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Nasty Ferociously-Ugly Leftwing Extremist Katie Porter Announces Her Bid for Senate as Allegations Resurface That She Physically Abused Her Ex-Husband
Wow, what selection! As the British would say, they're spoilt for choice!
EXCLUSIVE: Dumping boiling potatoes on her husband's head, saying he's 'too dumb' to have a cell phone and calling him a f***ing slob: Allegations about Democrat Katie Porter's abusive marriage resurface as she launches Senate run and releases memoir On March 20, 2013, Porter and then-husband Matthew Hoffman filed for divorce but decided they would continue to live in the same home From there, the relationship deteriorated - with accusations and dishes flying By Morgan Phillips, U.S. Political Reporter For Dailymail.Com Vulgarities, hot potatoes, and shattered dishes: this is the back story of a rising California Democrat and how reports of anger issues created collateral damage that has shrouded her political career. ...
California Democrats will have to choose between Porter, a third-term congresswoman, and longtime liberal heavyweights like Reps. Adam Schiff and Barbara Lee in the Senate primary.
Well, given that Katie Porter looks like this...
Porter's divorce almost became a matter for her House campaign to deal with in 2018, but it didn't - the California Democrat told the story of the domestic abuse she said she suffered to the Huffington Post. ... But after reports claimed she used abusive language toward staff, her divorce documents have resurfaced to DailyMail.com. They tell the story of a messy and dramatic ending to the congresswoman's marriage that left her one of Capitol Hill's rare single moms raising school-age children. On March 20, 2013, Porter and then-husband Matthew Hoffman filed for divorce but decided they would continue to live in the same home for the sake of their three children. But from there, the relationship deteriorated - with Porter and Hoffman filing restraining orders against each other and alleging abuse. Old incidents came to light in divorce filings, with Hoffman alleging Porter dumped a bowl of steaming hot boiled potatoes on his head. From 2009 on, Porter was the sole breadwinner, and Hoffman stayed home with the kids. Hoffman insisted that Porter was prone to 'extreme anger' and had a 'history of snapping and screaming at [him] and the children,' and would 'claw and scratch her arms' while blaming him for the markings. Hoffman said Porter frequently said things like 'you f***ing idiot!' and 'you're f***ing incompetent.' 'She would not let me have a cell phone because she said, 'you're too f***ing dumb to operate it,'' Hoffman said. No confirmed photos of Porter's ex-husband are in circulation.
Katie Porter or Katie Perry?
I can't tell the difference!
Porter said in divorce documents that their marriage had been 'troubled' for four years leading to divorce, but her husband had 'not acted violently' other than one incident years earlier where Hoffman punched a wall until she began the process of leaving him. In a filing, Porter said she and Hoffman had attended anger management classes together in 2009. But in another instance, Hoffman said that in 2012 Porter came home from work one day enraged that the house was not clean and slammed a glass coffee pot on the counter, causing glass shards to spray everywhere and cut him. 'This house is a mess! You f***ing slob! You're incompetent! What the f*** do you do all day!' Porter allegedly said while the three kids were nearby in the living room. Hoffman said Porter began picking up dishes and saying, 'Look how f***ing dirty this is.' In the Spring of 2006, Hoffman said Porter came into the kitchen as he was making mashed potatoes for dinner. As their oldest child Luke sat in the highchair, Porter looked at the potatoes in a ceramic bowl and yelled 'Can't you read the f***ing instructions!' 'She then took the ceramic bowl of steaming hot potatoes and dumped it on my head, burning my scalp,' Hoffman said.
The article reports that when she ran for Congress, there was a "whispering campaign" about the allegations of physical abuse lodged against her, so she ran to the Huffington Post to claim "I'm the real victim, here," and of course the Huffington Post was all too eager to run her dubious allegations without any verification.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:09 PM (uQPen)
Posted by: Nikki Haley! at April 12, 2023 02:09 PM (DB6tu)
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Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:09 PM (386ly)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 12, 2023 02:10 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 12, 2023 02:10 PM (ppBhU)
I blame REDACTED.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 02:10 PM (UVZX7)
Posted by: Sponge
Please don't give CBD any bright ideas!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2023 02:10 PM (KWEqV)
Posted by: Inogame at April 12, 2023 02:10 PM (53oGX)
being a democrat means loving something enough to assault it verbally and by god if they make you physically....
it is just Johnson and this damned war....
Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (Lzpvj)
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Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (iY8R7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (UCNv1)
HOW DARE she release her memoir at the same time as Chasten Buttplug.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (iHBZj)
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how long has Ace been holding on to that joke?
Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (MLrvz)
All they gotta do is preach the new creed of DEI, tranny-love, and free shit, and they will be elected.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (KiBMU)
Empowered with boiled potatoes.
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: EFG at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Bosk at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (VMFAF)
no but in related news she IS a throuple
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (iY8R7)
*****
Katie Hill.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (NpAcC)
From 2009 on, Porter was the sole breadwinner, and Hoffman stayed home with the kids. Hoffman insisted that Porter was prone to 'extreme anger' and had a 'history of snapping and screaming at [him] and the children,' and would 'claw and scratch her arms' while blaming him for the markings.
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (uQPen)
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Now that you've put this out on the Interwebs, someone, somewhere, is going to nod to themselves:
"Challenge...accepted."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Golem at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (tiR3O)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023
***
What kind of a ballerina?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (UCNv1)
From 2009 on, Porter was the sole breadwinner, and Hoffman stayed home with the kids. Hoffman insisted that Porter was prone to 'extreme anger' and had a 'history of snapping and screaming at [him] and the children,' and would 'claw and scratch her arms' while blaming him for the markings.
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (uQPen)
Thanks, Duluth Model!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (llON8)
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There's a Daily Mail article with a picture of her and her son. I don't know what the husband looks like but her son has the kind of aerodynamic frame you normally associate with Tom Nichols.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (iY8R7)
Good lord, I hope not.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023
***
No, she looks like she ate a ballerina.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM
No that was another dem. Katie's idea of a throuple is another trip to the chocolate fountain.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (krQz2)
toxic democratulinity
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (uQPen)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (tiR3O)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023
***
What kind of a ballerina?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (J2vNu)
A good one.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (386ly)
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (iY8R7)
*****
Katie Hill.
Posted by: redridinghood"
With Katie Porter? What a coincidence.
Posted by: Billie Idul at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (iayUP)
Ahhh, yes. Divorce your husband, then claim single motherhood hardship.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (WzJYQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (GwxCX)
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And holding her husband's head under it.
Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (uQPen)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (lf83v)
Wonder what her husband looks like.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM
I thought that too. Yea, hubby must be a trophy as well.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (MLrvz)
52 well, like scott adams was saying in his coffee video today, it shows the dems don't even care, they know they're going to win (by cheating)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (MLrvz)
Look at California, there are no Republicans in office there.
So yes, this is true.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (pohLc)
I'm fatter than she is, but this still made me LOL.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (WzJYQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (MF3yS)
Julian Willis spent only 'brief' time in custody for allegedly giving a pro-Trump protester a bloody nose, but Porter texted the mayor: 'I will never trust them again' and 'your police force is a disgrace,' reported Fox News.
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (uQPen)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (iFTx/)
There's no big supportive movement, there's no series of shelters for men, there's no taxpayer-funded public service announcements or compulsory education in schools and businesses. There's no widespread societal shame against abuse of men -- if anything women are encouraged to do so, and men are ordered to never fight back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (0hOvj)
In 2019 Porter made waves by wearing a 'Batgirl' costume to the House floor to vote for Donald Trump's first impeachment inquiry, and in 2023 she was pictured reading 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F***' during the heated speaker's vote.
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (uQPen)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM
There will be POUNCING!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (YjVTi)
To think this country is a superpower... It beggars belief.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (oINRc)
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Even though there's just one sleeping kitty on one side of the room (I swear it's never moved since I've seen the kittenwatch), this is still some much needed brain bleach...Thanks!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (UCNv1)
She's a TCBY 0.
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj)
-- Amanda Bynes
"Hell yea!"
-- Lindsey Lohan
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (iFTx/)
She BEDSHIT cray.
Posted by: Amber Heard at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
no but in related news she IS a throuple
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (iHBZj)
Or at least she knows how to wolf down a bacon throuple-cheeseburger
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iY8R7)
I really do not get people supporting losers like this. Even if they stay on their side of the aisle, there has to be a better choice, perhaps not.
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (uQPen)
____
Ah, definition of liberal heavyweight must be someone who can't think for themselves but can reliably debase themselves with whatever the latest liberal mind virus is in the most brazen, unethical way possible.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (fs1hN)
She has the thicc curves of a young George "The Animal" Steel.
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (KWEqV)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (EFMJK)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (wpJDK)
Do you suppose there is ever a moment where the left is like, "this is our team?"
But then I know they are insane and conformist drones. So the question won't ever make sense. Like asking your dog to do algebra.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (Jicyp)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (eGTCV)
Wonder what her husband looks like.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM
I thought that too. Yea, hubby must be a trophy as well.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (GwxCX)
Her kid's moobs are child abuse. Also a vitamin D deficiency.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (NgqoH)
Not even you horndogs could summon the inspiration to poke around in that shabby business."
Given the proliferation of "fat unicorn" rule 34- far more literal than I would like- I wouldn't be so sure.
Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (DTm0P)
And according to Hoffman's restraining order request, in November 2011, Porter decided she would have a C-Section to deliver their oldest daughter Elizabeth, named after Porter's law school mentor Warren.
wth - psycho
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (uQPen)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (wb1YC)
The Rev Al Green (not the asshole Congress-schmuck) was naked in the tub when his ex poured hot grits on him.
And she's no Al Green.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (x0n13)
Lamont would never subject us to this kind of abuse
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (BGlWj)
Not a bottle of Slim Fast. Not a bowl of salad. Not fresh fruit.
Potatoes. It shows.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Amber Heard at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I am doing a Muttley style laugh out loud at that!!
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (iY8R7)
https://tinyurl.com/3nzt2ab6
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (NpAcC)
BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (us2H3)
megyn Kelly was going off about how "all" the leftwing protesters are "so unattractive," saying, "they ALL look like that," and adding that she didn't want to be mean but we have to talk about the elephant in the room.
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (iHBZj)
To think this country is a superpower... It beggars belief.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (oINRc)
It takes a while for shit to fall apart.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (eGTCV)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I am doing a Muttley style laugh out loud at that!!
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (iY8R7)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (x0n13)
(Porter to Greta Thunberg)
“I told my nine-year-old daughter that I was going to be speaking with you and I said, ‘what do you think about the climate change?’ And she said ‘the Earth is on fire and we’re all going to die soon,’ “And I asked her how that made her feel and she said it made her feel ‘angry.’”
Posted by: fd at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (mMC7/)
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj)
Hahaha, I haven't heard of TCBY in *years*. Are they still a thing?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (tiR3O)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (386ly)
My question as well. Just sounds like a very sad and miserable case of domestic violence, but the relevancy? Her claim she will run for office?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (GPGR5)
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (NpAcC)
Who is owed more by the State? I say Schiff-for-Brains gets it. Just like Nadler got to oust Maloney in NYC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (x0n13)
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Showcasing the excellent decision making that got them into this in the first place, I see.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (UcIKT)
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (UnA8+)
2. Divorce documents can be filled with wild untruths. I felt if you were going to write something down in a court document, or even say it out loud, you should have some proof. Others do not subscribe to this theory and have zero qualms rewriting history, or making it up whole cloth.
3. This woman seems batshizzle (see what I did there?) crazy so maybe we use the credibility of the witness standard here.
Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: fd at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023
Ah, beloved continuity, how I have missed you.
Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (DTm0P)
she's a Sizzler Outlet Store -3.
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (iHBZj)
Now I have to invent time travel so I can go back to a time before I saw that picture.
Gimme a minute.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (P7Iz+)
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (UcIKT)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (llON8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
haha... i bet you she's heard that a time or two
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (iHBZj)
At least Lizzo carries her tonnage somewhat . . . oh never mind. There can be no rationalization here.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
haha... i bet you she's heard that a time or two
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM
Or Katie Portly.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (NpAcC)
So let it be written: so let it be done.
Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (DTm0P)
By the way, that picture is a lot more Penguin then Batman.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (8Voqu)
This guy dumped 3 Loads in That!?
3!?
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023
Ah, beloved continuity, how I have missed you.
Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (DTm0P)
Is this about me?
Posted by: Jar Jar Abrams at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (llON8)
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (UnA8+)
Truck stop absolute zero.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (pohLc)
1. A well fitting bra
2. Spanx / skims
Alright,3
3. Crunches, planks and other core work.
Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (ZdaMQ)
I'm saying 12 more years. Two full cycles, and we should be at total replacement.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: NCKate at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (d5Qya)
She has the thicc curves of a young George "The Animal" Steel.
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj)
With a hint of Abdullah the Butcher.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
being a democrat means loving something enough to assault it verbally and by god if they make you physically....
it is just Johnson and this damned war....
Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (Lzpvj)
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I thought we got rid of Johnson in the helicopter with Diehard.
Posted by: Ciampino - do not pass GO at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (qfLjt)
What is the business theory here?
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (UcIKT)
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She didn't care about the glucose level of her husband!
Posted by: Keto Zealot at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (r4vfa)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (eGTCV)
She has the thicc curves of a young George "The Animal" Steel.
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj)
This is why I come here.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (BGlWj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (386ly)
Posted by: Elric Blade
any links?
asking for a friend
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (386ly)
Hideous vs Fat. Discuss!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (bs+z0)
Truck stop absolute zero.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (x0n13)
Woof. When she so ugly you gotta break out the degrees kelvin.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Hubby didn't know how to boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (BGlWj)
Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
I'd trust Abdullah with a fork before I'd trust Katie Portly.
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (Y2wSa)
Has anyone in history needed to look up instructions for how to make mashed potatoes?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj)
With a hint of Abdullah the Butcher.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Nah - Haystacks Callhoun
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (rJ48h)
honestly it makes one take a second look at phrenology, no?
Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (w0NJk)
I can't tell the difference!
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I think that's Pâté Upton.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (bs+z0)
Welcome to the Ace of Spades weight loss program.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
In the Spring of 2006, Hoffman said Porter came into the kitchen as he was making mashed potatoes for dinner.
He was cooking.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (EFMJK)
she's a 2 at 10 and also a 2 at 2
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (iHBZj)
She has the thicc curves of a young George "The Animal" Steel.
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj)
This is why I come here.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (BGlWj)
Haystacks Calhoun just called to say "FEH!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (GwxCX)
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There's photos of masculine Porter?
Posted by: Ciampino -- do not pass GO at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023
Okay, I'll do it.
In a previous thread, a tranny who decided to become a "schooled" ballerina magically got into a prestigious ballet school after practicing for 2 years and being a completely untalented oaf.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (DcKNO)
"I have no idea what you are talking about!!"
--Kurt Eichenwald
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (0hOvj)
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Wait a second. I have it on good authority that *all* domestic violence is violence against women perpetrated by men. As such, I know that these allegations are false.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iHBZj)
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Target started out as the dumping ground for stuff Dayton's couldn't sell.
I think outlet stores may work in a similar fashion.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (aGGj6)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iHBZj)
Usually out of season designs, dated designs, and factory seconds they don't want to throw in the dumpster but don't want eating up prime shelf space in regular storefronts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (oINRc)
Katie Porter looks like this . . .
Thanks, Ace. You've killed me.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (7R+co)
Posted by: Usnkim deplorable me. at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (ZMPCu)
https://tinyurl.com/3nzt2ab6
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (NpAcC)
does he even have it?
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (uQPen)
Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (krQz2)
Probably better than the nude photo she put up on the interwebs... {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (bs+z0)
Look at those manhands, oof.
Friggin the size of Robert Parrish's hands. Could probably palm a basketball with those hamhocks.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (Vwz3I)
Uptonne.
Because you know this clown loves Metric sexually.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (ykeLU)
What is the business theory here?
Posted by: ace
Originally started as a factory seconds store where they couldn't sell damaged as brand new.
Broken buttons, mis-aligned stitching, etc.
It was better to sell it for less than to trash it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (GPGR5)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (pohLc)
Yeah they look like the Joker's henchmen. There's a whole textbook of psychological damage on display in Antifa.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj)
This is almost as good as that famous Ace-ism:
'She has an ass like 14 year old Kiefer Sutherland'
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (SIRiz)
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What a charmer. This is the kind of level-headed, rational person you really want in a position of political power.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (ykeLU)
Mentioned earlier, Al Green and a pot of grits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (gmo/4)
Probably already caught by the horde but here it supposedly is:
https://tinyurl.com/39cth24v
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (MkuC5)
Has anyone in history needed to look up instructions for how to make mashed potatoes?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (fKIdX)
Crazy sister called me one year at Thanksgiving and asked me how to make mashed potatoes because she's only ever made the boxed stuff.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (DRSnL)
Y'know, wimmen politicians wearing superhero costumes in the halls of power just SCREAMS gravitas.
I'll say this much for desiccated harridans like Dianne Feinstein, at least she understands how to dress appropriately. Of course, she's so senile that she doesn't understand much else...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (n+4am)
Her husband must really have a tough constitution.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (iHBZj)
the elephant man's in the room
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (uQPen)
Posted by: CA Retard voter at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (5FVX6)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (pohLc)
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That's my line.
Posted by: ChatAOSHQ at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (krQz2)
What is the business theory here?
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iHBZj)
Isn't it usually defective product sold at a discount? Meaning there was something wrong with the item causing it to fail QC?
I thought that's how they started, anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (uQPen)
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Not any more...
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (2YtOq)
https://tinyurl.com/3nzt2ab6
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (NpAcC)
does he even have it?
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No, but when he loses, he will effectively be working for Donald Trump for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (lf83v)
I think there's a lot of overstock as well, like cans of Bud Lite and Eternals action figures
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (0hOvj)
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I'm sure the HuffPo just subscribes to the Duluth Model.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee, Potato-Fancier at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Jar Jar Abrams at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (llON
Surprisingly, no. Your talent can be measured in negative numbers, but no Spielberg or Scott could be expected to completely rework the third film in a trilogy without practically destroying the overall themes.
Then again, they would quit before mortgaging their dignity like that, so it might be about you. But more focused on your lack of masculinity than your directorial "skills."
Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (DTm0P)
haha
Her face looks like a big toe with clown makeup
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (iHBZj)
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They sell sizes most people can't wear, like Small, XXXL, etc.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (386ly)
Rose is looking pretty good these days....comparatively.
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (AwYPR)
Probably already caught by the horde but here it supposedly is:
https://tinyurl.com/39cth24v
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (MkuC5
That's a lot of soy...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (NgqoH)
https://is.gd/v1ZF63
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (us2H3)
*shudder*
The only thing that stuff is good for is a thickener in a pinch. There's a recipe for potato soup you can make that works okay with that, its all powdered and just add water, but its still nothing like as good as the real thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (MkuC5)
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Huh, not what I was expecting.
He's probably got some weird kinks or runs on soy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (DcKNO)
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Some stores sell outlet intended stuff there - so the tag will actually say "X brand outlet"
Or they sell previous seasons fashions, discontinued models, and factory seconds.
Full disclosure, I totally shop at outlets. Also at TJ Maxx type places and always check the clearance racks at regular stores.
i guess it's kind of a sport.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (r4vfa)
oh that could make sense
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (UCNv1)
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Do ballerinas copulate differently from, say, Go-Go Dancers? Pray explain in case I might, perchance. stumble over one in the process of coupling.
Posted by: Ciampino - do not pass GO. Collect a rubber in passing. at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (gmo/4)
https://is.gd/v1ZF63
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (t0OGg)
I would wear her as a hat, however.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (AwYPR)
She looks like a diseased skeksis.
Posted by: CA Retard voter at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (5FVX6)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (LA3XS)
Gross. Bet down under stinks like low tide.
Posted by: mpfs , In a permanent state of confusion at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (2V+nN)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (fKIdX)
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*raises hand quietly*
Over the years, I've learned how to make great chili, but my first couple tries started from a cross-section of recipes.
I need a recipe to make anything the first time.
Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (krQz2)
He's lucky it was a boiling bunny.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (386ly)
What is the business theory here?
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iHBZj)
Used to be stuff that had some type of flaw / imperfection. Maybe something as simple as a logo out of alignment or a scratch/dent kind of thing. Clearance or outdated stuff. Now I think it's just another version of a strip mall.
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (iY8R7)
Probably already caught by the horde but here it supposedly is:
https://tinyurl.com/39cth24v
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (MkuC5
Ack.
She has more of a manface than he does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (lf83v)
As a way to garnish whatever deep state payoffs Cohen gets, it's solid. Especially given the signed confessions Cohen has previously given.
I don't know what this momzer thinks is going to happen once Trump starts Rectifying Names, but I imagine his name is at the top of the list.
Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (DTm0P)
What is the business theory here?
Posted by: ace
Selling overstocks and out of season items.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (fKIdX)
Yes, some people should. I've eaten at dinners where people have fucked up mashed potatoes. They probably didn't use any salt, butter, cream, or even milk. Just literally smashed the boiled potatoes together. The most bland, gritty sludge imaginable. Even gravy doesn't help.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (BGlWj)
Full disclosure, I totally shop at outlets. Also at TJ Maxx type places and always check the clearance racks at regular stores.
i'm not judging, i'm just asking why a clothes brand would sell their stuff for cheap at an outlet store. makes you feel like a sucker buying it at a regular store
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (DcKNO)
It's all in the eyes.
That dood has the look of an abused dog.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (5FVX6)
They serve a few purposes depending on the brand. One is to liquidate overstock, usually last years model, or to liquidate seconds, usually minor quality errors. Another is to sell lower quality, more cheaply manufactured versions of product than sold in regular priced stores to make the shopper believe they are getting a bargain. The profit margin remains. See Kate Spade and Coach. The items in their outlet stores are not the same as offered in their regular stores.
Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
https://is.gd/v1ZF63
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (t0OGg)
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If she wanted to force feed me steamed broccoli, I might be OK with that...(I hate broccoli)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (YIVH2)
50 bucks she eats it
Posted by: carl at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (cK1tv)
I sell it to store A at $10.
Store A sells it to you for $15.
I sell it at my outlet store for $12. I make $2 more selling it myself, while still profiting by selling large amounts to Store As throughout the country.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (EFMJK)
Everybody, the first time. Probably was freeze dried or something, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: WHoOOOBOY that's special at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (d8u7q)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (lf83v)
Brings new imagery to the phrase, "Mister Potato Head".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (386ly)
Maybe they had been setting out a while until The Mrs. finally got back from Happy Hour at 10:45 PM. I don't know. I'm not a biologist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (9UlRk)
thanks piper!
Oh I didn't know that the items sold weren't the same at regular stores
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (ncXxy)
I don't know what I'm saying.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (SJLjq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (lf83v)
Too bad she didn't come to work as The Unknown Comic that day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Sorry for the confusion.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (cTCuP)
I thought that's how they started, anyway.
Posted by: Sponge
They did. 50% off.
Then they realized, "weeeeeellll, maybe 50% off is too much".
Now it's closer to 5% off retail.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (GPGR5)
I never thought I'd be writing your, especially about my hot wife who spiced up our marriage with boiling potatoes. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (ncXxy)
Please... Even we have standards
Posted by: California Trans Community at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (bs+z0)
She was the one with nude pics, including some with either a bong or a crack pipe, right?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (9UlRk)
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According to the later quote, it wasn't boiling water but hot potatoes:
'She then took the ceramic bowl of steaming hot potatoes and dumped it on my head, burning my scalp,' Hoffman said.
That isn't nearly as bad as a pot of boiling water, but is still a great indication that she's a violent maniac and you should keep your distance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (iY8R7)
*****
Katie Hill.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (NpAcC)
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Too many friggin' Katies playing with their oomphas!!!
Posted by: Ciampino -- do not pass GO. Collect a rubber in passing. at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: DINOSAUR JR at April 12, 2023 02:34 PM (SIRiz)
"He's a neurodivergent activist who doesn't believe white lives matter, and he's got the record to prove it!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:34 PM (oINRc)
Brings new imagery to the phrase, "Mister Potato Head".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (pNxlR)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE PROBABLY GETS HUMOROUSLY SHAPED PIECES OF PLASTIC SHOVED INTO HIS HOLES ON A REGULAR BASIS FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF OTHERS
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 12, 2023 02:34 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 02:34 PM (5a2xV)
Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 02:34 PM (5a2xV)
While I do not actually have a problem with men being the ones taking care of the house and kids, it takes and unbelievably special woman to handle that well and an unusual man to do it well without both feeling he's a wretch.
If a wife earns more than her husband 99% of the time she loses respect for him, he loses dignity and self esteem, and things go very downhill. When they argue the "loser you make no money" thing is coming up every time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:34 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (/0+YE)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (eGTCV)
She was the one with nude pics, including some with either a bong or a crack pipe, right?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (pNxlR)
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Wasn't that Katie Hobbs?
Isn't it incredible that we are confused about which democratic degenerate we are talking about?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (DcKNO)
I realize Party City probably didn't have a Batgirl costume in size Brian Dennehy but that is some seriously awful costuming. It looks like somebody raided a dumpster out behind Hobby Lobby or Michael's and sewed together whatever was in there.
Also I don't recall Batgirl's utility belt being that instrumental in holding her breasts up.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023
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"A Wham Biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back . . ." [insert loony giggle here] ". . . you go hungry! Bow-bow-bow!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (uQPen)
******
Maybe in the Cayman Islands.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (iHBZj)
You get the latest styles at the regular store, and (supposedly) top quality
the outlet item could be a factory second, etc. I agree that it dilutes the brand though. The real luxury brands will not be found in an outlet.
You won't find Hermes, for example.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (r4vfa)
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (6Tc2R)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (pohLc)
*******
I thought it was some type of specialty electrical supply company. Many of them also sell switches and fuses and junction boxes as well.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (ykeLU)
Full disclosure, I totally shop at outlets. Also at TJ Maxx type places and always check the clearance racks at regular stores.
i'm not judging, i'm just asking why a clothes brand would sell their stuff for cheap at an outlet store. makes you feel like a sucker buying it at a regular store
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (iHBZj)
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Ace, it's usually last season's or last year's stuff and often not in the most popular sizes. Plus, you don't get the dick-rubbing and schmoozing at the outlet stores that you get at at the "real" stores.
There are some high-end brands like Saks and Nieman Marcus that actually have their own outlet stores that sell last season's stuff at significant discounts (Off 5th and Last Call, respectively). I used to get all my stuff there -- I don't care if it's off season -- before I went to all custom-made shit. Ahem.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (iFTx/)
Yeah the selection is really random and often poor, and the prices aren't THAT much better. Most of the time you can do as well or better at a place like Bi-Mart
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (0hOvj)
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LOLOL! That's was exactly my thought when I saw the pic.
BTW, that was the best rendition of a King novel ever made. Truly scary.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (BdMk6)
What is the business theory here?
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iHBZj)
At least in the '80s, it was a way to get something for the "irregulars," like three-legged pantyhose or something. In the '90s, it was fun shopping at a lower cost. I haven't seen any outlets for clothing since the bust in 2008.
Posted by: Catherine at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (ZSsrh)
https://tinyurl.com/39cth24v
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM
From that link. Copied/pasted without comment...
"Katie Porter became one of the most successful freshmen in the United States Congress House of Representatives. Trump officials and CEOs from big Pharma, Oil, and tech have been no match for her tough line of questioning. "
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (iY8R7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (WzJYQ)
Posted by: Mishdog at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (LZL30)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (pohLc)
They originally started at 50% off selling factory seconds. That's how they advertised.
That lasted about one year while they figured how to game the system.
The system they built.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (GPGR5)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023
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Too many friggin' Katies playing with their oomphas!!!
Posted by: Ciampino -- do not pass GO. Collect a rubber in passing. at April 12, 2023
***
There was always Mary Hill in Cherry Hill Park . . .!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (J2vNu)
BTW, that was the best rendition of a King novel ever made. Truly scary.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (BdMk6)
I screamed when they wrecked the '65 Mustang.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (0hOvj)
Yay! BiMart. One of my favorite stores.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (SJLjq)
They're also mostly all uglier than a dog's bollocks.
Posted by: ballistic at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (BGlWj)
1) Ungrateful harpy (a then-friend's then-GF) demands I make her food.
2) I give her boxed mashed potato flakes made with Vanilla Slim-Fast.
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (UnA8+)
Most are not. Burberry is an exception for higher end brands.
Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
They send you clothes and you keep the shit you want. Well reviewed.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (BJKQV)
*******
I thought it was some type of specialty electrical supply company. Many of them also sell switches and fuses and junction boxes as well.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (ykeLU)
And conduit benders. Can't forget them!
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (iY8R7)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (eGTCV)
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Out: California Girls.
In: California Ghouls.
I wouldn't wish them on any other place save California.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (hlsdr)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (eGTCV)
Donkey.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (NtVYv)
The 1950 film noir movie 'Caged' starring Eleanor Parker and Agnes Moorhead. It is a story inside a women's prison and Parker plays the naïve new convict and Moorehead is the firm but kind warden. The sadistic matron, Harper, who beats the women, steals from them, and sets them up for more charges is played by Hope Emerson who looks a lot like Porter. 6'2 and 230 lbs. of nastiness. Boiling pot of potatoes over a person's head is something that Harper would have gladly done.
https://tinyurl.com/2p975568
Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (oiNtH)
I don't grok men's fashion at all.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Likes to be fed carrots
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (NtVYv)
They send you clothes and you keep the shit you want. Well reviewed.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (SIRiz)
My way is better
Posted by: Sam Brinton at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (iY8R7)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (eGTCV)
Every Donkey needs a Shrek.
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bosk at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (2YtOq)
Matt Hoffman #metoo
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (NtVYv)
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Holy shit, that's funny.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (+iX/6)
"Here's a legal eagle with the chops to run down Trump once and for all!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Catherine at April 12, 2023
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There's an outlet mall with a Ralph Lauren store and a lot of other shops about 90 minutes drive from me. Haven't been there in a while. I hate to go in hot weather, as there is zero shade and the parking lot turns into a griddle by 10 am.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (5FVX6)
I thought it was some type of specialty electrical supply company. Many of them also sell switches and fuses and junction boxes as well.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (ykeLU)
And conduit benders. Can't forget them!
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (iY8R7)
My grandfather had some work in the Sears Tower in Chitcago. They require EVERY wire be in conduit. He got really good really fast.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (eGTCV)
The one where she pretends she's not a retard and i pretend it's ok to fuck a retard.
Whatever that one's called.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (GwxCX)
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There's photos of masculine Porter?
Posted by: Ciampino -- do not pass GO at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM
Sorry, that was one of her offspring. Jr. Potato.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (GwxCX)
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Better call Saul!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t2qOTKOWlY
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (lf83v)
Well, idaho about that.
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (AwYPR)
Well what are we talking here, an old army surplus model, or a custom with etching and hand tooled grips?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (0hOvj)
...and buttery.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (EFMJK)
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (cTCuP)
Thank you, just went and found it. Poor Jane, praying for them.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (2YtOq)
Black goes with everything.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (lf83v)
@BillFOXLA
Democrats in CA have introduced SB94, which would give the state’s worst murderers, convicted of killings involving rape, torture, robbery & sentenced to death or LWOP, the chance to have their sentences invalidated & make them eligible for parole release.
https://tinyurl.com/yc8hxkw9
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (SIRiz)
Footwear ? You grok crocks ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (NtVYv)
Don't be so sure. Lizzo and I get PLENTY of action...hell, I'm even married!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (ozf7E)
When it comes to potato attacks, we should not Russett to judgment.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Tim Russett was on Meet the Spuds.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (63Dwl)
Coulda been worse. Coulda been brussels sprouts or some shit like that.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (386ly)
I had no idea Bea Arthur did, too!
Or is that Bella Abzug?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (bVY52)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: MJ at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (zwDuR)
"She says she's a girl, budweiser underwear have a burrito in them?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023
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The one where she pretends she's not a retard and i pretend it's ok to fuck a retard.
Whatever that one's called.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023
***
"How a Bill Becomes Law"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (J2vNu)
If anyone would have success playing semi-pro men's hoops, it would be this Paul Mokeski looking giant
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (WpjNg)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (eGTCV)
(Roy Clark not included.)
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (UnA8+)
Won't be stealing Muldoon's spot any time soon
Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:44 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:44 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (0hOvj
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Heh.
Somewhere in between.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 12, 2023 02:44 PM (2YtOq)
Honestly, it would be great if they could both lose, but it would take a miracle for Demofascist voters to come to their senses and vote for some other, and more responsible, candidate.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 12, 2023 02:44 PM (1DPXi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023
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I have a co-worker with the first name of Katie.
She's smart and looks more like Zooey Deschanel, so I guess she doesn't count as part of this zoo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:44 PM (J2vNu)
I had no idea Bea Arthur did, too!
Or is that Bella Abzug?
***
Abe Vigoda
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:44 PM (wb1YC)
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Jimmy Cagney used a grapefruit in Public Enemy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 02:45 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2023 02:45 PM (QOU0Y)
What I am hearing here is that Berkeley's own Barbara Lee may be the best of the bad Dim lot running for "I'm not dead yet!" Diane's Senate seat.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2023 02:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:45 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2023 02:45 PM (QOU0Y)
++++
An American politician.
I suspect she's actually pretty typical.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (WpjNg)
"She says she's a girl, budweiser underwear have a burrito in them?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
hahaha
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Die Fye at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (5JYNS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM
Which is what?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (GwxCX)
USA! USA! USA!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (oINRc)
I can tell you the names of 3 or 4 women that are that crazy.
Strange, they all seem so normal when I start dating them. I have no idea what changes them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (EFMJK)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (fKIdX)
Yes, some people should. I've eaten at dinners where people have fucked up mashed potatoes. They probably didn't use any salt, butter, cream, or even milk. Just literally smashed the boiled potatoes together. The most bland, gritty sludge imaginable. Even gravy doesn't help.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (BGlWj)
"couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (llON8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (+FOYs)
Irish Catholic matriarch who looks thirty years younger than she is and can scare the shoes off anyone who owes her money. These raunchy chitted out tubers don't deserve the name Katie.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: carl at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (us2H3)
They originally started at 50% off selling factory seconds. That's how they advertised.
That lasted about one year while they figured how to game the system.
The system they built.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (GPGR5)
I started my IT career at a regional department store chain which was owned by May company, who owned a number of regional chains.
One of the systems I supported was mark up. You could track the price of a suit from the maker through the various price changes as it eventually make it to the sales floor. For example, a suit cost $50 to be made, by the time it reached us we paid $100 and sold it for $650 for a month. A month later it would go on sale for 30% off and eventually 50% off until sold. If not sold, employees could buy the suit for $150 when employee discount factored in.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (SJLjq)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (386ly)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (wb1YC)
as young married we struggled to put decent food on the table...hamburger helper was a typical fare
I finally had enough and said no more casseroles and hamburger helper!
DanMa'am calls my mom to find out how to make mashed potatoes (her mom always used the kind from a box). My dad answers and says mommas out of pocket what do you need?
"Dad, how do you make mashed potatoes?"
'uh....um you need a pan and some water...'
That was all he knew. My mom cooked for 8 every night and my dad had no clue how it worked. That there is bliss!
Posted by: DanMan at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023
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When I lived in Denver in the late '90s, Nordstrom was, and probably is, so overpriced that an outlet store with items at, say, 45% off would not be a big improvement.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Cavernous hole at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM (nFVwo)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (BJKQV)
That's such a common pathology. Funny that more people don't see it.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM (BGlWj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (+FOYs)
shoulda moved to town
Posted by: carl at April 12, 2023 02:49 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 02:49 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2023 02:49 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023
*
Which is what?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023
***
Rule 1: Men are always to blame.
Rule 2: If a woman does something wrong? See Rule 1.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:50 PM (J2vNu)
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Dem voters and sense are as far apart as the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 12, 2023 02:50 PM (fs1hN)
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I always liked saying "the exception to Rule 34".
Refutation is an interesting direction, I can't figure if I like it better or not.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 02:50 PM (R6SEF)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (BJKQV)
That's such a common pathology. Funny that more people don't see it.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM (BGlWj)
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For those who survive? Paradise! -- The Left
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 02:50 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:50 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2023 02:49 PM (tkR6S)
*hand goes up*
Second.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (5FVX6)
So we'll make fun of her. Because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. Our silent guardian, a watchful protector. Our dark knight.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (386ly)
Let's replace Katie Holmes with Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Posted by: blind casting director hired by Christopher Nolan at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (2u++B)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (BJKQV)
That's such a common pathology. Funny that more people don't see it.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM (BGlWj)
I actually used to know someone (one of a former roommate's friends) who flat out admitted it.
He said, straight up, "I do charitable things so that I can treat anyone I want to like shit, whenever I want."
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (UnA8+)
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This is true. It is also true that 99% of the time, even if the husband makes more than the wife, over time, she loses respect for him. Familiarity breeding contempt and such. Look, a woman, will find a reason to despise you. It just a super convenient reason if she makes more money than you. Sometimes that contempt goes away, sometimes it lasts for a long time, sometimes they don't come to their senses before they self destruct and try to take you with them. TBF, there's a similar dilemma as to men. Being married is a lot of hard work.
Posted by: Its a truism because it reflects human nature truly at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (oCWqS)
Remove these, and you'll find that people actually care about the people they elect. Because they won't have another way to pick them.
The binary R or D choice encourages rank tribalism.
Posted by: lorien1973 at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (Lavx8)
[ _ ] Increase site traffic.
[ _ ] Decrease site traffic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (BJKQV)
I always liked to think that the worst humans gravitate toward the saving humanity stuff because it gives them cover rather than license.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (R6SEF)
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I don't remember any particularly offensive insect section.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (GwxCX)
++++
The Duluth Model of domestic violence response. It's based on feminist theory. It asserts that domestic violence is a male problem, and intervention and reeducation (excuse me, "training") curricula should apply to men. When responding to a DV call, an arrest should be made, and the arrestee should be the male in the relationship because "women and children are vulnerable to violence because of their unequal social, economic, and political status in society" and because "men’s violence against women does not stem from individual pathology, but rather from a socially reinforced sense of entitlement."
It basically rejects the notion of female-on-male violence or the extremely common condition of mutual combat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (t0OGg)
Let's replace Katie Holmes with Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Posted by: blind casting director hired by Christopher Nolan at April 12, 2023
***
Maggie is an attractive woman, no kidding. Nice hind paws too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: lorien1973 at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (Lavx8)
Posted by: PSA at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (Nn3xT)
(shall we start a game of lefty buzzword bingo?)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: lorien1973 at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (Lavx8)
Posted by: Commodus at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (dRxzV)
Posted by: Rick554 at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (FmOIw)
Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (R6SEF)
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...
BTW, that was the best rendition of a King novel ever made. Truly scary.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (BdMk6)
Shawshank Redemption has that honor locked up...
And I hate Steven King.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (CCSxw)
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1) Ungrateful harpy (a then-friend's then-GF) demands I make her food.
2) I give her boxed mashed potato flakes made with Vanilla Slim-Fast.
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (UnA8+)
Ok, this makes me curious. WTF was happening that she thought to *demand* you feed her?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cavernous hole at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM
That goes without saying.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (LCT5p)
Posted by: Commodus at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (dRxzV)
++++
He doesn't have a dick.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (VCR3k)
I'm right here you know
Posted by: David French's African Children's Bazaar at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (8Voqu)
https://tinyurl.com/s9tb7hd8
Posted by: ryukyu at April 12, 2023 02:55 PM (4n6fw)
Maggie is an attractive woman, no kidding. Nice hind paws too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (J2vNu)
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I dunno. She also looked like a grown-up Cabbage Patch Kid, IMHO.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 12, 2023 02:55 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023
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Ask any working cop. He will tell you the woman in the couple may start the fight, but the man (because of superior body strength) will usually finish it. As for starting, where do they think the stereotype arose of the battleaxe wife with the rolling pin waiting for her husband to come home from the bar?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (UnA8+)
Um, wow. I hope you stayed far away from that one after hearing it.
Amazes me that some people unironically do the villain monologue thing.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (BGlWj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg)
Dang. Point: Mannix
Posted by: Commodus at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (dRxzV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM
Renfield ate flies and spiders.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (LCT5p)
Huge belly fat. Breasts proportionally small for her BMI. Generally out of shape, with below average looks otherwise.
She's like a poster child for a new Marvel character. Her very presence negates "male gaze"
Posted by: mikethemoose at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (9FeWk)
Posted by: MJ at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (zwDuR)
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I don't remember any particularly offensive insect section.
==
Me neither.
Posted by: Renfield at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (pM740)
*
She looks easy.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023
***
Well, yeah!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (J2vNu)
Except she was ruined by Tom Cruise.
Let's replace Katie Holmes with Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Posted by: blind casting director hired by Christopher Nolan
I got what they were going for: Katie was too cheerleader cute to be taken seriously as the hard-hitting prosecutor. It was the Christmas Jones effect. But Maggie Gyllenhaal who had a very small window of fairly attractive and was way past it was a huge source of bafflement in the second movie, its biggest weak point.
How on earth did this harsh looking used up woman who has very little personality in the movie was the object of obsession of the two richest, most powerful, most handsome men in Gotham? It just didn't work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (0hOvj)
As for starting, where do they think the stereotype arose of the battleaxe wife with the rolling pin waiting for her husband to come home from the bar?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)
__________
Oh, but that's cute and funny, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (VCR3k)
Posted by: Katie Porter and every Leftist woman in the country at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (AwYPR)
*laughs in Mexican*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (r4vfa)
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (wzwuR)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (0vFtj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (VCR3k)
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Yup. Just like how slapping a guy in the face is cute and funny, but not the other way around - then it becomes systemic abuse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: mikethemoose at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (9FeWk)
I don't think female gays want any of that either.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (9UlRk)
She's actually gotten uglier, if that's possible.
Posted by: MJ at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (zwDuR)
-----
Well, now I have to.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: XTC
And get laid.
Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (oiNtH)
However He chooses to do it, erfquake, meteor, massive lightning strike, I don't care. Just, as they used to say, do it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (elXnz)
I dare you to create an AI artwork that includes Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (llON
General sense of entitlement.
The guy she was with had an unfortunate history of dating domineering girls/women that treated everyone around them like crap.
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (UnA8+)
It's California- any f***wit can get elected
Posted by: DB - attempting the impossible at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (geLO8)
She's actually gotten uglier, if that's possible.
Posted by: MJ at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (zwDuR)
Don't google anything. Google is the Devil and wants you dead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (oiNtH)
Not with his looks, he wasn't.
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (UnA8+)
Also, you're an idiot.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (ssESX)
++++
Make it of Lena Dunham pegging David French and you can at least laugh in the brief moment that you retain the capacity for sight.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)
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She was standing at the front door
When I came home last night
A good book in her left hand
And a rollin' pin in the right
She said you've come home for the last time
With whiskey on your breath
If you don't listen to my preachin' boy
I'm goin' to have to beat you half to death
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2023 02:59 PM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at April 12, 2023 02:59 PM (LrYuZ)
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 02:59 PM (wzwuR)
Posted by: mikethemoose at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (9FeWk)
Hahaha....correct. She looks like the kinda broad who can smell up a crapper worse than Ed Asner.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2023 02:59 PM (+iX/6)
Posted by: Dantes at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (fVKtH)
==
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Bill Gates at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (ENR5I)
Posted by: HR Dept Dibersity Hire at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (GXA41)
Posted by: Lola- ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (wzwuR)
Posted by: N, L. at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (eGTCV)
I take a grim, dark satisfaction watching videos where a woman hits a guy and he hits her back. I don't like violence against women, I don't hit women back; I don't hit smaller and weaker men back.
But seeing a stupid, aggressive, awful bitch get laid out like a Tyson opponent has a certain satisfaction to it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Lola- ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (GshMh)
Her appearance gives most non-mentally-ill humans Visual AIDS.
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (UnA8+)
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Yes. Visual AIDS is exactly how I would describe her.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (wzwuR)
JUST IN - Trump sues ex-attorney Michael Cohen for $500 million.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (Vwz3I)
***
Someone should tell her that another visual aid is a mirror.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (wb1YC)
But seeing a stupid, aggressive, awful bitch get laid out like a Tyson opponent has a certain satisfaction to it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (0hOvj)
Right?
Posted by: Ray Rice at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (0hOvj)
Why was Popeye and Bluto fighting over Olive Oyl? She was built like a 2x4. Maybe she was a hell of a cook or really put out or something like that.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (BGlWj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)
__________
Oh, but that's cute and funny, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2023
***
If the wife looks like Reese Witherspoon, maybe you could sell it that way. If she looks like this Katie creature, well, there's another "Katie" expression: "Katie, bar the door!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (wzwuR)
Posted by: Saloth Sār at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (X++p7)
I come here for the comments but stay for vicious, but true, cultural observations. Or is it the other way around?
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (RustQ)
Robert Gouveia esq / Watching the Watchers
Great feed.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: Saloth Sār at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (R+nZe)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Saloth Sar at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (R+nZe)
buttwiper
the king of piss
Posted by: carl at April 12,
This is so racist and I apologize in advance, when I was a kid and started waitressing, we had Filipino field workers that used to come in. They had wads of cash. The older bartender told me that if I couldn't understand them just put a bud light and 7 and 7 on my tray and they would drink it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (QOU0Y)
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (RustQ)
Because the loser got stuck with Eugene the Jeep.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (9UlRk)
Visual AIDS about sums up that BatGirl photo.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (SIRiz)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM
Does she have an OF account?
Posted by: Mr. Ed at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (ozf7E)
@Breaking911 · 35m
JUST IN: Trump sues former attorney Michael Cohen for $500M, alleging breach of attorney-client relationship, unjust enrichment, and more - FNC
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (LA3XS)
I was rather hoping for a prolonged circular firing squad of a democrat selection process, as that's the only thing that matters. Whomever the Democrats finally decide on is automatically going to replace DiFi.
Posted by: Monica at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (Ztr3O)
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023
***
True. While attractive, Maggie G. is in no way in the same looks class as Michelle Monaghan.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (QOU0Y)
Lol, that's not racist, that's efficient
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreami
Ireland!
Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (5a2xV)
Like anything less than that could be construed as coyness.
But we're at least a hundred years past that.
Thanks, feminists.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2023 03:04 PM (r4vfa)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 12, 2023 03:04 PM (ssz2a)
Posted by: spindrift at April 12, 2023 03:04 PM (2u++B)
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Sure, as long as you promise to liquidate at least a quarter of the populace.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 03:04 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM
Renfield ate flies and spiders.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
I thought we were all supposed to eat bugs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 03:04 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Zek at April 12, 2023 03:04 PM (5FPX4)
Old Battleaxe...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (+iX/6)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (UCNv1)
Damn. Just damn. That is epic. How is she still alive?
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (RustQ)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (MvF+J)
Biden at historic Castle in Ireland: “Don’t jump!”
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (Vwz3I)
When I came home last night
A good book in her left hand
And a rollin' pin in the right
She said you've come home for the last time
With whiskey on your breath
If you don't listen to my preachin' boy
I'm goin' to have to beat you half to death
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2023
***
Exactly. They were called "battleaxes" for a reason.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (fKIdX)
Maybe she was hot, once, and her husband fucked her brains right out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (dRxzV)
first girl they saw when they got off the ship after 3 years of only men
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 03:06 PM (MvF+J)
Biden at historic Castle in Ireland: “Don’t jump!
***
Is that honestly the only sort of joke this concussed village idiot knows?
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 03:06 PM (wb1YC)
it is, in fact, counterproductive
Jerry was right
5% are date worthy
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2023 03:06 PM (us2H3)
Real Mockery has never been tried.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 03:07 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
She did the purrrr better than anyone.
Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2023 03:07 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Karen CheChe, Wine Mom at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (PiwSw)
That is a heck of a mark up. I own a clothing boutique attached to my fitness studio. Retail mark up is typically 100% of the item cost you buy direct from the brand. If I pay $50 for a pair of Brand X leggings, I sell them for $100. If you go through a 3rd party distributor, it averages at 80% mark up. The reason to go with the 3rd party is you need to set up a vendor relationship with each brand and it is a pain in the rear, especially for smaller volume. I also pay a portion of my proceeds to the franchise. discounting beyond 35% means I am not making much, if anything, off that product
Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: mikethemoose
Fatenugly.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (FVME7)
Well that's news to our Managerial Class who are always on the "right side of history".
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (wzwuR)
Lol, that's not racist, that's efficient
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (9UlRk)
Well I'm remembering her saying it with an accent and the long cigarette hanging out of her mouth. She was old school, wave the bottle of vermouth over the martini glass for an extra dry martini kinda gal.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (QOU0Y)
Which I wholly support and want to see more of. That should be not just accepted but encouraged and taught. Don't scream stranger danger or some nonsense, belt him one. Most guys will be shocked out of what they are doing and especially in public, it gets noticed. EVERY GUY THERE will figure he's a cad and turn on him.
But then there are violent women who have been raised to think they can do no wrong, demand worship and obedience which they define as respect, and get violent to guys because they are certain nobody fights back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj)
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Nothing can do that. Might as well rip into this uggo while it's still legal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 03:09 PM (wzwuR)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2023 03:09 PM (HAga6)
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 03:10 PM (wzwuR)
Biden at historic Castle in Ireland: “Don’t jump!
***
Is that honestly the only sort of joke this concussed village idiot knows?
Posted by: Azathoth
That's what she said!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 03:11 PM (FVME7)
There is real truth to this. We are in an information war, and having a plurality of the country see the woke left as ridiculous will be a significant part of rolling back this nonsense. There's a reason why the Ayatollah said "there are no jokes in Islam."
Posted by: Zek at April 12, 2023 03:11 PM (5FPX4)
Maybe it'll get the Catskills back.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 03:11 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 03:11 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 12, 2023 03:11 PM (H3AP2)
Posted by: Karen CheChe, Wine Mom at April 12, 2023 03:11 PM (PiwSw)
I lived in her district. We were a purplish/red district in OC in 2018. Our rep was Mimi Walters (RINO) and Potato Porter the Pear-shaped cat-woman was the democratic challenger. It was close, but Mimi had a comfortable lead on election day, and the day after, and the day after that, and after that... It took "the machine" ten days to find enough late arriving mail-in-ballots to flip the results. You could say 2018 CA-45 was a proof on concept for 2020 USA. That made me spitting mad, and I could wait to get another crack at her, but they redistricted her out of my area for 2022. They created a gerrymandered district connecting red Mission Viejo with red Anaheim Hills connected by uninhabited mountains to skip over Porter's purple Irvine. She would have been out of a job if they hadn't devised a win-able district for her. So, the eternally blue Senate seat seems to be the next logical destination. Once in, she will be dumping hot potatoes on the loser RINOs in the Senate for another 30-40 years.
Posted by: tommylotto at April 12, 2023 03:12 PM (6QQM8)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2023 03:12 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2023 03:06 PM (us2H3)
It's already long gone.
Might as well roast this pig while we're still allowed.
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 03:12 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 12, 2023 03:12 PM (RustQ)
Out: California Girls.
In: California Ghouls.
---------
Out: California Dreamin'.
In: California Screamin'.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 12, 2023 03:12 PM (lCP9Y)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 03:13 PM (J2vNu)
....
Go Trump I guess. I understand this is the language he speaks. And maybe you have to do this, go on the offensive because playing defense doesn't work. But I genuinely get tired of the Jerry Springer show he creates by his own hiring decisions.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2023 03:13 PM (mBP5s)
https://twitter.com/psibtd6/status/
1645976684288507905
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2023 03:14 PM (r4vfa)
I never watched the apprentice, but my understanding is that his managerial decisions are "interesting."
Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 03:15 PM (Lzpvj)
She needs an AOSHQ code name. Allow me to propose: "Punty Cooter".
Great. We've just pissed off 127,000 Chileans who just voted to changed the name of Punta Arenas to ... you guessed it ... "Punty Cooter".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2023 03:16 PM (pNxlR)
I was rather hoping for a prolonged circular firing squad of a democrat selection process, as that's the only thing that matters. Whomever the Democrats finally decide on is automatically going to replace DiFi.
Posted by: Monica at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (Ztr3O)
Here's hoping she has photos of Adam and Ed Buck in a hotel room with a dead male black hooker.
Because he has been. We just don't know if the photographic evidence exists.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2023 03:19 PM (elXnz)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 03:19 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (DcKNO)
There should be an Audubon Guide or something.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2023 03:20 PM (tkR6S)
“I told my nine-year-old daughter that I was going to be speaking with you and I said, ‘what do you think about the climate change?’ And she said ‘the Earth is on fire and we’re all going to die soon,’ “And I asked her how that made her feel and she said it made her feel ‘angry.’”
Posted by: fd
What a load of crap. What her daughter most likely said was "Living with you in the house feels like hell, we're on fire, and we're all going to die soon".
Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2023 03:25 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (LCT5p)
What's offensive about that?
Posted by: Klaus Schwab at April 12, 2023 03:32 PM (tkR6S)
No way. She would never give up a bowl of potatoes.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 12, 2023 03:40 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at April 12, 2023 05:34 PM (cB7nX)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 12, 2023 05:39 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Jordan Homer at April 13, 2023 02:04 PM (WMDNk)
and you didn't knock the cunt out; did you?
Posted by: ontoiran at April 13, 2023 02:10 PM (XyXp6)
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