Big: Judge Rules in Favor of DeSantis' Lawsuit Challenging Legality of Biden's "Mass Parole" of Illegal Aliens; Rules That It's Illegal Under the Administrative Procedures Act

"Mass parole" is just Biden giving blanket amnesty to all illegals caught at the border, ordering them to be released into the American heartland with a nominal "show up in a few years for your court hearing" order that will most likely be violated until an anchor baby can be born.

A judge says that's illegal. I guess his point is that Biden cannot act as a Soros DA and just ignore the law as written by Congress. That is Biden arrogating to himself the power of Ultimate Unconstitutional One-Man Article I Super-Legislature -- and Tyrant.

If you can't read that:

BREAKING: A federal judge in Florida has blocked the Biden admin’s use of mass parole + ATD (alternatives to detention) migrant releases at the border. These releases allow for much quicker processing and clear out space to avoid overcrowding in BP facilities.
In ruling, Judge T. Kent Wetherell writes that the Biden admin has "effectively turned the Southwest Border into a meaningless line in the sand and little more than a speedbump for aliens flooding into the country."
Order is stayed for 7 days to allow for appeal.

Reuters reports "catch and release" has been struck down.

Trump appointee.

A federal judge in Florida on Wednesday agreed with the state's Republican attorney general that the policy of President Joe Biden's administration to release many people who illegally cross the U.S.-Mexican border rather than detaining them violates U.S. immigration law.
U.S. District Judge T. Kent Wetherell in Pensacola blocked the administration from continuing to implement a 2021 Department of Homeland Security (DHS) memo that had authorized "alternatives to detention" to ease overcrowding in detention facilities. These alternatives included ankle bracelets, phone monitoring or check-ins by immigration officers. Republican critics have called the policy "catch and release."
Wetherell, appointed by Republican former President Donald Trump, said federal immigration authorities lack the power to implement those alternatives on a widespread basis under existing law. The judge agreed with the argument made by Florida Attorney General Ashley Moody, who challenged the policy.
"Defendants have effectively turned the Southwest Border into a meaningless line in the sand and little more than a speedbump for aliens flooding into the country," Wetherell wrote, referring to non-U.S. citizens who cross the border illegally.

One question I have, which I don't know the answer to, is what effect the judge's ruling that Biden's "non-detention policy" is not subject to judicial review and continues to stand.

DeSantis' office released this statement:

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Posted by: GF at March 08, 2023 05:52 PM (aJxr8)

2 Whoa.

Posted by: Bosk at March 08, 2023 05:54 PM (ZVuYy)

3 And now we know why Kari Lake was cheated out of her governorship. No way the open borders crowd wanted someone else in a border state fighting against the current state of affairs.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 08, 2023 05:54 PM (2YtOq)

4
Alternate centered post title:

This Is How Hitler Started, yOu gUyS!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 08, 2023 05:56 PM (PyadP)

5 I’m feeling centered

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 08, 2023 05:56 PM (xT8gx)

6 BTW… Kari Lake won and Abortion Mouse lost but cheated

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 08, 2023 05:57 PM (xT8gx)

7 Does a Floridian judge trump a Hawaiian judge?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 05:58 PM (BpYfr)

8 Ron >>>> Don.

Time to move on.

IMPROVISE. ADAPT. OVERCOME.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 08, 2023 05:59 PM (WmGrA)

9 >>>7 Does a Floridian judge trump a Hawaiian judge?

I definitely know that Reuters points out all the Trump appointees but never points out which leftist appointed the various Hawaiian judges. "Which president nominated this judge?" is only a game the media plays when it's a ruling they don't like.

Posted by: Andrew Dice Ace at March 08, 2023 06:00 PM (C1Zwz)

10 Micky Dolenz of the Monkees is 78 years old today.

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 06:00 PM (XfTkr)

11 Well, the center close-tag after the first image has no slash, so it's just doubling down on center.

For want of a slash, styling was lost…

Posted by: mindful webworker - picker of nits at March 08, 2023 06:00 PM (4OfdQ)

12 I knew my commenting on the centering would be late. Just knew it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - picker of nits at March 08, 2023 06:01 PM (4OfdQ)

13 Well, the center close-tag after the first image has no slash, so it's just doubling down on center.

For want of a slash, styling was lost…
Posted by: mindful webworker - picker of nits

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Wil Thomas at March 08, 2023 06:01 PM (WmGrA)

14 Big: Judge Rules in Favor of DeSantis' Lawsuit Challenging Legality of Biden's "Mass Parole" of Illegal Aliens; Rules That It's Illegal Under the Administrative Procedures Act
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A non-Hawaiian venue, I take it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 06:02 PM (krQz2)

15
All the Monkees are mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 08, 2023 06:02 PM (PyadP)

16 BTW… Kari Lake won and Abortion Mouse lost but cheated

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 08, 2023 05:57 PM (xT8gx)

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You are speaking nonsense, election denier.

Posted by: Republican office holders in Maricopa County at March 08, 2023 06:02 PM (TNyrE)

17 All the Monkees are mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 08, 2023 06:02 PM (PyadP)
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That must have gotten confusing.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 06:03 PM (krQz2)

18 America's Governor.

Posted by: eleven at March 08, 2023 06:03 PM (t4fCu)

19 Micky Dolenz of the Monkees is 78 years old today.

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 06:00 PM (XfTkr)

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And he is the father of Ami Dolenz.

Just thought I would mention that.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 08, 2023 06:05 PM (TNyrE)

20 Trump appointee.
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They should all be REMOVED!

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at March 08, 2023 06:05 PM (krQz2)

21 All I know about The Monkees is they invented Wite Out (TM) and inspired the Beatles.

Posted by: eleven at March 08, 2023 06:05 PM (t4fCu)

22 I think I see the problem.

Judge Wetherill didn't go to Yale.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2023 06:06 PM (jUq8k)

23 This will go nowhere.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2023 06:07 PM (Q4IgG)

24

lol @ cocksucking fake news reuters "explaining" what the Judge meant by "aliens."

...referring to non-U.S. citizens who cross the border illegally.

reuters must have forgot to use "undocumented" instead.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 08, 2023 06:08 PM (PyadP)

25 Nothing the Sundowner administration will honor and keep the illegals flowing in

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 06:09 PM (xhxe8)

26 No such thing as a Trump judge, Asshole Roberts lectured.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 06:09 PM (BXxcV)

27 America's Governor.
Posted by: eleven at March 08, 2023 06:03 PM (t4fCu)

Not even close. There are other red state governors doing just as much as DeSantis. The electoral votes in FL drive the publicity.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2023 06:09 PM (BdMk6)

28 Big Judge

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2023 06:09 PM (63Dwl)

29 And he is the father of Ami Dolenz.

Just thought I would mention that.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

Speaking of Monkeying around. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2023 06:09 PM (qoGsy)

30 This will go nowhere.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Eh, it does cut across that ruling against AZ for going after illegals. So, it could set up a SCrOTUS case that breaks Fed power.

Hey, man, don't harsh our mellow, dude!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:10 PM (jzzG8)

31 So Biden the Tyrant will no doubt... dribble in his pudding and do nothing, despite the Court order. Or order an appeal.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at March 08, 2023 06:10 PM (AxRGS)

32 Abbott, Greg Abbott to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 08, 2023 06:11 PM (2a8jB)

33 Do not take Ami Dolenz if you are allergic to Ami Dolenz.

Posted by: eleven at March 08, 2023 06:11 PM (t4fCu)

34
All the Monkees are mort?

All the Foremans are george.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2023 06:11 PM (63Dwl)

35 Last time I saw Ami Dolenz on something she was still quite striking, a little Rubenesque but still very nice.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 08, 2023 06:11 PM (76Foq)

36 Not even close. There are other red state governors doing just as much as DeSantis.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Like fucking who?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:11 PM (jzzG8)

37 Afternoon.

It's like Hitler 2.0.

Or is it 3.0?

Hey, which version of Hitler are we up to?

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 06:13 PM (+K/tu)

38 "All the Foremans are george. "

Rated as true.

Posted by: eleven at March 08, 2023 06:14 PM (t4fCu)

39 Hitler 2000

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2023 06:14 PM (63Dwl)

40 Like fucking who?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:11 PM (jzzG8

Governor Stitt of OK. Sarah Huckabee in AR to name two.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2023 06:15 PM (BdMk6)

41 All these federal court battles are necessary and stuff but it's hard to take them as wins when it seems like the swamp just ignores them.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 08, 2023 06:15 PM (76Foq)

42 Governor Stitt of OK. Sarah Huckabee in AR to name two.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Gov. Titts? Are you high?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:16 PM (jzzG8)

43 That's some serious cope.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:17 PM (jzzG8)

44 Sundowner administration will go back to flying illegals in in dead of night

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 06:17 PM (xhxe8)

45 My father was road manager for the Monkees national and world tours.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 08, 2023 06:17 PM (mOcHn)

46 One thing I can't get over is how much intense pressure you have to constantly apply to get anything done. One fool decides he likes CoC money and bam- back to square one.

I wouldn't call the slightest rebuke of a lawless regime huge, but it's good. That'll do.

Posted by: trev006 at March 08, 2023 06:17 PM (DTm0P)

47 I don't care who they are or what party they're in but if someone named Tits runs for governor I'm voting for them.

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 06:18 PM (84iWB)

48 Next one to say, Here comes the judge, gets tazed by my 700 Amp tazer.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 08, 2023 06:18 PM (JDjTm)

49 Margot Cleveland's reaction to this ruling makes it seem from a legal perspective the judge came off the top rope on the Biden administration. Total smackdown.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2023 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

50 If Ami Dolenz ran for Gov. I'd approve of calling her Gov. Tits.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 08, 2023 06:20 PM (76Foq)

51 Here's a fun story.

Daily Mail: Connecticut school lunch lady, 31, is charged with sexually assaulting student, 14, 'after texting him saying "Wanna see something?" then bombarding him with nudes'

https://tinyurl.com/2ffwu62t

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 06:20 PM (84iWB)

52 A Hawaiian judge can overrule a Florida judge, right?

Posted by: DB - addressing the problem at March 08, 2023 06:20 PM (geLO8)

53 What are the repercussions to this news?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 08, 2023 06:21 PM (JDjTm)

54 Next one to say, Here comes the judge, gets tazed by my 700 Amp tazer.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

One point twenty-one jiggawatts!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:21 PM (jzzG8)

55 Legal Insurrection: Report: DHS Running a Secret Program Gathering Domestic Intelligence

No one wants to speak out because they “fear punishment if they speak out about mismanagement and abuses.”

https://tinyurl.com/3wxnm7vy

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 06:22 PM (84iWB)

56 "A Hawaiian judge can overrule a Florida judge, right?"
Posted by: DB - addressing the problem at March 08, 2023 06:20 PM (geLO

That seems to be the way it works.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 08, 2023 06:22 PM (76Foq)

57 Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023

Doesn’t sound like a “fun” story to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2023 06:23 PM (//Rlx)

58 Sundowner administration will go back to flying illegals in in dead of night
Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 06:17 PM (xhxe

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Did he ever STOP doing that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

59 Gov. Titts? Are you high?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:16 PM (jzzG

Go ahead and laugh. Even if you mock the name, he's probably doing a better job in OK than the governor in the shithole state you probably live in.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2023 06:23 PM (BdMk6)

60 How's Mayorkas's impeachment coming along?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 08, 2023 06:24 PM (2a8jB)

61 Everything Biden has done has been illegal and unconstitutional. If they get reversed by a republican president, a federal judge will not allow them to be countermanded.

This is what Obama and the democrats have brought to our country.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 08, 2023 06:24 PM (17s+e)

62 Banging the lunch lady is very 2023.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 08, 2023 06:24 PM (iOSQw)

63 I wouldn't mind if Ami Dolenz bombarded me with nudes.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 08, 2023 06:25 PM (76Foq)

64 That kid's rolling in lunch lady pussy.

Posted by: eleven at March 08, 2023 06:26 PM (t4fCu)

65 FJB to the Fed: Turn the presses back on!! We need to fly MS13 members cross country in the dead of night!

Posted by: Regular joe at March 08, 2023 06:26 PM (nnp+f)

66 a meaningless line in the sand and little more than a speedbump for aliens flooding into the country."

Order is stayed for 7 days to allow for appeal.

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I don't understand, this judge seems to understand national sovereignty. I didn't think there were any judges that acknowledged it (including the Supremes).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 06:26 PM (/4zrK)

67 Go Big Judge!

Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at March 08, 2023 06:27 PM (ufJfM)

68 The judge may have made his decision. Now let's see how many divisions of army men he's got control of to enforce it!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at March 08, 2023 06:28 PM (krQz2)

69 This victory is like when the Germans would counterattack against the Allies in April 1945.....it don't mean squat in the long run even if you gain a mile or two of ground.

This does nothing to make the biden administration actually follow immigration law as written. It does nothing to close the border.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 08, 2023 06:28 PM (uNylN)

70 Go ahead and laugh. Even if you mock the name, he's probably doing a better job in OK than the governor in the shithole state you probably live in.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

That's not an argument. It's just dumb to suggest that he's had a bigger governing profile than Desantis. Just stupid on it's face.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:29 PM (jzzG8)

71 "A Hawaiian judge can overrule a Florida judge, right?"
Posted by: DB - addressing the problem at March 08, 2023 06:20 PM (geLO
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Florida ought to be arrested and all power removed from it!

The people have spoken!

Posted by: Whoopie Trotsky at March 08, 2023 06:29 PM (krQz2)

72 FL Chamber of Commerce hardest hit.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2023 06:30 PM (BdMk6)

73 This will go nowhere.

How many battalions does the renegade judge have?

FJB will just ignore it because there is no controlling ruling authority on Earth that can/will enforce it.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 08, 2023 06:30 PM (39D9K)

74 Here we go again. Where was that lunch lady when I was 14?!Ummm- teachers/other employees should NOtT be sexting kids. This is not rocket science.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2023 06:30 PM (/BD2p)

75 Reuters reports "catch and release" has been struck down.
.......

So we're doing fish puns?

Posted by: wth at March 08, 2023 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

76 That kid's rolling in lunch lady pussy.

Ellsworth Clewer "Sonny" Wisecarver Jr. (15 June 1929 – 22 November 2005), called the Woo Woo Kid, was an American who became infamous as a teen in 1944 for having affairs with older women. His behavior sparked public scandal, primarily because of his age; at age 14 he ran off with a mother of two, only to do so again a year later.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 08, 2023 06:31 PM (mOcHn)

77 The Junta will now dispense with the jiggery pokey of parole and simply release them outright, sighting limited resources to process everyone and the ever helpful "prosecutorial discretion."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2023 06:31 PM (up/3i)

78 That's not an argument. It's just dumb to suggest that he's had a bigger governing profile than Desantis. Just stupid on it's face.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:29 PM (jzzG

You need to read my comment again.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2023 06:31 PM (BdMk6)

79 Thankfully, Governor DeSantis steps up to lead when national leaders fail.

I object to the word "leaders" in this context. "Politicians" or "bosses" might be better, but nothing at the national level shows actual leadership of any kind.

Posted by: Half Dozen at March 08, 2023 06:32 PM (eHovo)

80 This is not rocket science.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2023 06:30 PM (/BD2p)

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I believe the correct term is rocket surgery.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 08, 2023 06:33 PM (u73oe)

81 So? Fuck you!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 06:33 PM (Wnv9h)

82 Ellsworth Clewer "Sonny" Wisecarver Jr.

Now that's a name!

Posted by: Editor at March 08, 2023 06:34 PM (hZtdc)

83 Thankfully, Governor DeSantis steps up to lead when national leaders fail.

I object to the word "leaders" in this context. "Politicians" or "bosses" might be better, but nothing at the national level shows actual leadership of any kind.
Posted by: Half Dozen at March 08, 2023 06:32 PM (eHovo)

This!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2023 06:34 PM (BdMk6)

84 You couldn't get 10 out of a hundred to name the governor of OK outside of OK. It's just fucking laughable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:34 PM (jzzG8)

85 Jimmy Hendrix opened for the Monkees.
He was not well received at the time, IIRC.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 08, 2023 06:34 PM (DsA2n)

86 I bet there's a pic of her in nothing but gloves and a hair net.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 08, 2023 06:35 PM (iOSQw)

87 Thankfully, Governor DeSantis steps up to lead when national leaders fail.

Leaders ?... Over the cliff

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2023 06:35 PM (bs+z0)

88 Everything Biden has done has been illegal and unconstitutional. If they get reversed by a republican president, a federal judge will not allow them to be countermanded.

This is what Obama and the democrats have brought to our country.

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The really clever part is the everything everywhere all at once angle.

No one can talk about the spy balloons, or fentanyl, or gay groomers, or illegals, or banning stoves, or etc etc at the same time. They're constantly moving forward and preventing a single conversation about major topics from ever occurring.

Posted by: Corporate and government are probably 90 percent of EV sales at March 08, 2023 06:36 PM (V0h6V)

89 Acting President Obama is a Dictator and has no intention of ever obeying a judge or a Court.

We're not going to litigate, legislate or vote our way out of this.

If Man does it, it would be Gulags or Gunplay. Period.

Pray for a Sovereign Act of God and decree His Victory, Amen and Amen!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 08, 2023 06:37 PM (Ndje9)

90 Here we go again. Where was that lunch lady when I was 14?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2023 06:30 PM (/BD2p)

Forget 14, I want to know where she is *now*...

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 06:37 PM (BXxcV)

91 yeah, we don't have leaders
we have corrupt petty functionaries

Posted by: DB - addressing the problem at March 08, 2023 06:37 PM (geLO8)

92 Shady Sadie, serving lady
Hot lunch

Posted by: Ben Had at March 08, 2023 06:37 PM (2a8jB)

93 They're constantly moving forward and preventing a single conversation about major topics from ever occurring.
Posted by: Corporate and government are probably 90 percent of EV sales at March 08, 2023 06:36 PM (V0h6V)

I think that's why they are so hysterical about Tucker and the Jan. 6th footage

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2023 06:37 PM (bs+z0)

94 You couldn't get 10 out of a hundred to name the governor of OK outside of OK. It's just fucking laughable.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:34 PM (jzzG

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and Sarah Huckabee has been governor for eight weeks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2023 06:38 PM (NhfdV)

95 Hawaiian Judge Komon awanna Laya rules that since Florida did not try to be an island like Hawaii in order to keep immigrants out the decision is reversed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 08, 2023 06:38 PM (VGTCm)

96 On Fox, Brit Hume put on a strong defense of Tucker Carlson's videos and J6 commentary , and slammed the partisan J6 committee. Good for him!

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 08, 2023 06:38 PM (YCQ1m)

97 96 On Fox, Brit Hume put on a strong defense of Tucker Carlson's videos and J6 commentary , and slammed the partisan J6 committee. Good for him!
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 08, 2023 06:38 PM (YCQ1m)

I'm shocked

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2023 06:39 PM (bs+z0)

98 "Jimmy Hendrix opened for the Monkees."

And friends of Hendrix, Sha-na-na performed right before he did at Woodstock

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 08, 2023 06:39 PM (zSyrn)

99 BTW… Kari Lake won and Abortion Mouse lost but cheated

Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Katie Hobbs should go to Mexico for a tummy tuck.

Posted by: wth at March 08, 2023 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

100 I fully suspect another judge to say that this judge didn't have standing.

Posted by: Corporate and government are probably 90 percent of EV sales at March 08, 2023 06:39 PM (V0h6V)

101 and Sarah Huckabee has been governor for eight weeks.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

And if her name was Sarah Winklefarb* and never served under Trump, no one would know her.

* Ace's mom.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:39 PM (jzzG8)

102 Forget 14, I want to know where she is *now*...
Posted by: ...

Soon you can find her doing time in jail.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 06:40 PM (/4zrK)

103 You couldn't get 10 out of a hundred to name the governor of OK outside of OK. It's just fucking laughable.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:34 PM (jzzG

You're right. OK is the best kept secret in the nation. And we like it that way.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2023 06:40 PM (BdMk6)

104 Reuters reports "catch and release" has been struck down.
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Oddly enough that's lunch lady's nickname.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 06:40 PM (BXxcV)

105 "62 Banging the lunch lady is very 2023."

I wish it was very 1972.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 08, 2023 06:43 PM (zSyrn)

106 I don't think real females do prison for statutory rape.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 08, 2023 06:43 PM (76Foq)

107 Have some more Sloppy Joe's!!! !! !

Posted by: The Lunch Lady at March 08, 2023 06:44 PM (BXxcV)

108 Banging the lunch lady is very 2023.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 08, 2023 06:24 PM (iOSQw)
........

Is it Sloppy Joe day?

Posted by: wth at March 08, 2023 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

109
Wouldn't have been funny if the pervert tranny man was wearing the same dress as jill biden, today?

They both had the same hair-do.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 08, 2023 06:44 PM (PyadP)

110 I respect Stitt and wish him good luck. He's got a helluva problem figuring out a solution to the McGirt and Castro-Huerta decisions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2023 06:44 PM (cw9vy)

111 Here we go again. Where was that lunch lady when I was 14?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2023 06:30 PM (/BD2p)

Forget 14, I want to know where she is *now*...
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 06:37 PM (BXxcV)

What I want to know is how a reasonable attractive young woman got the lunch lady job instead of a fat, bitter old hag who resents the direction her life took and hates what she sees in the mirror.

Lunch ladies are always fat, bitter old hags. It's a universal truth.

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 06:46 PM (g8K4o)

112 "62 Banging the lunch lady is very 2023."

I wish it was very 1972.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 08, 2023 06:43 PM (zSyrn)

I wish it was very 1962. **sigh**

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 08, 2023 06:46 PM (Zvtjl)

113 What I want to know is how a reasonable attractive young woman got the lunch lady job instead of a fat, bitter old hag who resents the direction her life took and hates what she sees in the mirror.

Lunch ladies are always fat, bitter old hags. It's a universal truth.
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 06:46 PM

This man speaks for all of Peruvia.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2023 06:47 PM (Wnv9h)

114 Eh, Lunch Lady isn't anything to leave home over

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 06:47 PM (xhxe8)

115 Shows how far we are gone if we wait for help from judges -- Biden violates the law for over two years, letting millions of illegals in, then maybe he is stopped

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 08, 2023 06:48 PM (YCQ1m)

116 nood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 06:49 PM (jzzG8)

117 Abortion Mouse's socialist AG, Comrade Mayes, is now after my County for giving the elected County Recorder's office authority on election matters instead of the now resigned Elections Director. The resigned individual did here what Maricopa's elections director did. Combined all the election precincts into an at large system and closed most voting locations. She was trying to get people to go mail in voting. Funny thing is on Election Day the supermajority of voters voted Lake. But the mail in votes went mostly Hobbs.

Thing is, while the election day ballots could be examined, mail in votes could not. We now can guess where the fraud takes place, yes?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at March 08, 2023 06:51 PM (l7Kbv)

118 I respect Stitt and wish him good luck. He's got a helluva problem figuring out a solution to the McGirt and Castro-Huerta decisions.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2023 06:44 PM (cw9vy)

I don't think this is going to cause as many problems as people outside of the state think it will.

The tribes have been an integral part of the state since it was a territory. We've always worked these problems out.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2023 06:55 PM (BdMk6)

119 I'm making $100 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $100 however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
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