Mid-Morning Art Thread

Odalisque With Slave
Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres

[Hat Tip: Tubal]

Posted by: CBD at 09:35 AM

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1 yuk

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2023 09:35 AM (BRHaw)

2 Wanna come up to my room and see my lute?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 09:35 AM (OQM6D)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 20, 2023 09:35 AM (T4tVD)

4 And this before the days of deodorant.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 09:36 AM (OQM6D)

5 The eunuch lifestyle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 20, 2023 09:36 AM (LvTSG)

6 I never thought it would happen to me...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2023 09:36 AM (t0OGg)

7 Lots of bewbs lately. I'm sensing a pattern

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2023 09:36 AM (7ZQe3)

8 Hippy

Posted by: fd at March 20, 2023 09:36 AM (iayUP)

9 Which one is the slave?

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at March 20, 2023 09:37 AM (sX1BW)

10 Title: Odalisque with a Slave
Date: 1839 - 1840
Physical Dimensions: w100.3 x h72.1 cm
Credit Line: Harvard Art Museums/Fogg Museum

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2023 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

11 A pot-bellied chick with small boobs. No thanks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2023 09:37 AM (EZaTx)

12 No spices on my food! But the guitar player can have whatever spices she wants.

Posted by: Odalisque at March 20, 2023 09:37 AM (fs1hN)

13 Pure unapologetic sensuality. Thanks, CBD!

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2023 09:37 AM (PCK5/)

14 Lies! There were no Black slaves in Islam!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 20, 2023 09:37 AM (Vwz3I)

15 6 touché!

Posted by: cccp3o at March 20, 2023 09:37 AM (F5oWl)

16 She's a little zoftig, but that's okay, skinny women tend to be bitchy and boney bodies leave bruises. I'm in.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 20, 2023 09:38 AM (trVDr)

17 Ingres. We should be looking at his painting of the banker today, n'est-ce pas?

Posted by: Ziba at March 20, 2023 09:38 AM (4h9M3)

18 Hey, Tonypete.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2023 09:38 AM (EZaTx)

19 Well, points awarded for shaving her pits

Posted by: DB - dreading the dentist at March 20, 2023 09:38 AM (geLO8)

20 When is the baby due?

Posted by: huerfano at March 20, 2023 09:38 AM (dTFZY)

21 Which one's the slave? Just to be plain here.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2023 09:38 AM (a5OGE)

22 And this before the days of deodorant.
Posted by: Tonypete

And before deodorant commercials !

Posted by: JT at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (T4tVD)

23 Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2023 09:37
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That's 'pleasantly plump'! Geez, no gratitude.

Posted by: Odalisque at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (fs1hN)

24 Playing "Fat Bottom Girls" no doubt.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (Q4IgG)

25 I look at you all, see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping
Still my guitar gently weeps

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (BRHaw)

26 CBD is getting down with the program!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (hOUT3)

27 16 She's a little zoftig, but that's okay, skinny women tend to be bitchy and boney bodies leave bruises. I'm in.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 20, 2023 09:38 AM (trVDr)

Like doing it with a bagmof antlers, as they say.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (PCK5/)

28 Morning.

Very nice. I like this scene. There's a story there.

Would hang.

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (TeTpz)

29 First performance of "Foggy Mountain Breakdown".

Posted by: DB - dreading the dentist at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (geLO8)

30 My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit...
Why did'nt you tell me before?
It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on,
but.. now that I see you... I would have helped...
I didn't know you were so obviously.. PREGNANT...

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (iayUP)

31 Lots of bewbs lately. I'm sensing a pattern
Posted by: Pete Seria

Yes, They are normally two abreast.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (OQM6D)

32 And this before the days of deodorant.

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The good old days.

- Bernie Sanders

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (sX1BW)

33 Take me to your daddy's farm. Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out. Come and keep your comrade...

Oops, wrong country.

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2023 09:40 AM (gmo/4)

34 This has nothing to do with World Frog Day or the First Day of Spring.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2023 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

35 Is she pregnant or fat?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2023 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

36 I bet the chick on the left is playing Dr. Feelgood.

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 09:41 AM (TeTpz)

37 Meh- when everyone stinks, nobody stinks.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 20, 2023 09:41 AM (trVDr)

38 "This has nothing to do with World Frog Day or the First Day of Spring."

Jump me!

Posted by: Madge at March 20, 2023 09:41 AM (iayUP)

39 I look at you all
See the love there that's sleeping
While my sitar gently weeps

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 20, 2023 09:41 AM (40DMX)

40 And then Blutarsky came in and smashed the lute on the wall.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2023 09:41 AM (UuD2k)

41 What's in the hookah

Posted by: DB - dreading the dentist at March 20, 2023 09:41 AM (geLO8)

42 Slavery is bad, very bad
Read this morning Leonardo DaVinci mom was a slave

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2023 09:41 AM (Ck5SS)

43 Hey. What's in that hookah that made her take off all her clothes?

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2023 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

44 Meh- when everyone stinks, nobody stinks.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

WWII era submariner?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 09:41 AM (OQM6D)

45 She's just a little poochie. Some of you act like she's Big Mama Klump.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 20, 2023 09:42 AM (trVDr)

46 "What's in the hookah
Posted by: DB -"

Not ME!

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 20, 2023 09:42 AM (iayUP)

47 She's high as a kite.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2023 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

48 They look so bored. Maybe they should get dressed and go out.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 20, 2023 09:42 AM (ftFVW)

49 Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (BRHaw)

That's eerie.

I'm spending too much time on AoS.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 20, 2023 09:42 AM (40DMX)

50 Luting,
for a minute there I was really interested because I thought you said the picture was about LOOTING...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 20, 2023 09:42 AM (hOUT3)

51 >And then Blutarsky came in and smashed the lute on the wall.

(shrug)
"Sorry..."

Posted by: DB - dreading the dentist at March 20, 2023 09:42 AM (geLO8)

52 Read this morning Leonardo DaVinci mom was a slave
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Leonardo was half black?!?!

Posted by: Kollege Student at March 20, 2023 09:42 AM (fs1hN)

53 Man...imagine the race lefty head explosions when seeing this painting, and learning they're ALL slaves...to people of color!

Meh...they'd still blame white European heteronormatice culture, patriarchy, and capitalism.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 20, 2023 09:43 AM (JCZqz)

54 I gave my love a cherry
that had no stone . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2023 09:43 AM (4I/2K)

55 Wait, which is the slave here?
Naked woman, lute player, or Ahmed waiting to get some?

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2023 09:43 AM (Ck5SS)

56 What's funny about this piece is Ingres was a huge champion of the Neoclassical style. He was a student of Jacques-Louis David and continued on his ideas. However, this is a very Romantic piece. Ingres was not a fan of the style. This work has Neoclassical elements--the clarity, tableau-like composition, and the melodrama--but the odalisque and the setting itself are orientalist, a Romantic trait.

Posted by: Kris at March 20, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)

57 "I guess I'll just play my own instrument."

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at March 20, 2023 09:44 AM (sX1BW)

58 "for a minute there I was really interested because I thought you said the picture was about LOOTING..."

Looks like she is POOTING.

Posted by: fd at March 20, 2023 09:44 AM (iayUP)

59 The Ottomans liked to raid the Caucus region for slave girls as the women from there were seen as particularly beautiful, they weren't muslim (allowing muslims to enslave them) and they were politically weak.

So finding a pale redhead/blonde in a turkish harem wouldn't be a uprising.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 09:44 AM (lc5cP)

60 Beer belly.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2023 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

61 "For my next song, my dear, I shall play...SEASONS IN THE ABYSS!"

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 09:44 AM (TeTpz)

62 Guitar solo!

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2023 09:45 AM (gmo/4)

63 Wait, which is the slave here?
Naked woman, lute player, or Ahmed waiting to get some?

Muslims usually emasculated their harem slaves.

Which must have really sucked for those guys. Or, you know, not sucked at all.

Posted by: Obligatory at March 20, 2023 09:45 AM (lc5cP)

64 So finding a pale redhead/blonde in a turkish harem wouldn't be a uprising.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 09:44 AM (lc5cP)
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Oh, I think it might lead to an "uprising" IYKWIM...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2023 09:46 AM (t0OGg)

65 If you play "Stairway To Heaven" one more time, I will use your head for a soccer ball.

Posted by: Madge at March 20, 2023 09:46 AM (iayUP)

66 Playing "Fat Bottom Girls" no doubt.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (Q4IgG)

Damn! Should have linked to it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2023 09:46 AM (XIJ/X)

67 She's going to play the skin lute.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2023 09:46 AM (cA2wI)

68 Sure liked 'em chubby back then, eh?

Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at March 20, 2023 09:46 AM (Vwz3I)

69 Beer belly.
Posted by: redridinghood

She's playing The Beer Belly Polka !

Posted by: JT at March 20, 2023 09:47 AM (T4tVD)

70 64 So finding a pale redhead/blonde in a turkish harem wouldn't be a uprising.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 09:44 AM (lc5cP)
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Oh, I think it might lead to an "uprising" IYKWIM...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2023 09:46 AM (t0OGg)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 20, 2023 09:47 AM (LvTSG)

71 Wait, which is the slave here?
Naked woman, lute player, or Ahmed waiting to get some?

Muslims usually emasculated their harem slaves.

Which must have really sucked for those guys. Or, you know, not sucked at all.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 20, 2023 09:45 AM (lc5cP)

Marcus Vindictus: [When a feather on Josephus' fan rises depicting an erection] The jig is up!

Josephus: And gone!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2023 09:47 AM (4I/2K)

72 What's in the hookah?
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Nothing... yet!

Posted by: The Emir at March 20, 2023 09:47 AM (Vwz3I)

73 This is both racist and sexist.
Tubal hitting all the marks.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2023 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

74 Playing "Fat Bottom Girls" no doubt.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2023 09:39 AM (Q4IgG)

Spinal Tap - "Big Bottom"

Posted by: Doof at March 20, 2023 09:47 AM (6uyrZ)

75 I'm listening to Nathaniel Rateliff.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2023 09:47 AM (XIJ/X)

76 I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the slaves all day...

Achmed

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2023 09:47 AM (gmo/4)

77 Odds they're playing Wonderwall?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at March 20, 2023 09:48 AM (fKIdX)

78 For my next song, my dear, I shall play...SEASONS IN THE ABYSS!"
Posted by: Robert

This painting wants for Slayer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2023 09:48 AM (cA2wI)

79 So finding a pale redhead/blonde in a turkish harem wouldn't be a uprising.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 09:44 AM (lc5cP)
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Oh, I think it might lead to an "uprising" IYKWIM...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2023 09:46 AM (t0OGg)

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 20, 2023 09:47 AM (LvTSG)

Mr. Mannix, we need you to elaborate. Can you be more specific?

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 09:48 AM (TeTpz)

80 Whatever she's smoking, it did the trick.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2023 09:48 AM (U2p+3)

81 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

82 There's a rope and a candle in bed.

Kinky.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at March 20, 2023 09:49 AM (sX1BW)

83 Hooka makes her clothes fall off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

84 Get outta that bed, wash your face and hands
Get outta that bed, wash your face and hands
Well, you get in that kitchen, make some noise with the pots 'n pans...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2023 09:50 AM (OgB1i)

85 Wait, which is the slave here?
Naked woman, lute player, or Ahmed waiting to get some?
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2023 09:43 AM (Ck5SS)
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Embrace the power of "AND." There were likely various tiers of slavery, depending on a wide variety of factors. Slaves could reach surprisingly high levels of influence and power, especially among the other slaves.

Achmed is probably among the lowest tier. The lute player, being trained in performing arts, would be in the mid-tier. And the naked lass, being a favorite of the Sultan, would be the highest tier.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 20, 2023 09:50 AM (YIVH2)

86 odalisque

1) A woman slave in a harem.

2) An artistic representation, often highly eroticized, of such a slave.

3) A female slave or concubine in the harem of the Turkish sultan.

Posted by: Definitions at March 20, 2023 09:50 AM (lc5cP)

87 Hooka makes her clothes fall off.
Posted by: Sponge

Kind of like that Blackberry Moonshine.

But I wouldn't know anything 'bout dat.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 09:51 AM (OQM6D)

88 68 Sure liked 'em chubby back then, eh?
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What are you going on about?

Posted by: Stacey "Tank" Abrams at March 20, 2023 09:51 AM (fs1hN)

89 Hooka makes her clothes fall off.

Guitars do that too

Posted by: Some guy in a band at March 20, 2023 09:51 AM (lc5cP)

90 And I'm lookin'........

At yo tittays......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

91 Women shed a lot even back then.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at March 20, 2023 09:51 AM (b306O)

92 Which one's the slave?

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odalisque
ō′də-lĭsk″
noun
1. A woman slave in a harem.
2. An artistic representation, often highly eroticized, of such a slave.
3. A female slave or concubine in the harem of the Turkish sultan.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2023 09:51 AM (ykeLU)

93 odalisque

1) A woman slave in a harem.

2) An artistic representation, often highly eroticized, of such a slave.

3) A female slave or concubine in the harem of the Turkish sultan.
Posted by: Definitions

He was the Sultan of Schwing!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 09:51 AM (OQM6D)

94 Achmed is probably among the lowest tier. The lute player, being trained in performing arts, would be in the mid-tier. And the naked lass, being a favorite of the Sultan, would be the highest tier.
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White supremacy, obviously.

Posted by: State Kollege DEI Administrator at March 20, 2023 09:52 AM (fs1hN)

95 She's got ugly feet.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2023 09:52 AM (NpAcC)

96 In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where otters of the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.

Pass the laudanum, would you?

Posted by: zombie samuel taylot coleridge at March 20, 2023 09:53 AM (Vwz3I)

97 https://www.americanthinker.com/leonardo_da vinci is a reminder of slaverys ubiquity.
She was Circassian

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2023 09:53 AM (Ck5SS)

98 Is that a Taco Bell in the back?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2023 09:53 AM (i5yTE)

99 https://www.americanthinker.com/leonardo_da vinci is a reminder of slaverys ubiquity.
She was Circassian
Posted by: Skip

Slept during the night?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 09:53 AM (OQM6D)

100 Must be spring, we got bewbs.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 20, 2023 09:54 AM (4780s)

101 I like the Romantic style Ingres wanted to continue. He used the grand historical scenes effectively. (It also gave him a reason to include so many nudes.) The colors are brilliant and dramatic which will grab the viewers attention, although the flesh tones are subtle. What I find intriguing is his use of perspective and the detail he includes in the distances. It has a feel of the background in the Mona Lisa. Overall, very effective and evocative art.

Posted by: JTB at March 20, 2023 09:54 AM (7EjX1)

102 Got me the strangest woman
Believe me this trick's no cinch
But I really get her going
When I whip out my big ten inch

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2023 09:54 AM (4I/2K)

103 You can't fool me! An odalisque is that big monument in D.C.!

Posted by: AOC at March 20, 2023 09:54 AM (Vwz3I)

104 White supremacy, obviously.

The Arab/Turkish world imported more African slaves then the New World did.

So why aren't there large black populations there? They emasculated the men and on occasion just killed all the slaves.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 09:54 AM (lc5cP)

105 Ingres
Had a thing
For Odalisques.

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2023 09:54 AM (rj6Yv)

106 Is that a Taco Bell in the back?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2023 09:53 AM (i5yTE)

A hot, writhing naked woman lays before you and all you can think about is Taco Bell?

Jeez...*Zooms in*

Well sonovabitch...that's a fucking Taco Bell!

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 09:55 AM (TeTpz)

107 104 White supremacy, obviously.

The Arab/Turkish world imported more African slaves then the New World did.

So why aren't there large black populations there? They emasculated the men and on occasion just killed all the slaves.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 09:54 AM (lc5cP)

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"This is obviously not a problem that we concern ourselves with. It's not like it's a current day concern like the Crusades."
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 20, 2023 09:55 AM (LvTSG)

108 Having daughters, I don't really appreciate any eroticism in a depiction of a sex slave. No limerick springs to mind about this one.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2023 09:55 AM (ykeLU)

109 Painting: Who's on oud?

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 09:55 AM (MvF+J)

110 And OT at +100, am I still alive in my NCAA pool with about 50 participants if it depends on Tennessee beating Alabama?

Posted by: From about that Time at March 20, 2023 09:55 AM (4780s)

111 108 Having daughters, I don't really appreciate any eroticism in a depiction of a sex slave. No limerick springs to mind about this one.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2023 09:55 AM (ykeLU)

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Pull a Fellini and write a limerick about the inability to write limericks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 20, 2023 09:56 AM (LvTSG)

112 She was Circassian
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A member of the Obsidian Order??

Posted by: star trek geek at March 20, 2023 09:57 AM (Vwz3I)

113 What is it with showing the women as voluptuous and the men quite muscular during that era?

Posted by: irongrampa at March 20, 2023 09:57 AM (KATBx)

114 "Having daughters, I don't really appreciate any eroticism in a depiction of a sex slave. No limerick springs to mind about this one."

I figured the naked lady was the slave owner, and the slave(s) are the other two. Art confuses and frightens me.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 09:57 AM (MvF+J)

115 114 I figured the naked lady was the slave owner, and the slave(s) are the other two. Art confuses and frightens me.
Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 09:57 AM (MvF+J)

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I'm pretty sure the naked lady represents Rome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 20, 2023 09:58 AM (LvTSG)

116 Circassian woman; https://tinyurl.com/bdcptyu5

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 09:58 AM (lc5cP)

117 Ain't that painting something, Thelma Lou?

Posted by: Barney Fife, making his move at March 20, 2023 09:59 AM (4I/2K)

118 I think an odalisque is an attendant. Even lower than the concubines in a harem.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2023 09:59 AM (XIJ/X)

119 Since today's art has no dogs, here are some dogs. Little dog can do what bigger dogs can't:
https://is.gd/anOHOE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2023 09:59 AM (t0OGg)

120 A little chubby.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 09:59 AM (DMyTF)

121 A little chubby.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 09:59 AM (DMyTF)

By modern American standards?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:00 AM (lc5cP)

122 Odalisque means "carefully tucked womanpenis"?

Posted by: Mx. Pips Bunce at March 20, 2023 10:00 AM (XK/SZ)

123 "A little chubby."

Yeah, I got one too. Rome-metaphor lady is hawt.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 10:01 AM (MvF+J)

124 So why aren't there large black populations there? They emasculated the men and on occasion just killed all the slaves.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 09:54 AM (lc5cP)

I had heard about "Marsh Arabs" in Iraq before, but just that they existed and were looked down on. Turns out they're the descendents of a massive slave revolt against the caliphate a very long time ago and still retain many African customs.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 20, 2023 10:01 AM (nC+QA)

125 >>121 A little chubby.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 09:59 AM (DMyTF)

By modern American standards?
Posted by: 18-1 a

It looks like she may have one in the oven.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 10:01 AM (DMyTF)

126 So are the women astronauts going to name the lunar rover Brad?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2023 10:01 AM (DSB5h)

127 She's got an only fan.

Posted by: fd at March 20, 2023 10:01 AM (iayUP)

128 I figured the naked lady was the slave owner, and the slave(s) are the other two. Art confuses and frightens me.
Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 09:57 AM (MvF+J)

I'm pretty sure the naked lady represents Rome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 20, 2023 09:58 AM (LvTSG)

The Ottomans conquered Byzantium. She probably represents Constantinople.

Or maybe she's just a hot nekkid chick. Sometimes a hit nekkid chick is just a hot nekkid chick. Or a cigar. How did Freud put it? You know what I mean.

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 10:02 AM (TeTpz)

129 She could put on a few pounds and model for Old Frothingslosh beer cans. Morons from Pittsburgh know.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2023 10:02 AM (lz5hY)

130 So Muldoon won't hit us with his Circassian rhythm schtick?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 20, 2023 10:02 AM (Vwz3I)

131 127 Brilliant!

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 10:02 AM (MvF+J)

132 A little chubby.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 09:59 AM (DMyTF)

It's a slightly smaller than large chubby.

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at March 20, 2023 10:03 AM (4I/2K)

133 Nineteenth century prelude to a BBC video.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 20, 2023 10:03 AM (ufFY8)

134 The Yoorups and the US got sick and tired of the Muslim slave raids that occurred for centuries along the trade lanes and the coasts - from Iceland to the Black Sea. Bombarding Barbary coastal ports and paying tribute got old and the simplest recourse was to invade and occupy North Africa and dismember the Ottoman Empire.

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2023 10:03 AM (rj6Yv)

135 A little chubby.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 09:59 AM (DMyTF)

By modern American standards?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:00 AM (lc5cP)

In other words she isn't some Skeletor looking thing with a HUE JASS!

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 10:03 AM (TeTpz)

136 Bombarding Barbary coastal ports and paying tribute got old and the simplest recourse was to invade and occupy North Africa and dismember the Ottoman Empire.
___

That's racist!

Posted by: State Kollege DEI Administrator at March 20, 2023 10:04 AM (fs1hN)

137 Ah, now there's a naughty bit o' crumpet!

Posted by: King Louis XVI at March 20, 2023 10:05 AM (4I/2K)

138 So Muldoon won't hit us with his Circassian rhythm schtick?
Posted by: andycanuck

It's not easy to insert an Ian Dury reference into an Art Thread but we are the Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 10:05 AM (OQM6D)

139 Morning, all,

I like the color and smoothness of the lady's skin, though I think she could use a regimen of situps or an Abdominizer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2023 10:06 AM (J2vNu)

140 I think an odalisque is an attendant. Even lower than the concubines in a harem.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2023 09:59 AM (XIJ/X)

From the definition posted earlier both women probably qualify as odalisques, unless the musician was brought in to play and will be leaving again. The naked one is what is traditionally meant by the term though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 20, 2023 10:06 AM (nC+QA)

141 My drunk uncle had Old Frothingslosh cans on shelves behind the bar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2023 10:06 AM (NG1ch)

142 I love the smell of Odalisque in the morning!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 20, 2023 10:06 AM (Mzdiz)

143 NY AG James@NewYorkStateAG
Drag Story Hour is a fun opportunity to get our kids excited about reading!
Thank you to all the families who came out today for our incredible read-a-thon. 🌈📖

-
Yeah, I always go to a strip club when I feel like doing a little reading.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 20, 2023 10:07 AM (FVME7)

144
Ode to the Harem Slave

Abhu was the Sultan's harem eunuch,
He wore a purple and gold colored tunic,
He was named Abdul before his maiming,
A concubine asked "Why the renaming?"
"They cut off how I Pee, it's my new nic."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 20, 2023 10:07 AM (40DMX)

145 A little chubby.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 09:59 AM (DMyTF)

New Slave with the Freshman 15.

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2023 10:07 AM (gmo/4)

146 Most concubines were perfumed, but the odalisques were odaless.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 10:08 AM (MvF+J)

147 Secret Service in the background is a eunuch.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 20, 2023 10:08 AM (Jg7EG)

148 Drag Story Hour is a fun opportunity to get our kids excited about reading and my penis, but mostly my penis

Posted by: Some Drag Queen at March 20, 2023 10:08 AM (lc5cP)

149 The very definition of languid.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 20, 2023 10:08 AM (yQpMk)

150 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

Welcome back. Vacation over?

Posted by: Doof at March 20, 2023 10:08 AM (6uyrZ)

151 Muldoon, I typed out a detailed explanation on the magnet question from yesterday, lost my internet connection and by then it was too late.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2023 10:08 AM (NUeKv)

152 Fox News @FoxNews · 5h
On this day in history, March 20, 1854, Republican Party founded to oppose expansion of slavery

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 20, 2023 10:09 AM (Vwz3I)

153 It would seem eating French Toast with Maple Syrup has stirred CBD's groin in a manly way.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:09 AM (8Sqzu)

154 Hey, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2023 10:10 AM (DSB5h)

155 Fox News @FoxNews · 5h
On this day in history, March 20, 1854, Republican Party founded to oppose expansion of slavery
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 20, 2023 10:09 AM (Vwz3I)

Or as CNN might put it, Republican Party founded on raaaaacism!!!!

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 10:10 AM (TeTpz)

156 152 Fox News @FoxNews · 5h
On this day in history, March 20, 1854, Republican Party founded to oppose expansion of slavery
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 20, 2023 10:09 AM (Vwz3I)

=======

And then they switched with Democrats the next day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 20, 2023 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

157 This is timely.

Canadian pastor arrested AGAIN for protesting drag queen event aimed at kids

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 20, 2023 10:10 AM (FVME7)

158 The odalisque just radiates off the canvas. The surrounding elements are mostly cool hues and duller hots. Her skin, tho, is this white-ivory that is so dominant. The only color that could *maybe* challenge her skin tone is the brilliant royal blue of her robe. That pose she's striking is a variant of the Venus pose and represents coquettish sensuality. It is a *very* classical and has a looong history in art. She is in this pose, up front and center, and in a tone that contrasts greatly to the rest of the piece. Yeah. Ingres wants the viewer to see her and keep seeing her.

Posted by: Kris at March 20, 2023 10:11 AM (OyyDO)

159 Van Eyck @ludwig_van_eyck · Mar 18
I wanted to rewatch "PCU" (1994) tonight but it is unavailable on streaming and is out of print on disc.

I wonder why...

https://tinyurl.com/5xacsx5s

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 20, 2023 10:11 AM (Vwz3I)

160 It's not easy to insert an Ian Dury reference into an Art Thread but we are the Horde!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 10:05 AM (OQM6D)

Only some of the Horde are Blockheads

Posted by: Doof at March 20, 2023 10:11 AM (6uyrZ)

161 I typed out a detailed explanation on the magnet question from yesterday, lost my internet connection and by then it was too late.
Posted by: Ben Had

*****

I would have been interested to see what you had to say. Care to re-post, or did it get lost to the ether?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2023 10:11 AM (ykeLU)

162 The Ottomans conquered Byzantium. She probably represents Constantinople.

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 20, 2023 10:12 AM (yQpMk)

163 Typing of manly things, my Klein 4/0 to 6 AWG Klein crimper arrived yesterday.

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2023 10:12 AM (rj6Yv)

164 Her father, Liam Neeson, is going kill all her captors by himself, put some clothes on her, and rescue her.

END HUMAN TRAFFICKING.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 20, 2023 10:12 AM (C3i+v)

165
Welcome back. Vacation over?
Posted by: Doof at March 20, 2023 10:08 AM (6uyrZ)

Yeah. Part vacation part **#$#**#*$#$^*^$#$@ dealing with my lazy ass useless FiL and his living accommodations. Hot water line is completely rotted under the house, so he'll be on cold water rations till I can get all the parts I need to drill holes and run pex everywhere.........

My hands are tore to shreds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

166 The anti-globalist farmer party is now the largest political party in the Dutch parliament.

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2023 10:13 AM (gmo/4)

167

Whacked out on opium, dreaming of the big bamboo...

Posted by: Prof. Joebobo, Afrophysicist at March 20, 2023 10:13 AM (6hhYd)

168 This is Biden's daughter longing for a shower with Mr. Shitpants, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:13 AM (8Sqzu)

169 No wonder colonialism was so popular. Just lay around naked and stoned all day, while locals play ukulele and the fellah in the corner tries to pretend he's not sneaking a peek.

Posted by: red speck at March 20, 2023 10:13 AM (gS3OW)

170 And then they switched with Democrats the next day.

THE PARTIES SWITCHED!!!

Presidents the left HATES: Coolidge, Eisenhower, Reagan.

President the left loves: FDR, JFK, Clinton

So...I guess the parties just kept switching back and forth?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:14 AM (lc5cP)

171 166 The anti-globalist farmer party is now the largest political party in the Dutch parliament.
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Good.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:14 AM (8Sqzu)

172 That oud is a Gibson. Nice.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 10:14 AM (MvF+J)

173 Nice inner arch on that left foot, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2023 10:14 AM (J2vNu)

174 170 So...I guess the parties just kept switching back and forth?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:14 AM (lc5cP)

========

Depends. Does the current discussion require shitting on Republicans about race?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 20, 2023 10:14 AM (LvTSG)

175 END HUMAN TRAFFICKING.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 20, 2023 10:12 AM (C3i+v)

Agreed! This is why we're putting billions of dollars into public transportation and high speed rail.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 20, 2023 10:15 AM (TeTpz)

176 So...I guess the parties just kept switching back and forth?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:14 AM (lc5cP)

In DC, there's only one party.

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2023 10:15 AM (rj6Yv)

177
A nekkid woman, a woman with a banjo, and a eunuch walk into a bar,

and the bartender says...

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2023 10:15 AM (L1tQx)

178 Muldoon, it went straight to the ether. I'll try to catch you on a dealer thread.
.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2023 10:15 AM (NUeKv)

179 Freebird!!!

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2023 10:16 AM (vd8XM)

180 I'll try to catch you on a dealer thread.
.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2023 10:15 AM (NUeKv)

Ace is openly dealing now?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

181 I imagine everything that could possibly have been said or drooled about re: languid pale ho has been posted. So I'll use my comment space to recognize the masterful draftsmanship and use of vibrant palette in the surrounding picturescape

Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2023 10:17 AM (dCxaZ)

182 So...I guess the parties just kept switching back and forth?
Posted by: 18-1

Many in DC swing both ways.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 20, 2023 10:17 AM (FVME7)

183 >>173 Nice inner arch on that left foot, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Yes but, unfortunately she suffers from early-onset bunions.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 10:18 AM (DMyTF)

184 You know the Turks were pretty progressive.

Turkish rulers, caucasian sex slaves, and black slave-slaves.

I mean...that's like the United Colors of Benetton right?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:18 AM (lc5cP)

185 Yeah. Part vacation part **#$#**#*$#$^*^$#$@ dealing with my lazy ass useless FiL and his living accommodations. Hot water line is completely rotted under the house, so he'll be on cold water rations till I can get all the parts I need to drill holes and run pex everywhere.........

My hands are tore to shreds.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

Yikes. Sorry to hear that. Good of you to help so much, though.

Posted by: Doof at March 20, 2023 10:18 AM (6uyrZ)

186 Since today's art has no dogs, here are some dogs. Little dog can do what bigger dogs can't:
https://is.gd/anOHOE
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2023

***
If they had a courtyard to play in, my cats would do exactly that. Until a lizard came along that they could hunt and kill, of course.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2023 10:18 AM (J2vNu)

187 Hey, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2023 10:19 AM (ffbyg)

188 Risque oda-liskay, aka hooker with hookah.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2023 10:19 AM (tkR6S)

189 "Birthing Hips" is right out. On the forbidden phrase list.

Posted by: Javems at March 20, 2023 10:19 AM (KvZnc)

190 I'll try to catch you on a dealer thread.
.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2023 10:15 AM (NUeKv)
*
Ace is openly dealing now?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023

***
Along with Della and the cat named Kalamazoo.

Posted by: Zombie Hoyt Axton at March 20, 2023 10:20 AM (J2vNu)

191 @156

>>And then they switched with Democrats the next day.

The whole, "The Parties Switched" and offloading of Democrats vast and voluminous, atrocities, guilt and evil onto Republicans is really the original, One Neat Trick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2023 10:20 AM (XFPre)

192 Stanford Law students that shouted down federal judge admit they harassed Federalist Society board members

"They didn't just shout down a sitting federal judge," Sibarium explained to Fox & Friends Weekend co-host Will Cain. "They also posted the names and faces of ... every [Federalist Society] board member ... around the school in a concerted effort to shame their peers and pressure them out of hosting the event. And then those exact same students emailed me to say, 'Oh, by naming us in the story, you're ginning up harassment.' So, it's really quite hypocritical."

Posted by: PeeWee Herman at March 20, 2023 10:21 AM (RHGPo)

193 191 The whole, "The Parties Switched" and offloading of Democrats vast and voluminous, atrocities, guilt and evil onto Republicans is really the original, One Neat Trick.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2023 10:20 AM (XFPre)

=========

Did it come before or after the left decided that Nazis were suddenly bad?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 20, 2023 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

194 That's nobody's business but the Turks.
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RIIITZ!

Posted by: fetterman's lump at March 20, 2023 10:21 AM (Vwz3I)

195 Vivek Ramaswamy Calls on Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley to Get Off Their Butts and Condemn Politicized NYC Indictment Against Trump

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 10:21 AM (DMyTF)

196 >>>Typing of manly things, my Klein 4/0 to 6 AWG Klein crimper arrived yesterday.

Posted by: mrp

>What the hell are you installing? A 200 amp service?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 20, 2023 10:21 AM (Jg7EG)

197 The whole, "The Parties Switched" and offloading of Democrats vast and voluminous, atrocities, guilt and evil onto Republicans is really the original, One Neat Trick.
------------------------
Meh, Seward was evil. Lincoln could not control him. Thus they both went full Caine.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:22 AM (8Sqzu)

198 It would seem eating French Toast with Maple Syrup has stirred CBD's groin in a manly way.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:09 AM (8Sqzu)

I noticed that interesting tidbit too. Skimming through yesterday's threads earlier today. Interesting that CBD not only partook of his despised combination -- he also admitted it on the food thread. We could have been none the wiser.

Posted by: Doof at March 20, 2023 10:22 AM (6uyrZ)

199 189 "Birthing Hips" is right out. On the forbidden phrase list.
____

Replaced by "Birthing Persons"

Posted by: State Kollege DEI Administrator at March 20, 2023 10:23 AM (fs1hN)

200 198 It would seem eating French Toast with Maple Syrup has stirred CBD's groin in a manly way.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:09 AM (8Sqzu)

I noticed that interesting tidbit too. Skimming through yesterday's threads earlier today. Interesting that CBD not only partook of his despised combination -- he also admitted it on the food thread. We could have been none the wiser.
----------------
The Wild Side of CBD.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:23 AM (8Sqzu)

201 @195

>>Vivek Ramaswamy Calls on Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley to Get Off Their Butts and Condemn Politicized NYC Indictment Against Trump

I am tempted to vote for Vivek simply because I think the words, President Ramaswamy, are hilarious when said in that order.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2023 10:24 AM (XFPre)

202
Yikes. Sorry to hear that. Good of you to help so much, though.
Posted by: Doof at March 20, 2023 10:18 AM (6uyrZ)

Yeah, thanks. It's sad. Wife spent a lot of her life there and her grandfather would've NEVER let it get in that condition, but her father is a lazy prick that just bitches about everything, does nothing to correct anything and expects everyone ELSE to take care of it.

It tears me up knowing how much it bothers her to see it like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

203 >>>>Typing of manly things, my Klein 4/0 to 6 AWG Klein crimper arrived yesterday.

Posted by: mrp

Sweet. The last time I attached a 2/0 cable to a lug connector I used the solder pot method. it worked okay but still wish I had the proper crimper tool.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 10:25 AM (DMyTF)

204 Vivek Ramaswamy Calls on Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley to Get Off Their Butts and Condemn Politicized NYC Indictment Against Trump
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Ana Navarro has a different POV.

https://bit.ly/402qfZo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 20, 2023 10:25 AM (FVME7)

205
She-uh, uh, well uh

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 20, 2023 10:26 AM (vwCZJ)

206 “Humanity is on thin ice — and that ice is melting fast,” United Nations Secretary-General and well-known purveyor of scientific knowledge Antonio Guterres said.

Posted by: PeeWee Herman at March 20, 2023 10:27 AM (RHGPo)

207
Ana Navarro has a different POV.

https://bit.ly/402qfZo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 20, 2023 10:25 AM (FVME7)

Ana Navarro is a useless fat cünt, so.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

208 “197 The whole, "The Parties Switched" and offloading of Democrats vast and voluminous, atrocities, guilt and evil onto Republicans is really the original, One Neat Trick.”

And I’m the guy that made it happen. You can thank me later.

Posted by: Nelson Rockefeller - the original RINO at March 20, 2023 10:28 AM (9X60i)

209 Slave? Reparations!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2023 10:28 AM (aylmF)

210 >>Ana Navarro is a useless fat cünt, so.......

I bet she smells like stinky cheese.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 10:29 AM (DMyTF)

211
I bet she smells like stinky cheese.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 10:29 AM (DMyTF)

They don't call her "Queso" for nothing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

212 Why the Mental Health of Liberal Girls Sank First and Fastest

https://jonathanhaidt.substack.com/p/ mental-health-liberal-girls

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 20, 2023 10:30 AM (fs1hN)

213 There are worse assignments if you are a slave

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2023 10:30 AM (xAJtR)

214 197 The whole, "The Parties Switched" and offloading of Democrats vast and voluminous, atrocities, guilt and evil onto Republicans is really the original, One Neat Trick.
------------------------
Meh, Seward was evil. Lincoln could not control him. Thus they both went full Caine.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:22 AM (8Sqzu)

Why are you so fixated on holding Lincoln to a moral standard he and contemporaries had never heard of and that no one has ever adhered to? Wilson's self-determination wouldn't be conceived of until decades later.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2023 10:30 AM (eYoxG)

215 Did concubines generally lie around naked waiting for a call from the emperor? Didn't she have a yoga class to attend? It must have been stressful to think your entire career could depend on the big guy not have ED on the day you get your call.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 20, 2023 10:30 AM (eGTCV)

216 Typing of manly things, my Klein 4/0 to 6 AWG Klein crimper arrived yesterday.

Posted by: mrp

>What the hell are you installing? A 200 amp service?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 20, 2023 10:21 AM (Jg7EG)

It can be used for other "things".

Is it safe? Is it...safe?

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2023 10:30 AM (gmo/4)

217 I bet she smells like stinky cheese.

I’m sure she doesn’t taste as good as stinky cheese, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2023 10:31 AM (ffbyg)

218 Orcas! So freaking cool!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2023 10:31 AM (NBGQS)

219 212 Why the Mental Health of Liberal Girls Sank First and Fastest

https://jonathanhaidt.substack.com/p/ mental-health-liberal-girls
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 20, 2023 10:30 AM (fs1hN)

========

Because they've been screamed at that the world is ending, they're all racist and irredeemable, and that they should demean themselves for things they never did.

Oh, and they use social media constantly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 20, 2023 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

220 >>>Typing of manly things, my Klein 4/0 to 6 AWG Klein crimper arrived yesterday.

Posted by: mrp

>What the hell are you installing? A 200 amp service?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 20, 2023 10:21 AM (Jg7EG)

Nope. A 12V DC charging system that starts with a 200 amp alternator.

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2023 10:31 AM (rj6Yv)

221 Resident J Pod. There's about 10 of them
With a few babies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2023 10:32 AM (NBGQS)

222 What is the combined weight of the harridans of The View?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 20, 2023 10:32 AM (eGTCV)

223 this is what Merica could look like if it was run correctly

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2023 10:32 AM (us2H3)

224 Workers digging up the street. I can't even hear or feel it, but Tiny is terrified, hiding under the biggest heaviest furniture. Most alert cat I ever knew. He's kinda like Radar O'Reilly. Knows what's going to happen before it does. Always rotating his ears and bugging out his eyes.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 10:33 AM (MvF+J)

225 What is the combined weight of the harridans of The View?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 20, 2023 10:32 AM (eGTCV)

Metric or Imperial tonnes?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 20, 2023 10:33 AM (yQpMk)

226 Reminds me of that hit song from Annie Get Your Gun, Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better.

Trans runner Valentina Petrillo smashes 200m record, clinches 8th women's title at Italian championship

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23WBji_Z0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 20, 2023 10:33 AM (FVME7)

227 Interesting, confusing, and certainly different for Lent. Beautiful colors, nicely done but, no, wouldn't hang.

An odalisque is a female slave or concubine in a harem by definition, but the term has been used “more loosely” in the world of art to mean a reclining nude female figure.
Both women, including the lit looking musician, are slaves and they're in the presence of an eunach and, with his job to serve and guard them, he's also a slave. So three slaves for the amusement of their owner?

Could it be that Charles Marie Jean Baptiste Marcotte was a wee bit of a perv who, in the name of fine art, kept Ingres in the $? (Rhetorical Q) Thanks.

Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 20, 2023 10:33 AM (GshMh)

228 "Birthing Hips" is right out. On the forbidden phrase list.
Posted by: Javems at March 20, 2023 10:19 AM (KvZnc)
++++
IT'S LIKE HANDMAID'S TALE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2023 10:33 AM (t0OGg)

229 What is the combined weight of the harridans of The View?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 20, 2023 10:32 AM (eGTCV)

I'm outta here.....

- - - USS John McCain

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

230 Metric or Imperial tonnes?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March

Imperial works

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 20, 2023 10:33 AM (eGTCV)

231 Why are you so fixated on holding Lincoln to a moral standard he and contemporaries had never heard of and that no one has ever adhered to? Wilson's self-determination wouldn't be conceived of until decades later.
---------------------
Caine slaying Abel was known to them. They just accepted they would become Caine. Shit Happens.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:35 AM (8Sqzu)

232 Muslim men aren't supposed to touch women that aren't their wives or close relatives, yet they are allowed multiple wives.....and who gets a harem?

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2023 10:35 AM (AwYPR)

233 @222

>>What is the combined weight of the harridans of The View?

Their combined weight is around 200 stone or 3 alligators.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2023 10:35 AM (XFPre)

234 What is the combined weight of the harridans of The View?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 20, 2023 10:32 AM (eGTCV)

Is that a question from the keeper of the bridge in Monty Python Holy Grail?

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2023 10:35 AM (gmo/4)

235 You want party-switch?
2002: Republicans rep corporations, luv wars. Dems for the working man, antiwar.
2023: Dems rep corporations, luv wars. Reps for the working man, antiwar kinda.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 10:35 AM (MvF+J)

236 Good morning Horde. Every time I see Ana Navarro I can't help thinking that she looks like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2023 10:36 AM (dl6++)

237 Avoirdupois

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2023 10:36 AM (us2H3)

238 It tears me up knowing how much it bothers her to see it like that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

I can imagine. Hang in there, man.

Posted by: Doof at March 20, 2023 10:37 AM (6uyrZ)

239 189 "Birthing Hips" is right out. On the forbidden phrase list

what about "berthing hips"?

Posted by: anachronda at March 20, 2023 10:37 AM (cFL1s)

240 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. I'm guessing no CCR on that thing eh?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2023 10:37 AM (anj39)

241 Look at the names of the harpies on The View---Joy! Whoopie! Sunny!

Anything but

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 10:37 AM (mR6Gs)

242 Chris Rock joked that former President Donald Trump was “romantic” for allegedly paying off porn star Stormy Daniels — while calling lawmakers “stupid” for wanting him arrested, warning it will only inflate his popularity.

The 58-year-old funnyman addressed the expected arrest as he helped honor Adam Sandler at the Mark Twain Prize late Sunday — directly addressing lawmakers in the audience, including Nancy Pelosi.

‘”Are you guys really going to arrest Trump?” Rock asked the crowd, according to the Daily Mail, which noted that several officials from the Biden administration were in the Kennedy Center crowd.

“Do you know this is only going to make him more popular. It’s like arresting Tupac” Shakur, he quipped of the late rapper.

Posted by: PeeWee Herman at March 20, 2023 10:37 AM (RHGPo)

243
Their combined weight is around 200 stone or 3 alligators.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2023 10:35 AM (XFPre)

Remember the opening credits for The Flintstone's when Fred is in the rock quarry? I'm guessing they're similar to the machinery used.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

244 Now I know why SVB depositors got bailed out. Most of the green energy crap companies had accounts.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2023 10:38 AM (Y5qcH)

245 Ingres today. Delacroix tomorrow?

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2023 10:38 AM (rj6Yv)

246 231 Why are you so fixated on holding Lincoln to a moral standard he and contemporaries had never heard of and that no one has ever adhered to? Wilson's self-determination wouldn't be conceived of until decades later.
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Caine slaying Abel was known to them. They just accepted they would become Caine. Shit Happens.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:35 AM (8Sqzu)

Lincoln wasn't culpable for the war. He was obliged in his office to prosecute it to the best of his ability. The guilty parties are those who initiated and orchestrated it, which is the Confederate aristocracy.

Do we claim the British started the American Revolution? No, because that'd both be a lie and be an obviously stupid claim.

The Confederacy too put down secessionist efforts against them, so it cannot be said there was a moral principle they held that Lincoln violated while they did not.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2023 10:38 AM (eYoxG)

247 A little late for the Morning Report, but wouldn't you think Joey would be a bit hesitant to let somebody set the precedent that an ex-President can be indicted? Or maybe he doesn't plan to live that long?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 20, 2023 10:39 AM (AcLxR)

248 Why does this site get so many toe fungus ads?

Posted by: lorien1973 at March 20, 2023 10:39 AM (Lavx8)

249
I can imagine. Hang in there, man.
Posted by: Doof at March 20, 2023 10:37 AM (6uyrZ)

I'm givin'er all she's got, Captain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

250 2002: Republicans rep corporations, luv wars. Dems for the working man, antiwar.

Most Dems were pro-war in 2002 - you can find speeches by Edwards and Hillary going on about what a wuss Shrub was.

Even in the 2004 election Kerry was mostly wishy-washy on what he would do in regards to the war - which is amazing considering it was the biggest question in the election.

After 2004 the Dems did take a hard anti-war turn but it was transparently just about neutralizing Shrub.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:39 AM (lc5cP)

251 A little late for the Morning Report, but wouldn't you think Joey would be a bit hesitant to let somebody set the precedent that an ex-President can be indicted? Or maybe he doesn't plan to live that long?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 20, 2023 10:39 AM (AcLxR)

He believes that as a dem, he and his family are untouchable and nothing will ever happen to any one of them. And he's likely correct.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

252 247 A little late for the Morning Report, but wouldn't you think Joey would be a bit hesitant to let somebody set the precedent that an ex-President can be indicted? Or maybe he doesn't plan to live that long?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 20, 2023 10:39 AM (AcLxR)

Why? Did Biden suddenly become an anti-establishment figure of the wrong party?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2023 10:40 AM (KbCG3)

253 I'm sure the slave in the background is thinking he's got a better gig than the guy breaking rocks for the latest monument.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2023 10:40 AM (5xURv)

254 "Why does this site get so many toe fungus ads?"

Toyota and Proctor-Gamble wanted to place ads here, but were turned down for being too woke.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 10:40 AM (MvF+J)

255 Because they've been screamed at that the world is ending, they're all racist and irredeemable, and that they should demean themselves for things they never did.

Oh, and they use social media constantly.
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Yes, in part. Article also points out how colleges are abetting the mental illness. Interesting charts included, for example, 56% of liberal women 18-29 say health-care provider has told them they have mental health condition, compared to 21% of conservative women in the same age group. Another reason to avoid dating a liberal woman.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 20, 2023 10:41 AM (fs1hN)

256 Howdy, B.! Been doing some work-work this morning, paying people for their costs traveling here, and jumping through the necessary hoops to get my new colleague hired.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2023 10:41 AM (J2vNu)

257 248 Why does this site get so many toe fungus ads?
Posted by: lorien1973 at March 20, 2023 10:39 AM (Lavx8

Advertisers are checking the cookies of the horde. Someone here has a bad case of foot cheese.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2023 10:41 AM (5xURv)

258 Been looking into renouncing my citizenship and what the result would be

So far it looks catastrophic, I would officially be an illegal alien with access to free healthcare, free education, welfare and wouldn't have to pay taxes

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 20, 2023 10:42 AM (VTu1l)

259 I'm sure the slave in the background is thinking he's got a better gig than the guy breaking rocks for the latest monument.

Well, the best role for a slave was probably the Janissaries - they were soldiers and got better food/pay/raping opportunities then the average Ottoman peasant levy. Also, they didn't cut your balls off.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:42 AM (lc5cP)

260 Would take half the show to introduce them as Josephine, Caryn and Asunción.

Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 20, 2023 10:42 AM (GshMh)

261 @247

>>A little late for the Morning Report, but wouldn't you think Joey would be a bit hesitant to let somebody set the precedent that an ex-President can be indicted? Or maybe he doesn't plan to live that long?

At 81, The Meat Puppets time on this mortal coil is coming to a close, I would suspect he doesn't care much about the future, and he has been showing it in word and deed since he was installed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2023 10:42 AM (XFPre)

262 MTG and McCarthy want you to stay home and not exercise your 1A.

Don't protest the political persecution of Dem opposition.

They are abusing state power. And the R answer is to continue donating to them. Because they're going to win in a landslide in a year and a half. And they will do big things.

Stay home and stay safe.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 20, 2023 10:42 AM (VRslY)

263 258 Been looking into renouncing my citizenship and what the result would be

So far it looks catastrophic, I would officially be an illegal alien with access to free healthcare, free education, welfare and wouldn't have to pay taxes

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 20, 2023 10:42 AM (VTu1l)

You can also ditch that pesky car insurance.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2023 10:42 AM (KbCG3)

264 A little late for the Morning Report, but wouldn't you think Joey would be a bit hesitant to let somebody set the precedent that an ex-President can be indicted? Or maybe he doesn't plan to live that long?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 20, 2023 10:39 AM (AcLxR)

Why? Did Biden suddenly become an anti-establishment figure of the wrong party?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2023 10:40 AM (KbCG3)
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Sleepy Sessions and Bagpipes Billy are tanned, rested, and ready to go hard after the Biden Crime Family if they get a second crack at Attorney General!

Durham will come!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 20, 2023 10:43 AM (i+55I)

265 Advertisers are checking the cookies of the horde. Someone here has a bad case of foot cheese.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

In a race, who would win? Foot cheese or brie?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 10:43 AM (OQM6D)

266 Lincoln wasn't culpable for the war. He was obliged in his office to prosecute it to the best of his ability. The guilty parties are those who initiated and orchestrated it, which is the Confederate aristocracy.
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He didn't launch the war to free slaves. He launched the war to take the south as slaves for his industrial donors. They just understood slaves were more expensive than day laborers. See our Southern border for a primer on cheap labor and growing government.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:44 AM (8Sqzu)

267
Durham will come!

Steiner too!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 20, 2023 10:44 AM (lc5cP)

268 Lincoln wasn't culpable for the war. He was obliged in his office to prosecute it to the best of his ability. The guilty parties are those who initiated and orchestrated it, which is the Confederate aristocracy.

.. the Democrat "Copperheads" used to call it "Lincoln's War"

In the 1860s, the Copperheads, also known as Peace Democrats, were a faction of Democrats in the Union who opposed the American Civil War and wanted an immediate peace settlement with the Confederates.

Posted by: PeeWee Herman at March 20, 2023 10:44 AM (RHGPo)

269 Ingres today. Delacroix tomorrow?
Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2023

***
No, Sequel Pro is next

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2023 10:44 AM (J2vNu)

270 >>What is the combined weight of the harridans of The View?
Posted by: That Northern skulker

I bet they only allow two of them at a time in the elevator.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 10:44 AM (DMyTF)

271 Why does this site get so many toe fungus ads?
Posted by: lorien1973 at March 20, 2023 10:39 AM (Lavx

because Ewok's run around barefooted on the forest floor?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 20, 2023 10:44 AM (Mkvkw)

272 Been looking into renouncing my citizenship and what the result would be

So far it looks catastrophic, I would officially be an illegal alien with access to free healthcare, free education, welfare and wouldn't have to pay taxes

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 20, 2023 10:42 AM (VTu1l)
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Move to San francisco, identify as black, and pocket a cool $5 million.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 20, 2023 10:45 AM (i+55I)

273 Why the Mental Health of Liberal Girls Sank First and Fastest
https://jonathanhaidt.substack.com/p/ mental-health-liberal-girls
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 20, 2023 10:30 AM (fs1hN)

Because they've been screamed at that the world is ending, they're all racist and irredeemable, and that they should demean themselves for things they never did.
Oh, and they use social media constantly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 20, 2023 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

Well, if they don't use social media constantly, they'll miss out on the latest thing, which is-

Was a woman right to walk out on her first date with a guy becuz he refused to spring for the $3 cheese to top his own burger cuz of the cost?!?!?!

Yes, this set the tweets all on fire for about two weeks until-

The woman admitted that she'd lied about the whole thing. Whaaaaaaat!?!?!?!?!?

What's that you say...everything is fake and teh ghey?

Why, yes! Yes, it is.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2023 10:45 AM (L1tQx)

274 Advertisers are checking the cookies of the horde. Someone here has a bad case of foot cheese.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2023 10:41 AM (5xURv)

I wonder if it's my name. I should change it to Hot Chicks on Trampolines or something.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2023 10:45 AM (Y5qcH)

275 You can also ditch that pesky car insurance.

**************

Before I do anything though I need to change my name to Paoblo Livin La Vida Loca

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 20, 2023 10:45 AM (VTu1l)

276 Good morning Horde. Every time I see Ana Navarro I can't help thinking that she looks like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2023 10:36 AM (dl6++)

The Sta-Puft Marshmallow Harpy.

I like it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

277 232 Muslim men aren't supposed to touch women that aren't their wives or close relatives, yet they are allowed multiple wives.....and who gets a harem?
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A select few of the very best of our civilization. Not you, peasant. Eat the bugs and jagoff to the metaverse you will be generously provided by your betters.

Posted by: WEF at March 20, 2023 10:46 AM (fs1hN)

278 @264

>>Durham will come!

Sure did, right in Billy Bagpipes FartClam, he's a very generous bottom.

--
John "By Da Book" Durham

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2023 10:46 AM (XFPre)

279 So the Polish Ambassador went ahead and committed NATO to the war in Ukraine. Seems like a smart thing to do.

Says if Ukraine doesn't win, NATO will enter the war.

These people are desperate for a nuclear exchange. Guess Baal is getting impatient.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2023 10:46 AM (5xURv)

280 222 What is the combined weight of the harridans of The View?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 20, 2023 10:32 AM (eGTCV

Approximately 5 solar mass units. If they get with 3 yards f each other, they will break the Schwarzchild limit and collapse into a black hole.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 20, 2023 10:46 AM (4GxJn)

281 Was a woman right to walk out on her first date with a guy becuz he refused to spring for the $3 cheese to top his own burger cuz of the cost?!?!?!

I've been seeing a lot of justifications of "foody calls" lately because "the wage gap"

Even though the wage gap is BS.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:47 AM (lc5cP)

282 .. the Democrat "Copperheads" used to call it "Lincoln's War"

In the 1860s, the Copperheads, also known as Peace Democrats, were a faction of Democrats in the Union who opposed the American Civil War and wanted an immediate peace settlement with the Confederates.
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Guess what? They were taken prisoner without charges and locked up cuz Liberty. Sound familiar? Then see Wilson and German sympathizers. This cycle repeats.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:47 AM (8Sqzu)

283 Advertisers are checking the cookies of the horde. Someone here has a bad case of foot cheese.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

In a race, who would win? Foot cheese or brie?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 10:43 AM (OQM6D)

Brie would win as she's already unassed and ready to race...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 20, 2023 10:47 AM (Mkvkw)

284 Ingres today. Delacroix tomorrow?
Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2023

***
No, Sequel Pro is next
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2023 10:44 AM (J2vNu)

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PostgreSQL FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 20, 2023 10:47 AM (i+55I)

285 Another reason to avoid dating a liberal woman.

But they're tigers in the sack. You could take it as a challenge to see if your could schtup the liberal out of her and convert her to conservatism.

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2023 10:47 AM (gmo/4)

286 I bet they only allow two of them at a time in the elevator.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 10:44 AM
(DMyTF)

I bet they have to take the ferry to Manhattan....alone.

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2023 10:47 AM (AwYPR)

287 The woman admitted that she'd lied about the whole thing. Whaaaaaaat!?!?!?!?!?

*******

fake but accurate

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 20, 2023 10:47 AM (VTu1l)

288
Brie would win as she's already unassed and ready to race...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 20, 2023 10:47 AM (Mkvkw)

*sniffs*

*runs screaming and crying from the room*

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 20, 2023 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

289 3) A female slave or concubine in the harem of the Turkish sultan.
Posted by: Definitions at March 20, 2023 09:50 AM (lc5cP)

I had a very Huck Finn childhood in a town called Sultan in WA State. It was a good place to grow up.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2023 10:48 AM (anj39)

290 Move to San francisco, identify as black, and pocket a cool $5 million.
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The taxing authority of the committee is somewhat in doubt.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:48 AM (8Sqzu)

291 Muslim men aren't supposed to touch women that aren't their wives or close relatives, yet they are allowed multiple wives.....and who gets a harem?

The Koran allows you to have multiple wives as long as you can support them.

Turkish Sultans generally had very large numbers of concubines hence the harems, though the term itself just refers to the family of the patriarch, it doesn't necessarily mean a palace full of sex slaves.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:48 AM (lc5cP)

292 Dentist appt this week, along with Fourier's and Laplace's birthday parties. Too much excitement in one week for this retiree. Feel like a nap.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 10:49 AM (MvF+J)

293 But they're tigers in the sack. You could take it as a challenge to see if your could schtup the liberal out of her and convert her to conservatism.

***********

That reminds me of that article by a cunt bunny leftie who complained that the only good sex she ever got was from dating Trump MAGA dudes, and they would always quickly dump her afterwards

gee i wonder why, she sounds like quite a catch

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 20, 2023 10:49 AM (VTu1l)

294 So the Polish Ambassador went ahead and committed NATO to the war in Ukraine. Seems like a smart thing to do.

Says if Ukraine doesn't win, NATO will enter the war.

These people are desperate for a nuclear exchange. Guess Baal is getting impatient.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2023 10:46 AM (5xURv)

guess it's time to brush up on my Twilight 2000 knowledge and lore. never thought that game would end up as relevant as it is...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 20, 2023 10:49 AM (Mkvkw)

295 272 Move to San francisco, identify as black, and pocket a cool $5 million.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 20, 2023 10:45 AM (i+55I)

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Do you need to actually move? Can you use a PO Box and then get a forwarding service to mail you the check?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 20, 2023 10:49 AM (LvTSG)

296 266
He didn't launch the war to free slaves. He launched the war to take the south as slaves for his industrial donors. They just understood slaves were more expensive than day laborers. See our Southern border for a primer on cheap labor and growing government.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:44 AM (8Sqzu)

Lincoln was very explicit on the fact that he didn't fight the war to free slaves. But to preserve the Union, which is literally his job. His duty. Same for any other person in that role, which is why it is so clear that any other non-Democrat president has to fight the Civil War. The Confederates would not have seceded with a Democrat president is the main difference.

He hadn't even taken office before the Confederacy moves and seizes the federal arsenal. It makes no sense to accuse him of initiating a war pre-meditated by the other party.

And the party declaring independence is always the initiator of an independence war, obviously there is no war otherwise.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2023 10:49 AM (eYoxG)

297 Muslim men aren't supposed to touch women that aren't their wives or close relatives, yet they are allowed multiple wives.....and who gets a harem?

Muslham men are allowed to rape women that show too much skin as punishment to the woman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

298 PostgreSQL FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 20, 2023 10:47 AM (i+55I)

And it's FREE!

Posted by: Jimmy J.J. Walker, flexible senior spokesmodel at March 20, 2023 10:49 AM (PiwSw)

299 >>283 Advertisers are checking the cookies of the horde.

I'm surprised we don't get ads for FFM midget prOn.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 10:50 AM (DMyTF)

300 >>>>Typing of manly things, my Klein 4/0 to 6 AWG Klein crimper arrived yesterday.

Posted by: mrp

Sweet. The last time I attached a 2/0 cable to a lug connector I used the solder pot method. it worked okay but still wish I had the proper crimper tool.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 10:25 AM (DMyTF)

I ordered an anvil crimper, but then i counted up the number of connectors needed for the DC to DC charger, the inverter, the battery, the several fuses, the new alternator charger cable and the disconnectors. I bit the bullet and bought the Klein.

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2023 10:50 AM (rj6Yv)

301 Lincoln delivering pineapple pizza to Fort Sumter would not go unanswered.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 20, 2023 10:50 AM (44ww/)

302 But they're tigers in the sack. You could take it as a challenge to see if your could schtup the liberal out of her and convert her to conservatism.

Look at Naomi Wolfe as a clear example...though most married women are right of center. Its just the single women that are bat shit insane leftists.

Of course ShoeOnHead is an example of what happens when a Chad stops banging sense into her...she slowly drifted back to the left.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:50 AM (lc5cP)

303
Biden > Carter > Lincoln

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 20, 2023 10:50 AM (ZLyax)

304 Muslim men are allowed to rape nonbeliever women because they aren't human anyway.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2023 10:50 AM (aylmF)

305 grostesque display of gluttony and horseplay

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 20, 2023 10:51 AM (sI15f)

306 So the Polish Ambassador went ahead and committed NATO to the war in Ukraine. Seems like a smart thing to do.

Says if Ukraine doesn't win, NATO will enter the war.

These people are desperate for a nuclear exchange. Guess Baal is getting impatient.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2023 10:46 AM (5xURv)

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* Cue obligatory quote from Admiral Josh Painter *

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 20, 2023 10:51 AM (wjV4+)

307 "Before I do anything though I need to change my name to Paoblo Livin La Vida Loca"

Saw an arrest video of one "Alpatchino Lopez." Now that's the name for me.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 10:51 AM (MvF+J)

308 Lincoln was very explicit on the fact that he didn't fight the war to free slaves. But to preserve the Union, which is literally his job. His duty.
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So a husband can kill his wife to preserve the union? WTF?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:51 AM (8Sqzu)

309 Worst presidents

Buchanan Biden Obama Carter

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:51 AM (lc5cP)

310 A twatter thread ['unrolled' as an ordinary webpage] about political mental health stats, including the various charts.

Zach Goldberg @ZachG932 · Apr 11, 2020
1/n Two interesting findings thus far from my analysis of Pew's March 2020 COVID-19 survey. First, white (and especially 'very') liberals are far more likely than all other ideological-racial subgroups to report being diagnosed with a mental health condition.

https://tinyurl.com/436wezn5

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 20, 2023 10:51 AM (Vwz3I)

311 Why does this site get so many toe fungus ads?
Posted by: lorien1973 at March 20, 2023 10:39 AM (Lavx

My theory: the owner of the adserver is doing it deliberately to downgrade the look of the site.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2023 10:51 AM (tkR6S)

312 282 .. the Democrat "Copperheads" used to call it "Lincoln's War"

In the 1860s, the Copperheads, also known as Peace Democrats, were a faction of Democrats in the Union who opposed the American Civil War and wanted an immediate peace settlement with the Confederates.
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Guess what? They were taken prisoner without charges and locked up cuz Liberty. Sound familiar? Then see Wilson and German sympathizers. This cycle repeats.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:47 AM (8Sqzu)

Wilson, a Southern Democrat, was a key thinker and backer in trying to articulate the Lost Cause you hold so dear. Hence his foreign policy ideas.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2023 10:51 AM (eYoxG)

313 Jesus...

I just tossed out a bunch of moldy bread for the birds and NIT A DINGKE FUCKIBG ONE IS GOJNG FOR IT!!!!!!

DSO ANGRY! TYPOS GALORE!!!!!!

STOOPUD BURDS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 10:51 AM (TeTpz)

314 Rupert Murdoch has found love, that crazy cat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2023 10:52 AM (aylmF)

315 Do I see a hooka(?) pipe?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 20, 2023 10:52 AM (sVtYq)

316 I've been seeing a lot of justifications of "foody calls" lately because "the wage gap" ...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:47 AM (lc5cP)
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I know I'll regret this, but what is a "foody call?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2023 10:52 AM (t0OGg)

317 Another reason to avoid dating a liberal woman.

But they're tigers in the sack. You could take it as a challenge to see if your could schtup the liberal out of her and convert her to conservatism.

This is what apparently happened to that crazy "mattress" girl --I can't remember her name.
She found herself a well-hung conservative Chad and flipped

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 10:52 AM (mR6Gs)

318 Move to San francisco, identify as black, and pocket a cool $5 million.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 20, 2023 10:45 AM (i+55I)

Hmm...sounds like a plan...

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2023 10:52 AM (AwYPR)

319 My theory: the owner of the adserver is doing it deliberately to downgrade the look of the site.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2023 10:51 AM (tkR6S)

I like the animation of the new one. The fungus just slides off.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2023 10:52 AM (UuD2k)

320 You're all like a foot away you fuckingvretards!

Don't you like eating delicious bread?!?

GAH!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 10:52 AM (TeTpz)

321 266 Oh brother.

Lincoln didn’t launch the war. The South did.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 20, 2023 10:52 AM (ffbyg)

322 303
Biden > Carter > Lincoln
----------------------
Biden > Carter> LBJ > FDR > Wilson > Lincoln.

Lincoln wins cuz he killed the most Americans as a percentage of the population of the lot.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (8Sqzu)

323 The number of twentysomething white girls diagnosed with bipolar, depression, and PTSD is astounding.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (aylmF)

324 I know I'll regret this, but what is a "foody call?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2023 10:52 AM (t0OGg)

uber Eats, DoorDash

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (mR6Gs)

325 1/n Two interesting findings thus far from my analysis of Pew's March 2020 COVID-19 survey. First, white (and especially 'very') liberals are far more likely than all other ideological-racial subgroups to report being diagnosed with a mental health condition.
____

I'm starting to suspect these women view having a mental health condition as a sort of status symbol.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (fs1hN)

326 Friday is the first anniversary of panda cat Chekov's passing. Not sure what Miss Linda will want to do for us to mark it. Two days later Siberian kitten Dagny turns 1, which to me is a much happier thing to observe. Though Linda will insist I buy her a new toy. (My response: "If we dig down into the toy basket and find one she's forgotten, it'll be just like a new one!")

Blanche Bickerson: "It's easy to make friends with a cat. Bring him something he can play with."

John Bickerson: "I'll bring him a dog in the morning!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (J2vNu)

327 If you had asked Jefferson in 1776 what the country would look like post-slavery, he would have given a more complete and thoughtful answer than the slaveholders of 1860.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (44ww/)

328 Been looking into renouncing my citizenship and what the result would be

So far it looks catastrophic, I would officially be an illegal alien with access to free healthcare, free education, welfare and wouldn't have to pay taxes

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 20, 2023 10:42 AM (VTu1l)

You can also ditch that pesky car insurance.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 20, 2023 10:42 AM (KbCG3)

Done forget the free cell phone.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (anj39)

329 I love Ingres, but I prefer this odalisque painting.

https://tinyurl.com/259xe425

He painted a biologically impossible woman with several extra vertebrae here, but that kind of thing was the style of the time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (oINRc)

330 Why does this site get so many toe fungus ads?

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I suspect it has to do with modern politics. Icky bad-think requires demonetization, so you get weird stuff like fungus treatment ads.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (ZLyax)

331 At 81, The Meat Puppets time on this mortal coil is coming to a close, I would suspect he doesn't care much about the future, and he has been showing it in word and deed since he was installed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2023 10:42 AM (XFPre)

Well that, and-

The constant out-cry from the Dims and MSM that-

"How dare you persecute and torture a Senile Man at the end of his life for things he doesn't even remember doing?*

*That's right. The minute he's held accountable, Biden will have been senile for years. Years!!! I tells you!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (L1tQx)

332
Zach Goldberg @ZachG932 · Apr 11, 2020
1/n Two interesting findings thus far from my analysis of Pew's March 2020 COVID-19 survey. First, white (and especially 'very') liberals are far more likely than all other ideological-racial subgroups to report being diagnosed with a mental health condition.

https://tinyurl.com/436wezn5
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 20, 2023 10:51 AM (Vwz3I)

"YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!!!!!!!"

- - - - Masked Up Wine Karen in Line at Wal-Mart

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

333 Of course ShoeOnHead is an example of what happens when a Chad stops banging sense into her...she slowly drifted back to the left.

**************

Dang I just started watching her too, but her older videos, not recent content

welp, if there's no nearby non-soy around to "reintroduce" some sense into her, i guess it falls to me

*sniff* *pulls up pants*

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (VTu1l)

334 >>>Why does this site get so many toe fungus ads?

Posted by: lorien1973

>Have you looked at your feet lately? I don't want to be the one to tell you...

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (Jg7EG)

335 Ingres today. Delacroix tomorrow?
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With a chance of Seurat.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 20, 2023 10:54 AM (Vwz3I)

336 I know I'll regret this, but what is a "foody call?"

A woman using a man for a free dinner at a restaurant with no romantic or sexual interest in him. A verbal play on a booty call.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:54 AM (lc5cP)

337 Lincoln wins cuz he killed the most Americans as a percentage of the population of the lot.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (8Sqzu)

Lincoln took an oath to uphold the Constitution. He did what he had to do.

Fuck the Rebels

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 10:54 AM (mR6Gs)

338 Muslim men aren't supposed to touch women that aren't their wives or close relatives, yet they are allowed multiple wives.....and who gets a harem?
Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2023 10:35 AM (AwYPR

Four wives, plus, "that which is held by your right hand". I.e., slaves.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (4GxJn)

339 308 Lincoln was very explicit on the fact that he didn't fight the war to free slaves. But to preserve the Union, which is literally his job. His duty.
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So a husband can kill his wife to preserve the union? WTF?
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:51 AM (8Sqzu)

The sovereign entity is obliged to defend its territory, else it becomes someone else's territory. A government that does not defend its territory soon ceases to have any territory. This is a basic organizing principle behind why any country rules any given territory globally.

Again, the American Revolution is an obvious relevant independence war. We don't view the British as the aggressors. The Confederates were trying to establish a new country within the boundaries of an existing one. Hence a war.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (eYoxG)

340 Is Jimmy Carter still alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (ZTAGJ)

341 Dogs > Cats

Dogs will kill for you.

Cats will kill you and eat you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

342 If these were seagulls the bread would be gone and my truck would be covered in bird shit.

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (TeTpz)

343 324 I know I'll regret this, but what is a "foody call?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2023 10:52 AM (t0OGg)

uber Eats, DoorDash
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (mR6Gs)

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I'd have guessed it's women on Tinder matching with guys just to get a free meal (go on the date, eat, then either hook-up or ghost them)

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (uPgE/)

344 If biden would ever be charged with a crime, he would show up to court in a wheelchair.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (aylmF)

345 The number of twentysomething white girls diagnosed with bipolar, depression, and PTSD is astounding.

**************

why its almost as if a swirl of man juices from 50 different guys mixing with a cocktail of birth control chemicals circulating in your body has consequences

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (VTu1l)

346 Is Jimmy Carter still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (ZTAGJ)

Yeah, damnit.

Posted by: Death at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

347 322 303
Biden > Carter > Lincoln
----------------------
Biden > Carter> LBJ > FDR > Wilson > Lincoln.

Lincoln wins cuz he killed the most Americans as a percentage of the population of the lot.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (8Sqzu)

Why do you have such a negative view of Wilson when you subscribe to his view of the Civil War?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (eYoxG)

348 A woman using a man for a free dinner at a restaurant with no romantic or sexual interest in him. A verbal play on a booty call.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:54 AM (lc5cP)

This isn't new.

Girls have always drank for free at bars

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (mR6Gs)

349 Lincoln wins cuz he killed the most Americans as a percentage of the population of the lot.

Posted by: Pudinhead

--

If you don't suspend habeaus corpus then the terrorists win!

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (ZLyax)

350 Why does this site get so many toe fungus ads?

Posted by: lorien1973

>Have you looked at your feet lately? I don't want to be the one to tell you...
Posted by: Dr. Bone

"Yo feet! Dey ugly!! You no have girlfrennn?
- My Vietnamese pedi gal

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 10:56 AM (OQM6D)

351 Says if Ukraine doesn't win, NATO will enter the war.

Strange comment considering the Russians are incompetent and can't conduct a military operation, Putin has stage 19 cancer, assassination attempts are happening inside the Kremlin, the Russian army has lost 250,000 troops, Russian citizens are all fleeing the country to avoid conscription, the Russian economy is in tatters, the Russians are out of missiles, tanks, planes, bombs and bullets, Russian soldiers are starving to death because they have no food rations, the Wagner Group is forming a coup, the Russians are firing missiles into Poland, Zelensky is the best general since Alexander the Great, the world is standing with Ukraine, the HIMARS system has changed the game, the mighty Ukrainian navy is retaking Crimea, the Ghost of Kiev is shooting down Russian planes by the score and scoring Russian women by the gross, the Goat of Kiev is capturing Russian troops, and the mighty Ukrainian military is a fierce, devoted fighting force the likes of which the world has never seen.

Why this odd statement?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 20, 2023 10:56 AM (40DMX)

352 Muslim men are allowed to rape nonbeliever women because they aren't human anyway.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2023 10:50 AM

I once had a Muslim man explain to me that women, like trees, rocks, and dogs, are tools for man to use.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2023 10:56 AM (a3Q+t)

353 A woman using a man for a free dinner at a restaurant with no romantic or sexual interest in him. A verbal play on a booty call.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:54 AM (lc5cP)
++++
So a tale as old as time, then.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2023 10:56 AM (t0OGg)

354 Is Jimmy Carter still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (ZTAGJ)

I still say he'll walk out of hospice care

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 10:56 AM (mR6Gs)

355
uber Eats, DoorDash
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (mR6Gs)

Speaking of Uber Eats, those new commercials with all the people singing.......

When did Sean Combs become Puffy Daddy? That dude is FAT now. Damn.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

356 I once had a Muslim man explain to me that women, like trees, rocks, and dogs, are tools for man to use.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2023 10:56 AM (a3Q+t)

Second look at Islam?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 10:57 AM (mR6Gs)

357 A woman using a man for a free dinner at a restaurant with no romantic or sexual interest in him. A verbal play on a booty call.

***********************

Men pump and dump women becaus ethyere good for nothing else, and in turn women date men for freebies because theyre good for nothing else

Modern dating is one big spiteful hatefest of men and women absolutely despising each other

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 20, 2023 10:57 AM (VTu1l)

358
I still say he'll walk out of hospice care
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 10:56 AM (mR6Gs)

And it will look like that scene towards the end of The Golden Child when Eddie takes on "Brother Numsey" to protect the child.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

359 Jimmuh does not want to interfere with John McCains funeral.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2023 10:58 AM (aylmF)

360 "I know I'll regret this, but what is a "foody call?""

I guessed it would be a flash mob robbery for foodstuffs. But they usually don't grab food.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 10:58 AM (MvF+J)

361 337 Lincoln wins cuz he killed the most Americans as a percentage of the population of the lot.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (8Sqzu)

Lincoln took an oath to uphold the Constitution. He did what he had to do.

Fuck the Rebels
----------------
So its okay to kill your brother if you think the Constitution is at risk. That puts you in Liz Chaney shoes.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:58 AM (8Sqzu)

362 Yeah, f*ck those rebels who couldn't leave the union and who had to re-enter the union!

Wait, what?

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 20, 2023 10:58 AM (ZLyax)

363 Good morning Horde. Every time I see Ana Navarro I can't help thinking that she looks like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters

--

I'll never forget seeing Ghostbusters in the theater when it first came out and that Stay Puft Marshmallow guy came booming down the street. I nearly fell out of my theater seat laughing. Like water streaming from my eyes laughter. One of those weird things that just strikes you funny at that particular moment!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 20, 2023 10:58 AM (sVtYq)

364 Chevy Chase, "This just in Jimmy Carter is still alive. The hospice is dead."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2023 10:58 AM (ZTAGJ)

365 I still say he'll walk out of hospice care
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 10:56 AM (mR6Gs)
++++
Once the Disney Imagineers from the Parks department get the animatronics up and running...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2023 10:58 AM (t0OGg)

366 This isn't new.

Girls have always drank for free at bars

Ehh, yes and no. Sure 20 years ago you'd go to a bar and buy a girl a drink and maybe she'd talk with you, maybe she wouldn't.

Now with tinder and online dating it is easy to plan multiple dinners out with multiple guys and then just ghost them.

I was watching one woman that talked about how she stopped needing to buy groceries because she'd just arrange a foody call for every day of the week.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 10:58 AM (lc5cP)

367 356 I once had a Muslim man explain to me that women, like trees, rocks, and dogs, are tools for man to use.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2023 10:56 AM (a3Q+t)

Second look at Islam?
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Bathrobes and Babes. I'm in.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:59 AM (8Sqzu)

368 Jimmuh will die when his death will serve as a useful distraction.

Maybe he will hang out until mid october 24. Then the dems can have a funeral/ campaign rally.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2023 10:59 AM (aylmF)

369 >>>Why does this site get so many toe fungus ads?

Posted by: lorien1973

Because, thankfully, the hemorrhoid advertisers don't pay as much.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2023 10:59 AM (anj39)

370 > Marcus Vindictus: [When a feather on Josephus' fan rises depicting an erection] The jig is up!

God bless Mel Brooks for being born when he was.

Today he'd have a mob of screeching blue-haired transgendered antifa outside his house, assuming he was allowed to make movies in the first place, which he wouldn't be.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 20, 2023 10:59 AM (bW8dp)

371 The sovereign entity is obliged to defend its territory, else it becomes someone else's territory. A government that does not defend its territory soon ceases to have any territory. This is a basic organizing principle behind why any country rules any given territory globally.
____

This certainly applies to Ukraine, and also the United States.

Posted by: Mayorkas at March 20, 2023 10:59 AM (fs1hN)

372 Dogs will kill for you.

Cats will kill you and eat you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

That's not true, cats kill for their owners all the time. "Here's a dead mouse, human. Because you suck at hunting."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2023 10:59 AM (UuD2k)

373 Cats will kill you and eat you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

IF they were much larger

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 11:00 AM (mR6Gs)

374 >> If you don't suspend habeaus corpus then the terrorists win!

The Rebs suspended habeus corpus and passed a conscription act. Such things happen during a war with existential consequences.

Posted by: mrp at March 20, 2023 11:00 AM (rj6Yv)

375
That's not true, cats kill for their owners all the time. "Here's a dead mouse, human. Because you suck at hunting."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2023 10:59 AM (UuD2k)

After they've eaten 3/4 of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

376 356 I once had a Muslim man explain to me that women, like trees, rocks, and dogs, are tools for man to use.
___

Islam is right about women

Posted by: Effective Trolling at March 20, 2023 11:00 AM (fs1hN)

377 > once had a Muslim man explain to me that women, like trees, rocks, and dogs, are tools for man to use.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2023 10:56 AM (a3Q+t)

There was the imam who said that if any woman not wearing a full burqa got raped, it was completely her fault, using the analogy that if you set a plate of uncovered meat on the ground, you can't blame a cat or dog for eating it.

Charming fellow. Likely still collecting dole money in Australia (I think it was).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 20, 2023 11:01 AM (bW8dp)

378 Nood throckmorton

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2023 11:01 AM (aylmF)

379 Jimmuh will die when his death will serve as a useful distraction.

It would be ironic--and funny as Hell--if he croaks as they're closing in on Trump

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 11:01 AM (mR6Gs)

380 I'm starting to suspect these women view having a mental health condition as a sort of status symbol.
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Bo Winegard @EPoe187 Replying to @robkhenderson
What do you think of a signaling account of this? As affluence and comfort increase, signaling victimhood becomes a more viable path to status. Would explain the precipitous rise quite well. Have to think through carefully, but I think it's a plausible hypothesis.

Rob Henderson @robkhenderson · 19h Replying to @EPoe187
I’d be surprised if status signaling had nothing to do with it. Reminds me of this review by Scott Alexander.
https://tinyurl.com/ydru6sxe

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 20, 2023 11:01 AM (Vwz3I)

381 361 337 Lincoln wins cuz he killed the most Americans as a percentage of the population of the lot.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:53 AM (8Sqzu)

Lincoln took an oath to uphold the Constitution. He did what he had to do.

Fuck the Rebels
----------------
So its okay to kill your brother if you think the Constitution is at risk. That puts you in Liz Chaney shoes.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 10:58 AM (8Sqzu)

Why are the Confederates killing their 'brothers' to protect the wealth and status of their aristocracy? The language also doesn't make much sense in an independence war, where the seceding party does not regard there as being a kinship between the parties.

No one ever stopped Confederates from immigrating out of the US. But if you want to seize territory from an existing government, usually that means war.

No, the Confederacy is not magically special and entitled to what everyone else has to fight for.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 20, 2023 11:01 AM (eYoxG)

382 Where's Mitch?
Where's Fetterman?
Where's DiFi?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 11:01 AM (DMyTF)

383 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 20, 2023 10:56 AM (40DMX)

Yep. A lot of people will be unpleasantly surprised
when Russia wins. After the popular narrative goes tits up.

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2023 11:01 AM (gmo/4)

384 >>>Why this odd statement?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

>The Russians are trafficking Ukrainian children to the China to make computer chips for American iPhones.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 20, 2023 11:01 AM (Jg7EG)

385 Modern dating is one big spiteful hatefest of men and women absolutely despising each other

Watching Brian Atlas and Pearl Davis videos is fascinating.

Most young women know very little about men and how they work - certainly less then the average woman 20 years ago - all thanks to the FNM.

Men are a different story, you have a growing number of incel types because they believe the same crap the FNM tells young women and then a bunch of game types that mostly use the information in a bad way...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2023 11:01 AM (lc5cP)

386 This certainly applies to Ukraine, and also the United States.
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+1

Let Ukraine fight their silly war that they (and Biden) caused.

Leave the U.S. out of it.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 20, 2023 11:01 AM (ZLyax)

387 Early to the party, but shouldn't that painting be shredded because raycism??? Isn't that the solution now. Ban all art that doesn't fit the narrative?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2023 11:01 AM (GwxCX)

388 God bless Mel Brooks for being born when he was.

Today he'd have a mob of screeching blue-haired transgendered antifa outside his house, assuming he was allowed to make movies in the first place, which he wouldn't be.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 20, 2023 10:59 AM (bW8dp)

For what it's worth, I'm hearing that History of the World Part II is woke shit.......

Plus it has Seth Rogen in it, so I won't be seeing it anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

389 See when the south did this and that and the other thing, and oh yah, that stuff over there, they were just =REACTIN= to Lincoln's tyranny.

We don't want to measure both sides in terms of having free will, agency, or foresight! No sir!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 20, 2023 11:02 AM (44ww/)

390 DeSantis finally issues weasel worded comment.

"I have to spend my time on issues that actually matter to people."

Posted by: IrishEi at March 20, 2023 11:02 AM (3ImbR)

391 If you don't suspend habeaus corpus then the terrorists win!
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The Rebs suspended habeus corpus and passed a conscription act. Such things happen during a war with existential consequences.

Posted by: mrp

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Who cares? We're discussing the Great Lincoln.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 20, 2023 11:02 AM (ZLyax)

392 The sovereign entity is obliged to defend its territory, else it becomes someone else's territory. A government that does not defend its territory soon ceases to have any territory. This is a basic organizing principle behind why any country rules any given territory globally.
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The only just powers a government has, it has from the consent of the governed.

There is no such thing as rebellion, only rejection of illegitimate government, itself, a just act.

Posted by: Methos at March 20, 2023 11:02 AM (kOpft)

393 "IF they were much larger"

I think my Maine Coon Tom could kill a human if he was fully committed to the mission.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 20, 2023 11:02 AM (MvF+J)

394 I'll just lay this 10th Amendment right here and move on to the next thread.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 20, 2023 11:03 AM (ZLyax)

395 @361

>>So its okay to kill your brother if you think the Constitution is at risk. That puts you in Liz Chaney shoes.

The Hotel California Clause, permeates the entire constitution, it's a shame the South had to learn that lesson the hard way.

The upside to all of the unpleasantness is that Yankee's are now beating it to your shores in droves.

On second thought, you probably don't like Yankee's beating it to your shores.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2023 11:03 AM (XFPre)

396 Why are the Confederates killing their 'brothers' to protect the wealth and status of their aristocracy?
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Last I checked the South only invaded PA for a couple of days. Maryland was taken as a Satrap as was West Virginia. Besides PA where did the South invade the North?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 20, 2023 11:03 AM (8Sqzu)

397 I think an indictment of Trump results in an at least de facto "separation" if not a national divorce. Red state voters will demand tit for tat and start locking up dems, local and national, on trumped up charges too. Folks will continue to migrate to places aligned with their politics. Dems really ought to think this one over.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 20, 2023 11:03 AM (trVDr)

398 > IF they were much larger
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2023 11:00 AM (mR6Gs)

Or if you die. In former Alaska Governor Jay Hammond's autobiograph, he recalls an incident when he was working for the State Troopers, long ago. An old miner or trapper had died out in his remote cabin. Hammond went to check on him and found him in there. He put him in a back room and tossed the cat in there to keep the shrews off him, then went to get some help with getting him buried. Weather happened, and he wasn't able to get back for a couple of weeks.

By that time the cat had done a number on its former owner.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 20, 2023 11:03 AM (bW8dp)

399 Where's Mitch?
Where's Fetterman?
Where's DiFi?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 20, 2023 11:01 AM (DMyTF)

We're working as fast as we can!

- Disney Animatronics

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2023 11:04 AM (gmo/4)

400 > Dems really ought to think this one over.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: The Optimates Planning to Prosecute Julius Caesar at March 20, 2023 11:04 AM (bW8dp)

401 By that time the cat had done a number on its former owner.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 20, 2023 11:03 AM (bW8dp)

Hey, he was ALREADY dead, and I was hungry!
Jeez

Posted by: Cat at March 20, 2023 11:07 AM (mR6Gs)

402 I think an indictment of Trump results in an at least de facto "separation" if not a national divorce.

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A national divorce is unlikely - certainly in the near term. Territorial splits take time and are messy. Usually with bloody conflicts. A de facto separation would be good. Give both sides time to resolve either amicably with reunion or amicably with ultimate splitting down the road. Our history points to both.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at March 20, 2023 11:08 AM (sX1BW)

403 For what it's worth, I'm hearing that History of the World Part II is woke shit.......

Plus it has Seth Rogen in it, so I won't be seeing it anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 20, 2023 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

There isn't a single laugh or even a smile in the trailer.

Just coma inducing, lame-ass, woke posturing.

If that's your thing, enjoy!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2023 11:10 AM (L1tQx)

404 Seth Rogen is the most unfunny person in the history of the world.

Regardless which part.

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2023 11:14 AM (gmo/4)

405 There's actually already been some separation action from the left- seem to remember California banning state business travel to certain states if the didnt agree to allow trannies in the ladies room. Seems like reciprocal bans are likely, and more to Cali's detriment than vice versa, since tourism is a huge part of their economy.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 20, 2023 11:16 AM (trVDr)

406 Nood

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 20, 2023 11:17 AM (trVDr)

407 Megan at King Charle's coronnnation.

Posted by: safristi at March 20, 2023 11:32 AM (qktfm)

408 I bet she's playing "The Rainbow Connection." That song was the first thing that popped into my head.

Posted by: Dr Alice at March 20, 2023 02:00 PM (79O2/)

409 After the sultan got sick of the white sex slave, they were quietly executed out back and the bodies were disposed of in the Bosphorus.

The Tripoli corsairs even sailed as far as Iceland and raided coastal villages for slaves in the summer of 1627. One husband escaped or got passage back after paying ransom.

Orphaned Slav boys were converted to Islam and castrated and became Janissary guards. One English coastal village in the early 1600s was raided on Easter mornng and the entire congregation at the local church were captured. 9000 English sailors enslaved in the 1600s or more.

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at March 20, 2023 03:37 PM (LKMDZ)

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