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Howdy! Time for another Friday Meme Madness!
Feline Friday: High AF
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Today's question:
Product idea
Deek!
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Infographic. Not sure how cars qualify as animals, though. Must be a British chart, they're talking about Jaguars.
Hero
Does this count as dual wielding?
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Simplicity and cool ranch dressing
Jury rig
Friday cute
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Tough on crime policy
ATF signals revealed
Friday cute, part 2 (sound on)
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Problem Solving
Wild story (you'll probably need to right click and open it in a new tab)
Just arranging a little chat
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Smoker's gear
Now that DeSantis is officially in, his people are starting to hit back at Trump
Pursuing higher education
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WWFJB
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 10:00 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2023 10:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Theodore at June 02, 2023 10:01 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:03 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 10:03 PM (Mapm9)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 10:03 PM (rH414)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:03 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: javems at June 02, 2023 10:04 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:05 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 02, 2023 10:06 PM (wagHN)
Was trying to come up with a greeting, but my mind went blank.
Guess I'll go check the content and see if I can get my brain in gear again.
It's been that kind of month. Already.
Posted by: mindful webworker - reading between the lines at June 02, 2023 10:06 PM (pkq24)
https://is.gd/9If3aG
Ars Technica, the only comment section more Maoist than Democratic Underground, reeeeeing about YouTube rescinding their "no election 2020 questions" policy.
OMG the tears are flowing.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2023 10:06 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Cicero
In what universe would that be considered a good idea?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 10:07 PM (rH414)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 10:09 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 02, 2023 10:10 PM (wagHN)
Statistically absurd number of furries and gender questioning people in those comments.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 10:11 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: zombie Kapitänleutnant Walther Schwieger at June 02, 2023 10:11 PM (eWn+g)
It must have sucked.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 10:11 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Cicero
I got mine.
Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:12 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:03 PM (s12c9)
It's sad that 99% of BATF agents give the other 1% a bad name.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2023 10:12 PM (GkT1n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2023 10:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 02, 2023 10:13 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2023 10:14 PM (Angsy)
I'm with you. I didn't get the DeSantis one at all.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 10:14 PM (eOEVl)
It must have sucked.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 10:11 PM (eOEVl)
I sense sarcasm.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2023 10:15 PM (GkT1n)
For accuracy, I mean.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:15 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2023 10:16 PM (SYTee)
If you look carefully at the picture, you can see a tiny Capt. Schettino escaping on a little boat and waving to the passengers left onboard.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 10:17 PM (eOEVl)
And there were seven of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:17 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 10:18 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 10:19 PM (VdN7z)
*takes TP and heads to bathroom*
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2023 10:19 PM (vQrdQ)
Impractical Jokers. Hidden camera show. I hesitate to even call it a meme though. Lame stretch of a joke.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 10:19 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:19 PM (FVME7)
And there were seven of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:17 PM (s12c9)
And, mostly, they could come back up after going down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 10:19 PM (eWn+g)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2023 10:12 PM (GkT1n)
Even worse are the ratios for Congress, the FBI, NIH, FDA, and the DOJ
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 02, 2023 10:19 PM (5kdlS)
Does a modern submarine have a greater displacement when it's submerged, compared to when it's on the surface?
Show your work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:19 PM (s12c9)
Per Google, Typhoons displace 48 ktons, while Titanic displaced 52 ktons. More, if you count the iceberg.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 10:20 PM (eOEVl)
I don't know what that girl was attempting but the sound of her face splatting into the wall is beeeeyootiful!
Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 10:20 PM (Mapm9)
It's fooking nice here. 1 bar of signal for the cell phone. No noise, no light pollution, about 75° moon coming up through the trees. Nice 150 mile ride on the bike. Tomorrow is a lazy morning, with a waffke house breakfast in Tupelo, then up to the Shiloh battlefield.
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at June 02, 2023 10:20 PM (XAVQj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 10:19 PM (eWn+g)
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Yeah, "mostly."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:21 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 10:21 PM (VdN7z)
Posted by: Cicero
If you have an open bar I'm sure a moron or two will show to see your boat work...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 10:22 PM (zaWyB)
Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 10:22 PM (Mapm9)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2023 10:23 PM (GkT1n)
Does a modern submarine have a greater displacement when it's submerged, compared to when it's on the surface?
Show your work.
Depends. Is it in the northern or southern hemisphere?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 10:23 PM (eOEVl)
*takes TP and heads to bathroom*
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2023 10:19 PM (vQrdQ)
Check out "Fail Factory" on TBD...aka idiot channel.
Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:24 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 10:25 PM (X3Ct6)
Does a modern submarine have a greater displacement when it's submerged, compared to when it's on the surface?
Show your work.
Depends. Is it in the northern or southern hemisphere?
Posted by: Archimedes
Whoa!! Nice choice of nic there!!!
Laden or Unladen?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 10:25 PM (rH414)
Show your work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:19 PM (s12c9)
You just broke the first rule of AOSHQ.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2023 10:25 PM (GkT1n)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 02, 2023 10:26 PM (glv2F)
I don't know what that girl was attempting but the sound of her face splatting into the wall is beeeeyootiful!
Posted by: Robert
It probably boosted her IQ by 10 points too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 10:26 PM (zaWyB)
They both look pretty good until they hit the ice.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 10:26 PM (X3Ct6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:26 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 10:27 PM (q3gwH)
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Whoa! Did not see that coming!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:27 PM (FVME7)
Fraser admitted it wasn't the danger it represented, it was the principle of the thing.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 10:27 PM (xhaym)
The lesson is to have a gun and don’t hesitate to use it when someone tries to steal your child. There will be plenty of time to work things out after the shitheel is horizontal.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2023 10:27 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2023 10:27 PM (s711o)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2023 10:28 PM (63Dwl)
Cruise lines will happily arrange this for you.
Now how about a Divorce or Annulment
Posted by: Miklos, asking for a Friend at June 02, 2023 10:29 PM (iAPSy)
A good caption always goes down with the ship.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 10:29 PM (X3Ct6)
The current defense appears to be "it was necessary to protect the American Mind, part of the essential United States Infrastructure?
https://tinyurl.com/u24wwctx
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 10:30 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 10:29 PM (X3Ct6)
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Wah wah waaaaaah
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:31 PM (s12c9)
They have some very high techy stabilization equipment to keep them from rolling too much, which would result in very bad things.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 10:31 PM (eOEVl)
Milady was on the phone so my first perusal was without sound. Went back and listened.
Maybe it's my failing hearing or maybe it's my poor speakers, but I cannot parse what little swimmer girl says right at the end. Sorta maybe, just not sure.
Wild story [yike! wall of text threatens to derail merry meme-tracking train of thought; saved for later].
Pursuing higher education - Even embiggening was still unreadable. Worked much better with the sound up.
BOINK! - I'm torn between wanting to see what happened next and admiration for the perfect cut, visually and boinkally.
ONT Rotten Pineapples rating: 99%
Posted by: mindful webworker - this IS my secret identity at June 02, 2023 10:32 PM (pkq24)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2023 10:32 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Robert
i think he said it hurt his penis
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 02, 2023 10:32 PM (hCoEj)
Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 10:33 PM (Mapm9)
They have some very high techy stabilization equipment to keep them from rolling too much, which would result in very bad things.
Posted by: Archimedes
So you're saying they're unsinkable?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:33 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 10:31 PM (eOEVl)
And Maureen McGovern song pops into my head.
There's got to be a morning after...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 10:33 PM (X3Ct6)
They're hybrids like modern locomotives.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:34 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 02, 2023 10:32 PM (hCoEj)
*Rewatches*
Yep, that checks out.
Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 10:36 PM (Mapm9)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 10:36 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:33 PM (FVME7)
Pfft.
Posted by: Mollie Brown at June 02, 2023 10:36 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Predictability low-effort attempt at a meme. I predicted as much when I heard Desantis had hired someone to make memes. They will most likely all fall as flat. This one thudded so loud I looked outside for Eric Clapton's son.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2023 10:37 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2023 10:23 PM (GkT1n)
Yes, that society has been brainwashed and propagandized to believe that men are kidnappers and child rapists by default and can't possibly be dutiful fathers trying to protect their own kid, or even a trustworthy enough person to sit next to a kid on a plane.
Posted by: Definitely a lesson at June 02, 2023 10:37 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 10:37 PM (MNhXM)
They have some very high techy stabilization equipment to keep them from rolling too much, which would result in very bad things.
Posted by: Archimedes
So you're saying they're unsinkable?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:33 PM (FVME7)
Hold my beer.
Posted by: Meanest Goddamn Iceberg You Ever Saw at June 02, 2023 10:37 PM (Mapm9)
I would offer the individuals the restrained me a choice:
You get arrested for assaulting me or I get to take a tire iron to your ribs such that we are even.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2023 10:38 PM (IAwid)
Not at all. The stabilization equipment is there as much for the comfort of the passengers as anything else, but when I look at those things, all I see is a cinderblock on a roller skate.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 10:38 PM (eOEVl)
Link from Comment#26
on previous Entry,
"Bike Karen" Bellevue story
newsone.com/4592993/
sarah-jane-comrie-update-
citi-bike-teens-mother-speaks-out/
https://nitter.moomoo.me
/PhilippusArabus/status
/1664346220414771218
Posted by: zigzag at June 02, 2023 10:38 PM (RvBqp)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 10:39 PM (MNhXM)
I knew Baron Bonk, a noted denizen of Thai and Philippine locales.
And also Peter, the Third or Fourth Baronet, who hated being called "Sir Peter", which is why I did it.
https://tinyurl.com/bdhf23p9
Friends are allowed and forgiven.
Interesting people, and I am happy to remain and tell the Stories
Posted by: Miklos, with odd and fond memories at June 02, 2023 10:40 PM (iAPSy)
Queen Mary 2 > https://tinyurl.com/yncsyyb5
Posted by: javems at June 02, 2023 10:41 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 10:41 PM (q3gwH)
It was a larger bat than I'm used to seeing flitting about on a summer night. Flew with a lot of grace, not the furious wing beating you're used to seeing. We opened a door, turned out some lights, turned some others on, and before long the bat figured it out. No big crisis then, short runb.
Now I have to think through, have we added or done anything to attract a bat inside? I've been working on the argument that since they can scrinch up small as a dormouse, it doesn't make a lot of sense to talk over hermetically sealing all possible openings. I don't think I will win that argument, though.
Wouldn't want to spend a season with a flock of them, but the son of a gun was kind of cute, in a batty sort of way. Better than a bird in the house.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 02, 2023 10:41 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 10:37 PM (MNhXM)
Corvettes were about $10k 45 years ago?
Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:41 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Meanest Goddamn Iceberg You Ever Saw at June 02, 2023 10:42 PM (Mapm9)
Posted by: Definitely a lesson at June 02, 2023 10:37 PM (fiChp)
Well, that's part of it. But even before the feminist rot set in, I think most of us would naturally have sided with a woman screaming that her baby was being stolen. It's a reaction hard-wired into us (whether you attribute that to Darwin or God), and the would-be snatcher played on it brilliantly. Nobody else was trying to be an a**hole, they all meant to be Good Samaritans: and a baby was almost kidnapped as a result. I find that very scary.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2023 10:42 PM (GkT1n)
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The story mentioned he had pics on his phone, but the mob didn't believe him enough to demonstrate.
Posted by: Methos at June 02, 2023 10:43 PM (kOpft)
I doubt it was any connected to the DeSantis campaign. Looks like someone trying to make fun of them both. Trump for the Kim Jong On infatuation and DeSantis for his robotic laughter. It kinda falls into the "left can't meme" category.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 10:43 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 10:44 PM (Mapm9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 10:41 PM (q3gwH)
Stop that.
Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:44 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 10:44 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Methos at June 02, 2023 10:44 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 10:44 PM (VdN7z)
Its another good effort.
And are he and Statham the last real action stars?
No politics, no America sucks, no white men suck, no gay gay gay. Just old fashioned "normal guy has to do something amazing...like kill a bunch of baddies"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:44 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Methos at June 02, 2023 10:43 PM (kOpft
Roger that
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 10:45 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 10:45 PM (PZvjL)
Going a week without hearing about "the love that dare not speak its name"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:45 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 10:41 PM (q3gwH)
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Metric or Imperial?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:46 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 10:46 PM (UFyM2)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 10:46 PM (k1Qly)
I watched Moonfall recently. Oh man, did it blow chunks.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 10:46 PM (eOEVl)
Or, another possibility. Take a look at the article Trump linked in his original tweet. And remember, Trump is the person who in May of 2020 pulled the US out of the WHO because of their corruption and control by China.
Trump was being sarcastic, obviously. He's not and never has been infatuated with Little Rocket Man. Ron shouldn't worry, looks like Brian Kemp got out in front of his skis as well. But then he is pretty stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 10:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 10:47 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Definitely a lesson at June 02, 2023 10:37 PM (fiChp)
Which makes it wild that parents are taking their toddlers to drag shows where men mocking women are sexually suggestive around their children. What kind of mental disconnect do these parents have to allow that around their babies???
Posted by: Moki at June 02, 2023 10:47 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 10:41 PM (q3gwH)
I'm stealing that.
I'm stealing that so hard.
Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 10:47 PM (Mapm9)
Posted by: polynikes
Or a weapon on his hip.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 10:47 PM (rH414)
strange soles
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 10:47 PM (us2H3)
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Naaaaaayyy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:47 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 10:47 PM (eOEVl)
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The story mentioned he had pics on his phone, but the mob didn't believe him enough to demonstrate.
Posted by: Methos at June 02, 2023 10:43 PM (kOpft)
Which makes me think story is fake. No reason not to confirm.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 10:47 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 02, 2023 10:48 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 10:48 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Way, Way Down
You don't have to 'win the argument' you just have to put some foam around the window screens.
"See honey, that'll keep them out."
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 10:48 PM (zaWyB)
Because they receive welfare, they get discounted rates for Citi Bike rides in 45 minute increments.
Additionally, only some of the bikes in the Citi Bike program are electric
He's just harassing the pregnant women Americans won't harass. Really, its an act of love.
Posted by: Jeb Bush at June 02, 2023 10:49 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 10:50 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 10:50 PM (UFyM2)
I had a dream last night where a coworker asked to borrow Robert the Cat (TM) for some kind of presentation. I said, "You can have him" and she and her husband came over to collect all his stuff.
I was SO disappointed to wake up.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 02, 2023 10:50 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 10:50 PM (us2H3)
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Fox is a sinking ship.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:50 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2023 10:51 PM (s711o)
Its another good effort.
***
Yeah, just do some suspension of disbelief and it's a fun action flick.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 10:51 PM (vHIgi)
strange soles
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 10:47 PM (us2H3)
Rubber soles. Cop shoes.
Look like dress shoes, but more grip for running (or other physical neccessities of policing.
I have a pair and they're much more practical than the leather soled dress shoes. Especially in winter, when grip is at a premium.
He's wearing them because he's unsteady on his feet normally.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 02, 2023 10:52 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Donna Brazile at June 02, 2023 10:52 PM (eOEVl)
So, I've seen the left's answer to this...and do you know what it is? They'll find pictures where people brought their kids to Hooters.
Now...I can't say I'd bring a kid to Hooters, but...the girls there are dressed, they aren't gyrating, and they aren't asking for ones in their g-strings.
And the oddest part of this? The left HATES Hooters - because, they argue, it "sexualizes" women. So...taking your kids to a drag show is ok because it is similiar to something else they want banned...note not banned just for kids but flat out banned.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:52 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 10:44 PM (VdN7z)
Could be fake. Has the ring of truth, considering verified but less dramatic stories of various actions taken against men who were doing nothing wrong, such as watching their own children on the playground or sitting by an unaccompanied minor on a plane.
Posted by: Either way, it should cause some thought and reflection at June 02, 2023 10:52 PM (fiChp)
had similar joke as
harmless landmine prop.
Nuclear Testing
in downtown Warsaw
"--isn't that dangerous!?"
"that's why we do it at night"
Posted by: zigzag at June 02, 2023 10:53 PM (RMUFY)
Are you pulling our chains or do you really not care for each other?
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 10:53 PM (MNhXM)
I had a weird one last in which I was at the site of a former mall in town which hosted a Tesla dealership, and I signed up to test drive one. Normally I limit myself to much more pedestrian and believable stuff like traveling time and space in ways that mere mortals cannot possibly comprehend.
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 10:54 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 10:54 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 10:54 PM (z7mF5)
Posted by: javems at June 02, 2023 10:55 PM (AmoqO)
strange soles
Posted by: REDACTED
They look like they might be some kind of nonslip things. Guess they didn't work. Geez, handlers, just give him a walker and be done with it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 02, 2023 10:55 PM (0Htd1)
Going on vacation and being totally disconnected from work. Whatever "emergency" pops up is either handled by someone actually working or will be handled when you return from vacation.
Posted by: Chuck C at June 02, 2023 10:55 PM (xttsV)
Rubber soles. Cop shoes.
Look like dress shoes, but more grip for running (or other physical neccessities of policing.
I have a pair and they're much more practical than the leather soled dress shoes. Especially in winter, when grip is at a premium.
He's wearing them because he's unsteady on his feet normally.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
Also he can sneak up on little girls.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:55 PM (FVME7)
Oh. Yeah. Clear as can be.
Guess that's why I couldn't make it out. Thought it was a girl.
Posted by: mindful webworker - maga mega mousketeer ONT-time now is HERE! at June 02, 2023 10:56 PM (/SlLj)
Only one thing comes to mind, offhand.
Posted by: javems at June 02, 2023 10:55 PM (AmoqO)
Erections?
Posted by: Bob Dole knows what to do about that at June 02, 2023 10:56 PM (fiChp)
I've never met someone that into smoking tobacco, even the 2 pack a day people.
Maybe some people are like that with coffee?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:57 PM (lc5cP)
I totally LOL'd! Perfect!😂
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I might be going to hell for that one. Stole it from David Cole at Takimag, so it's all his fault.
https://www.takimag.com/article/six-feet-undergroundhog-day/
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2023 10:58 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 10:44 PM (VdN7z)
Could be fake. Has the ring of truth, considering verified but less dramatic stories of various actions taken against men who were doing nothing wrong, such as watching their own children on the playground or sitting by an unaccompanied minor on a plane.
Posted by: Either way, it should cause some thought and reflection at June 02, 2023 10:52 PM (fiChp)
If there's no video it's more than likely complete BS. I think the point of the story comes towards the end when the writer details the actions that need to be taken should you find yourself in a similar situation.
Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 10:58 PM (Mapm9)
Posted by: Thanks Brandon at June 02, 2023 10:59 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: Chuck C at June 02, 2023 10:59 PM (xttsV)
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A walker would only embolden America's enemies.
*snort*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:59 PM (s12c9)
I used to walk around on the frozen Minnesota streets, I didn't fall down after I got the said Duluth Trading shoes.
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 10:59 PM (PZvjL)
One income family that sits down to dinner together
Working your way through college
Clothing made to your measurements
Shoe salesman that brings shoes out and puts them on your feet to try
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 10:59 PM (vHIgi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:59 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 02, 2023 11:00 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 11:00 PM (rH414)
Isn't it amazing...15 years ago the left said that we have to stop eating meat to save the Erf...and after 15 years of them running things meat is 5x as much as it was then...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 11:00 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 11:00 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Emmie at June 02, 2023 11:01 PM (N5qKs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 11:01 PM (U2p+3)
-
Good movies and TV shows, particularly comedies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:59 PM (FVME7)
Just finished watching season 6 of Wings.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 11:01 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Chuck C at June 02, 2023 10:59 PM (xttsV)
There's rules for such things?
I kinda thought there'd be room for "artistic interpretation".
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 02, 2023 11:01 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 11:01 PM (us2H3)
I had a dream last night where a coworker asked to borrow Robert the Cat (TM) for some kind of presentation. I said, "You can have him" and she and her husband came over to collect all his stuff.
I was SO disappointed to wake up.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 02, 2023 10:50 PM (CHHv1)
I'm sorry my namesake is making life difficult. Hate to say it but some cats are just assholes.
Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 11:01 PM (Mapm9)
One income family that sits down to dinner together
Working your way through college
Clothing made to your measurements
Shoe salesman that brings shoes out and puts them on your feet to try
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 10:59 PM (vHIgi)
When was bespoke clothing a normal thing? Honest question - a bespoke suit in '00 or so was $600-$800 bucks. That was a month's fucking rent.
Posted by: I'm not sure about that one at June 02, 2023 11:02 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 11:02 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - this space for rent at June 02, 2023 11:03 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 11:03 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 11:03 PM (k1Qly)
Going on a date.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 11:01 PM (U2p+3)
Yeah. From my understanding kids don’t go on dates any more . They meet at parties or get together and hook up.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 11:04 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2023 11:04 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2023 11:04 PM (IAwid)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 11:04 PM (xhaym)
I was SO disappointed to wake up.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 02, 2023 10:50 PM (CHHv1)
So a day that ends in "y" then. Same for me, my friend.
Posted by: Dreams beat real life any day of the week at June 02, 2023 11:04 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 11:05 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 02, 2023 11:05 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 10:38 PM
You got a brand new key.
Posted by: Melanie at June 02, 2023 11:05 PM (xttsV)
There's rules for such things?
I kinda thought there'd be room for "artistic interpretation".
Posted by: OneEyedJack
There are/were rules and you used them because after you lay out your decision tree the code almost wrote itself.
I might still have the plastic flowchart template around here somewhere.
Currently unavailable at Amazon! https://is.gd/MwEXL0
lol.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 11:06 PM (zaWyB)
Sometimes all three
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 11:03 PM (lc5cP)
Atheists. Ivy League graduates. Gluten-free weirdos who don't actually have celiac disease or a grain allergy.
Posted by: More living punchlines at June 02, 2023 11:06 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 02, 2023 11:05 PM (ZSK0i)
Sure did! Every one of those bullets hit something!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 02, 2023 11:06 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Bob at June 02, 2023 11:07 PM (vHUcF)
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 11:02 PM (PZvjL)
Requires a really long cord.
Posted by: Emmie at June 02, 2023 11:07 PM (N5qKs)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2023 11:04 PM (iKBwy)
I think I read the book in middle school as part of the curriculum. Great stuff.
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 11:07 PM (PZvjL)
Currently unavailable at Amazon! https://is.gd/MwEXL0
lol.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 11:06 PM (zaWyB)
Everybody is "learning to code" as they've been admonished.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 02, 2023 11:08 PM (FCbAQ)
And finally we get a clear night tonight, after about a week of clouds. It's Strawberry Moon eve, and the Moon is about 99%, and shining brightly. Don't need any lights outside now at all.
And Venus is nearing max eastern elongation June 4. It's about 50%, "half moon" now, yet getting brighter as it gets closer. Starting now, even with low end telescopes you should be able to make out it's not a point, but half-moon now. You'll see it turn crescent. At some point, you can make out the crescent shape with just a decent pair of binoculars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 02, 2023 11:08 PM (Mzdiz)
Sane women
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2023 11:04 PM (IAwid)
Sometimes I wonder if I'd be more interested in the theoretical concept of females in the 80s and early 90s when the were, as you say, sane and also actually female.
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 11:09 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 11:02 PM (PZvjL)
I got my first car phone about 40 years ago, maybe a little less
my first bill was over 500 bucks
then I got one of those bag phones
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 11:09 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: CppThis
Several. I had the box set when I was a kid. I always thought they were autobiography, but upon recent research, it turns out it was all fiction. Which blew my mind a bit.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2023 11:10 PM (iKBwy)
Public education without all the fag shit. At least outside of CA.
Posted by: Luxury! at June 02, 2023 11:11 PM (fiChp)
strange soles
Posted by: REDACTED at
They are Campanile loafers, Italian. Not modified, it’s how they are made.
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 11:11 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 11:03 PM (k1Qly)
Yeah, I learned that too by the time my second or third winter rolled around. The time I really done did whacked myself upside the haid was my first year in the state, in Excelsior in the winter walking down a hill toward the lake. Bad pay but great experience overall, no regrets.
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 11:11 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 02, 2023 11:11 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: I'm not sure
It's a trick item - most women knew how to sew well enough to alter clothing to fit better, if not make their own dresses.
More importantly,women had the time to do this.
Honestly, it feels like leisure time is something we've lost
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 11:12 PM (vHIgi)
Posted by: Methos at June 02, 2023 11:12 PM (kOpft)
my first bill was over 500 bucks
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I was a new lawyer in the '80s. Had a Motorola brick in my car. I talked on it even when there wasn't anyone on the other end.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 11:12 PM (s12c9)
It's a trick item - most women knew how to sew well enough to alter clothing to fit better, if not make their own dresses.
More importantly,women had the time to do this.
Honestly, it feels like leisure time is something we've lost
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 11:12 PM (vHIgi)
Aaaaaaahhhh that makes so much more sense to me now.
Posted by: Clarification achieved. 10 trophy points. at June 02, 2023 11:13 PM (fiChp)
All Creatures Great and Small on BBC is the most wholesome television I've seen since Little House.
All The Long Legeddy Beasties
https://youtu.be/8LQYBXQwD_s
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2023 11:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Donna Brazile
I need a Federal set-aside preferential contract.
Posted by: Caucasian Miklos with skin cancer, as is the Way of our People at June 02, 2023 11:15 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:15 PM (FVME7)
I looked into it briefly, but being a millennial and thus far past the age when people actually wore suits, I don't see a pressing need.
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 11:16 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 02, 2023 11:18 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 11:12 PM (s12c9)
I'm sure I did that a few times at 3 am
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 11:18 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 11:12 PM (vHIgi)
I say it is inflation making us all into the Red Queen running as fast as possible to stay in one spot, but then I get poo-poo'd by experts pointing out that the food and clothing budgets now are far less than they were 25 years ago.
No, actually 50 years ago men wore suits and ties, and women wore skirts and blouses and had various coats and not everyone wearing jeans, tee shirts and yoga pants.
50 years ago people ate steaks and hamburgers and not franks and chicken and stuff made cheaply from boxes.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 11:18 PM (xhaym)
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I used to get my suits from Empire Tailors in Hong Kong. Tailor to the big politicos around the world.
It was a closet of a store in Kowloon but after three fittings they fit like a glove.
I& only the commute wasn't a 15-hour slog in an aluminum tube.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 11:19 PM (s12c9)
Square feet or meters of living space around the world
Americans under the Official Poverty Line have about 40% more living space than the average in any European city.
In America, po folks be livin' Large
Posted by: University of Miklos at June 02, 2023 11:19 PM (iAPSy)
More importantly,women had the time to do this.
Honestly, it feels like leisure time is something we've lost
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02
My mother was a beautiful sewer. I wish I had learned from her. It would make things so much easier if I could alter my clothes, even just hem them.
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 11:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2023 11:21 PM (63Dwl)
Check out the shoe bottoms of the prostrate Prezidint in the fallen picture above. What are those deep heel extensions on Bidens' shoes? They look significant, and I am not sure why? Are they extensions to project an image of greater height, or do they serve another purpose?
Posted by: TXMarko at June 02, 2023 11:21 PM (gaXvU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 11:22 PM (eWn+g)
Posted by: Live a little on very little at June 02, 2023 11:22 PM (Eqssc)
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It's an old word for custom-tailored.
You can get a bespoke Bentley.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 11:23 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Dear Boy, Old Chap
The is a Street famous for it
Posted by: Miklos saw what the London tailors charge at June 02, 2023 11:23 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 02, 2023 11:23 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2023 11:23 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2023 11:21 PM [/i\
Hipster faggots.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2023 11:24 PM (IAwid)
Posted by: TXMarko at June 02, 2023 11:21 PM (gaXvU)
Look like a great place to accumulate dogshit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 11:24 PM (eWn+g)
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 11:16 PM (PZvjL)
Go check out the suits section at the Goodwill of St Vincents. If you can find a fabric you like in a size that fits you, the savings will be more than enough to have a tailor cut it down to fit you like a suit. Be ready to go weekly for a half year if you are picky, but there are some nice stuff there. (I am fortunate, I have an off-the-rack body and a tolerance for baggy fit)
It is good to have one or two on hand for funerals, trial dates and weddings.
Check out the shirts also to get a nice cotton dress shirt to go with it, blends do not impress anyone.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 11:25 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:25 PM (FVME7)
It was a closet of a store in Kowloon but after three fittings they fit like a glove.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 11:19 PM (s12c9)
Sounds magnificent. Tailors seem to hang out in the oddest places. John Daniel in our case, based in Knoxville aka the scruffy city.
15 hour flight sounds like no fun. I may or may not have one of those coming up in the not too distant future, but I assure you that it's worth it. So don't mind my absence for a few weeks, yeah?
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 11:25 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Someone spoke it, and there it be?
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2023 11:25 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 11:23 PM (s12c9)
Does it have bespoked wheels?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 11:25 PM (eWn+g)
Posted by: Cicero
I got mine.
Posted by: BignJames
Is it holding up one end of your bar?
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2023 11:27 PM (DgGvY)
1.) As a dad that has had babies in a car seat beside me on a bench many times, there is zero chance any mid-size woman is even picking the car seat off of the bench before my arm is pulling it back down.
2.) The odds of the female kidnapper's plan working out so well that the crowd engages on her side, seems very low to me, so a poor choice for her to attempt.
Further, very few unarmed woman are going to attempt something against a much larger man that has a high chance of him punching her in the face!
If I said, "Put it down!" and her next response was anything other than putting it down, I am going to full "terminate the threat" mode.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 02, 2023 11:28 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: University of Miklos at June 02, 2023 11:19 PM (iAPSy)
In America, po folks be large. And have cell phones, and large screen tvs, and....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2023 11:28 PM (Angsy)
Idiots who want to sound Smart
Exempli Gratia
"Competence" vs. "Competency"
"Organizational competencies"
In America, we say "competence"
Writing like an Englisher does not make you smarter.
Posted by: Ernest T Bass at June 02, 2023 11:29 PM (iAPSy)
50 years ago people ate steaks and hamburgers and not franks and chicken and stuff made cheaply from boxes.
Posted by: Kindltot
While I think we suffer from a lifestyle that has lost its focus on family for sure, food budget has been a thing for eons. There are interesting recipes and canned food and boxed things from the 50s that were questionable. I love the whole mid mod time period and have period cookbooks as well as books on advertisements from that age. Many reference cheap meat cuts to stretch a budget and the like.
Also, a good pair of yoga pants aren’t cheap. I live in them, I sell them. I feel like I am asking for trouble if I admit to price. 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 11:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Cicero
You are late, but Welcome
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and self-serve open tequila bar at June 02, 2023 11:30 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 11:32 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 11:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
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I'm a devoted admirer of yoga pants, in most instances.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 11:32 PM (s12c9)
Check out the shoe bottoms of the prostrate Prezidint in the fallen picture above. What are those deep heel extensions on Bidens' shoes? They look significant, and I am not sure why? Are they extensions to project an image of greater height, or do they serve another purpose?
Posted by: TXMarko
The notches in the heels are there for a reason. I'm sure if you see one of those lists of instructions he carries around, they'll say something like:
YOU walk up to the podium.
YOU lock your heels onto the lugs behind the podium, so that YOU won't fall over, or start wandering around aimlessly like a senile old man.
a.k.a. YOU.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2023 11:32 PM (DgGvY)
my wife and I would both have a bag phone with us
it replaced a pair of sisters I used in England. They would go to the auction and bid for me
auctioneers are notorious for opening an item with the top end of a left bid
crooks
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 11:32 PM (us2H3)
I also ran up what I considered a huge student load debt doing it, about $36K, and paid it off in under 5 years.
Bought an old used VW bug (actually two, and I made one out of them), and drove it until it died after the floorboard rusted out completely. 49 mpg. Almost paid nothing for insurance.
I also hitchhiked from St. Louis to Chicago, more than once. Without a single rape or blowjob given.
I roamed the entire city of Anchorage as a child, mostly on bikes but not always, went to parks and the library and stores and everywhere else without adult supervision and was never in trouble with the cops or anyone else. Except that dude that lived on Emory St. and had a bug up his ass about kids riding bikes over the corner of his lawn. Too damned bad.
It is not the same world, at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 02, 2023 11:32 PM (LOVUx)
Guys should ask their dates if they know how to thread a bobbin.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 11:33 PM (k1Qly)
Check out the shoe bottoms of the prostrate Prezidint in the fallen picture above. What are those deep heel extensions on Bidens' shoes? They look significant, and I am not sure why? Are they extensions to project an image of greater height, or do they serve another purpose?
Posted by: TXMarko at June
Answered this earlier. The are just Campanile loafers. Nothing modified on them. Made in Italy.
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 11:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 11:32 PM (s12c9)
A few visits to WalMart will cure you of that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 11:33 PM (eWn+g)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 11:34 PM (us2H3)
He checked in a few days ago. Said he's been crazy busy lately.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 11:34 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: free tibet at June 02, 2023 11:34 PM (1vJmm)
It is good to have one or two on hand for funerals, trial dates and weddings.
Posted by: Kindltot
As I lose weight I've been thinking about getting a jacket I *was* an off the rack 40R for years and years. St Vincent De Paul will probably have a couple of nice ones...
Good suggestion on going back several times as you don't really need to take the 1st one you find.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 11:34 PM (zaWyB)
A lot of people learned it by watching Westward season one.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 11:35 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 11:36 PM (k1Qly)
He checked in a few days ago. Said he's been crazy busy lately.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
How about Northern Lurker?
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 11:36 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 11:25 PM (xhaym)
I can't rightly say that I'm familiar with this place, but...your post gives me an idea. The trip that I may or may not be taking this summer may or may not involve a stopover in the undisputed fashion capital of the world in a certain part of northern Italy. And I may or may not have some corporate frenz with serious pull in the textile industry.
I should think about getting a real nice suit when I'm over there.
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 11:36 PM (PZvjL)
But I went back and got reloaded and my weights are good and my knee has decided to be less of an asshole, stop throbbing and allow for more range of movement. So the day ends better than it started.
Here's hoping for better tomorrows.
I'm out.
Night!
Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 11:36 PM (Mapm9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 11:36 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 11:32 PM (s12c9)
A few visits to WalMart will cure you of that.
Those are yogurt pants. Same clothes, completely different filling.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 11:37 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 02, 2023 11:28 PM (HlyYF)
But really, most folks expect others to behave themselves and are very surprised when folks don't. Not everyone has had the experience of somebody acting the malevolent idiots in this story. I expect the few seconds it took to react were the downfall of the dude. I can see that happening.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 02, 2023 11:37 PM (LOVUx)
Pretty sure he was lurking about sometime in the last week or so. Can't nail it down any closer than that, sorry.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 11:38 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 11:33 PM (k1Qly)
Oh, silly, you don't thread a bobbin, you wind one. Get with the program here.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 02, 2023 11:38 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
The poor here weigh as much as 4 times what the poor of other countries.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 11:39 PM (zaWyB)
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 11:36 PM (ZdaMQ)
He was here earlier today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 11:39 PM (eWn+g)
Posted by: WeirdDave
And here we have the ancestor of the modern meme. "Photocopier humor."
I had a copy of this very flowchart as a wee lad.
Well, as a callow youth. College student. Whatever.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2023 11:40 PM (DgGvY)
Guys should ask their dates if they know how to thread a bobbin.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
When I was trying to identify as a girl, that got me busted.
Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 02, 2023 11:40 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at
Thank you. I worry about him and his house.
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 11:40 PM (ZdaMQ)
Why do it if you don't REALLY like it? There's really no point in doing pot if you don't really like it. Frankly, and it's no secret around here, I love it. (Haven't had it since April 30, but that's beside the point.) I love listening to, and playing, music on it. I love working out story ideas on it. I even love doing legal research on it sometimes (on my own time; is it my fault if sometimes enjoy pondering the primary rights doctrine?). I (used to) love gorging on a bowl of frozen mango chunks on it. Somehow I managed to make it to 55 with a productive and mildly respectable (YMMV) legal career, I take care of kitties (got one in my lap ATM), and I'm in pretty good health overall. I don't evangelize it - I don't suggest anyone try it. But I do me and you do you.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 02, 2023 11:40 PM (KAi1n)
Well, as a callow youth. College student. Whatever.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2023 11:40 PM (DgGvY)
I have one on my wall. Photocopied.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 11:41 PM (eWn+g)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Oh, silly, you don't thread a bobbin, you wind one. Get with the program here.
Posted by: tcn in AK
Walter's gonna get turned on by that.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2023 11:41 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 02, 2023 11:41 PM (Xrfse)
Answered this earlier. The are just Campanile loafers. Nothing modified on them. Made in Italy.
Posted by: Piper
Are those the shoes that OJ Simpson wore?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2023 11:42 PM (63Dwl)
the label inside says "guaranteed to wrinkle"
always thought that was weird
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 11:42 PM (us2H3)
Are those the shoes that OJ Simpson wore?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
That I do not know. Sorry!
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 11:43 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: mikeski
Callow Youthfulness is a requirement for admission to our Elite Programmes.
Especially for the Young ladies
Posted by: University of Miklos, East European Initiative at June 02, 2023 11:43 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Hans Gruber at June 02, 2023 11:43 PM (xttsV)
Suddenly feel like part of the Q for Questioning crowd!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 11:43 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 11:43 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 11:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
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I'm a devoted admirer of yoga pants, in most instances.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 11:32 PM (s12c9)
Recently read the story of the yoga pants store Lululemon fired two workers because they yelled at grab and dash shoplifters not to come into the store again. I hope they go broke .
Also the commercial that is shown as much as Nugenix is the Vuori commercial with Olivia Dunn.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 11:43 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 02, 2023 11:44 PM (KAi1n)
I thought I liked pot as a teenager. Figured out what I really liked was sleeping. Haven't touched it since.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 11:44 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: javems at June 02, 2023 10:55 PM (AmoqO)
Erections?
Posted by: Bob Dole knows what to do about that at June 02, 2023 10:56 PM (fiChp)
Walking without pain. Hope to get that remedied. Good guess though.
Posted by: Javems at June 02, 2023 11:45 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Hans Gruber at June 02, 2023 11:43 PM (xttsV)
His suits had cuffs on the inside of the pant legs to catch the flakes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 11:45 PM (eWn+g)
Posted by: Bad Trannies at June 02, 2023 11:45 PM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Dempsey at June 02, 2023 11:45 PM (nYo75)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 11:39 PM
Excellent!
Posted by: Ancel Keys at June 02, 2023 11:46 PM (xttsV)
Ummmm, phrasing?
Posted by: SFGoth at
She was also the queen of messing up sayings in hysterical ways (English was her 2nd language, she was French). So right now she is in heaven laughing with you at me! 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 11:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 11:46 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Piper
Are those the shoes that OJ Simpson wore?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
If the shoe slips,
Apocalypse!
Posted by: Johnnie Cochran at June 02, 2023 11:47 PM (DgGvY)
The other night, someone made a comment that caused me to think about Chique D'Afrique. Don't recall seeing her about lately, or Tammy al-Thor.
Also, haven't seen any word about Jane D'oh.
Miklos hasn't been as much in 'touch' either.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2023 11:47 PM (1vJmm)
Miklos hasn't been as much in 'touch' either.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2023 11:47 PM (1vJmm)
If they have all been Raptured, it doesn't look good for the rest of us.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 11:49 PM (eWn+g)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 11:44 PM (Bd6X
I hear that some of the edibles are an absolutely amazing sleep aid for folks who can't get more than a couple hours at a time. I'm not in that demographic and I don't live in a weed friendly state anymore so I can't say from experience though.
Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 11:49 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 11:39 PM
Excellent!
Posted by: Ancel Keys at June 02, 2023 11:46 PM
After re-thinking it, I think "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!" is more appropriate.
Posted by: Ancel Keys at June 02, 2023 11:49 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
He's 2.5% of this comment thread, unless someone is socking him. Which requires a whole drawerfull of socks.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2023 11:50 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 11:51 PM (eWn+g)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 11:37 PM (Bd6X
More like yurt pants.
Posted by: Peter Dinklage at June 02, 2023 11:51 PM (y/a4v)
Most people keeping their own damn feelings to themselves.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 10:46 PM (k1Qly)
At the thrift store, I automatically ditch all T's with mean snark about people's feelz. No one needs to read your state of mind plastered across your boobs.
Off to the third world they go...
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 02, 2023 11:52 PM (wE246)
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2023 11:52 PM (DgGvY)
My mother was trained as a seamstress. A high-toned lady once wrote her a letter of recommendation and said she was a beautiful sewer, and she never forgave her for it.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 02, 2023 11:52 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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*!*
Damn, hadn't considered that...until now.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2023 11:52 PM (1vJmm)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 11:52 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2023 11:53 PM (y/a4v)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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But I was in my car!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 11:53 PM (s12c9)
Off to the third world they go...
Posted by: sal
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Into the rag-baler.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2023 11:53 PM (1vJmm)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 02, 2023 11:38 PM (LOVUx)
You want to know if she can get the thread path down from the top through the needle. the Singer is the traditional way but my wife's White uses a different path that gave me fits when we bought it
(another thing you can get is used sewing machines at thrift stores. )
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 11:56 PM (xhaym)
Also the commercial that is shown as much as Nugenix is the Vuori commercial with Olivia Dunn.
Posted by: polynikes at
I carry Lulu. They are okay, not amazing. Their sizing is super inconsistent and they want you to hang dry everything. Who has time for that? Even though Levi’s is the parent company, my favorite are Beyond Yoga, same price as Lulu, head and shoulders better quality. They are made in the US, they are so comfortable (space dye for the win). Emily Hsu has cute stuff, decent price. Tavi is probably the best quality in that midrange price point. I think the quality is better than Emily Hsu for the same price and much better than Lulu, which is much pricier. I have some Z Supply samples coming, no clue on quality yet. They have an ACE sweatshirt in their fall line sheet, though!
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 11:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: CppThis
I can. Tis true, though after awhile. If you're not tired, they're not going to instantly knock you out, but I can get 5-6 hours with edibles whereas I'm normally lucky to get 2-3. Then I read Pixy's thread and wonder why I can't get back to sleep until dawn.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 02, 2023 11:58 PM (KAi1n)
$66 for a men's t-shirt; save $8 if you cut the sleeves off.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2023 12:00 AM (k1Qly)
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 12:00 AM (MNhXM)
There are 350m people in this country. Perhaps a million and a half are trannies.
If you fly first-class and take a nice boat trip with meals, drinks, etc., you're looking at maybe $10k to get to Sentinel Island, and that's if you're getting ripped off.
$150m. That's it. That's all it would cost, max.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2023 12:01 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 12:03 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2023 12:03 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2023 12:01 AM (oINRc)
Overheard on Sentinel Island: "Don't eat that, Junior! You don't know where it's been. Or what."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2023 12:04 AM (eWn+g)
I'm saying no.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 12:06 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2023 12:07 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Piper
AOSHQ.
Come for the dank memes.
Stay for the professional yoga pants reviews.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2023 12:07 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2023 12:09 AM (eWn+g)
$66 for a men's t-shirt; save $8 if you cut the sleeves off.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
But remember, Sir Walter, I teach fitness classes all day so this is my work uniform. The polar opposite of what I wore as a VP, ironically. But that aside, I have days I teach 5 or 6 hour long classes. That’s a lot of planking and squats, I need comfy that won’t bag around my knees! You can wash and dry them in a machine and they get better for doing so. They don’t fade, they don’t shrink. And my size is my size is my size. Lulu is very style specific. I like Lulu, I wear them, I dry them against Lulu goddess advice. But Beyond Yoga are like butter.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2023 12:10 AM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2023 12:10 AM (l1e1f)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2023 12:13 AM (oINRc)
In an ordinary midsize midwestern city, I had the choice of four different places to go for a custom-made suit. Usually didn't, because I could get a wool name brand suit for under a hundred at Schottenstein's, and get it fitted by a pleasant but very alcoholic tailor on the way to the office for about 35 more. I had to work in those suits, so they got snagged a lot.
Those shops are all gone now, of course. Sacrificed to the individualist freedom of slobs who boast about going to funerals in their pajamas.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 03, 2023 12:13 AM (jYCXf)
Stay for the professional yoga pants reviews.
Posted by: mikeski
I am here to serve. Except not anymore tonight. I am hitting the hay as I realize I am ranting about leggings. 🙂 Time to shut it down!
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2023 12:13 AM (ZdaMQ)
The right to burn fallen leaves in the yard! None of this "bag them -- and the bag must be transparent" shit.
Also, I've had that flowchart on my office wall for years.
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 03, 2023 12:15 AM (uIu2G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
They were sutures, Mike. They were removed, and they needed to be removed. Nineteen commie stitches, they are gone. And I am happy, Mike. Never been happier.
Posted by: Miklos who actually met Mr. Spillane once that I remember at June 03, 2023 12:15 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2023 12:16 AM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2023 12:16 AM (oINRc)
As someone who lives here, I must admit it is nice to have the big parties busted up at 1030. I feel bad for the kids though. There's nothing like a beach fire with your friends and drinking and playing some music and partying until the wee hours.
There's another 30 year thing. Oh man, the parties we used to have. And folks would usually end up naked in the 55 degree water for a dip in the moonlight.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2023 12:17 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2023 12:18 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 02, 2023 11:52 PM (jYCXf)
Cloaca pulcer as it were . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2023 12:18 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2023 12:20 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Peter Dinklage at June 02, 2023 11:51 PM (y/a4v)
Some of those should DREAM of being covered in a shapeless felt covering.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2023 12:20 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 03, 2023 12:22 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2023 12:25 AM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2023 12:26 AM (xhaym)
They were sutures, Mike. They were removed, and they needed to be removed. Nineteen commie stitches, they are gone. And I am happy, Mike. Never been happier.
Posted by: Miklos
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In the inimitable words of Patrick O'Brian, 'I wish you joy, sir'.
I obviously missed the story associated with the stitchery.
OTOH, this could trigger my sympathy-seeking tale of the skull staples.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2023 12:26 AM (Ga8Fv)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 03, 2023 12:27 AM (oINRc)
Lol
Posted by: Montec at June 03, 2023 12:27 AM (tW2AW)
Posted by: *hic* at June 03, 2023 12:28 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Heh. I've done that.
Posted by: Groucho at June 03, 2023 12:29 AM (0v4YR)
When your suicide just isn't spectacular enough.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 03, 2023 12:29 AM (Bd6X8)
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Ah! Explains the lack of yurt pants. No yaks hereabouts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2023 12:30 AM (0v4YR)
Posted by: Miklos who actually met Mr. Spillane once that I remember at June 03, 2023 12:15 AM (iAPSy)
I had a cyst cut out of my back and I had my GF pull the stitches. Isopropyl alcohol, hemostats, a pair of nail clippers and she was willing to do it to save me the co-pay.
The only complaint she had was that the skin was growing over the knots so she had to dig a bit.
For all the conflict we had and my inability to deal with it, I still miss her at times.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2023 12:31 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Heh. I've done that.
Posted by: Groucho
INVITED
Posted by: Miklosian New Orleans Traditional Jazz Pajama Funeral at June 03, 2023 12:31 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2023 12:33 AM (xhaym)
Losing 30% of sales doesn’t matter.
Bud Light announced on Tuesday, May 30 that it would be extending its partnership with the National LGBT Chamber of Commerce which started last year. The brewing company is also donating $200,000 to the NGLCC for the second year in a row.
“Today, Bud Light and the National LGBT Chamber of Commerce (NGLCC), the exclusive certifying body for LGBT-owned businesses, announce they are extending their partnership to continue supporting economic opportunities and advancements for LGBTQ+ Americans and business owners across the country,” Anheuser-Busch said in a statement.
Posted by: Montec at June 03, 2023 12:35 AM (tW2AW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2023 12:35 AM (06vRX)
OTOH, this could trigger my sympathy-seeking tale of the skull staples.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2023 12:26 AM (Ga8Fv)
Dad fell over and hit his head on the woodstove and we had to take him to the ER. When the PA decided to use staples to close up the cut in his scalp I told Dad that he was lucky I hadn't practiced with my surgical stapler I had just got, since I figured I shouldn't make the first practice with something like that on someone I liked.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2023 12:38 AM (xhaym)
I saw Jazz Pajama Funeral open for Between The Buried And Me at The Caverns in 2012.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2023 12:38 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2023 12:35 AM (06vRX)
Mongolians have sheep too. You can make wool out of pretty much any mammal fur. The Bedouin use camel hair for example.
I made wool out of cat hair once, but I am pretty sure the Mongolians, for all their millennia of experience in transhumance life ways would not bother with pastoralism based around cats. Herding them is far too hard.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2023 12:43 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2023 12:43 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2023 12:45 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 12:45 AM (s12c9)
Full moon tonight.
In 1969 I was 7 years old and absolutely astronaut mad space mad. Absolutely convinced that in "2023" I would have already visited the moon if not lived there, we would be on Mars and traveling the solar system.
Instead I find a country where school systems actively recruit pedophiles as grade school teachers.
RIP USA.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 03, 2023 12:45 AM (gFoO0)
Posted by: Kindltot
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I have had the temerity to ask a couple of physicians as they were poised over me with some instrument in their hand, 'You
have done this before, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2023 12:46 AM (hjwuP)
Posted by: Cicero
* grabs notepad, sharpens pencil , grabs slide rule , sticks out tongue*
Hmm, nope.
Hmm,....%;;&/$$^&*
* grabs note pad, pencil, slide rule, tosses in burn barrel, throws a little diesel for good measure *
Phuc it!
* tosses match in barrel, goes back to whittling *
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hiding in plain sight at June 03, 2023 12:48 AM (uPJfE)
It's mashed, not woven.
Posted by: Cicero
Sour mash > felt mash right?
Posted by: SFGoth at June 03, 2023 12:48 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2023 12:49 AM (xhaym)
have done this before, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Were I the physician, I would have responded "once, but the cadaver wasn't nearly as funny."
This is one of the many reasons I'm not a physician.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2023 12:51 AM (DgGvY)
Then I rolled it up around a dowel and rolled the whole thing on a table for long enough for it to get fully felted.
I am considering making a hat one day. I may need to either use a different fiber source like alpaca, or maybe get some more cats.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2023 12:54 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hiding in plain sight at June 03, 2023 12:54 AM (uPJfE)
This is one of the many reasons I'm not a physician.
Posted by: mikeski
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Just a week or so ago, I was in for a physical. I expressed my sympathies to the Doc, saying, 'I have no idea how you manage to put up with the non-stop whining and complaining that you hear, day in and day out'
Doc: 'I drink heavily when I get home'.
Curiously, I found myself sympathetic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2023 01:02 AM (+apjR)
I am considering making a hat one day. I may need to either use a different fiber source like alpaca, or maybe get some more cats.
Posted by: Kindltot
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One word: Ewok
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2023 01:03 AM (1vJmm)
Posted by: Dr Nick Riviera at June 03, 2023 01:06 AM (gFoO0)
99%. Full Strawberry Moon is tomorrow night, June 4, 03:41 Zulu, which is June 3, 11:41PM EDT. Moment of syzygy will be visible for us tomorrow. That moment is the optimum howling time, of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 03, 2023 01:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Average Guy at June 03, 2023 01:26 AM (lPHZZ)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at June 03, 2023 01:31 AM (o6fYN)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 03, 2023 01:33 AM (mCh4j)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 01:38 AM (xhxe8)
With Tucker gone, I've been looking for some other channels to maybe have something good on when the others don't. I just discovered the "H & I" channel, "Heroes and Icons". They run a lot of the good old stuff.
They're running several episodes of Hawaii Five-O in the afternoon. The real Five-O, not the reboot, of course. Current crop is Season 7, 1974, when Jack Lord's hair had reached near maximum fabulousness.
It's a hoot. His tough guy stuff is great, as well as the pure melodramatic evil of the bad guys.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 03, 2023 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Universal Wrench at June 03, 2023 02:13 AM (gFoO0)
Posted by: Miklosian Moustache Stylings at June 03, 2023 02:20 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
FUN FACT
Little Miklos always liked Wo Fat, because he got away with everything.
Posted by: Miklosian Chinese Moustache Style at June 03, 2023 02:23 AM (iAPSy)
Full moon tonight.
99%. Full Strawberry Moon is tomorrow night, June 4, 03:41 Zulu, which is June 3, 11:41PM EDT. Moment of syzygy will be visible for us tomorrow. That moment is the optimum howling time, of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz)
Surely you meant to write Full Monkeypox Pride Moon.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 02:28 AM (pNxlR)
FAIL
Posted by: Miklos is in the market for extinct volcano lairs, guys need lairs at June 03, 2023 02:28 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Miklosian Chinese Moustache Style at June 03, 2023 02:23 AM (iAPSy)
Had family name a Siamese cat Wo Fat, and he got away with everything. Well, except his balls.
Posted by: The Corporate Media at June 03, 2023 02:30 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: RickZ at June 03, 2023 02:32 AM (emlEe)
I'm not an Ob-Gyn because I'd walk into every delivery room wearing a catcher's mitt, and say "Dr. Weirddave at your cervix"
Posted by: Weirddave at June 03, 2023 02:35 AM (arMvX)
"The Syndicate" was a big plot device in a lot of those old shows. Criminal masterminds, almost unstoppable, save for the efforts of our heroes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 03, 2023 02:35 AM (Mzdiz)
The Syndicate has taken over the US govt, now, I think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 03, 2023 02:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Abe Vigoda played a local Hawaiian Syndicate boss in one of the episodes. He's good at that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 03, 2023 02:39 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 02:47 AM (pNxlR)
People minding their own damn business.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Huh. What do you mean by that?
Posted by: Adriane the Clueless Critic . . . at June 03, 2023 02:48 AM (jonTH)
Better still.
Wait for one of those "holistic" types that's going to insist on 100% natural birth, and etc. You know, they've got the crystals, the incense, the essential oils and all that, along with a shaman-ess, chanting it's pronouns.
Walk in, and introduce yourself as Dr. Cesarian.
Should be a spontaneous birth right about then. One huge self-righteous contraction of indignant harrumph, and PLOOP! Bob's yer Mother!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2023 02:48 AM (e6UQI)
Hank Jr, Reba, Willie, and Tom Petty singing "Mind Your Own Business":
https://tinyurl.com/2fre42tn
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 03, 2023 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Huh. What do you mean by that?
Posted by: Adriane the Clueless Critic . . .
Express an out if favor opinion and whammo! you're piled upon with scorn (if you're lucky) or worse by scores of folks for whom what you thought or said was none of their damn business. "What business of yours is it what I think?"
There was a person from my days in HS who used to post an opinion online about something, usually from a leftist perspective, and then invite folks with a more conservative point of view to engage in give and take discussion of their relative merits. I never took the bait because, unlike him, I could read the "web room" and could readily envision the vanishingly small likelihood of a civilized and respectful discussion occurring.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 03:02 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 03, 2023 03:04 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
Now you see!
See you again, McGarret white man!
Posted by: Wo Miklos-Fat at June 03, 2023 03:08 AM (iAPSy)
IMHO, the "almost kidnapped baby" story smells false -- too reasoned and contrived so as to to solicit maximum sympathy. Almost Munchausen by proxy like in tone and intent.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 03:08 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Adriane the Clueless Critic . . . at June 03, 2023 03:09 AM (jonTH)
Scratch that, actually. The Syndicate has not take over the US govt.
The US govt. was The Syndicate all along.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 03, 2023 03:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at June 03, 2023 03:10 AM (iAPSy)
No smoke radio
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 03:11 AM (pNxlR)
Blasting a forgotten song
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 03:13 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
LOUSY QAURTER ACRE
But no
Publius is part of the System
Posted by: Miklos warns "Publius IS PEOPLE" at June 03, 2023 03:13 AM (iAPSy)
Called radar love
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 03:13 AM (pNxlR)
I am The Man.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 03, 2023 03:14 AM (Mzdiz)
To sleep, perchance to dream ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 03:15 AM (pNxlR)
>Quality music. Modern pop makes my balls itch. Yuge decline in the 21st century.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 03, 2023 03:17 AM (KVGVf)
Melodramatic Five-O bad guy lines: Bad Guy is a big thief, stealing all sorts of consumer goods for dept stores, then selling them to customers who want a really good deal.
McGarrett puts the heat on one of his clients. The Bad Guy, who wears sunglasses all the time (but McGarrett rips off later), tells this client, when he's getting squirrely: "The only thing that links me to you is your memory. I suggest it become faulty. Otherwise, I will have to erase it for you....permanently".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 03, 2023 03:18 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos warns at June 03, 2023 03:22 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Miklos suspects at June 03, 2023 03:24 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 03, 2023 03:04 AM (KAi1n)
Boy, a one-two blockbuster day at school. The water birth film then The Ohio State Patrol, with their snuff porn, 'The Perils of Drunk Driving' or 'Death on the Highway' or something sobering like that. Yep, lots of gore in that one. Headless bodies in drivers' seats and whatnot. Reminds me of the Anthony Anderson commercial about the effects of diabetes, including death: "Too much? That's the point. . . ."
When I was in high school, drunk driving was the norm in society. Sure, you'd have a few wrecks and deaths, but you pretty much got away with it if you didn't kill or seriously injure people. That Ohio State Trooper film in Drivers' Ed class saved a few lives, I'm sure.
Posted by: RickZ at June 03, 2023 03:25 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 03:08 AM (pNxlR)
I can see your point. But the sheer brazenness of the attempted theft is what makes it, to me, real. I've read enough stories of attempted kidnappings in stores and well as children just disappearing on the security camera with someone the family does not know. Also, if there is a man accosting a woman holding a baby carrier and she is screaming for help because he's abducting her 'baby', people's reactions would be pretty much the same: Kick the guy's ass first, call police later.
Posted by: RickZ at June 03, 2023 03:31 AM (emlEe)
In college, all classes are experimental.
I wanted to be an Architect, but realized the amount of difficult math involved.
So I changed to Economics
Posted by: Miklos did Ok regardless at June 03, 2023 03:32 AM (iAPSy)
Interesting:
https://tinyurl.com/2ozc9hfj
A man walks up on the stage at some big medical conference and attacks and slaps a gynecologist on state for sexually assaulting his wife.
The doctor refused to press charges.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at June 03, 2023 03:35 AM (Mzdiz)
I wanted to be an Architect, but realized the amount of difficult math involved.
So I changed to Economics
Posted by: Miklos did Ok regardless at June 03, 2023 03:32 AM (iAPSy)
Ah, yes, the Paul Krugman School of Economics.
Posted by: RickZ at June 03, 2023 03:35 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Adriane the Clueless Critic . . . at June 03, 2023 03:37 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: RickZ
Krugman got a Nobel Prize for one area of economic research. Specifically, the US automotive industry.
Was he right or RONG
Probably entirely wrong, as if that matters.
Posted by: Miklos awards self Ph.D. in Not Being a Dumbass at June 03, 2023 03:45 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Ciampino --- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity at June 03, 2023 04:06 AM (qfLjt)
The current defense appears to be "it was necessary to protect the American Mind, part of the essential United States Infrastructure?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 10:30 PM (xhaym)
If they think there's some sort of 'American Mind' to protect, I want what they're smoking.
Posted by: The Corporate Media at June 03, 2023 04:39 AM (emlEe)
Finally, my paycheck is $ 8,500 A working 10 hours per week online. My brother’s friend had an average of 12K for several months, he work about 22 hours a week. I can not believe how easy it is, once I try to do so. This is what I do....
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