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You're Not Going to Believe This, But Two Russian Oligarchs Who Did Business With the Biden Crime Family Somehow Avoided Getting Put on the Sanctions List!!!

They went property-hunting with Huntie.


Two Russian billionaires who have managed to dodge US sanctions over Moscow's year-old invasion of Ukraine went property shopping with Hunter Biden, dined with then-Vice President Joe Biden, and discussed "favors" they might swap, sources tell The Post.

New details of Joe and Hunter Biden's association with Yelena Baturina and Vladimir Yevtushenkov flesh out tantalizing clues from the first son's abandoned laptop. The sources spoke with The Post this week after the duo was yet again spared a fresh batch of sanctions announced by the Treasury Department Friday.

"I think it's very fishy," said one source who had firsthand knowledge of the business relationship between Hunter Biden and Yevtushenkov -- who is sanctioned by the UK and Australia but not by the US.

"I think he should be sanctioned," Michael McFaul, a former US ambassador to Russia under President Barack Obama, told The Post of Yevtushenkov -- estimated by Forbes to be worth $1.7 billion. "I don't understand why he has not been."

Yevtushenkov, whose Sistema business empire until recently included Russian rocket and radar-maker RTI and drone-maker Kronstadt, admitted last year he met with Hunter Biden for breakfast at the Ritz-Carlton in Manhattan on March 14, 2012 -- but denied any further contact.

However, emails and calendar entries from Hunter's former laptop show that they were set to meet again on Jan. 27, 2013, for dinner at DC's Cafe Milano before looking at a commercial real estate development the next day near Dulles International Airport in northern Virginia.

"I asked [Yevtushenkov], 'Why are you doing this?' on the front end -- before I understood that they were going to buy some real estate," the source told The Post. "'Why are you even doing this? Why would you be paying the son of the vice president to meet at a public restaurant in New York City?'

"He made it very clear to me that, you know ... 'I think it would be good to have a good relationship with this guy ... maybe he can do a favor for us and we can do a favor for him,'" the source continued. "It was a complete quid pro quo that he was going in for."

"I told him that's not the way it works in America, [but] he basically laughed at me and told me I was so naive," the source recalled of Yevtushenkov, whose holdings also include Russia's largest cellphone provider, MTS -- which faced a long-running investigation into nearly $1 billion in bribes paid to Uzbekistani officials between 2004 and 2012.

A different source, meanwhile, told The Post he vividly recalled Baturina and her husband, ex-Moscow Mayor Yury Luzhkov, looking "like an odd couple" at a now-infamous, intimate dinner with Hunter and his father, the then-vice president.

It's long been uncertain whether Baturina, estimated by Forbes to be worth $1.4 billion, and Luzhkov actually attended the April 16, 2015 dinner at Cafe Milano -- the same Georgetown restaurant where Hunter and Yevtushenkov set a date more than two years prior.

...

In an email at the time, Hunter wrote that the meal would be "ostensibly" about his role a chairman of the World Food Program (WFP) USA.

"Ostensibly." So not really, then. Pretextually.


His father, the sitting vice president, arrived at the dinner and stayed for about 40 minutes, the second source told The Post, even sitting down to eat and then posing for a photo with the Kazakhstani group.

Huntie previously advised Vice President Joe Biden on how to answer Burisma questions -- which is a problem, because Huntie was a paid agent of a foreign entity, and was influencing US government positions through coaching his dad.


Then-second son Hunter Biden coached then-Vice President Joe Biden's press secretary on how to respond to media questions about him joining the board of Ukrainian natural gas company Burisma Holdings, emails reviewed by The Post show.

The May 13, 2014, exchanges between Hunter and Kendra Barkoff, which have not been previously reported, form the basis of a complaint sent to the Justice Department on Friday alleging that the Biden scion, now 53, violated federal law by failing to register as a foreign agent.

"In advising the Office of the Vice President how to respond to press inquiries about his appointment, Hunter Biden 'represent[ed] the interests of [a] foreign principal before any agency or official of the Government of the United States,'" America First Legal Foundation general counsel Gene Hamilton wrote to the assistant attorney general for national security, Matthew Olsen, quoting the relevant statute.


...


"The news seems rather odd on its face and, if true, would present a fairly glaring conflict of interest given the VP's role on Ukraine policy -- particularly since the company is controlled by Nikolai Zlochevsky, who was energy minister and deputy NSC chief under [former pro-Moscow Ukrainian President Viktor] Yanukovych," the reporter added. "Is this true? What exactly is going on here?"

...

The America First Legal Foundation, founded by Stephen Miller, a former senior adviser to President Donald Trump, claimed the discussions with Barkoff showed "Hunter Biden is Burisma's agent and subject to FARA registration because he was an officer of Burisma and represented Burisma's interests to the Office of the Vice President in addition to advising on a public relations matter."

Jonathan Turley updates us on Hunter Biden's aggressive and threatening legal moves.

He decided he's going to wage lawfare to censor anyone talking about his connections to China, Russia, corrupt Ukrainian government officials, crack, hookers, international bank transfers from gangsters, influence peddling, money laundering, holding 10% for "the Big Guy," giving half of his income to his father, etc.

Hunter's handlers are reinventing Hunter in a more combative image. He is an edgy and aggressive antagonist ready to fight fire with fire against Republicans. A team was assembled to reportedly attack potential witnesses and critics. With a possible criminal indictment and congressional investigations looming, Hunter the businessman or recovering addict or victim will not do.

Hunter appears to have acquired lawyers by the gross, including former Clinton counsel Abbe Lowell. Lowell recently sent out a letter that caused a stir by not only seemingly confirming the authenticity of the laptop but threatening a host of critics. Biden called for groups to be stripped of tax exemptions, suggested a host of possible defamation actions, and even demanded criminal investigations against critics.

The problem is that, unlike Dark Batman, Dark Biden is missing one critical element: a credible threat.

Undeterred, Lowell recently defied a demand for evidence from the House Oversight Committee...

Lowell categorically refused to turn over a single document to House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer (R-Ky.), saying there was no "legitimate legislative purpose" for the investigation into Hunter. He left open the possibility the House might convince Hunter to cooperate. Perhaps the House could try to "say it nicer," as Hunter once instructed ABC News reporter Amy Robach.

The message is "fear us" but it could not be less convincing than if Lowell put black tights and an eared mask on his client. It just does not fit.

Congress clearly has a legitimate interest in investigating whether millions of dollars from foreign interests, including some connected to foreign intelligence, were funneled to the Biden family to influence President Biden.

The New York Times mentions that Lowell also began asking his client's father to start using the federal agencies he controls to punish his client's critics, though the New York Times doesn't put it like that:

Mr. Lowell also requested investigations by state and federal law enforcement and the Internal Revenue Service into Trump allies who helped disseminate information from a cache of files belonging to Mr. Biden. And he sent letters to those Trump allies and others, asking them to preserve records in preparation for possible litigation.

Not only did the New York Times fail to notice that Lowell was asking Hunter Biden's father to use the full force and fury of the federal government to terrorize Hunter Biden's enemies, they seemed to think it was a terrific idea!

"The new posture is exactly what's required in an environment where the Republican investigators are relentless," said David Brock, the former self-described right-wing hit man turned Democratic operative.

But all is not well in the Bidencave, as the various mob lawyers clash:

Mr. Lowell has not been welcomed by everyone on Hunter Biden's team.

Chris Clark, the lead criminal defense lawyer representing Mr. Biden in the Justice Department investigation, has kept Mr. Lowell at a distance in dealing with that matter.

And Mr. Lowell's addition led to the exit of another lawyer -- Joshua A. Levy -- who specializes in helping clients facing congressional inquiries.

President Biden's personal lawyer, Bob Bauer, had recommended Mr. Levy for the job. But Mr. Levy had clashed with Kevin Morris, a lawyer and close adviser to Hunter Biden who has lent him money to pay his back taxes and some other bills, according to a person familiar with the strategy. Mr. Morris and Hunter Biden brought on Mr. Lowell late last year, prompting Mr. Levy's departure.

Mr. Clark, Mr. Levy and a spokeswoman for Mr. Bauer declined to comment.

Hunter's had a history of lawyers quitting on him.

The lawyer representing Hunter Biden in his paternity case abruptly withdrew on Monday while his client blew off the hearing, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal.

Biden, 49, was not in the second-floor courtroom in Batesville, Arkansas, when his attorney former Arkansas Attorney General Dustin McDaniel quit.

That's how you know a man has good character, when he's always in court being defended by lawyers, and when those lawyers are always quitting on him.

Is Huntie's brilliant legal defense of just asking his dad to use the entire US government to protect him working? Well, the Treasury Department is refusing to turn over Suspicious Activity Reports about Huntie and Biden's brother James, so you tell me.

House Oversight Committee chairman James Comer (R-KY) on Monday demanded the Treasury Department answer for stonewalling its investigation into the Biden family for nine violations, including money laundering and wire fraud, by withholding 150 Suspicious Activity Reports (SARs) flagged by U.S. banks.

In January, the Treasury Department denied the committee's request to disclose the 150 SARs flagged by U.S. banks concerning the Biden family's foreign business bank transactions, causing the committee's chairman to threaten a subpoena. SARs often contain evidence of potential criminal activities, such as money laundering and fraud.

Before Comer tries to work through the courts to compel the relevant information, Comer demanded the Treasury testify on March 10 about failing to produce the reports it has previously failed to provide, citing "improper disclosure" of information that could reduce the Biden administration's ability to "conduct of law enforcement, intelligence, and national security activities."

"Given the amount of time that has passed since our initial request and Treasury's inability to provide a projected timeframe when the SARs will be produced, the committee believes Treasury may be delaying its production to hinder our investigation and operating in bad faith," Comer wrote on Monday. "Treasury's excuses and delay tactics are unavailing given you have known about our request since last year and previously produced relevant SARs to others."

The Biden family bank records are a key trove of information that will provide details about how the family business operates and desired transparency on Hunter's anonymous art sales and foreign business transactions, along with knowledge of whether Joe Biden remains compromised by foreign governments through his family's business.


Posted by: Ace at 03:29 PM




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1 10 percent gets you far with Dark Brandon...

Posted by: Inogame at March 03, 2023 03:29 PM (53oGX)

2 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame at March 03, 2023 03:29 PM (53oGX)

3 this would be my shocked face....

-_-

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 03, 2023 03:29 PM (Mkvkw)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

5 "The new posture is exactly what's required in an environment where the Republican investigators are relentless,"

"relentless" is not a term I'd use to describe GOPe inquisitors

Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 03:30 PM (dCxaZ)

6 I don't believe it.

Posted by: Hands at March 03, 2023 03:30 PM (786Ro)

7 All Oligarchs are equal. But some are more equal than others.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 03:30 PM (lEVn+)

8 But MAGA are Russian Stooges! Trump is Putin's Puppet!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Not a smidgen of corruption..

JEF

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 03, 2023 03:31 PM (gryET)

10 I'm shocked.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 03:32 PM (3FiQa)

11 Then-second son Hunter Biden coached then-Vice President Joe Biden's press secretary on how to respond to media questions about him joining the board of Ukrainian natural gas company Burisma Holdings, emails reviewed by The Post show.
______

Because when the chips are down, look to the crackhead whoremonger for advice.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 03, 2023 03:32 PM (lf83v)

12 This is just proof that Biden is scandal free.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

13 I thought influencing government positions was Kamala's specialty?

Posted by: Hands at March 03, 2023 03:32 PM (786Ro)

14 12 This is just proof that Biden is scandal free.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

Hunter Biden: Professional Scapegoat. Or Sin-Eater if you prefer.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 03, 2023 03:33 PM (YwyqV)

15 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 03:33 PM (T4tVD)

16 I thought influencing government positions was Kamala's specialty?
Posted by: Hands


That's "inventing," not "influencing."

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2023 03:33 PM (P1f+c)

17 House Oversight Committee chairman James Comer (R-KY) on Monday demanded the Treasury Department answer for stonewalling its investigation


demands are a step up from a sternly worded letter, I guess

Posted by: Hands at March 03, 2023 03:33 PM (786Ro)

18 Russian oligarchs did a pay to play deal with the Bidens and in return received immunity from sanctions? I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 03, 2023 03:33 PM (W+kMI)

19 What a joke our gub'mint has become. So very sad.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2023 03:33 PM (Xrfse)

20 You all are blowing me and you don't even know it.

BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 03, 2023 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

21 “Bidencave” LOL

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 03:34 PM (hTf8I)

22 "I think it's very fishy," said one source who had firsthand knowledge


That's hot!

Posted by: I'm Troy McClure at March 03, 2023 03:34 PM (786Ro)

23 I Used to know Abbe Lowell and he was old then. I Cant believe he’s still practicing law.

Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2023 03:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

24 This will undoubtedly result in a sternly worded letter from a Republican Congressman.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 03, 2023 03:34 PM (lf83v)

25 Every day, Ace comes on fast!
Thank you sir!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2023 03:34 PM (MqU7S)

26 Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) took another step in his investigation into numerous FBI whistleblower allegations by requesting testimony from 16 individuals who are current or recent employees at the bureau, according to a letter sent Friday to FBI Director Christopher Wray

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 03:34 PM (RHGPo)

27 There's enough information about Hunter Biden's dealings already in the media -- including media generally regarded as "established" -- that an attempt to prevent discussion of it by the general public is doomed to failure. So what is he trying to prevent? Discussion of matters not yet revealed? But to do that, he'd have to define them in a court of law, wouldn't he? And wouldn't that destroy his efforts all by itself?

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at March 03, 2023 03:34 PM (Nmmyc)

28 Wow- Lowell was born in 1952- he’seems 20 years older than that

Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2023 03:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

29 I'm getting the impression that roughly 100% of Federal Govt is doing business with somebody.

Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 03, 2023 03:37 PM (9rMHA)

30
It's good to be a Biden.

Posted by: The King at March 03, 2023 03:37 PM (WmGrA)

31 You're Not Going to Believe This, But Two Russian Oligarchs Who Did Business With the Biden Crime Family Somehow Avoided Getting Put on the Sanctions List!!!

If only Comrade Biden knew!

Posted by: Brain-dead fanatical Dem voter at March 03, 2023 03:37 PM (JCZqz)

32 You associate with Hunter, you're his cumdumpster. Period.

Teflon Don. Nothing will touch him. The Biden crime syndicate will get away with ALL of it. Every. F*cking. Bit.

Justice is DEAD in America, if you're in the right family, the right color or the right victim class.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

33 Lowell was chief minority counsel to U.S. House of Representatives Democratic members during the impeachment of Bill Clinton in the Lewinsky scandal.

Lowell has defended political figures including John Edwards, Jim Wright, Dan Rostenkowski, Charles Keating, Gary Condit, former Nevada governor Jim Gibbons, former congressman Joseph McDade, lobbyist Jack Abramoff, and U.S. senator Bob Menendez.

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 03:38 PM (RHGPo)

34 I gotta say, the more I hear about this Biden family, the more I think there's something going on there.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 03:38 PM (KbCG3)

35 Did any of us here actually believe anything would happen to the Biden crime syndicate ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 03:38 PM (bs+z0)

36 "Hunter's handlers are reinventing Hunter in a more combative image. He is an edgy and aggressive antagonist ready to fight fire with fire against Republicans. A team was assembled to reportedly attack potential witnesses and critics. With a possible criminal indictment and congressional investigations looming, Hunter the businessman or recovering addict or victim will not do."

Oh, so the pervert junkie power broker is done hiding and coming out to fight in the open? Excellent. Tell the House, the pundits, the YouTubers, and the Rumblers it's Hunter hunting season. Go get him, y'all! Let's see how long it takes for his bitch ass to go whining back to his senile dad and handlers for protection against the mean old Far-Right MAGA bros.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 03, 2023 03:38 PM (W+kMI)

37 Look its all Trumps fault. If he hadn't deregulated the use of first family kids as cutouts to accept bribes and meth from foreign nationals, none of the would have ever happened.

Posted by: The MSM in 3, 2, 1 . . . at March 03, 2023 03:38 PM (dKckS)

38 Any minute now there will be justice done on this! The DOJ will get right on this, honest! Just got a few cases on the docket ahead:

-Terrorists parents enraged at school boards
-Roman Catholic Churches that defy Biden
-Abortion protesters praying outside murder mills
-Noose-like pulls found in garages
-Someone "deadnamed" a tranny
-Donors to Trump

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 03:38 PM (0hOvj)

39 “Bidencave” LOL
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 03:34 PM (hTf8I)



Funny. That's the same thing I call my niece's honey hole.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 03, 2023 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

40 What???!!!
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
I guess no one saw this coming eh?


Is a sarc tag necessary?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2023 03:39 PM (anj39)

41 "Property Shopping With Hunter"
- Coming this summer to HGTV

Posted by: Hands at March 03, 2023 03:39 PM (786Ro)

42 He decided he's going to wage lawfare to censor anyone talking about his connections to China, Russia, corrupt Ukrainian government officials.........
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You men like impeaching a president for having a phone call? Or nah?

Maybe censorious lawfare wasn't just some crackhead's wild idea of self-preservation, but the Official Policy of an entire political party.

Crazy talk, I know.

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 03:40 PM (b6M0Q)

43 Algorithmic discrimination?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 03:40 PM (EPujZ)

44 I kind of want to see the Bidens compete against the Borgias in Family Feud.

Onehundredpeoplesurveyed topsixanswersontheboard

name someone you shower with...

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 03, 2023 03:40 PM (cupoy)

45 He decided he's going to wage lawfare to censor anyone talking about his connections to China, Russia, corrupt Ukrainian government officials, crack, hookers, international bank transfers from gangsters, influence peddling, money laundering, holding 10% for "the Big Guy," giving half of his income to his father, etc.


I think you mean have his father wage lawfare.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 03, 2023 03:40 PM (lTGtQ)

46 What was the scandal that caused Agnew to resign as VP? Wasn’t that also some kind of shady business deal?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 03:40 PM (hTf8I)

47 If you're wondering why we got countless breathless reports alleging the contents of the classified doc at Trump's place but total midnight darkness about what Biden was hoarding ....

Well, this is a big clue.

The Big Guy can't get 10% unless the Big Guy is passing on classified info to Hunter so he can close the deal.

They were not paying for access--making this sound like ordinary lobbying-- there are ten thousand whores in DC that call themselves politicians. They were paying for info.

But only one whore has access to the very tip-top secret info ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2023 03:41 PM (0o1N8)

48 Sounds like the set up to a joke:

"So two Russian billionaires and Hunter Biden go shopping for property ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2023 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

49

uh. uh-wher-uh, where am I?

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 03, 2023 03:41 PM (vwCZJ)

50 Any minute now there will be justice done on this! The DOJ will get right on this, honest! Just got a few cases on the docket ahead:

-Terrorists parents enraged at school boards
-Roman Catholic Churches that defy Biden
-Abortion protesters praying outside murder mills
-Noose-like pulls found in garages
-Someone "deadnamed" a tranny
-Donors to Trump
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023

- Master Criminal Aunt Becky
- Mild Manner Garage Pulls

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 03, 2023 03:41 PM (1lcmB)

51 "The new posture is exactly what's required in an environment where the Republican investigators are relentless," said David Brock


He did it, he did the Republicans pounce thing

Posted by: Hands at March 03, 2023 03:41 PM (786Ro)

52
Damn, and you fucking deplorables used to say that WE were corrupt!

Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at March 03, 2023 03:42 PM (n+4am)

53 Huntie sounds like a disease or an affliction.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 03:43 PM (E+05M)

54 the two oligarchs will likely come in useful next year when Biden (allegedly) decides to claim victory in Ukraine in time for the election, and thus needs a go-between or two to approach Tsar Vladimir for negotiations.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 03, 2023 03:43 PM (W+kMI)

55 41 "Property Shopping With Hunter"
- Coming this summer to HGTV
Posted by: Hands at March 03, 2023 03:39 PM

Maybe a paint-along show successor to Bob Ross called The Joy of Grifting?

Posted by: HGTV at March 03, 2023 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

56 Huntie sounds like a disease or an affliction.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 03:43 PM (E+05M)



So, you're saying it fits, then.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 03, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

57 Rogan: I used to think CNN was news, but it's propaganda

why Joe gets the big bucks

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 03:43 PM (us2H3)

58 which is a problem, because Huntie was a paid agent of a foreign entity, and was influencing US government positions through coaching his dad.

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Logan Act and FARA Violations, oh my!

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM (EPujZ)

59 Thanks, Chuy. Good stuff. What a mess.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM (Xrfse)

60 You ever think the Clinton's look at Chelsea with disgust every time they hear about the deals Hunter was cooking up?

While she sat on her ass collecting paychecks from NBC, Hunter was out there making deals with every corrupt piece of shit on the planet.

You just know Hillary would toss Chelsea in a second if it meant getting into Hunter's world.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM (KbCG3)

61 52
Damn, and you fucking deplorables used to say that WE were corrupt!
Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at March 03, 2023 03:42 PM (n+4am)

The day Hillary shuffles off this mortal coil will be a bright and momentous day for suicide prevention.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM (cupoy)

62 I'm waiting for the link between Hunter, Mayor Wojahn, and the oligarchs, to just tie everything into one big happy package. After all, do you think President Pedo doesn't know all of them?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM (CecP5)

63 Lowell has defended political figures including John Edwards, Jim Wright, Dan Rostenkowski, Charles Keating, Gary Condit, former Nevada governor Jim Gibbons, former congressman Joseph McDade, lobbyist Jack Abramoff, and U.S. senator Bob Menendez.
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 03:38 PM (RHGPo)
_______________

Now THERE'S a rogues' gallery of clients.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

64 Did any of us here actually believe anything would happen to the Biden crime syndicate ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 03:38 PM (bs+z0)

A month ago a lot of people were convinced the "Deep State" had decided to "get" Joe. As opposed to it being an obvious controlled demolition of politically volatile material so it can be rendered ineffective and "asked and answered" later on.

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM (b6M0Q)

65 All this Biden family criminal activity is coming out while the 'true conservatives' are circle jerking at CPAC.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM (E+05M)

66 Rogan: I used to think CNN was news, but it's propaganda

why Joe gets the big bucks
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 03:43 PM (us2H3)



You just can't pull the wool over some eyes.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

67 Hunter Biden was framed!

Posted by: Alex Murdaugh at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM (vcOmj)

68
What???!!!
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
I guess no one saw this coming eh?


Is a sarc tag necessary?
Posted by: Diogenes



You'd better edit that comment before garrett logs in...

Oh, there's no edit button. I guess you're screwed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2023 03:45 PM (n+4am)

69 But old Joe knows the justice cheatcode-- the one fatal flaw no one knew about in the federal criminal code-- commit your crime at night!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2023 03:45 PM (0o1N8)

70 Well, the FIB will never catch Hunter because they can't find him and he does his crimes at night.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 03:45 PM (oE0yX)

71 44 I kind of want to see the Bidens compete against the Borgias in Family Feud.

Onehundredpeoplesurveyed topsixanswersontheboard

name someone you shower with...
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 03, 2023 03:40 PM

Probably good Kamala isn't included. Top 100 answers isn't nearly enough.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2023 03:45 PM (JCZqz)

72 "I told him that's not the way it works in America, [but] he basically laughed at me and told me I was so naive," the source recalled of Yevtushenkov
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Story of my life as an American citizen in this current century.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 03, 2023 03:45 PM (W+kMI)

73 See, this is where we need Uncle Palp.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2023 03:45 PM (z3WCn)

74 The day Hillary shuffles off this mortal coil will be a bright and momentous day for suicide prevention.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM (cupoy)

I'm hoping she gets buried right next to Jane Fonda... so I can do both graves with one 'stream'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 03:45 PM (oHd/0)

75 64 Did any of us here actually believe anything would happen to the Biden crime syndicate ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 03:38 PM (bs+z0)

A month ago a lot of people were convinced the "Deep State" had decided to "get" Joe. As opposed to it being an obvious controlled demolition of politically volatile material so it can be rendered ineffective and "asked and answered" later on.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM (b6M0Q)

=========

Just you wait.

Any day now, Josh Hawley will yell at someone in committee and Ted Cruz's Twitter account will get in some sick burns.

That's really change things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

76 Rogan: I used to think CNN was news, but it's propaganda
------------

At this rate he'll figure out who killed Ron and Nicole in April of 3046

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 03:46 PM (b6M0Q)

77
You just know Hillary would toss Chelsea in a second if it meant getting into Hunter's world.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Dude have you completely forgotten their fake charity Global INitiative?

Bidens are small timers compared to Clintons. about 2 Billion according to the Washington POst.

Posted by: how quickly people forget at March 03, 2023 03:46 PM (/6YYm)

78 Rogan: I used to think CNN was news, but it's propaganda

WHEN did he think that? Like during Gulf War 1 maybe?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 03:46 PM (oE0yX)

79 At this point I don't believe any "oligarch" belongs on any "government sanction" list until I've seen legal proof of a crime.

The whole thing has doubtless been manipulated through the one lens of Get Trump, viz. targeting any "oligarch" who is three degrees of separation from Trump's bookkeeper's nanny, so he can at some point be smeared by association, or so some phony balony "FISA Court" give a warrant to the Feebs so as to "incidentally" spy the sh*t out of Trump, Trump's businesses and Trump's family.


You want "oligarchs"? Their names are Bidensky, Clintov, and Romnovich.

Posted by: Zek at March 03, 2023 03:46 PM (5FPX4)

80 It looks like the Executive Branch's response to legitimate inquiries from Congress is basically, "FUCK YOU!"

How will Congress hold any of them accountable until they produce the required documents?

Even if they tried to cut funding, the Democrats in Congress will never go along with it. And even if Congress *did* succeed in cutting funding, FJB would just use an Executive Order to tell the Treasury to print more money (no matter how illegal that might be).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 03:47 PM (YIVH2)

81 New details of Joe and Hunter Biden's association with Yelena Baturina

*image search*

Yikes. A Kamchatka lumber hovel 3.

Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2023 03:47 PM (h5TKJ)

82 Hi all.
Been bust today. What'd I miss?

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2023 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

83 69, 70 Hordemind, activate!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 03:47 PM (hTf8I)

84 You just can't pull the wool over some eyes.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Joe Rogan: A Game of Shadows

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (b6M0Q)

85 What???!!!
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!


Sure, Honey.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

86 "Hunter's handlers are reinventing Hunter in a more combative image. He is an edgy and aggressive antagonist ready to fight fire with fire against Republicans."

Be serious. All we have to do is put up some poster sized pictures of Mr Meth Mouth, toothless, with a crack pipe, or dangling his wiener.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (T9WMp)

87 80 It looks like the Executive Branch's response to legitimate inquiries from Congress is basically, "FUCK YOU!"

How will Congress hold any of them accountable until they produce the required documents?

Even if they tried to cut funding, the Democrats in Congress will never go along with it. And even if Congress *did* succeed in cutting funding, FJB would just use an Executive Order to tell the Treasury to print more money (no matter how illegal that might be).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 03:47 PM (YIV

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So was Trump's reaction. So was Obama's. So was W's.

We have an imperial presidency because Congress refuses to undo it. They could undo it pretty much at any time. They choose not to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

88 I'll believe all the Investigative Committee outrage at Feds denying access to their records when the House cuts the funding for those departments.

If you only have the power of the purse then that has to be the hammer you use. You don't roll over for Mitch's comity schtick.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (nW4F6)

89 Been bust today. What'd I miss?

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2023 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

You know the rule...

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (b6M0Q)

90 When McCarthy finally removes his cock from Luntz's back hole maybe he can start impeachment.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (E+05M)

91 It's funny, but a lot of LIV's who waive off the crimes of Hunter by saying, "We didn't vote for Hunter, we voted for his father", seem to believe that Hunter is a wayward college kid with some drug issues, but no big deal.

Hunter is pushing 60 and has grandchildren

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (mR6Gs)

92 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 03:47 PM (YIVH2)

Until they get back to normal funding procedures, there is not a damn thing Congress can do.

Continuing Resolutions, which CONGRESS HAS EMBRACED for decades now, means there is no power of the purse.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (oHd/0)

93 I'd care more about this stuff if I thought anything was going to happen to anybody.

But it won't. So, I don't.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (TU8Tj)

94 ... said David Brock, the former self-described right-wing hit man turned Democratic operative.

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The only thing right-wing that Brock ever hit was underaged male think-tank intern ass.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (EPujZ)

95 78 Rogan: I used to think CNN was news, but it's propaganda

WHEN did he think that? Like during Gulf War 1 maybe?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 03:46 PM

If you don't agree with his take, don't sweat it...it'll change depending on the next person he talks with.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (JCZqz)

96 78 Rogan: I used to think CNN was news, but it's propaganda

WHEN did he think that? Like during Gulf War 1 maybe?
---------------
Hint - the C in CNN stands for CIA. You know this cuz every 06 headquarters and above throughout DOD has CNN playing 24/7 in their outer office.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 03:49 PM (3FiQa)

97 Hi all.
Been bust today. What'd I miss?
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2023 03:47 PM (v0R5T)




Mmmmmmm......boobies......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

98 77
You just know Hillary would toss Chelsea in a second if it meant getting into Hunter's world.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
==
Dude have you completely forgotten their fake charity Global INitiative?

Bidens are small timers compared to Clintons. about 2 Billion according to the Washington POst.
Posted by: how quickly people forget at March 03, 2023 03:46 PM (/6YYm)

But they had to do all the work themselves! Hell, when Chelsea worked there one of the first things she did was question what they were actually doing. Pretty sure one of the Podestas called her an idiot.

Hunter would've known. Hunter would've made it $3B.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 03:49 PM (KbCG3)

99 Judging by this video, Nikki Haley's CPAC speech didn't have many takers:

https://tinyurl.com/yfhwf43n

Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 03:49 PM (dCxaZ)

100 e have an imperial presidency because Congress refuses to undo it. They could undo it pretty much at any time. They choose not to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

Because all of them believe they will be President someday.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2023 03:49 PM (mR6Gs)

101 "I told him that's not the way it works in America, [but] he basically laughed at me and told me I was so naive," the source recalled of Yevtushenkov, whose holdings also include Russia's largest cellphone provider, MTS -- which faced a long-running investigation into nearly $1 billion in bribes paid to Uzbekistani officials between 2004 and 2012.

I think this Russian guy, Yevtushenkov has a better pulse on how things happen than these other turkeys.

Quid Pro Quo is always how things are done in politics.
I mean really, how naive can you be? This is how things have been done everywhere, all the time.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at March 03, 2023 03:49 PM (vcOmj)

102 You ever think the Clinton's look at Chelsea with disgust every time they hear about the deals Hunter was cooking up?

Seriously ? I've always suspected Hillary resents Chelsea for being a living reminder of her dalliance with Webb Hubbell. Bill, to his credit, seems to look at Chelsea as his chance to be the father he never had - even though he hated her father in the end.

Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 03, 2023 03:49 PM (9rMHA)

103 About as much chance of anything coming of this as their is me winning the lottery. And I don't buy tickets, so.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 03:50 PM (oE0yX)

104 bust = busy
jeeb can't even post a simple comment

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2023 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

105 Rogan: I used to think the moon disappeared every four weeks

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 03:50 PM (b6M0Q)

106 We have an imperial presidency because Congress refuses to undo it. They could undo it pretty much at any time. They choose not to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM (LvTSG)
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How can they enforce it? They've ceded all of their power to the Executive Branch, which can do whatever it likes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 03:50 PM (YIVH2)

107 You just can't pull the wool over some eyes.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 03:44 PM


Is Ewok fur considered wool or wool-adjacent?

Asking for the blog.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2023 03:50 PM (a3Q+t)

108 "Hunter's handlers are reinventing Hunter in a more combative image. He is an edgy and aggressive antagonist ready to fight fire with fire against Republicans."

Be serious. All we have to do is put up some poster sized pictures of Mr Meth Mouth, toothless, with a crack pipe, or dangling his wiener.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM

This kid has potential! With the right manager, he could be the next Beto!!!

Posted by: Political Image Consultants at March 03, 2023 03:51 PM (JCZqz)

109 The only thing right-wing that Brock ever hit was underaged male think-tank intern ass.
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear

Pics or it didn't happen!

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at March 03, 2023 03:51 PM (qmOv7)

110 106 How can they enforce it? They've ceded all of their power to the Executive Branch, which can do whatever it likes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 03:50 PM (YIVH2)

=========

"You don't want to cooperate with our investigation? Well, I guess we don't want to fund you."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

111 DC is irreparably broken. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2023 03:51 PM (BdMk6)

112 Seriously ? I've always suspected Hillary resents Chelsea for being a living reminder of her dalliance with Webb Hubbell. Bill, to his credit, seems to look at Chelsea as his chance to be the father he never had - even though he hated her father in the end.
Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 03, 2023 03:49 PM (9rMHA)

Yeah, I gotta believe Bill is either shooting blanks, or was fixed... otherwise the horn dog would have a bunch of kids out there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 03:51 PM (oHd/0)

113 The Mafia could take lessons from the Biden crime family

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 03:51 PM (PINQh)

114 Well, the Treasury Department is refusing to turn over Suspicious Activity Reports about Huntie and Biden's brother James, so you tell me.

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"Most transparent Junta in American history!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 03:51 PM (EPujZ)

115
OUT: Detachable Penis
IN: Impeachable Penis

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 03, 2023 03:52 PM (wtvvX)

116 How can they enforce it? They've ceded all of their power to the Executive Branch, which can do whatever it likes.
==
TEH FCUK You sayin' ? I couldn't even make a phone call.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at March 03, 2023 03:52 PM (NunVH)

117 Hi all.
Been bust today. What'd I miss?
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2023 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

Mmmmmmm......boobies......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
.......

DAMN I knew it!

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2023 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

118 You ever think the Clinton's look at Chelsea with disgust...

Yes. You could have stopped right there.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2023 03:52 PM (JCZqz)

119 I'll cut Rogan a little slack. I think he slowly coming around to some sanity. He has a massive following. So I hope he goes full Musk on the bit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 03:52 PM (oE0yX)

120 64 Did any of us here actually believe anything would happen to the Biden crime syndicate ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 03:38 PM (bs+z0)
A month ago a lot of people were convinced the "Deep State" had decided to "get" Joe. As opposed to it being an obvious controlled demolition of politically volatile material so it can be rendered ineffective and "asked and answered" later on.
===
Oh no, the Deep State truly considered getting rid of him. If their election fraud scheme hadn't worked so well the Potato would've been retired. They still considered it though, and then realized the window for canning him without meaningfully impacting 2024 was closed. Then there was the whole "What to do about Kamala?" question which couldn't be answered in a way that wouldn't result in the Angry Left staying at home in 2024. They're stuck with the Potato, because none of them have the guts to set up a crackpot with a MAGA hat and a scoped AR-15 to take him out.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 03, 2023 03:53 PM (W+kMI)

121 Yeah, I gotta believe Bill is either shooting blanks, or was fixed... otherwise the horn dog would have a bunch of kids out there.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 03:51 PM (oHd/0)

I'm sure whatever STD cocktail he's been marinating in his nether regions rendered him sterile a long time ago.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 03:53 PM (UuD2k)

122 Hi all.
Been bust today. What'd I miss?
Posted by: wth

Emulating the Canadian Shop guy?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 03, 2023 03:53 PM (nW4F6)

123 How can they enforce it? They've ceded all of their power to the Executive Branch, which can do whatever it likes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 03:50 PM


Hmmmm ... the phrase "the power of the purse" comes to mind.

Bwaahahahaha! I slay myself! Try the veal, and be sure to tip your blogstaff!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2023 03:53 PM (a3Q+t)

124 .......

DAMN I knew it!
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2023 03:52 PM (v0R5T)



You said bust. Sent me on a tangent. I haven't been here all THAT much today. Haven't seen one Mannix link today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Rogan--"I used to think believe Certs really was two mints in one"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2023 03:54 PM (mR6Gs)

126
Be serious. All we have to do is put up some poster sized pictures of Mr Meth Mouth, toothless, with a crack pipe, or dangling his wiener.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 03:48 PM

This kid has potential! With the right manager, he could be the next Beto!!!
Posted by: Political Image Consultants
==
According to Poor Richard's ClownWorld Almanac, Hunter Biden is going to be the 46th President of the United States.

Posted by: Go ahead laugh it up at March 03, 2023 03:54 PM (l1oua)

127 99 Judging by this video, Nikki Haley's CPAC speech didn't have many takers:
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 03:49 PM

Please clap.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at March 03, 2023 03:55 PM (JCZqz)

128 119 I'll cut Rogan a little slack. I think he slowly coming around to some sanity. He has a massive following. So I hope he goes full Musk on the bit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 03:52 PM (oE0yX)

I don't know why people give Rogan shit for being a little slow on the uptake. The guy has never once positioned himself as a thought leader. His greatest skill is his willingness to speak with anyone about anything. That's it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

129 The ONLY possible way any of this comes to anything is if the dem machine decides they want Joe out for 2024. But he's a useless drool cup who will do whatever they tell him to do. But the graft is too good for them right now to kill their golden goose.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 03:55 PM (oE0yX)

130
Please clap.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at March 03, 2023 03:55 PM (JCZqz)



Show us your tits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

131 Yeah, I gotta believe Bill is either shooting blanks, or was fixed... otherwise the horn dog would have a bunch of kids out there.

Side by side picks of Chelsea and Webb tell you all you need to know. If Webb being the only guy Bill didn't pardon on the way out isn't a clue.

Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 03, 2023 03:55 PM (9rMHA)

132 OUT: Detachable Penis
IN: Impeachable Penis
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 03, 2023 03:52 PM


I was going to sing about Excitable Penis, but was told to tone it down.

Posted by: zombie Warren Zevon at March 03, 2023 03:55 PM (a3Q+t)

133 Well at least gold is up $19 today.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 03:55 PM (E+05M)

134 Some Russians are worse than others obviously. Reap the whirlwind America, you may have not elected this crop of dickweeds, but your sonambulance over decades brought this forth.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 03, 2023 03:55 PM (oWBc3)

135 "Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) is holding off on a subpoena for now."
So far there have only been requests.
“It’s not just issuing a subpoena, it’s about winning,” Comer said.
“We give people plenty of time. When you do subpoenas, if you want to win in court, you have to show good faith effort that you tried to get the information. So we’re checking some boxes,” Comer continued.
“When we do subpoena, if we have to, then we’re going to win the subpoenas in court,” Comer added.

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 03, 2023 03:56 PM (DB16e)

136 127 99 Judging by this video, Nikki Haley's CPAC speech didn't have many takers:
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 03:49 PM

Please clap.
------------
Icki clapped out?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 03:56 PM (3FiQa)

137 > 44 I kind of want to see the Bidens compete against the Borgias in Family Feud.

We would wipe the floor with those congenital waterheads.

In Renaissance Italy you had to be smart and vicious as well as corrupt.

Just being corrupt wasn't anywhere near enough in that Darwinian milieu.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2023 03:56 PM (bW8dp)

138 I don't know why people give Rogan shit for being a little slow on the uptake. The guy has never once positioned himself as a thought leader. His greatest skill is his willingness to speak with anyone about anything. That's it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 03:55 PM

He's a good listen for sure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 03:56 PM (oE0yX)

139 They're stuck with the Potato, because none of them have the guts to set up a crackpot with a MAGA hat and a scoped AR-15 to take him out.
==
Stay tuned. Kamala's going to have a health problem and decide to spend more time with her family. Then . . .

Posted by: Go ahead laugh it up at March 03, 2023 03:56 PM (QnC00)

140 The stench of the Biden Crime Family.

But the Electronic Media has declared hands off the Bidens, because we have two systems of justice in 2023 America, one for the corrupt Uniparty tools, one for regular people.

And so here we are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2023 03:57 PM (i+mOk)

141 > Side by side picks of Chelsea and Webb tell you all you need to know.

I thought Janet Reno was the father.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2023 03:57 PM (bW8dp)

142 I shan't believe it. Hunter is as pure as the driven shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2023 03:57 PM (tkR6S)

143 Please clap.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at March 03, 2023 03:55 PM (JCZqz)

Show us your tits.
Posted by: Sponge

Past their prime.
~Dee Lemon

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 03, 2023 03:57 PM (nW4F6)

144 119 I'll cut Rogan a little slack. I think he slowly coming around to some sanity. He has a massive following. So I hope he goes full Musk on the bit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 03:52 PM (oE0yX)

He's a good interviewer, talks about interesting things that no one else does, and dickish or condescending. Sure, some of it is wacky stuff, but it's entertaining.

The real mystery is why no one else in the media has picked up on his very simple formula.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 03:57 PM (UuD2k)

145 Yeah, I gotta believe Bill is either shooting blanks, or was fixed... otherwise the horn dog would have a bunch of kids out there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 03:51 PM (oHd/0)

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Vasectomy after fathering that black prostitute's poor son (Danney Williams) -- who's his spitting image?

Bubba was Hunter before it was cool.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 03:57 PM (EPujZ)

146 Rogan is a dope smoking musclehead, its not exactly shocking that he believes in some really stupid crazy stuff. Or did at one point. I don't really care though, he's an entertainer. Dance, monkey, dance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 03:57 PM (0hOvj)

147 99 Judging by this video, Nikki Haley's CPAC speech didn't have many takers:

https://tinyurl.com/yfhwf43n
=====
Nikki is running for Veep or Cabinet position. She's really got no chance this coming election, even if the Donks support her in open primaries. The nomination is Trump's to take or award, even if the GOPe and Nevertrumpers are refusing to acknowledge it.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 03, 2023 03:57 PM (W+kMI)

148 Good Lord, why would any woman want to do it with Webb “Jabba the Hubble?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 03:58 PM (hTf8I)

149 cont from 135

So how does this work? Does the subpoena force Hunter to testify?
What does "win the subpoena in court" mean?

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 03, 2023 03:58 PM (DB16e)

150 Please clap.
Posted by: Nikki Haley at March 03, 2023 03:55 PM (JCZqz)

A little antibiotics will clear that right up!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 03, 2023 03:58 PM (JCZqz)

151 He's a good interviewer, talks about interesting things that no one else does, and dickish or condescending. Sure, some of it is wacky stuff, but it's entertaining.

Its like all the people trying to be the left wing Rush Limbaugh, you have to have the personality and drive, not just the formula.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 03:58 PM (0hOvj)

152 Wait a tic! Russian-Russians are as corrupt as Russian-Ukrainians? I'll be damned.

How to integrate this revelation with Zelenski-Bad?

Posted by: 13times at March 03, 2023 03:58 PM (1F6kF)

153 Nikki is running for Veep or Cabinet position. She's really got no chance this coming election, even if the Donks support her in open primaries. The nomination is Trump's to take or award, even if the GOPe and Nevertrumpers are refusing to acknowledge it.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 03, 2023 03:57 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: R Desantis at March 03, 2023 03:59 PM (oE0yX)

154 I thought Janet Reno was the father.

If I could get my hand to shake like Janet Reno's I'd never leave the house.

Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 03, 2023 03:59 PM (9rMHA)

155 Good Lord, why would any woman want to do it with Webb “Jabba the Hubble?”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 03:58 PM (hTf8I)



Have you SEEN Hillary? Who's slumming who?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

156 How did Nikki Haley wind up on the BOD of Boeing?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 03:59 PM (E+05M)

157 Rogan's interview style is as a counter puncher, obverse to his fighting style.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 03, 2023 03:59 PM (oWBc3)

158 Now I've got Turning Japanese stuck in my head.


Thank you, The Internet.

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2023 03:59 PM (iziT8)

159 I love the way that somehow Ivanka Trump having a line of clothing (which apparently women actually wanted to buy in large numbers) is somehow the equivalent of Hunter "Mook" Biden being paid millions of dollars by questionable foreign entities, despite having no skills of note other than smoking crack and impregnating strippers.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2023 03:59 PM (bW8dp)

160 Stay tuned. Kamala's going to have a health problem and decide to spend more time with her family. Then . . .
Posted by: Go ahead laugh it up

You don't have to put your life on hold due to a flair-up anymore. Once daily doses can keep you in office.

Posted by: Valtrex at March 03, 2023 04:00 PM (qmOv7)

161 The nomination is Trump's to take or award, even if the GOPe and Nevertrumpers are refusing to acknowledge it.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 03, 2023 03:57 PM

Nuh-uh! He's going to be indicted, and disqualified for insurrection!!!

Posted by: GOPe and Nevertrumpers at March 03, 2023 04:00 PM (JCZqz)

162 There's big BIG $$$ in a snail like conversion to the Right that never actually happens.

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 04:00 PM (b6M0Q)

163 How Haley on the board of Boeing? Female, part of the war machine and future potential for a bigger role. Trifecta.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 03, 2023 04:00 PM (oWBc3)

164 Now I've got Turning Japanese stuck in my head.


Thank you, The Internet.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2023 03:59 PM

You really think so?

Posted by: R Desantis at March 03, 2023 04:00 PM (oE0yX)

165 Stop running down Hunter. He works hard for the money.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 04:01 PM (3FiQa)

166 Judging by this video, Nikki Haley's CPAC speech didn't have many takers:

https://tinyurl.com/yfhwf43n
==
Pretty sure I could see Will Folkes sitting alone in the back row. A single tear rolling down his cheek.

Posted by: Go ahead laugh it up at March 03, 2023 04:01 PM (/6YYm)

167 153 Nikki is running for Veep or Cabinet position. She's really got no chance this coming election, even if the Donks support her in open primaries. The nomination is Trump's to take or award, even if the GOPe and Nevertrumpers are refusing to acknowledge it.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 03, 2023 03:57 PM

=========

How often does running for vice-president actually work, though?

Mike Pence didn't run for anything. Kamala did, but she just dropped out before Iowa, so it's not like she make a political case for herself. Cheney never ran for president. Biden ran briefly, but he dropped out quickly in 2008.

It never seems to be strong candidates. It seems to be really weak ones or people who never ran.

No, if you're running for president, it's not for any hope of getting attention for VP or SecState or something. It's for the graft. It's for raising millions of dollars and then having little oversight into what you actually do with it. Plus book sales.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

168
Thank you, The Internet.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2023 03:59 PM

You really think so?
Posted by: R Desantis at March 03, 2023 04:00 PM (oE0yX)



No wonder it's dark.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

169 How Haley on the board of Boeing? Female, part of the war machine and future potential for a bigger role. Trifecta.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 03, 2023 04:00 PM

You forgot, minority.

Posted by: R Desantis at March 03, 2023 04:01 PM (oE0yX)

170 Hillary wasn’t repulsive when she was younger.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 04:02 PM (hTf8I)

171 At this rate he'll figure out who killed Ron and Nicole in April of 3046

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 03:46 PM (b6M0Q)

----------

Has O.J. finally given up pursuing the murderer on every golf course in America?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 04:02 PM (EPujZ)

172 Now I've got Turning Japanese stuck in my head.
Thank you, The Internet.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2023 03:59


HordeSource with the antidote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

Posted by: HordeSource at March 03, 2023 04:02 PM (a3Q+t)

173 Nuh-uh! He's going to be indicted, and disqualified for insurrection!!!

This is what I said last week. - Chris Christie

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 04:02 PM (E+05M)

174 C'mon. I would relish the chance to subpoena Hunter to a hearing. I would be so jacked it would be like a race horse on caffeine and cocaine. It would take a week at Kinkos, picking the best pictures to put on big poster boards. Hunter doing a bunch of sex acts, Hunter doing mammals, Hunter snorting out of some chicks ass crack, Hunter smoking a crack pipe, Hunter doing his dead brothers wife, Hunter getting hand job from some Russian oligarch, Hunter lighting cigars with $100 bill the Russian and Chinese gave him, to name a few.

At the hearing I would call Mr Skanky Pants to the table and ask him to wear a mask so nobody caught anything. Then I would start flipping through the pictures. "This you, bro?". "How about this one? Oh that's interesting, this you too- stuffing the turkey?" It would be the best, most highly rated hearing Congress ever had.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 04:02 PM (T9WMp)

175 Well, they're not Russian Russians.

Posted by: Whoopi at March 03, 2023 04:02 PM (DhOHl)

176 The real mystery is why no one else in the media has picked up on his very simple formula.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 03:57 PM (UuD2k)

Because the media is full of brainless shits who don't have an independent thought between them other than things that are likely unpublishable.

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 04:03 PM (b6M0Q)

177 > Hillary wasn’t repulsive when she was younger.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 04:02 PM (hTf8I)

Please stop. You're making me remember the trauma of seeing her wearing those "vaginal landing zone" pants.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2023 04:03 PM (bW8dp)

178 >>169 How Haley on the board of Boeing? Female, part of the war machine and future potential for a bigger role. Trifecta.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 03, 2023 04:00 PM

You forgot, minority.
Posted by: R Desantis

Also to grease something for the relocation to SC.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 04:03 PM (E+05M)

179 Maybe the GOP House and their staff will protest in front of Yellen's, Garland's, and Wray's homes. That's 1st Amendment protected free speech, right?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 03, 2023 04:03 PM (TNyrE)

180 128 119 I'll cut Rogan a little slack. I think he slowly coming around to some sanity. He has a massive following. So I hope he goes full Musk on the bit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 03:52 PM (oE0yX)

I don't know why people give Rogan shit for being a little slow on the uptake. The guy has never once positioned himself as a thought leader. His greatest skill is his willingness to speak with anyone about anything. That's it.
=======
Rogan is the social media interviewer that the Leftist Corporate Media parrots want to say they are. Except they're not, and they prove it every day. Rogan is willing to have anybody on his show who wants to come on, he talks to them, they have some laughs, we all learn something new (sometimes) and it's good. The Leftist news parrots despise him, because he's better than them and gets more views than them, and he left them to move to the actual Center, as opposed to Left of Castro like them.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 03, 2023 04:03 PM (W+kMI)

181 Show us your tits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Nikki has an exotic bird collection?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2023 04:03 PM (Rl7KJ)

182 170 Hillary wasn’t repulsive when she was younger.

Opinions vary.

Posted by: Just sayin' at March 03, 2023 04:03 PM (DhOHl)

183 Rogan has been on a Red Pill Road. He was never political to begin with. And he's red pilling his viewers along with himself. He averages about 10 million viewers per podcast. Big Media doesn't get that. Slam him all you want about being a big dum dum pot head. I'd say his dum dum bank account speaks for itself.

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 03, 2023 04:03 PM (DB16e)

184 By the way, there's a really disturbing cosmetic surgery being done where they remove a packet of fat that is in your cheeks to fill them out. It makes your face look more "chiseled" and have a stronger cheekbone. By total coincidence it looks a lot like Zoolander's Blue Steel face.

Think of "attractive squidward" and you get a feel for it. It also makes you look older, because as you age that fat goes away sinking your cheeks in.

And its irreversable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 04:04 PM (0hOvj)

185 Somebody has been reading Ace.

Harvard dean says students these days regularly fail to understand basic sentences from texts more than a century old

https://bit.ly/3mfVqkW

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 04:04 PM (FVME7)

186 > Hunter doing his dead brothers wife

Don't forget Hunter doing his dead brother's DAUGHTER, although I'm pretty sure she got passed on to him by the Big Guy when she got too old for him (say, when she started menstruating).



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2023 04:04 PM (bW8dp)

187 ---------

Has O.J. finally given up pursuing the murderer on every golf course in America?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 04:02 PM (EPujZ)



Is he still in jail?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

188 Ron DeSantis: Gov. Halley, why did you say foreigners are more patriotic than American's?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 04:04 PM (E+05M)

189 170 Hillary wasn’t repulsive when she was younger.

Opinions vary.
Posted by: Just sayin' at March 03, 2023 04:03 PM

Saw a pic of Monica that was recent. She's actually aged very nicely.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 04:04 PM (oE0yX)

190 Not a smidgen of corruption in this administration.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2023 04:04 PM (xhxe8)

191 >HordeSource with the antidote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

Posted by: HordeSource at March 03, 2023 04:02 PM (a3Q+t)

---

It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM (gryET)

192 177 I missed that, Rodrigo. Fortunately.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM (hTf8I)

193 "vaginal landing zone" pants.

Snort.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM (DhOHl)

194 HordeSource with the antidote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4
Posted by: HordeSource at March 03, 2023 04:02 PM


Oooh, that's good!

Posted by: Ron Ronster at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM (lDYZi)

195 How often does running for vice-president actually work, though?

------------

Last time might have been, what, GHWB in '80?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM (EPujZ)

196 188 Ron DeSantis: Gov. Halley, why did you say foreigners are more patriotic than American's?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 04:04 PM (E+05M)

=========

"Because they are, faggot."
-Nikki Haley

"Finally, a great Republican!"
-DU

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

197 >>>[former pro-Moscow Ukrainian President Viktor] Yanukovych

Isn't he the main character in Norm Macdonald's moth joke?

Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM (hWiTk)

198 Hillary wasn’t repulsive when she was younger.

Yeah if she hadn't been an evil psychopath, she would have been pretty when she was young. But you could see that "I'll boil your bunny and accuse you of raping your child" look in her eye from the start.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM (0hOvj)

199 160 Stay tuned. Kamala's going to have a health problem and decide to spend more time with her family. Then . . .
Posted by: Go ahead laugh it up

Dude, I think RBG, Biden, Fetterman and Feinstein have all shown health (or even life?) aren't barriers to maintaining or attaining elected office

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM (JCZqz)

200 > Saw a pic of Monica that was recent. She's actually aged very nicely.

She was always decent looking. A little chubby, but cute.

If any of us had the choice of doing Hillary or doing Monica, I'm pretty sure what that choice would be.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM (bW8dp)

201 By the way, these same Democrats spent countless hours subpoenaing and harassing Trump's children, yet they don't want to call this well established crackhead embezzling tax cheating, lying, extorting sack of shit to the stand?

Grow a freaking pair, Republicans you bunch of gimps.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 04:06 PM (T9WMp)

202 Rogan is the social media interviewer that the Leftist Corporate Media parrots want to say they are. Except they're not, and they prove it every day. Rogan is willing to have anybody on his show who wants to come on, he talks to them, they have some laughs, we all learn something new (sometimes) and it's good. The Leftist news parrots despise him, because he's better than them and gets more views than them, and he left them to move to the actual Center, as opposed to Left of Castro like them.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 03, 2023 04:03 PM (W+kMI)

His biggest draw is in the simple fact that he comes across as a normal dude you would want to have a beer with. Is there any guy out there that would want to have a beer with Colbert or Kimmel? Fuck no.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 04:06 PM (KbCG3)

203 Hillary wasn’t repulsive when she was younger.


Umm........


https://is.gd/0RNOr7

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Yeah if she hadn't been an evil psychopath, she would have been pretty when she was young. But you could see that "I'll boil your bunny and accuse you of raping your child" look in her eye from the start.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM (0hOvj)

The ultimate indictment of Hill-dawg's character is sticking with Billy Boy through thick and thin solely for the opportunity to use him for political power.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2023 04:06 PM (Rl7KJ)

205 Harvard dean says students these days regularly fail to understand basic sentences from texts more than a century old

https://bit.ly/3mfVqkW
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 04:04 PM (FVME7)

Well shit, we have a senator from PA who apparently just co-sponsored a bill (yes not kidding) from his hospital room. He can't read sentences or understand what was said 2 minutes ago.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 04:06 PM (oE0yX)

206 Huntie should run for President in 2024.

John Fetterman should be his running mate.

Huntie/Lumpy 2024! America's On Crack And It's Whack!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2023 04:06 PM (R/m4+)

207 Kars 4 Kidz?

Posted by: Make It Stop!! at March 03, 2023 04:06 PM (DhOHl)

208 Chris, I knew you'd figure it out. Thanks bro.

Posted by: 13times at March 03, 2023 04:07 PM (1F6kF)

209 HordeSource with the antidote

"Those ads were bullcrap, I brought a car in and they would not give me any kids"
--Senator Mmoosebotherer, D-NY

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 04:07 PM (0hOvj)

210 One of the things I like about videogames is that the maps themselves are often works of art. Here is a settlement in Fallout 4. TRIGGER ALERT! TRANNY!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-YrElPloKFk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 04:07 PM (FVME7)

211 "Hillary wasn’t repulsive when she was younger."

She's a law firm four.

Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM (iayUP)

212 >>If any of us had the choice of doing Hillary or doing Monica, I'm pretty sure what that choice would be.


Well, we know Monica does things with her mouth.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM (E+05M)

213 "vaginal landing zone" pants.

Snort.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM

They said DUSTY on the ass cheeks. In really wide font.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM (oE0yX)

214 Well, a steady downpour and wind gusts of up to 50mph for the next 8 hours is not quite what I'd had in mind for today. Oh, well. Warmening.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM (Xrfse)

215 Major Healy, Boeing in S.C. Low country. That deal.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM (z3WCn)

216 Hillary has always been one of the ugly "sisters" of Fawn Loebiwitz.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM (oWBc3)

217 >
https://is.gd/0RNOr7

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Good God man! A little decorum, please. What if a child were to click that link???!!!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM (gryET)

218 213 "vaginal landing zone" pants.

Snort.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM

They said DUSTY on the ass cheeks. In really wide font.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM (oE0yX)

I could've sworn they said, "Moosey".

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM (KbCG3)

219 > 192 177 I missed that, Rodrigo. Fortunately.
> Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM (hTf8I)

Don't say you haven't been warned. This is in the "cannot be unseen" category.


https://tinyurl.com/yeehn2bz

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM (bW8dp)

220
Good God man! A little decorum, please. What if a child were to click that link???!!!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM (gryET)



Bad parenting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

221 210 One of the things I like about videogames is that the maps themselves are often works of art. Here is a settlement in Fallout 4. TRIGGER ALERT! TRANNY!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-YrElPloKFk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 04:07 PM (FVME7)

Fallout 4 was such a fun game. My settlements looked nothing like that. I basically constructed death traps for roving mutants.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 04:09 PM (Y5qcH)

222 "Umm........

https://is.gd/0RNOr7
Posted by: Sponge"


Careful! That shit will make you go cross eyed.

Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 04:10 PM (iayUP)

223 His biggest draw is in the simple fact that he comes across as a normal dude you would want to have a beer with. Is there any guy out there that would want to have a beer with Colbert or Kimmel? Fuck no.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 04:06 PM

Have a beer with them? No, beat the fucking tar out of? Yes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 04:10 PM (oE0yX)

224 Hey Hunter, you want my address so you can sue me? Cause I'm still going to mock you every chance I get.

What, exactly, are you going to do to me? Send me back to Vietnam, run over me with another truck, make me spend the rest of my life sleeping alone, when that is already baked into the cake?

Maybe you can get Daddy to send the IRS after me? Pretty tough to do when all I take is the standard deduction, and when I claim my entire tiny gross income from photography business as my net, taking no deductions at all, even for ink and paper.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 03, 2023 04:10 PM (CecP5)

225 If any of us had the choice of doing Hillary or doing Monica, I'm pretty sure what that choice would be.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2023 04:05 PM (bW8dp)

Ummmmmmm...Both!

Yeah Baby!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2023 04:10 PM (R/m4+)

226 https://is.gd/0RNOr7

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Good God man! A little decorum, please. What if a child were to click that link???!!!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM (gryET)

Would one call that Beast 'splaining?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 03, 2023 04:10 PM (xPJvm)

227 Watching Jimmy Kimmel is like watching the second half of Flowers for Algernon, but instead of losing intelligence he's losing testosterone and dignity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 04:11 PM (0hOvj)

228 "Hillary wasn’t repulsive when she was younger."

She looked nice in the White House coffee-table book they released showing the various decor. Not hot - but nice. She could look nice when she tried. She just made a point of rarely trying.

I often wonder how things turn out differently if Bill never meets Hillary.

Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 03, 2023 04:12 PM (9rMHA)

229 Good Lord, why would any woman want to do it with Webb “Jabba the Hubble?”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 03:58 PM (hTf8I)

It was a threesome.

Posted by: The Turkey Baster at March 03, 2023 04:13 PM (tkR6S)

230  ​👍​ to " BREAKING: Gen. Michael T. Flynn has just filed a lawsuit against the US Government for Malicious Prosecution and Abuse of process. " 

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 04:13 PM (FrwzY)

231 I often wonder how things turn out differently if Bill never meets Hillary.
Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 03, 2023 04:12 PM

Less people dead from Arkancide?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 04:13 PM (oE0yX)

232 I often wonder how things turn out differently if Bill never meets Hillary.

Sigh. So do I.

Posted by: Monica at March 03, 2023 04:13 PM (Xrfse)

233 Good Lord, why would any woman want to do it with Webb “Jabba the Hubble?”

Well, a turkey baster with his man batter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 04:14 PM (0hOvj)

234 Good Lord, why would any woman want to do it with Webb “Jabba the Hubble?”

I know right?

Posted by: Minck Jagger at March 03, 2023 04:14 PM (oE0yX)

235
I often wonder how things turn out differently if Bill never meets Hillary.
Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 03, 2023 04:12 PM (9rMHA)

Never even becomes AK Gov. Dope-dealer who makes good, probably parlays the cash into some car dealerships or something where they sell people substandard goods, then dies of tertiary syphilis.

She was always the impetus behind his rise to power, I guarantee it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2023 04:15 PM (oINRc)

236 211 "Hillary wasn’t repulsive when she was younger."

She's a law firm four.
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM

Seeing her hips/thighs/cankles, we know she sure as hell wasn't ambulance chasing.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2023 04:15 PM (JCZqz)

237 Good Lord, why would any woman want to do it with Webb “Jabba the Hubble?”

Seriously ? After being shamed how many times when Bill got caught in public ? She would have thrown it at the first guy showing interest, just for spite. Would not surprise me if she meant to get preggers.

Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 03, 2023 04:16 PM (9rMHA)

238 Brandon I, Emperor for Life ain't fucking around. The full force of the federal dictatorship is eagerly at his beck and call.

But hey, we'll vote those bums out next time, guyz.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at March 03, 2023 04:17 PM (b306O)

239 231 I often wonder how things turn out differently if Bill never meets Hillary.
Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 03, 2023 04:12 PM

Less people dead from Arkancide?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 04:13 PM (oE0yX)

According to the show Justified, Hillary would've still been first lady but Bill would've been a nobody.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 04:17 PM (KbCG3)

240 >230  ​👍​ to " BREAKING: Gen. Michael T. Flynn has just filed a lawsuit against the US Government for Malicious Prosecution and Abuse of process. " 

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 04:13 PM (FrwzY)

Pull the other one; it has bells.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at March 03, 2023 04:18 PM (gryET)

241 Man batter. OMG!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 04:18 PM (E+05M)

242 She WAS a law firm four. Nowadays I don't even think Alex Murdough would do her even if you offered a full pardon.

Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 04:18 PM (iayUP)

243
You're not gonna believe this but...

not only is "hospitalized" fake "senator" fetterman still "voting" in the Senate, he's "sponsoring" bills!

Posted by: I See Dead People at March 03, 2023 04:18 PM (+9lki)

244
I'm sure feinstein, who is probably dead, is also "working from hospice."


Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 03, 2023 04:19 PM (+9lki)

245 237 Good Lord, why would any woman want to do it with Webb “Jabba the Hubble?”

Seriously ? After being shamed how many times when Bill got caught in public ? She would have thrown it at the first guy showing interest, just for spite. Would not surprise me if she meant to get preggers.
Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 03, 2023 04:16 PM (9rMHA)

"Hey, you know, a kid could really help with those political aspirations. People love families."

"No way I'm putting anything of Bill's inside of me."

"Have you met my friend Webb? Just close your eyes and think of the presidency."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 04:19 PM (KbCG3)

246 Pull the other one; it has bells.
Posted by: Merrick Garland at March 03, 2023 04:18 PM


My ding-a-ling?

Posted by: Chuck Berry at March 03, 2023 04:20 PM (a3Q+t)

247 "I think it's very fishy

Ya think??!!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 03, 2023 04:20 PM (wagHN)

248 "Umm........

https://is.gd/0RNOr7
Posted by: Sponge"
.......

Good grief, she even had googly eyes way back then.

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2023 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

249 >>243
You're not gonna believe this but...

not only is "hospitalized" fake "senator" fetterman still "voting" in the Senate, he's "sponsoring" bills!
Posted by: I See Dead People

I thought you had to be physically on the Senate floor to vote.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 04:20 PM (E+05M)

250 Why did the two Russian oligarchs cross the road?

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2023 04:20 PM (iziT8)

251 230  ​👍​ to " BREAKING: Gen. Michael T. Flynn has just filed a lawsuit against the US Government for Malicious Prosecution and Abuse of process. " 

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 04:13 PM (FrwzY)


I will sincerely pray for a favorable outcome

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2023 04:20 PM (fUnHJ)

252
Braindead Tim Johnson "voted" for years from Who Knows Where.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 03, 2023 04:21 PM (+9lki)

253 Ooooohhhh....


Those pants draw my eyes right to the bad place.

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2023 04:22 PM (iziT8)

254 >>" BREAKING: Gen. Michael T. Flynn has just filed a lawsuit against the US Government for Malicious Prosecution and Abuse of process. " 

LOL. Will he call Sidney Powell to the stand?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 04:22 PM (E+05M)

255 And yet they hired 87,000 new irs goons to audit US!!!!!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2023 04:23 PM (dO/0d)

256 Michael McFaul, a former US ambassador to Russia under President Barack Obama, ... "I don't understand why he has not been."

Oh, look another lying sociopath. Sheer, utter sociopathy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2023 04:23 PM (HTCnw)

257 By the way, Anna Puma asked about the new D&D movie, and um, well here's a hint what its going to be like. A quote from the writer:

"We also love emasculating leading men."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 04:23 PM (0hOvj)

258 "Those pants draw my eyes right to the bad place.
Posted by: eleven"

It's like a Time Tunnel that you don't want to spend any time in.

Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 04:23 PM (iayUP)

259 Am I missing out on the money and women here in the Sanatorium?

Posted by: JOHN FETTERMAN at March 03, 2023 04:23 PM (jM1wU)

260 not only is "hospitalized" fake "senator" fetterman still "voting" in the Senate, he's "sponsoring" bills!
Posted by: I See Dead People at March 03, 2023 04:18 PM

Yea I posted on that a bit ago. How is it even possible? It's not, like Biden, Feinstein etc. The puppet masters are pulling the strings.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 04:24 PM (oE0yX)

261 👍​ to " BREAKING: Gen. Michael T. Flynn has just filed a lawsuit against the US Government for Malicious Prosecution and Abuse of process. " 

Second to that. Of course, he stands no chance of winning that law suit in front of a DC jury, but if he can get some assholes into court the process is the punishment.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 03, 2023 04:24 PM (CecP5)

262 Those pants draw my eyes right to the bad place.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2023 04:22 PM (iziT

There's a good place?

Posted by: The Turkey Baster, now sporting a white cane at March 03, 2023 04:24 PM (tkR6S)

263 Looked up this week in US Senate voting and Fetterman and Feinstein didn't vote.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2023 04:25 PM (xhxe8)

264 >258 "Those pants draw my eyes right to the bad place.
Posted by: eleven"

It's like a Time Tunnel that you don't want to spend any time in.

Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 04:23 PM (iayUP)

Hell no square > no no square

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 03, 2023 04:25 PM (gryET)

265 Whenever I hear about Hunter Biden and see the toe fungus ads on the sidebar, it all makes for a perfect symmetry of our current timeline.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 04:25 PM (up/3i)

266 My understanding is since DiFi and Lumpy are out, Harris will be the tie-breaker on votes so no, he's not voting on bills.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 04:25 PM (E+05M)

267 "not only is "hospitalized" fake "senator" fetterman still "voting" in the Senate, he's "sponsoring" bills!
Posted by: I See Dead People at March 03, 2023 04:18 PM

Yea I posted on that a bit ago. How is it even possible? It's not, like Biden, Feinstein etc. The puppet masters are pulling the strings.
Posted by: Minnfidel"


They've got him wired up like Spock's Brain. Not only is he sponsoring bills, he's running the entire hospital, including the billing department!

Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 04:25 PM (iayUP)

268 >They've got him wired up like Spock's Brain. Not only is he sponsoring bills, he's running the entire hospital, including the billing department!

Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 04:25 PM (iayUP)

Having spent a significant amount of time on the front end of Cerner EMR systems; it could be an an improvement.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 03, 2023 04:27 PM (gryET)

269 Those pants draw my eyes right to the bad place.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2023 04:22 PM


Just your eyes? Luxury!

Posted by: Huma at March 03, 2023 04:27 PM (a3Q+t)

270 Blink twice if you sponsor this bill.... eh close enough, write it up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 04:27 PM (0hOvj)

271 " toe fungus ads on the sidebar"

Over at Breitbart they have ads with mushrooms growing on toes. I don't go there that much anymore.

Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 04:27 PM (iayUP)

272 Am I missing out on the money and women here in the Sanatorium?

Posted by: JOHN FETTERMAN at March 03, 2023 04:23 PM (jM1wU)

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And by Sanatorium, you mean Senate, right?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 04:28 PM (EPujZ)

273 270 Blink twice if you sponsor this bill.... eh close enough, write it up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 04:27 PM

Close. I believe it goes "Blink once for a yes vote, twice for no"

Blinks twice.

"Yes, yes. Fetterman supports the Dem bill wholeheartedly!"

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2023 04:29 PM (JCZqz)

274 Over at Breitbart they have ads with mushrooms growing on toes. I don't go there that much anymore.
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 04:27 PM (iayUP)

Ought plant strawberries. Then they could at least make toe jam.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2023 04:29 PM (tkR6S)

275 >>>when he's always in court being defended by lawyers, and when those lawyers are always quitting on him.

Ooooo. Layer ethics.

1. Can't knowingly support perjury.
2. Can't actually quit on a client unless the client agrees....or the client is asking the lawyer to violate ethics or break the law.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 03, 2023 04:29 PM (AmpGx)

276 "Hillary wasn’t repulsive when she was younger."

She's a law firm four.
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 04:08 PM (iayUP)


LOL.

Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2023 04:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

277 Ought plant strawberries. Then they could at least make toe jam.

https://youtu.be/9CdVTCDdEwI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 04:30 PM (0hOvj)

278 Hungary is moving its Israeli embassy to Jerusalem, the first EU member to do so.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 03, 2023 04:32 PM (sWM8x)

279 My medical consult yesterday:

Me:"Doctor, you wouldn't give me one of those Lobotomy things would you?"

Dr. Merton: "No Senator, that would be redundant"

Posted by: JOHN FETTERMAN at March 03, 2023 04:32 PM (jM1wU)

280 " toe fungus ads on the sidebar"

Over at Breitbart they have ads with mushrooms growing on toes. I don't go there that much anymore.

Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 04:27 PM (iayUP)

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Out: Frog-licking.
In: Toe-sucking.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 04:32 PM (EPujZ)

281 >>>We also love emasculating leading men

The leading man is a bard. Enough said. That said they still have what looks to be a pretty badass Paladin.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 03, 2023 04:32 PM (AmpGx)

282 Unless things have changed you must vote from the floor. Clerk calls your name, it's "aye" or "no" - or, thumbs-up, or thumbs-down signal.

As Dave Durenberger of MN once did, by mistake (with a smile), during an impeachment trial. During trials, you vote from your desk, when recognized by the clerk, and the options are "guilty" or "not guilty". The defendant, a federal judge, was sitting in the well with his counsel, and he visibly sagged even more when Durenberger did that (he was reminded by the chair that in impeachments you vote from your desk, "guilty/not guilty", he rushed to his desk and repeated his "guilty" vote solemnly).

It was one of the funnier moments.

In committee work, senators can give staff proxies, so they can deal with other members as equals on select questions. Thus I have a very good friend who dealt with Biden with his boss's proxy at Foreign Relations for years. Joe's election was *the* last straw for this guy.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2023 04:34 PM (OTzUX)

283 We also love emasculating leading men

Signed 99.9% of the entertaiment industry.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 04:34 PM (oE0yX)

284 How long until we get Connie the Barbarian?

Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 04:36 PM (iayUP)

285 Possible NYT Headline:

In Midst of Chaotic Sanctions Against Russia,
Biden Family Builds Bridges That Transcend War

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 03, 2023 04:36 PM (lf83v)

286 I get all kinds of gross bodily pictures on every site.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2023 04:37 PM (xhxe8)

287 How long until we get Connie the Barbarian?

Red Sonya is supposedly being worked on. Which I am glad about, she's a huge badass, they can actually make her a boss babe strong female character in the mold they believe it should be, and not violate the original source material.

Problem?

She has red hair and lately Hollywood has been replacing every single redhead with some random ethnic type.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 04:38 PM (0hOvj)

288 Look up US Senate voting and will give you the vote you look at and how all voted. Lots didn't,but definitely Fetterman and Feinstein did not vote these last 3 days

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2023 04:41 PM (xhxe8)

289 FBI: we were going to look into this, but it happened at night so we couldn't see anything...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 03, 2023 04:43 PM (h1jJh)

290

Jonathan Turley updates us on Hunter Biden's aggressive and threatening legal moves.

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Going back onto the drugs has been a real lifesaver.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 03, 2023 04:46 PM (PbePe)

291 The only rational reason why Garland would steer away from prosecuting the Bidens' malfeasance with oligarchs is -- like his reasoning behind not pursuing nighttime threats against pro-life centers -- Ukraine and Russia are way-y-y over the-e-e-re.

Posted by: red speck at March 03, 2023 04:54 PM (gS3OW)

292 The only rational reason why Garland would steer away from prosecuting the Bidens' malfeasance with oligarchs is

Outside my jurisdiction.

Posted by: Lavrentiy Garland Attorney Admiral at March 03, 2023 05:07 PM (CecP5)

293 And not ONE DAMN THING will ever happen to any of these people.

Not one.

But hey, at least they are getting "exposed." Right?!?
To listen to Republicans [the U.S.A.'s Cuck party], that's all that matters.
Justice? Nahhh.
Righting the wrongs, like 2020, 2022? Too late now.

Just giving everyone here a reminder, a cold gallon of water to the face if you will.
There won't be any accounting. Ever.

Fuck the G.O.P.!

Posted by: Tracy at March 03, 2023 05:10 PM (U5zjI)

294 Lawyers quit when:
(A) the client behaves badly and puts the lawyer in a compromising ethical position (like refuse to show up at a court-ordered hearing;
(B) the client is getting advice from a "consultant" that the lawyer believes to be slimy or unethical and does not want to get involved with; and
(C) the client cannot or wii not pay.
In Hunter's case, it's probably all of the above, plus the fact that Hunter is a corrupt degenerate sleazebag.

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at March 03, 2023 10:17 PM (JV6n/)

295 I'm making $100 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $100 however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
I highly recommend everyone to apply… www.Payathome7.com

Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at March 04, 2023 11:39 AM (2+XmE)

296 rPresident Penetrating Fingers, his criminal son, plus former bosses, Hill-Bill, Barry & Mooch enjoy lavish lifestyles, a fawning, complicit media and snoozing judiciary and legislative individuals.

Who supposedly work for us.

When the draft notices show up for your sons and daughters to head to war, remember that those untouchables are high-fiving each other and raising wine glasses in celebration.

"At this point, what difference does it make?"

Posted by: Ju at March 04, 2023 06:07 PM (aTmM/)

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