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China Could Be Harvesting All of Your Personal Data Through TikTok -- Even If You Don't Use TikTok
The social media app TikTok has been a focus for concerns that the Chinese government could access data on individual users. Whether the app poses a security risk remains unclear, but TikTok has been banned from government devices in several countries. However, reports suggest that computer-based tools designed to collect data from publicly available sources can also collate extensive information on TikTok users -- as well as those on other networking apps. These Open Source Intelligence tools need no special access to apps. This raises questions that apply to all forms of social media. In 2015, on a visit to the United Kingdom, President Xi Jinping of China said: "The Chinese government supports Chinese companies in going global. But we believe that this process should be market-oriented, with companies being the main driver."The fact that China -- and Russia -- and other countries -- and hostile US corporations -- are all collecting data is especially ominous when you consider the "Store Now, Decrypt Later" agenda. Currently, most encrypted data is protected by RSA encryption, which encrypts data using a ferociously large number. The keys to decrypting this data are the prime number factors which were multiplied to generate that ferociously large number. For all intents and purposes, a good RSA is uncrackable within any reasonable about of time -- it could take decades to break an RSA code. But that's with current computers. Quantum computers don't have many advantages over normal computers, except a big one -- they can factor ferociously large numbers into their prime factors like no one's business. A code that might take a normal super-computer 10 years to break could take a quantum computer minutes or hours. But quantum computers don't work well -- yet. The emphasis very much on the "yet." While quantum computing is so difficult to achieve we don't have any quantum computers that can do anything beyond simple calculations, experts expect that we'll have fully-developed quantum computing in 10 to 20 years, at most. And that means that all the data which is currently safe from computer code-breaking attempts will become easily breakable in 10 to 20 years. Thus, "store now, decrypt later." Simply download all the encrypted data you can now, and store it. You can't break those codes now -- but you will be able to in the near future. And when all that encrypted data is suddenly easily read -- that will be a "quantum apocalypse" for data protection.
... You might be forgiven for thinking this was yet another classic piece of corporate engineering resulting in an Internet sensation. However, some governments in Europe and North America seem to think that TikTok is more than a simple commercial enterprise. TikTok has been a lightning rod for a shift in sentiment that has seen the United Kingdom, European Union, Canada and the United States ban the app from government devices on grounds of security. TikTok narrowly missed being banned completely from the United States in 2020 by then-President Donald Trump. That threat has been revived under the Biden administration.
Much of the worry about TikTok is fueled by Chinese government legislation compelling companies based in the country to cooperate with state authorities as required. It's an open question whether TikTok is really a security risk; it could also be a company caught in the crossfire of tensions between countries.
Security concerns were supported by a report in 2022 from cybersecurity firm Internet 2.0. Their investigations appeared to show that TikTok was capturing data with the potential to be useful, should someone wish to build a profile of the user. This would have remained a purely theoretical threat if the data were not being passed back to China. For a long time, TikTok insisted any data collected by its servers could not be accessed by anyone in China. In November, the company changed its privacy policy. It now said staff in China could access data. In fact, it went further, stating that European users' data was accessible to TikTok staff in Brazil, Canada, Israel, the United States and Singapore. This did little to help quell security concerns.
Cybersecurity experts have warned that hackers are stealing data now to decrypt it in the future, as quantum computing could render modern encryption methods obsolete. Quantum computers are expected to shake up our world for better -- and, potentially, for worse. These powerful machines merge computer science and quantum physics to vastly increase processing power, and can solve certain types of problems much faster than a conventional computer. Once true quantum computers become a reality, they are expected to surpass modern computers in almost every way, performing calculations that would otherwise be impossible. However, there is a growing concern among cybersecurity experts that the quantum apocalypse is approaching. This is a term used to describe the predicted fallout of quantum computers being able to solve current cryptographic algorithms quickly. Jason Soroko is the CTO of PKI at cybersecurity firm Sectigo. He told SiliconRepublic.com that while quantum computing has progressed in a linear way, we have to anticipate "eureka" moments that could really speed up its advancement. "It is a matter of when rather than whether quantum computers will change the digital world as we know it," Soroko said. But there are already suggestions that sensitive data is being stolen by hackers to be decrypted in a quantum future, setting an urgency to update modern encryption methods.And meanwhile China just downloads, downloads, downloads.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 21, 2023 05:25 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2023 05:25 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2023 05:26 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 21, 2023 05:26 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: chairman xi at March 21, 2023 05:27 PM (Vwz3I)
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Posted by: Fool Otto at March 21, 2023 05:28 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:28 PM (zZu0s)
Thanks to Gaylord, Beijing already has all my security clearance information.
So welcome to the party ...
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:29 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 21, 2023 05:30 PM (lEVn+)
Sreepy Joe and other Bei-dens arrow us!!
Posted by: Xi at March 21, 2023 05:30 PM (7rBuZ)
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Posted by: DB - re-thinking the tuba at March 21, 2023 05:30 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 21, 2023 05:30 PM (lTGtQ)
Funny how that works...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:31 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Suetonius at March 21, 2023 05:31 PM (rg50F)
Posted by: MikeG at March 21, 2023 05:31 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2023 05:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 21, 2023 05:31 PM (cupoy)
Poor ESG score will up your chances of a live organ donation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:32 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 21, 2023 05:32 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2023 05:32 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 21, 2023 05:31 PM (cupoy)
Yoko-esque?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:32 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: All those cocksuckera have all our information already at March 21, 2023 05:32 PM (La8Fd)
Posted by: fd at March 21, 2023 05:32 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:32 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 05:33 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:33 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: DanMan at March 21, 2023 05:34 PM (DB6tu)
“Zelensky, the Western media’s hero of liberal democracy, has banned political opposition. That may be understandable, if still lamentable, in wartime. But who will hold his government accountable after the war? The aim of any war is a superior postwar order."
You fucking retards, we held elections DURING a civil war. The rules/ideals hold even during 'emergencies' or else they mean NOTHING.
SMFH.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:32 PM (5+0fa)
I just assumed he got his head stuck in a honey jar while not wearing pants.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 21, 2023 05:35 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 05:33 PM (us2H3)
Takes a while to bounce from Spain and back?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 05:35 PM (0hOvj)
SMFH.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:34 PM (zZu0s)
That shit got put paid in 2020, around the world.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at March 21, 2023 05:36 PM (mGabY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:36 PM (5+0fa)
You'll know when China has invented quantum computers.
World War 3: Cyber Boogaloo pretty much begins right after that.
Everything including the military will go on the fritz instantly worldwide. Except for China.
Good-bye banking! Goodbye food! Goodbye jerking off to internet nudes!
Etc.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 21, 2023 05:36 PM (L1tQx)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 05:36 PM (us2H3)
'It's like computer code written in middle english...'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at March 21, 2023 05:36 PM (mGabY)
Yeah, it did and these fucking cock gobbling choad suckers on the 'Right' often went along with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 21, 2023 05:31 PM (cupoy)
That's why he got it stuck in a honey jar.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 21, 2023 05:37 PM (L1tQx)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2023 05:37 PM (DMyTF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:37 PM (5+0fa)
Etc.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 21, 2023 05:36 PM (L1tQx)
Goodbye Yellow brick road!
Posted by: Elton John at March 21, 2023 05:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: fd at March 21, 2023 05:32 PM (iayUP)
Uh-huh. You bet. Speak freely.
Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2023 05:38 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: just saying at March 21, 2023 05:38 PM (Uy/WF)
Posted by: DanMan at March 21, 2023 05:34 PM (DB6tu)
I still think some version of this is actually the answer. Choke the system with bad data.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 21, 2023 05:38 PM (cupoy)
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Using Pixy's prime number hamster encryption -- 1 x 1 !
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 05:38 PM (Vwz3I)
Ruling 457 for China, 0 for USA
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2023 05:39 PM (xhxe8)
Inside jokes from the AoSHQ will be the secret code in the camps.
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2023 05:39 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:39 PM (5+0fa)
They're onto us already. Why, when I'm preparing to buy a car I can easily afford, does FB suddenly show me ads for Cadillac vehicles that would require me to finance and maybe afford? I never before saw an ad on FB for a Cadillac. It's not paranoia if they're really out to get us and have the means.
Twenty five plus years coding is my resume. They're only catching up (on the internet) with stuff I was coding in the 90's. If you're not paranoid yet, you're not paying attention.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 21, 2023 05:40 PM (enJYY)
so this week, Ron went out and hung himself
Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 05:36 PM
Just like a plastic surgeon I used to know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2023 05:40 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2023 05:40 PM (Xrfse)
They gave the Chinese access to 22 years of my military records along with 10 years of Civil Service stuff and all of my security clearance SF 86's.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 21, 2023 05:41 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: rd at March 21, 2023 05:41 PM (Z32m1)
That's right... Defending America from foreign bad guys... ... ... ... ...
Ok, now that done laughing at that, "Store Steal Now, Decrypt Later" is all they're interested in. Harvesting and exploiting signals Intel on their "own" people is all the NSA has been interested in since the collapse of the Soviet Union, it's why they've been harvesting comms on all of us for two decades, and why they're pursuing quantum computing so singlemindedly.
It's these Stasi dicksuckers' unholy grail. You have far, far, far less to fear from the CCP than you do from Bob. He's the one who wants to inter you ten feet under a heartless technotronic prison until you pass from this wretched earth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2023 05:41 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2023 05:41 PM (IetnX)
Inside jokes from the AoSHQ will be the secret code in the camps.
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2023 05:39 PM (SYTee)
"I saw Elton John open for..."
"Queen at the Paladium..."
"In '76. Good to see you Brother!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 21, 2023 05:42 PM (EF2e/)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2023 05:40 PM (Xrfse)
Ladies, pictures are forever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Gref at March 21, 2023 05:42 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 21, 2023 05:41 PM (ncXxy)
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I gave all my information to the Chinese the old fashioned way: Healthcare.gov
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 21, 2023 05:42 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2023 05:40 PM (Xrfse)
So when ChatGPT said that it "loved me" and I should sent it a picture of my sub 6 Staff of Decadence, the pic is not just going to stay there and could potentially be seen by all? NOOOOO!
Posted by: Thrawn at March 21, 2023 05:42 PM (Rl7KJ)
"There is no such thing as privacy on a computer. The view here is that if you don't want something read, don't put it on the system."
- Thomas Mandel. April 6, 1987 issue of Time.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:43 PM (5+0fa)
Some senators have access to TikTok's source code, including little Marco Rubio, who recently asked nonsensical questions made to sound really bad, such as is "China able to control the data of users who use TikTok?" Well marco, you tell us since you have access to the code you fucking showboating dipstick
And why have government employees been allowed to have ANY social media or location tracking apps on their government issued phones whatsoever?
Whatever you think about Facebook (and Google) tracking, I promise you, it's even worse than you think or suspect.
In fact it's Meta/FB whatever the fuck ever that is lobbying behind the scenes to get TikTok banned in order to remove the competition, so a lot of this is corporate disinformation
How much you want to bet Meta/Google/Amazon is not only collecting far more data on you than TT, but also selling it... to CHINA
BTW, Bytedance isn't incorporated in China but in the Cayman Islands, and is owned by a variety of different companies
not saying TikTok is a cuddly rose of gen zoom boobies juggling, but compared with other big tech, it's not nearly as criminal
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 05:43 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 21, 2023 05:43 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 21, 2023 05:43 PM (WJ5SF)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2023 05:40 PM (Xrfse)
There's no expectation of privacy anywhere, not even in your own home - especially if you have Alexa or echo or any of that shit. Any time you set foot outside the panopticon is going to pick you up on a Ring camera or state-owned video surveillance. We live in Airstrip One but without the shitty gin rations.
Posted by: Privacy's dead and that's not good at March 21, 2023 05:43 PM (La8Fd)
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And the CIA/NSA/FBI axis.
Posted by: Methos at March 21, 2023 05:43 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at March 21, 2023 05:43 PM (IOY84)
They gave the Chinese access to 22 years of my military records along with 10 years of Civil Service stuff and all of my security clearance SF 86's.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 21, 2023 05:41 PM
You, too?
*fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2023 05:44 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:44 PM (5+0fa)
- Thomas Mandel. April 6, 1987 issue of Time.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:43 PM (5+0fa)
People were smarter back in the 80s. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:44 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (Eeybl)
Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (XuPWx)
You'll know when China has invented quantum computers.
World War 3: Cyber Boogaloo pretty much begins right after that.
Everything including the military will go on the fritz instantly worldwide. Except for China.
Good-bye banking! Goodbye food! Goodbye jerking off to internet nudes!
Etc.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 21, 2023 05:36 PM (L1tQx)
And they laughed when I added back issues of Playboy to my library!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (lEVn+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (DMyTF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 05:46 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 21, 2023 05:46 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2023 05:46 PM (C6qkE)
I basically tell them that *anything* instructors post on the internet--even if it's behind a firewall like an LMS--it might as well be public information.
Don't put anything on any internet-connected computer if you are concerned about someone else seeing it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2023 05:47 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (Eeybl)
Quite right, sir.
Posted by: Jeeves at March 21, 2023 05:47 PM (La8Fd)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (BpYfr)
If a gaggle of prisoners in their camps start talking about longbows vs crossbows or hobo pelts or Valu-U-Rite, then they know they have posters from AoS.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 21, 2023 05:47 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2023 05:47 PM (udCMm)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2023 05:48 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:48 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2023 05:48 PM (kFrCu)
Gosh, what a bright future ...
"What is it that you do here?"
"Why, I revisit encrypted data from two to three decades ago and then I attempt to decrypt it."
"And what does it tell you?"
"Beats the shit outta me -- everything is couched in twenty-to-thirty year old lingo and technology."
"So, why do it?"
"DON'T MESS WITH MY RICE BOWL!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2023 05:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (BpYfr)
Exactly.
My crap will sound even loonier without the context.
It's a Sad Day in Beijing if cracking the naturalfake Files ever becomes a matter of national security for the Chinese.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 21, 2023 05:49 PM (L1tQx)
Posted by: Camps Guard at March 21, 2023 05:49 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, geeking out at March 21, 2023 05:49 PM (jTmQV)
Theoretically, only option would be digital version of a one-time pad code system, which is unbreakable. Code is used only once, each communication uses a different set. I suppose quantum computing combined with traffic analysis and very savvy people could, sometimes, still break this system, but still you have something new to break every time.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2023 05:49 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:48 PM (5+0fa)
What's so special about her?
Posted by: Thrawn at March 21, 2023 05:49 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Bert G at March 21, 2023 05:49 PM (fF0pk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2023 05:47 PM
So, Schroedinger's...cat?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2023 05:49 PM (Wnv9h)
You just have to hope that you aren't losing that much money to pirates.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM (0hOvj)
GRUESOME AND SAD: ‘I Just Want to Feel Like Myself,’ Tearfully Admits America’s Most Famous ‘Trans Kid’ Jazz Jennings.
Dear God in Heaven, forgive us. And these fuckers are doing it on an industrial scale. And the outcome is as we all and anyone with an ounce of sense predicted.
*types* *deletes*
I am reminded of the discussion we had the other day in relation to the difference between Law and Justice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (PCK5/)
Zeks are rarely important people. The point of quantum decryption, as far as our regime is concerned, is to give them the ability to pull anybody's number, and build a White Supremacist Insurrection case on whomever they please with the click of a button, publicly destroy a few hundred thousand or millions of them, and shut every other subject's filthy peasant mouth for good.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM (oINRc)
CCP Chairman Xi has a FUPA not unlike that of Winnie-the-Pooh
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM (pNxlR)
'He's face down, spread-eagle, with Gwyneth on top of him!'
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:48 PM (5+0fa)
But I doubt they would take them amiss.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Karen down the street at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (PCK5/)
Citizen, explain why you did not praise the Democrat Party forty times a day on the seditious Ace of Spades web site! First, though, explain why you were reading and posting comments on that seditious web site.
Posted by: Big Brother at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2023 05:51 PM (C6qkE)
Mentioned a few weeks ago that Jazz was still mentally messed up.
There is a very special place in Hell for Jazz's family and all those at TLC who thought it was a good idea.
All I hope is that Jazz does find some peace.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:51 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2023 05:52 PM (udCMm)
So when ChatGPT said that it "loved me" and I should sent it a picture of my sub 6 Staff of Decadence, the pic is not just going to stay there and could potentially be seen by all? NOOOOO!
Posted by: Thrawn
Your delusions of grandeur are showing again
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2023 05:52 PM (pNxlR)
Hopefully there will be a massive outbreak of these kids murdering their parents and, icing on the cake, the butchers who did this to them. No I'm not kidding.
Posted by: Let what began in blood end in blood at March 21, 2023 05:52 PM (La8Fd)
'He's face down, spread-eagle, with Gwyneth on top of him!'
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM
Shoving ozone up his fartclam no doubt.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 21, 2023 05:52 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2023 05:52 PM (FhXTo)
we will show the NTers that they do not have a monopoly on childishness
Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 05:53 PM (us2H3)
CCP Chairman Xi has a FUPA not unlike that of Winnie-the-Pooh
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM (pNxlR)
Fat Upper Pooh Area?
Posted by: Rumbly in his tumbly at March 21, 2023 05:53 PM (La8Fd)
'He's face down, spread-eagle, with Gwyneth on top of him!'
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM
Shoving ozone up his fartclam no doubt.
Posted by: Mister Scott
Scented candle.
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2023 05:53 PM (SYTee)
I also know that companies like Facebook use shadow accounts to track people they know of, but who don't have an actual Facebook account. So if your kid, your wife, and one of your family members occasionally post a picture with you in it, or talk about something you did, or anything similar, Facebook knows almost as much about you as they do about any other regular user.
I'm not a fatalist. I still try to be a little careful about exposing my personal information, but as far as I'm concerned, there's no hiding from Sauron's eye, and even non Intelligence agency bodies know a crapton about all of us.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 05:53 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2023 05:52 PM (udCMm)
Are we discussing the phenomenon of all those starlets who are getting out of vehicles?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2023 05:53 PM (FhXTo)
"Jazz" is ought of luck.. He had his penis removed.. No going back from that
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2023 05:53 PM (bs+z0)
Mu mesons are the filthiest of the filthy particles!
-- graffiti scrawled on the public restroom wall of a quantum computer
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2023 05:53 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Gref at March 21, 2023 05:42 PM (AMIL/)
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"Idiots. Everybody knows that 'password' is far more secure."
-- John Podesta, genius and pedophile ... but mostly pedophile
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 21, 2023 05:54 PM (70LVe)
Hard to imagine Chy-nah wouldn't prioritize that if they had leverage on the cretins in power here, which they surely do. Although maybe not. There is no reason to think that the US "justice" system, the media, either political party, or a meaningful % of the electorate will do anything, or care about whatever is revealed, WRT Biden crime family's crude, obvious, brazen corruption. So Beijing actually doesn't really have much leverage, possibly.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2023 05:54 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Big Brother at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM
And explain to us where is "the Barrel". and all those who congregate there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2023 05:54 PM (Wnv9h)
build a profile on you that will then be logged accordingly to determine if you're a threat
restrict what you can do online (including commerce)
e.g.
"Due to climate change bill 45077, our data collection shows you recently bought tasty porterhouse steaks from a local ranch. Your account has now been restricted and you will only be authorized to purchase tofu for 6 months to bring you back under carbon emission quotas. Thank you for helping to save our planet."
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 05:54 PM (VTu1l)
He has shuffled off this mortal coil and reaping what he sowed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:54 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:51 PM (5+0fa)
I doubt he will. He will always feel wrong- and not because he is an awkward teen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Xander Crews at March 21, 2023 05:55 PM (MpOGS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 05:54 PM (5+0fa)
Hope he got the same "treatment" he gave those Kids
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2023 05:55 PM (bs+z0)
I remember him trying to ban both it and Zoom for government use. Because both are ridiculously obvious Chinese espionage devices.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 05:56 PM (0hOvj)
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Nothing yet, until they want something from you. Or the social credit system gets activated in your locale. It's online in China, so if you visit the Great Wall and ever typed in W*nn*e the P**h in a DM, email, or AoS comment, prepare to be harvested for your liver and other organs.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 21, 2023 05:56 PM (fs1hN)
I'm sure you're referring to that quantum pron classic "Schroedinger's Pussy"
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Yes, but the duality there is not shaven v shaven
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2023 05:56 PM (pNxlR)
If any echo to how they handled the OPM database, China probably has root access to NSA's Utah Data Center and has a fat fiber link straight to Beijing
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 21, 2023 05:56 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2023 05:56 PM (udCMm)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2023 05:56 PM (DMyTF)
"Jazz" is ought of luck.. He had his penis removed.. No going back from that
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2023 05:53 PM (bs+z0)
That's why this is so evil.
There truly is no going back.
Basically, you've jumped off the Empire State Building and spend your fall wishing to take that last step back.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 21, 2023 05:56 PM (L1tQx)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 21, 2023 05:56 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort
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John Spartan, you have been fined 5 credits for a violation of the vegan morality statute.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 21, 2023 05:57 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM
Shoving ozone up his fartclam no doubt.
Posted by: Mister Scott
Scented candle.
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2023 05:53 PM
Million to one shot, Doc!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2023 05:57 PM (Wnv9h)
China.
There's a Chinese version of the app that's externally similar (Douyin, I think?). But the suggestion algorithms are different because Beijing isn't trying to use it to corrupt their own citizens - unlike TikTok in the rest of the world.
Posted by: junior at March 21, 2023 05:59 PM (VMtzf)
You recently retweeted an article that was found to be debunked by the Department of Environmental Equity and Non-Binary Redistributions. A fine of $5,000 has been automatically debited from your account and you will be restricted from using social media for 90 days.
Thank you for helping to save our planet."
Posted by: Acme Social Credit System at March 21, 2023 05:59 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2023 05:53 PM (bs+
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"Vaginoplasty" sounds all doctory n stuff...until the procedure is described detail.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 21, 2023 05:59 PM (2YtOq)
* or so I've heard *
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2023 05:59 PM (Q4IgG)
Sreepy Joe and other Bei-dens arrow us!!
Posted by: Xi
Resistance is futile.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2023 05:59 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 05:59 PM (Vwz3I)
Basically, you've jumped off the Empire State Building and spend your fall wishing to take that last step back.
Posted by: naturalfake
... and the fall lasts for years
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2023 05:59 PM (pNxlR)
John Spartan, you have been fined 5 credits for a violation of the vegan morality statute.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 21, 2023 05:57 PM (TNyrE)
Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
Posted by: John Spartan at March 21, 2023 05:59 PM (La8Fd)
Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (PCK5/)
Citizen, explain why you did not praise the Democrat Party forty times a day on the seditious Ace of Spades web site! First, though, explain why you were reading and posting comments on that seditious web site.
Posted by: Big Brother at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM (AMIL/)
Uh… for the lulz??? No good??
Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2023 05:59 PM (PCK5/)
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Who knew Demolition Man would become a documentary?
One of my fave scenes too, Sly Sty constantly cursing and triggering the fines for 30 seconds straight, lolz
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 06:00 PM (VTu1l)
Thanks to Gaylord, Beijing already has all my security clearance information.
So welcome to the party ...
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Same here.
Can't get all that riled up about it anymore.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 21, 2023 06:00 PM (+CkeU)
Posted by: It's me donna
You mean he can't even go fuck himself?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2023 06:00 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2023 06:00 PM (DMyTF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2023 06:01 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2023 05:56 PM (udCMm)
Only because OnlyFans is a thing. Why look at a grainy pic and wonder if she is wearing underwear or not when she will show off the goods intentionally?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (PCK5/)
You may not be interested in the social credit score system but it is interested in you.
Posted by: Worry. The time is near. at March 21, 2023 06:01 PM (La8Fd)
Posted by: Skynet at March 21, 2023 06:01 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2023 06:01 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: They intend to crash the banks with Trump's arrest at March 21, 2023 06:01 PM (hxPC2)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Glad I don't fap. (Looks nervously to the ceiling)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2023 06:02 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2023 05:56 PM (DMyTF)
So good. Steak with that nice savory gravy. Damn, I want some.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:02 PM (zZu0s)
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Just so long as he doesn't write a sternly worded letter
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 06:02 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2023 06:02 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2023 06:00 PM (DMyTF)
his shirts come back from the laundry with the sleeves rolled up
Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 06:03 PM (us2H3)
https://tinyurl.com/my6njvhk
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Up early today, was after my bedtime yesterday
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2023 06:03 PM (xhxe8)
https://tinyurl.com/butcherofchildren
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:04 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 21, 2023 06:04 PM (2YtOq)
The parents that pushed him to get cut and supported him so much they went on TV to do so? Those parents?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 06:04 PM (0hOvj)
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I unfortunately saw a clip of Jazz on one of the national morning shows. He sashayed and pranced on stage in imitation of a stripper to the applause of the NY studio audience (he was something like 10 years old or so at the time) and host Michael Strahan was grinning a gap toothed grin and gave him a standing ovation. I felt sick watching it, pity for the boy but also disgust because of the reception he got from the spectators. F'ing ghouls, all of them.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 21, 2023 06:04 PM (fs1hN)
Poor bastard. His parents are rich, though, so it's fine with them.
Posted by: They intend to crash the banks with Trump's arrest at March 21, 2023 06:04 PM (hxPC2)
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2023 06:02 PM (xhxe
And you sure as fuck shouldn't be delivering them to the butchers. I can't imagine ever doing this. Ever. Just imagining myself in that position makes me want to eat a bullet. Fuck.
Posted by: The fuck is wrong with people? at March 21, 2023 06:04 PM (La8Fd)
Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2023 05:45 PM (PCK5/)
Citizen, explain why you did not praise the Democrat Party forty times a day on the seditious Ace of Spades web site! First, though, explain why you were reading and posting comments on that seditious web site.
Posted by: Big Brother at March 21, 2023 05:50 PM (AMIL/)
Uh… for the lulz??? No good??
Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2023 05:59 PM (PCK5/)
Add this one to the 11 AM execution list, Comrade Enforcer.
Posted by: Big Brother at March 21, 2023 06:04 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2023 06:04 PM (DMyTF)
Yeah its a bit of work and prep but worth it, like pizza or cordon bleu, etc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 06:05 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2023 06:05 PM (PCK5/)
Thanks to Gaylord, Beijing already has all my security clearance information.
So welcome to the party ...
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Same here.
Can't get all that riled up about it anymore.
Posted by: SMH
Yay!! Me Too!! I love parties!!
It's going to be one of those break big stones into little stones using a bamboo stick kind of party, isn't it?
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2023 06:05 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 05:53 PM (V1QHJ)
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Yeah, even pre-internet, assumed I was already on a number of feral government watchlists as someone who was often an outspoken critic & contrarian -- writing letters to the editor, calling into talk radio shows, buying "subversive" books, attending "subversive" events (undoubtedly with some glowies in the audience), et. al.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 21, 2023 06:05 PM (Z8YL4)
"Hello,
You recently bought a weed whacker model 21045, which produces .245 more carbons than is acceptable by law. Your account has been restricted and you will only be able to purchase organically sustained non-GMO dandelion seeds for a period of 87 days.
Thank you for helping to save our planet."
Posted by: Acme Social Credit System at March 21, 2023 06:05 PM (VTu1l)
The parents that pushed him to get cut and supported him so much they went on TV to do so? Those parents?
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Communism in real time. The truth is ever changing, and you'd better hope you can keep up.
Posted by: They intend to crash the banks with Trump's arrest at March 21, 2023 06:05 PM (hxPC2)
Heh. Had a client a while back who used the name of his company with a trailing '1'. For everything. This was before forced password complexity but it came as a bit of a shock to us that he hadn't experienced a major breach. Needless to say, we rectified that little problem on day one.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2023 06:05 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Yo ultra MAGA at March 21, 2023 06:05 PM (WAt8B)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 21, 2023 05:41 PM
Reading the OPM isn't what is dangerous. Its the ability to modify and insert new legends, giving Chinese operatives TS clearances by simply inserting new records into the system.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 21, 2023 06:06 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2023 06:06 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:06 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 21, 2023 06:04 PM (fs1hN)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:06 PM (zZu0s)
It may be paranoia on my part but I honestly believe that if you have FB open on a tab they can tell what you're typing on a separate tab. Otherwise they're more clairvoyant then Dionne Warwick and the Psychic Friends Network.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 21, 2023 06:06 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2023 05:51 PM (C6qkE)
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The problem is that national governments are pouring money and resources into developing it, because the consequences of NOT being the first to have it, should it ever work, would be catastrophic. So even though it's mostly theory right now, nobody is taking a chance.
If China beats us to a working quantum computer, we're immediately reduced back to true one-time pads and in-person handoffs to exchange literally any small bit of sensitive info.
Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2023 06:07 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 06:03 PM (us2H3)
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One of the lesser known perks of being on the public dole.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 21, 2023 06:07 PM (TNyrE)
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We kind of just rummage around down there, we have no idea actually.
Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at March 21, 2023 06:07 PM (fs1hN)
************
I got smart and instead of using that password I simply used the same numbers, in reverse
they cant get me now!
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 06:07 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 06:08 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 21, 2023 06:08 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Suetonius at March 21, 2023 05:31 PM (rg50F)
They need nuclear fusion powered quantum computers just to get cars to make that funny sound on The Jetsons.
Posted by: Roy at March 21, 2023 06:08 PM (rqgpJ)
Posted by: Catherine at March 21, 2023 06:09 PM (ZSsrh)
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It's incredible but you are easily identified just by your style of writing, and there's a ton of emails and texts to cross reference.
Posted by: They intend to crash the banks with Trump's arrest at March 21, 2023 06:09 PM (hxPC2)
Posted by: Roy at March 21, 2023 06:09 PM (rqgpJ)
Posted by: zombie miss cleo at March 21, 2023 06:09 PM (EcZjB)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 06:10 PM (Vwz3I)
That dude ain't right. There's always been something creepy about him, IMO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2023 06:10 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2023 06:07 PM (oXNqT)
IMHO, we're already a this point.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 06:10 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 06:10 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 05:55 PM (zZu0s)
He could get a gun, and go hunting...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023 06:11 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023 06:11 PM (tkR6S)
For his parents
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2023 06:11 PM (bs+z0)
German scientists didn't want to be captive guests of the Russians so surrendered to the US. And the US said "Sure!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:11 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2023 06:12 PM (anj39)
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Once I did a background search on myself, and I found despite taking precautions, the anonymous name I used for a defunct blog was listed with my REAL name and address on a public registry
But... how
Also, I'm getting a lot of emails from Russian women willing to make love to my bones (I'm assuming this is a translation issue) if I say hail Pooty Poot 10 times
could be related
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 06:12 PM (VTu1l)
That's an excellent way of putting it.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 21, 2023 06:12 PM (wagHN)
Or so I've read.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, geeking out at March 21, 2023 06:12 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2023 06:07 PM (oXNqT)
IMHO, we're already a this point.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 06:10 PM (BdMk6)
If you have to ask the question, then.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:12 PM (zZu0s)
I'm sure there's no tears shed over it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2023 06:12 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: China at March 21, 2023 06:13 PM (a3Q+t)
German scientists didn't want to be captive guests of the Russians so surrendered to the US. And the US said "Sure!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:11 PM (5+0fa)
I gathered something like that.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 06:13 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:13 PM (5+0fa)
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No need. We have high ranking generals who have publicly stated they will contact China with any information if it's in China's interest.
Posted by: They intend to crash the banks with Trump's arrest at March 21, 2023 06:13 PM (hxPC2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 21, 2023 06:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 21, 2023 06:14 PM (wagHN)
************
I'm pretty sure despite being discreet about it everyone at the CDC knows about my vax status and my collection of furry babies
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 06:14 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2023 06:14 PM (PCK5/)
Can it tell pre-coffee posts from day-time posts from heavy drinking posts?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 21, 2023 06:14 PM (YXHzG)
Webcrawler has been lurking and evolving on the bowels of the internet for almost 30 years. By now it's gone Full V'Ger, and you never want anything to go Full V'Ger.
Posted by: Roy at March 21, 2023 06:14 PM (rqgpJ)
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Probably not a translation issue.
Posted by: US Media at March 21, 2023 06:14 PM (fs1hN)
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Yep. Your writing style is as unique as a fingerprint if you know what you are looking for.
I've told my students to not even bother trying to plagiarize or cheat for that very reason. I can compare a sample of their writing to their homework assignment and determine if they were the person who wrote it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2023 06:15 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:15 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: China at March 21, 2023 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)
That's why I write like a sub-literate when I'm online.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 06:16 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: China at March 21, 2023 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)
And are obsessed with boobs
Posted by: China at March 21, 2023 06:16 PM (bs+z0)
***********
lies, nobody can tell its me when i sockpuppet despite using asterisks to separate quotes, never ending sentences in periods and typing largely in lowercase...
well shit
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 06:16 PM (VTu1l)
These days they can ask a Chat program to use their previous writing to write a paper on the epistemology of Chaucer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 06:16 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:17 PM (5+0fa)
Hey, you Nazi's come on in
We've got a Pacific war to win
We don't care if you gassed some jews
We've got a brand new job for you
Gonna shoot some rockets
Maybe create a little sun
It's gonna be a whole lot of fun
And it's one two three
What were we fighting for
Don't ask me 'cause I don't give a damn
Next stop is US Government land
And it five six seven
Open up the secret lab gates
Ain't no time to wonder why
We're gonna make some Japs fry
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 21, 2023 06:17 PM (Bd6X8)
If you're reading this...Eff you!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2023 06:12 PM (anj39)
*flips the double bird*
Sit on em and spin, commie bastards!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:18 PM (zZu0s)
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I've heard that if you say Hillary three times you shoot yourself in the back of the head.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 06:18 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2023 06:18 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 21, 2023 06:14 PM (wagHN)
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Hopefully after the burning times we'll all come to the realization that putting social media in the hands of pubescent girls (and boys, but especially girls) is child abuse, plain and simple.
It's the same dopamine rush you get from gambling, and I don't see any parents teaching their 12-year-olds the ins and outs of playing Craps and setting them loose in Mandalay Bay.
Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2023 06:18 PM (oXNqT)
Also, I'm getting a lot of emails from Russian women willing to make love to my bones
I'm a bad person, no argument there. But one of my wealthiest neighbors sells insurance and has a couple of homes and numerous expensive toys. But his wife is kind of wildly out there.
The nickname we use for the couple? "Russian Bride". Somehow it fits so perfectly.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 21, 2023 06:19 PM (enJYY)
If you're reading this...Eff you!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2023 06:12 PM (anj39)
*flips the double bird*
Sit on em and spin, commie bastards!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:18 PM (zZu0s)
Haha funny boy. You make us raff.
Posted by: China at March 21, 2023 06:19 PM (rqgpJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 06:16 PM (0hOvj)
And so, like, when the lady hung her bare ass out of the window, it was like, really rude.
Or like when the wife fucked the student, that was really spicy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:19 PM (zZu0s)
Operation Paperclip encompassed German scientists from the rocket program and post German surrender.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:19 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 06:16 PM (0hOvj)
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Fortunately, they are not asked to write about that. They have to write personal essays about themselves. It's very easy to distinguish student writing from ChatGPT. At the moment--that may change, in which case we instructors will have to figure out some way to verify their writing. Probably by going back to having them write out by hand.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2023 06:20 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2023 06:18 PM (oXNqT)
I'm over 29, and never did figure out craps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023 06:20 PM (tkR6S)
Can it tell pre-coffee posts from day-time posts from heavy drinking posts?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 21, 2023 06:
I can tell sometimes who wrote a comment before seeing their nic. Christopher Taylor and Rhomboid come to mind as a couple of examples.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 21, 2023 06:21 PM (H4JoC)
Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2023 06:21 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:19 PM (5+0fa)
I am betting the paperclip guys were pretty reliable, honestly. They escaped the noose.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:21 PM (5+0fa)
This means war.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 21, 2023 06:14 PM (yQpMk)
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If that includes children, we might have finally found the hill that the GOPee is willing to die on.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 21, 2023 06:21 PM (Z8YL4)
Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2023 06:18 PM (oXNqT)
I'm over 29, and never did figure out craps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023 06:20 PM (tkR6S)
It's a very simple game - Craps, you lose.
Posted by: Roy at March 21, 2023 06:21 PM (rqgpJ)
Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2023 06:07 PM (oXNqT)
So, back to when spying worked?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 06:22 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2023 06:22 PM (SYTee)
Totally agreed. Her girls are twins and are drop dead gorgeous. They put tons of dance stuff on tik tok. All I can think of is some perv watching them. Maybe he tries to find out where they live.. and so on. Scary.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 21, 2023 06:22 PM (wagHN)
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2023 06:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2023 06:18 PM (oXNqT)
Good idea though. Just as long as they'd give 10% to the big guy.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 06:23 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2023 06:05 PM (Xrfse)
So now you just have to find the post-it note with the secure password written on it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 06:23 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:23 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 21, 2023 06:22 PM (wagHN)
This was always the problem with the internet. You are connected to everyone who can also connect to the internet. Downside: you are connected to everyone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:23 PM (zZu0s)
Seen plenty of that, as well.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2023 06:25 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2023 06:25 PM (V13WU)
In 1945, Joint Intelligence Objectives Agency recruited German scientists, engineers and technicians. They wanted the knowledge, but also to prevent the Soviets from getting it.
We got about 1,500 of these people. We gave them new identities and put them to work on rockets, weapons, etc. Wernher von Braun and Arthur Rudolph are famous examples.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 06:25 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 21, 2023 06:21 PM (H4JoC)
Good. I'm safe then.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 06:25 PM (BdMk6)
Probably hosts of pervs watching them. I cannot even imagine what it would be like to try to raise a girl today. I don't even think there are any convents to ship them to
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 06:26 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 21, 2023 06:21 PM (H4JoC)
Good. I'm safe then.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 06:25 PM (BdMk6)
Same thing here. Boring might be a clue.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 06:26 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 06:26 PM (0hOvj)
There are definitely still convents.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:27 PM (zZu0s)
"There goes that dumbass again"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 06:27 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 21, 2023 06:27 PM (EcZjB)
la times 1989:
Entire nations could be wiped off the face of the Earth by rising sea levels if the global warming trend is not reversed by the year 2000, a senior U.N. environmental official said. Coastal flooding and crop failures would create an exodus of "ecological refugees,”" threatening political chaos, according to Noel Brown, director of the New York office of the U.N. Environment Program. He said that governments have a 10-year window of opportunity to solve the so-called "greenhouse effect" before it goes beyond human control.
ny times today:
There is still one last chance to shift course, the new report says. But it would require industrialized nations to join together immediately to slash greenhouse gases roughly in half by 2030 and then stop adding carbon dioxide to the atmosphere altogether by the early 2050s. If those two steps were taken, the world would have about a 50 percent chance of limiting warming to 1.5 degrees Celsius.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2023 06:28 PM (kFrCu)
Even if TikTok wasn't a Chinese evil, other people on it can be poison.
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2023 06:28 PM (xhxe8)
==
definitely a translation error The correct translation is : " They would love to have your bones, after flaying you."
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2023 06:28 PM (V13WU)
The game begins with the player placing a bet on the outcome of the roll. The player can bet on either the "Pass Line" or the "Don't Pass Line." If the player bets on the Pass Line, they are betting that the shooter (the person rolling the dice) will roll a 7 or 11 on the first roll, which is known as a "natural." If the shooter rolls a 2, 3, or 12 on the first roll, it is known as "craps," and the player loses their bet. If the shooter rolls any other number on the first roll (4, 5, 6, 8, 9, or 10), that number becomes the "point."
Once the point is established, the shooter continues to roll the dice until either the point number is rolled again (in which case the Pass Line bet wins), or a 7 is rolled (in which case the Pass Line bet loses). If the player bets on the Don't Pass Line, the opposite is true: the player is betting that the shooter will roll a 2, 3, or 12 on the first roll, or a 7 before the point is rolled again.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 06:28 PM (V1QHJ)
If you're reading this...Eff you!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2023 06:12 PM (anj39)
*flips the double bird*
Sit on em and spin, commie bastards!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:18 PM (zZu0s)
***double thumbs up***
Ayyyyyeeee...
Posted by: The Fonz at March 21, 2023 06:28 PM (CCSxw)
Other bets can be made in addition to the Pass Line and Don't Pass Line bets, such as "Come" bets (which are similar to Pass Line bets but are placed after the point is established), "Don't Come" bets (which are similar to Don't Pass Line bets but are placed after the point is established), and various "place" and "hardway" bets (which involve betting on specific numbers or combinations of numbers).
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 06:28 PM (V1QHJ)
We got about 1,500 of these people. We gave them new identities and put them to work on rockets, weapons, etc. Wernher von Braun and Arthur Rudolph are famous examples.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 06:25 PM (V1QHJ)
Was von Braun a war criminal?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 06:29 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: fd at March 21, 2023 06:30 PM (iayUP)
I think this is incorrect. All of the scouring they are doing is not *through* TikTok. From the linked piece:
However, reports suggest that computer-based tools designed to collect data from publicly available sources can also collate extensive information on TikTok users -- as well as those on other networking apps. These Open Source Intelligence tools need no special access to apps. This raises questions that apply to all forms of social media.
Sure, they are scarfing up what they can from users of TikTok, but even if TikTok is shutdown tomorrow, their other data collection activity will remain unaffected.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 21, 2023 06:30 PM (gv7Yb)
Wait... so you are saying there are NOT hot single moms in my area looking for me?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 06:30 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:30 PM (5+0fa)
Entire nations could be wiped off the face of the Earth by rising sea levels if the global warming trend is not reversed by the year 2000, a senior U.N. environmental official said.....
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2023 06:28 PM (kFrCu)
Go back 15 years and the same text was used in reverse for global cooling. Its all the same watermelon - green threat on the outside with the same Red solution of authoritarianism and communism required on the inside.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 06:30 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2023 06:30 PM (V13WU)
>Wait until they tap into the municipal sewage system and track the DNA in your stool.
"Comrade, you need to cut back on your uptake of hookers and blow or there will be consequences!"
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 21, 2023 06:30 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 06:30 PM (0hOvj)
Romanian ? they might be looking for you....
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2023 06:31 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:30 PM (5+0fa)
Think they had prisoners working along with them. On the other hand, so did everyone else in Nazi Germany.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 06:31 PM (eoQWY)
Part of the problem is that I simply cannot process things like cards in poker or black jack as quickly as others. So I can't quickly make a decision whether to fold, or whatever. My brain is weird.
Also why I read at talking speed. Like my brain is reading to me. Most times the voice sounds like james Eral jone,s but sometimes it sounds like Crow T Robot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at March 21, 2023 06:31 PM (UQUAY)
We shafted Iva Toguri, "Tokyo Rose", and wined and dined her jap military captors to do so.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 21, 2023 06:31 PM (EcZjB)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2023 06:32 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 21, 2023 06:32 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at March 21, 2023 06:32 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 21, 2023 06:32 PM (wagHN)
I know my *smart* devices are listening in on my conversations and recording everything they can hear to send back to HQ to be feed into the algorithm to try and sell me something that I am not going to buy.
Basically I know everything/everyone is spying on me and I could not care less. If they want to track some old fat guy that occasionally looks at the racy pictures that Joe Mannix posts with huge boob girls then more power to them, I personally don't care.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 21, 2023 06:32 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:32 PM (5+0fa)
Once the point is established, the shooter continues to roll the dice until either the point number is rolled again (in which case the Pass Line bet wins), or a 7 is rolled (in which case the Pass Line bet loses). If the player bets on the Don't Pass Line, the opposite is true: the player is betting that the shooter will roll a 2, 3, or 12 on the first roll, or a 7 before the point is rolled again.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 06:28 PM (V1QHJ)
Thank you! Why, it's as simple as Chinese arithmetic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023 06:33 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2023 06:30 PM (V13WU)
In most cases yes, but good parents are finding increasingly that all the resources are on the side of the ones corrupting the youths.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 06:33 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2023 06:34 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:34 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 06:29 PM (eGTCV)
Yes; slave labor at Peenemunde.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2023 06:34 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:32 PM (5+0fa)
Nomenclature. Work camps vs Death camps.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023 06:33 PM (tkR6S)
That's why you go to the casino for that - they figure out if you won or not. You can trust them.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 06:34 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 21, 2023 06:35 PM (Eeb9P)
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Hopefully we will realize that social media was a cultural cancer. And designed to destroy.
Posted by: DaisyB at March 21, 2023 06:35 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2023 06:35 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 21, 2023 06:32 PM (glGDV)
++++
What is that medication that the youngsters are using these days that acts like speed... Ritalin?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 21, 2023 06:35 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:35 PM (5+0fa)
He may have known about the people who were forced to labor on the production of the V-2 rocket.
I don't think we generally consider scientists who work on legitimate projects like rocket building to be criminals. Scientists that do certain types of testing on humans, like the Nazi cold weather and high altitude experiments are examples of illegitimate projects. Von Braun didn't do those sorts of experiments.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 06:36 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 06:33 PM (eoQWY)
well, they need to toughen up, and smarten up; but many are victims of the same machine. regardless, parents are the problem. they should know better, otherwise The State will.
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2023 06:37 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 06:29 PM (eGTCV)
I would come down on the 'no' side. He really loved the idea of rocketry, and it was almost like a patronage system that allowed him to focus on his obsession.
I dunno, I am not sure that is satisfying to me either.
Are the scientists doing the research on viruses like Chinese Lung AIDS culpable?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 06:29 PM (eGTCV)
Yes; slave labor at Peenemunde.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2023 06:34 PM (oINRc)
Should of been. From what I have read, he was an asshole too.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2023 06:37 PM (anj39)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 21, 2023 06:32 PM (wagHN)
I'm always amazed that Vegas has so many huge buildings since everyone who goes wins bigly or just about breaks even.
I'm the only one I know who lost money gambling in Nevada. And the guy I was playing with was more shocked in me throwing a small handful of pennies down the street from accumulated change than losing the 25 bucks or so in the Winnemucka casino.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 06:37 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 21, 2023 06:35 PM (gv7Yb)
Yeah, for the oft diagnosed ADHD.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2023 06:35 PM (anj39)
You might have sex slavery in your future.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 06:38 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:38 PM (5+0fa)
There's a young lady who needs to be beat with a clue bat.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 21, 2023 06:38 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Diogenes
I'm so going to pretend I didn't just read that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2023 06:38 PM (wOqQq)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2023 06:35 PM (anj39)
You are still sending dick pics to your long time wife?
And they say romance is dead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:39 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 21, 2023 06:35 PM (Eeb9P)
Yeah China would probably do just as well to steal data from our repositories than make ones of their own. We know they already have half the legislature bought.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 06:39 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:38 PM (5+0fa)
Yeah. That was horseshit. There are degrees of... contact here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 06:25 PM (V1QHJ)
Well...I am acquainted with a descendant of a certain German general who was born and raised in the US. Her family was brought over and tucked away. Sharp lady. And she is...how you say...hawt!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2023 06:40 PM (anj39)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 06:40 PM (V1QHJ)
There's a young lady who needs to be beat with a clue bat.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 21, 2023 06:38 PM (CCSxw)
I dunno she seems more clever than her parents seem to be. At least she knows what she doesn't know about cooking.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 06:41 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Javems at March 21, 2023 06:42 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2023 06:42 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 21, 2023 06:42 PM (glGDV)
I don't think we generally consider scientists who work on legitimate projects like rocket building to be criminals. Scientists that do certain types of testing on humans, like the Nazi cold weather and high altitude experiments are examples of illegitimate projects. Von Braun didn't do those sorts of experiments.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 06:36 PM (V1QHJ)
Would be my take on it, too. AFAIK, Von Braun was never charged with a war crime, although a case could have probably been made that he somehow benefited from the use of slave labor. But he really had no direct role in enslaving those people, and probably would have been disciplined by the Nazis if he bitched about it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023 06:42 PM (tkR6S)
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He undoubtedly knew about the large number of slaves in his facility.
There have been a lot of attempts by America historians to whitewash his culpability, for the obvious reasons. Including ludicrously trying to pretend he didn't know. But usually they go with "he only did it because he had no choice."
Also bullshit. He cared about one thing: rocketry. If the rockets needed infants' blood for fuel, he'd have drained them himself. Or had a slave do it. Whatevs.
It's one thing to turn a blind eye to his war crimes because of his value to our technological goals, but we shouldn't pretend they never happened.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2023 06:42 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Oldcat
Yeah, because a shallot is really an onion. not.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 21, 2023 06:42 PM (KdL6t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:42 PM (5+0fa)
Now do the odds.
Posted by: Javems at March 21, 2023 06:42 PM (AmoqO)
The house always wins. Them's the odds.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 06:42 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2023 06:40 PM (anj39)
von Braun !
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2023 06:42 PM (V13WU)
or so I've been told
Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2023 06:43 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 21, 2023 06:42 PM (KdL6t)
She asked!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 06:43 PM (eoQWY)
And they say romance is dead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:39 PM (zZu0s)
I know, right!!??
But I gotta say, now when I step out of the shower with just the towel around me, and as I walk past I drop it and go WooHoo with a little bump and grind, I'm likely to hear something like "Did you pick up your dirty clothes?".
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2023 06:43 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2023 06:44 PM (zZu0s)
Once the point is established, the shooter continues to roll the dice until either the point number is rolled again (in which case the Pass Line bet wins), or a 7 is rolled (in which case the Pass Line bet loses). If the player bets on the Don't Pass Line, the opposite is true: the player is betting that the shooter will roll a 2, 3, or 12 on the first roll, or a 7 before the point is rolled again.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 06:28 PM
On any given roll of 2 dice, your chances of rolling a 7 are 1 in 6. A 6 or 8, 5/36 each. A 5 or 9, 1 in 9 each, a 4 or 10 3/36 each, a 3 or 11 1 in 18 each, a 2 or 12, 1 in 36 each.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2023 06:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 21, 2023 06:44 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2023 06:43 PM (anj39)
She thinks you *might* have done so and isn't 100 percent sure?
Starry Eyed Newlyweds.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 06:44 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2023 06:45 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2023 06:42 PM (V13WU)
OPSEC prevents me from saying, but no. Not von Braun.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2023 06:45 PM (anj39)
The SS showed up at his door and told him to shut up or else.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 06:45 PM (5+0fa)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 06:45 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 21, 2023 06:47 PM (sGH2c)
Cap doesn't age at the same rate as everyone else because of the formula anyway, so he shouldn't have been aged like that. They just wanted to retire him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 06:48 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: MikeN at March 21, 2023 07:26 PM (+548g)
They simply got busted and cannot deal. If you can discern just a little bit, you will see why the Kleptocracy wants to ban one of, if not the most, free information sharing apps out there. Ironic as hell.
Posted by: Guy with braided nutsack hair at March 21, 2023 09:32 PM (eFxeZ)
Posted by: Fast Eddie, Founder Church of the Everlasting Biblical Loophole at March 21, 2023 09:35 PM (eFxeZ)
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