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Question: What do you get when a client calls you at dinnertime and keeps you on the phone for an hour and a half?
Answer: Not an ONT! Or at least not a full one. It's 9 PM ET. Lets see what I can do. Hey, here's an observation:
Tonight's Fun Link
AI is doing everything these days, why not have it write jokes? Punchline AI It's not bad. I see promise.
Self Interest Guess what? The philosophical father of the defund the police and prison abolition movements should have been in prison himself. The Pedophile Behind Prison Abolition
Prison abolition was the brainchild of a child rapist who wanted to legalize pedophilia. He opposed prison because he belonged there and because the inmates would have never let him live if they knew what he was. Had Foucalt ever been imprisoned for his crimes, he would have been beaten to death by even the most hardened criminals: as imprisoned pedophiles often are. The Left has much to say about America’s original sins and how they define the present, it has far less to say about its own original sins and how they define its movement. Prison abolition, police defunding and similar criticisms of the justice system are built on a child rapist’s conviction that raping children should not be a crime and that no one should be locked up for it.Huh. Imagine that. Related: Why Would Anyone Want to Be a Cop in Los Angeles Today? Become Ungovernable Armed standoff ends after 15 years OK, this was 7 years ago, but I had never heard the story.
John Joe Gray was arrested in 1999 for assaulting a state trooper during a traffic stop. Gray said it was his God-given right to carry the pistol he had that day, without a concealed handgun license. When the trooper tried to arrest him, Gray got into a scuffle with the officer and bit him. Gray was eventually charged with assaulting a public servant, but he refused to return to court, and instead, armed himself at home. "If they come out after us, bring extra body bags. Those who live by the sword will die by the sword," Gray told ABC News in a 2000 interview. Since the felony charge in 1999, Gray has never left his 47-acres along the banks of the Trinity River between Tool and Trinidad, Texas.Sadly he's now fighting the IRS over the back taxes he owes.
Take Me Out To The Ball Game This has to be seen to be believed.
More AI I linked the “Presidents as Pixar characters” thread this guy did a few weeks ago. Well, he's staying with the theme. US Presidents as comic book super villains IMO Obama as the Joker is the best one.
This Does Not Bode Well For The Long Term Most young men are single. Most young women are not. Pew Reports 63% of U.S. Men Are Alone I posted a meme last Friday joking about how glad older people are not to be dating today, but the problem is very real.
This has been the legacy of the “Boys Are Dumb — Throw Rocks at Them” t-shirts and other gear disparaging boys. But it has also been the result of girls-only STEM classes and other things meant to empower girls at the expense of boys. All of these things were meant to “level the playing field.” What they did was create an underclass, made up at least in part by boys who never had an interest in advancing the patriarchy but who also knew they were not welcome anywhere. And so began their spiral into porn and video games because they knew there was no point in leaving the house. Congratulations feminists, you have your revenge. But because many of the men who did do terrible things are dead, retired, or are simply too self-involved to care, you inflicted that revenge on the closest people available. And in the process, you may have created another generation of men on which to blame things. The solution is not to carpet bomb an entire demographic. To have the men that women want and society needs, boys and young men need role models — men who can help them make the transition from childhood to adulthood. They do not need another lecture on how toxic they are. I grew up with that, and ultimately, it damaged my relationship with my mother. We need men just as much as we need women. And those men do not need to be hiding out with a gaming console or glued to their phones because they have come to believe that the world does not want them anymore.
Leftist Women Are Humorless Scolds The Reactions to Greg Gutfeld’s Super Bowl Ad Display Exactly Why They Are Losing to Him
Look, here’s what I always say, he ain’t funny to me but we see that there’s an audience out there for s*** like that. There’s an audience out there for s*** like Joe Rogan. There’s an audience out there of f***ng-s*****y people. Seventy million people voted for Trump, like Fox News. Those people are going to laugh at s*** we think is f***ed up. So you know, the bottom line is do I want them as my audience? No. I would never want to go on that show. It would never benefit me in any way. All that would happen was I’d try to be on there and you would just get trolls in your Twitter field from here to eternity. So is he funny? Not to me. But he makes jokes about s*** that I care about, which is gross. I think that whole situation is gross but there is a market for it. The bottom line is there is a market for it.Cry harder bitch. That's Why They Call It Addiction I never knew whippits were this dangerous.
A man woke up unable to walk. It turned out vitamin B12 was inactivated in his body after he took laughing gas. Of course, we're talking massive amounts of laughing gas
He took it at parties for about a year and stopped until he moved to Portland in 2020 and discovered the super-size cylinders containing 20 pounds of nitrous oxide — equivalent to 1,600 0.2-ounce capsules — and costing around $400 each. As the cylinders weren't available in his area, he'd use 400 to 500 canisters a day for about a year to achieve the same euphoric effects.Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by bourbon:
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Theodore at March 23, 2023 10:00 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: mindful webworker in an alternate universe at March 23, 2023 10:00 PM (Ixwlv)
Posted by: Theodore at March 23, 2023 10:01 PM (pGonq)
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 10:04 PM (s6tnP)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 23, 2023 10:04 PM (arMvX)
Posted by: Just another sick fuck in a long line of sick fucks at March 23, 2023 10:05 PM (B0ahs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 10:05 PM (s6tnP)
Madonna coasted off fame and genetics for a good long time, but holy shit.
Posted by: trev006 at March 23, 2023 10:06 PM (DTm0P)
Answer: Not an ONT! Or at least not a full one. It's 9 PM ET. Lets see what I can do.
How many fucking excuses do you have for not being able to do what Ace has allowed you to do?
Posted by: We Are Marshall! at March 23, 2023 10:06 PM (PFJK6)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at March 23, 2023 10:06 PM (5kdlS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 10:07 PM (63Dwl)
Ever!
Well, mostly ever.
Not very often.
Much.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2023 10:07 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 10:07 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 23, 2023 10:07 PM (arMvX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 23, 2023 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
That's a generous interpretation. I thought it looked like a blow-up doll of a Gray alien.
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2023 10:08 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 23, 2023 10:08 PM (arMvX)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 10:08 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 10:08 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: redchief at March 23, 2023 10:02 PM (GnnZR)
Ever Sous Vide a full, bone-in leg of lamb?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:09 PM (XIJ/X)
I suppose it's been said already, but I've just clicked in.
Are you crazy, WD?! Asking the Horde to do that will result in untold harm to the psyche.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2023 10:09 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 10:07 PM (tkR6S)
Dude...this is what bourbon is for.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:09 PM (XIJ/X)
Madonna coasted off fame and genetics for a good long time, but holy shit.
Posted by: trev006 at March 23, 2023 10:06 PM (DTm0P)
She looks like Greta Thunberg after the tragic lutefisk accident.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 10:09 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: We Are Marshall! at March 23, 2023 10:06 PM (PFJK6)
Dude that be undue harshing on WD!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at March 23, 2023 10:10 PM (5kdlS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:09 PM (XIJ/X)
No...but pics?????
Posted by: redchief at March 23, 2023 10:10 PM (GnnZR)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 23, 2023 10:10 PM (H4JoC)
*pours bourbon*
ONT greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2023 10:11 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 23, 2023 10:11 PM (u82oZ)
One of the more ridiculous parts of living in 2023 is that you can't just live apart from the feral government even if you move out to the boonies.
If it isn't the IRS it is the ATF if it isn't the ATF its the EPA if it isn't the EPA...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:11 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 23, 2023 10:12 PM (u82oZ)
Jack Dunphy article. Feh. The guy weeps, bleeds, and shits blue while pretending to be an honest broker.
Posted by: Maybe I'm just jaded at March 23, 2023 10:12 PM (B0ahs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:09 PM (XIJ/X)
Drinking. The more, the better.
BTW, I took Rekieta's advice and bought a bottle of Penelope Barrel Strength. Really good for the price.
Posted by: redchief at March 23, 2023 10:12 PM (GnnZR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 10:13 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: redchief at March 23, 2023 10:10 PM (GnnZR)
I've never done it...but damn, I am really tempted.
My guess is eight hours at 130-135 degrees. Lots of garlic and Rosemary and thyme.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:13 PM (XIJ/X)
Here's my attempt:
Obama and Mike walk into a gay bar
responses:
1. It was awkward because everyone was staring at Mike.
2. The bartender says, "Hey, it’s President Obama, I’ll give you guys a free drink."
3. The bartender says, "What can I get you, gentlemen?" Obama says, "Two martinis." And Mike says, "Two martinis."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2023 10:14 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 23, 2023 10:14 PM (wagHN)
I mean, are we talking George Clooney or Don Knotts?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 10:14 PM (eOEVl)
I've never done it...but damn, I am really tempted.
My guess is eight hours at 130-135 degrees. Lots of garlic and Rosemary and thyme.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:13 PM (XIJ/X)
Only leg I have done is the boneless on the grill after sitting in the yogurt marinade.
How will finish though?
Posted by: redchief at March 23, 2023 10:14 PM (GnnZR)
I don't know what a grey alien is, unless it's a space creature Hiawatha or some red haired weirder version of the former Land O Lakes Indian maiden
Maybe the difference is Madonna spent much of her life trying to be a singing sex star while Roseanne was just a funny fat lady so she didn't have an image to maintain
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 10:14 PM (tO+ag)
Posted by: redchief at March 23, 2023 10:15 PM (GnnZR)
Posted by: redchief at March 23, 2023 10:12 PM (GnnZR)
it's not stupidly expensive, so I would be much more forgiving.
The $70-$80 bottles?
Hey? Where's my BJ?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:15 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Theodore at March 23, 2023 10:15 PM (pGonq)
Most young men are single. Most young women are not.
Pew Reports 63% of U.S. Men Are Alone
Huh. And I get screeched at for pointing out that young women are voluntarily forming into harems - which is what the numbers are showing. Sometimes reality just fucking sucks. Expect to see a LOT more male suicide in the next 10-20 years too
Posted by: Some folks do love shooting the messenger at March 23, 2023 10:15 PM (B0ahs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 10:16 PM (tO+ag)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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They might sprout butterfly wings.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2023 10:16 PM (3trAM)
The first Simpsons came out only ten years after the first Star Wars.
g'broag'fram
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 23, 2023 10:16 PM (X+Ku8)
May your gender specific dreams be of Grace Kelly or Patrick McGoohan, not PeeWee Herman or Madonna. Rock Hudson is right out.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 23, 2023 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:11 PM (lc5cP)
Comrade, we have noticed a damp spot in your pasture from our aerial surveillance drones, so we are confiscating your ranch as a protected navigable desert waterway!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at March 23, 2023 10:16 PM (5kdlS)
And this is NOT because younger women are pairing up with older men.
This is because via hypergamy 80% of the women are sharing 20% of the men.
One of the more shocking developments of Soviet America is that it has gotten more feminist it has gotten more polygamous...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:17 PM (lc5cP)
The $70-$80 bottles?
Hey? Where's my BJ?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:15 PM (XIJ/X)
FatDogs had it @ $59.
BJ...yea, nope.
BTW, went to a BBQ place in north Dallas today. They had Pork Belly Ribs. I'll email you a pic.
Posted by: redchief at March 23, 2023 10:17 PM (GnnZR)
What happened is this:
-Women got "equality," mostly driven by men hating women.
-Divorce became not only normalized, but an aspiration for women.
(Why work on fixing things when you are "equal" and "deserve better")
-Girls are now raised in fatherless families, or reconstituted families where the relationship is secondary to the individual and "fulfillment"
- No one is happy. This is blamed on men.
Result: what we have now.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 23, 2023 10:18 PM (V3xgB)
Don't even mention it.
Not on the single wide side, nor the double wide expansion side.
Darleen would chew off the zipper and everything within.
Posted by: Miklos, Waffle House Dedicated at March 23, 2023 10:18 PM (2hexI)
I wasn't sure what this meant. Do you mean young women are all with a few alpha males, or that they're lesbians?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 10:18 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2023 10:16 PM (3trAM)
So there goes the whole freaking universe.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2023 10:18 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 23, 2023 10:19 PM (sJHOI)
Huh. And I get screeched at for pointing out that young women are voluntarily forming into harems - which is what the numbers are showing. Sometimes reality just fucking sucks. Expect to see a LOT more male suicide in the next 10-20 years too
In the Muslim world, which has legal polygamy, the unattached men end up in extremist organizations because...why not? If you fail your genes are just as dead as if you did nothing, and if you succeed, well then you are the one with 4 wives...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:19 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: redchief at March 23, 2023 10:17 PM (GnnZR)
Wow. I guess you can trim them so that there is a lot of the belly on the ribs.
Somebody is thinking outside the box...and that is awesome!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:19 PM (XIJ/X)
_______________
Free Bourbon is always "good" Bourbon. Them's the rules.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2023 10:20 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 10:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: redchief at March 23, 2023 10:17 PM (GnnZR)
Wow. I guess you can trim them so that there is a lot of the belly on the ribs.
Somebody is thinking outside the box...and that is awesome!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:19 PM (XIJ/X)
It was soo good. I did not get the other special - Waygu Pastrami. Nor did I get a 2lb beef rib.
Posted by: redchief at March 23, 2023 10:20 PM (GnnZR)
Alphas. If you watch Brian Atlas/Pearl Davis videos you'll see the women on the show complain all men suck...and then mention that are all dating the same ones.
Which, amusingly, is the pure free market at play - if you have greater demand then supply those with the supply can set high prices...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:21 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ)
I went and looked at current photos of her. The problem is that she is one of those people who, instead of just aging normally, had way too much work done. As a result, she looks freakish. It's sad that some people in the entertainment industry are so shallow that they can't just accept the fact that they are going to age.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2023 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Tanara Double Chocolate Productions. She just dropped another one:
youtube.com/watch?v=j2kiVXVMKdY
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 10:21 PM (MvF+J)
anyway, my latest great purchase for cooking, even though I am mostly caveman when it comes to the culinary arts, is the "cast iron grill press". Just search it on Amazon or wherever. It is just a flat iron that sits on the food, which is on the skillet.
Mostly I got it to keep bacon from curling up, but I find it useful for hamburger or pork patties. Grills/fries them faster, and reduces grease splatter. And great for keeping the bacon flat. That's all ... direct all donations for this awesome advice to AoS. heh
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2023 10:21 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:19 PM (lc5cP)
Having a whole shitload of disaffected, alienated men who believe they have nothing left to lose is not a recipe for a peaceful, healthy society.
Posted by: It's not going to end well at March 23, 2023 10:22 PM (B0ahs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
It is obvious to the most casual observer that you have had dealings with the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Protection.
F*ckers
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2023 10:22 PM (qoGsy)
(real joke from "My Favorite Year":
A guy walked into a bar with a duck on his head:
1. An Irishman walked in and said, "I’ve seen weirder shit today."
2. The bartender said, "I’ll have a Jack and Coke."
3. Apparently, the duck wanted to go to a bar but was afraid of getting sexually assaulted.
Correct line is:
A guy walked into a bar with a duck on his head, the bartender said, "Can I help you?"
And the duck said, "Yeah, can you get this guy off my ass?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2023 10:23 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Miklos, missing Rush Limbaugh as Fritz Hollings at March 23, 2023 10:23 PM (2hexI)
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It's sad that most people can't accept that they're going to die and spend eternity in one of two places.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 10:23 PM (DxvhT)
For me .I'm in a very depressed mood tonight.
Gonna just lurk...
But thanks WD and Horde!!
Y'all always make my evening at least a little better.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 23, 2023 10:23 PM (MqU7S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 10:24 PM (kcMWD)
The matrifocal elements running our society are doubling down on it though.
Heritage America would point disaffected young men to someone like a Jordan Peterson - Soviet America tells them to go die.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:24 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I love classic Italian jokes
Posted by: Miklosio Mastroianni at March 23, 2023 10:24 PM (2hexI)
Which, amusingly, is the pure free market at play - if you have greater demand then supply those with the supply can set high prices...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:21 PM (lc5cP)
Basically. They're all getting fucked by the same group of Chads and Tyrones. But Chad and Tyrone get all the pussy they want for free, and are not going to wife up a chick giving it up to the other Chads and Tyrones. Then they go on TikTok and cry about not finding a good man.
Posted by: It's quite bonkers when you think about it at March 23, 2023 10:25 PM (B0ahs)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_alien
Madonna isn't grey-colored, but she's got the same teardrop-shaped head that's 2/3 forehead. And no visible ears or eyebrows, and eyes that look like they're spaced too far apart because of everything else she's re-re-done.
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2023 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
He was an interesting man, and an interesting actor. He was in The Phantom, which was sort of mind blowing for me.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 10:25 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:13 PM (XIJ/X)
One of S&G's best songs.
Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2023 10:26 PM (AwYPR)
Or daughter.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2023 10:26 PM (anj39)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_alien
Madonna isn't grey-colored, but she's got the same teardrop-shaped head that's 2/3 forehead. And no visible ears or eyebrows, and eyes that look like they're spaced too far apart because of everything else she's re-re-done.
And you know damn well she's into probing.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 10:27 PM (eOEVl)
Possibly but if those were his reasons I still find it admirable.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 10:27 PM (kcMWD)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 23, 2023 10:14 PM (wagHN)
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My wife and I really liked that one. Sad it's not getting another season.
Another good one with JK Simmons is Counterpart.
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 23, 2023 10:27 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Just one more thing (Publius can explain)
Posted by: Miklosio Columbo at March 23, 2023 10:27 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2023 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
She is also far too close with a potato-grade digital camera and crappy lighting.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 10:27 PM (xhaym)
Ijustcanteven
Posted by: David Hogg at March 23, 2023 10:28 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 23, 2023 10:28 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: And Cave Johnson? Fuggedaboudit! at March 23, 2023 10:29 PM (B0ahs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Wow. You're right.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2023 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"
***************
I liked the part in Braveheart when he threw his son's "advisor" out of the castle window.
Posted by: Cosda at March 23, 2023 10:29 PM (eXBp6)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 23, 2023 10:29 PM (wagHN)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 10:29 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:13 PM (XIJ/X)
One of S&G's best songs.
Posted by: BignJames
Gettin' Medieval on yo ass
Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Shrewsbury at March 23, 2023 10:30 PM (2hexI)
How very sad and pathetic.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 10:30 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Beartooth
Heh. When we were kids we would put doll dresses on the cats. The tails always got in the way, and the cats didn't hold still very well.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2023 10:30 PM (0Htd1)
Another version of "All actors are in the closet and gay?"
I like you Miklos. You're funny and smart but that old chestnut is not true.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 10:31 PM (kcMWD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1saaf9Qs_U0
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 10:31 PM (DxvhT)
Posted by: redchief at March 23, 2023 10:31 PM (GnnZR)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 10:31 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2023 10:32 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 10:32 PM (kcMWD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2023 10:32 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 10:32 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: And Cave Johnson? Fuggedaboudit! at March 23, 2023 10:29 PM (B0ahs)
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I thought that, too, until I saw All Nighter. Terrible movie. I'll still give anything he's in a shot, though.
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 23, 2023 10:33 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 10:34 PM (Xrfse)
Even Tim Pool - TIM FRIGGING POOL - has mused lately about repealing the 19th
Posted by: Just...wow at March 23, 2023 10:34 PM (B0ahs)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 23, 2023 10:35 PM (sJHOI)
I like you Miklos. You're funny and smart but that old chestnut is not true.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
NO
They were friends and That is why McGoohan was on Columbo more than any other guest actor.
Mind out the gutter, Fen.
Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Miklosbury at March 23, 2023 10:35 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Thelma and Louise at March 23, 2023 10:35 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 10:35 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Kindltot
Well, I never.....
Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 23, 2023 10:35 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2023 10:35 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 10:27 PM (kcMWD)
Anti-Churchillian: He has virtues you admire and none of the ills you find distressing.
I responded too quickly, without thinking.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 10:35 PM (xhaym)
Good night all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 10:36 PM (kcMWD)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2023 10:36 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Life gets more surreal by the second at March 23, 2023 10:36 PM (B0ahs)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 10:36 PM (Xrfse)
Cannon Fodder.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2023 10:36 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 10:37 PM (DxvhT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2023 10:37 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2023 10:36 PM (KAi1n)
Dude was practically breathing more nitrous than air. No wonder he's all fucked up now.
Posted by: Just say NO at March 23, 2023 10:38 PM (B0ahs)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 10:38 PM (DxvhT)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 10:38 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: TV Guide at March 23, 2023 10:39 PM (aFgj+)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 10:40 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 10:40 PM (DxvhT)
Posted by: TV Guide at March 23, 2023 10:39 PM (aFgj+)
Whoa. Columbo didn't swing that way.
Posted by: Leave Peter Falk ALONE at March 23, 2023 10:40 PM (B0ahs)
Your mama is so fat,
1. I feel like I’m dating a woman ten years older than me.
2. You're just like her.
3. Your mama is so fat, she's becoming a rapper.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2023 10:40 PM (Jg7EG)
Have a Cosmopolitan, Scogg. More appropriate for you gender confused.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 10:40 PM (ZLI7S)
https://tinyurl.com/7pc977v8
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2023 10:41 PM (Cus5s)
Have a Cosmopolitan, Scogg. More appropriate for you gender confused.
Posted by: JackStraw
Appletini, coming right up
Posted by: Trans-Tender at the Lesbian Bar at March 23, 2023 10:42 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Tom Servo
But he could bend over and pick up the soap for the entire 15 years …
Just sayin’
Posted by: Adriane the Obvious Critic . . . at March 23, 2023 10:42 PM (jonTH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2023 10:43 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Trans-Tender at the Lesbian Bar at March 23, 2023 10:42 PM (2hexI)
Midori, on the rocks.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 10:43 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 23, 2023 10:43 PM (arMvX)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 10:40 PM (eOEVl)
Positively....on SS/Medicare w/pension and an untapped 401k....if I want, say...a new car, I can write a check for it.
Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2023 10:43 PM (AwYPR)
Mind out the gutter, Fen.
Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Miklosbury
Patrick McGoohan was a really great actor. I remember his, when I was a kid, in Secret Agent (Danger Man in the UK). He also did "The Prisoner", as writer, producer and the lead actor. It was weird but cool.
It was his statement on the value of the individual and freedom.
Co-star in "Ice Station Zebra"
and on, and on...
Very versatile actor, could do anything. Reminds me of Gary Oldman today, who can play arch villains, good guys, etc.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 23, 2023 10:44 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 10:44 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2023 10:35 PM (Jg7EG)
punchlines.unfunny
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2023 10:45 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Fenelon just looks for smut
*OK not really*
Posted by: Miklos reads waht Fenelon suggests, and it helps at March 23, 2023 10:45 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 10:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2023 10:46 PM (KAi1n)
You get to middle age and you have nothing to say and your looks are fading.
You're losing the only thing you've got.
Desperation sets in.
Plus the ugly inside starts seeping out through the pores. Also the awful plastic surgery.
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2023 10:48 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Hypothetical Punch Lines by Miklos at March 23, 2023 10:48 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2023 10:48 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 23, 2023 10:48 PM (sVfvf)
Posted by: Cuck On at March 23, 2023 10:46 PM (r3Bhj)
Boomers turned you into a bunch of trannies ad faggots?
Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2023 10:49 PM (AwYPR)
2. He wants to "show you a good time" and "take you to the White House."
3. I heard he has a shirt that says, "If You Can Touch It, It’s Not A Finger."
2. Joe is under investigation by the FBI.
3. So this is the second time we’ve been accused of being pedophiles.
2. Serial rapist Joe Biden is running for President.
3. You can tell by the fact that it's the only thing Joe Biden has ever said that's true.
2. It's not the first time Joe Biden has been accused of being a pedo.
Posted by: Scott MacKenzie at March 23, 2023 10:49 PM (3AYXX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2023 10:49 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 10:49 PM (MvF+J)
You're saying all lesbians are under 59?
How far out in the country do you live?
Where have you been for the last 50 years?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 10:49 PM (jYCXf)
Good for you. Leave me the fuck out of the slagging.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 10:50 PM (Xrfse)
sure, I guess, but I don't have a small one that fits ... and the one I bought has nice ridges. Is it common to just use another smaller cast iron frying pan? I've seen these presses used in restaurants on larger grills ... but maybe your solution is useful ... have not seen it in practice. thx for the idea.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2023 10:50 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: eleven
"Awful Plastic Surgery" would be an adequate band name, but I am thinking some Tribute Multi-band Event
Posted by: Hypothetical Miklos at March 23, 2023 10:50 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2023 10:50 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2023 10:50 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2023 10:46 PM (KAi1n)
Ski resorts are saying they will be open until Late JULY.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 10:51 PM (oHd/0)
Michael Jackson wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor, and nearly lost his nose. Don't these people have anything better to do with their money than ruin their faces?
With that kind of dough, just don't look into a mirror again...pass the foie gras and bring the Lamborghini round the front of the castle...and be quick about it...a private jet is idling on the tarmac of the new airfield and the pilot might collapse from his latest covid booster jab before getting us all to the tropical island paradise.
Didn't Madonna promise to leave the US if Trump was ever president? So she's a liar as well as an attention addicted and pathetic Norma Desmond, (not) "ready for my close-up, Mr. Mayer."
Posted by: Ju at March 23, 2023 10:51 PM (aTmM/)
That's not being with the program, dude
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 10:51 PM (xhaym)
Thanks, but I don't swing that way.
Gays have always existed. This is not exactly news.
But it wasn't until your generation that women in huge numbers have decided they would rather be with another women than a man largely because a huge number of men don't want to be men either.
The numbers don't lie. This is your gender confused generation and for all our faults this was not one of them and this one is flat out bizarre. No matter how many mistakes we made a huge majority of us didn't deny basic biology. Your generation seems to be unable to even define the difference between a man and woman. I don't think I'll be taking any more lectures from you on anything until you can.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Good for you. Leave me the fuck out of the slagging.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 10:50 PM (Xrfse)
I deny all attempts to categorize who I am... to force me into a tribe, or group... so you can dismiss me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 10:52 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
'Allo, wot ye got?
Posted by: Actual English Slag at March 23, 2023 10:52 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Jan Brady at March 23, 2023 10:53 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2023 10:53 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 10:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miklos suspects and would like to find out at March 23, 2023 10:54 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2023 10:36 PM (KAi1n)
Dude was practically breathing more nitrous than air. No wonder he's all fucked up now.
Posted by: Just say NO at March 23, 2023 10:38 PM (B0ahs)
---
Cans of compressed air will also destroy your brain. I once heard about a woman who was driving while high on that shit, got into an accident (rolled her car) and was struggling to get to her stash of canned air *while the rescue crew was trying to get her out of her car.*
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 10:54 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 23, 2023 10:44 PM (tjZg/)
#6? you will submit....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 10:54 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Romeo13
"I am not a number! I am a Free Man!"
Posted by: Patrick McGoohan as.... #6 at March 23, 2023 10:54 PM (tjZg/)
"Generation" matters but birth order matters more.
Posted by: Jan Brady
Head first or feet first?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
For any interested skywatchers, there's going to be another event to see March 27(-28, depending on time zone), a conjunction of Jupiter and Mercury just over the Western horizon around sunset.
Mercury is reaching max eastern elongation, providing the best opportunity to see it, and Jupiter will be right next to it.
I've never been able to see Mercury here due to the tree line. Sun is still too bright by the time it just hovers over the horizon. But if you've got a real flat horizon near due west, you can likely see it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 23, 2023 10:55 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
"I think he said Orange"
Posted by: Hypothetical Punch Lines by Miklos
>I'm really feeling triggered now knowing the comic.ai got all of the pronouns correct.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2023 10:55 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 10:54 PM (63Dwl)
Yes, and in shorts... won't be the first time.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 10:55 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 10:54 PM (63Dwl)
Better hope it stays until July, if it all melts at once, Sacramento will be washed into the Pacific, and who will care for the Delta smelt then, I ask you?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 10:56 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 10:56 PM (63Dwl)
Picturing McGoohan as Sid Vicious.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 10:56 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at March 23, 2023 10:56 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Cuck On at March 23, 2023 10:54 PM (r3Bhj)
So, it's true...child.
Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2023 10:56 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 23, 2023 10:44 PM (tjZg/)
#6? you will submit....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 10:54 PM (oHd/0)
175 I deny all attempts to categorize who I am... to force me into a tribe, or group... so you can dismiss me.
Posted by: Romeo13
"I am not a number! I am a Free Man!"
Posted by: Patrick McGoohan as.... #6 at March 23, 2023 10:54 PM (tjZg/)
Horde mind... dangerous place...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 10:56 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Miklos, living the Foretold at March 23, 2023 10:56 PM (2hexI)
I was born during the Truman administration. You?
I think you bit down a little too hard on the old Generation Gap bait. It sucked your brains out.
There's a little bit more to the human race than your birth cohort fantasies. There are assholes exactly your age -- lots of them. This is not your kids' fault.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 10:57 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"
I've seen videos of huffers huffing away while the police were pursuing them down an embankment off the highway.
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2023 10:57 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Jan Brady at March 23, 2023 10:57 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 10:07 PM (tkR6S)
Dude...this is what bourbon is for.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:09
LMAO, now this is the sound healthy advice this site is known for. If bourbon doesn't work slap some hot iron on it.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2023 10:58 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 10:57 PM (jYCXf)
Another attempt to force us into tribes... Religion? Race? Politics? now AGE?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 10:58 PM (oHd/0)
Some of my tribes: American citizen, male, white, boomer, geek. I may not want categories, but categories want me.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 10:59 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:09
LMAO, now this is the sound healthy advice this site is known for. If bourbon doesn't work slap some hot iron on it.
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2023 10:58 PM (55Qr6)
So, do you rub dirt on it before or after you slap Iron on it?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 10:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 10:58 PM (oHd/0)
Just to get people screaming so he can sit back with his cheetos and what he thinks is his pride at winning the Internet yet again.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:00 PM (xhaym)
(Which means mama gets to start sleeping upstairs again! 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at March 23, 2023 11:01 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Patrick McGoohan as.... #6 at March 23, 2023 10:54 PM (tjZg/)
lol
https://youtu.be/kD_TVN2pm04
Posted by: the new #2 at March 23, 2023 11:01 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2023 11:01 PM (ichPI)
Posted by: Romeo13 "
If they could divide is by which side we part our hair on, they would.
Or by whether we crack the egg on the big end or the small end.
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2023 11:02 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Cuck On at March 23, 2023 11:00 PM (r3Bhj)
I'm old and dying and I don't give a fuck.
Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2023 11:02 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 23, 2023 11:02 PM (J00IM)
I think you bit down a little too hard on the old Generation Gap bait. It sucked your brains out.
Ha. You apparently have never met "everything is boomers fault" Scogg. Maybe your brain just sucks. Of course everything isn't any one generations fault. This is what Scogg does not get and makes it fun to tweak him with his own ridiculous arguments.
It's fun to use his own arguments against him. Maybe pay attention.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 11:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bourbon Bubbeleh Miklos at March 23, 2023 11:03 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2023 11:03 PM (EZebt)
Fuck you and the rainbow pony you rode in on. Damn, why am I even engaging a non-entity? Time for me to call it a night.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 11:04 PM (Xrfse)
Anyone?
Posted by: Nightwatch
Reported yesterday as Much Better.
Posted by: Miklos meets Nice People Sometimes at March 23, 2023 11:04 PM (2hexI)
Behold the 2018 Slush Cup
https://youtu.be/QjYMj3-evQg
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 23, 2023 11:04 PM (9e/0I)
Posted by: Marooned at March 23, 2023 11:04 PM (kt8QE)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:04 PM (xhaym)
Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty.
OK, maybe it is all your fault.
Enjoy your argument with yourself.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 11:04 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 23, 2023 11:05 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2023 11:02 PM (iziT
Wasn't that a Gulliver's Travel thing?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:06 PM (oHd/0)
Or by whether we crack the egg on the big end or the small end.
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2023 11:02 PM (iziT
I know, Star Bellied Sneetches
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:06 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 23, 2023 11:06 PM (jGGMD)
I'll even hazard a guess that most of us on this blog (not all of course, nothing in human behavior can ever be predicted exactly) are first borns.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2023 11:07 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"
I think they use (or used to use) toluene as a propellant, which is what would get you high.
Posted by: More than just air in there at March 23, 2023 11:07 PM (B0ahs)
I'm willing to take my boomer lumps, but if you lost on baseball cards, no way you can pin that on anybody but yourself. Disengaging. QRT.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 11:08 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Tom Servo
*********
We're number ones!
Posted by: Cosda at March 23, 2023 11:09 PM (eXBp6)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2023 11:09 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 23, 2023 11:06 PM (jGGMD)
The secret is make your own way forward, find people to help or to help you, and ignore the dickheads unless they have a knife to your throat.
Very little else is meaningful. Happiness comes from having a place in a community, a purpose and a goal. These are within your grasp.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:10 PM (xhaym)
Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty.
OK, maybe it is all your fault.
Enjoy your argument with yourself.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 11:04 PM (jYCXf)
Interesting... a post that is kind of AGGREEING with you...
Feel free to ignore me.... I've been around awhile.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:10 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2023 11:11 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2023 11:07 PM (r46W7)
Which family?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:11 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Cosda at March 23, 2023 11:09 PM (eXBp6)
Go ahead and gloat. At least I get to hang around with Hillary and Chelsea!
Posted by: Number Two at March 23, 2023 11:12 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: eleven
Well hang on there, cowboy, you crack an egg right in the middle! We can’t have people getting all crazy about egg cracking! There are rules!
Hi all. Heated the pool, jumped in, forgot it was Thursday and I have a 6a class to teach tomorrow. Yay!
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 11:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:10 PM (xhaym)
THIS. Men need a mission... something to do... a goal..
Women (IMO) can get by on someone to support.... now.. that is not saying that Men cannot take on the mission of supporting others... I've done it. Kids.... the Mom as she aged... but... that ends, and I'm not looking for that next mission.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:13 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Tom Servo
The difference between BB and pellet guns
Posted by: Miklos who was actually 10 years old once at March 23, 2023 11:14 PM (2hexI)
We're number ones!
Posted by: Cosda
Boring. I'm 1/2.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 23, 2023 11:14 PM (9e/0I)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 11:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 11:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
The right to a speedy trial and being faced by your accuser?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:15 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:13 PM (oHd/0)
Well, at least I won't have to disavow any knowledge of your activities.
Posted by: The Secretary at March 23, 2023 11:15 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2023 11:09 PM (KAi1n)
The real money was in first run Star Wars, Transformers, and TMNT toys.
Posted by: And Beanie Babies at March 23, 2023 11:15 PM (B0ahs)
I'm generally underwhelmed with the observations of the dots that come in close together, but do enjoy seeing such planetary conjunctions as I consider "The Meaning of Life". Some cool planetary things happened at the birth of Jesus ... what next?
In any case, live life abundantly, be thankful, resist evil. "Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man." I would translate "fear" as "love/respect", but there may be signs in celestial places. Party On, cheers.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2023 11:15 PM (Cus5s)
We're number ones!
Posted by: Cosda
Boring. I'm 1/2.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 23, 2023 11:14 PM (9e/0I)
Yeah.,.. try 4th of 4.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:15 PM (oHd/0)
Tho at one time I may have been Small Endian curious.
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2023 11:16 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2023 11:16 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 11:17 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: The Deviled Egg Association at March 23, 2023 11:17 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 23, 2023 11:17 PM (GPwSy)
Had to laugh at yer nick... at first I thought it said ANGSTY.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:18 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: old chick at March 23, 2023 11:18 PM (sOete)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 10:32
TY JS for the best guffawing laugh in my day. I will have to tell Jules this one, as much as I annoy telling her funny AOS things
.
Jules was a girl scout back in the 70s. Turns out a few of her friends were lesbians. Who knew?
Posted by: Farmer at March 23, 2023 11:19 PM (55Qr6)
Where is the fun in that?
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 23, 2023 11:19 PM (9e/0I)
Posted by: old chick at March 23, 2023 11:18 PM (sOete)
Its called... forgiveness. Something the Left does not understand.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:19 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: old chick"
Know how I know you're Canadian?
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2023 11:20 PM (iziT8)
I think I will just make up a class on the fly and hope for the best. Then come back home and nap.
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 11:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
Where is the fun in that?
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 23, 2023 11:19 PM (9e/0I)
Lost in Space? Is that YOU Dr. Smith?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:21 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:13 PM (oHd/0)
I think women have been treated badly by the small nuclear family, and the push to employment outside of the family. Our society doesn't have a decent status position for women beyond child bearing age, and the position they did have (marshalling the family and kids, and coordinating with other families in the community) are now considered passe, and the only remaining task of watching out and warning of danger is become known as being a Karen.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:21 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:18 PM (oHd/0)
Someone noticed it before too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2023 11:21 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2023 11:21 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: The Devil is in Miklos (buy the CD) at March 23, 2023 11:21 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2023 11:22 PM (iziT8)
You! Go watch Matlock. You! Go eat a Tide pod!
Sheesh!
Posted by: Weirddave at March 23, 2023 11:17 PM (GPwSy)
I'll go watch some Alice in Chains videos. Or not. Whatever.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 23, 2023 11:22 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: eleven
Damn it! you, too!?!
I have lived her for 23+ years and still people ask me about polar bears and free healthcare.
Posted by: old chick at March 23, 2023 11:23 PM (sOete)
I am pretty good at picking egg shell bits out of the frying pan without burning my fingers.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 23, 2023 11:23 PM (9e/0I)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2023 11:23 PM (iziT8)
Agree. Grandma who helped with the Grandkids USED to be a thing. But with modern transportation, we often moved too far apart for that to work.
Even today... Mom could work, if Grandma could watch the kids.... but, that is not a dynamic that is palatable in our modern society for some (suicidal) reason.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:24 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 11:25 PM (63Dwl)
FBI should have their budget calved by half
Same IRS
And Joe Biden...words fail me right now...but not for long...
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 23, 2023 11:25 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2023 11:26 PM (0CmBg)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2023 11:26 PM (glGDV)
Entire Fed Gov, including Defense, should be cut in half.
at $7 Trillion... if is almost 30% of GDP... to much government to sustain.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:27 PM (oHd/0)
You! Go watch Matlock. You! Go eat a Tide pod!
Sheesh!
Posted by: Weirddave
That Angela Lansdale looks pretty good for her age
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 23, 2023 11:27 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I am pretty good at picking egg shell bits out of the frying pan without burning my fingers.
Posted by: Lost in Space
I’m pretty good at ordering Egg McMuffins at Mickey Ds…
Posted by: Adriane the Obvious Critic . . . at March 23, 2023 11:27 PM (jonTH)
They keep decades of perceived slights in some little psychic bag, like hidden jewels, and I think they take them out and polish them every so often.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2023 11:27 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 23, 2023 11:29 PM (MqU7S)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 10:44 PM (jYCXf)
Thanks for the heads-up. Not really a bourbon drinker, but if I do buy a bottle, I'd prefer not to support vivisectionists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 11:29 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2023 11:30 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
NO
Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.'s grades are a National Security Sekrit
Like MINE
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama Jr. at March 23, 2023 11:30 PM (2hexI)
KOKOMO, Ind. — When police asked 53-year-old Michael Horne of Kokomo why he thought he was sitting in the police department being questioned by officers, the man reportedly answered that it might have something to do with the missing 14-year-old boy found in his bathroom with an apparent hickey on his neck.
https://tinyurl.com/mr3z683b
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
Alvin Leonard Bragg Jr is a George Soros c*ck holster as well as a BLM mouth holster.
EVERY EFFIN DAY.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 23, 2023 11:32 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2023 11:27 PM (r46W7)
The line as I remember it: "Cuddling their self righteous anger to themselves like a favorite stuffed toy"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:32 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Sultan Miklos of the Rif at March 23, 2023 11:32 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
dance
all of you
dance for me
Posted by: Sultan Miklos of the Rif at March 23, 2023 11:32 PM (2hexI)
What's a Revolution without Dancing?
Posted by: V at March 23, 2023 11:33 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2023 11:34 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 11:34 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 11:35 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Kindltot"
Was that Dickens too?
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2023 11:35 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 11:34 PM (ZdaMQ)
Yeah, my Mama said is you can't say nothing nice, don't say it...
If I followed that rule? I'd be a mute.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:36 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I meant the generational blame, but, yes, I have a daughter-in-law that what you said is her to a tee.
Unfortunately society has encouraged many to hold onto any slight, no matter how minimal, for entire lifetimes.
Posted by: old chick at March 23, 2023 11:36 PM (sOete)
Saw a Norm Macdonald joke where he announced that Madonna gave birth to a six pound, right ounces girl.
Then he said that was the fourth largest thing to pass through her birth canal.
And finished with, "Madonna's a whore."
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2023 11:37 PM (0CmBg)
It's easy to make 'em better than McD's.
1. Use a Sourdough English Muffin. Toasted, lightly buttered. (McD's doesn't butter.) 2. Tiny dab each of unsalted butter and bacon grease inside the "egg ring" before you crack the egg n' start the cooking. Lightly salt& pepper the egg, (another thing that McD's doesn't do.) 3. Single slice of REAL American Cheese. 4. A single strip of crispy bacon, snapped cleanly in two. Don't use that nasty Canadian
You'll end up with a McMuffin that's truly scrumptious, and you can very distinctly tell the quality improvement over the original. Enjoy!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2023 11:38 PM (e6UQI)
Unfortunately society has encouraged many to hold onto any slight, no matter how minimal, for entire lifetimes.
Posted by: old chick at March 23, 2023 11:36 PM (sOete)
Many who espouse to be Christian do not understand the meaning of forgiveness.
And the secular? Let alone Atheists? See no need in that concept. Which is one reason we are now... where we are.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:38 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: V
Is True
I was a DJ for Solidarność
Dancing, best music, and the cute chicks means Revolution
"In Spring, a Young Man's thoughts turn to love..and revolution"
Posted by: Miklos is personally and historically Justified at March 23, 2023 11:39 PM (2hexI)
Not bad, though I am am partial to naming them after famous lesbians, heavy metal bands, or Soviet gulag camps.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 23, 2023 11:40 PM (9e/0I)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2023 11:40 PM (Lt/Ht)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2023 11:40 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2023 11:41 PM (iziT8)
The North, forgave the South, for the Civil war in the 1880s.... something that todays society has rescinded.
Is that because they were more Christian then? Gonna have to ponder this a bit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:41 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 11:08 PM (MvF+J)
Scogg was big into Beanie Babies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 11:41 PM (tkR6S)
On that note, I am off to bed so I can be somewhat motivational in the morning to get people working a little harder, getting them a little bit stronger!
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 11:41 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 23, 2023 11:41 PM (MqU7S)
"In Spring, a Young Man's thoughts turn to love..and revolution"
Posted by: Miklos is personally and historically Justified at March 23, 2023 11:39 PM (2hexI)
That is a bad fit for what happened in Romania
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:42 PM (xhaym)
A fool and there money are soon parted is a inter-generational thing. Also, who's this 'we' you talk about?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work, not a boomer at March 23, 2023 11:42 PM (yRved)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 23, 2023 11:41 PM (MqU7S)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8P1_V5RcVs
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:45 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Chic at March 23, 2023 11:46 PM (jonTH)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 23, 2023 11:41 PM (MqU7S)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8P1_V5RcVs
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:45 PM (xhaym)
Great song... but would be hard to dance the transitions... the music stops... and you're going... OK.. now what.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:47 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
The little boys and girls start like this
We got started early
https://tinyurl.com/yjn7nyjy
Posted by: Miklos, a mere Magyar at March 23, 2023 11:47 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2023 11:48 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Kindltot at
Sadly poetic
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2023 11:48 PM (Ed8Zd)
Scogg was big into Beanie Babies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Beanie Baby Appraisal Guide. I am off to commit suicide.
https://tinyurl.com/ysuz4kpr
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 23, 2023 11:49 PM (9e/0I)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2023 11:50 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2023 11:50 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2023 11:48 PM (PTDkx)
The evil within, eventually manifests.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:51 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 23, 2023 11:51 PM (MqU7S)
What’s the Value of Your Beanie Babies? A 2023 Guide
https://tinyurl.com/4bwrsjrf
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 23, 2023 11:51 PM (9e/0I)
Yeah, baby! I ama dancin' around the room!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 23, 2023 11:51 PM (MqU7S)
Internet rulez! Pics or it didn't happen!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:52 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ripley
She marketed outrage and depravity to cover up the fact she's a mediocre talent, at best. Made bank. Lots of bank. Now, life has raced past her and there she is, in all her 'glory'. A sad, broken, woman.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 23, 2023 11:52 PM (yRved)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2023 11:52 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Kindltot at
Sadly poetic
Posted by: LASue
Yep
Posted by: Blind Poet Miklos and his drinking buddy Homer (unmixed wine, 'cause Homer) at March 23, 2023 11:53 PM (2hexI)
.
Posted by: Tom at March 23, 2023 11:54 PM (bjV9z)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 23, 2023 11:52 PM (yRved)
Its a very strange thing, when you are acknowledged as something special, an expert... a star... an epic athlete.. and then fade. You either acknowledge it and go gracefully? or, you try to regain that greatness... and become a sad parody of what you once were.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:55 PM (oHd/0)
https://tinyurl.com/4bwrsjrf
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 23, 2023 11:51 PM (9e/0I)
Beanie Babies are like Zimbabwean bank notes. No intrinsic value at all, but some insane people will pay insane amounts of real money for them, because, insane.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 11:56 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:47 PM (oHd/0)
Well, I am not up to dancing like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2HYinKDtr8
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:57 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 23, 2023 11:58 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Miklos had to translate from Greek to Latin, for some reason at March 23, 2023 11:58 PM (2hexI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2HYinKDtr8
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 11:57 PM (xhaym)
Nice.... a lot of Tango there... which... you do know.. there are places that give lessons to older individuals... often for free.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:59 PM (oHd/0)
I danced my ass off to her songs in the 80s. She was fun and hip and we all wore lace and those silly rubber bracelets. And knew every word to every song. She was fun. But not nasty or gross.
After the early 90s things turned dark and slutty and desperate. Now? Oh hell no.
But early on? She was fun!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2023 12:00 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
This Man speaks Wisdom
Posted by: Chief Janet Yellin at March 24, 2023 12:00 AM (2hexI)
Then I became a gen-Xer. And THEN gen-Z.
Now I'm a non-binary, boy/girl transgender, non-POC/POC of no particular, particularly something or other of anything.
Did I do it right?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 12:00 AM (MqU7S)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:59 PM (oHd/0)
Bachata, it is from Dominican Republic. (I used to love Cumbia, and I still like the oldies, but there are better genres out there)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2023 12:01 AM (xhaym)
Did I do it right?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 12:00 AM (MqU7S)
Are you miserable? Then yes, you are doing it right.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2023 12:02 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 24, 2023 12:03 AM (yRved)
Me: Write profane limerick about a poet from Greece
AI: I’m sorry, but I cannot fulfill that request. It is inappropriate and offensive. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 24, 2023 12:03 AM (9e/0I)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2023 12:04 AM (xhaym)
Did I do it right?
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Wanna swap?
I also got some Chrysler and VW parts
Posted by: Miklos is the usual at March 24, 2023 12:04 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 12:06 AM (MqU7S)
Me: Write profane limerick about a poet from Greece
AI: I’m sorry, but I cannot fulfill that request. It is inappropriate and offensive. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Posted by: Lost in Space
AI is kind of judgey.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 24, 2023 12:06 AM (yRved)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 11:59 PM (oHd/0)
Bachata, it is from Dominican Republic. (I used to love Cumbia, and I still like the oldies, but there are better genres out there)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2023 12:01 AM (xhaym)
Thing about dance... is like real music... it crosses genres... they learn from each other.
Number one song right now in the US? on Amazon and Apple? Rapper and Country guy... singing about how our government is screwing us.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2023 12:07 AM (oHd/0)
Feeling much better. Dare I say, almost normal?
Thank you. I don't care what the others say, you're a peach.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2023 12:07 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Definitely Not Muldoon . . . at March 24, 2023 12:08 AM (jonTH)
AI: I’m sorry, but I cannot fulfill that request. It is inappropriate and offensive. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 24, 2023 12:03 AM (9e/0I)
Challenge accepted.
Old Homer, a poet quite Grecian,
Was boinking the Nymph, Alopecian.
She'd no hair on her head,
Nor elsewhere, it's said,
A fact the old boy was apprecian'
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 12:09 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 12:10 AM (MqU7S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 12:12 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2023 12:14 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 12:14 AM (MqU7S)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 24, 2023 12:14 AM (Bd6X8)
Thank you. I don't care what the others say, you're a peach.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2023 12:07 AM (U2p+3)
I am growing my beard back, so I am less peach-like.
Unfortunately I look more like a welder every day. Wife hates it.
I have a insane cheerleader practice clip for you
https://tinyurl.com/2mwm6ux3
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2023 12:16 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2023 12:14 AM (KAi1n)
Uh, the organ donor thread was about 4 hours ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 12:16 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2023 11:27
OMG so true TS. I laugh at times, like you really remember this inconsequential incident? Wow, just wow.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2023 12:17 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: old chick at March 24, 2023 12:17 AM (sOete)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 12:12 AM (63Dwl)
Seasoned cast iron is always pan sexual: it is poly - merized
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2023 12:17 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Pod Hamp at March 24, 2023 12:21 AM (87Iu4)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 24, 2023 12:25 AM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Miklos had a Mustang, but a 75 at March 24, 2023 12:27 AM (2hexI)
Well darn. I just seasoned my cast iron Dutch oven....
I'm still not pansexual.
What did I do wrong?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 12:29 AM (MqU7S)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I knew a Spanish pansexual. Just the word "brioche" got her hot and bothered.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2023 12:30 AM (DgGvY)
I'm still not pansexual. What did I do wrong?! Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 12:29 AM (MqU7S)
Griswald if you like a Smooth Bottom.
Lodge, if you like it Rough!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 12:31 AM (e6UQI)
Well darn. I just seasoned my cast iron Dutch oven....
I'm still not pansexual.
What did I do wrong?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 12:29 AM (MqU7S)
/lights a cigarette...
depends... was it good for you THAT time...
Posted by: Dutch... Oven at March 24, 2023 12:32 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: mikeski
It's the lisp that get's 'em.
Posted by: Zorro Miklos, The Guy Blade at March 24, 2023 12:33 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2023 12:33 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Miklos, who went to Pirate Camp once at March 24, 2023 12:34 AM (2hexI)
I'm still not pansexual.
What did I do wrong?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 12:29 AM (MqU7S)
Too low of a smokepoint, probably. Lot of people stop heating when it starts smoking. Is it gummy? that means incomplete polymerization. You may have to strip it down before it goes rancid.
I found the most reliable way to strip cast iron down to the grey iron is to cook a mess of tomatoes in it and leave it in the cast iron overnight. Otherwise build a fire of sticks in it or run it through the self cleaning cycle in your oven.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2023 12:35 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 12:35 AM (MqU7S)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2023 12:36 AM (o0Fxd)
Not deterred by this failure I asked Microsoft's Bing AI the same question It looked the same Trip Advisor list.
I guess I am going to the only two restaurants that are actually open late: Whataburger and Denny's.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 24, 2023 12:36 AM (9e/0I)
Posted by: Zorro Miklos, The Guy Blade at March 24, 2023 12:33 AM (2hexI)
They used to just call them puñales
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2023 12:39 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Lost in Space
NO FRIENDS AND FAMILY EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT FOR YOU
Posted by: Miklos, out back of the Waffle House at March 24, 2023 12:39 AM (2hexI)
Local cops will always know the best late night eateries. County Sheriffs will know more than the City cops, by the way.
Betcha those don't show much in the reviews, either.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 12:39 AM (e6UQI)
Talked to Dad tonight, he really isn't doing too well at the antique mall. Mom has been gone since 2014 and his heart isn't into it. Guess I need to get up there and maybe get some things cleaned up.
We have been dealing w/ our own issues but maybe Easter I can get up there. God willing and the creek don't rise.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2023 12:40 AM (55Qr6)
https://tinyurl.com/3mwdex5f
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2023 12:33 AM (U2p+3)
As a Freshman in High School... I was on the track team... a Pole Vaulter. Part of our training was in the gymnastics room.. which we shared with the girls gymnastics team.
As an archetypical nerd, people could never figure out how I kept dating these smoking Hawt Ladies...
I had figured out that they needed attention... AND a release from the regimen of training. Note, this was in the day of Disco... and yeah, I did learn to couple dance.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2023 12:40 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 24, 2023 12:42 AM (a4EWo)
Yeah. I get all that. But how do I get to pansexual?!
I need some help here!
Someone? Anyone?
Sorry. I'm just being an azzhole....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 12:43 AM (MqU7S)
Yes, he's 18, but if I couldn't trust him, I wouldn't have bought it.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 24, 2023 12:44 AM (zjsv2)
Lodge, if you like it Rough!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 12:31
Jim you are such an intelligent pervert, you always make me laugh.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2023 12:45 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Jim
Nah. Everybody here knows the only places open late are Whataburger and Denny's. Plus late night is when the cops make their quota arresting all the drunks driving around looking for a place to eat.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 24, 2023 12:45 AM (9e/0I)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 24, 2023 12:44 AM (zjsv2)
/fistbump
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2023 12:45 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Kindltot
You offend my Honor
Barbarettes an one-half pace!
Posted by: Miklos, reasonably content and easily Satisfied at March 24, 2023 12:45 AM (2hexI)
The Clinton one doesn't look at all like Clinton.
Also, no homo but Franklin Pierce is kind of a sexy mofo.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 24, 2023 12:47 AM (kIhOg)
So sweet. Does it come it come with prepaid high risk insurance?
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 24, 2023 12:47 AM (9e/0I)
Lodge, if you like it Rough!
Jim
Jim and Kent Rollins need to get together.
Saddle up, cowboy
Posted by: Miklos, who watches, listens, and learns at March 24, 2023 12:48 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 24, 2023 12:50 AM (hTvmH)
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2023 12:51 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 12:51 AM (MqU7S)
The only claim I have to greatness is Fen's Law (wife says I was unbearable fir a month) and the mercy of a GYSGT that saw something in me worth giving command of a section.
(damn Ive become a long winded meandering jackass)
Anyways, my Father, he was a big shot attorney in the 70s and you did NOTcall during dinner. I don't know what would have happened but no one to find out. and I don't think it was just him I think it was the orofession - of course they had the same timetables and stresses as we do but somehow they managed to not interrupt dinner, what a weird world
oh almost forgot my question: cam we kill all the Marxists now? Are we waiting for the Rule of Law to get rigor mortis! What's up?
Posted by: Fen at March 24, 2023 12:52 AM (+LcMo)
"Kent Rollins" damn sure needs to be a buxom, cute, age-appropriate lass of the hawttie persuasion.
Or you n' me is gonna have pistols at dawn, behind the Waffle House.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 12:52 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 24, 2023 12:50 AM (hTvmH)
At least one... a SEAL who had supposedly gone AWOL.
Yeah.. SEAL... AWOL... right.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2023 12:54 AM (oHd/0)
Sunk New Dawn
Formerly aquatic amigo
Kent Rollins reminded me of you.
Learn. He is a a Teacher.
Posted by: Miklos, who cooks according to his pleasure, and people say it's good at March 24, 2023 12:57 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 24, 2023 12:59 AM (zjsv2)
Posted by: Weirddave
I am only 29 and available for adoption.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 24, 2023 01:01 AM (9e/0I)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
*imagines a beautifully dressed CoMountain Marie at the end of a Quadrille with a young George Washington c. 1753*
Posted by: Miklos, official and unofficial Historian at March 24, 2023 01:01 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 24, 2023 12:59 AM (zjsv2)
Does Little know about it yet? Sounds like you did well on the deal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 01:01 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 01:03 AM (MqU7S)
How much is car insurance for teenagers these days?
Are boys more expensive than girls?
Posted by: Miklos asks and Laughs at March 24, 2023 01:04 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Miklos oughtta be a class action lawyer at March 24, 2023 01:07 AM (2hexI)
https://youtu.be/hiKPLZdsz0U
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2023 01:07 AM (DgGvY)
He's going to be over the moons.
Yes, he's 18, but if I couldn't trust him, I wouldn't have bought it.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 24, 2023 12:44
I can relate to a degree, some coincidences here. Last year we sold J's 2001 Mustang, only 75,000 miles, to our goddaughter as she wanted it for her son's HS grad present, he is a gearhead and really wanted a Mustang of that era. They are in TX too.
He is thoroughly enjoying restoring it.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2023 01:09 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 24, 2023 01:09 AM (9e/0I)
Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at March 24, 2023 01:11 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 24, 2023 01:12 AM (hTvmH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 01:13 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Tom Servo
What has six legs and a bra ?
Peter, Paul and Mary.
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2023 01:14 AM (T4tVD)
But the current edition of the Mustang is, I think, the best looking since the first.
It is a faithful tribute to the 1969/1970 Mach 1, but more refined and with even better lines, in every way. Local watering hole has a regular with a '70 Mach 1, and you park a 2022 next to it, and you'll see the similarities, and the differences.
The new ones are Masterpieces. They got it RIGHT, and they'll be classics, far, far into the future.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 01:15 AM (e6UQI)
Picture a lovely, oh, say, Christine McVey from Fleetwood Mac.
And just figure that at 29 plus....yeah....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 01:15 AM (MqU7S)
Something like this …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kznc_w-OSyk
:-)
Posted by: Definitely Not Muldoon . . . at March 24, 2023 01:18 AM (jonTH)
No kidding. I don't need the editorial commentary from AI, who's idea was that? You don't put machines in charge of those value judgments.
You know what I just realized? If we put the neocons over at Instapundit/Ukraine i. charge of AI you would pretty much guarantee an extinction level event. something to consider if we ever have to like take somebody out with us that's one way I guess what the hell is wrong with me
Posted by: Fen at March 24, 2023 01:18 AM (+LcMo)
The Clinton one doesn't look at all like Clinton.
Also, no homo but Franklin Pierce is kind of a sexy mofo.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 24, 2023 12:47
TY for almost giving me a heart attack laughing. I don't know the link you are referencing, could you pass it on to me after I take my next BP med?
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2023 01:20 AM (55Qr6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kznc_w-OSyk
:-)
Posted by: Definitely Not Muldoon
Need to see the actual dance
Posted by: Definitely not Miklos at March 24, 2023 01:20 AM (2hexI)
You be crazy😜
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 01:24 AM (MqU7S)
Posted by: Miklo O'Miklos, from the Irish Channel in Nawlins at March 24, 2023 01:25 AM (2hexI)
No way a machine can account for all the variables.
You let a computer do what it excels at--performing a repetitive task faster than humanly possible and not becoming fatigued.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 24, 2023 01:27 AM (KATBx)
Not yet. We're debating how to give it to him, and when.
How much is car insurance for teenagers these days?
THAT millstone is around my neck no matter what I do.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 24, 2023 01:28 AM (arMvX)
Sorry I was busy, late supper, trouble with the folks (clean up on aisle 5!), and then I was so dirty, I took a shower on a Thursday night.
Anyway, I saw Patrick McGoohan and Columbo were mentioned above. Patrick and Peter Falk were big buds, and McGoohan holds the record for the most number of guest murderer appearances, at four. He also directed a good number of Columbo episodes as well. Some overlap, he directed and murdered at the same time.
McGoohan's four murders were spread out, 2 during the '70s run, and two during the '90s run.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 01:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Contrive to have "a friend" let Little take the car for a spin.
If you've got a Cop friend, arrange to have a "traffic stop", and instead of a ticket, the cop hands over a Birthday Card with the Good News.
The fear and adrenaline rush will maybe help remind Little that he's driving a Hand Grenade?
And the thrill might remind him that not ALL cops are necessarily, exclusively, relentlessly, "bastards".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 01:33 AM (e6UQI)
Now, Jack Cassidy and Robert Culp were 3-time murders, all during the '70s. Culp played the father of the murderer in a '90s episode.
I love McGoohan and he did a good job in his various murderer roles, but the crown has to go to Jack Cassidy. Had Cassidy lived, he would've probably done some more in the '90s and held the record.
He was perfect to play the smary, oh so-sophisticated but utterly debauched cad type. A thin veneer of manners and taste covering a debauched narcissist.
Anyway, here's to Patrick McGoohan, Jack Cassidy, and Peter Faulk.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)
THAT millstone is around my neck no matter what I do.
Posted by: Weirddave
One day, Son will realize.
The realization will be "Holy Holy Fucking Fuck-that much? I guess my Dad really loves me after all
Posted by: Miklos speaks from Experience at March 24, 2023 01:36 AM (2hexI)
Peter Falk was planning on doing one last Columbo movie, but he got dementia and was too far gone. They attribute his dementia onset to general anesthesia used during some heavy oral surgery he needed. General anesthesia can do that in the elderly.
Anyway, there at the last, they say he didn't even know who Columbo was.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 01:39 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 24, 2023 01:40 AM (arMvX)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2023 01:42 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2023 01:43 AM (o0Fxd)
Another version of "All actors are in the closet and gay?"
---------------
Dear Fen just missed the whole point there, poor thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)
You're on the track with the "using it to teach" ploy.
DO IT.
The apparent "trauma" of the traffic stop will TOTALLY ERASE any "aw, what'chu guys UP to?" guessing on his part.
Especially if you act all the "oh GAWD, how'm I gonnna explain YOUR fck up to the cop, now?" role, while sitting in the right seat, trying not to laugh.
DO IT!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 01:45 AM (e6UQI)
Up in the OP.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 24, 2023 01:46 AM (arMvX)
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 24, 2023 01:46 AM (+I6Y/)
Crocs are not driving shoes, dude.
Garrett out front shoulda toldja.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 01:49 AM (e6UQI)
"Remember this: An ending is always the start of something new. Good night!” — Unknown
Love you guys!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2023 01:50 AM (MqU7S)
Convertible or Pickup
Or drive International Harvester to Farmers Market during Harvest Time
Posted by: Miklos has food for several and months at March 24, 2023 01:52 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Miklos figures they gettin' fancy up there at March 24, 2023 01:55 AM (2hexI)
No, I made Miley work the handle on the hand pump. And told her to keep up the pace, 'cause I need pressure, and don't want no tricklin'.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius
Now I need to wash my hair
Posted by: Miley's Revenge at March 24, 2023 01:58 AM (2hexI)
Well, knock on wood, I welded a filler disc hub for a little smooth harrow that Daddy broke off years ago. There at the last, he'd did a lot of tearing stuff up. It was sad, one time he hit the corner of a shed and broke off one of the posts. I heard him mutter under his breath, "Dammit, I just can't do anything any more...."
It was cast iron. And it's holding. It was more malleable cast iron, more easily weldable (but not for a novice). I found some nickel rods I had (well, Ni-55, an alloy of 55% nickel, rest Fe and traces of other stuff). The nickel keeps it from cracking (you can look up the metallurgy of that -- prevents Martensite formation, from all that damned carbon).
Hell, since I sort of bragged, it will break off soon, I imagine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 02:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley's Revenge© at March 24, 2023 02:02 AM (2hexI)
No direct experience, but I'd read that one thing of arc welding cast iron, was to torch heat it to a dull red, first.
Any truth to that rumor, or just redneck myth?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 02:04 AM (e6UQI)
---
When I see posts like this, I wonder how such a person finds herself at AoS of all fucking places on the internet.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2023 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2023 02:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Oh yes, preheating of cast iron is usually desirable. Getting it dull red, that high of a temperature, I don't know. I seem to remember maybe 800F, but that varies, IIRC.
Now, there are several types of cast iron, which I can't remember enough to try to tell, but there is one type I remember, white cast iron, which is basically un-weldable. Shit will crack no matter what you do.
There are some casting configurations, like pulleys (round, with spokes) that are pretty much un-weldable as well. Damn thing will crack at the spoke every time -- it has to do with the stresses due to the shape during cooling.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 02:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklsbot has been here for years already at March 24, 2023 02:10 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: publius
That's what she said!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Maybe ask some Newlyweds
Posted by: Miklos is far too shy at March 24, 2023 02:12 AM (2hexI)
Reference. White cast-iron is the common footrest on a Barber's Chair.
It is a beautiful, lustrous metal, and I wish it was found in more places!
Kind of like "German Silver" found in many custom knife bolsters and hilts. Silver, with a heathy dosage of nickel. It'll dull, but never, ever tarnish. Love it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 02:13 AM (e6UQI)
Now, the Ni-55 rods claim pre-heating is not necessary, but I always preheat. Get it spit-sizzling hot at least.
Oh, and nickel rods are getting expensive as hell. $50/lb+, and that's in bull, 10 lb containers.
They sell 1 lb containers, and you'll pay a lot more than $50 for those.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 02:13 AM (Mzdiz)
If the 800 degrees I remember was 800C, and not F, then that would be "dull red" temp, but I don't think the preheat is that hot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 02:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius
That "One pound container" was the pickup line that got me Darleen.
Posted by: Miklos has misty water coloured memories at March 24, 2023 02:17 AM (2hexI)
Lincoln says preheat temp range is 500 - 1200F, depending:
https://tinyurl.com/2nb3vplg
If you weren't using nickel rods, but using some other (you can get away with stainless steel rods, even high-alloy), then preheating is a must, as well as knowing what the hell you're doing. I wouldn't attempt to weld it without nickel rods.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 02:18 AM (Mzdiz)
Did I tell you abut my friend Nelson who wanted to build an enhanced V-2, and found that the military bases are required by Law to help?
Posted by: Off the shelf component Miklos at March 24, 2023 02:21 AM (2hexI)
I remember something about that, but my BAC was very non-zero. Thought maybe I hallucinated it or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 02:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Behold that phase diagram of the system Fe-C, ahron and carbon, called steel and then cast iron:
https://tinyurl.com/2gggqwj5
That ain't simple at all. All the vagaries of steel, but not all are 'splained by that. Ahron and the "alloy" with carbon exist in many solid-state phases at different temperatures.
Note that "cast iron" is iron with a hell of a lot of carbon in it, over 2%. You can look up the exact value.
Austenite, pearlite, cementite, lebeburite.
"Marensite" is quenched austenite. That stuff will be rock hard, and brittle. Heat treating and all that for harndess is all about getting the right ratios of martensite.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 02:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Austenite and Martensite are named after some BFD metallurgists of old, what figured all this shit out.
Austen was a Brit, I think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 02:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Nope, ain't gonna look any of that up. FAR above my welding pay grade. I see cast iron, and I'm going to call on a WELDER, and not my shade-tree ass.
That said, I just did complete a fairly complex steel gate framework to support a wooden veneer gates and fence installation.
MisHum has the pics and narrative. What he does with them henceforth, is up to him.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 02:37 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2023 02:37 AM (dvbwR)
Now, if'n you think Fe-C is complicated, start adding other alloying elements in like Nickel, Chromium, Moly-be-damned, etc, etc.
Now, when them get in the right proportions, you make the Austenite phase stable at room temperature. Some of that is stainless steel, austenitic stainless steel.
Oh, and just reading some other stuff. With the high nickle rods, what claim preheating isn't necessary, good practice recommends heating to at least 100F.
So, with nickel rods, "spit-sizzling hot" is the ticket.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 02:38 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2023 02:39 AM (VwHCD)
The SR-71 had a subtle claim to fame. Scratch the titanium skin with a chrome-vanadium tool, and watch what happens next!
Related? My Total Titanium Taurus 85, .38 spl revolver.
There is a reason I've not tuned it's trigger. I lack the proper tools with which to touch to the gun.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 02:42 AM (e6UQI)
So, with nickel rods, "spit-sizzling hot" is the ticket.
Posted by: publius, Rascally
Nickel Rod sounds like Perfessional Rassler
Posted by: Miklos still is a Rufus R Freight Train Jones fan at March 24, 2023 02:43 AM (2hexI)
I'm pouring the bourbon, if you are. And I'm four shots ahead of you, here.
Dare ya!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 02:44 AM (e6UQI)
BTW, stainless steel was discovered quite by accident. Some of the BFD metallurgists were working on some steel alloying looking for some properties. One alloy didn't have the properties they were looking for, so they threw it out in the yard.
A while later, they noticed it hadn't rusted. A light bulb went off....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 02:48 AM (Mzdiz)
Miklosian forces have made tiny, but strategic defensive advances.
Posted by: Miklos is not authorized at March 24, 2023 02:49 AM (2hexI)
It was cast iron. And it's holding.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 02:00
Awsome family farm story, thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2023 02:50 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: publius
Honorary Citizenship AWARDED
Posted by: Bessemer Alabama at March 24, 2023 02:51 AM (2hexI)
Harry Brearly. The discoverer (not inventor, as he wasn't trying) of stainless steel. He was looking to make a wear resistant alloy for gun barrels.
One of his attempts didn't rust. He forgot about the gun barrel thing after that.
It was 12.8% Chromium. No nickel. That came later.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 02:55 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Farmer
Yo mama so fat, Publius got machines for that.
LARGE machines
MULTI TON MACHINES
Even bigger than YO FAT MAMA
Posted by: Bessemer Miklos, on guitar up at Muscle Shoals at March 24, 2023 02:56 AM (2hexI)
When welding stainless steels (austenitic variety, others will be involved and do other shit), your big enemy is the dreaded carbide precipitation.
That can be a problem. All that phase-diagram shit 'splains that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Not bigger than Stacey Abrams. My biggest tractor would be squashed like bug.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)
And work the hand pump. No dribblin.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2023 03:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Barak Obama and Joe Biden walk into a bar....
1. and it was a gay bar!
Dumb, but made me chuckle anyways
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2023 03:04 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Lousy Case Quarter Miklos at March 24, 2023 03:05 AM (2hexI)
I'm not sure how to respond to that B Miklos. And what the heck are you doing at Muscle Shoals?
Posted by: Farmer at March 24, 2023 03:05 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
*looks carefully at the marinara that is fated to be dinner in Saturnsday*
Posted by: Miklos is the King of Linguine at March 24, 2023 03:07 AM (2hexI)
Another sorta brag welding story. I welded a stainless steel applicator (sprayer) tank. 500 gal. The thing was made out of two main pieces, welded seam down the middle (and end caps welded on, too).
That middle seam sprung a leak. All those corrosive chemicals ate a little hole right down that bead for a foot or so.
I welded that. And it held, didn't leak. Me and Daddy worked all afternoon one day, when I was in my 30s on that. We patched that seam with about a 6" strip of stainless, and I welded that patch in. Now, stainless' thermal conductivity is low, and it will buck like hell when welding thing strips. So Daddy had the idea of putting the patch piece on, then getting chain, and tightening it down with chain tighteners to keep it from bucking.
That worked. I welded it with stick, using 3/32" 309L-16 rods. DC, not AC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 03:09 AM (Mzdiz)
Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
Posted by: Ronnie Van Zant, with his hat at March 24, 2023 03:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Farmer
Recording a Tribute album with Delbert McClinton
Posted by: Miklos has more rhythm than most White Boys at March 24, 2023 03:10 AM (2hexI)
Now, that patch I made didn't leak. I was proud.
I did have all kinds of carbide precipitation. That's what the 309L-16s compensate for. Or try to. The "L" means low carbon. The 309 means extry chrome (and nickle), the idea is to add more chrome to make up for what precipitates out, and the L means added no more carbon to the filler to make it worse.
The problem with the carbide precipitation is the HAZ, the heat-affected zone right next to the weld. This area doesn't melt, but gets very hot, and that causes all sorts of phase changes and shit.
Too much carbide precipitation there, and you lose your corrosion resistance in the HAZ. It will rust and spring a leak right next to the bead.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 03:14 AM (Mzdiz)
Try telling Marleen that
Posted by: Miklos tries to talk Sense at March 24, 2023 03:16 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2023 03:16 AM (Mzdiz)
We'll be canning quarts of that, this year.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I kinda hate opening it, because that was planned as a Special Treat in the Burning Times.
Nope
Eat, and eat good.
One can take that Deferred Gratification business only so far.
Posted by: Reformed Protestant Miklos at March 24, 2023 03:22 AM (2hexI)
That's exactly what happened with that factory weld on the stainless tank. The HAZ was compromised, and corroded, and started leaking. Took years and years, but that's where it failed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 24, 2023 03:22 AM (Mzdiz)
But it seems like a nice deal for these parts at $225,000.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2023 03:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius,
I kan Haz?
Posted by: Miklos, on behalf of the highly competent brothers Alf and Ralph at March 24, 2023 03:26 AM (2hexI)
Speaking of which, I'm working on the final tube of Kalles. Best before the end of May, and I want to do it justice. Thank you again for that lovely treat.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2023 03:27 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
But I would need a job to pay for it.
Posted by: Miklos notes that Clempson is HIRING at March 24, 2023 03:28 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Lovely lady, lovely treat.
Also your Mister stays up all night and does not shoot me.
Bonus Hospitality Points.
Posted by: makes sense to Miklos at March 24, 2023 03:30 AM (2hexI)
Joy Behar is going to be so upset tomorrow. Just another Trump tease.
By the way, if there are any of you out there hoping for a dignified DeSantis presidency without drama, faggeddaboudit. I swear that man is a tarbaby.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2023 03:35 AM (Mzdiz)
At that price, I would be looking for about 20 acres.
Hell, I've been looking at TN acreage at that value with full houses, water n' 'lectric , right THAR.
Those would be an hour out of "town" prices. Town, as defined as decent groceries, Dr.s, lawyers, other professional services.
I need land to support a 30'x40' work shop, and a private rifle range. Nothing less shall suffice.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 03:35 AM (e6UQI)
Bonus Hospitality Points.
Posted by: makes sense to Miklos at March 24, 2023 03:30 AM (2hexI)
Hey, when a guest invites me to tell him when it's time to stop drinking and go to bed, he's welcome to stay up all damn night.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2023 03:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Jim
And a lake.
Boats can float or sink on fresh water too.
Posted by: Miklos likes to be in, on, or near water at March 24, 2023 03:38 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Like this?
https://tinyurl.com/mtvhwhfz
Posted by: Miklos done kicked off his boots at March 24, 2023 03:42 AM (2hexI)
Nah. Machine tools need to sit on solid land, solid slabs, solid foundations.
I'll happily SLEEP aboard ship on the water. Even an inland lake.
The tools though, will know stability, steadiness, strength.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galvezzzz....
...nite, horde!
Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2023 03:44 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Miklos causes no more problems than usual at March 24, 2023 03:45 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: don't think El Mikloso did not notice at March 24, 2023 03:51 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2023 03:57 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: GoFundThese at March 24, 2023 04:00 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 04:03 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: As if Miklos' opinion matters at March 24, 2023 04:04 AM (2hexI)
Horror.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Girl
Back
Off
Posted by: Marie Laveau at March 24, 2023 04:06 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Fetterman's MD at March 24, 2023 04:10 AM (2hexI)
Horror.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Girl
Back
Off
Posted by: Marie Laveau at March 24, 2023
***
Another man done gone --!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 04:11 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2023 04:12 AM (xhxe8)
So
I guess a Political Career is Right Out.
Posted by: Lil' Miklos wsa told he could be President, or Senator one day at March 24, 2023 04:14 AM (2hexI)
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