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Biden: Republicans Are Going to Tank This Nation's Credit Just to Keep Me -- the Unstoppable Force Known as Scranton Joe Biden -- From Winning the 2024 Presidential Election
Dude, I don't think your body is going to make it to 2024. Your brain didn't even make it to 2019.
President Joe Biden claimed Sunday some Republicans are willing to allow the U.S. to default on its debt for the first time to prevent him from winning another presidential term. If the economy does default, Biden argued he would be "blameless," and called for Republicans to move their positions. "On the merits, based on what I've offered, I would be blameless," Biden responded to a question from Fox's Peter Doocy. "On the politics of it, no one would be blameless. And by the way, that's one of the -- one of the things that some are contemplating." "I think there are some MAGA Republicans in the House who know the damage that it would do to the economy and because I am president -- and presidents are responsible for everything -- Biden would take the blame. And that's the one way to make sure Biden's not re-elected," Biden added.The House has already passed a debt limit hike -- but with limits on spending. So Biden is the one who's planning to destroy the US's credit rating. And he's doing so that he can continue spending us into a grave.
In all seriousness — what is Biden talking about? pic.twitter.com/YtfhVFxNHE
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 21, 2023
John Fetterman in shorts and a hoodie can barely read a prepared statement about Biden raising the debt ceiling.
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) May 19, 2023
This is embarrassing. pic.twitter.com/IlbYwdImNC
The GOP-led House may have reached a breakthrough in its standoff with the FBI over a file believed to contain bribery allegations concerning President Joe Biden. House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) revealed on "Sunday Morning Futures" that he spoke with Director Christopher Wray about the FBI failing to comply with a subpoena for the document and pushed for compliance. "I explained to the director that we will do everything in our power, and we have jurisdiction over the FBI, that we have the right to see this document," McCarthy said during an appearance on Fox News. "I believe after this call we will get this document." House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-KY) issued a subpoena with a May 10 deadline seeking the document. GOP investigators say whistleblower disclosures indicate there is a form filled out by the FBI that describes an alleged influence peddling scheme involving Biden, dating back to his time as vice president, and a foreign national. In its response on the day of the deadline, an FBI official declined to acknowledge the existence of the record while warning against the release of "unverified or incomplete" information that could "harm investigations, prejudice prosecutions or judicial proceedings, unfairly violate privacy or reputational interests, or create misimpressions in the public."Remember: All of the FBI's dealings are secret from you, but all of your dealings are an open book to the FBI.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 04:28 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 04:29 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 22, 2023 04:29 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 04:29 PM (u73oe)
I think we all know that it's not really him wielding the wrecking ball but the end result is what matters. And it sucks.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 04:30 PM (Xrfse)
*tries it on for fit*
*tugs at the cuffs a bit*
Hey, not bad.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:31 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Quint the Eskimo at May 22, 2023 04:31 PM (aD39U)
May 19 in Japan
twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1659606089082585105
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 04:31 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 04:31 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Azathoth at May 22, 2023 04:31 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:31 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 04:32 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 22, 2023 04:32 PM (Mkvkw)
^^^^^^
....and?
There will never be any consequences for it. The Republicans will do some failure theatre and then secretly ask the FBI to continue to attack the people who are a danger to their power.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 22, 2023 04:32 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: pookysgirl, cringing for 41 seconds at May 22, 2023 04:32 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 22, 2023 04:32 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 04:33 PM (to8pj)
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What dipshit school did this writer go to, and what drugs does he take? "... the economy does default?" WTAF? The "economy" can't default. The government can default on its debt payments.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:33 PM (DU+/6)
The gubmint need not default.
Furlough the civil service and EBT. Use the money to service the debt.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 04:33 PM (5u1+1)
Is the GOPe talking about this as all? Because i have a lot of LIVs asking me where this hyperinflation is coming from.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 04:33 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2023 04:33 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2023 04:33 PM (ncXxy)
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Hilarious. "You will raise the debt limit without conditions. If not, I will choose the default on the debt and try to pin it on you. Ball's in your court, doucebag."
That is, in essence, how this went down.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:34 PM (DU+/6)
Fine. The Republican's wallet, the House, will refuse to fund the FBI.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 04:34 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 04:34 PM (MNhXM)
It's pure madness.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 04:34 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:34 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:35 PM (9UlRk)
that's cute that he thinks anyone believes his sorry ass.
you won't get shit, McCarthy, and you don't actually WANT to get shit, so just do us all a favor and quit pretending you want shit.
you stupid shit.
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 22, 2023 04:35 PM (Mkvkw)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 04:35 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 04:32 PM (RqMSv)
That's just the hibernating Yeti. He really needs a CPAP for his sleep apnea.
Posted by: pookysgirl, unwilling sleep apnea expert at May 22, 2023 04:35 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 04:35 PM (to8pj)
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And that is a choice - *his* choice. All the debt limit means is that we can't issue new debt that raises the total debt. Old bonds can still be paid off and new bonds issued - so long as we remain under the limit. If Treasury chooses to default, then it chooses to default. The administration could choose to stay out of default and cut other things. If it doesn't choose to do so, that is on the administration - not on Congress.
I know this is purely a propaganda campaign and war, but it annoys me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:36 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 04:36 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 04:35 PM (RqMSv)
Nothing is de jure anymore. It just goes from kinda de facto to really de facto.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:36 PM (9UlRk)
Sure, run with that, guys.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 04:36 PM (Vwz3I)
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That's a lot of words to say, "LOLGF."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:36 PM (DU+/6)
I know who DIDN'T support him. Gaetz.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 04:36 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 04:34 PM (eOEVl)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
....whew.
That was a good one. Honestly laughed out loud here.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 22, 2023 04:37 PM (N1DT3)
Wray: "And, in my response, I explained to the Speaker that the file I have containing every transaction he and his roommate made using insider information really probably should be made public. Maybe. Possibly."
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 22, 2023 04:37 PM (h06tk)
Posted by: GOPe at May 22, 2023 04:37 PM (iMU+g)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 04:37 PM (RqMSv)
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It would hardly be an internal secret police organization if it were any other way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:37 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 04:37 PM (5u1+1)
He would be WAY better off blinking, letting the Republicans win here and running against "draconian" cuts in 2024.
Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2023 04:37 PM (60dEi)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at May 22, 2023 04:37 PM (UkV2l)
Fine. The Republican's wallet, the House, will refuse to fund the FBI.
Posted by: Archimedes
If the GOPe was oppo, sure. Since they are on the same side, no.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2023 04:37 PM (X98Jy)
May 19 in Japan
twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1659606089082585105
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 04:31 PM (jzzG
Yikes.
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (eGTCV)
@DeAngelisCorey 40m
BREAKING: North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper declares a STATE OF EMERGENCY to fight against school choice.
This hypocrite sent his own kid to a private school.
We're freeing families from the clutches of the teachers
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (jzzG8)
And for that matter, even without any oppositional media voice, if the GOP would take a stronger oppositional position to the various country killing crap from the Ds that would also help. Congress critters do get a bit of media platform even from the FNM wing of the commiecrat party.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: deadrody at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (kYmXc)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (JNTt1)
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After a call with a psychic, I believe I will be a billionaire and marry a supermodel.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (i7Q7S)
At some point, we will encounter de agony of de feet.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (eOEVl)
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Don't even talk about limiting the DOJ's budget.
In fact, just talk about increasing the DOJ's budget for the new FBI headquarters. Or, don't talk about it, just do it.
That'll show 'em.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)
*tugs at the cuffs a bit*
Hey, not bad.
oh you better believe that when we retake America, there is going to be some Cancelling, some Deplatforming, and some generalized Reign of Terror stuff.
I don't want to hear "that's not who we are."
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (Q1g/O)
I know this is purely a propaganda campaign and war, but it annoys me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Political reporting has been shit even before the woke took over. Anything more complicated than blathering about optics and doom and how great the Dems are and how criminal the Republicans are is beyond them.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (wUSgb)
Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (53oGX)
Normally, they would cover that up.
The word from Punchy's handlers must've gone out that they want him gone.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2023 04:39 PM (RJQ8g)
41st time, we will make it happen
Posted by: GOPe
____
It was Trump that blinked on that.
He rolled into office and the first thing he said was he was going to mend, not end ObamaCare.
Thought it was cruel to take away preexisting condition coverage, etc.
Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2023 04:39 PM (60dEi)
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Fuck.that.
Blame everyone. Every one of them.
If we default every elected official, from local dog catcher to every fed ought to hear, and fear our wrath.
VIO
Vote Incumbents Out!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 04:39 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 04:34 PM (eOEVl)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
....whew.
That was a good one. Honestly laughed out loud here.
Would you believe "could"?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 04:40 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 22, 2023 04:40 PM (EdaAK)
@DeAngelisCorey 40m
BREAKING: North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper declares a STATE OF EMERGENCY to fight against school choice.
This hypocrite sent his own kid to a private school.
We're freeing families from the clutches of the teachers
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (jzzG
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Proposal:
A state of emergency gets sent to a popular vote of the people of the state within 14 days of the declaration. If rejected, the individual who announced the state of emergency is removed from office and forbidden from holding office again in the state for the rest of their lives. If the popular vote succeeds, then the state of emergency must go back for new votes every 2 weeks until the majority declares it over, at which point the individual who announced the state of emergency is removed from office and forbidden from holding office again in the state for the rest of their lives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:40 PM (LvTSG)
BREAKING: North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper declares a STATE OF EMERGENCY to fight against school choice.
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Guess we're seeing who is covered with teacher's union pocket lint.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2023 04:40 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 04:40 PM (8xNLw)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 04:41 PM (RqMSv)
BREAKING: North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper declares a STATE OF EMERGENCY to fight against school choice.
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Guess we're seeing who is covered with teacher's union pocket lint.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2023 04:40 PM (2hlEI)
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If it's a Democrat governor, it's them. It's always them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
BREAKING: North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper declares a STATE OF EMERGENCY to fight against school choice.
Ah, it's not a real thing.
https://bityl.co/IoUl
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 04:41 PM (aD39U)
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Go ahead and show me the small repeal bill that the same Republicans got to Obama's desk when they knew they could safely count on his veto.
I'll wait.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 22, 2023 04:41 PM (EdaAK)
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And that is a choice - *his* choice. All the debt limit means is that we can't issue new debt that raises the total debt. Old bonds can still be paid off and new bonds issued - so long as we remain under the limit. If Treasury chooses to default, then it chooses to default. The administration could choose to stay out of default and cut other things. If it doesn't choose to do so, that is on the administration - not on Congress.
I know this is purely a propaganda campaign and war, but it annoys me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:36 PM
There is a bill sitting there to raise the debt limit and cut spending and it will avoid a crisis. It's like the 800 pound gorilla sitting in the living room that everyone is trying to ignore. It may suck for the democrats but the bill has passed the house and is ready to go to the Senate and then on to the president for his signature but the democrats are acting like it does not exist. And schumer is being unusually quiet during this whole thing.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 04:41 PM (RqMSv)
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That's part of the show!
Along with the part where they make efforts to close down national parks that are generally just kind of open all the time. Like the Pickney House at Snee Farms. It's literally just one small metal gate without a lock.
They put a lock on it. And a sign.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (h06tk)
The guy in glasses looks like he really doesn't want to be there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (2hlEI)
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Words mean nothing.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (EdaAK)
Other heads of state surely are aware of how lost Biden is--except Justin Castreau who is a vile fop.
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (8xNLw)
Not a well guy.
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 04:43 PM (5FPX4)
Other heads of state surely are aware of how lost Biden is--except Justin Castreau who is a vile fop.
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (eGTCV)
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They wanted a weak America. They got a weak America. And now they're funneling billions of dollars through a client state in the open while getting their cuts.
I don't think they have much of a problem with the situation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
BREAKING: North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper declares a STATE OF EMERGENCY to fight against school choice.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (jzzG
I shall dissolve the legislature and rule as Stan has given me vision to do so. -- Roy I, King of North Carolina
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 22, 2023 04:43 PM (uvymP)
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Giving it more thought, this probably allows police power against parents at school board meetings and allows billions in funding for teachers.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 22, 2023 04:43 PM (EdaAK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
It would have to go to court because by definition the people would be restricted in traveling or voting for the proposal. Also, if it's an emergency, the gov could arrest the opponents. Easier: the opposition is given an automatic court challenge.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 04:43 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 04:40 PM (8xNLw)
Straight down at 9.8 m/s^2, then back up for a little bit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:43 PM (9UlRk)
41st time, we will make it happen
Posted by: GOPe
I can still see John McCain's boney hand rising from his grave to give me the fingers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 04:44 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 04:44 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: ace
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We are become Death
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (8xNLw)
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You da bomb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 04:44 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 22, 2023 04:44 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: ace
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We are become Death
Every time I hear that Oppenheimer story, I think "you didn't really think that at the time. You came up with it later because you thought it sounded cool."
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 04:44 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 22, 2023 04:44 PM (EdaAK)
It'll be beautiful.
It's win-win.
He goes, he looks weak. Doesn't go, looks a coward.
They gotta stop treating him like he is the office and more like the fool he is.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 22, 2023 04:44 PM (Vhzin)
41st time, we will make it happen
Posted by: GOPe
____
It was Trump that blinked on that.
He rolled into office and the first thing he said was he was going to mend, not end ObamaCare.
Thought it was cruel to take away preexisting condition coverage, etc.
Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2023 04:39 PM (60dEi)
I suppose for this to be accurate we'd have to forget about McCain and the thumbs down vote. I know it's rude to mention during his funeral but it's still true.
Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2023 04:45 PM (53oGX)
The U. S. Senate is now nothing more than an escort service for Uncle Fester and the Crypt Keeper.
How the mighty have fallen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 04:45 PM (pNxlR)
That's fiscal discipline for you.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 22, 2023 04:45 PM (h06tk)
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A majority of the citizens of NC want school choice. Hmmm, what is it that a Dem governor in a southern state should do.
Oh, I know! Declare a State of Emergency, call out the National Guard, fire hoses and dogs to prevent the kids from attending the private schools!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2023 04:45 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (eGTCV)
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Vile Dapper Dan > Vile Fop
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2023 04:46 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 22, 2023 04:46 PM (PiwSw)
The guy in glasses looks like he really doesn't want to be there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (2hlEI)
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PA.ought to be held up to ridicule for him. That is the best they could do?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 04:46 PM (YGqO/)
It was first peddled to libertarian goldbugs as a way to f*ck the government.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 04:46 PM (RqMSv)
Also, he won't stop singing songs from Oliver!
https://tinyurl.com/4mcpkwn2
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:46 PM (9UlRk)
>>This is embarrassing.
It's all about candidate quality.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2023 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (ncXxy)
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Of course he is. He doesn't know what to do, and there is nobody to tell him.
There is no single person in charge of anything. We have warring factions running everything. Some of them will probably take the deal. Some won't. Some are waiting to have their palms greased sufficiently. Those running Biden himself don't even agree, which is why he goes back and forth on it all the time. They haven't sorted out the requirements, costs, demands, conditions, etc. among the cabals yet. And so there is no decision and Schumer is rudderless as a result. He doesn't want to move without support and instruction, and he isn't getting any consistent guidance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:46 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Biden, Feinstein, Fetterman... at May 22, 2023 04:46 PM (09rn/)
>>This is embarrassing.
It's all about candidate quality.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2023 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)
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Crudite is a killing word.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:47 PM (LvTSG)
Losing soundly until voting was paused, then won the next morning.
While the same state simultaneously elected a black Republican Lt Governor.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 22, 2023 04:47 PM (EdaAK)
Not a well guy.
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 04:43 PM
Fairly certain that is a side effect of the anti seizure meds they give him to prevent another stroke. My BIL is like that after his stroke.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2023 04:47 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Johnny "jabbadabbadoohut" Fettermans at May 22, 2023 04:47 PM (Qe1m7)
Giving it more thought, this probably allows police power against parents at school board meetings and allows billions in funding for teachers.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 22, 2023 04:43 PM (EdaAK)
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The police can get the lists of license plates at school board meetings from the FBI squad in the parking lot
Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 22, 2023 04:47 PM (bZNLT)
******
In the spirit of inclusivity the democrats there also cut funding to schools for hearing impaired children
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 22, 2023 04:48 PM (VTu1l)
https://bityl.co/IoUl
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
So he's proposing to propose an emergency, wink, wink?
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 04:48 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (8xNLw)
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We are become debt, destroyer of worlds.
Posted by: National budgets everywhere on earth at May 22, 2023 04:48 PM (DU+/6)
Also, he won't stop singing songs from Oliver!
https://tinyurl.com/4mcpkwn2
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
Never before has a boy wanted more indeed.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 04:48 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 04:42 PM (8xNLw)
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You da bomb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
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Ahh!
Mushrooms!
*adds mushrooms to shopping list*
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 04:48 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: SMFH at May 22, 2023 04:48 PM (vGZLX)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 04:48 PM (eOEVl)
Every time I hear that Oppenheimer story, I think "you didn't really think that at the time. You came up with it later because you thought it sounded cool."
Posted by: Archimedes
This.
It was akin to all the douche bags who attributed profound and thoughtful observations to their precocious two-year-olds that they are compelled (COMPELLED!!) to share with us.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 04:48 PM (pNxlR)
Making money more expensive will blow up the cocksucking bloodsuckers bleeding America dry, though.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 22, 2023 04:48 PM (Vhzin)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 04:44 PM (eOEVl)
"That's one small step for Death.... no no no... We have nothing to fear but Death itself... bah! Think, dummy.... If a nuclear bomb falls on a city and there's no one left to hear it, does--- gah! Why is this so hard?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:49 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2023 04:49 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Dianne Feinstein, Super Compos Mentis at May 22, 2023 04:49 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2023 04:50 PM (i0Kzs)
Sorry to hear about your BIL. I only mock the sick who sell their souls to ghoulish, power-hungry wives in exchange for a monthly handie.
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 04:50 PM (5FPX4)
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The guy who ran against him though was a complete RINO type fuckwit idiot loser (probably related to Bush or Romney).
The Lt Gov is awesome though and due to his name recognition of regularly anal probing Cooper with a nuclear heated cattle prod, has a good chance of bitch slapping that faggot into early retirement
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 22, 2023 04:50 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2023 04:50 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2023 04:49 PM (lf83v)
Taschloboodaobo!
Posted by: Johnny "jabbadabbadoohut" Fettermans at May 22, 2023 04:50 PM (Qe1m7)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 04:44 PM (eOEVl)
Yeah...a little too slick for an impromptu comment.
And...supposedly "death" is a not so perfect translation. It can also be translated as "world-destroying time."
Whatever that means.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 04:50 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 04:51 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 04:51 PM (eGTCV)
I sincerely hope you get slaughtered in the election, because you deserve it you prick.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2023 04:51 PM (bkUtD)
"That's one small step for Death.... no no no... We have nothing to fear but Death itself... bah! Think, dummy.... If a nuclear bomb falls on a city and there's no one left to hear it, does--- gah! Why is this so hard?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko
LOL
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 04:51 PM (pNxlR)
Also, he won't stop singing songs from Oliver!
https://tinyurl.com/4mcpkwn2
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
Never before has a boy wanted more indeed.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 04:48 PM (aD39U)
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Never before has there been a pic more bunkworthy...
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 04:51 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (lf83v)
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Recall, 9 traitors-- only 2 who are still there--voted to fund the FBI to September of 2023, with an extra billion to the DOJ to terrorize innocent citizens.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (Vhzin)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (ZSK0i)
I am become deaf, destroyer of hearing
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (pNxlR)
Having a discussion with Feinstein about monetary vs fiscal policy.
Each participant would be granted one person to wipe off the drool.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 22, 2023 04:48 PM (VTu1l)
JUST TALK LOUDER!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Speaking of hospice care - is zombie Jimmy still kicking on life support?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (QLMF6)
Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (mdx6+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (9UlRk)
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You got anything about parents taking kids out of failing schools?
Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 22, 2023 04:53 PM (bZNLT)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (QLMF6)
They're getting him stuffed and mounted for the 2028 campaign as we speak.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:53 PM (9UlRk)
I'd have quoted Keanu Reeves.
"Whoa".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 04:53 PM (eOEVl)
https://tinyurl.com/2xjkvzsz
At least 50 U.S. senators have been issued satellite phones to use during emergency situations, according to people familiar with the situation, CBS News reported.
The phones were distributed as part of a number of new security efforts from the Senate Sergeant at Arms and were offered to every senator. It is unclear which senators agreed to the take part in the new measure.
Last month, Senate Sergeant at Arms Karen Gibson told the Senate Appropriations Committee that satellite communication will "ensure a redundant and secure means of communication during a disruptive event," adding that the phones will support security measures during an emergency that "takes out communications" in the United States.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:53 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2023 04:54 PM (6VKyY)
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Unless it’s Trump then we leak like a sieve.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2023 04:54 PM (b/RVE)
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The guy who ran against him though was a complete RINO type fuckwit idiot loser (probably related to Bush or Romney).
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Yep. And he was still beating the brakes off of Cooper until the Atlanta toilet was flushed.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 22, 2023 04:54 PM (EdaAK)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at May 22, 2023 04:54 PM (YQ4mh)
Bhagavad Gita, which Oppy managed to namedrop into the quote.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 04:54 PM (eOEVl)
Who sold hoodies and hats for his merch
The crack that he smoked
Led him to a stroke
So he offered his brain for research
Posted by: Junior Senator for the Great State of Mumbles and Drools at May 22, 2023 04:54 PM (VsUo2)
Isn't "i am become death destroyer of yadda yadda" a quotation from a Veda or Sutra or something or other?
Posted by: Warai-otoko
It's from the In-a-Gadda-da-Vida
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 04:54 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (9UlRk)
Oppenheimer quoted it from the Bhagavad Gita after the successful Trinity test.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 22, 2023 04:54 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2023 04:54 PM (i0Kzs)
I'd have quoted Keanu Reeves.
"Whoa".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 04:53 PM (eOEVl)
"What if we do two of 'em right next to each other!?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:55 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Maj. Healey"
Do they have him on some sort of tether? If not I could see him taking a header off the top step of AF One and landing at the bottom like one of those corpses flung off Chichen Itza.
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 04:55 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 04:54 PM (pNxlR)
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"Hey, Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:55 PM (LvTSG)
He should be recalled or removed. He is incompetent and they need to investigate the coverup that led to his election.
But that won't happen. Because they suck.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2023 04:55 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 04:55 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 22, 2023 04:55 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 22, 2023 04:55 PM (CecP5)
Yeah, no one around here's expecting an EMP event or anything.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 22, 2023 04:56 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 04:55 PM (u73oe)
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The trannies were in danger of genocide, just like right now!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 04:55 PM (u73oe)
Dang man. I get it. But pussy is a really bad word.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2023 04:56 PM (6VKyY)
As far as I know, US debt is fungible. i.e. you can't say only new debt is unauthorized and subject to being repudiated. Even if you could, I expect the contagion will infect all.
It may only be 25 to 50 bps, but applied across all our trillions, that's a huge sum, no? And a dead weight loss for all Americans.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 04:56 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 04:56 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 04:55 PM (5FPX4)
It moved.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 04:56 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2023 04:54 PM (i0Kzs)
Senile Joe will do it if he visits Carter again.
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 04:56 PM (eGTCV)
Last month, Senate Sergeant at Arms Karen Gibson told the Senate Appropriations Committee that satellite communication will "ensure a redundant and secure means of communication during a disruptive event," adding that the phones will support security measures during an emergency that "takes out communications" in the United States.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Pfffft!
-- an EMP
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 04:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: red speck at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (Ny/Va)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2023 04:56 PM (6VKyY)
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What's new?
Posted by: Tom Jones at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (2hlEI)
JUST TALK LOUDER!
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It gets better, its not like they dont have money, they're getting about 10 million more that could fund the programs but that will be going to...
paying teacher salaries and benefits
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (YGqO/)
They gave Lumpy the PlaySkool one with wheels.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (i0Kzs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 04:51 PM (YGqO/)
Well...take a look at some shots of her knockers from "True Detective." Those will definitely send you to your bunk.
They are her best feature.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: ryukyu at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (4n6fw)
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It will also be the pretext to "save the economy" by mandating a dystopian CBDC (Central Bank Digital Currency) while criminalizing all other currency, trade, or barter mechanisms.
Out: Brave New World.
In: Brave New Normal.
Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2023 04:58 PM (jCJvy)
'
Oppenheimer quoted it from the Bhagavad Gita after the successful Trinity test.'
MAN! Look at that fucking fireball! We blowed it up GOOD!
Posted by: What Oppenheimer really said at May 22, 2023 04:58 PM (qVln6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Under George Bush, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope & Johnny Cash.
Under Joe Biden, we have no Jobs, no Hope & no Cash.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2023 04:58 PM (X98Jy)
They are her best feature.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (ZCCyW)
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Not her acting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:58 PM (LvTSG)
And then, when they are done sucking, they put on their mountain climbing gear and go to the top of Mount Suckmore, so they can suck more.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2023 04:58 PM (lf83v)
BREAKING: The FBI is unable to turn over ANY evidence related to its investigations into Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Foundation as it admits it destroyed ALL the evidence after Biden took office. Millions of taxpayer funds have been thrown away.
https://web.archive.org/web/2023052215
@amuse @amuse · 1h
FBI Corruption: The FBI kept the investigation into the Clintons and the Clinton Foundation open through Trump's first term to prevent Congress from being able to see the evidence - when Biden took office the FBI destroyed the evidence so it could not turn it over to Congress.
https://tinyurl.com/5yem6put
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 04:58 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 04:51 PM (YGqO/)
Well...take a look at some shots of her knockers from "True Detective." Those will definitely send you to your bunk.
They are her best feature.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (ZCCyW
Almost makes up for those 'I'm going to cut off your penis while you sleep' eyes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2023 04:58 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 04:59 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (i0Kzs)
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I've been around a lot of young kids, and even I can't understand this guy.
Posted by: Chatter Telephone at May 22, 2023 04:59 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 04:59 PM (eGTCV)
JUST TALK LOUDER!
***************
Little Johnny fell at recess and broke his hand. Now he can sign only half as loud as he used to.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 04:59 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 05:00 PM (u73oe)
___________
Actually, the first four words of that paragraph is all we need to know about the FBI.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2023 05:00 PM (lf83v)
At least 50 U.S. senators have been issued satellite phones to use during emergency situations, according to people familiar with the situation, CBS News reported.
Yeah, well you'd hate for the DC power elite to lose their ability to post shit to Twitter.
Posted by: red speck at May 22, 2023 05:00 PM (Ny/Va)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (6VKyY)
In inflation adjusted terms, how many "Total Price Tag To Land A Man On The Moon"-s are we talking? I'm guessing probably on the order of hundreds, maybe thousands? Betcha somebody at the Mises Institute or Goth Fonzie's joint has an infographic with the answer.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 05:00 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president
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You missed GS-15... Then on to SES positions. Some of which are not even appointed positions that need Senate confirmation...not that that would make any difference.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 22, 2023 05:01 PM (QLMF6)
I am become deaf, destroyer of hearing
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (pNxlR)
What?
Posted by: Maxwell Smart, wrestling with the Cone of Silence at May 22, 2023 05:01 PM (PiwSw)
- John Roberts
Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 05:01 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 22, 2023 05:01 PM (8a7WB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2023 04:58 PM (6VKyY)
It's the balance of the universe... yin/yang
Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2023 05:01 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 05:00 PM (u73oe)[/i
"Nuts"
Posted by: Oppie at May 22, 2023 05:01 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Oppie at May 22, 2023 05:01 PM (ZSK0i)
*tugs at the cuffs a bit*
Hey, not bad.
oh you better believe that when we retake America, there is going to be some Cancelling, some Deplatforming, and some generalized Reign of Terror stuff.
I don't want to hear "that's not who we are."
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2023 04:38 PM (Q1g/O)
^^Oh, I hope so!
Posted by: Iris at May 22, 2023 05:02 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 05:02 PM (u73oe)
_________
That is just crazy talk.
Posted by: The Weimar Republic at May 22, 2023 05:02 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (QLMF6)
I've heard that he's waiting until the middle of June to announce his 2024 candidacy.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 22, 2023 05:02 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 05:02 PM (u73oe)
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"I sure hope my staff isn't filled with communists?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 05:02 PM (LvTSG)
**************
I recently watched the movie Richard Jewell
The FBI can eat a bag of dicks
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 22, 2023 05:03 PM (VTu1l)
So make the FBI pay for their perfidy and let the chips fall where they may...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 05:03 PM (YIVH2)
Yeah, no one around here's expecting an EMP event or anything.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 22, 2023 04:56 PM (ZSK0i)
***
Yet if we "prep" for future emergencies, we are called crazy.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 05:03 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 05:04 PM (eGTCV)
How about that.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2023 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 05:02 PM (LvTSG)
"Heh, no, but those communists are filled with my st---"
"God dammit, Alan, we get it, you're gay, nobody cares, just STFU about it already."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 05:04 PM (9UlRk)
You could see a failed auction if the Biden invokes the 14th. Arbitrage plays?
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 05:04 PM (RqMSv)
F*cking suicidal death cult clown world ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2023 05:04 PM (jCJvy)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: The White Courtesy Phone at May 22, 2023 05:04 PM (lf83v)
"I explained to the director that we will do everything in our power, and we have jurisdiction over the FBI, that we have the right to see this document," McCarthy said
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If the "explanation" didn't include something about raids by armed agents, it's useless.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2023 05:04 PM (lCaJd)
https://tinyurl.com/5yem6put
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 04:58 PM (Vwz3I)
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Makes sense as the Clintons have owned the FBI since 1993.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2023 05:05 PM (b/RVE)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 05:03 PM (YGqO/)
Sticks and stones, etc. I'm still prepping.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 22, 2023 05:05 PM (ZSK0i)
The only thing keeping the party going is that investors have nowhere else to go. The Chinese and Russians are smart to go after the dollar as the global currency. When that balloon pops ? Game on.
Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 22, 2023 05:05 PM (mdx6+)
Just one of a couple dozen FBI shitshows I can name off the top of my head. They should have been dismantled and replaced decades ago.
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 05:05 PM (MNhXM)
Election not held yet? Not "ripe."
Election already held? Moot.
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 05:05 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 04:51 PM (YGqO/)
Well...take a look at some shots of her knockers from "True Detective." Those will definitely send you to your bunk.
They are her best feature.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (ZCCyW
***
I admit it. I'm a sucker for blue eyed brunettes.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 05:06 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: Kristofor Wrayov at May 22, 2023 05:06 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 05:06 PM (RqMSv)
At least he is a step up from the literal corpse that PA also elected at the same time.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 22, 2023 05:06 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 05:06 PM (u73oe)
It's comforting to know that when the nukes are flying Fetterman will still be in charge.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2023 05:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 22, 2023 05:07 PM (lS6co)
So make the FBI pay for their perfidy and let the chips fall where they may...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 05:03 PM (YIVH2)
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Nobody in Congress wants a 3am FBI goon squad raid, even if it’s made up BS charges.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2023 05:07 PM (b/RVE)
**************
I grew up watching X-Files thinking it was a fun show but no way federal law enforcement is THAT corrupt
Now I accept it as being an accurate documentary
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 22, 2023 05:08 PM (VTu1l)
https://tinyurl.com/5yem6put
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 04:58 PM (Vwz3I)
They destroyed all the hard drives of hers and other co conspirators in the investigation of her illegal use of a secret computer system.
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 05:08 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 22, 2023 04:52 PM (QLMF6)
I've heard that he's waiting until the middle of June to announce his 2024 candidacy.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 22, 2023 05:02 PM (BdMk6)
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I've heard he's waiting for the McCain funeral to finally wrap-up.
Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2023 05:08 PM (jCJvy)
Because it's never been in Ukraine's interests to involve the US and NATO "accidentally" say, for example, by claiming that the Russians sent missiles into Poland.
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 05:09 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 05:03 PM (YGqO/)
My Mossberg pump now cycles and feeds perfectly.
That's how I prep.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:09 PM (ZCCyW)
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I love how it's "the FBI@ and not specific people
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 05:10 PM (losfT)
It's comforting to know that when the nukes are flying Fetterman will still be in charge.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2023 05:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Fetterman thinks they gave him a universal TV remote control.
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 05:10 PM (MNhXM)
That's how I prep.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:09 PM (ZCCyW)
—————-
We saw your shotty yesterday, weirdo.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 05:10 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:11 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 05:11 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 05:11 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Zek
That's not squeezing the toothpaste tube on your friend as a prank. That's stomping on it as hard as you can thinking none of it is going to spray upwards.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 05:11 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 05:10 PM (u73oe)
Are you "Red Dot" shaming me or "Lefty" shaming me?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:11 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2023 05:12 PM (gmo/4)
Makes sense as the Clintons have owned the FBI since 1993.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2023 05:05 PM (b/RVE)
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Remember when the Clintons hired two low-life mopes to go through a bunch of FBI files? The raw background data had many possibilities for threatening uncooperative congressmen
Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 22, 2023 05:12 PM (lS6co)
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 05:11 PM (eGTCV)
Hmm. Guess I can't say that's not who I am, can I?
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at May 22, 2023 05:12 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 05:06 PM (u73oe)
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That's always the first propagandist boogeyman they threw out every time this happens. There likely won't be any default for some time, as the revenues presently pouring into the feral government are seven times higher than the service on the debt.
Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2023 05:12 PM (jCJvy)
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 05:11 PM (eGTCV
I’ll do it just for fun ! —- Mitt Romney
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 05:12 PM (MNhXM)
That's how I prep.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:09 PM (ZCCyW)
***
Defense in depth, multiple lanes of intersecting fire, bourbon and steak available on the 60th day of no food in the stores.
This too is preparation.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 05:13 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:11 PM (ZCCyW)
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Just funnin witcha.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 05:13 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 05:10 PM
You saw the future. Time to get on the right side of history, H8r!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2023 05:14 PM (a3Q+t)
Because it's never been in Ukraine's interests to involve the US and NATO "accidentally" say, for example, by claiming that the Russians sent missiles into Poland.
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 05:09 PM (5FPX4)
Still... just... fucking WHY? If it's so damn important, then schlep a carrier group over there ourselves and smash the fuck out of Russia with our own gear, instead of playing Sorta-Kinda Lend-Lease Grab-Ass with a bunch of potato vodka addled subliterate gopniks in knockoff tracksuits?
And you don't just give someone a couple F-16s, show 'em where the 'Splodey Button is, and say "go get 'em!" for crying out loud. There's shit tons of expertise and equipment and infrastructure involved just in keeping them airborne, let alone battle capable.
The whole damned scenario is a fucking farce.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 05:14 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2023 05:12 PM (gmo/4)
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Probably the latter as it's more insulting.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 05:14 PM (YIVH2)
So it passed to Jimmy Drama Comey, who wasn't fully on board IYKWIM
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 05:14 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 05:13 PM (u73oe)
I figured...but I'll bet you're a little bit jealous!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:14 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:11 PM (ZCCyW)
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I'm thinking more in terms of "mount shaming."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at May 22, 2023 05:14 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 05:11 PM (eGTCV)
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This is about Trey Gowdy, isn't it?
Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2023 05:15 PM (jCJvy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 05:10 PM (u73oe)
Back off, you!
[fondles 500]
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 22, 2023 05:15 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:11 PM (ZCCyW)
***
Oddly I did not, and boy was she pissed when I suggested contacts.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 05:15 PM (YGqO/)
R.I.P. Ray Stevenson
Only 58.
He was probably known best for the role of Pullo in HBO's "ROME"
Rarely, the star he was in lots of movies in character roles.
He was the best to star as the Punisher in "War Zone".
Good actor who never broke through.
He'll be missed.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2023 05:16 PM (RJQ8g)
Posted by: Sassy at May 22, 2023 05:17 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 05:13 PM (YGqO/)
I'll have to arm my neighbor, but he is definitely game.
As for steak and bourbon? Of course. I am not a savage!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:17 PM (ZCCyW)
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Hey you, American, fuck you man. My track suit is genuine Adidas.
Posted by: potato vodka addled subliterate gopniks at May 22, 2023 05:17 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 05:11 PM (ppBhU
If he has to wear attire that’s easy to put on and not restrictive at least get him a black running suit with a collared jacket. Don’t let him continue to disrespect the office by dressing like a drug dealing thug. That should be an for formal reprimand.
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 05:17 PM (MNhXM)
Only 58.
He was probably known best for the role of Pullo in HBO's "ROME"
Rarely, the star he was in lots of movies in character roles.
He was the best to star as the Punisher in "War Zone".
Good actor who never broke through.
He'll be missed.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2023 05:16 PM (RJQ8g)
Somebody has been playing too much Grand Theft Auto.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 22, 2023 05:17 PM (OgrpQ)
To be fair, Joe, you do seem to take all the credit for everything you possibly can.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2023 05:19 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 05:19 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at May 22, 2023 05:14 PM (2YtOq)
Yeah...I saw that comment! I like the base. It fits the curve of the receiver and it is very, very solid.
The company sucks ass though.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:19 PM (ZCCyW)
https://tinyurl.com/mv4tdcw5
Sundowner has more to worry from the Grim Reaper than losing a election
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2023 05:19 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 05:14 PM (9UlRk)
........
The crash takeoffs and landings are gonna be epic. Not to mention the mid-air collisions.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 05:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 05:19 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at May 22, 2023 05:14 PM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Doug Emhoff at May 22, 2023 05:20 PM (a3Q+t)
He’s right. Biden has blamed President Trump for all of his own fuck ups.
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 05:21 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 22, 2023 05:21 PM (EjrHO)
The company sucks ass though.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:19 PM (ZCCyW)
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Honestly, I'm surprised your OCD doesn't make you flinch every time you look at it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at May 22, 2023 05:21 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Biden Parrot at May 22, 2023 05:21 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 05:19 PM (v0R5T)
Then they will all be writeoffs, which reduce the deficit.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at May 22, 2023 05:21 PM (pwExq)
"OK, Sir, so you know that movie King Ralph?"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, so basically that but he's a stroke victim and a Senator now."
"Oh, mental infirmities are TIGHT!"
"Indeed they are, Sir."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 05:21 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 22, 2023 05:15 PM (ZSK0i)
The shell stop was fvcked on my 590, and it took a lot of tweaking to get it to feed properly, but now it's working just fine!
Zombies beware!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:21 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: Mydick Hurts at May 22, 2023 05:21 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 05:22 PM (pwExq)
Hey that's his GOOD hoodie.
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 05:22 PM (5FPX4)
No agency goes out of business voluntarily. I'm sure the Spanish-American War Pensions Committee still meets regularly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2023 05:22 PM (OClwh)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at May 22, 2023 05:21 PM (2YtOq)
I am clearly missing something because I think it looks bitchin'!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:22 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: Piper
There are a lot of companies both big and small in this country where the dress code is business or business casual and if you showed up to work looking like that, you would be sent home to change or get cashiered. Bum.
Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2023 05:22 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2023 05:23 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Mydick Hurts at May 22, 2023 05:23 PM (oVZ+Q)
Unless the Deep State pulls a blatant open coup.
Developing ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2023 05:23 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:21 PM (ZCCyW)
"You killed the zombie Flanders!"
"He was a zombie?"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 22, 2023 05:23 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 05:23 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 05:23 PM (9UlRk)
Hey that's his GOOD hoodie.
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 05:22 PM (5FPX4)
Democrats revel in their contempt for the people of this country.
Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2023 05:25 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2023 05:25 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:22 PM (ZCCyW)
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Wow, that was a fastball down the heart of the plate.
I'll just let it go as I think I might just be pushing my luck.
Maybe we discuss syrup on french toast instead?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at May 22, 2023 05:25 PM (2YtOq)
Why is he in hoodie and shorts? Is it the only thing he can dress himself in?
Posted by: Piper
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I bet he cries every morning when he's gotten out of bed.
"You have to go in, Johnny."
"Why?"
"Because it's important. Here, put on your suit."
"I'm not gonna wear my suit!"
[handlers exchange glances, sigh, set suit down; they've been here before]
"Okay, John. Just put your hoodie on, okay?"
"Will I have to go in?"
"Let's get your hoodie on and eat breakfast. It's waffles!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2023 05:26 PM (lCaJd)
https://youtu.be/i3I92PUHbW4
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 05:26 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 05:27 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2023 05:27 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: NL
It's not his hair, it's his weird bulbous face. Mebbe sick all of the tranny surgeons on him to fix that to demonstrate some kind of competency.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 05:27 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2023 05:28 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 22, 2023 05:28 PM (fKIdX)
Somebody asked about cocaine earlier.
Cocaine is why the grey sedan pulling into the funeral in front of you looks like the county detectives ride checking all the attendees plates.
Because they are.
Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2023 05:28 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Bill Gates Moobs at May 22, 2023 05:28 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at May 22, 2023 05:25 PM (2YtOq)
I think I am being fvcked with!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:28 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at May 22, 2023 05:29 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2023 05:29 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Bill Gates Moobs at May 22, 2023 05:29 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 05:26 PM (0hOvj)
So did Ace!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:29 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2023 05:30 PM (rj6Yv)
They don't seem to think so. They seem to be Hell bent on recreating the FDR era - Depression and Global War and all. The whole nine yards.
I'm not being funny. As much as anything is a plan, that looks to be the plan. A return to 1930s America.
Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 22, 2023 05:30 PM (mdx6+)
That's what I get for skimming the content in the Target post. In my defense, I'm a dumbass.
wait...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 05:30 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2023 05:29 PM (cTCuP)
Yell at Ace to switch to a less communist pay system.
But for now just click on the logo. That should take you to the PayPal page.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:31 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: NL at May 22, 2023 05:11 PM (eGTCV)
Endorsed.
Posted by: Zombie James Traficant at May 22, 2023 05:32 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 05:32 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2023 05:32 PM (lOY7E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 05:33 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 22, 2023 05:30 PM (mdx6+)
I think your 100% right. And it's maybe a 60%/40% chance it works. For them. Not us, of course. We're boned.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 05:33 PM (9UlRk)
I. AM. LUMP.
Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at May 22, 2023 05:29 PM (Vu7A1)
........
What are you upset about? You got a free ride to the Senate in a loose fitting hoodie. Maybe we ought to force John to wear a necktie.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 05:33 PM (v0R5T)
Also, FBI (and law enforcement) can lie to you but you can't lie to them. They can (and do) lie to prosecute real criminality; on the other side of the coin, they can (and do) entrap the trivially "guilty" and innocent.
The FBI has outlived its usefulness and is now a genuine threat. Probably has been for many decades. Not a new observation anymore, naturally, but what is to be done and by whom? Who has the 'nads to liquidate it and rewrite protections for the non-FBI/IC citizens?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 22, 2023 05:33 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2023 05:34 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 05:28 PM
Unpossible!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2023 05:34 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Zombie James Traficant at May 22, 2023 05:34 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2023 05:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: mrp
C'mon now. He was mayor of Braddock, PA. It was a shithole, crime ridden, dead steel town, when he was mayor and now it's a shithole, crime ridden, dead steel town now that he's a Senator!! He broke even!! That's a win, right?
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2023 05:35 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 05:35 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: JEM at May 22, 2023 05:36 PM (8erNz)
60,000lbs of Ammonium Nitrate being shipped via train vanished between Wyoming and California. The rail car was found empty in Mojave.
Somebody really wants a Reichstag fire ja?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2023 05:37 PM (lOY7E)
The FBI has outlived its usefulness and is now a genuine threat. Probably has been for many decades. Not a new observation anymore, naturally, but what is to be done and by whom? Who has the 'nads to liquidate it and rewrite protections for the non-FBI/IC citizens?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 22, 2023 05:33 PM (aXxgO)
As Mr. Clinesmith demonstrated, the FBIDOJ has no scruples about "creative editing" when submitting documents to a federal court.
Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2023 05:37 PM (rj6Yv)
Only 58.
He was probably known best for the role of Pullo in HBO's "ROME"
Oh, man, Titus Pullo ist mort? Dang.
Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2023 05:44 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 04:51 PM (YGqO/)
Well...take a look at some shots of her knockers from "True Detective." Those will definitely send you to your bunk.
They are her best feature.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 04:57 PM (ZCCyW)
Among one more......OY!! **thud**
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