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hiya
Posted by: JT at March 18, 2023 04:06 AM (T4tVD) 2
Hiya Pixy !
Posted by: JT at March 18, 2023 04:08 AM (T4tVD) 3
Soap on a rope. That is all. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 18, 2023 04:11 AM (enJYY) Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 04:15 AM (EZebt) Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 04:17 AM (o0Fxd) 6
I see that a CNN crew got robbed in your city, San Franpsycho.
Posted by: m at March 18, 2023 04:18 AM (Kr+3r) Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 04:18 AM (o0Fxd) 8
A googling of "London Breed" brings up a 2-sentence blurb.
Sentence 1: Mayor London Breed is the 45th Mayor of San Francisco and the first African-American woman elected to the position. O.k. Sentence 2: Mayor Breed's Housing for All strategy implements San Francisco's ambitious plan to allow for 82,000 new homes over the next 8 years. Posted by: m at March 18, 2023 04:21 AM (Kr+3r) Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 04:23 AM (o0Fxd) 10
Oh, so-and-so is the First (fill -in -the -blank -grievance -entity) Such and Such...
Bleh. EFF all that. Hasn't meant sh!t to me since Oblahblah's reign of error Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 04:28 AM (o0Fxd) 11
I see that a CNN crew got robbed in your city, San Franpsycho.
Posted by: m at March 18, 2023 04:18 AM (Kr+3r) === Yes, right outside City Hall. *grins smugly* Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 04:33 AM (EZebt) 12
Style Guide requires Genius Mayor London Breed
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 04:35 AM (EZebt) 13
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2023 04:40 AM (ENBF0) 14
12 Style Guide requires Genius Mayor London Breed
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 04:35 AM (EZebt) Sorry; forgot; lashings await. Posted by: m at March 18, 2023 04:40 AM (Kr+3r) 15
Anyway, she must not be paying attention because Gavin Newsom's brilliant policies ended homelessness here in 2018. That is how he got himself elected governor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 04:40 AM (EZebt) 16
12 Style Guide requires Genius Mayor London Breed
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 04:35 AM (EZebt) LOL you should write that edit into her Wikipedia page. Posted by: m at March 18, 2023 04:40 AM (Kr+3r) 17
City Halls across America have become home to geniuses in economics, technology, climate science, and engineering. All members of one Party.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 04:43 AM (EZebt) 18
I haven't conversed with her but I have with Gavin Newsom, which is when I first created this prestigious title.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 04:45 AM (EZebt) Posted by: m at March 18, 2023 04:48 AM (Kr+3r) Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2023 04:51 AM (vd8XM) 21
I've told this story before but maybe there are new ears here.
When I was in the mayor's office there were people who knew I did not support Gavin's campaign, only a few people whom I trusted. As a civil servant I did not make public endorsement. One was a community organizer I had worked with for a few years in the ghetto even before I was in city hall. She called me up the day after the runoff so we could console each other, and I remember her distinctly telling me, "They are gonna make this motherf*cker President!" I told her she was nuts. This was 2003. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 04:51 AM (EZebt) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2023 04:52 AM (bA3Ln) 23
Do android sheep dream of electric penguins?
Posted by: Puddleglum You mean like a sex dream? I bet they do. Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2023 05:00 AM (vd8XM) 24
On our family group text yesterday, and I mention someone being a Karen.
My sister did not know what I was talking about. I found it's tough to explain on a text. Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2023 05:02 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 05:02 AM (o0Fxd) 26
Farmageddon!
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 05:04 AM (o0Fxd) 27
So now Xi Jinping is visiting Moscow while the ICC issues an arrest warrant for Putin.
Our adversaries are preparing and organizing to destroy us while we dither about pronouns. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 05:05 AM (EZebt) 28
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 18, 2023 05:08 AM (ju2Fy) 29
Our adversaries are preparing and organizing to destroy us while we dither about pronouns.
Posted by: San Franpsycho ------------ It's ridiculous, isn't it? 'Twas a good run, methinks. Nearly 250 years... IG would shun me for this, but: I believe we're done. Goodbye, America. We couldn't save our Republic. Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 05:09 AM (o0Fxd) Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 05:12 AM (o0Fxd) 31
youtu.be/MiLKTKd5pgs
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 05:17 AM (o0Fxd) 32
9 The words: "London Breed" ... sounds like some kind of disease.
Yeah, yeah..... Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 04:23 AM (o0Fxd) ---- Anything involving the D party is diseased and rottting. The R party is playing catch up. Posted by: Ciampino - would you like to buy dirty pictures? at March 18, 2023 05:22 AM (qfLjt) 33
23 Do android sheep dream of electric penguins?
Posted by: Puddleglum You mean like a sex dream? I bet they do. Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2023 05:00 AM (vd8XM) ---- Electrifying orgasms. It's shocking I tell you. Posted by: Ciampino - How many phases in those dreams? at March 18, 2023 05:24 AM (qfLjt) 34
Electrifying orgasms. It's shocking I tell you.
Posted by: Ciampino I saw Electrifying Orgasms open for Jefferson Airplane at... Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2023 05:27 AM (vd8XM) 35
Harkening back to cats -- my ex is a cat whisperer. She has had 2 cats in her life. Both had been feral adults before preferring indoor living. She quickly cradled esch one like holding a baby in front of her. They love(d) it. They would just lay in her arms and make eye contact.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2023 05:28 AM (KAi1n) 36
I think of ig too when I am feeling hopeless. He also comments similarly at zip and I always find his optimism comforting.
I have a deep faith in our systems (and values) but have lost all faith in the honesty, impartiality, and competence of the people who run them. What I see around me here now is too much of what I saw in the late-stage Soviet Union. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 05:28 AM (EZebt) 37
G'Day everyone
Fell back asleep about 03:50 waiting for Pixy Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2023 05:30 AM (xhxe8) 38
24 On our family group text yesterday, and I mention someone being a Karen.
My sister did not know what I was talking about. I found it's tough to explain on a text. Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2023 05:02 AM (vd8XM) "Sure, Jan" might get them partway there. Posted by: m at March 18, 2023 05:30 AM (Kr+3r) 39
DJT has a video up on Rumble referring to "Ron DeSanctimonious."
Don't lose me President Trump, you can't afford to lose me with this b.s. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 05:34 AM (EZebt) 40
39 DJT has a video up on Rumble referring to "Ron DeSanctimonious."
Don't lose me President Trump, you can't afford to lose me with this b.s. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 05:34 AM (EZebt) Luckily, 63% of American voters can't define "sanctimonious." Posted by: m at March 18, 2023 05:35 AM (Kr+3r) 41
Luckily, 63% of American voters can't define "sanctimonious."
Posted by: m at March 18, 2023 05:35 AM (Kr+3r) === Good point. *unclenches* Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 05:38 AM (EZebt) 42
Yeah, DeSantis is not DJT's problem when the Deep State has been trying to incarcerate him for the last 6 years.
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2023 05:40 AM (xhxe8) 43
Trump gets bad advice because he does not make good personnel choices.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 05:43 AM (EZebt) 44
KRAK OF DAWN HAS ARRIVED
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2023 06:01 AM (xhxe8) 45
Trump will get the R nomination but lose the general to Biden by 20m votes. This is the DS plan, IMO.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 18, 2023 06:01 AM (Eeb9P) 46
And playing on DeSantis's name risks alienating Hispanics, I would think.
Posted by: m at March 18, 2023 06:04 AM (Kr+3r) 47
Bleh. Maybe Trump is right and DeSantis really is a schnook and a sellout. Maybe they're in cahoots and Trump is sandbagging his popularity on purpose to give DeSantis momentum. Maybe Trump's just a chaotic asshole and DeSantis is just a crooked politician like the rest who sees the GOPe is losing the rubes and need to actually deliver something once in a while. Maybe the hoop stress in Adam Schiff's noggin will finally surpass KIc and he'll pop open like a quinceanera pinata full of stupid and p3derasty. I'm not willing to say for sure on any of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2023 06:07 AM (9UlRk) 48
47 Maybe the hoop stress in Adam Schiff's noggin will finally surpass KIc and he'll pop open like a quinceanera pinata full of stupid and p3derasty.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2023 06:07 AM (9UlRk) Never say never! Posted by: m at March 18, 2023 06:09 AM (Kr+3r) 49
If you spark up a fat spliff while doing your taxes, does that count as filing jointly?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2023 06:16 AM (9UlRk) 50
50!
Posted by: m at March 18, 2023 06:28 AM (Kr+3r) 51
The Verge writes and publishes fables, just like the New York Times, and the Washington Post. Fables.
Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2023 06:28 AM (zhWvq) 52
No matter how good you think things are, within a few hours you will discover it they actually suck. PS: the universe actually wants you dead, and is amused by your suffering. Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at March 18, 2023 06:41 AM (qkngI) 53
> But the censorship has only gotten worse
Stable Diffusion isn't as good as Midjourney, but you can download the source code and run it yourself. It also has built-in censorship, but that's pretty easy to defeat (since you have the source code). Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2023 06:55 AM (bW8dp) 54
> And playing on DeSantis's name risks alienating Hispanics, I would think.
I think he's Italian. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2023 07:16 AM (bW8dp) 55
Word on the street is that several European banks are in big trouble too. But, y'know, Covid is over and we've nothing to worry about because our betters pushed the magic Start Economy button.
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