REPS. JORDAN, BIGGS, AND POSEY to WRAY: WE KNOW THE METRO CARD THE "DNC BOMBER" USED. WE KNOW WHICH CAR HE GOT INTO AFTER PLACING THE "BOMB." HOW CAN YOU KEEP CLAIMING YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS?!?!

REPS. JORDAN, BIGGS, AND POSEY to WRAY: WE KNOW THE METRO CARD THE "DNC BOMBER" USED. WE KNOW WHICH CAR HE GOT INTO AFTER PLACING THE "BOMB." HOW CAN YOU KEEP CLAIMING YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS?!?!

It's a cover up.

On Sunday, Jim Jordan threatened that he was prepared to begin trimming the FBI's budget over Christopher Wray's utter refusal to reply to legitimate Congressional inquiries.

"What are you going to do about it? We just spoke with Kevin McCarthy about his call with Christopher Wray. It is what is is: Wray is still running the FBI. You've said you want to use the appropriations process to fix this. How will that fix things?" Bartiromo asked.
"Well, in the end, money always gets people's attention. And so, what we're going to have to do is say, 'Hey, FBI, you can't use federal tax dollars, you can't use the American tax dollars for this kind of activity.' We got to limit how they spend the money," Jordan replied.
"So we have to use the appropriations [process]. That's the power that the Founders wanted the legislative branch -- and in particular the House, where, constitutionally, every spending bill, every tax bill, has to originate in the House -- they wanted that body, which stands for election every two years, to be the body closest to the people deciding how we spend the money. So we have to exercise our authority, the power of the purse, to limit what the federal government, what the FBI and Justice Department, are doing to the American people," Jordan continued.
"So that appropriations process is underway now. When will we see a bill that actually, uh, cuts back on funding for the FBI?" Bartiromo asked as a follow up.
"Speaker McCarthy and Republicans have committed to doing all 12 appropriations bills that fund the government over the next several months. I think the first one will be coming out in the next couple weeks. We've been meeting with the appropriations staff, our staff on the Judiciary Committee, to work on how we can limit money, American tax dollars, being used in these ways and deal with the overall budget that the FBI and the DOJ is receiving," Jordan said.

That's the context for this new letter.

As you may remember -- though strangely, the All-January-6, All-the-Time media doesn't seem to want to remind you -- two "bombs" were left outside the offices of both the DNC and RNC on the night of January 5th.

The FBI has said almost nothing about these "bombs" since their discovery. We've never had an accounting of what kind of "bombs" these were, or if they were even operational.

House Judiciary GOP
@JudiciaryGOP
#NEWS: @Jim_Jordan, @RepAndyBiggsAZ, and @congbillposey Press FBI for Information on January 6 Pipe Bomb Investigation.
One former FBI assistant director observed, "[i]t just doesn’t add up . . . [t]here's just too much to work with to not know who this guy is."

Jordan, Biggs, and Posey say there's enough information about this "bomber" to positively ID him (or her -- some people think it looks like a woman).

Here's the key language making the implied accusation of a cover-up:

I'm not worried about the FBI de-prioritizing this investigation.

Though I can't verify this, what I hear from people with sources on the Hill is that the FBI identified the "bombing suspect" long, long ago and is just hiding it from everyone.

Why? Well, I don't know.

My suspicion is that they know exactly who the "bomber" is, and it's either Antifa or one of their own ringers. And they just don't want to admit it.

So the case will remain Officially Unsolved forever.

Posted by: Ace at 05:23 PM

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1 Fucking Reds!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 05:24 PM (Vwz3I)

2 How DARE you wignutz question Wray's patriotism!!!???

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 24, 2023 05:25 PM (i7Q7S)

3
Heinrich Muller and Ernst Kaltenbrunner have fanbois.

Who knew? (for all contexts of that sentence)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 05:25 PM (x0n13)

4 Is he a Moslem white supremacist with an SS flag on his rented city-bicycle??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 05:25 PM (Vwz3I)

5 BETTER DEAD THAN RED!

Posted by: WEFt-Schismed Ouroboros at May 24, 2023 05:25 PM (+0goo)

6 Top Men

Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at May 24, 2023 05:25 PM (ZWh79)

7 SAW RED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-YHrdTeTZU

Posted by: SUBLIME at May 24, 2023 05:26 PM (Tuo+M)

8 The blog has gone full commie!

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 24, 2023 05:26 PM (i7Q7S)

9 Nice color palette, Ace! I like what you've done the place..

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at May 24, 2023 05:26 PM (l0Cy4)

10 A Strongly-er-worded letter is called for!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 05:26 PM (PiwSw)

11 If the 'bombs' were filled with sawdust, I suspect Woody Woodpecker.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 05:26 PM (Vwz3I)

12 "some people think it looks like a woman"

Nancy Pelosi in a wig and sunglasses.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2023 05:26 PM (RqMSv)

13

Andy McCarthy and Sean Inanity shake their heads that one bad apple spoils the whole bunch ham 'n eggers . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 05:26 PM (x0n13)

14 I SEE A REDRUM AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK!

Posted by: WEFt-Schismed Ouroboros at May 24, 2023 05:26 PM (+0goo)

15 It's all an op

Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at May 24, 2023 05:26 PM (ZWh79)

16 It's a cover up because the person was either a civil servant or a protected deniable asset.

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 05:27 PM (X0I7i)

17 That's a lot of pink.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:27 PM (/xaUq)

18 8 The blog has gone full commie!
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 24, 2023 05:26 PM (i7Q7S)

Which begs the question, why are the Dems the Blue states?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 05:27 PM (x0n13)

19 The F I B is full of commies and kulaks that are opposed to an orderly, democratic, equal protection under the law country?

Nay, nay!! I shan't believe it!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2023 05:27 PM (qoGsy)

20 Big Red Dog, checking in.

Posted by: Clifford at May 24, 2023 05:27 PM (Tuo+M)

21 Ray Epps??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 05:27 PM (Vwz3I)

22 "What are you going to do about it? We just spoke with Kevin McCarthy about his call with Christopher Wray. It is what is is: Wray is still running the FBI. You've said you want to use the appropriations process to fix this. How will that fix things?" Bartiromo asked.

We shall issue a sternly worded letter! IN ALL CAPS!! That'll show those rubes we mean business!

Of course we'll send a note saying we don't really mean it, later.

Posted by: GOPe at May 24, 2023 05:28 PM (Angsy)

23 12 "some people think it looks like a woman"

Nancy Pelosi in a wig and sunglasses.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2023 05:26 PM (RqMSv)

"Beat me, Mommy, 8 to the bar!"

- - Paul "the hammer" Pelosi

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 05:28 PM (x0n13)

24 That's a lot of pink.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

That's what he said!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2023 05:28 PM (qoGsy)

25 All this IC propaganda and stonewalling - it's a perpetual motion machine.

Sternly Worded Letter Never Sent.

Posted by: 13times at May 24, 2023 05:28 PM (7Tb4o)

26 He shan't believe it! He shannot!

I shannot either!

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 24, 2023 05:28 PM (VDbGO)

27 Hiya

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2023 05:28 PM (T4tVD)

28 TWO BEATS OFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHDaXEDWbqs

Posted by: FUGAZI at May 24, 2023 05:28 PM (Tuo+M)

29 It's obvious and they don't care-period. Rules of law are for the disfavored.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 24, 2023 05:28 PM (LPkjK)

30 18 Which begs the question, why are the Dems the Blue states?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 05:27 PM (x0n13)

So you don't immediately recognize them as Communists.

Posted by: XTC at May 24, 2023 05:28 PM (sm6Pk)

31 Posted by: WEFt-Schismed Ouroboros at May 24, 2023 05:25 PM (+0goo)

When did you go and get all uppity with your nic?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 05:28 PM (DRSnL)

32 25 All this IC propaganda and stonewalling - it's a perpetual motion machine.

Sternly Worded Letter Never Sent.
Posted by: 13times at May 24, 2023 05:28 PM (7Tb4o)

Stonewall = Rioting. Just saying . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 05:29 PM (x0n13)

33 She may not be a 'real' redhead (but the freckles and pale skin are supporting) but then again, the GOPe is not a 'real' party!

https://tinyurl.com/v4zs3yvv

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:29 PM (/xaUq)

34 Makes shake weight motion.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 05:29 PM (GnNvu)

35 James Comey.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2023 05:29 PM (ga8qR)

36 Which begs the question, why are the Dems the Blue states?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 05:27 PM (x0n13)

I can somewhat hazily remember seeing election night 1984 and Reagan states were blue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:29 PM (/xaUq)

37 This post has me seeing red!

Posted by: WisRich at May 24, 2023 05:30 PM (G0vdT)

38 DOJ/FBI: largest criminal organization in American history.

Posted by: Traitor democrats, Raping, Trafficking and Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill at May 24, 2023 05:30 PM (0q+t6)

39 Just further evidence they probably know exactly what occurred in Vegas and why.

Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 05:30 PM (MNhXM)

40 *throws down 20 quatloos*

It was Ray Fucking Epps.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 24, 2023 05:30 PM (3CCua)

41 Redd Fox.

Posted by: Lamont! at May 24, 2023 05:30 PM (DhOHl)

42 it's not like the guy used his own credit card.

say...DC metro? any chance he used the same mystery car the patriot fed front group used last week? the one that picked up from DC and then disappeared forever?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 24, 2023 05:30 PM (MLrvz)

43 Did Aunt Flo come for a visit or is this celebrating Valentines Day again?

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 24, 2023 05:30 PM (6Tc2R)

44 Red Foreman

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 24, 2023 05:30 PM (h3tqt)

45 With that perfect post earlier, you knew one would be fouled up later today....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (Angsy)

46 But we lurve law enforcement. We even have all thoe cool BLUE LIVES MATTER stickers on our cars.
- Most Conservatives

Posted by: Montec at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (OalnH)

47 Jordan, Biggs, and Posey say there's enough information about this "bomber" to positively ID him (or her -- some people think it looks like a woman).

Is it AOC? She seems pretty batshit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (DRSnL)

48 You can't handle the truth!

Posted by: FBI, Calling a Code Red at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (5FPX4)

49
You've got red on you.

Posted by: Phillip at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (n+4am)

50 I don't get it, didn't the uniparty already vote in dec 2022 to fund the FBI forever and give them their own pentagon?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (MLrvz)

51 Red Skeleton

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (h3tqt)

52 I red the content.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (Xrfse)

53 I've never seen ace this angry before. His words are like lava!

Posted by: t-bird at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (e2onP)

54 Red Skelton

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (PiwSw)

55 Red Skeleton.

Posted by: And Boney James at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (DhOHl)

56 D'oh.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (PiwSw)

57 The Reds have finally taken over!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

58
RED! RED!

THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE FOR RED!

Posted by: Sammy Hagar at May 24, 2023 05:32 PM (n+4am)

59 Red Adair

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2023 05:32 PM (qoGsy)

60 Triple Horde Minds are pretty rare.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 05:32 PM (PiwSw)

61 Simply Red

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2023 05:32 PM (qoGsy)

62 Did Jordan call it "really concerning"?
Because that's when you know a line's been crossed.

Posted by: Zek at May 24, 2023 05:32 PM (5FPX4)

63 Out: Epstein didn't kill himself....
In: Epps didn't plant the bombs...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 24, 2023 05:32 PM (oHd/0)

64 49
You've got red on you.
Posted by: Phillip at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (n+4am)

I get that reference!

+1

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:32 PM (/xaUq)

65 You know who else liked black, red, and white?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2023 05:32 PM (iKBwy)

66 They caught the guy red-handed but let him go!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 05:33 PM (Vwz3I)

67 Wow, red menace is real.

Posted by: Peaches at May 24, 2023 05:33 PM (14URa)

68 The Las Vegas thing looked like a plotline straight out of a James Ellroy novel. Bloods Not a Rover.

Posted by: 13times at May 24, 2023 05:33 PM (7Tb4o)

69 Red Buttons

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:33 PM (/xaUq)

70 "They" needed a counter narrative to Trump's protest. What better way than to frame Trump (and his people) for terrorism?

It is a continuation of what "they" (CIA/FBI/DHS etc.) DO all the time. We can't believe Putin or Zelensky ... but the USA "war" is the same, all propaganda all the time. And guess who has the networks and is silencing other voices (if not imprisoning them)?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 24, 2023 05:33 PM (Cus5s)

71
Inside job. Just like 95% of the law-breaking on J6.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2023 05:33 PM (enJYY)

72 Red Foxx

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:33 PM (/xaUq)

73 Which begs the question, why are the Dems the Blue states?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 05:27 PM (x0n13)
________________

The MSM (/spit) reversed the color scheme some years ago, apparently because characterizing Democrat states as "Red" was a little too close to the truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

74 You're damned right I called a Code Red!

Posted by: Christopher Wray at May 24, 2023 05:34 PM (ptElO)

75 Red Kelly 🏒

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 05:34 PM (Vwz3I)

76 Damn Redcoats!

Posted by: Whites of their eyes at May 24, 2023 05:34 PM (DhOHl)

77 Waste all the RED you want. Best rest assured, nothing will happen.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at May 24, 2023 05:34 PM (tA1/w)

78 But we lurve law enforcement. We even have all thoe cool BLUE LIVES MATTER stickers on our cars.
- Most Conservatives
Posted by: Montec at May 24, 2023 05:31 PM (OalnH

That's not law enforcement. It's a stasi organization.

Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 05:34 PM (MNhXM)

79 Rhode Island Red

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2023 05:34 PM (qoGsy)

80 Red text at night, CoBs delight.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2023 05:34 PM (Angsy)

81 Who the hell ordered the Code Red?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

82 It's not red. It's salmon.

Posted by: Bosk at May 24, 2023 05:34 PM (VMFAF)

83 Eric the Red

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:34 PM (/xaUq)

84 Has there already been a 3rd black celebrity death or does Sam need to keep an eye out for Kong?

Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (FhXTo)

85 It’s reds all the way down

Posted by: Fort Worth mike at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (o/kBd)

86

Fixed!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (x0n13)

87 Awwww, back to shades of grey. sigh

Posted by: Peaches at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (14URa)

88 Of course

Posted by: Fort Worth mike at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (o/kBd)

89 Well you see it was a three-dimensional chess play to draw out potential co conspirators from the alt-right extremists who had already massed around the Capitol. IOW totally legit and needs to stay under wraps as sources and methods.
How'm I doing so far?

Posted by: FBI, Not at all forfeiting the consent of the governed at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (5FPX4)

90 The "bombing" was the Feds' fallback option to run this op, but the Capitol Riot Op was so successful they just rolled the bombing op up and will never admit anything.

Posted by: ballistic at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (oXNqT)

91 Or not!

Posted by: Peaches at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (14URa)

92 Ah, back in black.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (Xrfse)

93 LOL

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (iKBwy)

94 86

Fixed!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Nope!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (qoGsy)

95 Red text at night, CoBs delight.
Black text in morning, CoBs get horny.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (Vwz3I)

96 Don't get into an argument with anyone who buys red ones and zeroes by the gigabyte.

Posted by: It's bloody at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (DhOHl)

97 Chris Wray, you know who it is. And now Jordan knows who it is.

Put me in coach!

Posted by: Zombie Jack Ruby at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (LaNzR)

98 Oops! Yep!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (qoGsy)

99 Fixed!
____________

Fixed?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

100 Now do the people who delivered pallets of bricks to riots during the summer of floyd.

Posted by: American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Ed. at May 24, 2023 05:36 PM (i51/4)

101 Red Sonya Cosplay!

https://tinyurl.com/3d445dwk

NSFW, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:36 PM (/xaUq)

102 RED HOUSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_whI9m0SFys

Posted by: JIMI HENDRIX at May 24, 2023 05:36 PM (Tuo+M)

103 Fuxed!

Posted by: Bosk at May 24, 2023 05:36 PM (VMFAF)

104 Good. We've got a font of color now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

105 Put me in coach!

Posted by: Zombie Jack Ruby at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (LaNzR)

You really need a comma there, Jack.

Posted by: Peaches at May 24, 2023 05:36 PM (14URa)

106 That's the context for this new letter.

..

Oh noes!

Posted by: The FIB at May 24, 2023 05:36 PM (FcrG2)

107 Damn, and I was just getting ready to follow up the Phillip reference with a Noel one.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 05:37 PM (ZSK0i)

108 Yeah. one of their undercover types. Probably went a bit too far, couldn't get any normal person to go along with setting bombs, so they did it themselves "hey guys, as long as the bombs are there already, why not we make an official statement requiring the election be decertified or we blow up buildings, huh? Huh? Talk into the flower on my lapel."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 05:37 PM (0hOvj)

109 Fixed?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

Wife said no more kids!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2023 05:37 PM (Angsy)

110 RED was a good movie. Bruce Willis, Karl Urban, and whatshername was cute as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:37 PM (/xaUq)

111 Yeah. Flipping the Red was very effective. We're now both the Reds and the KKK. GOLLY.

Posted by: 13times at May 24, 2023 05:37 PM (7Tb4o)

112 My suspicion is that they know exactly who the "bomber" is, and it's either Antifa or one of their own ringers. And they just don't want to admit it.

Tim Kaine's kid.

(disclaimer: I have no idea if it was Tim Kaine's kid but I hate Tim Kaine so fuck it. It was his kid and Tim assisted, allegedly.)

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2023 05:37 PM (sAmhv)

113 18 Which begs the question, why are the Dems the Blue states?

as i recall, before clinton the convention was blue=incumbent, red=challenger. they changed it when they didn't want to make clinton red.

Posted by: anachronda at May 24, 2023 05:38 PM (oY6Yp)

114 Bombs at the RNC AND the DNC? I'm thinking antifa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

115 I'm not saying I know who did it.
But I am saying he was wearing khakis.

Posted by: Zek at May 24, 2023 05:38 PM (5FPX4)

116 And I was just about to type Red Green.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 24, 2023 05:38 PM (QssvT)

117 Old man@!?!?

Posted by: Marvin at May 24, 2023 05:38 PM (ZSK0i)

118 Fvck.
Another month of flags at half mast.
Tina Turner dead.

Tell us about that time you worked as a roadie for her, Creepy Pervy Joe.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2023 05:38 PM (ga8qR)

119 You really need a comma there, Jack.

Posted by: Peaches at May 24, 2023 05:36 PM (14URa)

What, you think he's going to get upgraded to first class? Not on the Ace Plan.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2023 05:38 PM (Angsy)

120 Black on gray seems pretty boring in comparison.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at May 24, 2023 05:38 PM (tA1/w)

121 109 Fixed?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Snip snip

Posted by: We're done at May 24, 2023 05:38 PM (DhOHl)

122 Yep, They can GeoLocate/GeoFence every last grandma that loitered in the capital but can't do the same for the alleged DC bomber.

It is to laugh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2023 05:38 PM (up/3i)

123 The alleged bomber is some type of fed asset. I'd bet ace's life on it.

Posted by: It's all an op at May 24, 2023 05:39 PM (09rn/)

124 Posted by: Aetius451AD

Red 2 was just as good. Wish there was a 3.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2023 05:39 PM (iKBwy)

125 So, our red letter days are over? Fine, can we talk about Tina now?

Posted by: Peaches at May 24, 2023 05:39 PM (14URa)

126 Not holding my breath here boss.

Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2023 05:39 PM (gmo/4)

127 Tell us about that time you worked as a roadie for her, Creepy Pervy Joe.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2023 05:38 PM (ga8qR)
_____________

Nah. Tell us about the time you defended Tina from Ike with your manly fisticuffs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

128 Red 2 was just as good. Wish there was a 3.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2023 05:39 PM (iKBwy)

Unlikely. Willis was the heart of that movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:39 PM (/xaUq)

129 ONLY if Jordan , McCarthy can produce an actual impeachment and/or an actual slashing or cutoff of funds will Wray/Garland relent.

The Communists only play to win at all costs and the 'R's" only play defense.

Jordan--one hell of a wrestler and a genuine patriot-- seems, tragically, to not be up to what it takes to make Wray/Garland comply to Congress' demands.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 24, 2023 05:40 PM (OcxYp)

130 I thought it was pink, in foreshadowing Fruit Month.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 05:40 PM (YqDXo)

131 If (if) Jordan knows who the bomber is, spill it. Your failure theater is getting pretty old in the tooth.

Make Wray respond, or not.

The internets will flush whoever is named out and let's go from there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2023 05:40 PM (Q4IgG)

132 Put Me in Couch!

Posted by: Couch Fucker at May 24, 2023 05:40 PM (Tuo+M)

133 108 Yeah. one of their undercover types. Probably went a bit too far, couldn't get any normal person to go along with setting bombs, so they did it themselves "hey guys, as long as the bombs are there already, why not we make an official statement requiring the election be decertified or we blow up buildings, huh? Huh? Talk into the flower on my lapel."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
-----------------
Why not secret danger man not FBI Ray Epps, he seems to have been everywhere the day after.

Posted by: whig at May 24, 2023 05:40 PM (wUSgb)

134 I wasn't as impressed with Red2, it felt less focused and not as tight, but it was okay. The first one was great.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 05:40 PM (0hOvj)

135 I wouldn't rule out a Democrat party false flag, without active FBI involvement, to pile on the Insurrection Narrative.

Planting at "both" parties so as to provide plausible deniability, but knowing the fallout would fall most heavily on the party branded Insurrectionist. Maybe some staffer to a high level Dem.

Posted by: Zek at May 24, 2023 05:40 PM (5FPX4)

136 The "bombing" was the Feds' fallback option to run this op, but the Capitol Riot Op was so successful they just rolled the bombing op up and will never admit anything.
Posted by: ballistic

IIRC

The "bombing" was a signal for the to run 'over there' and for Team 'B' to take down the fencing and 'no trepassing' signs at the Capital.

Well coordinated.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2023 05:40 PM (ga8qR)

137 Unlikely. Willis was the heart of that movie.

But Gary Coleman never knew what he was talking about.

Posted by: Different strokes for different Senatorial folks at May 24, 2023 05:41 PM (09rn/)

138 And I was just about to type Red Green.
Posted by: Beartooth

If you are colorblind, you'd see:

And I was just about to type .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2023 05:41 PM (qoGsy)

139 My suspicion is that they know exactly who the "bomber" is, and it's either Antifa or one of their own ringers. And they just don't want to admit it.

Or...it will be a khaki wearing, "Trump supporting", "White Supremacist" with a crew cut who is totally not a fed that no reasonable prosecutor would go after....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2023 05:41 PM (lc5cP)

140 Thanks, loads Peaches.

Posted by: Zombie Jack Ruby at May 24, 2023 05:41 PM (LaNzR)

141 Red and Red 2 were very good movies.

Reds, not so much.

Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2023 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

142 So about the guy who drove a u-haul into a Jersey Barrier near the WH.

My guess - he is a lefty who wanted to show how dangerous the Right is (ie, another false flag hate crime) and decided to "take one for the team" either because he was a nihilist or because he wanted fame.

Posted by: American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Ed. at May 24, 2023 05:41 PM (i51/4)

143 More Red Sonya cosplay:

https://tinyurl.com/2by2sv7f

I say, I think those boobs might not be natural. Unless that chainmail is more restrictive than it looks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:42 PM (/xaUq)

144 There was no Nazi flag left with the bombs so the FBI may not be involved.

Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 05:42 PM (MNhXM)

145 Posted by: ballistic at May 24, 2023 05:35 PM (oXNqT)

That theory fits all known facts.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at May 24, 2023 05:42 PM (vN+oL)

146 Disclosing what they know would only jeopardize an ongoing FBI investigation.

(*snicker*)

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 24, 2023 05:42 PM (VDbGO)

147 But Gary Coleman never knew what he was talking about.

I submit that he was asking what ACE was talking about, saying "what Chu talkin' bout, Willis?" Indicating he was unsure what Chu (Chuy) was talking about, and hoped Willis could explain.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 05:42 PM (0hOvj)

148 Yeah. one of their undercover types. Probably went a bit too far, couldn't get any normal person to go along with setting bombs, so they did it themselves
-

There was apparently a bus with a bunch of revolutionary stickers and slogans on it that was full of guns there that day, too, but the feds couldn't get anyone to go inside.

And it's like the bus never existed now.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 24, 2023 05:42 PM (tAFR1)

149 Look, we didn't need either bomb, so we didn't trigger them. What difference, at this point, does it make?!

Posted by: FBI at May 24, 2023 05:43 PM (A0/af)

150
I'd like to purchase a one million dollar life insurance policy on one Ray Epps if you please. With me as the beneficiary.

They're gonna 'do him'. That have to. As soon as they find a 'Jack Ruby'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2023 05:43 PM (enJYY)

151
I must have missed the pipe bomb news when it first came out. Was it an actual bomb, full of nails, that could have killed or maimed people?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 24, 2023 05:43 PM (lCaJd)

152 143 More Red Sonya cosplay:

https://tinyurl.com/2by2sv7f

I say, I think those boobs might not be natural. Unless that chainmail is more restrictive than it looks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:42 PM (/xaUq)

The riddle of steel. In my pants.

Posted by: I'm goin' in, Crom or no Crom! at May 24, 2023 05:43 PM (09rn/)

153 To Igor. The Butcher.

Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2023 05:43 PM (gmo/4)

154 Looked like Nancy Pelosi in the photo I saw.

Posted by: American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Ed. at May 24, 2023 05:43 PM (i51/4)

155 118 Fvck.
Another month of flags at half mast.
Tina Turner dead.

Tell us about that time you worked as a roadie for her, Creepy Pervy Joe.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Used to hang with Ike and we'd go out and beat the shit out of CornPop all the time. Eventually, Tina told us to stop hitting her. DAMN YOU CORNPOP!!

Posted by: Fightin' Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 05:43 PM (sAmhv)

156 "My guess - he is a lefty who wanted to show how dangerous the Right is (ie, another false flag hate crime) and decided to "take one for the team" either because he was a nihilist or because he wanted fame."

Sounds plausible. The leftist hatred of all things America-MAGA has ratcheted up to Jihadi levels; and so you now get freelance Jihadis.

Posted by: Zek at May 24, 2023 05:43 PM (5FPX4)

157 Agreed. Jordan must name the bomber.

This nonsense is pathetic.

Posted by: 13times at May 24, 2023 05:43 PM (7Tb4o)

158 Trust me, a chainmail bikini is NOT comfortable.

Posted by: Princess Leia at May 24, 2023 05:44 PM (DhOHl)

159 Big Red Dog, checking in.
Posted by: Clifford
--------

As an aside, one of my favorite childhood books, 'Big Red', Jim Kjelgaard

"From the moment Danny sees the beautiful Irish setter, he knows Red is the dog for him. Fast and smart, strong and noble, Red is the only dog Danny wants by his side. Soon, neither boy nor dog can stand to be apart. Together Danny and Red face many dangers in the harsh Wintapi wilderness that they call home."

It's 'Boy' book, okay? Wait...this isn't the Book Thread, sorry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2023 05:44 PM (1vJmm)

160 If (if) Jordan knows who the bomber is, spill it. Your failure theater is getting pretty old in the tooth.

Gets old, don't it ? All these people, some well intentioned, insisting the system must be reformed while working within the bounds of the system, when you, I, and anyone else with two neurons to rub together know damn good and well the system is designed to prevent reform.

Posted by: Right Wing Hate Machine at May 24, 2023 05:44 PM (QhydF)

161 There was apparently a bus with a bunch of revolutionary stickers and slogans on it that was full of guns there that day, too, but the feds couldn't get anyone to go inside.

Like the guy who was broke but managed to afford to send like 8 fake bombs to buildings all on the same day, and buy a full wrap for his van the day before.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 05:44 PM (0hOvj)

162 If Jordan actually knows who it was, then he should say so instead of playing games with the FIB. If he doesn’t actually know, then there’s no reason for the FIB to tell him and he’s just going to come out of it looking stupid. Again.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 24, 2023 05:44 PM (nfrXX)

163 157 Agreed. Jordan must name the bomber.

This nonsense is pathetic.
Posted by: 13times at May 24, 2023 05:43 PM (7Tb4o)

But she has the bacon...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:45 PM (/xaUq)

164 Now do the people who delivered pallets of bricks to riots during the summer of floyd.
Posted by: American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language

Only so many brickyards in any city, shipping tag on pallet would be a dead giveaway, but the color would be unique to only one producer... if they bothered to put half the effort they put into tire tracks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2023 05:45 PM (ga8qR)

165 I wonder when the internet will break

Posted by: Summer at May 24, 2023 05:45 PM (bNlyz)

166 Nah. Tell us about the time you defended Tina from Ike with your manly fisticuffs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Real news.

Tina Turner died today. Kinda sad. She was quite the remarkable lady and performer.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 24, 2023 05:45 PM (vcOmj)

167 The Big Red One was an OK war movie.

Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2023 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

168 I've seen reports that the feds knew all along the "pipe bombs" were entirely inoperable.

So, yes, planted by the feds, to suit the purposes of the feds, probably in trying to frame any and all supporters of Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 24, 2023 05:45 PM (VDbGO)

169 It's 'Boy' book, okay? Wait...this isn't the Book Thread, sorry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2023 05:44 PM (1vJmm)

Not the pet thread, either. Which is the only reason I'm not bitching hilariously about my incredibly goofy cat. Which I really, really want to do.

Posted by: Peaches at May 24, 2023 05:45 PM (14URa)

170 What'chu talkin' 'bout, Adolf?

Posted by: gary oldman as churchill at May 24, 2023 05:46 PM (Vwz3I)

171
I must have missed the pipe bomb news when it first came out. Was it an actual bomb, full of nails, that could have killed or maimed people?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Probably filled with anti-ghey comments. Might have destroyed who knows how many lives.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2023 05:46 PM (1vJmm)

172 More Red Sonya cosplay

I'll tell you what, the best possible armor is the kind that specifically leaves all vital spots exposed while being incredibly uncomfortable and pinching.

(In the books, like Conan Sonja wore as much armor as she could possibly obtain).

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 05:46 PM (0hOvj)

173 If Jordan actually knows who it was, then he should say so instead of playing games with the FIB. If he doesn’t actually know, then there’s no reason for the FIB to tell him and he’s just going to come out of it looking stupid. Again.

Bingo. Enough bluster and preening.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2023 05:46 PM (Xrfse)

174 110 RED was a good movie. Bruce Willis, Karl Urban, and whatshername was cute as hell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:37 PM (/xaUq)

RED2 was also. And was directed by the same person who directed Galaxy Quest!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 05:46 PM (PiwSw)

175 165 I wonder when the internet will break

Posted by: Summer at May 24, 2023 05:45 PM (bNlyz)

Maybe the Ron'n'Elon show tonight will tip it over.

Posted by: Peaches at May 24, 2023 05:46 PM (14URa)

176 I didn't kill myself

Posted by: Ray Epps, Dead Man Walking Tall at May 24, 2023 05:46 PM (LaNzR)

177 165 I wonder when the internet will break

Any minute now...

Posted by: AWS at May 24, 2023 05:46 PM (DhOHl)

178 OKLAHOMA CITY
they knew

Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2023 05:47 PM (OUiUM)

179 Or...it will be a khaki wearing, "Trump supporting", "White Supremacist" with a crew cut who is totally not a fed that no reasonable prosecutor would go after....
Posted by: 18-1

I am starting to suspect that the new hire "plebes" at the FIBs are "hazed" and have to do lots of crap like this during a floating Hell Week to advance the cause and show commitment.

Posted by: American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Ed. at May 24, 2023 05:47 PM (i51/4)

180 It's a cover up because the person was either a civil servant or a protected deniable asset.
Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 05:27 PM (X0I7i)

Chelsea Clinton's Au Pair

Posted by: Kindltot - I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot. at May 24, 2023 05:47 PM (xhaym)

181 I rate my conspiracy theories based on facts I know and then give a percentage of likelihood. I adjust when I know more facts.

J6 was an op. I had at 100% from the start.

MLK assassination. I had deep state op at less than 5%. It's now climbed to 40%, with a bullet.

JFK assassination. I had this on the Soviets and Castro. Reassessing.

Seth Rich murder. Now more likley than not.

CIA drug running. Now in the 90th percentile.

Moon landing was faked. Still 0%

Bitcoin is a CIA op. 70th percentile.

TWA 800 getting shot down was a Navy exercise gone bad. 90th percentile

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2023 05:47 PM (RqMSv)

182 It's a cover up.

--------

Cover-up of an Op, itself on Op.

Maybe they named it Operation Crossfire Boomerang ...

/BTW, Bongino has been all over -- and right on about -- this story since it occurred.

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 05:47 PM (w8jy4)

183 Jordan's comments have all of the earmarks of Russian disinformation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2023 05:47 PM (+apjR)

184 Sorry, can't reveal anything while an investigation is underway. You wouldn't want us to do something unconstitutional, do you? Well? I'm not going to sit here and listen to you attempt to undermine the constitution and bad-mouth the great system of government we have here in these United States! Good day, sirs!

Posted by: Chris Wray at May 24, 2023 05:48 PM (fs1hN)

185 Trust me, a chainmail bikini is NOT comfortable.
Posted by: Princess Leia

Snags every hair, I hear. Best to go bald like an onion or you be soon anyway.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2023 05:48 PM (ga8qR)

186 The timer on at least one of the bombs was a 1-hour kitchen timer. Which is odd since the bombs were planted 16-18 hours before the rally.

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 24, 2023 05:48 PM (DB16e)

187 62 Did Jordan call it "really concerning"?
Because that's when you know a line's been crossed.
Posted by: Zek at May 24, 2023 05:32 PM (5FPX4)

__

Some might even say it's DISTURBING.

Posted by: Montec at May 24, 2023 05:48 PM (OalnH)

188 RIP Tina Turner. Damn, she was fine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 24, 2023 05:48 PM (xcxpd)

189 But pretty much every thread turns into a movie thread.

Posted by: Admit it at May 24, 2023 05:48 PM (DhOHl)

190 If Jordan actually knows who it was, then he should say so instead of playing games with the FIB

..

He's playing games with you, not the FIB.

Fighting so hard.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at May 24, 2023 05:48 PM (FcrG2)

191 Another Ray Epps mystery.

Maybe Tucker will be on the case when he starts his new Twitter show.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2023 05:48 PM (NpAcC)

192 My favorite Tina Turner reference from Liar, Liar.

"Where would Tina Turner be today if she'd just rolled over and said Hit me again, Ike! And put some stank on it!!"

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2023 05:49 PM (iKBwy)

193
I didn't kill myself

Posted by: Ray Epps, Dead Man Walking Tall at May 24, 2023 05:46 PM

Not yet. But on a long enough timeline you will.

Posted by: Fight Club at May 24, 2023 05:49 PM (enJYY)

194 JFK assassination. I had this on the Soviets and Castro. Reassessing.

Several mobsters from the time have basically admitted they did it. The entire thing has mob fingerprints all over it. Almost certainly okayed by Sam Giancana without the families approving.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 05:49 PM (0hOvj)

195 The Dodgers have spent billions of dollars and won one World Series in 30+ years. Maybe they should concentrate on baseball instead of drag queens. Call it a hunch.

--Chad Prather

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 05:49 PM (GnNvu)

196 158 Trust me, a chainmail bikini is NOT comfortable.
Posted by: Princess Leia at May 24, 2023 05:44 PM (DhOHl)

For ace, since he seems to like the junk in that trunk:

https://tinyurl.com/33h7waw6

And one I have posted before- redhead slave leia:

https://tinyurl.com/4jb9d9an

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:49 PM (/xaUq)

197 If Jordan actually knows who it was, then he should say so instead of playing games with the FIB.[/i

Then they'd arrest him and claim he tipped off the suspect right before they were about to arrest zer

Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2023 05:49 PM (lc5cP)

198 I beat Tina to death.

Posted by: Zombie Ike Turner at May 24, 2023 05:49 PM (LaNzR)

199 @181 Ignoramus,

Where would you rate the death of Philip Haney?

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 24, 2023 05:49 PM (VDbGO)

200 "HOW CAN YOU KEEP CLAIMING YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS?!?"

Prolly still has his BIF Employee of the Quarter parking spot...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 24, 2023 05:50 PM (lSndJ)

201 We need to wait until Joy Behar 'splains it all to us.

Posted by: Peaches at May 24, 2023 05:50 PM (14URa)

202 OKLAHOMA CITY
they knew
Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2023 05:47 PM (OUiUM)

Pulls out 1998 X-Files movie for the opening bombing scene.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 05:50 PM (ZSK0i)

203

Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2023 05:50 PM (lc5cP)

204 Congress on J6 was not evacuated because of protests on the Capitol steps

Congress was evacuated because those two (fake) bombs had been discovered and word was passed to the Capitol Police.

Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2023 05:50 PM (OUiUM)

205 It was Brandon. He couldn't remember which Party he belongs to so he tried to bomb both. But the he forgot what he was doing and just dropped off a couple of car stereos Hunter stole.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2023 05:50 PM (oINRc)

206 RIP Tina Turner. Damn, she was fine.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 24, 2023 05:48 PM (xcxpd)

I always thought she was a bit skanky.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 24, 2023 05:50 PM (BdMk6)

207 Several mobsters from the time have basically admitted they did it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 05:49 PM (0hOvj)

___

Eh, several mobsters also like to make themselves more important in the world than they were. Could it have been them? Anything's possible. But just because some old timers say shit, doesn't make it true.

Posted by: Montec at May 24, 2023 05:51 PM (OalnH)

208 In death as in life, Ike beat Tina to the punch.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 05:51 PM (Vwz3I)

209

The FBI specializes, one could say excels, at pursuing and prosecuting minimal /insignificant /questionable transgressions.

It's a good racket and , in true Swamp form, the FBI is seeking--as a reward for all their mischief --- a shiny new Mega Headquarters Complex.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 24, 2023 05:51 PM (OcxYp)

210 OKLAHOMA CITY
they knew
Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2023 05:47 PM (OUiUM)

You don't say

Posted by: John Doe #2, long identified as an undercover fed agent at May 24, 2023 05:51 PM (lc5cP)

211 I always thought she was a bit skanky.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 24, 2023 05:50 PM (BdMk6)

Gasping and clutching the pearls, you blasphemer.

Posted by: Peaches at May 24, 2023 05:51 PM (14URa)

212
For ace, since he seems to like the junk in that trunk:

https://tinyurl.com/33h7waw6

Princess Leia? More like PrinceASS Leia, amiright!?

Posted by: Right! Right....? at May 24, 2023 05:51 PM (09rn/)

213 Uncle Buck is officially my most watched movie. Watching now. Second would be Jeremiah Johnson . Third most watched might surprise some. Major Payne.

Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 05:51 PM (MNhXM)

214 ... there's enough information about this "bomber" to positively ID him (or her -- some people think it looks like a woman).

----------

Do we know the whereabout of Atomic Tranny Dogboy on that day, and were there any reports in the area of stolen women's underwear, designer dresses, or luggage?

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 05:51 PM (w8jy4)

215 I read somewhere that the red blue thing started in 2000. The writer pointed out that when the military war games Blue is the good guy color. Red is the bad guy color. Makes absolutely perfect sense to me.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 24, 2023 05:51 PM (+fRAd)

216 206 RIP Tina Turner. Damn, she was fine.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 24, 2023 05:48 PM (xcxpd)

I always thought she was a bit skanky.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 24, 2023 05:50 PM (BdMk6)

Honestly, I think the only thing I ever saw her in was Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM (/xaUq)

217 Jordan's comments have all of the earmarks of Russian disinformation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2023 05:47 PM (+apjR)
.......

They also have all the hallmarks of a whiner.

Posted by: wth at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

218 Why does it even matter? The Republicans aren't going to do shite about it, just flare their nostrils and talk tough.

Posted by: Tracy at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM (x58Cx)

219 The entire "pipe bomb" story is a diversion. It likely points to someone irrelevant to J6. That's why Jordan is, again, rolling up his sleeves to look... impotent.

He's a player. A poor one at that, but he's still in on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM (Q4IgG)

220 Trust me, a chainmail bikini is NOT comfortable.
Posted by: Princess Leia
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Just came to me! Government mandated chastity belts for those receiving any form of government aid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM (+apjR)

221 For ace, since he seems to like the junk in that trunk:

https://tinyurl.com/33h7waw6

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 24, 2023 05:49 PM (/xaUq)

She left her wallet at the Stratford Inn.

Posted by: George Utley at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM (Angsy)

222
I've seen reports that the feds knew all along the "pipe bombs" were entirely inoperable.

Posted by: Sam Adams

============

Aha. That goes a way towards answering my question @151.

So, planting a fake bomb, doubtless in order to pin it on the "insurrectionists."

I wonder how far they planned that in advance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM (lCaJd)

223 194 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 05:49 PM (0hOvj)

I though the farm did it, or you know a communist killed a tax cutter.

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM (X0I7i)

224 The Dodgers have spent billions of dollars and won one World Series in 30+ years.

Yeah ever since Lasorda left they have been trying to buy a world series and succeeding as well as the Mets at it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM (0hOvj)

225 The timer on at least one of the bombs was a 1-hour kitchen timer. Which is odd since the bombs were planted 16-18 hours before the rally.
Posted by: Fool Otto

Like sands in an hour-glass type, the mechanical kind that goes "Ding", or an electric one one could actually make a real timer out of?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2023 05:53 PM (ga8qR)

226 C'mon, the pipe bombs didn't go off. What, you want to out a citizen, probably very patriotic, that really didn't do anything, someone like Ray Epps? You guys really need to stop persecuting these people.

Posted by: Adam Kinzinger at May 24, 2023 05:53 PM (fs1hN)

227 218 Why does it even matter? The Republicans aren't going to do shite about it, just flare their nostrils and talk tough.
Posted by: Tracy at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM (x58Cx)

__

The hell we won't do anything about it. We're going to fundraise the fuck off of this.
- GOP

Posted by: Montec at May 24, 2023 05:53 PM (OalnH)

228 From beginning I thought it was another Fed plant to blame on Trump supporters

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2023 05:53 PM (xhxe8)

229 224 The Dodgers have spent billions of dollars and won one World Series in 30+ years.

Yeah ever since Lasorda left they have been trying to buy a world series and succeeding as well as the Mets at it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

The Pittsburgh Pirates have spent $300 over 30 years, and it shows.

Posted by: Fightin' Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 05:54 PM (sAmhv)

230 Could it have been them? Anything's possible. But just because some old timers say shit, doesn't make it true.

They had a lot of motivation and Ruby was mob related, but we'll probably never find out, because it was probably a joint effort between several groups who usually don't talk.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 05:54 PM (0hOvj)

231 FBI budget is safe.

Modern FBI leadership gives new meaning to the term 'untouchables'.

Posted by: DB - at May 24, 2023 05:54 PM (geLO8)

232 Nobody's going to kill Ray Epps. FFS he is doing media availability. He's protected from on high.

Posted by: ballistic at May 24, 2023 05:54 PM (oXNqT)

233 Jordan's comments have all of the earmarks of Russian disinformation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2023 05:47 PM (+apjR)
.......

They also have all the hallmarks of a whiner.
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM (v0R5T)
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Hallmarks of earmarks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 24, 2023 05:54 PM (2hlEI)

234 Where would you rate the death of Philip Haney?

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 24, 2023 05:49 PM (VDbGO)

Well deserved. He was always trying to pull something.

Posted by: O.W. Douglas at May 24, 2023 05:54 PM (Angsy)

235 Uncle Buck is officially my most watched movie. Watching now. Second would be Jeremiah Johnson . Third most watched might surprise some. Major Payne.
Posted by: polynikes
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Uncle Buck?!

You sure know how to hurt a guy.

Posted by: Dr. Zhivago at May 24, 2023 05:54 PM (e8qft)

236 Off creepy Joe sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2023 05:54 PM (sAmhv)

237 The Pittsburgh Pirates have spent $300 over 30 years, and it shows.

Hey, they're still paying off Bobby Bonilla, they can't afford a team!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 05:54 PM (0hOvj)

238 @228 Skip,

Bingo.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 24, 2023 05:54 PM (VDbGO)

239 213 Uncle Buck is officially my most watched movie. Watching now. Second would be Jeremiah Johnson . Third most watched might surprise some. Major Payne.
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 05:51 PM (MNhXM)

My favorite John Candy movie is "Who's Harry Crumb"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 05:54 PM (PiwSw)

240 230 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 05:54 PM (0hOvj)

The Shriners, Rotarians, and Masons?

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM (X0I7i)

241 Why does it even matter? The Republicans aren't going to do shite about it, just flare their nostrils and talk tough.
Posted by: Tracy at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM (x58Cx)

__

The hell we won't do anything about it. We're going to fundraise the fuck off of this.
- GOP

Well, at least they're saying the words we've been telling them we want to hear. That's almost as good as actually doing it, right?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM (eOEVl)

242 The hell we won't do anything about it. We're going to fundraise the fuck off of this.
- GOP
Posted by: Montec at May 24, 2023 05:53 PM (OalnH

And then launder the money around the caucus by auctioning used chapsticks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM (oINRc)

243 What's the difference between a hallmark and an earmark?

Posted by: So confused at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM (DhOHl)

244 I am starting to suspect that the new hire "plebes" at the FIBs are "hazed" and have to do lots of crap like this during a floating Hell Week to advance the cause and show commitment.
Posted by: American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language
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Better that than the poor future male Army officers having to wear high heels.

Posted by: whig at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM (wUSgb)

245 Do you know who I am? DO YOU?

Posted by: Chirs Wray at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM (17s+e)

246 Cool clocks, Ahmed.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM (Vwz3I)

247 he mechanical kind that goes "Ding",
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2023 05:53 PM (ga8qR)

Yes.
Revolver has a lengthy piece about the whole pipe bomber thing. There are close up images from security cams.

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM (DB16e)

248 OKLAHOMA CITY
they knew
Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2023 05:47 PM (OUiUM)

You don't say
Posted by: John Doe #2, long identified as an undercover fed agent at May 24, 2023 05:51 PM (lc5cP)

There was a time when I believed the X-Files was far-fetched. Now I consider it a documentary. yes. Even the alien thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM (T/Lqj)

249 Hallmarks of earmarks.

Earwigs > Earmarks > Hallmarks

Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2023 05:56 PM (eOEVl)

250 Skidmarks.

Posted by: wth at May 24, 2023 05:56 PM (v0R5T)

251 The Big Red One was an OK war movie.
Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2023 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

Yeah, but I am not sure placing Clifford as the central character made a good movie. The books were written around the kid and his family.

Posted by: Kindltot - I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot. at May 24, 2023 05:56 PM (xhaym)

252 It's a good racket and , in true Swamp form, the FBI is seeking--as a reward for all their mischief --- a shiny new Mega Headquarters Complex.
___

If this comes to pass, it will be yet another sign that we live in a dictatorship. If they don't get their building, there is still some hope left.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2023 05:56 PM (fs1hN)

253
So, planting a fake bomb, doubtless in order to pin it on the "insurrectionists."

I wonder how far they planned that in advance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 24, 2023 05:52 PM

All you have to do is look up the date that Alex Jones (Yes, that Alex Jones of 'InfoWars' infamy) applied for the permit for the J6 event. I would imagine a couple of weeks prior to the event.

Posted by: Fight Club at May 24, 2023 05:56 PM (enJYY)

254 It was Epps in the Rotunda with a candlestick (code for pipe bomb)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2023 05:57 PM (XaUsS)

255 Oklahoma City looks sketchy as hell to me, and long has. It looks a lot like a Clinton op, just when he was warning about militias and white nationalists.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 05:57 PM (0hOvj)

256 Bingo.
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Nice beaver!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 05:57 PM (Vwz3I)

257 229 224 The Dodgers have spent billions of dollars and won one World Series in 30+ years.

Yeah ever since Lasorda left they have been trying to buy a world series and succeeding as well as the Mets at it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
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Dodgers used to have an excellent farm system and talent scouts. Dunno if they do anymore.

Posted by: whig at May 24, 2023 05:57 PM (wUSgb)

258 Tina Turner is dead and Jimmy Carter still lives

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2023 05:57 PM (XaUsS)

259 250 Skidmarks

Ok, I chortled.

Posted by: I'll admit it at May 24, 2023 05:57 PM (DhOHl)

260 237 The Pittsburgh Pirates have spent $300 over 30 years, and it shows.

Hey, they're still paying off Bobby Bonilla, they can't afford a team!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

That wouldn't surprise me if that was the case. I don't know though. I'm pretty sure the Mets are still paying him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2023 05:57 PM (sAmhv)

261 Richard Bennett (Bigo) sentenced to 56 mos. for putting his feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk.

Ryan J. Reilly
@ryanjreilly
“You’re too old for this nonsense,” Judge Cooper told Bigo. He said it was important to send a message to Bigo’s followers that this kind of thing couldn’t happen again, and there’d be consequences

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2023 05:57 PM (NpAcC)

262 Modern FBI leadership gives new meaning to the term 'untouchables'.
Posted by: DB
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Melvin Purvis spins in his grave.

As an aside (I seem to have a lot of these lately), when I was kid, I was a member of the 'Junior G-Men' club. I still have the little badge somewhere. from cereal box (?), I do not recall. We used to want to grow up to be FBI guys. Something has gone seriously wrong.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (e8qft)

263 It never ends....

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (t/2Uw)

264 Snags every hair, I hear. Best to go bald like an onion or you be soon anyway.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2023 05:48 PM (ga8qR)

Need to wear a gambethong.

Posted by: Kindltot - I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot. at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (xhaym)

265 If this comes to pass, it will be yet another sign that we live in a dictatorship. If they don't get their building, there is still some hope left.

If it's built, the new building will probably be about 5 miles from my house. That'll help my property values.

Later, Loooooserrrrsssss!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (eOEVl)

266
What's the difference between a hallmark and an earmark?

Posted by: So confused at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM

50 lying douche-bags who wanted cover.

Posted by: Fight Club at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (enJYY)

267 258 Tina Turner is dead and Jimmy Carter still lives

And whitey's on the moon.

Posted by: Gil Heron at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (DhOHl)

268 OKLAHOMA CITY
they knew
Posted by: torabora

My 9/11 theory
Feds were involved, either in the training, or the visas, or maybe they just knew all about it well in advance and didn't think to put an end to it.
- The "fire can't melt steel" was a cover up to discredit the conspiracy theories
- The payoff to relatives, lessor, etc. was to so no one sued and dug too deep
- The commission was of course a cover up. For incompetence or involvement?

Posted by: American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Ed. at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (i51/4)

269 There was a time when I believed the X-Files was far-fetched. Now I consider it a documentary. yes. Even the alien thing.

My favorite out there theory right now...the US government *is* communicating with an "advanced alien species" and they are directing a lot of what the government is doing.

But they aren't from another planet. They are from another reality. A rather hot reality.

Yes this is basically the plot of a CS Lewis novel. But its a novel that predicted Soviet America/Britain.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (lc5cP)

270 What's the difference between a hallmark and an earmark?
Posted by: So confused at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM (DhOHl)
.......

Hallmarks come with sentimental quotes.

Posted by: wth at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

271 Cool clocks, Ahmed.
Posted by: andycanuck

ISWYDT

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (GnNvu)

272 "Where would you rate the death of Philip Haney?"

New to me. Looks dodgy. The Deep State no longer get a presumption of innocence on these things.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2023 05:59 PM (RqMSv)

273 Imagine what you could do with a country in which the media was a willing propaganda engine, you controlled all education, and the judiciary snd prosecutors were all in your pocket.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 24, 2023 05:59 PM (KiBMU)

274 252 It's a good racket and , in true Swamp form, the FBI is seeking--as a reward for all their mischief --- a shiny new Mega Headquarters Complex.
___

If this comes to pass, it will be yet another sign that we live in a dictatorship. If they don't get their building, there is still some hope left.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Vice versa, elegant brand new hqs are always associated with downfall in corporations. In the Feebs case, the HQ will be out of the corrupt DC district court system as the sites are located in Maryland or Virginia.

Posted by: whig at May 24, 2023 05:59 PM (wUSgb)

275 need to wear a gambethong under chain mail bikinis and you would be good to get at least some ballistic pasties

(what I meant to say )

Posted by: Kindltot - I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot. at May 24, 2023 05:59 PM (xhaym)

276 Revolver had a video there is a side door from which the " bombrr" could easily get out, drop and get back inside.

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2023 05:59 PM (xhxe8)

277 Fake pipe bombs. Fake viruses.

Coming next, fake EMP attacks.

Of course, we'll be told they're real when they shut off cell and internet. But it'll be just as fake as the former. Real for any of them would be too risky. Fake it and lie works better.

Like they took a page from Close Encounters with the dead livestock and hazmat suits. It just works.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2023 05:59 PM (iKBwy)

278 248 OKLAHOMA CITY
they knew
Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2023 05:47 PM (OUiUM)

You don't say
Posted by: John Doe #2, long identified as an undercover fed agent at May 24, 2023 05:51 PM (lc5cP)

There was a time when I believed the X-Files was far-fetched. Now I consider it a documentary. yes. Even the alien thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

But without the cool Cigarette Smoking Guy. HE WAS A HERO, DAMMIT!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2023 05:59 PM (sAmhv)

279 "My suspicion is that they know exactly who the "bomber" is, and it's either Antifa or one of their own ringers. And they just don't want to admit it."

******

Don't worry.

Durham will take care of this.

Posted by: EFG at May 24, 2023 06:00 PM (Ae67h)

280 It's a good racket and , in true Swamp form, the FBI is seeking--as a reward for all their mischief --- a shiny new Mega Headquarters Complex.
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You don't suppose that the $87 BILLION to the IRS went unnoticed, do you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2023 06:00 PM (uanMf)

281 270 What's the difference between a hallmark and an earmark?
Posted by: So confused at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM (DhOHl)
.......

Hallmarks come with sentimental quotes.
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

And quaint but trendy boutique bed-and-breakfasts in sleepy but chic small Vermont towns, after a snowfall.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 06:00 PM (PiwSw)

282 Pulls out 1998 X-Files movie for the opening bombing scene.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 05:50 PM (ZSK0i)

The virus is the original inhabitant of our planet.

Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2023 06:01 PM (gmo/4)

283 Before "dragging" Wray before Congress, they should first check his schedule, since he might need to scoot out early to catch a plane to the Adirondacks for the long weekend.

Posted by: red speck at May 24, 2023 06:01 PM (Ny/Va)

284 Oklahoma City looks sketchy as hell to me, and long has. It looks a lot like a Clinton op, just when he was warning about militias and white nationalists.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

Dreamy Pres. Bill would have never supported anything that would result in the death of children!!
-- White leftist women

How about killing babies invitro?

Not relevant in any way!!
Rheeeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2023 06:01 PM (qoGsy)

285 RIP, Tina. Private Dancer was one hell of an album.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 24, 2023 06:01 PM (Xrfse)

286 273 Imagine what you could do with a country in which the media was a willing propaganda engine, you controlled all education, and the judiciary snd prosecutors were all in your pocket.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

The problem is that like the late Soviet system found out--you stop up reforms in the system and the whole shooting match goes down. The collapse was internal and we had little or nothing to do with it. GHW Bush actually tried to prop up the dying Soviet system when the Wall fell by not supporting German reunification.

Posted by: whig at May 24, 2023 06:01 PM (wUSgb)

287 You've got red on you.
Posted by: Phillip

Wot?

Posted by: Sean at May 24, 2023 06:01 PM (jzzG8)

288 They know who the bomber is. Hell, they know his name and what he looks like, all that's right there in his file.

Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2023 06:01 PM (Uv0D2)

289 You've got red on you.
Posted by: Phillip

Wot?
Posted by: Sean at May 24, 2023 06:01 PM (jzzG

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How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 24, 2023 06:03 PM (2hlEI)

290 What's the difference between a hallmark and an earmark?
Posted by: So confused

Hallmark costs $6.99/month on Amazon.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 06:03 PM (GnNvu)

291 The pipe bomb is highly relevant. They justified the evacuation of the Capitol and this "emergency" was going to be used somehow as that was the their purpose.

I think the whole thing got out of hand and turned into a giant cluster-fuck. That's why there was such a wide range of attitudes amongst the defending troops.

It was an op and it was poorly planned and it ended up getting completely out of control.

Posted by: pawn at May 24, 2023 06:03 PM (wsHtO)

292 Durham will come!

/Too soon?

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 06:03 PM (w8jy4)

293 There was a time when I believed the X-Files was far-fetched. Now I consider it a documentary. yes. Even the alien thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM (T/Lqj)

I want to believe.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 24, 2023 06:03 PM (BdMk6)

294 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 06:03 PM (PiwSw)

295 Oklahoma City looks sketchy as hell to me, and long has. It looks a lot like a Clinton op, just when he was warning about militias and white nationalists.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

I think, if anything, the masterminds behind it muttered among themselves, "Damn, that was a much bigger bomb than we wanted." But, well, they rolled with it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 24, 2023 06:03 PM (T/Lqj)

296 268 Posted by: American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Ed. at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (i51/4)

Sure, and get this it was ALL the Bush family and Jamie Gorelicker and the Clinton gang sat on their ability to obliterate the right forever because "good sports"

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 06:03 PM (X0I7i)

297 Before "dragging" Wray before Congress, they should first check his schedule, since he might need to scoot out early to catch a taxpayer-owned/funded plane to the Adirondacks for the long weekend.
Posted by: red speck
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Edited, for completeness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2023 06:03 PM (uanMf)

298 How about killing babies invitro?

Not relevant in any way!!
Rheeeeeeeee!!!

What about killing all those children in Waco

SHUT UP SHUT UP REEEE!!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 06:03 PM (0hOvj)

299 LAST!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 24, 2023 06:03 PM (T/Lqj)

300 HOW CAN YOU KEEP CLAIMING YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS?!?!

What do you mean? Lying is as natural as breathing.

Posted by: FBI at May 24, 2023 06:04 PM (A0/af)

301 What's sort of frightening to me is how spot on "Unintended Consequences" has been in regards to our government killing US citizens on US soil.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 24, 2023 06:04 PM (2YtOq)

302 After 9/11 a fairly senior whistleblower from the NSA came forward and claimed;

His team had put together a new data analysis program that identified Mohammed Atta and his team were in the US and up to no good. Their program was closed down shortly thereafter however because it was ALSO reporting a number of senior American leaders (Condi Rice was mentioned specifically) were on the Chinese payroll.

True? Hard to say but the notion of China buying American politicians doesn't sound very unbelievable now does it?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2023 06:04 PM (lc5cP)

303 Best case scenario on OKC is that it was dual blowback for Waco and GW1....

worst case scenario would be it being an op.

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 06:04 PM (X0I7i)

304 181 I rate my conspiracy theories based on facts I know and then give a percentage of likelihood. I adjust when I know more facts.

. . .

TWA 800 getting shot down was a Navy exercise gone bad. 90th percentile

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2023 05:47 PM (RqMSv)

The problem I have with this one is there would be a lot of people who knew the truth, and most of them would have nothing to lose by whistle-blowing, but a lot to lose by being involved in the coverup.

The junior supply officer who had nothing to do with launching the missile, but would have to falsify paperwork to account for the missing missile, would seem to have no incentive to participate in the coverup, and every incentive to tell the truth.

Plus a whole ship full of enlisted guys with no skin in the game, but a great sea story about the time an idiot Lt JG pushed the wrong button and killed a planeload of civilians.

Posted by: a.moron at May 24, 2023 06:04 PM (tu3iY)

305 It was an op and it was poorly planned and it ended up getting completely out of control.
Posted by: pawn at May 24, 2023 06:03 PM (wsHtO)
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Lucky to live through it, etc.

Posted by: RDML Josh Painter at May 24, 2023 06:04 PM (2hlEI)

306 @272 Ignoramus,

He was a specialist on all things involving radical Islam, and he was a federal whistleblower, telling anyone who would listen about how our FBI/DHS was actively destroying our ability to monitor terrorist suspects.

And then he "killed himself."

Yep.

We don't have federal law enforcement. We have an ongoing criminal enterprise with Stalinist leanings.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 24, 2023 06:05 PM (VDbGO)

307 My 9/11 theory
Feds were involved, either in the training, or the visas, or maybe they just knew all about it well in advance and didn't think to put an end to it.
- The "fire can't melt steel" was a cover up to discredit the conspiracy theories
- The payoff to relatives, lessor, etc. was to so no one sued and dug too deep
- The commission was of course a cover up. For incompetence or involvement?
Posted by: American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Ed. at May 24, 2023 05:58 PM (i51/4)
_________________

My conjecture: they had some intel on this, but considered the plot too crazy and so blew it off, and got caught with their pants down when the wogs actually made good. They then scrambled to cover up their ineptitude.

My model for this was the Tsarnaevs. The Russians warned the FBI - TWICE - about these a-holes, but the FBI did nothing about them.

Overall I consider the FBI to be a cross between the Stasi and the Keystone Kops.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

308 "Hey, boss! Should I 'find' the bombs yet?"

Posted by: Fresh Outta Quantico at May 24, 2023 06:05 PM (A0/af)

309 The Shriners, Rotarians, and Masons?
Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 05:55 PM (X0I7i)

You fool. You hapless fool. You think Rotarians DON'T TALK?
They don't shut up! Yah, I don't care about the water fountain in the park, talk the city, gimme my four gallons of chopped strawberries I paid for.

Posted by: Kindltot - I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot. at May 24, 2023 06:06 PM (xhaym)

310 You know there are cameras all over DC.

It's probably impossible to be within 20 miles or more of the White House and Congress without being tracked every single inch of your progress in a public space.

And face recognition software works very well now. It's used everywhere in the world now.

I suspect they know exactly who this person is, where the live, where they work, and who they work for.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2023 06:06 PM (RJQ8g)

311 Uncle Buck is officially my most watched movie. Watching now. Second would be Jeremiah Johnson . Third most watched might surprise some. Major Payne.
Posted by: polynikes

Mine are: Big Red 1, Father Goose, and Operation Petticoat

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 24, 2023 06:07 PM (3CCua)

312 My conjecture: they had some intel on this, but considered the plot too crazy and so blew it off, and got caught with their pants down when the wogs actually made good. They then scrambled to cover up their ineptitude.

My model for this was the Tsarnaevs. The Russians warned the FBI - TWICE - about these a-holes, but the FBI did nothing about them.

Overall I consider the FBI to be a cross between the Stasi and the Keystone Kops.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Bojinka (sp).

Some group tried it (or similar) a couple of years before and failed.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2023 06:07 PM (ga8qR)

313 309 Posted by: Kindltot - I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot. at May 24, 2023 06:06 PM (xhaym)

One of the wisest things my grandfather ever told me was sometimes the best way to be quiet and keep a secret is to be loud and guide the conversation.

He was a rotarian.

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 06:07 PM (X0I7i)

314 The Bojinka plot (Arabic: بوجينكا; Tagalog: Oplan Bojinka) was a large-scale, three-phase terrorist attack planned by Ramzi Yousef and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed for January 1995. They planned to assassinate Pope John Paul II; blow up 11 airliners in flight from Asia to the United States with the goal of …

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2023 06:08 PM (ga8qR)

315 I'm lost. Who?

Posted by: Sean at May 24, 2023 06:08 PM (jzzG8)

316 Overall I consider the FBI to be a cross between the Stasi and the Keystone Kops.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Any organization with multiple 'missions' perform badly at several or all of those missions because the no optimizing for one specific mission is possible.

Posted by: whig at May 24, 2023 06:09 PM (wUSgb)

317 My most watched movie might be "The Searchers"

But I don't have an official count and I like to watch movies over and over.

Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2023 06:10 PM (gmo/4)

318 What's the difference between a hallmark and an earmark?
Posted by: So confused

Hallmark costs $6.99/month on Amazon.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 06:03 PM (GnNvu)

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Earmark is the analogous Russian greeting card monopoly that used Gorbachev's forehead birthmark as its logo.

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 06:11 PM (Ni0F+)

319 @Breaking911
·
1m
JUST IN: DeSantis releases campaign ad before announcing Presidential run on Twitter Spaces

"I’m running for President to lead our Great American Comeback."

Posted by: weft cut looop at May 24, 2023 06:11 PM (jzzG8)

320 Mine are: Big Red 1, Father Goose, and Operation Petticoat
Posted by: BifBewalski

Mine is Groundhog Day. Followed by Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, to my slight but not complete shame.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2023 06:11 PM (iKBwy)

321 I suspect they know exactly who this person is, where the live, where they work, and who they work for.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++

"Hey, doesn't that guy work for us?"

Posted by: Bamanarama at May 24, 2023 06:11 PM (uH1aC)

322 310 You know there are cameras all over DC.

It's probably impossible to be within 20 miles or more of the White House and Congress without being tracked every single inch of your progress in a public space.

And face recognition software works very well now. It's used everywhere in the world now.

I suspect they know exactly who this person is, where the live, where they work, and who they work for.

Posted by: naturalfake
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The Brits have been using surveillance for years. Summary, it helps catching the culprits afterwards but there is simply too much information deluge to single out before deeds are already done. Too many false positives versus actual threats.

Posted by: whig at May 24, 2023 06:11 PM (wUSgb)

323 The Shriners, Rotarians, and Masons?
Posted by: sven

What about the Rotisserieans?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 06:12 PM (GnNvu)

324 "Dredd," from 2012 is becoming my most repeat watched movie.

Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2023 06:12 PM (SYTee)

325
What about the Rotisserieans?
Posted by: rickb223

Those chicken bastards. They turn on a dime!

Posted by: weft cut looop at May 24, 2023 06:12 PM (jzzG8)

326 So Desantis dropped the Never Back Down motto?

Tom Petty lawyers must have put the kibosh on the planned rally music. Much to my relief.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2023 06:14 PM (iKBwy)

327 323 Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 06:12 PM (GnNvu)

or the Rosicrucians?

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 06:14 PM (X0I7i)

328 AoSHQ rule: Every thread morphs into a movie thread.

The reason for this is that reality has become inexplicable, and the parallel with movie fantasy is inescapable

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2023 06:14 PM (+apjR)

329 My most watched movie might be "The Searchers"

But I don't have an official count and I like to watch movies over and over.
Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2023 06:10 PM (gmo/4)

Ditto on The Searchers.
Named my first son after the main character.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 24, 2023 06:14 PM (OcxYp)

330 I went to Twitter to hear Elon and Desantis. It doesn't seem to be working well at all. This thing might turn out to be a bust.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 24, 2023 06:14 PM (sWM8x)

331 The Branch Sousvideans are staying out of this debate.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2023 06:15 PM (iKBwy)

332 Overall I consider the FBI to be a cross between the Stasi and the Keystone Kops.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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Fecklessness. Betrayal. Insurrection or Incompetence (you make the call).

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 06:16 PM (Ni0F+)

333 328 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2023 06:14 PM (+apjR)

Movies are the current common cultural touchstones in the way the ballads and myths used to be. The common set of metaphors lends itself to similes and comparative analytics.

Posted by: sven at May 24, 2023 06:16 PM (X0I7i)

334 Jack Cahill wrote a convincing book on TWA 800
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A key point is the many witnesses from mutiple vantage points who saw something rise from sea level and then reach the plane before the explosion, not after.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2023 06:16 PM (RqMSv)

335 I knew a guy who watched Groundhog Day every day for a year.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2023 06:17 PM (iKBwy)

336 I went to Twitter to hear Elon and Desantis. It doesn't seem to be working well at all. This thing might turn out to be a bust.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 24, 2023 06:14 PM (sWM8x)

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Scott Walker 2: Trump Curse Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 06:17 PM (Ni0F+)

337 It's...Hunter Biden!

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at May 24, 2023 06:17 PM (+DS2f)

338 "Plus a whole ship full of enlisted guys with no skin in the game, but a great sea story about the time an idiot Lt JG pushed the wrong button and killed a planeload of civilians."

Think how many people know inside dirt on a whole lot of things who aren't talking.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2023 06:18 PM (RqMSv)

339 I knew a guy who watched Groundhog Day every day for a year.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2023 06:17 PM (iKBwy)

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Heh. Very meta ... somebody should have shot a documentary throughout it.

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 06:19 PM (Ni0F+)

340 Movies are the current common cultural touchstones in the way the ballads and myths used to be. The common set of metaphors lends itself to similes and comparative analytics.
Posted by: sven

Well, they were until the recent death of movie theaters and media streaming segmentation anyway.

Now all we have are internet memes for that.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2023 06:19 PM (iKBwy)

341 Now all we have are internet memes for that.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

LOL!

Posted by: weft cut looop at May 24, 2023 06:20 PM (jzzG8)

342 Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2023 06:16 PM (RqMSv)
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I've never believed the government line on TWA800.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 24, 2023 06:20 PM (sWM8x)

343 What a cluster the DeSantis Twitter thing turned out to be.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at May 24, 2023 06:22 PM (Gu48G)

344 I can hardly believe I ever believed the government line on literally anything, now. Boy was I a rube. A mark. Bamboozled.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2023 06:23 PM (iKBwy)

345 Yes, the Feds were warned about the Tsaernevs and did nothing.

The FBI then interviewed on of their associates who got shot dead after he lunged for an agent's gun. Don't know what to make it.

They were also warned about the Shoe Bomber by his father who was a major govenrment official in their African country (Nigeria IIRC). And that's why we have to take off our shoes to get on a plane to this day.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2023 06:26 PM (RqMSv)

346 "Plus a whole ship full of enlisted guys with no skin in the game, but a great sea story about the time an idiot Lt JG pushed the wrong button and killed a planeload of civilians."

Think how many people know inside dirt on a whole lot of things who aren't talking.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2023 06:18 PM (RqMSv)
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Yeah, totally implausible. Nineteen year-old sailors are notoriously close-mouthed because they're all teetotalers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

347 234 Where would you rate the death of Philip Haney?

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 24, 2023 05:49 PM
Right up there. Definitely an op.

Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2023 06:28 PM (Uv0D2)

348 Yeah, totally implausible. Nineteen year-old sailors are notoriously close-mouthed because they're all teetotalers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

I can tell absolutely accurate stories of things I saw or did in the military... and people won't believe me.

Because they live such mundane lives, they can't believe that extraordinary things happen to someone... especially some person they just met.

I'd wager that story HAS been told... numerous times... just no one believes them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 24, 2023 06:37 PM (oHd/0)

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