Chris Licht Out at CNN

The hard leftwing activists won. One guy tried to put CNN's Animal House of partisan zealotry in check, and they undermined him and leaked against him until the brass fired him.

I predicted this when tight-pants femmeboi Oliver Darcy publicly sniped at Licht. If that little sissybitch and prison punk had the guts to step to Licht, that meant that Licht was already so weakened that it was safe to do so. If a rat pussy nightcrawler like Darcy feels comfortable taking a shot at the king, then he's not the king.

And now he's gone.

CNN's Animal House personnel couldn't wait to brag that they'd gotten rid of Dean Wormer:

CNN announces Chris Licht's departure on air pic.twitter.com/Attt6UAlsN
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 7, 2023

The leftwing activist media is now pretending that CNN was performing well before Licht. This is a lie; they were a basketcase network, always in third place, often posting ratings too low to even measure.

One of the few tools liberal elites have left is they keep corporate media outlets in captivity to establishment Dem ideology by using Twitter to shame any corporate media employees who deviate.

That's why Licht has to be destroyed. Fine: but don't lie about pre-Licht CNN. pic.twitter.com/ds4AKMhB1N
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) June 7, 2023

CNN is openly bragging they deposed Licht because the very, very small number of people who watch CNN have been boycotting it due to the Trump town hall. CNN want s its braindead libcunt viewers to know that the demon has been driven out and that it's safe to come back to the electronic church for some good ol' fashioned preachin' from Reverend Anderson Cooper and Deacon Jake Tapper.

Given that the reason for this boycott was daring to have a Republican on their air answering questions as he chose -- I don't think they'll be doing that again. It will return to its previous Ratings Poison formula of validating AWFLs' awful political opinions 24 hours per day.

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM

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1 That was quick.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 12:01 PM (t/2Uw)

2 Good, then they can fall ever farther....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 12:01 PM (Angsy)

3 CNN, the Bud Light of Fox Newses.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 12:02 PM (Angsy)

4 Trash network.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 07, 2023 12:03 PM (jGGMD)

5
CNN, the AOL of networks

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2023 12:03 PM (MoZTd)

6 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 12:03 PM (bqjxX)

7 Guess people are still spanking the morning monkey.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 12:03 PM (Angsy)

8 Last One Out, Turn Off The Licht

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 12:03 PM (jzzG8)

9 Does that mean he is 'Licht's Out'

Posted by: JH at June 07, 2023 12:03 PM (79gcP)

10 This was inevitable.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 07, 2023 12:03 PM (ncXxy)

11 The hard leftwing activists won. One guy tried to put CNN's Animal House of partisan zealotry in check, and they undermined him and leaked against him until the brass fired him.
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*Maybe.*

Or it could be that Licht failed to get the job done and got shit-canned because he lost control. If that's the case, the next guy is going to take a flame-thrower to the joint and make sure that there's no dissent or treason in the ranks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:04 PM (DU+/6)

12 Inmates running the asylum.

Just lovely.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 12:04 PM (Q4IgG)

13 He needed to fire many more and much sooner. If his boss wouldn't let him do it he shouldn't have taken the job

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2023 12:04 PM (8erNz)

14 Dang.
The Aceman is in rare form this morning.
I'm in awe.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 12:05 PM (e4fEA)

15

Can’t wait to not watch more gays and drag queens.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at June 07, 2023 12:05 PM (9runp)

16 The leftwing activist media is now pretending that CNN was performing well before Licht. This is a lie; they were a basketcase network, always in third place, often posting ratings too low to even measure.
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Yup. Nothing got better under Licht (other than dropping CNN+ like a bag of hot garbage), but nothing got appreciably worse. This recasting of history that CNN was somehow vibrant before Discovery bought it is hilarious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:05 PM (DU+/6)

17 And Acosta and

@DylanByers 9m
UPDATE: CNN PR leaders Kris Coratti & Matt Dornic are now officially out. @PuckNews

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 12:05 PM (jzzG8)

18 One of the most amusing parts of this story is that you KNOW that you, or I, or anyone reading this thread could do a better job at running a new CNN than Licht did, or that anyone they hire to replace him will do. It's not because we're so great, it's because they have beliefs that guarantee they will fail - but hanging onto their treasured beliefs are more important than any level of that bourgeois value, "success".

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:05 PM (i9ffA)

19 CNN is openly bragging they deposed Licht because the very, very small number of people who watch CNN have been boycotting it due to the Trump town hall. CNN want s its braindead libcunt viewers to know that the demon has been driven out and that it's safe to come back to the electronic church for some good ol' fashioned preachin' from Reverend Anderson Cooper and Deacon Jake Tapper.
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Now that's some fine wordsmithin' for midday!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:05 PM (DU+/6)

20 Undermining and leaking.

Ran the Trump operation on him. Give them credit, they know what works.

And they are the standard bearers of morality and decency.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 12:05 PM (iWRt7)

21 CNN, the AOL of networks
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2023 12:03 PM

Pffft!

Posted by: Compuserve at June 07, 2023 12:05 PM (5sOEG)

22 It takes a big man to know when he's Licht.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 12:05 PM (J2vNu)

23 Norms Restored!

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 12:05 PM (iWRt7)

24 Somebody needs to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

Posted by: Vernon Wormer at June 07, 2023 12:06 PM (fxrF8)

25 that's it ,, no more CNN for me.

Posted by: Shaftoe at June 07, 2023 12:06 PM (Rvxb7)

26 He needed to fire many more and much sooner. If his boss wouldn't let him do it he shouldn't have taken the job

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2023 12:04 PM (8erNz)

Maybe Licht just took the job for the perks. Self locking office door, young producers, free pizza delivery....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 12:06 PM (Angsy)

27 Given that the reason for this boycott was daring to have a Republican on their air answering questions as he chose -- I don't think they'll be doing that again. It will return to its previous Ratings Poison formula of validating AWFLs' awful political opinions 24 hours per day.
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Thankfully for CNN, the new business has nothing to do with business or profit or whatnot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:06 PM (DU+/6)

28 Remember, it is Trump supporters who are in a cult!
The viewers of CNN are open-minded and tolerant liberals.

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 07, 2023 12:06 PM (i7Q7S)

29 If it weren't for Chinese buffets, airports, and laundromats CNN wouldn't have viewership in any meaningful numbers.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 07, 2023 12:06 PM (YRsIm)

30 Or it could be that Licht failed to get the job done and got shit-canned because he lost control. If that's the case, the next guy is going to take a flame-thrower to the joint and make sure that there's no dissent or treason in the ranks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

That's an interesting take. Who is in the position to fire Licht?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 12:06 PM (t/2Uw)

31
I predicted this when tight-pants femmeboi Oliver Darcy publicly sniped at Licht.

___________

Are?.. Are you calling Oliver Darcy a ponce?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM (MoZTd)

32 CNN proved they hated America when they allied with Saddam to broadcast his propaganda in exchange for access. During a time of war. The CNN executives who put that deal together should have been tried for treason .

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM (MNhXM)

33 8 Last One Out, Turn Off The Licht
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 12:03 PM (jzzG

9 Does that mean he is 'Licht's Out'
Posted by: JH at June 07, 2023 12:03 PM

Hordemind...beautiful and terrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM (5sOEG)

34
CNN bottomed out in 2021? When people were still pretty much still captive in their homes?

Related: I've been kinda paying attention to young children who I think were conceived during the lockdown and early 'vaccine' rollout. Saw one young girl today in Aldi's parking lot, maybe two years old. Definite Downs Syndrome. It wasn't just all the Canadian smoke that brought a tear to my eyes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM (enJYY)

35
KrystallLicht - Night of the Broken Ass

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM (pNxlR)

36 what we need is a law that will allow the federal government to give financial aid to make sure our journalists who are committed to telling the truth about whatever it is that day will not need to learn to morse their code.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM (B1FKF)

37 CNN is the Newsweek of 2023

Some rich babe will buy it for $1 and Zaslov will be relieved.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM (mgTMf)

38 The only thing that will save CNN is a Republican getting elected in 2024.

I wonder if they realize that.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM (2tUFv)

39 Licht got rid of a bit of toxicity; but, didn't cut far enough to get rid of the CNN core of far left partisan hacks.

Of course the little announcement that Pence is going on at 9PM E time tonight will both alienate more of their AWFLs and allow more spitting in Pence's face by the CNN interviewer.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM (iB5Wb)

40 Gotta give you credit, Ace, you called this before anyone else I read called it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM (i9ffA)

41 Empty the house of Communist News Network

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM (uh53v)

42
First step in a coup: control the networks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2023 12:08 PM (MoZTd)

43 Bwahahahaha

Posted by: mpfs, is it PRIDE month yet? Asking for a friend. at June 07, 2023 12:08 PM (YoPyU)

44 It should have been "I am going to fire a dozen of your top on air talent and their producers and their assistant producers in the first week if you cannot accept that you do not want to hire me."

Licht dithered.
Do not fuck around, kill the cockroaches when you have the chance.

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2023 12:08 PM (8erNz)

45 OK.

So anyway, how about Space X?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 07, 2023 12:08 PM (u82oZ)

46 CNNs brightest moment was during the opening of the Gulf War when the U.S. Air Force bombed the Baghdad telephone exchange and took Bernie Shaw off the air.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 12:08 PM (gmo/4)

47 Wasn’t the trump townhall cnns highest ratings in like years?

Btw licht is a fag whose shit was all retarded. The psychos at cnn think they won but he was canned because he wouldn’t do what was necessary to save the network

Now if the next guy who comes along offers Tucker carte blanche control…

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at June 07, 2023 12:08 PM (VTu1l)

48 That's an interesting take. Who is in the position to fire Licht?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 12:06 PM (t/2Uw)
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The Real Boss: David Zaslav, the head hencho at Warner Bros.-Discovery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:09 PM (DU+/6)

49 I hope CNN has to pay him mid-8 figures.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 07, 2023 12:09 PM (z/ifB)

50 it doesn't matter the gop uniparty will still let CNN host debates in 2024 that will bewilder and undermine our nominees.

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 12:09 PM (MLrvz)

51 Licht mistake was not getting rid of everyone at the start. Mo point finding the viper nest only to let the vipers stay.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 07, 2023 12:09 PM (vM4dW)

52 Licht cleared out CNN like Trump drained the swamp.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2023 12:09 PM (pohLc)

53 How long until they rehire Lemon and have the heads of all the people he berated laid at his feet as reparations?

Posted by: Flyguy at June 07, 2023 12:09 PM (VrVjC)

54 LIBCUNT is going in the style book.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 12:09 PM (17s+e)

55 Chris didn't Licht the correct asshoes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (ufFY8)

56 47 Wasn’t the trump townhall cnns highest ratings in like years?

//

IDK if that matters if they didn't presell better ad buys for that time slot.

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (MLrvz)

57 Or it could be that Licht failed to get the job done and got shit-canned because he lost control. If that's the case, the next guy is going to take a flame-thrower to the joint and make sure that there's no dissent or treason in the ranks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:04 PM (DU+/6)

I don't understand why Licht didn't napalm the whole network. It wasn't if the "talent" couldn't be replaced. A cage full of monkeys flinging poo would be a step up in quality and content. Besides the monkeys would probably have higher IQs then most of the on air NPCs.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (8vzCZ)

58 Didn't Tucker work for CNN back in the day?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (t/2Uw)

59 coming to cnn this fall: a fresh two sided presentation of the news starring elliot as ellen, both at the same time.

either that or cooking with chris christie

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (B1FKF)

60 TRUMP MAN BAD!

TRUMP MAN BAD!

TRUMP MAN BAD!

Posted by: This... is CNN! at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (2tUFv)

61 Who could have possibly predicted this? Ace.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (mqCGU)

62 Or it could be that Licht failed to get the job done and got shit-canned because he lost control. If that's the case, the next guy is going to take a flame-thrower to the joint and make sure that there's no dissent or treason in the ranks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:04 PM (DU+/6)

That's hot.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (ufFY8)

63 It would be nice if John Malone put someone in charge who would stomp them hard.

Posted by: huerfano at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (7zEAH)

64 Now if the next guy who comes along offers Tucker carte blanche control…
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger

Tucker would be an idiot to accept anything from any outlet right now. Unless Must bought it and handed it over to him free and clear. Which aint' gonna happen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (jzzG8)

65 Wait . . . are boycotts now bad? CNN responded to a boycott by its viewers by agreeing to their demands to shitcan Chris Licht. That's how boycotts work. If CNN wants to shit-whore to its tiny miniscule share of hysterically insane leftwing trolls and retards and feces-curious perverts, then so be it. That will only hasten CNN's demise. Never interrupt your enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

66 re 58: yes, in those days it was the carlson news network

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 07, 2023 12:11 PM (B1FKF)

67 CNN because DNC talking heads don't have great hair!

Posted by: CNN ads on CNN at June 07, 2023 12:11 PM (lc5cP)

68 I was trying to figure out how CNN would even notice a boycott. It then dawned on me losing half of tens of viewers is far more noticeable than losing 1% of millions.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 07, 2023 12:11 PM (2YtOq)

69 I don't understand why Licht didn't napalm the whole network. It wasn't if the "talent" couldn't be replaced. A cage full of monkeys flinging poo would be a step up in quality and content. Besides the monkeys would probably have higher IQs then most of the on air NPCs.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (8vzCZ)
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I don't get it either. His dithering and slow-rolling, seemingly psuedo-random firings and changes made no sense to me. With an outfit like CNN, you either double down or clean it out top to bottom. He did neither.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:11 PM (DU+/6)

70 It is hard to kill the Hydra.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 12:11 PM (gmo/4)

71 LIBCUNT is going in the style book.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 12:09 PM

Done.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Style Guide at June 07, 2023 12:11 PM (5sOEG)

72 A cage full of monkeys flinging poo would be a step up in quality and content.

Depends on what kind of arms the monkeys have.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 12:11 PM (eOEVl)

73 The Lichts are going out all over America; we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 12:11 PM (FVME7)

74 I predicted this when tight-pants femmeboi Oliver Darcy publicly sniped at Licht.

___________

Are?.. Are you calling Oliver Darcy a ponce?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM (MoZTd)

DURING PRIDE MO nevermind I'm already so tired of that joke.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 07, 2023 12:12 PM (z/ifB)

75 Communist News Network is so accurate they really should change their name.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 12:12 PM (MNhXM)

76 How come Wolf Blitzer never gets fired? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 12:12 PM (LQjWA)

77 Zithering > dithering

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 12:12 PM (fxrF8)

78 osted by: gnats local 678 at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM

Yeah, right after the Marxists are not in charge of the government, it's the Democrats Propaganda Ministry as it is now

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2023 12:12 PM (uh53v)

79 How come Wolf Blitzer never gets fired? I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 12:12 PM (LQjWA)
++++
He has a million-dollar name.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:12 PM (DU+/6)

80 CNN because even the anchors on MSNBC don't know if they are men or women.

Posted by: CNN ads on CNN at June 07, 2023 12:13 PM (lc5cP)

81 The minute so called "talent" at CNN started to run their mouths Licht should have canned every one of them.

Wholesale cleaning out. He apparently had the clout, for a time, to show the door to a few high profile shits but didn't go far enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 12:13 PM (Q4IgG)

82 76 How come Wolf Blitzer never gets fired? I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 12:12 PM (LQjWA)

He's got all the pics of the right people in compromising positions with goats?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 07, 2023 12:13 PM (Rl7KJ)

83 The Real Boss: David Zaslav, the head hencho at Warner Bros.-Discovery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

When Warner merged with Discovery wasn't there some kind of purge at that time? Can you figure out the politics of the situation based on how he behaved then? Meaning is your scenario more likely to happen?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 12:13 PM (t/2Uw)

84 How many Lichts does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, knows it's all ops at June 07, 2023 12:13 PM (sJHOI)

85 Depends on what kind of arms the monkeys have.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 12:11 PM (eOEVl)

I always thought a monkey with a belt fed Maxim would be fun.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2023 12:13 PM (pohLc)

86 I am guessing he got a buyout that'll get him a decent yacht.

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2023 12:13 PM (8erNz)

87 Oliver Darcy looks like what is left on the sheets after an Andrew Gillum all hobo orgy

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 12:13 PM (lc5cP)

88 Meh. CNN can DIAFF.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (7R+co)

89 He was doomed from the start but it was a good run.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (fYtPt)

90 Interesting stock comparison of the day: Year to date, the S and P index is up 11.4 % while Blackrock (which is also essentially the S and P index) is down 5.2 %

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (ihCLk)

91 Tucker would be an idiot to accept anything from any outlet right now.

***********

Yeah the only way that would make sense to me is being offered executive control over the network. Nothing less would do

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (VTu1l)

92 Posted by: Elric Blade at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

I don’t think anyone said boycotts are bad. I think just pointing out caving to boycotts by such a small percentage of viewers is retarded.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (MNhXM)

93 How come Wolf Blitzer never gets fired? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 12:12 PM (LQjWA)

He has to pay CNN all the money he lost on Jeopardy, baby.

Posted by: Weird Al Y at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (Angsy)

94 I predict that cnn will be even more exclusive in its viewership.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (17s+e)

95 How come Wolf Blitzer never gets fired? I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 12:12 PM (LQjWA)
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He has a million-dollar name.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:12 PM (DU+/6)

...

Plus they made a hologram of him. You can't fire him after that.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (z/ifB)

96 When Warner merged with Discovery wasn't there some kind of purge at that time? Can you figure out the politics of the situation based on how he behaved then? Meaning is your scenario more likely to happen?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 12:13 PM (t/2Uw)
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I have no idea. I don't follow Discovery closely. It is just an obvious alternate possibility given that Zaslav said he wanted CNN to get back to being a news network, and then installed Licht to do it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (DU+/6)

97 If I recall correctly, Tucker was at CNN during his bow-tie days, and when the media still pretended to care a little about objectivity, or at least thought it was important to look like they cared.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (bNf8H)

98 I always thought a monkey with a belt fed Maxim would be fun.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2023 12:13 PM

Monkey with a Maxim > Hobo with a shotgun

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (5sOEG)

99 How come Wolf Blitzer never gets fired? I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 12:12 PM (LQjWA)
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That guy just gets my back up. Wolf? Seriously? Not to mention his wooden demeanor.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (2YtOq)

100 CNN want s its braindead libcunt viewers to know that the demon has been driven out and that it's safe to come back to the electronic church for some good ol' fashioned preachin' from Reverend Anderson Cooper and Deacon Jake Tapper.

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When are they going to bring back Father Guido Stelter?

He could have had a big following if he had done a "Find the Pope in the Potato" contest ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (bqjxX)

101 I don't get it either. His dithering and slow-rolling, seemingly psuedo-random firings and changes made no sense to me. With an outfit like CNN, you either double down or clean it out top to bottom. He did neither.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:11 PM (DU+/6)

It's actually quite simple - because of their ideological beliefs, both Licht and his boss Zazlav are incapable of understanding what CNN's biggest problem really is. (It is not responsive to any part of its potential audience!) It's impossible to fix a problem you can't understand.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:15 PM (i9ffA)

102 Who left the lunatics in charge of the asylum? At least we'll always have the firing of Tater.

Posted by: NL at June 07, 2023 12:15 PM (eGTCV)

103 Oh BTW , I wouldn't know what Chris even looks like if I had him in a criminal lineup

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2023 12:15 PM (uh53v)

104 I always thought a monkey with a belt fed Maxim would be fun.

One of the Planet of the Apes movies had monkeys with an AK-47. And it was entertaining.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 12:15 PM (lc5cP)

105 Well, they finally found somebody more bland than Jeb! and Pence. I give you the Governor of ND, whatshisname.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 12:15 PM (rLD7a)

106 CNNs brightest moment was during the opening of the Gulf War when the U.S. Air Force bombed the Baghdad telephone exchange and took Bernie Shaw off the air.
Posted by: Archer

I'd say Fox News brightest moment was when douchebag extraordinaire Geraldo Rivera revealed troop movements of the 101st Airborne by drawing a map in the sand and having his camerman film him showing Baghdad and where the troops were and how they were moving in. Geraldo was quickly removed from the area and dropped off at the Kuwaiti border for Fox News to pick up their garbage. Fox doubled down and still kept that tool employed.

Posted by: Cheri at June 07, 2023 12:15 PM (oiNtH)

107 I am guessing he got a buyout that'll get him a decent yacht.

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2023 12:13 PM (8erNz)

Does he need a yacht babe? I'll be available soon.

Posted by: Meggie Sparkle Markle at June 07, 2023 12:16 PM (Angsy)

108 How come Wolf Blitzer never gets fired? I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 12:12 PM (LQjWA)
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That guy just gets my back up. Wolf? Seriously? Not to mention his wooden demeanor.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (2YtOq

His Jeopardy appearance says it all about news readers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 12:16 PM (MNhXM)

109 Lolgf, cnn

They can’t be saved - maybe that’s the point? There’s more money in being a Democrat propagandist than actual reporting.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2023 12:16 PM (jyjp5)

110 71 LIBCUNT is going in the style book.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 12:09 PM

Done.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Style Guide at June 07, 2023 12:11 PM (5sOEG)

Isn't Lib Cunt redundant?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2023 12:16 PM (oHd/0)

111 Yicht - when your boss wants you out badly enough to buy you a hundred feet of floating Italian toy and money to run it for a decade.

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2023 12:16 PM (8erNz)

112 Also we're going to switching to a ghost-hunting format with a newsy-twist.

Reporting on ghost sightings basically, but we'll sex it up a bit.

Posted by: CNN at June 07, 2023 12:16 PM (z/ifB)

113 I don't get it either. His dithering and slow-rolling, seemingly psuedo-random firings and changes made no sense to me.

**********

Yeah he was a pansy assed twaffle bunny

How was basically promoting Jake Tapper supposed to be a step in the right direction?

The entire network needed an ethnic cleansing for it to be saved

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at June 07, 2023 12:16 PM (VTu1l)

114 good ol' fashioned preachin' from Reverend Anderson Cooper and Deacon Jake Tapper.

What am i, the Abbot?

Posted by: Fryer Tater at June 07, 2023 12:16 PM (a3Q+t)

115 It's a scalp and warning shot they can point to anytime a media CEO decides he wants to pivot towards down the middle, hard news instead of making only 100k people happy.

It's amazing how many bad business decisions are made to appease a handful of elites.

Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 12:16 PM (cOFom)

116 Every news org that has reasonably tried to present straight news - first CNN, then FOXN has surged in ratings...before being co-opted by the left and turned into just another leftist mouthpiece.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 12:16 PM (lc5cP)

117 This strategy of making CNN a news network was always a problem. First jettison the partisan programming. Second loss the audience you have. Third build up a reputation as an actual news network, Fourth gain an audience interested in actual news.

I still think going off the air, firing everyone, building a new network over the course of about 6 months, then coming back on the air after the transition was the only way this would work. This "migrate back" to real news strategy was a guaranteed failure.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 07, 2023 12:17 PM (qDLv4)

118 other than watching Trump's townhall I haven't seen CNN in decades

of course there has been a lot of exposure of their gafs in linked videos but that doesn't count

Posted by: DanMan at June 07, 2023 12:17 PM (DB6tu)

119 Didn't Tucker work for CNN back in the day?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Bowtie'd Tucker. I dare submit that Tucker used to wear only khaki during that time.

Posted by: micky at June 07, 2023 12:17 PM (3byMq)

120 I imagine Fox is pretty happy with the news. "Yay, we won't be the worst anymore!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2023 12:17 PM (H9sxy)

121 CNN

Colossal Crap Network

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 12:18 PM (bs+z0)

122 Lindsey Graham seen racing to CNN HQ for their first Republican interview.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 12:18 PM (to8pj)

123 I always thought a monkey with a belt fed Maxim would be fun.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2023 12:13 PM

Monkey with a Maxim > Hobo with a shotgun
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (5sOEG)
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Now I'm thinking of that scene with the Sultan of Morocco in "The Wind and the Lion."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 12:18 PM (fxrF8)

124 I always thought a monkey with a belt fed Maxim would be fun.

===

Would you believe an Ape with an AK?

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 12:18 PM (17s+e)

125 douchebag extraordinaire Geraldo Rivera revealed troop movements of the 101st Airborne by drawing a map in the sand and having his camerman film him showing Baghdad and where the troops were and how they were moving in

...

I was yelling at him the whole time to stop. Totally unprofessional. I personally rode on top of my APC the rest of the way into Bagdad to show him how a real reporter handles the dangers of war.

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 07, 2023 12:18 PM (z/ifB)

126 Remember when reporters actually reported the news? Reporters embedded with the military? Notice no actual reporting from Ukraine? Rarely see reporters outside at all anymore. Nothing to get in the way of the narrative. No chance that a cell phone might capture what really happened.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 12:19 PM (t/2Uw)

127 Newsreaders have to be pretty easy to replace. Where do they get their power from?

Posted by: NL at June 07, 2023 12:19 PM (eGTCV)

128 What am i, the Abbot?
Posted by: Fryer Tater at June 07, 2023 12:16 PM

Hey Abbot!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 12:19 PM (5sOEG)

129 Wait . . . are boycotts now bad?

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Replacement theory.

The Bud Light boycott has dethroned it from the top of the U.S. beer market. Modelo Especial has taken its place.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 12:19 PM (FVME7)

130
CNN had better open an Oak Island news desk
or they and I are history!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 12:19 PM (pNxlR)

131 CNN want s its braindead libcunt viewers to know that the demon has been driven out and that it's safe to come back to the electronic church for some good ol' fashioned preachin' from Reverend Anderson Cooper and Deacon Jake Tapper.

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Two dudes who will give it to you straight ... up your ass.

Posted by: The_Hoser at June 07, 2023 12:19 PM (N66D6)

132 I was yelling at him the whole time to stop. Totally unprofessional. I personally rode on top of my APC the rest of the way into Bagdad to show him how a real reporter handles the dangers of war.
Posted by: Brian Williams at June 07, 2023 12:18 PM (z/ifB)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:19 PM (DU+/6)

133 Licht mistake was not getting rid of everyone at the start. Mo point finding the viper nest only to let the vipers stay.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 07, 2023 12:09 PM (vM4dW)

Yeah, the swift firing of a few loudmouth untouchables would've done wonders for his credit and getting cooperation.

But, the box is open now and Schrödinger's cat is dead, deceased and gone to the Choir Invisible.

However, Our Betters of CNN are going to wait until the cat is rotten and stinking up the place and riddled with flies and crawling with maggots and of no use to anyone, not even as a hobo snack.

And then they'll finally know that Yes, the cat is dead.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 12:19 PM (fb7jX)

134 I don't think there's any market out there anymore for any version of CNN. MSNBC has locked down the far left demo; nothing CNN can do will win that back. And outside of a lot of Mexican Weather Girls, CNN couldn't possibly do anything to appeal to people like me. So what market segment are they chasing? They don't know, that's why they're guaranteed to fail.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:19 PM (i9ffA)

135 Newsreaders have to be pretty easy to replace. Where do they get their power from?

Oh, I'll never tell

Posted by: Anderson Cooper ordering another case of chapstick at June 07, 2023 12:19 PM (lc5cP)

136 His Jeopardy appearance says it all about news readers.
Posted by: polynikes

That was hilarious. He actually went into negative $$ and the show had to front him money to stay in the game as it was for charity. An actual wolf would have done better.

Posted by: Cheri at June 07, 2023 12:20 PM (oiNtH)

137 Will they rehire Tater and Lemon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 12:20 PM (63Dwl)

138 One mistake I think conservatives make is thinking media outlets care all that much about making money. They don't.

It's about power, prestige and influence. As long as they can keep the lights on, it's a win.

Bezos didn't buy the WP because he saw dollar signs, he wanted the platform. Same with Musk.

Even though CNN has the audience of a small YouTube channel, it can still drive a narrative that influences the news and election outcomes.

Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 12:20 PM (cOFom)

139 Hard to believe it has been 43 years since CNN came online. I recall my father in laws declaration of what a great step forward it was to have live news in real time from all over the globe.

Of course he did eventually accept CNN was a bogus clown show not to be trusted for news.

Posted by: DanMan at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (DB6tu)

140 Isn't Lib Cunt redundant?

Posted by: Romeo13
===

AWFL LibCunt triple redudency

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (17s+e)

141 Heard this on a talk show earlier. One of the hosts said to the effect, "Why can't they just report the news, fairly and objectively?"

No one else is doing that. Guess there's no market for a good product without a political bias built in. Someone would have to clean out the Aegean (sp?) stables, no doubt.

Posted by: RM at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (0eYOS)

142 We who are about to ratings-die, salute you!

Posted by: The dozen CNN CEOs for the next year at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (nRMeC)

143 Does he need a yacht babe? I'll be available soon.
Posted by: Meggie Sparkle Markle at June 07, 2023 12:16 PM (Angsy)

Yacht, not Panamax.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (z/ifB)

144 The new ratings war between the cable newz outlets is going to be a race to the bottom.

Especially if this experiment Tucker's toying with at Twitter takes off. I bet others follow suit if it does.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (Q4IgG)

145 So there is a way to get rid of a Litch without using Holy Water and a battalion of clerics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (SW3Kq)

146 137 Will they rehire Tater and Lemon?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 12:20 PM (63Dwl)

Question is... Will they bring them back ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (bs+z0)

147
It seems to me like the same miscalculation Disney, Bud Lite, and other brand made: they misunderstood their customer base. Hard lefties expected something of CNN -- propaganda, hate, gay anchors -- and they didn't like this "facts" and "balance" thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (lCaJd)

148 Have there been any studies linking brain damage to the use of hair spray? Mind you that wouldn't account for Tater.

Posted by: NL at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (eGTCV)

149 If he'd fired 80% of the on air people and their hangers on effectively taken the network offline for a couple weeks and reconstituted the presence he'd be better off and so would CNN given Fox's implosion.

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (8erNz)

150 What about this candidate? Marcus Licinius Crassus. He seems to have a knack at controlling rebellious troops.

- Overheard in the CNN Boardroom.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 12:22 PM (gmo/4)

151 That is just idiotic management. You never let the employees rebel and throw someone out, especially woke cranks like the people at CNN. Its like throwing more bloody meat into the shark scrum. Just bad thinking all around.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:22 PM (0hOvj)

152 117 This strategy of making CNN a news network was always a problem. First jettison the partisan programming. Second loss the audience you have. Third build up a reputation as an actual news network, Fourth gain an audience interested in actual news.
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I think you're missing something big. The C in CNN stands for CIA. CNN is broadcast throughout DoD, DoS, and CIA worldwide. It is the US's state mouthpiece worldwide. If you want to clean up CNN your gonna have to clean out Deep State.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 12:22 PM (LQjWA)

153 There's a Law and Order episode where a reporter does exactly what Jerry Rivers did. And when he got back to the States, he got shot.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 12:22 PM (rLD7a)

154 Bezos didn't buy the WP because he saw dollar signs, he wanted the platform. Same with Musk.

Back in the day a leftist talking point was that the media was rightwing because it was owned by big companies like GE.

And in fairness you can identify the difference in coverage of companies like GE before and after they bought a news outlet.

But...the left doesn't like that talking point when it comes to the Bezos Post or the Slim Times

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 12:22 PM (lc5cP)

155

Tucker Carlson's 10 minute premiere "episode" on Twitter probably had more viewers in a day than CNN had all month.

Total whorehouse network that's barely above 500 watt college radio station.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2023 12:22 PM (x0n13)

156 I see Tuckers new Twatter video has in excess of 60M views. Damn.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 12:22 PM (to8pj)

157 CNN idiots being CNN idiots. CNN will be gone gone gone within 15 months.

Posted by: Whiskey Mike at June 07, 2023 12:22 PM (e64iX)

158 The CNN turd is still not a banana.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 07, 2023 12:23 PM (ik/65)

159 What about this candidate? Marcus Licinius Crassus. He seems to have a knack at controlling rebellious troops.

- Overheard in the CNN Boardroom.
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He swallowed something that disagreed with him.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 12:23 PM (fxrF8)

160 154 Bezos didn't buy the WP because he saw dollar signs, he wanted the platform. Same with Musk.

Back in the day a leftist talking point was that the media was rightwing because it was owned by big companies like GE.

And in fairness you can identify the difference in coverage of companies like GE before and after they bought a news outlet.

But...the left doesn't like that talking point when it comes to the Bezos Post or the Slim Times
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 12:22 PM (lc5cP)

What good is having the platform without readers/viewers?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2023 12:23 PM (x0n13)

161 Yacht, not Panamax.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (z/ifB)
++++
Meghan Sparkles is a nasty harridan and whore, but she isn't fat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:23 PM (DU+/6)

162 Cementing CNN's lock on dead last as a "news" platform. Couldn't happen to a better bunch of useful idiots for the Marxist Democrat regime.

Posted by: FrankinTexas at June 07, 2023 12:23 PM (e9l8y)

163 So when will the CNN studios start housing the homeless?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2023 12:24 PM (SW3Kq)

164 Especially if this experiment Tucker's toying with at Twitter takes off. I bet others follow suit if it does.

It looks absurdly successful so far, but maybe that's just novelty and it will tail off. There is a lot of buzz around that first episode, though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:24 PM (0hOvj)

165 146 137 Will they rehire Tater and Lemon?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 12:20 PM (63Dwl)

Question is... Will they bring them back ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (bs+z0)

and then they'd be back to the Awful Truth that Hey, nobody was watching these guys when they were on before, nobody is going to watch them now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:24 PM (i9ffA)

166 What good is having the platform without readers/viewers?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2023 12:23 PM (x0n13)

Money laundering and buying influenece via salaries to nepots and hangers on.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 12:24 PM (OSnEI)

167 CNN's ratings in the Cat Lady demo is gonna be lit as fuck!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 12:25 PM (17s+e)

168 Modelo is an AB-INBEV brand unfortunately.

Negra Modelo was long my favorite.

Find something else.

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2023 12:25 PM (8erNz)

169
No one else is doing that. Guess there's no market for a good product without a political bias built in.

Only watching partisan goal oriented news opens you up to making mistakes so in theory politicians and bureaucrats especially need to understand what is really going on in the world.

But the current junta is highly invested in rewarding individuals that make such "mistakes" in the interest of advancing their goals.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 12:25 PM (lc5cP)

170 {160} ... What good is having the platform without readers/viewers?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2023 12:23 PM (x0n13)

It isn't, but vain virtue signalers gotta virtue signal.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2023 12:25 PM (nRMeC)

171 Now I'm thinking of that scene with the Sultan of Morocco in "The Wind and the Lion."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 12:18 PM (fxrF

It is so hard to be Sul-TAN.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 12:25 PM (gmo/4)

172
Well, they finally found somebody more bland than Jeb! and Pence. I give you the Governor of ND, whatshisname.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Get the Burgumentum!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 12:25 PM (63Dwl)

173 Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
I wonder if the new CEO will be a white male.

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I'm thinking a libcunt of color.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 12:25 PM (FVME7)

174 and then they'd be back to the Awful Truth that Hey, nobody was watching these guys when they were on before, nobody is going to watch them now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:24 PM (i9ffA)

So you're saying they're perfect...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 12:25 PM (bs+z0)

175 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2023 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

176 Have there been any studies linking brain damage to the use of hair spray? Mind you that wouldn't account for Tater.
Posted by: NL at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM

I think Gen X would have shown signs of Aqua-Net toxicity by now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 12:25 PM (5sOEG)

177 It looks absurdly successful so far, but maybe that's just novelty and it will tail off. There is a lot of buzz around that first episode, though.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:24 PM (0hOvj)
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It will drop off. The question is "how much?"

If it falls by 90%, he still has as many viewers as he did on Fox. It's a long, long way down before he's doing worse than he was before.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (DU+/6)

178 161 Yacht, not Panamax.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM (z/ifB)
++++
Meghan Sparkles is a nasty harridan and whore, but she isn't fat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:23 PM (DU+/6)

Oh I was thinking the fat Meghan.

Wasted a joke. That's so sad.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (z/ifB)

179 F*ck CNN.

Back to the basement. They're not the tuck who'd f*ck himself, they're they chick in the hole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

180 It looks absurdly successful so far, but maybe that's just novelty and it will tail off. There is a lot of buzz around that first episode, though.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:24 PM (0hOvj)

That's going to be up to Tucker, and his content.

I'll bet an interview by Tucker of RFK Jr would get over 100 million views.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (i9ffA)

181 Biden's diplomacy rolls on!

From MEMRI:

On the occasion of Pride Month, which is celebrated annually across the world for the entire month of June, U.S. Ambassador to Qatar Timmy T. Davis posted a tweet to mark the month and stressed the importance of treating all people with respect: "Happy Pride! LGBTQI+ people deserve dignity, safety, and joy, this month and throughout the year. One June 1, I reminded my staff @usembassydoha to treat colleagues and everyone else with respect."

Davis's tweet sparked furious responses from the Qatari media and from public figures in the country, who accused him of supporting perversion and unnatural human behavior and of imposing his own values on Qatari society, which opposes them. As ambassador to Qatar, they argued, Davis should respect the religion and the customs of Qatari society and refrain from tweeting messages supporting the LGBTQI+ community.

Even private corporations have the sense not to do the Pride s*it in the Middle East.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (2tUFv)

182 Is CNN still on Twitter?? Why?

Posted by: runner at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (6LjpC)

183 Oh I was thinking the fat Meghan.

Wasted a joke. That's so sad.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (z/ifB)
++++
LOL. Don't worry, it'll be ever green.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (DU+/6)

184 Was it just me or was Ace crueler than usual this morning about CNN?

I think VDH would approve.

Posted by: Blanco at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (yMc+2)

185 So the c-word is totes OK now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (QcZmm)

186 I'm thinking a libcunt of color.

I remember when Pepsi hired an Indian female CEO and she basically came out and said "f*ck the US" but...people still drink their swill.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (lc5cP)

187 May be Elon can find a place for Licht..... may be Licht could anchor The Treason Hour on Twitter .

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at June 07, 2023 12:27 PM (sDBvp)

188 Tucker at 76 million views

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 12:27 PM (t/2Uw)

189 Modelo is an AB-INBEV brand unfortunately.

Negra Modelo was long my favorite.

Find something else.

Posted by: JEM
===

Yep, mine too. This is the first boycott where I actually bought a boycotted product.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 12:27 PM (17s+e)

190 CNN, the Air America of cable networks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2023 12:27 PM (SW3Kq)

191 If you're gonna shred Tater, you've got to shred everyone he worked with, at one chop.

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2023 12:27 PM (8erNz)

192
If he'd fired 80% of the on air people and their hangers on effectively taken the network offline for a couple weeks and reconstituted the presence he'd be better off and so would CNN given Fox's implosion.
Posted by: JEM

If he had fired everyone and for a whole month just had camera panning from a wind gauge, a thermometer and an anemometer in a continuous loop CNN would have had better ratings and more interest in its content as folks tried to guess in which city the instruments were making their measurements.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 12:27 PM (pNxlR)

193 This leggy blonde in a tight dress will continue posing with hot cars instead of watching CNN - but she *will* spare a moment to chuckle about their dumpster fire of a network:
https://tinyurl.com/bdesynrk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:28 PM (DU+/6)

194 Is Licht's nickname "Bud?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 12:28 PM (fxrF8)

195 176 Have there been any studies linking brain damage to the use of hair spray? Mind you that wouldn't account for Tater.
Posted by: NL at June 07, 2023 12:21 PM

What?

Posted by: 80's Hair Bands at June 07, 2023 12:28 PM (PiwSw)

196 Hey, Sponge! Good to see you. Missed you this morning.

Your absence from the earlier threads will be reflected in your quarterly review.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 12:29 PM (QcZmm)

197 He swallowed something that disagreed with him.

Molten gold will do that to you

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:29 PM (0hOvj)

198 Have there been any studies linking brain damage to the use of hair spray? Mind you that wouldn't account for Tater.

Tater got baked a few times too many IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 12:29 PM (lc5cP)

199 Mass media management, cnn , fox, all of them are idiots . The have no clue how to run anything!

Posted by: runner at June 07, 2023 12:29 PM (6LjpC)

200 183 Oh I was thinking the fat Meghan.

Wasted a joke. That's so sad.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (z/ifB)
++++
LOL. Don't worry, it'll be ever green.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (DU+/6)

ISWYDT

Posted by: TexasDan at June 07, 2023 12:29 PM (z/ifB)

201
That time in stir certainly enriched Mr. Ace's criminal vernacular.

Posted by: Auspex at June 07, 2023 12:29 PM (j4U/Z)

202 I'll bet an interview by Tucker of RFK Jr would get over 100 million views.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (i9ffA)
===

Tucker already did an RFK interview on his YouTube channel about the "vaccine" for the china flu. It was quite good.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 12:29 PM (17s+e)

203 I think you're missing something big. The C in CNN stands for CIA. CNN is broadcast throughout DoD, DoS, and CIA worldwide. It is the US's state mouthpiece worldwide. If you want to clean up CNN your gonna have to clean out Deep State.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 12:22 PM (LQjWA)

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Indeed. CNN International has been a foreign PsyOp from the get-go, and one reason so many foreigners have a very bad impression of -- if not hate -- America in general and Trump in particular (ask my "conservative" cousins in Canada how I know).

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 12:30 PM (vk+y5)

204 Sparkle Farkle (with a gag) > John McCain's brat

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 12:30 PM (lc5cP)

205 If he had fired everyone and for a whole month just had camera panning from a wind gauge, a thermometer and an anemometer in a continuous loop CNN would have had better ratings and more interest in its content as folks tried to guess in which city the instruments were making their measurements.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 12:27 PM (pNxlR)

Hand Shadow Puppets. That's what they should've gone with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:30 PM (i9ffA)

206 We're trying to sell the rainbow shit in Qatar?

When do they go in to a Belt and Road joint venture with China?

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2023 12:30 PM (8erNz)

207 When I was in graduate school in 1983 in Louisiana, my buddy and I took a job posted on the bulletin board to move some chick’s furniture to Atlanta who had gotten a job with CNN. Never met her as it was arranged by her father? who supplied the U Haul and truck. A few days later after we had returned, the father? called saying the chick claimed some of the furniture was damaged( it was not) . Since that time I always related this privileged lying chick to CNN.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 12:30 PM (MNhXM)

208 And yet Modelo Especial is an Am InBev brand.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2023 12:30 PM (vg8N1)

209 I remember when Pepsi hired an Indian female CEO and she basically came out and said "f*ck the US" but...people still drink their swill.

People seem to be (finally) paying more attention to that stuff lately. Although having a crappy opinion on stuff bothers the public a lot less than preying on children.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:31 PM (0hOvj)

210 Boycotting Target and Butt Light = fascism

Boycotting CNN = saving dEmoCracY

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 12:31 PM (OalnH)

211 CNN: A media business where the ~~inmates~~ talking airheads are in charge.

Posted by: RickZ at June 07, 2023 12:31 PM (emlEe)

212 Qatar?

Now who's being the ugly insensitive American?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2023 12:32 PM (SW3Kq)

213 Whatever happened to bosses who did boss stuff like fire people for stuff like insubordination?

Posted by: NL at June 07, 2023 12:32 PM (eGTCV)

214 Modelo is an AB-INBEV brand unfortunately.

Negra Modelo was long my favorite.

Find something else.

Posted by: JEM

--

I'm just recently learning that AB-INBEV owns lots of local brews, breweries, and restaurants.

https://tinyurl.com/2j6nmrpo

The cancer is down to what you think are mom and pop stores.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 07, 2023 12:32 PM (t5d6b)

215
CNN, from "most trusted name in news" to "most busted name in news" to ''most busted."

Behold the power of woke.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 07, 2023 12:32 PM (KATBx)

216 This leggy blonde in a tight dress will continue posing with hot cars instead of watching CNN - but she *will* spare a moment to chuckle about their dumpster fire of a network:

A solid, if conservative, entry. Ball's in your court, Fen.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 12:32 PM (eOEVl)

217 What good is having the platform without readers/viewers?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
___

It's unfortunate, but when one of the traditional media outlets "blesses" something, it becomes part of the conversation.

Had the NY Times not covered Hillary's secret server story, she probably would have been President. How many people actually read the NY Times?

Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 12:32 PM (cOFom)

218 >>193 This leggy blonde in a tight dress will continue posing with hot cars instead of watching CNN - but she *will* spare a moment to chuckle about their dumpster fire of a network:
https://tinyurl.com/bdesynrk
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Hot hot hot. I wonder how she handles a stick?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 12:32 PM (to8pj)

219 AI faces with computer-generated speech from text should be the new CNN. Go full Max Headroom.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:32 PM (0hOvj)

220 Don Lemon is trending on Twitter because apparently to the lefties rehiring Don Lemon & Chris Cuomo are the solution to all of CNN's problems.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 07, 2023 12:33 PM (MFZ8i)

221 Fish fry!

The purr-fect catfish! World record 9ft 4¼in fish is caught in Italian river after the 'monster' put up a 43-minute struggle

https://tinyurl.com/5n96hhca

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 12:33 PM (FVME7)

222 That new Tucker show isn't legit. There aren't any commercials!

Posted by: Nit wits? What are they? at June 07, 2023 12:33 PM (ik/65)

223 If he had fired everyone and for a whole month just had camera panning from a wind gauge, a thermometer and an anemometer in a continuous loop CNN would have had better ratings and more interest in its content as folks tried to guess in which city the instruments were making their measurements.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 12:27 PM (pNxlR)

Hand Shadow Puppets. That's what they should've gone with.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:30 PM

I always liked Mary Katherine Hamm's "The Week in Peeps".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 12:33 PM (5sOEG)

224 Re 181: Yikes. The smart staff members at that embassy are bugging out immediately for "family emergencies" back home.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2023 12:33 PM (nRMeC)

225 Tucker already did an RFK interview on his YouTube channel about the "vaccine" for the china flu. It was quite good.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 12:29 PM (17s+e)

RFK was just banned by YouTube and Instagram. He's looking for an outlet to get his messages out - Tucker is looking for content that other's won't cover. At this moment, each of them is exactly what the other one needs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:33 PM (i9ffA)

226 remember when Pepsi hired an Indian female CEO and she basically came out and said "f*ck the US" but...people still drink their swill.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (lc5cP)

IIRC, it was Indra Nooyi.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 12:33 PM (ZSK0i)

227 This leggy blonde in a tight dress will continue posing with hot cars instead of watching CNN

Lovely face, not too slutty, I approve.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:33 PM (0hOvj)

228 The purr-fect catfish! World record 9ft 4¼in fish is caught in Italian river after the 'monster' put up a 43-minute struggle
-----------
A little big for noodling.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 12:34 PM (fxrF8)

229 oh noes, anyways,

Posted by: no 6 at June 07, 2023 12:34 PM (PXvVL)

230 Fish fry!

The purr-fect catfish! World record 9ft 4¼in fish is caught in Italian river after the 'monster' put up a 43-minute struggle

https://tinyurl.com/5n96hhca
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 12:33 PM (FVME7)
++++
Not *that's* a big fish

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:34 PM (DU+/6)

231 Hey, Sponge! Good to see you. Missed you this morning.

Your absence from the earlier threads will be reflected in your quarterly review.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 12:29 PM (QcZmm)

----------

He was likely in a Sea Privilege Sensitivity Training Indoctrination class.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 12:34 PM (GS6ud)

232 "What does it tell you when this guy gets hundreds of millions of views? What does that tell you? And right on its heels the guy who was going to be the savior at CNN is gone. CNN is dead. It's a sack of maggots."

~Alex Jones

Whooped 'em again Josey! Whooped 'em again!
Right boy, whooped again.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at June 07, 2023 12:34 PM (dzZCL)

233 168 Modelo is an AB-INBEV brand unfortunately.

Rest easy Modelo fans. The beer is not owned by AB in the US. The US rights/distribution are owned by Constellation Brands.

When you buy Modelo, the dollars go to Constellation, not AB.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 07, 2023 12:34 PM (t4BDZ)

234 The purr-fect catfish! World record 9ft 4¼in fish is caught in Italian river after the 'monster' put up a 43-minute struggle

I hope the fish was released. He earned it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 12:34 PM (eOEVl)

235 Hot hot hot. I wonder how she handles a stick?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 12:32 PM (to8pj)

Automatically.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2023 12:35 PM (Angsy)

236 The purr-fect catfish! World record 9ft 4¼in fish is caught in Italian river after the 'monster' put up a 43-minute struggle

Yeah that thing is truly a monster, it is so vast its difficult to wrap my head around. It looks like someone's photoshop its so cartoonishly vast. I know catfish get big but holy crap.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:35 PM (0hOvj)

237 I'm just recently learning that AB-INBEV owns lots of local brews, breweries, and restaurants.

___

AB, MolsonCoors, Heineken and Carlsberg own something like 1000 beer brands between them.

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 12:35 PM (OalnH)

238 Didn't fire enough, fast enough.

Kill or be killed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 07, 2023 12:35 PM (xcxpd)

239 Wouldn't be too shocked (a little shocked, but not too much) to see some countries kick out the US ambassadors and maybe even break off relations over the rainbow mafia nonsense.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 12:35 PM (/EuRN)

240 A 'monster' catfish could be the largest ever caught at a staggering 9ft 4 1/4 inches

--

This can't be right. I routinely saw catfish in the back of trucks on the Tennessee River down in Alabama that would be touching the cab and hanging out of the open tailgate.

I guess no one ever bothered reporting them, though.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 07, 2023 12:35 PM (t5d6b)

241 224 Re 181: Yikes. The smart staff members at that embassy are bugging out immediately for "family emergencies" back home.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2023 12:33 PM (nRMeC)

And if it's about that "Pride" shit, I'm gonna say that I'm on the Qatari's side on this one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:35 PM (i9ffA)

242 The two pillars of Cabal are DC area property values and the morale of DC apparatchiks.

CNN is about DC mood support and direction. And funneling money to key apparatchiks.

It has some utility in foreign countries as well.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 12:35 PM (OSnEI)

243 >>Re 181: Yikes. The smart staff members at that embassy are bugging out immediately for "family emergencies" back home.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

I read that as buggering out.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 12:35 PM (to8pj)

244 Where is TJM to poormouth the Mannix Girl and tell us he would not bang her?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 12:36 PM (QcZmm)

245 This isn't the end of the story. CNN is owned by Warner Bros and is less then 10% of their revenue. WB's CEO, David Zaslav, is not a fan of the network and wants their programming to change. He is responsible for Licht and the new COO, Leavy. The "on air talent" ain't gonna bring him down. If they were so good- why is the network tanking? That's a question being asked by a lot of people. My opinion? I think Licht was a trial balloon and a lot of people outed themselves. Leavy has been trying to show some deference to the "talentless", but I honestly believe that's because Zaslav is tired of this crap.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 12:36 PM (paWNQ)

246 Imagine that guy before cameras. No, seriously the damn thing was almost three meters! I fought it for 45 minutes!!!

Yeah sure, Giuseppe, maybe no more wine for you?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:36 PM (0hOvj)

247 That new Tucker show isn't legit. There aren't any commercials!

Posted by: Nit wits? What are they? at June 07, 2023 12:33 PM (ik/65)

Quite right. Can't believe a damn thing that lying scumbag, Tucker Carlson, says.

Posted by: Pfizer Cash, Unlimited at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (emlEe)

248 I read that as buggering out.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 12:35 PM (to8pj)

Well it is pride Month

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (bs+z0)

249 193 This leggy blonde in a tight dress will continue posing with hot cars instead of watching CNN - but she *will* spare a moment to chuckle about their dumpster fire of a network:
https://tinyurl.com/bdesynrk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:28 PM (DU+/6)

__

Is it weird that my first focus was on the car and not her?

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (OalnH)

250 92 Posted by: Elric Blade at June 07, 2023 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

I don’t think anyone said boycotts are bad. I think just pointing out caving to boycotts by such a small percentage of viewers is retarded.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 12:14 PM (MNhXM)

___________

Yes, but that "small percentage" is indeed CNN's core audience. Without them, they have no audience at all.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

251 And if it's about that "Pride" shit, I'm gonna say that I'm on the Qatari's side on this one.

Remember when a US soldier caught one of our allies in 'Stan raping a boy and beat the shit out of the pedo and...the US court martialed him?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (lc5cP)

252 Is the Under Secretary of Buggery Sam Brinton still in the stir?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (SW3Kq)

253 Video: twitter.com/MrOlmos/status/1666270245483606017
Sergio Olmos
@MrOlmos
Multiple anti-LGBTQ protestors push against police officers, eventually some push past police and fight with LGBTQ.

An LGBTQ supporter who is tackled and beaten on the ground by protestors ends up arrested by Glendale police.
7:25 PM · Jun 6, 2023

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (MFZ8i)

254 So the c-word is totes OK now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (QcZmm)

For Ace...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (lIySD)

255 193 This leggy blonde in a tight dress will continue posing with hot cars instead of watching CNN - but she *will* spare a moment to chuckle about their dumpster fire of a network:
https://tinyurl.com/bdesynrk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:28 PM (DU+/6)

My type, she is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (xcxpd)

256 down in Alabama that would be touching the cab and hanging out of the open tailgate.

I guess no one ever bothered reporting them, though.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 07, 2023 12:35 PM (t5d6b)

Alabamians just have bigger feet than Italicans.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (/EuRN)

257 Is it weird that my first focus was on the car and not her?

Tell me you like vacations in Provincetown without telling me you like vacations in Provincetown

Posted by: Not that there is anything wrong with that at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (lc5cP)

258 213 Whatever happened to bosses who fired people for insubordination and stuff. My Dad, the baker, had a small shop with two other Finns working for him. They would get tuned up, give the Old Man some shit, so he would fire them. Reality set in that you can't run a three man shop by yourself, so Dad would go on tour to all the bars in walking distance (a lot of them) and all three would come back drunk as lords, ready for another day of adventures in baking. This was an every other month event.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (rLD7a)

259 I nominate Sam Brinton to be the new US Ambassador to Qatar.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (PiwSw)

260 254 So the c-word is totes OK now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (QcZmm)

For Ace...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (lIySD)

I mean I call him that all the time.

Not when he's awake, of course.

So just, you know, most of the time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (/EuRN)

261 The only Tucker I watch is me in the mirror tee hee

Posted by: David French at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (fJwxk)

262 I think Chuck Todd will show up one of these days in the CNN lineup. He just left Meet the Press.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (lf83v)

263 I think Licht was a trial balloon and a lot of people outed themselves. Leavy has been trying to show some deference to the "talentless", but I honestly believe that's because Zaslav is tired of this crap.

I want to believe that's true. Licht certainly was not up to the job, at all, but maybe that's because he was not given enough power to discipline and/or fire people and had no real leverage. If so, that's on his bosses, not him.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (0hOvj)

264 188 Tucker at 76 million views

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 12:27 PM (t/2Uw)

+++++

What an embarrassing abysmal failure.

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (r2Mtq)

265 Hot hot hot. I wonder how she handles a stick?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 12:32 PM

Three on the tree, of four on the floor?

Does she double-clutch?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (a3Q+t)

266 If the GOP loses next year...

A new bill making its way through the California state legislature would require students in K-12 to learn about “fake news,” according to standards that will be set by the state.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (jzzG8)

267 Rest easy Modelo fans. The beer is not owned by AB in the US. The US rights/distribution are owned by Constellation Brands.

When you buy Modelo, the dollars go to Constellation, not AB.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
==

No Constellation Brands is the distributor in the US for Modelo. ABInBev owns the beer factories that produce Modello. So some, not all goes to ABInBev.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (17s+e)

268 Hey, Sponge! Good to see you. Missed you this morning.

Your absence from the earlier threads will be reflected in your quarterly review.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 12:29 PM (QcZmm)

Had a procedure done this morning.....just had to jump online to do a few things and thought I'd check in. I'm going to go lay down now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

269 IIRC, it was Indra Nooyi.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 12:33 PM (ZSK0i)

She's no Karenjit Kaur Vohra.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2023 12:39 PM (ufFY8)

270
My type, she is.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (xcxpd)

She can TYPE?!? HIRED!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2023 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

271 Is it weird that my first focus was on the car and not her?

Kohl's has a sale on Crocs FYI

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 12:39 PM (to8pj)

272 Is it weird that my first focus was on the car and not her?
Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (OalnH)

I've got news for you...

Posted by: Ice-T at June 07, 2023 12:39 PM (PiwSw)

273 Is it weird that my first focus was on the car and not her?

Bentley? I can't really identify it

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:39 PM (0hOvj)

274 OK, Sponge. Rest up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 12:39 PM (QcZmm)

275 Video: twitter.com/MrOlmos/status/1666270245483606017
Sergio Olmos
@MrOlmos
Multiple anti-LGBTQ protestors push against police officers, eventually some push past police and fight with LGBTQ.

--

It's an interesting narrative, but I guarantee antifa/The Gays threw the first punch and then tried to run like girls.

You notice the video didn't capture what it claims.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 07, 2023 12:40 PM (t5d6b)

276 Anna Puma

Guard your luggage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 07, 2023 12:40 PM (u82oZ)

277 Should have said 'in the pokey.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2023 12:40 PM (SW3Kq)

278 Maybe kicking the queers of of CNN and replacing them with Trannies would turn things around?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 12:40 PM (LQjWA)

279 267 No Constellation Brands is the distributor in the US for Modelo. ABInBev owns the beer factories that produce Modello. So some, not all goes to ABInBev.

big ol' drop forges, no doubt.

Posted by: anachronda at June 07, 2023 12:40 PM (sGtp+)

280 Even I looked at the catfish. It is big. Really big. Wonder if it would be good eatin.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 12:40 PM (t/2Uw)

281 So the c-word is totes OK now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (QcZmm)

For Ace...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (lIySD)

That's why I add the umlaut. Makes it seem more sophisticated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2023 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

282 Bringing Don LeMon back?

Posted by: BignJames at June 07, 2023 12:41 PM (AwYPR)

283 Maybe kicking the queers of of CNN and replacing them with Trannies would turn things around?

Would they have those little dresses and glass desks like they do on Fox?

Posted by: David French at June 07, 2023 12:41 PM (lc5cP)

284 OK, Sponge. Rest up.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 12:39 PM (QcZmm)

Thanks......Much appreciated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2023 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

285 A 'monster' catfish could be the largest ever caught at a staggering 9ft 4 1/4 inches

This can't be right. I routinely saw catfish in the back of trucks on the Tennessee River down in Alabama that would be touching the cab and hanging out of the open tailgate.

I guess no one ever bothered reporting them, though.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 07, 2023 12:35 PM

When I was about 10-12 years old we went camping at the Kentucky State Park on Dale Hollow Lake. There was a dive team going around to check on the bridges that summer. We were told that one of the guys came back up and refused to dive again. He claims he saw a catfish that was bigger than he was feeding on the bottom near a bridge support pier. I remember seeing monster size catfish come out of that lake and I helped eat more than a few of them but I don't remember any 9ft long catfish.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 07, 2023 12:41 PM (ncXxy)

286 >>>They would get tuned up, give the Old Man some shit, so he would fire them.

If these were China Swedes as alleged the whole convo was probably 15 words.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 12:41 PM (OSnEI)

287 That new Tucker show isn't legit. There aren't any commercials!

Posted by: Nit wits? What are they?

Then how am I going to find out that Lume destinkafies my butt crack?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 12:41 PM (FVME7)

288 That's why I add the umlaut. Makes it seem more sophisticated.

Nods

Posted by: Blue �yster Cult at June 07, 2023 12:41 PM (lc5cP)

289 Would they have those little dresses and glass desks like they do on Fox?
Posted by: David French at June 07, 2023 12:41 PM (lc5cP)

You just want to see Piss Wallace do a Sharon Stone in a little black pencil dress, don't you?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 12:41 PM (/EuRN)

290 Bringing Don LeMon back?
Posted by: BignJames at June 07, 2023 12:41 PM (AwYPR)

I'm quite sure they thanked him for doing that dirty work as they walked him out the door.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2023 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

291 Multiple anti-LGBTQ protestors push against police officers, eventually some push past police and fight with LGBTQ.

An LGBTQ supporter who is tackled and beaten on the ground by protestors ends up arrested by Glendale police.

I like the guy who keeps saying "you're a piece of chit".

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 12:41 PM (eOEVl)

292 253 Video: twitter.com/MrOlmos/status/1666270245483606017
Sergio Olmos
@MrOlmos
Multiple anti-LGBTQ protestors push against police officers, eventually some push past police and fight with LGBTQ.

An LGBTQ supporter who is tackled and beaten on the ground by protestors ends up arrested by Glendale police.
7:25 PM · Jun 6, 2023
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM (MFZ8i)
_______

Except the video doesn't show that. I'll bet you almost any amount of money this was instigated and started by Antifa and/or Big Fag.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 07, 2023 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

293 I want to believe that's true. Licht certainly was not up to the job, at all, but maybe that's because he was not given enough power to discipline and/or fire people and had no real leverage. If so, that's on his bosses, not him.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (0hOvj)

My guess is that Licht talked a big game but had no idea as to how to actually deliver.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:42 PM (i9ffA)

294 If the GOP loses next year...

A new bill making its way through the California state legislature would require students in K-12 to learn about “fake news,” according to standards that will be set by the state.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM (jzzG

I think that last word, 'state', should be capitalized.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2023 12:42 PM (emlEe)

295 Dylan Mulvaney on CNN?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2023 12:42 PM (SW3Kq)

296 CNN needs to fire everybody and run music videos 24/7 for 40 straight days while they re-tool the line-up to the right of Fox. Which ain't really that far right anymore.

Posted by: whatchulookinat at June 07, 2023 12:42 PM (fiQ0w)

297 So the c-word is totes OK now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 12:26 PM (QcZmm)

Cretard?

Posted by: So hard to keep track at June 07, 2023 12:43 PM (fiChp)

298 If you really want to boycott AB beer, get one of those home brew kits that were popular with my USMC crowd in the early 70s. Those of us that were married would host house parties, with each couple bringing their attempts at brewing. After a bottle or two there would be a run to Safeway.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 12:43 PM (rLD7a)

299
Is it weird that my first focus was on the car and not her?

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 12:37 PM

Nope same thing here. I did come to the conclusion that if he takes care of her as well as he does that beautiful car, I have no chance.

:: rearranges combover ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 12:43 PM (enJYY)

300 I know catfish get big but holy crap.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:35 PM

Missed the opportunity to kick off the rare rounds of fish puns by not stating "holy carp".

Demerits have been awarded to your AttaBoy account.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2023 12:43 PM (a3Q+t)

301 It's actually enjoyable watching the trainwreck that is the collapse of the legacy media. CNN is a mess, Fox shot itself in the nuts, ABC and ESPN are owned by Disney and are money puts shedding employees weekly, and I can't imagine NBC or CBS are much better. The internet has taken over with multiple do it yourself sources and the shutdowns only sped it up. Happy , happy, joy joy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 12:44 PM (OhpJy)

302 :: rearranges combover ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 12:43 PM (enJYY)

This is what we in the Industry call "Situational Awareness"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 12:44 PM (/EuRN)

303 Cretard?

Crenshaw?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2023 12:44 PM (SW3Kq)

304 CNN needs to fire everybody and run music videos 24/7 for 40 straight days

Like "Rock, Rock Til You Drop", that a radio station did for a couple days when they changed formats to heavy metal back in the day.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 07, 2023 12:44 PM (ufFY8)

305 Over/under on a Dylan Mulvaney vs David Hogg cage match?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 12:44 PM (to8pj)

306 UPDATE–12:11 AM EST: CNN public relations executives Kris Coratti and Matt Dornic are also leaving CNN, according to a report.

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 12:44 PM (RHGPo)

307
remember when Pepsi hired an Indian female CEO and she basically came out and said "f*ck the US" but...people still drink their swill.
Posted by: 18-1

IIRC, it was Indra Nooyi.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy

Charlie Gasparino reported that her name had been mentioned as a possible VP candidate to run with Jamie Dimon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 12:44 PM (63Dwl)

308 I give even odds that cnn hires the entire View gang of cuntards to go up against the Five on fox news.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 12:44 PM (17s+e)

309 I'm quite sure they thanked him for doing that dirty work as they walked him out the door.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2023 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Remember that Lemon was actually for fired for verbally pissing on all the female co-hosts he was told to work with. AND for insulting all the guests he was supposed to be interviewing. It should have been called the "Watch Don Lemon act like an ass to everyone he shares the screen with" show.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 12:44 PM (i9ffA)

310 A new bill making its way through the California state legislature would require students in K-12 to learn about “fake news,”

They get taught fake news every day already

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:44 PM (0hOvj)

311 She's no Karenjit Kaur Vohra.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2023 12:39 PM (ufFY

[does image search]

Indeed.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 12:45 PM (ZSK0i)

312 Cretard?

Crenshaw?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2023 12:44 PM (SW3Kq)

Crawfish? Or is it crayfish? Some people get crazy over which one you use.

Posted by: 'Specially at June 07, 2023 12:45 PM (fiChp)

313 Is it weird that my first focus was on the car and not her?

Bentley? I can't really identify it
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:39 PM

In order I went, her, aircraft,car,her,aircraft,car,her,aircraft,her,her,her. What a body.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 07, 2023 12:45 PM (GwxCX)

314 Charlie Gasparino reported that her name had been mentioned as a possible VP candidate to run with Jamie Dimon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 12:44 PM (63Dwl)

Time to start drinking heavily.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2023 12:45 PM (ZSK0i)

315 Crawfish? Or is it crayfish? Some people get crazy over which one you use.
Posted by: 'Specially at June 07, 2023 12:45 PM (fiChp)

Crawdad?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 12:45 PM (/EuRN)

316 This leggy blonde in a tight dress will continue posing with hot cars instead of watching CNN

*****

What disgusting pointy elbows

be better, mannix

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 07, 2023 12:45 PM (VTu1l)

317 Your hero, Fucker Carlson, believes in aliens?! ROFL

Posted by: Sid

Hooooo boy, that's a good one, Sid. *ucker sounds like Tucker. You must have been thinking for days to come up with that.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 12:45 PM (eOEVl)

318 Ughhhhh. STOOPID fat finger.

Posted by: 'Specially if they's Cajun at June 07, 2023 12:46 PM (fiChp)

319 So we’re trouting out the fish puns again?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 12:46 PM (QcZmm)

320 Charlie Gasparino reported that her name had been mentioned as a possible VP candidate to run with Jamie Dimon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 12:44 PM (63Dwl)

__

Don't you have to be a natural citizen to be VP? Or are Dems at the point where they give zero fucks about any rules?

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 12:46 PM (OalnH)

321 IIRC, it was a streeet pooper

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 12:46 PM (MLrvz)

322 CNN is a liberal cesspool.

On a separate note, I really enjoyed the Pride Month segment on Fox this morning highlighting that delightful little transgendered boy that was able to tell his parents that he wasn't a girl even before he was able to speak.

Hopefully his tale will really inspire transgender children under 18 and show them that society really is embracing trans-kids.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 07, 2023 12:46 PM (Zqeqr)

323 That's why I add the umlaut. Makes it seem more sophisticated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 07, 2023 12:40 PM

Do what we do and just drop the u.

Posted by: Cymru Moronae at June 07, 2023 12:47 PM (a3Q+t)

324 315 Crawfish? Or is it crayfish? Some people get crazy over which one you use.
Posted by: 'Specially at June 07, 2023 12:45 PM (fiChp)

Crawdad?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 12:45 PM (/EuRN)

Dad was craven but not a crustacean.

Posted by: Cropping up everywhere at June 07, 2023 12:47 PM (fiChp)

325 Multiple anti-LGBTQ protestors push against police officers, eventually some push past police and fight with LGBTQ.

I'm gonna call total BS on this one

Missed the opportunity to kick off the rare rounds of fish puns by not stating "holy carp".

I have never been good at the pun game

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:47 PM (0hOvj)

326 Former President Donald Trump steamrolled CNN’s Kaitlan Collins during Wednesday’s Townhall event in New Hampshire.

If CNN had actually remember what a "townhall" event was supposed to be, they would have foreseen the outcome. The folks in the 'audience' were supposed to ask the questions, while the moderator was merely a traffic cop, not an interviewer.

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 12:47 PM (RHGPo)

327 315 Crawfish? Or is it crayfish? Some people get crazy over which one you use.
Posted by: 'Specially at June 07, 2023 12:45 PM (fiChp)

Crawdad?
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Mud Bug?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 12:47 PM (LQjWA)

328 Fish puns?

Think will clam up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2023 12:47 PM (SW3Kq)

329 Say Crayfish in Louisiana and you may wind up taking a swim in a gator infested bayou.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 12:48 PM (to8pj)

330 307 Charlie Gaspirino reminds me of some wannabe loser, hanging out at a businessman's social club in old time Youngstown, waiting for a big break from the Capo. And then "Anybody seen Charlie?".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 12:48 PM (rLD7a)

331 This looks like more Nicholas Cage fun.

"Sympathy for the Devil'

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=8IOwEPjQq9M&t=147s

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 12:48 PM (fb7jX)

332 If CNN had actually remember what a "townhall" event was supposed to be, they would have foreseen the outcome. The folks in the 'audience' were supposed to ask the questions, while the moderator was merely a traffic cop, not an interviewer.

But....but...but they might not have asked the questions we wanted them to?

Posted by: CNN at June 07, 2023 12:48 PM (eOEVl)

333 I remember seeing monster size catfish come out of that lake and I helped eat more than a few of them but I don't remember any 9ft long catfish.

--

I think it must be reported completely wrong (Knolls Law?).

Length + weight probably.

All the catfish I remember seeing that were comparable length were very skinny, so that would make sense.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 07, 2023 12:49 PM (t5d6b)

334 Speaking of crayfish, has anyone heard from Maxine Waters?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2023 12:49 PM (PiwSw)

335 Former President Donald Trump steamrolled CNN’s Kaitlan Collins during Wednesday’s Townhall event in New Hampshire.

It was Collins' screen test. She failed, she failed badly.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 12:49 PM (17s+e)

336 Red sky at night, sailors delight.
Orange afternoon sky with haze, Canada is ablaze.

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 12:50 PM (RHGPo)

337 Hey media, someone do a poll on that "anti-LGBTQ+ protesters strike back" video and gauge nationwide support for them.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 07, 2023 12:50 PM (t5d6b)

338 Licht seemed somewhat reasonable, but you can't have that at CNN donthcaknow?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 07, 2023 12:50 PM (VWp7G)

339 This looks like more Nicholas Cage fun.

"Sympathy for the Devil' ...
Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 12:48 PM (fb7jX)
++++
I'll probably go see it. I like Nicholas Cage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 12:50 PM (DU+/6)

340 It was Collins' screen test. She failed, she failed badly.

***************

And she will continue to suck her way to the top per the usual AWFL career path

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 07, 2023 12:50 PM (VTu1l)

341

We Eat da Poo Poo! 💩

*Dances with Don Lemonparty and Shemp Smith*

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at June 07, 2023 12:51 PM (Iq3Ud)

342 Saw this last night.
Remember, cops are like vampires; NEVER invite them in!

Funny how the first thing they do is kill the video.
Why do that, if they are on the up and up?

The dickhead at the end is particularly loathsome.

https://youtu.be/1zqmjQ8-38c

The Civil Rights Lawyer

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 07, 2023 12:51 PM (ufFY8)

343 Hot hot hot. I wonder how she handles a stick?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 12:32 PM

Three on the tree, of four on the floor?

Does she double-clutch?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2023 12:38 PM

For a little extra she'll paddle shift.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 12:52 PM (5sOEG)

344 CNN really shot themselves. They have always, always been in that perfect zone of being batty fruitcake lefty crazypants, but everyone acted like they were "in the middle" because their anchors were all level-headed, calm, soft-spoken, metropolitan....

Then they made the batty fruitcake lefty crazypants obvious and the jig was up. Now in the public imagination they're Just Another Bullshit News Channel full of carnival barkers and goofballs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 12:53 PM (/EuRN)

345 Hakeem Jeffries seems like your typical Angry Black Man stuffed into the body of Mr Spock

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 12:53 PM (RHGPo)

346 I like angry Ace very much.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2023 12:53 PM (0fVbu)

347 267 No Constellation Brands is the distributor in the US for Modelo. ABInBev owns the beer factories that produce Modello. So some, not all goes to ABInBev.

Constellation owns the Piedras Negras brewery where all US-bound Modelo is brewed. The Modelo sold in the US does not benefit AB in any way.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 07, 2023 12:53 PM (t4BDZ)

348 On a separate note, I really enjoyed the Pride Month segment on Fox this morning highlighting that delightful little transgendered boy that was able to tell his parents that he wasn't a girl even before he was able to speak.

I see no way this kind of thing doesn't lead to the child when grown straight up murdering his/her parents for doing this to them and ruining their lives before they've even started.

What a sad, sad horror show.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 12:54 PM (fb7jX)

349 Licht just learned what is apparent to everyone needing to turn anything around: no half measures.

You can't take the same sack of shit that's stinking up your room and turn it into the solution for improving the stank of your room.

You get rid of the shit sack. One Tater and one Lemon ain't gonna do it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 07, 2023 12:54 PM (KbCG3)

350 I see no way this kind of thing doesn't lead to the child when grown straight up murdering his/her parents for doing this to them and ruining their lives before they've even started.

-

The really tragic part is realizing this is the best case scenario.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 07, 2023 12:56 PM (t5d6b)

351 You can't take the same sack of shit that's stinking up your room and turn it into the solution for improving the stank of your room.

You get rid of the shit sack. One Tater and one Lemon ain't gonna do it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 07, 2023 12:54 PM (KbCG3)

The real solution is, when you're looking to move house, don't pick the house with a giant stinking sack of turds in it to be your "fixer-upper" in the first place.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 12:56 PM (/EuRN)

352 I'll probably go see it. I like Nicholas Cage.

Me too, its kind of a guilty pleasure. I mean the dude won an oscar back when they mattered, he has real talent. He's just daffy as Crispin Glover. But every performance, you're getting 100% from him.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:56 PM (0hOvj)

353 CNN's real problem is that there really are no other bipartisan wars to covers, while the Ukraine "special military operation" which is severely censored and propagandized.

CNN made their name on Middle East wars.
MSNBC started with TWA 800.

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 12:56 PM (RHGPo)

354 You can't take the same sack of shit that's stinking up your room and turn it into the solution for improving the stank of your room.

-

LOVE IS LOVE!!!

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 07, 2023 12:57 PM (t5d6b)

355 Well we can see if the rating climb up post Licht. If so they can stay employed. If they stay the same or drop, they can learn to code.

Posted by: Picric at June 07, 2023 12:57 PM (HzuMl)

356 I'll probably go see it. I like Nicholas Cage.

He's one of My favorites

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 12:57 PM (bs+z0)

357 In grade school I liked to play house, because its what all the girls were doing and, well, girls. If my mom and teachers were idiots and insane, they could have decided that means I was secretly a girl.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:57 PM (0hOvj)

358 If I were given carte blanche to fix CNN, here is what I would do.

I would allocate some relative small part of the budget. Let's say $20m or so. Then I'd go to local college theater departments, where kids are used to being on stage, and recruit a bunch of the poorer, prettier, stupider ones.

Then I'd take them to an idiot ranch, where I briefly train them in the differences between stage and TV, offer them modest salaries that seem stupendous to them, and then replace all the on-air talent. And make them pass under the yoke.

Literally. They would be yoked to plows, and forced to turn the earth where I grow the healthy foods their replacements eat when they aren't locked in their CrossFit kennels.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2023 12:57 PM (oINRc)

359 Crawfish? Or is it crayfish? Some people get crazy over which one you use.
Posted by: 'Specially at June 07, 2023 12:45 PM (fiChp)

Bait

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 12:57 PM (gmo/4)

360 Crawfish? Or is it crayfish? Some people get crazy over which one you use.

--

Crawdads

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 07, 2023 12:58 PM (t5d6b)

361 I have had crawfish, its okay but there's not much meat on 'em. Lobster is one of the most overrated foods on earth, its like a lot of seafood in that it doesn't taste like much so its all about how its prepared. Crawfish seems the same to me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:59 PM (0hOvj)

362 CNN's real problem is that there really are no bipartisan wars to cover, while the Ukraine "special military operation" which is severely censored and propagandized.

CNN made their name on Iraq wars.
MSNBC started with TWA 800.
CNN went off the rails with MH370

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 12:59 PM (RHGPo)

363 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2023 12:57 PM (oINRc)

In a statement this afternoon, President Waraiotoko nominated YD to Secretary of the Interior.

There were no survivors.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 01:00 PM (/EuRN)

364 360 Crawfish? Or is it crayfish? Some people get crazy over which one you use.

Mud Bugs

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 01:00 PM (bs+z0)

365 352 I'll probably go see it. I like Nicholas Cage.

Me too, its kind of a guilty pleasure. I mean the dude won an oscar back when they mattered, he has real talent. He's just daffy as Crispin Glover. But every performance, you're getting 100% from him.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:56 PM (0hOvj)

Why would Nic Cage be a guilty pleasure? He's awesome! I loved The Weather Man. Had one of my favorite scenes ever when him and his wife go to a marriage counselor. She has them write something they don't like about the other. The wife writes this really genuine, deep note. He writes, "Blowjobs lack enthusiasm."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 07, 2023 01:00 PM (KbCG3)

366 Literally. They would be yoked to plows, and forced to turn the earth where I grow the healthy foods their replacements eat when they aren't locked in their CrossFit kennels.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2023 12:57 PM (oINRc)
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This is a plan worthy of Zod or Uncle Palp.

*doffs hat*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 01:00 PM (fxrF8)

367 In grade school I liked to play house, because its what all the girls were doing and, well, girls.

House, doctor, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 01:00 PM (eOEVl)

368 352 What I like about Cage is he seems to have a self deprecating sense of humor. One of the movies with Diane Kruger, his body is in trouble with the IRS and the Ferrari is repoed. Cage has a "yeah, I know how that goes" look. Notice I remembered Diane Kruger.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 01:00 PM (rLD7a)

369 Or it could be that Licht failed to get the job done and got shit-canned because he lost control. If that's the case, the next guy is going to take a flame-thrower to the joint and make sure that there's no dissent or treason in the ranks.

Yup. Zaslov has gone nowhere. Licht was the polite request (well, unless you're Tater). The next guy will be much less polite.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2023 01:00 PM (ZGrMX)

370 Constellation owns the Piedras Negras brewery where all US-bound Modelo is brewed. The Modelo sold in the US does not benefit AB in any way.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 07, 2023 12:53 PM (t4BDZ)
===

I'll research that. I hope it is true because my favorite beer is Negra Modelo. Thanks for the input.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 01:01 PM (17s+e)

371 Yup. Zaslov has gone nowhere. Licht was the polite request (well, unless you're Tater). The next guy will be much less polite.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2023 01:00 PM (ZGrMX)

Sell CNN and all its subsidiaries to Russia Today.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 01:01 PM (/EuRN)

372 I have had crawfish, its okay but there's not much meat on 'em. Lobster is one of the most overrated foods on earth, its like a lot of seafood in that it doesn't taste like much so its all about how its prepared. Crawfish seems the same to me.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 12:59 PM (0hOvj)
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Tiger Prawns, OTOH, are yummy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 01:02 PM (fxrF8)

373 352 I'll probably go see it. I like Nicholas Cage.

Me too, its kind of a guilty pleasure. I mean the dude won an oscar back when they mattered, he has real talent. He's just daffy as Crispin Glover. But every performance, you're getting 100% from him.
----------------
Con Air was a masterpiece.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 01:02 PM (LQjWA)

374 Crawdads

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 07, 2023 12:58 PM (t5d6b)

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"That's a misogynist social construct term of the white cisheteropatriarchy oppressor, h8r!"

-- The United Crawmom Front

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 01:02 PM (5ogUe)

375 Sell CNN and all its subsidiaries to Russia Today.

That would be hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2023 01:02 PM (ZGrMX)

376 Nick Cage was hilarious in Moonstruck.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 01:02 PM (QcZmm)

377 He bought his ticket. He knew what he was getting into.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 01:02 PM (JONoC)

378 Con Air was a masterpiece.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 01:02 PM (LQjWA)

Yep.. I even like The Sorcerers Apprentice..... But it is a Disney Film

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 01:03 PM (bs+z0)

379 358 Literally. They would be yoked to plows, and forced to turn the earth where I grow the healthy foods their replacements eat when they aren't locked in their CrossFit kennels.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2023 12:57 PM (oINRc)

OK, but only if you zap them with a cattle prod every time they don't work fast enough.

Posted by: XTC at June 07, 2023 01:03 PM (sm6Pk)

380 Here's what you do:

Convert CNN into a 24/7 news parody network.

But don't tell the anchors.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 01:04 PM (/EuRN)

381 Constellation owns the Piedras Negras brewery where all US-bound Modelo is brewed. The Modelo sold in the US does not benefit AB in any way.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 07, 2023 12:53 PM (t4BDZ)
===

You are correct. ABInBev had to sell that brew factory for anti trust reasons. YES I can buy my favorite beer again!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 01:04 PM (17s+e)

382 342 Saw this last night.
Remember, cops are like vampires; NEVER invite them in!

Funny how the first thing they do is kill the video.
Why do that, if they are on the up and up?

The dickhead at the end is particularly loathsome.

https://youtu.be/1zqmjQ8-38c

The Civil Rights Lawyer
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 07, 2023 12:51 PM (ufFY

How dare you besmirch our Heroes in Blue! Why do you hate police? Why do you hate America? Next time you need help call BLM not 911!

Posted by: Wharglebargle! at June 07, 2023 01:04 PM (fiChp)

383 > Con Air was a masterpiece.
________

Put. The. Bunny. Down.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 01:05 PM (Q4IgG)

384 OK, but only if you zap them with a cattle prod every time they don't work fast enough.
Posted by: XTC at June 07, 2023 01:03 PM (sm6Pk)

How the hell else would it work?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2023 01:05 PM (oINRc)

385 I guess you could say he was Licht. Or I suppose someone already has.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 01:05 PM (iayUP)

386 Ach!

I shredded my right contact into at least 3 pieces!

Grumble...

Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2023 01:05 PM (U0Lqv)

387 376 Nick Cage was hilarious in Moonstruck.
-------------------
The only Cher performance that was good.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 01:06 PM (LQjWA)

388 How the hell else would it work?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2023 01:05 PM (oINRc)

blacklist instagram on your wifi router.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 01:07 PM (/EuRN)

389 Why would Nic Cage be a guilty pleasure? He's awesome! I loved The Weather Man. Had one of my favorite scenes ever when him and his wife go to a marriage counselor. She has them write something they don't like about the other. The wife writes this really genuine, deep note. He writes, "Blowjobs lack enthusiasm."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 07, 2023 01:00 PM (KbCG3)

*fist bump*

I love "The Weather Man".

It's one of my favorite movies. Not just one of my favorite Nicholas Cage movies.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 01:07 PM (fb7jX)

390 387 The only Cher performance that was good.

Yep, agreed. “Snap out of it!”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 01:07 PM (QcZmm)

391 BTW, Tater's on Twitter claiming Tucker's failed because you can see him scrolling his own teleprompter. Everyone knows true lightbringers have two of them and they aren't controlling them, or something.

Taylor Lorenz, the world's oldest 29 year old, insists Tucker's failed because there aren't any jumpcuts or annoying music or weird graphics like you see on TikTok.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2023 01:07 PM (ZGrMX)

392 384 How the hell else would it work?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2023 01:05 PM (oINRc)

Decimation.

Every Friday, for every 10 employees, 9 must kill and eat the weakest link.

Posted by: XTC at June 07, 2023 01:08 PM (sm6Pk)

393 Wormser to Booger, et al.: Are you guys still watching this?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2023 01:09 PM (KAi1n)

394 BTW, Tater's on Twitter claiming Tucker's failed because you can see him scrolling his own teleprompter. Everyone knows true lightbringers have two of them and they aren't controlling them, or something.

Taylor Lorenz, the world's oldest 29 year old, insists Tucker's failed because there aren't any jumpcuts or annoying music or weird graphics like you see on TikTok.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2023 01:07 PM (ZGrMX)
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This is the deep analysis you get when you value form over function or style over substance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 01:09 PM (YIVH2)

395 Every Friday, for every 10 employees, 9 must kill and eat the weakest link.
Posted by: XTC at June 07, 2023 01:08 PM (sm6Pk)

"You guys realize it's only Wednesday, right?"

"FUCK YOU!!!!! *nom nom nom*"

"Huh. Ok then."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 01:09 PM (/EuRN)

396 348 On a separate note, I really enjoyed the Pride Month segment on Fox this morning highlighting that delightful little transgendered boy that was able to tell his parents that he wasn't a girl even before he was able to speak.

I see no way this kind of thing doesn't lead to the child when grown straight up murdering his/her parents for doing this to them and ruining their lives before they've even started.

What a sad, sad horror show.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 12:54 PM (fb7jX)

Lots of ways to ruin a kid's life before it even starts, but this is one of the most fucked up, up there with sexual abuse.

Posted by: This shit needs to stop at June 07, 2023 01:10 PM (fiChp)

397 Turning CNN into Survivor would be enjoyable. Can you imagine the White Tribe and Black Tribe voting their own off the show? This would be good TeeVee. Also, make it a Naked and Afraid Survivor show.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 01:10 PM (LQjWA)

398 Nick Cage is this generation's Laurence Olivier.

Masterful actor.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 07, 2023 01:10 PM (Zqeqr)

399 393 Wormser to Booger, et al.: Are you guys still watching this?
Posted by: SFGoth at June 07, 2023 01:09 PM (KAi1n)

Revenge of the Nerds ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 01:10 PM (bs+z0)

400 We is gonna outlaw Bar B Q grills in NYC. This madness has to end. Unless you is a new arrival in our vibrant city, and wanna roast a young goat in your hotel room, no more Bar B Q grills. I are the mayor and I has spoken. Getten smoky here.

Mayor Eric Adams

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 01:10 PM (rLD7a)

401 Of course the little announcement that Pence is going on at 9PM E time tonight will both alienate more of their AWFLs and allow more spitting in Pence's face by the CNN interviewer.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 12:07 PM (iB5Wb)

Spitting in Pence's face. Where does the line form?

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at June 07, 2023 01:11 PM (JNTt1)

402 How long does CNN get to blame Licht for poor ratings, 6, 8 years? That's about how long Obama blamed Bush for his shitty economy.

Posted by: JB1000 at June 07, 2023 01:11 PM (CZbO9)

403 This is the deep analysis you get when you value form over function or style over substance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 01:09 PM (YIVH2)

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Kabuki News Network (KNN)

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 01:11 PM (5ogUe)

404 Also, make it a Naked and Afraid Survivor show.

Uhh, I don't think anyone wants to see any of CNN's current staff naked.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2023 01:12 PM (ZGrMX)

405 404 Also, make it a Naked and Afraid Survivor show.

Uhh, I don't think anyone wants to see any of CNN's current staff naked.
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You'd be surprised.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 01:13 PM (LQjWA)

406 Nood Nike

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 01:13 PM (fxrF8)

407 Doffs chapeau at the defcon level 1 snark employed in this post. A veritable flammenwerfer of written chastisement.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 07, 2023 01:14 PM (4ChKX)

408 Ach!

I shredded my right contact into at least 3 pieces!

Grumble...

Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2023 01:05 PM (U0Lqv)

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One word: SuperGlue.

/Sorry to hear that ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 01:14 PM (5ogUe)

409 Lots of ways to ruin a kid's life before it even starts, but this is one of the most fucked up, up there with sexual abuse.
Posted by: This shit needs to stop

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It *is* sexual abuse.

That's very important for people to begin to recognize.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 07, 2023 01:16 PM (t5d6b)

410 We is gonna outlaw Bar B Q grills in NYC. This madness has to end. Unless you is a new arrival in our vibrant city, and wanna roast a young goat in your hotel room, no more Bar B Q grills. I are the mayor and I has spoken. Getten smoky here.

Mayor Eric Adams

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 07, 2023 01:10 PM (rLD7a)

No good lound eye! - Japanese Hibachi Restaurant Owner

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 01:17 PM (gmo/4)

411 He had to go because he would have been a roadblock to the important work CNN needs to do this election cycle to stop Trumpzilla.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 07, 2023 01:52 PM (NTi06)

412 Some leftist jackass is now saying the gator jacket is ray-cisss

https://shorturl.at/gqtvL

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 07, 2023 03:01 PM (9yUzE)

413 My prediction- the next guy will be worse than Licht. David Zaslav canceled the Batwoman movie that was already filmed.

Posted by: MikeN at June 07, 2023 03:35 PM (XygMV)

414 Considering that the conversion from Libtard news of the day to respectable news outlet was coming from the top, my advice to the CNN jackasses is this:

Careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

I virtually GUARANTEE they'll hire someone to replace Licht that will not put up with their bullshit and will shitcan each every one of them the second they step out of line.

Posted by: deadrody at June 07, 2023 04:10 PM (kYmXc)

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