Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2023 10:38 AM (Pk+pJ)

300 *I think boys really like 'tales' where somebody goes and does something and overcomes some external obstacle to achieve some objective to the betterment of the world.*

Jack London has entered the chat.

Posted by: White Fang at July 21, 2023 10:39 AM (NBVIP)

301 Huh.
I just got an email saying my life insurance claim is being processed.
Now this is some creepy shit!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2023 10:39 AM (e4fEA)

302 I don't think anyone expects Barbie to be good at math...if you know what I'm sayin'
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

But what about doctor and engineer barbie?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:40 AM (MGB5H)

303 We did Chesapeake by Michener when I was in middle school. About the only thing I was tasked with reading that I didn't absolutely loathe.
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Yeah. I read that one. Enjoyed it but it did put me off on books sold by the pound.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:40 AM (4eKPg)

304 Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: Obligatory at July 21, 2023 10:32 AM (NBVIP)

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Hilarious horde mind.

BTW, love the commenters here who are anonymous and provide nothing but sock-puppet entertainment in each comment.

Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2023 10:40 AM (Pk+pJ)

305 I think boys really like 'tales' where somebody goes and does something and overcomes some external obstacle to achieve some objective to the betterment of the world.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2023 10:37 AM (Y2rTN)
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Stories about adventure, exploration, and excitement? Yes. They tend to really enjoy those...Not sure how much that's being taught in school these days, but from what I saw during my grad school days in teaching English, those were not a high priority. Instead, the preferences was for stories that are "real," about race and ethnicity and how it shapes the characters' perspectives. Not all that enjoyable...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2023 10:40 AM (YIVH2)

306 296 The best book to get boys reading was Blow Baby Blow. I, literally, found it in the gutter.

Is this about me?

Posted by: Comma Lah at July 21, 2023 10:41 AM (NBVIP)

307 We did Chesapeake by Michener when I was in middle school. About the only thing I was tasked with reading that I didn't absolutely loathe.
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Yeah. I read that one. Enjoyed it but it did put me off on books sold by the pound.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Hah. There is that. I did really appreciate and enjoy the attention to the history though. I've always found that more interesting than "literature"

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:41 AM (MGB5H)

308 The Coen Brothers have a Macbeth out featuring a black Macbeth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Macbro ?

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2023 10:42 AM (T4tVD)

309 >>Huh.
I just got an email saying my life insurance claim is being processed.
Now this is some creepy shit!

That's too bad.

Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2023 10:42 AM (ZLI7S)

310 Huh.
I just got an email saying my life insurance claim is being processed.
Now this is some creepy shit!

That's too bad.

Can I have your stuff?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2023 10:42 AM (ZLI7S)
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Dibs on the CD player!

Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at July 21, 2023 10:42 AM (YIVH2)

311 Is the best way to read Shakespeare to read it?

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The Coen Brothers have a Macbeth out featuring a black Macbeth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:38 AM (FVME7)

There's a version of Much Ado About Nothing with John Wick in it that I liked. I think that movie was panned rather aggressively here a year or so ago though.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 21, 2023 10:43 AM (3CCua)

312 Bobber. Attach the line with the hook to the barrel and drop the line to the bottom. Bobber will let you know when fish is on the line.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2023 10:36 AM


Also lets you know when a quadruple amputee is in the pool.

Posted by: Pool lifeguard at July 21, 2023 10:43 AM (a3Q+t)

313 I don't think anyone expects Barbie to be good at math...if you know what I'm sayin'
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2023 10:38 AM (YIVH2)

Barbie only needed to worry about 4 numbers:
1) Bust
2) Waist
3) Hips
4) Ken's bank account balance.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 21, 2023 10:43 AM (N39Ws)

314 Both Gladiator 2 and Deadpool 3 are reportedly costing $600,000 a week while things are shut down.


How does that work?

I guess maybe rental on the locations or something?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Yes. Every penny is spent as if they were shooting.
Impossible to shut down, send everything back, only to have to re-ship everything out in a day or two because the strike is over. You would have locations, housing, food services etc that would have to be rescheduled on a moment's notice. And that might not be possible depending on location.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 10:43 AM (nW4TA)

315 *Dibs on the CD player!*

I want the 8-track!

Posted by: Smithsonian at July 21, 2023 10:44 AM (NBVIP)

316 Yeah. I read that one. Enjoyed it but it did put me off on books sold by the pound.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Hah. There is that. I did really appreciate and enjoy the attention to the history though. I've always found that more interesting than "literature"
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Yes. Historically Michener wanted to tell a broad story. As for Epic's I think Clavell is much more skilled at the art. He knew how to write huge books that forced you to keep turning the pages.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:44 AM (4eKPg)

317 That's too bad.

Can I have your stuff?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2023


Might as well. Apparently I wont be using it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2023 10:45 AM (e4fEA)

318 Bobber.

Did someone call me?

Posted by: Kamala Harris' List of Covent Garden Ladies at July 21, 2023 10:45 AM (iG1Nf)

319 He knew how to write huge books that forced you to keep turning the pages.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:44 AM (4eKPg)

Clavell is great. I went from "hey this is pretty neat" to "more more MORE there has to be MORE!!!" over the span of about a month.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2023 10:45 AM (/EuRN)

320 out 4 numbers:
1) Bust
2) Waist
3) Hips
4) Ken's bank account balance Divorce Lawyer's phone number. He'll figure out the balance.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 10:45 AM (nW4TA)

321 Yep. Students are much better served by asking them to read quality stories that THEY enjoy, not something that has been decided as "quality" by NYC critics...
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No doubt you are as tired as I am of my regular rants about HS choices. Frankenstein: short and lotsa cultural and historic references; and Northanger Abbey: short and lotsa cultural and historic references. Both are sex-selection neutral (and short!). How many boys refuse to real Scarlet Letter or Pride and Prejudice because they are too 'girly'?

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 21, 2023 10:45 AM (MIKMs)

322 I think boys really like 'tales' where somebody goes and does something and overcomes some external obstacle to achieve some objective to the betterment of the world.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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I recall a period British show where one of the characters stated, 'I learned all that I need to know about life by reading Robinson Crusoe'. Then, there's 'Ivanhoe'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2023 10:45 AM (S5P0o)

323 Vikings Rookie Wide Receiver Jordan Addison Cited For Going 140 MPH In His Lamborghini

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Well, life's been good to him so far.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:46 AM (FVME7)

324 Hemingway stinks. Big Lefty, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 09:54 AM (xTRSc)

Sadly, most creative people are.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 21, 2023 10:46 AM (Zvtjl)

325 324 Hemingway stinks. Big Lefty, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 09:54 AM (xTRSc)

Sadly, most creative people are.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 21, 2023 10:46 AM (Zvtjl)

========

*kicks sand sadly*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:46 AM (LvTSG)

326 Bobber. Attach the line with the hook to the barrel and drop the line to the bottom. Bobber will let you know when fish is on the line.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2023 10:36 AM

Also lets you know when a quadruple amputee is in the pool.
Posted by: Pool lifeguard


Matt! Get Bob outta the pool. Use your teeth if you have to!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 10:46 AM (nW4TA)

327 Bobber? I just met her!

Posted by: Rimshot at July 21, 2023 10:47 AM (NBVIP)

328 Ivanhoe actually pissed me off. Can't really recall why. I just remember hating that book and the dink who wrote it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2023 10:47 AM (/EuRN)

329 319 He knew how to write huge books that forced you to keep turning the pages.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:44 AM (4eKPg)

Clavell is great. I went from "hey this is pretty neat" to "more more MORE there has to be MORE!!!" over the span of about a month.
---------------
Finding a place to stop reading him was the problem. Many a time it was 3:00AM when I realized I had to get up in the morning.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:47 AM (4eKPg)

330 Diogenes is morte?

Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2023 10:47 AM (Pk+pJ)

331 So why does the Biden Administration hire freak show clowns like Sam Brinton, and Admiral Rachel Levine? Answer: to make Hunter look mainstream.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2023 10:48 AM (CecP5)

332 Sadly, most creative people are.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 21, 2023 10:46 AM (Zvtjl)

Most creative people who actually get their crap published so that you've ever heard of them....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2023 10:48 AM (/EuRN)

333 The only two books I remember reading in school and enjoying were The Count of Monte Cristo and The Giver.

I still enjoy The Count of Monte Cristo but can no longer escape the raging plot device that is being imprisoned next to the world's wealthiest man.

I haven't read The Giver in ages but loving the idea of a transcendental figure in a society that is completely owned and operated.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 21, 2023 10:48 AM (KbCG3)

334 Fat Russell Crowe could make an appearance in Gladiator II.

Not as the Iberian, but as Iberia itself.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2023 10:48 AM (lf83v)

335 323 Vikings Rookie Wide Receiver Jordan Addison Cited For Going 140 MPH In His Lamborghini

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Well, life's been good to him so far.
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Jason Werth's Ferrari went faster.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:48 AM (4eKPg)

336 Finding a place to stop reading him was the problem. Many a time it was 3:00AM when I realized I had to get up in the morning.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:47 AM (4eKPg)

James Clavell is the Sid Meier of James Micheners.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2023 10:49 AM (/EuRN)

337 I don't think anyone expects Barbie to be good at math...if you know what I'm sayin'
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Yeah. She thinks |____| is 8 inches.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 10:49 AM (nW4TA)

338 333 I haven't read The Giver in ages but loving the idea of a transcendental figure in a society that is completely owned and operated.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 21, 2023 10:48 AM (KbCG3)

========

The movie adaptation was pretty good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:49 AM (LvTSG)

339 Matt! Get Bob outta the pool. Use your teeth if you have to!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 10:46 AM (nW4TA)

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LOL. *Suddenly I'm transported back to 10th grade algebra class*

Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2023 10:49 AM (Pk+pJ)

340 Diogenes is morte?
Posted by: ShainS


Alas, poor Diogenes! I knew him well.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 10:50 AM (nW4TA)

341 *LOL. *Suddenly I'm transported back to 10th grade algebra class**

Cue the Helen Keller jokes.

Posted by: My 10th grade self at July 21, 2023 10:50 AM (NBVIP)

342 Vikings Rookie Wide Receiver Jordan Addison Cited For Going 140 MPH In His Lamborghini
__________

Clearly profiled for Driving While Black.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2023 10:51 AM (lf83v)

343 Fat Russell Crowe could make an appearance in Gladiator II.

Not as the Iberian, but as Iberia itself.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2023 10:48 AM (lf83v)

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AI #DeepFake Brian Dennehy FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2023 10:51 AM (Pk+pJ)

344 Ivanhoe actually pissed me off. Can't really recall why. I just remember hating that book and the dink who wrote it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Scott explicitly stated that one of his objects was to convey to young people that good works were not necessarily rewarded. Thus, Rebecca's love and devotion go unrequited.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2023 10:51 AM (ej/KZ)

345 338 333 I haven't read The Giver in ages but loving the idea of a transcendental figure in a society that is completely owned and operated.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 21, 2023 10:48 AM (KbCG3)

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The movie adaptation was pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:49 AM (LvTSG)

Think I saw it but don't really remember. I didn't make a point of seeing it because I thought they'd wreck it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 21, 2023 10:51 AM (KbCG3)

346 This is a wonderful painting!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2023 10:51 AM (avru5)

347 Today's art is really good

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 21, 2023 10:52 AM (xcxpd)

348 I just learned a Britishism:

Chalk and cheese, meant to imply that two things are very different from each other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

349 It's no Rothko.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2023 10:53 AM (KFhLj)

350 >>Lookit the size of those fish in the boat! Tuna?

Probably already answered, but: halibut. From MFA description:

Shortly after returning to the United States late in 1882, he settled in Prout’s Neck, Maine, similarly both a fishing community and a pleasant summer resort, where he painted the local population and their work. The Fog Warning is one of three paintings he produced at Prout’s Neck in 1885 describing the lives of the North Atlantic fishermen.
Like many of Homer’s 1870s images featuring farm children, The Fog Warning is a painting with a narrative, though its tale is disturbing rather than charming. As indicated by the halibut in his dory, the fisherman in this picture has been successful. But the hardest task of the day, the return to the main ship, is still ahead of him. He turns to look at the horizon, measuring the distance to the mother ship, and to safety. The seas are choppy and the dory rocks high on the waves, making it clear that the journey home will require considerable physical effort. But more threatening is the approaching fog bank, whose streamers echo, even mock, the fisherman’s profile. Contemporary descriptions of the fishing industry in New England

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2023 10:53 AM (avru5)

351 > Vikings Rookie Wide Receiver Jordan Addison Cited For Going 140 MPH In His Lamborghini
______________

Only 140?! In a Lamborghini?

My wife's Explorer ST will do 140. Addison's a lightweight.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2023 10:53 AM (Q4IgG)

352 "Chalk and cheese, meant to imply that two things are very different from each other."

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Most Americans at July 21, 2023 10:54 AM (NBVIP)

353 Barbie only needed to worry about 4 numbers:
1) Bust
2) Waist
3) Hips
4) Ken's bank account balance.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 21, 2023 10:43 AM (N39Ws)

*****

Barbie certainly wasn't looking at the missile I was packing...er...lacking.

Posted by: Ken at July 21, 2023 10:54 AM (xxG/v)

354 Also read a lot of Dickens when I was younger.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 21, 2023 10:54 AM (xTRSc)

355 Fat Russell Crowe could make an appearance in Gladiator II.

Not as the Iberian, but as Iberia itself.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


People don't know how hard it is to stay in that kind of shape.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 10:54 AM (nW4TA)

356 The Old Man and the Sea.

(psst) the sharks get the big fish.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 21, 2023 10:54 AM (jgJfd)

357 LOL. I re-read "Great Expectations" a few years ago.

Pip was an idiot.

"Protect the portable property!"

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 21, 2023 10:55 AM (jgJfd)

358 >>Fat Russell Crowe could make an appearance in Gladiator II.

Not as the Iberian, but as Iberia itself.



Crowe has screen presence that young actors today could only dream of having, don't care about the weight.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2023 10:56 AM (avru5)

359 Dickens you say?

Posted by: Rimshot at July 21, 2023 10:56 AM (NBVIP)

360 Greetings!
My grandparents had a small reproduction of this painting, that is a nice memory. The artist has a noble name.
Regarding Tony Bennett, yes, he was a big lefty, but, man, what a set of pipes he had. He could belt a song, and I don't use the word "belt" to describe many singers.
People say Nanzi has been away, not true, she was interviewed recently on tv describing Joe Biden as "just a kid" saying she was older than he.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 21, 2023 10:56 AM (MeG8a)

361 359 Dickens you say?
Posted by: Rimshot at July 21, 2023 10:56 AM (NBVIP)

The trollop!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2023 10:56 AM (/EuRN)

362 @ Diogenes - my grog Major got sent to centcom and is gonna miss St. Barb on the 29th. Can you come down and run the grog ceremony for me?

Remove two extra spaces

https://www.huntsvilleadaa.org/ events/order-of-saint-barbara-induction -ceremony-757/

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 21, 2023 10:56 AM (3CCua)

363 At the rate Crowe is expanding, he'll soon be performing in an OR. Jellydonutectomy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2023 10:57 AM (KFhLj)

364 The Coen Brothers have a Macbeth out featuring a black Macbeth.

No, it's just one Coen, the one who's married to Frances McDormand who is Lady Macbeth. And it's not a black Macbeth, it's Denzel.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 21, 2023 10:57 AM (4PZHB)

365 >>Chalk and cheese, meant to imply that two things are very different from each other.

My Aussie business associate says that all the time. First time he said it I gave him the Golden Retriever head tilt of confusion.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2023 10:58 AM (ZLI7S)

366 Relax, guys. It's not as bad as you think. From AP . . .

Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley released an unclassified document Thursday that Republicans claim is significant in their investigation of Hunter Biden as they delve into the financial affairs of the president and his son, and revive previously debunked claims of wrongdoing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 21, 2023 10:58 AM (FVME7)

367 329 319 He knew how to write huge books that forced you to keep turning the pages.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:44 AM (4eKPg)

Clavell is great. I went from "hey this is pretty neat" to "more more MORE there has to be MORE!!!" over the span of about a month.
---------------
Finding a place to stop reading him was the problem. Many a time it was 3:00AM when I realized I had to get up in the morning.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2023 10:47 AM (4eKPg)

+1 on Clavell, he's good and he'll teach you a little history along the way too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 21, 2023 10:58 AM (xcxpd)

368 I was in Boston once when they had a tall ships event. The had some cannon firing outside the harbor and a lot of smoke rolling in. THe next day, bright sunny day, but I noticed on what looked like a wall of smoke low on the water coming towards the harbor. It didn't look like clouds because it was sitting on top of the water. For a few minutes I thought there had been another cannon demonstration that I had slept through or something. THen I realized how widespread it was, and checked the weather. Fog warning. Got fogged in that day, airport closed.

Posted by: thick Boston fog at July 21, 2023 10:58 AM (sh1GZ)

369 The Coen Brothers have a Macbeth out featuring a black Macbeth.

********

Speaking truth to pallor!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2023 10:58 AM (zLLgI)

370 >> And it's not a black Macbeth, it's Denzel.

Another actor with charisma to spare.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2023 10:58 AM (avru5)

371 365 >>Chalk and cheese, meant to imply that two things are very different from each other.

My Aussie business associate says that all the time. First time he said it I gave him the Golden Retriever head tilt of confusion.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2023 10:58 AM (ZLI7S)

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Ah, the former British penal colony resident.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 21, 2023 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

372 Diogenes is morte?
Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2023 10:47 AM (Pk+pJ)


According to the insurance company. Wonder it I gotta.pay it back?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2023 10:58 AM (e4fEA)

373 Relax, guys. It's not as bad as you think. From AP . . .

Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley released an unclassified document Thursday that Republicans claim is significant in their investigation of Hunter Biden as they delve into the financial affairs of the president and his son, and revive previously debunked claims of wrongdoing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Previously debunked claims?!? Wha???

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:59 AM (MGB5H)

374 Diogenes - my grog Major got sent to centcom and is gonna miss St. Barb on the 29th. Can you come down and run the grog ceremony for me?

Remove two extra spaces

https://www.huntsvilleadaa.org/ events/order-of-saint-barbara-induction -ceremony-757/
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 21, 2023 10:56 AM (3CCua)
***

That would be awesome, but probably not. I may know someone though...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2023 10:59 AM (e4fEA)

375 >>Ah, the former British penal colony resident.

Commonwealth country people talk fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2023 10:59 AM (ZLI7S)

376 Dickens you say?
Posted by: Rimshot at July 21, 2023 10:56 AM (NBVIP)

The trollop!
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Ha, ha. Very funny.

Posted by: Anthony Trollope at July 21, 2023 11:00 AM (ej/KZ)

377 NOOD RANT

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 21, 2023 11:00 AM (t0OGg)

378 Previously debunked claims?!? Wha???
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2023 10:59 AM (MGB5H)

"My client has already plead not guilty, your honor, I don't know why we're even still here."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2023 11:00 AM (/EuRN)

379 But he's not black, black.

Posted by: Karen Johnson at July 21, 2023 11:00 AM (NBVIP)

380 Hot and humid in most of the country. Keep me in mind.

Posted by: LumeStarterPack.com at July 21, 2023 11:01 AM (T0tUU)

381 What's with the barrel in the middle of the boat?
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Its not a barrel. You can see through it like its a cage. Possibly a crab or lobster trap?

Posted by: thick Boston fog at July 21, 2023 11:01 AM (sh1GZ)

382 Diogenes is morte?
Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2023 10:47 AM (Pk+pJ)


According to the insurance company. Wonder it I gotta.pay it back?
Posted by: Diogenes


D just bought a round for the Horde! Hurrah!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 11:01 AM (nW4TA)

383 He got better.

Posted by: Monty Python at July 21, 2023 11:02 AM (NBVIP)

384 and revive previously debunked claims of wrongdoing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Previously debunked claims?!? Wha???
Posted by: BruceWayne
-----

They did the same with Tucker Carlson, with headline saying he was repeating 'lies'...but never said what the 'lies' were or provided any justification for saying that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2023 11:02 AM (rpirE)

385 Diogenes is morte?

*******

That lessens the chances of him getting a third vasectomy!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2023 11:02 AM (zLLgI)

386 Hot and humid in most of the country. Keep me in mind.
Posted by: LumeStarterPack
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Just saw a new ad. Apparently the rather odd blonde woman is the President of the company.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2023 11:04 AM (rpirE)

387 "220
Everyone BUT the Horde are psychopaths.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2023 10:15 AM (nW4TA)"

Oh c'mon people here have been making Pol Pot jabs at me for years. It's not *just* everyone but the horde.

Posted by: somedood at July 21, 2023 11:04 AM (geKVs)

388 I have no idea to this day why I was required to read Catcher in the Rye.
==
Why pass up a chance to require you to read the memoirs of a teen aged, pathological liar, who likely got perved on by his high school teacher.

Posted by: your english teacher hoping you take the hint at July 21, 2023 11:10 AM (sh1GZ)

389 I just got an email saying my life insurance claim is being processed.
Now this is some creepy shit!
==
Fishing scam, or perhaps someone is trying to claim your insurance?

Independently contact your insurance company. No clickee the linkee.

Posted by: email not snail mail correspondence hmmm at July 21, 2023 11:13 AM (sh1GZ)

390 The only writer I know that is almost always an enjoyable read is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

I also enjoyed HG Wells and Jules Verne.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 21, 2023 11:25 AM (cMXNt)

391 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRV03zQkBas

"Homerific"...An epic complex action tale told in a single frame.
When it comes to sailing paintings, anything by Homer or Hopper "would hang". In fact are hanging, though in rotation, I have more prints than I do wall space.
I do have a single small original Homer...a watercolor, a mere postcard sized, signed, #61/200 study of "The Sloop"

Posted by: birddog at July 21, 2023 12:32 PM (uAI4S)

392 Afternoon.

It's late, and I'm sure it has been said already, but it's a little man in a boat and it smells heavily of fish.

Would eat hang.

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at July 21, 2023 03:06 PM (gnZTP)

394 ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT,GENTLY THROUGH THE LAGOON,SEE A BIG SEA MONSTER,THAT WILL MAKE YOU SWOON

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 21, 2023 05:10 PM (wGqjj)

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