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Disclaimer: Beware of falling eels.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2023 04:04 AM (T4tVD)

2 Hi JT

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 22, 2023 04:05 AM (BLOW1)

3 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 22, 2023 04:05 AM (odVni)

4 Hiya Pixy !

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2023 04:06 AM (T4tVD)

5 Falling eels?

Eeew

Mornin' again, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 22, 2023 04:11 AM (0Rlao)

6 I'm up, just slacking playing a suduko

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 04:12 AM (xhxe8)

7 Evening and morning to all!

The story on the ONT about the high rate of absence at work among jabbed workers -- I've noticed my colleagues, all needle worshipers, are continually having to call in sick. I don't know if it's statistically significant, but I note it.

One of the comments on that article ascribed it to Gen Z people quietly quitting, doing the absolute minimum of work and showing up when they felt like it. That could be a point.

Another pointed out that his employer extended their termination date to October 1 when it had been June 1, and thus required people who were to be axed on May 31 to show up for work on June 1. I wonder how many "Fug you" responses they got to that . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 22, 2023 04:16 AM (omVj0)

8 Used to do several of the sudokus a day when passing time at mom's.

I liked the harder ones

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 22, 2023 04:19 AM (0Rlao)

9 Hiya MLii !

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2023 04:19 AM (T4tVD)

10 Gah.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2023 04:21 AM (xAJtR)

11 Hey JT!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 22, 2023 04:24 AM (0Rlao)

12 We had a gorgeous warm-ish day yesterday.. I think spring may actually be here

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 22, 2023 04:25 AM (0Rlao)

13 Got to 60 I think, was going arts and crafts but on ground for a hour and have a leg cramp since yesterday

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 04:31 AM (xhxe8)

14 Three in a row?

All good, work calls, and I'm out the door.

Make it a good day, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 22, 2023 04:32 AM (0Rlao)

15 A Portland, OR is proposing to spend 12 billion to "solve the homeless crisis" Sounds fine with me. They don't say what they are going to do with the money, but I'm sure the big guy will get his 10 percent. As the federal government will no doubt find the money for the state or city.
Just about as crazy as SF and their 5 million to hand out to each black former slave's family. Of course the scammers will find a way.

Posted by: colin at March 22, 2023 04:36 AM (7APtf)

16 Disclaimer: Beware of falling eels.


Hovercraft is too heavy for liftoff.

Posted by: Miklos, bouncy bouncy at March 22, 2023 04:40 AM (2hexI)

17 Disclaimer: Beware of falling eels.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM

"Do you hear that sound, Highness? Those are the..."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2023 04:43 AM (kGtj5)

18 Got to 60 I think, was going arts and crafts but on ground for a hour and have a leg cramp since yesterday
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023


***
It's about 60 here in the early AM. I worked out yesterday, was fine, but my lower left ribcage is sore as if I bumped it hard, which I don't remember doing. It still is. I settled for stretching and mild calisthenics for today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 22, 2023 04:46 AM (omVj0)

19
Try to unredact this ████.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 22, 2023 05:02 AM (enJYY)

20 It's after your done doing something you feel it

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 05:03 AM (xhxe8)

21 It amazing sometimes when you workout especially hard, you are quite sore. But a few hours of sleep seems to make it mostly all go away. In my younger years when I spent hours and hours at the gym, I had about the same thing, but recovered faster. I just don't understand the humane body that well I guess.

Posted by: colin at March 22, 2023 05:06 AM (7APtf)

22
Tonight I undergo the annual audit in my role as treasurer for a group to which I belong. I am certain that I will be judged as doing my work well and so I will pass.
That done, I will finally be able to take the computer on which I perform my duties to a repair shop to get its head right. Two years of evident deterioration in its performance will come to an end.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2023 05:07 AM (pNxlR)

23 Try to unredact this ████.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 22, 2023 05:02 AM (enJYY)
-

Been rubbing the screen with acetone a few minutes. Looks like it's beginning to come off.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 22, 2023 05:09 AM (odVni)

24 That done, I will finally be able to take the computer on which I perform my duties to a repair shop to get its head right.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2023 05:07 AM (pNxlR)
-

Remember Hunter Biden!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 22, 2023 05:11 AM (odVni)

25 Time for a few hours napping.

Posted by: Ciampino needing sleep at March 22, 2023 05:17 AM (qfLjt)

26 I have a dentist appointment in midtown this morning. Hoping to have time to go to Katz' for pastrami. Why midtown when we live in Jamaica Queens? Because the wife shops where the white people shop.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 22, 2023 05:22 AM (Eeb9P)

27 >>>including the inviting one of OpenAI going abruptly bankrupt and never having to hear about ChatGPT ever again.

and *the world* never having to hear about ChatGPT again?

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 05:25 AM (v0TzN)

28 14 Three in a row?
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 22, 2023 04:32 AM (0Rlao)

Nah, just two in a row. Skip snuck in there.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 05:26 AM (v0TzN)

29 The effort to recall LaToya the Destroya, the "mayor" of this benighted city, has apparently fallen short. The local "news" people are apparently stymied as to why this should happen, how so many signatures could be rejected.

The answer is simple: Democrats. Fraud. Very simple.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 22, 2023 05:37 AM (omVj0)

30 Because the wife shops where the white people shop.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 22, 2023


***
I wish I could find that secret area around here. Maybe it's on the north shore of the lake, but that's a hell of a drive for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 22, 2023 05:43 AM (omVj0)

31 3 and your in time out, I hate when that happens

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 05:44 AM (xhxe8)

32 We could solve homelessness if the government just gave everyone a billion dollars. It would only cost $350 billion, about half of what we spend on the military.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2023 05:46 AM (R8uWY)

33 White people don't shop in Queens.

I know nothing of NY. I couldn't even name all 6 boroughs, though I have probably heard their names.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2023 05:48 AM (R8uWY)

34 If Trump is sworn in as president while in prison, can he pardon himself?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2023 05:51 AM (R8uWY)

35 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 22, 2023 05:52 AM (ju2Fy)

36 I know nothing of NY. I couldn't even name all 6 boroughs, though I have probably heard their names.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Queens, Bronx, Manhattan, Brooklyn, Staten Island.

What's the sixth?

The closest I've been to NYC is JFK Airport.

Posted by: Cerno be trippin' at March 22, 2023 05:54 AM (sAmhv)

37 Off sock

Posted by: Cerno be trippin' at March 22, 2023 05:54 AM (sAmhv)

38 Off sock. For real this time.

I should go to bed. Go to work tonight.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2023 05:55 AM (sAmhv)

39 Permission to rest,:

A reflection on a passage from Genesis and the need for rest. How can you get some rest today?

https://tinyurl.com/2c7jms4k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2023 05:57 AM (dvh65)

40 I could've been first, but I was busy reading about how Win11 does not allow me to "never combine" task buttons on my new LT. Then went back to bed.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 22, 2023 05:57 AM (ju2Fy)

41 Oh, see. I would have said Harlem, Hamptons and New Jersey.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2023 06:00 AM (R8uWY)

42 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 06:00 AM (BRHaw)

43 Cernovich is a twit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2023 06:01 AM (R8uWY)

44 Man scales building to rescue person from fire:

https://tinyurl.com/r3cjteuy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2023 06:01 AM (dvh65)

45 Cernovich is a weirdo. He's all over the place.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2023 06:03 AM (sAmhv)

46 College wrestler saves friend from bear:

https://tinyurl.com/36zwjwcd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2023 06:05 AM (dvh65)

47 They're gradually making it impossible to do anything or say anything that isn't racist.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 22, 2023 06:05 AM (ThaG8)

48 Dem-led Colorado city BANS new gas stations in bid to tackle climate change: Now limited to six in town of 21,000 people

I hope they have to get mules and wagon

Gooder and Harderer!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 06:06 AM (BRHaw)

49 I wish I could take a nap

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 06:07 AM (xhxe8)

50 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2023 06:07 AM (u82oZ)

51 Flatbush?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 22, 2023 06:10 AM (60JLa)

52 Hell's Kitchen?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2023 06:11 AM (u82oZ)

53 I do know that the Bronx is up and the Battery is down...

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2023 06:11 AM (vd8XM)

54 If everything is racist then nothing is racist.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 22, 2023 06:11 AM (DhOHl)

55 Article yesterday, how the battery part of EV will be its downfall. They will not last years of daily charging. And you can't get rid of them.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 06:11 AM (xhxe8)

56
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2023 06:12 AM (ENBF0)

57 Skip

Billions of dollars are being spent on research and development of Li battery recycling.

Li batteries are a money and resource sink. But the fire-fighters get paid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2023 06:13 AM (u82oZ)

58 Disclaimer: Beware of falling eels.

Mark Rober has a pretty cool video about drone delivery.
Ask the UToobz.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 22, 2023 06:15 AM (DhOHl)

59 Beautiful scenic picture from Norway:

And no, it's not Miss Norway 2023. Sorry, guys! 😉

https://tinyurl.com/5n8bu5yh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2023 06:15 AM (dvh65)

60 Hal 9000 > Clippy > ChatGPT

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2023 06:15 AM (5+0fa)

61 Cloudy ⛅️ above freezing 🥶

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 06:15 AM (xhxe8)

62 There's more oil than lithium.

Posted by: Just sayin' at March 22, 2023 06:16 AM (DhOHl)

63 FenelonSpoke

I am willing to accept a picture today of Miss Norway 1970.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2023 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

64 I'm pining for the F150s.

Posted by: Miss Norway 1970 at March 22, 2023 06:20 AM (DhOHl)

65 Just sayin'

Oil from algae, sopping up waste heat from nuclear power plants, is a sound way to go. Algae can even use waste CO₂ from coal plants or gas turbine boost engines.

But not the margin for graft from Li batteries, so research languishes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2023 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

66
Flatbush?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 22, 2023 06:10 AM


Pretty inevitable if a woman doesn't shave 'down there' and wears tight panty hose.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 22, 2023 06:22 AM (enJYY)

67 FenelonSpoke

Nice picture. Thanks!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2023 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

68 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2023 06:18 AM (u82oZ

LOL. You're a handy fellow. You're on your own there,buddy, if I were going to use my phone to look up good looking Norweigians (sp) it would be the other gender.,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2023 06:23 AM (Tv+uj)

69 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2023 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

You're welcome! Have a good bus day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2023 06:24 AM (pIAW6)

70 FenelonSpoke

Pro tip for you: Norwegian male pole vaulters.
*Smile*

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2023 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

71 Boker Tov Patriots
Pray for America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2023 06:28 AM (YMaeD)

72 Good morning morons

The method of the Marxists is to generate a reaction, to aggravate social divisions, and create civil disorder.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 22, 2023 06:28 AM (EZebt)

73 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2023 06:31 AM (Pnz33)

74 Flatbush?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

Widebush.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2023 06:31 AM (R8uWY)

75 Nevergiveup

Good morning, Sir.
I pray for the America that was to return.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2023 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

76 Have a great day, everyone.

May your paycheck clear the bank, and sunlight show you delights.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 22, 2023 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

77 Pray for America
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2023 06:28 AM (YMaeD)

Yes, indeed. I do everyday. Thanks for reminding us!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2023 06:34 AM (9YbFY)

78 ...Hoping to have time to go to Katz' for pastrami. Why midtown when we live in Jamaica Queens? Because the wife shops where the white people shop.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 22, 2023 05:22 AM (Eeb9P)
===
Bring me some!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 22, 2023 06:34 AM (EZebt)

79 Jamaica, I was a kid in Hilltop Village on Francis Lewis Blvd.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 22, 2023 06:40 AM (EZebt)

80 JohnCornyn

Zelensky has an answer for DeSantis:

"Ukrainian President VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY “didn’t want to appeal to the hearts of Americans, in other words, but to their heads. … [T]his was his answer: Help us fight them here, help us defeat them here, and you won’t have to fight them…

John spend tax and war is not really an (R).

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 06:41 AM (BRHaw)

81 Flatbush City Limits

Tina Turner

https://youtu.be/I07249JX8w4


https://youtu.be/x7Z5P2cImhs

Bob Seger

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2023 06:42 AM (sAmhv)

82 Among LGBQ+ students, close to 70% said they experienced persistent feelings of sadness or hopelessness during the past year, more than 50% had poor mental health during the past 30 days and almost 25% attempted suicide during the past year.

This is 100% because of adult trying to sexualize children. Every teacher and activist trying to get kids to come out is really just a pervert.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 06:44 AM (BRHaw)

83 81 Flatbush City Limits

Tina Turner

https://youtu.be/I07249JX8w4


https://youtu.be/x7Z5P2cImhs

Bob Seger
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2023 06:42 AM (sAmhv)

Thanks for the labels, Puddleglum! I'll be going there.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 06:47 AM (v0TzN)

84 Would unleashing nerve gas in a condo be overkill for a mouse? How about a pod of killer whales? They'd get that mouse. I have no idea where it came in. I thought I got all the places where a mouse can come in patched up. I laid out more traps.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2023 06:47 AM (sAmhv)

85 Get yer Eel-Proof Umbrellas right here! Step up, one and all. See the amazing power of the Eel-Proof Umbrella to repel the little wigglies. We're having a Big Sale today. Come on down!!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Seizing and Pouncing on an Entrepreneurial Opportunity at March 22, 2023 06:47 AM (PiwSw)

86 Trump's arrest would be a very serious inflection point and the so-called opposition has been mincing and prancing.

This country will have been changed forever and there will be no going back. Once they silence their most prominent opponent dissent will be formally criminalized.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 22, 2023 06:49 AM (EZebt)

87 I dislike Bob Seger.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2023 06:50 AM (R8uWY)

88 Well, his music. He might be a nice guy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2023 06:50 AM (R8uWY)

89 The inflection point for me is when they claimed their scalp with Flynn and didn't stop

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2023 06:51 AM (R8uWY)

90
almost 25% attempted suicide during the past year.


Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 06:44 AM


Hard to believe it's that high. Some numbers on suicidal ideation I recall:
adopted children 4%
homosexual 10%
gender benders 40%

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 22, 2023 06:52 AM (enJYY)

91 84 Puddleglum, mice are persistent little bastards and will return to their entry points, even if patched, and just chew their way in again. Shove some steel wool into obvious ports of entry with a little caulking or adhesive.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2023 06:53 AM (lz5hY)

92 It's a miracle that was recorded and preserved.
My goodness she's a goddess.

Ike & Tina Turner - Nutbush City Limits (1973)
Musikladen
https://youtu.be/I07249JX8w4

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 06:53 AM (v0TzN)

93 Fort Bragg is being renamed as Ft. Liberty by the end of this year, because Gen Braxton Bragg was a Confederate soldier. Since Alvin Bragg has the same last name, he must be a Racist.

That's how it works, isn't it?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 22, 2023 06:56 AM (PiwSw)

94 Good morning all. I'm tired this morning - not hardly fair, getting up tired.

Kidsharn has had the covid-crap since Sunday. I'm not sick. Yet.

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 22, 2023 06:57 AM (yEBFM)

95 Good morning! Happy hump day! Spending some time with the old pups later at Shep's. Always makes my heart happy.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 22, 2023 06:58 AM (wagHN)

96 Every teacher and activist trying to get kids to come out is really just a pervert.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 06:44 AM (BRHaw)

BINGO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2023 06:58 AM (YMaeD)

97 91 84 Puddleglum, mice are persistent little bastards and will return to their entry points, even if patched, and just chew their way in again. Shove some steel wool into obvious ports of entry with a little caulking or adhesive.
Posted by: bill in arkansas



I did the steel wool part but not the caulk. Will try. Probably will have to wait till my next break. Work the next 4 nights.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2023 06:58 AM (sAmhv)

98 93 Fort Bragg is being renamed as Ft. Liberty by the end of this year, because Gen Braxton Bragg was a Confederate soldier. Since Alvin Bragg has the same last name, he must be a Racist.

That's how it works, isn't it?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 22, 2023 06:56 AM (PiwSw)

Even to his tenth generation.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 06:58 AM (v0TzN)

99 99

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 06:59 AM (v0TzN)

100 100

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 06:59 AM (v0TzN)

101 Well, looky there! m can count...

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 22, 2023 07:00 AM (yEBFM)

102 mornin yall. I'm going to the CPA today to get my taxes done. I think I'd rather apply drywall mud with my tongue.

Posted by: fd at March 22, 2023 07:00 AM (iayUP)

103 84 Would unleashing nerve gas in a condo be overkill for a mouse? How about a pod of killer whales? They'd get that mouse.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2023 06:47 AM (sAmhv)

Yes, these techniques would be overkill.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:00 AM (v0TzN)

104 100 100
Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 06:59 AM (v0TzN)

That's an impressive talent. LOL
Can you make any money doing that? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2023 07:01 AM (YMaeD)

105 Would unleashing nerve gas in a condo be overkill for a mouse? How about a pod of killer whales? They'd get that mouse.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2023 06:47 AM (sAmhv)


How big are you and how big is the mouse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2023 07:01 AM (YMaeD)

106 Fort Bragg is being renamed as Ft. Liberty by the end of this year

Seriously? FFS. This is just insane. It will never stop either.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 22, 2023 07:01 AM (wagHN)

107 Nevada attorney general Aaron Ford says the state’s rising retail theft rates must be curbed. He should know—in 2019, the Democrat testified in support of a law that made it harder for prosecutors to jail retail thieves.

Ford on March 2 presented a bill that would allow his office to “investigate and prosecute organized retail theft crimes.” The measure, Ford said, is “necessary” given the rise in retail theft crimes seen in Nevada—last year, for example, the state saw a 15 percent increase in property crimes and a staggering 39 percent increase in drug-store thefts on the Las Vegas Strip.

Marxist hate personal property. They assume that everything is commonly owned and therefore free.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:02 AM (BRHaw)

108
I had sex education in an all-male 'health class' in 7th or 8th grade. The topic of homosexuality never came up. I think it is a parents only topic that should be discussed with children of that age, in the sense of a warning - especially to boys approaching their period of peak attraction to homosexual males.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 22, 2023 07:03 AM (enJYY)

109 106 Fort Bragg is being renamed as Ft. Liberty by the end of this year

Seriously? FFS. This is just insane. It will never stop either.
Posted by: jewells45 f*** cancer at March 22, 2023 07:01 AM (wagHN)

None of it will ever stop.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:05 AM (v0TzN)

110 107 I was in one of the dollar stores last week, and two full aisles now have those plastic covers over the merchandise that sound an alarm when lifted. You get a bottle of aspirin, beeep. You get vitamins, beeep. Of course they only have one person working in the whole store who isn't going to go out of her way to stop a shoplifter.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2023 07:06 AM (lz5hY)

111 450 Million Doses Of Covid Vaccine Trashed In Europe Because No One Will Take The Jab

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:08 AM (BRHaw)

112 110 107 I was in one of the dollar stores last week, and two full aisles now have those plastic covers over the merchandise that sound an alarm when lifted. You get a bottle of aspirin, beeep. You get vitamins, beeep. Of course they only have one person working in the whole store who isn't going to go out of her way to stop a shoplifter.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2023 07:06 AM (lz5hY)

Is the option to have an employee come remove the item from under the cover? Because that would require a lot of additional employees.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:09 AM (v0TzN)

113 Someone dropped a deuce near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton

It was during the turd act.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:11 AM (BRHaw)

114 Well, off to bed. Later Daywalkers.

https://youtu.be/O6k8DFb8fWs

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2023 07:11 AM (sAmhv)

115 "Poland's Health Minister Adam Niedzielski called on the European Commission on Tuesday to explain why it entered into a large COVID-19 vaccine contract at the height of the pandemic that has left the bloc on the hook for millions of unused doses"

https://tinyurl.com/3n84s335
Politico
MARCH 14, 2023

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:11 AM (v0TzN)

116 same Politico article:

"Only 1.7 percent of the EU/EEA's adult population has been administered a third booster, with that number barely budging since the start of the year."

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:13 AM (v0TzN)

117 Bolton said the following on Twitter on March 16, 2023:

I am disappointed by @GovRonDeSantis comments on Ukraine. Whatever the political strategy was, I think that it was wrong and in terms of geopolitics it was badly wrong. The conflict in Ukraine is of vital interest to the US and we deserve leaders who understand the importance of America’s global priorities.

This is pure fucking evil! PS fuck John Cornyn too!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:14 AM (BRHaw)

118
It's a shame that video of Fauci getting shot down by the AA male took so long to appear. To me, with the numbers being totted it was spring of 2021.

I think the final total % of US population jabbed was around 73%. I find that 'plausible' based on the enormous pressure put on individuals to conform.

Now 80% of Philadelphia residents voting (D) election after election? I don't believe that for one minute.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 22, 2023 07:14 AM (enJYY)

119 116 same Politico article:

"Only 1.7 percent of the EU/EEA's adult population has been administered a third booster, with that number barely budging since the start of the year."
Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:13 AM (v0TzN)

And about 65% of all deaths are people with the 3rd shot.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:15 AM (BRHaw)

120 118 I think the final total % of US population jabbed was around 73%. I find that 'plausible' based on the enormous pressure put on individuals to conform.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 22, 2023 07:14 AM (enJYY)

73% had at least ONE shot? I might believe that.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:17 AM (v0TzN)

121 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 22, 2023 07:17 AM (QNv15)

122 Still some ace keychains left folks. Very cool looking and everyone will want to be you because you have one.

https://tinyurl.com/ybvdc6n4

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 22, 2023 07:23 AM (wagHN)

123 This should be interesting, woke up to a text from 14 yr old granddaughter "I was wondering if you or grandpa would do something big for me? Something like extra big and so big that I won't ask for anything until Christmas" And if you will I need it by 3pm tomorrow.

Hmmm Wonder if she wants a pony?

Posted by: Molly k. at March 22, 2023 07:23 AM (j/yko)

124 BBC is rotting at the core:

How Elon Musk's tweets unleashed a wave of hate

https://www.bbc.com/news/
technology-64989720

I'm not going to read it.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:25 AM (v0TzN)

125 123 This should be interesting, woke up to a text from 14 yr old granddaughter "I was wondering if you or grandpa would do something big for me? Something like extra big and so big that I won't ask for anything until Christmas" And if you will I need it by 3pm tomorrow.

Hmmm Wonder if she wants a pony?
Posted by: Molly k. at March 22, 2023 07:23 AM (j/yko)

prolly need a grand to cover her march madness bets

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:25 AM (BRHaw)

126 prolly need a grand to cover her march madness bets
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:25 AM (BRHaw)

Hahaha.......hope not. I'm going to Vegas tomorrow to blow that myself!

Posted by: Molly k. at March 22, 2023 07:26 AM (j/yko)

127

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 22, 2023 07:27 AM (vwCZJ)

128 most laughable part is "I won't ask for anything until Christmas".

O rly?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 22, 2023 07:28 AM (QNv15)

129 We could solve homelessness if the government just gave everyone a billion dollars. It would only cost $350 billion, about half of what we spend on the military.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2023 05:46 AM (R8uWY)


I know math is frowned upon here but there are more than 350 people in the country. The cost for this plan would be 350 quintillion, which is a bit more than we spend on the military.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 22, 2023 07:29 AM (GYIa4)

130 This is who the leftist at Stanford love:

This is the transgender pedophile at the center of a mass protest at Stanford University against a Trump-appointed Judge who refused to allow the felon to change her name on conviction records.

DailyMail.com can reveal the mugshot of Norman Keith Varner, 42, who failed in her bid to change her name to Kathrine Nicole Jett, 42, on court records.

Varner has twice been convicted of possessing child pornography and failing to register as a sex offender.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:29 AM (BRHaw)

131 123 This should be interesting, woke up to a text from 14 yr old granddaughter "I was wondering if you or grandpa would do something big for me? Something like extra big and so big that I won't ask for anything until Christmas" And if you will I need it by 3pm tomorrow.
Posted by: Molly k. at March 22, 2023 07:23 AM (j/yko)

3 pm is when school gets out? So maybe a registration fee for a school trip or activity of some sort.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:30 AM (v0TzN)

132 @111

>>450 Million Doses Of Covid Vaccine Trashed In Europe Because No One Will Take The Jab


The *Vaccines are safe, the *Vaccines are effective, the *Vaccines work.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 22, 2023 07:30 AM (65yM8)

133 129 We could solve homelessness if the government just gave everyone a billion dollars. It would only cost $350 billion, about half of what we spend on the military.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2023 05:46 AM (R8uWY)

I know math is frowned upon here but there are more than 350 people in the country. The cost for this plan would be 350 quintillion, which is a bit more than we spend on the military.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 22, 2023 07:29 AM (GYIa4)

CAT is riffing on people who have publicly made outrageous math errors like that in similar contexts.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:31 AM (v0TzN)

134
The drag queen 'early show' starts at 3 pm?

Hope not.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 22, 2023 07:32 AM (enJYY)

135 Two influential members of Israel's Knesset have introduced a bill to outlaw teaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ in Israel and sentence violators to prison.

Christian tourism has to be the top 5 sources of income for Israel.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:33 AM (BRHaw)

136 Still some ace keychains left folks. Very cool looking and everyone will want to be you because you have one.

https://tinyurl.com/ybvdc6n4
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 22, 2023 07:23 AM (wagHN)


They're going fast.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 22, 2023 07:33 AM (GYIa4)

137 The board boasted about being the first to adopt a rule requiring truck manufacturers to transition from diesel to electric beginning in 2024.

I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:35 AM (BRHaw)

138
Regardless, it might be a good idea to call her parental units and ask them if there was money she asked them for that they said no to. That would be my play.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 22, 2023 07:35 AM (enJYY)

139 present

Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 07:36 AM (geLO8)

140 What is today's Trumpfoonery™?

Posted by: Just Wondering at March 22, 2023 07:36 AM (qYtYp)

141 FL Dad Fatally Shoots Physically Abusive Ex-Boyfriend Who Came Back to Her Apartment After Police Left

play stupid games...

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:37 AM (BRHaw)

142 Two influential members of Israel's Knesset have introduced a bill to outlaw teaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ in Israel and sentence violators to prison.

Christian tourism has to be the top 5 sources of income for Israel.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:33 AM (BRHaw)

Well 2 points first. 1 That is not true as you stated it.
What these ultra orthodox want to do is outlaw Proselytizing. Not the teaching of the Gospel.

And 2 it has no chance of passing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2023 07:37 AM (YMaeD)

143 Went down the rabbit hole of this wide receiver looking mofo "coming out" in a dress on national TV and, more importantly, to f*ck up his dad who did nothing but love him and want what's best for him:

https://tinyurl.com/2fzo59n4

I saw two new angles.

"Trans people are normal because we've existed for thousands of years"

and

"Tom boys are trans who just didn't take it all the way"

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not from conspiracy theories of impacts at March 22, 2023 07:38 AM (O69GV)

144 It will turn out that all the base names will be racist at some point. Liberty sounds like white supremacy to me.

I proposed that each base receive a random combination of letters of the phonetic alphabet screened for things like Foxtrot Uniform and Bravo Zulu.

The exception will be the base on the Moon which will be designated Alpha.

Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2023 07:39 AM (pwExq)

145 JPMorgan Chase thought it had $1.3 million worth of nickel stored in a warehouse. A closer examination revealed bags of stones.

all i got was a rock

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:39 AM (BRHaw)

146 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2023 07:40 AM (uLr+K)

147 142 Two influential members of Israel's Knesset have introduced a bill to outlaw teaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ in Israel and sentence violators to prison.

Christian tourism has to be the top 5 sources of income for Israel.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:33 AM (BRHaw)

Well 2 points first. 1 That is not true as you stated it.
What these ultra orthodox want to do is outlaw Proselytizing. Not the teaching of the Gospel.

And 2 it has no chance of passing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2023 07:37 AM (YMaeD)

And 3 no good would come of preventing opposition bills. Propose, debate, then shoot 'em down!

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:42 AM (v0TzN)

148 Exactly what they’re getting varies, but I think a lot of it is feeling like they’re part of something. It’s a source of bonding, a source of self-worth, and — importantly — an excuse to treat members of the out-group badly. Many people are happy to have an excuse to treat other people badly and to feel good about it, and all sorts of ideologies, including but not limited to religion, provide that in various forms.

https://tinyurl.com/2xjejkwt

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:42 AM (BRHaw)

149 You know what's fun?

Being at a town hall type meeting when an enraged parent drops xerox copies of images and text from the book 'Gender Queer' in the middle of the tables and the crowd attending.

Ho boy was that fun!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2023 07:43 AM (uLr+K)

150 "JPMorgan Chase thought it had $1.3 million worth of nickel stored in a warehouse. A closer examination revealed bags of stones."

Somebody pulled the old switcheroo.

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2023 07:43 AM (SYTee)

151 And 3 no good would come of preventing opposition bills. Propose, debate, then shoot 'em down!
Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:42 AM (v0TzN)

Well that is what will happen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2023 07:43 AM (YMaeD)

152 I am told that DeSantis is straight up Jeb Bush. I am also told that the establishment GOP is angry at him for not wanting to spend all the money in Ukraine.

I get it, politics ain't beanbag, but is it too much to ask that it just not be stupid?

Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2023 07:44 AM (pwExq)

153 Teaching the Gospel is illegal in many countries. It's barely legal here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 22, 2023 07:44 AM (EZebt)

154 Exactly what they’re getting varies, but I think a lot of it is feeling like they’re part of something. It’s a source of bonding, a source of self-worth, and — importantly — an excuse to treat members of the out-group badly. Many people are happy to have an excuse to treat other people badly and to feel good about it, and all sorts of ideologies, including but not limited to religion, provide that in various forms.

https://tinyurl.com/2xjejkwt

--

These embrace-sin rainbow-worshiping churches will have members leaving to worship "AI" in the next decade.

I'm not saying that jokingly.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not from conspiracy theories of impacts at March 22, 2023 07:44 AM (O69GV)

155 Being at a town hall type meeting when an enraged parent drops xerox copies of images and text from the book 'Gender Queer' in the middle of the tables and the crowd attending.

Ho boy was that fun!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

--

I'm guessing the parent could be arrested if any children saw it.

Not the librarians or teachers or administrators, though. Because reasons.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not from conspiracy theories of impacts at March 22, 2023 07:46 AM (O69GV)

156 Desantis must think, or have been convinced by the nevertrumpers, that he can stab Trump in the back and get elected in the general.

How naive. Sadly.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 22, 2023 07:48 AM (/k9DC)

157 148 Exactly what they’re getting varies, but I think a lot of it is feeling like they’re part of something. It’s a source of bonding, a source of self-worth, and — importantly — an excuse to treat members of the out-group badly. Many people are happy to have an excuse to treat other people badly and to feel good about it, and all sorts of ideologies, including but not limited to religion, provide that in various forms.

https://tinyurl.com/2xjejkwt
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:42 AM (BRHaw)

Here's the text of the banner in the photo at that link:

Be the Church.
Care for the poor.
Embrace diversity.
Reject racism.
Fight climate change.
Forgive often.
Love God.
Empower the powerless.
Share earthly and spiritual resources.
Enjoy this life.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:48 AM (v0TzN)

158 What is today's Trumpfoonery™?
Posted by: Just Wondering at March 22, 2023 07:36 AM (qYtYp)

Won't know. Don't care. Won't be tuning into
the Trump- DeSantis wars at ASHQ or anywhere else today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2023 07:48 AM (Orwpw)

159 Nood

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 22, 2023 07:48 AM (GYIa4)

160 I stole all my technology just like the Chinese!

Posted by: Willie Pedo Gates at March 22, 2023 07:48 AM (LPkjK)

161 151 And 3 no good would come of preventing opposition bills. Propose, debate, then shoot 'em down!
Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:42 AM (v0TzN)

Well that is what will happen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2023 07:43 AM (YMaeD)

And yay.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2023 07:50 AM (v0TzN)

162 Nood jj

Posted by: They intend to crash the banks with Trump's arrest at March 22, 2023 07:51 AM (Rzo5e)

163 Desantis must think, or have been convinced by the nevertrumpers, that he can stab Trump in the back and get elected in the general.

But it's ok when Trump is happily shitting all over DeSantis, right?

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 22, 2023 08:05 AM (Vu7A1)

164 Pixy, I am experiencing a very odd behavior on AOS HQ when I use MS Edge. The page loads, then after a few seconds it blacks out and reloads, but when I try scrolling down the page it will only go a few lines and jitters when I try to keep scrolling. Oddly enough, it doesn't do this in Chrome. I know, the recommendation would be don't use Edge, but do you happen to know why the page would be doing this on Edge?
Thanks for great content every morning.

Posted by: TimInVirginia at March 22, 2023 09:23 AM (5lb6r)

165 Google's Pixel phones allowed you to recover the hidden areas of redacted or cropped images.

In a court case, a pdf was sent to me by the other side with "redactions", but when I did a text search, it landed on the "redacted" areas and I was able, with a few clicks, to copy the entire page, redactions included, and copy them to a word doc, seeing everything that was supposedly redacted. Interesting stuff was hidden there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 22, 2023 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

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