Leftwing Feminists Complain That Liberal Men Just Won't or Can't Play A "More Masculine" Role In Relationships

You don't say. You don't say. You don't say you don't say you don't say.

Liberal men only come in two flavors: Low-T simpboi "professional dreamer" and Rohypnol r@pist. You're spoilt for choice,* AWFLs!

At the conservative-leaning (I think) Evie Magazine:

[M]ore and more women are waking up to the fact that they are single and unhappy in their 30s (or even in their 40s), and they're figuring out that they were given the wrong advice about dating and marriage. TikTok has become a breeding ground for women to get candid about the dating landscape and the struggles they're facing with single men. TikToker @ms_petch posted a video that has gone viral in which she laments over the fact that liberal men aren't living up to her standards.
@ms_petch shares something on TikTok that has made dating very difficult lately. She calls it "one of the saddest realizations" she has had recently. "As a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who's willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today's day and age who is not a conservative," she admits. She attributes certain characteristics to a traditional, masculine man: paying for the first date, opening the door for the woman, caring for and providing for the woman. She wants all of this in a man--as long as he's not conservative.

How did I know that this feminist AWFL would be complaining about... money? As I've said, leftists spend all of their time complaining about money. That's why they're communists. They just believe everyone else should give them more money. It's a religious conviction.

Here's the video.

Evie points out that conservative men are, statistically, just a lot more masculine than liberal men.

Conservative men aren't attracted to leftwing feminists. Sorry, sister! Your factory-standard mental illnesses and Danger-Sign Hair Colors and triple-digit "bodycounts" are not our problem!

* Wasn't it annoying 20 years ago when people who were not British would affect British "accents," slang, and variant spellings on the internet? It sure was, it sure was. But I never said "spoilt for choice" before and always wanted to try it.

I feel like a duke.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM

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1 I'm going with "can't"

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 02:11 PM (DRSnL)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

3 You built this. You DEMANDED this.

Get ta REAPIN' bitches.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

4 FYI, later:

Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 26m
JUST IN - Federal indictment against Trump has been unsealed.

https://tinyurl.com/mr39s6ma

Link to the literal document scan.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 09, 2023 02:13 PM (Vwz3I)

5 Please carry on whilst I fetch the others.....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 09, 2023 02:13 PM (fs1hN)

6 Well liberal men are women now.

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 09, 2023 02:13 PM (Lavx8)

7 Ha! Eu gosto da foto.

Posted by: bluebell at June 09, 2023 02:13 PM (pTb/Z)

8 There's always the Sawzall and a dildo honey.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 02:13 PM (to8pj)

9 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 09, 2023 02:13 PM (Vwz3I)

37 charges some very serious

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2023 02:13 PM (bs+z0)

10 Ace Duke Ferdinand. I like it, hope for a different outcome.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 09, 2023 02:13 PM (KSNKu)

11 I just want to be the first to post something along the lines of :

Wants a traditional man and all it entails while refusing to be a traditional woman offering the same.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 02:14 PM (3MRGz)

12 I got dibs on the one with the big black buttons

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 02:14 PM (us2H3)

13 "As a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who's willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today's day and age who is not a conservative," she admits. She attributes certain characteristics to a traditional, masculine man: paying for the first date, opening the door for the woman, caring for and providing for the woman. She wants all of this in a man--as long as he's not conservative.
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I saw it put here before brazenly pilfering it:
"I want all of the benefits of being with a 'traditional' man, but none of the obligations of being a 'traditional' woman."

Bummer for you. You didn't realize that it was a two-way street, did you? I know nobody told you. Bummer that you didn't figure it out sooner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:14 PM (DU+/6)

14 * Wasn't it annoying 20 years ago when people who were not British would affect British "accents," slang, and variant spellings on the internet? It sure was, it sure was. But I never said "spoilt for choice" before and always wanted to try it.

I feel like a duke.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM

You and Madonna, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

15 So you're telling me "Julia" is just now waking up to the fact that she's miserable and alone and will have no one to mourn her when she dies, except her cats, right before they eat her?

You don't say.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 09, 2023 02:14 PM (jGGMD)

16 BOOYAH!

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 02:14 PM (3MRGz)

17 Why does she want a man to begin with? I thought women need men like a fish needs a bicycle.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 09, 2023 02:14 PM (nQ6MX)

18 A bunch of wimpy emasculated sissy soy boys and she's surprised ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2023 02:14 PM (bs+z0)

19 Conservative men aren't attracted to leftwing feminists. Sorry, sister! Your factory-standard mental illnesses and Danger-Sign Hair Colors and triple-digit "bodycounts" are not our problem!
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Eh, I have been. In college. When most of them were 20 and good-looking. But then you get to know them and it gets real old real fast.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (DU+/6)

20 The fourth from the left looks pretty friendly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

21 * Wasn't it annoying 20 years ago when people who were not British would affect British "accents," slang, and variant spellings on the internet? It sure was, it sure was. But I never said "spoilt for choice" before and always wanted to try it.

I feel like a duke.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM

This is about me, isn't it.....

Posted by: Madonna at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

22 triple-digit "bodycounts"
Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM
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Piker

Posted by: Madonna at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (2bFN5)

23 What is a "chad" man?

Posted by: Maybe I don't wanna know at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (DhOHl)

24 when I was a kid and went to London, thought all the men were gay

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (us2H3)

25 * Wasn't it annoying 20 years ago when people who were not British would affect British "accents," slang, and variant spellings on the internet? It sure was, it sure was. But I never said "spoilt for choice" before and always wanted to try it.
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Today I learnt that Ace has an affection for affectation!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (DU+/6)

26 I feel like a duke.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM

Maybe garrett will dress up like one

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (70Sl4)

27 I got dibs on the one with the big black buttons

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 02:14 PM (us2H3)

You DO know all those broads are in their 80's now, right?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (DRSnL)

28 Duke of Ace >>>> Duke of Ted

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 09, 2023 02:16 PM (N3zMI)

29 After seeing the evie writer's pic, I am convinced that the make up influencers on the tube of you are gay men laughing their butts off at convincing conventionally pretty young women to do their makeup like drag queens so that drag queens won't seems quite as much like the mockery of women that they are. You don't need a trowel of makeup, hon. You do need a change of heart. Pretty begins inside and shines outward.

Posted by: Moki at June 09, 2023 02:16 PM (JrN/x)

30 Liberal men? Aren't they the ones who can't define what a woman is, and think it's OK for their sons to wear dresses, cut off their penises and pretend to be girls? You see the problem here- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 02:16 PM (63An5)

31
She attributes certain characteristics to a traditional, masculine man: paying for the first date, opening the door for the woman, caring for and providing for the woman. She wants all of this in a man--as long as he's not conservative.

____________

No one is stingier with his own money than a liberal, while a conservative guy will buy dinner for a lady or a round for his friends because he won't make himself look bad.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:16 PM (iQwSw)

32 On Topic:

Rupa Subramanya @rupasubramanya · 2h
Spotted a bunch of far right white supremacists protesting against gender ideology in Ottawa. They say they’ve had enough of gender ideology being pushed down their children’s throat.

https://tinyurl.com/2zuewvj9

And including Justin's Moslem problem...

The Pleb Reporter @truckdriverpleb
Young muslim kids STOMP the pride flag as their mothers cheer them on
https://tinyurl.com/4fzje29d

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 09, 2023 02:16 PM (Vwz3I)

33 Duke Duke Duke
Duke of Ace...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2023 02:16 PM (e4fEA)

34 What is a "chad" man?
Posted by: Maybe I don't wanna know at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (DhOHl)

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A guy who's toxically masculine.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 02:16 PM (DRSnL)

35 I feel like a duke.
Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM
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That is NOT how my song goes! You'll be hearing from my lawyers!

Posted by: Shania Twain at June 09, 2023 02:17 PM (DU+/6)

36 You DO know all those broads are in their 80's now, right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (DRSnL)

I like older women

OKAY ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 02:17 PM (us2H3)

37 there's a LOT of hotties in that 60s pic.

and part of me thinks i should feel bad because that's someone's mom or even grandma at this point, but...

nope. some hot women...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 09, 2023 02:17 PM (Mkvkw)

38 Wasn't it annoying 20 years ago when people who were not British would affect British "accents," slang, and variant spellings on the internet? It sure was, it sure was. But I never said "spoilt for choice" before and always wanted to try it.

Regardless, you might have done.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 02:17 PM (eOEVl)

39 Biden feels like a duke all the time. Just ask the Pope!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 09, 2023 02:17 PM (Vwz3I)

40 * Wasn't it annoying 20 years ago when people who were not British would affect British "accents," slang, and variant spellings on the internet? It sure was, it sure was. But I never said "spoilt for choice" before and always wanted to try it.

Eh, you've read Ian Fleming's novels. That practically makes you an honorary Englishman, right?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 09, 2023 02:17 PM (ppBhU)

41 I love old fashioned ladies.
You know why?
NO PENIS!

Posted by: Ricky Gervais at June 09, 2023 02:17 PM (72qIu)

42 I'm playing the world's smallest violin for these poor ladies. But as I read what they were saying, I kept asking: what do you bring to the table that would entice the sort of highly desirable men you describe?

I know the answer: nothing. She just thinks she is entitled to that kind of man, just like she thinks she is entitled to everything else she wants in life, because she has been taught as much since childhood and she believed it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

43 LOL at Ladies Night.

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:18 PM (OalnH)

44 I like older women

OKAY ??
Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 02:17 PM (us2H3)

=====

Sure. You do you, babe.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 02:18 PM (DRSnL)

45 Yeah its one of my favorite new complaint videos. We've riffed on this a lot, how leftist women presume all men are predators because their "feminist ally" leftist men are such monsters.

But here's this woman going "why can't I have a manly man who somehow still is leftist? Why can't I have a traditional man who lets me be a trashy selfish whore?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:18 PM (0hOvj)

46 These bitches need a real man! A man with weird scars, on his chest, where his b-cups once grazed. And a penis made of excess fat and sadness.

Posted by: Eliot Page, Dude at June 09, 2023 02:18 PM (7MLuY)

47 The Hicklib 'men' try to portray manliness. They fail miserably and look like jackwagons. "My beard oil smells divine."

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 02:18 PM (to8pj)

48 at the same time wants to reap the benefits ultra right leaning chad men provide".

So there are only liberal men and ultra right men? I think I see your problem. Well, one of them.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 02:19 PM (eOEVl)

50 >>The Pleb Reporter @truckdriverpleb
Young muslim kids STOMP the pride flag as their mothers cheer them on

FINALLY we agree on something

If I had ten divisions of such men, our problems with these trannys would soon be over.

Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 02:19 PM (geLO8)

51 The real problem is too many men have seen others lose half their shit in divorce. Now they just use chicks like rented cars and turn them in for a newer model in an endless cycle.

Remember the mom in Mad Men? "He's using you for practice!"

Cruel but accurate -- maybe Ace's mom?

Posted by: Regular joe at June 09, 2023 02:19 PM (nnp+f)

52
A group of liberal men at a dinner will argue about who had what and shave the tip.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:19 PM (iQwSw)

53 When I was dating of course I paid for the first date (and subsequent dates). I figured that it fed into a primal female need to have a man taking care of her.

It's amazing that soy males have so normalized splitting the check on the first date that this chick can't find **anyone** willing to pay for a first date.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 02:19 PM (2tUFv)

54 I started to affect British slang twenty years ago because i was hanging out with my British brother in law....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 02:20 PM (9UlRk)

55 Eh, I have been. In college. When most of them were 20 and good-looking. But then you get to know them and it gets real old real fast.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (DU+/6)

Twenty years ago, most liberal women still cared about how they looked. They washed, did their hair and makeup, and tried to stay fit or at least not fat. Now, you'll get Trigglypuff and like it.

Posted by: Moki at June 09, 2023 02:20 PM (JrN/x)

56 I feel like a duke.

As long as you don't feel like a dyke, ace.

Leave that to garrett.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2023 02:20 PM (ufFY8)

57 "As a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who's willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today's day and age who is not a conservative," she admits.

That might give a refelctive person pause, reason to have a good think. Not this dope, but someone.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 09, 2023 02:20 PM (ppBhU)

58 37 there's a LOT of hotties in that 60s pic.

and part of me thinks i should feel bad because that's someone's mom or even grandma at this point, but...

nope. some hot women...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 09, 2023 02:17 PM (Mkvkw)

Beauty is timeless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

59
evie is a relative newcomer in the media scene and it looks cautiously conservative. Not very highbrow or hard-newsy, but worth following as a weather gauge.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2023 02:20 PM (lCaJd)

60 Duke of Ace or Ace Duke?

Duke Ace won't make it, Boss. Say it fast and it sounds dumb.

Posted by: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers at June 09, 2023 02:20 PM (AMIL/)

61 Pharmaceuticals can cause permanent involuntary muscle movements. You don't think they can cause you to question your sexuality?

Seems they keep proving Alex Jones right, a lot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

62 and part of me thinks i should feel bad because that's someone's mom or even grandma at this point, but...
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They are beautiful because they are fertile.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:21 PM (4eKPg)

63 But here's this woman going "why can't I have a manly man who somehow still is leftist? Why can't I have a traditional man who lets me be a trashy selfish whore?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:18 PM (0hOvj)

What she *really* wants is a conservative man but her friends will judge her and that would be too unconscionable for her to contemplate.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 02:21 PM (70Sl4)

64 Duke of Ace or Ace Duke?

Duke Ace won't make it, Boss. Say it fast and it sounds dumb.
Posted by: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers at June 09, 2023 02:20 PM (AMIL/)

Call him Ace Duke and they'll all start saying he's the cousin of David.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

65
Beauty is timeless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

_________

Her Majesty will be 70 next month and she's still as foxy as hell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:21 PM (iQwSw)

66 This is all such conservative..."conservative" BS. I spent most of yesterday arguing on Instupundit in support of masculine values and the conservatives..."conservatives" there all wet their pants at the thought of such things. And this on a thread/post in context of this very same thread/post here. Except...I think...the one at Insty was OP'd by a woman. Go figure.

Posted by: WTP at June 09, 2023 02:21 PM (pQaMn)

67 Ass gas or grass, baby- nobody rides for free

Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 02:21 PM (geLO8)

68 Best response I saw recently:

"You want a traditional man, but you won't offer him a traditional woman."

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 09, 2023 02:21 PM (iKBwy)

69 Wymenses: All men are disgusting pigs full of toxic masculinity. I will do all I can to destroy them all.

Also Womynses: Why can't I find a good man?

GFY cvnts

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:21 PM (OalnH)

70
As long as you don't feel like a dyke, ace.

Leave that to garrett.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2023 02:20 PM (ufFY

I thought he was homo?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

71 "The Hicklib 'men' try to portray manliness."

It's the man bun that gives them away.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at June 09, 2023 02:22 PM (VMFAF)

72 What she *really* wants is a conservative man but her friends will judge her and that would be too unconscionable for her to contemplate.
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Yep. They never did get out of Junior High.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:22 PM (4eKPg)

73 But here's this woman going "why can't I have a manly man who somehow still is leftist? Why can't I have a traditional man who lets me be a trashy selfish whore?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:18 PM (0hOvj)
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Telling girls from a very young age all the way through adulthood, "don't worry, honey! You *can* have it all!" was a grave disservice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:22 PM (DU+/6)

74
Uh, yeah. A man with something to offer a woman doesn't have to settle for being incessantly lectured by a screeching virago with a crotch full of ice.

If you're a doctrinaire Communist ideologue who bases her relationships on relative proximity to the Left Pole, you will *only* attract the worst sorts of dudes.

You'll also find that your friendships suck and you can't stand the people you work with, too. It's because you suck, and other shitty people will at least tolerate you, when nobody else will.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 02:22 PM (oINRc)

75 I knew fag antique dealer who would go to London for 3-4 weeks and come back with an cockme accent

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 02:22 PM (us2H3)

76 "As a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who's willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today's day and age who is not a conservative,"

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The man you want is the literal definition of a conservative male, you just cant admit it.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (h1jJh)

77 It's amazing that soy males have so normalized splitting the check on the first date that this chick can't find **anyone** willing to pay for a first date.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 02:19 PM (2tUFv)

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I had no idea this was a thing until I started reading the AITA subreddit. Good thing I'm not dating.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (DRSnL)

78 I knew fag antique dealer who would go to London for 3-4 weeks and come back with an cockme accent

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 02:22 PM (us2H3)

Well, they ARE used to making up their voice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

79 I-uh,, uh-I-uh,, saw a-uh, a-uh,, s-s-saw a-uh,, uhhmmmmm

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (5hfjS)

80 I got dibs on the one with the big black buttons

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 02:14 PM (us2H3)

center with the necklace for me, since you chose that one.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (Mkvkw)

81 Oh...and the bloody tattoos. Oh, my oh my you can't criticize people, even women, for getting tattoos! Why, that's just mean. After all, how can you stop your women from getting tattoo'd? How how how how how?

Posted by: WTP at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (pQaMn)

82 Telling girls from a very young age all the way through adulthood, "don't worry, honey! You *can* have it all!" was a grave disservice.

Yes, but they told women that back when I was in HS in the 70s (I am woman, hear me whine). Something else changed for the succeeding generations.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (eOEVl)

83 I feel like a duke.

The Duke of Crocs.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (Xrfse)

84 I'm glad my 'active years' were in the 70s-90s

I'd hate to be a young man out on the prowl in the current culture

Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (geLO8)

85 What she *really* wants is a conservative man but her friends will judge her and that would be too unconscionable for her to contemplate.

But she's upset that guys like that won't let her be an "independent woman who don't need no man" that spends her money on her, and his money on her, doesn't have to work to cook or clean, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:24 PM (0hOvj)

86 center with the necklace for me, since you chose that one.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (Mkvkw)

they are all tub worthy

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 02:24 PM (us2H3)

87
Bet he came back with a sticky wicket, too. That's limey for "monkeypox."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 02:24 PM (oINRc)

88 There is something called a Trad Wife movement.
It's all over tiktok
Or so I've heard...

Posted by: gourmand dud jour, sated on BBQ at June 09, 2023 02:24 PM (72qIu)

89 Something like 65% of college degrees are now given to women. But 99.99999% of women with a college degree will not marry a man without a degree.

This is going to have some fucked up long term consequences in society.

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:24 PM (OalnH)

90 BTW I mean 1970s- 1990s

I'm no where near 70

Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 02:24 PM (geLO8)

91 I remember Kathleen Turner had that British twang in the 90s. Then I saw her bio once and it said she graduated from high school in London. Her father was in the foreign service. So maybe it wasn't entirely phony.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2023 02:24 PM (xPl2J)

92 10 Ace Duke Ferdinand. I like it, hope for a different outcome.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 09, 2023 02:13 PM

Yes. The Balkanization of the US.

Posted by: Military Moron at June 09, 2023 02:24 PM (JCZqz)

93 You DO know all those broads are in their 80's now, right?
Posted by: Jordan61

Ageist !

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (T4tVD)

94 I saw Crotch Full of Ice open for Blondie in '80 at the CNE.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (Vwz3I)

95 As a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who's willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today's day and age who is not a conservative

This is very telling. She thinks men "play" a role. No, honey, unlike you, who IS playing a role, that's who they are.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (eOEVl)

96 Women happily flashing squirrels. Reminds me of my junior high school years.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (/OeKS)

97 75 I knew fag antique dealer who would go to London for 3-4 weeks and come back with an cockme accent

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 02:22 PM (us2H3)

People usually do pick up accents. We are like parrots. Grandma did not really pick up a texas accent, but El Paso was a military town back when. So, she lost a lot of the Queens but still had just a bit when she would say certain words or when she talked to Aunt Doris (her sister, who still lived in NYC.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (zZu0s)

98 The problem isn't with liberal women. It's with women generally. They've been taught to believe they are super special and awesome and the bestest ever, and that men should literally be fighting over them. They believed every word of it, because they wanted to.

When they do finally realize this was all a lie, and that they've set their sights too high, it's too late. So they post bitchy and whiny TikTok videos lamenting their plight. They blame everyone but themselves.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

99 Husband first asked me out to be neighborly and took me to a restaurant and paid. I made the meal for our first "real" date (shooting M-16's in the desert after Gulf War I) consisting of fried chicken, potato salad, corn on the cob and chocolate chip cookies. We found ways to not make one or the other foot the bill all the time. It's worked pretty well for 31 years

Posted by: Moki at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (JrN/x)

100 Yes, but they told women that back when I was in HS in the 70s (I am woman, hear me whine). Something else changed for the succeeding generations.
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That being a victim is something to be proud of.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (4eKPg)

101 Yes, but they told women that back when I was in HS in the 70s (I am woman, hear me whine). Something else changed for the succeeding generations.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (eOEVl)
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Compounding effects. After the War when this stuff got started, it wasn't a universal message in *all* things from TV to movies to school to church to newspapers, etc. Those women grew up in the Before Times and it didn't stick with a lot of them.

It's been a couple of generations since then. The attitude and the sales pitch was never checked and grew and grew and grew. It compounds over time until the entire sex and dating market is wrecked and family formation collapses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (DU+/6)

102 The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: InZona at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (bfyic)

103
The most subversive thing a young lady can say nowadays is, "I want to get married before I'm 20, have lots of kids, stay at home to raise them right and love and support my husband."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (iQwSw)

104 76 "As a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who's willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today's day and age who is not a conservative,"

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The man you want is the literal definition of a conservative male, you just cant admit it.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (h1jJh)

She didn't mention that what she really wants is a rich man she can belittle, henpeck, and cheat on, without him complaining.

Posted by: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (AMIL/)

105 there's a LOT of hotties in that 60s pic.

and part of me thinks i should feel bad because that's someone's mom or even grandma at this point, but...

nope. some hot women...

If they weren't hot they may not have gotten to be someone's mom or grandma. Drool away, good sir!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (Bd6X8)

106 I'd hate to be a young man out on the prowl in the current culture
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (geLO8

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Yeah, I feel bad for my son.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (DRSnL)

107 Telling girls from a very young age all the way through adulthood, "don't worry, honey! You *can* have it all!" was a grave disservice.

And telling them that they are all 10s and nobody can question them and any accountability is patriarchy and oppression, and they are better than men who nobody needs and are the source of all evil in the world, and are all powerful, but at the same time oppressed and victims.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (0hOvj)

108 29 After seeing the evie writer's pic, I am convinced that the make up influencers on the tube of you are gay men laughing their butts off at convincing conventionally pretty young women to do their makeup like drag queens so that drag queens won't seems quite as much like the mockery of women that they are. You don't need a trowel of makeup, hon. You do need a change of heart. Pretty begins inside and shines outward.
Posted by: Moki

That is more filter than makeup. I enjoy wearing makeup and when I go out, I spend time on it. I have a daughter who is a MUA so I am lucky in both product and application to not make me look older or like a short drag queen.

Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (2UJ+q)

109 Tatoos are a huge turn off for me.

My wife and I have no tatoos. I wear no jewelry, not even a wedding ring or a watch.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (NtVYv)

110 >>> 101 Yes, but they told women that back when I was in HS in the 70s (I am woman, hear me whine). Something else changed for the succeeding generations.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (eOEVl)
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Compounding effects. After the War when this stuff got started, it wasn't a universal message in *all* things from TV to movies to school to church to newspapers, etc. Those women grew up in the Before Times and it didn't stick with a lot of them.

It's been a couple of generations since then. The attitude and the sales pitch was never checked and grew and grew and grew. It compounds over time until the entire sex and dating market is wrecked and family formation collapses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (DU+/6)

*tee hee*

Posted by: WEF at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (llON8)

111 You DO know all those broads are in their 80's now, right?

So you're saying there's a good chance they're available?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (eOEVl)

112
I remember saying to my young son many years ago when we were in an amusement park where we spotted a sweet young thang walking by who had body rolls spilling out over her too short shorts' waistband and her overstuffed halter top: "Do you see the ring piercing in her navel, son? It is bad form to ask her, 'Is that for tying yourself to a hitching post?'"

He laughed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (pNxlR)

113
She is what I like to call CCC

Clitorally Conservative Curious

But if she admits it, she will be shunned by all her weak willed friends. Her pussy doesn't give a hoot about Global Warming or Oppressed Peoples, this is what she is trying to tell the world.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (Gvnb9)

114 99 Husband first asked me out to be neighborly and took me to a restaurant and paid. I made the meal for our first "real" date (shooting M-16's in the desert after Gulf War I) consisting of fried chicken, potato salad, corn on the cob and chocolate chip cookies. We found ways to not make one or the other foot the bill all the time. It's worked pretty well for 31 years
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So you have an open marriage in search of free eats?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (4eKPg)

115 I'd hate to be a young man out on the prowl in the current culture

For sure. Gotta be like navigating a house of mirrors.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (Xrfse)

116 If you're a male who grew up around conservative males, you spent your days saying whatever the hell you wanted without worrying about offending anyone because it was literally impossible to offend your friends.

Imagine going from that to having to couch every word you say? Nah, brah, nah.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (KbCG3)

117 80 I got dibs on the one with the big black buttons

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 02:14 PM (us2H3)

center with the necklace for me, since you chose that one.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (Mkvkw)

You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban...

Posted by: Eyegore at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (CCSxw)

118
People usually do pick up accents.

_________

My sister picked up a heavy Wisconsin accent within a year of moving there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (iQwSw)

119 I got dibs on the one with the big black buttons

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 02:14 PM (us2H3)

center with the necklace for me, since you chose that one.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (Mkvkw)

Big hair go-go dancer on the far left.
She will need that hair to cushion her from damage from the headboard.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (ufFY8)

120 And take the stupid ring out of your nose. Do you consider yourself livestock?

Posted by: Someone has to say it at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (DhOHl)

121 It's amazing that soy males have so normalized splitting the check on the first date that this chick can't find **anyone** willing to pay for a first date.

In all seriousness, why should they pay?

Splitting the check is consistent with the joint religion of absolute equality they both profess to adhere to.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (ppBhU)

122 Gen-X women got psy-op'd worse than us guys.

I don't know how it was done. What method and medium delivered the message.

But holy moly did they get wrecked.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (dWIfC)

123 If only you knew the power of the Dark Side, Evie!

Posted by: Darth Conservative at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (VsUo2)

124 Tatoos are a huge turn off for me.

My wife and I have no tatoos. I wear no jewelry, not even a wedding ring or a watch.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (NtVYv)

Not a huge fan of the tattoo, but the nose piercing is the biggest turnoff for me.

I find it disgusting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

125 I'm glad my 'active years' were in the 70s-90s

I'd hate to be a young man out on the prowl in the current culture
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (geLO

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People are often shocked and horrified at those surveys that indicate that young men are increasingly checking out. "Nah, I don't try to date" and "Nah, I don't try to get laid anymore" and "Nah, I'm not gonna get married" and "Nah, I'm not gonna try to buy a house" and the like. It is horrifying, of course, and it is a disaster. But it isn't inexplicable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (DU+/6)

126 Telling girls from a very young age all the way through adulthood, "don't worry, honey! You *can* have it all!" was a grave disservice.

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Absolutely right! Telling anyone, you can have everything you ever want is insane. Because no matter how succesful one is in life, you will never have everything. You're setting that person up to never be happy.

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:28 PM (OalnH)

127 "As a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who's willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today's day and age who is not a conservative,"

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Me and my friends want to call ourselves "Boss Bitches" but we don't want to actually do any work.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 09, 2023 02:28 PM (h1jJh)

128 My sister picked up a heavy Wisconsin accent within a year of moving there.
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Does she say 'okey dokey' a lot? Has anyone checked on JJ's speech habits lately?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:28 PM (4eKPg)

129 You take Sally.
I'll take Sue.
Ain't no difference between the two.

Posted by: Coco's Blues at June 09, 2023 02:28 PM (DhOHl)

130 Not a huge fan of the tattoo, but the nose piercing is the biggest turnoff for me.

I find it disgusting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

With a runny nose !

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2023 02:28 PM (T4tVD)

131 Today I learnt that Ace has an affection for affectation!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (DU+/6)

Ace is quite a dandy.

Posted by: InZona at June 09, 2023 02:28 PM (bfyic)

132 You DO know all those broads are in their 80's now, right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (DRSnL)

so's martha stewart, and helen miren is close...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 09, 2023 02:29 PM (Mkvkw)

133 Posted by: Eyegore at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (ufFY

Yikes, might be a spitroast.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 09, 2023 02:29 PM (ufFY8)

134 The part about this chick's rant I find funniest is her view that what conservative men want is the stereotypical barefoot and pregnant wife.

It's almost like liberals can see 50% of reality and then just make up the rest based on nothing but their insanity.

Almost.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2023 02:29 PM (KbCG3)

135 A group of liberal men at a dinner will argue about who had what and shave the tip.

Whereas conservative men will either argue over who gets the bill - in the "I've got it", "No, I've got it" way, or will will figure out the total bill+tip, divide by number of people, and round up.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 09, 2023 02:29 PM (xttsV)

136 ---------------
Does she say 'okey dokey' a lot? Has anyone checked on JJ's speech habits lately?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:28 PM (4eKPg)

Listened to the CJN podcast today. He's not converted yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

137 But she's upset that guys like that won't let her be an "independent woman who don't need no man" that spends her money on her, and his money on her, doesn't have to work to cook or clean, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:24 PM (0hOvj)

So she says. Women can be (I said can be) blissfully ridiculously unaware of what they want. Which is why they ache for a "man" and can't explain it except in narrow socially acceptable terms.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 02:29 PM (NS1e9)

138 People usually do pick up accents

Its usually a sign that you are gifted with languages if you can do impressions and pick up accents easily. If you cannot, you probably will struggle with new languages.

I knew a guy who moved from the Netherlands in his early 20s and lived in the USA for 60 more years. He struggled to speak English, you could see that he was translating from Dutch to English in his head before he answered (well, more specifically Friesian). He never truly learned English.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:29 PM (0hOvj)

139 Rule #1

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 09, 2023 02:29 PM (qZdIZ)

140
Society has done everything it can to brainwash and poison women out of their natural desires and now we wonder why they're unhappy if not crazy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:29 PM (MoZTd)

141 People usually do pick up accents.

_________

My sister picked up a heavy Wisconsin accent within a year of moving there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (iQwSw)

When I was in the Army, I said "y'all" a lot, because most of my buddies were from the South.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 09, 2023 02:29 PM (xPJvm)

142 102 The old ways are the best ways.
Posted by: InZona at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (bfyic)

Women like to be pursued. It is not about some primitive hunting thing, it is about being unequivocally desired. It makes them feel special.

Hell, that is something everyone wants.

One could also point out that the current sexual nomadism is also robbing both men and women of a psychological need to be 'that special someone' for their partner. Not one of a crowd of dudes or gals that have come before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (zZu0s)

143 91 I remember Kathleen Turner had that British twang in the 90s. Then I saw her bio once and it said she graduated from high school in London. Her father was in the foreign service. So maybe it wasn't entirely phony.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2023 02:24 PM (xPl2J)

It happens. My kids went to British schools when we were posted overseas, and they spell like it. (U's in everything.) Their accents are Mid-atlantic for the most part, but every once in a while either the Brit or the Texan will burst forth.

Posted by: Moki at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (JrN/x)

144 She attributes certain characteristics to a traditional, masculine man: paying for the first date, opening the door for the woman, caring for and providing for the woman. She wants all of this in a man--as long as he's not conservative.
_____________

So, basically, she's looking for a unicorn.

Bottom line: by and large, men were born to lead; women to follow. Letting women lead is what got them - and us - into this sorry pass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (YqDXo)

145 >>Not a huge fan of the tattoo, but the nose piercing is the biggest turnoff for me.

I find it disgusting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I was in a local Petsmart recently and the green hair at the checkout had what I can only describe as dried snot stuck to her nose ring. Bleccchhhh

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (to8pj)

146 37 there's a LOT of hotties in that 60s pic.

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They're all hotties because they're not fat, they're not tatted up, they don't have the resting bitch face. They stand out now as hot because in a room of 10 women today, maybe 2 look like that and the other 8 are 60 lbs overweight, with 18 tattoos, purple hair, etc.

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (OalnH)

147 Tik Tok has screwed up so many women. The more they are exposed to it the loonier they get.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (gmo/4)

148 Women can be (I said can be) blissfully ridiculously unaware of what they want.

I agree. I believe that most, not all, but the very large majority of women would turn into Suzy housewife for the right man. For a good man who is a leader, who is strong and good and provides and protects.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (0hOvj)

149 Liberal men are the ones who walk into steakhouses and ask if they serve quiche or free range non GMO chicken.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (63An5)

150 98 The problem isn't with liberal women. It's with women generally. They've been taught to believe they are super special and awesome and the bestest ever, and that men should literally be fighting over them. They believed every word of it, because they wanted to.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM

Kind of...women have biological and societal pressure to always seek men of greater status than themselves (more money, better job, etc), but now that feminism has reached peak power, more women are getting college degrees and better paying jobs than men, so a huge pool of women are competing for a shrinking pool of eligible men.

And many of those eligible men, realizing they have the whip-hand in things, are content to play the field VIGOROUSLY until their early 40s, when they might consider settling down and starting a family...and not with any women around his age.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (JCZqz)

151 These Progressive Chicks Just Need a Good SHAGGING Baby!!!!!!!

Posted by: AUSTIN POWERS at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (2znMt)

152 She just thinks she is entitled to that kind of man, just like she thinks she is entitled to everything else she wants in life, because she has been taught as much since childhood and she believed it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

I actually do feel a bit sorry for these women. All of their lives, all of society has told them a lie. Women can be just like "men". Girl boss who screws everything that walks... have it all... slay qween!

And then, one day, they learn the truth. The guys they were screwing don't want them because they can always get another. The guys they weren't screwing don't want them because no one wants the town bicycle. No matter how much money they end up with, no one like the asshole guy boss either. And, worst of all, biology will allow a man to become a father at 80 but a woman's time is finite, precious, and - for them - gone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (we8o1)

153 Weird, after I read “left wing feminists complain” I instinctively stop caring.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (uKeRS)

154 Tatoos are a huge turn off for me.

I've got several but I guess I'm a hypocrite. I really do not like them on women.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (Xrfse)

155 Yes, we have no tattoos
We have no tattoos today
We have nose rings and vajazzling
And piercings that are dazzling
But we have no tattoos today!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 09, 2023 02:31 PM (Vwz3I)

156 77 It's amazing that soy males have so normalized splitting the check on the first date that this chick can't find **anyone** willing to pay for a first date.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 02:19 PM (2tUFv)

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I had no idea this was a thing until I started reading the AITA subreddit. Good thing I'm not dating.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (DRSnL)
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Soy males are stupid. The surest sign that a guy is on a real "date" in the sense that the girl has at least some romantic interest is that she will not insist on splitting the bill. If the girl insists on splitting the bill, there's a 99% chance you heading straight to the Friend Zone.

Yes, there are some bitches out there who will use guys for dinner even if they aren't interested, but those are usually easy to spot.

If the girl will share the food with you, you are pretty much already rounding the bases . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

157 As a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who's willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today's day and age who is not a conservative

The Female Delusion Calculator should add a section for "not an effeminate ponce" https://igotstandardsbro.com/

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:31 PM (lc5cP)

158 60s ladies were nice but it went all wrong from then

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 02:31 PM (LwMqg)

159 [M]ore and more women are waking up to the fact that they are single and unhappy in their 30s (or even in their 40s), and they're figuring out that they were given the wrong advice about dating and marriage

Bwahahahahahahaha!

They weren't "given" wrong advice. They thought they KNEW what they were doing and GAVE that wrong advice to anyone that would listen.

Repeatedly.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2023 02:31 PM (G8h7g)

160 I feel a great disturbance in the force.
As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in anger and began tweeting. I fear something terrible has happened. And Ace will have a nood forthwith.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at June 09, 2023 02:31 PM (dzZCL)

161 When I was in the Army, I said "y'all" a lot, because most of my buddies were from the South.
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The last two words of the Bible is 'you all.' True fact.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:31 PM (4eKPg)

162 118
People usually do pick up accents.

_________

My sister picked up a heavy Wisconsin accent within a year of moving there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (iQwSw)

_______

Arrived at college in Connecticut with a Texas twang. By my senior year, somebody said they'd always assumed I was from Boston.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 09, 2023 02:32 PM (N3zMI)

163 Tik Tok has screwed up so many women

Older women with wisdom tend not to be this way but younger women are very, very impressionable and tend to be followers. They go along with the crowd, or what they perceive as a crowd. This kind of stuff is shaping girls into horrible people -- and so is most pop music.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:32 PM (0hOvj)

164 I'd hate to be a young man out on the prowl in the current culture
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (geLO

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I check in with college son on this topic and get the same response every time. "Dad, they're all a bit nuts."

Posted by: Madonna at June 09, 2023 02:32 PM (2bFN5)

165 Well ya get what you pay for

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2023 02:32 PM (pVWRI)

166 Liberal men are the ones who walk into steakhouses and ask if they serve quiche or free range non GMO chicken.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (63An5)

Wife was looking at a post from Snake River Farms (THEY SELL MEAT) and some woman decided to Amber Heard the thread by stating "I'm a vegan."

Then WTF are you doing on a MEAT SELLERS SITE, dipshit.

There are WAY too many out there that think the world revolves around THEM.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

167 I've got several but I guess I'm a hypocrite. I really do not like them on women.

I've known plenty of women that find them a turn on since they are traditionally a symbol of masculinity but...80-90% of the men I know find them a turn off on a woman.

And yet somehow a good deal of the female population loves them some ugly tats...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:32 PM (lc5cP)

168 ... They weren't "given" wrong advice. They thought they KNEW what they were doing and GAVE that wrong advice to anyone that would listen. ...
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2023 02:31 PM (G8h7g)
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Power of and.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:32 PM (DU+/6)

169
One happy and lovely lady did well today. Best of Breed and second place in the Hound Group for Miss Delilah at today's Calcasieu KC show in Lake Charles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:32 PM (MoZTd)

170 but every once in a while either the Brit or the Texan will burst forth.
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The phrase "assless chaps" can be used on both sides of the Atlantic!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (Vwz3I)

171 A simple tattoo or two on a woman can be sexy. But that's a rarity. It's either none or 50. There's no in between.

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (OalnH)

172 So she says. Women can be (I said can be) blissfully ridiculously unaware of what they want. Which is why they ache for a "man" and can't explain it except in narrow socially acceptable terms.
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 02:29 PM (NS1e9)

I agree, she really is crying out.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (NtVYv)

173 What about the large chrome bolt thru the pierced tongue? You know, the thing that makes their speech sound like their mouth is full of marbles.
That's really repulsive. What man looks at that and says "get me to the church on time"?

Posted by: gourmand dud jour, sated on BBQ at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (72qIu)

174 It's amazing that soy males have so normalized splitting the check on the first date that this chick can't find **anyone** willing to pay for a first date.

I am kind of baffled by this. I went on a quick lunch date at work with a girl who clearly liked me. She drove us there, so I offered to pay since she provided the wheels, and she refused, she wanted to pay half.

My reaction? "She must just want to be friends."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (0hOvj)

175
It's been a couple of generations since then. The attitude and the sales pitch was never checked and grew and grew and grew. It compounds over time until the entire sex and dating market is wrecked and family formation collapses.

--

I was discussing this in meat-space with someone recently. There was also a limit on what people were exposed to on TV because whatever was on was what they would either watch or they wouldn't. Someone might've even been accidentally exposed to something new, or something they wouldn't normally watch.

Now the can watch the same thing over and over again, even if it has a different title and actors, and reinforce the story indefinitely.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (33ek6)

176 it's cool to have DanMa'am watching a home fix up show, crazy garage car mash up show or other stuff we do on the side and hear her say "you can do that! too!"

I'll open the door for that anytime.

Posted by: DanMan at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (DB6tu)

177 164 I'd hate to be a young man out on the prowl in the current culture
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (geLO
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I check in with college son on this topic and get the same response every time. "Dad, they're all a bit nuts."
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They are also much more generous with their lucky charms these days.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (4eKPg)

178 This busty, bespectacled bikini blonde isn't turned off by conservatives, so she hopes to avoid becoming a meme in 10-15 years:
https://is.gd/N0K0zJ

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (DU+/6)

179 These ladies need what a liberal man can't supply, an orgasm.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (7MLuY)

180 My sister picked up a heavy Wisconsin accent within a year of moving there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:27 PM (iQwSw)

A friend of mine grew up bilingual in Wisconsin, and never got the WI out of her English. It is odd to listen to a hispanic lady talking with those WI vowels.

Posted by: Kindltot - Sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (xhaym)

181 ---------------
So you have an open marriage in search of free eats?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (4eKPg)

Lol, nope. I cook, he eats. We are happy like that!

Of course, we are also old now and eating out is too expensive and wrecks our stomachs.

Posted by: Moki at June 09, 2023 02:34 PM (JrN/x)

182 I'd hate to be a young man out on the prowl in the current culture
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (geLO

A bud is 29 and attempting to navigate the dating scene. He now believes all single women 29 are bedshit cray or worthless cumdumpsters.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

183 People are often shocked and horrified at those surveys that indicate that young men are increasingly checking out. "Nah, I don't try to date" and "Nah, I don't try to get laid anymore" and "Nah, I'm not gonna get married" and "Nah, I'm not gonna try to buy a house" and the like. It is horrifying, of course, and it is a disaster. But it isn't inexplicable.

They're choosing to let it rot. They'll stay home and masturbate and play video games. This is not a problem exclusive to the West.

https://tinyurl.com/3t2ckmuf

Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 02:34 PM (eOEVl)

184 When I was dating of course I paid for the first date (and subsequent dates). I figured that it fed into a primal female need to have a man taking care of her.

It's amazing that soy males have so normalized splitting the check on the first date that this chick can't find **anyone** willing to pay for a first date.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 02:19 PM (2tUFv)

Lotsa vids out there of young women laughing about how they'll go on a date with someone they're not attracted to just to get a free dinner. It would take a special kind of stupid to be let in on the scam and still fall for it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 09, 2023 02:34 PM (we8o1)

185 Trump indictment. Might as well wade through this before it gets spun into golden propaganda thread.

https://tinyurl.com/4zm77jpv

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 02:34 PM (a175k)

186
How did I know that this feminist AWFL would be complaining about... money? As I've said, leftists spend all of their time complaining about money. That's why they're communists. They just believe everyone else should give them more money. It's a religious conviction.

Here's the video.

So, who is driving the vehicle as your execute your thought dump, thot? Independent, my ass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2023 02:34 PM (pNxlR)

187 Maybe fish do need bicycles after all?

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:34 PM (OalnH)

188 When I was in the Army, I said "y'all" a lot, because most of my buddies were from the South.
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When I went to school at UF I picked that up from hanging with my more north Florida buddies. I still only use it in the context of needing to differentiate between an individual and a group. Generally. What bugs me is to occasionally get called out on it by some "true southerner" (always one of those a-holes who has no other real personality) like I'm culturally appropriating or something. I don't fake an accent, I'm just using a useful word. Hell, Mom would get mad if I ever said "Yinz" so...which was actually "Y'uns" back before it got viral.

Posted by: WTP at June 09, 2023 02:34 PM (pQaMn)

189
The thing is, under a certain age, almost any broad you go on a date with will be some flavor of liberal.

That's why it's important to never, ever pander to that. Just be blunt about the fact that the left is full of horseshit if the subject of politics ever comes up. If she can get over it and live with that, then it can work out. If it's the kind of demon from that article, she'll go away immediately. Win-win.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 02:34 PM (oINRc)

190 https://is.gd/N0K0zJ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (DU+/6)

I love summertime.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

191 It's amazing to think we went from THIS
https://tinyurl.com/5crv8s7h
as Liberal ideal of masculinity a mere 10 years ago to this:
https://tinyurl.com/y7pnwa3w

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 09, 2023 02:34 PM (JCZqz)

192 I started to affect British slang twenty years ago because i was hanging out with my British brother in law....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 02:20 PM (9UlRk)

Ai, dribbly on the mish-mash, plinkie?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 09, 2023 02:34 PM (we8o1)

193 171 A simple tattoo or two on a woman can be sexy. But that's a rarity. It's either none or 50. There's no in between.
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Tattoos on women are like mold on bread.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:35 PM (4eKPg)

194 Lotsa vids out there of young women laughing about how they'll go on a date with someone they're not attracted to just to get a free dinner. It would take a special kind of stupid to be let in on the scam and still fall for it.

I screened my dates more carefully than that.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 02:35 PM (2tUFv)

195 The next wave are the 20ish year old woman who in 10 years wonder why, after getting a rotting goat skull tattoo on their sternum or a giant neck tattoo, the only men willing to date them are men with similar tattoos who have a penchant for cooking them and punching them in the face.

This was all part of the feminist mission, to make normal and attractive females as ugly and bitter as feminist.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 09, 2023 02:35 PM (0ZsQR)

196 I'd hate to be a young man out on the prowl in the current culture
Posted by: DB
=====

Yeah, I feel bad for my son.
Posted by: Jordan61

I've mentioned this a few time here - I've urged all four of my sons to attend Pro-Life meetings and marches to meet sane, intelligent, marriage-minded lovely women.

It worked for two of them .500 isn't a bad average - Ted Williams hit what, .340-.345?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 02:35 PM (B/X3r)

197 I've got several but I guess I'm a hypocrite. I really do not like them on women.

I don't like tats on anyone but I will accept them on men if they are like, a vet or a sailor or in a motorcycle gang. I really do not like them on women, its like tagging a Renoir with some gang sign. You blighted a masterpiece.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:35 PM (0hOvj)

198 Something like 65% of college degrees are now given to women. But 99.99999% of women with a college degree will not marry a man without a degree.

This is going to have some fucked up long term consequences in society.
Posted by: Montec

Since a smaller world population is what they work towards with climate-change and *pride* they are getting what they implicitly desire.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2023 02:35 PM (+Td+Z)

199
It is odd to listen to a hispanic lady talking with those WI vowels.
Posted by: Kindltot - Sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (xhaym)

_________

Madame Chiang Kai Shek spoke English with a Southern accent, as she went to a women's college in Georgia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:35 PM (MoZTd)

200 Hit it and quit it. Leave them with a smile and some hot man juice.

Posted by: Tyrone da Bone at June 09, 2023 02:35 PM (3aLWR)

201 They're choosing to let it rot. They'll stay home and masturbate and play video games. This is not a problem exclusive to the West.

https://tinyurl.com/3t2ckmuf
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 02:34 PM (eOEVl)
++++
Yup. "Lying flat" and the turbo-charged version of "let it rot" are possibly a civilizational death sentence. And we're wallowing in it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:36 PM (DU+/6)

202 I got dibs on the one with the big black buttons

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 02:14 PM (us2H3)

You DO know all those broads are in their 80's now, right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (DRSnL)

Still prefer hanging out with them than these modern run through leftist types who learned their Mickey Marxism from cereal boxes.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 02:36 PM (eoQWY)

203 I’m a ‘ I love them or hate them ‘ regard to women tats. It all depends on the locations and size.

Same with nose jewelry. Absolutely hate nose rings. Double that with the pig snout rings. But I really like the small nose stud.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 02:36 PM (MNhXM)

204 You and your fellow stronk independent women made the rules. Now choke on them. Enjoy your cats and Chardonnax™.

*Chardonnax™ is a crisp, delicious, proprietary blend of California Chardonnay and Xanax.

Posted by: You fucked it up, now deal with it. at June 09, 2023 02:36 PM (AiuQB)

205 Ace spoilts us!

Posted by: Weasel at June 09, 2023 02:36 PM (RG6z4)

206 That being a victim is something to be proud of.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:25 PM (4eKPg)

I remember in high school that depression was learned helplessness. And it stuck with me - if I felt helpless, I'd find ways to do what I could to improve the situation. The rampant depression nowadays I think is caused by convincing everyone they're helpless and victim of circumstances.

Posted by: InZona at June 09, 2023 02:36 PM (bfyic)

207 This was all part of the feminist mission, to make normal and attractive females as ugly and bitter as feminist.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 09, 2023 02:35 PM (0ZsQR)

100

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 02:36 PM (NS1e9)

208 Leftists marxist democrats are miserable people.

Refuse to participate in their delusions and be happy.

Fried chicken and corn on the cob for lunch.

Yummy!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (R/m4+)

209 177 164 I'd hate to be a young man out on the prowl in the current culture
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (geLO
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I check in with college son on this topic and get the same response every time. "Dad, they're all a bit nuts."
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They are also much more generous with their lucky charms these days.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (4eKPg)
__________________

Depends on what you want. If you're looking for random hookups, it's never been easier. Best times of all to be a single guy. I would also think that if you're looking to settle down, it's also pretty easy because so few men are doing that now that you'd have your pick of the litter. I think the harder thing is to be in the middle, where you're not looking for hookups but aren't ready to jump into something serious, either.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

210 Some lib was berating the poor tattooed coffee checkout girl this morning. It was clear rainbow flag lib-ass was just a wench and picking on her. I had enough as did the people behind me. So the lady sneers at the girl and says "and where the hell is my caramel?". I shouted out, "probably the same place where your chin is". Then I clearly took a gaze at her behind and added "and your ass".

I hate bullies.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (63An5)

211 I remember *learning* in high school...

Posted by: InZona at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (bfyic)

212 The Karen ankle dolphin tat is kinda sexy, if you like slamming your dick in a draw for hours on end.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (to8pj)

213 1960s ladies. No heavies.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (/EZNz)

214 "As a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who's willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today's day and age who is not a conservative."

Why would they want to? What's in it for them?

Liberal women want all the good stuff, and want men to take all the bad shit. They want men to clean the house, and care for the children, but also provide for them and mow the yard.

me, I want a woman you can lift the other end of the couch when we move. I don't mind being equal, but I don't want a woman that gets to pick and choose what special privilege's she gets. If I'm picking up the check, then we are not "equal".

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (nJ1bF)

215 Kind of...women have biological and societal pressure to always seek men of greater status than themselves (more money, better job, etc), but now that feminism has reached peak power, more women are getting college degrees and better paying jobs than men, so a huge pool of women are competing for a shrinking pool of eligible men.

And many of those eligible men, realizing they have the whip-hand in things, are content to play the field VIGOROUSLY until their early 40s, when they might consider settling down and starting a family...and not with any women around his age.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

What killed it?

It all goes back to no fault divorce and the women gets half AND the kids AND child support AND in some states, alimony.

Men woke up to the fact that they are nothing more than a meal ticket Once burned, twice shy.

And the males growing up in broken homes saw how the dad was treated and the kids were weaponized against him and said, " Nah. I'm good", and are passing on that shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (G8h7g)

216 I cant blame these women for not wanting liberal men as mates. As a dude, I don't want these beta males as friends either.

I have converted my fair share of them though. Every once in a while, my company hires a new engineer fresh out of college and he is liberal. Then the older dudes gradually (after about a year or so) invite them to go out shooting and that usually does the trick.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (h1jJh)

217 The bull ring through the nose on a fat pig working in a restaurant is the WORST.

Seriously? You're hard enough to look at. You thought it was a good idea to put a ring in your nose and look like something grazing in a field?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

218 I had a female friend who wasn't very successful in dating.

She was overweight, didn't really take care of herself, and was leftwing politically (though she mostly kept it to herself), but she was smart, and funny.

After quite a while without a boyfriend she showed up with...a tranny. M to F. Now...she'd never talked about being attracted to women, though from the looks of it this guy just got off on wearing a dress without cutting parts of.

But she spent a bunch of time telling everyone how happy she was now while her eyes kept saying "SAVE ME".

And that's how crazy western society has gotten women - don't work out, don't take care of yourself because you can have a nice leftwing man, err, woman anyway!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:38 PM (lc5cP)

219 He never truly learned English.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:29 PM (0hOvj)

That is very odd. IIRC English is about 80% Frisian with a serious vowel and consonant shift, and with all the case endings and tenses whacked off by Old Danish. Nederlanders have that reputation of being really good at English but being unable to lose some of the accent.

Posted by: Kindltot - Sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel at June 09, 2023 02:38 PM (xhaym)

220 My cousin married an English woman he met while in the Air Force. He brought her back here with two young stepdaughters. The British accent was mostly gone by the time they became adults but there mother still sounds the same.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2023 02:38 PM (xPl2J)

221 Depends on what you want. If you're looking for random hookups, it's never been easier. Best times of all to be a single guy. I would also think that if you're looking to settle down, it's also pretty easy because so few men are doing that now that you'd have your pick of the litter. I think the harder thing is to be in the middle, where you're not looking for hookups but aren't ready to jump into something serious, either.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
++++
You don't have your "pick of the litter." Well, you do, but the "litter" isn't all that compelling and before they get to that "settle down" phase in their late 20s or into their 30s, not all that many women want that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:38 PM (DU+/6)

222
*Chardonnax™

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LOL! I can picture this ad in my head. It's on during The View.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 02:38 PM (oINRc)

223 https://is.gd/N0K0zJ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:33 PM (DU+/6)

I think something just happened.....

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2023 02:38 PM (NtVYv)

224 I have a young couple - 30ish - as neighbors. They're both very liberal. She's a vet and he's ex-Wall St. who decided to become a golf pro. Pretty manly guy too. They're about to have a baby and are pretty cool people. Quiet too, perfect neighbors. No tats on either.

So there is always the exception.

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM (OalnH)

225 Lotsa vids out there of young women laughing about how they'll go on a date with someone they're not attracted to just to get a free dinner.

I don't think this is the end of the world. When this topic has come up in the past, some ettes have said they did this as broke college students. For a guy, it's an opportunity they might not otherwise get. I've met more than one long-married couple where she was pretty indifferent at first, but he got a foot in the door and hard pursuit won the day. A lot of young women have no idea what they want, or what they are attracted to. (Now, who knows whether any of this still makes sense in today's Thunderdome environment.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM (ppBhU)

226 I just assumed Man-bun meant twink and nose ring meant the woman likes to be on receiving end of rough sex?

Is this not so?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM (dWIfC)

227 No one is stingier with his own money than a liberal, while a conservative guy will buy dinner for a lady or a round for his friends because he won't make himself look bad.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:16 PM (iQwSw)

Its much much cheaper to advocate for other people's money to be spent on causes 10000 miles away, since you then have filled in your morality quota and can be poisonous, nasty, and cheap all the rest of the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM (eoQWY)

228 Madame Chiang Kai Shek spoke English with a Southern accent, as she went to a women's college in Georgia.
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I haver her recipe for Sweet and Sour Pork. My mother used to make that for me on my birthday. Its really good. Much better than what you get at a Chinese Restaurant.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM (4eKPg)

229 CNN reports in their chyron

3pm ET
Special counsel to make statement. Jack Smith? going to step to the mic and be a badass fake?

Posted by: micky at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM (3byMq)

230 Yes, but they told women that back when I was in HS in the 70s (I am woman, hear me whine). Something else changed for the succeeding generations.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 09, 2023 02:23 PM (eOEVl)

Girls in the 70s had moms who didn't believe that shit. Girls in the 90s had moms who believed it a lot.
Girls in the 10s had moms who refused to believe anything else.
Girls in the 20s have moms who want them to be boys.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM (we8o1)

231 > I don't like tats on anyone but I will accept them on men if they are like, a vet or a sailor or in a motorcycle gang. I really do not like them on women, its like tagging a Renoir with some gang sign. You blighted a masterpiece.

Same. Tattoos are for military men, gym rats, carnies, or people who have been in prison.

Pretty girls with a small butterfly or something get a pass.

Soi boys and mousy girls with no muscles who have lots of tattoos make me irrationally angry.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM (eyxn4)

232
Her Majesty is a New Zealander. When someone asks where her accent is from, she says, "The Deep South."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM (MoZTd)

233 You DO know all those broads are in their 80's now, right?
Posted by: Jordan61

My wife and I are among the youngest at our parish (29). There are more than a few 80 yr old gals there that still got it. No kidding.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM (B/X3r)

234 Liberal women in the dating scene are super horny for masculine men.
It’s like fish in a barrel out there.

Posted by: Redenzo at June 09, 2023 02:40 PM (7N3EA)

235 And the males growing up in broken homes saw how the dad was treated and the kids were weaponized against him and said, " Nah. I'm good", and are passing on that shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (G8h7g)
++++
Or see it in coworkers. I would need more than one hand to count the number of times I saw this happen to colleagues.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:40 PM (DU+/6)

236
That is more filter than makeup. I enjoy wearing makeup and when I go out, I spend time on it. I have a daughter who is a MUA so I am lucky in both product and application to not make me look older or like a short drag queen.
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 02:26 PM (2UJ+q)

No idea what a MUA is, and I've got no problem with makeup per se. It's just the heavy, heave stuff- where you can see the layers of foundation/concealer/contour/blush/eyeshadow and the painted on eyebrows. I used to do that when
i performed on stage, but it was hideous in natural light.

Posted by: Moki at June 09, 2023 02:40 PM (JrN/x)

237
Liberal women want all the good stuff, and want men to take all the bad shit. They want men to clean the house, and care for the children, but also provide for them and mow the yard.

What I see in the couples I know where the wife/girlfriend is a leftwinger is;

The man has a serious 45+ hour a week job
The man makes 80% or more of the money
The man does all the outdoor chores
They mostly split the indoors chores, but on the weekends he gets a "honey do" list.

Oh...and there is no sex. Well, at least between the two of them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:40 PM (lc5cP)

238 Tattoos on women are like mold on bread.

Yeah, they get a cute little flower on one ankle and ten years later look like the illustrated man

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:40 PM (0hOvj)

239 Depends on what you want. If you're looking for random hookups, it's never been easier. Best times of all to be a single guy. I would also think that if you're looking to settle down, it's also pretty easy because so few men are doing that now that you'd have your pick of the litter. I think the harder thing is to be in the middle, where you're not looking for hookups but aren't ready to jump into something serious, either.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

Only if you're Chad, Tyrone, Pooky or Ray-Ray. The overwhelming majority of single men aren't getting any at all. Regular average decent dudes are getting zero poon.

Posted by: The stats are pretty shocking at June 09, 2023 02:40 PM (AiuQB)

240 Same with nose jewelry. Absolutely hate nose rings. Double that with the pig snout rings. But I really like the small nose stud.

Hate any kind of nose stuff. but nose rings disgust me.

Posted by: And it hurts my head at June 09, 2023 02:40 PM (og5mY)

241
Leftwing Feminists Complain That Liberal Men Just Won't or Can't Play A "More Masculine" Role In Relationships

They didn't want men, they wanted "allies" and woe unto them who were not outlook clones of they themselves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2023 02:40 PM (pNxlR)

242 I like when they put " no 45 supporters" or "no MAGA" in their dating profile.

Makes it easy to swipe left no matter how hot they are.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 09, 2023 02:40 PM (lTfF8)

243 Something like 65% of college degrees are now given to women. But 99.99999% of women with a college degree will not marry a man without a degree.

This is going to have some fucked up long term consequences in society.
Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:24 PM (OalnH)

Many people believe that our efforts to reduce the human population are recent. Many people believe that "green", or abortion, are the only arrows in our quiver. Many people are wrong. -- WEF

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 09, 2023 02:41 PM (we8o1)

244 A simple tattoo or two on a woman can be sexy. But that's a rarity. It's either none or 50. There's no in between.
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Tattoos on women are like mold on bread.
Posted by: Pudinhead

And I'm deathly allergic to penicillin.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2023 02:41 PM (G8h7g)

245 Speaking of Liberal Women, Boneless Pork Rectum (Uniparty- Utah) cheered the indictment of PDJT in his usual smug manner, and Mollie Hemingway cut his guts out on twitter.

Mollie
@MZHemingway
The slow slide of the country into the abyss has to be stopped and instead of doing what needs to be done the absolute worst of the worst of the Senate Republicans are greasing the skids. This ain't gonna cut it, losers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 02:41 PM (nOaXZ)

246 I changed Siri on my iPhone to speak with an Australian accent.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 02:41 PM (MNhXM)

247 One of the funniest things i encountered was a co-worker who would talk about not finding someone, but also spending all day bitching about straight white men, with every stupid liberal buzz phrase.

Well you've just eliminated 50% of your options, and you're at best a 3AM 5, so unless you want to date some Mongolian bridge troll, you've bought this upon yourself.

I also have another co-worker who actually thought pretending to be a slut would attract a few of our other successful and attractive co-workers (ironically she's not a slut and a somewhat normal and nice girl) they weren't impressed. But she's obsessed with TikTok and that's what she's being told will attract a man.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 09, 2023 02:42 PM (0ZsQR)

248 Meh, to each his own. Wear what you want, tattoos, whatever. As long as you're not hurting anyone else, that's called liberty.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 02:42 PM (63An5)

249 221 Depends on what you want. If you're looking for random hookups, it's never been easier. Best times of all to be a single guy. I would also think that if you're looking to settle down, it's also pretty easy because so few men are doing that now that you'd have your pick of the litter. I think the harder thing is to be in the middle, where you're not looking for hookups but aren't ready to jump into something serious, either.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
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You don't have your "pick of the litter." Well, you do, but the "litter" isn't all that compelling and before they get to that "settle down" phase in their late 20s or into their 30s, not all that many women want that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:38 PM (DU+/6)
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I was referring to women in their late 20s or early 30s. That's the point at which most of them want to settle down, and by that age if they're nuts they should be easy to spot. Anything younger than that, they are mostly still wild and are just looking for thrills. Sadly, anything much older than that, and they are bitter and resentful and making TikTok videos like those above . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

250
When I was in the Army, I said "y'all" a lot, because most of my buddies were from the South.

Same here. And kept saying it for 20+ years afterwards, even though I was in SoCal.

Then when I moved to Texas, I had to expend a HUGE amount of effort to get the y'alls out of my speech, because I didn't want any Texas folks thinking that the asshole from California was mocking them.

Now that I'm back in Clownifornia, I'm trying to bring y'all back, but it's tough to do, now that I've hit 29.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2023 02:42 PM (n+4am)

251 I'd hate to be a young man out on the prowl in the current culture
Posted by: DB
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Yeah, I feel bad for my son.
Posted by: Jordan61

My sons are both in their 30s. Good men. But still single. Older son in particular has been looking for the right woman to marry and raise family. But the woman is always the one that flakes out, usually for vague reasons. Now, lest you think that he is the problem, I invite you to meet him. He is a very good man, doesn't smoke or do drugs, drink much (wine at dinner), and is a pastor in his church. He is funny, smart, and has a lot of money (thanks to his career). Could it be as shallow as that he is 5'9"? I feel bad for him, but he's got a great circle of friends. He is in a good place.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (xPJvm)

252 When I was dating of course I paid for the first date (and subsequent dates). I figured that it fed into a primal female need to have a man taking care of her.

It's amazing that soy males have so normalized splitting the check on the first date that this chick can't find **anyone** willing to pay for a first date.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 02:19 PM (2tUFv)

It's a test these days. If a woman claims to be a feminist, make her pick up the check or split it. If she refuses to see you again because of this, you had a lucky escape because she's a hypocrite.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (eoQWY)

253 Cops with full sleeve tattoos who don't cover up with their uniform also make me irrationally angry. I miss when regulations said you had to cover that crap up in uniform. Cops aren't supposed to look like they've spent time on a chain gang.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (eyxn4)

254 Drink:

"Rule of Law"

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (NS1e9)

255 Meh, to each his own. Wear what you want, tattoos, whatever. As long as you're not hurting anyone else, that's called liberty.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 02:42 PM (63An5)

Expressing disgust for it is also liberty. It seems no one here is suggesting they be hurt in any way because of it, so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

256 but now that feminism has reached peak power
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I read that as beak power.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (4eKPg)

257 @232
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Joey did do that 'funny' when referring to some diplomat from 'down there' as upside down -- I forget the actual noises made, but it was actually funny in a demented Joey way.

Posted by: micky at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (3byMq)

258 I remember during 2016 some news station did a story about a couple where the husband was a Trump supporter and the wife was not. During the interview, the wife started crying and the reporter asked how he felt about that.

No nonsense just straight up said, "That's her issue to deal with."

Fuckin' A, bro. Fuckin' A.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (KbCG3)

259 248 Meh, to each his own. Wear what you want, tattoos, whatever. As long as you're not hurting anyone else, that's called liberty.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 02:42 PM (63An5)

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I don't think anyone is suggesting tattoos be banned. But while they have the freedom to tat themselves up, others have the freedom to think they look like shit.

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (OalnH)

260 I'd hate to be a young man out on the prowl in the current culture

Remember to check downstairs on your Sheila before you give her a little tongue

Posted by: Words of Wisdom From Crocodile Dundee at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (lc5cP)

261
I think a big portion of this is that women, particularly libtards, who bought into the whole "use up all of your fertile years banging random guys and establishing yourself in your job"-

Have finally figured out what men have known for years(ages):

A job is called a job for a reason. It's not called happy, fun, positive affirmation time where they give you money for doing whatever it is your heart desires at the moment.

One of the truest things I ever heard was - no one on their death bed wishes they'd spent more time at their job.

I like my job but it would be an empty thing to base my whole life around.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2023 02:44 PM (fb7jX)

262
I like when they put " no 45 supporters" or "no MAGA" in their dating profile.

Makes it easy to swipe left no matter how hot they are.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 09, 2023 02:40 PM (lTfF

Right. And let's say you're not MAGA. You're just some dude who doesn't vote, or voted Biden but not enthusiastically, or whatever. You're still gonna swipe left, because you're going to think "oh great another screeching virago."

This guarantees that mostly weirdos, losers, junkies, and date-rapists will call you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 02:44 PM (oINRc)

263 These traits will enhance your manliness.

man card merit badges (women can earn them too):

changing a tire
killing a spider
fixing a sink
shooting a shot gun
picking up the check (for a mixed group)
changing your oil
wiring a light switch or outlet
hanging drywall
riding dirt bikes
fishing
hunting
unclogging a toilet
repairing a lawn mower
standing up to a bully or asshole

These are just a few examples. Please add to the list of little things that beta males just don't do.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 09, 2023 02:44 PM (h1jJh)

264 I super-scanned the indictments, and to paraphrase Cousin Vinny, "Everything that guy wrote is bullshit."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2023 02:45 PM (ufFY8)

265
Remember to check downstairs on your Sheila before you give her a little tongue
Posted by: Words of Wisdom From Crocodile Dundee at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (lc5cP)

Learn the special "down under" handshake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

266 Liberal women in the dating scene are super horny for masculine men.
It’s like fish in a barrel out there.

I have some sympathy when its mostly either

1) loser who is poor and plays video games all day
2) guy who thinks he's a chad and memorizes all the best "rizz"
3) pathetic soi creatures who have the muscle tone of a jellyfish
4) Conservative men who don't want a nasty run through slut

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:45 PM (0hOvj)

267 Cops with full sleeve tattoos who don't cover up with their uniform also make me irrationally angry. I miss when regulations said you had to cover that crap up in uniform. Cops aren't supposed to look like they've spent time on a chain gang.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (eyxn4)

I have the same reaction. No telling if this fooker will open fire on me for looking him sideways.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 09, 2023 02:45 PM (xPJvm)

268 There was a young lady with tats
Who spent all her time with her cats
But she wanted a date
And forever she waits
Because everyone called her “Hey Fats!”

Posted by: It's sad (so sad), so sad. It's a sad, sad situation! at June 09, 2023 02:45 PM (VsUo2)

269 Y’all is actually a useful word. I, too, picked it up in the military. Still use it occasionally.

Posted by: Bul gar octo nus at June 09, 2023 02:45 PM (AzEH+)

270
It's a test these days. If a woman claims to be a feminist, make her pick up the check or split it. If she refuses to see you again because of this, you had a lucky escape because she's a hypocrite.

This comes up on Brian Atlas's show a lot. The feminists give various arguments:

Men make more then women do
He's paying for my time

but really feminism is just a way to power for a certain section of women so getting free stuff is of course the whole point

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:45 PM (lc5cP)

271 . Could it be as shallow as that he is 5'9"? I feel bad for him, but he's got a great circle of friends. He is in a good place.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (xPJvm)

Yes it could. Basically all the females on dating apps want a 6' or taller guy, and you'd be surprised how many "woman on the street" videos out there saying that men shorter than that are trash, worthless, etc.

Posted by: It's bad out there at June 09, 2023 02:45 PM (AiuQB)

272 262
I like when they put " no 45 supporters" or "no MAGA" in their dating profile.

Makes it easy to swipe left no matter how hot they are.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 09, 2023 02:40 PM (lTfF

Right. And let's say you're not MAGA. You're just some dude who doesn't vote, or voted Biden but not enthusiastically, or whatever. You're still gonna swipe left, because you're going to think "oh great another screeching virago."

This guarantees that mostly weirdos, losers, junkies, and date-rapists will call you.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 02:44 PM (oINRc)

You can swipe however you like. They're still going to judge you on your looks first.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2023 02:45 PM (KbCG3)

273 Who can find a virtuous wife? For her worth is far above rubies.

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These chicks? $20, same as in town. Worth below dog shit wymyn get worth below dog shit myn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 09, 2023 02:45 PM (FVME7)

274 The whole lib female - right wing male has been a thing for longer than these women in that article have been alive.

Back in the dim reaches of my 1980s dating world, all the good looking brave feminist warriors from the local college used to show up at the dance clubs on Friday nights to get their engines rebuilt by blue collar guys like me and my friends. Then spend the rest of the next week with their friend zone guy Tyler.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2023 02:46 PM (wb1YC)

275 I super-scanned the indictments, and to paraphrase Cousin Vinny, "Everything that guy wrote is bullshit."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2023 02:45 PM (ufFY8 )

Mmmmmm.....Marisa Tomei......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

276 These are just a few examples. Please add to the list of little things that beta males just don't do.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 09, 2023 02:44 PM (h1jJh)

"Causing a scene" when staff somewhere mistreat you. Like restaurant or something.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 02:46 PM (dWIfC)

277 231 Same. Tattoos are for military men, gym rats, carnies, or people who have been in prison.

Pretty girls with a small butterfly or something get a pass.

Soi boys and mousy girls with no muscles who have lots of tattoos make me irrationally angry.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM

This lady in a sunny yellow swimsuit shows a LOT of skin, and a few tats as well. Is she pretty enough to get a pass, or are the tats not artistic enough? You be the judge: https://tinyurl.com/n54ewcnt

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 09, 2023 02:46 PM (JCZqz)

278 --filled in your morality quota--
Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM (eoQWY)
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I'm putting that line in the holster for future use.

Posted by: Madonna at June 09, 2023 02:46 PM (2bFN5)

279 * Wasn't it annoying 20 years ago when people who were not British would affect British "accents," slang, and variant spellings on the internet?
_________

I know, hermano. I hate when people fake foreign accents and all of those things.

Posted by: Hilaria Baldwin at June 09, 2023 02:46 PM (lf83v)

280 55 Eh, I have been. In college. When most of them were 20 and good-looking. But then you get to know them and it gets real old real fast.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:15 PM (DU+/6)

Twenty years ago, most liberal women still cared about how they looked. They washed, did their hair and makeup, and tried to stay fit or at least not fat. Now, you'll get Trigglypuff and like it.
Posted by: Moki at June 09, 2023 02:20 PM (JrN/x)

Tell me you didn't pay attention during the Grunge Era without saying you didn't pay attention during the Grunge Era...

Posted by: Inogame at June 09, 2023 02:46 PM (53oGX)

281 "I don't think anyone is suggesting tattoos be banned. But while they have the freedom to tat themselves up, others have the freedom to think they look like shit.
Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:43 PM (OalnH)"

True. Be judgemental all you want. But I know a few tattooed or pierced men and women who've given a lot more than most. You never know what's on the inside, and that's what really matters.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 02:46 PM (63An5)

282 275 I super-scanned the indictments, and to paraphrase Cousin Vinny, "Everything that guy wrote is bullshit."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2023 02:45 PM (ufFY8 )

The Yutes

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2023 02:46 PM (bs+z0)

283 The bull ring through the nose on a fat pig working in a restaurant is the WORST.

Seriously? You're hard enough to look at. You thought it was a good idea to put a ring in your nose and look like something grazing in a field?
Posted by: Sponge

Makes me want to touch a 9v battery to it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2023 02:46 PM (G8h7g)

284 The Karen ankle dolphin tat is kinda sexy, if you like slamming your dick in a draw for hours on end.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 02:37 PM (to8pj)

Every once in awhile I will spot a land whale out and about sporting a tinkerbell or the like tatt on her mammoth ankle. I think “well, maybe, just the tip” then quickly come to my senses.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2023 02:46 PM (R/m4+)

285 Remember to check downstairs on your Sheila before you give her a little tongue
Posted by: Words of Wisdom From Crocodile Dundee

So, CD has been to Thailand I see.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 02:46 PM (B/X3r)

286 These are just a few examples. Please add to the list of little things that beta males just don't do.

firm handshake

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2023 02:47 PM (xPl2J)

287 Nah you don't need to shoot guns or repair small machinery to be "a man".

You need to have self confidence (which is different than being arrogant), respect people, not be a general asshole, accept responsibilities for mistakes, honor obligations, and so on.

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:47 PM (OalnH)

288 haha....just a few sock fails. Off Madonna sock.

Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 02:47 PM (2bFN5)

289 * From the art thread: *

[insert Instapundit's evergreen quote here about chivalry being a system that required behaviors by both men and women, so that when the women opted out the men were no longer required to do their part]

Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2023 10:59 AM (mo/0F)

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 02:47 PM (zb4ft)

290 A job is called a job for a reason. It's not called happy, fun, positive affirmation time where they give you money for doing whatever it is your heart desires at the moment.

One of the truest things I ever heard was - no one on their death bed wishes they'd spent more time at their job.

I like my job but it would be an empty thing to base my whole life around.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2023 02:44 PM (fb7jX)

I think it was George Will (I know, I know) who once said that for every woman who dreamed of being a Fortune 500 CEO, there was a Fortune 500 CEO who dreamed of retiring and opening a bait shop on the U.P.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 09, 2023 02:47 PM (N3zMI)

291 I’ve passed on marriage because I had an huge aversion to divorce. I never found that unicorn soul mate that it was worth the risk. I unfortunately grew up when marriage became like going steady. Have a bad month and it’s time to break up. I saw no effort being made by both sides to keep a marriage together. Been engaged twice and both times I ended it because the signs were there that one side would not make that effort if times got hard.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 02:48 PM (MNhXM)

292 Speaking of family matters . . .

Biden: “They’re Not Somebody Else’s Kids, They’re All Our Kids”

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And we're going to cut their balls off!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 09, 2023 02:48 PM (FVME7)

293 I have the same reaction. No telling if this fooker will open fire on me for looking him sideways.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 09, 2023 02:45 PM (xPJvm)

It's a bit disconcerting when the only visible difference between them and a gang-banger is the uniform.

Posted by: Straight up Crippin...or coppin' at June 09, 2023 02:48 PM (AiuQB)

294 ----------------
I haver her recipe for Sweet and Sour Pork. My mother used to make that for me on my birthday. Its really good. Much better than what you get at a Chinese Restaurant.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM (4eKPg)

So, cough up the recipe, man.

If you've got it.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2023 02:48 PM (fb7jX)

295 Tats are for fags.

There are no exceptions.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2023 02:48 PM (1SYO0)

296 This comes up on Brian Atlas's show a lot. The feminists give various arguments:

Men make more then women do
He's paying for my time

You mean like a hooker?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 09, 2023 02:49 PM (ppBhU)

297
I think it was George Will (I know, I know) who once said that for every woman who dreamed of being a Fortune 500 CEO, there was a Fortune 500 CEO who dreamed of retiring and opening a bait shop on the U.P.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 09, 2023 02:47 PM (N3zMI)

That's why so many of them own media organizations. They buy and sell a bunch of little worms as a diversion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 02:49 PM (oINRc)

298 63 But here's this woman going "why can't I have a manly man who somehow still is leftist? Why can't I have a traditional man who lets me be a trashy selfish whore?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:18 PM (0hOvj)

"I want a shiny new red car - but not red."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2023 02:49 PM (i9ffA)

299 As Jordan 61 said, I'm going with can't.

Some bought into intersectionality & the guys they'd like don't want them. Also, lots of bondo in use, very high maintenance, in those groups. It's exhausting waiting 2 hours for anyone to complete a makeup application.

Had a divorced acquaintance from north central N.J., money AND credentials, conveniently feminist. She would say a famous card reader told her she'd marry a handsome European who'd treat her like a queen. Told her she WAS married to a handsome European but divorced that good man once the kids were reasonably grown. She responded, but he's Greek and his family tomato growers. You wouldn't understand.

The only women I knew who used a pretend British accent were middle-aged divorcees who, again, put quite a bit of time into appearances to keep a decent level of attractiveness. Little else to offer, though.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 09, 2023 02:49 PM (GshMh)

300 The whole situation with men and women is so profoundly sad. It's tempting to indulge the schadenfreud of seeing these awful feminist women get their just desserts, yet in the long run men and women still need each other, and so it's rather cold comfort. To be fair, useless "conservative" men who allowed our society to degrade to this point in a thousand different ways without even putting up a fight are just as much to blame.

I guess the Devil, as usual, sold people on the lie of "liberation" from God, and now everyone is miserable and lost. The current state of affairs doesn't really work for anyone anymore, and sooner or later something's got to give.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at June 09, 2023 02:49 PM (0Uf+z)

301 One of the truest things I ever heard was - no one on their death bed wishes they'd spent more time at their job.

I like my job but it would be an empty thing to base my whole life around.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2023 02:44 PM (fb7jX

I always said I didn’t live to work. I worked in order to be able to live.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 02:49 PM (MNhXM)

302 I think the tat mania has been receding quickly in the youth demographic.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 02:49 PM (dWIfC)

303 Then spend the rest of the next week with their friend zone guy Tyler.

If I could give one piece of advice to young men...never ever let a woman friendzone you.

If you "like" her let her know in a polite and clear manner and if she wants to go forward...great. If she says something like, "I just want to be friends" cut her off completely.

Yes, women and men can be friends, but only if there is no romantic desire from the guy to the woman. You will end up a beta orbiter wasting your time on a woman that has no interest in you.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:49 PM (lc5cP)

304
[insert Instapundit's evergreen quote here about chivalry being a system that required behaviors by both men and women, so that when the women opted out the men were no longer required to do their part]

___________

So when the cruise ship is sinking, I can just push the girls out of the way to get in the lifeboat, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:50 PM (MoZTd)

305
Tell me you didn't pay attention during the Grunge Era without saying you didn't pay attention during the Grunge Era...
Posted by: Inogame at June 09, 2023 02:46 PM (53oGX)

If the grunge era was during the 90's, then nope. I was raising babies and trying not to lose my mind with yet another Barney song sung over and over and over...

Posted by: Moki at June 09, 2023 02:50 PM (JrN/x)

306 As a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who's willing to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today's day and age who is not a conservative

The Female Delusion Calculator should add a section for "not an effeminate ponce" https://igotstandardsbro.com/
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:31 PM (lc5cP)

I'm not sure where the stats used by the FD Calc encode effeminate poncyness.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 02:50 PM (eoQWY)

307 I agree. I believe that most, not all, but the very large majority of women would turn into Suzy housewife for the right man. For a good man who is a leader, who is strong and good and provides and protects.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (0hOvj)
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A better said version of what I was getting at in #144.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

308 They are also much more generous with their lucky charms these days.
Posted by: Pudinhead

***

I've lost track of the number of times my buddy and I have wondered out loud how young men even get through the day anymore in this world.

I have two goddaughters who are a little over a year apart and are both high school cheerleaders. I stopped by my buddy's house last year to pick something up and the girls were having some sort of get together for their friends. I walked in the front door and he got up off the couch and said "thank god, let's go someplace. I'm tired of looking at the ceiling all morning."

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2023 02:51 PM (wb1YC)

309 A radical girl name of Claire
Sported a mane of green hair
Her manner was fierce
Her v**ina was pierced
She’d be dating if she’d heard of Nair

Posted by: Cornucopiate of the Masses at June 09, 2023 02:51 PM (VsUo2)

310 So when the cruise ship is sinking, I can just push the girls out of the way to get in the lifeboat, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:50 PM (MoZTd)
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You and George Constanza.

Posted by: bluebell at June 09, 2023 02:51 PM (pTb/Z)

311 No idea what a MUA is, and I've got no problem with makeup per se. It's just the heavy, heave stuff- where you can see the layers of foundation/concealer/contour/blush/eyeshadow and the painted on eyebrows. I used to do that when
i performed on stage, but it was hideous in natural light.
Posted by: Moki

What did you perform on stage ?

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2023 02:51 PM (T4tVD)

312 I have some full sleeve arm tattoos but they are literally sleeves, made of flesh colored cloth with tattoo prints. They are lots of fun. I wore some around mom and I thought I would have to revive her.

Posted by: gourmand dud jour, sated on BBQ at June 09, 2023 02:51 PM (72qIu)

313 286 These are just a few examples. Please add to the list of little things that beta males just don't do.

firm handshake

A certain look in the eye and an easy smile

Posted by: And it hurts my head at June 09, 2023 02:51 PM (og5mY)

314 Y’all is actually a useful word

It is, its a replacement for a long-lost construct we used to have in English where "you" referred to a group and "thee" or "thou" referred to a single person.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:51 PM (0hOvj)

315 Costanza. Stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: bluebell at June 09, 2023 02:51 PM (pTb/Z)

316
If the grunge era was during the 90's, then nope. I was raising babies and trying not to lose my mind with yet another Barney song sung over and over and over...
Posted by: Moki at June 09, 2023 02:50 PM (JrN/x)

I can handle most of it. Barney, Cocomelon, whatever. But if I hear Baby Shark anything ever again then I may nuke South Korea myself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 02:51 PM (oINRc)

317 301 One of the truest things I ever heard was - no one on their death bed wishes they'd spent more time at their job.

I like my job but it would be an empty thing to base my whole life around.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2023 02:44 PM (fb7jX

I always said I didn’t live to work. I worked in order to be able to live.
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 02:49 PM (MNhXM)

As my father once told me about employers, "They're just buying the hours of your life."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2023 02:51 PM (KbCG3)

318 So when the cruise ship is sinking, I can just push the girls out of the way to get in the lifeboat, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:50 PM (MoZTd)

Equality!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

319 294 ----------------
I haver her recipe for Sweet and Sour Pork. My mother used to make that for me on my birthday. Its really good. Much better than what you get at a Chinese Restaurant.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:39 PM (4eKPg)

So, cough up the recipe, man.

If you've got it.
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At work, recipe is at home. If you're serious I will post it. Very simple but a shit ton of prep work.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:52 PM (4eKPg)

320 So when the cruise ship is sinking, I can just push the girls out of the way to get in the lifeboat, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Depends on how they treated you when it all was fun and games on the lido deck.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 02:52 PM (B/X3r)

321 I think the tat mania has been receding quickly in the youth demographic.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 02:49 PM (dWIfC)
____________

And not before time. Quite the contrary, in fact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

322 man card merit badges (women can earn them too):

changing a tire
killing a spider
fixing a sink
shooting a shot gun
picking up the check (for a mixed group)
changing your oil
wiring a light switch or outlet
hanging drywall
riding dirt bikes
fishing
hunting
unclogging a toilet
repairing a lawn mower
standing up to a bully or asshole

properly sharpening a knife
knowing a few useful knots (eg bowline, zeppelin bend, trucker's hitch, alpine hitch, sheet bend, taut line hitch)
splitting wood
starting a fire
first aid
using a compass
how to use a safety razor

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2023 02:53 PM (eyxn4)

323 "Conservative men aren't attracted to leftwing feminists."

Counterpoint: leftwing feminists put out.

Of course one could question the conservative bonafides of a man who is willing to risk bedding a leftwing feminist...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 09, 2023 02:53 PM (ou9hh)

324 Y’all is actually a useful word

It is, its a replacement for a long-lost construct we used to have in English where "you" referred to a group and "thee" or "thou" referred to a single person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

You - Singular. Fuck you!
Y'all - two to four. Fuck y'all!
All y'all - large group. Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2023 02:53 PM (G8h7g)

325 -----------------
At work, recipe is at home. If you're serious I will post it. Very simple but a shit ton of prep work.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:52 PM (4eKPg)

This is what the food thread is for. Oh, and that Horde Cookbook that came out a few years ago.

He's serious.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

326 316
If the grunge era was during the 90's, then nope. I was raising babies and trying not to lose my mind with yet another Barney song sung over and over and over...
Posted by: Moki at June 09, 2023 02:50 PM (JrN/x)

I can handle most of it. Barney, Cocomelon, whatever. But if I hear Baby Shark anything ever again then I may nuke South Korea myself.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 02:51 PM (oINRc)

Great kids song I just heard: Tarantulas by Bryant Oden

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2023 02:53 PM (KbCG3)

327 So when the cruise ship is sinking, I can just push the girls out of the way to get in the lifeboat, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:50 PM (MoZTd)
++++
Yes, absolutely. Those are the modern rules.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:53 PM (DU+/6)

328
You - Singular. Fuck you!
Y'all - two to four. Fuck y'all!
All y'all - large group. Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2023 02:53 PM (G8h7g)

This.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

329 These traits will enhance your manliness.
man card merit badges (women can earn them too):

killing a spider

Does catching a spider and releasing it outside count?

Posted by: Chuck C at June 09, 2023 02:54 PM (xttsV)

330 So when the cruise ship is sinking, I can just push the girls out of the way to get in the lifeboat, right?

Maybe you just discovered you actually are a woman anyway? Who is to say really right?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:54 PM (lc5cP)

331 >>man card merit badges

G Spot Location Specialist

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2023 02:54 PM (1SYO0)

332 I think the tat mania has been receding quickly in the youth demographic.

Its not shocking or edgy any more, when granny has a sleeve.

But it really is sticking around a lot longer than I thought it would. Face piercings are for some reason hot with really trashy women now. Especially several in the nose, I guess it gives them somewhere to hang their red flags.

A 10 goes to a 2 when she has a pierced spetum or one of those snot speck dots in her nostril.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:54 PM (0hOvj)

333 I would add that another factor negatively affecting the modern dating world is the complete disposability of relationships, up to and including marriage. There is literally no reason to stay with anyone the moment some friction starts, because you can always go out and find someone else. They are only a swipe away. That is a very recent phenomena. I know a lot of highly desirable girls who just drift from guy to guy, often more than one at a time, and there's never any real reason why they decided to dump X to go with Y.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

334 314 Y’all is actually a useful word

It is, its a replacement for a long-lost construct we used to have in English where "you" referred to a group and "thee" or "thou" referred to a single person.

There is a person at work with the inclusive e-mail signature:

Ya'll means all

Posted by: And it hurts my head at June 09, 2023 02:54 PM (og5mY)

335
What did you perform on stage ?
Posted by: JT at June 09, 2023 02:51 PM (T4tVD)

I used to sing opera - mezzo soprano. Biggest role was Dido in Dido and Aeneas. But I did a lot of musical theater overseas, until I got married and had kids and listened to Barney. (The real reason I went back to work. That freaking purple dinosaur.)

Posted by: Moki at June 09, 2023 02:54 PM (JrN/x)

336 Two things my mom was adamantly against - no motorcycles and no tattoos. She got no tattoos but I got a really nice Suzuki 500.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:54 PM (4eKPg)

337 Depends on how they treated you when it all was fun and games on the lido deck.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 02:52 PM (B/X3r)

They allow women on your cruises' lido decks?

How déclassé.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 09, 2023 02:54 PM (oINRc)

338 Yes, women and men can be friends, but only if there is no romantic desire from the guy to the woman. You will end up a beta orbiter wasting your time on a woman that has no interest in you.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:49 PM (lc5cP)

The other secret that women have forgotten that their earlier generations knew well is that men have two categories too - the "screw zone" and the "wife zone".

In minutes the dude you are chasing will decide and put you in one category or the other and you will NEVER graduate to wife zone. Dudes will chase for sex girls they don't care anything about or even dislike. Women tend to grow emotions to men they have sex with because of the sex, men do not.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 02:54 PM (eoQWY)

339 man card merit badges (women can earn them too):
changing a tire
killing a spider
fixing a sink
shooting a shot gun
picking up the check (for a mixed group)
changing your oil
wiring a light switch or outlet
hanging drywall
riding dirt bikes
fishing
hunting
unclogging a toilet
repairing a lawn mower
standing up to a bully or asshole
properly sharpening a knife
knowing a few useful knots (eg bowline, zeppelin bend, trucker's hitch, alpine hitch, sheet bend, taut line hitch)
splitting wood
starting a fire
first aid
using a compass
how to use a safety razor
Posted by: bonhomme

Please. Opening a pickle jar.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 02:54 PM (B/X3r)

340 324 Y’all is actually a useful word

It is, its a replacement for a long-lost construct we used to have in English where "you" referred to a group and "thee" or "thou" referred to a single person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

You - Singular. Fuck you!
Y'all - two to four. Fuck y'all!
All y'all - large group. Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2023 02:53 PM (G8h7g)

Didn't Mabe Galor get himself in a world of hurt here about that?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 09, 2023 02:55 PM (N3zMI)

341 One thing I've been shocked by is just how afraid women are of mice. I mean...what is a mouse going to do to you exactly?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:55 PM (lc5cP)

342
Not taking a cruise. A floating toilet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:55 PM (MoZTd)

343 At work, recipe is at home. If you're serious I will post it. Very simple but a shit ton of prep work.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 02:52 PM (4eKPg)

Sounds right. Good Chinese food recipes are easy to cook but the prep work is where all the work is.

Me no longer cook Chinese food except once in awhile.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2023 02:55 PM (R/m4+)

344 I feel like a duke.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM
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The 'e' is silent, right? We're not pronouncing it like dookie, right?

Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2023 02:55 PM (5vMD6)

345 I never thought much of my little sister being an AWFL until her husband left her several years ago. In the half dozen or so times I've actually talked to her I can honestly say I somewhat sympathize with her ex.

He's a tool for leaving her, and his kids, but geeze... she bitches about everything, everyone and it's always their fault.

Suffice to say; we don't really talk much.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2023 02:55 PM (Q4IgG)

346 The crazy-hot matrix lives!

Posted by: sTevo at June 09, 2023 02:55 PM (SgCcM)

347
What I see in the couples I know where the wife/girlfriend is a leftwinger is;

The man has a serious 45+ hour a week job
The man makes 80% or more of the money
The man does all the outdoor chores
They mostly split the indoors chores, but on the weekends he gets a "honey do" list.

Oh...and there is no sex. Well, at least between the two of them.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:40 PM (lc5cP)

Don't forget that she has both a day job (HR, low-paying academia or retail in some trendy boutique that will close within the year), and a home business side hustle selling nonsense to other leftist women. Neither job comes out to more than 120% of minimum wage.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2023 02:55 PM (n+4am)

348 Biden: “They’re Not Somebody Else’s Kids, They’re All Our Kids”

-
And we're going to cut their balls off!
______________

Biden probably wishes he'd cut Hunter's balls off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

349 I could take a nap at the next red-light

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 02:55 PM (LwMqg)

350 For what it is worth, I have reserved a picnic spot at Willamette Mission State Park (in Oregon) for Saturday, August 19 2023 for an informal Meet up. I will have more information later, but for now it is to be a potluck and I propose to provide cooked chicken and buns, and maybe mayonnaise. There is onsite cooking facilities, and there is room for 50 so if more than that show up we will have to run around and confuse the count if the park rangers arrive to count noses.

I understand that there won't be a Yakima momee this year, so I figured it would be good to get out in the sun on a Saturday

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 02:55 PM (xhaym)

351 Does catching a spider and releasing it outside count?
Posted by: Chuck C at June 09, 2023 02:54 PM (xttsV)

=====

Yes. Whatever gets it out of my house and doesn't involve me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (DRSnL)

352 330 So when the cruise ship is sinking, I can just push the girls out of the way to get in the lifeboat, right?

Maybe you just discovered you actually are a woman anyway? Who is to say really right?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:54 PM

Have no fear...you won't have the status to worry about taking a cruise when our next plandemic is executed, or prices go through the roof with energy and compliance costs.

Posted by: WEF at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (JCZqz)

353 I feel like a duke.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM

...

If you said "count" we could have made the rude joke about how you can't spell, but it's not meant to be apparently.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (z/ifB)

354 A simple tattoo or two on a woman can be sexy. But that's a rarity. It's either none or 50. There's no in between.
Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023

***
A butterfly, say, on an ankle or instep: can be sexy. An entire sleeve of tats along one or both arms: looks dirty.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

355 Yowza. I'm going to the Toronto area for a wedding later this year and hotel prices are un-freaking-believable - even after converting it into real dollars.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

356 O/T anybody besides Hadrian know what an Exotic Bully is?

Posted by: DanMan at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (DB6tu)

357 So when the cruise ship is sinking, I can just push the girls out of the way to get in the lifeboat, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:50 PM (MoZTd)
++++
Yes, absolutely. Those are the modern rules.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:53 PM (DU+/6)

Those with lifeboat seats are ipso facto an oppressor class.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (eoQWY)

358 Its not shocking or edgy any more, when granny has a sleeve.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Question for all: Does an ankle bracelet signify anything at all?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (B/X3r)

359 But it really is sticking around a lot longer than I thought it would. Face piercings are for some reason hot with really trashy women now. Especially several in the nose,

I guess it gives them somewhere to hang their red flags.

That's usually in the gauges in their ears. Which, conversely, is mainly seen in guys.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (G8h7g)

360 >man card merit badges

Pickle jar badge

Spider killer badge

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2023 02:57 PM (ZqJGw)

361 I feel like a duke.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM

-------

Duke of Pearls ... or Duke of Cruel?

* Embraces the power of AND *

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 02:57 PM (zb4ft)

362 1960's ladies
......

I'll take the chick with the beehive if nobody wants her.

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2023 02:57 PM (v0R5T)

363 Don't forget that she has both a day job (HR, low-paying academia or retail in some trendy boutique that will close within the year)

I remember going on a first date once where the woman spent about 80% of our total conversation on how awesome her job as HR director at some company was.

I was...not impressed.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:57 PM (lc5cP)

364 I always said I didn’t live to work. I worked in order to be able to live.

***

One of the things I made sure to impart to all three of my boys is not to fall for that "follow your bliss" or "do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life" bullshit. There's maybe a thousand people on the planet who are lucky enough to do that. Find something you can tolerate that pays well and then use that to do what you love on your own time. They heard it a million times growing up, "it's called going to work, not going to fun."

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2023 02:57 PM (wb1YC)

365 "It's amazing that soy males have so normalized splitting the check on the first date that this chick can't find **anyone** willing to pay for a first date."

It's kind of catch-22.

A woman offers to split the check on the first date (possibly out of politeness or to test whether he's willing to pay for the whole thing), which cuts off any potential attempt on his part to use "I paid for the meal" as a guilt trip to chivvy her into bed, but then he thinks she's not interested in him at all.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 09, 2023 02:57 PM (ou9hh)

366 344 I feel like a duke.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM
-------
The 'e' is silent, right? We're not pronouncing it like dookie, right?
Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2023 02:55 PM

Right. The duck of death.

Posted by: Little Bill at June 09, 2023 02:57 PM (JCZqz)

367 He's paying for my time

You mean like a hooker?

You pay the hooker to go away.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 09, 2023 02:57 PM (xttsV)

368 Yes, women and men can be friends, but only if there is no romantic desire from the guy to the woman.

Yeah she has to be ugly and fat, but we can be just friends with girls

The 'e' is silent, right? We're not pronouncing it like dookie, right?

Duck, says I.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:57 PM (0hOvj)

369 You can tell there are some beautiful women here by the way they post. That is the "verified women" (not the posers). I don't need to meet them
In person to know that.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 02:57 PM (63An5)

370 A simple tattoo or two on a woman can be sexy. But that's a rarity. It's either none or 50. There's no in between.
Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023

***
A butterfly, say, on an ankle or instep: can be sexy. An entire sleeve of tats along one or both arms: looks dirty.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

Tat holders should consider that tats are seen both up close and at a distance. In the distance many tats look like you have smeared yourself with motor oil. If this isn't the look you are going for, consider your design.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 02:58 PM (eoQWY)

371 I came about as close to death as you can come in 2008. The good Lord must have determined that it wasn't my time yet and I eventually recovered. I decided that it was time to live again. Bought a new Harley and started riding. The tats were to follow. Fortunately, I had a good artist and they were appropriately themed. I do not regret it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 09, 2023 02:58 PM (Xrfse)

372 Yowza. I'm going to the Toronto area for a wedding later this year and hotel prices are un-freaking-believable - even after converting it into real dollars.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

They're up everywhere and I have never heard any explanation at all.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 02:58 PM (dWIfC)

373 man card merit badges (women can earn them too):

-- parallel parking without going back and forth 50 times
-- wiring up a set of speakers
-- strapping a car on a trailer

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

374 Did ya hear, did ya hear

Women have lost $61 TRILLION due to the wage gap since the 1960s

How terrible

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 09, 2023 02:58 PM (VTu1l)

375 No tattoo on a woman is ever sexy.

All a tat ever says is: 'I are retarded'.

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2023 02:58 PM (1SYO0)

376 A proposed CA bill AB-957 makes it illegal for parents not to "affirm their child's gender." The law will classify not going along with the kid's delusion as child abuse.

https://tinyurl.com/2yn7jhvw

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2023 02:59 PM (eyxn4)

377 -- parallel parking without going back and forth 50 times
-- wiring up a set of speakers
-- strapping a car on a trailer
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

Driving anything with a manual transmission.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

378 360 >man card merit badges

Pickle jar badge

Spider killer badge
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2023 02:57 PM (ZqJGw)

Having a leisurely vice (cigars, Scotch, etc.)

Being able to throw a ball

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2023 02:59 PM (KbCG3)

379 No tattoo on a woman is ever sexy.
---
As cigarettes' smoking has declined I see them as the new signal of "Hey, I'm easy".

Posted by: WTP at June 09, 2023 02:59 PM (pQaMn)

380 A proposed CA bill AB-957 makes it illegal for parents not to "affirm their child's gender." The law will classify not going along with the kid's delusion as child abuse.

https://tinyurl.com/2yn7jhvw
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2023 02:59 PM (eyxn4)

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

381 Evie points out that conservative men are, statistically, just a lot more masculine than liberal men.

Indeed Miss, indeed.

*flexes*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2023 02:59 PM (aD39U)

382 The other secret that women have forgotten that their earlier generations knew well is that men have two categories too - the "screw zone" and the "wife zone".

In minutes the dude you are chasing will decide and put you in one category or the other and you will NEVER graduate to wife zone. Dudes will chase for sex girls they don't care anything about or even dislike. Women tend to grow emotions to men they have sex with because of the sex, men do not.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023

***
I dunno. I took up with Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 because she was hot and fun to be with; my primary interest was in sex. Somehow over the course of a year she did indeed graduate to wife zone.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 09, 2023 02:59 PM (J2vNu)

383 Question for all: Does an ankle bracelet signify anything at all?
Posted by: Tonypete

A bad wrist bracelet purchase at Etsy?

Just spitballin' here.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 09, 2023 03:00 PM (vcOmj)

384
Having lived in Portland most of my life, it is hard to find conservative women. So during my youth, I spent plenty of time dating libtard women. It's a chore. They know I'm conservative, but the limpwrist lib guys don't know hot to bed down a woman correctly, or be masculine in a way that women need so these women looked past my conservative ways. Not joking, one girl I dated wanted to know why I didn't cry and hold her after sex like other guys. Or why I looked at her during sex.

However it was all the vegetarianism that was the worst. Wasting half the BBQ grille for her veggies, and having 2 spatulats/tongs so my meat tongs wouldn't touch her veggies. They always said their veggies tasted better when I made them. It was because I dragged their veggies onto my side of the grille and my steak juices added flavor. Or the girlfriend who did composting INSIDE the house worms/dirt.

It was the Bush/Gore election of 2000 that really turned the tables on dating Lib women in Portland. They took their craziness to next level. I had to discontinue that and settled down with a couple of good Clackamas County conservative women. It was nice to have women that appreciated manliness.

Posted by: portland man at June 09, 2023 03:00 PM (+oR7L)

385 "wiring a light switch or outlet"

This is the only one from the list I am leery of. My Dad (an electrical enginner) told me not to play with things I do not know. I know all the basics: flip the breaker, make sure the connections are snug. As far as 'wiring'? I know enough to fuck things up without getting my ass fried, and could probably figure it out, but I try not to fuck with stuff that if I do wrong, might lead to the place burning down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

386 They're up everywhere and I have never heard any explanation at all.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 02:58 PM (dWIfC)

=====

Funny story, husband was taking a trip to Phoenix to hang out and golf with my sister's husband. He looked at the hotel where we normally stay when we visit, and it was like triple what we usually pay. Turns out, that was Super Bowl weekend, and neither of us pay attention so we had no idea why the rates were so high.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 03:00 PM (DRSnL)

387 No tattoo on a woman is ever sexy.
---
As cigarettes' smoking has declined I see them as the new signal of "Hey, I'm easy".
Posted by: WTP at June 09, 2023 02:59 PM (pQaMn)

My wife has some tattoos. This, I assure you, is NOT the case. I have to work my butt off to get some.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

388 Here's the other problem: they know how to date, but don't know how to form a relationship. It just doesn't last because they don't understand the give and take that makes a relationship work. And they don't understand the benefits of having a long term relationship

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 09, 2023 03:00 PM (ouTlx)

389 Question for all: Does an ankle bracelet signify anything at all?

The thin, delicate ones indicate that she's got a little spending money.

The thick, black ones indicate that she's probably awaiting sentencing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2023 03:00 PM (Bd6X8)

390 I WANT MY OWN RADIOACTIVE PRISON WALLET!

Posted by: Sandra Bernhard at June 09, 2023 03:01 PM (PiwSw)

391 One thing I've been shocked by is just how afraid women are of mice. I mean...what is a mouse going to do to you exactly?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 02:55 PM (lc5cP)

I think they think it might run up their leg than in there.

In there.

The horror, the horror…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2023 03:01 PM (R/m4+)

392
There are some - mostly men - who will make their work their life or pursue some goal despite how awful getting there is. I see complaints about why there are so few women coaches in Division 1 or no female umpires. A Division 1 coach works 100 hours a week. And being an umpire at any level below MLB is as atrocious a job as can be imagined.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 03:01 PM (MoZTd)

393 A woman offers to split the check on the first date (possibly out of politeness or to test whether he's willing to pay for the whole thing),

Guy: (picking up the check)
Girl: Let's split it.
Guy: I've got this one. You can get the next one.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 09, 2023 03:01 PM (xttsV)

394 A proposed CA bill AB-957 makes it illegal for parents not to "affirm their child's gender." The law will classify not going along with the kid's delusion as child abuse.

***

Just remember leftists, when the Great Correction gets here, there will be no whining when the wood chipper fires up.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 09, 2023 03:01 PM (wb1YC)

395 I dunno. I took up with Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 because she was hot and fun to be with; my primary interest was in sex. Somehow over the course of a year she did indeed graduate to wife zone.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 09, 2023 02:59 PM (J2vNu)

My wife and I were a one-night stand turned a decade of sexcellence.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2023 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

396 So when the cruise ship is sinking, I can just push the girls out of the way to get in the lifeboat, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:50 PM (MoZTd)

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Heh, our mamas raised gentlemen.

I still always open doors and pull out chairs for women -- even after having been scolded for both a few times in the past.

A lot of it I think depends on whether you're living in urban shithole or not ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 03:02 PM (zb4ft)

397 380 A proposed CA bill AB-957 makes it illegal for parents not to "affirm their child's gender." The law will classify not going along with the kid's delusion as child abuse.

https://tinyurl.com/2yn7jhvw
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2023 02:59 PM (eyxn4)

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 02:59 PM

The fuck it is!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 09, 2023 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

398 The thin, delicate ones indicate that she's got a little spending money.

The thick, black ones indicate that she's probably awaiting sentencing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

*Scribbles notes into the tattered stack of note cards*

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 03:02 PM (B/X3r)

399 Do the women of today really like these panty-waste guys of this generation? Or do they really crave for a man who is proud to be a man and protect and treat women like we did in the 1950s and 1969's ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 09, 2023 03:02 PM (EnsGU)

400
man card merit badges

__________

Computer repair
High reach test
Lawn mowing and edging

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 03:02 PM (MoZTd)

401 Oh, I get it. This is a 'What Is A Woman' thread.

Posted by: sTevo at June 09, 2023 03:02 PM (SgCcM)

402
They're up everywhere and I have never heard any explanation at all.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 02:58 PM (dWIfC)

My guess? People being less willing to put up with the bullshit that often comes with an airbnb now that the rates are way higher than they used to be. Might as well get a hotel and not deal with psycho owners.

I'm to the point where I prefer a cab over an uber if there's a choice. They cost almost the same anymore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 03:03 PM (oINRc)

403 Question for all: Does an ankle bracelet signify anything at all?

The thin, delicate ones indicate that she's got a little spending money.

The thick, black ones indicate that she's probably awaiting sentencing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at June 09, 2023 03:03 PM (G8h7g)

404 395 I dunno. I took up with Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 because she was hot and fun to be with; my primary interest was in sex. Somehow over the course of a year she did indeed graduate to wife zone.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 09, 2023 02:59 PM (J2vNu)

My wife and I were a one-night stand turned a decade of sexcellence.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 09, 2023 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

Ah, love. *puffs on Galois*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

405 When I was in college one of my female friends got a belly button piercing she was all gaga over and couldn't stop talking about and showing people.

One day I was at lunch with a different friend when this woman walked in. Being the impish sort I decided to have fun...

I invited her over and asked her about her new piercing knowing she would immediately show it off. And of course to do so she would have to pull up her shirt a bit.

My other male friend then assumed her piecing was , uh, higher and practically had a stroke as he thought this attractive young woman was about to show off her high beams. And then was bitterly disappointed when she didn't.

Good times...good times.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2023 03:03 PM (lc5cP)

406 Do the women of today really like these panty-waste guys of this generation? Or do they really crave for a man who is proud to be a man and protect and treat women like we did in the 1950s and 1969's ???
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 09, 2023 03:02 PM (EnsGU)
++++
They want the former.
The say - and believe - that they want the latter.

This cognitive dissonance is one of the problems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 03:03 PM (DU+/6)

407 Do the women of today really like these panty-waste guys of this generation? Or do they really crave for a man who is proud to be a man and protect and treat women like we did in the 1950s and 1969's ???
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 09, 2023 03:02 PM (EnsGU)

Not sure. Let's ask Ryan of Diablo fame.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

408 Winston Churchill had the best quote about cruise ship protocol, to paraphrase "I like Italian cruises, the food and wines are superlative, the service is the best, and in case of emergency there's none of this 'women and children first' nonsense".

Posted by: gourmand dud jour, sated on BBQ at June 09, 2023 03:04 PM (72qIu)

409 Good news? The Countersignal dot com, today

Watch: Muslims and Christians unite, trample radical trans-pride flag in the streets of Ottawa. Woke activists and Antifa thugs face off against a united group of Muslim, Christian, and atheist parents who are fed up with gender-theory indoctrination in Ottawa schools.

(I didn't link video here.)

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 09, 2023 03:04 PM (GshMh)

410
Ah, love. *puffs on Galois*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

No math!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2023 03:04 PM (pNxlR)

411 I was watching a video of one of the trad wives on TikTok

Prior to seeing the light she got boob jobs that nearly ruined her health, did a very unhealthy diet as pushed by those trash scrunty magazines like Vogue, and dyed her hair with so many harsh chemicals it was a wonder it didnt fall out, and shes only in her 20s

Imagine doing all this, plus taking mind altering birth control pills and having N counts north of 50 before you even reach 21 years of age.

What man in his right mind would marry you?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 09, 2023 03:04 PM (VTu1l)

412 I could take a nap at the next red-light
Posted by: Skip

Wait til ya get home....

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2023 03:04 PM (T4tVD)

413 Had a GF who had 2 tats. One was the familiar rose on the back of her shoulder-
the other was the "Woodstock" character from Peanuts. That little yellow bird. It was right above her bikini line, kinda off to the side from her navel.

Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 03:04 PM (geLO8)

414 Heh. Liberal twat doesn't like her soy infused almond milk itfriend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 03:04 PM (mE7cY)

415 trying not to lose my mind with yet another Barney song sung over and over and over...
Posted by: Moki

Threatened to throw out the TV if I found the F*cking Purple Dinosaur on when I got home... (More than once... sigh)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2023 03:04 PM (+Td+Z)

416 Moki-

Nice !

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2023 03:04 PM (T4tVD)

417
I still always open doors and pull out chairs for women -- even after having been scolded for both a few times in the past.

__________

Had to wait for a table at IHOP. Two couples and three chairs. The ladies sat down. Us two 29-year-old guys both refused to take the third chair.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 03:04 PM (MoZTd)

418 __________

Computer repair
High reach test
Lawn mowing and edging
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 03:02 PM (MoZTd)

Changing spark plugs in a V-8 engine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

419 "wiring a light switch or outlet"

This is the only one from the list I am leery of.

I think this is more "replace" (two or three screws to tighten) than "bend conduit, pull wire to breaker panel, install new breaker"

Posted by: Chuck C at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (xttsV)

420 -- parallel parking without going back and forth 50 times

Lived in a large city most of my life so I can.. BUT my truck now does this automatically. Even will pick a spot that fits by alerting me when I drive passed.

Posted by: Inogame at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (53oGX)

421 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (xhxe8)

422 413 Had a GF who had 2 tats. One was the familiar rose on the back of her shoulder-
the other was the "Woodstock" character from Peanuts. That little yellow bird. It was right above her bikini line, kinda off to the side from her navel.
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 03:04 PM (geLO

Tweety bird was a popular option for girls as well as butterflies.

Today it's badly translated Japanese.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (mE7cY)

423 Winston Churchill had the best quote about cruise ship protocol, to paraphrase "I like Italian cruises, the food and wines are superlative, the service is the best, and in case of emergency there's none of this 'women and children first' nonsense".

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Never heard that one before, but that is classic.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (sX1BW)

424 Every time I've been scolded for being polite to a woman some other woman has come up to me after and made it a point to do the whole "not all women are like that".

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (dWIfC)

425 'Ello, wut? What's all this about then? Bloody hell, you yanks are five quid short of a boby's pin. In for a fag in for frolic, I always say!

You can just endlessly make up British slag just by typing in snotty sounding gibberish, mate.

Posted by: Max Power at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (q177U)

426 1960's ladies
......

I'll take the chick with the beehive if nobody wants her.
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2023 02:57 PM (v0R5T)

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Rare to see a group of legs like that anymore.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (zb4ft)

427 Heh, our mamas raised gentlemen.

I still always open doors and pull out chairs for women -- even after having been scolded for both a few times in the past.

A lot of it I think depends on whether you're living in urban shithole or not ...
Posted by: ShainS

Most women still appreciate that. Just this lunch, as my wife and I were leaving the restaurant, the guy and girl ahead of us (leaving) held the door open for my wife.

I once held a door open for a guy in a wheelchair, and he was sore as hell about it, because he thought it was some kind of pity thing.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 09, 2023 03:06 PM (vcOmj)

428 They want the former.
The say - and believe - that they want the latter.

They also CREATE more femmy soi-bois when given the opportunity...and drive away the few remaining masculine men.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 09, 2023 03:06 PM (JCZqz)

429 413 Had a GF who had 2 tats. One was the familiar rose on the back of her shoulder-
the other was the "Woodstock" character from Peanuts. That little yellow bird. It was right above her bikini line, kinda off to the side from her navel.
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 03:04 PM (geLO

*ponders*

...

No, she did not have the rose on the shoulder...

At that time.

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

430 400
man card merit badges

__________

Computer repair
High reach test
Lawn mowing and edging

killing red wasps

got a text when the wife drove up in the driveway.
it read :wasps

grabbed my can of spray and went about it.

they like to perch on the roof near the driveway for some reason.

Posted by: And it hurts my head at June 09, 2023 03:06 PM (og5mY)

431 So I see we are sending another Billion plus to Zelensky, I mean Ukraine

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2023 03:06 PM (bs+z0)

432 I wish all women in porn had tattoos then I would never be tempted to look at porn again.

Posted by: Max Power at June 09, 2023 03:06 PM (q177U)

433 Those girls remind me of high school. One thing we boomers can claim: we were the miniskirt generation. I got my first pair of glasses on a nice spring day, and realized what I'd been missing.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 09, 2023 03:06 PM (brAQZ)

434
Today it's badly translated Japanese.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (mE7cY)

Back in college, I was walking around with a Japanese buddy of mine. He saw a dude that had 'Japanese' symbols on his arm. Looked right at the guy and said "Chicken?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

435 > A woman offers to split the check on the first date (possibly out of politeness or to test whether he's willing to pay for the whole thing)

My wife had a clever plan to pay for dinner once before we got married. She bought a gift card, then told me she had a gift card to a restaurant she liked. I think she waited to tell me until after we were married.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2023 03:07 PM (eyxn4)

436
Oh, I forgot. Snake killing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 03:07 PM (MoZTd)

437 the other was the "Woodstock" character from Peanuts. That little yellow bird. It was right above her bikini line, kinda off to the side from her navel.
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut

Did you like her Tweets?

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 09, 2023 03:07 PM (vcOmj)

438 Had to wait for a table at IHOP. Two couples and three chairs. The ladies sat down. Us two 29-year-old guys both refused to take the third chair.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023

***
I was talking with the owner of a very nice restaurant last month. He says the current crop of young men never seem to hold a chair for their dates, and if the waiter pulls out a chair, the guy will immediately sit in it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 09, 2023 03:08 PM (J2vNu)

439 For a guy it’s at least of 50/50 chance of being accused of rape if you have sex with a liberal woman.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 09, 2023 03:08 PM (Du4mK)

440 You missed the 3rd flavor.

"HRT Fembois".

the Gen Z guys who are in their 20s, but are ultra gay and want to pass as teenage girls while still identifying as men.

Despite injecting estrogen.

Posted by: XTC at June 09, 2023 03:08 PM (sm6Pk)

441 I agree. I believe that most, not all, but the very large majority of women would turn into Suzy housewife for the right man. For a good man who is a leader, who is strong and good and provides and protects.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 09, 2023 02:30 PM (0hOvj)
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A better said version of what I was getting at in #144.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

They might try, but while they are evaluating the 5 percent of men they are interested in, he is evaluating them and finds they are not the quality of women worth wifing. So they are permanently in the screw only category, or ghosted at some point.

If you are going to play that game, you need to have your feminine side out up front and not slip up, you can't attempt to pull it out of the cupboard and iron out all the wrinkles.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 03:08 PM (eoQWY)

442 I nice small tat on the nape of a woman’s neck is sexy to me.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 03:08 PM (MNhXM)

443 399 Do the women of today really like these panty-waste guys of this generation? Or do they really crave for a man who is proud to be a man and protect and treat women like we did in the 1950s and 1969's ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 09, 2023 03:02 PM (EnsGU)

Do panty-waste guys even like women? They strike me as asexual.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 09, 2023 03:08 PM (dQfJF)

444 You said you didn't need a bicycle. Now you're upset you don't have one. Meanwhile the tradwife you scorned waves from the seat of her bicycle built for two.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 09, 2023 03:08 PM (brAQZ)

445 California girls during the Beach Boys era were bombshells. CA women of today a fat, ugly, nose rings, eye rings, lip rings, green and purple hair, flat chested with an ass they weighs more then my entire body (My weight is 172). Their only concern is what can you do for them ...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 09, 2023 03:08 PM (EnsGU)

446 396 So when the cruise ship is sinking, I can just push the girls out of the way to get in the lifeboat, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023 02:50 PM (MoZTd)

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Heh, our mamas raised gentlemen.

I still always open doors and pull out chairs for women -- even after having been scolded for both a few times in the past.

A lot of it I think depends on whether you're living in urban shithole or not ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 03:02 PM (zb4ft)
____________

I stand up from the chair in a restaurant when a date is sitting down or getting up. Yes, very old school, and the girl often thinks it's funny. But it's different -- be different! -- and something to set me apart from the other guys. Plus, it usually ends up with other girls in the place making faces at their own guys for not doing the same.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

447 Rescuing a cat up a tree.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (4eKPg)

448 I graduated HS in 67, the year of the beautiful, smart, hardworking class.

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (z3WCn)

449 I'll take the chick with the beehive if nobody wants her.
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2023 02:57 PM (v0R5T)

You might be a redneck if one of your female relatives has ever had her hair damaged by a ceiling fan...

Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (PiwSw)

450 My guess? People being less willing to put up with the bullshit that often comes with an airbnb now that the rates are way higher than they used to be. Might as well get a hotel and not deal with psycho owners.

I'm to the point where I prefer a cab over an uber if there's a choice. They cost almost the same anymore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 03:03 PM (oINRc)

Ah. Maybe so.

Airbnb seemed like the hassle was never worth it. Never used.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (dWIfC)

451 422 Today it's badly translated Japanese.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (mE7cY)

Even if you know the correct Kanji, you'd better trust the guy tattooing you to get it right, too.

Posted by: XTC at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (sm6Pk)

452 As a normal man, I speak for most of us when I say, "who cares"?

Cry harder, bitches

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (W+TLY)

453
Changing spark plugs in a V-8 engine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

I learned to change plugs on a V-8.

Then I got the Miata. All four, on top, sticking straight up. No way (unless you were fumble fingered) to drop them in the engine or on yourself. Almost impossible to get cross threaded for the new ones going in. It was so fricking easy it kind of pissed me off. (the trade off was changing the fucking oil filter.)

Then I got the Mustang and ahhhh, fun again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (zZu0s)

454 448 I graduated HS in 67, the year of the beautiful, smart, hardworking class.
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (z3WCn

Me too... Damn we're old

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (bs+z0)

455 Or do they really crave for a man who is proud to be a man and protect and treat women like we did in the 1950s and 1969's ???

**********************

That's all they want in a man, that he just loves and supports them, and makes six figures, and drives a nice car, and is over 6 feet tall, and be physically fit, spend money and gifts on them, be spontaneous and a planner, treat them like a princess or queen and give them the freedom and independence that they want, and be patient and understanding and empathetic and listen to them but not give them loads of advice; give them attention but not be suffocating, and be patient and accepting and

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (VTu1l)

456 Blech......I am currently reaffirming my theory that any beer in a green can is like eating a Christmas tree while smoking a menthol......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

457 A chair holding gentleman, the Giorgio Armani commercial. Both very nice.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (GshMh)

458 The mommie blogs are unhelpful too. They encourage you to dump the husband and be a single mom. I read one blog post where a more traditional wife said she was doing everything she could to make her husband happy, because it would be easy for him to go and find a replacement otherwise. Comments raked her over the coals but it's true.

Told my stepson's girlfriend, when she decided she would be a hot single after she had their son, that she would find it hard to be a party girl with a new baby. Once she got back on her meds and quit drinking, she must have agreed as they are back together. And she was the least flakey of his girlfriends.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (ouTlx)

459 The weekend is here shows I am home, luckily made the last few red- lights

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (xhxe8)

460 My wife had a clever plan to pay for dinner once before we got married. She bought a gift card, then told me she had a gift card to a restaurant she liked. I think she waited to tell me until after we were married.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2023 03:07 PM (eyxn4)

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That *is* smart.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (DRSnL)

461 "Changing spark plugs in a V-8 engine."

whatever you do, don't try that on a Ford with that 5.4 liter V8

Posted by: DanMan at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (DB6tu)

462 Question for all: Does an ankle bracelet signify anything at all?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (B/X3r)

Not sure about the meaning, but on the right chick it's really hot.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6)

463 Being a gentleman is about character. Character matters and it's not situation specific.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 03:11 PM (mE7cY)

464 "I stand up from the chair in a restaurant when a date is sitting down or getting up."

And now you know why women go to the bathroom in groups. So that the men don't have to keep standing up everytime one of them leaves the table individually.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 09, 2023 03:11 PM (ou9hh)

465 The weekend is here shows I am home, luckily made the last few red- lights
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (xhxe8

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You're driving and hanging out here at the same time?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 03:11 PM (DRSnL)

466 Do panty-waste guys even like women? They strike me as asexual.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 09, 2023 03:08 PM (dQfJF)

They are Non-binary for whatever that means???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 09, 2023 03:11 PM (EnsGU)

467 So I see we are sending another Billion plus to Zelensky, I mean Ukraine
Posted by: It's me donna

10 per cent for the Big Guy.
A probably some for a raft of Senators who are in on the grift.
The decadence of Imperial Rome doesn't have anything on the present US.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 09, 2023 03:11 PM (vcOmj)

468 453
Changing spark plugs in a V-8 engine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

I learned to change plugs on a V-8.

Then I got the Miata. All four, on top, sticking straight up. No way (unless you were fumble fingered) to drop them in the engine or on yourself. Almost impossible to get cross threaded for the new ones going in. It was so fricking easy it kind of pissed me off. (the trade off was changing the fucking oil filter.)

Then I got the Mustang and ahhhh, fun again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (zZu0s)

Now put a set of headers on..

Posted by: Inogame at June 09, 2023 03:11 PM (53oGX)

469 438 Had to wait for a table at IHOP. Two couples and three chairs. The ladies sat down. Us two 29-year-old guys both refused to take the third chair.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2023

***
I was talking with the owner of a very nice restaurant last month. He says the current crop of young men never seem to hold a chair for their dates, and if the waiter pulls out a chair, the guy will immediately sit in it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 09, 2023 03:08 PM (J2vNu)
___________

Or take the chair against the wall facing the room. That's the chair for the ladies. The ladies are always supposed to sit in the chair that gives the room the best view of them. Nobody cares about seeing the guys.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

470 454 448 I graduated HS in 67, the year of the beautiful, smart, hardworking class.
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (z3WCn

Me too... Damn we're old
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Yep. You guys fucking old. So says the Class of 73.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 03:11 PM (4eKPg)

471 The chick in purple is sitting on the other one's lap. They look like fun.

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2023 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

472 I don't want to use any service that rates me, the customer.

Posted by: gourmand dud jour, sated on BBQ at June 09, 2023 03:11 PM (72qIu)

473 Question for all: Does an ankle bracelet signify anything at all?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (B/X3r)

"his name is Aiden and he is her life"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 03:12 PM (xhaym)

474 462 Question for all: Does an ankle bracelet signify anything at all?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (B/X3r

Ankle bracelet = I paid a lot for my pedicure. Look!

Choker = I put out on the first date.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 03:12 PM (mE7cY)

475 The weekend is here shows I am home, luckily made the last few red- lights
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (xhxe

Time for a nap

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2023 03:12 PM (NtVYv)

476
whatever you do, don't try that on a Ford with that 5.4 liter V8
Posted by: DanMan at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (DB6tu)

Just did that in the wife's Expedition a few weeks ago. Alls I can say about that is, don't be afraid to use an impact wrench.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

477
Airbnb seemed like the hassle was never worth it. Never used.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (dWIfC)

It can go either way. That's the problem. You can get a great place. Or you can wind up with a place owned by some weirdo who's like "hey, you have to clean every square inch of my home even though there's a giant cleaning fee, and BTW - no guests, or noise after 8pm and, and, and. Also, you're being surveilled at all times, so watch yourself."

There are some whackjobs renting places out on airbnb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 03:12 PM (oINRc)

478 Today it's badly translated Japanese.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (mE7cY)

Back in college, I was walking around with a Japanese buddy of mine. He saw a dude that had 'Japanese' symbols on his arm. Looked right at the guy and said "Chicken?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
____________

I once read that a particular Japanese/Chinese tramp stamp said, "Insert here."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 03:13 PM (YqDXo)

479 This is the same group of women who cant understand why a decent guy wont just forget the woman’s 100+ previous sexual partners and rampant drug use and “settle down.”

There is no issue with settling down…with a woman who deserves it.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 09, 2023 03:13 PM (YIXBr)

480 Yep. You guys fucking old. So says the Class of 73.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 03:11 PM (4eKPg)

You're old, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2023 03:13 PM (ZqJGw)

481 Somehow we missed Barney. Our kids listened to the rock kids songs:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zNb5SPOYLCQ

Posted by: InZona at June 09, 2023 03:13 PM (bfyic)

482 Saw a T shirt I may buy:
It says

RETIRED
Don't have to work
Don't want to work
You can't make me

Posted by: gourmand du jour, sated on BBQ at June 09, 2023 03:13 PM (72qIu)

483 Ankle bracelet +1000

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 03:13 PM (MNhXM)

484 I had a girlfriend that had parking space lines tattooed all across her ass. Above the parking space lines it said Dick Parking Only.

Posted by: JROD at June 09, 2023 03:14 PM (IlL6s)

485 once more to drive the point home

https://igotstandardsbro.com/

Posted by: DanMan at June 09, 2023 03:14 PM (DB6tu)

486 ____________

I once read that a particular Japanese/Chinese tramp stamp said, "Insert here."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 03:13 PM (YqDXo)

Yet they were told it means "Pray for Peace" or somesuch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

487 I found that women from South East Asia are gorgous and very devoted to their husbands.... Family oriented and not selfish like fat egotistical American Biological Females

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 09, 2023 03:14 PM (EnsGU)

488
Or take the chair against the wall facing the room. That's the chair for the ladies. The ladies are always supposed to sit in the chair that gives the room the best view of them. Nobody cares about seeing the guys.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023

***
Yeah, but look what happened to Wild Bill Hickok when he sat with his back to the door. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 09, 2023 03:14 PM (J2vNu)

489 Tattoo on a lumbar region of a lady at the beach reads

Top hole, no babies.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, sated on BBQ at June 09, 2023 03:14 PM (72qIu)

490 Then I got the Miata. All four, on top, sticking straight up. No way (unless you were fumble fingered) to drop them in the engine or on yourself. Almost impossible to get cross threaded for the new ones going in. It was so fricking easy it kind of pissed me off. (the trade off was changing the fucking oil filter.)

Then I got the Mustang and ahhhh, fun again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (zZu0s)
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My Lincoln's V8 isn't too bad. It's a normal front-to-back engine and the plug access is from above. My old Chevy S-10 V6 was a nightmare. Transversely-mounted V-type engines and V-type engines with bottom-access plugs - or, G-d forbid, both - are an evil invention.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 03:15 PM (DU+/6)

491 Jack Smith, Trump Special Counsel, is bloviating on TV right now. The gist of his comment is there is one set of laws for everyone (I chocked on this one), that everyone involved in this cockup are best and brightest who never let politics and biases enter their minds, and that he intends to ramrod this to trail ASAP. This last point, I speculate will reach its maximum moment in late September or early October 2024. This will be purely coincidental and have nothing to do with the election. Even more coincidental will be if the Bragg cockup peaks at the same time. The J6 and GA investigations are pending and once again if anything comes of them the timing of that is also coincidental.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 03:15 PM (a175k)

492 I graduated HS in 67, the year of the beautiful, smart, hardworking class.
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (z3WCn

Me too... Damn we're old
Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (bs+z0)

Heh. That's the year I graduated. And yeah, we be getting old. It's great.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 09, 2023 03:15 PM (BdMk6)

493 California girls during the Beach Boys era were bombshells. CA women of today a fat, ugly, nose rings, eye rings, lip rings, green and purple hair, flat chested with an ass they weighs more then my entire body (My weight is 172). Their only concern is what can you do for them ...
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 09, 2023 03:08 PM (EnsGU)
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True. The Beach Boys era was before the Great Liberal Infestation from the Northeast.

I left California in 1979, and came back in 2001. I was shocked at how many fat people in general and women in particular there were. When I left it was rare to encounter someone who was overweight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

494 Just did that in the wife's Expedition a few weeks ago. Alls I can say about that is, don't be afraid to use an impact wrench.

How many plugs broke?

Posted by: DanMan at June 09, 2023 03:15 PM (DB6tu)

495 Well, at red lights I might post something

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 03:16 PM (xhxe8)

496 Question for all: Does an ankle bracelet signify anything at all?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (B/X3r)

Not sure about the meaning, but on the right chick it's really hot.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6)

It could scratch your ear though.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2023 03:16 PM (aD39U)

497 I graduated HS in 67, the year of the beautiful, smart, hardworking class.
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (z3WCn

Me too... Damn we're old
Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (bs+z0)

Heh. That's the year I graduated. And yeah, we be getting old. It's great.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 09, 2023 03:15 PM (BdMk6)

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I wasn't even born yet. I'll get off your lawn.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 03:16 PM (DRSnL)

498 Greta Thunberg graduated from HS at age 20. Congrats Greta! You fucking retard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 03:16 PM (to8pj)

499 Posted by: Max Power at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (q177U)

I rate this as fuckin 'ell yer scootin fuck

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 03:16 PM (6GmZB)

500 496 Question for all: Does an ankle bracelet signify anything at all?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2023 02:56 PM (B/X3r)

Not sure about the meaning, but on the right chick it's really hot.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6)

It could scratch your ear though.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 09, 2023 03:16 PM (aD39U)

Heh. Nice one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 03:16 PM (mE7cY)

501 The chick in purple is sitting on the other one's lap. They look like fun.
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2023

***
The one she's sitting on sure does!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 09, 2023 03:16 PM (J2vNu)

502 Eh, I think that holding a chair out for a woman is dumb.

I will hold doors for them, but I’ll often do that for guys, too.

Posted by: Bul gar octo nus at June 09, 2023 03:16 PM (AzEH+)

503 whatever you do, don't try that on a Ford with that 5.4 liter V8
Posted by: DanMan at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (DB6tu)

Just did that in the wife's Expedition a few weeks ago. Alls I can say about that is, don't be afraid to use an impact wrench.
Posted by: Sponge

V6 Nissan Frontier... to change the sparkplug by the firewall you have to have the strength of a man and the arm/hand of a 10yr old girl.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2023 03:17 PM (+Td+Z)

504 493 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

Took the lad to visit wife's sister ~1999, I noticed even then the 40 somethings were hotter than most of the 20 somethings.

Posted by: sven at June 09, 2023 03:17 PM (X0I7i)

505 graduated HS in 67, the year of the beautiful, smart, hardworking class.
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (z3WCn

Me too... Damn we're old
Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (bs+z0)

Heh. That's the year I graduated. And yeah, we be getting old. It's great.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 09, 2023 03:15 PM (BdMk6)

You guys are 39

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 03:17 PM (MNhXM)

506 Tattoo on the back of chick's neck:
THINK ABOUT BASEBALL

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2023 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

507 Greta Thunberg graduated from HS at age 20. Congrats Greta! You fucking retard.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 03:16 PM (to8pj)
____________

Teacher from her high school: "Anything to get her ass outta here."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

508 490 Then I got the Miata. All four, on top, sticking straight up. No way (unless you were fumble fingered) to drop them in the engine or on yourself. Almost impossible to get cross threaded for the new ones going in. It was so fricking easy it kind of pissed me off. (the trade off was changing the fucking oil filter.)

Then I got the Mustang and ahhhh, fun again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (zZu0s)
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My Lincoln's V8 isn't too bad. It's a normal front-to-back engine and the plug access is from above. My old Chevy S-10 V6 was a nightmare. Transversely-mounted V-type engines and V-type engines with bottom-access plugs - or, G-d forbid, both - are an evil invention.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 09, 2023 03:15 PM (DU+/6)
_____________

Try a mid-engine car where you gotta drop the whole fucking engine to get at the plugs . . . or pretty much anything.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

509
I left California in 1979, and came back in 2001. I was shocked at how many fat people in general and women in particular there were. When I left it was rare to encounter someone who was overweight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 03:15 PM

I came of age in the 80s. There were very few heavy people then. Every beach had the ubiquitous, No fat chicks graffiti. That would be a hate crime today.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 09, 2023 03:17 PM (uaGp1)

510 Or take the chair against the wall facing the room. That's the chair for the ladies. The ladies are always supposed to sit in the chair that gives the room the best view
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Was in such a restaurant in Hiawassee GA years ago. One long table with chairs facing the window but benches facing the door. Instinctively I sit on the bench facing the door. Then I realize I'm the only guy out of about six other couples facing that way.

Posted by: WTP at June 09, 2023 03:17 PM (pQaMn)

511 Greta Thunberg graduated from HS at age 20. Congrats Greta! You fucking retard.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 03:16 PM (to8pj)

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LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

512 I'll never understand how Gloria Steinem convinced an entire population of women that it was hurrrrible for them to be treated so nicely by men.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 03:18 PM (mE7cY)

513
How many plugs broke?
Posted by: DanMan at June 09, 2023 03:15 PM (DB6tu)

Not a one. Now, I will preface with the following:

- First time I changed the plugs, I did it manually and broke 2

- Replacement plugs got a nice coating of anti-seize compound on the electrode

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 09, 2023 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

514 My wife hated my 1976 Z-28 Camero. I think she was jealous and that I loved it more then her.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 09, 2023 03:18 PM (EnsGU)

515 You can just endlessly make up British slag just by typing in snotty sounding gibberish, mate.
Posted by: Max Power at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (q177U)

It's all cabbage crates in the briny, old boy!"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 03:18 PM (xhaym)

516 455
That's all they want in a man, that he just loves and supports them, and makes six figures, and drives a nice car, and is over 6 feet tall, and be physically fit, spend money and gifts on them, be spontaneous and a planner, treat them like a princess or queen and give them the freedom and independence that they want, and be patient and understanding and empathetic and listen to them but not give them loads of advice; give them attention but not be suffocating, and be patient and accepting and
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked
Y’all have hit the hammer on the head a few times here. If you want a masculine man, you have to expect he is going to want a feminine woman. And just like you aren’t perfect, no one is going to be perfect. I mean J is only 5’11. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 03:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

517 "The Hicklib 'men' try to portray manliness. They fail miserably and look like jackwagons. 'My beard oil smells divine.' "

Ah, the fey limpwristed Hipsterjacks.

Hard to swing an axe without wrecking your manny, eh pal?

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at June 09, 2023 03:19 PM (HACXu)

518 NOOD

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 03:19 PM (DRSnL)

519 I still stand up when a women enters the room. Force of habit established in college.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 03:19 PM (MNhXM)

520 Greta Thunberg graduated from HS at age 20. Congrats Greta! You fucking retard.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 03:16 PM (to8pj)

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

Posted by: Gretard at June 09, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

521 My wife had a clever plan to pay for dinner once before we got married. She bought a gift card, then told me she had a gift card to a restaurant she liked. I think she waited to tell me until after we were married.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2023 03:07 PM (eyxn4)

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That *is* smart.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 03:10 PM (DRSnL)

That isn't even deception, she just let you assume she got it free somehow.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 03:19 PM (eoQWY)

522 >>> 512 I'll never understand how Gloria Steinem convinced an entire population of women that it was hurrrrible for them to be treated so nicely by men.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 03:18 PM (mE7cY)

She didn't do it alone... think of how much propaganda and BS the last generation or so has been immersed in.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 09, 2023 03:19 PM (llON8)

523 In a healthy relationship, one partner would desire to slap the shit out of the other at least weekly (if not daily), but refrain from doing so out of love.

You both should also feel relieved when the other leaves for an extended period of time, but welcome them back gladly because you appreciate the chores they handle that you don't like.

You should also jointly hate at least a dozen other people, such that you feel and kinship with each other in your mutual loathing of outsiders.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 09, 2023 03:19 PM (wdDMM)

524 I still stand up when a women enters the room. Force of habit established in college.
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 03:19 PM (MNhXM)

Must be hell at a stadium

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 03:20 PM (eoQWY)

525 I smell nood

Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 03:20 PM (geLO8)

526 511 Greta Thunberg graduated from HS at age 20. Congrats Greta! You fucking retard.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 03:16 PM (to8pj)

Critical Drinker, is that you?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 09, 2023 03:20 PM (PiwSw)

527 I nice small tat on the nape of a woman’s neck is sexy to me.
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 03:08 PM (MNhXM)

I know, "My name is Brenda" is always great to see.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 03:21 PM (xhaym)

528 504 493 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

Took the lad to visit wife's sister ~1999, I noticed even then the 40 somethings were hotter than most of the 20 somethings.
Posted by: sven at June 09, 2023 03:17 PM (X0I7i)
________________

California girls of that era went out of their way to look good. You just haven't lived until you feast your eyes on a couple of svelte California blondes in white short shorts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

529 Choker = I put out on the first date.
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That seems counter intuitive.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 03:21 PM (4eKPg)

530 This is the only one from the list I am leery of. My Dad (an electrical enginner) told me not to play with things I do not know. I know all the basics: flip the breaker, make sure the connections are snug. As far as 'wiring'? I know enough to fuck things up without getting my ass fried, and could probably figure it out, but I try not to fuck with stuff that if I do wrong, might lead to the place burning down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 09, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

******
What is your question?

Posted by: EFG at June 09, 2023 03:21 PM (Ae67h)

531 graduated HS in 67, the year of the beautiful, smart, hardworking class.
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (z3WCn

Me too... Damn we're old
Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2023 03:09 PM (bs+z0)

Right? I was 1 year old in 1967. heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 09, 2023 03:21 PM (xPJvm)

532 You should also jointly hate at least a dozen other people, such that you feel and kinship with each other in your mutual loathing of outsiders.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 09, 2023 03:19 PM (wdDMM)

That was the bond that held us kids together growing up. Put us in a room alone and it was kilkenny cats, add someone else it was one team.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 03:21 PM (eoQWY)

533 "First time I changed the plugs, I did it manually and broke 2"

OK, I did it once at about 90k (manual said 100k) and sold the truck at 180k to avoid that fiasco again

Posted by: DanMan at June 09, 2023 03:22 PM (DB6tu)

534 California girls of that era went out of their way to look good. You just haven't lived until you feast your eyes on a couple of svelte California blondes in white short shorts.
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Its one of the big reasons I like Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Its like the before times.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 03:22 PM (4eKPg)

535 >man card merit badges

manual transmission badge

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 09, 2023 03:22 PM (h1jJh)

536 An ankle bracket on a woman could mean she is a hot wife, ie a married woman who has sex with other men with her husband’s knowledge. Or I’m other words, David French’s wife.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 09, 2023 03:23 PM (Du4mK)

537 I still stand up when a women enters the room. Force of habit established in college.
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 03:19 PM (MNhXM)
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Me too. I also invariably stand up to shake hands with men or women (when the latter is appropriate), and I don't start eating until everyone has his food.

I walk between my wife and traffic, open doors for her, pull her chair out for her, the lot.

Yeah, I'm old-fashioned. And proud of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

538 Today it's badly translated Japanese.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2023 03:05 PM (mE7cY)

Man, is that ever true.

An Asian gal I was dating almost choked to death laughing twice at two different tattoos.

One was a guy who a big one on his arm that said "Stinks".

And the other was a guy in front of us at a movie line who was showing off his new neck tattoo to some date and friends that he said was "Power". But, it actually said "Husband".

She thought that was the least cool tattoo that she'd ever seen.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2023 03:23 PM (fb7jX)

539 Y’all have hit the hammer on the head a few times here. If you want a masculine man, you have to expect he is going to want a feminine woman. And just like you aren’t perfect, no one is going to be perfect. I mean J is only 5’11. 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2023 03:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

So you have to carry a 2 by 4 board in your purse for him to stand on at all times?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 03:23 PM (eoQWY)

540 I also remember I had a poster of Farrah Facet in a bikini in the garage on the wall. Deployed to Guam for 6 months and when I came home it was gone !! God I loved that poster !!!!! She gave me that you are an idiot look and remember you are married now ......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 09, 2023 03:24 PM (EnsGU)

541 California girls of that era went out of their way to look good. You just haven't lived until you feast your eyes on a couple of svelte California blondes in white short shorts.
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Its one of the big reasons I like Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Its like the before times.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 09, 2023 03:22 PM (4eKPg)
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Berkeley reflected the entire phenomenon in microcosm. Every fall freshman girls - especially in sororities - would walk around dressed to the nines, skirts, heels, etc. and looking fantastic.

After a couple months they caught on to Berkeley chic, and then sported dirty sweatshirts, dirty jeans, and dirty hair, and had put on about 20 lbs. Hard pass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

542 BWAHAHAHAHA!

No you're gonna get, small, flaccid, submissive, passive aggressive, femboy, with the libido of a panda who wants sexual contact on a vulcan schedule. You'll never respect him and grow to resent him as you are the better "man" in your relationship and he's just a simpering accommodating shell that won't stand up for himself, you, anybody or anything else.

All that toxic masculinity is officially gone.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 09, 2023 03:36 PM (qDLv4)

543 537 I still stand up when a women enters the room. Force of habit established in college.
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 03:19 PM (MNhXM)
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Me too. I also invariably stand up to shake hands with men or women (when the latter is appropriate), and I don't start eating until everyone has his food.

I walk between my wife and traffic, open doors for her, pull her chair out for her, the lot.

Yeah, I'm old-fashioned. And proud of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

I stood up to greet some ladies who walked up to our table and they were impressed, even asking, "Do you always stand when a woman comes to the table?"

I answered, "Nah, just for the pretty ones."

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 09, 2023 03:48 PM (dQfJF)

544 This is such fantastic news. Her tone-deafness makes the broadcasting of the "news" that Leftist men are fems and that real men don't want masculine women all the better.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 09, 2023 03:48 PM (fOSwK)

545 I've always said that if you want to marry a "church-going" woman, you probably won't find her at a bar.
Try a church.

Posted by: Neo at June 09, 2023 03:56 PM (RovqD)

546 When Pope Francis came to Philadelphia a few years ago, one of his messages was for young men to get out of their mother's house and get married.

Posted by: Neo at June 09, 2023 03:59 PM (RovqD)

547 Or take the chair against the wall facing the room. That's the chair for the ladies. The ladies are always supposed to sit in the chair that gives the room the best view of them. Nobody cares about seeing the guys.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

*****
No. That's my seat. I'm expected to fight to protect her, I get the seat that let's me keep an eye out for her.

Posted by: EFG at June 09, 2023 04:02 PM (Ae67h)

548 Something like 65% of college degrees are now given to women. But 99.99999% of women with a college degree will not marry a man without a degree.

This is going to have some fucked up long term consequences in society.
Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:24 PM (OalnH)
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DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!

Posted by: Black JEM at June 09, 2023 04:03 PM (UVyKP)

549 But these same leftwing feminists will never give up their "Destroy Toxic Masculinity" religion.

Posted by: Mhandisi at June 09, 2023 04:20 PM (SKxfg)

550 I'm sadly late to this thread but you women complaining about today's men can fuck right right off.

My son gave up looking for a nice girl. Now they either want to dominate or be abused.

Posted by: pawn at June 09, 2023 04:32 PM (kYVzH)

551 Not after they started out making boys into dumb ballet dancers or sipping herb tea while waiting for their Garden Burger in the Mircowave

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 09, 2023 04:53 PM (wGqjj)

552 No idea what a MUA is, and I've got no problem with makeup per se. It's just the heavy, heave stuff- where you can see the layers of foundation/concealer/contour/blush/eyeshadow and the painted on eyebrows. I used to do that when
i performed on stage, but it was hideous in natural light.
Posted by: Moki

OMG! I just entered myself in that stoopid web site. 0.017% would fit me. Bwahahahahahahah. 4 out if 5 cat litter bags for delusion. Smash says I'm gonna need to hide my ass in the swamp to avoid female hunting.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 09, 2023 05:17 PM (3CCua)

553 Something like 65% of college degrees are now given to women. But 99.99999% of women with a college degree will not marry a man without a degree.

This is going to have some fucked up long term consequences in society.
Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 02:24 PM (OalnH)
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DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!
Posted by: Black JEM

- Military aged chinese males have entered the chat

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 09, 2023 05:18 PM (3CCua)

554 "We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise." -- C.S. Lewis

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555 173: "What about the large chrome bolt thru the pierced tongue?" It's very stimulating to her partner's clitoris. Or so I am told.

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