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Secret Service Now Tasked with Solving the Mystery: Who Could Have Possibly Left a Bag of Cocaine in the White House?

Can you solve this groovy mystery?


The U.S. Secret Service on Tuesday said it was investigating an "unknown item" found inside the White House complex on Sunday that sources said was described in radio traffic as a cocaine-like substance.

"On Sunday evening, the White House complex went into a precautionary closure as officers from the Secret Service uniformed division investigated an unknown item found inside a work area," Secret Service spokesperson Anthony Guglielmi said in a statement.

...

Sources told ABC News radio traffic from D.C. Fire and EMS described a powdery, cocaine-like substance being found on the White House grounds and the preliminary results from an initial field test.

"We have a result on the [inaudible]" a voice on the traffic can be heard saying. "We have a yellow bar stating cocaine hydrochloride."

The powder was found in the West Wing area of the White House, multiple law enforcement sources told ABC News.

Some visitors are able to tour parts of the West Wing, and tours typically take place on the weekends.

Yeah that must be it. It must be a visitor who went through security with a bag of fucking cocaine in his pocket, and then decided to leave it there.


When asked if there were tours last weekend, the Secret Service would not confirm that, saying: "These are details that are pertinent to our investigation and not something we can get into."

Cocaine hydrochloride can be used as an anesthetic or to control bleeding, but it is also considered to have effects similar to crack cocaine, according to a study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association.

"The physiological and psychoactive effects of cocaine are similar regardless of whether it is in the form of cocaine hydrochloride or crack cocaine (cocaine base)," the study says.

Jazz Shaw points out that initial reports said that the coke was found in the White House residence -- but then the Secret Service kept changing the story to move it further and further away from Joe Biden and his "family."

One of the crazier stories to show up this week (and the competition was fierce) involved a bag of cocaine being found at the White House. For one thing, the story kept changing on a daily basis. It was initially reported that the drugs were found "near" the White House. Later, the WaPo reported that it was found in the White House library, which would have placed it inside the executive mansion. But as the nation celebrated America's birthday, the tale changed yet again. The Secret Service contradicted the library story, saying that the baggie of coke was not in the library. It was found "in a work area in the West Wing." The location was described as being "in a storage facility in a cubby routinely used by White House staff and guests to store cellphones." This would be a very interesting development indeed, particularly since it would limit the possible list of suspects significantly, making a potential investigation easier. Here is more from Redstate.


According to the new report, it was in an area where you would have top aides to Biden or guests.

So if top aides or guests of Joe Biden or his staff stash their stuff there, then the question is: Who put it there? This probably kills the "some random person from a tour brought it in" theory if it was found in that work area location. One would have to imagine that there are cameras and security all over the building. Who is bringing cocaine to the White House? Where are the cameras and the logs of the people who it could have been?

It's a mystery that may never be solved, the Secret Service promised Biden.

James Rosen
@JamesRosenTV

BREAKING: Multiple officials at @USSecretService tell @NEWSMAX
that contrary to more recent published reports, the cocaine was found 'in a work area in the West Wing," not in the @WhiteHouse library--and that the cocaine was "in a baggie" when discovered, not loose or concealed.

The media keeps pushing the idea that this isn't cocaine-cocaine, this is merely "cocaine hydrocholoride," which is an entirely different, medically-justified form of cocaine.

No. Cocaine is made from the paste of the coca plant. It becomes a dry white powder when it is made into the salt of cocaine. Cocaine salt is cocaine hydrochloride -- the common white powder form of the drug.

Wikipedia says:

Cocaine in its purest form is a white, pearly product. Cocaine appearing in powder form is a salt, typically cocaine hydrochloride.

They say "typically," I imagine, because you can make it a salt a lot of different ways.

But the media is lying when they suggest that this is probably just the "medical" form of cocaine. Well, cocaine powder does have a medicinal use and can be prescribed.

Most people who use cocaine, however, are using the drug, let us say, "off-label." Some people, I'm told, just like the way it smells.

At the moment we have no idea who could have left the cocaine powder at the White House.

Unrelated: Hunter Biden once filmed himself smoking crack cocaine behind the wheel of a car, and also another time when he was driving 172 mph.

I'm sure he wasn't on drugs that time. He was just on his way to Vegas, which isn't known as much of a party town.


Hunter Biden apparently filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel of a car in 2018 -- the same year he took a picture of himself driving 172 mph in a Porsche, according to thousands of newly uploaded photos from the first son's abandoned laptop.

Biden, 53, is seen flashing what looks like a crack pipe and smoking it while driving through a residential neighborhood in Arlington, Virginia, on June 12, 2018, according to the photos uploaded by Marco Polo, a nonprofit firm headed by former Donald Trump aide Garrett Ziegler.

Less than two months later, he was seen racing to Las Vegas on August 1, when he took a snap of the car's dashboard, revealing that he was going at least 172 mph.

The pictures were found on Biden's infamous laptop, which also contained messages to multiple women waiting for him to arrive in Sin City for a hot tub party, the Daily Mail reported Sunday.

...

Hunter BidenHunter Biden has admitted to being high while behind the wheel in the past.

...

The Vegas trip appears to have taken place during the weeks-long bender Hunter Biden admitted to going on during a January 2019 conversation with a hooker, which was caught on video when he forgot to turn off his laptop camera after having sex with her.

The speeding incident was only one of several where Biden appeared to disregard traffic and safety laws while snapping photos of himself.

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Posted by: GF at July 05, 2023 12:02 PM (aJxr8)

2 The entire grounds of the WH have to be under CCTV

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 12:03 PM (T90cQ)

3 Hi Ace

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 12:03 PM (t/2Uw)

4 OLD MAN JENKINS???

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 12:03 PM (uH1zk)

5 The Secret Service will be making a far more serious effort to find out who leaked the story than whose bag of coke that belonged to.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 05, 2023 12:04 PM (xxG/v)

6 SNORT!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 12:04 PM (Vwz3I)

7 They can get DNA off that baggie but won't.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 12:04 PM (uH1zk)

8 What can’t Putin do?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2023 12:04 PM (u73oe)

9 We kid about hookers and blow but this guy actually gets to live it.

Posted by: There's a grudging admiration there, despite him being a total scumbag at July 05, 2023 12:04 PM (dE+9W)

10 The irony is that probably the reason the police were called is because they were hoping it was something evil they could pin on the Republicans or white supremacy. Remember envelopes of white powder have been showing up on Republican doorsteps over the last couple of weeks.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 12:05 PM (t/2Uw)

11 There are security cameras all over the WH. Should be the easiest investigation ever.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 05, 2023 12:06 PM (qhabz)

12 I know!

DOCTOR Jill is a dentist!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 12:06 PM (Vwz3I)

13 Hey, remember how there were cameras everywhere on January 6th?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:07 PM (nMXLX)

14

Hunter didnt fuck his young niece, it was someone else who just looked like her.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 05, 2023 12:07 PM (UCNv1)

15 One of Hunter's shell companies may be into "pharmaceuticals".

Posted by: BignJames at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (AwYPR)

16 "These are details that are pertinent to our investigation and not something we can get into."

Right it is always "we must hide all evidence in this active investigation"

Five years later when a dozen smoking guns are destroyed we get "No reasonable prosecutor ..." bull sheet.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (Cus5s)

17 My personal theory is Hunter has been trying to subvert his bastard of a father for years. It’s a good chance he left the coke there on purpose

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (qhabz)

18 DAMN YOU, PUTIN!

Posted by: The Deep State! at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (2tUFv)

19 >>Cocaine in its purest form is a white, pearly product.


**Ears Perk Up**

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (cE/Tp)

20 "Hunter Biden should sue to preserve his good name!"
-DU, definitely

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

21 Workin’ on mysteries without any clues

Posted by: B Seger at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (7RAhE)

22 Hunter Biden in the Library with the Piñata Stick.

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:08 PM (MKYyq)

23 "Rah roh, Ri didn't do rit" exclaimed Scooby Do to the Secret Service when questioned as to if he knew anything about the mysterious bag of dope, and why it was found where it was!

Posted by: tony litwin at July 05, 2023 12:09 PM (M0GgG)

24 DOCTOR Jill is a dentist!!!

--

"Doctor" Jill couldn't explain how teeth work.

Although she could probably cut a circle out of red construction paper and glue cotton balls to the outside edge and then fold it over and tell 2nd graders (or 7th grade inner city kids) that it was a mouth.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:09 PM (nMXLX)

25 No. Cocaine is made from the paste of the coca plant. It becomes a dry white powder when it is made into the salt of cocaine. Cocaine salt is cocaine hydrochloride -- the common white powder form of the drug.

=======

Theory:

Ace is actually Pablo Escobar in hiding.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

26 BREAKING: Multiple officials at @USSecretService tell @NEWSMAX
that contrary to more recent published reports, the cocaine was found 'in a work area in the West Wing," not in the @WhiteHouse library--and that the cocaine was "in a baggie" when discovered, not loose or concealed.


They're saying that because not that many people have access to the library - the work area of the West Wing has a lot more access, thereby directing attention away from Hunter.

Posted by: The Deep State! at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (2tUFv)

27 "Active investigation" is the most important part of all of this.

They're showing you exactly how they function.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (nMXLX)

28 I've definitely got to party with Hunter sometime. I'll have to bring my A game though.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (gf7Ez)

29 saying: "These are details that are pertinent to our investigation and not something we can get into."


lol, we cannot comment about an "ongoing investigation" that may cost our jobs and pensions if we told you what really happened

Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (786Ro)

30 I'll bet the perp was the same guy that attacked Jussie Smollet. If only those racist cops had caught him.

The SS should start with visitors from Chicago.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (eOEVl)

31 Cocaine's a helluva Drug.

Posted by: Zombie Ric James at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (cE/Tp)

32 Yeah, man, but...

@ChrisDJackson
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.

1. Hunter has been at Camp David since Friday. This was found Sunday evening. The WH is searched daily, extensively.

2. The White House Library is included in the White House tour, so it's reasonable to figure a visitor dropped or planted whatever was left.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (jzzG8)

33 Uh... Trump left it! Yeah, no one has been in that room since January 6 2021 and ... and ... that's where Trump was directing the riot, no protest, no the Insurrection! Yeah, that's it! Trump was snorting coke and directing the Insurrection from ... wherever the stuff was found!

Posted by: JB1000 at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (MD3V2)

34 >>No. Cocaine is made from the paste of the coca plant. It becomes a dry white powder when it is made into the salt of cocaine. Cocaine salt is cocaine hydrochloride -- the common white powder form of the drug.

You seem quite well versed in cocaine.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (ZLI7S)

35 BREAKING: Multiple officials at @USSecretService tell @NEWSMAX
that contrary to more recent published reports, the cocaine was found 'in a work area in the West Wing

-

Yes, that's better.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (nMXLX)

36 7 They can get DNA off that baggie but won't.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 12:04 PM (uH1zk)


They can't get DNA or fingerprint evidence off that baggie. It was accidentally burned by the Secret Service ten seconds after it was found. Or so we'll be told.

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (AMIL/)

37 I'm going with Shaggy and Scooby.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (FVME7)

38 Occam's Razor is being used to cut that Colombian white into snortable lines.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (KM/q4)

39 cocaine hydrochloride


or what we used to call cocaine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (aD39U)

40 Joe’s run off to Fire Lake

Posted by: B Seger at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (7RAhE)

41 Theory:

Ace is actually Pablo Escobar in hiding.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

This is war.

Posted by: El Chapo at July 05, 2023 12:11 PM (8OPUa)

42 Yeah that must be it. It must be a visitor who went through security with a bag of fucking cocaine in his pocket, and then decided to leave it there.
++++
Yeah, it's outlandish. To find out the answer to this question should be pretty easy:
1. Identify who is allowed in that does *not* have to go through security, or who have a good relationship with the security staff.
2. Find out when those people entered.
3. Look at the CCTV.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (t0OGg)

43 Although she could probably cut a circle out of red construction paper and glue cotton balls to the outside edge and then fold it over and tell 2nd graders (or 7th grade inner city kids) that it was a mouth.

Doubtful. That requires spatial reasoning, and somehow I doubt that's one of Dr. Jill's strengths.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (eOEVl)

44 I was minding my business when someone a salted me!

Posted by: Coke O'Leaf at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (Vwz3I)

45 2. The White House Library is included in the White House tour, so it's reasonable to figure a visitor dropped or planted whatever was left.

--

IIRC people can lean in the door to look into the library during the tour, but it takes someone special to be allowed to go hang out there and look at porn on his laptop.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (nMXLX)

46 Cocaine salt sounds like it would go well on French fries.

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (8OPUa)

47 When asked if there were tours last weekend, the Secret Service would not confirm that, saying: "These are details that are pertinent to our investigation and not something we can get into."
++++
LOL. Is it still a cover-up when it's so obvious?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (t0OGg)

48
Ace is actually Pablo Escobar in hiding.


The Pablo Esco Bar was Hershey's best selling product in the 1930s.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (fb7jX)

49 [Encore from yesterday's thread on this topic:]

Hunter the whoremonger pathetic
Dropped a baggie that jarred the aesthetic
The cops said "no joke,
This bag's full of coke!"
Au contraire, it's nasal anesthetic!

Posted by: Yeah it's no Muldoon... at July 04, 2023 02:10 PM (dE+9W)

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (MKYyq)

50 Still with the Dummy label? Ace, you have to forgive yourself!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (N3zMI)

51 32 Yeah, man, but...

@ChrisDJackson
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (jzzG
---------
Unrelated: Hunter Biden once filmed himself smoking crack cocaine behind the wheel of a car, and also another time when he was driving 172 mph.

=======

I just have to say that, in some ways, this is my favorite timeline.

The entertainment from our corrupted, decadent elite is just primo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

52 old busted: Vegas!
new hotness: What happens in the White House stays in the White House

Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (786Ro)

53 It's Hillary's....it was with the FBI files.

Posted by: BignJames at July 05, 2023 12:12 PM (AwYPR)

54 Obviously Trump. Duh!!

Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (r3Ami)

55 Seriously why even bother with the pretense? Everyone already knows Hunter is a crack addict.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (eYoxG)

56 Well it certainly wouldn't have been left there by the smartest guy I know.

Posted by: Brandon at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (eHovo)

57 My personal theory is Hunter has been trying to subvert his bastard of a father for years. It’s a good chance he left the coke there on purpose

Yeah, I like archimedes' theory that Hunter is constantly lashing out about the fact that Beau was the Chosen One, while Hunter was relegated to being a mere bagman.

Deliberate sabotage, even if not done consciously.

Posted by: The Deep State! at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (2tUFv)

58 The obvious Prime suspect would be Hunter of course but the Pride celebrators at the WH are my prime.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (cxHZm)

59 Did any of us think the WH was drug free? Just look at Joe's eyes when they have him behind the podium. The sunglasses are a clue.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (yRved)

60 Do White House employees have to go through security?

I could be wrong but I remember not being allowed to bring my purse or a bag with me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (4xF2M)

61 So if top aides or guests of Joe Biden or his staff stash their stuff there, then the question is: Who put it there? This probably kills the "some random person from a tour brought it in" theory if it was found in that work area location. One would have to imagine that there are cameras and security all over the building. Who is bringing cocaine to the White House? Where are the cameras and the logs of the people who it could have been?
++++
'Tis a great mystery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (t0OGg)

62 Pharmaceutical grade coke is awesome. You can stay up for days and not lose it.

Posted by: pawn at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (wsHtO)

63 How is Hunter still alive?? The very definition of reckless

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (M23Y7)

64 Although she could probably cut a circle out of red construction paper and glue cotton balls to the outside edge and then fold it over and tell 2nd graders (or 7th grade inner city kids) that it was a mouth.

Doubtful. That requires spatial reasoning, and somehow I doubt that's one of Dr. Jill's strengths.

Posted by: Archimedes

--

Don't forget that her doctorate is in showing children how to cut shapes out of construction paper.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (nMXLX)

65 But it was NOT Biden's crack smoking (we've seen the pictures and the factual reports) that would have been bringing in a kilo of crack cocaine. Nope, no way. It was probably left by Barron Trump.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 12:13 PM (17s+e)

66 Who brought the booger sugar? Someone has been snorting Peruvian Marching powder in the West Wing Library.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (OgrpQ)

67 We will find out who's coke it was after 1) the trannies manifesto is released 2) the leaker at the Supreme Court is IDed 3) what happened to Amelia Earhart is solved

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (PVx3i)

68 Secret Service

Posted by: L - Pratice makes perfect & speeds the security clearance process. at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (GshMh)

69 >>Ace is actually Pablo Escobar in hiding.


'Sparky', his Cocaine Hippo is a tell.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (cE/Tp)

70 How is Hunter still alive?? The very definition of reckless

-

(lays $20 on table)

The Secret Service has had to use narcan on him before.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (nMXLX)

71 Whose cocaine is it? Place your bets!

BetOnline.ag
@betonline_ag
Who owns the cocaine found in the White House?


Which will be found first, the owner of the white house cocaine, or the leaker in the SCOTUS?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (CecP5)

72 Most people who use cocaine, however, are using the drug, let us say, "off-label." Some people, I'm told, just like the way it smells.
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (t0OGg)

73 Still with the Dummy label? Ace, you have to forgive yourself!

But we don't, right?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (eOEVl)

74 I'll bet the perp was the same guy that attacked Jussie Smollet. If only those racist cops had caught him.

-
It was found with a note reading, "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (FVME7)

75 Cocaine salt sounds like it would go well on French fries.
Posted by: Robert

Rim of a Margherita glass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (l6UsA)

76 White rimmed nostrils are hot. It's a sign of pedigree and privilege.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (Q4IgG)

77 It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says...

Posted by: Fredo Biden at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (flINI)

78 I have to say that a Cocaine Hippo would be awesome.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (aD39U)

79
Here's what's gonna happen:

the found item- now 'evidence'- will go missing

bet me

Posted by: DB - for a brighter tomorrow at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (geLO8)

80 what rhymes with hydrochloride?

Posted by: ZZ-TOP at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (786Ro)

81 You know the MSM will be happy to report that it was left there from the Bush years.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (tPpAz)

82 This is gonna be like the Covid release mystery right? The obvious ignored for 3 years til it can't be ignored anymore?

Posted by: Nova Local at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (exHjb)

83 Isn't the SS responsible for the security of the White House? So, we're gonna make the peeps who fucked up their job find out how they did that? FFS...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (YRsIm)

84 You seem quite well versed in cocaine.
Posted by: JackStraw
========
That's the pot calling snow white if ever there was.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (Vwz3I)

85 >>The obvious Prime suspect would be Hunter


2 / 3 of his kids are KNOWN Cocaine users.

The other one is dead.

I would not discount Joe and Jill as a source.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (cE/Tp)

86 Could a hooker have left the cocaine in the White House? I understand they can be somewhat irresponsible.

Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (RG6z4)

87 @ChrisDJackson
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.


The Left continually exposes their ignorance of the law . Unfortunately a lot of times because they see the law doesn't apply to them.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (cxHZm)

88 Hey, BTW, did our investigative reporters ever find out who shot up Philly this weekend?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (yRved)

89 Speaking of tranny shooters:

Ace, did anyone in the real world/news mention that this is the second year in a row we've had a tranny commit a mass shooting against normal people on Independence Day?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (nMXLX)

90 I'd also like to point out junkies don't generally lose their stash.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (4xF2M)

91 I am guessing that after a lot of calculation and showing of cards, it will turn out to have been Colonel Mustard.

(I bet the Secret Service Protective agents REALLY EFFIN' LOVE TO BE SET UP TO LIE AND FAIL)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (xhaym)

92 Norms are...

[ ] Restored
[ x ] Not Quite Restored

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (8OPUa)

93 Some party has decided to put some pressure on Biden. Some party with compatriots at high levels in the WH and the press.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (qrIpd)

94 At the moment we have no idea who could have left the cocaine powder at the White House.

Unrelated: Hunter Biden once filmed himself smoking crack cocaine behind the wheel of a car, and also another time when he was driving 172 mph.

++++
LOL.

Hunter is an obvious point for speculation for sure. But I sincerely doubt that he's the only cokehead in heart of the executive offices. It might be easier to start by ruling out who it *couldn't* be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (t0OGg)

95
Too bad they don't have cameras filming practically every square inch of the White House.

Esp. the areas with any sort of public access.

Maybe then the Secret Service could solve this impossible mystery.

But, they don't, so I guess we'll never know.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (fb7jX)

96 We will find out who's coke it was after 1) the trannies manifesto is released 2) the leaker at the Supreme Court is IDed 3) what happened to Amelia Earhart is solved

*cough*what am I, chopped liver?*cough*

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (eOEVl)

97 they are covering up something else

sumptin really nasty

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (us2H3)

98 86 Could a hooker have left the cocaine in the White House? I understand they can be somewhat irresponsible.
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (RG6z4)

=======

"He's just a private individual! Unlike the Covington Kid."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

99 either that, or the item will never see the light of day, because the 'investigation' will remain open until the end of time

Posted by: DB - for a brighter tomorrow at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (geLO8)

100 Unrelated: Hunter Biden once filmed himself smoking crack cocaine behind the wheel of a car, and also another time when he was driving 172 mph.

I'm sure he wasn't on drugs that time. He was just on his way to Vegas, which isn't known as much of a party town.

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He was merely auditioning for a cameo in "Fast and Furious 69: Beijing Drift."

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (MKYyq)

101 @ChrisDJackson
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.
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I hope he does too. Discovery bitchez... and libel laws for a public figure. This guy is one stupid ignorant cock sucker.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (17s+e)

102 I think it was probably a drop and someone got wise.

These guys can't be seen around anyone that is suspect.

I always wondered how Bamy got his shit.

Posted by: pawn at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (wsHtO)

103 If there was such a thing as an opposition party, they'd be zeroing out the SS budget as we speak.

You want security? Pay it out of your own damned pocket, scumbag.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (AW0uW)

104 It's Buttgig's.

He likes to sniff it off erect cocks and then go for the mouth freeze.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (Xt8DX)

105 I saw nothing!

Posted by: Cameras covering every square inch of WH at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (f9EvM)

106 Theory:

Ace is actually Pablo Escobar in hiding.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

Under the clever alias of Esco Pablobar.

Posted by: Nobody will ever figure it out at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (dE+9W)

107 Imagine a Hippo on blow. Wow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (l6UsA)

108 Hunter is an obvious point for speculation for sure. But I sincerely doubt that he's the only cokehead in heart of the executive offices. It might be easier to start by ruling out who it *couldn't* be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (t0OGg)

This is obv to make Joe uncomfortable.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 12:18 PM (qrIpd)

109 Wikipedia says:

Cocaine in its purest form is a white, pearly product. Cocaine appearing in powder form is a salt, typically cocaine hydrochloride.
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Based on Wikipedia's track record, look for this to be edited to fit with the new, correct narrative.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 05, 2023 12:18 PM (fs1hN)

110 This will get 'solved' right after the SCOTUS Leaker is Unmasked.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:18 PM (cE/Tp)

111 @96 Jimmy Hoffa might actually have been chopped liver

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2023 12:18 PM (PVx3i)

112 If stonewalling doesn't work (it will), we'll be told the initial cocaine test was sloppily performed by a new-hire in the Secret Service. A second test at the World-Class FBI Laboratory proves the powder is powdered sugar.

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2023 12:18 PM (AMIL/)

113 Do White House employees have to go through security?

Intense security.

Source, I watched someone go through security to get into the OEOB (part of the White House complex) who worked in the OEOB.

Posted by: The Deep State! at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (2tUFv)

114 Hunt lives to torture his father & some others, imo.

Posted by: L - Pratice makes perfect & speeds the security clearance process. at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (GshMh)

115 Any way to pin this on Trump?

Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (RG6z4)

116 Wikipedia says:

Cocaine in its purest form is a white, pearly product. Cocaine appearing in powder form is a salt, typically cocaine hydrochloride.

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"and is airborne, often persisting on surfaces like library desks for years after Trump left office."

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (nMXLX)

117 I keep seeing headlines and text that say Hunter is a recovering addict. Really? How does anyone know? If anyone of the Bidens has said this, you know it is a lie. Maybe I'm too suspicious. We all know that addicts never relapse and lie about it.

Don Jr.!

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (oiNtH)

118 they are covering up something else

sumptin really nasty

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (us2H3)

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Put me down for "a dead hooker."

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (MKYyq)

119 I saw something on the History or Discovery Channel (must be true, like the internet) where St. Franklin the Roosevelt used to get a little nasal rubdown with the coke. So see, that coke is 80 years old, belonged to a disabled man, and he won WW2 single handed. Should be in a museum, not being questioned by a bunch of MAGA haters.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (rLD7a)

120 Geez, cool it Hunter. Joo might have a problem.

Posted by: Tony Montana at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (gmo/4)

121 Ace - You are the farthest thing from a big dummy, but the Lamont moniker cracks me up. I watched me some Sanford and Son over the holiday weekend. Redd Foxx was hilarious…. Always clutching his chest claiming it was the “big one” and of course calling Lamont a big dummy. Classic….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (M23Y7)

122 Maybe it was foot powder.

Wasn't that in a movie? Don't remember.

Posted by: Cameras covering every square inch of WH at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (f9EvM)

123 101 @ChrisDJackson
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.
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I hope he does too. Discovery bitchez... and libel laws for a public figure. This guy is one stupid ignorant cock sucker.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM

What are the damages? And yes, discovery would be lit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (4xF2M)

124 I hung out with Charlie Sheen and Dennis Rodman at The Pablo Esco Bar in LaJolla in 2013

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (flINI)

125 I know who left it there....Trump!!!
Pfft....
I'm sure the Secret Service will do a bang up job in discovering who that llello belongs to.

Posted by: Dick Turpin at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (kJ3m1)

126 I guar-an-tee it was Pete Boot-edge-edge. Totes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (bkUtD)

127 The entire grounds of the WH have to be under CCTV

Ewww. I feel sorry for the female staff.

Secret Service as Biden wanders around nude: "COBRA, COBRA, COBRA"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (p8A+W)

128 Coke in the White House.

Out of Wedlock child born to stripper mother.

Bribes.

Murder.

International Intrigue.

Sounds like a fantastic soap box drama for the ages.

Normals restored.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (6Tc2R)

129 Jimmy Hoffa might actually have been chopped liver

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2023 12:18 PM (PVx3i)

Fish chum.

Posted by: BignJames at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (AwYPR)

130 32 Yeah, man, but...

@ChrisDJackson
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.

1. Hunter has been at Camp David since Friday. This was found Sunday evening. The WH is searched daily, extensively.

2. The White House Library is included in the White House tour, so it's reasonable to figure a visitor dropped or planted whatever was left.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (jzzG


Hahahagahagagghahahahah
Lololololololololololo

Posted by: Occams razor at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (eggM4)

131 I like all the modified limited hangouts we're getting with this story.
1st, it's was implied it was "medical" cocaine.
2nd, implied merely found on the grounds, maybe was tossed over the fence. By some random passersby, you know?
3rd, it was said it was in the library. Maybe a tourist on part of the public tour, who knows?!
4th, it's now a "storage cubby." Implying it's like in the employee locker room, coked-up kitchen staff dontcha know.

My favorite is the rabid leftie, back when it was #3, angrily demanding Hunter sue the shit out of everyone saying it was his because "in the library with Colonel Mustard--visited by the public" proved it could not have been Hunter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (29rl5)

132 It will go into the same round file used for the Jan 5th DC bomber.

Posted by: Fisht at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ZRarh)

133 Hunter is paying his child support with paintings that are worthless unless buyers are trying to launder money to Hunter. He again gets away with not paying up what he owes.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (t/2Uw)

134 What are the damages? And yes, discovery would be lit.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:20 PM (4xF2M)
++++
"Discovery will be lit" is something that has never been true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (t0OGg)

135 90 I'd also like to point out junkies don't generally lose their stash.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (4xF2M)


Trump planted that baggie!

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (AMIL/)

136 Too bad they don't have cameras filming practically every square inch of the White House.

Esp. the areas with any sort of public access.

Maybe then the Secret Service could solve this impossible mystery.

But, they don't, so I guess we'll never know.

Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (fb7jX)
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SS has their crack team on it: Agents Shaggy and Scooby.

Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (G0vdT)

137 Seriously why even bother with the pretense? Everyone already knows Hunter is a crack addict.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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Whut? That sounds like disinformation.

Posted by: LIV at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ABY7r)

138 Things which will never be solved:

1. Judge Crater's dissapearance
2. Who killed Jimmy Hoffa
3. Why the Kennedy autopsy results are classified
4. Who the Jan 5th bomber was
5. Why Ray Epps was never prosecuted
6. Who the SCOTUS leaker was
7. Why Hunter forgot his coke at the White House.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (CecP5)

139 Kyle Smith
@rkylesmith

357 Former Intelligence Chiefs Sign Open Letter Blaming Russians for Cocaine in White House Library

Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (NpAcC)

140 115 Any way to pin this on Trump?
Posted by: Weasel
_________

Yes.

Posted by: The 99% of FBI Agents Who Are So Fucking Honest That It Boggles The Mind at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (gf7Ez)

141 It's hard out here on a pimp

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ZLI7S)

142 Let's hope that Biden kills himself without killing anyone else in the process.

And no, it really doesn't matter which Biden I'm talking about.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ou9hh)

143 Hunter is an obvious point for speculation for sure.

But then again, there's an entire West Wing full of entitled, recent college graduates and journalists playing at world politics.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ptElO)

144 Any way to pin this on Trump?

Posted by: Weasel



Probably not but it should be enough for another Mar-a-Lago raid.

Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (786Ro)

145 Patriot Front is up to their old, white supremacist's tricks again: same guys planted the bombs at RNC/DNC on January 6, as planted the blow here. Using their phase interrupters to defeat CCTV. They'll never catch these guys.
Don't let those pleated Dickies and aviator rims fool you: these guys are pros.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (7Fj9P)

146 67 We will find out who's coke it was after 1) the trannies manifesto is released 2) the leaker at the Supreme Court is IDed 3) what happened to Amelia Earhart is solved
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2023 12:14 PM (PVx3i)
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Let's toss in 4) DB Cooper, 5) Black Dahlia, and 6) The Gardner Museum Heist

Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (2bFN5)

147 Theory:
Ace is actually Pablo Escobar in hiding.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:09 PM (LvTSG)


Nah, then he would be "As de picas" and when he wasn't that he would be calling himself "el Chavo"

And then burning cobs alive when something gets posted wrong because "that's how you maintain discipline"

Also, I can't see Ace running for a seat in the Colombian Chamber of Deputies

Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (xhaym)

148 Hunter sure reminds me of another sterling scion of a big shot family…guy named Uday.

Posted by: Tom McCarthy at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (qo1ZS)

149 Whut? That sounds like disinformation.
Posted by: LIV at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ABY7r)



It certainly has all the hallmarks.

Posted by: CIA at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (aD39U)

150 Joe "I told you to get rid of everything."
SS agent "we got rid of the dead Russian and Chinese hookers, the sex toys and the crack pipes. We missed the blow"
Joe " who are you again?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (PVx3i)

151 136 Too bad they don't have cameras filming practically every square inch of the White House.

Esp. the areas with any sort of public access.

Maybe then the Secret Service could solve this impossible mystery.

But, they don't, so I guess we'll never know.

Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (fb7jX)
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SS has their crack team on it: Agents Shaggy and Scooby.

Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (G0vdT)

I thought, based on munchies, Shaggy was more into ganga.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

152 what rhymes with hydrochloride?
Posted by: ZZ-TOP at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM

"like this hoe-ride"

You have to think like a rapper.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (kjOVp)

153 I'd be looking for a pair of Jill's panties in the room where they found the coke

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (us2H3)

154 “Security clearances are not mandated for the President, Vice President, Members of Congress, Supreme Court Justices, or other constitutional officers,” a recent Congressional Research Service report explains. “The criteria for election or appointment to these positions are specified in the U.S. Constitution, and except by constitutional amendment, no additional criteria (e.g., holding a security clearance) may be required.” Federation of American Scientists, and others

Posted by: L - Pratice makes perfect & speeds the security clearance process. at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (GshMh)

155 If there was such a thing as an opposition party, they'd be zeroing out the SS budget as we speak.

You want security? Pay it out of your own damned pocket, scumbag.


Why not Wagner PMC to handle Biden's security?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (p8A+W)

156 I think the real intrigue here is, who the hell ratted them out?

I mean, if I was a dem who worked there and saw a baggie of white powder I would have just told Hunter he dropped his stash.

Someone was intentionally stirring shit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (f9EvM)

157 I'd be looking for a pair of Jill's panties in the room where they found the coke

That is sick. Get help.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (p8A+W)

158 152 what rhymes with hydrochloride?
Posted by: ZZ-TOP at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM


step mother on the side

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (us2H3)

159 Hunter sure reminds me of another sterling scion of a big shot family…guy named Uday.
Posted by: Tom McCarthy


Roger Clinton

Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (+6bUL)

160 Secret Service can't crack the case? They're going to blow it?

Easy peasy. Bring in the Top. Men. of the FBI. They'll have it solved in years, if not decades.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (a3Q+t)

161 >>>I'd also like to point out junkies don't generally lose their stash.

Posted by: CaliGirl

Considering he is the smartest person Biden knows, you are absolutely correct!

My guess is he was snorting coke on the Resolute Desk while Daddy was in Wilmington.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (bkUtD)

162 137 Seriously why even bother with the pretense? Everyone already knows Hunter is a crack addict.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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Whut? That sounds like disinformation.
Posted by: LIV at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ABY7r)
======

Malinformation.

Get it right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

163 Any way to pin this on Trump?

Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 12:19 PM (RG6z4)

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"Unexpectedly, initial reports were wrong. The substance has now been identified as combination of Ricin and Anthrax smuggled in by Trump on Putin's behalf to assassinate Chairman F. Joe! Attempted Murder, most foul!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (+GUcx)

164 Here in Portland, we worry most about imaginary problems!

Portland Is Unprepared for the Wave of Transgender Kids Arriving Without Housing

They're fleeing evil red states, of course.

One in every five transgender people has been homeless at some point because of family rejection, discrimination and violence, according to the National Center for Transgender Equality. Of the 1.6 million homeless youth in America, up to 40% might be transgender, the NCTE says.

Uh, huh.

The article does let reality intrude, however.

For a perspective, the annual point-in-time count of homeless people in Multnomah County reported 80 transgender people unsheltered during one week in 2022, the latest year available. That’s almost double the 42 counted in 2019.

Portland officially has more than 5,000 homeless people.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)

165 I thought it was foot powder! I've got a monkey on my foot!

Posted by: Mr Carlson - The Big Guy at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (3vCGB)

166 what rhymes with hydrochloride?
Posted by: ZZ-TOP at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM


step mother on the side
Posted by: REDACTED


Standing ovation 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (+6bUL)

167 Have wee ruled out those meddlesome kids...

...and their dog?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (kXYt5)

168 I think the real intrigue here is, who the hell ratted them out?

-

I said it earlier, but I think it was Hunter. They WANT us to know they can do anything they want.

Like wagyu beef, cars that work, air travel, etc., it's no fun if people don't know who has the actual power.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (nMXLX)

169 Things which will never be solved:

1. Judge Crater's dissapearance
2. Who killed Jimmy Hoffa
3. Why the Kennedy autopsy results are classified
4. Who the Jan 5th bomber was
5. Why Ray Epps was never prosecuted
6. Who the SCOTUS leaker was
7. Why Hunter forgot his coke at the White House.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (CecP5)

8. What is in the Nashville tranny manifesto

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (M23Y7)

170 I'd be looking for a pair of Jill's panties in the room where they found the coke


The jokes on you, Jill goes commando.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (aD39U)

171 If stonewalling doesn't work (it will), we'll be told the initial cocaine test was sloppily performed by a new-hire in the Secret Service. A second test at the World-Class FBI Laboratory proves the powder is powdered sugar.
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A news chyron here this morning said the D.C. Fire Dept. did the testing.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (Vwz3I)

172 161 >>>I'd also like to point out junkies don't generally lose their stash.

Posted by: CaliGirl

Considering he is the smartest person Biden knows, you are absolutely correct!

My guess is he was snorting coke on the Resolute Desk while Daddy was in Wilmington.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (bkUtD)

He should try snorting the carbonated stuff...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

173 FDR was prescribed cocaine to treat his chronic sinus trouble.


It's been there since the 1940s.

Posted by: Archer at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (gmo/4)

174 I'd be looking for a pair of Jill's panties in the room where they found the coke
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (us2H3)

Assuming Jill wears panties.

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (8OPUa)

175 Under the clever alias of Esco Pablobar.
Posted by: Nobody will ever figure it out at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (dE+9W)
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Back up alias: Lamont, el Gran Idiota?

Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (2bFN5)

176 >>> I'd be looking for a pair of Jill's panties in the room where they found the coke


I imagine she doesn't wear panties. I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (bkUtD)

177 86 Could a hooker have left the cocaine in the White House? I understand they can be somewhat irresponsible.
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 12:15 PM (RG6z4)
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Classic relevant scene from "True Romance" (language warning): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly_ZOAq6v4&t=30

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (ssESX)

178 Too bad they don't have cameras filming practically every square inch of the White House.

Esp. the areas with any sort of public access.

Maybe then the Secret Service could solve this impossible mystery.

But, they don't, so I guess we'll never know.

Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 05, 2023 12:16 PM (fb7jX)


Come for the funny comments, stay for the biting sarcasm.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (CecP5)

179
So the Deep State's biggest task here is to get their own story straight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 12:25 PM (lCaJd)

180
Why did they find this now? Coincidence? Coup de jour?

Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (j4U/Z)

181 But the absolutely flabbergasting part is, can you imagine the holy nuclear DEFCON 1 shitstorm if even a spec of coke was found within 100 yards of Trump?

But here, a bag of coke in the personal, private quarters of the West Wing-- no big deal, could've been a million ways it got there. Oh well.
Whatever new excuse Biden gives that replaces the old one is the New Truth.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (29rl5)

182 I'm more curious what distraction the junta will cook up to deflect attention away from Hunter's coke.

Guess it's time to arrest Trump. Again.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (Q4IgG)

183 165 I thought it was foot powder! I've got a monkey on my foot!
Posted by: Mr Carlson - The Big Guy

Thank you. I knew I had seen it in a movie or tv. Could not remember who.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (f9EvM)

184 I'd also like to point out junkies don't generally lose their stash.

Hunter abandoned drugs, his driver's license, and other stuff in a rental car that he turned back in.

He has a real habit of "losing" things.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (2tUFv)

185 That place is no doubt under constant surveillance. They know who it was that left it. And I'd bet this isn't the first instance of something like that being found in the WH.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (YRsIm)

186 I'd also like to point out junkies don't generally lose their stash.

-

He didn't lose it. He left it in the library where he likes to hang out.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (nMXLX)

187 'Member when the Bush twins had a drink while underaged? I 'member

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (flINI)

188 164 Portland Is Unprepared for the Wave of Transgender Kids Arriving Without Housing

They're fleeing evil red states, of course.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)

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This sounds like a reason to jack up business taxes and force everyone to shovel more money into crony pockets for a "Transgender Affirming Center" that will get built in 30 years and billions of dollars over budget.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

189 >>Nah, then he would be "As de picas" and when he wasn't that he would be calling himself "el Chavo"


Chuy. I knew he was Mexican cartel when he let that one slip out.

Probably has a convertible '68 low rider with a lift kit.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (ZLI7S)

190 "Damn, first the gun shit, and then the lap top. Now this shit. Man, I gotta get my shit squared away. Hope they changed the linens in the Lincoln Bedroom".

Hunter Biden, former Naval Officer and heir apparent

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (rLD7a)

191 4th, it's now a "storage cubby." Implying it's like in the employee locker room, coked-up kitchen staff dontcha know.

In contrast to the usual Cabal op where the entire media is instantly on the same page with the final conclusions, which always implicate Trump.

That they aren't on the same page seems to implicate Donald Trump.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (ptElO)

192 >>>I'd also like to point out junkies don't generally lose their stash.



Now do their Laptops.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (cE/Tp)

193 I'm more curious what distraction the junta will cook up to deflect attention away from Hunter's coke.

A nuclear plant in Ukraine comes to mind.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (2tUFv)

194 White supremacists are white.

Cocaine is white.

You do the math.... I know but this is more of a word problem.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (17s+e)

195 ... One in every five transgender people has been homeless at some point because of family rejection, discrimination and violence, according to the National Center for Transgender Equality. ...
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)
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I'd like to see the evidence behind that statement - that homeless trannies are on the streets because of "discrimination and violence." Family rejection strikes me as more likely, but that doesn't lead directly vagrancy.

Mental illness and drug abuse are *extremely* strongly correlated with vagrancy, though, and I'd love to see the overlap on that particular Venn Diagram.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (t0OGg)

196 "Too bad they don't have cameras filming practically every square inch of the White House.

Esp. the areas with any sort of public access.

Maybe then the Secret Service could solve this impossible mystery.



Unfortunately the security system had a glitch so that it did not record the areas in question during the time in question. Darn the luck!

Posted by: Ripley at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (KrJTL)

197 Story takes attention away from Joe's corruption and on to his poor hopelessly addicted son. What's a caring step-mother to do.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (RqMSv)

198 32 Yeah, man, but...

@ChrisDJackson
I hope Hunter sues the hell out of everyone suggesting this. A couple points here.

1. Hunter has been at Camp David since Friday. This was found Sunday evening. The WH is searched daily, extensively.

2. The White House Library is included in the White House tour, so it's reasonable to figure a visitor dropped or planted whatever was left.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2023 12:10 PM (jzzG


The Secret Service's explosive- and drug-detection dogs assigned to the tourist entrance were all out on sick leave the last week of June and July 1.
- KJP

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (AMIL/)

199 And then burning cobs alive when something gets posted wrong because "that's how you maintain discipline"

Also, I can't see Ace running for a seat in the Colombian Chamber of Deputies
Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM


Usually it's one of the CoBs fixing the close tags.

And we do have Chuy running for US Congress.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (a3Q+t)

200 Does Fatty Ana Navarro have access to the White House? If so it could be icing sugar.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (sB9Kv)

201 Can you say "Bunter Hiden"? I knew you could.

And regarding these so-called reporters using "dashboard" when they mean "instrument panel": The old term "dashboard," I think, dated to the days of buckboards and covered wagons, denoting a wooden panel that was intended to keep splashes ("dashes") of mud and muck off the passengers' clothing. The term carried over to automobiles, since a lot of the early auto makers came from the wagon-building world (see: "Studebaker"). That nearly-level panel that extends inward from the base of your windshield is the "dashboard." The arrangement of instruments and gauges is the "instrument panel."

So your speed would not be visible from the dashboard, but from the instruments.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (J2vNu)

202 One in every five transgender people has been homeless at some point because of family rejection, discrimination and violence

--

Also being crazy and impossible to live with.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (nMXLX)

203 In fairness, I don't think we should automatically assume it was Hunter's cocaine.

Joe's daughter, Ashley, is a well-known coke whore, as well as Hallie Biden, the widow of his son Beau, who Hunter was banging the grief out of immediately after they shoveled dirt on his coffin.

Sooooo many suspects.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (8LP6B)

204 @42

>>Identify who is allowed in that does *not* have to go through security, or who have a good relationship with the security staff.

The only people that are able to get in and out of the WH while by-passing security checks and scans are the President and his family.

Pretty much everyone else gets processed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (rc3Z7)

205 I heard it was 33 grams.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (exeWe)

206 >> I'd also like to point out junkies don't generally lose their stash.


There's a great Sonic Youth cut on one of their LPs that is a phone convo with Mike Watt (Minutemen/fIREHOSE) where they are trying to figure out what happened to his stash after the last show.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (cE/Tp)

207 184 I'd also like to point out junkies don't generally lose their stash.

Hunter abandoned drugs, his driver's license, and other stuff in a rental car that he turned back in.

He has a real habit of "losing" things.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (2tUFv)


This. He's just one of those guys who just leaves shit everywhere expecting someone to cover for him.

Anyone not named Biden would be in jail by now.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (eggM4)

208 Leave poor Hunter alone. His brother just died.

Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (r3Ami)

209 White House Statement of Clarification: The cocaine was found in the OTHER White House, which, by the way, is racist.

Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (RG6z4)

210 Portland Is Unprepared for the Wave of Transgender Kids Arriving Without Housing

They're fleeing evil red states, of course. ...
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)
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Of course. Time for Portland to raise local taxes and then sue Florida to finance a refund of the new local taxes to the taxpayers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (t0OGg)

211 I mean the it's Hunter's coke joke is oblig, but really who in that WH isn't on drugs?

Posted by: blaster at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (pwExq)

212 They should turn this into a board game:

Clue! The White House Edition!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (YIVH2)

213 Cocaine is mother's milk to an old skank like Dr. Jill.

She uses it to get moist as her vjayjay is one dusty pooter and Hunter don't like to itch.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (XqIlw)

214 At what point does the WH press reporters go in full revolt after the press secretary tells them the SS hasn't found any answers despite being one of the most secure locations in the Nation.

Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (G0vdT)

215 195 ... One in every five transgender people has been homeless at some point because of family rejection, discrimination and violence, according to the National Center for Transgender Equality. ...
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)
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I'd like to see the evidence behind that statement - that homeless trannies are on the streets because of "discrimination and violence." Family rejection strikes me as more likely, but that doesn't lead directly vagrancy.

Mental illness and drug abuse are *extremely* strongly correlated with vagrancy, though, and I'd love to see the overlap on that particular Venn Diagram.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM (t0OGg)

Could also just be an excuse to run yet another eugenics program on the homeless/mentally ill population.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (eYoxG)

216 Big mystery, you know in what is probably one of the most highly surveilled places on the planet.

Maybe they'll put this videotape in the same place they hid the J6 tapes?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (ATSTk)

217 oh, fuck man, Jill wears panties

she probs has curlies sticking out of the edge

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (us2H3)

218 His being Thurston Moore.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (cE/Tp)

219 Trannies flashing their t*ts on the WH lawn, baggies of cocaine in the West Wing...pretty soon, I'm going to start to doubt that respectability has been restored at the White House. What's next? Hunter's House of Hookers Brothel and Drug Den at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (sVtYq)

220 Seriously why even bother with the pretense? Everyone already knows Hunter is a crack addict.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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Whut? That sounds like disinformation.
Posted by: LIV at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (ABY7r)

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"51 current & former U.S. intelligence "experts" have signed the letter saying this has all the earmarks of Don Jr. -- and that Hunter Biden has only ever had a medical marijuana problem after his brother Beau died in combat while in Iraq."

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (3yOOZ)

221 Mental illness and drug abuse are *extremely* strongly correlated with vagrancy, though, and I'd love to see the overlap on that particular Venn Diagram.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:27 PM


Venn Diagrams are my wheelhouse, buddy.

Posted by: Kamala! at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (a3Q+t)

222 Hunter Biden, former Naval Officer and heir apparent

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (rLD7a)

Had his discharge paper framed and hung.

Posted by: BignJames at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (AwYPR)

223 We have a library?! Anyways, that puts me in the clear.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (CaJIi)

224 184 I'd also like to point out junkies don't generally lose their stash.

Hunter abandoned drugs, his driver's license, and other stuff in a rental car that he turned back in.

He has a real habit of "losing" things.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:26 PM (2tUFv)

---------------------------------

Most junkies don't have people in high places able to bail them out and hush things up.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (uPgE/)

225 >>Now do their Laptops.

I don't think personal responsibility is high on the list of junkie attributes.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)

226 "For a perspective, the annual point-in-time count of homeless people in Multnomah County reported 80 transgender people unsheltered during one week in 2022, the latest year available. That’s almost double the 42 counted in 2019.

Portland officially has more than 5,000 homeless people."

So Transers are .016% of the homeless population.

Well, at least it tracks with the rest of the demographics.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (ou9hh)

227 At the moment JFK took one in the head, Jackie climbed out of her seat to the rear hood of the car to retrieve a piece of his skull-

if he was shot from behind, how did a piece of his skull fly backwards

Posted by: DB - for a brighter tomorrow at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (geLO8)

228 I'd also like to point out junkies don't generally lose their stash.

Posted by: CaliGirl

Yes they do. Real master level junkies reach a point where they intentionally act flippant about throwing it around. I think to show that they do not care and are not addicted.

I have seen them toss it around like it was flour at a pizzeria.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (f9EvM)

229
The Secret Service will be making a far more serious effort to find out who leaked the story than whose bag of coke that belonged to.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie

==========

See, this is the problem when you don't have FBI, DOJ, DHS, DOD, NSA, and CIA control of the news.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (lCaJd)

230 >>>Joe's daughter, Ashley, is a well-known coke whore, as well as Hallie Biden, the widow of his son Beau, who Hunter was banging the grief out of immediately after they shoveled dirt on his coffin.



Ashley was showering with it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (bkUtD)

231 202 One in every five transgender people has been homeless at some point because of family rejection, discrimination and violence

--

Also being crazy and impossible to live with.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (nMXLX)

Worse than vegans?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (N39Ws)

232 It's been a very long time since my high school chemistry, but as I recall the term "salt" is like "acid," in that it refers to a range of different substances or compounds that go way beyond the common expression. So I'd think this cocaine salt does not have any sodium chloride in it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (J2vNu)

233 This makes me wonder if a dealer/connection left it for hunter in a prearranged drop spot?

Again, junkies don't lose their stash. was someone (hunter) using and an agent came in and he had to abandon his drugs quickly?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (4xF2M)

234 Things which will never be solved:

1. Judge Crater's dissapearance
2. Who killed Jimmy Hoffa
3. Why the Kennedy autopsy results are classified
4. Who the Jan 5th bomber was
5. Why Ray Epps was never prosecuted
6. Who the SCOTUS leaker was
7. Why Hunter forgot his coke at the White House.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (CecP5)

8. What is in the Nashville tranny manifesto

Posted by: LinusVanPelt

9. With only 135 million registered voters in 2020 how were there 153 million votes for president

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (17s+e)

235 The media keeps pushing the idea that this isn't cocaine-cocaine, this is merely "cocaine hydrocholoride," which is an entirely different, medically-justified form of cocaine.


Wasn't the World's Greatest Consulting Detective (no, not that Belgie fop) addicted to a "seven percent solution" of cocaine hydrochloride?

Posted by: Fox2! at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (4GxJn)

236 If it does come out that it was Hunter's stash:


HUNTER'S COKE BAG IS BRINGING THE BIDEN FAMILY CLOSER

How the Secret Service went looking for a crime to solve, and found a FATHER'S LOVE FOR HIS SON instead

-- The Atlantic

Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (786Ro)

237 Empsom salts.
Cocaine salts.
Plutonium salts.

Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (3Or4S)

238 107 Imagine a Hippo on blow. Wow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 05, 2023 12:17 PM (l6UsA)

*************

We had been recommending a rejection of your acceptance into the Galatic Federation but now we'll have to reconsider, provided that Hippos on Blow becomes a thing with your planet.

Posted by: The Gray Aliens at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (xxG/v)

239 SS only investigative agency? They've had their problems, one of them could be involved.

Don Jr., AKA "Cokeahontas", accidentally left part of his stash behind!

Your little nickname makes no sense and sounds racist.

Either someone on a tour group or a staffer. No reasonable person thinks Biden was getting done up on Bolivian bingo dust. Then again, our opponents aren't exactly known for their reasonable approach to situations...

First thing we think of is that this shit was planted by the Garbage party because that's their MO: lieing, planting evidence, cheating and then lieing some more! Thats why tfg fits in so well, he's right at home, as a matter of fact tfg is head Garbage man.

Planted by a ratfucking, GOP operative, because any real cocaine user knows exactly where their shit is at all times. (Believe me, I know.)

Nobody leaves cocaine, must have been planted.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (JCZqz)

240 208 Leave poor Hunter alone. His brother just died.
____

Plus, he's the president's child. He's JUST A CHILD!!!!!!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (fs1hN)

241 208 Leave poor Hunter alone. His brother just died.
Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (r3Ami)

Iraq is a helluva drug

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (us2H3)

242 1/5 trannies are homeless. Just like women earn 77 cents on the dollar and 1/3 of women are beaten by their husbands on Super Bowl Sunday.
The news says it so it must be true,

Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (r3Ami)

243 oh, fuck man, Jill wears panties

she probs has curlies sticking out of the edge
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (us2H3)

That's hot.

Posted by: Hunter B. at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (8OPUa)

244 If this was Trump, you wouldn't even be able to turn on Sesame Street without "breaking news!" interruption updates on Trump's cocaine habit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (29rl5)

245 So the Secret Service are bigger tools than the FBI?

Shocking? No.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (DcKNO)

246 It’s a groovy mystery! Sounds like a job for Scooby and the gang.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (xTRSc)

247 86 Could a hooker have left the cocaine in the White House? I understand they can be somewhat irresponsible.

does fang fang have an alibi?

Posted by: anachronda at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (v3pYe)

248 So Transers are .016% of the homeless population.

Well, at least it tracks with the rest of the demographics.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (ou9hh)
+++++
80/5000 == 0.016, which is 1.6%. Not a large percentage, but likely much higher than the total population (pre-fad, anyway).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (t0OGg)

249 This cocaine thing will remain under investigation, with no one being able to comment, for as long as it takes the public to drop it and move on to something else

Posted by: DB - for a brighter tomorrow at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (geLO8)

250 Also being crazy and impossible to live with.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (nMXLX)

Worse than vegans?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (N39Ws)


They make Crossfitters seem interesting.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (aD39U)

251 >>>oh, fuck man, Jill wears panties

she probs has curlies sticking out of the edge
Posted by: REDACTED


It's okay, they're mesh.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (bkUtD)

252 Anyone know the whereabouts of Biden's dog, Commander? It could be the dog's coke. Commander leaves all kinds of surprises around the WH.


Posted by: Archer at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (gmo/4)

253 The idea that a "visitor" would think, "Oh, I should bring my cocaine, because you never know" is so flat-out stupid that...I'm sure Liberals believe it wholeheartedly.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (p+1gI)

254 Mental illness and drug abuse are *extremely* strongly correlated with vagrancy, though, and I'd love to see the overlap on that particular Venn Diagram.

Yes, people with severe untreated mental illness (i.e. transgenders) are more likely to be homeless.

Fortunately, there aren't that many transgenders.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (2tUFv)

255 Trannies flashing their t*ts on the WH lawn, baggies of cocaine in the West Wing...pretty soon, I'm going to start to doubt that respectability has been restored at the White House. What's next? Hunter's House of Hookers Brothel and Drug Den at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (sVtYq)

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Next up from the Rear Dispatch:

------

"The Conservative Case for Treason, Tranny-Tits Flashing, Hookers, and Blow ... but mostly Tranny-Tits Flashing, Hookers, and Blow."

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (8LQgp)

256 Related: The Story of Little Toot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxJgWJaSHEU

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (l8gTz)

257 The drug war has been a disaster for this country.

Yeah, it's fun to point and laugh at Biden's junkie son. Scumbag deserves it.

But since drug laws evidently don't apply to the rich and privileged, shouldn't we be discussing whether they should exist at all, rather than simply crowing about this administration's hypocrisy?

The government has proven it cannot be trusted to enforce such lopsided laws fairly.

Elites bring coke into the West Wing knowing they will face no prosecution even if they get caught.

Meanwhile, our jails are full of young men who got pinched slinging dime bags. Not to mention all the gun violence connected to street dealing.

Stinks to high heaven. End the war on drugs.

Posted by: The Fool at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (1dzqn)

258 I'm going with Shaggy and Scooby.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


I think that nails it.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (tjZg/)

259 One in every five transgender people has been homeless at some point because of family rejection, discrimination and violence

--

Also being crazy and impossible to live with.
-

Worse than vegans?

--

Oh jeez, I'd never though about it, but I bet that Venn diagram is nearly one circle, too.

Crazy is crazy, and it touches every corner of the being.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (nMXLX)

260 "Conservatives Obsessed with Coke!"

-Wapo, definately.

Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (53oGX)

261 235 Wasn't the World's Greatest Consulting Detective (no, not that Belgie fop) addicted to a "seven percent solution" of cocaine hydrochloride?

i have an alibi

Posted by: nero wolfe at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (v3pYe)

262 I'd also like to point out junkies don't generally lose their stash.

**********

I'd like to point out that medicinal cocaine is not packaged in baggies.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (kXYt5)

263
I have seen them toss it around like it was flour at a pizzeria.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM

I didn't know that. I've misplaced a drink at a party and had to get a new one. I guess someone could misplace their baggie of drugs but I'm guessing someone was caught using.
If Hunter was snorting blow in the White House the SS knew and walked in, he stashed the baggie and abandoned it?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (4xF2M)

264 ... First thing we think of is that this shit was planted by the Garbage party because that's their MO: lieing, planting evidence, cheating and then lieing some more! Thats why tfg fits in so well, he's right at home, as a matter of fact tfg is head Garbage man. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (JCZqz)
++++
That is the tops.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (t0OGg)

265 234 Things which will never be solved:

1. Judge Crater's dissapearance
2. Who killed Jimmy Hoffa
3. Why the Kennedy autopsy results are classified
4. Who the Jan 5th bomber was
5. Why Ray Epps was never prosecuted
6. Who the SCOTUS leaker was
7. Why Hunter forgot his coke at the White House.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 12:21 PM (CecP5)

why is there 8 buns and 6 franks ??

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (us2H3)

266 253 The idea that a "visitor" would think, "Oh, I should bring my cocaine, because you never know" is so flat-out stupid that...I'm sure Liberals believe it wholeheartedly.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (p+1gI)

People bring guns to the airport. Like a lot. Some peeps just be retarded.

Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (r3Ami)

267 Kamala left it there to make Hunter (and by extension, Joe) look bad.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (vlXMQ)

268 Hunter sure reminds me of another sterling scion of a big shot family…guy named Uday.
Posted by: Tom McCarthy


Roger Clinton
Posted by: rickb223
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There are some precedents here. By all indications Joe Kennedy Jr. was actually the smart/accomplished one of the Kennedy clan. I can imagine him saying to Teddy, 'Teddy, you are the dumbest summbitch on the face of the earth'.

Likewise, Beau may actually have been an honorable guy, and I can imagine him saying the same thing to Hunter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (vrkNi)

269 Getting a nice blow job with out asking for one while driving is special.
Wonder what happens while breaking free from Earth's gravity?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (bv2/x)

270 Not happy with my last line I think this is better -

I have seen them toss it around like Julia Child kneading brioche.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (f9EvM)

271 But here, a bag of coke in the personal, private quarters of the West Wing-- no big deal, could've been a million ways it got there. Oh well.
Whatever new excuse Biden gives that replaces the old one is the New Truth.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Meet the new lies
Same as the old lies

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (tjZg/)

272 Anyone not named Biden would be in jail by now.

And if it had been a black man in California, Kamala Harris would have put them there.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (Sv58p)

273 >>Meanwhile, our jails are full of young men who got pinched slinging dime bags.


This is bullshit.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (cE/Tp)

274 Had his discharge paper framed and hung.
Posted by: BignJames at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM (AwYPR)

Is an "Unsuitable" or "Unfit" for military service discharge worthy of hanging?

Posted by: Fox2! at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (4GxJn)

275 "One in every five transgender people has been homeless at some point because of family rejection, discrimination and violence"


95% of the data/studies that are referenced on the internet are completely made up. It is 99.5% when it supports your agenda.

Posted by: Ripley at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (KrJTL)

276 This busty bikini redhead is continually astonished at how reckless, careless and sleazy our ruling class is:
https://is.gd/PYAztr

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

277 And I spent hours cutting out pages out of a library book to make a hiding place for my stash. Guess I shouldn't have used a Trans Pride book, after all.

Posted by: Hunter at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (w9Wax)

278 It appears that TFG refers to two different people at Democratic Underground and here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (a3Q+t)

279 1/5 trannies are homeless. Just like women earn 77 cents on the dollar and 1/3 of women are beaten by their husbands on Super Bowl Sunday.

And husbands are likely to abandon their wives if their wives develop a serious medical condition.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (2tUFv)

280 "80/5000 == 0.016, which is 1.6%. Not a large percentage, but likely much higher than the total population (pre-fad, anyway)."


... oh, right. Wow I am not firing on all cylinders this morning.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (ou9hh)

281 239 Planted by a ratfucking, GOP operative, because any real cocaine user knows exactly where their shit is at all times. (Believe me, I know.)

Nobody leaves cocaine, must have been planted.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (JCZqz)

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Dear lord. Planting evidence at the White House?

It can't just be some low level staffer from Cincinnati?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

282 Meanwhile, our jails are full of young men who got pinched slinging dime bags. Not to mention all the gun violence connected to street dealing.

Stinks to high heaven. End the war on drugs.
Posted by: The Fool at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (1dzqn)



You're high right now, aren't you?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (aD39U)

283 Sefton used a word this morning I had never seen before: “llello,” a slang term for cocaine in Latin America.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (xTRSc)

284 But here, a bag of coke in the personal, private quarters of the West Wing-- no big deal, could've been a million ways it got there.

As KJP starts the press conference with white powder all over her nose...

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (Sv58p)

285 Sharon's (way up there) was right you know

it was found (according to the UK press) where Hunt had been working and not really in a public area at all. the WH thought it was a WMD attack!!! they were so excited for the press etc

and then quickly figured out/someone leaked that is was just coke and half the fam are cokeheads so that kind of wasn't helpful

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (AcWfM)

286 @253

>>I'm sure Liberals believe it wholeheartedly.

Listen, it really doesn't have to be believable, just throw something out there, anything, to start the whole, ball of confusion phase, rolling along.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (rc3Z7)

287
I knew a guy who went to prison for shooting a guy in the face on a highway outside Vegas. The dude he shot was drunk and high, speeding like crazy and honking, then pulled out in the oncoming to pass this gangsta-ass mofo, and chucked a bottle at his windshield.

Miraculously, the guy survived the .45 to the face, sparing the shooter a life-term for that. But I have to wonder... was it Hunter?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (oINRc)

288 I saw a picture of the area and it is not lockers but individual work stations like you would find in a business. Reception areas clearly marked and then a warren of individual work areas.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (t/2Uw)

289 I wonder which cartel has to coke concession at 1600 PA Ave?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (f9EvM)

290 As KJP starts the press conference with white powder all over her nose...
Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (Sv58p)
++++
I LIKE DONUTS! SHUT UP!

Posted by: KJP at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (t0OGg)

291 Btw, the generic for Adderall is "amphetamine salts". It is exauisite.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (GzDfN)

292 273 >>Meanwhile, our jails are full of young men who got pinched slinging dime bags.


This is bullshit.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (cE/Tp)

This. Privileged jerks in white house getting breaks again. People of color getting hard time. Plays well to some one somewhere I guess.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (eggM4)

293 Jill's probably got a crotchless fishnet bodystocking in an upholstery print

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (us2H3)

294 between the coke and adderall abuse by our "elites" I'm shocked they AREN'T all wearing Nazi-style unis by now and marching on Poland

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (AcWfM)

295
Occam's razor would suggest Hunter, but we have reached the highest levels of failed ops ever recorded so yeah, FBI/CIA/SS conspiracy is a solid supposition.

Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (j4U/Z)

296 exquisite. fucking fingers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 05, 2023 12:36 PM (GzDfN)

297 "Maybe the dingo left the cocaine in your White House."

Posted by: rechill at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (Q1LXu)

298 Can you solve this groovy mystery?

Honestly, it could be anyone.

Has Zelenskyy visited lately?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (WRD4n)

299 >>This busty bikini redhead is continually astonished at how reckless, careless and sleazy our ruling class is:
https://is.gd/PYAztr


I would chew that birthmark off of her hip bone.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (cE/Tp)

300 The Afternoon Arterton has been able to stash her very modest cocaine bag into her purse:

https://is.gd/qCRLy7

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (LvTSG)

301 "Stinks to high heaven. End the war on drugs."

Either that or make it ~real~ war and declare drug cartel members to be enemy combatants.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (ou9hh)

302 I'd like to point out that medicinal cocaine is not packaged in baggies.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM


Well, you know, that's, like, your opinion, man.

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (a3Q+t)

303 It's crazy that this doesn't justify a flaming skull, but . . . it doesn't. Why? Normies aren't even going to hear about this. Nothing's going to happen, it's going to be buried once again.

The left largely delegitimized Fox News (and then Fox News finished itself off). Until we're able to get another way to shape the conversation on a national basis (Twitter, podcasts, etc. aren't it), we're going to continue to lose.

Posted by: Xander Crews at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (MpOGS)

304 Can we be sure it wasn't Mitch McConnell?

Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (786Ro)

305 So Transers are .016% of the homeless population.

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It's literally a trans genocide.

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (rY/ZL)

306 Thinking I was popping my red ink pen into a pen and pencil cup, I discovered I put it into the dregs of my coffee.

Clearly I am not ready for prime time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (J2vNu)

307 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (LvTSG)
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She's tall.

Or at least, she appears to be in that picture.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (t0OGg)

308 The Afternoon Arterton has been able to stash her very modest cocaine bag into her purse:

https://is.gd/qCRLy7
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (LvTSG)


She hired Oddjob.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (aD39U)

309 This is not about cocaine, it is the story of a father's love for his son.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (Cus5s)

310 The coke is clearly left over from the Lincoln administration.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (xTRSc)

311 Let's toss in 4) DB Cooper, 5) Black Dahlia, and 6) The Gardner Museum Heist
Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2023 12:22 PM (2bFN5)


7) Who let the dogs out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (xFY1u)

312
As KJP starts the press conference with white powder all over her nose...
Posted by: t-bird
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In the old days, a perfect SNL skit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (q5ARv)

313
Sefton used a word this morning I had never seen before: “llello,” a slang term for cocaine in Latin America.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (xTRSc)

Usually spelled yayo, in English.

Related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWNKOox3NEY

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (oINRc)

314 This busty bikini redhead is continually astonished at how reckless, careless and sleazy our ruling class is:
https://is.gd/PYAztr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)


Mmm, that is nice.

Way out of my league, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (AW0uW)

315 This is not about cocaine, it is the story of a father's love for his son.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2023 12:38 PM (Cus5s)
++++
Heh.

Roll it up. We're finished here.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)

316 There was no cocaine and it's good that there was.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (5mUz3)

317 Don't forget that her doctorate is in showing children how to cut shapes out of construction paper.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine

Are you serious?

Posted by: clutch at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (9UmRs)

318 Evidence of a father's unconditional love.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (sB9Kv)

319 What if it was an employee at the White house, I mean they heard Hunter was coming so they stashed their stuff because they knew he'd ask and didn't want to give it up.

Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (53oGX)

320 "Discovery will be lit" is something that has never been true.

Yep. It's like RICO.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (Xrfse)

321 To this day, Snopes still has a post up claiming that a picture clearly showing a shirtless Hunter Biden being massaged by 5 clearly underaged girls is not actually Hunter and did not come from his laptop, and even if it did, that's Russian disinformation.

Their evidence?

A Reddit post saying it was fake.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (0hOvj)

322
But since drug laws evidently don't apply to the rich and privileged, shouldn't we be discussing whether they should exist at all, rather than simply crowing about this administration's hypocrisy?

The government has proven it cannot be trusted to enforce such lopsided laws fairly.

Elites bring coke into the West Wing knowing they will face no prosecution even if they get caught.

Meanwhile, our jails are full of young men who got pinched slinging dime bags. Not to mention all the gun violence connected to street dealing.

Stinks to high heaven. End the war on drugs.
Posted by: The Fool at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (1dzqn)

This is a disconnected view on drugs. The war on drugs exists for the welfare of the general population, not on grounds of fairness or hypocrisy. Legalizing drugs doesn't make the cartels or gang problems go away or the ill effects of drugs.

Hunter Biden isn't dead in a gutter because he's rich. That's not a justification for getting more poor people dead in a gutter. Rich people getting away with self-destructive behavior is not a good reason to encourage self-destructive behavior in people who can't survive it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (eYoxG)

323 I think one of two things will go down with this cocaine story;

- Some low level White House employee you've never heard of will take a dive. They'll be fired from whatever bullshit job but will not do jail time.

- It's not cocaine and never was. Some LEO is going to come forward and claim "mistakes were made in the testing." Some other low level employee you've never heard of will get fired.

Only nominal normal people give a shit about this. It's already being spun as "Hunter hate" by the MSM. If they can't formulate a distraction, like arresting Trump again, or planning another mass casualty event it will be hand waved away by other means.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (Q4IgG)

324 255 Trannies flashing their t*ts on the WH lawn, baggies of cocaine in the West Wing...pretty soon, I'm going to start to doubt that respectability has been restored at the White House. What's next? Hunter's House of Hookers Brothel and Drug Den at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM

This Biden family seems like a bunch of degenerates!!

Posted by: Caligula at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (JCZqz)

325 https://is.gd/PYAztr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

Today is National Busty Redhead Day.

*Thumbs up*

Posted by: Hunter B. at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (Ep0Za)

326 Nobody leaves cocaine, must have been planted.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

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Agreed.

We should see the video, right?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (nMXLX)

327 ...we'll be told the initial cocaine test was sloppily performed by a new-hire in the Secret Service.

What, you mean they don't test it my dipping a finger tip and touching it to the tongue? You mean to tell me that TV cop shows have been lying to me all along?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (nfrXX)

328 Isn't it dangerous to have this substance just laying around, couldn't a person accidently suck this substance up their nose? I mean if it was just laying around, especially in a bathroom and a person was using a mirror to look up their nose? Why, they might get in a shower with another person by accident, or even in bed with them.

Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (Uv0D2)

329 The "war on drugs" ended a long time ago, pardner. The drugs won.

Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (786Ro)

330 Planted by a ratfucking, GOP operative, because any real cocaine user knows exactly where their shit is at all times. (Believe me, I know.)

Nobody leaves cocaine, must have been planted.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (JCZqz)

SNORT

Posted by: Hunter at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (us2H3)

331 329 Nobody leaves cocaine, must have been planted.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE COCAINE COMES FROM LEAVES

Posted by: ben roethlissberger at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (v3pYe)

332 Why not Wagner PMC to handle Biden's security?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 12:23 PM (p8A+W)


That would be lit. As long as you pay on time and give them the respect they want.

Here is a question: Prigozhin could be a real life Alois Hammer?

Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (xhaym)

333 280 "80/5000 == 0.016, which is 1.6%. Not a large percentage, but likely much higher than the total population (pre-fad, anyway)."


... oh, right. Wow I am not firing on all cylinders this morning.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (ou9hh)

Say, maybe we otter have a No Math rule around here....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (N3zMI)

334 Elites bring coke into the West Wing knowing they will face no prosecution even if they get caught.

Posted by: The Fool at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (1dzqn)
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This brings up an interesting question: How exactly did Hunter get cocaine into the white house.

Did he pop out of the WH, run down to the corner drug dealer, did he send staff, or the ultimate irony, the SS itself.

Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (G0vdT)

335 Thinking I was popping my red ink pen into a pen and pencil cup, I discovered I put it into the dregs of my coffee.

Clearly I am not ready for prime time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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I once plopped my Weller soldering iron into my coffee.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (q5ARv)

336 Usually spelled yayo, in English.

Mr Escobar's retarded nephew that Bo Catlett killed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM (0hOvj)

337 202 One in every five transgender people has been homeless at some point because of family rejection, discrimination and violence

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Also being crazy and impossible to live with.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:28 PM (nMXLX)
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A sports forum I frequent recently had a resident lefty explain, in all seriousness, that the real cause of the homeless crisis in blue, sh1th0le cities, is not mental illness and drug addiction, but... lack of affordable housing. I think the guy stepped on a rake, given he's clearly mentally ill.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (ssESX)

338 I feel like I need to apologize to every shit hole on earth I ever made fun of.


Posted by: DOYLE at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (Z8Yh2)

339 Ashley was showering with it.
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Only her hairsniffer knows for sure!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (Vwz3I)

340 "Roll it up. We're finished here." Posted by: Joe Mannix

I searched and did not see it ... but upon refresh, someone had said it before me ... oh well, worth repeating. ha

Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (Cus5s)

341 One thing we know for sure . If it's found to be Hunter's come we will never know.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (cxHZm)

342 Nobody leaves cocaine, must have been planted.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 05, 2023 12:31 PM (JCZqz)

SNORT
Posted by: Hunter at July 05, 2023 12:40 PM


Y'all are coming up with some good lines this morning.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (a3Q+t)

343 I saw Exquisite Fucking Fingers open for Fine Young Cannibals at Wembley in '89.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (AW0uW)

344 324 255 Trannies flashing their t*ts on the WH lawn, baggies of cocaine in the West Wing...pretty soon, I'm going to start to doubt that respectability has been restored at the White House. What's next? Hunter's House of Hookers Brothel and Drug Den at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 05, 2023 12:29 PM

This Biden family seems like a bunch of degenerates!!
Posted by: Caligula at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (JCZqz)


I got 50 that says someone will lay deuce on the carpet in the oval office before the election.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (eggM4)

345 337 A sports forum I frequent recently had a resident lefty explain, in all seriousness, that the real cause of the homeless crisis in blue, sh1th0le cities, is not mental illness and drug addiction, but... lack of affordable housing. I think the guy stepped on a rake, given he's clearly mentally ill.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (ssESX)

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"Also, it's good that regulations keep the cost of housing super high because someone might build a Wal-Mart near my highrise."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

346 >>lack of affordable housing.


This Red Herring is being floated in every municipality in the country right now.

As if Housing Costs exist outside of the Economy.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (cE/Tp)

347 Can we be sure it wasn't Mitch McConnell?

Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (786Ro)

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Rumor is that Cocaine Mitch reliably & responsibly stores & carries his baggies around in his arse.

Of course, he could have had a surprise shart absent his Depends ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (NQL1u)

348 How is it that Hunter is even allowed in the White House with access to the Oval Office where classified documents are routinely seen. He had access when docs were in PA, Boston, Delaware and yet Trump was subject to unprecedented searches and Hunter's various abodes have never been searched.
Hunter has secret service protection so would never have been subject to a bodily search.
This is ridiculous that it is just impossible to believe that the media think Hunter living at the White House while he has been under investigation for felonies is just a normal perfectly acceptable thing.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (t/2Uw)

349 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (aD39U)

350 341 One thing we know for sure . If it's found to be Hunter's come we will never know.
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (cxHZm)

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Ummmm, typo?

Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (DcKNO)

351 A story of a man and his missing baggie. And laptop.

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (rj6Yv)

352 A sports forum I frequent recently had a resident lefty explain, in all seriousness, that the real cause of the homeless crisis in blue, sh1th0le cities, is not mental illness and drug addiction, but... lack of affordable housing.

That is indeed the Party Line.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (2tUFv)

353 327 ...we'll be told the initial cocaine test was sloppily performed by a new-hire in the Secret Service.

What, you mean they don't test it my dipping a finger tip and touching it to the tongue? You mean to tell me that TV cop shows have been lying to me all along?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (nfrXX)

Maybe they used the FBI lab that was faking tests for convictions all those years...

Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (53oGX)

354 346 >>lack of affordable housing.


This Red Herring is being floated in every municipality in the country right now.

As if Housing Costs exist outside of the Economy.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (cE/Tp)

========

It's as though local regulations have nothing to do with the cost of housing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

355 313 Sefton used a word this morning I had never seen before: “llello,” a slang term for cocaine in Latin America.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 12:35 PM (xTRSc)

Usually spelled yayo, in English.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL ELLO (PRONOUNCED "YELLOW") IS FULL OF RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION MUSIC VIDEOS

Posted by: ben roethlissberger at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (v3pYe)

356 334 Hey, we procured whores for JFK but we draw the line at buying drugs!
The Secret Service

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (uW/wK)

357 I would chew that birthmark off of her hip bone.
Posted by: garrett



hey, save a bite for me!

Posted by: Armie Hammer at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (786Ro)

358 Your little nickname makes no sense and sounds racist.
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Political purity required of all at all times, comrade!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (Vwz3I)

359 The coke is clearly left over from the Lincoln administration.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023


***
How long does that stuff keep?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (J2vNu)

360 Chi Chi, get the yeyo.

Posted by: Tony Montana at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (XqIlw)

361 This busty bikini redhead is continually astonished at how reckless, careless and sleazy our ruling class is:
https://is.gd/PYAztr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

———

Elbows appear to be too flat. Pass.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (cMXNt)

362 Cocaine Bear 2: Cocaine Hunter

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (OgrpQ)

363 One in every five transgender people has been homeless at some point because of family rejection, discrimination and violence

Because they left home without a plan or a job angry at being "deadnamed" and people refusing to go along with their delusion.

the real cause of the homeless crisis in blue, sh1th0le cities, is not mental illness and drug addiction, but... lack of affordable housing

This is someone who has had zero interaction with any "homeless" person.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (0hOvj)

364 Don't forget that her doctorate is in showing children how to cut shapes out of construction paper.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine

Are you serious?

Posted by: clutch

__

Professor Doctor Biden, Doctor of Education Doctors, per Whitehouse dot gov:

"In 2007, she received a Doctor of Education (Ed.D.) in educational leadership from the University of Delaware."

Ed. D in educational leadership = knows how to show 2nd graders how to cut shapes out of felt and construction paper

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (33ek6)

365 Why don't the homeless just go to places with lower housing costs and buy a home outright in a place like central California?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

366 350 they find that with a black light....

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (uW/wK)

367 Pretty much all housing is unaffordable when you are an unemployable junkie that hears voices.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (aD39U)

368 >>It's as though local regulations have nothing to do with the cost of housing.


...and the abuse, thereof.

Eco lobby has been doing this for decades.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (cE/Tp)

369 346 >>lack of affordable housing.


This Red Herring is being floated in every municipality in the country right now.

As if Housing Costs exist outside of the Economy.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (cE/Tp)

Well wages and inflation also exist outside of the economy based on the things they say so at least they're consistent.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (eYoxG)

370 346 >>lack of affordable housing.


This Red Herring is being floated in every municipality in the country right now.

As if Housing Costs exist outside of the Economy government edicts about zoning, green space, and rent control.


fixt

Posted by: anachronda at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (v3pYe)

371 ratfucking GOP operative

Posted by: Some DU dummy
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I want to make a speech to this guy that starts:

"We're not so different, you and I"

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2023 12:44 PM (5mUz3)

372 Get a warrant for Hunter's current laptop and I guarantee you there is a picture of him snorting it off a topless tranny's ass in the presidential bedroom or something equally as depraved.

Posted by: Thatch at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (kSxbf)

373 This Biden family seems like a bunch of degenerates!!
Posted by: Caligula at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (JCZqz)


I got 50 that says someone will lay deuce on the carpet in the oval office before the election.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (eggM4)

I'll toss another $50 that it'll be Hillary.

Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (53oGX)

374 Getting a nice blow job with out asking for one while driving is special.
Wonder what happens while breaking free from Earth's gravity?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (bv2/x)

>>>>>>>>>>


I support Road Head.

As far as a hummer during launch, at 3.2 G, the human wiener cannot sustain the blood flow necessary to complete the act, which is important for safety, as otherwise, you might stab through the back of someone's skull.

This is essentially the case for Intelligent Design.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (8LP6B)

375 Let us also unpack the latest lie:

The WH staff is regularly drug tested-- no ifs, ands, or buts-- and not cup pisses, hair follicles.
They are also going to never allow past users in the door-- such a huge security risk.
Hell, I bet they even deny those teetotalers who might could have ever consider using.

No one but no one who tours the White House--out-of-town tourists, history buffs, etc. are fucking cokeheads.

Such a bullshit lie.

Say. Where is that tweet of candidate Biden saying he will never avoid responsibility unlike Trump?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (29rl5)

376 351 A story of a man and his missing baggie. And laptop.
Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (rj6Yv)

You are correct, hunter has a history of being so high he's forgotten his laptop, left a badge, and crack pipe in a rental car. This is hunter's blow and he's been on a bender and forgot it. I would think the SS knows full well who left the blow in the White House.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (4xF2M)

377 I pity the fool.

Posted by: Mr. & Mrs. T at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (63Dwl)

378 The Secret Service is baffled over the cocaine found in the White House last week. The search for clues is at a standstill as the bag of powdery substance was found in a Mutant Ninja Turtles lunch box with the initials "HB" cared in the top of the lunch box along with a note addressed to "Hunter" and signed by "Jill." A non-binary spokesperson for the Secret Service indicated the investigation has stalled as there are simply no meaningful clues they can use to drive the investigation forward.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (RIfux)

379
It was probably just some staffer. They're all a bunch of degenerates and even the ones who aren't on drugs act like they're high AF all the time.

But that doesn't matter; every person in America who's heard this had the exact same thought: "LOL, looks like Hunty's at it again."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (oINRc)

380 I got 50 that says someone will lay deuce on the carpet in the oval office before the election.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM


Like The Paolo, I can't be everywhere at once, you know.

Posted by: The Phantom Sh*tter at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (a3Q+t)

381 The "war on drugs" ended a long time ago, pardner. The drugs won.

--

Like the "war on poverty", the point was establishing a multi-generational, multi-trillion dollar make-work program for government employees with zero expectations other than poormouthing and insisting that they need more money to "win."

It has been wildly successful.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (33ek6)

382 Didn't Chris Farley make this movie like 20 tears ago with that tall handsome guy running for California governor?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (eggM4)

383 282 Meanwhile, our jails are full of young men who got pinched slinging dime bags. Not to mention all the gun violence connected to street dealing.

Stinks to high heaven. End the war on drugs.
Posted by: The Fool at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM

Exactly! You'd be a fool not to listen to....

Oh.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (JCZqz)

384 Professor Hunter in the library with the crack pipe!

By the way, has anyone played new Clue games since 2016? They swapped out Mrs. White with an Asian lady named Dr. Orchid, and she uses the color pink. Madeline Kahn hardest hit.

Posted by: LizLem at July 05, 2023 12:47 PM (qvh0A)

385 https://is.gd/qCRLy7
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:37 PM (LvTSG)

Who is the female?

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 12:47 PM (qrIpd)

386 Ummmm, typo?
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM (DcKNO)

Auto crap has a sick sense of humor..

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:47 PM (cxHZm)

387 A sports forum I frequent recently had a resident lefty explain, in all seriousness, that the real cause of the homeless crisis in blue, sh1th0le cities, is not mental illness and drug addiction, but... lack of affordable housing. I think the guy stepped on a rake, given he's clearly mentally ill.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (ssESX)
++++
Did he also use the new approved language? The new word is "houselessness."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:47 PM (t0OGg)

388 This busty bikini redhead is continually astonished at how reckless, careless and sleazy our ruling class is:
https://is.gd/PYAztr
*
I would chew that birthmark off of her hip bone.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 1


***
I'd get down there. Eventually.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (J2vNu)

389 The Secret Service is baffled over the cocaine found in the White House last week. The search for clues is at a standstill as the bag of powdery substance was found in a Mutant Ninja Turtles lunch box with the initials "HB" cared in the top of the lunch box along with a note addressed to "Hunter" and signed by "Jill." A non-binary spokesperson for the Secret Service indicated the investigation has stalled as there are simply no meaningful clues they can use to drive the investigation forward.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (RIfux)

I expect my lunch box back.

Posted by: Hunter B. at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (Ep0Za)

390 You are correct, hunter has a history of being so high he's forgotten his laptop, left a badge, and crack pipe in a rental car. This is hunter's blow and he's been on a bender and forgot it. I would think the SS knows full well who left the blow in the White House.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (4xF2M)

Lost a handgun, too. Wasn't it found in a schoolyard or a park?

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (rj6Yv)

391 Am I the only one wondering how this came to be public knowledge in the first place?

Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (53oGX)

392 363

This is someone who has had zero interaction with any "homeless" person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2023 12:43 PM (0hOvj)
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aka "unhoused," as if someone forgot to put those people in houses!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (ssESX)

393 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY WANTED TO FRAME THIS AS WHITE NATIONALISM TERROR ATTACK BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT’S HUNTERS BLOW.

Posted by: BEN at July 05, 2023 12:49 PM (Dfddv)

394 Local kid died about a week ago. Drove off a cliff on a dry, clear day.

"Nobody can figure out what happened!?"

The only other person who survived the crash was his 16 yr old gf...

Likely, because her head was in his lap.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:49 PM (cE/Tp)

395 The lure of easy money has a very strong appeal.

Posted by: Glenn at July 05, 2023 12:49 PM (Z8Yh2)

396 387 A sports forum I frequent recently had a resident lefty explain, in all seriousness, that the real cause of the homeless crisis in blue, sh1th0le cities, is not mental illness and drug addiction, but... lack of affordable housing. I think the guy stepped on a rake, given he's clearly mentally ill.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:41 PM (ssESX)
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Did he also use the new approved language? The new word is "houselessness."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:47 PM (t0OGg)

Wouldn't that term also include people living in apartments?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2023 12:49 PM (eYoxG)

397 Who is the female?
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 12:47 PM


Like anyone besides a biologist would know.

Posted by: Justice Ketanji-Brown at July 05, 2023 12:49 PM (a3Q+t)

398 Didn't Chris Farley make this movie like 20 tears ago with that tall handsome guy running for California governor?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (eggM4)

Otter?

Posted by: BignJames at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (AwYPR)

399 390 You are correct, hunter has a history of being so high he's forgotten his laptop, left a badge, and crack pipe in a rental car. This is hunter's blow and he's been on a bender and forgot it. I would think the SS knows full well who left the blow in the White House.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (4xF2M)

Lost a handgun, too. Wasn't it found in a schoolyard or a park?
Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (rj6Yv)

Yes, I think Beau's wife threw it away in a dumpster behind a store and the secret service picked it up?
Or something like that.
I

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (4xF2M)

400 Think we'll ever hear anything about fingerprints on the bag? Or where it was really first discovered?

Even if nothing is ever done about it, the Biden name has been permanently tarred as national traitors for at least 50% of the nation. Might as well rename themselves the Benedict Arnold family.

Posted by: ruralcounsel at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (96wFa)

401 Madeline Kahn hardest hit.


"You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben!"
-- Marty Feldman

Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (786Ro)

402 Am I the only one wondering how this came to be public knowledge in the first place?
Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (53oGX)
++++
From the reporting I've seen, it is because there was a brief lockdown until it could be investigated, and some of the local cops or firefighters responded and it was picked up on a police scanner ("sources said was described in radio traffic as a cocaine-like substance"). I am assuming that "radio traffic" means "police scanner."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (t0OGg)

403 Zero chance Hunter hasn't been with a dude.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (qrIpd)

404 The only other person who survived the crash was his 16 yr old gf...

Likely, because her head was in his lap.
Posted by: garrett

Check and see if he still has his peen.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (+6bUL)

405 By affordable housing they mean Free Housing.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (cxHZm)

406 Hunter would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling Republican kids!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (TGPs7)

407
I expect my lunch box back.
Posted by: Hunter B. at July 05, 2023 12:48 PM (Ep0Za)

Not the real Hunter. Not nearly grandiose and high enough.

Real Hunter would say "I expect my lunchbox back immediately. As in, by the end of this thread. I'm sitting right next to the Big Guy. Don't doubt our resolve. I have destroyed everyone who has ever touched my lunch, going back to kindergarten, and don't think I won't destroy you too."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (oINRc)

408 Wouldn't that term also include people living in apartments?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2023 12:49 PM (eYoxG)
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Nah. Apartments and condos are "houses" for the purpose of the braindead new arguments.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (t0OGg)

409
Am I the only one wondering how this came to be public knowledge in the first place?
Posted by: Inogame

=========

Wasn't it a red alert when hazmat teams came in to inspect the powdery white substance? Like, Trump sent in some anthrax?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (lCaJd)

410 Worse than vegans?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (N39Ws)


Vegans rarely assault family members or steal from them.

Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (xhaym)

411 I got 50 that says someone will lay deuce on the carpet in the oval office before the election.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM

No bet. Their dog probably drops deuces just like Obama's dog did.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (N39Ws)

412 The only other person who survived the crash was his 16 yr old gf...

Likely, because her head was in his lap.
Posted by: garrett

Check and see if he still has his peen.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (+6bUL)



Ouch.

Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (aD39U)

413 410 Vegans rarely assault family members or steal from them.
Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (xhaym)

=======

You know the wrong vegans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

414 This one's a real head scratcher...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (MeG8a)

415 382 Didn't Chris Farley make this movie like 20 tears ago with that tall handsome guy running for California governor?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:46 PM (eggM4)
----

He was the black sheep of the family, however Hunter is "the smartest person" Resident Biden knows and is trusted to be the bag handler for all his foreign business dealings.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (ssESX)

416 Simple... Trump did it

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (bs+z0)

417 By affordable housing they mean Free Housing.
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (cxHZm)
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It means fully-subsidized (that is, "free") housing with no strings, requirements or follow-ups. Drug addict? Lunatic? No problem. No drug-free requirements, no sanitation requirements, nothing. Free houses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:52 PM (t0OGg)

418 Snow in Pride Month? IT'S A JUNTEENTH MIRACLE!!!!

Posted by: Minuteman at July 05, 2023 12:52 PM (hC0Uk)

419 417 It means fully-subsidized (that is, "free") housing with no strings, requirements or follow-ups. Drug addict? Lunatic? No problem. No drug-free requirements, no sanitation requirements, nothing. Free houses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:52 PM (t0OGg)

=========

Nothing bad can come of that!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:52 PM (LvTSG)

420 Nothing bad can come of that!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 05, 2023 12:52 PM (LvTSG)
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Nope. It's just vicious hatred that allows the problem to continue.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (t0OGg)

421 >>Check and see if he still has his peen.


Fact : The last thing you do is shit yourself.

But, if the second last thing you do is bust a nut in you GF's mouth while in freefall, you win!

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (cE/Tp)

422 i have an alibi
Posted by: nero wolfe
------------
I prefer the black smoke.

Posted by: Charlie Chan at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (Vwz3I)

423 From the reporting I've seen, it is because there was a brief lockdown until it could be investigated, and some of the local cops or firefighters responded and it was picked up on a police scanner ("sources said was described in radio traffic as a cocaine-like substance"). I am assuming that "radio traffic" means "police scanner."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (t0OGg)

Yeah.. I guess that's what I mean. Where was this really found where it would be called in? to the DC police? To the white house?
Like everything else in the past 10 years.. it just doesn't add up.

Posted by: Inogame at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (53oGX)

424 Vegans rarely assault family members or steal from them.

-

Theirs is a more horrible constant, relentless nagging abuse.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (33ek6)

425 So which White House grunt is going to take the fall for Hunter?

Posted by: PJ at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (G1dq6)

426 My theory is the bag is a group diversity employees at the WH, it was a drop off or caught trying to get it inside

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (T90cQ)

427 over at freerepublic: Secret Service Confirms Cocaine Found In White House Following Hunter Biden Visit

Posted by: anachronda at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (v3pYe)

428 410 Worse than vegans?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:30 PM (N39Ws)

Vegans rarely assault family members or steal from them.
Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:51 PM (xhaym)

Wrong. They assault their family members' senses and steal their time while droning on and on about how wheat grass is so much healthier than a medium rare porterhouse.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (N39Ws)

429 Will Karine Jean-Pierre be asked about this?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (63Dwl)

430 Road Head: The Silent Killer

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (cE/Tp)

431 White snow.

No yellow.

"I agree" ~ Frank Zappa

Posted by: Hunter at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (lZVy/)

432
Also, people aren't homeless. They are 'experiencing homelessness'.

Posted by: DB - for a brighter tomorrow at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (geLO8)

433 380 I got 50 that says someone will lay deuce on the carpet in the oval office before the election.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM


I don't get out of bed for less than 6 inches

Posted by: Amber Heard at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (us2H3)

434 Years ago I worked in the mental health system. Homeless people for the most part are there by choice. They don't want to go into government supplied housing because there are rules. No drugs, showers, bedtime. People on the street have no rules. Do whatever you want. Government can't force you into a psychiatric hospital anymore so whether it is drugs, real mental illness, or you just prefer street living(there are lots of those. It's free so you don't have to work) they are homeless by choice.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)

435 I support Road Head.

As far as a hummer during launch, at 3.2 G, the human wiener cannot sustain the blood flow necessary to complete the act, which is important for safety, as otherwise, you might stab through the back of someone's skull.

This is essentially the case for Intelligent Design.
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 05, 2023 12:45 PM (8LP6B)

**********

Vibration + teeth + boner = bad experience.

Lots of vibration on those rocket ships.

Posted by: The Gray Aliens at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (xxG/v)

436
Real Hunter would say "I expect my lunchbox back immediately. As in, by the end of this thread. I'm sitting right next to the Big Guy. Don't doubt our resolve. I have destroyed everyone who has ever touched my lunch, going back to kindergarten, and don't think I won't destroy you too."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM

I have a 20 I'm willing to bet that Hunter rage texted his SS agents, threatening them to return his medicine.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (4xF2M)

437 Funny how we never heard about bags of coke being found in the WH during the time of Trump, or either of the Bushes, or Reagan or Ford or Nixon. I don't *recall* any such story turning up during the tenures of LBJ, Carter, Clinton, or Jugears, but the press might have been better at suppressing such things then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (J2vNu)

438 So which White House grunt is going to take the fall for Hunter?
Posted by: PJ at July 05, 2023 12:53 PM (G1dq6)
++++
They're all furiously working the phones and offices to make sure it is someone else. Eventually, one of them will fail. He will take the fall.

Hunter or not hunter, it's *someone* in a power position and that person will *not* be punished.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (t0OGg)

439 I'd like to see the evidence behind that statement - that homeless trannies are on the streets because of "discrimination and violence." Family rejection strikes me as more likely, but that doesn't lead directly vagrancy.


What they don't mention is that it's the tranny who gets violent, is discriminated against because they are violent and eventually get kicked out and disowned because they are violent.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (xFY1u)

440 >>>oh, fuck man, Jill wears panties

she probs has curlies sticking out of the edge
Posted by: REDACTED


It's okay, they're mesh.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 12:32 PM (bkUtD)

Well, she WAS 22 in 1973, so I am sure that bush was, and is, in full bloom.

I disgust myself.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (ufFY8)

441 Of course, they can't talk about it because of the "ongoing investigation"

Posted by: SMOD at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (RHGPo)

442 >>Vibration + teeth + boner = bad experience.


I can take the teeth out if you prefer?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi Riding Shotgun at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (cE/Tp)

443 I can't wait for them to tell us how this administration is scandal free.

Posted by: DJ at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (uosPt)

444 Keep in mind, all the paraphernalia, the personal property, the guns and drugs that we already know Hunter has lost?

That's only the stuff the Secret Service wasn't able to clean up. The same Secret Service that let him hang out with the sitting Vice President of the United States high as fuck at least one confirmed time.

So we really have no idea how many hundreds of times in the last 30 years a guy in a dark suit and sunglasses has said, "Mr. Biden sir? You dropped this."

Hunter has had a full time staff cleaning after him his whole life-- he's never ever, ever had to "hide" his stash.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (29rl5)

445 I think Carter smoked pot on the roof with Willie Nelson (RIP Willie), or so claimed Willie.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (MeG8a)

446 Have they tracked down who left the feces filled Depends in the White House?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (sB9Kv)

447 you know, given the kind of people who work for the biden admin, like the bald luggage theif, it could have been someone else.
just throwing the thought out

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (B1FKF)

448 “A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (RHGPo)

449 Conspiracy Theory Question Of The Day: Why is the Secret Service diming Hunter out now, when they have always covered for him in the past?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (TGPs7)

450 I can take the teeth out if you prefer?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi Riding Shotgun at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (cE/Tp)
++++
Why do I eat lunch while reading these threads? It's my own fault.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (t0OGg)

451 Years ago I worked in the mental health system. Homeless people for the most part are there by choice. They don't want to go into government supplied housing because there are rules. No drugs, showers, bedtime. People on the street have no rules. Do whatever you want...

--

And everyone, even the "unhoused advocates" know this. But there's no money in it.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (33ek6)

452 418 Snow in Pride Month? IT'S A JUNTEENTH MIRACLE!!!!
Posted by: Minuteman at July 05, 2023 12:52 PM (hC0Uk)

Break out the Festivus Tranny's pole!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (N39Ws)

453 410 Worse than vegans?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023
*
Vegans rarely assault family members or steal from them.
Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023


***
Plus it's not easy to get here all the way from Alpha Lyrae.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (J2vNu)

454 Vibration + teeth + boner = bad experience.


I can take the teeth out if you prefer?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi


Gum job FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (+6bUL)

455 "The new word is "houselessness."

I thought it was "unhoused".

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (uH1zk)

456 Well doggies

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (huxld)

457 I disgust myself.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 05, 2023 12:54 PM (ufFY

She had it lased 10 years ago...for Hunter.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (PHmov)

458 I thought it was "unhoused".
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (uH1zk)
++++
They're cousins. Either is acceptable in Stupid World.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (t0OGg)

459 Hunter "number two" son.

Posted by: Charlie Chan at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (Vwz3I)

460 >They found cocaine in the White House

Sure they did. If I had to work for this administration I'd inject Drano into my eyeballs every day.

Posted by: CrustyB at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (tVMP7)

461 Inspired by the 4th of July-themed attractive lady posts recently, and all the focus on AI generation images, I entered my favorite female celebrity into www.craiyon.com, along with the key words "patriotic" and "bikini". It has issues with hands and faces, but it does capture her spirit, with a patriotic flair. I think you can even identify her!

https://tinyurl.com/ypshrjbx
https://tinyurl.com/545eazbu
https://tinyurl.com/2hps98ph

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (PGVPg)

462 445 I think Carter smoked pot on the roof with Willie Nelson (RIP Willie), or so claimed Willie.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (MeG8a)

Willie died? I missed that.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (N3zMI)

463
365 Why don't the homeless just go to places with lower housing costs and buy a home outright in a place like central California?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Fentanyl is a quarter a tab and good quality marijuana is two dollars a pre-roll so, basically, free, in da city.

Don't have numbers on the distinction between homeless and drug impaired but betting it's narrow.

Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (j4U/Z)

464 "I can take the teeth out if you prefer?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi"

Leave 'em on the kitchen table.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (uH1zk)

465 No llello!!

/Hunter B.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (kXYt5)

466 I expect ALL comms in the capitol city to go encrypted now. Nothing, not even a 10-4 is going out in the clear anymore.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (Q4IgG)

467 450 I can take the teeth out if you prefer?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi Riding Shotgun at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (cE/Tp)
++++
Why do I eat lunch while reading these threads? It's my own fault.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (t0OGg)

A month of Joe's links to ladies won't be enough to remove that image from one's mind.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (N39Ws)

468 Yes, I think Beau's wife threw it away in a dumpster behind a store and the secret service picked it up?
Or something like that.
I
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 12:50 PM (4xF2M)

I looked up the story. The grocery store was across the street from a school. Hallie told the cops she was afraid Hunter was gonna hurt himself with the heater.

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (rj6Yv)

469 >>> The Secret Service is baffled over the cocaine found in the White House last week.

In the fantastic Gosford Park, Julian Fellowes purposely subverted the detective character. Instead of being Holmes/Poirot/Wolfe smart, he's a good natured dunce who is overawed by the elite suspects he is assigned to. (Stephen Fry does a brilliant job with the role.) It's a nice foil for the main smart servant girl trying to solve the mystery.

Anyone they hire to investigate the WH cocaine will be from the same cloth. Utterly useless wankers.

Posted by: LizLem at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (qvh0A)

470 I'd like to point out that medicinal cocaine is not packaged in baggies.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 12:33 PM (kXYt5)


I guess that would depend on which health care or pharmacy system we are talking about?

"Nah, it's cool, Generics are allowed simpler packaging and you can look up the insert on the FDA website."

The thing that pisses me off is deep conviction that this is either diverted pharmaceuticals, or seized contraband that was sent to the White House for "destruction"
It is not like the Biden's security is going to let unknown quality street pharma on the grounds, and the number one son is not going to be cruising bars looking for a connection.

Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (xhaym)

471 There was no cocaine and it's good that there was.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2023 12:39 PM (5mUz3)

--------

Out: The Celebration Parallax.
In: The Cokehead Station Parallax.

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (UEKLf)

472 Fooled again by Admiral akbar

Jfc

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (qrIpd)

473 >Vegans rarely assault family members or steal from them.

That iron deficiency makes them too tired to steal.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (44ww/)

474 >>lack of affordable housing.


This Red Herring is being floated in every municipality in the country right now.

As if Housing Costs exist outside of the Economy.
Posted by: garrett
-----

Locally, the coven of neo-Marxists that run the city council have been considering using tax revenues to build 'Micro-housing'. The kicker is, they are basing it on the use of 'future tax revenues' to finance it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (1a0ym)

475 "The new word is "houselessness."

I thought it was "unhoused".
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 12:56 PM (uH1zk)



Dwelling Disadvantaged

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (xFY1u)

476 382 Didn't Chris Farley make this movie like 20 tears ago with that tall handsome guy running for California governor?

gary coleman?

Posted by: anachronda at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (v3pYe)

477 "The new word is "houselessness."

It should be "hingelessness".

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 12:58 PM (dNNCD)

478 Planted by the Deep State to reframe JB investigations as
"about Hunter" and "Hunter's drug addiction."

Posted by: The official transcript at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM (5FPX4)

479 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM

That was not a nice thing you just did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM (FVJNG)

480 >>Locally, the coven of neo-Marxists that run the city council have been considering using tax revenues to build 'Micro-housing'. The kicker is, they are basing it on the use of 'future tax revenues' to finance it.


'We'll Legalize Weed to pay for it!'

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM (cE/Tp)

481 445 I think Carter smoked pot on the roof with Willie Nelson (RIP Willie), or so claimed Willie.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (MeG8a)


Willie's dead?

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM (JXens)

482 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM


The name alone is sufficient warning.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 01:00 PM (aD39U)

483 Think that “lack of affordable housing “ can be a contributing factor when big cities, such as Boston, have become increasingly expensive as the housing inventory has been reduced by AirBnB + city flooded with immigrants (more competition for cheap options) + foreigners buying up real estate (paying cash far over list price). But . . . amid all the factors contributing to real/perceived lack of available affordable housing are layers upon layers of bad policy decisions by Lefty city politicians and bureaucrats — NOT bigotry/phobia.

Posted by: BEN at July 05, 2023 01:00 PM (Dfddv)

484 Willie's dead?
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM (JXens)



He will be missed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 01:00 PM (aD39U)

485 I think Carter smoked pot on the roof with Willie Nelson (RIP Willie), or so claimed Willie.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (MeG8a)

Willie died? I missed that.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Toking Willie is dead & gone.
Edibles Willie is alive & well at 91.
Willie had to give up toking a couple of years back.
He said his lungs couldn't handle it anymore.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 01:00 PM (+6bUL)

486 From Drugs.com Pro Edition:

Cocaine Hydrochloride Nasal Solution is a clear, blue-green solution provided in a concentration of 4% (40 mg/mL). The 4% nasal solution is provided in both a single-use 4 mL (160 mg/4 mL) and multiple-use 10 mL (400 mg/10 mL) bottles. Each 1 mL of the 4% solution contains 40 mg of cocaine hydrochloride, equivalent to 35.7 mg of cocaine free base as aqueous solution, for topical nasal administration.

It's marketed, packaged and distributed in liquid form, in vials. Not powder in a baggie. My favorite brand name: Numbrino

Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 01:00 PM (kXYt5)

487 Yeah, I hadn’t heard that Willie died, either.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 01:00 PM (xTRSc)

488 I wonder how many Twitter Experts are now proclaiming their vast knowledge of all the legitimate medicinal uses of cocaine obtained from a ten minute deep-dive on Wikipedia?

Which proves it wasn't Hunter!

Cause, uh, he's a recreational abuser?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 01:01 PM (29rl5)

489 Willie's dead?
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM (JXens)

It is after that Nancy Pelosi comment and those stomach churning images from Admiral Ackbar. Whiskey dick ain't got nothing on this mess.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2023 01:01 PM (N39Ws)

490 Numbrino

Numb = numb
rino = nose

Posted by: Muldoon at July 05, 2023 01:01 PM (kXYt5)

491 Yeah, I hadn’t heard that Willie died, either.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Probably because he didn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 01:01 PM (+6bUL)

492 Nude False Hopes

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (aD39U)

493 I entered my favorite female celebrity into www.craiyon.com, along with the key words "patriotic" and "bikini".
---------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Admiral 'Rachel' Levine at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (1a0ym)

494 Whiskey River Don't Run Dry

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (tiR3O)

495 But here, a bag of coke in the personal, private quarters of the West Wing-- no big deal, could've been a million ways it got there. Oh well.
Whatever new excuse Biden gives that replaces the old one is the New Truth.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

It's the Clinton getting BJs from an intern in the oval office all over again. It's a private matter! We've gone from blown to blow.

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (oiNtH)

496 Cokelessness?

Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (RG6z4)

497 380 I got 50 that says someone will lay deuce on the carpet in the oval office before the election.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 05, 2023 12:42 PM

Like The Paolo, I can't be everywhere at once, you know.
Posted by: The Phantom Sh*tter


*whistles innocently*

Posted by: amber heard at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (v3pYe)

498 Willie's dead?
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM (JXens)


He will be missed.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I empathize

Posted by: Zombie Jeff Goldblum at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (lZVy/)

499 IT WAS OBAMAS COKE.

Posted by: BEN at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (Dfddv)

500 It’s going to be a longevity contest between Willie and Keith Richards, I think.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM (xTRSc)

501 Hunter sure reminds me of another sterling scion of a big shot family…guy named Uday.
Posted by: Tom McCarthy
Roger Clinton
Posted by: rickb223


The coup against President Alfredo Stroessner in Paraguay was in part because he was thought to be designating one of his sons as the next dictator, and one was a cokehead and the other was a homosexual

Posted by: Kindltot - Have you considered a momee in Oregon? at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (xhaym)

502 "Yeah, I hadn’t heard that Willie died, either."

I saw it reported Monday, but a quick double check doesn't have any new information.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (MeG8a)

503 I can take the teeth out if you prefer?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi Riding Shotgun at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (cE/Tp)
++++
Why do I eat lunch while reading these threads? It's my own fault.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2023 12:55 PM (t0OGg)

If you aren't going to finish I can take it off your hands.

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (ghEhx)

504 479 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM

That was not a nice thing you just did.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2023 12:59 PM

Hey! Not only is the name a warning...but you have to give AI credit...it's getting pretty good. It gets the facial (and body) shape right well enough that you can ID the person instantly. I love how it understands she has tattoos, but doesn't understand what they are, so they're just random gibberish scribbled on her limbs.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (PGVPg)

505 424 Vegans rarely assault family members or steal from them.

-now this is a crock

Posted by: Bearclaw at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (us2H3)

506 This Red Herring is being floated in every municipality in the country right now.



This is true.
Even in my generally moron-leaning area of W. MI there are whiners complaining about a lack of "affordable housing". Well, sorry, dipshits, inflation and increased demand (from where? Illegals?) are pushing prices higher.

Houses are going up everywhere right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (ufFY8)

507 Years ago I worked in the mental health system. Homeless people for the most part are there by choice. They don't want to go into government supplied housing because there are rules. No drugs, showers, bedtime. People on the street have no rules. Do whatever you want...
---
100%
None of the long time homeless are there due to one bad break, lost job, house fire, etc.

All of them are there due to a lifetime of bad choices.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 01:04 PM (29rl5)

508 Ok let’s think a little differently. There’s a cadre of dems that want Joe out and Gavin in. Maybe they are trying to keep upping the scandal ante to get Joe out.

Posted by: keena at July 05, 2023 01:04 PM (RiTnx)

509 491 Yeah, I hadn’t heard that Willie died, either.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Probably because he didn't.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 05, 2023 01:01 PM (+6bUL)

Well he's dead to me!

Posted by: Homeless Vegan Tranny at July 05, 2023 01:04 PM (53oGX)

510 Willie Nelson is...

[ ] A Done Tom Turkey
[ x ] Hangin' In There.

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 01:04 PM (ghEhx)

511 Hey, did anyone see the photo of Pelosi and staff?

It is all 2s and 3s. Maybe an odd 4.

It hurt my eyes.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 01:04 PM (f9EvM)

512 It’s going to be a longevity contest between Willie and Keith Richards, I think.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2023 01:02 PM


Our grandkids need to start thinking about the Earth they're going to leave them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2023 01:06 PM (a3Q+t)

513 Homelessness is one of this nation's least important issues right now. There's a billion square feet of unused office space that could be used. But... reasons not to do it that make zero sense if the objective is to... you know, house people and get them off the street.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 01:07 PM (Q4IgG)

514 where is Veganistan located ??

do they have beaches ??

Posted by: Cher at July 05, 2023 01:07 PM (us2H3)

515 Nood somethinerother.

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 01:07 PM (ghEhx)

516 Abraham Lincoln: Cocaine Hunter

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 05, 2023 01:08 PM (w9Wax)

517 Even in my generally moron-leaning area of W. MI there are whiners complaining about a lack of "affordable housing". Well, sorry, dipshits, inflation and increased demand (from where? Illegals?) are pushing prices higher.

Houses are going up everywhere right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2023 01:03 PM (ufFY

--------

Another factor in increase demand & home prices where we live in rural Northern AZ are conservatives fleeing shithole states like Califzuela -- like we did a decade ago.

Especially retirees ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 05, 2023 01:08 PM (E/gBi)

518 "Did he also use the new approved language? The new word is "houselessness."


The left keeps changing the words but can't change people perceptions despite their best efforts. After a few more iterations we will be back at "bum"

Posted by: Ripley at July 05, 2023 01:09 PM (KrJTL)

519 Most homeless people have PTSD for which it's almost impossible to find help so they turn to drugs and alcohol to cope with the symptoms.
Maybe importing 150 million non Europeans while exporting jobs overseas while repeatedly using the Heritage population as cannon folder for international finance since the Civil War is a terrible idea leading to cycles of PTSD and despair for those with family's who had skin in the game (warrior class).

Maybe instead of purposely misdiagnosing PTSD and teaching men and women how to deal with it while providing jobs and a future is a better way.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 05, 2023 01:11 PM (exeWe)

520 nood, round eyes!

Posted by: Charlie Chan at July 05, 2023 01:12 PM (Vwz3I)

521 463
365 Why don't the homeless just go to places with lower housing costs and buy a home outright in a place like central California?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Fentanyl is a quarter a tab and good quality marijuana is two dollars a pre-roll so, basically, free, in da city.

Don't have numbers on the distinction between homeless and drug impaired but betting it's narrow.
Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2023 12:57 PM (j4U/Z)
----

If you're high enough that tent or arrangement of cardboard boxes you live in probably appears to be a bungalow in Hollywood Hills.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 05, 2023 01:12 PM (ssESX)

522 Schroedinger's Willie

Posted by: DB - for a brighter tomorrow at July 05, 2023 01:13 PM (geLO8)

523 Of course people who do cocaine are very careful never to leave fingerprints or DNA on the baggies they use to carry their drugs around. Seriously law enforcement knows to nine decimal places exactly who the owner of the drugs is. The only reason they acting like there is some sort of mystery, is that they don't want to identify that person publicly. Seriously how stupid do Democrats think we are?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 01:19 PM (CecP5)

524 Seriously how stupid do Democrats think we are?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 01:19 PM (CecP5)


They don't care.

This is just more rubbing our nose in it.

Posted by: blaster at July 05, 2023 01:24 PM (pwExq)

525 Doesn't it cross the wee peanut sized brains of the media that misinformation can be combatted by information?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 01:33 PM (sB9Kv)

526 Can you solve this groovy mystery?
........

Better call Velma.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

527 do they have beaches ??

Scantily clad beaches!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 05, 2023 01:36 PM (zSyrn)

528 "It could be anybody."

Posted by: william ferrin at July 05, 2023 01:46 PM (lK4g8)

529 The odd are that Sleepy Joe has already laid a deuce on the carpet in the oval office. And Hunter is probably still doing his sister-in-law there monthly.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 05, 2023 01:54 PM (RIfux)

530 Ticket to ride
'White Line Highway'
Tell all your friends
They can go my way
Pay your toll, sell your soul
Pound-for-pound
Costs more than gold

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 05, 2023 01:55 PM (NtVYv)

531 Well to be fair George Bush once brought crack cocaine into the Oval Office for a speech.

It's exactly the same thing.

/Surprised the left hasn't attempted to use this argument yet.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 05, 2023 02:11 PM (gC56t)

532 Jinxies! It must have been Old Man Smithers!

Posted by: Yoix, Scub! at July 05, 2023 02:44 PM (VsUo2)

533 Don't be surprised if the Biden* junta and the Joseph Goebbels media decide to make the "a random tourist left the coke" fable the Official Truth (TM). Some poor low-level security people will be made the scapegoats and fired/charged.

Posted by: Mhandisi at July 05, 2023 03:19 PM (IXANy)

534 I think the question is, “Who could have possibly left Hunter’s bag of cocaine in the White House?”

Posted by: Sven at July 05, 2023 04:38 PM (DB+pb)

535 forget it jake, it's China town.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 05, 2023 06:38 PM (nJ1bF)

536 forget it ace, it's China white.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 05, 2023 06:38 PM (nJ1bF)

537 This isn't solving the enigma machine. Simply go back on the video camera till someone places the cocaine in the spot where it was later found. It shouldn't take more than an hour tops. OOPS, this means the Secret service has known for days! Some old dirtbag keeps screaming at them, "Nobody F***s with a Biden! I guess they will have to round up the usual suspects instead!

Posted by: GA48 at July 05, 2023 06:46 PM (Odddi)

538 Can they spell H.U.N.T.E.R.-B.I.D.E.N.?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 05, 2023 07:32 PM (wGqjj)

539 Huh.

Would everyone who has received prescription drugs from a reputable pharmacy, packaged in a little sandwich baggie, please raise your hands?

I did not know Walgreens or CVS would do that. SO much easier to open than those child-proof caps that you need a child to open! When next I renew my prescription, I must remember to ask for it in a baggie.

Posted by: Persnickety at July 06, 2023 10:48 AM (6fdSm)

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