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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Morning Report — 5/29/23Kevin McCarthy trumpeted a debt-ceiling deal Sunday, but increasing debt another $4 trillion with minimal concessions is nothing to boast about. To be fair, the House speaker has a razor slim majority and Republicans don’t control the Senate, where Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and his sidekick Lindsey Graham have announced that the only thing they care about is Ukraine. But McCarthy’s one dealbreaker should have been his promise to defund President Biden’s massive $80 billion to turbocharge an already weaponized IRS. This was the totemic centerpiece of his pitch to become speaker. It was the most memorable promise of the Republicans’ midterm campaign to win back the House. It struck a chord with voters, wary of funding a new “army” of armed IRS agents to harass middle-class families and small business owners and abuse their powers to target political dissidents, Soviet-style. “Our very first bill will repeal the funding for 87,000 new IRS agents,” McCarthy vowed. “You see, we believe government should be to help you, not go after you.” Sure enough, the House voted 221-210 to repeal the extra IRS funding. “Promises made,” the newly minted speaker said Jan. 9, banging the gavel on the first bill of the Republican-controlled House. What about promises kept? In the debt-ceiling deal outlined Sunday and due to be inked later this week, McCarthy has allowed the lion’s share of that extra IRS funding to remain unmolested: preserving $78.1 billion of the $80 billion. As rebel GOP Rep Dan Bishop put it: “So there will be 85,260 more IRS agents rather than 87,000 to eat you alive. Big win.” Overpromising and underdelivering is what turns voters off the GOP. You don’t mount a powerful six-month fear campaign about 87,000 new, armed IRS agents ready to break down people’s doors, and then meekly capitulate at the first sign of resistance. Even if those fears were exaggerated, your credibility rests on delivering a lot more than 2% of what you promised. In any case the fears about a weaponized IRS targeting Biden’s opponents are very real. If anything, the IRS is worse today than it was during the Obama administration, when Lois Lerner presided over the targeted harassment of Tea Party groups and other conservatives. Not a single IRS employee was held accountable for the scandal. Lerner retired on a full pension without even a slap on the wrist. This is the same IRS which went after journalist Matt Taibbi last December, three weeks after he started reporting on the so-called “Twitter Files,” which revealed that censorship on the social-media platform had been coordinated by federal government agencies such as the FBI and CIA. On March 9, when Taibbi was testifying in Congress about, ironically enough, the weaponization of the federal government, IRS agents showed up unannounced at his New Jersey home. The IRS file on Taibbi was opened the day he posted his ninth and most explosive Twitter file, detailing how agencies including the Pentagon and the State Department had colluded with Twitter to stifle dissent. It was Christmas Eve, a Saturday, which shows what an unusual priority it was for an agency that normally goes to sleep for two weeks over Christmas and whose standard work week is Monday through Friday. Under questioning from Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan, the IRS has claimed it had concerns about “identity fraud” with Taibbi’s 2018 and 2021 tax returns, and that he was sent two letters before the home visit. Yet Taibbi says he and his accountant never received any letters. Even more “unnerving” as Taibbi puts it, was the fact that an IRS case agent had compiled a dossier on him which included personal information such as his voter registration records and whether he had a concealed-weapons permit or a hunting or fishing license. Unlike Hunter Biden, Taibbi didn’t owe the IRS any taxes and in fact was due a refund. . . . . . This is the IRS that is still getting almost $80 billion of taxpayer money to double down on its malfeasance in the countdown to the 2024 election — with the benign approval of the House Republicans who promised to stop it. Buckle up.Indeed. And, as per usual, the actual or for-the-most-part somewhat consistent conservatives are not sanguine about this deal, while the RINOs blast them for not shutting up and going along. While the details of the agreement are still being ironed out, and congressional leaders still have to convince their Members to vote for it, some on the top Republicans in Washington, D.C., are not happy with the agreement. “There are members of the GOP claiming Democrats got nothing from the ‘deal.’ Oh really? 1) An uncapped debt ceiling with an expiration date – worth approximately $4 trillion…? 2) basically no cuts – a freeze at bloated 2023 spending level?” Rep. Chip Roy (R-TX), a House Freedom Caucus member, tweeted. “ZERO claw back of the $1.2 Trillion ‘inflation reduction act’ crony giveaways to elite leftists for grid-destroying unreliable energy…? 4) 98% of the IRS expansion left fully in place…? 5) no work requirements for Medicaid? – & only age adjustments for TANF/SNAP…?” “No REINS act statutory requirement for congress to approve huge regulations – just an ‘administrative’ paygo that the administration will get to enforce? 7) No border security!! – & a deal allowing them to avoid policy riders in the fall… more…” he added. Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) responded, “With Republicans like these, who needs Democrats?” Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) echoed Lee’s tweet, writing: “Fake conservatives agree to fake spending cuts. Deal will increase mandatory spending ~5%, increase military spending ~3%, and maintain current non-military discretionary spending at post-COVID levels. No real cuts to see here. Conservatives have been sold out once again!” “He’s right. There’s not ‘one thing’ for Dems. There are $4 trillion things—a blank check—for Democrats,” Cruz responded. “Plus 87,000 things: new IRS agents to harass Americans. All in exchange for eliminating virtually ALL of the House’s spending cuts.” Rep. Ken Buck (R-CO) added, “This pretty much says it all. Democrats got everything they wanted with this bill and don’t have to defend their reckless spending prior to the 2024 election. It’s a win for them.”Yup. Winning. Regardless of who is at the top of the GOP, it's still the same old story as it's been since Ike was president. The Republican Party in the main does not have a problem at all with an ever-expanding bureaucracy and big, central all-powerful government. The only differentiator that they would tell you (that is if they were being honest in the first place about my statement) is that they're better managers than the Democrats. Whether it's Ike, Nixon, Ford, Reagan, the Shrubs or even Trump, the size and scope of the bureaucracy has never ever been starved of the lifeblood it needs to metastasize into what it has become. The money. I'm no economist, but had there been no deal reached and we indeed did default, would the sky have fallen in on our heads? I don't think so. In any case, assuming there was some degree of pain and disruption to our daily lives, my contention is that it would be eminently better than what we are suffering under now and for sure what is to come under the continued non-stop functioning of the beast that is our tormenter, the all-powerful State in DC and its tentacles in far too many statehouses. It's all kabuki-bukkake theater anyway. There will be no intentional stopping and reversing of course of this under any circumstances, even if the GOP wins 100 Senate seats, the 530-odd House seats and the White House come 2024. This nation, whatever you want to call it, is no longer run by the governmental system laid out in 1789. Hasn't been for decades. Christopher Wray essentially telling Rep James Comer to go fuck himself by refusing to hand over smoking gun documents regarding the Biden Crime Family is just one example of dozens we all could cite off the top of our heads. He, Wray, is the embodiment of what is essentially an authoritarian regime that runs the show, somewhat akin to a monarchy insofar as its generational elitist, globalist bloodline. Nice to know that the 400,000+ who were snuffed out between '41-'45 gave their lives only to see the kissing cousin of what they were fighting now alive and well in DC. "This is an unusual Memorial Day. Today we remember, with a debt of gratitude we can never repay, those who have made the ultimate sacrifice to keep us free from external enemies. As we do so, internal enemies are working steadily to erode and ultimately destroy the very freedoms for which so many gave their lives, and to render their sacrifices meaningless. Today is May 29. It is not only Memorial Day; it is also the 570th anniversary of an event that is largely forgotten today, but was one of the most momentous occasions in all of human history: the conquest of Constantinople and final destruction of the Roman Empire. . . In many ways . . .we are still living in the Roman Empire; its cultural influence has never dissipated. The lessons we can learn from it are so many and various as to defy easy synopsis. But one of the most telling of those lessons for our situation today is that for most of its long lifetime, the Roman Empire was generally thought to be invincible on the battlefield, so far superior to other military forces that the Romans at times even prevailed against stronger forces on the power of their reputation alone. Not only Romans, but many non-Romans at times assumed this. Roman politicians likewise thought that the empire could never be defeated, and behaved accordingly, unhesitatingly engaging in savage infighting without regard for how this fighting would weaken the empire before its external enemies. The empire was forever. It would never end . . . . . . On this Memorial Day, we are likewise still threatened by those Islamic jihadis, although most Americans have forgotten about their existence and think that they are a spent force. We are also threatened by a mass migration that weakens our national character and unity. And just as was so often the case in the Roman empire, the most immediate threat comes from within, from those who are so intent on securing their power, and so short-sighted, that they are destroying the very basis of that power. As we remember the fallen today, we must realize that the existential threat we face today cannot and will not be defeated by military force. The soldiers now are ordinary citizens. The warriors who win the next victory for human dignity and freedom will be people who had the courage to stand against the officially mandated madness and say, “No more.” We have been brought to a point where it is no longer enough to be grateful to God that some people gave their lives to defend and protect our civilization. It is now incumbent upon us to arise and be willing to do the same, not with bullets and bombs, but with the force of reason and the unyielding refusal to surrender and submitWe live in an age when absurdity and madness are not only in the ascendancy, but are insistently forced upon us by an increasingly authoritarian ruling traitor class. In this age, staying sane is a revolutionary act. On this Memorial Day, dare to be part of that revolution.We'll have a Memorial Day thread just after the Morning Rant.
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Happy Memorial Day
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 07:32 AM (BRHaw) 2
Back to early, I see.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 07:33 AM (Vwz3I) 3
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 29, 2023 07:33 AM (z99Zw) 4
g'mornin' again, 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at May 29, 2023 07:33 AM (ENBF0) 5
Yeah!
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 07:34 AM (a175k) 6
ManBallsOnChin got his pipeline pork out of the deal, so yeah, the deal is done.
We're screwed. Again. McCarthy got an agreement that from now on Pelosi will use lube when she does him up the ass with her husband's boyfriend's hammer. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023 07:35 AM (Y6AXb) 7
1 Happy Memorial Day
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 07:32 AM (BRHaw) I don't think "happy" is really the appropriate word. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2023 07:36 AM (x0n13) 8
Spending cuts that add another $1.5 trillion to the national debt.
Posted by: davidt at May 29, 2023 07:36 AM (SYTee) 9
I expected great things from McCarthy. Wonderful things. Like 87,000 IRS agents on the head of a pin.
Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 07:36 AM (iayUP) 10
The "St. Gaudens" in Boston Common (Col. Shaw and his Colored Regiment) from Three Places in New England by Charles Ives, performed by the Boston Symphony Orchestra conducted by Michael Tilson Thomas. https://youtu.be/98ToVToYdbI Happy Memorial Day. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2023 07:36 AM (MoZTd) 11
" There are never any real cuts. Ever." Spot on, JJ.
Posted by: sidney at May 29, 2023 07:36 AM (hGlnS) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 07:37 AM (zZu0s) Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2023 07:37 AM (Q4IgG) 14
>>Good morning, kids. So congratulations, I guess to Kevin McCarthy for the big "win" in the debt ceiling standoff.
Well it is a big win in that, typically, the GOP like to wring as much political damage for themselves as possible before ultimately capitulating and caving to every Donk demand. downside is the US debt will now have another 4 trillion added to it in the next two years, and be up just as the new administration takes over in 25. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 07:38 AM (up/3i) 15
Tranheiser Busch has reportedly signed a deal with Harley-Davidson to get some testosterone back in their beer ads.
Won't work, guys. Too late. Harley will be lucky if this doesn't wind up making Harleys seem like a tranny thing. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023 07:38 AM (Y6AXb) 16
Kevin gave an academy award performance as the lead actor in the GOP production of "Surrender Monkey Theater."
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 07:38 AM (a175k) 17
Good morning JJ and horde
Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 07:38 AM (xhxe8) 18
> 11 " There are never any real cuts. Ever." Spot on, JJ.
Posted by: sidney at May 29, 2023 07:36 AM (hGlnS) Indeed. Only lying communist newspeak could call a 20% increase (rather than the requested 25%) a "cut", but that's what they do. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023 07:39 AM (Y6AXb) 19
My apologize to the person who wrote the report. I was on auto pilot.
Posted by: sidney at May 29, 2023 07:40 AM (hGlnS) 20
I don't think "happy" is really the appropriate word.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2023 07:36 AM (x0n13) I know maybe Remember Memorial Day Prayers for Those Remembered on Memorial Day there was no disrespect meant! Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 07:40 AM (BRHaw) 21
And a story tying into your Memorial Day...
"Malaysia detains Chinese barge on suspicion of looting Second World War British shipwrecks." They are considered war graves and 'souvenir hunting' is illegal. [I wonder if it's even considered piracy under the Law of the Seas Treaty?] And on the last day the sea shall give up her dead. RIP. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 07:40 AM (Vwz3I) 22
Mornin' Y'all
"Our institutions are failing the American people and will continue to do so until accountability is demanded by the public and restored by our political leaders." This Is No Way to Run a Government This is what is known in the business as "An Evergreen", an article that can be written anywhere, anytime about anyone and it is always true. Dummy down the language in the Declaration of Independence and you have yet another Evergreen. Write about some tribal leader on a island, same thing. And guess what? There is no solution short of French Revolution or total collapse - all cures worse than the disease. Maranatha Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 29, 2023 07:40 AM (YXHzG) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 07:42 AM (RIvkX) 24
Interest expense will be an ever-increasing share of the budget. Powell can't do a Volckler so high inflation will continue and will affect things like food even more.
Social security taxes once exceeded payouts, but no longer. Payouts will increasingly exceed SS taxes. Math's a bitch. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 29, 2023 07:42 AM (RqMSv) 25
Concerning the Robert Gould Shaw Memorial, we read, "[The] monument was vandalized in 2012, 2015, and 2017. On May 31, 2020, as part of the 2020 George Floyd protests, the back of the monument was vandalized with phrases such as 'Black Lives Matter', 'ACAB,' and 'Fuck 12'. As part of a renovation plan, the front had been covered with plywood, which also received graffiti." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2023 07:43 AM (MoZTd) 26
McCarthy is pissing on your leg and telling you its raining.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 07:43 AM (RIvkX) 27
huh, went all weekend without hearing any of the above.
kinda nice! having read it, I am still unmoved, meh, effemall. G'mornin' Horde! Thanks, JJ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 29, 2023 07:43 AM (v0mat) 28
Hiya
Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 07:44 AM (T4tVD) 29
Only in government land is a reduction in the rate a program increases considered a cut to a program. In my world an actual cut would be to not increase a program and then reduce the rat hole money by a certain percent. This is why I am denouncing myself and making myself a Viet Cong Tiger Cage where I can wait until it is time for me to be recycled as the ersatz hamburger.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 07:45 AM (a175k) 30
Spending cuts that add another $1.5 trillion to the national debt.
------ A few more such cuts shall be the ruin of us! Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 07:45 AM (Vwz3I) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 07:46 AM (u82oZ) 32
Hey, at least the new IRS agents got their uniform allowance cut, and they have to buy their own ceremonial daggers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 29, 2023 07:46 AM (lz5hY) 33
Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 29, 2023 07:47 AM (CyFKd) 34
"A seemingly endless stream of Twitter users are boycotting the brand." (ditto! - jjs)
Backlash & Boycott-Calls Hit North Face After Ad Featuring Drag Queen Inviting Everyone To ‘Come Out’ I'm not sure that North Face is a brand that will feel any pain for this stunt. They are experiencing other headwinds from brands like Patagonia, Canada Goose and Arc’teryx going after the trendy high end. If anything, this gets their brand higher recognition and likely falls into the "... as long as you spell my name right" sort of notoriety. Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 29, 2023 07:47 AM (YXHzG) 35
I wish people would stop saying, " we've been had" or "we got screwed" - there is no opposition party, it's just who gets to be the Globetrotters and who gets to be the Generals.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 29, 2023 07:47 AM (oWBc3) 36
Straight out of Orwell. The reduction of the chocolate ration was reduced from 10% to 5%, thus increasing the chocolate ration.
Posted by: davidt at May 29, 2023 07:47 AM (SYTee) 37
Seen on Twatter: it takes a government to be so incompetent that it can run a legal protection racket, taking money at gunpoint, and still wind up bankrupt.
That reminds me of the time the feds seized a whorehouse in Nevada for back taxes (or some such). Yep. It went bankrupt. "If the U.S. government took over the Sahara Desert, in a year there'd be a big sand shortage." Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023 07:48 AM (Y6AXb) Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 07:49 AM (T4tVD) 39
If it does not reduce the size, scope and reach of the federal government, it's not a conservative bill-- it's a liberal Democrat turd with Republican frosting.
And how about the "Leader" so removed from knowing what his caucus wants that nearly none of them are supporting this? That he's just kneecapped them into being the fall men if this fails? To say nothing of his "deal" being 10,000 miles away from what conservative voters want? The Red Wave didn't fizzle because of bad candidates, or cheating or suburban women or abortion-- this are all excuses to hide the one, deadly fact: Voters did not believe for one second that Republicans were going to deliver on their promises. So why bother? And McCarthy had proven them right at every step and turn. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2023 07:50 AM (5EnGD) 40
Has the Freedom Caucus chimed in on their boy McCarthy and this "huge win?" I seem to recall this bunch of grifters making demands and running their collective mouth about how they were going to "shake things up."
This... this isn't even a gentle rattle. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2023 07:50 AM (Q4IgG) 41
Tranheiser Busch has reportedly signed a deal with Harley-Davidson to get some testosterone back in their beer ads.
After seeing company after company "coming out" with their woke marketing, HD will be coming out with trannies on their bikes. In all fairness though, many of the skank riding bitch on many of those bikes already look like trannies - or worse. Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 29, 2023 07:52 AM (YXHzG) 42
@39
>>So why bother? And McCarthy had proven them right at every step and turn. Practically speaking, there really isn't that much that can be done to course correct at this point. It's has to crash and realistically, what McCarthy wrung out is as good as it gets. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 07:53 AM (up/3i) 43
May everyone have a respectful and meaningfully reflective Memorial Day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 07:54 AM (u82oZ) 44
Voters did not believe for one second that Republicans were going to deliver on their promises. So why bother? And McCarthy had proven them right at every step and turn.
They abandoned "The Consent of the Governed" a very long time ago. Add that plus the total corruption of elections and time & money is better spent loading ammo. Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 29, 2023 07:54 AM (YXHzG) 45
>>Of Course: Illegitimate Gov. Hobbs Vetoes Election Integrity Reforms in Arizona
A seemingly bigger story coming out of Arizona over the weekend is that the Lake campaign caught the Maricopa County election officials illegally reprograming the electronic voting machines. On Election Day 60% of the machines failed in Republican leaning areas. In a functioning world this would be a huge story. https://tinyurl.com/4y6tumd7 Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2023 07:57 AM (ZLI7S) 46
Thomas Bender
It is the tray tables stowed action taken before flight into terrain. Forewarned is Forearmed. Everyone on life sustaining medicine is crash + 90 days max for survival. Like my wife. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 07:57 AM (u82oZ) 47
Oh, and one more item. "In July 2020, the monument became a focus of discussion during the iconoclasm that took place as part of the George Floyd protests." Out: Vandalism In: Iconoclasm Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2023 07:57 AM (MoZTd) 48
Here's a feel good story:
"Graduates booed and turned their chairs away from former U.S Rep. Liz Cheney as she delivered the commencement address at Colorado College on Sunday" 'Why listen to a racist, imperialist, transphobic, war monger??' Her Alma mater. Heh. Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 07:57 AM (iayUP) 49
Who, exactly, on the planet Earth, had the odd 30 Trillion dollars lying about, not doing anything, that they could lend it to the United States government?
Also exactly why would people who can coin money simply by creating it out of thin air, with printing presses, need to borrow so much as $1.00 of that money they print, from anyone, for what purpose? Perhaps they wanted to buy a cup of coffee, and didn't feel like tearing off a dollar bill from the latest run of the presses? There is some sort of gigantic fraud going on here that none of us understand. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 29, 2023 07:58 AM (CecP5) 50
Of Course: Illegitimate Gov. Hobbs Vetoes Election Integrity Reforms in Arizona Am I the only one to read that as "Illegitimate Gov. Hobo"? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2023 07:58 AM (MoZTd) 51
JJ. Thank you! Lots to ponder here.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 07:58 AM (u82oZ) 52
The "deal" is pert near exactly what I expected. GOPe loses all, Donks get all. Business as usual. *spits*
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 29, 2023 07:58 AM (3CCua) 53
Who, exactly, on the planet Earth, had the odd 30 Trillion dollars lying about, not doing anything, that they could lend it to the United States government? I found a $30 trillion platinum coin in the sofa cushions. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2023 07:59 AM (MoZTd) 54
Let me break it to you gently; we need a veto proof congress (⅔ of both houses) in order to reverse course. Calling people names will not change that.
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at May 29, 2023 08:00 AM (9X60i) 55
Fuck the GOP.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 29, 2023 08:01 AM (KiBMU) 56
An Observation sez China Joe not my president
Simply, we are funding a religion of true believers in equity, nihilism, and Gaia worship. The outer cult believes. The Inner Cult just rakes in the money. It is a con to end all cons. I don't see how the Inner, Inner circle plans to survive. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 08:01 AM (u82oZ) 57
Failure theater defines winning as losing with dignity.
===== Falling with style. (Tagline from some old movie.) Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2023 08:01 AM (MIKMs) 58
The latest Democrat meme for not just rounding over immediately ... injecting chaos
Posted by: Neo at May 29, 2023 08:01 AM (RovqD) 59
Calling people names will not change that.
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner ----------- Bite me, Tattoo-Face!! Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:02 AM (Vwz3I) 60
@46
>>Forewarned is Forearmed. Everyone on life sustaining medicine is crash + 90 days max for survival. Like my wife. Unfortunately when things go Tango Uniform a lot of good people are going to feel the affects more acutely, well at least we will be all in this together and can feed the appropriate cadre of people into our armada of industrial wood chippers. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 08:02 AM (up/3i) 61
Eggs are cheap everywhere around here again. Just like that.
Posted by: tubal at May 29, 2023 08:02 AM (PCK5/) 62
Like a drug addiction, debt spending can't be broken until it all crashes
Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 08:02 AM (xhxe8) 63
Have a sincere are meaningful Memorial Day is more appropriate.
And now, America, off to the beaches! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 29, 2023 08:03 AM (Dzf2t) 64
Just visited a small cemetery with people who served in wars from the time of the Revolutionary War, There was also a grave of a man who was born in 1752 who was a pastor. One of the churches he served was down the road from
me. If he served two churches at the same time it was about a 10 mile trip between the two, which was not the quickest trip on a horse or horse and buggy. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2023 08:03 AM (j93D/) 65
"Calling people names will not change that.
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner ----------- Bite me, Tattoo-Face!! Posted by: andycanuck" Be careful. He's a cannibal, you know. Posted by: Call Me Fishsmell at May 29, 2023 08:03 AM (iayUP) 66
Remember Memorial Day!
Fly your flag. 🇺🇸 Posted by: redridinghood at May 29, 2023 08:03 AM (NpAcC) 67
BNO News @BNONews · 10h
China preparing to send astronaut to the moon by 2030, space agency says Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:04 AM (Vwz3I) 68
It's has to crash and realistically, what McCarthy wrung out is as good as it gets.
--- I agree. There is nothing but pain that can fix this. But what part of this deal cause any pain to the left? "Spending cuts" are a sad joke that Republicans have been lying about delivering for forty years and more. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2023 08:04 AM (5EnGD) 69
Thomas Bender
Pick your target. OPSEC. Although I have a rank ordering of effective schwerpunkts. In my head. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 08:04 AM (u82oZ) 70
"China preparing to send astronaut to the moon by 2030, space agency says
Posted by: andycanuck" The Jacky Gleason Space Program? Posted by: Call Me Fishsmell at May 29, 2023 08:05 AM (iayUP) Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:05 AM (Vwz3I) 72
@67
>>BNO News @BNONews · 10h China preparing to send astronaut to the moon by 2030, space agency says First thing they do is fire up 15 coal fired plants build 100 widget factories and stuff a bunch of wuigers there, Hunter Biden will be the middle man for the deal and cut the Big Guy his 10pct Vig. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 08:06 AM (up/3i) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 08:06 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 08:07 AM (T4tVD) 75
To be fair, the House speaker has a razor slim majority
--- So your defense of them is pointing out that they fully control the House. Got it. Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 08:07 AM (5/7b/) 76
There is some sort of gigantic fraud going on here that none of us understand.
Posted by: An Observation I've wondered about that as well. Ft. Knox's gold is poofed away off, to God knows where, and our dollar currency is backed by hubris, faggots, and media lies (BIRM). Posted by: BifBewalski at May 29, 2023 08:07 AM (3CCua) 77
48 Here's a feel good story:
"Graduates booed and turned their chairs away from former U.S Rep. Liz Cheney as she delivered the commencement address at Colorado College on Sunday" 'Why listen to a racist, imperialist, transphobic, war monger??' Her Alma mater. Heh. Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 07:57 AM (iayUP) In 2020 Liz Cheney won the Wyoming Rep Primary with 73.5% of the vote. In 2022 she got 28.9%. In two years she lost 44.6% of the electorate. A remarkable achievement in the field of Selling Out. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 29, 2023 08:07 AM (z+89e) 78
Do we get to go visit pop-pop at the White House for Memorial Day this year, mommy?
Posted by: Navy Joan Biden at May 29, 2023 08:08 AM (DhOHl) 79
@69
>>Pick your target. OPSEC. Although I have a rank ordering of effective schwerpunkts. In my head. The hell that's going to be unleashed on the Elites is going to make The French Revolution pale in comparison. Le Razor National is going to be working overtime. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 08:08 AM (up/3i) 80
Listen to the butthurt Dems, for not getting everything they demand. Will they vote for the deal or not? Still a lot of horse trading to go, and not a lot of time.
Interesting times. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 08:08 AM (u82oZ) 81
Wanna bet we hear from FJB before tomorrow night about how he wants to honor his son's bravery this Memorial Day, the son that died in the heat of battle in Iraq?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 29, 2023 08:09 AM (KiBMU) 82
Is anything good happening anywhere
Posted by: DB - eschewing the current thing at May 29, 2023 08:09 AM (geLO8) 83
Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 30m
NEW - Australians shiver through the coldest May ever as temperatures plunge to record lows across the country. https://www.disclose.tv/id/c8yfd44so8/ I just looked up Melbourne's weather for the week and the temperatures are about the same as Toronto's [and I'd assume Western NY's] from last week. [Although it is just below freezing in several other parts of the country.] Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:09 AM (Vwz3I) 84
In hour might drive, use to ride bike, down to town and see Memorial Day ceremony
Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 08:09 AM (xhxe8) 85
@75
>>So your defense of them is pointing out that they fully control the House. Got it. Here is the 2022 Budget, solve the unsolvable riddle.. https://tinyurl.com/2l7ban28 Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 08:10 AM (up/3i) Posted by: Reforger at May 29, 2023 08:10 AM (B705c) 87
*China preparing to send astronaut to the moon by 2030, space agency says*
Whitey's on the moon: https://youtu.be/3nzoPopQ7V0 Posted by: Gil Heron at May 29, 2023 08:11 AM (DhOHl) 88
>In two years she lost 44.6% of the electorate. A remarkable achievement in the field of Selling Out.
Well, she's a WINO. Wyomingite In Name Only. Posted by: DB - eschewing the current thing at May 29, 2023 08:11 AM (geLO8) 89
There is some sort of gigantic fraud going on here that none of us understand.
-- It always goes back to laundering money. At probably every level of government, everything is money laundering to some degree. The higher you get and the more money you're responsible for, the more money you can shuffle to your friends and family. Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 08:11 AM (5/7b/) 90
Is anything good happening anywhere
Posted by: DB - eschewing the current thing at May 29, 2023 08:09 AM (geLO You talking on this planet, or elsewhere? Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 29, 2023 08:11 AM (Angsy) 91
I guess the money laundering scheme has always been that way throughout history, and only the titles of the rulers has changed.
Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 08:12 AM (5/7b/) 92
Titty Caca/Evita-ta Cortez got reamed at a local town hall in Queens. Got called a "piece of shit" by a constituent. Heh. Good and hard, people. You voted for her. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2023 08:12 AM (x0n13) 93
Kevin McCarthy as Robert Morris, starring in How To Succeed In Politics Without Really Trying.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2023 08:12 AM (4I/2K) 94
"The Biblical injunction to 'put on the full armor of God, so that you can make your stand against the devil’s schemes' may not be so archaic after all."
It never was. Posted by: grammie winger at May 29, 2023 08:12 AM (45fpk) 95
Good happens but it doesn’t scream and shout for attention.
Posted by: tubal at May 29, 2023 08:12 AM (PCK5/) 96
>>There is some sort of gigantic fraud going on here that none of us understand.
What is getting very little coverage but has the potential to alter everything is the slow but insidious push toward digital money. The EU is moving faster than we are but there are those in the US already pushing for it. If that is allowed to happen game over. Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2023 08:12 AM (ZLI7S) 97
I just looked up Melbourne's weather for the week and the temperatures are about the same as Toronto's [and I'd assume Western NY's] from last week. [Although it is just below freezing in several other parts of the country.]
===== Traditionally, Northern Illinois has Memorial Day as the first 'safe' day for planting. Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2023 08:13 AM (MIKMs) 98
Titty Caca/Evita-ta Cortez got reamed at a local town hall in Queens.
Got called a "piece of shit" by a constituent. Heh. Good and hard, people. You voted for her. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2023 08:12 AM (x0n13) But was it from someone even further left? Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 29, 2023 08:13 AM (Angsy) 99
" ... the economy is on the high speed rail line to destruction and there's nothing that can stop it. If only that rail line were like the real thing and a boondoggle that never gets built ... "
LOL, JJ! (I would laugh louder if it wasn't so painfully true!) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 29, 2023 08:13 AM (v0mat) 100
Thomas Bender
The DeepState insiders are not so smart, and they think we are dumber. But with careful selection, we can outmaneuver the forces of Darkness. The Deep State has a lot of advantages, with extensive files on all of us at Google, monitoring all communications, secure coms, much better weaponry and training, and interior lines. But they are outnumbered, and poorly positioned if there is no hierarchal leadership to decapitate. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 08:13 AM (u82oZ) 101
Here is the 2022 Budget, solve the unsolvable riddle..
-- Clearly the only solution is cutting funding to Social Security, military healthcare, and any Police and Fire grants. Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 08:14 AM (5/7b/) 102
76 There is some sort of gigantic fraud going on here that none of us understand.
Posted by: An Observation I've wondered about that as well. Ft. Knox's gold is poofed away off, to God knows where, and our dollar currency is backed by hubris, faggots, and media lies (BIRM). Posted by: BifBewalski at May 29, 2023 08:07 AM (3CCua) The gold reserves are about 6-7% the size of the Fed's balance sheet. Which means either the Fed had the cash reserves to spend 8-9 trillion dollars on buying US debt, and they could retire that amount of National Debt, but choose not to. OR the Fed borrowed 8-9 trillion dollars from... from... no one at all? Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 29, 2023 08:14 AM (z+89e) 103
target is a publicly held company and has quite obviously abandoned it's fiduciary responsibilities to it's share holders by doubling down on this woke garbage.
Time for them to sue. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2023 08:14 AM (ncXxy) 104
Erdogan out-Dems the Dems, winning runoff election [his 11th administration IIRC -- and 22 years]:
https://tinyurl.com/5n86td7b Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:15 AM (Vwz3I) 105
But was it from someone even further left?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 29, 2023 08:13 AM (Angsy) Whoever it was, and whatever his politics, as well as the crowd, he was ripping her for the open borders insanity. Whole crowd too. https://nypost.com/2023/05/27/alexandria-ocasio- cortez-shouted-down-during-chaotic-nyc-town-hall/ Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2023 08:15 AM (x0n13) 106
Those voting machine videos. The ones that shows workers in Maricopa county AZ plugging new chips or stick devices in machines prior to the voting or prior to the counting (not explained which) are chilling to see.
Just make up a few hundred thousand votes, plug them in, and there you go. Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 29, 2023 08:16 AM (KiBMU) 107
As you watch McCarthy scurry to re-order the deck chairs on the Titanic, the next interesting show is the response of Ron and Don.
Who has the better calibration on the opinions of the base? Which listeneres are they trying to appeaae with their response? I'm going to say they will both flounder and fail: Trump will try to lay a thread between populism but not offending his Speaker choice. DeSantis will try to dance a similar line between conservatives and his insider backers. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2023 08:16 AM (5EnGD) Posted by: Trump2024. DeSCAMtis Sucks at May 29, 2023 08:17 AM (xafCN) 109
Well, she's a WINO. Wyomingite In Name Only.
===== The BLM (Federal land) Plantations must learn to sit down, shut up, and accept the rule of their 'betters'. Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2023 08:17 AM (MIKMs) 110
Tranheiser Busch has reportedly signed a deal with Harley-Davidson to get some testosterone back in their beer ads.
After seeing company after company "coming out" with their woke marketing, HD will be coming out with trannies on their bikes. In all fairness though, many of the skank riding bitch on many of those bikes already look like trannies - or worse. Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 29, 2023 07:52 AM (YXHzG) Maybe this time the tranny on a bike ducks when the lethal boomerang thrown by the feral kid comes whizzing by. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2023 08:18 AM (4I/2K) 111
107 DeSantis will try to dance a similar line between conservatives and his insider backers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2023 08:16 AM (5EnGD) The question in my mind is, are DeSantis' backers backing him because of pure Trump derangement or because they actually do, or think they can, control him? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2023 08:18 AM (x0n13) 112
When is bigK's 'splainer presser coming where he begins by saying "Look, I'm going to be honest with you..."
and somewhere toward the middle or end he pulls out the Boehner chestnut about "the best we could do... work with one another to bring the spending to heel... next time...". That first bit always indicative of previously not being honest as if that is any surprise to readers here. Can't wait for Drumpf to run out and step on his dick again, supporting his pal Kevin. Worse than useless. In on the heist. Posted by: micky at May 29, 2023 08:19 AM (3byMq) 113
Megyn Kelly is a fucking squish. She had a couple guys on her podcast discussing Scott Adams monologue about blacks thinking "whites are not OK," and how he has come to think that . . .
. . . blacks are a hate group. . . . whites should avoid blacks. Megyn clutching pearls over this. Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 29, 2023 08:19 AM (KiBMU) 114
“Just being able to hear my national anthem, see my flag, I definitely want to stand. Now everybody that will not stand or not come out, I totally support them 100 percent. That’s our right, as an American in this great country.” - Brittney Griner
The deal that got her out of Russia should have landed her in a US prison to serve out the rest of her sentence. Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 08:19 AM (a175k) 115
>>Those voting machine videos. The ones that shows workers in Maricopa county AZ plugging new chips or stick devices in machines prior to the voting or prior to the counting (not explained which) are chilling to see.
After the machines were certified but before the voting. Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2023 08:20 AM (ZLI7S) 116
https://nypost.com/2023/05/27/alexandria-ocasio-
cortez-shouted-down-during-chaotic-nyc-town-hall/ Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2023 08:15 AM (x0n13) It seems to me that if someone was motivated enough to spend time knocking on doors, they might be able to get rid of her. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 29, 2023 08:20 AM (Angsy) 117
At a Swedish Dancing With The Stars type of show...
Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson Climate cultists thought they had sabotaged another beautiful event — then the cameraman had his revenge. Wait for it 🎥 💥 https://tinyurl.com/ykbpt3yx 21 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:21 AM (Vwz3I) 118
Those voting machine videos. The ones that shows workers in Maricopa county AZ plugging new chips or stick devices in machines prior to the voting or prior to the counting (not explained which) are chilling to see.
After the machines were certified but before the voting. Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2023 08:20 AM I don't know what machines they are using in Arizona but the ones we use in my Texas county have tamper tape over the thumb drives. If someone tampers with it it is plainly obvious to anyone using the machine. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2023 08:21 AM (ncXxy) 119
@101
>>Clearly the only solution is cutting funding to Social Security, military healthcare, and any Police and Fire grants. Again, there are hard and fast realities that have to be contended with, cutting anything is realistically and politically impossible. The only solution long term is for everything to crash and hope that what rises from the ashes is something resembling a Constitutional Republic and not Lord Humongouses Waste. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 08:21 AM (up/3i) 120
107 DeSantis will try to dance a similar line between conservatives and his insider backers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2023 08:16 AM (5EnGD) The question in my mind is, are DeSantis' backers backing him because of pure Trump derangement or because they actually do, or think they can, control him? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2023 08:18 AM (x0n13) I don't care whether they think they can control him or whether that's their motivation. I want to know if they can control him. The leaked tapes about "after the primary" are not heartening. They're spending a helluva lotta money, and they mean to get their money's worth. Thanks for the MR, JJ, and e'rrybody raise'em up in respect today. Posted by: Catherine at May 29, 2023 08:22 AM (ZSsrh) 121
To a certain extent there's already a lot of digital currency in play.
Direct deposit for example. Sure, there's a ledger of some sort, also digital, but no "real money" is sent to your bank if you get a direct deposited check. Same with credit card transactions. You might pay the CC bill with an online bill paying system. No "real money" is moved. It's all digital. It's when FedGov begins to monitor and manage those transactions to a greater extent than they already do that things get dicey. At that point, IMO, paper money and coinage will be illegal tender, for all debts public and private. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2023 08:22 AM (Q4IgG) 122
"In a functioning world this would be a huge story."
https://tinyurl.com/4y6tumd7 Posted by: JackStraw ikr ... same with Durham ... "we caught them red handed" ... but no one gets prosecuted, the beatings continue until morale improves. Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2023 08:23 AM (Cus5s) 123
Traditionally, Northern Illinois has Memorial Day as the first 'safe' day for planting.
------------- I turned the central heat back on for last week; just turning it off again this Saturday just passed. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:23 AM (Vwz3I) 124
121
It's when FedGov begins to monitor and manage those transactions to a greater extent than they already do that things get dicey. At that point, IMO, paper money and coinage will be illegal tender, for all debts public and private. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2023 08:22 AM (Q4IgG) Good comment.Digital is already here and is not going away. Posted by: tubal at May 29, 2023 08:24 AM (PCK5/) 125
> if someone was motivated enough to spend time knocking on doors, they might be able to get rid of her.
Posted by: OrangeEnt these politicians burrow in like ticks and can be hard to remove: In the past twenty years, the lowest reelection rate for the House of Representatives was 85 percent, and the mean reelection rate is more than 94 percent. Posted by: DB - eschewing the current thing at May 29, 2023 08:24 AM (geLO8) 126
106 Those voting machine videos. The ones that shows workers in Maricopa county AZ plugging new chips or stick devices in machines prior to the voting or prior to the counting (not explained which) are chilling to see.
--- Doesn't matter. There is literally no amount of evidence that will justify overturning an election a Democrat wins. Not even live confessions in open court will be enough. But one single illegal vote for a Republican will overturn that they election won by 100,000 legal votes. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2023 08:24 AM (5EnGD) 127
Wait for it 🎥 💥
https://tinyurl.com/ykbpt3yx 21 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) Boom out and BOOM! Posted by: micky at May 29, 2023 08:24 AM (3byMq) 128
@111
>>The question in my mind is, are DeSantis' backers backing him because of pure Trump derangement or because they actually do, or think they can, control him? Probably a bit of both. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 08:25 AM (up/3i) 129
>>I don't know what machines they are using in Arizona but the ones we use in my Texas county have tamper tape over the thumb drives. If someone tampers with it it is plainly obvious to anyone using the machine.
I don't know which machines were used either but unless the videos the Lake team released are fake there is no doubt the machines were tampered with after they were tested and certified and before the voting happened. Over half the machines failed but they were only machines in heavily Republican precincts. Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2023 08:25 AM (ZLI7S) 130
"If someone tampers with it it is plainly obvious to anyone using the machine"
Unless whoever does the tampering has a roll of tamper tape. Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 08:28 AM (iayUP) 131
>>Clearly the only solution is cutting funding to Social Security, military healthcare, and any Police and Fire grants. Again, there are hard and fast realities that have to be contended with, cutting anything is realistically and politically impossible. The only solution long term is for everything to crash and hope that what rises from the ashes is something resembling a Constitutional Republic and not Lord Humongouses Waste. Posted by: Thomas Bender -- Oh, you were being serious. Sorry. I replied with a joke. Here's my serious reply. Completely serious. You aren't required to come to work on snow days? You're part time, no benefits starting tomorrow. Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 08:28 AM (5/7b/) Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:28 AM (Vwz3I) 133
It's when FedGov begins to monitor and manage those transactions to a greater extent than they already do that things get dicey.
At that point, IMO, paper money and coinage will be illegal tender, for all debts public and private. -- And that's the part people don't seem to be following, same as mandatory EVs. Federal digital currency isn't only tracked, but it can be locked or made to expire if you don't spend it. Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 08:30 AM (5/7b/) 134
That reminds me of the time the feds seized a whorehouse in Nevada for back taxes (or some such). Yep. It went bankrupt.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023 07:48 AM (Y6AXb) The money went out the door in pockets, like mine. I was a cook at the Mustang when the .gov raided. It had nothing to do with finances. More to do with moronic .gov agents not getting free BJ's and the subsequent injuries. Long story. Hindsight on the Mustang proves to me it was a setup. The .gov wanted Confortte bad and he flaunted them at every chance he got. I'd met him 3 times and he was supposed to be in Brazil. They got his kids, they got Colletti, they got the Hells Angels head in the area, they just never got Confortte. He always owned it though. He bought it back from the IRS as AGE enterprises for pennys. Now the land associated with it is part of some weird blockchain group seemingly associated with Musk. I think they want a new city up in those shitty mountains. Posted by: Reforger at May 29, 2023 08:30 AM (B705c) 135
Notice how every Democrat who's doing a town hall type event has muscle/security around to hustle out anyone who strays off the reservation?
Just once I'd like to see said muscle taken down by someone in the audience and they just keep ripping on the politico. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2023 08:30 AM (Q4IgG) 136
The question in my mind is, are DeSantis' backers backing him because of pure Trump derangement or because they actuaally do, or think they can, control him?
===== Grumble, grumble -- I remembered another very successful two-term Governor of Florida: !JEB!. Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2023 08:30 AM (MIKMs) 137
>>ikr ... same with Durham ... "we caught them red handed" ... but no one gets prosecuted, the beatings continue until morale improves.
At some point in our representative government we the people have to start doing something other than bitching and expecting others to fix it for us. The system is obviously broken, no Democrat is going to get convicted in DC let alone go to prison. The country is finally starting to wake up to the fact that we have a two tiered justice system in this country. Until that is fixed we can just expect more of the same. Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2023 08:30 AM (ZLI7S) 138
We've been guessing about just what Obama's "internal security force as powerful and well funded as the military" really is. Is it Antifa/BLM, or the IRS/FBI/CIA, or what?
Antifa and BLM are the shock troops, IRS can just confiscate, and/or harass without end. Why they need to arm them is unclear. Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2023 08:30 AM (Cus5s) 139
Wait for it 🎥 💥
https://tinyurl.com/ykbpt3yx 21 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) Boom out and BOOM! Posted by: micky at May 29, 2023 08:24 AM (3byMq) Oops. Oopsie! Posted by: Ain't I A Stinker? - Cameraman at May 29, 2023 08:30 AM (4I/2K) 140
Let me amend my solution post btw:
You aren't required to come to work on snow days? You're part time, no benefits starting tomorrow, AND every federal agency/spending spree is cut 10%, and your detailed plan for how your agencies and departments will comply with your new mandatory zero-based budgeting plan is due on July 3rd. Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 08:32 AM (5/7b/) 141
I've read that the debt limit agreement will prohibit the President from extending student loan forbearances after September. (Always a date in the future, of course.) I still expect Biden to do so anyhow, because only our side is obligated to live up to agreements. Hell, there's probably a Hawaii judge already lined up to prohibit a resumption of student loan repayment.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at May 29, 2023 08:33 AM (d9Cw3) 142
As the head of a family with a strict budget, this doesn't seem difficult to me at all.
Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 08:35 AM (5/7b/) 143
Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J. Well said.
Grateful for all honored on this Memorial Day. Also grateful to you, of the Horde, your family & friends who've chosen to serve this nation. Posted by: Lola - ALL the videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at May 29, 2023 08:37 AM (GshMh) 144
"I've read that the debt limit agreement will prohibit the President from extending student loan forbearances after September"
The outcry over the pain inflicted will force the president to act. Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 08:38 AM (iayUP) 145
"If someone tampers with it it is plainly obvious to anyone using the machine"
Unless whoever does the tampering has a roll of tamper tape. Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 08:28 AM And that's why Texas law requires an equal number of poll workers/watchers from each party. That requirement is in effect from minute one and continues through all voting days and only ends when the votes have been counted and certified. While no system is perfect, the one in Texas is one of the better ones IMO. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2023 08:38 AM (ncXxy) 146
And that's why Texas law requires an equal number of poll workers/watchers from each party.
-- That's the interesting part of the video to me. No one was there except for the people breaking into the machines. Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 08:39 AM (5/7b/) 147
local color lighthearted break from the reality of the fully functional Death Star that is the federal government.
A deer had been close to the house a few times, yesterday I saw she had a fawn, maybe right in my garden (they seem to feel safer by the house). This morning mom and the fawn were right in the yard 50' from my back door ... they moseyed off as I talked to them. now back to the gloom ... heh. Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2023 08:40 AM (Cus5s) 148
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpress · 14h
Printing money is the only way out of inflation. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:40 AM (Vwz3I) Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 08:40 AM (iayUP) 150
Just signed up for Find a Grave, and left an American flag at the grave photo of my paternal grandfather, who saved Paris in 1918. At great cost to him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 08:40 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:41 AM (Vwz3I) 152
>>And that's why Texas law requires an equal number of poll workers/watchers from each party. That requirement is in effect from minute one and continues through all voting days and only ends when the votes have been counted and certified.
>>While no system is perfect, the one in Texas is one of the better ones IMO. They have laws in Arizona. They broke them. That's what the videos show. They tested the machines, certified them and then illegally reprogrammed them and over half failed on Election Day. They did that intentionally and have been lying about it ever since. The problem is the election officials are corrupt not that the laws don't work. Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2023 08:42 AM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2023 08:44 AM (pmmLi) Posted by: DB - eschewing the current thing at May 29, 2023 08:45 AM (geLO8) 155
JackStraw
We need a stealth Brute Squad. This one-party rule will get bad, then worse. Eventually, the illegals will return home in a dynamic equilibrium. El Salvador is cleaning up their country the hard way. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 08:47 AM (u82oZ) 156
A day to remember the good, the honorable and the virtuous….and to detest the political cowards who desecrate the American ideal.
Posted by: 7man at May 29, 2023 08:47 AM (qwO6y) 157
The question in my mind is, are DeSantis' backers backing him because of pure Trump derangement or because they actually do, or think they can, control him?
--- That's what bugs me. Ace has strained mightily to try and show Ron's motivation is legitimate-- that he's the one driving, not being pushed by the TDS. I don't see it for one simple fact: His attacks aren't on Trump from the right. If they were, I'd be supporting Ron; anything to push the party right. Instead, they're NeverTrump snide snaps: "I don't know if he paid a prostitute." "About governing, not building a brand." He's spent tens of thousands of dollars creating those lines that test well with only one narrow sect of Republicans.... So, I don't know. Maybe he is more conservative. But cribbing laugh lines from MSNBC isn't very reassuring. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2023 08:47 AM (5EnGD) 158
A O-C didn't get anything out of any economic classes, but did get her Marxist classes down
Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 08:48 AM (xhxe8) 159
JackStraw
Look at the change in CA from Gov Brown the elder, to Reagan, to now. Or how Dem run big cities look worse than cities we fire-stormed or nuked. And cost much more money. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 08:48 AM (u82oZ) 160
Too bad they banned Aussie coal -- it might be cooler!
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 3h ALERT 🚨 China's Shanghai records hottest May day in 100 years: weather service [Well and truly fluxed!] Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:50 AM (Vwz3I) 161
I have a doe in the green belt behind my yard. I believe it's the same one from last year who had twins. I haven't seen a fawn yet but there's probably one around. i throw some vegetable/fruit scraps over the fence for the wild life.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2023 08:50 AM (UUBmN) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 08:51 AM (u82oZ) 163
Salty -
My biggest concern is that the ruling party isn't in DC, it's in Davos. Globalism has to be crushed before it crushes us. Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2023 08:52 AM (ZLI7S) 164
No one was there except for the technicians performing routine updates on the machines.
-- Only if what they're doing is legal. Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 08:52 AM (5/7b/) 165
Have a great day, everyone.
Ya know, the powers that be have a plan for you. In the words of that great scholar, Mike Tyson, "Every one has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 08:52 AM (u82oZ) 166
A O C didn't get anything out of any economic classes, but did get her Marxist classes down
-------------- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpress · 13h People don’t understand how much being a bartender helped me with economics. I used to take Debt Ceiling shots every night. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:54 AM (Vwz3I) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 08:54 AM (zZu0s) 168
JackStraw
Saw your comment. Europe is doing worse than the US. Much worse. How much would it take for Swiss governmental insiders/ military (Same thing really) to flip on the Davos crowd when they are all congregating? A Nika Riot putdown extended the Easter Roman Empire by centuries. There are other examples. Think Rules of the Road. At some point, you are in extremis, and both have to maneuver. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 08:57 AM (u82oZ) 169
“Through auditing the voter roll databases, obtained directly from state and local boards of elections, we have uncovered millions of invalid registrations, hundreds of thousands of votes cast by legally invalid registrations, hundreds of thousands of votes cast by legally invalid registrants, massive vote discrepancies...
“To be absolutely clear, there is no known innocent purpose or explanation for why these algorithms exist,” Hornik added. “I am told by cyber-intelligence experts that they indicate a ‘Total Loss of Control’ data breach, the most severe kind of data breach recognized by our federal government..." https://tinyurl.com/465f9dje - Trump won in a landslide. Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 08:58 AM (5/7b/) 170
The article is correct, the impeachment of Ken Paxton is all about stealing TX in 2024. The treasonous Cornynn/PornPirate Rino wing has combined with the Dems to attempt to insure a fraudulent Blue TX vote count in 2024. Paxton actually prosecutes election fraud, and the RINOs and Donkeys can't have that happen.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 29, 2023 08:58 AM (CecP5) 171
141. I've read that the debt limit agreement will prohibit the President from extending student loan forbearances after September.
They're getting debt forgiveness left & right through certain states, non-profits, etc. especially teachers, 'administrators' and nurses. Know of one who just got a letter that about 50k (mostly interest for simply not making payments for years) is forgiven. We just get theater since many in Congress & other politicians are awaiting their school debt forgiveness and/or that of their families. Posted by: Lola - ALL the videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at May 29, 2023 08:59 AM (GshMh) 172
Norm!!!
zerohedge @zerohedge · 10h Comedian Arrested In Beijing As Informants Become Norm Again In China, Eroding Mutual Trust Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:59 AM (Vwz3I) 173
We haven't been through Davenport in over a year, and I can account for Pooky's whereabouts last night. How much do you want to bet that the owner of the building can't be found because he's sobering/lawyering up?
Posted by: pookysgirl has her alibi established, how about you? at May 29, 2023 09:00 AM (dtlDP) 174
There's a bad wildfire in New Brunswick and they are evacuating filks in Halifx. Prayers that they get some rain soon.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2023 09:02 AM (ouTlx) 175
I guess poor salary dot c o m was taken.
Posted by: Just a hunch at May 29, 2023 09:03 AM (DhOHl) 176
Parade time. Have a nice day all.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2023 09:04 AM (ZLI7S) 177
>There's a bad wildfire in New Brunswick and they are evacuating filks in Halifx.
'Fax filks forced to flee? Posted by: DB - eschewing the current thing at May 29, 2023 09:05 AM (geLO8) 178
Paxton actually prosecutes election fraud, and the RINOs and Donkeys can't have that happen.
===== My take as well. Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2023 09:06 AM (MIKMs) 179
Good morning and happy Memorial Day.
Band Of Brothers just started on TNT - won't forget what today is about. Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2023 09:06 AM (mo/0F) 180
"Malaysia detains Chinese barge on suspicion of looting Second World War British shipwrecks
Taken out to the deep for an all comers SINKEX. Posted by: Fox2! at May 29, 2023 09:08 AM (ncNTU) 181
Thank you for the story on the apartment collapse, J.J. I know that building well. It would appear the "inspections" it has been passing may have lacked a bit of rigor.
Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2023 09:10 AM (cTCuP) 182
Drove to town, waiting for parade to get here
Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 09:10 AM (sk4vs) 183
>>"The FBI knowingly participated in the Democrats’ seditious undermining of a duly elected president."
And. . .? This is not breaking news. And really, they have been doing this for years. Recall the way they leaked WoT secrets on W to make him look bad, helping the terrorists evade detection. Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2023 09:11 AM (mo/0F) 184
Don't worry, repukes will now fail to impeach Myorkas and Wray and blame it on their razor thin margin. Then they will harumph when MSNBC and ONE call them terrorists and hostile takers Posted by: Auspex at May 29, 2023 09:11 AM (j4U/Z) 185
There's a bad wildfire in New Brunswick and they are evacuating folks in Halifax. Prayers that they get some rain soon.
------------ Video here [no violence]. https://tinyurl.com/y4ja6efz 20 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 09:11 AM (Vwz3I) 186
Say, any Democrat Congressmen we can take out today? Is that a Memorial Day thing or a Labor Day thing? I forget.
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2023 09:12 AM (HN48O) 187
172 Norm!!!
zerohedge @zerohedge · 10h Comedian Arrested In Beijing As Informants Become Norm Again In China, Eroding Mutual Trust Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:59 AM (Vwz3I) Norm Goes Off Cliff . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2023 09:12 AM (x0n13) Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2023 09:13 AM (pmmLi) 189
“What about promises kept? In the debt-ceiling deal outlined Sunday and due to be inked later this week, McCarthy has allowed the lion’s share of that extra IRS funding to remain unmolested: preserving $78.1 billion of the $80 billion. As rebel GOP Rep Dan Bishop put it: “So there will be 85,260 more IRS agents rather than 87,000 to eat you alive. Big win.”
So on this of all days we learn that the political class is funding our tyranny. It’s beyond irony; it’s a desecration. Posted by: 7man at May 29, 2023 09:13 AM (qwO6y) 190
Federal digital currency isn't only tracked, but it can be locked or made to expire if you don't spend it.
This. They can decide through the locking procedure exactly what and how much you can buy. None of that pesky ammo or guns for you, prole. Under no circumstances can we allow this to happen. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 29, 2023 09:14 AM (CecP5) 191
You know part of why democrats win all the time is they spin ANYTHING they can as a win.
Whereas we are "intelligent enough" to lose because we do not get everything we want every time or hell let's be honest anytime. Instead of playing Marco Polo from here to 2024 with Joey Plugz being able to run on "Kevin McCarthy and the GOP base wants to starve your one legged tranny grandma" we have him running on your college loan forgiveness is probably never gonna happen. Posted by: sven at May 29, 2023 09:14 AM (X0I7i) 192
Define "take out".
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2023 09:14 AM (S6gqv) 193
190 Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 29, 2023 09:14 AM (CecP5)
Eh in the end if they do that the Canadian Loon and the Peso will become the new shadow currency. Posted by: sven at May 29, 2023 09:15 AM (X0I7i) 194
Turtle has weighed in calling for the bill's 'swift passage without unnecessary delay'.
Let's go, on with the show! Overture, dim the lights, this is it... Posted by: micky at May 29, 2023 09:16 AM (3byMq) 195
194 Turtle has weighed in calling for the bill's 'swift passage without unnecessary delay'.
Let's go, on with the show! Overture, dim the lights, this is it... Posted by: micky at May 29, 2023 09:16 AM (3byMq) . . . these fucking shites . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2023 09:17 AM (x0n13) 196
194 Posted by: micky at May 29, 2023 09:16 AM (3byMq)
Turtle is why we are this fucked, but if his idiocy really is the majority thought in the hallowed halls of GOP thought in the donor class we should be welcoming the mad progression towards fiscal collapse. Posted by: sven at May 29, 2023 09:18 AM (X0I7i) 197
Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.
Verse for the Day: "So humble yourselves under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time. Cast all your worries upon him because he cares for you." –1 Peter 5:6-7 Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2023 09:18 AM (qoGsy) 198
Instead of playing Marco Polo from here to 2024 with Joey Plugz being able to run on "Kevin McCarthy and the GOP base wants to starve your one legged tranny grandma" we have him running on
your college loan forgiveness is probably never gonna happen. Posted by: sven at May 29, 2023 09:14 AM (X0I7i) Reparations, too. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2023 09:18 AM (y/a4v) 199
>> “CIF is frightened of women holding banners.. . "
They are afraid that this will break the illusion that 'the science is settled' and everyone is on board with this ridiculousness? Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2023 09:19 AM (mo/0F) 200
My biggest concern is that the ruling party isn't in DC, it's in Davos. Globalism has to be crushed before it crushes us.
Once again, THIS. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 29, 2023 09:22 AM (CecP5) 201
198 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2023 09:18 AM (y/a4v)
Eh he can demagogue on reparations to the magic 13% a lot easier than he can to EVERYONE who has a GSL. "Dem eebil republikkans who you know beat my party's ass to give you civil liberties and manumission are keeping you from eleventy kajillion dollars each" will sadly work out for donkey party. = Posted by: sven at May 29, 2023 09:22 AM (X0I7i) 202
My Collin County rep voted for impeachment. I cant wait to campaign against him.
Posted by: AnnaS at May 29, 2023 09:23 AM (FnSbk) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2023 09:24 AM (9GdwZ) 204
My gut feeling is that the Texas Senate will refuse to convict; but the House moved faster than I thought possible, so who knows. House is all GOP-e btw.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2023 09:26 AM (S6gqv) 205
#188 nevergiveup I am ok with the caving by McCarthy et al making Trump stronger.
Posted by: AnnaS at May 29, 2023 09:27 AM (FnSbk) 206
Not a crushing defeat = win for the GOP.
Posted by: lorien1973 at May 29, 2023 09:31 AM (Lavx8) 207
The Guardian, in part: A member of the far-right Oath Keepers on Friday was sentenced to eight and a half years in prison for her role in the deadly 6 January 2021 assault on the US Capitol by extremist supporters of Donald Trump who tried to overturn Joe Biden’s presidential election victory over the Republican.
The US district judge Amit Mehta on Friday said it was “particularly hard” to issue a sentence for (Jessica) Watkins after she testified during trial about the struggles she faced with her transgender identity and her cooperation with law enforcement officials during their investigation of her conduct on January 6. ... But he said that “doesn’t wipe out” what she did during the attack. Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jades, too. at May 29, 2023 09:31 AM (GshMh) 208
Yes, I meant folks. Touch screens are a curse.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2023 09:32 AM (ouTlx) 209
Waiting for The Art Thread....I always wanted a ZZTop beard....
Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 09:32 AM (T4tVD) 210
Saw a menstrual pad ad recently and it was 3 women, ranging from fat to obese, and one tall guy (FtM trans). SMFH
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2023 09:32 AM (mo/0F) 211
The Economy! Oh, My! The existential challenge of our times! A milestone to measure the breadth of extortion from taxpayers.
Save the Economy! Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 29, 2023 09:33 AM (KVGVf) 212
Then, mourn America's dead.
Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 09:35 AM (Uv0D2) 213
204 My gut feeling is that the Texas Senate will refuse to convict; but the House moved faster than I thought possible, so who knows. House is all GOP-e btw.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2023 09:26 AM Surely not ours, do you think? Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 09:37 AM (Uv0D2) 214
Holy crap, this is degrading:
A London-based feminine products company is facing backlash on social media after referring to its customers as “bleeders” rather than women. “Most bleeders know how they are impacted by their period, but unfortunately aren’t in touch with their feelings and symptoms in the other phases of their cycle,” the company posted earlier this week on Instagram. “We’re here to change that.” And condescending much? You are here to help the majority of women you've declared incapable of dealing with emotions during menstruation?!?!? Un-freaking-believable. Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2023 09:38 AM (mo/0F) 215
Watch this debt ceiling bill pass with more Dem votes than Republican votes; but it is a win for McSellout
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at May 29, 2023 09:38 AM (SRiFu) Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 29, 2023 09:42 AM (KVGVf) 217
nood Wyeth
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 09:42 AM (Vwz3I) 218
Posted by: Lizzy
In addition, "bleeders" is insulting and another way to erase women. We're not even menstruating "women", just bleeders. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2023 09:42 AM (7lwPp) 219
The 2020 AND 2022 ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
Really the only section that matters. Hopefully all the idiot millionaire/billionaire donors for Trump n DeSantis are investing a few billion on their own election fraud and harvesting in a big way to combat the lefts fraud they are working on refining in 24'. Texas and Tennessee aren't safe by a long shot.("Texas, like a lot of conservative states, is run by leftists and RINO's"-Jay Valentine). Pretty soon us Cali peeps will be welcoming your asses to the club. "we're safe, we're a red state!" Uh huh, sure. The Uni-Party never sleeps. Meh, best way to cope is to gin up a Trump/DeSantis thread wars to pretend Nov 24" is actually going to matter. The only thing any Repub candidate or any R pol at the state level should be talking about here come Nov this year is having an up n up voting process. Otherwise any arguing politics for this R primary is just going to be one big jerk-off session. Posted by: JROD at May 29, 2023 09:43 AM (IlL6s) 220
The only thing any Repub candidate or any R pol at the state level should be talking about here come Nov this year is having an up n up voting process. Otherwise any arguing politics for this R primary is just going to be one big jerk-off session.
Posted by: JROD at May 29, 2023 09:43 AM (IlL6s) Ditto x infinity! Posted by: Voter theater. at May 29, 2023 09:53 AM (/5Who) 221
McCarthy on the debt/budget deal...
"Biden and the radical liberals demanded an Arm and a Leg from the American People, I forced them to only take a Hand and a Foot from you! Praise Me!" Nuther thang...there have been a dozen stories about commencement speakers getting booed or cheered, ONE thing is the same in ALL stories , yet unmentioned, each of their speech Topics was "Truth", it cannot be coincidence, is this another "Gavitas" moment, where they all are reading from the same page, coordinating talking points? Is it the colleges themselves that coordinated the Topic? Posted by: birddog at May 29, 2023 10:10 AM (uAI4S) 222
Speaking of caps and gowns, you must see the Gateway Pundit story of the CUNY law school graduation where the students spoke of her hatred for the white supremacist US and of course Israel.
She and her cohorts will be lobbing molotov cocktails at cops in no time. Astounding. Posted by: PJ at May 29, 2023 11:10 AM (G1dq6) 223
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