Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Begged Vogue's Editor Anna Winter for $70,000 in Free Tickets to the Met Gala, Then Failed to Disclose Those Gifts or Other Free Gifts

Fleece the Workers

This Power to the People socialist also blew off paying the working folks who provided makeup and hair services to her.

Socialist darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez threw one of her campaign staffers under the bus after the Democrat apparently flouted House ethics rules by attending the 2021 Met Gala wearing luxurious apparel that included a glitzy gown with "Tax the Rich" inscribed across the back in blood-red letters.
The Bronx and Queens rep, 33, claimed to investigators with the Office of Congressional Ethics she was unaware that thousands of dollars for her dress rental, shoes, hair, makeup and other accouterments went unpaid for months after the event, leaving her open to allegations of improperly accepting gifts.
"I just never, ever, ever would have allowed that to happen knowing what I have learned," Ocasio-Cortez said during a May 2022 interview. "But I wasn't privy to the invoices, wasn't privy to the ones that had been sent."
The "Squad" member claimed her underling had access to her credit cards and was tasked with paying the hair stylists, makeup artists, and dressmakers.
Ocasio-Cortez, 33, told investigators with the Office of Congressional Ethics she was unaware that thousands of dollars in expenses related to her gala appearance went unpaid for months after the event in September 2021.

But the OCE's report, made public Thursday, revealed those expenses were not paid until after the office opened its probe of Ocasio-Cortez on Feb. 22, 2022.

So either these were not illegal gifts, in which case she was stiffing working people and just refusing to pay for their services, or they were illegal gifts, and she's claiming she "forgot" that she can't accept illegal gifts.

The following day, the hair stylist's agency threatened to report AOC's campaign to New York City's Office of Labor Policy if the $477.73 it owed was not deposited by close of business the following day -- which it was.

Well, I guess some of them weren't intended as illegal gifts, though Donkey-Chompers tried to convert them into gifts!

This is both: The business gave her a $1000 discount -- a gift -- and then she also blew off paying the remainder.

Six days after the Gala, on Sept. 19, 2021, the AOC campaign received a bill for $2,283.93 for the dress and handbag rental, as well as the shoes she wore that night. The following day, Sept. 20, a revised invoice for $990.76 was sent -- with $1,000 knocked off the price of the gown rental without explanation. That bill was also not paid until March 2022.

I've had dinner multiple times with a congressman and he always insisted on paying so there would never be any suggestion that anyone else had tried to bribe him with a meal.

Donkey-Chompers doesn't roll that way, obviously.

How did this stupid fake socialist money-grubbing social climber get a pair of $35,000-a-pop tickets, anyway?

Easy, she brownnosed Anna Wintour, a powerful media figure and major functionary at a transnational media conglomerate.

It's not like Conde-Naste will ever have any business in front of Congress, except for every other year.

But $35,000 tickets for two people (she wanted her boyfriend to go, too) would cost nearly six figures (if the exclusive ball even approves you). Members of Congress can attend nonprofit events, but the Met normally doesn't invite all of Congress, and this isn't AOC's district.
So AOC came by the biggest part of her Met Gala grift the old-fashioned way: trading off the elected position with which Bronx and Queens voters entrusted her.
AOC snagged two free tickets (after much prodding by her campaign staffer) by cozying up to Vogue's Anna Wintour, who runs this show for the Met. AOC's written invitation specifically informed her that she and her boyfriend were "guests of Vogue."

Little problem: Members of Congress can't take near-seven-figure gifts from companies that employ lobbyists. Vogue is part of a sprawling media firm, including the firm that owns a big piece of Spectrum, our highly regulated internet provider.
As AOC's anti-corruption lawyer warned her staff, "the Congresswoman could accept an invitation from [the Met], but not [italics his] from Vogue ... Since Advance Publications is a registered lobbyist, we'll need to be extra careful!"
...
Cue hours of highly paid butt-covering. As the bipartisan Office of Congressional Ethics found last week, "documents" -- emails between the Met and AOC's office to "thread" the "needle," in one Met staffer's phrasing -- "suggest that there was some attempt to obfuscate Vogue's role."
C'mon: AOC solicited and procured a gift worth nearly six figures from a regulated corporate entity, and then colluded with the corporation and the museum to lie about it.

Getting to the ball, though, thanks to repeated false statements, accomplished only part of AOC's goal. It costs money to be a Kardashian-level celebrity: transportation, dress, hair, makeup, hotel room, manicure, shoes, handbag, jewels, boyfriend accessories.

Her entire appearance there was illegal.

Another Post article said something like, AOC shows that the secret of socialism is just not paying for anything.

I think that secret's been out for a while, tbh.

She's a real "socialist" -- she just wants other people to give her "the little things" in life, like $70,000 in tickets to the Capitalist Cotillion and free designer dresses.

Posted by: Ace at 01:10 PM

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1
I see no "Snizz" in the headline ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2023 01:10 PM (pNxlR)

2 st

Posted by: RUReadingthis at March 06, 2023 01:10 PM (RzLGh)

3 Come on Ace, you know you're only posting this story about AOC because you want to date her.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 06, 2023 01:10 PM (bhRsz)

4 So?

What's McCarthy gonna do?

Fine her?

She'll refuse to pay and then raise $150,000 from her supporters by refusing to pay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 06, 2023 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

5 Conde-Naste just wants to date her and that big juicy Latina booty

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

6 Yeah, but tits.

Posted by: davidt at March 06, 2023 01:12 PM (SYTee)

7 'It's like you're no good guy at all!'

'You idiot- I'm a lawyer!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 06, 2023 01:12 PM (zZu0s)

8 Err, no such thing as bad press??? I mean we're through the looking glass here and as stupid a comparison as it is, DC is the Capitol city like that dumb book The Hunger Games.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 01:13 PM (HTCnw)

9 Yawn

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hillbilly with a tude at March 06, 2023 01:13 PM (DbIL9)

10
Why, yes -- I did claim the frrrrrst and only after that go to the previous thread to announce NOOD.

Sucks to be NOT me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2023 01:13 PM (pNxlR)

11 Kick the bartender out of the Congress.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 06, 2023 01:13 PM (sI15f)

12 Snizzless in Sarasota.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 06, 2023 01:13 PM (zZu0s)

13 AOC thinks she's smarter and prettier than she really is. That's problematic, especially for a Congressperson, who as a rule all think they're smarter and prettier than they are.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at March 06, 2023 01:14 PM (9o0h2)

14 > The "Squad" member claimed her underling had access to her credit cards and was tasked with paying the hair stylists, makeup artists, and dressmakers.

Now that the underling has been thrown under the bus, I hope this prompts the underling to tell tales.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 01:14 PM (eyxn4)

15 LOL This is the one she wore the tax the rich dress at, too. Its just comical. She's like a cartoonish stereotype of a leftist idiot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2023 01:14 PM (0hOvj)

16 Did young turk Chunk get his 10%?

Posted by: davidt at March 06, 2023 01:14 PM (SYTee)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

18 The Bronx and Queens rep, 33, claimed to investigators with the Office of Congressional Ethics she was unaware that thousands of dollars for her dress rental, shoes, hair, makeup and other accouterments went unpaid for months after the event, leaving her open to allegations of improperly accepting gifts.

"I just never, ever, ever would have allowed that to happen knowing what I have learned," Ocasio-Cortez said during a May 2022 interview. "But I wasn't privy to the invoices, wasn't privy to the ones that had been sent."
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Sure, Jan.

I am confused by something, though. If a congressman buys stuff or services and then fails to pay the bill, it becomes a "gift" rather than "fraud?" How does that work?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:14 PM (t0OGg)

19 She will not be punished.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

20 AOC is 33? Close to being eligible to run for president.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 06, 2023 01:15 PM (eGTCV)

21 At midnight, did she turn back into a donkey?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2023 01:15 PM (UuD2k)

22 >C'mon: AOC solicited and procured a gift worth nearly six figures from a regulated corporate entity, and then colluded with the corporation and the museum to lie about it.

Ah, she'll come out of this okay. Don't worry.

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 06, 2023 01:15 PM (geLO8)

23 The difference between hero and villain is as simple as the letter after a politician's name.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2023 01:15 PM (lTGtQ)

24 She could blow the rich to pay for it. But she's already done that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 06, 2023 01:15 PM (ifUkZ)

25
Andy McCarthy will order up a sternly-worded letter to her and include with it a "come as you are" invite to join him and Luntz the Dunce in the latter's fabulous mock up of the Oval Office for a little "pegging" action.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2023 01:15 PM (pNxlR)

26 rules for thee but not for me. again.

Posted by: bored383 at March 06, 2023 01:16 PM (4Kzkx)

27 Six days after the Gala, on Sept. 19, 2021, the AOC campaign received a bill for $2,283.93 for the dress and handbag rental, as well as the shoes she wore that night. The following day, Sept. 20, a revised invoice for $990.76 was sent -- with $1,000 knocked off the price of the gown rental without explanation. That bill was also not paid until March 2022.
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A dress, bag and shoes for one night ran $2,300?

Cinderella's fairy godmother must have been rolling deep.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:16 PM (t0OGg)

28 LOL This is the one she wore the tax the rich dress at, too. Its just comical. She's like a cartoonish stereotype of a leftist idiot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2023 01:14 PM (0hOvj)

She spoke truth to power, though, so getting free tickets and lying about it is totes okay.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 06, 2023 01:16 PM (bhRsz)

29 She's ~~like a cartoonish stereotype of~~ a leftist idiot.

Cartoonish implies exaggeration.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2023 01:16 PM (eOEVl)

30 I liked the joke

Posted by: Holy Crap at March 06, 2023 01:16 PM (KlK2q)

31 She will not be punished.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

A spanking might be possible.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 06, 2023 01:16 PM (eGTCV)

32 20 AOC is 33? Close to being eligible to run for president.
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Don Lemon says she's past her prime. And he's a fag so he knows shit.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 06, 2023 01:16 PM (ifUkZ)

33 A spanking ~~might be possible~~ would be highly desirable.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2023 01:17 PM (eOEVl)

34 AOC is 33? Close to being eligible to run for president.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 06, 2023 01:15 PM (eGTCV)

Close to hitting the wall, too.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 06, 2023 01:17 PM (bhRsz)

35 AOC thinks she's smarter and prettier than she really is. That's problematic, especially for a Congressperson, who as a rule all think they're smarter and prettier than they are.
Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at March 06, 2023 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

36 Apart from all the fraud and illegality with this airheaded twat's appearance at the party, it's absolutely mind-boggling that a devout socialist like her will pay no price whatsoever for engaging in obscene public displays of capitalist greed and wealth. Her socialist rank-and-file supporters and assorted lowyards living in parents' basements won't ever even wonder why their Socialist Hero is living the life of a rich capitalist pig. It just boggles my mind.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

37 Why can't anyone respect my privacy!?!?!?!

Posted by: ex Princess Meghan Merkin at March 06, 2023 01:17 PM (fs1hN)

38 She's a real "socialist" -- she just wants other people to give her "the little things" in life, like $70,000 in tickets to the Capitalist Cotillion and free designer dresses.
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Indeed. She is a true socialist. So is Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:17 PM (t0OGg)

39 She's an idiot. She's the idiot queen of the idiots.

Of course she thought she could just demand gifts and not go through proper reporting requirements.

Her highest mental demand prior to such endeavors has been closing out a till, and I suspect that she regularly fucked that up, saved only by her tits.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2023 01:18 PM (PyOKD)

40 So either these were not illegal gifts, in which case she was stiffing working people and just refusing to pay for their services, or they were illegal gifts, and she's claiming she "forgot" that she can't accept illegal gifts.

These were neither illegal gifts, nor did she stiff working people. She is a Party Princess. The proles should be thankful that they were permitted to serve her, to touch her magnificence, if only for a moment.

Paraphrasing Chaucer from A Knight's Tale, "We walk in the garden of her turpulence."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2023 01:18 PM (z99Zw)

41 So close Pride Month?

And after she was literally killed by the J6 Insurrection?

When do Republicans stop pouncing and seizing on her scandals?

She has a boyfriend you know.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2023 01:18 PM (fZRSY)

42 Off with her head!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at March 06, 2023 01:18 PM (0nuX/)

43 LOL

*spit*

one of us would already have served a year of our sentence, but nothing will happen to her.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 06, 2023 01:18 PM (VohFI)

44 Tax the rich.

Take all of her money. She wants to be rich and wants YOU to pay for her to get there.

Reap it, cünt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

45 The price of a ticket to the Met Gala is staggering.

The price would only be that high for one reason: to make sure that only the right sort of people show up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:18 PM (t0OGg)

46 Cue AOC doing her little Rosie Perez "Alright, OK, listen listen!" routine.

https://youtu.be/smiwQrp_cjE

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (eyxn4)

47 I've had dinner multiple times with a congressman and he always insisted on paying so there would never be any suggestion that anyone else had tried to bribe him with a meal.
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Also, I mean.... you know.

I mean blood from a stone and all that.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (BXxcV)

48 Again- our "Elites" are fully corrupt.

Most of them are better at hiding their corruption than this inept air-head, though.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (N1DT3)

49 Don Lemon says she's past her prime. And he's a fag so he knows shit.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 06, 2023 01:16 PM (ifUkZ)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (DRSnL)

50 Lookit dat ass

Damn

Big juicy booty

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

51 Some socialist. Bernie would settle for a Robert Hall suit from Goodwill and a free breakfast at Denny's. And a mansion.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (lz5hY)

52 I just saw an ad on Insty for a 'Cervical pillow'.

I had to click.

Oh, the spine!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (zZu0s)

53 So . . . is this hairbrained twat also stealing luggage from airports?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

54 the underling assigned to pay aoc's personal bills, who is she paid by?

Posted by: x at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (ZBPE2)

55 So close Pride Month?

And after she was literally killed by the J6 Insurrection? ...
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2023 01:18 PM (fZRSY)
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Distressingly, this is coming out during women's history month. Nothing is sacred anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (t0OGg)

56 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2023 01:20 PM (CZBWZ)

57 This is about me, isn't it?

Jerry, you are the Harvey Weinstein of Congress.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at March 06, 2023 01:20 PM (9o0h2)

58 Why didn't she just have her campaign pay for it?

Posted by: Eric Swallowell at March 06, 2023 01:20 PM (dTFZY)

59 Pardon my French, by fuck that stunning cunt in particular. With a frozen pineapple, soaked in diesel fuel, wrapped in barbedwire, sideways.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 06, 2023 01:20 PM (3CCua)

60 So they rented her a gown that said "tax the rich" which she stiffed them on.

Which she wore to a gala full of rich people.

Which a rich person gave her free tickets too.

Do I have that close to right?

Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2023 01:20 PM (iziT8)

61 @50

>>Posted by: Jerry Nadler at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

I just threw up a little in my mouth thinking about the gunt pressing up against AOC.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2023 01:21 PM (oJb1g)

62 Here is hoping AOC gets sent to prison with a tranny who can bench press an F150 as a cell mate.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at March 06, 2023 01:21 PM (PbwT0)

63 Can't. Stop. Ejaculating.

This plus sending billions to the Ukraine grift will kill her dead with the actual Left.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 06, 2023 01:21 PM (q7JtW)

64 Cue AOC doing her little Rosie Perez "Alright, OK, listen listen!" routine.

https://youtu.be/smiwQrp_cjE
Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (eyxn4)

Annoying twät.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

65 Has she learned how to operate the garbage disposal yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 01:22 PM (XR5XV)

66 This happens a lot with Congress Critters. There is an entire industry in DC created to live off the under the table donations to Congress Critters.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 06, 2023 01:22 PM (ifUkZ)

67 Grifting is the point of government work.

And trust me no lefty is going to be mad if AOC took $70K in illegal gifts

Oh they'll explain away why this is DIFFERENT. But in the end they don't care.

And wasn't some Republican governor of VA done in for something vaguely like this? He got a gift with some nominal value and didn't disclose it - he didn't actually do anything for the guy that gave it to him...but he lost office and fought the Obama admin for years to stay out of jail.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2023 01:22 PM (lc5cP)

68 ------------------
Don Lemon says she's past her prime. And he's a fag so he knows shit.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 06, 2023 01:16 PM (ifUkZ)

Lulz.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

69 > The price would only be that high for one reason: to make sure that only the right sort of people show up.

"Our prices discriminate because we can't."

--A sign on a pricy mall in The Simpsons

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 01:22 PM (eyxn4)

70 I live pretty well. I am not poor. I am also single, so I don't have large structural expenses related to raising a family.

The amount that she was billed to use that outfit for a night would keep me going for about a month.

But yeah. "Tax the rich," AOC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)

71 Only $35k for tickets? What are you all complaining about?

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at March 06, 2023 01:23 PM (0nuX/)

72 Wow. Information about how bad of a President Carter could have been:
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In the event of a nuclear attack, by the time the military aide brought the nuclear football to Carter at his home to launch a counter-strike, the country would have been wiped out by nuclear-tipped missiles.
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Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2023 01:23 PM (krQz2)

73 Most of them are better at hiding their corruption than this inept air-head, though.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (N1DT3)

Or maybe she knows she doesn't have to.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:23 PM (BXxcV)

74 Her socialist rank-and-file supporters and assorted lowyards living in parents' basements won't ever even wonder why their Socialist Hero is living the life of a rich capitalist pig. It just boggles my mind.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

A generation brought up on social media and "influencers" that glorify fabulous decadence while decrying capitalism yet they remain blissfully unaware.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2023 01:23 PM (FCbAQ)

75 Pardon my French, by fuck that stunning cunt in particular. With a frozen pineapple, soaked in diesel fuel, wrapped in barbedwire, sideways.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 06, 2023 01:20 PM (3CCua)

You're trying to say something here, but I just can't put my finger on what it is......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

76 Why, the daring little darling!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 06, 2023 01:23 PM (85KDZ)

77 So they rented her a gown that said "tax the rich" which she stiffed them on.

Which she wore to a gala full of rich people.

Which a rich person gave her free tickets too.

Do I have that close to right?
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2023 01:20 PM (iziT

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Sounds like it, yeah.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (t0OGg)

78 "Digital foot soldiers: Pro-Trump bots swarm DeSantis, Haley"

Over the past 11 months, someone created thousands of fake, automated Twitter accounts - perhaps hundreds of thousands of them - to offer a stream of praise for Donald Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/4aazte52

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (8Voqu)

79 The thing is, she probably only got busted because someone got mad at her, I'm guessing they fail to disclose a LOT of gifts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (0hOvj)

80 Exhibit 101 in the evidence that Orwell was 100% correct. The pigs become so much like the humans that they can't be told apart. Power to the people, overthrow the rich, but do it at an elitist gala in a dress that no one in one's district could afford to purchase. Yeah, right. *snort*

Posted by: exdem13 at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (W+kMI)

81 I'd like to see Bruce Shitstain beat to death with his guitar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (CZBWZ)

82 AOC didn't pay attention during frosh orientation -
- always use a minimum of two cutouts for your graft and kickbacks. Any amount of $$$ is totally legal if you use at least two.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (yW9ZO)

83
So either these were not illegal gifts, in which case she was stiffing working people and just refusing to pay for their services, or they were illegal gifts, and she's claiming she "forgot" that she can't accept illegal gifts.

It is known in Delaware that the fabulous Bidens at one point had extensive landscaping work done at their home. They stiffed the firm that had done the work for many months by refusing to pay their bill.

The landscaper said, "Screw 'em", and sent over a crew to rip out all the work that they had done. "Doctor" Jill appeared and attempted to write a check for only part of the full cost; landscaper said, "Keep digging, boys". The good "doctor" then wrote a check for the full amount.

Our betters ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (pNxlR)

84 Are the people in her district as dumb as her ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (X++p7)

85 And wasn't some Republican governor of VA done in for something vaguely like this? He got a gift with some nominal value and didn't disclose it - he didn't actually do anything for the guy that gave it to him...but he lost office and fought the Obama admin for years to stay out of jail
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Don Young in Alaska too, right?

Over a Casio wristwatch from his contractor?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (fZRSY)

86 Payment details? Like, so what? I can't be bothered with tens of thousands of dollars of personal expenses while I'm, like, saving Gaia from evil oil companies and transsexual h8ers! And I can't be expected to know if staffers I hire are forgetful idiots!

Posted by: AOC at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (AMIL/)

87 I'm guessing that dress was a gift as well. Or at least a free rental.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2023 01:25 PM (0hOvj)

88 AOC, sitting in her Tesla at a stop sign, waiting for it to change.
AOC, seeing a deer crossing sign, proposes moving the sign so the deer cross in a safer area.(some asshole did that).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2023 01:25 PM (lz5hY)

89 I'd like to see Bruce Shitstain beat to death with his guitar.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (CZBWZ)

and he to collapse from a heart attack over her limp body.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Her socialist rank-and-file supporters and assorted lowyards living in parents' basements won't ever even wonder why their Socialist Hero is living the life of a rich capitalist pig. It just boggles my mind.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

A generation brought up on social media and "influencers" that glorify fabulous decadence while decrying capitalism yet they remain blissfully unaware.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2023 01:23 PM (FCbAQ)

The worst/best thing you could do to them would be to take away their YouTube, Instagram, TikTok etc. accounts.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 06, 2023 01:25 PM (bhRsz)

91 "I've had dinner multiple times with a congressman and he always insisted on paying so there would never be any suggestion that anyone else had tried to bribe him with a meal."

Some of the people I know from Congress won't even let me pay for Starbucks. That's how sensitive they are to this issue.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2023 01:26 PM (8Voqu)

92
Ace - if you're reading comments today, I think this story might be up your alley for a possible post:

https://tinyurl.com/yhjc5a8c

And, here is a photo of the "Tamillia Valenzuela" character behind this (she dresses like this for public meetings, BTW):

https://tinyurl.com/2mk9h2ys

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2023 01:26 PM (oINRc)

93 As the Crazy Clown Car enters the final turn, destined for the checkered flag.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 06, 2023 01:26 PM (Xrfse)

94 Afternoon.

I've said it before but AOC has a great badonkadonk.

Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2023 01:26 PM (91wpA)

95 By the time Biden figured out what a ICBM was we would be a smoking hole !!!!

72 Wow. Information about how bad of a President Carter could have been:
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In the event of a nuclear attack, by the time the military aide brought the nuclear football to Carter at his home to launch a counter-strike, the country would have been wiped out by nuclear-tipped missiles.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 06, 2023 01:26 PM (X++p7)

96 Look at that big juicy...grift.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2023 01:26 PM (lc5cP)

97 Lipstick on a pig.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 06, 2023 01:27 PM (JOtiF)

98 The amount that she was billed to use that outfit for a night would keep me going for about a month.

But yeah. "Tax the rich," AOC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)
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Yep. That does come pretty close to my monthly expenditures...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2023 01:27 PM (YIVH2)

99 84 Are the people in her district as dumb as her ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (X++p7)

I would have said YES... but then I remember that Gavin Gruesome is my governor.

Shit...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2023 01:27 PM (oHd/0)

100 No matter. You can be sure that no reasonable public official would ever be influenced by $35,000-a-pop tickets. All we need is transparency to ensure against corruption of our very first-world government.

Posted by: Libertarians - Now with More Weed! at March 06, 2023 01:27 PM (ppBhU)

101 Only $35k for tickets? What are you all complaining about?

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen
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If you poors would learn to budget, you could easily afford it

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2023 01:27 PM (fZRSY)

102 And, here is a photo of the "Tamillia Valenzuela" character behind this (she dresses like this for public meetings, BTW):

https://tinyurl.com/2mk9h2ys
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2023 01:26 PM (oINRc)
++++
MY EYES!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg)

103 Lipstick on a pig.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 06, 2023 01:27 PM (JOtiF)

A $2500 dress, shoes and purse on a pig.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

104 As the Crazy Clown Car enters the final turn, destined for the checkered flag.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 06, 2023 01:26 PM (Xrfse)

We've just come out of the first turn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2023 01:27 PM (n1JsZ)

105 You can't treat AOC like she's a Republican or a Little Person? She's Somebody. She's the future of the DNC.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 06, 2023 01:28 PM (/6ur0)

106 AOC has more supporters out of her district than in. The voting rate in that district is in the toilet, and I bet a majority don't know or care who their congesscritter is.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2023 01:28 PM (lz5hY)

107 58 Why didn't she just have her campaign pay for it?
Posted by: Eric Swallowell at March 06, 2023 01:20 PM
Exactly. It's only laundered money. Not like it's real money.

Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2023 01:28 PM (MF3yS)

108 Yeah, I'd still fuck her. Ball gag would be required though for part of the playtime

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 06, 2023 01:28 PM (/6ur0)

109 As the Crazy Clown Car enters the final turn, destined for the checkered flag.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 06, 2023 01:26 PM (Xrfse)

Not interested unless it is on fire.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (FCbAQ)

110 Here's a nice analysis of the response to Trump at CPAC. We're long ahead of them here, of course.

https://tinyurl.com/3dtfrp7x

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (eOEVl)

111 No matter. You can be sure that no reasonable public official would ever be influenced by $35,000-a-pop tickets. All we need is transparency to ensure against corruption of our very first-world government.
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You guys are getting $35k?!
/s/ John "$10k" Bolton

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (fZRSY)

112 "AOC", Aka Sandy Cortez, the chupacabra of Congress.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (8Voqu)

113 Why was Merrick Garland in Ukraine?

The DOJ has nothing to do with Ukraine at all.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (UuD2k)

114 Here's the mugshot of Tom Jurkins, the SPLC/AntiFa chud charged with domestic terrorism for his role in a riot in Atlanta.

https://bit.ly/3Jflshs

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (eyxn4)

115 I only own one thing worth more than $35k: my house.

Not even my cars cost that much. Well, one of them was that much or more when new, but I bought it ten years after that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (t0OGg)

116 AOC looks like she has a rectal disorder in that photo.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (E+05M)

117 50 Lookit dat ass

Damn

Big juicy booty

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at March 06, 2023 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

How she plans on taxing the rich, apparently.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (ynpvh)

118 Some of the people I know from Congress won't even let me pay for Starbucks. That's how sensitive they are to this issue. Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2023 01:26 PM (8Voqu)

My dad's response to a city council member when he brought up the issue of letting him pay for the coffee: "If I can buy you for the price of a cup of coffee, I don't want you"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2023 01:30 PM (xhaym)

119 High Fashion is a Constitutional right.

It is in the Constitution, ya know.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 06, 2023 01:30 PM (6Tc2R)

120 You guys are getting $35k?!
/s/ John "$10k" Bolton
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (fZRSY)
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That's what I found so depressing about the whole affair. When I learned that, if I had connections (I don't), even *I* could afford John Bolton, it just made me shake my head.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:31 PM (t0OGg)

121 114 Here's the mugshot of Tom Jurkins, the SPLC/AntiFa chud charged with domestic terrorism for his role in a riot in Atlanta.

https://bit.ly/3Jflshs

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (eyxn4)

He was just turning his life around.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2023 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

122 Sandy Donkey-Chompers is truly a great socialist-communist-fascist.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 06, 2023 01:31 PM (17s+e)

123 Just a commie doing commie things.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 06, 2023 01:31 PM (qZdIZ)

124 Garland is there to get his cut

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2023 01:31 PM (VO5Uk)

125
MY EYES!!!!!!!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg)

I bring the repellent, to counteract the pulchritude you leave around this place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2023 01:31 PM (oINRc)

126 CNN: 4 US citizens were kidnapped by gunmen in Mexico in case of mistaken identity, US official says

https://tinyurl.com/5c3sykz5

Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (91wpA)

127 113 Why was Merrick Garland in Ukraine?

The DOJ has nothing to do with Ukraine at all.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM
He's giving them the Terms And Conditions of the next round of bribes/grifts/scams. And the one trick that keeps everybody out of prison.

Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (MF3yS)

128 All that's missing with the outfit is the fruit basket hat....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (bs+z0)

129 The amount that she was billed to use that outfit for a night would keep me going for about a month.

But yeah. "Tax the rich," AOC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix

$2,300 ~~can~~ used to cover my family's groceries for about 4 months (until inflation)

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (lTGtQ)

130 Oh, doesn't the IRS tax gifts over $16k?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (HTCnw)

131 > And, here is a photo of the "Tamillia Valenzuela" character behind this (she dresses like this for public meetings, BTW)

Not even Dr. Frederick Frankenstein could fix that hump.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (eyxn4)

132 I was hoping Garland would get fragged.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (CZBWZ)

133 Bullshit on stilts.

She knew.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (KATBx)

134 >>114 Here's the mugshot of Tom Jurkins, the SPLC/AntiFa chud charged with domestic terrorism for his role in a riot in Atlanta.

https://bit.ly/3Jflshs
Posted by: bonhomme

He looks like a real valedictorian.

I read that Antifa was broadcasting this attack for the last 2 weeks, with details.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2023 01:33 PM (E+05M)

135 AOC is like watching I Luv Lucy. Can't wait till she visits the candy manufacturing site.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 06, 2023 01:33 PM (ifUkZ)

136 Her socialist rank-and-file supporters and assorted lowyards living in parents' basements won't ever even wonder why their Socialist Hero is living the life of a rich capitalist pig. It just boggles my mind.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

It's the same way Michael Moore is justified and excused.

He's "one of them". She's "one of them". It doesn't matter how they live. They are sticking it to The Man, even as they become The Man.

You have to *be* a leftist to truly get it.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:33 PM (BXxcV)

137 Here's the mugshot of Tom Jurkins, the SPLC/AntiFa chud charged with domestic terrorism for his role in a riot in Atlanta.

https://bit.ly/3Jflshs
Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (eyxn4)

Looking nothing at all like the usual drug-addled pierced and tatted nitwits that get mug shotted for Antifa.
No soy face, clean hair, not soft-skinny

Mebbe a fed handler.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2023 01:34 PM (FCbAQ)

138 I think I could stretch $35K just a wee bit longer than a month. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 06, 2023 01:34 PM (Xrfse)

139 All that's missing with the outfit is the fruit basket hat....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (bs+z0)

Just stop..............

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:34 PM (BXxcV)

140 I'm sure. Because with commies everything to do with money is magic.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 06, 2023 01:34 PM (ytSiK)

141 119 High Fashion is a Constitutional right.

It is in the Constitution, ya know.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 06, 2023 01:30 PM (6Tc2R)

Guy is in the deep south around Christmastime and sees a creche with three wise men dresses as firemen. Confused, he stopped and asked why.
"It's in the Bible", said one of the townsfolks.
"Where?", the man asked.
"Right here. It says the came from afar".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2023 01:34 PM (ynpvh)

142 Would.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2023 01:34 PM (44ww/)

143 Why didn’t she just go to TJ Maxx? I’m sure Pete Bootyjudge could’ve helped her pick out something fabulous.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 01:35 PM (XR5XV)

144 Our local food pantry is running out of supplies. That's how high the demand is. Meanwhile, this fatass is wearing a few months worth of food.

That's todays Democrat Party in a nutshell.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2023 01:35 PM (8Voqu)

145 Another Pregnancy Services Clinic got vandalized. Given that the vandalism happened at night, however, DOJ will likely ignore the hate crime.

https://bit.ly/3kOgZsH

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 01:35 PM (eyxn4)

146 121 114 Here's the mugshot of Tom Jurkins, the SPLC/AntiFa chud charged with domestic terrorism for his role in a riot in Atlanta.

https://bit.ly/3Jflshs

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (eyxn4)

He was just turning his life around.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2023 01:31
Looks like a young Trotsky.

Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2023 01:35 PM (MF3yS)

147 130 Oh, doesn't the IRS tax gifts over $16k?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (HTCnw)

Some limit, don't remember. It's a per person per year kinda thing. So I assume of you gets lots of cash from different people under the limit, you should be okay, as long as it's isn't some business venture. BTW, I'm no tax accountant or attorney.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2023 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

148 One of the greatest menaces to the Republic is Garland. Here we have a man who was close to a life appointment on the Supreme Court. Here we have a man who would be comfortable sorting 3X5 cards prior to an enemy of the state round up. Pince nez glasses, Hugo Boss duds, friend of you know who who is a friend of you know who. And a Walther.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2023 01:36 PM (lz5hY)

149 Would.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2023 01:34 PM (44ww/)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

150 My dad's response to a city council member when he brought up the issue of letting him pay for the coffee: "If I can buy you for the price of a cup of coffee, I don't want you"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2023 01:30 PM (xhaym)
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Corruption starts by accepting a cup of coffee. Then you are having regular meals (paid by them). Then you accept tickets to a basketball game or the Met Gala. Before you know it, you're taking regular trips to Epstein's Island. All because you accepted a cup of coffee when you shouldn't.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2023 01:36 PM (YIVH2)

151 When we common folks do something like this, we are prosecuted and sent to prison.

Now, what was that talk about how we're a nation in which everyone is equal under the law?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 06, 2023 01:36 PM (xxG/v)

152 Here's the mugshot of Tom Jurkins, the SPLC/AntiFa chud charged with domestic terrorism for his role in a riot in Atlanta.

https://bit.ly/3Jflshs
Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 01:29 PM (eyxn4)

Looking nothing at all like the usual drug-addled pierced and tatted nitwits that get mug shotted for Antifa.
No soy face, clean hair, not soft-skinny

Mebbe a fed handler.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2023 01:34 PM (FCbAQ)

Yeah, a Fed who grew his hair out for his role. looks like some 'violent nomads' I knew.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 06, 2023 01:36 PM (/6ur0)

153 But the RNC dressed Sarah Palin in a dress that she then returned, and it was the end of the fucking world and she was a charlatan.

They probably gave her the dress and then released the story. It's what I always suspected.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:36 PM (BXxcV)

154 She'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hideous dress today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

155 A spanking ~~might be possible~~ would be highly desirable.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2023 01:17 PM (eOEVl)

And then the oral sex!

Posted by: Dingo at March 06, 2023 01:36 PM (e+csY)

156 Puddinhead, your nic lost a “d.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 01:36 PM (XR5XV)

157 My bad. The actual figure is $2,300?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 06, 2023 01:37 PM (Xrfse)

158 37 Why can't anyone respect my privacy!?!?!?!
____

AHEM!! I SAID, why can't anyone respect my privacy!?!?!? Hello!!! Anyone!?!? C'mon, you guys, start respecting my PRIVACY! Can't you hear ME?

Posted by: ex Princess Meghan Merkin at March 06, 2023 01:37 PM (fs1hN)

159 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: The Wicked Witch of Chappaqua at March 06, 2023 01:37 PM (DhOHl)

160 @60

>>Do I have that close to right?

Leftists/Marxists are impervious from cognitive dissonance.

They do what they do and just keep on truckin'.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2023 01:38 PM (oJb1g)

161
Here's the mugshot of Tom Jurkins, the SPLC/AntiFa chud charged with domestic terrorism for his role in a riot in Atlanta.

------

He looks like Epstein got hooked on Tranq.

"Dear Mr Kotter, please excuse Juan from class because he is being repressed for his social justice activism. Signed, Epstein's Mother."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2023 01:38 PM (oINRc)

162 AOC looks like she has a rectal disorder in that photo.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2023

***
"Bloating and loose oily stools? Ask your doctor if Creon (tm) is right for you!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2023 01:38 PM (J2vNu)

163 132 I was hoping Garland would get fragged.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (CZBWZ)

We can't have nice things.

Deus Vult

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 06, 2023 01:38 PM (/6ur0)

164 via the NY Post 10/29/2020 --

AOC wears $14,000 outfit for anti-Trump Vanity Fair cover shoot

Oct 29, 2020The Daily Mail broke down the price tags for all of AOC's pricey looks in the December issue -- an Aliette silk suit worth an estimated $1,000, $3,000 Carolina Herrera suit, $2,500...

All properly paid for, of course {snickers}.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 06, 2023 01:38 PM (JOtiF)

165 For those playing the home game: C.H.U.D.

Cannibalistic
Humanoid
Underground
Dweller

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 06, 2023 01:38 PM (zZu0s)

166 Maybe AOC is right, and all of the MET Gala swag is worthless trash and that the organizers are flimflamming their patrons?

$35,000 Tickets? Kiss my pink ass! For $35k I would expect a lectica and 3 nubile attendees to feed me grapes and wine.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 06, 2023 01:38 PM (Jg7EG)

167 You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Weird, I don't think I've ever seen the video for that song, but have listened to it thousands of times.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2023 01:38 PM (Y5qcH)

168 All that's missing with the outfit is the fruit basket hat....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (bs+z0)
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Oh no you didn't.

Listen here. I sang. I danced. I acted on the stage and screen. I entertained millions on various continents. I was multilingual and a fashion icon. My paraphernalia is displayed in museums.

That bitch and I have nothing in common.

Posted by: Carmen Miranda at March 06, 2023 01:39 PM (t0OGg)

169 Time is a harsh mistress. AOC has sped right past perky and moved on to perqs.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2023 01:39 PM (ykeLU)

170 I was hoping Garland would get fragged.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (CZBWZ)

Oh.....you said 'fragged.'

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 06, 2023 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

171 146 121 114 Here's the mugshot of Tom Jurkins, the SPLC/AntiFa chud charged with domestic terrorism for his role in a riot in Atlanta

He was on his way to bible study!

Posted by: The Media at March 06, 2023 01:40 PM (DhOHl)

172 $35,000 Tickets? Kiss my pink ass! For $35k I would expect a lectica and 3 nubile attendees to feed me grapes and wine.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 06, 2023

***
For $35K I'd expect said nubiles to do a LOT more than feed me grapes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2023 01:40 PM (J2vNu)

173 165 For those playing the home game: C.H.U.D.

Cannibalistic
Humanoid
Underground
Dweller

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 06, 2023 01:38 PM (zZu0s)

I saw that movie...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2023 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

174 @153

>>They probably gave her the dress and then released the story. It's what I always suspected.

The twat behind that Op against Palin was Nicole Wallace, the McCain campaign manager.

She now spits out lies for The Junta, daily, on the MSDNC Network.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2023 01:40 PM (oJb1g)

175
Weird, I don't think I've ever seen the video for that song, but have listened to it thousands of times.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2023 01:38 PM (Y5qcH)

Same here. I still haven't seen the video as the wife is on the phone currently, so I have to be quiet.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 06, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

176 AOC is five years from becoming Machete.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:40 PM (BXxcV)

177 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

178 Leftists/Marxists are impervious from cognitive dissonance.

They do what they do and just keep on truckin'.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2023 01:38 PM (oJb1g)
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Liberalism/leftism is a subset of narcissism.

Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2023 01:40 PM (krQz2)

179 If any of y'all still bank with Bank of America, you need to drop them fast. They will voluntarily give your records to the feds, no warrant required, if you are conservative.

https://bit.ly/3JeTEd0

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 01:41 PM (eyxn4)

180 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

You rang?

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:41 PM (BXxcV)

181 That AOC dress represents an effective use of white space.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 06, 2023 01:41 PM (eGTCV)

182 Even if I had Scrooge McDuck fantasy money, I would not be caught dead at the Met Gala or any similar event. It would make me nauseous. I can't even stand going to those fancy Michelin restaurants any more, as the unctuous snobbery and fetishistic fawning over mediocre food makes me want to pull out a flamethrower and torch the fucking place. The Met Gala would make me want to drop a nuke.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

183 Hey, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 01:41 PM (XR5XV)

184 Has whig been around recently?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 06, 2023 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

185 Oh, doesn't the IRS tax gifts over $16k?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 01:32 PM (HTCnw)
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If it's a "non-profit" donation, I'm not sure. But yes. If you give more than $16k, you have declare it. You can choose to pay the tax (which is shocking), or you can have the tax-free exemption of your final estate reduced by the amount over the annual exemption (option 1) or have the hypothetical maximum tax cost of the final estate reduced by the amount of the taxes deferred (option 2).

The gift tax is extremely complicated and really drives home the point that anything you own is really just on loan from your munificent government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:42 PM (t0OGg)

186

Also, she likes it in the butt.

Posted by: Dirty Frank at March 06, 2023 01:42 PM (+1xnP)

187 AOC looks like she has a rectal disorder in that photo.

********

Strap-on Cologuard™ test kit?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2023 01:42 PM (ykeLU)

188 Corruption starts by accepting a cup of coffee. Then you are having regular meals (paid by them). Then you accept tickets to a basketball game or the Met Gala. Before you know it, you're taking regular trips to Epstein's Island. All because you accepted a cup of coffee when you shouldn't.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2023 01:36 PM (YIVH2)

'What makes me different is that I'm my own man. A lot of guys start out that way and a lot fall along the way. Except the more that fall, the easier it gets. 'See? Everybody cheats, Everybody Steals. So they empty the ideals out of their pockets and get down to the business of sticking it to the other guy before he sticks it to them. To all of which, I say NUTS. Maybe my collar's frayed and maybe I need a shoeshine- but nobody's got a mortgage on my soul. I own it! Free and Clear!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 06, 2023 01:42 PM (zZu0s)

189 182 Even if I had Scrooge McDuck fantasy money, I would not be caught dead at the Met Gala or any similar event. It would make me nauseous. I can't even stand going to those fancy Michelin restaurants any more, as the unctuous snobbery and fetishistic fawning over mediocre food makes me want to pull out a flamethrower and torch the fucking place. The Met Gala would make me want to drop a nuke.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

Food too rubbery?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2023 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

190 185 The gift tax is extremely complicated and really drives home the point that anything you own is really just on loan from your munificent government.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:42 PM (t0OGg)

========

Zombie Alexander Hamilton has a raging boner right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 06, 2023 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

191 For those playing the home game: C.H.U.D.

Cannibalistic
Humanoid
Underground
Dweller
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 06, 2023 01:38 PM (zZu0s)

huh. Good to know. Except that's not what I see.
Maybe not a "fed" but that guy isn't cannon fodder, he's either an organizer or facilitator.
Even his eyes are clear. That dude is sober.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2023 01:43 PM (FCbAQ)

192 191 huh. Good to know. Except that's not what I see.
Maybe not a "fed" but that guy isn't cannon fodder, he's either an organizer or facilitator.
Even his eyes are clear. That dude is sober.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2023 01:43 PM (FCbAQ)

==========

So...fed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 06, 2023 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

193 Food too rubbery?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2023 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

The Navy would serve us chicken with an 800 tread wear rating.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2023 01:43 PM (Y5qcH)

194
You rang?
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:41 PM (BXxcV)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

195 AOC is five years from becoming Machete.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:40 PM (BXxcV

I've seen that reference before. But honest question--what does that mean?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 06, 2023 01:44 PM (eGTCV)

196 If any of y'all still bank with Bank of America, you need to drop them fast. They will voluntarily give your records to the feds, no warrant required, if you are conservative.

https://bit.ly/3JeTEd0
Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 01:41 PM (eyxn4)

That's why I have only ever had an account with my local hometown bank, headquartered in a very red county, despite living far away from any of its branches most of the time.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 06, 2023 01:44 PM (bhRsz)

197 If I was seriously rich, yeah, I'd do the Met Gala. I like good music and hot chicks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 06, 2023 01:44 PM (/6ur0)

198 And wasn't some Republican governor of VA done in for something vaguely like this? He got a gift with some nominal value and didn't disclose it - he didn't actually do anything for the guy that gave it to him...but he lost office and fought the Obama admin for years to stay out of jail

He was convicted, but it was overturned by SCOTUS. However, the "scandal" was enough to torpedo any chance he had of running for Senate, which allowed the Dems to win the seat (Kaine, I think).

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 06, 2023 01:45 PM (wmDcS)

199 I've seen that reference before. But honest question--what does that mean?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 06, 2023 01:44 PM (eGTCV)

Danny Trejo.

https://tinyurl.com/ydmf779s

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 06, 2023 01:45 PM (zZu0s)

200 those fancy Michelin restaurants

Food too rubbery?

Don’t be tiresome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 01:45 PM (XR5XV)

201 from your munificent government.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:42 PM (t0OGg)

Very mediocre movie although Angelina Jolie was still hot.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:45 PM (BXxcV)

202
********

Strap-on Cologuard™ test kit?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2023 01:42 PM (ykeLU)

Wife's cat was laying in a Post Office shipping box on the floor the other day, I looked at it and said "Shit in a box. Maybe I should send it to Cologuard and see if it's cancerous."

I thought it was funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

203 Cannibalistic
Humanoid
Underground
Dweller
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 06, 2023 01:38 PM (zZu0s)

Aw, that's a load of crap.

Posted by: Ron Cadillac at March 06, 2023 01:46 PM (DRSnL)

204 189 182 Even if I had Scrooge McDuck fantasy money, I would not be caught dead at the Met Gala or any similar event. It would make me nauseous. I can't even stand going to those fancy Michelin restaurants any more, as the unctuous snobbery and fetishistic fawning over mediocre food makes me want to pull out a flamethrower and torch the fucking place. The Met Gala would make me want to drop a nuke.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

Food too rubbery?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2023 01:42 PM (ynpvh)
_____________

In some cases, yes. In other cases, it's just mediocre food pimped up for prom. In still other cases, it's inedible crap.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

205 "those fancy Michelin restaurants
Food too rubbery?

Don’t be tiresome.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus ''

I never tread there.

Posted by: fd at March 06, 2023 01:46 PM (iayUP)

206 Don Young in Alaska too, right?

Over a Casio wristwatch from his contractor?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (fZRSY)

Don Young and Ted Stevens. And Stevens was eventually exonerated when it was discovered that the fed attorney hid exculpatory evidence.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 06, 2023 01:46 PM (wmDcS)

207 Oh, doesn't the IRS tax gifts over $16k?
==
No it does not. It does require you to list the gifts of 16K or more on your return. You can give less than 16k to as many people as you want, a year, and not even have to report it.

Posted by: its a condition at March 06, 2023 01:46 PM (as3s/)

208 the hair stylist's agency threatened to report AOC's campaign to New York City's Office of Labor Policy if the $477.73 it owed was not deposited by close of business

Her hair is pulled back in a bun. $477 is crazy expensive to get your hair done at all, but it's not like it looks colored/highlighted, permed, etc.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (JCZqz)

209 This leggy, busty brunette turned down a chance to go to the Met Gala because she thought it was probably just full of insufferable pricks - and she now rests assured that she was right:
https://is.gd/OYmxqW

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

210 206 Don Young and Ted Stevens. And Stevens was eventually exonerated when it was discovered that the fed attorney hid exculpatory evidence.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 06, 2023 01:46 PM (wmDcS)

=========

"That prosecutor was one of America's greatest heroes, racist."
-Patterico

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

211 AOC may be our generation's Daisey Buchanan.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (ifUkZ)

212 >AOC is five years from becoming Machete.

I learned Z-brush, the sculpting program, by making a bust of Danny Trejo.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (44ww/)

213 114 Here's the mugshot of Tom Jurkins, the SPLC/AntiFa chud charged with domestic terrorism for his role in a riot in Atlanta.

https://bit.ly/3Jflshs
======
Wow, dude looks like Central Casting hired him to be a smug Leftist terrorist in a Die Hard rip-off movie. Talk about life imitating art.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (W+kMI)

214
Looking nothing at all like the usual drug-addled pierced and tatted nitwits that get mug shotted for Antifa.
No soy face, clean hair, not soft-skinny

-----

He's not as bad as many - but look at the eyes. Doped to the gills.

Antifa's main recruiting pool is ideological, college-aged NPC buggerers and bluehairs.

But there are no small number of street people they keep doped up in traphouses in exchange for their manpower when needed. Sometimes they actually rent the flop and keep a bunch of them in there until go-time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (oINRc)

215 For those playing the home game: C.H.U.D.

Cannibalistic
Humanoid
Underground
Dweller
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

The Leftie turds on Twatter used that as a epithet for Righties before they glommed onto 'MAGAts'. I don't think most of them knew the origin of it. Didn't really have any kind of sting to it in that most Righties don't want to be associated with cities. But the Left isn't known for it's careful thought.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (HTCnw)

216 Over a Casio wristwatch from his contractor?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (fZRSY)

Don Young and Ted Stevens. And Stevens was eventually exonerated when it was discovered that the fed attorney hid exculpatory evidence.
==
but then they killed him in a plane crash.

Posted by: its a condition at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (as3s/)

217 I guess it's time for some wheely bad puns.

Posted by: fd at March 06, 2023 01:48 PM (iayUP)

218 209 This leggy, busty brunette turned down a chance to go to the Met Gala because she thought it was probably just full of insufferable pricks - and she now rests assured that she was right:
https://is.gd/OYmxqW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

Damn. She's healthy AF.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 06, 2023 01:48 PM (/6ur0)

219 https://is.gd/OYmxqW > AoC

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

220 "Digital foot soldiers: Pro-Trump bots swarm DeSantis, Haley"

Over the past 11 months, someone created thousands of fake, automated Twitter accounts - perhaps hundreds of thousands of them - to offer a stream of praise for Donald Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/4aazte52
Posted by: Marcus T

It's those Macedonian Content Farmers again.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2023 01:48 PM (6egmY)

221 https://tinyurl.com/ydmf779s

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 06, 2023 01:45 PM (zZu0s)

Perfect

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:48 PM (BXxcV)

222 I'd stick around for them but I have to roll.

Posted by: fd at March 06, 2023 01:48 PM (iayUP)

223 205 "those fancy Michelin restaurants
Food too rubbery?

Don’t be tiresome.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus ''

I never tread there.
-----------------
They will turn you into a Michelin Man.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 06, 2023 01:49 PM (ifUkZ)

224

Heh. I uh-once-uh, you know-uh that time

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 06, 2023 01:49 PM (hSb7+)

225 In some cases, yes. In other cases, it's just mediocre food pimped up for prom. In still other cases, it's inedible crap.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 01:46 PM (iFTx/)
++++
I've only ever been to one Michelin Star restaurant (the French Laundry, in Napa) and it was extremely good. It was not as good as its price, but it was very good the night I was there.

I think it's more about being exclusive than it is about anything else. The riff-raff can't get in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:49 PM (t0OGg)

226 Old and busted: Dictatorship of the proletariat
New hotness: Kleptocracy of the proletariat.

Posted by: Zek at March 06, 2023 01:49 PM (5FPX4)

227 In other cases, it's just mediocre food pimped up for prom.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

It's elevated.

Posted by: Ron Cadillac at March 06, 2023 01:49 PM (DRSnL)

228 Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (44ww/)

Sweet!!!

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:49 PM (BXxcV)

229 I laugh everytime I think of that guy with the juicy booty latina song video. Cracks me up for some reason. What a ditz. Go mix a manhattan and STFU bar slut.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 01:49 PM (GwxCX)

230 Damn sock. Sponge, you're a bad influence.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2023 01:49 PM (DRSnL)

231 I laugh everytime I think of that guy with the juicy booty latina song video. Cracks me up for some reason. What a ditz. Go mix a manhattan and STFU bar slut.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 01:49 PM (GwxCX)

Alex Stein.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

232 >The Leftie turds on Twatter used that as a epithet for Righties before they glommed onto 'MAGAts'. I don't think most of them knew the origin of it. Didn't really have any kind of sting to it in that most Righties don't want to be associated with cities. But the Left isn't known for it's careful thought.

They started using the word "snowflake", and not very well, 2 years after it was wore out.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2023 01:50 PM (44ww/)

233 Damn sock. Sponge, you're a bad influence.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2023 01:49 PM (DRSnL)

BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

234 https://is.gd/OYmxqW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

Damn. She's healthy AF.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 06, 2023 01:48 PM (/6ur0)

Except her thumb has an owie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 06, 2023 01:50 PM (xPJvm)

235 That gal has not skipped leg day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 06, 2023 01:50 PM (zZu0s)

236 The trouble with tire puns is that they just keep going round and round.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2023 01:50 PM (BTgKJ)

237
He's not as bad as many - but look at the eyes. Doped to the gills.

That's interesting you see doped, because I see sober.
And I've seen a lot of doped in my life.
Maybe you're right. Looks clean to me.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2023 01:50 PM (FCbAQ)

238 https://is.gd/OYmxqW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

Damn. She's healthy AF.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 06, 2023 01:48 PM

Whoa.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 01:51 PM (GwxCX)

239 I guess it's time for some wheely bad puns.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2023 01:48 PM (iayUP)
-

Axlelent idea!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2023 01:51 PM (2Fkmd)

240 “Where’s Our Black Bereavement Leave?”-Professor Argues for Paid Time Off Leave for Black Staff to Deal with ‘Fatigue’ and ‘Trauma’ from Systemic Racism

I got your leave right here honey.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2023 01:51 PM (E+05M)

241 Fd, don’t whitewall your complicity in the making of tire puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 01:51 PM (XR5XV)

242 The trouble with tire puns is that they just keep going round and round.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2023 01:50 PM (BTgKJ)
++++
Eventually, though, they do wear out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:51 PM (t0OGg)

243 I can't believe Tom Jurkins parents didn't name him Dick. Opportunity missed.

Posted by: Wally at March 06, 2023 01:51 PM (FJYfm)

244 The trouble with tire puns is that they just keep going round and round.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2023 01:50 PM

That has no bearing on the conversation.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 01:52 PM (GwxCX)

245 134 >>114 Here's the mugshot of Tom Jurkins, the SPLC/AntiFa chud charged with domestic terrorism for his role in a riot in Atlanta.
https://bit.ly/3Jflshs
Posted by: bonhomme
He looks like a real valedictorian.
I read that Antifa was broadcasting this attack for the last 2 weeks, with details.
======
Yeah, the thugs and terrorists get really bold when they know the long arm of the law has been retracted.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 06, 2023 01:52 PM (W+kMI)

246 “Where’s Our Black Bereavement Leave?”-Professor Argues for Paid Time Off Leave for Black Staff to Deal with ‘Fatigue’ and ‘Trauma’ from Systemic Racism

It's called "unemployment" by the rest of us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

247 AOC looks like she has a rectal disorder in that photo.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2023
.......

Number two should be easy to do.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

248 209 This leggy, busty brunette turned down a chance to go to the Met Gala because she thought it was probably just full of insufferable pricks - and she now rests assured that she was right:
https://is.gd/OYmxqW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

Hello there!

Posted by: Dr. T at March 06, 2023 01:53 PM (bhRsz)

249 The gift tax is extremely complicated and really drives home the point that anything you own is really just on loan from your munificent government.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

No it does not. It does require you to list the gifts of 16K or more on your return. You can give less than 16k to as many people as you want, a year, and not even have to report it.
Posted by: its a condition

Ah, thanks. I feel educated now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 01:53 PM (HTCnw)

250 Sam Brinton could have got her a dress for a steal!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2023 01:53 PM (63Dwl)

251 244 The trouble with tire puns is that they just keep going round and round.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2023 01:50 PM

That has no bearing on the conversation.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 01:52 PM (GwxCX)

So you're saying my argument is flat?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2023 01:53 PM (BTgKJ)

252 This thread is making me tired. You people need to tread lightly here.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 01:53 PM (GwxCX)

253
Alex Stein.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

Literally just stumbled across one of his videos I downloaded last night because the title had me wondering why the hell I had it. It was an "abortion is a human right" video where he cries at the City Council meeting.

Truly a work of comic genius up there with the greats - Chaplin, Gleason, Burnett.

Anyone who hasn't seen it is missing out on their entire life.

https://tinyurl.com/3hces4hp

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:53 PM (BXxcV)

254 209 This leggy, busty brunette turned down a chance to go to the Met Gala because she thought it was probably just full of insufferable pricks - and she now rests assured that she was right:
https://is.gd/OYmxqW
=========
Hubba hubba!!

Posted by: exdem13 at March 06, 2023 01:53 PM (W+kMI)

255
So you're saying my argument is flat?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2023 01:53 PM (BTgKJ)

Such a retread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

256 Life Among the Ruins by VDH

"...our catastrophe arose from our most highly educated, the wealthiest and most privileged in American history with the greatest sense of self-esteem and sanctimoniousness. Sometime around the millennium, they felt their genius could change human nature and bring an end to history—if only they had enough power to force hoi polloi to follow their abstract and bankrupt theories that they had no intention of abiding by themselves.

And then the few sowed the wind, and so the many now reap their whirlwind."

https://tinyurl.com/5n89uatk

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 06, 2023 01:54 PM (4GfA1)

257 209 This leggy, busty brunette turned down a chance to go to the Met Gala because she thought it was probably just full of insufferable pricks - and she now rests assured that she was right:
https://is.gd/OYmxqW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

Holy shit! That's a classy dame!

Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2023 01:54 PM (WHlmx)

258 252 This thread is making me tired. You people need to tread lightly here.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 01:53 PM (GwxCX)

=========

"I'm so tired..."
-Lili Von Shtupp

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 06, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

259 Yeah, I'd still fuck her. Ball gag would be required though for part of the playtime
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water

A cored apple on a rope.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2023 01:54 PM (Eup6R)

260 What happens to expensive single use dresses after that one use?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 06, 2023 01:54 PM (eGTCV)

261 "Damn. She's healthy AF."
With an amazing lack of tattoos, piercings, unnatural hair colors, and ritual scarifications.
Probably no penis, either.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 06, 2023 01:55 PM (jTmQV)

262 The thing is, AOC *does not* have a "big booty". It's flat as a pancake. Captain Marvel has more junk in the trunk than AOC.

Posted by: Buck Dharma at March 06, 2023 01:55 PM (uZ4Ij)

263 AOC really is the perfect symbol of her generation.

Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2023 01:55 PM (6ut39)

264 The Daily Daddario is speechless at the sight of this Mannix girl and is questioning her sexuality:

https://tinyurl.com/bdhsnvmh

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 06, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

265 >> 209 This leggy, busty brunette turned down a chance to go to the Met Gala because she thought it was probably just full of insufferable pricks - and she now rests assured that she was right:
https://is.gd/OYmxqW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at

Wow

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2023 01:55 PM (E+05M)

266 263 AOC really is the perfect symbol of her generation.

Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2023 01:55 PM (6ut39)

Sadly

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2023 01:56 PM (bs+z0)

267 FREE BIRD!!! RIP Gary Rossington

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hillbilly with a tude at March 06, 2023 01:56 PM (DbIL9)

268 Sometimes people avoid me when I make tire puns. It’s like I’m radialactive.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 01:56 PM (XR5XV)

269 In other cases, it's just mediocre food pimped up for prom.

*******

It's a tiny portion, but they make up for that by swirling a reduction glaze in a curlicue pattern on the plate and adding a sprig of parsley.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2023 01:56 PM (ykeLU)

270 A cored apple on a rope.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2023 01:54 PM

Literally rope a dope!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 01:56 PM (GwxCX)

271 206 Don Young in Alaska too, right?

Over a Casio wristwatch from his contractor?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2023 01:24 PM (fZRSY)

Don Young and Ted Stevens. And Stevens was eventually exonerated when it was discovered that the fed attorney hid exculpatory evidence.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 06, 2023 01:46 PM (wmDcS)

Really? Never occurred to me the Gov't would do something like that.

Posted by: J6 Defendant at March 06, 2023 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

272 269 It's a tiny portion, but they make up for that by swirling a reduction glaze in a curlicue pattern on the plate and adding a sprig of parsley.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2023 01:56 PM (ykeLU)

=======

One whole sprig?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 06, 2023 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

273 With an amazing lack of tattoos, piercings, unnatural hair colors, and ritual scarifications.
Probably no penis, either.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 06, 2023 01:55 PM (jTmQV)
++++
That the last point needed to be mentioned shows how far we've fallen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)

274 I will not be shocked to find that Covid was from start to finish an op,

THe USA is like the back end of TWA 800, it went up a few moment though the front was already on its way to the sea.

This is not a problem that registering affiliated paid blogs solves. People,need to notice when tires aren’t being kicked. Judgement and skepticism were our responsibility as citizens and what a flop the people made of it. We permitted usurpations of reason, not just liberty.There was enough information to suspect bio weapon research and a lab leak were behind the novel coronavirus. if anything the rush to shut down talk of it was clue enough.

Posted by: SarahW at March 06, 2023 01:57 PM (g1vnC)

275 That calf. Someone please fetch my salts.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:57 PM (BXxcV)

276 Does a Michelin restaurant serve spare ribs...?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2023 01:57 PM (ykeLU)

277 I am noticing a bit of bias in all these tire puns you all are plying. Why do radials get all the love?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)

278 So it would be the ultimate irony if she didn't claim this gift on her taxes, given her dress.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 01:57 PM (GwxCX)

279 AOC really is the perfect symbol of her generation.

Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2023 01:55 PM (6ut39)

Educated beyond her intelligence, no grasp of economics, wants to score cheap "compassion points" using your money, ego unsupported by accomplishments, race obsessed...wait! We're still missing unsubstantiated claims of bisexuality.

Posted by: Wally at March 06, 2023 01:58 PM (FJYfm)

280 Does a Michelin restaurant serve spare ribs...?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2023 01:57 PM (ykeLU)

Donuts?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

281 That gal has not skipped leg day.
==
I don't know, but I been told
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ah, ah, ah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ah, ah, ah
All I ask for when I pray
A steady rollin' woman won't come my way
Need a woman gonna hold my hand
Tell me no lies, make me a happy man

Posted by: its a condition at March 06, 2023 01:58 PM (EwXpO)

282 277 I am noticing a bit of bias in all these tire puns you all are plying. Why do radials get all the love?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)

This is where the rubber meets the road

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2023 01:58 PM (bs+z0)

283 What happens to expensive single use dresses after that one use?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 06, 2023 01:54 PM (eGTCV)

No one knows.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 06, 2023 01:58 PM (BXxcV)

284 "Six days after the Gala, on Sept. 19, 2021, the AOC campaign received a bill for $2,283.93 for the (Tax The Rich) dress"

This is just beyond parody. The Bablyon Bee couldn't do a better job.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2023 01:58 PM (cUYo/)

285 Isn't it fabulous how AOC doesn't even bother with ethics anymore? That's obviously for the little people. She is a big deal now.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 06, 2023 01:58 PM (3JfbU)

286 >> Does a Michelin restaurant serve spare ribs...?

Yes. We Vulcanize them.

Posted by: Chef Spock at March 06, 2023 01:58 PM (P1iYj)

287 And still nobody with the Pirelli tire joke. "Dago flat dago wop, wop, wop". Highly disapponted.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2023 01:58 PM (lz5hY)

288 >>>I guess it's time for some wheely bad puns.

Posted by: fd

>Inflation is wearing us all a bit flat.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 06, 2023 01:58 PM (Jg7EG)

289 That Mannix Girl’s calves are bigger than her boobs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 01:59 PM (XR5XV)

290 It's a tiny portion, but they make up for that by swirling a reduction glaze in a curlicue pattern on the plate and adding a sprig of parsley.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2023 01:56 PM (ykeLU)
++++
Dave Barry had a great thing in one of his books about that. I think it ended with "a fine chef can carry a year's worth of entrees in his wallet."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:59 PM (t0OGg)

291 With an amazing lack of tattoos, piercings, unnatural hair colors, and ritual scarifications.
Probably no penis, either.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 06, 2023 01:55 PM (jTmQV)
++++
That the last point needed to be mentioned shows how far we've fallen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:57 PM (

No kidding.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 01:59 PM (GwxCX)

292 Isn't it fabulous how AOC doesn't even bother with ethics anymore?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 06, 2023 01:58 PM (3JfbU)

"Anymore".....

Hahahahahahahah

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 01:59 PM (BXxcV)

293 264 The Daily Daddario is speechless at the sight of this Mannix girl and is questioning her sexuality:

https://tinyurl.com/bdhsnvmh
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 06, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

Today is officially Classy Dame Day.

Ace! Post nothing by classy dame sun the Cafe Thread. Kthnxbye.

Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2023 01:59 PM (WHlmx)

294 288 >>>I guess it's time for some wheely bad puns.

Posted by: fd

>Inflation is wearing us all a bit flat.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 06, 2023 01:58 PM (Jg7EG)

Yeah, it really hasn't been a Goodyear.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2023 01:59 PM (BTgKJ)

295 One whole sprig?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

********

Hey now, let's not get carried away. Those things are spendy.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2023 02:00 PM (ykeLU)

296 The stupidest hate I've seen on Twitter today:

DeSantis wears "high heels" i.e., boots.

Who cares?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 06, 2023 02:00 PM (2RBkF)

297 This leggy, busty brunette turned down a chance to go to the Met Gala because she thought it was probably just full of insufferable pricks - and she now rests assured that she was right:
https://is.gd/OYmxqW

She's got that serene Moon Goddess smile I find very attractive, that says-

"Yes, I'm confident in my womanhood. And yes, I know I'm quite hot. And you know it too."

Posted by: naturalfake at March 06, 2023 02:00 PM (L1tQx)

298 The Daily Daddario is speechless at the sight of this Mannix girl and is questioning her sexuality:

https://tinyurl.com/bdhsnvmh
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 06, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Man, she's stacked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 02:00 PM (t0OGg)

299 Lots of pressure to come up with tire puns around here.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 06, 2023 02:00 PM (aBJcM)

300 Chompers gonna chomp

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 06, 2023 02:00 PM (WF/xn)

301 All the tire puns deserve a rimshot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (GwxCX)

302 Lots of pressure to come up with tire puns around here.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 06, 2023 02:00 PM (aBJcM)

It's a lot to lug around

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (BXxcV)

303 >Inflation is wearing us all a bit flat.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Yeah, it really hasn't been a Goodyear.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Spoke too soon.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (HTCnw)

304 >>289 That Mannix Girl’s calves are bigger than her boobs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The Daddario would be hard pressed to pry herself out of her leg lock.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (E+05M)

305
I am noticing a bit of bias in all these tire puns you all are plying. Why do radials get all the love?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Dominance
Submission
Radials appear

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (63Dwl)

306
It's a lot to lug around
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (BXxcV)

Makes you out of balance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

307 > The thing is, AOC *does not* have a "big booty". It's flat as a pancake. Captain Marvel has more junk in the trunk than AOC.

I'm no AOC fan, but you need your eyes checked. That girl has a big butt.

Proof here:
https://youtu.be/5e2Z59HTRiM?t=39

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (eyxn4)

308 Educated beyond her intelligence, no grasp of economics, wants to score cheap "compassion points" using your money, ego unsupported by accomplishments, race obsessed...wait! We're still missing unsubstantiated claims of bisexuality.
Posted by: Wally at March 06, 2023 01:58 PM (FJYfm)

A degree of economics from Boston University.
There's a small chance she is not as stupid as she appears. 10 years from now when she's holding that enormous gavel you'll know.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (FCbAQ)

309 277 I am noticing a bit of bias in all these tire puns you all are plying. Why do radials get all the love?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)

Most of the others are too wooden.

Posted by: J6 Defendant at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

310 299 Lots of pressure to come up with tire puns around here.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 06, 2023 02:00 PM (aBJcM)
______________

Yea it's enough to make you tire-d

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

311
Dominance
Submission
Radials appear
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (63Dwl)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

312 Who wore it better-Pippa Middleton or AOC?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 06, 2023 02:02 PM (rJ48h)

313 >>"Yes, I'm confident in my womanhood. And yes, I know

that you would crawl over a 1/2 mile of broken glass to eat my groceries."

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2023 02:02 PM (P1iYj)

314 Lots of pressure to come up with tire puns around here.

That's because they're all a bunch of retreads

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 06, 2023 02:02 PM (WF/xn)

315 That Mannix Girl’s calves are bigger than her boobs.
==
Big Legged Woman by Freddie King

I love the tip, I love the top
I love you better than a hog loves slop
'Cause you're a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt
Promise me darlin'
You'll never make me feel like dirt

Posted by: its a condition at March 06, 2023 02:02 PM (8uwe9)

316 A degree of economics from Boston University.
There's a small chance she is not as stupid as she appears. 10 years from now when she's holding that enormous gavel you'll know.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (FCbAQ)
++++
I suspect she's as stupid as she appears.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 02:02 PM (t0OGg)

317
Fat lunatic cat-dykes with lazy eyes, doped up Antifa firebombers, Mannix, TJM/Daddario... this is like a photoblog today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2023 02:02 PM (oINRc)

318 312 Who wore it better-Pippa Middleton or AOC?
Posted by: mr tmz at March 06, 2023 02:02 PM (rJ48h)

There can be only one answer to this question.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2023 02:03 PM (BTgKJ)

319 Big Legged Woman by Freddie King

I love the tip, I love the top
I love you better than a hog loves slop
'Cause you're a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt
Promise me darlin'
You'll never make me feel like dirt
Posted by: its a condition at March 06, 2023 02:02 PM (8uwe9)
++++
If there's one thing dames love, it is being in a simile about pigs and slop.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 02:03 PM (t0OGg)

320 The stupidest hate I've seen on Twitter today:

DeSantis wears "high heels" i.e., boots.

Who cares?
==
You know who else wear boots don't cha? Well, don't cha?

Elmer MFing FUDDDDDDD!!!!!

Posted by: REEEE at March 06, 2023 02:04 PM (hyJ/W)

321 A degree of economics from Boston University.
There's a small chance she is not as stupid as she appears.

One would think that someone so smart then would know the rules and pay her bills. No, she's a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 02:04 PM (GwxCX)

322 Many of the young horse riding women I see around here have muscular legs and big booties.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 06, 2023 02:05 PM (eGTCV)

323 Is this the puns, legs and bewbs thread?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at March 06, 2023 02:05 PM (Xrfse)

324 What did AOC say when she got to the ball?

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 06, 2023 02:05 PM (C1zeO)

325 A degree of economics from Boston University.
There's a small chance she is not as stupid as she appears. 10 years from now when she's holding that enormous gavel you'll know.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

People who are baffled by garbage disposals aren't known for their intellectual wizardry.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 02:05 PM (HTCnw)

326 Tire stuff. The Denman Tire and Rubber Company, home of the Denman "Super Safety" (they weren't) was in my home town area. The guys there were on piece work, and if you had production done, your eight hours were done. They also had great throwing arms, like getting 14" radials over the back fence. We all rode on Denman's, picked up at a bar in Leavittsburg.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2023 02:05 PM (lz5hY)

327 >>324 What did AOC say when she got to the ball?

??

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2023 02:05 PM (E+05M)

328 316 A degree of economics from Boston University.
There's a small chance she is not as stupid as she appears. 10 years from now when she's holding that enormous gavel you'll know.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2023 02:01 PM (FCbAQ)
++++
I suspect she's as stupid as she appears.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 02:02 PM (t0OGg)
_______________

She is 100% as stupid as she appears

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

329 Mao Zedong had over 3000 concubines, for sexual entertainment. A special sloping bed was designed for his use which was used by him to seduce countless peasant girls brought by Communist cadres for satisfying his sexual cravings. As Mao got older he became an adherent of Taoist sexual practices which gave him an excuse to pursue sex not only for pleasure but to extend his life. He claimed he needed the waters of yin or vaginal secretions to supplement his own declining yang or male essence, the source of his strength, power and longevity.
Mao’s sexual activity was not confined to women. The young men who served as attendants were invariably handsome and strong, and one of their responsibilities was to administer a nightly massage as an aid to sleep. Mao insisted that his groin be massaged. In 1964, I saw Mao, naked, grab a young guard and begin fondling him. At first, I took such behavior as evidence of a homosexual strain, but later I concluded that it was more an insatiable appetite for any form of sex.
His hygiene was even more revolting according to Li, Mao’s genitals were never cleaned. Instead, Mao said, “I wash myself inside the bodies of my women.”

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 06, 2023 02:06 PM (MFZ8i)

330 And a Hawaiian Judge raps the gavel lightly with the gentle admonishment of 'And I'm sure you won't do it again.'

@amuse 21m
More than 35 Antifa insurgents were arrested in Atlanta, some were lawyers from the Southern Poverty Law Center - the largest known sponsor of Antifa.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 02:07 PM (HTCnw)

331 324 What did AOC say when she got to the ball?

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 06, 2023 02:05 PM (C1zeO)

"Where's the ball pit?"

Posted by: J6 Defendant at March 06, 2023 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

332 324 What did AOC say when she got to the ball?

grrrruummmphhh

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 02:07 PM (GwxCX)

333 Hey, Wolfus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023

***
Afternoon, B.! I didn't get into the Art Thread this morning, as I've been doing work-work, and writing a letter to my apt. "management" about the flood I had this weekend. How'd it go? Any really stupid trolls today?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2023 02:07 PM (J2vNu)

334 Jim Treacher is reporting that he got hired part-time to write for Greg Gutfeld's show. Cool beans.

Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2023 02:07 PM (3ytZq)

335 "The right to vote … to have your vote counted is the threshold of democracy and liberty. With it anything’s possible,” Biden told a crowd

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2023 02:07 PM (RHGPo)

336 I suspect she's as stupid as she appears.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 02:02 PM (t0OGg)
_______________

She is 100% as stupid as she appears
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2023 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
---
She hasn't exactly displayed any particular brilliance in her public interviews and appearances...So, yeah, she's on the "dumb" side of intelligence...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2023 02:07 PM (YIVH2)

337 Judgement and skepticism were our responsibility as citizens and what a flop the people made of it. We permitted usurpations of reason, not just liberty.There was enough information to suspect bio weapon research and a lab leak were behind the novel coronavirus. if anything the rush to shut down talk of it was clue enough.

--------------

SarahW, I suspect that Fauci and his band knew it was a lab leak but they didn't know which strain. Was it a deadly one or a more run of the mill virus? Within weeks they would have known which one was loose but by then they had an opportunity to monster the population, make obscene amounts of money through vaccines and get rid of Trump. The opportunity was just too good to waste.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 06, 2023 02:07 PM (3JfbU)

338 AOC: The Gift That Keeps On Stinking

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 06, 2023 02:07 PM (cw4vl)

339 If there's one thing dames love, it is being in a simile about pigs and slop.
===
apparently hogs orgasm for a full thirty minutes
--cliff clavin

Hmmmm
--diane chambers

So what, I went for all night long on prom nite
--carla tortelli

Posted by: Cheers at March 06, 2023 02:08 PM (EwXpO)

340 More than 35 Antifa insurgents were arrested in Atlanta, some were lawyers from the Southern Poverty Law Center - the largest known sponsor of Antifa.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 02:07 PM

Disbar them and give them the J6 political prisoner treatment.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 02:08 PM (GwxCX)

341 321 A degree of economics from Boston University.
There's a small chance she is not as stupid as she appears.

One would think that someone so smart then would know the rules and pay her bills. No, she's a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 02:04 PM (GwxCX)

/////

I'd like to know who backed her run for congress. As a candidate, she's bright, attractive, glib and is able to talk a good line of bullsh*t. A winning combination, regardless of what kind of econ she learned.

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 06, 2023 02:08 PM (C1zeO)

342 His hygiene was even more revolting according to Li, Mao’s genitals were never cleaned. Instead, Mao said, “I wash myself inside the bodies of my women.”
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 06, 2023 02:06 PM (MFZ8i)

I wonder where VD came from?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

343 340 More than 35 Antifa insurgents were arrested in Atlanta, some were lawyers from the Southern Poverty Law Center - the largest known sponsor of Antifa.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 02:07 PM

Disbar them and give them the J6 political prisoner treatment.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 02:08 PM (GwxCX)

========

How about drop the charges and give them six figure sums for their troubles?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 06, 2023 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

344 329 Uh, thanks for that information…I guess…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 02:08 PM (XR5XV)

345 People who are baffled by garbage disposals aren't known for their intellectual wizardry.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 02:05 PM (HTCnw)
++++
That was a put-up job, I'm sure. She grew up in suburbia. She knows what a garbage disposal is. The's an actress, after all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 02:08 PM (t0OGg)

346 I'll give this to AOC. She knows how to keep the discussion of her in the news. Half of winning big-time politics is name recognition.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2023 02:09 PM (BdMk6)

347 > Jim Treacher is reporting that he got hired part-time to write for Greg Gutfeld's show.

Is Treacher still a tiresome NeverTrumper?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2023 02:09 PM (eyxn4)

348 What did AOC say when she got to the ball?
Posted by: JM in Florida at March 06, 2023 02:05 PM (C1zeO)

"Mmfff mmfff mmfff *gag*"

Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2023 02:09 PM (3ytZq)

349
Vaxx the rich, and the poor
'Til there are no, kids no more
I'd love to jab the world,
But I don't know what to do
So I'll make the Wuhan flu

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2023 02:09 PM (juc7l)

350 His hygiene was even more revolting according to Li, Mao’s genitals were never cleaned. Instead, Mao said, “I wash myself inside the bodies of my women.”
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 06, 2023 02:06 PM (MFZ8i)
++++
Well, not exclusively. He did swim across the Yangtze later in life to prove his virility, and that probably knocked some of the big chunks off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)

351 How'd it go? Any really stupid trolls today?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2023 02:07 PM (J2vNu)

Meh. Just Paul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2023 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

352
There are few motives for tyrannical psychopathy that I really get. But the 3000 concubines I get. When you're at that level, you can afford it. And you have 3000 chicks to help you forget (at least temporarily) that you're married to Jiang Qing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2023 02:10 PM (oINRc)

353 His hygiene was even more revolting according to Li, Mao’s genitals were never cleaned. Instead, Mao said, “I wash myself inside the bodies of my women.”
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 06, 2023 02:06 PM (MFZ8i)
_____________

Apparently he also had green teeth, and breath that would knock a raccoon on his ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2023 02:10 PM (YqDXo)

354 327 >>324 What did AOC say when she got to the ball?

??
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2023 02:05 PM (E+05M)

////

Old joke about BJs.

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 06, 2023 02:10 PM (C1zeO)

355 I wonder how political AOC was before she won that audition.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 06, 2023 02:10 PM (eGTCV)

356 Off political prisoner sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2023 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

357 Shoulda' had "kiss my ass" stencilled on the dress.

Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2023 02:11 PM (AwYPR)

358 I think I'll get a t-shirt that says "Vaxx the Rich".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2023 02:11 PM (juc7l)

359 Well, not exclusively. He did swim across the Yangtze later in life to prove his virility, and that probably knocked some of the big chunks off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)
______________

The Reds claimed he swam something like 30 miles in an hour or so (IIRC). Maybe he was pulling water skiers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2023 02:11 PM (YqDXo)

360 There are few motives for tyrannical psychopathy that I really get. But the 3000 concubines I get. When you're at that level, you can afford it. And you have 3000 chicks to help you forget (at least temporarily) that you're married to Jiang Qing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2023 02:10 PM (oINRc)
++++
Damn. That is the cruelest thing I've read in a long time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 02:11 PM (t0OGg)

361 Apparently he also had green teeth, and breath that would knock a raccoon on his ass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2023 02:10 PM

Scott Farkus!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 02:11 PM (GwxCX)

362 333 Just that idiot Paul, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2023 02:12 PM (XR5XV)

363 >>>If there's one thing dames love, it is being in a simile about pigs and slop.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

>If it wasn't for lug nuts, I wouldn't have no lugs at all.

(Yes, I know that's Albert and not Freddie)

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 06, 2023 02:12 PM (Jg7EG)

364 361 Apparently he also had green teeth, and breath that would knock a raccoon on his ass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2023 02:10 PM

=========

And the Dalai Lama apparently admired him for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 06, 2023 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

365
332

338

Horde Hypothalmus

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 06, 2023 02:12 PM (DsA2n)

366 350 His hygiene was even more revolting according to Li, Mao’s genitals were never cleaned. Instead, Mao said, “I wash myself inside the bodies of my women.”
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 06, 2023 02:06 PM (MFZ8i)
++++
Well, not exclusively. He did swim across the Yangtze later in life to prove his virility, and that probably knocked some of the big chunks off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)

Was it renamed the Pu Dong afterwards?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2023 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

367 DeSantis wears "high heels" i.e., boots.

Who cares?
-----------------

As we saw with "Drumpf", its about throwing as many things at someone and seeing what "sticks".

It's good to watch it in real time. You will see it's not organic. They are testing what will stick and then that becomes the thing that gets repeated and spreads, and eventually sours the public on someone.

Even "real" elections aren't decided by issues. They are decided by silly stuff. Dukakis in the tank, etc.

They are trying to manufacture that moment. Trump's nicknames were so "sticky" because they had a basis in reality. They need to find something lucky to ruin someone in everyone's mind. And they can cry about trannies all they want, if they decide that putting the image of DeSantis in high heels in people's minds is an effective bullying - I mean, persuasion - tactic, they will use it.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 02:13 PM (BXxcV)

368 Scott Farkus!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 02:11 PM (GwxCX)

Dammit Minnfidel, beat me to it! It's Scut, though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2023 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

369 340 More than 35 Antifa insurgents were arrested in Atlanta, some were lawyers from the Southern Poverty Law Center - the largest known sponsor of Antifa.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 02:07 PM
____________

And totally not a communist front organization.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Defund Welfare at March 06, 2023 02:13 PM (YqDXo)

370 By an overwhelming majority I stand corrected. AOC is as stupid as she appears.
Yet... She's a congressperson who made a hell of a splash for a first termer, she's figured out how to play the grift game (and nothing bad will happen to her for this Met gala faux pas) and she's talked about daily at the national level. She is well liked by the millenial and zoomer dems, so barring unforeseen mistakes she's going to be a powerful yet apparently stupid voice in this country for a while.

Just don't see her rise as a sign of a dum dum, but we are a very stupid unserious country so I could be wrong.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2023 02:13 PM (FCbAQ)

371 I knew the COVID scare was a fraud as soon as I didn't see in the media what I expected to see. The normal actions while waiting for vaxx was to experiment with any and all treatments and highlight them all in the media. I expected to see articles about resourceful and brave scientists who are working to beat the plague.

First there were no such stories and then came stories actually demonising those who tried to help and practically outlawing drugs that could help. It was the Hound of Baskervilles that did not bark.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 06, 2023 02:13 PM (3JfbU)

372 =========

And the Dalai Lama apparently admired him for a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 06, 2023 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

I know that guy!

Posted by: Carl Spackler at March 06, 2023 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

373 My eyes are fine. Check out the behind the scenes (to coin a phrase) pics of her infamous "crying at the parking lot" photo op. There are several pictures showing that her butt is, in fact, as flat as Nebraska.

I would link them but I don't know how, I'm ashamed to say.

Posted by: Buck Dharma at March 06, 2023 02:15 PM (uZ4Ij)

374 damn, aoc, we know no one is above the law, so look forward to garland no-knock raiding your redhook loft soon

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 06, 2023 02:15 PM (MLrvz)

375 AOC may be dumb but she is anything but stupid.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 02:15 PM (BXxcV)

376 damn, aoc, we know no one is above the law, so look forward to garland no-knock raiding your redhook loft soon
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 06, 2023 02:15 PM (MLrvz)
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Nope. The gala was after dark.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 02:15 PM (t0OGg)

377 Dammit Minnfidel, beat me to it! It's Scut, though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2023 02:13 PM

I blame it on the tire puns.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 02:15 PM (GwxCX)

378
I wonder if Justice Democrats have a budget for AOC ass-falsies. Entirely possible.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2023 02:15 PM (oINRc)

379 it's funny how 40 years of zogslop bullshit from the left has made "tax the rich" a rw talking point.

yeah, fuckstick, why'd you end the end of the SALT tax loophole?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 06, 2023 02:16 PM (MLrvz)

380 378
I wonder if Justice Democrats have a budget for AOC ass-falsies. Entirely possible.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2023 02:15 PM (oINRc)

:::Brie Larson has entered the chat:::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2023 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

381 Nope. The gala was after dark.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2023 02:15 PM
It makes her impossible to find!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 02:16 PM (GwxCX)

382 So doesn't she need to report the value of those "gifts" on her taxes? If we only had an agency that cared.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 02:17 PM (GwxCX)

383 Noodly-nood Nood.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2023 02:17 PM (HTCnw)

384 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 06, 2023 02:17 PM (zZu0s)

385 I knew the COVID scare was a fraud as soon as I didn't see in the media what I expected to see.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 06, 2023 02:13 PM (3JfbU)
______________

My first suspicion came when the hysterics were howling to close churches, small businesses, schools, etc. but were perfectly happy with antifa/BLM riots. Those were too important to be shut down, apparently.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Defund Welfare at March 06, 2023 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

386 >>>I would link them but I don't know how, I'm ashamed to say.

Posted by: Buck Dharma

>BOC going after AOC. Unprecedented!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 06, 2023 02:17 PM (Jg7EG)

387 Probably already said, but I just here so F you... Seems the whole purpose of this post was so Ace could brag about having dinner with a congresscritter.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2023 02:18 PM (m95b2)

388 Some ette should get a dress that says Vax The Bitch!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 02:18 PM (GwxCX)

389 382 So doesn't she need to report the value of those "gifts" on her taxes? If we only had an agency that cared.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2023 02:17 PM (GwxCX)

Oh, they do care. So where's your 1099s for the >$600 you earned?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2023 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

390
AOC may be dumb but she is anything but stupid.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 02:15 PM (BXxcV)

Oh... I think she's dumb as a fucking stump. So are Brotherfucker, Pressley, Tlaib, Cenk Uygur, et.al... But they don't need to think. They have people like Alexandra Rojas and Saikat Chakrabarti to handle their higher executive functions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2023 02:18 PM (oINRc)

391 me in 1991: "akkshuallly, taxing the rich is a silly statement based on juvenille understanding of the regressive nature of taxes and completely undermining how the economy works."

me today, "yeah, ya fuck goomin' quweers, we're going to make sure no red state pays any fucking taxes since you blue states are rich n' shit, ya gayballz college boys"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 06, 2023 02:19 PM (MLrvz)

392 libs: tax the rich

also libs: it's so unfair that red states get a net outlay of federal money. why are you sponging off of us?

me: eat muh ballz, wagie

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 06, 2023 02:19 PM (MLrvz)

393 AOC may be dumb but she is anything but stupid.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2023 02:15 PM (BXxcV)
_____________

Are you kidding? She's a thick as two short planks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Defund Welfare at March 06, 2023 02:19 PM (YqDXo)

394 >>> The price would only be that high for one reason: to make sure that only the right sort of people show up.

Funnily enough, Anna Wintour has scandalized the traditional "right sort of people" that go to the Met gala, by allowing in the new money influencer riffraff in: kardashians, reality show and pop tartlets, social media thots. She does it to get the clicks and the younger eyeballs on her event. But it ticks off the old elite.

I'm sure it grinds her gears now that trump and melania once attended her event, hah.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2023 02:23 PM (+mkOR)

395 So doesn't she need to report the value of those "gifts" on her taxes?
==
No she doesn't. The giver has to list them and the count against a 12 million dollar life time exemption.

Posted by: Cheers at March 06, 2023 02:26 PM (RK13v)

396 >>> Corruption starts by accepting a cup of coffee. Then you are having regular meals (paid by them). Then you accept tickets to a basketball game or the Met Gala. Before you know it, you're taking regular trips to Epstein's Island. All because you accepted a cup of coffee when you shouldn't.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2023 01:36 PM (YIVH2)

Sorry if has been mentioned in comments already, but one of my fave elegant lines of dialogue on this topic comes from to catch a thief. Cary grant's character talks to the jewelry insurance guy, about how it's hypocritical that he can legit cheat on his expense account, but if grant steps a toe out of line, as a convicted thief that did his time, back to the slammer he goes.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2023 02:28 PM (+mkOR)

397 Shouldn't her dress say, "Tax the B*itch."

Posted by: Kurtz at March 06, 2023 03:15 PM (oS38t)

398 NOTVPN

Posted by: notvpn at March 06, 2023 04:06 PM (KrEOZ)

399 So sure claims she would have paid for the items had she known? Isn't this the same woman who said she still hasn't paid off her college loans? But she was going to pay thousands for get hair/ makeup/ wardrobe? Because that seems like exactly the reasons we've said that the tax payers shouldn't pay off the loans, since people are just spending the money on BS instead of posting their own loans.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 06, 2023 04:15 PM (yRwlf)

400 “I've had dinner multiple times with a congressman”

Big Whoops. Coming from some anonymous person who allegedly runs a blog. A wanna be Murdoch.

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