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Allegation: Hunter Biden Has a Mole in the FBI Codenamed "One-Eye" Who Keeps Him and His Communist Chinese Business Partners Informed of Possible FBI Action Against Them

The allegations are from the gun-runner recently arrested in Cyprus, who has claimed his arrest was arranged for purely political reasons, to take him off the chessboard.

Jazz Shaw writes:

This may sound crazy, but the more we learn about Luft's history, the more plausible the story becomes. He was verifiably tied to Chinese energy company CEFC and that's a name that has shown up repeatedly in the Laptop From Hell. He cited specific amounts of money being paid to both Hunter and Jim Biden.

Luft is claiming that Hunter's business partner, CEFC chairman Ye Jianming, told him that they learned of the ongoing investigations from "One-Eye" who was a well-connected FBI agent (or former agent). They had paid One-Eye handsomely to keep them in the loop. Luft provided details of millions of dollars in payments to Jim and Hunter Biden, along with the reasons for those payments.

While the guy may be making this story up, it seems incontestable that he is part of Hunter Biden's orbit, and part of the Chinese Communist Party's orbit too. (Because those two orbits are, of course, the same orbit.)

Miranda Divine for the NY Post:

Hunter Biden had an FBI mole named "One-Eye" who tipped off his Chinese business partners that they were under investigation, according to an Israeli energy expert arrested in Cyprus last month on gunrunning charges.

The House Oversight Committee is investigating the explosive claims by Dr. Gal Luft, a former Israel Defense Forces lieutenant colonel with deep intelligence ties in Washington and Beijing, who says he was arrested to stop him from revealing what he knows about the Biden family and FBI corruption -- details he told the Department of Justice in 2019, which he says it ignored.

Luft, 56, first made the claims on Feb. 18 on Twitter, after being detained at a Cyprus airport as he prepared to board a plane to Israel.

"I've been arrested in Cyprus on a politically motivated extradition request by the U.S. The U.S., claiming I'm an arms dealer. It would be funny if it weren't tragic. I've never been an arms dealer.

"DOJ is trying to bury me to protect Joe, Jim, and Hunter Biden.

"Shall I name names?"

A red flag in this story is that it seems this arrest did not stop Luft from ratting out Hunter Biden. In fact, the arrest provoked him into ratting out Biden.

So I don't know if the arrest was politically motivated -- or if Luft is just blackmailing Joe Biden into letting him go, by threatening to tell all about his crackhead influence-peddling meth-mouth son.

But even if his goal is blackmail -- that doesn't mean his blackmail information is false.


Hunter Biden had an FBI mole named "One-Eye" who tipped off his Chinese business partners that they were under investigation, according to reports.

The House Oversight Committee is investigating the explosive claims by Dr. Gal Luft, who says he was arrested to stop him from revealing what he knew about the Biden family and FBI corruption.


Luft remains in jail awaiting extradition to the US over what he says are trumped-up charges of arms trafficking to China and Libya, and violations of the Foreign Agents Registration Act.


That does stink of Regime corruption, and a political prosecution. All FARA prosecutions are completely political.

The Foreign Agents Registration Act, FARA, is what the Regime uses against its foes while permitting all of its allies to work for the benefit of foreign tyrants and gansters without registering.

Why isn't Hunter Biden being arrested for FARA violations?

You know why.


Through his American lawyer, Robert Henoch, Luft said he tried four years ago to inform the DOJ that Chinese state-controlled energy company CEFC had paid $100,000 a month to President Biden's son Hunter and $65,000 to Joe's brother Jim, in exchange for their FBI connections and use of the Biden name to promote China's Belt and Road Initiative around the world.

Luft learned about the scheme through his own relationship with Hunter's Chinese business partners, Patrick Ho and Ye Jianming, the chairman of CEFC.
Ye Jianming, former chairman of the Shanghai-based CEFC China Energy conglomerate.

Luft said he tried to inform the DOJ that CEFC paid Hunter $65,000 in exchange for his FBI connections and to use the Biden name.

From 2015 to 2018, Luft organized international energy conferences in partnership with Ho's think tank, the nonprofit China Energy Fund Committee (CEFC-USA), a front organization for Ye's CEFC.

Ye confided to Luft that Hunter had an informant in the FBI "or formerly of the bureau, extremely well placed, who they paid lots of money to [provide] sealed law enforcement information," says Henoch.

The FBI mole was called "One-Eye."

"One-Eye" told Ye that the Southern District of New York was investigating him and/or Ho in late 2017, and that "an Asian, an African, and a Jewish guy" were named on a sealed indictment, says Henoch.

Read the rest at the link.

Posted by: Ace at 01:20 PM




Comments

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1 You know this is true.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 01:22 PM (BRHaw)

2 Would love to see their communications:

"One-eye to Brown-eye... do you copy?"

Posted by: 496 at March 23, 2023 01:22 PM (OjJHj)

3 Wouldn’t put it past them at this point.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2023 01:22 PM (u73oe)

4 "This isn't illegal! This is a moral good! But Drumpf!"
-DU

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

5 ONE informant?!

The supposed name "one-eye" is cutesy though...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 23, 2023 01:23 PM (llON8)

6 I thought one-eye is what dudes called their dicks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 01:23 PM (DRSnL)

7 Dan Crenshaw has a side hustle?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 01:23 PM (OgrpQ)

8 Luft is claiming that Hunter's business partner, CEFC chairman Ye Jianming, told him that they learned of the ongoing investigations from "One-Eye" who was a well-connected FBI agent (or former agent). They had paid One-Eye handsomely to keep them in the loop. Luft provided details of millions of dollars in payments to Jim and Hunter Biden, along with the reasons for those payments.
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This would surprise me a little bit. Well, it would surprise me if this is the way anything works now. Not that the Bidens are getting advanced notice of any investigations or whatever, but that the Bidens have to pay for it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)

9 There used to be a dude working at the Sears Auto dept we called Goodeye.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 01:23 PM (BRHaw)

10 Read the rest at the link.

Posted by: Ace

No. This breaks the sacred trust of content reading in search of a first!

Posted by: micky at March 23, 2023 01:24 PM (3byMq)

11 One-Eye? That guy's a dick!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 01:24 PM (Wnv9h)

12 "One-Eye" told Ye that the Southern District of New York was investigating him and/or Ho in late 2017, and that "an Asian, an African, and a Jewish guy" were named on a sealed indictment, says Henoch.
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This sounds like the start of the Saturday Night Joke....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 01:24 PM (YIVH2)

13 Let the "brown eye" jokes begin.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 01:24 PM (eOEVl)

14 So I don't know if the arrest was politically motivated -- or if Luft is just blackmailing Joe Biden into letting him go, by threatening to tell all about his crackhead influence-peddling meth-mouth son.

But even if his goal is blackmail -- that doesn't mean his blackmail information is false.

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Right. The odds are good that it *isn't* false. Blackmail without true material is a very risky operation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:24 PM (t0OGg)

15 >>> 11 One-Eye? That guy's a dick!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 01:24 PM (Wnv9h)

Missed your chance, you could've socked as Brown-Eye.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 23, 2023 01:25 PM (llON8)

16 One Eye?

Hair lip!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 01:25 PM (ZLI7S)

17 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 01:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

18 Start the death clock on this dude. He has a date with some Cypriot strangler tonight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2023 01:25 PM (oINRc)

19 This guys suicide will be epic...

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2023 01:25 PM (yezA1)

20 Today's conspiracy theory is tomorrow's common knowledge.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2023 01:25 PM (yQpMk)

21 One-eye? As in keep one-eye out for me?

or

One-eye as in that's my viking cosplay name?

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 01:26 PM (gmo/4)

22 Missed your chance, you could've socked as Brown-Eye.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 23, 2023 01:25 PM


I was going to sock Spicoli, but I figured someone would beat me to it by then.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 01:26 PM (Wnv9h)

23 20 Today's conspiracy theory is tomorrow's common knowledge.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2023 01:25 PM (yQpMk)

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So...you're saying that Buzz Aldrin has been lying for decades?!

I knew it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

24 Why isn't Hunter Biden being arrested for FARA violations?
You know why.

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Yup, and this is the most obvious double standard in play today. Double standards abound and examples are easy to find, but none of them are so simple, so easy to understand, or so egregious as this one is.

They destroyed Flynn's life over a *false* FARA violation. The word "FARA" has never even come up for Hunter Biden or anyone else in the clique.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)

25
(Because those two orbits are, of course, the same orbit.)

I think what your describing is a Venn diagram which is a diagram that Venns an overlap of two circles. This Venn diagram is a useful tool.

Posted by: Kameela Harris at March 23, 2023 01:26 PM (enJYY)

26 Dan Crenshaw works for the FBI, too?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 01:26 PM (ffbyg)

27 Deep throat, one-eye, brown-eye, fart clam.

Colorful

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 01:27 PM (gmo/4)

28 "One-Eye" told Ye that the Southern District of New York was investigating him and/or Ho in late 2017, and that "an Asian, an African, and a Jewish guy" were named on a sealed indictment, says Henoch.
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Geeze. Kanye continues to be the loosest cannon in the country...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg)

29 Quick, turn that Trump indictment back on!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 23, 2023 01:27 PM (2YtOq)

30 6 I thought one-eye is what dudes called their dicks.


yeah the dude probably has a big unit? maybe even bigger than McCrackhead's!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 23, 2023 01:27 PM (w0NJk)

31 Of course he does, his dad is running the FIB as a protection racket.

I rate this 100% true... but the name may not be "One Eye" but "Brown Eye." this is the degenerate and corrupt Biden family after all.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 23, 2023 01:27 PM (17s+e)

32 Dan Crenshaw works for the FBI, too?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 01:26 PM (ffbyg)

see @7, fist bump

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 01:27 PM (OgrpQ)

33 26 Dan Crenshaw works for the FBI, too?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 01:26 PM (ffbyg)
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He did a badass campaign commercial where things blew up, so he must be on the up-and-up

Posted by: 496 at March 23, 2023 01:27 PM (OjJHj)

34 yeah the dude probably has a big unit? maybe even bigger than McCrackhead's!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 23, 2023 01:27 PM (w0NJk)
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It's the FBI. Try the opposite. He probably has a thumb-sized pecker he calls "The Jackhammer."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:28 PM (t0OGg)

35 and that "an Asian, an African, and a Jewish guy" were named on a sealed indictment, says Henoch.

This indictment is a joke.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 01:28 PM (Wnv9h)

36 I thought one-eye is what dudes called their dicks.

One-eyed trouser snake is the full name.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 01:28 PM (eOEVl)

37 What do you want to bet he fatally stabs himself through an eye, just for a fun punchline?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2023 01:28 PM (oINRc)

38 This indictment is a joke.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 01:28 PM (Wnv9h)
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I will admit to having that same thought...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:28 PM (t0OGg)

39 Why would the smartest man Joey knows need a mole? Garland and Wray and unnamed person supposedly running this 'vestigation out of DE aren't going to be doing shinola.

Worst case he needs to buy some more judges.

Posted by: micky at March 23, 2023 01:28 PM (3byMq)

40 Ace, if you're around, you have a typo in a proper name.

It is not "Miranda Divine," it's "Miranda Devine."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:29 PM (t0OGg)

41 In the land of the FBI Blind, the One-Eye is King!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:29 PM (+lwg5)

42 Need to take a closer look at all one-eyed FBI officials.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2023 01:29 PM (ssESX)

43 40 Ace, if you're around, you have a typo in a proper name.

It is not "Miranda Divine," it's "Miranda Devine."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:29 PM (t0OGg)

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One eats dog shit off the ground.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

44 One eye, one eye.
Harelip, harelip!

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

45 The corruption proceeds apace.

Posted by: Emmie will be dancing to Flash Cadillac April 1 at March 23, 2023 01:29 PM (Emce2)

46 >>Allegation: Hunter Biden Has a Mole in the FBI Codenamed "One-Eye" Who Keeps Him and His Communist Chinese Business Partners Informed of Possible FBI Action Against Them


I believe this report down to meta-physical certainty.


The Biden family are vicious, corrupt animals.

They are everything they have alleged Trump to be.


Posted by: Thomas Bender - Trump Fanatic Since 2016, Now With More Fanaticisms at March 23, 2023 01:29 PM (up/3i)

47 It doesn't matter. If no one's going to act based on all the evidence that we already have from numerous, vetted sources, nothing's going to happen based on the word of a gun-runner.

Posted by: Xander Crews at March 23, 2023 01:29 PM (MpOGS)

48 2 Would love to see their communications:

"One-eye to Brown-eye... do you copy?"
Posted by: 496 at March 23, 2023 01:22 PM (OjJHj)

It's no...

Broadsword to Danny Boy... Broadsword to Danny Boy, over

Posted by: zomnbie Alistair McLean at March 23, 2023 01:30 PM (CCSxw)

49 I thought one-eye is what dudes called their dicks.

One-eyed trouser snake is the full name.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 01:28 PM (eOEVl)

This place never fails.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2023 01:30 PM (PyOKD)

50 Once the nicknames are out, the jig is up.

Posted by: Shrimp Boy at March 23, 2023 01:30 PM (Sv/Wh)

51 Depth perception is a bitch.

- the sayings of one-eye

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

52 A long, long time ago, I read a book by Alan Dean Foster that featured a one-eyed FBI agent as the main character.

Turned out his glass eye was a component in a spell meant to close a portal between our world and a hellish dimension.

Oh, and he lost the original eye while working undercover in white supremacist groups or something.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 01:30 PM (YIVH2)

53 49 I thought one-eye is what dudes called their dicks.

One-eyed trouser snake is the full name.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 01:28 PM (eOEVl)

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Have you also heard "one-eyed willy"?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2023 01:31 PM (ssESX)

54 52 A long, long time ago, I read a book by Alan Dean Foster that featured a one-eyed FBI agent as the main character.

Turned out his glass eye was a component in a spell meant to close a portal between our world and a hellish dimension.

Oh, and he lost the original eye while working undercover in white supremacist groups or something.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 01:30 PM (YIVH2)

=======

So, it was non-fiction?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

55 6 I thought one-eye is what dudes called their dicks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 01:23 PM (DRSnL)

I thought they called them "Lil' Stubby". Or is that just me?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 23, 2023 01:31 PM (Rl7KJ)

56 Once the nicknames are out, the jig is up.
Posted by: Shrimp Boy at March 23, 2023 01:30 PM


And gone!

Posted by: Josephus at March 23, 2023 01:31 PM (Wnv9h)

57 One eye with a mole? Guys got problems.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

58 Continuing the previous discussion about "ham n' eggers" and FBI agents such as Lady in Black's sister and her colleagues. I think there is a difference between a lot of regular agents and those in upper offices.

I know an FBI agent who specializes in financial crimes (money laundering, embezzlement, things like that). He's happy in that role, and I think most of his team is, too. Those types of agents aren't looking to climb the career ladder or transfer to high-profile divisions where their name will be in the papers. Their jobs pay well-enough to take care of their families, have good benefits, and retire with a comfortable TSP (federal government version of 401K) and small pension.

It's those who want to be Deputy so-and-sos or in charge of offices that are more likely to be political ass-kissers and eager to adopt whatever new leftist mantra that will enable them to climb to the top faster.

(pt 1)

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 01:31 PM (a/dOO)

59 So what? Nothing is going to happen.

Hunter could be raping and killing young boys in Satanic rituals and no one in Washington would do anything about it.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at March 23, 2023 01:31 PM (7co2l)

60 The one eye is brown. Repeat. The one eye is brown.

The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 23, 2023 01:31 PM (17s+e)

61 I thought they called them "Lil' Stubby". Or is that just me?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 23, 2023 01:31 PM (Rl7KJ)

elevator button

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 01:32 PM (OgrpQ)

62 FTA:
Luft claims he contacted the DOJ after Ho was jailed and federal investigators flew to Brussels to interview him for more than 18 hours on March 28 and 29, 2019.

But he never heard from them again — and less than four weeks later, Joe Biden announced he was running for president.

“The DOJ had this information in March 2019 and did nothing,” Henoch said this week from Israel, where he is fighting Luft’s extradition.

“Congress has the Biden bank records but it doesn’t know the reason for the payments. Now it does. The information that the whistleblower Dr. Luft gave the DOJ four years ago is the missing link for the reason behind the China-Biden money transfers. Clearly, this is explosive stuff.”


The assertion is that Hunter was a conduit. The money went to him and his uncle for "legal counsel" for CCP-connected Chinese nationals, but that much of the money was shunted into buying information and influence within the FBI during the Trump administration. At least, that's my read of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:32 PM (t0OGg)

63 Hunter is rough and depraved, a shameless self-promoter and confidence man. If he were dope-clean and sober he could be even more dangerous. Or maybe not.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 23, 2023 01:32 PM (5MGmV)

64 Old One-Eye

A siren call for Moron comedy.
May become a style book entry.

Posted by: DaveA at March 23, 2023 01:32 PM (FhXTo)

65 "Mole" = Head of the FBI calling him up daily.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2023 01:32 PM (N1tpc)

66 "One-Eye" told Ye...

Damn, Kanye is caught up in this too?

Posted by: Inogame at March 23, 2023 01:32 PM (53oGX)

67 It is not "Miranda Divine," it's "Miranda Devine."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:29 PM (t0OGg)

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About a year ago, a commenter made a reference to the "Devine Comedy" (and I couldn't resist retorting that I'd just seen Devine Comedy open for Carrot Top that past weekend at the Luxor Lounge in Vegas).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:32 PM (+lwg5)

68 So, it was non-fiction?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)
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Well, the FBI agent was decidedly the good guy of the story, so no, I guess it was all just fiction.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 01:32 PM (YIVH2)

69 I know a surfer with one eye. He's always running everybody over.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

70 No real surprise here, if true. The FBI has cast its lot with the DNC/Industrial deep state complex.

Posted by: SMFH at March 23, 2023 01:32 PM (CEh/e)

71 One eye? Sounds like a snake.

Posted by: Just sayin' at March 23, 2023 01:33 PM (qVELc)

72 This one might actually result in action, the FBI won't care for a spy in their midst.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 01:33 PM (0hOvj)

73

Want to play hide and seek?

Posted by: One-eyed Trouser Mouse at March 23, 2023 01:33 PM (BUtu8)

74 6 I thought one-eye is what dudes called their dicks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 01:23 PM (DRSnL)
===

The one eyed spitting trouser snake.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 23, 2023 01:33 PM (17s+e)

75 The one eye is brown. Repeat. The one eye is brown.

The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 23, 2023 01:31 PM (17s+e)

Stink Eye to Brown Eye. The deuce has dropped. Repeat. The deuce has dropped.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2023 01:33 PM (PyOKD)

76 It doesn't matter. If no one's going to act based on all the evidence that we already have from numerous, vetted sources, nothing's going to happen based on the word of a gun-runner.

Posted by: Xander Crews at March 23, 2023 01:29 PM (MpOGS)

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Steiner will come ... and hell's coming with him!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:34 PM (+lwg5)

77 But...but... Ivanka sells perfume!

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

78 72 This one might actually result in action, the FBI won't care for a spy in their midst.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 01:33 PM (0hOvj)

========

"Everyone's doing it. Bob leaks to the WaPo reporter all the time while banging her in her squeakhole."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

79 2016: Trump is working for Russia...that's treason!

2020: So Biden is getting paid off by China. We want Americans to succeed don't we?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 01:34 PM (lc5cP)

80 I know a surfer with one eye.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 01:32 PM (v0R5T)


Do you know a horse with no name?

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 01:34 PM (gmo/4)

81 Start the death clock on this dude. He has a date with some Cypriot strangler tonight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2023 01:25 PM (oINRc)
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Thimon the Thaduthee Thtrangler.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 23, 2023 01:34 PM (2hlEI)

82 ... It's those who want to be Deputy so-and-sos or in charge of offices that are more likely to be political ass-kissers and eager to adopt whatever new leftist mantra that will enable them to climb to the top faster. ...
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 01:31 PM (a/dOO)
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I don't doubt that. But the institution is so rotten that they're the only ones in play. In order to rise, you *must* be awful. In order to keep your job, you must go along with the awfulness.

The guy who's happy going after paper hangers may not be a bad guy, but he will - when ordered - go after innocent people too, if demanded by their corrupt and shitty bosses. Any FBI agent who's a good guy is merely a good guy for now. Not necessarily because they *want* to be bad, but they absolutely *will* be bad when ordered to do so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:34 PM (t0OGg)

83 40 It is not “Miranda Divine,” it’s “Miranda Devine.”


You’re Carmen across as a stickler, Mannix.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 01:34 PM (ffbyg)

84 Start the death clock on this dude. He has a date with some Cypriot strangler tonight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2023 01:25 PM (oINRc)
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Thimon the Thaduthee Thtrangler.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 23, 2023 01:34 PM


They call him Brian, actually.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 01:35 PM (Wnv9h)

85 or this is just another psy-op provocation. Or it's a counter-psy-op. Or a counter-counter psy-op...

As much as I hate Phillip K. Dick, that fucker had some insight.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2023 01:35 PM (jzzG8)

86 I'm Like A One-Eyed Cat, Peepin' In A Sea-Food Store

Posted by: Bill Haley at March 23, 2023 01:35 PM (t4BDZ)

87 Is this about me?

Posted by: Cotton eyed Joe at March 23, 2023 01:35 PM (qVELc)

88 An FBI agent with one eye? As if they don't already have enough trouble finding their car keys.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

89 And gone!
Posted by: Josephus at March 23, 2023 01:31 PM (Wnv9h)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 01:35 PM (DRSnL)

90 They call him Brian, actually.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 01:35 PM (Wnv9h)
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Welease him!

Posted by: 496 at March 23, 2023 01:36 PM (3meCg)

91 This "one-eye" guy sounds like a real dick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 01:36 PM (UuD2k)

92 Biden Crime Family is part of the Chinese Communists Paet

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2023 01:36 PM (fxiNq)

93 Afternoon.

Whoever gets the Republican nomination needs, I means absolutely gol'durned effin *needs*, to run on an anti-corruption platform. The Bidette Admin is crooked to its core and that needs to be highlighted at every single opportunity. Then they need to connect that to reform of the civil service. It goes hand in hand with anti-corruption.

Fuck these motherfuckers. Fuck 'em all right in the goat ass.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 01:36 PM (1Yy3c)

94 "I've been arrested in Cyprus on a politically motivated extradition request by the U.S. The U.S., claiming I'm an arms dealer. It would be funny if it weren't tragic. I've never been an arms dealer."

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Can we trade him to Putin in exchange for a black tranny drug-running basketball player?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:36 PM (+lwg5)

95 An FBI agent with one eye? As if they don't already have enough trouble finding their car keys.
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)
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They have non-college-educated workaday schlubs running the motor pool, so the keys are always able to be located.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)

96 This one might actually result in action, the FBI won't care for a spy in their midst.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 01:33 PM (0hOvj)
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Maybe. Though why the Bidens felt they needed to be kept "in the loop" by a spy seems a little farfetched. Surely they could have gotten whatever they wanted just by asking.

Unless they felt that the FBI at the time was under Hillary's thumb and therefore wanted an inside man to keep them apprised of what Hillary's people were up to.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 01:36 PM (YIVH2)

97 I see it in my job (federal but nothing close to FBI). I'm reluctantly going for a promotion because my current supervisor is a psychopath who can never keep staff more than 2 years before they either retire or leave the agency altogether. I could have applied for promotion sooner, but I was happy in my official role even though I'm fulfilling duties that are more normally associated with one or two levels higher. 2 years with this supervisor makes one go to drastic measures, though.

Why didn't I apply for promotion sooner? Part of it is that the higher you go, the more you're expected to rah-rah for LGBTQIA+, put pronouns in your email signatures, and participate in all of that b.s.. And this occurs whether or not there's a GOP or a Democrat administration. So, to the degree that the FBI resembles my agency, you want to keep and promote those who don't want promotion, not those jockeying for more power. It's a lot like elected offices, including the Presidency. To the degree someone wants to be President, I don't trust them to be President.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 01:36 PM (a/dOO)

98 What are you guys talkin' about?! Conspiracy theories, probably treasonous ones, that's what.

Get back to being Great Americans, and celebrate patriotism, and sacred Democracy, and ham & eggs, and freedom, and the process, and Boy Scouts, and motherhood, and domestic intelligence agents who love you.

This isn't a movie. If any of you want to live to see another precious dawn, you don't have a hope without the kind of Top Men you find at the FBI and in gay pornos, or both.

Posted by: Special Agent Jack Polyphemus at March 23, 2023 01:37 PM (oINRc)

99 D.C. = District of Corruption.

Posted by: We all know it at March 23, 2023 01:37 PM (qVELc)

100 What's his cut....5%?

Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2023 01:38 PM (AwYPR)

101 One-Eye and Deep Throat. They need a new motif.

Posted by: Roy at March 23, 2023 01:38 PM (ezybl)

102 Off topic but amusing as all get out.

Guitar World: Wolfgang Van Halen teases name change to Wolfgang Led Zeppelin following accusations he’s trading on the Van Halen surname

https://tinyurl.com/ycxvykz3

Wolfe is a pretty damn good kid. It's an amusing story, totally worth the read. Totally worth being linked in a Quick Hits post, too. *Wink*

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 01:38 PM (1Yy3c)

103 Posted by: Special Agent Jack Polyphemus at March 23, 2023 01:37 PM

Yeah, right.

Posted by: Odyseus at March 23, 2023 01:38 PM (Wnv9h)

104 Oh by the way, just one more question before I go. This "One Eye" nickname, does that seem funny to you?

Posted by: Peter Falk at March 23, 2023 01:39 PM (1sGER)

105 Start the death clock on this dude. He has a date with some Cypriot strangler tonight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2023 01:25 PM (oINRc)

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Gal Luft Didn't Kill Himself.

And One-Eye Didn't Choke Himself to Death.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:39 PM (+lwg5)

106 "One-eye to Brown-eye... do you copy?"
Posted by: 496 at March 23, 2023 01:22 PM (OjJHj)
________________

"I read you 5 x 5, One-eye." - Mayor Buttplug

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 01:39 PM (MZImN)

107 Perhaps it escaped your attention, but Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2023 01:39 PM (u73oe)

108 In the land of the blind, the one eyed man gets away with a lot of crap.

Posted by: SarahW at March 23, 2023 01:39 PM (g1vnC)

109 Maybe. Though why the Bidens felt they needed to be kept "in the loop" by a spy seems a little farfetched. Surely they could have gotten whatever they wanted just by asking.

Unless they felt that the FBI at the time was under Hillary's thumb and therefore wanted an inside man to keep them apprised of what Hillary's people were up to.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 01:36 PM (YIVH2)
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This allegedly happened during the Trump administration, after Trump told the DoJ to go harder on CCP cut-outs in the US. That order was not entirely ignored, and the money coming into the Bidens from Red China was during that period, when they were officially acting as counsel for various Chinese nationals who were alleged CCP operators.

That adds some context to the allegation. This was an FBI going after Chinese influence (however half-heartedly) and Hunter was the middle man between the Chinese and the FBI moles who were leaking information so the Chinese spies could get out ahead of it (or just leave the country, when needed).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:39 PM (t0OGg)

110 88 An FBI agent with one eye?
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Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)


That makes sense to me. Two eyes would be FBII.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 23, 2023 01:40 PM (ZENgc)

111 This really makes you wonder what it's going to take for the lid to finally blow off of the pressure cooker full of shit that is The Junta.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 01:40 PM (Xrfse)

112 Everything else has been true. I believe this. There is only one side of this story who are proven liars.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 01:40 PM (aylmF)

113 This whole spy thing sounds almost as made-up as one of Biden's stories.

Posted by: Roy at March 23, 2023 01:40 PM (ezybl)

114 The country’s largest unfinished firearm parts maker is no longer subject to President Biden’s ban on homemade gun kits.

On Sunday, Judge Reed O’Connor of the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Texas, a George W. Bush appointee, decided the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosive (ATF) can’t enforce its new “ghost gun” rule against Polymer80. He found the ATF exceeded its authority when it attempted to reinterpret what constitutes a firearm in order to restrict sales of unfinished parts and homemade gun kits.

“The Final Rule’s redefinition of “frame or receiver” conflicts with the statute’s plain meaning. The definition of ‘firearm’ in the Gun Control Act does not cover all firearm parts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 01:40 PM (BRHaw)

115 An FBI agent with one eye?
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Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 01:35 PM


We have him looking for the one-armed man.

Posted by: The FIB at March 23, 2023 01:41 PM (Wnv9h)

116 Whoever gets the Republican nomination needs, I means absolutely gol'durned effin *needs*, to run on an anti-corruption platform.
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Whoa there son, not so fast!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 23, 2023 01:41 PM (fs1hN)

117 Maybe. Though why the Bidens felt they needed to be kept "in the loop" by a spy seems a little farfetched.

It suggests that maybe the rot isn't as bad as we think?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 01:41 PM (0hOvj)

118 It's very possibly a "good grift".

[Reflects that it sounds like the Peanuts phrase.]

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 01:41 PM (krQz2)

119 60 The one eye is brown. Repeat. The one eye is brown.
__________

One eye is brown and the other eye is blue. It's the way I roll.

Posted by: A Blue Heeler at March 23, 2023 01:41 PM (gf7Ez)

120 "One-eye?" They've never heard of "Cyclops?" They need to start reading a higher level of comic books.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (MZImN)

121 Two eyes would be FBII.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 23, 2023 01:40 PM (ZENgc)

Okay. I laughed at that one.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (a/dOO)

122 What's keeping a local DA from a red state from prosecuting Hunter Biden for FARA violations? Alvin Bragg showed us there are new rules and new norms.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (rYSaN)

123 I see Paris is on fire.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (DnRmW)

124 Here's an idea: close down the DOJ and FBI. If you really want them to exist, start over with all new employees. 100% corrupt.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (lTGtQ)

125 123 I see Paris is on fire.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (DnRmW)

Ramadan?

Posted by: Roy at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (ezybl)

126 Freeh is one eye.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (aylmF)

127 123 I see Paris is on fire.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (DnRmW)

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"Fucking finally..."
-Hitler

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

128 Guitar World: Wolfgang Van Halen teases name change to Wolfgang Led Zeppelin following accusations he’s trading on the Van Halen surname

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 01:38 PM (1Yy3c)

Well, it is his name.

Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (AwYPR)

129 Is the Kari Lake win enough to unravel the fraud?

They're spinning it as they will get their chance at the trial court to expose that.

Rotten cynicism says the trial court will summarily dismiss that without allowing further evidence with some paper-thin bullshit like, "not significant enough to change the outcome of the election."

You know, the same way all the courts have dealt with Republican election fraud: "We're not going to look at the proof, we're not, because even if we did, we know it's not enough"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (/LGx4)

130 One-Eye and Deep Throat. They need a new motif.

Posted by: Roy at March 23, 2023 01:38 PM (ezybl)

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Out: Deep State.
In: Deep Eye (conjures up appropriate images of Sauron).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (+lwg5)

131 Some guys call their penis "One Eye." Just saying.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

132
uh, my-uh eyes don't work any-uh,, more

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (vwCZJ)

133 122 What's keeping a local DA from a red state from prosecuting Hunter Biden for FARA violations? Alvin Bragg showed us there are new rules and new norms.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (rYSaN)

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New rules and new norms only apply to Trump and no other.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (5MGmV)

134 One eye? Are they sure it isn't wood-eye?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (aylmF)

135 123 I see Paris is on fire.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (DnRmW)

They call it flambe.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (UuD2k)

136 Maybe. Though why the Bidens felt they needed to be kept "in the loop" by a spy seems a little farfetched. Surely they could have gotten whatever they wanted just by asking.
_____________

That would leave a trail. This way they could get informed without any apparent involvement on their part.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (MZImN)

137 It was a mis-translation....

the informer is "Brown Eye."

Posted by: sven at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (Lzpvj)

138 One-eye, two-eye, red-eye, blue-eye


- Dr. Seuss, FBI Labs

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 01:44 PM (gmo/4)

139 129 Rotten cynicism says the trial court will summarily dismiss that without allowing further evidence with some paper-thin bullshit like, "not significant enough to change the outcome of the election."

You know, the same way all the courts have dealt with Republican election fraud: "We're not going to look at the proof, we're not, because even if we did, we know it's not enough"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (/LGx4)

=======

My regular ingestion of black pills (licorice flavored) prevent me from hope.

And yet...

Nah. The black pills win. I miss being optimistic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

140 Old 80s joke:

What color were Christs Macauliffe’s eyes?

Blue: One blew left and one blew right.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 01:44 PM (ffbyg)

141 Gotta be McGonigal, right?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at March 23, 2023 01:44 PM (4fYsM)

142 131 Some guys call their penis "One Eye." Just saying.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

Just don't call him Johnson.

Posted by: Roy at March 23, 2023 01:44 PM (ezybl)

143 I see Paris is on fire.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (DnRmW)

Ramadan?
Posted by: Roy

A day ending in Y.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 01:44 PM (1Feb+)

144 Agent in charge: "Go tell the Bidens what we're up to."

One-eye: "Aye aye, sir."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 01:44 PM (MZImN)

145 This could be an interesting fall and winter, assuming the GOP in the house has the fortitude to actually hold hearings and the press has the money eye to report them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2023 01:44 PM (lTGtQ)

146 I see Paris is on fire.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (DnRmW)
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To the hilt(on).

You may groan.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 01:44 PM (krQz2)

147 I see Paris is on fire.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (DnRmW)


Is Paris burning? - Zombie Adolf

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 01:45 PM (gmo/4)

148 ... Why didn't I apply for promotion sooner? Part of it is that the higher you go, the more you're expected to rah-rah for LGBTQIA+, put pronouns in your email signatures, and participate in all of that b.s.. ...
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 01:36 PM (a/dOO)
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This happens in the private sector, too. My boss wants me to try to move up. I told him that I don't want employees to report to me, because I do not want to have to deal with all the DIE bullshit. Constant trumpeting of DIE crap. Not being allowed to hire or fire who I want because of DIE quotas. Deeper indoctrination in DIE seminars and whatnot. I just don't want to deal with that, and it goes with the package in my SV company.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 01:45 PM (t0OGg)

149 Just remember, Biden is very proud of his crack smoking son... as long as the money keeps rolling in.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2023 01:45 PM (VWp7G)

150 What color were Christs Macauliffe’s eyes?

Blue: One blew left and one blew right.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 01:44 PM (ffbyg)
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I didn't know Christ has Maccauliffe eyes.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 01:46 PM (krQz2)

151 143 I see Paris is on fire.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (DnRmW)

Ramadan?
Posted by: Roy

A day ending in Y.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 01:44 PM (1Feb+)

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Citizens of socialist country who have continually voted for more socialism discover that they have actually voted for capricious, centralized power instead of representative government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

152 Trent Kort? A famous Italian LEO/furniture mover pointed out His eyeball opens a lot of doors

Posted by: hurricane567@gmail.com at March 23, 2023 01:46 PM (BuVfc)

153 It makes me sick that a scumbag like Hunter Biden is where he is.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 23, 2023 01:46 PM (sI15f)

154 But of course.

The psychopath suspect who body-slammed and paralyzed an immigrant mother last month has had his bond cut in half after his lawyer argued it was too high

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 23, 2023 01:46 PM (Ucy3/)

155 "Who Keeps Him and His Communist Chinese Business Partners Informed of Possible FBI Action Against Them"

So, dude doesn't spend much time this whole "mole" gig, then.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2023 01:46 PM (OTzUX)

156 I'm waiting to see what "ham 'n egger" Hannity has to say about this "one-eye" dude.

In all seriousness tho' at this point anyone who still supports the eff bee eye is a fucking tool.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2023 01:46 PM (Q4IgG)

157 It was a mis-translation....

the informer is "Brown Eye."

Posted by: sven at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (Lzpvj)

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Could also be a mis-translation of "Stink Eye."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:46 PM (+lwg5)

158 Hey Gaetz, no budget until the house has impeachment hearings for Garland and the pretend president lined up. Shut it down until then.

There's your plan.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2023 01:47 PM (lTGtQ)

159 Let the "brown eye" jokes begin.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 01:24 PM


They make me blue.

Posted by: Crystal Gayle at March 23, 2023 01:47 PM (a3Q+t)

160 Any chance "one eye" is Peter Stzok? Or does the timeline not work? One eye could be a play on "five eyes." With the U.S. being one of the "eyes." Strzok was enough of an egomaniac to believe that he was "the U.S." or one of the eyes all by his amazing self.

Posted by: Bamanarama at March 23, 2023 01:47 PM (zV1uM)

161 153 It makes me sick that a scumbag like Hunter Biden is where he is.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 23, 2023 01:46 PM (sI15f)

ahem!

Posted by: Slick Willie - therapist at March 23, 2023 01:47 PM (ezybl)

162 It makes me sick that a scumbag like Hunter Biden is where he is.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 23, 2023 01:46 PM (sI15f)
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Smartest man Joe knows.

...

I still wonder how Obama took that.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 01:47 PM (krQz2)

163 I see Paris is on fire.


Yeah, I had to take out that stupid brat somehow.
— Hector

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 01:47 PM (ffbyg)

164 11 One-Eye? That guy's a dick!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

LOL
Exactly

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 23, 2023 01:48 PM (fUnHJ)

165 If you look at later pictures of louis freeh, he has ptosis of his left eye. Looks like it is always closed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 01:48 PM (aylmF)

166 I see Paris is on fire.
___

C'est bien.
*siroter cafe*

Posted by: The French at March 23, 2023 01:48 PM (fs1hN)

167 Jesse Kelly's video drips with contempt as he excoriates Trump for encouraging protesters if he is arrested -- when Trump has paid nothing to help the J6 protesters rotting in the gulag.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxktsxb

Posted by: JM in Florida, now Illinois at March 23, 2023 01:48 PM (AE0t9)

168 I am not surprised. Corruption runs much deeper and involves more politicians than just the Bidens. Just look who had fingers in Ukraine to get a taste.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

169 Well, we know "One-eye" is not Adam Schiff. His code name is "Bug-eye."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 01:48 PM (MZImN)

170 I see Paris is on fire.
___

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry retirees?

Posted by: Les Miserables at March 23, 2023 01:49 PM (fs1hN)

171 163 I see Paris is on fire.


Yeah, I had to take out that stupid brat somehow.
— Hector

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 01:47 PM (ffbyg)

So hectoring him wasn't enough?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

172 It makes me sick that a scumbag like Hunter Biden is where he is.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 23, 2023 01:46 PM (sI15f)

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They really should run him for POTUS in 2024, where he'll garner over 100 million "votes" ballots, just to keep kicking us in the head while pissing on us as we're drowning.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:49 PM (+lwg5)

173 158 Hey Gaetz, no budget until the house has impeachment hearings for Garland and the pretend president lined up. Shut it down until then.

There's your plan.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2023 01:47 PM (lTGtQ)

=========

I've been shitting on Gaetz, but in terms of actual influence of House policy, reps outside of leadership have little to no power. This amendment process is a nice bit of failure theater, but he can't do much within the power structures. He should be helping to build an alternate power structure, the basis of which is an alternate fundraising source that the RNC and RCCC can't touch that he could use to help fund like-minded GOP representatives to free them of the RNC, but...He's just advancing failure theater and will most likely just keep the money he raises for himself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

174 Citizens of socialist country who have continually voted for more socialism discover that they have actually voted for capricious, centralized power instead of representative government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:46 PM (LvTSG)
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Well, when you change the definition of every word on whim, "history" can't mean as much.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 01:49 PM (krQz2)

175 Louis Freeh:

https://tinyurl.com/3z25kdat

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 01:49 PM (aylmF)

176 So, dude doesn't spend much time this whole "mole" gig, then.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2023 01:46 PM (OTzUX)
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Probably a pretty cushy gig if you can get it. You just have to tell the Bidens that the FBI "might be opening an investigation" every couple of months. Then you can go back to your regular job of hassling law-abiding Americans. Either way, you'll draw a handsome paycheck (or cash, in the Bidens case).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 01:49 PM (YIVH2)

177 Oops, “Christa,” not “Christs.”

Blasphemous autocorrect.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 01:49 PM (ffbyg)

178 LOL, second comment with the Brown-eye.
Horde mind.

In other news, a stupid Britbox commercial is pushing some period piece with interracial lesbians.

Yeah, phrasing, but good grief they are trying to normalize deviants 24/7/365.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2023 01:50 PM (ufFY8)

179 174 Well, when you change the definition of every word on whim, "history" can't mean as much.
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 01:49 PM (krQz2)

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Great...what does capricious mean now? Is it some kind of spice? Is it the new word for saffron?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

180 @6 For sure, "Old one-eye" or "Polyphemus" is a pirate-era nickname for the penis. Very literary.
Yarrgh.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 01:50 PM (jYCXf)

181
Hunter has moles in the FBI.

The FBI has moles in the Proud Boys legal team.

Fuck, the Hoover Building must be barely standing, given the number of Talpidaean burrows in the foundation...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2023 01:50 PM (n+4am)

182 Burlington Throat Factory

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 01:50 PM (OgrpQ)

183 Jesse Kelly's video drips with contempt as he excoriates Trump for encouraging protesters if he is arrested -- when Trump has paid nothing to help the J6 protesters rotting in the gulag.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxktsxb

Posted by: JM in Florida

--

Again, the entire day was an op. All the FBI needed was one pardoned/assisted Ray Epps and then the next stage of that plan could be put into play.

And what happened to the judge and his family, or gay wedding, or black church would have been because of Trump's pardon/assistance.

The entire day was an op. There's no reason to think that wasn't already planned out, too. They didn't even need the potential Ray Epps to be arrested that day.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 01:51 PM (k1L5r)

184 I see Paris is on fire.
Posted by: Infidel

Answers Funny Moustache's question, "Is Paris burning?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 23, 2023 01:51 PM (Ucy3/)

185 Hunter has moles in the FBI.

The FBI has moles in the Proud Boys legal team.

Fuck, the Hoover Building must be barely standing, given the number of Talpidaean burrows in the foundation...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2023 01:50 PM (n+4am)
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For all I know, the FBI sent over the moles that tore up my side yard.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 01:51 PM (YIVH2)

186 Horrible to say but my first thought was "what if one -eye is the entire FBI ?".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2023 01:51 PM (udCMm)

187 I don't doubt that. But the institution is so rotten that they're the only ones in play. In order to rise, you *must* be awful. In order to keep your job, you must go along with the awfulness.

Any FBI agent who's a good guy is merely a good guy for now. Not necessarily because they *want* to be bad, but they absolutely *will* be bad when ordered to do so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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I hear you, Joe. While the real solution is to disband the FBI, that's not going to happen with Congress having a say in the matter. Similarly, civil service protections prevent you from firing everyone GS-14 and above, which you need do do. However, what could happen is this:

President Trump or Desantis fire all SES (Senior Executive Service), who aren't protected by civil service. That creates a vacuum that many current GS-14 and 15 race to fill. 2 years later, fire all SES again. Congress would be apoplectic (after all, SES are Senate-confirmed, and therefore some are politically connected), and you end up getting rid of a few good guys, too, but you clear out a whole lot of rot for at least a little while.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 01:51 PM (a/dOO)

188 Great...what does capricious mean now? Is it some kind of spice? Is it the new word for saffron?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:50 PM (LvTSG)
______________

We know that "historic" now means "not worth a shit."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 01:51 PM (MZImN)

189 The Biden family corruption is mind boggling. But I guess that's what happens when you take a man utterly without honour or decency and add media which protects him and a justice system which refuses to investigate him.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 01:51 PM (eGTCV)

190 He's just advancing failure theater and will most likely just keep the money he raises for himself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,



I'm in wait and see mode as well, but he could prove he is serious by getting the 20 to halt budgets until we get some movement on this corruption.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2023 01:51 PM (lTGtQ)

191
The FBI mole was called "One-Eye."

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This name was chosen to be defensive. When exposed, the inevitable snickering and ridicule buys them valuable time to get away.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2023 01:51 PM (QKfZJ)

192 167 Jesse Kelly's video drips with contempt as he excoriates Trump for encouraging protesters if he is arrested -- when Trump has paid nothing to help the J6 protesters rotting in the gulag.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxktsxb
Posted by: JM in Florida, now Illinois at March 23, 2023 01:48 PM (AE0t9)

It's a moot point now...the FBI set up "protest the arrest day so we can arrest you" came and went in NYC, and the Uniparty has nothing to hold over non-uniparty Rs in 2024 (unlike what they did with J6 in 2022).

It's back to the drawing board for them with no actual arrest incoming...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (exHjb)

193 Did Interracial Lesbians open for the Beastie Boys?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (2hlEI)

194 I am not surprised. Corruption runs much deeper and involves more politicians than just the Bidens. Just look who had fingers in Ukraine to get a taste.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

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Thought experiment (but might drive one literally crazy): Consider everything we now know vis-a-vis the depth & breadth of Deep State/MDM-MSM (BIRM) corruption & treason since Trump descended the escalator ... and then imagine how much we don't and never will know.

Tip of the iceberg and all that. Truly terrifying.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (+lwg5)

195
The FBI is populated with Great Americans.

Posted by: Sean the Badge Sniffer at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (WmGrA)

196 Hunter has moles in the FBI.

The FBI has moles in the Proud Boys legal team.

Fuck, the Hoover Building must be barely standing, given the number of Talpidaean burrows in the foundation...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2023 01:50 PM (n+4am)
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That's why they need a bigger boatFIB building.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (krQz2)

197 ace, I find your nostalgic and sentimental notion that Biden could be "blackmailed" into anything by revelation of any crime, outrageous misconduct, mendacity, or idiocy touching.

But you'd need a country populated by different people for that scenario to play out.

Besides which, the idea that blackmail leverage is required to get Biden and lots of the rest of the political class to pursue disastrous policies is silly, though I get that some ludicrous framework as used in all the bad fiction people consume non-stop is the one so many use to try and understand things.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (OTzUX)

198 This one might actually result in action, the FBI won't care for a spy in their midst.

Or maybe ol' One Eye is just carrying out his assigned duties.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 23, 2023 01:53 PM (nfrXX)

199 193 Did Interracial Lesbians open for the Beastie Boys?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (2hlEI)

I know they definitely headlined at Lilith Faire one year.

Posted by: Roy at March 23, 2023 01:53 PM (ezybl)

200 Did Interracial Lesbians open for the Beastie Boys?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (2hlEI)
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Nope. They're boys.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 01:53 PM (krQz2)

201 An FBI agent with one eye?
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Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 01:35 PM

We have him looking for the one-armed man.
Posted by: The FIB at March 23, 2023 01:41 PM (Wnv9h)

Can you get me his number?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 23, 2023 01:53 PM (v0R5T)

202 In other news, a stupid Britbox commercial is pushing some period piece with interracial lesbians.

Yeah, phrasing, but good grief they are trying to normalize deviants 24/7/365.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2023 01:50 PM (ufFY8 )


I mentioned this the other day. I've been watching Death in Paradise and My Family, and that shit is on the screen every time I open up BritBox.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 01:53 PM (DRSnL)

203 Read the rest at the link

After the last post and this one... I'm not sure I want to. No hard feelings, okay, Ace?

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to eat her Peanut Butter Chex in peace at March 23, 2023 01:53 PM (dtlDP)

204 190 I'm in wait and see mode as well, but he could prove he is serious by getting the 20 to halt budgets until we get some movement on this corruption.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2023 01:51 PM (lTGtQ)

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That would get me off his back (not that he has any idea I exist).

It'd force McCarthy to whip for Democrat votes to advance a budget or to fold for Gaetz and Co's demands. The rules around the Speakership were nice, and all (I doubt he did much about it, though, too much time in front of cameras and on Twitter, methinks), but actual meat like getting the budget process to work for us? Getting the ratchet to go the other way even in some small amount? That'd be something.

Instead, we're going to get shitty amendments that have no chance of passing, I bet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

205 194 I am not surprised. Corruption runs much deeper and involves more politicians than just the Bidens. Just look who had fingers in Ukraine to get a taste.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

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Thought experiment (but might drive one literally crazy): Consider everything we now know vis-a-vis the depth & breadth of Deep State/MDM-MSM (BIRM) corruption & treason since Trump descended the escalator ... and then imagine how much we don't and never will know.

Tip of the iceberg and all that. Truly terrifying.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (+lwg5)

Kinda my point. And it's been that way for a very, very long time now. It's just that now it's more exposed and open; I mean, the CIA killed JFK. One year ago, I would've thought that was a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

206 Great...what does capricious mean now? Is it some kind of spice? Is it the new word for saffron?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 01:50 PM (LvTSG)
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I'm just wild about Saffron!

Posted by: Mellow Yellow at March 23, 2023 01:54 PM (krQz2)

207
Great...what does capricious mean now? Is it some kind of spice? Is it the new word for saffron?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch



Yes, Saffron was quite spicy, if you could keep her from trying to kill you.

Then again, please. Nobody died last time...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2023 01:54 PM (n+4am)

208 97 I see it in my job (federal but nothing close to FBI). I'm reluctantly going for a promotion

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Former Fed here. Six years ago, I was in a large workshop meeting and somebody put on the agenda "How to get more minorities into management". That agenda item disappeared after a lunch break; a bit too obvious, back then. Nowadays, I don't think anything like that is out of bounds.

Posted by: JM in Florida, now Illinois at March 23, 2023 01:55 PM (AE0t9)

209 Had the code name of the informant been something like Deep Throat, I would age. Suspected Kamala or Mitch the Bitch.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 23, 2023 01:55 PM (/zsGh)

210 uh, my-uh eyes don't work any-uh,, more

yeah
Posted by: John Fetterman at March 23, 2023 01:43 PM (vwCZJ)
.........

Are you having Gisele read you the comments? What a gal. So glad she's there for you.. Get well soon!

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

211 I thought one-eye is what dudes called their dicks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 01:23 PM


It depends, Madam.

Posted by: Prince Albert at March 23, 2023 01:55 PM (a3Q+t)

212 Jesse Kelly's video drips with contempt as he excoriates Trump for encouraging protesters if he is arrested -- when Trump has paid nothing to help the J6 protesters rotting in the gulag.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxktsxb
Posted by: JM in Florida, now Illinois at March 23, 2023 01:48 PM (AE0t9)

Jesse Kelly is amusing, but he's wrong about a lot--including this.
Trump is not personally responsible for each and every prisoner and he's in no position to give them redress

Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2023 01:56 PM (mR6Gs)

213 Fuckers need to swing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2023 01:56 PM (8Rf1z)

214 Thought experiment (but might drive one literally crazy): Consider everything we now know vis-a-vis the depth & breadth of Deep State/MDM-MSM (BIRM) corruption & treason since Trump descended the escalator ... and then imagine how much we don't and never will know.

Tip of the iceberg and all that. Truly terrifying.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (+lwg5)
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The DC that can be explained, that is not the DC.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 01:56 PM (krQz2)

215 I don't think Shitty Amendments ever opened for anybody.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 23, 2023 01:56 PM (2hlEI)

216 One eye is brown and the other eye is blue. It's the way I roll.
Posted by: A Blue Heeler at March 23, 2023 01:41 PM (gf7Ez)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Max Scherzer at March 23, 2023 01:56 PM (ufFY8)

217 ARGLE BARGLE

Posted by: The Fake "President" at March 23, 2023 01:57 PM (Wf5iy)

218 I mentioned this the other day. I've been watching Death in Paradise and My Family, and that shit is on the screen every time I open up BritBox.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 01:53 PM (DRSnL)
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Okay, I know I'm a old fogey even for a Gen X'er, but what's BritBox?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 01:57 PM (a/dOO)

219

Eye jobs, $5.

Posted by: Busty Twatwaffler at March 23, 2023 01:57 PM (BUtu8)

220 211 I thought one-eye is what dudes called their dicks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 01:23 PM

It depends, Madam.

Posted by: Prince Albert at March 23, 2023 01:55 PM (a3Q+t)

Does "Prince Albert in the can" mean he liked giving it in the backside?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 01:58 PM (ynpvh)

221 Louis Freeh:

https://tinyurl.com/3z25kdat
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Woah. That's ... disturbing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2023 01:58 PM (jzzG8)

222 Is it the new word for saffron?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch

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Yes, Saffron was quite spicy, if you could keep her from trying to kill you.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2023 01:54 PM


I'm just wild about Saffron.

Posted by: Donovan at March 23, 2023 01:58 PM (a3Q+t)

223 The FBI is populated with Great Americans.
Posted by: Sean the Badge Sniffer at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (WmGrA)
........

Apparently at least one of them is a dick.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

224 Tip of the iceberg

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (+lwg5)

Always gotta bring the Jews into it

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 01:58 PM (Wf5iy)

225 Jesse Kelly is amusing, but he's wrong about a lot--including this.
Trump is not personally responsible for each and every prisoner and he's in no position to give them redress
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2023 01:56 PM (mR6Gs)

No, but he doesn't have to continually walk his followers into a setup. I mean, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me...what else was gonna happen to his followers protesting in a 99% democratic enclave with a Soros prosecutor at the helm. It's as bad, or possibly worse, than a DC protest, b/c you don't even get a shot at Supreme Court redress, but are stuck in NY for all the justice...Trump shouldn't be that stupid at this point - he should see set ups a mile away and try to protect his followers, not offer them up...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 23, 2023 01:58 PM (exHjb)

226 Gal Luft will be in solitary in that Cypriot jail, beaten every day for the next 20 months or so, they'll maim him, knock out all his teeth, snip off a digit here and there, and eventually be extradited to the U.S.

He will tragically die en route.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 23, 2023 01:58 PM (KiBMU)

227 This kind of corruption can't be investigated, but not just because it would affect the Bidens, who are above the law. Most of D.C. is this way to one extent or another. How'd all these middleborw longtime public servants get so wealthy? They didn't all inherit or show up to D.C. with it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 23, 2023 01:59 PM (ppBhU)

228 218 I mentioned this the other day. I've been watching Death in Paradise and My Family, and that shit is on the screen every time I open up BritBox.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 01:53 PM (DRSnL)
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Okay, I know I'm a old fogey even for a Gen X'er, but what's BritBox?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 01:57 PM (a/dOO)

$20, same as in town

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

229 "One-eye?" They've never heard of "Cyclops?" They need to start reading a higher level of comic books.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (MZImN)
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Any way to check whether the FBI employs someone by the name of Cye Klopps?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 23, 2023 01:59 PM (4WgAx)

230 Citizens of socialist country who have continually voted for more socialism discover that they have actually voted for capricious, centralized power instead of representative government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

As well as uncontrolled and uncontrollable foreign rabble.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 01:59 PM (1Feb+)

231 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 01:59 PM (vf0Uk)

232 There is a mole in the FBI who has a mole and they call him moley. He is rumored to be a chaplain.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 01:59 PM (aylmF)

233 Impeach.Biden.Now. McFailure.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2023 01:59 PM (DMyTF)

234 229 "One-eye?" They've never heard of "Cyclops?" They need to start reading a higher level of comic books.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 01:42 PM (MZImN)
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Any way to check whether the FBI employs someone by the name of Cye Klopps?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 23, 2023 01:59 PM (4WgAx)

Trying to avoid the KKK ties...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 02:00 PM (ynpvh)

235 Okay, I know I'm a old fogey even for a Gen X'er, but what's BritBox?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 01:57 PM (a/dOO)
A channel that has British tv shows.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2023 02:00 PM (ufFY8)

236 With her two eyes, The Daily Daddario has just spotted the absolute best bunny for boiling:

https://tinyurl.com/y453e875

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

237 Any way to check whether the FBI employs someone by the name of Cye Klopps?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 23, 2023 01:59 PM (4WgAx)

Sy Klopz

Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2023 02:00 PM (mR6Gs)

238 The Biden family is one of, if the most corrupt political families in the US. They're bought and paid for by every country OTHER than the US.

They should be eradicated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 02:00 PM (vf0Uk)

239 The supposed name "one-eye" is cutesy though...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 23, 2023 01:23 PM (llON


I wonder if the inscrutable Chinese are making a play on words: Four Eyes and Five Eyes are legitimate terms that indicate the distribution of classified information among the English-speaking nations. Five Eyes is the U.S., Great Britain, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. Four Eyes is those countries minus New Zealand (because of their "Nukes are Icky" policies).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 23, 2023 02:00 PM (pJWtt)

240 "One-Eye" who was a well-connected FBI agent

You Dick! - Jeff Spicoli

(if no one has done the joke yet).

Posted by: Scott_T at March 23, 2023 02:01 PM (2waQ7)

241 Trump was to be arrested when, Mr. District Attorney Prosecutor Guy? After lunch? After the grand jury was let out of the gimp box?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2023 02:01 PM (glGDV)

242 Former Fed here. Six years ago, I was in a large workshop meeting and somebody put on the agenda "How to get more minorities into management". That agenda item disappeared after a lunch break; a bit too obvious, back then. Nowadays, I don't think anything like that is out of bounds.
Posted by: JM in Florida, now Illinois at March 23, 2023 01:55 PM (AE0t9)

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I help with recruiting for my agency. Believe me, the emphasis on diversity has only kept rising. However, fortunately recruiting talks to student groups aren't recorded, and so if I "accidentally" omit a few slides talking about diversity matters, oopsy! Maybe I'll remember the next time.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 02:01 PM (a/dOO)

243 CBO Suggests Means Testing And Taxing Veterans Disability Payments

"Let’s means test veterans disability payments and test it with the entire household income. GROSS income, not net income. Let’s penalize veterans who are on disability for service-connected issues because the feds don’t know how to budget. If a veteran and their spouse just happen to make some money, well, sucks to be them!"

https://tinyurl.com/ytan9w3s

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:01 PM (ArKyp)

244 They should be eradicated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 02:00 PM (vf0Uk)

Might be easier to just buy them off ourselves. Instead of donating to Republicans, we should just donate to a fund to buy the Bidens.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 02:01 PM (UuD2k)

245 >A channel that has British tv shows.

... about people in boxes?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 23, 2023 02:02 PM (44ww/)

246 236 With her two eyes, The Daily Daddario has just spotted the absolute best bunny for boiling:

https://tinyurl.com/y453e875


She scares me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2023 02:02 PM (DMyTF)

247 Trump is scheduled to throw the little footballs around on Hannity tonight. Wtf?
Might as well expect a cameo from Sgt. Gen. Sen. Lyndsey Graham.

Maybe get Rhonna on to tell us that there isn't a damned thing she's doing for Lake in AZ.

This is what I do not like about Trump. Well, this and his lack of full throated tear down of his vax position.

yeah -- Fetterbot

Posted by: micky at March 23, 2023 02:02 PM (3byMq)

248 Okay, I know I'm a old fogey even for a Gen X'er, but what's BritBox?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 01:57 PM (a/dOO)


It's a streaming service like Netflix or Hulu, with all British shows & movies.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 02:02 PM (DRSnL)

249 What was that Britcom that had a girl named “Saffron” in it? The one with Joanna Lumley?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 02:02 PM (ffbyg)

250 Yeah, then Cyclops whines about, “No Man.” Plagiarists.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2023 02:03 PM (glGDV)

251 Should be an easy enough person to find. How many people are named one-eye?

Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at March 23, 2023 02:03 PM (ufJfM)

252 CBO Suggests Means Testing And Taxing Veterans Disability Payments

"Let’s means test veterans disability payments and test it with the entire household income. GROSS income, not net income. Let’s penalize veterans who are on disability for service-connected issues because the feds don’t know how to budget. If a veteran and their spouse just happen to make some money, well, sucks to be them!"

https://tinyurl.com/ytan9w3s

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:01 PM (ArKyp)


Super.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 02:03 PM (DRSnL)

253 >Allegation: Hunter Biden Has a Mole in the FBI

sure, why not

Posted by: DB - undergoing the reappraisal at March 23, 2023 02:03 PM (geLO8)

254 241 Trump was to be arrested when, Mr. District Attorney Prosecutor Guy? After lunch? After the grand jury was let out of the gimp box?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2023 02:01 PM (glGDV)

There won't be an indictment...at least, not in NYC...that experiment failed and they are on to the next one to try to swing the 2024 election...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 23, 2023 02:03 PM (exHjb)

255
It's a streaming service like Netflix or Hulu, with all British shows & movies.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 02:02 PM (DRSnL)


I see commercials for it on TV quite often. It reminds me that the UK is full of reasonably unattractive people by the thousands.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 02:03 PM (vf0Uk)

256 249 What was that Britcom that had a girl named “Saffron” in it? The one with Joanna Lumley?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 02:02 PM (ffbyg)

Was that Absolutely Fabulous? It was pretty funny.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 02:03 PM (UuD2k)

257 "an Asian, and African and a Jewish guy" sounds like the set up for a James Watt joke.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 23, 2023 02:04 PM (wscPk)

258 AbFab

Posted by: DB - undergoing the reappraisal at March 23, 2023 02:04 PM (geLO8)

259 Again, the entire day was an op. All the FBI needed was one pardoned/assisted Ray Epps and then the next stage of that plan could be put into play.

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Makes you wonder. Is the only protest left to be self-immolating Buddhist monk wannabes?

Posted by: JM in Florida, now Illinois at March 23, 2023 02:04 PM (AE0t9)

260 Hey, SMH.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 02:05 PM (ffbyg)

261
Jesse Kelly is amusing, but he's wrong about a lot--including this.
Trump is not personally responsible for each and every prisoner and he's in no position to give them redress
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2023 01:56 PM (mR6Gs)

I felt like his main point was not paying for the J6er, but inviting more protesters to the party for him.
In this case, I'm kinda with Jesse on this.
Does Trump want more people rotting in a gulag?

Posted by: Inogame at March 23, 2023 02:05 PM (53oGX)

262 Ab Fab. Saffy! They deserve a royalty payment.
I slay myself!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2023 02:05 PM (glGDV)

263 Super.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:05 PM (ArKyp)

264 Hi Bulg.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:05 PM (ArKyp)

265 Psychopath supervisor did berate me for not having enough clip art minorities in a presentation. Apparently the blue-shaded figures were actually white, were guys, and I needed more age variance as well as clear ethnic differences.

Anyone want to guess psychopath's demographics?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 02:05 PM (a/dOO)

266 @148 This happens in the private sector, too.

Sure enough, and I'm surprised how often I have to bring it up. Thirty years ago 'in government service' it was already intrusive and morally repellent, and I could compare notes and drown sorrows with similarly-sited colleagues from F500 companies and major utilities. We wuz, for yer most part, aggin-it.

Now we see these little items come up, from state universities or NGO's, and everybody's hair is on fire. I want to ask, where have you been. Some must be working pretty far 'down in the bowels,' or leading quite a sheltered life.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 02:05 PM (jYCXf)

267 Yes, it was Absolutely Fabulous. Thanks!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 02:06 PM (ffbyg)

268 President Biden's approval rating sank to nearly its lowest point ever in March, as the U.S. economy threatened disaster amid bank collapses and other economic struggles.

Biden's approval rating currently sits at just 38%

new poll from The Associated Press and the NORC Center for Public Affairs Research (AP-NORC)

Posted by: DB - undergoing the reappraisal at March 23, 2023 02:06 PM (geLO8)

269 Anyone want to guess psychopath's demographics?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 02:05 PM (a/dOO)


Morbidly obese white non-binary broad?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 02:06 PM (DRSnL)

270 247 Trump is scheduled to throw the little footballs around on Hannity tonight. Wtf?
Might as well expect a cameo from Sgt. Gen. Sen. Lyndsey Graham.

He wouldn't have the nerve to go on Tucker I bet

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2023 02:06 PM (bs+z0)

271 The Chinese handler wanted Round Eye but they changed it.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2023 02:06 PM (z/ifB)

272 CBO Suggests Means Testing And Taxing Veterans Disability Payments

--

Manuel El Manuelo's first-gen illegal payments and L'aQuantre's 10th generation payouts are fine, though.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 02:06 PM (k1L5r)

273 Gold over 2000

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2023 02:06 PM (DMyTF)

274 A channel that has British tv shows.

Gonna run right out and buy one of those! Wait...I don't have a TV. Never mind.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 02:07 PM (Xrfse)

275 I pity those joining the military now.

God be with them, because this nation will not.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:07 PM (DxvhT)

276 Holy moley. Come on, people.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 02:07 PM (O6iwF)

277 265 Psychopath supervisor did berate me for not having enough clip art minorities in a presentation. Apparently the blue-shaded figures were actually white, were guys, and I needed more age variance as well as clear ethnic differences.

Anyone want to guess psychopath's demographics?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 02:05 PM (a/dOO)

Too many smurfs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

278 269 Anyone want to guess psychopath's demographics?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 02:05 PM (a/dOO)

Morbidly obese white non-binary broad?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 02:06 PM (DRSnL)

Nah, I'd stick with the 1st part, but definitely put black in there (although half black is the most vehement)...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 23, 2023 02:07 PM (exHjb)

279 "an Asian, an African, and a Jewish guy" walk into a bar.

Got any dogs for us to shoot?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 23, 2023 02:07 PM (TjZNT)

280 In today's FBI, even the moles have moles.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, waxing foolisophical at March 23, 2023 02:07 PM (jTmQV)

281 Patsy. Today I learned the character had a last name: Stone. Good for a noun, verb and adjective.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2023 02:08 PM (glGDV)

282
One-eyed Moles at Breakfast

At breakfast time, south of Mannassas
Three moles crawling under the grasses
First one, "I smell, pancakes! I want some!"
Second, "I smell 'em too, Yum yum yum!"
Third, "That's odd! All I smell is molasses!"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2023 02:08 PM (ykeLU)

283 Nah, I'd stick with the 1st part, but definitely put black in there (although half black is the most vehement)...
___

Really?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:08 PM (DxvhT)

284 Makes you wonder. Is the only protest left to be self-immolating Buddhist monk wannabes?

Posted by: JM in Florida

--

I think there were five feds "protesting" Trump's arrest in NY a couple of days ago. Wearing COVID masks IIRC.

Also don't forget the Khaki Klub Kids.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 02:08 PM (k1L5r)

285 And maybe the One Eye code word is his Johnson, Bad Blue tweet seems to imply he was doing Malika

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2023 02:08 PM (xhxe8)

286 282
One-eyed Moles at Breakfast

At breakfast time, south of Mannassas
Three moles crawling under the grasses
First one, "I smell, pancakes! I want some!"
Second, "I smell 'em too, Yum yum yum!"
Third, "That's odd! All I smell is molasses!"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2023 02:08 PM (ykeLU)

Heh. My grandmother told me an old joke about a bunch of moles moving in a hole. All the last one could smell was molasses...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 02:09 PM (ynpvh)

287 "Jesse Kelly's video drips with contempt as he excoriates Trump for encouraging protesters if he is arrested -- when Trump has paid nothing to help the J6 protesters rotting in the gulag."

the ones that actually did "storm the white house" undermined Trump's efforts to investigate the count. Many were FBI or Antifa dressed as Trump boyz, but still, those that went in were pawns at best, saboteurs (against Trump) at worst.

But still, some that did not go in are still being arrested and held (FBI/DOJ really hate the Proud Boys that stand up to Antifa)... might be nice for Trump to help some of them.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2023 02:09 PM (Cus5s)

288 With her two eyes, The Daily Daddario has just spotted the absolute best bunny for boiling:

...

I think we have to be open to the possibility that she's actually boiling the bunny from the inside, just with her gaze.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2023 02:09 PM (z/ifB)

289 That ole' one-eye. That dude isn't happy unless he's ATM. One sick bastard, that guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 02:09 PM (vf0Uk)

290 Morbidly obese white non-binary broad?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 02:06 PM (DRSnL)

No, but a big fan of the VP and 2009-2016 First Lady. In other words, well protected from reprisals. Oh, yes, and single and childless.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 23, 2023 02:09 PM (a/dOO)

291 282
One-eyed Moles at Breakfast

At breakfast time, south of Mannassas
Three moles crawling under the grasses
First one, "I smell, pancakes! I want some!"
Second, "I smell 'em too, Yum yum yum!"
Third, "That's odd! All I smell is molasses!"
----------------
Muldoon, I suggest you replace moles with whistle pigs for a better effect.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 02:09 PM (sVfvf)

292
https://tinyurl.com/ytan9w3s

Posted by: SMH

That's fubar.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2023 02:10 PM (DnRmW)

293 "Hunter Biden Has a Mole in the FBI Codenamed 'One-Eye'"

I kinda thought the mole would be codenamed "Christopher Wray". I guess he's more the elephant in the room than a mole, though. So, technically, there could well be other moles.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 23, 2023 02:10 PM (aXxgO)

294 Was just looking at the metals prices and saw this on sale:

1 oz Emoji Frowny Silver Round (New)
ON SALE!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 02:10 PM (UuD2k)

295 283 Nah, I'd stick with the 1st part, but definitely put black in there (although half black is the most vehement)...
___

Really?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:08 PM (DxvhT)

Have you met college DEI departments...not gonna see white there...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 23, 2023 02:10 PM (exHjb)

296 CBO Suggests Means Testing And Taxing Veterans Disability Payments

"Let’s means test veterans disability payments and test it with the entire household income. GROSS income, not net income. Let’s penalize veterans who are on disability for service-connected issues because the feds don’t know how to budget. If a veteran and their spouse just happen to make some money, well, sucks to be them!"

https://tinyurl.com/ytan9w3s

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:01 PM (ArKyp)


Meh, the CBO clearly states that it's not endorsing this, or any approach. Their job is to consider possible fiscal and economic effects of various policies and report those to Congress. Means-testing is a pretty common policy solution to the issue of excessive spending, so it needs to be evaluated.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2023 02:10 PM (wmDcS)

297 243 CBO Suggests Means Testing And Taxing Veterans Disability Payments

"Let’s means test veterans disability payments and test it with the entire household income. GROSS income, not net income. Let’s penalize veterans who are on disability for service-connected issues because the feds don’t know how to budget. If a veteran and their spouse just happen to make some money, well, sucks to be them!"

https://tinyurl.com/ytan9w3s

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:01 PM (ArKyp)

++++

What an excellent, excellent way to encourage new recruits!

Posted by: washrivergal at March 23, 2023 02:10 PM (5MGmV)

298 Anyone want to guess psychopath's demographics?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon


Too bad we can't play soundclips here... but ,Hoooite Woman?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2023 02:11 PM (jzzG8)

299 Thought experiment (but might drive one literally crazy): Consider everything we now know vis-a-vis the depth & breadth of Deep State/MDM-MSM (BIRM) corruption & treason since Trump descended the escalator ... and then imagine how much we don't and never will know.

Tip of the iceberg and all that. Truly terrifying.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (+lwg5)

We just need to vote harder.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 23, 2023 02:11 PM (BdMk6)

300 That's fubar.
Posted by: Infidel
___

Business as usual.

"Thanks for your service, now go away and die."

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:11 PM (DxvhT)

301 Similar to Hillary, the Bidens have someone in the FBI leaking to them.

ESPIONAGE

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2023 02:12 PM (Z+BO5)

302 299 Thought experiment (but might drive one literally crazy): Consider everything we now know vis-a-vis the depth & breadth of Deep State/MDM-MSM (BIRM) corruption & treason since Trump descended the escalator ... and then imagine how much we don't and never will know.

Tip of the iceberg and all that. Truly terrifying.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (+lwg5)

We just need to vote harder.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 23, 2023 02:11 PM (BdMk6)

No matter how much Viagra you take, you'll never be able to vote hard enough.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

303 Jesse Kelly is amusing, but he's wrong about a lot--including this.
Trump is not personally responsible for each and every prisoner and he's in no position to give them redress
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2023 01:56 PM (mR6Gs)

/////

Actually, Kelly says Trump is under no obligation to pay for them. But for Trump to encourage protests knowing what happened to J6ers, while Trump is comfortable in Mar a Lago, that is what is contemptible.

Posted by: JM in Florida, now Illinois at March 23, 2023 02:12 PM (AE0t9)

304 I always mixed up “Manassas” and “molasses” when I was a kid.

The Battle of Molasses would’ve been a slow-going affair, one would think.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 02:12 PM (ffbyg)

305 Same as always. There's nowhere else to trim the fat except for cops and firefighters. And disabled veterans. Everything else is accounted for, no waste or money to be saved anywhere else.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 02:12 PM (k1L5r)

306 He wouldn't have the nerve to go on Tucker I bet
Posted by: It's me donna

I assume you're referring to the OrangeMan here.
Graham absolutely will not -- this Tucker has made noise about for some time.

This type of Trump action leaves me very disappointed. Mr. Orange 'I rebuilt the military totally yugely' Man.

Posted by: micky at March 23, 2023 02:12 PM (3byMq)

307 302 299 Thought experiment (but might drive one literally crazy): Consider everything we now know vis-a-vis the depth & breadth of Deep State/MDM-MSM (BIRM) corruption & treason since Trump descended the escalator ... and then imagine how much we don't and never will know.

Tip of the iceberg and all that. Truly terrifying.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (+lwg5)

We just need to vote harder.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 23, 2023 02:11 PM (BdMk6)

No matter how much Viagra you take, you'll never be able to vote hard enough.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

But can I vote four hours?

Posted by: Inogame at March 23, 2023 02:12 PM (53oGX)

308 South Carolina comptroller to resign over $3.5bn accounting error

https://tinyurl.com/9j5ez6mx

Slight oversight...FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2023 02:13 PM (DMyTF)

309 His first name is Jack... probably.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 02:13 PM (NpAcC)

310 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2023 02:10 PM (wmDcS)
___

Betcha they're not doing this with welfare.

Ya know, the Dem's biggest voting bloc.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:13 PM (DxvhT)

311 307 302 299 Thought experiment (but might drive one literally crazy): Consider everything we now know vis-a-vis the depth & breadth of Deep State/MDM-MSM (BIRM) corruption & treason since Trump descended the escalator ... and then imagine how much we don't and never will know.

Tip of the iceberg and all that. Truly terrifying.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 01:52 PM (+lwg5)

We just need to vote harder.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 23, 2023 02:11 PM (BdMk6)

No matter how much Viagra you take, you'll never be able to vote hard enough.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

But can I vote four hours?

Posted by: Inogame at March 23, 2023 02:12 PM (53oGX)

You need to see your doctor if voting lasts for more than four hours.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 02:13 PM (ynpvh)

312 Both DeathSantis and Trump's breath could cause a cow to pass out !!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at March 23, 2023 02:13 PM (0vFtj)

313 Some trolls are just plain boring.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

314 304 I always mixed up “Manassas” and “molasses” when I was a kid.

The Battle of Molasses would’ve been a slow-going affair, one would think.
---------------
There's no look at Jackson standing like a stonewall in the battle of Molasses.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 02:14 PM (sVfvf)

315 Allegation does not mean what we use to think it means. It means Hunter Biden has a fricken mole in the FBI. Period.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2023 02:15 PM (DcKNO)

316 The innocent days of paging Lesko Brandon over the airport PA system are over.

https://tinyurl.com/y8f3z55f

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 23, 2023 02:15 PM (4WgAx)

317 Business as usual.

"Thanks for your service, now go away and die."
Posted by: SMH

Yes. Doesn't give me the warm fuzzies about grandson joining the Corps a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2023 02:15 PM (DnRmW)

318 It would have been my Destiny to have a Child with that agent…

Posted by: Lisa Lopes at March 23, 2023 02:15 PM (vr+Zj)

319 Harelip harelip!!!

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 02:15 PM (Wf5iy)

320 315 Allegation does not mean what we use to think it means. It means Hunter Biden has a fricken mole in the FBI. Period.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2023 02:15 PM (DcKNO)

Only one?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 02:15 PM (ynpvh)

321 Betcha they're not doing this with welfare.

Ya know, the Dem's biggest voting bloc.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:13 PM (DxvhT)

You'd be wrong
https://www.cbo.gov/publication/58981


Programs for early childhood, elementary and secondary education, and some post-secondary programs, including job training, administered by the Department of Education and other agencies ($99 billion in 2019)

Housing assistance programs for low-income tenants provided by the Department of Housing and Urban Development ($51 billion in 2019)


Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2023 02:15 PM (wmDcS)

322 That's odd! All I smell is molasses!"
----------------
Muldoon, I suggest you replace moles with whistle pigs for a better effect.
Posted by: Pudinhead

********

Somehow "All I smell is whistle pig asses!" diminishes the joke.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2023 02:15 PM (ykeLU)

323 308 South Carolina comptroller to resign over $3.5bn accounting error

https://tinyurl.com/9j5ez6mx

Slight oversight...FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS
----------------
Has anyone checked out this comptroller's house and investments?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 02:16 PM (sVfvf)

324 Some trolls are just plain boring.
Posted by: jim

And oddly obsessed with breath. It seems trolls suck wind a lot.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 02:16 PM (1Feb+)

325 But can I vote four hours?
Posted by: Inogame at March 23, 2023 02:12 PM (53oGX)
You heah four hour.
You go now.

Posted by: Chinese TikTok Buffet Master at March 23, 2023 02:16 PM (ufFY8)

326 The Battle of Molasses would’ve been a slow-going affair, one would think.

Especially in January.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 02:16 PM (Xrfse)

327 SMH

Turned on the local news this morning.
They were celebrating the some air man of the year or something like that.
Total dyke MP.
Talking about how to be true to yourself.
I just shook my head. How far the mighty have fallen.
And you know why she got the award.
Everything is fake and gay.

Posted by: Bosk at March 23, 2023 02:16 PM (ZVuYy)

328 Somehow "All I smell is whistle pig asses!" diminishes the joke.
------------
I see your point.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 02:16 PM (sVfvf)

329 https://www.cbo.gov/budget-options/58622

Establish Caps on Federal Spending for Medicaid

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2023 02:16 PM (wmDcS)

330 243 CBO Suggests Means Testing And Taxing Veterans Disability Payments

"Let’s means test veterans disability payments and test it with the entire household income. GROSS income, not net income. Let’s penalize veterans who are on disability for service-connected issues because the feds don’t know how to budget. If a veteran and their spouse just happen to make some money, well, sucks to be them!"

https://tinyurl.com/ytan9w3s

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:01 PM (ArKyp)

Assholes won't be satisfied until we are all beggars.

Posted by: Javems at March 23, 2023 02:17 PM (AmoqO)

331 324 Some trolls are just plain boring.
Posted by: jim

And oddly obsessed with breath. It seems trolls suck wind a lot.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 02:16 PM (1Feb+)

Normally than means an obsession with one's own bad breath.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

332 The Battle of Molasses would’ve been a slow-going affair, one would think.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


GetHisBurp was quite rude.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2023 02:17 PM (jzzG8)

333 Yes. Doesn't give me the warm fuzzies about grandson joining the Corps a few weeks ago.
Posted by: Infidel
___

He, along with many others, are in my prayers.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:17 PM (DxvhT)

334 accounting error

https://tinyurl.com/9j5ez6mx

Slight oversight...FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS
----------------

Whoops!

Whoopsie!!

Posted by: There will be no math in accounting at March 23, 2023 02:17 PM (ufFY8)

335 If Trump won't get to the serious, ruthless bastard he needs to be, I don't know.

Maybe he could mend fences by taking a fruit basket to the Turtle. Hell, invite Mittens and Paul Ryan down for a meal at MAL.

I believe that they do.not.care and because of that they are under some false assumption that the citizenry of MAGA are *NOT* damned pissed off.

Posted by: micky at March 23, 2023 02:17 PM (3byMq)

336 Speaking of moles, I guess the report that earlier this year, Cadaver Joe had cancer excised from his chest isn't newsworthy. If it had been anybody else, they'd be going at him like Putin.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2023 02:17 PM (Jg7EG)

337 micky: "I assume you're referring to the OrangeMan here. Graham absolutely will not -- this Tucker has made noise about for some time."

That's OK. I provide all the cover and political advertising Graham needs. It's my job.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 23, 2023 02:18 PM (aXxgO)

338 Also the Bidens are one upon thousands of schemes.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2023 02:18 PM (nXfv5)

339 Note to self:

Brown-Eyed Girl, not Brown-Eye Girl

Posted by: Van Morrison at March 23, 2023 02:18 PM (wzAuc)

340 Blue Colorado ‘burb bans new gas stations to fight climate change

https://tinyurl.com/9y82hcpn

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 02:18 PM (NpAcC)

341 Fwiw, reminder: between j6 and Jan 20th Trump was impeached, and no one was convicted for Trump to pardon.

Not saying he couldn’t have done something, but there wasn’t a lot of time or bandwidth — and we don’t know what threats/negotiations were happening behind the scenes.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2023 02:18 PM (Z+BO5)

342 Posted by: Bosk at March 23, 2023 02:16 PM (ZVuYy)
___

Well, when the shooting starts, I'm sure being true to one's self will come in handy.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:18 PM (DxvhT)

343 340 Blue Colorado ‘burb bans new gas stations to fight climate change

https://tinyurl.com/9y82hcpn
Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 02:18 PM (NpAcC)

========

"We've never been so happy."
-The current members of the gas station guild

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

344 Normally than means an obsession with one's own bad breath.
Posted by: jim

Meth mouth might be part of the problem.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 02:19 PM (1Feb+)

345 This fucking TikTok commie is dancing around the questions Congress is asking.
LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2023 02:19 PM (ufFY8)

346 I thought “whistle-pigs” were groundhogs, not moles.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 02:19 PM (ffbyg)

347 If a veteran and their spouse just happen to make some money, well, sucks to be them!"
----------

Fuck You For Your Service

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 02:19 PM (Wf5iy)

348 "Spending on SNAP grew from $63 billion in 2019 to $149 billion in 2022 because of increased participation and actions taken by policymakers."

hahahaha

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 02:19 PM (k1L5r)

349 Oh my. Apparently, Volvo had an ad in 1990 that had a picture of the car and the text:

Buy Volvos.
They're Boxy but
They're Good

We know they're not sexy.
This is not a smart time to be sexy anyway,
with so many new diseases going around.

Be safe instead of sexy!


No company would have the balls for anything even close to that today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 02:19 PM (t0OGg)

350 Heh. My grandmother told me an old joke about a bunch of moles moving in a hole. All the last one could smell was molasses...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


******

Didn't read the content, eh?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2023 02:20 PM (ykeLU)

351 VA: No way! We are not going to tax disability payments. This is disinfo! Lies! We are only looking into it. And vetrans patriotic duty is to pay taxes anyway.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 02:20 PM (aylmF)

352 344 Normally than means an obsession with one's own bad breath.
Posted by: jim

Meth mouth might be part of the problem.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 02:19 PM (1Feb+)

Well, that might explain the quality of her posts.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 02:20 PM (ynpvh)

353 345 This fucking TikTok commie is dancing around the questions Congress is asking.
LOL.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2023 02:19 PM (ufFY

========

I'm still waiting for someone to sit down in front of them and say, "Yeah, I'm breaking the law. I'm working with members of the federal government. We all know we're breaking the law. We literally don't give a fuck. What are you going to do about it? The guy I work with reports to the AG, and the AG is fine with it. You pussies will never cut their budgets by a dime."

And then pulls down his pants and shits on the table before leaving.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

354 Alvin Bragg sent an angry letter to the house GOP calling their investigation into his case against former President Trump over hush payments to Stormy Daniels "an unprecedent (sic) inquiry into a pending local prosecution"


Ivy league education, there.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2023 02:21 PM (lTGtQ)

355 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2023 02:16 PM (wmDcS)
___

Fine.

You're right, I'm wrong.

Balancing the budget on the backs of disabled vets is a fine idea.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:21 PM (DxvhT)

356 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 02:19 PM (t0OGg)

Pretty sure that was just for the movie Crazy People.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 02:21 PM (DRSnL)

357 Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2023 02:18 PM (Z+BO5)

The people that think he should have done a blanket pardon are the ones I question the sense of.

He's supposed to pardon antifa and all the rest of the lefty agitators and thugs before anyone can sort out what all happened there?

On what planet?

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 02:21 PM (Wf5iy)

358 Trump is not personally responsible for each and every prisoner and he's in no position to give them redress
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2023 01:56 PM (mR6Gs)

I sent money to a Julie Kelly-recommended J6 fundraiser for toiletries and the like. I couldn't send much but figured every bit helped.

A word of encouragement from Trump would've gone a long way with J6 prisoners, many of them rotting in those cells because they believed in him. Trump going so far as to publicly protest their awful conditions would've been nice, but I don't recall a word from him on that score. If anyone's got a quote, I'd like to see it.

Posted by: troyriser at March 23, 2023 02:21 PM (7Cx1V)

359 Pretty sure that was just for the movie Crazy People.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 02:21 PM (DRSnL)
++++
Ah, bummer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 02:22 PM (t0OGg)

360 VA: No way! We are not going to tax disability payments. This is disinfo! Lies! We are only looking into it. And vetrans patriotic duty is to pay taxes anyway.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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*stands up and salutes, with flag flying in background*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:22 PM (DxvhT)

361 Balancing the budget on the backs of disabled vets is a fine idea.

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Listen, nothing else can be cut. We've got no choice.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 02:22 PM (k1L5r)

362 I thought the Dorcas Blimline chick was just a satirical sock, like Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 02:22 PM (ffbyg)

363 346 I thought “whistle-pigs” were groundhogs, not moles.
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Yeah, basically correct. In NOVA we have Whistle Pigs (ground hogs or marmites). I'm sure we have moles, although, I've never seen one in NOVA. We used to have shit tons of Box Turtles but all the new roads, highways, fences and dogs and cats have kind of erased them.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 02:23 PM (sVfvf)

364 I thought the Dorcas Blimline chick was just a satirical sock, like Mary Cloggenstein.
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It is a sock.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:23 PM (DxvhT)

365 And then pulls down his pants and shits on the table before leaving.

Nooooooo!!!

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at March 23, 2023 02:23 PM (Xrfse)

366 "Disability compensation is not means-tested (that is, restricted to those with income below a certain amount), and payments are exempt from income taxes. Payments are in the form of monthly annuities and typically continue until the beneficiary's death.

This option would include VA's disability benefit payments in taxable income."

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Oh man, that's fantastic.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 02:23 PM (k1L5r)

367 NOOD

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 02:23 PM (DRSnL)

368 And then pulls down his pants and shits on the table before leaving.

Nooooooo!!!
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at March 23, 2023 02:23 PM (Xrfse)



This is fine.

Posted by: Amber Heard at March 23, 2023 02:24 PM (7Q7Ca)

369 You're right, I'm wrong.

Balancing the budget on the backs of disabled vets is a fine idea.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:21 PM (DxvhT)


Who the fuck said that it was a fine idea? It's not. But, the CBO's job is to provide lawmakers with an overview of all fiscal options, not to make judgments about those options.

Congress are the ones who have to decide which options they want to pursue, and which ones are unacceptable.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2023 02:24 PM (wmDcS)

370 The people that think he should have done a blanket pardon are the ones I question the sense of.

He's supposed to pardon antifa and all the rest of the lefty agitators and thugs before anyone can sort out what all happened there?

On what planet?
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 02:21 PM (Wf5iy)

Are they ever gonna face charges in DC...ever? If not, who cares if they got pardoned, too. That would have been the status quo for them in DC anyway...

It's an understanding of the DC justice system that he just didn't have, even though he lived there 4 years. And yet, he'd seen the fiery protests from 8 months before in DC, and that nothing had happened to thugs/antifa, then, so again, he had to know...or should have known...just like with the NYC "protest" call this week...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 23, 2023 02:24 PM (exHjb)

371
Posted by: troyriser at March 23, 2023 02:21 PM (7Cx1V)

The only thing he can realistically do is get reelected and pardon the innocent.

Everything else he does and says is under a microscope. They will twist anything into what they want, so best to give the enemy as little as possible while you try to accomplish the goal of getting them out. And it is the ONLY way they are getting out. Ronnie Yale Boy ain't pardoning shit on Day 1. No way.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 02:24 PM (Wf5iy)

372 Yeah, basically correct. In NOVA we have Whistle Pigs (ground hogs or marmites). I'm sure we have moles, although, I've never seen one in NOVA. We used to have shit tons of Box Turtles but all the new roads, highways, fences and dogs and cats have kind of erased them.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 02:23 PM (sVfvf)

Moles don't have eyes, so they stay underground. You're not going to see them unless you did them up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 02:24 PM (UuD2k)

373 I'm still waiting for someone to sit down in front of them and say, "Yeah, I'm breaking the law. I'm working with members of the federal government. We all know we're breaking the law. We literally don't give a fuck. What are you going to do about it? The guy I work with reports to the AG, and the AG is fine with it. You pussies will never cut their budgets by a dime."

And then pulls down his pants and shits on the table before leaving.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

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It's a shame those awful Republicans made him do that

Posted by: Karen at March 23, 2023 02:24 PM (qe3fm)

374 Hunter must have gone through a ton of money with his hoes and cocaine as he was getting “passive” income that would make anyone’s head spin

Yet he doesnt even pay for his lawyers amd sells worthless art, that monkey’s literally have done better, for $ 500,000 a pop

Must be good to be the son of a king

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 23, 2023 02:24 PM (MwHgU)

375 Listen, nothing else can be cut. We've got no choice.
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For every immigrant (legal or illegal) deported you save $80K a year in Local, State and Fed expenses. Easy fix.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 02:25 PM (sVfvf)

376 One-eyed trouser snake, amirite?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 23, 2023 02:25 PM (GD2xa)

377 So are the Goonies going to solve this mystery?

Posted by: crazie to be sane at March 23, 2023 02:25 PM (kQRXD)

378 I would imagine that there is really "One-Eye", "Two-Eye", "Three....

They are most likely volunteers whose purpose is fact check Wray's daily briefings done in open cover (everybody already knows he is a partisan).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 23, 2023 02:25 PM (Bg4js)

379 So I have to ask, do you think the mole actually had one eye?

Or perhaps his or her name rhymes with “penis”.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 23, 2023 02:26 PM (deFpX)

380 "Let’s means test veterans disability payments and test it with the entire household income. GROSS income, not net income. Let’s penalize veterans who are on disability for service-connected issues because the feds don’t know how to budget. If a veteran and their spouse just happen to make some money, well, sucks to be them!"

https://tinyurl.com/ytan9w3s


Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 23, 2023 02:01 PM (ArKyp)
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We've secretly switched out Veterans' Benefits for Folgers Crystals.

Let's watch!

Posted by: DC at March 23, 2023 02:26 PM (krQz2)

381 Aaaannd a little late to the party. Sorry.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 23, 2023 02:26 PM (GD2xa)

382 Moles don't have eyes, so they stay underground. You're not going to see them unless you did them up.
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Odd, but I see a shit ton of moles when I'm in upstate NY.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 02:26 PM (sVfvf)

383 Odd, but I see a shit ton of moles when I'm in upstate NY.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 02:26 PM (sVfvf)

Idk, did they have eyes?

Weird, I was just looking at Wikipedia entry on moles and there is no mention that they don't have any f'kin eyes!

Seems like a pretty important detail to leave out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 02:30 PM (UuD2k)

384 Anyone using "White-Eye" yet.

Means fug buck nuts.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 23, 2023 02:32 PM (Bg4js)

385 383 Odd, but I see a shit ton of moles when I'm in upstate NY.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 02:26 PM (sVfvf)

Idk, did they have eyes?

Weird, I was just looking at Wikipedia entry on moles and there is no mention that they don't have any f'kin eyes!

Seems like a pretty important detail to leave out.
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As I recall they do have eyes. Very tiny. I normally see them in NY in the spring when the snow is melting. Maybe they are coming up for air from their winter's sleep?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 02:39 PM (sVfvf)

386 Moles are small mammals adapted to a subterranean lifestyle. They have cylindrical bodies, velvety fur, very small, inconspicuous eyes and ears,[1] reduced hindlimbs, and short, powerful forelimbs with large paws adapted for digging.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 02:42 PM (sVfvf)

387 You guys need to reread Wind in the Willows. There is Mr. Toad, Badger, Ratty and Mole. They all like to mess about in boats and thump Weasels, Ferrets and Stoats. Good Times.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 02:44 PM (sVfvf)

388 “X-Men ‘97” Executive Producer Beau Demayo Reveals Series’ Story Is Informed by His Experience as a Black Gay Man

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Wow! Who wouldn't want to watch that?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 03:04 PM (FVME7)

389 His contact must either be a Pirate with eyepatch a Cyclopes or a one eyed Minion

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 23, 2023 05:21 PM (wGqjj)

390

https://is.gd/6qz2gK

One-Eye characters
in "The Thief and the Cobbler"
a favorite & namesake movie

Posted by: zigzag at March 24, 2023 04:04 PM (7LZHO)

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