Quick Hits

From Alabama, a Clinton advisor was found tied to a tree in Arkansas with electrical cord and shot to death. No gun was found at the scene.

It was ruled, of course, a suicide.

Oh and apparently he signed in Jeffrey Epstein when he came to visit the First P3dophile at the White House.

This is all absolutely believable and only a conspiracy theorist would have any questions about the Official Government Report.

EXCLUSIVE: Arkansas cops rule suicide in death of Clinton aide linked to Jeffrey Epstein - who was found shot and tied to a tree with an electrical cord around his neck - despite no sign of weapon
Bill Clinton's special advisor Mark Middleton, who signed Jeffrey Epstein into the White House several times, killed himself in May 2022
According to the police report, Middleton was found with a gunshot wound to his chest and an extension cord tied around his neck and attached to a tree
His body and car were found at the Heifer Ranch in Perryville, Arkansas
By Daniel Bates For Dailymail.com
Published: 08:24 EST, 22 February 2023
The grisly scene where a top Bill Clinton adviser was found hanged from a tree with a gunshot wound to his chest has finally been revealed nine months after he died.
But the sheriff's report into Mark Middleton's mysterious death raises more questions than answers as it rules he died by suicide -- despite no sign of the weapon that killed him.
Middleton, 59, was found dead last May at the Heifer Ranch in Perryville, Arkansas, an hour west of Little Rock.
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'I could see that he had a gunshot wound to the chest and that he had a knot tied in an extension cord that was around his neck and it was attached to the limb directly above him.
The deputy said a search of Middleton's vehicle turned up three boxes of buckshot and a gun case -- but no weapon.

Middleton was a special advisor to Bill Clinton in the 1990s and signed Jeffrey Epstein into the White House on seven of the 17 times the late pedophile visited.
Middleton also flew on Epstein's jet, nicknamed the 'Lolita Express'. More recently he had been working for his family's HVAC business in Little Rock.
The police report was released to DailyMail.com by the Perry County sheriff's office.
According to the Arkansas Times, Middleton's family said he was suffering from depression.

Yeah, when Hillary Clinton tell you "It's your time to volundie" you tend to get depressed.

FYI, I'm personally very committed to living and I'm doing all sorts of things I don't even like doing just to live longer. Just so everyone knows, I'm not going to kill myself, my heart's in fine working order, and I don't ski.

As Gavin McIness said, if I should be found to have "committed suicide" or "died by misadventure," please make all convenient inquiries.

(You all might want to post your own No-Suicide Clauses below as well.)

Hat tip to Joe Cunningham: Biden has repeatedly threatened to run in 2024 -- and reportedly, he was to announce his reelection campaign shortly after the February 9 State of the Union.

But no such announcement came, and none is scheduled now.

Democrats see Biden suffering from a state of paralysis, which affects their plans to run if he doesn't.

Ooh! So sad!

Joe Biden's closest advisers have spent months preparing for him to formally announce his reelection campaign. But with the president still not ready to make the plunge, a sense of doubt is creeping into conversations around 2024: What if he decides not to?
Biden's past decisions around seeking the presidency have been protracted, painstaking affairs. This time, he has slipped past his most ambitious timetable, as previously outlined by advisers, to launch in February. Now they are coalescing around April.
But even that target is less than definitive. People in the president's orbit say there is no hard deadline or formal process in place for arriving at a launch date decision. According to four people familiar with the president's thinking, a final call has been pushed aside as real-world events intervene. His cloak-and-dagger trip to Kyiv over the holiday weekend took meticulous planning and the positive reaction to it was seen internally as providing him with more runway to turn back to domestic politics.
While the belief among nearly everyone in Biden's orbit is that he'll ultimately give the all-clear, his indecision has resulted in an awkward deep-freeze across the party -- in which some potential presidential aspirants and scores of major donors are strategizing and even developing a Plan B while trying to remain respectful and publicly supportive of the 80-year-old president.
Democratic Govs. JB Pritzker of Illinois, Gavin Newsom of California and Phil Murphy of New Jersey have taken steps that could be seen as aimed at keeping the door cracked if Biden bows out -- though with enough ambiguity to give them plausible deniability. Senators like Bernie Sanders and Amy Klobuchar have been making similar moves.
People directly in touch with the president described him as a kind of Hamlet on Delaware's Christina River, warily biding his time as he ponders the particulars of his final campaign. In interviews, these people relayed an impression that the conventional wisdom in Washington, D.C. -- that there's simply no way he passes on 2024 -- has crystallized too hard, too soon.
"An inertia has set in," one Biden confidant said. "It's not that he won't run, and the assumption is that he will. But nothing is decided. And it won't be decided until it is."

Speaking of inertia, which brings up the topic of botox, which brings up Governor Newsom -- Governor Newsom turns a $102 billion surplus -- that was mostly due to tech industry capital gains tax boon and covid relief funds -- into a 20-30 billion deficit.

And -- whoopsie! -- Newsom "underestimated" the deficit by $7 billion.

California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D)'s projected budget deficit of $22.5 billion may have been too low by $7 billion, according to a report last week by the nonpartisan Legislative Analyst's Office (LAO).
As Fox News notes, Newsom told Californians last month to expect a $22.5 billion deficit in the coming fiscal year -- after a surplus of $100 billion, driven in part by federal grants for coronavirus relief spending.

Meanwhile, DeSantis unveils a list of 14 Woke School Board members he's targeting for unemployment in 2024.

Trump toured Ohio today, unlike Biden or Secretary of Chestfeeding Mayor Butt.

Tens of thousands of pounds of goods, food, water being delivered to the people of East Palestine, Ohio right now before Trump’s visit.

Trump paid for all of it.

Number of goods delivered from the Biden Administration: 0. pic.twitter.com/QQADqZl9Uy
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) February 22, 2023

President Trump visits the people of East Palestine, Ohio and brings them water & supplies while Joe Biden only cares about pushing more war and US money in Ukraine.

Thank you President Trump for continuing to show what America First looks like. 🇺🇸

pic.twitter.com/C3jFZS1A3t
— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) February 22, 2023

This woman says she had custom-made clothes which were "lost" in a "lost bag" in 2018.

And then guess who turned up wearing them?

My name is Asyakhamsin tanzanian fashion designer based in houston Texas USA 🇺🇸 I lost my bag 2018 in DCA recently I heard the news on @FoxNews about @sambrinton luggage issue surprisingly I found his images wore my custom made outfitswhich was in the lost bag on 2018 🥹 pic.twitter.com/lJwLHtMJlz
— asyakhamsin (@asyakhamsin1) February 20, 2023

pic.twitter.com/loQiqULFC9
— asyakhamsin (@asyakhamsin1) February 22, 2023

Add new charges.

Posted by: Ace at 06:40 PM

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1 First! Any of you suckholes wanna come up here and knock me off?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 22, 2023 06:41 PM (NTkZC)

2 From previous thread:
268 104 Maybe he attached a really big helium balloon to the shotgun. When he let go it floated away and somehow didn't get caught in or popped by the tree branches.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:59 PM (eyxn4)
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Maybe but then Biden and the USAF would have shot it down with an AIM ..... right?

Posted by: Ciampino -- You're The Man at February 22, 2023 06:42 PM (qfLjt)

3 I drive through Perryville regularly. It is literally in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 22, 2023 06:46 PM (pohLc)

4
I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control
'Cause the power you're supplying
It's electrifying!

Posted by: Mark Middleton's Ghost at February 22, 2023 06:46 PM (Jg7EG)

5 Trump's visit in Ohio today was fantastic optics and showed how well he interacts with us normies. Remember this in '24 Ohio and vote out that sissy Sherrod Brown.

It's a shame Fox is going full homo and trying to ignore El Naranja except in the Tucker hour (and maybe Hannity I don't know I don't care about that prick).

Posted by: UwU_Power at February 22, 2023 06:47 PM (bqcFN)

6 Biden just wants to be begged to run. Fucker is getting cocky.

Shooting one's self in the chest with a shotgun usually calls for trigger toe. Wonder if they found him with his shoes on.

Posted by: Javems at February 22, 2023 06:49 PM (AmoqO)

7 EP - Great photo op for Trump. Finally he can show off. What did he bring J6 prisoners in the last 2 years ?

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2023 06:49 PM (V13WU)

8 1 First! Any of you suckholes wanna come up here and knock me off?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 22, 2023 06:41 PM (NTkZC)

Piker

Posted by: Chief Knockahoma at February 22, 2023 06:50 PM (cknjq)

9 No question, the Tanzanian lady wore it better.

Posted by: Moki at February 22, 2023 06:51 PM (JrN/x)

10 "Democratic Govs. JB Pritzker of Illinois, Gavin Newsom of California and Phil Murphy of New Jersey have taken steps that could be seen as aimed at keeping the door cracked "

I'm pretty sure Pritzker isn't getting through any cracked doors. He's what Carbohydrate Failure looks like.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 06:51 PM (T9WMp)

11 Biden is the president of Ukraine. It is what it is. What are we going to do about it is the question.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 06:51 PM (oWBc3)

12 my rule is never steal a gun laying at the base of a dead body, nothing good will come of it.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

13 sound a lot like the "suicide" of some guy who opposed LBJ for a house seat or something; shot in the belly 3 times with a .22 rifle, which he then threw 50 feet away before expiring.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 22, 2023 06:51 PM (VohFI)

14 Democrats see Biden suffering from a state of paralysis,
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That explains why he keeps falling up the stairs

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2023 06:52 PM (fs1hN)

15 So what is the reason for the Clinton associate "suicide" now? Clearning up loose ends? Was there a trigger I missed?

Posted by: Iris with her selfsame badge of honor at February 22, 2023 06:52 PM (foa6+)

16 Gee, it's almost as if all Gavin's new slackers aren't really contributing to society.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

17 "Hey," asks a fellow voter over on Twitter, "is there some way we can get the power to pardon removed from the presidency by the next election?"

These people really aren't taking the exposure of Jan-6 too well.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 06:53 PM (krQz2)

18 Somebody found dead boy before the popo and figured he wouldn't be needing his shotgun again anytime soon.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 22, 2023 06:54 PM (cknjq)

19 Number of goods delivered from the Biden Administration: 0.

Word is that this will soon change, as the Biden Admin is about to air-drop one unqualified gay chest-feeding vacation enthusiast into East Palestine sometime tomorrow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 06:54 PM (guGkK)

20
Moon, Jupiter, and Venus are beautiful now, about 30 minutes after sunset. Glorious sight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 22, 2023 06:54 PM (Mzdiz)

21 Speaking of inertia, which brings up the topic of botox, which brings up Governor Newsom -- Governor Newsom turns a $102 billion surplus -- that was mostly due to tech industry capital gains tax boon and covid relief funds -- into a 20-30 billion deficit.

And -- whoopsie! -- Newsom "underestimated" the deficit by $7 billion.

^^Poetry. Subtle snark.

Posted by: Iris with her selfsame badge of honor at February 22, 2023 06:54 PM (foa6+)

22 11 Biden is the president of Ukraine. It is what it is. What are we going to do about it is the question.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem
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And Zelenskyy is Pres of USA.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2023 06:54 PM (fs1hN)

23 Ice Shotgun

fucking brilliant

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2023 06:55 PM (us2H3)

24 Moon, Jupiter, and Venus are beautiful now, about 30 minutes after sunset. Glorious sight.

*****************

What about Uranus?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 06:56 PM (VTu1l)

25 my rule is never steal a gun laying at the base of a dead body, nothing good will come of it.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

But DO remember to take the cannoli.

Posted by: Clemenza at February 22, 2023 06:56 PM (guGkK)

26 How can anyone understand the workings of a non-functioning brain?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 06:56 PM (eGTCV)

27 From Alabama?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 06:56 PM (63Dwl)

28 I take it that the Middleton family has been bought off, like the Kopechnes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 22, 2023 06:56 PM (3XQTX)

29 Tomorrow's News, Today! Dateline: DC.

Trump has been impeached a third time. The former president of the United States was again impeached, this time by the Senate. Claims that Trump delivered much-needed supplies to the citizens of East Palestine, Ohio were met with indignation, claims of tampering with an election, double-plus un-goodness, and the first impeachment hat trick in the history of the United States.

When asked what enumerated powers allowed the Senate to begin impeachment, Senator Schumer cried out, "Orange man bad!!!" Video shows general agreement from the reporters present.

Posted by: Another Anon at February 22, 2023 06:56 PM (XRMQ8)

30 >>>So what is the reason for the Clinton associate "suicide" now? Clearning up loose ends? Was there a trigger I missed?

>Epstein, White House, guest list, Bill, Pedomania, etc.

Posted by: Mark Middleton's Ghost at February 22, 2023 06:57 PM (Jg7EG)

31 Tens of thousands of pounds of goods, food, water being delivered to the people of East Palestine, Ohio right now before Trump’s visit.

Trump paid for all of it.

Number of goods delivered from the Biden Administration: 0.
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IMPEACH!! IMPEACH!!!

Posted by: Standard Know-nothing Democrat Voter at February 22, 2023 06:57 PM (krQz2)

32 apropos.... Ace should do a cafe thread dedicated exclusively to penguins, just to see Duncanthrax cry.

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2023 06:57 PM (V13WU)

33 #OnlyPutinWins if you drink Trump's water.

Posted by: Tailgunner Adam at February 22, 2023 06:58 PM (krQz2)

34 > His cloak-and-dagger trip to Kyiv over the holiday weekend took meticulous planning and the positive reaction to it was seen internally as providing him with more runway to turn back to domestic politics.

I'm sorry, what? They literally called Russia to tell Putin Biden was coming so Putin would be on notice not to accidentally kill POTUS.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 06:58 PM (eyxn4)

35 And bought off like the family of the Dem leaker in DC

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 22, 2023 06:58 PM (3XQTX)

36 That's my President. We would be in a completely different place right now if it wasn't for the selfish America hating scum on the left and right.

Posted by: fd at February 22, 2023 06:59 PM (iayUP)

37 What part of the Constitution allows a private citizen to just ship free bottled water into an environmental disaster area?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 06:59 PM (guGkK)

38 no view of stars , planets or galaxies , raining cats and dogs

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2023 06:59 PM (V13WU)

39 Assisted living care is expensive. Free in White House.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2023 06:59 PM (PHDmD)

40
It's a shame Fox is going full homo and trying to ignore El Naranja except in the Tucker hour

Brit Hume is rallying behind Dopey Joe and his visit to Ukraine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 06:59 PM (63Dwl)

41 26 How can anyone understand the workings of a non-functioning brain?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 06:56 PM (eGTCV)

It is, how you say, super easy, barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: Giselle Fetterman at February 22, 2023 06:59 PM (PiwSw)

42 Brit Hume blows hobos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2023 07:00 PM (OJQUs)

43 Betrayal Trump and his MAGA trators teacherously trying to show up our Great Presdint Barack O'Biden!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleburro MA at February 22, 2023 07:01 PM (krQz2)

44 The Middleton 'suicide' happened a while ago, didn't it?

Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2023 07:01 PM (SYTee)

45 Biden is a fake president. His visit to Kiev was stagecraft. You will also never convince his supporters otherwise. This is over, we're just waiting on America's famous final scene. Fuck you lefties, let's get on with it.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 07:01 PM (oWBc3)

46 I got a hat tip!

Am I famous now?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:01 PM (mZ3xv)

47 > The Middleton 'suicide' happened a while ago, didn't it?

Yes. The news here is the release of the report and their ridiculous conclusion.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:02 PM (eyxn4)

48 Is that Arkancide coroner's report a public record? I'd like to know how the guy committed suicide while bound to a tree, because that would be some world-class bullshit.

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 07:03 PM (geLO8)

49 What part of the Constitution allows a private citizen to just ship free bottled water into an environmental disaster area?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 06:59 PM (guGkK)
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Surely we can imprison *somebody* because stuff we don't like happened!!!

Posted by: Standard Democrat Fair These Days at February 22, 2023 07:03 PM (krQz2)

50 27 From Alabama?
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It's OK. All us Southern hicks look alike.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 22, 2023 07:03 PM (sWM8x)

51 20;waiting for the sun to finish setting here and bringing the 11 year old out to see it. Hope it will be clear enough!

Finishing up the chopping of veggies for chicken fajitas while we wait.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 07:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

52 >> What about Uranus?

It's prolapsed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 22, 2023 07:03 PM (Mzdiz)

53 The Arkansas police cannot find the shotgun because it is the same shotgun used to kill Paul Murdaugh in the Alec Murdaugh trial.

The South Carolina Prosecution cannot find that shotgun that killed Paul M., or the rifle that murdered Maggie Murdaugh too.
I am still waiting for them to show any real solid evidence that Alec did it, and how Alec did it too. The prosecution in this murder trial definitely proved Alec is a drug addicted, scumbag thieving lawyer that stole millions from his own clients and law partners, but nothing that he is a double murderer.

Been watching the interminable, 4 weeks so far, trial on “law tube" with Nick Reketia and Goodlawgic.

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2023 07:03 PM (Z32m1)

54 Posted by: Chief Knockahoma at February 22, 2023 06:50 PM

How!

Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren at February 22, 2023 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)

55 who was found shot and tied to a tree with an electrical cord around his neck - despite no sign of weapon

Yeah, the prevalence of invisible, unlocatable guns is a sure sign of suicide.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 07:04 PM (ppBhU)

56 Everybody had a good laugh when Sleepy Joe told the Russians in Ukraine that he was practically raised with Ivan in a Gulag labor camp in Siberia, - how he cuddled with Misha to stay warm.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2023 07:04 PM (Jg7EG)

57 We're either an awesome dictatorship or a sorry totalitarian regime. I can't figure out which.

Maybe we're an awesome totalitarian regime or a sorry dictatorship.

Maybe....... both!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2023 07:04 PM (Q4IgG)

58 The shotgun was MADE OF ICE!!

Posted by: Axeman, Purveyor of The Ice Weapon Trope at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (krQz2)

59 Trump brought his own branded bottled water. Biden watered his pants.

Posted by: fd at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (iayUP)

60 Joey Bidet has paralysis now?

Well that explains the air-stair tumbles...

They really need to fleet up Kamala.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (QGS/I)

61 How are all these people like Hume, giving truck stop blowjobs to Biden, going to process Russia rolling over Z man and his Louis Vitton self in the next few months? These people reviled a true ally like the Shah of Iran when he was deposed. I hate them without mercy.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (oWBc3)

62 24 Moon, Jupiter, and Venus are beautiful now, about 30 minutes after sunset. Glorious sight.

*****************

What about Uranus?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 06:56 PM (VTu1l)
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It's obscured by Klingons.

Posted by: Ciampino - Capt. Kirk is retired at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (qfLjt)

63 It's truly amazing how many people associated with the Clintons have ended up 'killings themselves'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (mZ3xv)

64 Biden waits. Any other challenger does not make any moves. Oh snap, it's getting late. Joe, you've got to run.

He's waiting for changes in crime. Inflation. Border. Ukraine. No matter how long it takes. And it's taking longer than they thought.

Finally, Biden announces, because it would be too late for anyone else to announce.

Plus, Harris can't be on the ticket. It's how to remove her without passing off the base.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (NW9xb)

65 > Is that Arkancide coroner's report a public record? I'd like to know how the guy committed suicide while bound to a tree, because that would be some world-class bullshit.

Well, people who hang themselves from trees would tend to be bound to a tree. It's a lot more suspicious that he managed to shoot himself with a shotgun then hide the shotgun off site while bound to a tree.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (eyxn4)

66
Seriously, Uranus is right up there along the ecliptic between Jupiter and Mars. You just can't see it with the nekkid eye.

Neptune is up there too, below Venus, just above the horizon still now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (Mzdiz)

67 Yeah, the prevalence of invisible, unlocatable guns is a sure sign of suicide.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 07:04 PM (ppBhU)
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I know!

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (krQz2)

68 The shotgun was MADE OF ICE!!

So a Project Habakkuk shotgun?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 07:06 PM (QGS/I)

69 Dude did commit suicide. He committed suicide when he crossed the clintoons. Duh.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2023 07:06 PM (MF3yS)

70 Am I famous now?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:01 PM

Dude! You already were!

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at February 22, 2023 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)

71 Forget about it Jake, it's Arkansas.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 07:07 PM (oWBc3)

72 Definitely suicide.
... but one thing we do know is it is *not* the vax

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Posted by: micky at February 22, 2023 07:07 PM (3byMq)

73 63 It's truly amazing how many people associated with the Clintons have ended up 'killings themselves'.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (mZ3xv)

I feel happy! I feel happy!

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell's Hyoid Bone at February 22, 2023 07:07 PM (PiwSw)

74 It cracks me up that someone, anyone, would steal that outfit and wear it, rather than throwing it away.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 07:07 PM (ppBhU)

75 It's a lot more suspicious that he managed to shoot himself with a shotgun then hide the shotgun off site while bound to a tree.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (eyxn4)

Storing the suicide weapon in a place where it will be safe from discovery by children is just a basic requirement of good post-suicide citizenship.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 07:07 PM (guGkK)

76 63 It's truly amazing how many people associated with the Clintons have ended up 'killings themselves'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (mZ3xv)

It's like, "I dare you! Get involved with the Clintons! I dare you!"

Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2023 07:08 PM (SYTee)

77 56 Everybody had a good laugh when Sleepy Joe told the Russians in Ukraine that he was practically raised with Ivan in a Gulag labor camp in Siberia, - how he cuddled with Misha to stay warm.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2023 07:04 PM (Jg7EG)

That's a joke, right?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 07:08 PM (eGTCV)

78
45 Biden is a fake president. His visit to Kiev was stagecraft. You will also never convince his supporters otherwise. This is over, we're just waiting on America's famous final scene. Fuck you lefties, let's get on with it.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

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My favorite part was the totally staged Air Raid Sirens going off while he and Zelenskyyy were bravely ambling in a Downtown Kyiv square.

You know if the Air Raid threat was real, the Secret Service would have Joe Biden in a bomb shelter six stories underground.

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2023 07:08 PM (Z32m1)

79 Well, people who hang themselves from trees would tend to be bound to a tree. It's a lot more suspicious that he managed to shoot himself with a shotgun then hide the shotgun off site while bound to a tree.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (eyxn4)

somebody stole the shotgun, and then made it look like not a suicide

---Clinton

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2023 07:08 PM (V13WU)

80 I saw that last night, Publius! It was crystal clear and I could see the shadow on the moon.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 22, 2023 07:09 PM (6lj/r)

81 Lucre and life, anything happens to ace he will be avenged

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 07:09 PM (bZR5x)

82
The brownies are in the oven.

répéter...

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 07:09 PM (geLO8)

83 but one thing we do know is it is *not* the vax

So a tax?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 07:09 PM (QGS/I)

84 "cloak and dagger"
"well received"

The US is as ridiculous as North Korea or Iran.

And Brit Hume going completely off the shallow end? Caught up in this idiotic, brain-dead retarded mob phenomenon of believing Ukraine is of any consequence to us? Well astonishingly he's got lots of company. As idiotic as the ankle-biting ignorant dishonest pacifists who sniped at every useful US military action since Vietnam are, turns out many of the adults who fortunately prevailed over them are pretty lightweight, too.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2023 07:09 PM (OTzUX)

85 70 Am I famous now?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:01 PM

Dude! You already were!
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at February 22, 2023 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)

Dammit! You call down one Yoko Apocalypse and it's forever hung around your neck!

Who knew he'd actually do it?? Who knew he had a Yoko porn folder on his computer??

Not this guy!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:09 PM (mZ3xv)

86 >> It was crystal clear and I could see the shadow on the moon.

The full globe of the Moon in indeed quite visible, thanks to the reflected earthshine. Bright thin crescent, but the rest of it is visible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 22, 2023 07:10 PM (Mzdiz)

87 "It's truly amazing how many people associated with the Clintons have ended up 'killings themselves'."

well, some may have, to avoid the threat of their whole family being brutally murdered. Many were probably intricately involved in criminal activity. That seems to be how mafia/syndicates/BigGov works. but poor Seth, he just wanted to expose mobster Hillary after Socialist Sanders was undercut.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 07:10 PM (Cus5s)

88 Storing the suicide weapon in a place where it will be safe from discovery by children is just a basic requirement of good post-suicide citizenship.

The traditional method is to rent a hotel room, barricade the door, and do the deed. Then when the hotel employees call the cops, the cops retrieve the weapon.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:10 PM (eyxn4)

89 As I've posted before, Brinton has been doing this for a long time. The kink is wearing the stolen clothes, not the luggage.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 22, 2023 07:11 PM (7B5FA)

90 When I first heard the story, I thought it was a murder. It was the report of the second shot to the back of the head that convinced me it was suicide.

Posted by: Fritzy at February 22, 2023 07:11 PM (YoZGp)

91 It's truly amazing how many people associated with the Clintons have ended up 'killings themselves'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (mZ3xv)

It's like, "I dare you! Get involved with the Clintons! I dare you!"
Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2023 07:08 PM (SYTee)

Rush Limbaugh used to posit this question: How many people do you know personally who have died under unusual circumstances?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Prepping for Lent at February 22, 2023 07:11 PM (UQUAY)

92
Yeah, the prevalence of invisible, unlocatable guns is a sure sign of suicide.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

It was a ghost gun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 07:11 PM (63Dwl)

93 His cloak-and-dagger trip to Kyiv over the holiday

I took a cloak-and-dagger trip to Flushing, Queens, but only after clearing it with the Corleone family first, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 22, 2023 07:11 PM (2tUFv)

94 90 When I first heard the story, I thought it was a murder. It was the report of the second shot to the back of the head that convinced me it was suicide.
Posted by: Fritzy at February 22, 2023 07:11 PM (YoZGp)

Would you like to be a DA?

Posted by: G. Soros at February 22, 2023 07:12 PM (mZ3xv)

95 my rule is never steal a gun laying at the base of a dead body, nothing good will come of it.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

...

Well they don't really need it anymore right?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 07:12 PM (z/ifB)

96 It cracks me up that someone, anyone, would steal that outfit and wear it, rather than throwing it away.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority

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It was Fabulous!
- - Sam Brinton

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2023 07:12 PM (Z32m1)

97 Surely Mark Middleton's family isn't going to let this go? Did the sheriff's office even bother to identify the type of ammo and see if he owned a gun that matched?

Who the heck would sign off on this?

Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2023 07:13 PM (pTb/Z)

98 Did Joey get a magic hat from Zelensky?

Maybe the hat was full of eels.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 07:13 PM (QGS/I)

99 Well they don't really need it anymore right?
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 07:12 PM (z/ifB)

Excellent point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 07:13 PM (guGkK)

100 Don't disappoint Hillz. Don't disappoint Hillz.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 07:13 PM (eGTCV)

101 > Well they don't really need it anymore right?

What if it's their ticket to Valhalla?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:14 PM (eyxn4)

102 @97 as I noted above bought off like the Kopechnes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 22, 2023 07:14 PM (3XQTX)

103 I don't believe it matters who runs, things are controlled at levels above the legislative and executive branch, and certainly above the consent of the people.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 07:14 PM (up/3i)

104 >Storing the suicide weapon in a place where it will be safe from discovery by children is just a basic requirement of good post-suicide citizenship.

Posted by: Cicero

also, only one round in the gun, the one that will transit your skull

can't have some stranger picking up your piece postmortem and getting into mischief

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 07:14 PM (geLO8)

105 re the Arkancide:

Let me guess - it was ruled a suicide because gun powder residue was found on the deceased's hands. But this is based only on the memory of the coroner; all of the autopsy samples and records were destroyed six months ago in an unexplained fire that the Fire Marshal ultimately declared an Act of God.

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2023 07:15 PM (AMIL/)

106 I hope that Tanzanian lady sues the pants - er, dresses - off that Brinton creep.

Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2023 07:15 PM (pTb/Z)

107 >>>Biden is a fake president. His visit to Kiev was stagecraft. You will also never convince his supporters otherwise. This is over, we're just waiting on America's famous final scene. Fuck you lefties, let's get on with it.

>We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless

Posted by: Preznit Joe Biff at February 22, 2023 07:15 PM (Jg7EG)

108 Joey Bidet has paralysis now?

Well that explains the air-stair tumbles...

They really need to fleet up Kamala.
Posted by: Anna Puma
________________

His gait is approaching that shuffling Tim Conway old man character from the Carol Burnett Show.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 22, 2023 07:15 PM (NTkZC)

109

Isn't the HillBillKillCount something like greater than 30 now?

Posted by: Lance Hardthrust at February 22, 2023 07:15 PM (lFwAV)

110 "The full globe of the Moon in indeed quite visible, thanks to the reflected earthshine. Bright thin crescent, but the rest of it is visible." Posted by: publius

cloudy here still, but it is cool to be able to verify the movement of planets, our small (but important?) position in the stars.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 07:15 PM (Cus5s)

111 He just shot himself from long range guys, so the gun wasn't lying right there.

Gosh I have to do all thinking for you morons.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 07:15 PM (z/ifB)

112 111 He just shot himself from long range guys, so the gun wasn't lying right there.

Gosh I have to do all thinking for you morons.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 07:15 PM (z/ifB

Duh! If it had been a turtle, I'd have slipped on it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:16 PM (mZ3xv)

113 Storing the suicide weapon in a place where it will be safe from discovery by children is just a basic requirement of good post-suicide citizenship.

The traditional method is to rent a hotel room, barricade the door, and do the deed. Then when the hotel employees call the cops, the cops retrieve the weapon.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:10 PM (eyxn4)

================

Best thing is to do is to not do it! Get help!

But if you do? Do not burden your family with discovering the body, and cleaning up the mess. There will be enough of a mess from the emotional damage you cause your family and friends.

Do not do it!

Posted by: PSA for the day. at February 22, 2023 07:17 PM (Z32m1)

114 At one time I pondering dying young and staying pretty. However, I'm well past the young and pretty stage so I'll hang in.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 07:17 PM (eGTCV)

115 Joe is going to check himself into hospital for depression or some other shit until after the 24 election. Respect his privacy and celebrate his courage peons.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 07:17 PM (oWBc3)

116 "You're not qualified to do your own research, just blindly trust the right experts*."

--Atheist Hero Sam Harris

https://bit.ly/3Zct89l

*The right experts are defined as Atheist Leftists Currently In the Favor of the Cult of Leftism

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:17 PM (eyxn4)

117 Isn't the HillBillKillCount something like greater than 30 now?
Posted by: Lance Hardthrust at February 22, 2023 07:15 PM (lFwAV)

No shit....and there are a bunch of idiots out there who say "there is no evidence" and "not enough proof".

Leaving bodies in their wake is what they do.

Dumb Asses. The Clintons have been killing folks since they got out da crib...and stoopid folks voted for them....twice.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

118 82
The brownies are in the oven.

répéter...

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 07:09 PM (geLO

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'The brownies are in the oven' sounds like a passphrase or something.

Posted by: Ciampino - Capt. Kirk is retired and retreaded at February 22, 2023 07:17 PM (qfLjt)

119
Plus, Harris can't be on the ticket. It's how to remove her without passing off the base.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (NW9xb)

Ha Ha Ha Ha, dude, she's on. Haven't you been reading about humiliation being part of the kink?

Posted by: Auspex at February 22, 2023 07:18 PM (j4U/Z)

120 Well they don't really need it anymore right?
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 07:12 PM (z/ifB)

Excellent point.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 07:13 PM (guGkK)

You're just giving the gun a new forever home with a family that will never use it for suicide. That seems best to me.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 07:18 PM (z/ifB)

121 'The brownies are in the oven' sounds like a passphrase or something.
Posted by: Ciampino - Capt. Kirk is retired and retreaded at February 22, 2023 07:17 PM (qfLjt

Is someone pregnant??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:18 PM (mZ3xv)

122 It's very common, especially with small police departments and Sheriff's offices to call in the Arkansas State Police in a homicide, making use of their forensic labs. Guess the goobers down in Perryville had it under control.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2023 07:18 PM (lz5hY)

123

The gun was high up in the tree on a bungee cord. I learned that from a Colombo episode! It was up the chimney, but same difference...

Posted by: Lance Hardthrust at February 22, 2023 07:18 PM (lFwAV)

124 His body and car were found at the Heifer Ranch in Perryville, Arkansas

Perry? Like Rick Perry? Hmmmm. Little too coincidental.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 22, 2023 07:19 PM (DK4U1)

125 > Do not do it!

Sorry. I got swept up in the dark humor and wasn't thinking. You are absolutely right. Don't do it. It's a permanent solution to a problem that is most likely temporary.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:19 PM (eyxn4)

126 "As Gavin McIness said, if I should be found to have "committed suicide" or "died by misadventure," please make all convenient inquiries."

Then he pranked everybody by disappearing for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at February 22, 2023 07:20 PM (MvF+J)

127 Suicides Are Us ... look, you want it to look like a murder, we can arrange (for $20k cash) for you to pull the trigger, but for the gun to be carried away by a balloon. (anyone related to Clinton business must pay triple).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 07:20 PM (Cus5s)

128 Surely Mark Middleton's family isn't going to let this go? Did the sheriff's office even bother to identify the type of ammo and see if he owned a gun that matched?

Who the heck would sign off on this?
Posted by: bluebell

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This may sound crass? But I would fight the ruling, just to collect the insurance and clear his not so good name, but mostly clear his name.

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2023 07:20 PM (Z32m1)

129 Mark Middleton did not kill himself. Just like Jeffrey Epstein. Was Middleton going to blab, or was "maybe" percentage too high for the Clintons.?

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2023 07:20 PM (W+kMI)

130 After Trump's visit... Sec. Pete's visit will akin to the clowns showing up

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 07:20 PM (QGS/I)

131 Seth Rich. * boy do we have a lot to talk about*

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 07:21 PM (bZR5x)

132 No I'm making brownies

Ghirardelli Double Chocolate

(but I thought I might get 'John has a long mustache')

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 07:21 PM (geLO8)

133 The application of an extension cord shows innovation, adaptability, improvisation.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2023 07:21 PM (Jg7EG)

134 110 too cloudy here as well. Darn it.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 07:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

135 Our local stupid school district took its fucking COVID money and started new programs which required them to hire 4 full time staff members. Now...whoopsie! The COVID money has run out and they have no idea how they are going to pay for the programs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 22, 2023 07:22 PM (DK4U1)

136 If I turn up dead, you'll never hear about it anyway, so make up whatever story gets the most clicks.

Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at February 22, 2023 07:22 PM (MvF+J)

137 A young Joe Biden was so fast and athletic he could shoot a gun and run to intercept the body with his teeth.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 07:22 PM (eGTCV)

138 "Hat tip to Joe Cunningham: Biden has repeatedly threatened to run in 2024 -- and reportedly, he was to announce his reelection campaign shortly after the February 9 State of the Union.

But no such announcement came, and none is scheduled now."

I first read this and was like 'FUCK! We just had one, didn't we?!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2023 07:22 PM (CsVWE)

139
Trump just bought Big Macs for everyone in East Palestine. He said he knows the menu better than all of them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 22, 2023 07:22 PM (Mzdiz)

140 97 Surely Mark Middleton's family isn't going to let this go? Did the sheriff's office even bother to identify the type of ammo and see if he owned a gun that matched?

Who the heck would sign off on this?
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Bluebell, the sort of person who would sign off on that bogus report is the sort of person that would accept a duffel bag stuffed with $100 bills from a friend of the Clintons.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2023 07:23 PM (W+kMI)

141 Mentioned in the basement thread but Trump went into a McDonalds in Ohio and bought Big Macs for all the first responders.

Said he knew the menu by heart.

Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:23 PM (mZ3xv)

142 Multiple people and some reporters shot in Pinehills, Florida.

https://bit.ly/3KwMYrz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:23 PM (eyxn4)

143 98 Did Joey get a magic hat from Zelensky?

Maybe the hat was full of eels.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 07:13 PM (QGS/I)
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The hat was 10% full ..... wait .... the hat was full of 10% .....?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Capt. Kirk is retired and retreaded at February 22, 2023 07:23 PM (qfLjt)

144 If I turn up dead, we all know who done it.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 07:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

145 Asyakhamsin must be pissed seeing her clothes on the clown, Sam.
My favorite meme was "Steal this Look"...... Challenge accepted.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 22, 2023 07:23 PM (NpAcC)

146 @135

>>The COVID money has run out and they have no idea how they are going to pay for the programs.

Looks like someone's property taxes are about to be jacked up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 07:24 PM (up/3i)

147 139
Trump just bought Big Macs for everyone in East Palestine. He said he knows the menu better than all of them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 22, 2023 07:22 PM (Mzdiz

Jinx!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:24 PM (mZ3xv)

148 Someone needs to do a detailed list of all the dead connected to the Clintons, here and overseas.

All the writers out there....would make a great book.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 07:24 PM (R/m4+)

149 If I turn up dead, we all know who done it.

Was it the cats? Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 07:25 PM (QGS/I)

150 Was the duffel bag of cash dragged through a trailer park first?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 07:26 PM (QGS/I)

151 Lots of mysterious deaths...Maybe Hillary should fire up her Scooby van and get to investigating!

Posted by: Molly k. at February 22, 2023 07:26 PM (j/yko)

152 @136 Jebus, I just gave up being cynical with that competition.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 07:26 PM (oWBc3)

153 Damn. A drive by on a previous shooting.

Something tells me they were trying to silence someone.

A reporter was killed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:26 PM (mZ3xv)

154 REEEEE!!!

Trump's buying votes!

REEEEEEE!!!

- Concerned Democrat

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2023 07:26 PM (PTw5h)

155 If I live to a very old age it would surprise the hell out me.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 22, 2023 07:26 PM (jTmQV)

156 Why were you late getting back from work?

Well... see... I went to McDonalds and Donald Trump was there, and, uh, it was a bit backed up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 22, 2023 07:26 PM (DK4U1)

157 "Was it the cats? Nyah?"

They'll destroy the evidence.

Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at February 22, 2023 07:26 PM (MvF+J)

158 Reporters were doing a report on a deadly shooting when a car full of shitbags fired on the crowd.

99.999999% probability this is a gang shooting. In L.A. and other places there was a time gang members would attack, then come back and shoot at the first responders. This sounds similar.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:27 PM (eyxn4)

159 63 It's truly amazing how many people associated with the Clintons have ended up 'killings themselves'.
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I remember back in 1994 when pre-Republican me was arguing with CPTN Charles about the veracity, reality, and circumstances of Clinton friends committing assisted suicide. Good times. I'm so ashamed I ever voted for that man for president. Even once.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2023 07:27 PM (W+kMI)

160 Our local stupid school district took its fucking COVID money and started new programs which required them to hire 4 full time staff members. Now...whoopsie! The COVID money has run out and they have no idea how they are going to pay for the programs.

Duh. If they understood basic budgeting they would all have gotten jobs in the private sector.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 07:27 PM (guGkK)

161
Hot Springs was a huge Mob run dealio from the 20s through the 70s IIRC.

Clinton's mentor was up to his eyeballs with the Mob.

So, I suppose it's like zero surprise that convenient accidents, deaths, and murders seem to circle around the Clintons if Bill had the same connections. Who knows?

Weird though that Hillary! and Bill would still pull any weight with that crowd

Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2023 07:28 PM (KLPy8)

162 99.999999% probability this is a gang shooting. In L.A. and other places there was a time gang members would attack, then come back and shoot at the first responders. This sounds similar.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:27 PM (eyxn4)

Was it ever true that they would drive around with high beams on and shoot at cars that flashed them?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 07:28 PM (z/ifB)

163 Joe is going to check himself into hospital for depression or some other shit until after the 24 election. Respect his privacy and celebrate his courage peons.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

=======================

Remember the 25th Amendment does not remove Joe as President. It only sets him aside, while the VP is the temporary acting President. Joe will be the President until he is impeached, resigns, dies, or is impeached AND Convicted in the Senate. He can come back anytime he gets the votes to do so.

Imagine if they do use the 25th? Kamalalalala is only the acting Prezzy. Can she replace the Biden White House Staff? Fire anyone in the Cabinet or other Department Heads? The back stabbing, infighting, and general intrigue would be GLORIOUS!

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2023 07:28 PM (Z32m1)

164 74 It cracks me up that someone, anyone, would steal that outfit and wear it, rather than throwing it away.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 07:07 PM
Sam Brinton is a tame Jamie Gumm. So far.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2023 07:29 PM (MF3yS)

165 149. @anna puma

Whoa…Nyah?

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 07:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

166 The balls on this Brinton Guy?!?!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 22, 2023 07:29 PM (CCSxw)

167 A reporter was killed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:26 PM (mZ3xv)

It's a good start.

More please...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 07:30 PM (R/m4+)

168 > Was it ever true that they would drive around with high beams on and shoot at cars that flashed them?

I heard that was an urban legend, but it might have happened somewhere.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:30 PM (eyxn4)

169 Someone needs to do a detailed list of all the dead connected to the Clintons, here and overseas.

All the writers out there....would make a great book.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 07:24 PM (R/m4+)

I think it includes Ron whatshisname whose plane got shot down in Europe somewhere? Kosovo stuff?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 07:30 PM (z/ifB)

170 REEEEE!!!

Trump's buying votes!

REEEEEEE!!!

- Concerned Republican

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 22, 2023 07:30 PM (DK4U1)

171 114 At one time I pondering dying young and staying pretty. However, I'm well past the young and pretty stage so I'll hang in.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 07:17 PM (eGTCV)
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A novel from the 1950s NYC "Knock On Any Door" where the main character's motto is 'Live Fast, Die Young and Have a Goodlooking Corpse".

Posted by: Ciampino --- Capt. Kirk is retired and retreaded at February 22, 2023 07:31 PM (qfLjt)

172 135 Our local stupid school district took its fucking COVID money and started new programs which required them to hire 4 full time staff members. Now...whoopsie! The COVID money has run out and they have no idea how they are going to pay for the programs.
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I guess a school funding bill is going to show up on your election ballot this year.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2023 07:31 PM (W+kMI)

173 159 63 It's truly amazing how many people associated with the Clintons have ended up 'killings themselves'.
=======

Maybe Hillz just sucks the will to live out of people who get too close to her--kind of an X-Man thing.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 07:31 PM (eGTCV)

174 > Sam Brinton is a tame Jamie Gumm. So far.

Sam Brinton is a tame Jamie Gumm. So far as we know.

FIFY

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:31 PM (eyxn4)

175 The Silence of the Lambs guy laughs at Brinton. Steal it, wear it, live it.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 07:31 PM (oWBc3)

176 Prez Kamala would obey exactly the same people as vegie Biden.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 07:31 PM (Cus5s)

177 https://tinyurl.com/4xyrf693
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
couple on the Georgia Pseudo Grand Jury Forman making the talk show rounds blabbing what they are doing.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 07:31 PM (xhxe8)

178 Ron Brown

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:32 PM (mZ3xv)

179 81 Lucre and life, anything happens to ace he will be avenged

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 07:09 PM (bZR5x)

#kitchentable

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 22, 2023 07:32 PM (CCSxw)

180 Our local stupid school district took its fucking COVID money and started new programs which required them to hire 4 full time staff members. Now...whoopsie! The COVID money has run out and they have no idea how they are going to pay for the programs.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire

=======

Fire some teachers! Then the Union will campaign to vote their stupid shortsighted butts out next time.

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2023 07:32 PM (Z32m1)

181 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

182 Add new charges.
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Cultural appropriation.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 07:33 PM (Vwz3I)

183 Ron Brown aboard a T-43/B-737 that Hillary had used previously to 'dodge sniper fire' while dragging Chelsea around on the junket.

It was blamed on the flight crew with inadequate training and poor flight maps.

Oddly the manager of the airport soon after the accident also committed suicide.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 07:33 PM (QGS/I)

184 All jizz and no snizz makes Mayor Butt a braindead worthless f*ck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

185 In other news, Trump did a good deed and gave the Potato & junta the single finger salute. Makes me remember why I voted for him twice, with no shame whatsoever.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2023 07:33 PM (W+kMI)

186 179 81 Lucre and life, anything happens to ace he will be avenged

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 07:09 PM (bZR5x)

#kitchentable
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 22, 2023 07:32 PM (CCSxw)

#hordemafia

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:33 PM (mZ3xv)

187 REEEEE!!!

Trump's buying votes!

REEEEEEE!!!

-- Amy Schumer

Posted by: junior at February 22, 2023 07:33 PM (PTw5h)

188 Oddly the manager of the airport soon after the accident also committed suicide.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 07:33 PM (QGS/I

It's contagious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:34 PM (mZ3xv)

189 161 Hot Springs was considered neutral territory by the mobs beginning in the twenties. You could go there to relax without fear of getting whacked by the competition. These people wanted entertainment in the form of booze, broads, and gambling and it was wide open. Lots of money changed hands in Arkansas to keep it that way for many years.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2023 07:34 PM (lz5hY)

190 -- Governor Newsom turns a $102 billion surplus -- that was mostly due to tech industry capital gains tax boon and covid relief funds -- into a 20-30 billion deficit.

I mean, can you REALLY count covid relief funds in your STATE ANNUAL BUDGET?

Shady shit, right there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 07:34 PM (Zz0t1)

191 I'm sneezing my face off and my nose is running like a tap. Feeling kind of crappy-ish.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 07:35 PM (eGTCV)

192 Woman looks a lot better in her clothes than that Trannie

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 07:35 PM (xhxe8)

193 browndog, you be very quick, my friend

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 07:35 PM (bZR5x)

194 >>>Prez Kamala would obey exactly the same people as vegie Biden.

>Kamala would hold a cock measuring contest and the winner would get to stay in the Lincoln bedroom.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2023 07:35 PM (Jg7EG)

195 "A reporter was killed."

for daring to actually "report"?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 07:35 PM (Cus5s)

196 anything happens to ace he will be avenged

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 07:09 PM (bZR5x)

Shelves everywhere will revolt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 07:35 PM (Zz0t1)

197 Aren't they still dumping billions into the high speed rail boondoggle?

That and buying heroin for all the population of California.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:36 PM (mZ3xv)

198 148 Someone needs to do a detailed list of all the dead connected to the Clintons, here and overseas.

All the writers out there....would make a great book.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 07:24 PM (R/m4+)

Clinton Crimes. I forget the author. The movie is good if too you can find it. VCR tape hand to hand circulation back in the 90's. I found it on Boobtube a few years back but it was down before I got 15 minutes into it.

Posted by: Reforger at February 22, 2023 07:36 PM (o1jpz)

199 Our local stupid school district took its fucking COVID money and started new programs which required them to hire 4 full time staff members. Now...whoopsie! The COVID money has run out and they have no idea how they are going to pay for the programs.

Sounds like normal budgeting to us!

Posted by: The State of California! at February 22, 2023 07:36 PM (2tUFv)

200 There was a lot of bodies before they became national.

Posted by: Reforger at February 22, 2023 07:37 PM (o1jpz)

201 > I'm sneezing my face off and my nose is running like a tap. Feeling kind of crappy-ish.

Have you done a sinus rinse yet? That always helps me.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:37 PM (eyxn4)

202 This is all absolutely believable and only a conspiracy theorist would have any questions about the Official Government Report.

Again ... and look, I get it - folks that called me or those like me a conspiracy theorist just might not like hearing "I told you so". So straight up, folks that are just now getting a clue ? I told you so.

Ron Brown. Seth Rich. Vince Foster.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 22, 2023 07:37 PM (3m/9l)

203 It's contagious.

100% mortality rate

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 07:37 PM (QGS/I)

204 191 I'm sneezing my face off and my nose is running like a tap. Feeling kind of crappy-ish.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 07:35 PM (eGTCV

Hit your finger with a hammer. That will cure it.

Or at least take your mind off your nose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:38 PM (mZ3xv)

205 These people wanted entertainment in the form of booze, broads, and gambling and it was wide open. Lots of money changed hands in Arkansas to keep it that way for many years.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2023 07:34 PM (lz5hY)

I think FDR went there to get away from his rug munching wife for rub and tugs. I think he went to JawJa too.

He fit right in with all the gangstas.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 07:38 PM (R/m4+)

206 189 161 Hot Springs was considered neutral territory by the mobs beginning in the twenties. You could go there to relax without fear of getting whacked by the competition. These people wanted entertainment in the form of booze, broads, and gambling and it was wide open. Lots of money changed hands in Arkansas to keep it that way for many years.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2023 07:34 PM (lz5hY)

=====================

Saint Paul MN was the same way for a while in the 1920's, until some stupid gangsters shot up the bank and a bunch of citizens too, and the corrupt police chief had to do something before he got arrested or lynched.

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2023 07:38 PM (Z32m1)

207 I don't always kill myself. But when I do I have dirt on the Clinton's. Also I do it spectacularly and unbelievably.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 22, 2023 07:39 PM (ztQ7U)

208 Sponge, think better of our options.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 07:39 PM (bZR5x)

209
I mean, can you REALLY count covid relief funds in your STATE ANNUAL BUDGET?

Shady shit, right there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

A couple states are planning to use Covid relief funds to create a slavery reparation commission.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

210 163 Imagine if they do use the 25th? Kamalalalala is only the acting Prezzy. Can she replace the Biden White House Staff? Fire anyone in the Cabinet or other Department Heads? The backstabbing, infighting, and general intrigue would be GLORIOUS!
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I think that's a reason why he hasn't got replaced yet. The greedy jerks thought that 2022 would go their way so they slacked on getting the Potato's early retirement plan worked out. Now they're in a pinch versus PRC, Russia, the economy, the immigration, East Palestine, and a few other things. And the designated replacement is Kneepads Harris, and if she goes, Kevin McCarthy!

Man, the behind-the-scenes drama should be material for HBO.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2023 07:40 PM (W+kMI)

211 Surely Mark Middleton's family isn't going to let this go? Did the sheriff's office even bother to identify the type of ammo and see if he owned a gun that matched?

Who the heck would sign off on this?
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Bluebell, the sort of person who would sign off on that bogus report is the sort of person that would accept a duffel bag stuffed with $100 bills from a friend of the Clintons.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2023 07:23 PM (W+kMI)
***

I'm happy to sell my signature for that kinda money!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2023 07:40 PM (anj39)

212 That poor baby the Bootyjudges purchased.

What are the odds that kid is already very familiar with the taste of man-seed, and has been since the day they bought him?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 22, 2023 07:40 PM (iKBwy)

213 123

The gun was high up in the tree on a bungee cord. I learned that from a Colombo episode! It was up the chimney, but same difference...

Posted by: Lance Hardthrust at February 22, 2023 07:18 PM (lFwAV)

I became tired of the Columbo series after a couple years because the basic plot of every episode was the same: Rich guy or gal commits a murder and did it in a manner that leaves only one obscure clue, usually due to a sloppy mistake. Then every time Columbo asks the killer a question about the case, he/she blabbers away with wild theories to try to get Columbo off the scent, actually giving Columbo more info to nail them. Instead of simply saying, "I have no idea, Lieutenant." But then there wouldn't have been any episodes.

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2023 07:40 PM (AMIL/)

214 I mean, can you REALLY count covid relief funds in your STATE ANNUAL BUDGET?

When the stock market is good, and California takes in billions in capital gains taxes from tech people, California assumes that that money influx will go on forever.

When the stock market is bad, and capital gains taxes collapse, then California explains that of course they have to raise taxes. I mean, what else do you expect them to do?

Posted by: The State of California! at February 22, 2023 07:40 PM (2tUFv)

215 Clinton Crimes. I forget the author. The movie is good if too you can find it. VCR tape hand to hand circulation back in the 90's. I found it on Boobtube a few years back but it was down before I got 15 minutes into it.
Posted by: Reforger at February 22, 2023 07:36 PM (o1jpz)

Ah, Nice! I think an update is needed and maybe throw in some nude pics of Hillary doing the nasty.

Clinton Crimes 2: Hillary's Clitoris Boogaloo

You know, for the record.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 07:41 PM (R/m4+)

216 Wikipedia on the Arkancides:

https://tinyurl.com/jkv2bej8

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2023 07:41 PM (Z32m1)

217 It's contagious.

100% mortality rate
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 07:37 PM (QGS/I)
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Wonder if there is an FDA-approved test for Arkancide...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 07:41 PM (BpYfr)

218 Watch out for that 13th step. It's a doozy!

Posted by: Preznit Joe Biff at February 22, 2023 07:41 PM (Jg7EG)

219 "The back stabbing, infighting, and general intrigue would be GLORIOUS!
Posted by: rd"

That's why I want Kamala to ascend. The chaos.

Posted by: fd at February 22, 2023 07:41 PM (iayUP)

220 Another list:

https://www.semissourian.com/story/2807355.html

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2023 07:42 PM (Z32m1)

221 café is open

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I)

222 He tied the gun to a silver weather balloon before he pulled the trigger, so then when he dropped it, it went up into the sky and the airforce blew it up with a missile. So that's why it's gone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2023 07:42 PM (xLeOT)

223 Why do they even bother Arkaniciding people anymore?
There is literally No Information that would lead to Hillary's arrest.

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2023 07:42 PM (FhXTo)

224 Sponge, think better of our options.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 07:39 PM (bZR5x)

I was just adding on to the obvious.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)

225 TOP MEN

@paulsperry_ 20h
BREAKING: IRS-990 filings reveal the Bidens added ex-FBI chief Louis Freeh to the board of directors of the Beau Biden Foundation after Freeh pumped $100k into a trust fund for Joe Biden's grandkids. Freeh,who's Irish, referred to Biden as "Dad" in emails found on Hunter's laptop

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2023 07:43 PM (XF9Gj)

226 one more list from 2019

https://tinyurl.com/45mtt7p2

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2023 07:43 PM (Z32m1)

227 Why do they bother to do it? Hillary knows its not necessary, but gosh, she just enjoys it so darn much.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2023 07:44 PM (xLeOT)

228 Does this Heifer Ranch place belong to Ana Navarro?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 07:44 PM (eGTCV)

229 Rule 1: Cardio.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 07:44 PM (up/3i)

230
A couple states are planning to use Covid relief funds to create a slavery reparation commission.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

Yeah, that's not how this works......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)

231 148 Someone needs to do a detailed list of all the dead connected to the Clintons, here and overseas.

All the writers out there....would make a great book.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 07:24 PM (R/m4+)
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There are lists on the Internet.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Capt Kirk is retired and retreaded at February 22, 2023 07:45 PM (qfLjt)

232 Why do they even bother Arkaniciding people anymore?
There is literally No Information that would lead to Hillary's arrest.
Posted by: DaveA

I've been wondering this for a few years.

My guess? Revenge, and because to them it's FUN. Killing people brings them joy and laughter. Also probably because it pleases their demons.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 22, 2023 07:45 PM (iKBwy)

233 what else do you expect them to do?
Posted by: The State of California! at February 22, 2023 07:40 PM (2tUFv)

"I expect you to DIE, Mr. Bond."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)

234 RE: Brinton's theft:
[In Vicki Lawrence's "Mama" voice]:
Cheap little a$$hole, ain't he.

Posted by: Flyover at February 22, 2023 07:46 PM (Rbu5d)

235 Did you know Bob Lazar--the guy who claims to have the designs of an actual flying saucer from Area 51--is actually Senile Joe?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 07:47 PM (eGTCV)

236 227 Why do they bother to do it? Hillary knows its not necessary, but gosh, she just enjoys it so darn much.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2023 07:44 PM (xLeOT)

Elizabeth Bazthory

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 07:48 PM (eGTCV)

237 "One of the men #KyleRittenhouse shot during the 2020 riots has sued the teenager, arguing that the shooting caused emotional distress and humiliation."

I feel sorry that Kyle has to go through this but that last part made me laugh.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 22, 2023 07:48 PM (DB16e)

238 How are all these people like Hume, giving truck stop blowjobs to Biden, going to process Russia rolling over Z man and his Louis Vitton self in the next few months? These people reviled a true ally like the Shah of Iran when he was deposed. I hate them without mercy.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 07:05 PM (oWBc3)

They weren't good enough and wasted all the stuff given to them. It certainly wasn't our planning or anything.

Then it drops off the television forever until it is forgotten, like Afghanistan.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 07:50 PM (eoQWY)

239 Thank heavens Trump is back to being Trump. All the silly attacks on DeSantis were direct donations to the DeSantis Presidential campaign.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 22, 2023 07:55 PM (uWF4x)

240 Our local stupid school district took its fucking COVID money and started new programs which required them to hire 4 full time staff members. Now...whoopsie! The COVID money has run out and they have no idea how they are going to pay for the programs.

Sounds like normal budgeting to us!
Posted by: The State of California! at February 22, 2023 07:36 PM (2tUFv)

Fire 8 administrators that recommended these programs.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 07:55 PM (eoQWY)

241 I feel sorry that Kyle has to go through this but that last part made me laugh.
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 22, 2023 07:48 PM (DB16e)

Me too. I watched it happen on live feed. Roit porn I was calling it.
Dude attempted to murder Kyle with his cohorts. He admitted it in court. Why is he not in prison?

Posted by: Reforger at February 22, 2023 07:55 PM (o1jpz)

242 Hate to say this, but the guns he had were likely stolen after he offed himself.

Posted by: Unnamed Child Victim at February 22, 2023 07:59 PM (LOEBe)

243 And Brit Hume going completely off the shallow end? Caught up in this idiotic, brain-dead retarded mob phenomenon of believing Ukraine is of any consequence to us? Well astonishingly he's got lots of company. As idiotic as the ankle-biting ignorant dishonest pacifists who sniped at every useful US military action since Vietnam are, turns out many of the adults who fortunately prevailed over them are pretty lightweight, too.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2023 07:09 PM (OTzUX)

Ukraine is of consequence to us since it is a place to launder taxpayer money through grants and IMF and dump it back into Democrat hands, and it is part of the Neocons' lunatic plan to provoke a war for defense spending, and probably also used for bio weapons research by people like Fauci.

Keeping Russia from straightening it out, now THAT is in no interest of ours.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 07:59 PM (eoQWY)

244 How long until the FEC fines Trump for buying votes? You know they're considering it.

Posted by: Orson at February 22, 2023 08:00 PM (ucCEO)

245 >> Russia rolling over Z man... in the next few months

Not going to happen. Ukraine will be an ocean of mud for the near future.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 22, 2023 08:00 PM (uWF4x)

246 Me too. I watched it happen on live feed. Roit porn I was calling it.
Dude attempted to murder Kyle with his cohorts. He admitted it in court. Why is he not in prison?
Posted by: Reforger at February 22, 2023 07:55 PM (o1jpz)

Did a deal with the prosecutor to try and hang Rittenhouse, I think it was.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:00 PM (eoQWY)

247 Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2023 07:29 PM (MF3yS)

The designer and her models look much better in the outfits. He’s wearing them wrong, and they don’t suit his complexion.

You knew this day would come though, his rumblemsale wardrobe hinted strongly at stolen goods.

Posted by: SarahW at February 22, 2023 08:05 PM (g1vnC)

248 Did a deal with the prosecutor to try and hang Rittenhouse, I think it was.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:00 PM (eoQWY)

Then that one with the hair showed up in the Christmas parade prosecution.
I was worried when I saw him on the team. I thought shithead would walk for sure.

Posted by: Reforger at February 22, 2023 08:05 PM (o1jpz)

249 How do they explain the “ no gun” thing.

I mean, faking murder has been done (remember the census guy - I remember the sad case of a personal acquaintance that did this, too) but lethal gun shots and no gun?

Posted by: SarahW at February 22, 2023 08:07 PM (g1vnC)

250 Can you stop with the man crush on DeSantis when President Trump was in East Palestine today amd it was HUGE, absolutely HUGE!

Disgusting… really…

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 22, 2023 08:08 PM (MwHgU)

251 196 anything happens to ace he will be avenged

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 07:09 PM (bZR5x)

Shelves everywhere will revolt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 07:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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Vespa factory will close, much to the merriment of the Lambretta Company.

Posted by: Ciampino - scooting along at February 22, 2023 08:08 PM (qfLjt)

252 > Why do they bother to do it? Hillary knows its not necessary, but gosh, she just enjoys it so darn much.
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Because even the Clintons are afraid of being put in jail. When you've fucked over so, so many people you simply cannot take chances on one rolling over on you. No matter what.

That there's no chance they'll see the inside of a prison isn't really the issue for them. The issue is that it's not a 100% guarantee. 99.9% leaves a margin of error.

The Clintons understand what it takes to be ruthless.

Something our side would be well advised to learn and employ.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2023 08:22 PM (Q4IgG)

253 252 > Why do they bother to do it? Hillary knows its not necessary, but gosh, she just enjoys it so darn much.
______________
Because even the Clintons are afraid of being put in jail. When you've fucked over so, so many people you simply cannot take chances on one rolling over on you. No matter what.

That there's no chance they'll see the inside of a prison isn't really the issue for them. The issue is that it's not a 100% guarantee. 99.9% leaves a margin of error.

The Clintons understand what it takes to be ruthless.

Something our side would be well advised to learn and employ.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2023 08:22 PM
One other thing, whoever hung the guy up and shot him, was himself dead before he could spend a dime of the bloodmoney.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2023 08:30 PM (MF3yS)

254 What did the Democrats think would happen when they installed a dementia patient in the White House?

Posted by: Phuqdat at February 22, 2023 09:38 PM (lJkA/)

255 That lipstick color is hideous. Probably also stolen. It does not suit his complexion or any outfit with which he wears it.

I like the outfits on the designer. Good church clothes, very majestic.

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