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Men's Health: If You're a Man Attracted to Women, You're a Part of the Gay Rainbow Now, Too. You're a "Gynosexual."

Men's Health has always been, no offense, a gay magazine. In the nineties, I read a great parody of it, possibly in Maxim, calling it "Men's Health: The Women's Magazine for Men (TM)."

But they've outdone themselves now. Straight men are now "gynosexuals," and just another of the many flavors of gay.

menshealthgynosexual.jpg


"Gynosexual" stems from the Greek word "gyn," for "woman" or "female." "It's a relatively new term in the lexicon of sexual orientation, created to offer a more inclusive language for people who don't identify within the traditional gender binary," Foxx explains. For instance, if someone is non-binary and attracted to women, "gynosexual" may be a better fit for them than "straight" (which would typically be used by a man) or "lesbian" (which would typically be used by a woman).

"Additionally, it can be used by individuals who may be attracted to femininity or femme-presenting expressions that have nothing to do with gender identity," Foxx adds. A gynosexual person can be attracted to feminine women, men, and/or non-binary people. Some gynosexual people are attracted to feminine people of all genders, while others are attracted just to feminine people of one gender, says Justin Lehmiller, Ph.D., a member of the Men's Health Advisory Panel and Astroglide's resident sex researcher.

Men's Health has an "Astroglide resident sex researcher"?

This explains so much.

I could see some usage for the word "gynosexual" if it lets me be straight and unhasseled about not accepting male transsexuals as women. But they didn't say that, so the word apparently doesn't confer the benefit of not having to pretend to be sexually interested in Men Wearing Party City Wigs.

Meanwhile, a conservative writers said that "cisgender" is a slur and it was his own Gender Preference to not be called a "cisgender man," but just a man.

The trans community, which never stops making terroristic demands about how we're to address the Transsexual Aristocracy, said that non-transgender normal people have no similar rights to dictate how they are to be addressed, and repeatedly called him "cis" and "cissy bitch."


James Esses
@JamesEsses

Jun 20

Yesterday, after posting a Tweet saying that I reject the word 'cis' and don't wish to be called it, I receive a slew of messages from trans activists calling me "cissy" and telling me that I am 'cis' "whether or not I like it".

Just imagine if the roles were reversed.

Elon Musk agreed, and said that "cis" was in fact a "slur:"


Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions.

The words "cis" or "cisgender" are considered slurs on this platform.

I'm not sure Elon Musk has any control over Twitter -- I suspect he gave up almost all power to his CEO as a condition for her taking the job, to appease the advertising-boycotters as well as Europe which imposes its own official, state-level demands for censorship. So I don't think his opinion about what is and what is not a slur even matters.

James Esses noted the irony:


James Esses
@JamesEsses


Me: I don't recognise the term 'cis'. Please don't call me it.

Trans activist: Tough. You can't change who you are or how others see you.

Me: Well... this is awkward...

Posted by: Ace at 02:11 PM




Comments

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1 Okay.

Does that mean that the Democrat Party will bend to my every will now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

2 I am just here for the boobs. Vagina too, but boobs are my first love.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:11 PM (zZu0s)

3 We prefer the term Super Straight.

Posted by: someguy at June 21, 2023 02:12 PM (Ecl8U)

4 top five again. sigh

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:12 PM (B1FKF)

5 1 Okay.

Does that mean that the Democrat Party will bend to my every will now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

Well, your fashion and interior decorating were always suspiciously strong...

And you type gay, so...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)

6 Hooray, we all get labels! Like discounted Valentine's candy at the grocery store.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (KFhLj)

7 And there we go again, it has to be a mixed race couple.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (3JfbU)

8 aaaaaannndd. . . Men's Health gets a Woke check in the box for racial harmony.

Yayyyy!

Posted by: Texas at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (lf83v)

9 5 Well, your fashion and interior decorating were always suspiciously strong...

And you type gay, so...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)

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I think this is considered a hate crime now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

10 "cissy"

cartmen used that word in an episode of 'south park' in which he puts a little plastic pink ribbon on his hat and insists on his right to stink up the girls' bathroom.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (B1FKF)

11 Better put up a Cultural Marxist Flag on front as soon as I get home

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (fiT71)

12 6 Hooray, we all get labels! Like discounted Valentine's candy at the grocery store.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (KFhLj)

I cannot seem to find cinnamon imperials (red hots) in the candy aisle anymore. They were tasty (back when I consumed sugar candy.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

13 If you read Men's Health, you probably sip penis.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (pohLc)

14 Elon Musk has any control over Twitter -- I suspect he gave up almost all power to his CEO as a condition for her taking the job,


Control is largely The Party's (security dept) again.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (VaVcd)

15 "cartmen used that word in an episode of 'south park' in which he puts a little plastic pink ribbon on his hat and insists on his right to stink up the girls' bathroom."

Wait. I've heard this story before.

Posted by: someguy at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (Ecl8U)

16 Nope.
I'm not the one confused by reality.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (7nRFT)

17 Are there actual real magazines out there that people buy and read or is this some online con?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (ifUkZ)

18 I think this is considered a hate crime now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

I thought you would be pleased.

You gay guys are hard to read.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

19 Gynosexual" stems from the Greek word "gyn," for "woman" or "female." "It's a relatively new term in the lexicon of sexual orientation

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The word normal has been banned?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (3JfbU)

20 I prefer the term normal.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (oiNtH)

21 We are all imaginarysexuals now.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (AYpIl)

22 13 If you read Men's Health, you probably sip penis.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2023 02:14 PM (pohLc)

Didn't they used to have pictorials of scantily clad women?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

23 I'm a gyrosexual.

Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (iayUP)

24 Keep in mind that while the current goal of trannies is to normalize child grooming and sexual contact, their next goal is banning discrimination in "dating" transexuals.

That's right if you won't have sex with a tranny you will be guilty. And if you don't believe it go to a lesbian dating site and say you don't want to "date" a transwoman and see what happens.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)

25 18 I thought you would be pleased.

You gay guys are hard to read.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

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I'm not gay. I'm gynosexual. Get my labels right! It's all that matters to me! It's where I get my sense of self-worth from!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

26 I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus.

*makes tiny arm motions*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (aD39U)

27 Can Men's Health say Pussy?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (ifUkZ)

28 Men's Health has always been, no offense, a gay magazine. In the nineties, I read a great parody of it, possibly in Maxim, calling it "Men's Health: The Women's Magazine for Men (TM)."

Wasn't Gutfeld the managing editor of Maxim for a while? I know he hung out with the Samizdata crew while he lived in London.

Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (rj6Yv)

29 Yes yes. And if you like women with two eyes you are a bi-sightophiliac. Everything is a thing now, nothing is real, forget everything you've ever known and listen to us. Listen to us. Listen to us.

Actually come to think of it a lack of depth perception might be just what I've been looking for in a woman.

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (8oxb7)

30 I'm not gay. I'm gynosexual. Get my labels right! It's all that matters to me! It's where I get my sense of self-worth from!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

Now THAT makes sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

31 And you get a label and you get a label...everyone gets a label!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (2YtOq)

32 So now normal women are "demisexuals" and normal men are "gynosexuals"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)

33 I don't use woke terminology. To be gay is to be happy and joyous, to sip penis is faggotry.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (pohLc)

34 I’m heterosexual. No need to make up other names.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (MNhXM)

35 33 I don't use woke terminology. To be gay is to be happy and joyous, to sip penis is faggotry.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (pohLc)

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I thought faggotry was to be in the business of selling cigarettes in England.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

36 26 I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus.

*makes tiny arm motions*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (aD39U)

I read that in Jesse Ventura's Blain(Blane?) voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (zZu0s)

37 how about "Heterosexual" aka Normal.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (Cus5s)

38 I'm a straight white male. I won't apologize for that nor will I choose to use "cute" terms for what I am.

Don't like it, trannies? Then fuck right off...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (YIVH2)

39 Nine ways to avoid Monkey Pox, number 7 will surprise you!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (aD39U)

40 I don't use woke terminology. To be gay is to be happy and joyous, to sip penis is faggotry.

Ahem, I am the manliest man I know, and as a manly man I can tell you you'd have to be pretty gay to turn down a girthy ladypenis.

Posted by: David French at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (lc5cP)

41 I think the website theartofmanliness is cis. So, not teh ghay.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (Q4IgG)

42 Is vaginasexual a thing?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (riDli)

43 If gynosexual means wanting to pound a vagina with one's penis, then I'm in.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (ufFY8)

44 "I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus."

You're dinosexual?

Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (iayUP)

45 Heterosexuality is not simply a sexuality amongst various other sexualities, it sits atop the super predicate order of sexuality, all other sexualties are deviant in nature and violate the natural order of the universe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (T5HCh)

46 Hey, Ace!

Let's all hold hands and drop Super Straight and become Gynosexual! What benefits do we get now? I want my own month and flag.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (zcPgo)

47 I don’t want to have sex with guys.

I’m a guy-no sexual.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (Ukf/F)

48 I'm a gyrosexual.
______

So you have sex with a meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie, then sliced and served wrapped or stuffed in pita bread?

Posted by: Chef A. De Cuisine at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (lf83v)

49 The first rule of LOLGBT Club is you never fucking shut up about LOLGBT Club. I'd honestly rather fuck a vegan.

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (8oxb7)

50 You're dinosexual?
Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (iayUP)



That's an entire genre of woman's fiction.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (aD39U)

51 Huh, I read GyroSexual...is that thing?

Posted by: Special Fred at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (or2+y)

52 ... go to a lesbian dating site and say you don't want to "date" a transwoman and see what happens.

Lesbian trapped in a man's body is supposed to be a joke.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (VaVcd)

53 I thought faggotry was to be in the business of selling cigarettes in England.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

A distinction without a difference.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (pohLc)

54 Without trying to understand these people too well, I think that term is an offshoot of the gender theory wierdoes calling straights and gays "genital fetishists"...

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (J3OJd)

55 " I'm a gyrosexual.
______
So you have sex with a meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie, then sliced and served wrapped or stuffed in pita bread?
Posted by: Chef A. De Cuisine "


Naw. Give me a spin.

Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (iayUP)

56 How fucking stupid. Is there no end to this insanity?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (guGkK)

57 In terms of "gender flag bulls**t", this actually is less insane than the time they tried to create a category for people who you like to be with but don't have a sexual attraction for... i.e., friends.

Posted by: can of spam at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (7oNMO)

58 and in case you're wondering about that guy:

"Dr. Justin Lehmiller received his Ph.D. in Social Psychology from Purdue University"

more qualified that dr jill, anyway.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:19 PM (B1FKF)

59 Call me Cismael!

Posted by: Gender Confused Dickens Character at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (KFhLj)

60 It looks like if one identifies as a "gynosexual", he can wear a ribbon, too.

Posted by: mrp at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (rj6Yv)

61 41 I think the website theartofmanliness is cis. So, not teh ghay.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2023 02:18 PM (Q4IgG)

I always looked at the... Men's Movement/Self Help/Life Coach leaders with a great deal of skepticism. Jack Murphy was just... well, look at him- who couldn't see that coming?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

62 Garrett will not be invited to the Gynosexual foursome, however.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (zcPgo)

63 Keep in mind that while the current goal of trannies is to normalize child grooming and sexual contact, their next goal is banning discrimination in "dating" transexuals.

That's right if you won't have sex with a tranny you will be guilty. And if you don't believe it go to a lesbian dating site and say you don't want to "date" a transwoman and see what happens.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)
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It's all part of the same mindset that states that what is not forbidden is *required* by The Powers That Be.

Once all of the taboos are gone from society, then what was formerly taboo becomes the social norm. You will be made to conform. By force, if necessary.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (YIVH2)

64 I cannot seem to find cinnamon imperials (red hots) in the candy aisle anymore. They were tasty (back when I consumed sugar candy.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Any thing that doesn't move off their shelves doesn't get purchased for display any longer.

Amazon for those things you can't find and you'll find plenty.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (7nRFT)

65 Eh, whatever.

Posted by: Gender Confused Dickens Melville Character at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (KFhLj)

66 I'm a gyrosexual.
______

So you have sex with a meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie, then sliced and served wrapped or stuffed in pita bread?
________

I thought the tzaziki sauce tasted a little funny.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (lf83v)

67 "Call me Cismael!
Posted by: Gender Confused Dickens Character"

That's a twist.

Posted by: H. Melville at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (iayUP)

68 Like++ the pic of an average American couple up top.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (VaVcd)

69 The chick in the sidebar with the eyebrows...she wants me.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (iziT8)

70 If you are a white female who is attracted to black males you are junglsexual. Spike Lee told me this.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (MNhXM)

71 But they've outdone themselves now. Straight men are now "gynosexuals," and just another of the many flavors of gay.
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Not exactly. It's a bit more subtle than that. It's a language trick designed to try to level the linguistic playing field.

It is the deviant that gets named, not the normal. The normal doesn't need a name, because it's normal. Gay people get labeled, non-gay people don't need to be. Dudes who think they're chicks are abnormal, so they get the label ("trans," in this case). Dudes who know they're dudes are normal, so there is no label. They're just dudes. This is how language works.

All of this kind of linguistic chicanery is designed to make the abnormal non-abnormal. They can't do this without changing the language because the language is, by definition, normative. Since they can't make abnormality normal, they look to make normality co-equal with abnormality. They do this by synthesizing labels for the normal in the same manner that they label the abnormal, seeking to make it just one among many things, to drag it down to linguistically equal footing with deviance - and thus destroy the privileged position of normality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (t0OGg)

72 ’m heterosexual. No need to make up other names.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:17 PM (MNhXM)

You could have just said normal.

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (8oxb7)

73 i would have thought that a gyrosexual was a person who liked to gave sex while spinning around.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:22 PM (B1FKF)

74 > Huh, I read GyroSexual...is that thing?

Well, there are people who'll stick their dingus in any warm piece of meat. So yes.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:22 PM (R38qh)

75 Started physical therapy yesterday. On a form I had to fill out it asked what your pronouns were then the next question was gender. I wrote out biological male for both.

Posted by: JROD at June 21, 2023 02:22 PM (IlL6s)

76 The trans community, which never stops making terroristic demands about how we're to address the Transsexual Aristocracy, said that non-transgender normal people have no similar rights to dictate how they are to be addressed, and repeatedly called him "cis" and "cissy bitch."
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They're in charge, Ace. Right of power.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:22 PM (t0OGg)

77 Elon Musk trapped all cissys on seamen-filled vessel at CEO's order.

Posted by: snopes at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (Vwz3I)

78 "It's a relatively new term in the lexicon of sexual orientation"

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Oh goodie, liberals made up a new nonsense term.

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (i7Q7S)

79 I could see some usage for the word "gynosexual" if it lets me be straight and unhasseled about not accepting male transsexuals as women.

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Imma gonna need to see the new, hourly-updated, Kamala-inspired Venn Diagrams to make tails or tails of this ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (6+ZSF)

80 I like trains!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (/csRr)

81 I'm not sure Elon Musk has any control over Twitter -- I suspect he gave up almost all power to his CEO as a condition for her taking the job, to appease the advertising-boycotters as well as Europe which imposes its own official, state-level demands for censorship. So I don't think his opinion about what is and what is not a slur even matters.
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Perhaps not within Twitter anymore. I dunno.

But it does matter in the popular culture.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)

82 This seems like Rush Limbaugh's "male lesbian" with extra steps.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (ZGrMX)

83
The word normal has been banned?
Posted by: President Select Decaf
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'Neuronormal' is gaining traction. It means 'Sane', but with sciencey overtones.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (0v4YR)

84 I'm a FourteenDollarsTheHardWaySexual.

Got change for a $20.00?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (HiuPw)

85 They invented an anti AIDS drug in the 80s but Fauci covered it up.

It was called trynoassatol.

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (8oxb7)

86 @70 polynikes-Snow Bunny

Posted by: JROD at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (IlL6s)

87
I'll go with the old label, "Normal".

Thank you very much.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (fb7jX)

88 All of this kind of linguistic chicanery is designed to make the abnormal non-abnormal. They can't do this without changing the language because the language is, by definition, normative. Since they can't make abnormality normal, they look to make normality co-equal with abnormality. They do this by synthesizing labels for the normal in the same manner that they label the abnormal, seeking to make it just one among many things, to drag it down to linguistically equal footing with deviance - and thus destroy the privileged position of normality.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:21 PM (t0OGg)

I'm glad I am dead and sitting in a jar.

Posted by: Abby Normal at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (ufFY8)

89 So is it totally a coincidence that the made-up term they made up to describe (I think?) the sexuality of normal hetero men just happens to be the awkward and ugly-sounding "gynosexual"?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

90 "It's a relatively new term in the lexicon of sexual orientation"

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Oh goodie, liberals made up a new nonsense term.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (i7Q7S)


Jargon. The mark of a subliterate thinker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (guGkK)

91 Not to be a homo about this but faggot means bundle, as in a faggot of sticks. Fascist also was originally a bundle or faggot.

The connection between faggots and fascists has always been there.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (nnp+f)

92 I wouldn’t trust that guy just looking at him.

Posted by: Stuff My Dad Used To Say at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (ldF7/)

93 80 I like trains!
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (/csRr)

Sure. That's why you picked a veep who's HO gauge.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (9UlRk)

94
I'll go with the old label, "Normal".

Thank you very much.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (fb7jX)

Good damn point, dude.

Why in the fuck should I have to accept the fags' slur for me (straight) as what I am?

I don't. I'll go with "normal," or "non-fag," TYVM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (oINRc)

95 Now do 'GQ'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (0v4YR)

96 Wouldn't lesbians also be gynosexual?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (aD39U)

97 "Nine ways to avoid Monkey Pox, number 7 will surprise you!"

1. Don't have anal sex in a car
2. Don't have anal sex in a bar ...
3 ....

Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (Cus5s)

98 I'm a Dynosexual. Horsepower makes me horny.

Posted by: Red Line at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (iayUP)

99 Don't look at me, I'm a stochastic cis-neurodivergent.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, I said don't look at me! at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (PiwSw)

100 when will they come up with a term for us guys who are attracted to redheads? isn't everyone entitled to his own category now?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (B1FKF)

101 Boy, was I born at the wrong time.

Posted by: Zombie Ernst Röhm, the highest-ranking gay Nazi at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (lf83v)

102 Trans rights are pedo rights.

Every single part of the trans movement leads back to pedophiles.

Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (kzRvr)

103 All I can say is that all of this fetishization and obsessive behavior about sex and sexuality is not gonna make anyone feel more included or foster inclusivity.

It will only end with the trannies and alphabet people feeling more oppressed, harassed and objectified and derided.
Because the normals are sick of this shit.
So, good.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (6Tc2R)

104 So that multicolor flag can add another stripe and now everyone is represented. Since it represents everyone, there is no longer a need for it and we can just get rid of that ugly flag. Right?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (fs1hN)

105 > It is the deviant that gets named, not the normal.

Correct. That's why we call people who have multiple personalities "people who suffer from Dissociative Identity Disorder." We don't call normal people "people who don't suffer from Dissociative Identity Disorder."

It's understood that the deviation needs a name and the normal doesn't. It's understood that you don't describe the normal in terms of the deviation.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (R38qh)

106 Leftists change the language anytime the old words expose their idiocy.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (CecP5)

107 Just listened to congresswoman Spartz, from our side...

I have no idea what she said, but she was pissed.

Posted by: jwest at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (VP9ao)

108 when will they come up with a term for us guys who are attracted to redheads? isn't everyone entitled to his own category now?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (B1FKF)

Ginger snapper attracted

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (MNhXM)

109 Neuronormal' is gaining traction. It means 'Sane', but with sciencey overtones.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 02:23 PM (0v4YR)

Do you know what ELSE had sciencey overtones?

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (8oxb7)

110 "Nine ways to avoid Monkey Pox, number 7 will surprise you!"

1. Don't have anal sex in a car
2. Don't have anal sex in a bar ...
3 ....
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (Cus5s)



I will not suck it, SamIam.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (aD39U)

111 They invented an anti AIDS drug in the 80s but Fauci covered it up.

It was called trynoassatol.


The problem with AIDS or monkeypox really isn't even the anal sex. You can only catch a disease from someone that has it, and if you have are monogamous you are only going to catch what your partner had coming into the relationship.

The real problem is having sex with dozens or hundreds of men you don't know. Yes, the anal sex makes it riskier but its the sheer number of sex partners.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (lc5cP)

112 I read Lehmiller's article. Wtf is he talking about?? I don't get half the references and terms he uses, because they sound stupid and made-up for purely political reasons. It's just leftwing homo word salad.

And "gynosexual"? Must have been a homo that came up with this ugly, awkward term. No straight man would call themselves that.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

113 More deep thoughts from Elon Musk:

"In the Toy Story universe, sex toys are alive"

https://tinyurl.com/p6m8resr

That's a horrifying thought.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (R38qh)

114 "Men's" "Health"

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (8oxb7)

115 It's understood that the deviation needs a name and the normal doesn't. It's understood that you don't describe the normal in terms of the deviation.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (R38qh)
++++
Unless you're a radical deconstructionist looking to eliminate normality - then you make up words like "cisgendered" and "gynosexual."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg)

116 108 when will they come up with a term for us guys who are attracted to redheads? isn't everyone entitled to his own category now?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (B1FKF)

Ginger snapper attracted
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (MNhXM)

Kunisexual

'Ahhhhh, Red Snapper! Very tasty....'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (zZu0s)

117 gyrosexual is into subs, this explains the missing sub.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (OgrpQ)

118 Speaking of fags, I heard Money For Nothing on the radio today and "faggot" was excised.

No even bleeped.
Just a gap

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (ufFY8)

119 66 I'm a gyrosexual.
______

So you have sex with a meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie, then sliced and served wrapped or stuffed in pita bread?
________

I thought the tzaziki sauce tasted a little funny.
--------------
Go to Roy's and have a Roast Beef sandwich. I recommend the BBQ sauce. Just like a virgin.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (ifUkZ)

120 Red Snapper was already taken.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (MNhXM)

121 A mixed race couple in the picture in the Men's Health tweet. How stunning and brave!

Posted by: Chuck C at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (Rr5Cf)

122 107 Just listened to congresswoman Spartz, from our side...

I have no idea what she said, but she was pissed.
Posted by: jwest at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (VP9ao)

========

Did she say that she was going to build a coalition within the House to deny any funding to the FBI until those who subverted our electoral processes were put in jail?

Or did she blather about norms and being shocked?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

123 I'm glad I am dead and sitting in a jar.
Posted by: Abby Normal at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (ufFY
====================
That's the right attitude!

Posted by: OceanGate Expeditions at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (/csRr)

124 After I got married I became wynosexual.

Posted by: Red Line at June 21, 2023 02:28 PM (iayUP)

125 > when will they come up with a term for us guys who are attracted to redheads?

Rubrosexual?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:28 PM (R38qh)

126 96: possible thread winner

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:28 PM (B1FKF)

127 Kevin McCarthy is not a gynosexual.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 21, 2023 02:28 PM (9RRW+)

128 After I got married I became wynosexual.

Never let your spouse eat the wedding cake...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:28 PM (lc5cP)

129 123 I'm glad I am dead and sitting in a jar.
Posted by: Abby Normal at June 21, 2023 02:24 PM (ufFY

=========

It had been so long since I'd seen the original Frankenstein that I was surprised to see that that scene from Young Frankenstein got lifted with almost no change from the original horror film. I thought it was a joke. It was really just a lift.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

130 66 I'm a gyrosexual.
______

So you have sex with a meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie, then sliced and served wrapped or stuffed in pita bread?
________

I thought the tzaziki sauce tasted a little funny.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 21, 2023 02:20 PM (lf83v)

Worst part is that nobody ever says it right.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 21, 2023 02:29 PM (KbCG3)

131 They just need to make the vote not secret.

They already dox your political campaign contributions so why not your ballot.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2023 02:29 PM (v8JNZ)

132 125 > when will they come up with a term for us guys who are attracted to redheads?

Rubrosexual?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:28 PM (R38qh)

----------------------

I believe the term is "damned"...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 21, 2023 02:29 PM (uPgE/)

133 Red Line's a wine mom?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:29 PM (R38qh)

134 All the sex researcher guys were effing pedophiles. Sick freaks.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (DcKNO)

135 The term "cisgender" was invented by some Pedo (don't recall if gay or straight) and is why we all should reject it -- in addition to the thousands of other onslaughts destroying the language, culture, and reason/conceptual thinking (primary faculty of the mind).

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (p+lBr)

136 Speaking of fags, I heard Money For Nothing on the radio today and "faggot" was excised.

No even bleeped.
Just a gap


The band requested it be excised like 15 years ago. I haven't heard it on the radio with that verse even existing since. You can still hear the original version on YouTube though, and it's fucking hilarious when Gen Z "reaction channels" hit it.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (ZGrMX)

137 I saw a headline in some FNM outlook that said, "Why the American flag is a symbol of tyranny to many"

And...that's the gay flag. The point of the gay flag is to let people know they have betters and those betters will destroy you if you cross them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (lc5cP)

138 I want my spot on the flag.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (ytSiK)

139 Speaking of fags, I heard Money For Nothing on the radio today and "faggot" was excised.
------

Do not expect to hear Ten Years After, 'I'd love to change the world'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (Khgxe)

140 Is position rape still a thing? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Special Fred at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (or2+y)

141 A Real Man would have conquered Europe.

Posted by: XTC at June 21, 2023 02:30 PM (sm6Pk)

142 119 66 I'm a gyrosexual.
______

So you have sex with a meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie, then sliced and served wrapped or stuffed in pita bread?


Only in Greece. In Turkey, your a Donerkebabist.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 21, 2023 02:31 PM (PiwSw)

143 They want Christians in the closet and won't stop until they get there or until they get a fight.

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:31 PM (8oxb7)

144 Could any or all of these "words" be formed into a physical existence such as a bat and used to literally beat people over the head with?

any chance of that. I'd buy one or two.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 21, 2023 02:31 PM (FCbAQ)

145 They decided to reuse the letters of the alphabet now, and never even got to the Greek ones.

Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2023 02:31 PM (F7Oh5)

146 This word, gynosexual, is well, disgusting - Bill Kristol

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 21, 2023 02:32 PM (9RRW+)

147 >>>If You're a Man Attracted to Women, You're a Part of the Gay Rainbow Now, Too.

... or you're a part of the problem!
H8er.

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:32 PM (LodBx)

148 It had been so long since I'd seen the original Frankenstein that I was surprised to see that that scene from Young Frankenstein got lifted with almost no change from the original horror film. I thought it was a joke. It was really just a lift.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

If I recall, part of the "It's alive!" line was censored at the time, because it was (is) blasphemous. I forget the actual words, but Frankenstein essentially claims he is a god because he created life.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2023 02:32 PM (ufFY8)

149 Ginger snapper attracted
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (MNhXM)

Thats close to what a coworker says when his young red head daughter those a temper tantrum, It's a ginger Snap

Posted by: Beartooth at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (8vzCZ)

150 Sane.

I'll just go with being sane. You weirdos can blather on and on about whatever new, made-up labels you want to use.

I'll stick with sane. The opposite of what they are.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (Q4IgG)

151 Can a guy wear a t-shirt that says I love vagina or is that only okay for a lesbian?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (DcKNO)

152 GYN-O-MITE!
--Jimmie Walker if he had been woke

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (LodBx)

153 GYN-O-MITE!

Posted by: JJ Walker's cis-ter at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (F7Oh5)

154 I was watching a Brian Atlas show and he mentioned the average man is most attracted to a 22-24 year old woman, even if he's 40/50/60...whatever

His guests didn't like that. One older female guest started throwing around the term pedophilia.

And why the hell is a normal man liking a 24 year old "pedophilia" whereas an adult tranny twerking for a *4 year old* is perfectly ok?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (lc5cP)

155 RhinoSexuals usually don't live very long.

Posted by: Special Fred at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (or2+y)

156 I want no part of the Gay Rainbow. I like bobs and vagene.

So fuck off, pansy.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (brAQZ)

157 I came out as a lesbian a couple days ago. I'm good.


Lesbian. Not thespian.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (XtkZj)

158 When the Left talks big on race they talk about the need for "racial healing". How come no one is taking about "sexual healing"?

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (8oxb7)

159 when will they come up with a term for us guys who are attracted to redheads? isn't everyone entitled to his own category now?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:25 PM (B1FKF)
++++
I'd go with "gyno-attracted rufosexual."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (t0OGg)

160 Can a guy wear a t-shirt that says I love vagina or is that only okay for a lesbian?

Trannies call it "part preference" or something like that when lesbians insist on a factory-installed vag. So it's not acceptable for anyone.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)

161
GYN-O-MITE!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (iayUP)

162 The lies flow so easily out of the mouth of this brain dead piece of shit.

Biden mocks Second Amendment supporters, says you 'need an F-16' to take on government
June 21, 2023 11:48am EDT
https://tinyurl.com/99k3tkj3

Biden's remarks at a fundraising event in a private residence in California...
"We have to change," Biden said. "There’s a lot of things we can change, because the American people by and large agree you don’t need a weapon of war. I’m a Second Amendment guy. I taught it for four years, six years in law school. And guess what? It doesn’t say that you can own any weapon you want. It says there are certain weapons that you just can’t own. Even during when it was passed, you couldn’t own a cannon. You can’t own a machine gun.… No, I’m serious."

"You know, I love these guys who say the Second Amendment is — you know, the tree of liberty is water with the blood of patriots. Well, if [you] want to do that, you want to work against the government, you need an F-16. You need something else than just an AR-15," he added.

Full Remarks by President Biden at a Campaign Reception
https://t.co/Fd3gwZS5fj

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (MFZ8i)

163 GY-NO-MITE, guys!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (guGkK)

164 156 I want no part of the Gay Rainbow. I like bobs and vagene.

So fuck off, pansy.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (brAQZ)

Who's Bob? From the NSA?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (XtkZj)

165 David Harsanyi
@davidharsanyi
Biden says he taught the Second Amendment for "four years, six years in law school?" I'm skeptical!
8:39 AM · Jun 21, 2023

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (MFZ8i)

166 Can a guy wear a t-shirt that says I love vagina or is that only okay for a lesbian?

Does your net wealth exceed $100M?

Are you a famous actor/musician?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (lc5cP)

167 152 GYN-O-MITE!
--Jimmie Walker if he had been woke
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (LodBx)

153 GYN-O-MITE!
Posted by: JJ Walker's cis-ter at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (F7Oh5)
++++
LOL. This place, man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (t0OGg)

168
I'm a gyrosexual.
______


Stable genius

Posted by: Mister Ed at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (63Dwl)

169 162 "You know, I love these guys who say the Second Amendment is — you know, the tree of liberty is water with the blood of patriots. Well, if [you] want to do that, you want to work against the government, you need an F-16. You need something else than just an AR-15," he added.

Full Remarks by President Biden at a Campaign Reception
https://t.co/Fd3gwZS5fj
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (MFZ8i)

=========

Is that why the Taliban run Afghanistan now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

170 So is my GI a homocologist?

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (8oxb7)

171 152 GYN-O-MITE!
--Jimmie Walker if he had been woke
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (LodBx)

153 GYN-O-MITE!
Posted by: JJ Walker's cis-ter at June 21, 2023 02:33 PM (F7Oh5)

Lookit that Hordemind!

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (LodBx)

172
Trannies call it "part preference" or something like that when lesbians insist on a factory-installed vag. So it's not acceptable for anyone.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)

Get the undercoating from the dealer.

Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (F7Oh5)

173 Trannies call it "part preference" or something like that when lesbians insist on a factory-installed vag. So it's not acceptable for anyone.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)

----

Okay, new idea...A t-shirt that says "The Part I prefer is vagina"

Just spitballing.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (DcKNO)

174 I like bobs and vagene.

So does half of Bangalore.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (ZGrMX)

175 111 They invented an anti AIDS drug in the 80s but Fauci covered it up.

It was called trynoassatol.

The problem with AIDS or monkeypox really isn't even the anal sex. You can only catch a disease from someone that has it, and if you have are monogamous you are only going to catch what your partner had coming into the relationship.

The real problem is having sex with dozens or hundreds of men you don't know. Yes, the anal sex makes it riskier but its the sheer number of sex partners.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:26 PM (lc5cP)
___________

That and the type of group sex these lunatics engage in with these dozens of partners. It's not just anal sex with a condom or other protection. It's perverted blood- and feces-fetish sex in as rough and dangerous a manner as possible. It's much riskier than hetero group sex, which usually includes use of condoms and basic safety precautions. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

176 i read an article the other day about a school that was having good success with teaching reading by relying on 'the science of reading': (was at npr june 12):

"Going forward, 30 or 45 minutes of every reading class in Bibb County will be spent like this, building phonemic awareness, a core skill in what's called Structured Literacy or, broadly, the Science of Reading."

in other words, phonics. previously they were using what in the 1980s was called "whole language". just like their students, these idiots just never learn, do they.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (B1FKF)

177 What color do we get on the flag, btw?

All the good ones are taken.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (XtkZj)

178 Trannies call it "part preference" or something like that when lesbians insist on a factory-installed vag. So it's not acceptable for anyone.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)
++++
It takes a modern leftist to truly reduce a human being to component parts, thus truly and perfectly objectifying people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)

179 Trannies call it "part preference" or something like that when lesbians insist on a factory-installed vag. So it's not acceptable for anyone.

Is a surgically created vag using tilapia skin vegan? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: David French goes vegan at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (lc5cP)

180 I am a SIGsexual.

Any faggot demands sexual congress with me will be met with my immediate VETO by way of multiple 9mm-gasms.

Given that the SIG P-938 is a 3/4 scale 1911 derivative, a John Moses Browning based design, then I am confident that I stand on Righteous Ground.

And the SIG is just the one that I carry concealed.

Just wait till I whup out the full size .45 ACP! I'll just tell the Twinks that "Government Model" means "teat", and to commence suckage of same.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (e6UQI)

181 When the Left talks big on race they talk about the need for "racial healing". How come no one is taking about "sexual healing"?
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (8oxb7)



You asked for it.

https://ytube.io/3fnW

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (aD39U)

182 gyn-o-might

(LGBTwhateverQuestioning)

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (LodBx)

183 Full Remarks by President Biden at a Campaign Reception
https://t.co/Fd3gwZS5fj
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 21, 2023 02:34 PM (MFZ8i)

This fucker taught 2A for "four years, six years in law school"?
What?

Fuck off, vegetable.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (ufFY8)

184 I am a fan of vagina.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (GwxCX)

185 177 What color do we get on the flag, btw?

All the good ones are taken.
--------------
I think Mauve is still available.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (ifUkZ)

186 I forget the actual words, but Frankenstein essentially claims he is a god because he created life.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
--------

OTOH,
“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds”. - Oppenheimer, quoting from the Bhagavad-Gita

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (TyYgv)

187 Under their rules I'm a

Non-Binary hyper gynosexual.

1. I don't ascribe to any "gender identity" as they define them because I don't think they are real.
2. Hyper because I really like me some sex.
3. Gyno because I like women.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (6kGoa)

188 It takes a modern leftist to truly reduce a human being to component parts, thus truly and perfectly objectifying people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)

-------

This is true.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (DcKNO)

189 I'm curious, what is the term for someone who enjoys sticking his/her/xer dick into the suppurating, bloody open wound that a tranny refers to as his genitals?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (guGkK)

190 "I’m a Second Amendment guy. I taught it for four years, six years in law school."

=============

LMFAO!!

Biden went to a bottom tier law school and finished close to last in his class.

He never taught anything.

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (i7Q7S)

191 Notice how liberals obsess over stupid shit? They never strive to do anything useful. They strive to be useless, and boy have they succeeded. But hell, they sure built one hellova submarine, no?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (pohLc)

192 Normalize deviancy and demonize anything that is normal, wholesome, innocent, harmless, etc.

Been going on decades. The difference now, it is being codified into law, and “mob rule” crowd sourced, replacing curriculum in schools, and subject for endless discussion on official state media.

I’m sure it’s all a coincidence and totally organic, grassroots phenomenon

Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (ldF7/)

193 here is a short Tom Scott video of a manual cable car in Slovenia

https://youtu.be/72RxerDwzEo

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (xhaym)

194 Get the undercoating from the dealer.
Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2023 02:35 PM (F7Oh5)

And the floor mats.
Don't skimp.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (ufFY8)

195 I identify as a rectumsexual - Kevin McCarthy

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (9RRW+)

196 re 169: no, it's because our president is senile and his advisers are asses.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (B1FKF)

197 What color do we get on the flag, btw?

All the good ones are taken.


Someone on Etsy sells an "Ultra Pride Flag" that includes countries, sports teams, the Freemasons, all the major religions, and random other symbols. It gets funnier the longer you look at it.

https://tinyurl.com/5n65p2zz

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (ZGrMX)

198 Hey, it's June.

Posted by: Pay attention at June 21, 2023 02:38 PM (U7vnF)

199 I think Mauve is still available.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM

I'm right here you know.

Posted by: Burnt Sienna at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (GwxCX)

200 James Esses @JamesEsses · 10h
To those who have asked - this is not restricting free speech.

I did not request, nor did Elon agree, to suspend accounts for using the term ‘cis’. He is talking about “repeated, targeted harassment”.

What this does is restore parity and common sense.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (Vwz3I)

201 200

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (LodBx)

202 Just waiting for Ortho, Meta and Para.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (w9Wax)

203 I think Mauve is still available.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (ifUkZ)


PUCE. IT IS THE COLOR OF CRUSHING THOSE THAT FED UPON US

It also is not taken yet.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (xhaym)

204 I'm guy doesn't know sexual

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (8oxb7)

205 robbed!!! by a canuck

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (LodBx)

206 Kyle Seraphin, the FBI whistleblower, has a podcast. The subject of today's broadcast is "Calvinball" and the Hunter Biden wrist slap.

https://rumble.com/v2vi6qc-calvinball.html

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (CecP5)

207 I think Mauve is still available.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM



Bone.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (aD39U)

208 J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling · 5h
'Cis' is ideological language, signifying belief in the unfalsifiable concept of gender identity. You have a perfect right to believe in unprovable essences that may or may not match the sexed body, but the rest of us have a right to disagree, and to refuse to adopt your jargon.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (Vwz3I)

209 This busty bikini blonde on a yacht will not give the time of day to any man describing himself as a "gynosexual:"
https://is.gd/5LPq1S

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

210 re 190: maybe he taught it to his dogs. that would count for something in his world.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (B1FKF)

211 What am I if I am attracted to Females of the Opposite Sex ?????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (hSa/7)

212 Can we get Gun Blue? Is that taken?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (XtkZj)

213 But Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Karen down the street at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (U7vnF)

214 Sorry, m

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (Vwz3I)

215 “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds”. - Oppenheimer, quoting from the Bhagavad-Gita

Oppie never said that. I’d bet my left nut it was something more like

HOLY FVCKING SHIT IT WORKED!!

Posted by: Common Tater at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (ldF7/)

216 201 200
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (LodBx)



This cracks me up every time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (aD39U)

217 202 Just waiting for Ortho, Meta and Para.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 21, 2023 02:39 PM (w9Wax)

The sad part is I knew exactly what you are talking about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)

218 I'm curious, what is the term for someone who enjoys sticking his/her/xer dick into the suppurating, bloody open wound that a tranny refers to as his genitals?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM (guGkK)

Mentally Ill Freak.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (ufFY8)

219 Restricting commie speech is the ONLY way forward. You must put aside your stupid dreams of principles. That is how we arrived here.

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (8oxb7)

220 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (17s+e)

221 /221, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg)

222 209 This busty bikini blonde on a yacht will not give the time of day to any man describing himself as a "gynosexual:"
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

Grandma knitted these shorts for me!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (XtkZj)

223 DAMN

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg)

224 andycanuck, you got any thoughts on this, from the comments of the Fox thread?

353 BREAKING

And yet, despite the government’s draconian tactics, Danielle Smith, the current premier of Alberta in Canada, has just done something remarkable.

According to a new report from Revolver News, Smith took the bold and unprecedented step of apologizing to unvaccinated Canadians who’ve faced unfair treatment from the government throughout the “pandemic.”

Smith didn’t stop at just issuing an apology, however.

The top official has now promised that anyone who was terminated from their job because of their choice to be unvaxxed will be reinstated.
Posted by: SMOD at June 21, 2023 02:02 PM (RHGPo)

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (LodBx)

225 The core Progressive-Leftist modus operandi is to assert Group X is inherently better than Group Y. Group Y therefore must passively submit to subjugation by the inherently superior Group X, or else.

The one group that the Progressive-Leftist Elites will never put into the Group Y position is themselves. Nice job if you can get it.

Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (AMIL/)

226 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM

Nice! I am more of a c-cup fan. But any port in a storm.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (GwxCX)

227 Have you seen post-op photos of bio men who have had their penises removed and now have a man made vag? Which will always be an open wound trying to heal itself, trying to close up, and will always be painful.
What kind of freakazoid could look at that and say "Yep, that's for me!"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (MeG8a)

228 According to a new report from Revolver News, Smith took the bold and unprecedented step of apologizing to unvaccinated Canadians who’ve faced unfair treatment from the government throughout the “pandemic.”

Justin Castreau is gonna be pissed.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (ZGrMX)

229 Bud Light Update: Their sales continue to crater.

"Bud Light sales volume—the number of units of beer sold—was 30.3 percent lower than in the same week in 2022, the largest such drop since the week ending April 1."

Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (G0vdT)

230 >>209 This busty bikini blonde on a yacht will not give the time of day to any man describing himself as a "gynosexual:"
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix

No tan lines. 11

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (9RRW+)

231 Quote Tweet: zerohedge @zerohedge · 1h
Christie Says Transgender Procedures On Minors Should Be Allowed If Parents Consent

Catturd ™ @catturd2 · 1h
So that’s what happened to him.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (Vwz3I)

232 Like I said on the Twitter, Men's Health is best understood as a lifestyle magazine for closeted gay men. Hence needing to explain heterosexuality as if it were a foreign concept

Posted by: bskb at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (JfUrl)

233 If my dog had a face like some of these Liberal females.....


"I WOULD SHAVE IT'S ASS AND TEACH IT TO WALK BACKWARDS" !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (hSa/7)

234 I'm not sure Elon Musk has any control over Twitter

He does.

He just did an interview with Zuby where he revealed they are still finding lines of code that suppress accounts, one of which was Elon's own.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (dCxaZ)

235 President Biden took another swipe at Second Amendment supporters Tuesday evening, reminding them that they would "need an F-16" to challenge the U.S. government.

.. is this a challenge ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (RHGPo)

236 209 This busty bikini blonde on a yacht will not give the time of day to any man describing himself as a "gynosexual:"
https://is.gd/5LPq1S

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

Cue David Spade from Tommy Boy:

Oh, those are real.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (KbCG3)

237 "Bud Light sales volume—the number of units of beer sold—was 30.3 percent lower than in the same week in 2022, the largest such drop since the week ending April 1."
Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (G0vdT)
++++
Dang. It just keeps getting worse for Bud Light, and that doesn't make a huge amount of sense given how long this has been going on. I thought it would have stabilized by now after a rebound, probably landing at a permanent -20%.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (t0OGg)

238 222 209 This busty bikini blonde on a yacht will not give the time of day to any man describing himself as a "gynosexual:"
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

Grandma knitted these shorts for me!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (XtkZj)

Perls before swine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

239 220 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (17s+e)

Well, that's evergreen.

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (LodBx)

240 https://is.gd/5LPq1S

She’s too young to have that neck. Or that was just an unfortunate timing of a photo.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (MNhXM)

241 I don’t care what color the flag is, as long as it’s got a double-headed eagle on it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (Ukf/F)

242 Bud Lite tasted like Rat Piss...... No loss .....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (hSa/7)

243 "If you're attracted to women or femininity..."

I see what they are trying to do, but it isn't going to work. They are trying to slip the counterfeit women in as someone desirable for men to have sex with. But Dylan Mulva and other males donning their women-face are not really feminine. Men will not have sex with them. Unless the men are gay, I guess, though really, what normal male wants to have sex with them?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 21, 2023 02:44 PM (fs1hN)

244 Grandma knitted these shorts for me!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM (XtkZj)

Perls before swine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (zZu0s

Mmmm..bacon

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:44 PM (XtkZj)

245 What kind of freakazoid could look at that and say "Yep, that's for me!"
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (MeG8a)


Well, that's why we don't tell the kids before we do the surgery!

-- The Pritzker Foundation

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:44 PM (guGkK)

246 from downstairs:
I'm not sure Elon Musk has any control over Twitter

He does.

He just did an interview with Zuby where he revealed they are still finding lines of code that suppress accounts, one of which was Elon's own.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2023 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)

247 all these new names will make Nantucket limericks pretty clumsy.

Muldoon, though, will find a way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (w2rH2)

248 177 What color do we get on the flag, btw?

All the good ones are taken.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:36 PM (XtkZj)

Doesn't matter once it's covered in the blood of your enemies.

Posted by: XTC at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (sm6Pk)

249 The Elected Left loves nothing more than threatening Americans.

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (8oxb7)

250 Danielle Smith is okay although she had been pro-lockdown at the time.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (Vwz3I)

251 I think Mauve is still available.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:37 PM


Don't go there or you'll be hearing from our attorneys.

Posted by: Pantone, holder of 2161 color patents at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (w9Wax)

252 Justin Castreau is gonna be pissed.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (ZGrMX)


I do wonder if he can occupy and manage a province directly from Ottawa?
I mean Alberta is prime tank country, I bet their 27 remaining tanks would just tear up the place

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (xhaym)

253 I'm right here you know.
Posted by: Burnt Sienna


Get lost, new kid.

Posted by: Flesh Crayola at June 21, 2023 02:46 PM (nfrXX)

254 > Perls before swine.

Someone's a coder.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 21, 2023 02:46 PM (R38qh)

255 250 Danielle Smith is okay although she had been pro-lockdown at the time.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:45 PM (Vwz3I)

I mean, that's almost better. She's come around.

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:46 PM (LodBx)

256 Fetterman will be on the next issue of GQ wearing a Raggety Hoodie and Cum Stained Jams from the dumpster next to the homeless shelter in South Philly.......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 21, 2023 02:46 PM (hSa/7)

257 243 "If you're attracted to women or femininity..."

I see what they are trying to do, but it isn't going to work. They are trying to slip the counterfeit women in as someone desirable for men to have sex with. But Dylan Mulva and other males donning their women-face are not really feminine. Men will not have sex with them. Unless the men are gay, I guess, though really, what normal male wants to have sex with them?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 21, 2023 02:44 PM (fs1hN)
______________

I don't think even normal gay men want to have sex with these freaks. That's a major part of the reason why they are so fucked in the head. NOBODY wants them.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

258 Critical Drinker really likes Extraction 2:

https://youtu.be/oMY55weHTyY

That's all I got.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2023 02:46 PM (tTxmq)

259 “Christie Says Genital Mutilation Procedures On Children Should Be Allowed If Parents Consent”

Thus proving the old axiom that “Democrats fuck shit up, Republicans make damn sure it stays that way”.

Posted by: Any Questions? at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (ldF7/)

260 Trans are rejected by everyone because they cross the streams.

Gay men don't want a dude that is a woman or a woman that is a dude. They want a dude.

Gay women don't want a chick that is a man or a man that is a chick. They want a chick.

Trans men/women want a man/woman but can't get straight ones to even stop running.

They are isolated to themselves, like furries and girls that claim to be cats.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (XtkZj)

261 Just returned from my surgery appointment. The persons with a uterus and persons with prostates whom were my caregivers treated me with professionalism and care.

Every one of them, to a man/woman, referred to me as "Sir".

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (oVZ+Q)

262 Fetterman will be on the next issue of GQ wearing a Raggety Hoodie and Cum Stained Jams from the dumpster next to the homeless shelter in South Philly.....

Pretty sure those are just his jammies that got left out when his wife "had some friends over"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (lc5cP)

263 Get lost, new kid.
Posted by: Flesh Crayola
------
I used to be king.

Posted by: Orange Crayola at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (Vwz3I)

264 I don't think "Men's Health" has an Astroglide sex researcher. I think Astroglide has a sex researcher who happens to also be on the Men's Health Advisory Panel.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (R4Jsw)

265 "Bud Light sales volume—the number of units of beer sold—was 30.3 percent lower than in the same week in 2022, the largest such drop since the week ending April 1."
Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (G0vdT)
=========================
We can beat that number!!

Posted by: Fox News at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (w2rH2)

266 Hey!

What about me?

I preferred to be called a Sofa-sexual.

Posted by: Couch Fucker at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (8vzCZ)

267 I see what they are trying to do, but it isn't going to work. They are trying to slip the counterfeit women in as someone desirable for men to have sex with. But Dylan Mulva and other males donning their women-face are not really feminine. Men will not have sex with them. Unless the men are gay, I guess, though really, what normal male wants to have sex with them?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 21, 2023 02:44 PM (fs1hN)
++++
I think that's part of it, yeah. And no, it won't work.

Men's Health didn't get the memo that Pride Month and everything to do with it is toxic now. They better wise up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (t0OGg)

268 261 Just returned from my surgery appointment. The persons with a uterus and persons with prostates whom were my caregivers treated me with professionalism and care.

Every one of them, to a man/woman, referred to me as "Sir".
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (oVZ+Q)

How many fingers am I holding up?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (XtkZj)

269 I don't think "Men's Health" has an Astroglide sex researcher. I think Astroglide has a sex researcher who happens to also be on the Men's Health Advisory Panel.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (R4Jsw)
==================
This might be what used to be called a "distinction without a difference"

Posted by: Slippery Sam at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (w2rH2)

270 "Bud Light sales volume—the number of units of beer sold—was 30.3 percent lower than in the same week in 2022, the largest such drop since the week ending April 1."
Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (G0vdT)
=========================
We can beat that number!!
Posted by: Fox News at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (w2rH2)


Hey, hold our Bud Light!

Posted by: The Walt Disney Co. at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (guGkK)

271 209 This busty bikini blonde on a yacht will not give the time of day to any man describing himself as a "gynosexual:"
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
___

Stick to your knitting and it will pay off someday

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (fs1hN)

272 President Biden took another swipe at Second Amendment supporters Tuesday evening, reminding them that they would "need an F-16" to challenge the U.S. government.

.. is this a challenge ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 21, 2023 02:43 PM (RHGPo)

---------

Did Afghanistan have F-16s?

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (KCKTN)

273 I preferred to be called a Sofa-sexual.

Posted by: Couch Fucker at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (8vzCZ)


Remember our couches are SOFA KING GREAT!

Posted by: SOFA KING at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (lc5cP)

274 I don't think even normal gay men . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade

Anyone else notice how far our language has fallen?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (oVZ+Q)

275 I preferred to be called a Sofa-sexual.

Posted by: Couch Fucker at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (8vzCZ)

Call me!
~The Love Seat

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (OgrpQ)

276 I beleive I am Vagino-Sexual............

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (hSa/7)

277 I've been consuming content from gay creators, those who have come out as anti-Left. A recurring theme with them is that all these young pyrsyns are coming up with crazy sexual identities in order to distance themselves from the dreaded white cis male and white cis female group.

Those 2 categories are the TikTok version of the Black Plague, and Men's Health, by promoting this gynocentric term is just giving its metrosexual soi boi readership a nudge oto the exit ramp that spills out on Social Acceptability Highway.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (dCxaZ)

278 227 Have you seen post-op photos of bio men who have had their penises removed and now have a man made vag? Which will always be an open wound trying to heal itself, trying to close up, and will always be painful.
What kind of freakazoid could look at that and say "Yep, that's for me!"
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (MeG8a)

They have been sold the bill of goods that doing this will make them feel better about themselves. And it is probably aided by people who have already gone down the same path, know in the back of their heads that it is a bill of goods, but are now trying to make it all worthwhile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (zZu0s)

279 226 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM

Nice! I am more of a c-cup fan. But any port in a storm.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM

https://tinyurl.com/22dzr2rb
I'm not enough of an expert to judge cup size at a glance, but this brunette seems to enjoy revealing her pair on the beach. I'm guessing D?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (ireR6)

280 How many fingers am I holding up?
---------
Monday!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (Vwz3I)

281 261 Just returned from my surgery appointment. The persons with a uterus and persons with prostates whom were my caregivers treated me with professionalism and care.

Every one of them, to a man/woman, referred to me as "Sir".
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (oVZ+Q)

Good news, Tonypete!

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (LodBx)

282 So this doofus believes vagina is just a lesser alternative to a man's hairy anus. Do I understand him correctly?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (VdGjU)

283 I’m watching my second favorite King of the Hill episode, Ho Yeah !

This is where Hank unknowingly becomes a Pimp .

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (MNhXM)

284 I identify as Meathooksexual

Posted by: JEFFREY TOOBIN at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (2znMt)

285
https://tinyurl.com/22dzr2rb
I'm not enough of an expert to judge cup size at a glance, but this brunette seems to enjoy revealing her pair on the beach. I'm guessing D?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (ireR6)

Seems legit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (XtkZj)

286 Christie was a Fightin' Conservative Governor Who Pwned the Libs And Fightin' For What Matters



Eh, it's probably nothing.

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (8oxb7)

287 " “Christie Says Genital Mutilation Procedures On Children Should Be Allowed If Parents Consent”"

What if the parents consent to having the child's arms removed? Is that ok too you BarryO cocksucker?

Posted by: fd at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (iayUP)

288 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (ireR6)
++++
Shoulda read the sock. Didn't read the sock. Full of regret.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg)

289 The trans community, which never stops making terroristic demands about how we're to address the Transsexual Aristocracy, said that non-transgender normal people have no similar rights to dictate how they are to be addressed, and repeatedly called him "cis" and "cissy bitch."

------------------------------

Marcuse's "liberating tolerance"

Posted by: Oglebay at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (7fVdQ)

290 259 “Christie Says Genital Mutilation Procedures On Children Should Be Allowed If Parents Consent”

Thus proving the old axiom that “Democrats fuck shit up, Republicans make damn sure it stays that way”.
Posted by: Any Questions? at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (ldF7/)

Or that Chris Christie is a raging moron.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

291 I preferred to be called a Sofa-sexual.
Posted by: Couch Fucker at June 21, 2023 02:48 PM (8vzCZ)

--------

*gives the side eye to the sofa in the hipster coffee shop*

Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (DcKNO)

292 Did Afghanistan have F-16s?

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (KCKTN)

LMFAO

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (8oxb7)

293 I'm not enough of an expert to judge cup size at a glance, but this brunette seems to enjoy revealing her pair on the beach. I'm guessing D?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM

It WAS a trap! Bastage!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (GwxCX)

294 227 Have you seen post-op photos of bio men who have had their penises removed and now have a man made vag?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (MeG8a)

...
No?

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (LodBx)

295 Damn you, Akbar!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (guGkK)

296 Have you seen post-op photos of bio men who have had their penises removed and now have a man made vag? Which will always be an open wound trying to heal itself, trying to close up, and will always be painful.

It is positively demonic to get young gullible idiots to indulge in a sexual kink...by removing their ability to enjoy sex at all.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (lc5cP)

297 Shoulda read the sock. Didn't read the sock. Full of regret.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg)

You should've read the sock, man!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (XtkZj)

298 "Did she say that she was going to build a coalition within the House to deny any funding to the FBI until those who subverted our electoral processes were put in jail? Or did she blather about norms and being shocked?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 21, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

I didn't understand a word she said. It was loud and fast.

Posted by: jwest at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (VP9ao)

299 Well then, the last few minutes of Durham Live! featured a classic for WWE fans. First, Gaetz from the top rope, then Hagerman with the folding chair. Ooof.

Hagerman is Liz' replacement right? Smart lady.

Posted by: micky at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (3byMq)

300 Chris Christie is a raging moron.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

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Correction:

Christie is a fat, disgusting, pandering, raging moron.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (DcKNO)

301 And how many F-16 pilots would drone Biden if they could get away with it?

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (KCKTN)

302 Despite the latest from Faggotry Propaganda Central, there is just NormalSexual, and Not-NormalSexual.

98.6% vs. 1.4%.

And God/Gaia/Mother Nature/Erf and Sanity all have already decided that Not-NormalSexual is a Dead End, spiritually, emotionally, metaphysically, ethically, rationally, physically, mentally, and evolutionarily.

I don't make the rules. I do enforce them.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (tTxmq)

303 Remember when Heritage America damned the Muslim world for allowing genital mutilation?

Posted by: Pepperidge farms remembers at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (lc5cP)

304 It's a penis.

Posted by: admiral akbar at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (Vwz3I)

305 Correction:

Christie is a fat, disgusting, pandering, raging moron.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (DcKNO)

I like the edit- but can we work in communism and homosexuality as well?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (zZu0s)

306 Test to see if non-smart quote marks are acceptable in the nic.

Posted by: "Oddbob" at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (nfrXX)

307 Oh yeah and the two gay dudes I watched this a.m. opined that "binary" emerged as a gender for those who are unattractive.

"Have you noticed that no one who identifies as binary is attractive?"

*gaysplaining mode* "attractive" in this case is code for f---able.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (dCxaZ)

308 I've been consuming content from gay creators, those who have come out as anti-Left. A recurring theme with them is that all these young pyrsyns are coming up with crazy sexual identities in order to distance themselves from the dreaded white cis male and white cis female group.

Gender studies types in academia have been screeching that gay men are just as oppressive as straight men, even if they aren't white, for years now.

The fact that 99% of the people saying this are extraordinarily ugly women isn't noted nearly enough.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (ZGrMX)

309 304 It's a penis.
Posted by: admiral akbar at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (Vwz3I)

Which is mightier than the sword.

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (LodBx)

310 Men who are attracted to women vastly outnumber men attracted to men. That was true in our past and will remain true for the foreseeable future. This makes the radical gays mad as hell. Soon the radical gays and lesbians will tire of word games and resort to violence like the trannies.

Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (AMIL/)

311 The word "gynosexual" makes sense to me. Anyone attracted to women, including lesbians, would be "gynosexual".

Its opposite would be "androsexual", anyone attracted to men, including gay men.

"Hey, for all you gynosexuals, here's a picture of Heather Locklear in her prime."

"Hey, for all you androsexuals, here's a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime."

I thought up those words years ago (they are pretty obvious), but never actually used them, because they sound weird. Just like I never actually use "gynoid" for "android made with female appearance".

Posted by: mr_jack at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (LNPSJ)

312 Correction:

Christie is a fat, disgusting, pandering, raging moron.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 02:51 PM (DcKNO)

I like the edit- but can we work in communism and homosexuality as well?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (zZu0s)



Also, stylistically it needs more donut-related content.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (guGkK)

313 Now shouldn't Gyrosexuals be divided by age difference of partnership?

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (fiT71)

314 The Tolerant and Decent Left are celebrating the doomed sub because it's "billionaires".

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (8oxb7)

315 President Biden took another swipe at Second Amendment supporters Tuesday evening, reminding them that they would "need an F-16" to challenge the U.S. government.

The liar in chief also said, again, that nobody could own a cannon. Well there has never been a day in the history of the country when people couldn't own a muzzle loading cannon, Joe. Besides, most of the F-16s and F-15s in the world are in the various air national guard units of the states, not in USAF.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (CecP5)

316 308 I've been consuming content from gay creators, those who have come out as anti-Left. A recurring theme with them is that all these young pyrsyns are coming up with crazy sexual identities in order to distance themselves from the dreaded white cis male and white cis female group.

Gender studies types in academia have been screeching that gay men are just as oppressive as straight men, even if they aren't white, for years now.

The fact that 99% of the people saying this are extraordinarily ugly women isn't noted nearly enough.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (ZGrMX)

I'd say it is just the human nature to want to be distinct, but also part of a group. Tribalism, in a way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s)

317 The word you're looking for is "normal."

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (7Ozoq)

318 Huh. Apparently they are but then are not saved in the cookie. Didn't expect that.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (nfrXX)

319 Normal gay people

Um … yeah, no. I discussed the transexual or transvestite thing with a gay musician friend, kind of a hippy. I was curious What the hell is up with that? keeping in mind same sex attraction alone is incomprehensible to me. He busted out laughing, shaking his head. So they don’t get it.

I think he mentioned taking acid helped him realize was homosexual or something like that. I suggested that maybe he didn’t take enough acid, which he did not take very well.

Posted by: Any Questions? at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (ldF7/)

320 Haven’t posted here in a kazillion years. However. Thank God in Heaven that I’m happily married. I don’t know how you single guys carry on through all this bullshit.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (lt8yw)

321 So Drinker likes Extraction 2? Well I gave up Netflix, so fuck all.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 21, 2023 02:55 PM (nnp+f)

322 . . . alternative to a man's hairy anus. . . .
Posted by: That Northernlurker

I saw Man's Hairy Anus open for Damn Near Everyone in Fire Island.

Posted by: Buttigig at June 21, 2023 02:55 PM (oVZ+Q)

323 227 Have you seen post-op photos of bio men who have had their penises removed and now have a man made vag?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 21, 2023 02:42 PM (MeG8a)

I have, and it's horrible. Even I wouldn't post those kinda links here.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 02:55 PM (ireR6)

324 315 President Biden took another swipe at Second Amendment supporters Tuesday evening, reminding them that they would "need an F-16" to challenge the U.S. government.

The liar in chief also said, again, that nobody could own a cannon. Well there has never been a day in the history of the country when people couldn't own a muzzle loading cannon, Joe. Besides, most of the F-16s and F-15s in the world are in the various air national guard units of the states, not in USAF.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (CecP5)

So...I guess J6 was much ado about nothing. Unless I missed those civilian fighter jets whizzing around.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 21, 2023 02:55 PM (KbCG3)

325 310 Men who are attracted to women vastly outnumber men attracted to men. That was true in our past and will remain true for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (AMIL/)

"You sure about that?"

-- Joe Haldeman

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

326 I don’t know how you single guys carry on through all this bullshit.

Make sure to check your Sheila downstairs before you give her some tongue.

Posted by: Words of Wisdom From Crocodile Dundee at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (lc5cP)

327 309 304 It's a penis.
Posted by: admiral akbar at June 21, 2023 02:52 PM (Vwz3I)

Which is mightier than the sword.
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (LodBx)

I am thinking I would not want to get in a sword fight with my dick- but that might just be me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

328 260 They are isolated to themselves, like furries and girls that claim to be cats.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2023 02:47 PM (XtkZj)

Most furries ARE trannies.

It's the full 100% Antifa uniform.

Posted by: XTC at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (sm6Pk)

329 314 The Tolerant and Decent Left are celebrating the doomed sub because it's "billionaires".
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Be fun to send Biden down for a look.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (ifUkZ)

330 Soon the radical gays and lesbians will tire of word games and resort to violence like the trannies.
Posted by: Gref

Captain Ned would never had permitted this outward display of force.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (oVZ+Q)

331 Haven’t posted here in a kazillion years. However. Thank God in Heaven that I’m happily married. I don’t know how you single guys carry on through all this bullshit.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 21, 2023 02:54 PM (lt8yw)
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Increasingly, they don't.

It's a profound social problem that has dramatic potential consequences in terms of survival of the civilzation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)

332 311 The word "gynosexual" makes sense to me. Anyone attracted to women, including lesbians, would be "gynosexual".

Its opposite would be "androsexual", anyone attracted to men, including gay men.

"Hey, for all you gynosexuals, here's a picture of Heather Locklear in her prime."

"Hey, for all you androsexuals, here's a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime."

I thought up those words years ago (they are pretty obvious), but never actually used them, because they sound weird. Just like I never actually use "gynoid" for "android made with female appearance".
Posted by: mr_jack at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (LNPSJ)

But the "sexual" part of the word isn't needed for someone to look at both of those photos and think, "Nice!"

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (LodBx)

333 Most gay men were molested as children/teens.

Female trannies seem to follow the same pattern.

Not sure about male trannies, they seem to fall more into the "If I can never have a female partner I'll just become one"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (lc5cP)

334 321 So Drinker likes Extraction 2? Well I gave up Netflix, so fuck all.
Posted by: Regular joe at June 21, 2023 02:55 PM (nnp+f)

I wanted to check out the first one when it came out but not enough to pick up netflix.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (zZu0s)

335 Wasn't Men's Health one of the many places from which Gutfeld was fired?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (saYt3)

336 President Biden took another swipe at Second Amendment supporters Tuesday evening, reminding them that they would "need an F-16" to challenge the U.S. government.
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We don't need an F-16 to successfully challenge the U.S. government. Just some bricks, bats, bike-lock loaded socks, fireworks, batons, flagpoles, umbrellas, frozen water bottles, etc. as long as an R is in office and someone like Bill Barr is protecting us.

Posted by: Antifa at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (fs1hN)

337 When did deranged become the new normal?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (VdGjU)

338 I am thinking I would not want to get in a sword fight with my dick- but that might just be me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (zZu0s)


I keep mine in reserve for use only when all other weapons have failed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (guGkK)

339 When did deranged become the new normal?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (VdGjU)
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It didn't.

But they want you think that it did, which is why they play these language tricks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (t0OGg)

340 The liar in chief also said, again, that nobody could own a cannon. Well there has never been a day in the history of the country when people couldn't own a muzzle loading cannon, Joe.

Which has been pointed out every time he repeats that along with the equally false mention of machine guns. The only plausible explanation is that he is fully demented or he is knowingly lying.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (nfrXX)

341 Did Afghanistan have F-16s?
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 02:49 PM (KCKTN)



They might now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (aD39U)

342 And of course--of course--the featured photo is of a mixed-race couple.

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:59 PM (LodBx)

343 The only plausible explanation is that he is fully demented or he is knowingly lying.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (nfrXX)

Yes to both!

Posted by: Inogame at June 21, 2023 02:59 PM (53oGX)

344 I wanted to check out the first one when it came out but not enough to pick up netflix.

It was a nothingburger. Typical Netlfix generic action movie. NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE SHOOTING. Okay.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 02:59 PM (saYt3)

345 320 Haven’t posted here in a kazillion years. However. Thank God in Heaven that I’m happily married. I don’t know how you single guys carry on through all this bullshit.
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When I was a new LT at Quantico hitting DC was great cuz most of the guys there were homos. Chicks surrounded by homos really go out of their way when a Breeder walks in.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:59 PM (ifUkZ)

346 I said "dirk", not "dick"!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 03:00 PM (Vwz3I)

347 Hell you could own a freaking 'battleship' if you had enough money.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:00 PM (o7Evv)

348 329 314 The Tolerant and Decent Left are celebrating the doomed sub because it's "billionaires".
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Be fun to send Biden down for a look.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 21, 2023 02:57 PM (ifUkZ)

I don't really care. I think it is a horrible way to go, but it is also the chances you take. I guess I am an asshole, but whenever these kind of 'adventurers in danger' stories come up, I think: this is why you do this. This is what makes people do stupid shit because there is a chance these things can happen, so, you lost the pool. The next 100 guys will do it just because you all bought it.

Being the first man on Mars or the Moon, I get. This? It seems like empty gestures trying to fill an emptiness in people's lives.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

349 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (7Q7Ca)

350 347 Hell you could own a freaking 'battleship' if you had enough money.
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:00 PM (o7Evv)

Or a used submarine. If you can find it.

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (LodBx)

351 Make sure to check your Sheila downstairs before you give her some tongue.
Posted by: Words of Wisdom From Crocodile Dundee

Also uttered in CPO-speak before liberty at OLONGAPO.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (oVZ+Q)

352 If every gender studies department, all gender studies funding and every discussion of gender stopped tomorrow, the only people who would be impacted are the people involved in gender studies. Nothing else would be impacted. There is no point to any of it but deconstruction.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (W1/AW)

353 325 310 Men who are attracted to women vastly outnumber men attracted to men. That was true in our past and will remain true for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (AMIL/)

"You sure about that?"

-- Joe Haldeman

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)


Ha! A terrific novel.

Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (AMIL/)

354 342 And of course--of course--the featured photo is of a mixed-race couple.
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 02:59 PM (LodBx)
__________

90% that black dude is gay. I got no issue with interracial couples. I date outside my race more often than not. But I'm sick of getting it shoved in my face all the time, like white people are so icky their stench needs to be mitigated by the inclusion of a minority in all things.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

355 Men who are attracted to women vastly outnumber men attracted to men.

The Modern American Woman is hard at work trying to solve this problem.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (saYt3)

356 I keep mine in reserve for use only when all other weapons have failed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (guGkK)

'Last Stand with Dick and the Boys' is a tragedy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

357 It says there are certain weapons that you just can’t own.

I'll admit I didn't "teach law school" for four or six years, or whatever the lie is this time. I would like to see where Short Stairs thinks this simple sentence says there are certain weapons that you just can't own:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Posted by: spindrift at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (ivvNA)

358 Would a woodchipper full of these fags emit a rainbow mist?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (rVRTp)

359 336 President Biden took another swipe at Second Amendment supporters Tuesday evening, reminding them that they would "need an F-16" to challenge the U.S. government.
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We don't need an F-16 to successfully challenge the U.S. government. Just some bricks, bats, bike-lock loaded socks, fireworks, batons, flagpoles, umbrellas, frozen water bottles, etc. as long as an R is in office and someone like Bill Barr is protecting us.
Posted by: Antifa at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM

But I thought Jan 6th was a literal insurrection/coup, perpetrated by a few thousand people without weapons at all?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (ireR6)

360 I wasn't impressed with Extraction 2. It has the John Wick 2 syndrome.

There was one scene that I ran a couple of times where Thor is literally killing guys by the handful in a confined space, and yet there are never any bodies lying about for him to trip over. Maybe the assailants were dragging them out of the way, though that seems unlikely.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (aD39U)

361 I am thinking I would not want to get in a sword fight with my dick- but that might just be me.
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Eet weel keeel.

Posted by: doug marcaida at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (Vwz3I)

362 The weirdos are always coming up with funny words for "normal." If you can call a normal person a funny word, then the funny word you give yourself gets normalized.

cismale and gynosexual are just queermouth-talk for "red-blooded American male."

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (+aI/4)

363 Whomever posted in the last thread Re: the tapping every 30 minutes they are hearing from the sub. In morse code. S-E-N-D M-O-R-E-W-H-T-E-G-U-Y-S.

You sir, have won the internet for the week!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (GwxCX)

364 Or a used submarine. If you can find it.
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (LodBx)

'Used submarine' sounds like a euphemism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s)

365 The Modern American Woman is hard at work trying to solve this problem.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (saYt3)
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Can't be done. I reckon that most straight men will go abroad to look for a wife before going gay.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)

366 352 If every gender studies department, all gender studies funding and every discussion of gender stopped tomorrow, the only people who would be impacted are the people involved in gender studies. Nothing else would be impacted. There is no point to any of it but deconstruction.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (W1/AW)

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I'd subscribe to your newsletter.

But this stupid administration has a number of these idiots making policy.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 03:03 PM (DcKNO)

367 There was one scene that I ran a couple of times where Thor is literally killing guys by the handful in a confined space, and yet there are never any bodies lying about for him to trip over. Maybe the assailants were dragging them out of the way, though that seems unlikely.

They disappear when you kill them in video games. Is that not how real life works?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (saYt3)

368 353 325 310 Men who are attracted to women vastly outnumber men attracted to men. That was true in our past and will remain true for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (AMIL/)

"You sure about that?"

-- Joe Haldeman

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)


Ha! A terrific novel.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (AMIL/)
_________

Yes. And when I read it as a kid, I remember thinking that government-forced homosexuality was impossible and would never work even if it was tried. How little did I know . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

369 Is it a boob thread yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (U7vnF)

370 Men's Health: If You're a Man Attracted to Women, You're a Part of the Gay Rainbow Now, Too. You're a "Gynosexual."


Those guys are FAGS!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (7Q7Ca)

371 Would a woodchipper full of these fags emit a rainbow mist?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Don't know. Let perform some experiments!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (oVZ+Q)

372 If every gender studies department, all gender studies funding and every discussion of gender stopped tomorrow, the only people who would be impacted are the people involved in gender studies. Nothing else would be impacted. ...
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (W1/AW)
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This is not even remotely true.

If this were to happen, everything in the world would enter a period of gradual improvement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)

373 Oh yeah, Maxim was the gay version of Esquire!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (RIvkX)

374 Men take women to the beach at night to watch submarine races.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (o7Evv)

375
Can't be done. I reckon that most straight men will go abroad to look for a wife before going gay.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)

Yup. Or the 'hood. There are plenty of good, young white American women, and they're the biggest victims. So many young white women in our country are just purely toxic. Poison. Not worth the risk. Worst chicks on the planet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2023 03:05 PM (oINRc)

376 363 Whomever posted in the last thread Re: the tapping every 30 minutes they are hearing from the sub. In morse code. S-E-N-D M-O-R-E-W-H-T-E-G-U-Y-S.

You sir, have won the internet for the week!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 03:02 PM (GwxCX)

LOL
I'm not seeing it in the last few threads.

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:05 PM (LodBx)

377 Re: the last thread, with comments about George RR Martin lacking writing talent: Maybe he has just burned out. I recall with pleasure his 1980s vampire novel Fevre Dream, which reads like a combination of the best of Mark Twain and Stephen King. (Note that I said "the best," and note also that I am not stating his writing style resembles theirs, just the subject matter.)

Fevre is a neat little thriller set in the years before the Civil War and involving Mississippi riverboats -- and a hominid species called "vampire" that has preyed on humans since we lived in caves. Very creepy and effective.

If his Thrones stuff is dull (and I had trouble finishing the first book, I'll admit), it may just be that he is tired.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2023 03:05 PM (J2vNu)

378 Does this jumpsuit make my butt look big?

Posted by: Sam Brinton at June 21, 2023 03:06 PM (U7vnF)

379 374 Men take women to the beach at night to watch submarine races.
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (o7Evv)

So... you are saying Sandra Fluke is a 'Used Submarine'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

380
Fabulously
Androgynous
Guys

Read Mens(trual) Health!

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 21, 2023 03:07 PM (lZVy/)

381 He's so tired.

So tired.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 03:07 PM (Vwz3I)

382 Here's your binary:

(a) straight
(b) twisted

And "twisted" can get bent.

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 21, 2023 03:07 PM (+j/HV)

383 Once you peel away the rainbows and the rhetoric and the critical theory jargon, it all comes down to one thing: they want to fuck little kids.

Posted by: Let's get right down to brass tacks at June 21, 2023 03:08 PM (AJ2DX)

384 374 Men take women to the beach at night to watch submarine races.
Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (o7Evv)

Sounds kind of boring. How would anyone know who won?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 21, 2023 03:08 PM (eYoxG)

385 Does this jumpsuit make my butt look big?
Posted by: Sam Brinton

Take it off, and we'll discuss.

Posted by: Big Bubba, Brinton's Bunk Buddy at June 21, 2023 03:08 PM (lZVy/)

386 I have one last thought for this thread: Oy vey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2023 03:08 PM (RIvkX)

387 A nood is undoubtedly coming soon but I need my aged-29 afternoon snooze. See you later, gators.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 21, 2023 03:08 PM (Vwz3I)

388 Something clicked in my head when I read that pulled-Johns Hopkins' glossary definition that said a lesbian was any "non-man" attracted to "non-men", but retained gay male as a "man" attracted to "men".
We are seeing a linguistic "centering" in all of the examples of "not" language, and "cis" is one of the offenders: everyone gets to define themselves, except for the majority, who must identify as "not-(minority)".
So, you're "not trans", as opposed to a woman or a man.
With "neurotypical", also sometimes used as a slur, you're "not on the autism spectrum".
And so forth.
Will we see the AWFLs start identifying as "non-BIPOC"?
(I refuse to identify as "not something I am not", but that's where they want us. "centered".)

Posted by: barbarausa at June 21, 2023 03:09 PM (uAuXI)

389 The Ambiguous Gay Duo was hilarious. Now it's forbidden to laugh at faggottry. .

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:09 PM (o7Evv)

390 Fuck this shit

and

Fuck these people

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (sJHOI)

391 Oh yeah, Maxim was the gay version of Esquire!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2023


***
Funny, though, how they liked to splash attractive young actresses and starlets in suggestive poses and outfits on the covers. I well recall when the young Michelle Williams, ca. 2000, appeared on a Maxim cover, and Christina Ricci before that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (J2vNu)

392 With all of this language deconstruction, I'm guessing "skirt-chaser" would include chasing trannies.

We are going to have to go full SCIENCE!™ and base our terms on XX vs XY.

Self identifying as "XX Attracted"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (3hSHB)

393 390 Fuck this shit

and

Fuck these people
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (sJHOI)

Fuck this world.

Posted by: Rust Cohle at June 21, 2023 03:11 PM (AJ2DX)

394 369 Is it a boob thread yet?
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM

Sure is! you must have missed the conversation above!

222 209 This busty bikini blonde on a yacht will not give the time of day to any man describing himself as a "gynosexual:"
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023 02:40 PM

Nice! I am more of a c-cup fan. But any port in a storm.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 21, 2023 02:41 PM

https://tinyurl.com/22dzr2rb
I'm not enough of an expert to judge cup size at a glance, but this brunette seems to enjoy revealing her pair on the beach. I'm guessing D?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 03:11 PM (ireR6)

395 We all died in a white submersible,
A white submersible,
A white submersible...

Posted by: Richard Starkey at June 21, 2023 03:11 PM (w9Wax)

396
We are going to have to go full SCIENCE!™ and base our terms on XX vs XY.

Self identifying as "XX Attracted"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (3hSHB)

You know... XXY is a thing...

Posted by: Zander Reboot at June 21, 2023 03:12 PM (53oGX)

397 Funny, though, how they liked to splash attractive young actresses and starlets in suggestive poses and outfits on the covers. I well recall when the young Michelle Williams, ca. 2000, appeared on a Maxim cover, and Christina Ricci before that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (J2vNu)
===
They were over-compensating

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2023 03:12 PM (RIvkX)

398 When we find ourselves in tribal pods eeking out an existence in the wilderness, fighting off roaming outlanders we will look back on all of this and laugh and laugh.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 03:12 PM (DcKNO)

399 You know... XXY is a thing...

If it has a 'Y', its male - doesn't matter on the number of Xs

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 03:13 PM (3hSHB)

400 "Self identifying as "XX Attracted""
Remember the kid who got hounded mercilessly for creating that chart including "super straight" and "supergay"?
Those would each be represented by "XX Attracted".
(I denounce myself as a H8R)

Posted by: barbarausa at June 21, 2023 03:13 PM (uAuXI)

401 398 When we find ourselves in tribal pods eeking out an existence in the wilderness, fighting off roaming outlanders we will look back on all of this and laugh and laugh.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 03:12 PM (DcKNO)

Speak for yourself.

My retirement plan is being a roaming outlander.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2023 03:13 PM (9UlRk)

402 Here's your binary:

(a) straight
(b) twisted

And "twisted" can get bent.
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 21, 2023 03:07 PM (+j/HV)



(a) Straight
(b) Blasphemous

2 choices.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 03:13 PM (7Q7Ca)

403 I'm not too crazy about it, either.

Posted by: Cisalpine Gaul at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (fxrF8)

404 There was one scene that I ran a couple of times where Thor is literally killing guys by the handful in a confined space, and yet there are never any bodies lying about for him to trip over. Maybe the assailants were dragging them out of the way, though that seems unlikely.

***
A member of my fiction writing group insists on having his hero engage in a martial-arts fight with *five* other guys -- inside a hut. I point out that the largest hut in existence would be far too cramped, and the presence of furniture too much of a hurdle, for his hero. "Have him fight them outside!" Nope, he doesn't get it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (J2vNu)

405 343 The only plausible explanation is that he is fully demented or he is knowingly lying.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2023 02:58 PM (nfrXX)

Yes to both!

Posted by: Inogame at June 21, 2023 02:59 PM (53oGX)


Joe lies, knowingly or unknowingly, every time he speaks. He lied so often in his younger days that his brain eventually became wired to always be on Lying Autopilot. This makes him the perfect POTUS tool for the Leftist Cabal.

Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (AMIL/)

406
Men take women to the beach at night to watch submarine races.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM


I remember taking a young woman to the beach after we watched 'Jaws' at the drive in. I think it was a test of my masculinity. Could I walk within a couple feet of the ocean after dark ever again?

I passed, somewhat. Got within 20 feet.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (enJYY)

407 In honor of the Summer Solstice:


https://youtu.be/AgZJHW8a0U0

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (7Q7Ca)

408 Self identifying as "XX Attracted"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (3hSHB)
===
Let's do Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, and Epsilon too!
/Aldous Huxley

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (RIvkX)

409 Apropos of nothing, I have this playing in the background

https://ytube.io/3fnb

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (aD39U)

410 Thanks for the mammaries!

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (U7vnF)

411 My color on the rainbow is ultraviolet which stands for ultraviolent toward kiddie-diddlers.

Posted by: Marooned at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (kt8QE)

412 A member of my fiction writing group insists on having his hero engage in a martial-arts fight with *five* other guys -- inside a hut. I point out that the largest hut in existence would be far too cramped, and the presence of furniture too much of a hurdle, for his hero. "Have him fight them outside!" Nope, he doesn't get it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (J2vNu)
---
I dunno, Captain America took on a half-dozen guys in an elevator once.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (YIVH2)

413 Yeah, I don't self identify as male.

Others have identified me as a MAN.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (oHd/0)

414 382 Here's your binary:

(a) straight
(b) twisted

And "twisted" can get bent.
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 21, 2023 03:07 PM (+j/HV)

Identify as twisted cis-[fill_in_the_blank]

Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (ziC6j)

415 I’m a Second Amendment guy. I taught it for four years, six years in law school.

So, six of the four years he taught 2A were in law school.

Posted by: Emmie -- July 15 ArkanOklaMoMe RSVP email link in nic at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (Emce2)

416 411 My color on the rainbow is ultraviolet which stands for ultraviolent toward kiddie-diddlers.
Posted by: Marooned at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (kt8QE)

------

heh

Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (DcKNO)

417 Biden's lies never make sense. And the media loves to play along.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 03:18 PM (DcKNO)

418
Identify as twisted cis-[fill_in_the_blank]
Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (ziC6j)

Ter

Posted by: We're not gonna take it! at June 21, 2023 03:18 PM (AJ2DX)

419 368 353 325 310 Men who are attracted to women vastly outnumber men attracted to men. That was true in our past and will remain true for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (AMIL/)

"You sure about that?"

-- Joe Haldeman

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)


Ha! A terrific novel.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:01 PM (AMIL/)
_________

Yes. And when I read it as a kid, I remember thinking that government-forced homosexuality was impossible and would never work even if it was tried. How little did I know . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM (iFTx/)


Maybe I'll change my nic to Major Mandella.

Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:18 PM (AMIL/)

420 406
Men take women to the beach at night to watch submarine races.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2023 03:04 PM

I remember taking a young woman to the beach after we watched 'Jaws' at the drive in. I think it was a test of my masculinity. Could I walk within a couple feet of the ocean after dark ever again?

I passed, somewhat. Got within 20 feet.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (enJYY)

Wife and I on our honeymoon did a little boat tour of the Amalfi Coast. They stopped to let us swim if we wanted. I was so freaked out at not being able to touch the bottom that I swam to shore as fast as I could. Same thing coming back to the boat.

I ended up getting sick. Fuck the ocean and its creatures.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 21, 2023 03:18 PM (KbCG3)

421 dunno, Captain America took on a half-dozen guys in an elevator once.

Haven't we all? Ah...Pittsburgh...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 21, 2023 03:19 PM (lc5cP)

422 Maybe I'll change my nic to Major Mandella.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:18 PM (AMIL/)



The Old Queer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 03:19 PM (aD39U)

423 James Esses @JamesEsses ... Just imagine if the roles were reversed.

People might start adopt catch-phrase philosophy like "Cis-women are real women," and we can't have that now can we?

Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 21, 2023 03:19 PM (lbYUt)

424 There's a power trip in his lying and everyone knowing he's lying. It's Neronic.

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:19 PM (LodBx)

425 410 Thanks for the mammaries!
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (U7vnF)

'Thanks for the memory
Of cushions on the floor
Hash with Dinty Moore
That pair of gay pajamas that you bought and never wore"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

426 Maybe I'll change my nic to Major Mandella.
Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:18 PM (AMIL/)
-----------
Not "The Old Queer?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 21, 2023 03:20 PM (fxrF8)

427 https://tinyurl.com/22dzr2rb
I'm not enough of an expert to judge cup size at a glance, but this brunette seems to enjoy revealing her pair on the beach. I'm guessing D?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 03:11 PM (ireR6)


D's alright. As in dead retinas.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 21, 2023 03:20 PM (ZSK0i)

428 416 411 My color on the rainbow is ultraviolet which stands for ultraviolent toward kiddie-diddlers.
Posted by: Marooned at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM (kt8QE)
------
heh
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 21, 2023 03:17 PM

Like "super straight", I'm afraid that identity isn't allowed. I know we say "accept all genders and all people's truths", not for you. You're less than human fascists that deny people's humanity!!!!

Posted by: Gaystapo at June 21, 2023 03:21 PM (ireR6)

429 nood ace

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:21 PM (LodBx)

430 424 There's a power trip in his lying and everyone knowing he's lying. It's Neronic.
Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:19 PM (LodBx)

Huh?

Posted by: Gary Buechler at June 21, 2023 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

431
This busty bikini blonde on a yacht will not give the time of day to any man describing himself as a "gynosexual:"
https://is.gd/5LPq1S
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2023


More research is required of course, but I seem to notice that girls with tats have the trailer park as the backdrop, while tat-free girls get their pictures taken on yachts. Won't you help support my research with a tax-deductible* donation?

* Subject to Lois Lerner's interpretation of the tax code.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 21, 2023 03:21 PM (enJYY)

432 Self identifying as "XX Attracted"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 03:10 PM (3hSHB)
===
Let's do Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, and Epsilon too!
/Aldous Huxley


I dated an XX-α We about killed each other.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 21, 2023 03:22 PM (3hSHB)

433 Just say no to Yes, G'rump928(c).

P.S. This is worse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwZz26eIBbc

Posted by: Marooned at June 21, 2023 03:22 PM (kt8QE)

434 425 410 Thanks for the mammaries!
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 21, 2023 03:14 PM (U7vnF)

'Thanks for the memory
Of cushions on the floor
Hash with Dinty Moore
That pair of gay pajamas that you bought and never wore"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 21, 2023 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

; )

Posted by: m at June 21, 2023 03:22 PM (LodBx)

435 There must have been a time in Senile Joe's worthless when he believed heterosexuality was normal and every thing else was subnormal.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 21, 2023 03:22 PM (VdGjU)

436 Nude Crimes Against Humanity

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 21, 2023 03:23 PM (aD39U)

437 https://tinyurl.com/22dzr2rb
I'm not enough of an expert to judge cup size at a glance, but this brunette seems to enjoy revealing her pair on the beach. I'm guessing D?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 21, 2023 03:11 PM (ireR6)


Well, I guess you did warn us it was a trap.

*hurries off to find the link to Jiggly Overalls Girl again*

Posted by: spindrift at June 21, 2023 03:24 PM (ivvNA)

438 Coming out and telling my wife I wasn't straight was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. To be recognized in public as the minority I am is a burden but a necessary one. So if you all cannot accept me for me than I just don't know what I can do. I can't be lumped in with those straight people anymore. I'm Super-Straight.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at June 21, 2023 03:24 PM (lfSFb)

439
That's right if you won't have sex with a tranny you will be guilty. And if you don't believe it go to a lesbian dating site and say you don't want to "date" a transwoman and see what happens.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 21, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)



A VERY common kink of teh gheys and trannies is that they get off on the idea of fucking straight men. Preferably against their will, mostly through shaming straights into sex rather than outright physical force. They don't even care about trying to turn them gay, they just want to humiliate the straights by making them take it up the squeekhole.

Normal people refer to this as rape.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2023 03:25 PM (n+4am)

440 In other words, we are normal and healthy.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 21, 2023 03:26 PM (vg8N1)

441 435 There must have been a time in Senile Joe's worthless when he believed heterosexuality was normal and every thing else was subnormal.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 21, 2023 03:22 PM (VdGjU)


He has always believed it. His professed love of LGBTwhatevers is another of his endless lies.

Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2023 03:26 PM (AMIL/)

442 My retirement plan is being a roaming outlander.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2023 03:13 PM (9UlRk)

----------

Indeed. And there's always the chance I'll find a large stone that takes me back to early 18th century Scotland where I can meet my Highlander gggggg-grandfather Duncan MacLeod who fought in and survived The Last Rising (no joke).

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 21, 2023 03:27 PM (p6TW6)

443 Now shouldn't Gyrosexuals be divided by age difference of partnership?
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2023 02:53 PM (fiT71)


Nah, just lamb and pork. Beef and chicken are innovations for people who probably don't like tzatziki either or think Falafel is filling.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2023 03:27 PM (xhaym)

444 This reminds me that, pre-gay flag, obama tried to water down the flag of the USA.
His version was soft cornflower blue, off-white, and harsh orangish-red.
His flag was also smeared instead of sharp stripes and stars.

Posted by: Nan G at June 21, 2023 03:37 PM (QgZXy)

445 The Truth - straight from St. Norm MacDonald...

Posted by: Jake Speed at June 21, 2023 03:46 PM (Vu1jV)

446
But I thought Jan 6th was a literal insurrection/coup, perpetrated by a few thousand people without weapons at all?
Posted by: Moron Analyst


Wandering grandma > F-16

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2023 03:51 PM (63Dwl)

447 Liberal Democrats have a problem its called Thinking

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 21, 2023 04:31 PM (wGqjj)

448 I heard someone use the word "gynophilia" the other day. Guess it means mens' fear of women which explains perfectly why they decide to chop it off to become one.


Posted by: Ziba at June 21, 2023 04:46 PM (4h9M3)

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