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Radical Racist Cori Bush's Top "Body Man" Is a Hateful Antisemite Who Also Has Some Other... Interesting Theories

If you've forgotten who Cori Bush is, she a congresswoman from St. Louis and a virulent racist who openly hates white people and no one in the media challenges her about this because hating white people isn't racism, it's just a step towards Racial Justice and also How Dare You even think about challenging a WOC!

Earlier this year, Bush released spoke at a House Judiciary Committee Hearing on the "dangers of leaving Black voter suppression unaddressed."

According to Bush, "white fear" and "white power" is a "crisis" that would disembark the fundamental and constitutional right to vote.

Calling white people "pathetic" the squad member said that "white folks who have yet to welcome love and welcome anti-racism into your hearts," are afraid that Black people will "dismantle the comfy white supremacy that many benefit from."

Ironically, Bush is calling out white people for being so-called "racist," yet that statement from her really couldn't get much racist than that.

Well, prepare yourselves for a shock: this stupid, rhino-faced radical black racist also, get this, consorts with antisemites.

I know, right? It's like finding out that Santa Claus isn't real.


By Andrew Kerr at the Free Beacon: Now that's a headline.


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He claims he can summon tornadoes at will, cause earthquakes with his hate, and conduct blood rituals to bring ruin upon his enemies. An intergalactic master of psychic self-defense born 109 trillion years ago, his days, he says, are now spent tending to his crops and spreading anti-Semitic conspiracies.

Nathaniel Davis III also happens to be Rep. Cori Bush's (D., Mo.) close friend and her highest-paid private security guard.

Davis has earned over $137,000 providing "security services" for Bush since 2020, according to FEC filings, the latest of which showed disbursements of $5,000 in Dec. 2022. Using dozens of social media posts, including photos and videos that show Davis with Bush, the Washington Free Beacon has confirmed that Davis is in fact a St. Louis, Missouri, spiritual guru known as Aha Sen Piankhy who teaches classes on how to read minds, summon mythical beings, and maintain urban gardens--to avoid having to buy food from the Jews.

I have an easy way to avoid buying vegetables from the Jews -- just don't buy vegetables. It's worked for me almost my whole life.

Antisemites, you are welcome.


Davis, a former member of the vehemently anti-Semitic New Black Panther Party, is a natural fit for Bush, who has a history of associating with anti-Semites. She spent years working with anti-Israel activist Neveen Ayesh, who has said she wants to burn Jews alive. A vocal supporter of the anti-Israel Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions movement, Bush is a close ally of her fellow Squad member, anti-Semitic Rep. Ilhan Omar (D., Minn.).

Hey guys remember don't be racist, take your medicine from these very educated Doctors of Anti-Racism.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM




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1 FIRE BAD!

Posted by: JOHN FETTERMAN (As played by Phil Hartman, God rest his soul) at March 07, 2023 03:02 PM (N1tpc)

2 'Body Man' is probably what we are thinking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s)

3 As with everything else, it's (D)ifferent when we (D)o it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 07, 2023 03:03 PM (N1tpc)

4 If he was 109 trillion years old, you'd think he'd be wealthy, skilled and knowledgeable.

You'd think he'd quit worrying about the Jews.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 07, 2023 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

6 It's not a bad gig if you can swing it.

Posted by: Reverend Wright at March 07, 2023 03:04 PM (cupoy)

7 Democrats are the biggest racists around.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 03:04 PM (iayUP)

8 And this goes back to my observation about Kayne.

His opinions were pretty mainstream opinions of the black culture.

But because he went off the reservation, it's no longer (D)ifferent. Now it's (R)epulsive.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 07, 2023 03:04 PM (N1tpc)

9 If he is 109 trillion years old, he might very well be a Jew.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 07, 2023 03:04 PM (m78jL)

10 I can easily see this guy sitting on scotus in 5 or 6 years.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 07, 2023 03:05 PM (VohFI)

11 Kanye, not Kayne. But really, does it matter?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 07, 2023 03:05 PM (N1tpc)

12 I always get Cori Bush and Corey Booker mixed up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:05 PM (ffbyg)

13 He's 109 trillion years old? That's but a small portion of the time he will spend in hell.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:05 PM (eGTCV)

14 Check me if I'm wrong, but its been reported that she MARRIED the guy secretly a while back.

Posted by: they made a poor decision or two at March 07, 2023 03:05 PM (EhbO7)

15 Thurston Howell III > Nathaniel Davis III

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 07, 2023 03:06 PM (NgqoH)

16 109M? Methuselah would be impressed

Posted by: scampydog at March 07, 2023 03:06 PM (2bFN5)

17 Willowed:

Didn't know who he was when I first saw him in Excalibur, and can't remember if he had hair then.
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 07, 2023 03:03 PM (WFcux)

He had hair in I, Claudius.

https://tinyurl.com/sj8eyh3p

Actually, considering the picture, I suspect Shatner wig.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

18 It's almost like anti-racism is a political power play for dominance rather than a genuine attempt to address problems in society.

But that can't be true.

David French told me it's just about fairness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

19 I know, right? It's like finding out that Santa Claus isn't real.
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Quite the opposite.

While the odds of either are extremely low, I would lay a wager that Santa Claus is real more readily than I would bet on more than 5% of government employees - elected or non-elected - being honest and honorable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)

20 Summon tornados at will?

So, in other words, Jewish?

Posted by: Oschisms at March 07, 2023 03:06 PM (0A5+1)

21 He claims he can summon tornadoes at will, cause earthquakes with his hate, and conduct blood rituals to bring ruin upon his enemies. An intergalactic master of psychic self-defense born 109 trillion years ago, his days, he says, are now spent tending to his crops and spreading anti-Semitic conspiracies.

Damnit! This is gold!!! Someone check his theton levels!!!

Posted by: Zombie L. Ron Hubbard at March 07, 2023 03:06 PM (JCZqz)

22 So this is *different* bodyguard/staffer than the guy she married?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 07, 2023 03:07 PM (nC+QA)

23 Jogger say what?

Posted by: micky at March 07, 2023 03:07 PM (3byMq)

24 Summon a tornado and let us see.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:07 PM (oINRc)

25 Quite remarkable really. He doesn't look a day over 60 trillion.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 07, 2023 03:07 PM (ykeLU)

26 Isn’t 109 trillion years longer than the universe is supposed to have been around?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:07 PM (ffbyg)

27 109 Trillion.

So he remembers Biden's birth?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 07, 2023 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

28 And Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 07, 2023 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

29 >7 Democrats are the biggest racists around.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 03:04 PM (iayUP)

Nah bruh, the brothers can't be racist. Nikole Hannah-Jones and Ibrahim X Kendi told me so.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 07, 2023 03:07 PM (NgqoH)

30 And Feinstein?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 07, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Cori Bush and her Bodyman are quite zaftig.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 07, 2023 03:08 PM (oJb1g)

32 show ya knock all yo teef out!11!!

Posted by: micky at March 07, 2023 03:08 PM (3byMq)

33 Heckle him while in a gathering of Demoncrats and see if he will summon a tornado.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:08 PM (eGTCV)

34 Congresswoman Cori Bush, the progressive Democrat who has long described herself as a single mom, is no longer single.

Bush got hitched in a private ceremony in St. Louis last weekend, according to sources. Marriage records filed with the St. Louis Recorder of Deeds show Bush signed her marriage license in a pact with Cortney Merritts on Feb. 11, a few days before their wedding

Posted by: Sorry different guy at March 07, 2023 03:08 PM (SaXNw)

35 He claims he can summon tornadoes at will, cause earthquakes with his hate, and conduct blood rituals to bring ruin upon his enemies. An intergalactic master of psychic self-defense born 109 trillion years ago, his days, he says, are now spent tending to his crops and spreading anti-Semitic conspiracies.
Nathaniel Davis III also happens to be Rep. Cori Bush's (D., Mo.) close friend and her highest-paid private security guard.

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So why doesn't he ever cause earthquakes or bring ruin up on the enemies of his employer? Why, for that matter, does he *have* an employer? More to the point, why is he working for less than $50k per year? If he is so powerful, why isn't he rich? Why doesn't he cause earthquakes under bank vaults and extort wealthy opponents with his ritualistic horror?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)

36 26 Isn’t 109 trillion years longer than the universe is supposed to have been around?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:07 PM (ffbyg)

Maybe he has gone through 2 or 3 Big Bangs and Contractions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:08 PM (zZu0s)

37 534 I always thought the 3 unities thing of classical drama was bullshit. I’m glad Shakespeare ditched it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:00 PM (ffbyg)

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The one unity I really, really like is the Unity of Action. Unities of time and place can EABOD, but Unity of Action, where everything in the piece is designed to further along the same core idea, is where it's at for satisfying storytelling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

38 I'm not sure urban living is the best way to avoid Jewish influence, but yes the Dems are crazy. The Jews who are all in on being good Democrats are even crazier.

Posted by: trev006 at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM (DTm0P)

39
Isn’t 109 trillion years longer than the universe is supposed to have been around?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:07 PM (ffbyg)

Not by much. It's only like 8000x as long. No biggie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM (oINRc)

40 You'd think with all the money Cori Bush the racist paid him he'd have a car with a headliner that wasn't falling down. Jews prolly did it to his ride. Been keeping him down so long.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM (oE0yX)

41 Yo mama so fat she doesn't need a bodyguard. She needs a satellite defense system.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM (ykeLU)

42 Hey guys remember don't be racist, take your medicine from these very educated Doctors of Anti-Racism.
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To be anti-racist is to be racist.

The rationalization is so paper thin it's almost laughable. It would be laughable if it weren't so dangerous. Even the Zimbabwean "land reforms" have more legitimacy than these people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)

43 Which Semite group are they against?

Phoenicians?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM (juc7l)

44 At 109 Trillion yo that should mean he is invincible.

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM (xhxe8)

45 Cori Bush is one little fat piggie.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM (tiR3O)

46 109 trillion years old.

That means he's had more snizz than James T. f*cking Kirk!

Impressive.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

47 No Democrats give a tinker's damn about black anti-Semitism.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM (rJ48h)

48 43 Which Semite group are they against?

Phoenicians?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM (juc7l)

Well, considering he claims to have been around before there WERE Jews, you'd have to ask him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

49 Merritts, a veteran of the U.S. Army, has worked for Bush's campaign as a hired security guard. Campaign finance records show the Bush campaign has paid him $62,359 in direct payments in 2022. Most of the payments were listed for security services, while $2,359 of them were for cash reimbursements.

Merritts' social media posts show he traveled with Bush on her trips to her first inauguration in January 2021, to the Ed Sullivan Theater for her appearance on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," and to Central America on a trip with a Congressional delegation.

The first direct campaign payments to Merritts were reported in 2022 after their relationship began.

Bush began spending significant money on hiring security guards in August 2020. Between then and now, her campaign spending records show $627,088 in security-related expenses.

Posted by: Sorry different guy at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM (HiTKT)

50 That’s one big heifer

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM (PCK5/)

51 So he can counter act the joos weather machine, I smell a pay per view event!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM (oE0yX)

52 Cori Bush is one little fat piggie.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM (tiR3O)



You forgot racist and bigoted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

53 Check me if I'm wrong, but its been reported that she MARRIED the guy secretly a while back.
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She married a different guy.

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (KyYMq)

54 Huh. I just wondered:

What would you consider Adam and Eve's religion as?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

55 43 Which Semite group are they against?

Phoenicians?
-----------------
Phoenicians were Caucasians.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (tiR3O)

56 42 To be anti-racist is to be racist.

The rationalization is so paper thin it's almost laughable. It would be laughable if it weren't so dangerous. Even the Zimbabwean "land reforms" have more legitimacy than these people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)

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Blacks have no political power in America, which is why they can do whatever they want socially, legally, and politically and suffer no consequences, because they have no power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

57 54 Huh. I just wondered:

What would you consider Adam and Eve's religion as?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

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I'm pretty sure they are followers of Crom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

58 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

Seems like the Unities of time and place would have made for easy set design. Pure pragmatism may be what made them into rules.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (nC+QA)

59 How can an entire constituency elect such a execrable piece of garbage? Surely an entire district can't be that odious.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2023 03:12 PM (8Voqu)

60 What would you consider Adam and Eve's religion as?
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They had a relationship with the Lord, not a religion.

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 03:12 PM (KyYMq)

61
She married a different guy.
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (KyYMq

She could have had a 109 trillion year old living god, but she wanted a "bad boy."

Posted by: ND3 at March 07, 2023 03:12 PM (oINRc)

62 Who was the big purple guy in the MCU? Was he this lunatic?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:12 PM (eGTCV)

63 I mean who amongst us hasn't claimed to be 109 TRILLION years old after a couple of beers? Amiright?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 07, 2023 03:12 PM (uNylN)

64 54 Huh. I just wondered:

What would you consider Adam and Eve's religion as?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

Self- centered?

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:12 PM (PCK5/)

65 Which Semite group are they against?

Phoenicians?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM (juc7l)

My big problem is with the Parthians. You are just NOT going to expand your Roman Empire very far to the east if the Parthian snowball gets going.

Posted by: trev006 at March 07, 2023 03:12 PM (DTm0P)

66 How can an entire constituency elect such a execrable piece of garbage? Surely an entire district can't be that odious.
Posted by: Marcus T
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You'd be surprised.

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 03:13 PM (KyYMq)

67 58 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

Seems like the Unities of time and place would have made for easy set design. Pure pragmatism may be what made them into rules.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (nC+QA)

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Very possible. The Poetics are intimately tied with drama as it was done at the time, and it's probably about trying to make sure that the audience understands what's going on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

68 She married a different guy.
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (KyYMq

She could have had a 109 trillion year old living god, but she wanted a "bad boy."
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Women, go figure.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at March 07, 2023 03:13 PM (HiTKT)

69 I'm pretty sure they are followers of Crom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

Cause, one might argue they were followers of the Judeo-Christian God, but they did not exactly do a great job of it, did they?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:13 PM (zZu0s)

70 Semites are Caucasian.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:13 PM (ffbyg)

71 It's always fun to watch Conservatives wrestle with racism in minorities. The truth presents itself, over and over again, but it's like they're stuck in their mindset. The truth is nobody is interested in equality. It's just an ideology that can be used to gain political power and social standing. Some day kiddies, you'll grow up and realize this. Your ideas of a color blind society are just as wacky as the idea of a communist utopia, and neither can exist for the very same reasons, human nature.

Posted by: DFCtomm at March 07, 2023 03:13 PM (vDj4Y)

72 If eccentricity was a crime Farrakhan would have been arrested long ago. Ever hear him speak?
Hoo-eee.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM (jTmQV)

73 70 Semites are Caucasian.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:13 PM (ffbyg)

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"They as white as the Italians!"
-KKK

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

74 They had a relationship with the Lord, not a religion.
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 03:12 PM (KyYMq)

That sounds right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM (zZu0s)

75 Not that this is the most important thing, but Holy God, that Townhall article needs an editor.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM (bhRsz)

76 Which Semite group are they against?

Phoenicians?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM

The Judean People's Front.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM (oE0yX)

77 66 How can an entire constituency elect such a execrable piece of garbage? Surely an entire district can't be that odious.
Posted by: Marcus T
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You'd be surprised.
Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 03:13 PM (KyYMq)

Never been to Saint Louie, sounds like.

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM (PCK5/)

78 He'd better get his blood sugar under control, drop 75 or 100 pounds and get on a statin, maybe do a few pushaways, or he's never gonna make 110 trillion.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM (ykeLU)

79 So this guy is actually one of the Psycholos from Battlefield Earth in disguise. Although the Psycholos had a special love of gold which I'm not sure how fits into his Jew hate.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM (W7Wi6)

80 Which Semite group are they against?

Phoenicians?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 07, 2023 03:09 PM

The Judean People's Front.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM


Nope, The Popular Peoples Front of Judea......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM (uNylN)

81 52 Cori Bush is one little fat piggie.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM (tiR3O)
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You forgot racist and bigoted.
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I'm okay with bigots and racists. At least they're honest and you know where you stand with them. But obesity is a reflection of lack of self control.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM (tiR3O)

82 In other depressing loser news:
Doug Mastriano is ‘praying’ about a Senate run

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2023 03:15 PM (E+05M)

83 77 Never been to Saint Louie, sounds like.
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM (PCK5/)

========

"Meet me in St. Louis, Louis, meet me at the fair..."

-one day later-

"Judy Garland's mangled corpse was found in the streets of St. Louis late this morning..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

84 Nutz

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2023 03:15 PM (Q4IgG)

85 You would think even black Democrats would recognize a lunatic.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:15 PM (eGTCV)

86 @59

>>How can an entire constituency elect such a execrable piece of garbage? Surely an entire district can't be that odious.

There are only two possibilities, her constituents are indeed as odious as she is or elections are performative acts meant simply to keep up appearances.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 07, 2023 03:15 PM (oJb1g)

87 78 He'd better get his blood sugar under control, drop 75 or 100 pounds and get on a statin, maybe do a few pushaways, or he's never gonna make 110 trillion.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM (ykeLU)

Just one cruller away…..

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:15 PM (PCK5/)

88 Never been to Saint Louie, sounds like.
Posted by: tubal
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Why I say a prayer of thanksgiving every time the hubby comes home safe.

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 03:15 PM (KyYMq)

89 at 109 trillion years old I'm surprised he has even noticed Jews. Their time on earth is not even a blink of an eye for this guy. I do wonder, though, what he can tell us about the dinosaurs. I bet he hates those lousy T-Rex's. He could probably just ness those T-Rexs up. Smack those smelly guys. I bet he taught manners to several T-Rex ingrates.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 07, 2023 03:15 PM (swcgf)

90 57 I'm pretty sure they are followers of Crom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM

My god is stronger. I pray to the four winds. He is the everlasting sky! Your god lives underneath him.

Posted by: Subotai at March 07, 2023 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

91 Blacks have no political power in America, which is why they can do whatever they want socially, legally, and politically and suffer no consequences, because they have no power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)
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That's not the real rationalization for the anti-white hated. That's part of the postmodern underpinnings, but it isn't the tack they usually use.

They way they rationalize it is usually slavery, and this is where the 1619 project comes in. They argue that *everything* is downstream from slavery and thus everything owned by whites is possessed illegitimately and it is actually owned by blacks, because none of it would exist if not for the initial crime of slavery.

This is, by the way, a carbon copy of the Zimbabwean land reform argument. All land was owned by Zimbabweans before the British came. The British stole it and now it is being returned to its proper owners. The improvements to the land and conversion to high-value commercial farming (away from the subsistence farming that was occurring there before) are irrelevant because they are downstream of the initial crime.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:15 PM (t0OGg)

92 109 trillion. That seems like an oddly specific number. Not 110. Not "around 100".

One hundred...

...and nine.

Must be a story behind that.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 07, 2023 03:16 PM (ykeLU)

93 elections are performative acts meant simply to keep up appearances.
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Just like the federal ones.

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 03:16 PM (KyYMq)

94 Cori Bush is one little fat piggie.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM (tiR3O)


You forgot racist and bigoted.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM

And brick fucking stupid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:16 PM (oE0yX)

95 He's like Calypso Louie with a weather machine.

Fucking mental defectives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 07, 2023 03:16 PM (iOSQw)

96 54 Huh. I just wondered:

What would you consider Adam and Eve's religion as?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

++++++

I don't know about Adam and Eve, but it appears God is an atheist.

Posted by: DFCtomm at March 07, 2023 03:16 PM (vDj4Y)

97 How can an entire constituency elect such a execrable piece of garbage? Surely an entire district can't be that odious.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2023 03:12 PM (8Voqu)


It's STL. Yes they can. In fact, they can (and will) probably do worse.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 07, 2023 03:16 PM (bhRsz)

98 90 My god is stronger. I pray to the four winds. He is the everlasting sky! Your god lives underneath him.
Posted by: Subotai at March 07, 2023 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

========

Crom laughs at your Four Winds. He laughs from his mountain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

99 "They as white as the Italians!"
-KKK
-----------------
See Danny Thomas for the details.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 03:16 PM (tiR3O)

100 Toldya so.

Posted by: Scott Adams at March 07, 2023 03:16 PM (E+05M)

101 An intergalactic master of psychic self-defense born 109 trillion years ago, his days, he says, are now spent tending to his crops and spreading anti-Semitic conspiracies.

And if there was a non-biased MSM this guy would be covered 24-7 for the next week.

Not only is that crazy, its entertaining like the "I'm not saying its aliens" guy...only with a lot added racist hate.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 03:16 PM (lc5cP)

102 Meet me in St. Louis, Louis, meet me at the fair..."

-one day later-

"Judy Garland's mangled corpse was found in the streets of St. Louis late this morning..."
==
her assailant, released on his own recognizance before brunch

Posted by: St. Louis supporating on the Mississippi River at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (EJdpH)

103 If he's 109 trillion years old, then he should be living quite nicely off the dividends. I call bullshit.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (wzAuc)

104 The New Black Panther Party? Don't they have a Bombs for Tots campaign every December?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (CwhoI)

105 The 109 trillion year old guy has probably seen everyone he knows and loves die. No wonder he's sad.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (eGTCV)

106 I have an easy way to avoid buying vegetables from the Jews -- just don*t buy vegetables. It's worked for me almost my whole life.

Jeeze Ace, just do what everyone else does. Give the produce guy the look and ask for the non kosher vegetables.

Posted by: Clay at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (G4boY)

107 95 He's like Calypso Louie with a weather machine.

Fucking mental defectives.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 07, 2023 03:16 PM (iOSQw)

https://tinyurl.com/y26wrxrz

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

108 Thanks for your response about the three unities, TJM. I think you’re right. I was thinking more about the unities of time and place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (ffbyg)

109 Democratic lawmakers in Maryland are attempting to pass a bill to prevent criminals under 25 from being convicted of felony murder. In the state of Maryland, “Felony murder occurs when someone is killed while a felony crime, like robbery, is being committed.’ House Bill 1180 , also called the Youth Accountability and Safety Act, would ultimately prevent anyone under 25 from being charged with felony murder.

.. this is a prescription for the killing of those under 25
if you come upon a <25 with a gun, you shoot them dead to save yourself

Posted by: SMOD at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (RHGPo)

110 Aren't security guards supposed to be in shape?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (DRSnL)

111 He claims he can summon tornadoes at will, cause earthquakes with his hate, and conduct blood rituals to bring ruin upon his enemies

Then why doesn't just conduct rituals to wipe out all the Jews and racists in MO?

He reminds me a bit of Owen Glendower, the combative, boasting character in Shakespeare's Henry IV Part one. Glendower says, " I can call spirits from the vastly deep",to which Hotspur replies, " Why so can I, or so can any man, but do they come when you call?"


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2023 03:18 PM (FUVRY)

112 And in my experience most lefties believe extraordinarily crazy things.

Most people, absent organization religion, will NOT become some atheist/agnostic skeptic but will pick up whatever oddball beliefs they've come up with on their own.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 03:18 PM (lc5cP)

113 103 If he's 109 trillion years old, then he should be living quite nicely off the dividends. I call bullshit.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (wzAuc)

Maybe he just works for Bush because she sucks a mean dick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

114 Just one cruller away…..
Posted by: tubal


*******

Ha!

Farewell cruller, cruller world!!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 07, 2023 03:18 PM (ykeLU)

115 110 Aren't security guards supposed to be in shape?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (DRSnL)

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This your first look at a security guard?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

116 Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. - 2 Peter 3:3

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 03:18 PM (KyYMq)

117 An intergalactic master of psychic self-defense born 109 trillion years ago, his days, he says, are now spent tending to his crops and spreading anti-Semitic conspiracies.

And if there was a non-biased MSM this guy would be covered 24-7 for the next week.

Not only is that crazy, its entertaining like the "I'm not saying its aliens" guy...only with a lot added racist hate.
===
Personally, I would pay money to see the Don Lemon interview of the trillion year old guy. Bro you are still in your prime baby making years!!!!

Posted by: And so would you at March 07, 2023 03:18 PM (HiTKT)

118 Aren't security guards supposed to be in shape?

There are very, very few real security dangers to leftwing ideologues.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 03:18 PM (lc5cP)

119 ...one might argue they were followers of the Judeo-Christian God, but they did not exactly do a great job of it, did they?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:13 PM

C'mon now, everybody sins! Eve was tricked by the Devil himself, and I, the best piece of ass on the planet! We just got screwed over by having it recorded in the best selling book of all time!

Posted by: Adam and Eve at March 07, 2023 03:19 PM (JCZqz)

120 What would you consider Adam and Eve's religion as?
------------------
Mesopotamian religion was polytheistic, worshipping over 2,100 different deities, many of which were associated with a specific state within Mesopotamia, such as Sumer, Akkad, Assyria or Babylonia, or a specific Mesopotamian city, such as; (Ashur), Nineveh, Ur, Nippur, Arbela, Harran, Uruk, Ebla, Kish, Eridu, Isin, ...

The Adam and Eve story comes from Akkad.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 03:19 PM (tiR3O)

121 In early August 13AD the PFJ (Populist Front of Judea) attacked the town of Nazareth and forced all of the towns’ youth to fight for him and invade Uganda and Jerusalem. The Roman authorities, under general Bigus Dickus, stopped the attack by sending Anakin Skywalker to heroically butcher all of the padawans.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:19 PM (oE0yX)

122 What's his birth date on his drivers license?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 03:19 PM (63Dwl)

123 Well, if men can become women and women can become men and children can identify as animals, it makes sense that this waste of carbon space can identify as 110 trillion years old. It will be the next big trans thing.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 07, 2023 03:19 PM (6Tc2R)

124 110 Aren't security guards supposed to be in shape?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (DRSnL)

You want Kevin Costner.
You'd settle for Paul Blart.
You'll get Sgt Schultz.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:19 PM (zZu0s)

125 109 trillion years?

So he's been drawing Social Security benefits for 108,999,999,999,935 years?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 07, 2023 03:20 PM (ykeLU)

126 What's his birth date on his drivers license?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 03:19 PM (63Dwl)
++++
Just because the white devils refuse to acknowledge his proper birth date and put some lie on a piece of paper, you want to defer to it?

Racist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:20 PM (t0OGg)

127 One of the things I ponder about LoTR is the sadness of the elves to be immortal and unchanging in a world that is changing. I think 10,000 years of memories, many of them sad, would be hard to handle.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:20 PM (eGTCV)

128 Remember the olden times when we would simply called crazy people 'crazy people' and didn't give them or their rantings any publicity or serious thought?

Ah, good times. . . .good times.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 03:20 PM (qoGsy)

129 "to avoid having to buy food from the Jews"

==========
I bet those brave "journalists" at the New York Times will be all over this story!

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at March 07, 2023 03:20 PM (i7Q7S)

130 Cori Bush reminds me of that scene in "Birth Of A Nation" where the black congress critters are all sitting around with they shoes off eating fried chicken and just making a mess of the halls of congress.

You Go Girl!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2023 03:20 PM (loOmN)

131 Well, given that this guy is obviously deranged, it's not out of the question that he'll snap one day and crush his odious boss like a jacked-up, malevolent hoodrat version of Lennie Small.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (oINRc)

132 Not that this is the most important thing, but Holy God, that Townhall article needs an editor.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 07, 2023 03:14 PM (bhRsz)

*Everything* needs an editor. The big name publishers got rid of their copy editors as soon as AutoCucumber became a thing, and everyone else did soon after. It's maddening to try to read almost any news article at this point, and that was before AI was officially being used to write the pieces (although I've had my suspicions for the last couple of years).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (nC+QA)

133 The first lie was the Serpent’s… the second lie was Eve’s. After that, Democrats!!

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (PCK5/)

134 124 110 Aren't security guards supposed to be in shape?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (DRSnL)

You want Kevin Costner.
You'd settle for Paul Blart.
You'll get Sgt Schultz. Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:19 PM

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (JCZqz)

135 Jeeezus, Townhall.com needs a proofreader, badly.

“We’re facing threats from a growing far-right, white supremacist movement across Missouri and the country,” Bush tweet,"

"Earlier this year, Bush released spoke at a House Judiciary Committee..."

"Ironically, Bush is calling out white people for being so-called “racist,” yet that statement from her really couldn’t get much racist than that."

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (JCZf/)

136 House Bill 1180 , also called the Youth Accountability and Safety Act, would ultimately prevent anyone under 25 from being charged with felony murder.

Posted by: SMOD at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM (RHGPo)

J'ever notice how often the name of the bill is the exact opposite of what it actually does?

Posted by: Zombie Andy Rooney at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (BTgKJ)

137 The New Black Panther Party? Don't they have a Bombs for Tots campaign every December?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 07, 2023 03:17 PM

1 877 Kalishnikov's for kidz..

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (oE0yX)

138 Uh oh, Fen’s here. Everyone stop talking about boobs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (ffbyg)

139 Just because the white devils refuse to acknowledge his proper birth date and put some lie on a piece of paper, you want to defer to it?

Racist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:20 PM (t0OGg)

He's doing the Highlander thing. Must be getting harder these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

140 130 Cori Bush reminds me of that scene in "Birth Of A Nation" where the black congress critters are all sitting around with they shoes off eating fried chicken and just making a mess of the halls of congress.

You Go Girl!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2023 03:20 PM (loOmN)

========

"I had no idea this could be construed as racist. Really, no idea."
-DW Griffith

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (LvTSG)

141 I think I saw that 109 trillion year old man skit on the Sullivan show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 03:22 PM (63Dwl)

142 You want Kevin Costner.
You'd settle for Paul Blart.
You'll get Sgt Schultz. Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:19 PM
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (JCZqz)

I'll allow it. I was trying to think of a really corpulent, disgusting guard. And I like Sgt Shultz.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

143
I think I saw that 109 trillion year old man skit on the Sullivan show.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 03:22 PM (63Dwl)

That was just Larry King, bro.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:22 PM (oINRc)

144 138 Uh oh, Fen’s here. Everyone stop talking about boobs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (ffbyg)

=========

The Daily Daddario returns for a second time today to assure you that she has no idea what you mean:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8u2m32

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

145 *Everything* needs an editor. The big name publishers got rid of their copy editors as soon as AutoCucumber became a thing, and everyone else did soon after. It's maddening to try to read almost any news article at this point, and that was before AI was officially being used to write the pieces (although I've had my suspicions for the last couple of years).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

AoS has a higher standard of grammar, spelling and clarity.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 03:22 PM (qoGsy)

146 112 And in my experience most lefties believe extraordinarily crazy things.

Most people, absent organization religion, will NOT become some atheist/agnostic skeptic but will pick up whatever oddball beliefs they've come up with on their own.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2023 03:18 PM

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: COVID, masks, and experimental vaccines at March 07, 2023 03:23 PM (JCZqz)

147 My zipper has a tractor beam. Top that with your spiritual mumble jumble.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 07, 2023 03:23 PM (Y/Z+w)

148 Mmmmm… Fried Chicken!!

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:23 PM (PCK5/)

149 If he was 109 trillion years old, you'd think he'd be wealthy, skilled and knowledgeable.

You'd think he'd quit worrying about the Jews.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s)


Yeah, so at most, the Jewish faith has been around approximately 5,000 years. If this guy is 109 trillion years old, that means more than 99.9% of his life was lived before Abraham showed up. And he's claiming to get this worked up about what would be, for him, a blip on the cosmic radar? Okay then.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 07, 2023 03:23 PM (bhRsz)

150 Old guy probably still thinks about his first girlfriend and how sweet she was and how different his life would be if he had married her.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:23 PM (eGTCV)

151 138 Uh oh, Fen’s here. Everyone stop talking about boobs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (ffbyg)

You mean the sacks of flesh and fat coupled to mammary glands or the bird species? Or both?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 07, 2023 03:24 PM (Rl7KJ)

152
His mom is Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:24 PM (oINRc)

153 The Daily Daddario returns for a second time today to assure you that she has no idea what you mean:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8u2m32
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

She's becoming more the Periodic Daddario.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:24 PM (zZu0s)

154 This guy can summon tornadoes, shoot lightning and cause earthquakes. I think I've found Marvel's next superhero

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2023 03:24 PM (3f7vf)

155 And yes, I know I just committed the cardinal sin of doing math on the blog. I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 07, 2023 03:24 PM (bhRsz)

156 150 Old guy probably still thinks about his first girlfriend and how sweet she was and how different his life would be if he had married her.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:23 PM (eGTCV)

========

It's her fault for not accepting him trying to bang other women, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

157 I really want to see this dude's driver's license. If he has one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2023 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)

158 It sounds like she's saying that anyone that's not black is a Jew.

I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2023 03:24 PM (BdMk6)

159 Remember the olden times when we would simply called crazy people 'crazy people' and didn't give them or their rantings any publicity or serious thought?

Ah, good times. . . .good times.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 03:20 PM

I give you Senator Neck Brain.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:25 PM (oE0yX)

160 According to what big-brain mathematicians and physicists can figure, the universe is about 14 billion years old or so.

Assume they're way off. Like by an order of magnitude. Maybe the universe is actually more like 140 billion years old.

Even with that, the age of the universe is but a rounding error on this man's age.

I wonder where he lived before the Big Bang.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)

161 144 138 Uh oh, Fen’s here. Everyone stop talking about boobs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (ffbyg)

The Daily Daddario returns for a second time today to assure you that she has no idea what you mean:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8u2m32
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

Now do True Detective….

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:25 PM (PCK5/)

162
I really want to see this dude's driver's license. If he has one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2023 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)

It's a big stone tablet. But he left it up on the Mother Wheel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:25 PM (oINRc)

163 Is this a recent picture of Cori Bush, her spiritual advisor and their associates?, .
Because for someone who can cause tornadoes and earthquakes, he seems to be a little too scared of Covid since he's wearing a mask, or maybe that's the ( what a surprise! Not ) way to disguise identity when committing crimes?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2023 03:25 PM (YGliX)

164 Periodic Daddario


Phrasing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:25 PM (ffbyg)

165 Aren't security guards supposed to be in shape?
Posted by: Jordan61

He's a security monitor.

Posted by: old chick at March 07, 2023 03:25 PM (sOete)

166 Why would a congresswoman from St Louis want a tornado summoner? They get enough tornadoes around there without using any spells. She needs a tornado banisher.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 07, 2023 03:26 PM (MvF+J)

167 My zipper has a tractor beam. Top that with your spiritual mumble jumble.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 07, 2023 03:23 PM

It's a TRAP!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:26 PM (oE0yX)

168 I think I saw that 109 trillion year old man skit on the Sullivan show.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 03:22 PM (63Dwl)

That was just Larry King, bro.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:22 PM (oINRc)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:26 PM (t0OGg)

169 His mom is Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:24 PM

Well done!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:27 PM (oE0yX)

170 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

Plus, TJM, if you are going to go for counterpoint, don't be a pussy.

https://tinyurl.com/yfyxac4n

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:27 PM (zZu0s)

171 And on Purim????

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 07, 2023 03:27 PM (C6qkE)

172
I wonder where he lived before the Big Bang.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)

No big bang for him after dumping that sweet and pretty first girlfriend.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:27 PM (eGTCV)

173 The Daily Daddario returns for a second time today to assure you that she has no idea what you mean:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8u2m32
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)


That's a good picture. Your eye continually jumps between the fantastic figure and the crazy-eyes. It truly sums up the duality of man.

Someone dig up Bernini and get him to sculpt this.

Posted by: spindrift at March 07, 2023 03:27 PM (h5TKJ)

174 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:21 PM (ffbyg)

You can talk about whatever you like, and I can say whatever I like. I have made no comments about B&B today except now. I've been here for about 14 years in which I've said any number of things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2023 03:27 PM (FUVRY)

175 >>The Daily Daddario returns for a second time today to assure you that she has no idea what you mean:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8u2m32
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures

I bet her armpits don't smell.
Also, this lovely girl does not have one blemish anywhere on her perfect body.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2023 03:27 PM (E+05M)

176 Is this a recent picture of Cori Bush, her spiritual advisor and their associates?, .
Because for someone who can cause tornadoes and earthquakes, he seems to be a little too scared of Covid since he's wearing a mask, or maybe that's the ( what a surprise! Not ) way to disguise identity when committing crimes?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2023 03:25 PM

Well he's in a high risk category Fen, he's 109 trillion years old!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:28 PM (oE0yX)

177
He just hates Jews because of when Dianne Feinstein spurned him back in the old country. You know, in Judea.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:28 PM (oINRc)

178 this is a prescription for the killing of those under 25
if you come upon a

Its how you get gang bangers to send out kids to do their wetwork, just like they used to have little kids sell drugs because they would get short sentences.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 03:28 PM (0hOvj)

179 I see a Hijab Hunny marching with the scrunt.

Isn't "Nathaniel" a name of Jewish origin?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 03:28 PM (tkR6S)

180 Oh you havent seem mayfair witches

Posted by: No 6 at March 07, 2023 03:28 PM (PXvVL)

181 As a rule, this busty blonde in a one-piece likes powerful older men - but she thinks that a 109-trillion-year-old earthquake summoner is perhaps taking things too far:
https://is.gd/kUx1Pi

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:28 PM (t0OGg)

182 47 No Democrats give a tinker's damn about black anti-Semitism

That being the case, why should I?

Posted by: Republic Theatre brought to you by Pfizer! at March 07, 2023 03:29 PM (V4vPN)

183 He just hates Jews because of when Dianne Feinstein spurned him back in the old country. You know, in Judea.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:28 PM (oINRc)
++++
Damn. Twofer. Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:29 PM (t0OGg)

184 ace that first pull quote needs translation into English.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2023 03:29 PM (OTzUX)

185 As a rule, this busty blonde in a one-piece likes powerful older men

I'm an older man.

But I cannot afford that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 03:30 PM (0hOvj)

186 Special Middle East Update: Will Israel attack in Iran soon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS6NSm5XktI

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 03:30 PM (/hCMk)

187 It seems the 109 trillion year old man has made some very poor life decisions. Those bad decisions forced him to become a security guard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2023 03:30 PM (E+05M)

188 Hi, Fen. Just affectionate jesting. 🙂

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:30 PM (ffbyg)

189 a 109-trillion-year-old earthquake summoner
==
so the guy likes to read Brandon Sanderson novels. you'd have to be 109 million years old to finish them.

Posted by: tedious at March 07, 2023 03:30 PM (ruCip)

190 Speaking of Spirit Animals… I saw a dish towel in a shop which said “ My Spirit Animal is a Fat Raccoon trying to crawl inside a Dumpster”. I laughed hard enough to embarrass my wife.

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:30 PM (PCK5/)

191 Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:28 PM (oE0yX)

LOL. Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2023 03:30 PM (YGliX)

192 It's been 108 trillion years since the last time he got it up.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:31 PM (eGTCV)

193 He just hates Jews because of when Dianne Feinstein spurned him back in the old country. You know, in Judea.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:28 PM

We kicked them both out. They were too crazy for us. Smashed their membership tablet and said off you go then. Piss off.

Posted by: United Judean People's Front at March 07, 2023 03:31 PM (oE0yX)

194
He should run for Senate and be the youngest member. The next Obama.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:31 PM (oINRc)

195 I wonder where he lived before the Big Bang.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)

No big bang for him after dumping that sweet and pretty first girlfriend.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:27 PM (eGTCV)

She lives in Canada (or whatever the equivalent of pre-Big Bang Canada was), you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:31 PM (zZu0s)

196 316 Misson - Calling all Christians to Get Involved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O_-eLLXj9E

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 03:32 PM (/hCMk)

197 This bastard is the ignorant, hate filled knuckle dragger that leftists claim I am.

How predictable that they will give him a pass.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 07, 2023 03:32 PM (a1ycR)

198 There are very, very few real security dangers to leftwing ideologues.
Posted by: 18-1


Except from fellow leftwing nuts. Nation of Islam seems to have an attempted assassination every other year.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2023 03:32 PM (jzzG8)

199 Member when people growing up to have unscientific beliefs like creationism was the greatest and gravest threat to the American Republic?

I 'member...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

200 His birthday parties must be lit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:32 PM (oE0yX)

201 Oh my, that’s a nice Daddario pic.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:32 PM (ffbyg)

202 Member when people growing up to have unscientific beliefs like creationism was the greatest and gravest threat to the American Republic?

I 'member...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:32 PM

So does Peppridge Fam

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:33 PM (oE0yX)

203 There are very, very few real security dangers to leftwing ideologues.
Posted by: 18-1

Except from fellow leftwing nuts. Nation of Islam seems to have an attempted assassination every other year.
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and rappers. Sheesh. don't forget that shooting gallery

Posted by: tedious at March 07, 2023 03:33 PM (ruCip)

204 and rappers. Sheesh. don't forget that shooting gallery
Posted by: tedious at March 07, 2023 03:33 PM (ruCip)

And if you do, just wait a few days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:33 PM (zZu0s)

205 Let’s Pretend by C.S. Lewis Doodle (BBC Talk 23, Mere Christianity, Bk 4, Chapter 7)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7RHZ6rued8

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 07, 2023 03:33 PM (/hCMk)

206 Where are the Jew vegetables with extra fatty cholesterol?

I need to restore the buildup of my plaque.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2023 03:34 PM (Jg7EG)

207 As a rule, this busty blonde in a one-piece likes powerful older men - but she thinks that a 109-trillion-year-old earthquake summoner is perhaps taking things too far:
https://is.gd/kUx1Pi
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:28 PM (t0OGg)

She looks unreal

Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:34 PM (mR6Gs)

208 There's something about the USA that germinates weird cults like these, white folx, black folx, whatever, going back for centuries. Maybe all the other countries have em too. Dunno.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 07, 2023 03:34 PM (MvF+J)

209 His birthday parties must be lit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:32 PM (oE0yX)

You're on fire today Minn...lol.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 07, 2023 03:34 PM (Uw44z)

210 Bush got hitched in a private ceremony in St. Louis last weekend, according to sources. Marriage records filed with the St. Louis Recorder of Deeds show Bush signed her marriage license in a pact with Cortney Merritts on Feb. 11, a few days before their wedding

Posted by: Sorry different guy at March 07, 2023 03:08 PM (SaXNw)

Same block, different chip.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 03:34 PM (tkR6S)

211 I'm down with the cause and everything, but that dude's a little off kilter.

Posted by: The Right Reverend Louis Farrakhan at March 07, 2023 03:34 PM (sWM8x)

212 185 As a rule, this busty blonde in a one-piece likes powerful older men

I'm an older man.

But I cannot afford that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 03:30 PM (0hOvj)
———————-
JM said “powerful” men.

You gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 07, 2023 03:35 PM (C6qkE)

213 He's like that guy on Star Trek that was DaVinci, Brahams, and a bunch of other famous people thru history but he withdrew to another planet and built a smoking hot robot only to be destroyed by Kirk.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 03:35 PM (iayUP)

214 213 He's like that guy on Star Trek that was DaVinci, Brahams, and a bunch of other famous people thru history but he withdrew to another planet and built a smoking hot robot only to be destroyed by Kirk.
Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 03:35 PM (iayUP)

Requiem for Methuselah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

215 212 You gotta make the money sugar first. Then when you get the money sugar, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 07, 2023 03:35 PM (C6qkE)

========

FIFY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

216 I thought all these super old people lived on the tops of mountains in the Himalayas. It disappoints my expectations that he lives in St Louis.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:35 PM (eGTCV)

217 207

She looks unreal
Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:34 PM (mR6Gs)

Sadly, most of us look all too real.

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:35 PM (PCK5/)

218
His birthday parties must be lit!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:32 PM (oE0yX)

You should have seen his Sweet 16 Trillion party. Thor passed out on jungle juice and then Hanuman drew dicks all over his face.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:35 PM (oINRc)

219 She looks unreal
==
How do you mean that? Like in wow or in like the CGI uncanny valley effect? Or those are bolt on's. NTTIAWWT.

Posted by: I don't click but I do monitor reaction at March 07, 2023 03:36 PM (ruCip)

220 I'm starting to think the early American farmers should have picked their own cotton.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2023 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

221 So overwight, crazy and rayciss is the key to long life? Anyone checked Whoopi's I.D. ? I bet it's BC.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:36 PM (oE0yX)

222 But I'm supposed to apologize for Marjorie Taylor Green & Lauren Boebert?

Posted by: SMFH at March 07, 2023 03:36 PM (Wu4Cv)

223 How do you mean that? Like in wow or in like the CGI uncanny valley effect? Or those are bolt on's. NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: I don't click but I do monitor reaction at March 07, 2023 03:36 PM (ruCip)

Hmmmm. Yes. Also, the pic has an airbrushed feel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:37 PM (zZu0s)

224 @181

Figures don't lie. That's mathematical science. Dang.

Posted by: micky at March 07, 2023 03:37 PM (3byMq)

225
Speaking of expensive joo vegetables...

You'd think the stupid Republicans would bring back the "Misery Index," or at least mention It Has Never Been More Expensive To "Eat Healthy" Than Now.

Protein-rich foods are way way up since biden.
Carb-rich foods are still cheap, tho. And bugs are free, I guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 07, 2023 03:37 PM (goeJb)

226 Guy is a 68-C.

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:38 PM (PCK5/)

227 Cults are the world over, ours just get more publicity

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 03:38 PM (xhxe8)

228 You know, with all their Jew hate I'm surprised the left keep insisting President Trump is an anti-Semite, like them.

Posted by: old chick at March 07, 2023 03:39 PM (sOete)

229 How do you mean that? Like in wow or in like the CGI uncanny valley effect? Or those are bolt on's. NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: I don't click but I do monitor reaction at March 07, 2023 03:36 PM (ruCip)

Hmmmm. Yes. Also, the pic has an airbrushed feel.
==
Ach, the poor wee dearie. Boob surgery wasn't enough, they had to do surgery on the pictures too. Sad.

Posted by: I don't click but I do monitor reaction at March 07, 2023 03:39 PM (zZL2t)

230 227 Cults are the world over, ours just get more publicity
Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 03:38 PM (xhxe

=========

*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

231 I could not watch that last video for very long. He's violent and full of hate. Willing to kill someone's entire family. No further comment

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 07, 2023 03:39 PM (9qHsE)

232
Protein-rich foods are way way up since biden.
Carb-rich foods are still cheap, tho. And bugs are free, I guess.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 07, 2023 03:37 PM (goeJb)

Motorcyclists need to stop wear face shields. They could get a day's worth of protein in an hour on the highway.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:39 PM (eGTCV)

233 231 I could not watch that last video for very long. He's violent and full of hate. Willing to kill someone's entire family. No further comment
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 07, 2023 03:39 PM (9qHsE)

The case for Halperidol.

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

234 I had a five-string Earthquake Summoner back when I was the bassist for Casting Crowns.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 07, 2023 03:40 PM (wzAuc)

235 I bought some eggs yesterday. 1.86/ dozen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:40 PM (zZu0s)

236
Motorcyclists need to stop wear face shields. They could get a day's worth of protein in an hour on the highway.
Posted by: N. Lurker


That's genius.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 07, 2023 03:40 PM (goeJb)

237 Yeah, so at most, the Jewish faith has been around approximately 5,000 years. If this guy is 109 trillion years old, that means more than 99.9% of his life was lived before Abraham showed up.

If my math is correct, the Joos only existed for something like 5x10-11, (0.00000000005) or 0.000000005% of his life. That's a lot of zeroes. However, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that math is not this guy's strong suit.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2023 03:41 PM (eOEVl)

238 So, was there an Epimetheus movie, too?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:41 PM (ffbyg)

239 I bought some eggs yesterday. 1.86/ dozen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:40 PM

Where? Cuba?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:41 PM (oE0yX)

240 234 I had a five-string Earthquake Summoner back when I was the bassist for Casting Crowns.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 07, 2023 03:40 PM (wzAuc)

I remember the days of super subwoofers.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:41 PM (eGTCV)

241
Current figure for age of the universe is 13.8 billion years, uncertainty of about 0.3%. According to current models. May be older, maybe a good bit.

That said, 109 trillion.... that's a long time. That's still nothing compared to the lower limit on proton decay, though. So, still not old enough to have see a proton decay.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 03:41 PM (Mzdiz)

242 Mitt Romney
45s

Those of us privileged enough to serve as representatives of the American people have a special obligation to call out false and dangerous information when we see it and what I saw last night on Tucker Carlson's show made me fear for Our Democracy.
As I watched the show with my lovely wife Ann, my heart was pounding as though it was trying to burst out of my chest. I was aghast at what I was seeing and hearing and I worried that if this misinformation was seen by the great American people , they would get a false idea of what happened on that sad infamous day of January 6, 2021.
Later I wept myself to sleep, a fitful sleep interrupted by demons and men in Braveheart paint and Bull horns trampling Our Democracy.

Today I add my voice to those of my esteemed collegues Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer and demand that FOX News rid of of this dangerous pestilence.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:42 PM (mR6Gs)

243 You should have seen his Sweet 16 Trillion party. Thor passed out on jungle juice and then Hanuman drew dicks all over his face.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 03:35 PM (oINRc)
-----------
That's the most Hanuman thing that Hanuman has done.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 07, 2023 03:42 PM (2hlEI)

244
I bought some eggs yesterday. 1.86/ dozen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Mosquito eggs?

Eggs at the supermarket are like $5/doz.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 07, 2023 03:42 PM (goeJb)

245 My man's hell between the sheets. He's got 109 trillion years of experience.

Posted by: Cori Bush, Baby at March 07, 2023 03:42 PM (sWM8x)

246 228
'I'm surprised the left keep insisting...'

I'm not surprised. They're chronic liars.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 07, 2023 03:42 PM (a1ycR)

247 Living to be 109 trillion years old sounds kinda cool, until you realize the only person you'll see at your high school reunion is Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Wally at March 07, 2023 03:42 PM (FJYfm)

248 Where? Cuba?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:41 PM (oE0yX)

Lexington, Ky.

Hmmm.

Nah, we do not have cars as cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

249 242 Today I add my voice to those of my esteemed collegues Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer and demand that FOX News rid of of this dangerous pestilence.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:42 PM (mR6Gs)

========

Believable. Good work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

250 I have an easy way to avoid buying vegetables from the Jews -- just don't buy vegetables. It's worked for me almost my whole life.

----------

Ace is a man after my own heart.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 07, 2023 03:43 PM (WFcux)

251 I think it's high time that the FIB and the DC NG take a knee to this guy. It's only right.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2023 03:43 PM (E+05M)

252 "Requiem for Methuselah.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"

Yeah, except this guy was never DaVinci, Brahams, or anybody else famous, and he doesn't have a smoking hot robot.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 03:43 PM (iayUP)

253 237 Yeah, so at most, the Jewish faith has been around approximately 5,000 years. If this guy is 109 trillion years old, that means more than 99.9% of his life was lived before Abraham showed up.
-------------------
He's an Ancient Alien.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 03:43 PM (tiR3O)

254 JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:42 PM
==
You are scary good at that. I got to "my lovely wife Ann" and realized it was you.

Posted by: Its not something you should be proud of at March 07, 2023 03:43 PM (zZL2t)

255
btw, there are "farms" near me that have signs in front of their houses "Eggs For Sale."

But I never stop because I'm not sure what to do. Am I supposed to just park in their driveway at any time in the day and knock on their front door?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 07, 2023 03:43 PM (goeJb)

256 Guy seems like somebody you could sit down and really rap with. Buy him dinner, he might give out some free spells.

"Here's a good one! Makes a guy wake up groggy, he tries to make coffee, spills the grounds all over the kitchen. Wanna hear it?"

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 07, 2023 03:43 PM (MvF+J)

257 Jeez, how much has this guy milked Socially Security for?

What's 109 trillion minus 62?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 07, 2023 03:44 PM (UuD2k)

258 249 242 Today I add my voice to those of my esteemed collegues Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer and demand that FOX News rid of of this dangerous pestilence.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:42 PM (mR6Gs)

========

Believable. Good work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

It took me a looooong time to stop falling for those.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 07, 2023 03:44 PM (BTgKJ)

259 I bought some eggs yesterday. 1.86/ dozen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:40 PM

Where? Cuba?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:41 PM (oE0yX)

Eggs can be got, real cheap, if you know where to look.

Now, ask me what KIND of eggs.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2023 03:44 PM (BVR19)

260
He's like that guy on Star Trek that was DaVinci, Brahams, and a bunch of other famous people thru history

Or The Twilight Zone's Walter Jameson

www.imdb.com/title/tt0734588

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 03:44 PM (63Dwl)

261
I also don't buy queer vegetables.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 07, 2023 03:45 PM (goeJb)

262 He has some potent facial cream.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2023 03:45 PM (pmLPe)

263 But I never stop because I'm not sure what to do. Am I supposed to just park in their driveway at any time in the day and knock on their front door?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 07, 2023 03:43 PM (goeJb)

Hand an onion form your belt to show you're respectful.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 07, 2023 03:45 PM (UuD2k)

264 He's 109 trillion years old? No wonder Social Security is broke.

Posted by: Joy Behar at March 07, 2023 03:45 PM (sWM8x)

265 >>>But I never stop because I'm not sure what to do. Am I supposed to just park in their driveway at any time in the day and knock on their front door?

Yes, but avoid the box propped up on a stick with a string tied to it.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 07, 2023 03:45 PM (CwhoI)

266 The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial

Whoopi Goldberg on Tucker Carlson releasing never-before-seen Jan. 6 footage: "Tucker Carlson took a page from George Orwell's '1984' and told his viewers to reject the evidence of their eyes and ears."

https://tinyurl.com/34ds38uj

Posted by: redridinghood at March 07, 2023 03:45 PM (NpAcC)

267 260
He's like that guy on Star Trek that was DaVinci, Brahams, and a bunch of other famous people thru history

Or The Twilight Zone's Walter Jameson

www.imdb.com/title/tt0734588
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 03:44 PM (63Dwl)

Or Jon Lovitz.

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:45 PM (PCK5/)

268 There aren't very many men less powerful than me LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 03:45 PM (0hOvj)

269 "But I never stop because I'm not sure what to do. Am I supposed to just park in their driveway at any time in the day and knock on their front door?"

You could ask anybody who's stopped there before. But they were never seen again, so that's right out.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 07, 2023 03:45 PM (MvF+J)

270 ... You'd think the stupid Republicans would bring back the "Misery Index," or at least mention It Has Never Been More Expensive To "Eat Healthy" Than Now. ...
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 07, 2023 03:37 PM (goeJb)
++++
The "Misery Index" is pointless now.

It is the sum of the unemployment rate and the inflation rate. Both are suppressed. With unemployment at 3.5% and inflation at 8.0%, the misery index is a mere 11.5.

A better approach to a "new misery index" would probably be more like "the non-participating labor force * 0.5, plus ShadowStats inflation according to 1990 methodology" or perhaps subbing in percent change in revolving credit usage for the inflation metric.

In the former case, by the way, it would be (37.6 * 0.5) + ~10.0, or 29.8.

In the latter case, it would be (37.6 * 0.5) + 3.7 (Jan number), or 22.5.

But the stats used in the original "Misery Index" are essentially useless now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:46 PM (t0OGg)

271 266 The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial

Whoopi Goldberg on Tucker Carlson releasing never-before-seen Jan. 6 footage: "Tucker Carlson took a page from George Orwell's '1984' and told his viewers to reject the evidence of their eyes and ears."

https://tinyurl.com/34ds38uj
Posted by: redridinghood at March 07, 2023 03:45 PM (NpAcC)

=======

These comparisons are so ridiculous, I wonder who actually buys into them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

272 When will Merrick Beria arrest the shitbags that set the historic church on fire, injured cops and tried to strom the White House?

rhetorical,I know.

Posted by: free tibet at March 07, 2023 03:46 PM (iNp3L)

273 You'd think the stupid Republicans would bring back the "Misery Index,"

Republicans who want to win would bring it up. The ones in DC now will not.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 07, 2023 03:46 PM (p+1gI)

274 268 There aren't very many men less powerful than me LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 03:45 PM (0hOvj)

But you have that inner sort of power.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:46 PM (eGTCV)

275 If he doesn't read chicken bones then, not authentic.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2023 03:46 PM (E+05M)

276 So I guess this fat slob will be at that restaurant with Marvin at the end of the universe?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 07, 2023 03:46 PM (C6qkE)

277 n intergalactic master of psychic self-defense born 109 trillion years ago, his days, he says, are now spent tending to his crops and spreading anti-Semitic conspiracies.

--

WE WUZ THANGZ

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at March 07, 2023 03:46 PM (jZJe9)

278 Looks around shifty eyed. Sooo, um (looks around again) So look, Haimie, I need some (glances over shouklder) carrots...Shhh. (looks all around, mumbles under breath) For chili! (Hands over a small bag of cash)

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (oE0yX)

279 270 But the stats used in the original "Misery Index" are essentially useless now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:46 PM (t0OGg)

========

Whoops! Whoopsie!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

280 Cori Bush is one little fat piggie.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM (tiR3O)


You forgot racist and bigoted.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 07, 2023 03:10 PM

And brick fucking stupid.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:16 PM (oE0yX)

I don't know why she needs bodyguards. Why would white racists kill off one of their best recruiting tools?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (tkR6S)

281 I got right up to "and if you want to learn something from the mystery schools, I'll tea..." That's all I can take.

But this is where "progressivism" inevitably leads.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (z0DEK)

282 "Eggs can be got, real cheap, if you know where to look."

Saw first robin of the season today. Blueberry-flavored eggs. Need more than a dozen for one breakfast.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (MvF+J)

283 Odds of Whoopi having read 1984?

Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (PCK5/)

284
Well, just add Housing, Food, and Fuel costs to an "Index" and publish it daily under biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (goeJb)

285 Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:42 PM (mR6Gs)
++++
Nice. Good to see one again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (t0OGg)

286 Whoopi Goldberg on Tucker Carlson releasing never-before-seen Jan. 6 footage: "Tucker Carlson took a page from George Orwell's '1984' and told his viewers to reject the evidence of their eyes and ears."

Not Real Real Evidence according to ugly person on the view

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (9qHsE)

287
Whoopi Goldberg on Tucker Carlson releasing never-before-seen Jan. 6 footage: "Tucker Carlson took a page from George Orwell's '1984' and told his viewers to reject the evidence of their eyes and ears."


That's stupidish.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (eGTCV)

288 But I never stop because I'm not sure what to do. Am I supposed to just park in their driveway at any time in the day and knock on their front door?
Posted by: Soothsayer,

Yes, there is normally a big dog in the yard that will run close to your car, barking loudly and that will alert someone in the house to come to the door.
Or, if the eggs are in a small, unattended shack, just leave what ever the prices says.

Posted by: old chick at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (sOete)

289 No math, Mannix!!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (ffbyg)

290 @TPostMillennial
Whoopi Goldberg on Tucker Carlson releasing never-before-seen Jan. 6 footage: "Tucker Carlson took a page from George Orwell's '1984' and told his viewers to reject the evidence of their eyes and ears." ...
Posted by: redridinghood at March 07, 2023 03:45 PM (NpAcC)
+++++
Uhhhhhhh ...


HAHAHAHA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (t0OGg)

291
Whoopi Goldberg on Tucker Carlson releasing never-before-seen Jan. 6 footage: "Tucker Carlson took a page from George Orwell's '1984' and told his viewers to reject the evidence of their eyes and ears."

https://tinyurl.com/34ds38uj
Posted by: redridinghood at March 07, 2023 03:45 PM (NpAcC

The reaction to Tucker Carlson trying to throw light on J6 is unreal.
I thought they were going to ignore it and not even mention it.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (mR6Gs)

292 I could not watch that last video for very long. He's violent and full of hate. Willing to kill someone's entire family. No further comment
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 07, 2023 03:39 PM (9qHsE)

The case for Halperidol.
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

-----------

Make Frontal Lobotomies Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 07, 2023 03:48 PM (WFcux)

293 You'd think the stupid Republicans would bring back the "Misery Index," or at least mention It Has Never Been More Expensive To "Eat Healthy" Than Now. ...

The answer lies within the question.

Posted by: Mystic Hate Ball at March 07, 2023 03:48 PM (E+05M)

294 I thought they were going to ignore it and not even mention it.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (mR6Gs)

No, that would be the smart thing to do.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 07, 2023 03:48 PM (UuD2k)

295 283 Odds of Whoopi having read 1984?
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (PCK5/)

None.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:48 PM (eGTCV)

296 These comparisons are so ridiculous, I wonder who actually buys into them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

'Pay no attention to the Man behind the curtain!'
-the Man behind the curtain

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:48 PM (zZu0s)

297 Whoopie continues to be mind-numbingly stupid. Now I've got a headache.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 03:48 PM (iayUP)

298 Odds of Whoopi having read 1984?
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (PCK5/)


Less than the odds of Whoopi weighing 1984

Posted by: Wally at March 07, 2023 03:49 PM (FJYfm)

299 If you're 109 trillion years old, shouldn't you be really good at something?

Or did you just sit on your ass like a stereotype for 109 trillion years making the choice to not better yourself?

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at March 07, 2023 03:49 PM (ImB+u)

300 295 283 Odds of Whoopi having read 1984?
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (PCK5/)

None.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:48 PM (eGTCV)

She's half-way through. Just now getting to the "8".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 07, 2023 03:49 PM (UuD2k)

301
You Shouldn't Believe Anything Tucker Carlson Shows You...And Here's Why

Tucker Carlson Is Wrong...And Why It Matters

Posted by: Axios & Vox at March 07, 2023 03:49 PM (goeJb)

302 Tucker may get good ratings tonight.

Posted by: Caliban at March 07, 2023 03:49 PM (iC8vi)

303 I could not watch that last video for very long. He's violent and full of hate. Willing to kill someone's entire family. No further comment
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 07, 2023 03:39 PM
The case for Halperidol.
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:40 PM (PCK5/)
-----------
Make Frontal Lobotomies Great Again!
==
Compassionate Electroshock Therapy

Posted by: Don't TAZE ME bro at March 07, 2023 03:49 PM (zZL2t)

304 283 Odds of Whoopi having read 1984?
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (PCK5/)

About the same as my Tessa Fowler fantasy has of occurring.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:49 PM (zZu0s)

305 These comparisons are so ridiculous, I wonder who actually buys into them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
*******
Unfortunately, millions of women.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (NpAcC)

306 Tucker Carlson Just PROVED Q Shaman IS INNOCENT, Democrats WITHHELD Video PROVING Cops Gave Escort
https://tinyurl.com/24tde6p4

Poole plays a clip from The View on this cast. There is one lady on it who says she is an Independent (don't know who she is) and she says that Independents have the majority right now (40 percent I think she said) and that if Indies just all voted versus being scared to vote indie, they would win. Then the discussion went to "if Trump runs as Independent" - but of course it did.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (9qHsE)

307 The reaction to Tucker Carlson trying to throw light on J6 is unreal.
I thought they were going to ignore it and not even mention it.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (mR6Gs)

----------

Out: Stuck on stupid.
In: Stuck on Streisand effect.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (WFcux)

308 " If you're 109 trillion years old, shouldn't you be really good at something?"

He's good at scamming money out of people it seems.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (MvF+J)

309 The reaction to Tucker Carlson trying to throw light on J6 is unreal.
I thought they were going to ignore it and not even mention it.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM

Their reaction is a tell.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (oE0yX)

310 @266
Posted by: redridinghood

This is also the story of the Trump curse and why he dabbles in shit posting.

Woopster just did a full 360 'turn-around'. Impressive stuff.

Posted by: micky at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (3byMq)

311 While many in the nation celebrated when Donald Trump took the oath of office, Michelle Obama, mostly known for her portrayal as the school lunch-killing wife of Barack Obama, apparently was brought to tears after the inauguration when her family took off from Joint Base Andrews in Maryland.

Posted by: SMOD at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (RHGPo)

312 Egg prices here have been coming down for several weeks. They're currently $2.26 per dozen at my Wallyworld.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (sWM8x)

313 These comparisons are so ridiculous, I wonder who actually buys into them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

More than we think.

On the other hand, I don't think they are trying to persuade anyone. They just want to throw out enough talking points to allow people to dismiss the evidence.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (mR6Gs)

314 304 283 Odds of Whoopi having read 1984?
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (PCK5/)

About the same as my Tessa Fowler fantasy has of occurring.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 03:49 PM (zZu0s)

=========

*about to knock on Aetius' door, pauses, realizes he doesn't believe hard enough, walks away*
-Tessa Fowler

"Come on, Kate!"
-Tessa to Kate Upton, who still has hope

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

315 The reaction to Tucker Carlson trying to throw light on J6 is unreal.
I thought they were going to ignore it and not even mention it.
-------------------
By mentioning it on the Hen House of Hate guarantees all the Karens and Wine Moms now know the truth. What they will do with it will be interesting. Methinks the move is on to defenestrate Biden by those within the fold.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (tiR3O)

316 Odds of Whoopi having read 1984?

She might have picked up the old Gold Key comic book version and accidentally saw a page.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (0hOvj)

317 I could not watch that last video for very long. He's violent and full of hate. Willing to kill someone's entire family. No further comment
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 07, 2023 03:39 PM
The case for Halperidol.
Posted by: tubal at March 07, 2023 03:40 PM (PCK5/)
-----------
Make Frontal Lobotomies Great Again!
==
Compassionate Electroshock Therapy
Posted by: Don't TAZE ME bro at March 07, 2023 03:49 PM (zZL2t)


A few more boosters would probably work.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 07, 2023 03:51 PM (9qHsE)

318 I bought some eggs yesterday. 1.86/ dozen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Mosquito eggs?

Eggs at the supermarket are like $5/doz.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 07, 2023 03:42 PM (goeJb)

Nah. I bought a dozen eggs this last Sunday for $2.75/dozen.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2023 03:51 PM (BdMk6)

319
Democrats before: omg, just look at this video clip of the terrible jan 6th!!

Democrats now: don't look at any video of jan 6th!

Posted by: Axios & Vox at March 07, 2023 03:51 PM (goeJb)

320 Egg prices here have been coming down for several weeks. They're currently $2.26 per dozen at my Wallyworld.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (sWM8x)

Thanks, Joe Biden!

Posted by: Twitter Bots at March 07, 2023 03:51 PM (mR6Gs)

321 He's good at scamming money out of people it seems.

--

Nah, that's payoffs and money laundering, same as Hunter Biden selling art.

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at March 07, 2023 03:51 PM (ImB+u)

322 "Compassionate Electroshock Therapy"

Nothing crueler you can do to an electron than push it through that guy's brain.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 07, 2023 03:51 PM (MvF+J)

323 283 I don't think Whoopi has read anything more advanced than the opening instructions on a bag of Oreos.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 07, 2023 03:51 PM (aGGj6)

324 *about to knock on Aetius' door, pauses, realizes he doesn't believe hard enough, walks away*
-Tessa Fowler


Everyone clap if you believe! Save Aetius' chances!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 03:51 PM (0hOvj)

325 Mmmmmmmm…Tessa Fowler…mmmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:51 PM (ffbyg)

326 "Woopster just did a full 360 'turn-around'. Impressive stuff.
Posted by: micky "

I thought I felt the Earth's rotation slow down.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 03:51 PM (iayUP)

327 Let's see if James Madison had seen the Medusa Touch. ( I think that's where the idea for Glass came from) .

Posted by: polynikes at March 07, 2023 03:52 PM (Pf9Yk)

328 I could not watch that last video for very long. He's violent and full of hate. Willing to kill someone's entire family. No further comment

---

(holds index card up to forehead)

types deletes

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at March 07, 2023 03:52 PM (ImB+u)

329 These comparisons are so ridiculous, I wonder who actually buys into them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

This seems to be the Narrative response.

Posted by: DaisyB at March 07, 2023 03:52 PM (AbL8c)

330 I'm waiting for Joyless Bizarre to say something unfathomably stupid, ignorant and crude.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:53 PM (eGTCV)

331 The reaction to Tucker Carlson trying to throw light on J6 is unreal.
I thought they were going to ignore it and not even mention it.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM

Their reaction is a tell.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 07, 2023 03:50 PM (oE0yX)

I agree

Chuck Schumer's tirade was the biggest tell of all

Posted by: Twitter Bots at March 07, 2023 03:53 PM (mR6Gs)

332 also from the timcast he showed this guys tweet

Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom

What we know:

1.
@TuckerCarlson
is lying about Jan 6th.

2. His audience will believe his lies.

3. Other right wing talkers will spread his lies.

4. 40% or so of Americans will doubt the truth of Jan 6th.

5. The divide in America will harden.

6. There will be more violence.


It's insane, and since this tweet he's gone off the rails. Again, whoever this joker is.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 07, 2023 03:53 PM (9qHsE)

333 My favorite narrative response is the one trolls are trotting out here: its selectively chosen cherry picked videos!!!!

As opposed to the selectively chosen, cherry picked videos the J6 committee allowed, and edited to seem scarier? That's your best case?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 03:54 PM (0hOvj)

334 Off Twitter Bots sock

Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:54 PM (mR6Gs)

335 Tucker is the only journalist one is allowed to demonize.

Posted by: polynikes at March 07, 2023 03:54 PM (Pf9Yk)

336 These people are zealously stupid. It's excellence in the pursuit of stupid.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 03:54 PM (iayUP)

337 The good thing about having Tessa Fowler singing in your choir is that she’s never flat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:54 PM (ffbyg)

338 41,000 hours of video hope there is a dozen more days like last night

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 03:54 PM (xhxe8)

339
Chuck Schumer's tirade was the biggest tell of all
==
The deep state has their entire arm up his ass and they work his mouth like a puppet.

Posted by: Don't TAZE ME bro at March 07, 2023 03:54 PM (zZL2t)

340 333 My favorite narrative response is the one trolls are trotting out here: its selectively chosen cherry picked videos!!!!

As opposed to the selectively chosen, cherry picked videos the J6 committee allowed, and edited to seem scarier? That's your best case?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 03:54 PM (0hOvj)

=========

The 1/6 committee was filled with experts who had goodness in their hearts. Tucker is not an expert and has evil in his heart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

341 lol, a follow up to Walsh


DC_Draino @DC_Draino
7h Replying to @WalshFreedom and @TuckerCarlson


7. People will continue to laugh at Joe Walsh's TDS

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 07, 2023 03:55 PM (9qHsE)

342 "40% or so of Americans will doubt the truth of Jan 6th."

100% of Americans will never know the full truth of Jan 6th.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 07, 2023 03:55 PM (MvF+J)

343 Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom


Life's been bad to him so far

Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:55 PM (mR6Gs)

344 339
Chuck Schumer's tirade was the biggest tell of all
==
The deep state has their entire arm up his ass and they work his mouth like a puppet.
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You left out that Schumer likes arms up his ass.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 03:55 PM (tiR3O)

345 This guy can summon tornadoes, shoot lightning and cause earthquakes. I think I've found Marvel's next superhero
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2023 03:24 PM (3f7vf)

But does he have brass balls, and shoot lightning from his ass?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 03:55 PM (tkR6S)

346 Whatever happened to liberals and progressives who were skeptical about government?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:56 PM (eGTCV)

347 Apparently, Mark Zuckerberg is taking a page out of Mayor Pete's book, seems Meta wants to complete all of the most recent layoffs before Mark Zuckerberg takes some personal time to greet his 3rd child.

Posted by: SMOD at March 07, 2023 03:56 PM (RHGPo)

348 Democrats: "Please Jimmy, just DIE already! Do it before Tucker's show so FOX has to switch to covering you! Do it for the Party! Please Jimmy, just DIE!

Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:57 PM (mR6Gs)

349 My favorite narrative response is the one trolls are trotting out here: its selectively chosen cherry picked videos!!!!

As opposed to the selectively chosen, cherry picked videos the J6 committee allowed, and edited to seem scarier? That's your best case?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 03:54 PM (0hOvj)

How many hours of video are there? Yeah cherry picking is a requirement. Not showing the full context or purposely editing out or adding in sound not required but definitely what the left did and Tucker had not.

Posted by: polynikes at March 07, 2023 03:57 PM (Pf9Yk)

350 The reaction to Tucker Carlson trying to throw light on J6 is unreal.
I thought they were going to ignore it and not even mention it.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (mR6Gs)

—————-

The Streisand effect. They never learn.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 03:57 PM (u73oe)

351 Is there nobody who's feeling a soupçon of unhappiness that the government may have lied to them?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:57 PM (eGTCV)

352 Apparently, Mark Zuckerberg is taking a page out of Mayor Pete's book, seems Meta wants to complete all of the most recent layoffs before Mark Zuckerberg takes some personal time to greet his 3rd child.
Posted by: SMOD at March 07, 2023 03:56 PM (RHGPo)


He's only "greeted" 3 kids? Practically a monk!

Posted by: Bill "Epstein" Gates at March 07, 2023 03:57 PM (FJYfm)

353 He claims he can summon tornadoes at will, cause earthquakes with his hate
________

Hold it. I thought only Mossad could do that.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2023 03:57 PM (TgBWG)

354 They are freaking out about "impure gold" sold to China by the Perth mint.

It is 99.99% pure gold. The chinese say that of the 0.01% impurities allowed only 0.005% can be silver, and the Preth gold had a little bit more.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2023 03:58 PM (t3/qz)

355 350 The Streisand effect. They never learn.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 03:57 PM (u73oe)

=========

Also, it won't matter.

It's not like the people in Maricopa County will be mad enough at the release of the footage to ensure that their elections are run cleanly or anything.

We'll have another outrage in three days, and this will mostly be forgotten.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

356 Whatever happened to liberals and progressives who were skeptical about government?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 03:56 PM (eGTCV)

They settled for matching estates in Washington DC and Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Longshanks at March 07, 2023 03:58 PM (mR6Gs)

357 It's sort of crazy how much sense everything begins to make when you begin to accept that almost everything in DC, media, news, advertising, etc. is payoffs and money laundering.

Posted by: Corporate and government are probably 90 percent of EV sales at March 07, 2023 03:58 PM (YKthm)

358 “Soupçon” is what my Mom used to yell when supper was ready.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:58 PM (ffbyg)

359 The thing is there's two kinds of cherry picking:

1) To promote a chosen, preferred narrative.
2) To promote the truth.

What matters is not the technique, but the facts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 03:59 PM (0hOvj)

360 First thing this morning, the DOW was down around 17 points...so nothing. I just checked again, and it's down 570 points or so. Something significant happen, or just another day in Brandon's America?

Posted by: Money Moron at March 07, 2023 03:59 PM (JCZqz)

361 Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom

Life's been bad to him so far
Posted by: JoeF.


If you asked an AI for a pic of a grinning jackass, the AI would churn out his pic before you were done typing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2023 03:59 PM (jzzG8)

362 4. 40% or so of Americans will doubt the truth of Jan 6th.

--

If that's the case then we're up to 90% of Americans now.

Posted by: Corporate and government are probably 90 percent of EV sales at March 07, 2023 04:00 PM (YKthm)

363 360 First thing this morning, the DOW was down around 17 points...so nothing. I just checked again, and it's down 570 points or so. Something significant happen, or just another day in Brandon's America?
Posted by: Money Moron at March 07, 2023 03:59 PM (JCZqz)

=========

We're still about 3,000 points up from when Biden took office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

364 Joe Walsh's happiness is all in his hands.

Posted by: Mystic Hate Ball at March 07, 2023 04:00 PM (E+05M)

365 You left out that Schumer likes arms up his ass.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 03:55 PM (tiR3O)

The intelligence agencies have six ways to Sunday to shove their arms (and other body parts) up his ass

Posted by: JoeF. at March 07, 2023 04:00 PM (mR6Gs)

366 337 The good thing about having Tessa Fowler singing in your choir is that she’s never flat.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 07, 2023 03:54 PM (ffbyg)

Very sharp elbows though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 04:00 PM (zZu0s)

367 23 And Me thinks some of them are failing the One Drop Doctrine so no reparations for them. Which means almost all of them.

Posted by: torabora at March 07, 2023 04:00 PM (iB7US)

368 360 First thing this morning, the DOW was down around 17 points...so nothing. I just checked again, and it's down 570 points or so. Something significant happen, or just another day in Brandon's America?
---------------
They put on a full bull rush to kick the indexes above their 1 day moving average. And then today reality hit in the words of Powell. Now they are entering what they've feared most - A FUCKING BIG BEAR MARKET!

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 04:01 PM (tiR3O)

369 Whatever happened to liberals and progressives who were skeptical about government?
Posted by: N. Lurker

--

It was all an act, because that's a core element of communism. You use rights to achieve your goals, then you remove the right to do what you used to achieve your goal.

Posted by: Corporate and government are probably 90 percent of EV sales at March 07, 2023 04:01 PM (YKthm)

370 He's looking pretty fit for 109 trillion years old. I hope I look half that good when I'm 250 years old.

Posted by: MikeG at March 07, 2023 04:01 PM (VsUo2)

371 First thing this morning, the DOW was down around 17 points...so nothing. I just checked again, and it's down 570 points or so. Something significant happen, or just another day in Brandon's America?
Posted by: Money Moron at March 07, 2023 03:59 PM (JCZqz)


Powell said the Fed might do faster rate increases.

Posted by: spindrift at March 07, 2023 04:01 PM (h5TKJ)

372 "The chinese say that of the 0.01% impurities allowed only 0.005% can be silver"

So it can contain no more than 0.005% of 0.01% of silver, which is ... *calculates* ... very little silver. Muy poca plata.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 07, 2023 04:01 PM (MvF+J)

373 >>360 First thing this morning, the DOW was down around 17 points...so nothing. I just checked again, and it's down 570 points or so. Something significant happen, or just another day in Brandon's America?
Posted by: Money Moron

and gold is down as well.. which makes no sense.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2023 04:02 PM (E+05M)

374 Where are the Democrats cautioning other Democrats to stop being insane?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 04:02 PM (eGTCV)

375 We're still about 3,000 points up from when Biden took office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

You mean 3000 points down. It was hovering around 36,000 when the election was stolen.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2023 04:02 PM (BdMk6)

376 When the Chinese said the Perth gold was "doped," I thought maybe somebody cut it with fentanyl. It would have been supremely ironic.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 07, 2023 04:03 PM (MvF+J)

377 He claims he can summon tornadoes at will, cause earthquakes with his hate, and conduct blood rituals to bring ruin upon his enemies.


I wonder what he had against the Turks...

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 07, 2023 04:03 PM (Vu7A1)

378 Powell said the Fed might do faster rate increases.
Posted by: spindrift at March 07, 2023 04:01 PM (h5TKJ)
++++
The equities traders sure won't like that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 04:03 PM (t0OGg)

379 We're still about 3,000 points up from when Biden took office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

You mean 3000 points down. It was hovering around 36,000 when the election was stolen.
==
Was stolen Nov vs Took Office Jan.

Posted by: That's the only math I'll do at March 07, 2023 04:03 PM (zZL2t)

380 He claims he can summon tornadoes at will, cause earthquakes with his hate, and conduct blood rituals to bring ruin upon his enemies.


I wonder what he had against the Turks...
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 07, 2023 04:03 PM (Vu7A1)
------------
That's nobody's business...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 07, 2023 04:04 PM (2hlEI)

381
and gold is down as well.. which makes no sense.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


Because the metal futures markets aren't based on physical metal or deliveries. It's all a game.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2023 04:04 PM (jzzG8)

382 I read this earlier today. The Squad are an....interesting bunch. Will any msm question Rep. Bush about this? (Heh! I made funneh question!)

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 07, 2023 04:04 PM (sAmhv)

383 375 We're still about 3,000 points up from when Biden took office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

You mean 3000 points down. It was hovering around 36,000 when the election was stolen.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2023 04:02 PM (BdMk6)

=======

Nope. Up.

It was 29,638 on November 1, 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

384 Indications of another rate hike.

Posted by: polynikes at March 07, 2023 04:04 PM (Pf9Yk)

385 Regarding use of the verb "to be" from last thread. In my legal writing class it was forbidden. We were asked, as an exercise, to rewrite a famous passage (of our choice) using only action verbs. No passive voice, no conjugation of "to be." I chose Hamlet's soliloquy.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 07, 2023 04:04 PM (trVDr)

386 We're still about 3,000 points up from when Biden took office.

--

And it's neat because no one is playing the market like back then at the same number. It's all manipulations by computers for hedge funds and what not.

None of it is connected to reality.

Posted by: Corporate and government are probably 90 percent of EV sales at March 07, 2023 04:05 PM (YKthm)

387 Cory stupping whom here? It's always about stupping. Prime Directive

Posted by: torabora at March 07, 2023 04:05 PM (iB7US)

388
Constitutional Lawyer Robert Barnes Reveals Pfizer's Ridiculous Defense in Covid "Vaccine" Lawsuit
https://tinyurl.com/ywsk2jvv

Barnes would be a good neighbor to have.

...even if they created a dangerous ineffective drug that they disguised as a vaccine... that they said would be for the prevention of covid19, that didn't prevent covid at all - as a matter of fact it goes up depending on how many boosters you had...

none of that matters

if biden admin, justice dept, fda, defense dept go along with this scam that no one can hold them accountable

and remember, once they made it mandated for kids it was all over

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 07, 2023 04:05 PM (9qHsE)

389
We all know Ace likes childish, dumb Pranks. And he likes sharing those stupid pranks with us, from time to time.

Here's a lesson Ace needs to learn about Pranks:

https://youtu.be/TXwYoauGuPs

P.S. hahahahahahahahaha!

hahahahahahahahaha!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 07, 2023 04:06 PM (goeJb)

390 386 We're still about 3,000 points up from when Biden took office.

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And it's neat because no one is playing the market like back then at the same number. It's all manipulations by computers for hedge funds and what not.

None of it is connected to reality.
Posted by: Corporate and government are probably 90 percent of EV sales at March 07, 2023 04:05 PM (YKthm)

And now you understand how to be in the market as it is today...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2023 04:06 PM (exHjb)

391 And it's neat because no one is playing the market like back then at the same number. It's all manipulations by computers for hedge funds and what not.

None of it is connected to reality
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This is true.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 04:06 PM (tiR3O)

392 Nood

Posted by: NCKate at March 07, 2023 04:06 PM (d5Qya)

393 What about Space Lasers?

Posted by: torabora at March 07, 2023 04:06 PM (iB7US)

394 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 07, 2023 04:06 PM (zZu0s)

395 220 I'm starting to think the early American farmers should have picked their own cotton.
Posted by: wth at March 07, 2023 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

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I have to agree with blacks about the travesty of antebellum slavery, most of the benefits of the exploitation accrued to the very wealthy who also were the ones who mostly used it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2023 04:06 PM (PrglK)

396 The left will never have to campaign again, be a waste of money and time.

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2023 04:06 PM (MF3yS)

397 It was 29,638 on November 1, 2020.
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The election was Nov 3 - internet says it was 26,925.05.

Not that it matters.

Posted by: That's the only math I'll do at March 07, 2023 04:06 PM (gzzi/)

398 1.4 million angry peasants rioting in Paris in reaction to Macron suggesting upping the retirement age from 62 to 64. They look angry.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 07, 2023 04:07 PM (E+05M)

399 391 And it's neat because no one is playing the market like back then at the same number. It's all manipulations by computers for hedge funds and what not.

None of it is connected to reality
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This is true.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 07, 2023 04:06 PM (tiR3O)

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The stock market has never been a great day to day indicator of the strength of the economy. It flew high under Obama, and that was, at best, a meager economy.

So...don't use the stock market as an indicator for how the economy is doing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

400 Or, if the eggs are in a small, unattended shack, just leave what ever the prices says.
Posted by: old chick at March 07, 2023 03:47 PM (sOete)

Eggs on the honor system. I have done that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2023 04:07 PM (tkR6S)

401 I'm starting to think the early American farmers should have picked their own cotton.

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Or treated the slaves the same as Arabs and Europeans.

Posted by: Corporate and government are probably 90 percent of EV sales at March 07, 2023 04:07 PM (YKthm)

402 And it's neat because no one is playing the market like back then at the same number. It's all manipulations by computers for hedge funds and what not.

None of it is connected to reality.
Posted by: Corporate and government are probably 90 percent of EV sales at March 07, 2023 04:05 PM (YKthm)

The stock market has never been about reality. It's a much bigger fantasy land than Vegas even dreamed of being.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2023 04:08 PM (BdMk6)

403 Market was at 34,000 and some change on Jan 20, 2021.

Posted by: polynikes at March 07, 2023 04:08 PM (Pf9Yk)

404 But does he have brass balls, and shoot lightning from his ass?
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I've never been big on super powers, but I've always wished I could shoot lightning out my ass. And shit fire, of course.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 07, 2023 04:09 PM (sWM8x)

405 So...don't use the stock market as an indicator for how the economy is doing.

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Not the economy, but economics. Especially micro. Families are hunkered down. Retirees are realizing they're not going to have enough to pay for food after 7-10 years.

The stock market is doing great while at the same time the people invested in it are losing their shirts.

Posted by: Corporate and government are probably 90 percent of EV sales at March 07, 2023 04:09 PM (YKthm)

406 ...if biden admin, justice dept, fda, defense dept go along with this scam that no one can hold them accountable ...
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 07, 2023 04:05 PM (9qHsE)
++++
It's way beyond that. This isn't just run of the mill corruption and mutual back-scratching.

The real reason Pfizer will never be permitted to be punished for any of this is because of the depth and breadth of the catastrophe. If it turns out that the vaccine is dangerous - even lethal - and that is demonstrated in a court of law, it will be a disaster that could conceivably cause the state itself to fail.

There is nothing bigger than this. There can be no official position that the vax is dangerous or fraudulent. It cannot be permitted to happen. Look at what happened at Veritas. The moment he shot across Pfizer's bow, they pulled out the stops to take him out and end the organization - and that was comparatively tame.

This sucker is so big that the risks associated with it are actually existential - not just for Pfizer and Moderna, but for national governments. They care going to play, "see no evil, hear no evil, no speak no evil" on this and hope to G-d that they can contain it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 07, 2023 04:10 PM (t0OGg)

407 I just checked again, and it's down 570 points or so. Something significant happen, or just another day in Brandon's America?

Powell hinted that the Fed will need to keep raising interest rates. Which is kind of a "no sh*t, Sherlock" thing but the money players have been trying to convince themselves that inflation is under control and money would return to being free or nearly so soon.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2023 04:11 PM (nfrXX)

408 403 Market was at 34,000 and some change on Jan 20, 2021.
Posted by: polynikes at March 07, 2023 04:08 PM (Pf9Yk)

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No, it seriously wasn't:

https://tinyurl.com/4fj8y5dy

On 1/18/21 it was at 30,996. It went up between the election and the inauguration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

409 His chest hair looks like white-hot, painful pubes....maybe that's why he's so full of bitter hate.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 07, 2023 04:13 PM (sI15f)

410 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 07, 2023 04:11 PM (LvTSG)


Yes I wrote the wrong figure that I was looking at. I was attempting to correct you for listing the election date when you said 'when Biden took office'. That's what I get.

Posted by: polynikes at March 07, 2023 04:15 PM (Pf9Yk)

411 "House Bill 1180 , also called the Youth Accountability and Safety Act, would ultimately prevent anyone under 25 from being charged with felony murder."

Have heard from a policeman that the younger they are the scarier they are, and the more volatile.

I happen to have an office in a "challenged" neighborhood. A couple of years ago I heard gunfire nearby. About 30 seconds later two kids in ski parkas tore past my back window, running from a drive by shooting, followed a short time later by cops. They couldn't have been more than 13 or 14.

Posted by: RM at March 07, 2023 04:16 PM (0eYOS)

412 "They are freaking out about "impure gold" sold to China by the Perth mint.

It is 99.99% pure gold. The chinese say that of the 0.01% impurities allowed only 0.005% can be silver, and the Preth gold had a little bit more."

The Chinese complaining about adulterants in merchandise?

That's a bit rich.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 07, 2023 04:20 PM (84kJS)

413 Nice cause and effect in the market today. Powell spoke about continuing interest rate increases and the market tanked. Warren in Senate hrg spouted out that we should let inflation run its course and Powell pointed out that that would only hurt the middle class. Warren is a complete fraud, shilling for policies that benefit Dem elite donors and screw the middle class.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 07, 2023 04:20 PM (3f7vf)

414 Yeah, I don't think many of the fat asses in Cori Bush's entourage have to worry much about "buying vegetables". The next salad they eat will be their first.

Posted by: deadrody at March 07, 2023 04:33 PM (kYmXc)

415 I watched this and immediately had a vision of these two bumping their uglies to the boogie. The horror.

Posted by: Dantes at March 07, 2023 05:00 PM (fVKtH)

416 Nathaniel Davis says claims he can summon tornadoes at will, cause earthquakes. I thought the Jews controlled the weather!?

Posted by: JerseyDevilRider at March 07, 2023 05:01 PM (Tdf5l)

417 Pretty sure this scumbag hates white people too. Why the jew thing? Is it more important? Why?

Posted by: ccoffer at March 07, 2023 09:23 PM (lzynS)

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