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Dianne Feinstein has announced that she's not running for re-election in 2024, in order to spend more time with her Cognitive Decline.

After much speculation about the 2024 U.S. Senate race in California, incumbent Senator Dianne Feinstein announced Tuesday that she would not seek reelection to the seat she has held since 1992.

The 89-year-old was first elected to the upper chamber in a 1992 special election, and is currently the oldest sitting senator as well as the longest-serving female senator in U.S. history.

"I am announcing today I will not run for reelection in 2024 but intend to accomplish as much for California as I can through the end of next year when my term ends," Feinstein said in a statement posted Tuesday afternoon.

She was essentially forced out by other Democrats, who announced their bids for her seat before she had said she wouldn't run.

You know, like Democrats are trying to do to Biden and Kamala.

As you may know, it's a tradition that the president sit down with the network who is airing the Superbowl, for a pre-game interview.

This year, of course, Biden broke that tradition and refused to sit with Fox. Because they'd ask him questions he didn't want to answer, unlike, say, CNN.

Noted Woman-Shouter Don LeMon defended the president's decision to skip out on answering media questions.

Ben Smith offered his own Biden-excusing defenses, but Don LeMon upped the ante and just said that anyone who questions Biden's lies should not be granted an interview.

"I think it's mostly about the timing," Smith said. "If you had an interview with Joe Biden...you would say, 'Are you running for re-election? What is going on with the balloons?' I think he wants to answer both of those questions at the time and place of his choosing, and it wasn't yesterday."

Since Smith made the point it's about what Biden doesn't want to talk about, Lemon hopped in to call out "the Fox ecosystem, where they are, especially on truth and facts."

"I definitely think that played into it," Lemon said. "Should he have done it? That's up to them."

The media stopped speaking truth to power long ago. They're primarily in the business of speaking power to truth now.


Everyone was having sex with everyone else at ABC News.

I've seen the ABC News staff.

Gross.

This story is a backgrounder about the double infidelity affair going on between former Good Morning America hosts T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach.


Inside the 'Horned Up' Office Culture at ABC News

"It felt like everybody was sleeping around," says one former Good Morning America staffer.

...

Stories about Holmes's affairs with colleagues like Sascha [a low-level staffer] have been trickling out since his relationship with Amy Robach, his former Good Morning America co-anchor, became a tabloid obsession. The Daily Mail outed the couple in November with photos that showed Holmes giving "his lover a playful squeeze from behind" during a trip upstate and Robach leaving an Uber in what social media dubbed her "cheating Uggs." But juicy gossip about two anchors cheating on their respective spouses was soon followed by tabloid reports about Holmes's alleged dalliances with co-workers on less equal footing: a junior staffer in her mid-20s, a GMA producer in her 30s, and Sascha. (Holmes declined to comment for this story.)

Such office relationships between women and men with more seniority were common at the network in the 2010s, according to current and former employees. (Their names have been changed because they fear professional consequences.) These sources, women who were all in their 20s when they were first hired, say constant rumors about office hookups, including among the company's top brass, made them feel it was normal to sleep with or date a senior colleague. "It was very commonplace," says one former GMA staffer. "It felt like everybody was sleeping around." Staffers worked long, irregular shifts, which made it easier for senior-level men to have relationships with younger women who had no time to date outside work. Ruth, who left GMA in 2019 but is still an ABC News producer, says that show in particular seemed like it was staffed by "a bunch of horned-up high-school students," who "learned how to do news in the '80s when people were still doing blow in the bathroom."

An ABC News spokesperson didn't dispute any specific anecdotes but said in a statement that, "We do not condone or allow harassment or intimidation of any kind and take these matters very seriously and with immediacy." "Creating a safe, respectful, and professional work environment for everyone has been, and continues to be, a top priority at ABC News," they said.

...

The women felt their sex lives factored into their career path in the intensely competitive newsroom. ABC News "rewarded the people that were either divas or adulterers," the former GMA staffer says. "It was very frustrating because there were a lot of people that were doing good work." Julie, a former ABC News staffer, puzzled over why she wasn't advancing within the company despite having the qualifications. "I was like, What's wrong with me?" she remembers thinking. But given the rumors she'd heard about some people who landed more senior roles, she wondered, "if I had slept with someone, would I have been more likely to have gotten one of these jobs?"
...

In 2017, Ruth told HR that an editor who called her "babe" had put his hand on her bare thigh while they worked together in a dark, soundproof edit bay. She was in her late 20s and remembers a representative telling her that the company never took action because Ruth "didn't seem that mad" (a former colleague and text messages from the time back up her account). Though she recalls being upset, she says, "Everybody deals with this kind of stuff differently. I could be giggling, and you should still look into it." Ruth thought ABC News' response sent a clear message that her concerns didn't matter. She stayed at her desk to avoid any future interactions with the editor. For her part, Alicia didn't even think to tell HR when an older colleague hit on her in his office. "It never occurred to me that any of this was at all inappropriate," she says. "I really did think, This is just what happens, right?"

ABC News: the home of good, feminist, women-supporting liberal men. Flashback: Rose McGowan blasts Alyssa Milano for being "a lie," notes that she's connected to super-agency CAA, and that #MeToo was basically a PR exercise by CAA, to protect their clients while throwing accusations at others.

Rachel Maddow's ratings are garbage. But she's only working one day per week, with previously-established ratings failure Alex Wagner manning the Conspiracy Theory Desk the other four days per week.

Maddow only hosts her own show on Mondays and Alex Wagner was named the permanent host of the 9 PM ET show on Tuesday through Friday nights. The "Maddow experiment" apparently has "executives worried" as the show's ratings have plummeted.

"'Alex Wagner Tonight' has averaged 1.6 million viewers through two weeks compared to 2.6 million for 'The Rachel Maddow Show' when it aired on Mondays during that two-week span, as Wagner shed over 30% of Maddow's audience. Maddow also pulled in 241,000 viewers from the advertiser-coveted 25-to-54 age demographic during that time, compared to only 163,000 for Wagner," the outlet reported. "Additionally, Wagner has lost nearly 30% of viewers in the key demo, going from 183,000 in her debut to 112,000 in last Friday's broadcast, falling from first to seventh among MSNBC offerings."


On Friday, Lauren Boebert blasted the Twitter executives for shadowbanning her account -- preventing a congresswoman from communicating with her constituents. : "Who the hell do you think you are?"

She also said: "I bet Putin is sitting in the Kremlin wishing he had as much election interference as you four!"

Hunter Biden bragged to his Chinese business partners about his close relationship with Obama's ambassador to China, Max Baucus:

An anonymous donor gave $30 million to the victims of the Turkey and Syria earthquakes.


An anonymous donor contributed a stunning $30 million to the victims of two powerful earthquakes that have devastated Turkey and Syria, leaving more than a million displaced and tens of thousands dead.

Pakistan's Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif revealed Saturday the donor walked into the Turkish embassy in the United States to make the hefty donation as the death toll from the quakes has exceeded 33,000.

"Deeply moved by the example of an anonymous Pakistani who walked into Turkish embassy in the US & donated $30 million for earthquake victims in Turkey & Syria," Sharif stated.

"These are such glorious acts of philanthropy that enable humanity to triumph over the seemingly insurmountable odds."

We know the anonymous donor wasn't Bill Gates, because the donation wasn't given in the form of Bug Powder and the donor didn't demand to go skinnydipping with the victims' children.


Posted by: Ace at 06:41 PM




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1 Happy Valentines day

Posted by: It's me donna at February 14, 2023 06:44 PM (bs+z0)

2 Yeah, they all need quick hits. Right in the mouth.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 14, 2023 06:44 PM (Angsy)

3 I wish the Republican party a Happy Valentines Day.

They can line up to kiss my ass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 14, 2023 06:45 PM (D25PY)

4 happy valentines day everyone

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2023 06:45 PM (C1Zwz)

5 Happy Valentines day

Posted by: It's me donna at February 14, 2023 06:44 PM (bs+z0)

I wasn't able to buy any, but feel free to download from the post....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 14, 2023 06:45 PM (Angsy)

6 It's A Madhouse! A Madhouse!!!!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 14, 2023 06:45 PM (R/m4+)

7 I'm going to make you love 2023.

Posted by: 2024 at February 14, 2023 06:45 PM (2+JD8)

8 Happy VD!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 14, 2023 06:46 PM (gf7Ez)

9 Is it the gay if one man wishes another man a Happy Valentine? Asking for Kevin McCarthy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 14, 2023 06:46 PM (D25PY)

10 Pakistan's Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif revealed Saturday the donor walked into the Turkish embassy in the United States to make the hefty donation as the death toll from the quakes has exceeded 33,000.

Minus 10%.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 14, 2023 06:46 PM (Angsy)

11 ❤️💘❣️

Posted by: redridinghood at February 14, 2023 06:47 PM (NpAcC)

12 Mark Levin's fall from respectability is amazing.

He's now credulously repeating the lies that it's a gap in our radar coverage that allowed the CCP balloon through.

PAVE PAWS exists. It can detect an object the size of a small car from 3,000 miles away.

There is no gap in our radar coverage. The administration KNEW about the fucking balloon, and were content to let it pass by until those rascals in Montana spotted the damned thing with their own eyes, and now they have to DO SOMETHING.

Posted by: ballistic at February 14, 2023 06:47 PM (oXNqT)

13 If Greta had a PVC overcoat and bigger tits, she could star in a remake of all of Steven Seagal's movies.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at February 14, 2023 06:48 PM (Jg7EG)

14 it's a tradition that the president sit down with the network who is airing the Superbowl, for a pre-game interview
And just when did this become a "tradition"?

Well, one article says...
When did presidents start doing pre-Super Bowl interviews?
It started in 2004...


I am sorry, but less than 20 years does not a tradition make in my mind. Talk to me again when it's gone on for 40 years or more.

(And it's a stupid one. The president of the US has nothing to do with the Super Bowl, except to swap celebrity auras with the football teams.)

Posted by: GWB at February 14, 2023 06:48 PM (x9f9L)

15 >>Mark Levin's fall from respectability is amazing.

If you understand that Levin's entire existence is to increase his bank account then it will become clear why he acts the way does.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 14, 2023 06:49 PM (D25PY)

16
They say roses are red,
violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 14, 2023 06:49 PM (UQUAY)

17 I'm cooking the steaks and you know what comes next!

Posted by: fd at February 14, 2023 06:49 PM (iayUP)

18 >>>
They say roses are red,
violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple

haha

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2023 06:50 PM (C1Zwz)

19 Another Bombshell Revelation! about Hunter?
OMG we've got him for sure this time!

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2023 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

20 The media stopped speaking truth to power long ago.
FIFY, Ace.

Posted by: GWB at February 14, 2023 06:50 PM (x9f9L)

21 monty, I think, did one:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Last night the AV squad
came in Ace's mouth.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2023 06:50 PM (C1Zwz)

22 If you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with encapsulates society today

Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2023 06:51 PM (xc8mL)

23 Mark Levin has really gone in the crapper.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 14, 2023 06:51 PM (DcKNO)

24 Violets are blue
Honey is sweet
Now get off your ass and make me something to eat

Posted by: It's me donna at February 14, 2023 06:51 PM (bs+z0)

25 I'm cooking the steaks and you know what comes next!

Posted by: fd at February 14

Blowjobs?

Posted by: Butgieg at February 14, 2023 06:51 PM (2+JD8)

26 no wait, it wasn't monty, it was AndrewR.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2023 06:51 PM (C1Zwz)

27 Boebert was on fire.

Although I wonder if the threat to remove 230 protections was hyperbole or is it really being considered.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2023 06:51 PM (XIJ/X)

28 Happy Valium Time Day everyone.. Democrats Ass Ho!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at February 14, 2023 06:52 PM (bmd+7)

29 Mark Levin has really gone in the crapper.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 14, 2023 06:51 PM (DcKNO)

And he doesn't flush, either.

Posted by: Levin's Plumber at February 14, 2023 06:52 PM (Angsy)

30 haha
Posted by: ace at February 14, 2023 06:50 PM (C1Zwz)

Full disclosure: that was the late, great Roger Miller. I always liked that line though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 14, 2023 06:52 PM (UQUAY)

31 > Is it the gay if one man wishes another man a Happy Valentine? Asking for Kevin McCarthy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 14, 2023 06:46 PM (D25PY)

To my favorite boy Frank
I dote on your crank
Your butt I will spank
Ignoring the stank.
Happy Valentine's Day!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 06:52 PM (bW8dp)

32 PAVE PAWS exists. It can detect an object the size of a small car from 3,000 miles away.

There is no gap in our radar coverage.


Eh. There's a TON of noise in the atmosphere. We use all sorts of filters to figure out what's a threat, what's a flying object, and what's radio reflection off a hospital window. Anything that's moving the same speed and direction as the wind was filtered out.

Of course all that goes out the window once you have reports of an object in the sky or burst signals or whatever.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 14, 2023 06:52 PM (eyxn4)

33
pink is cupid,
green is the elf,
i got you your chocolate
this dick won't s*** itself.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2023 06:53 PM (C1Zwz)

34 No you homo, cheesecake!

Posted by: fd at February 14, 2023 06:53 PM (iayUP)

35 Creepy Joe wanted to do the Super Bowl interview for FOX, but Dr. Jill promised the network that Joe wouldn't rub his genitalia and upstage Rhianna's halftime show.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at February 14, 2023 06:53 PM (Jg7EG)

36 In NYC, the Hispanics learn trades while the blacks have brooms.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 14, 2023 06:53 PM (Eeb9P)

37 Happy Saint Valentine's Day Massacre day!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 14, 2023 06:53 PM (kyD+t)

38 >Mark Levin's fall from respectability is amazing.

His outrage over the 20 congressional holdouts not voting for McCarthy was enough for me to tune him out for good.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 14, 2023 06:53 PM (DB16e)

39 I'm cooking the steaks and you know what comes next!
Posted by: fd at February 14, 2023 06:49 PM


Béarnaise?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2023 06:53 PM (Wnv9h)

40 Béarnaise?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2023 06:53 PM (Wnv9h

Don't get saucy with me

Posted by: It's me donna at February 14, 2023 06:54 PM (bs+z0)

41 And, it's Rapey Tuesday!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 14, 2023 06:54 PM (kyD+t)

42 Roses are Red Violets are Blue
If Pop a Boner
What Will You Do

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM (bmd+7)

43 Béarnaise?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2023 06:53 PM (Wnv9h

Don't get saucy with me
Posted by: It's me donna at February 14, 2023 06:54 PM (bs+z0)

Bazinga!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM (4I/2K)

44 > Don't get saucy with me

Yess'm.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM (eyxn4)

45 39 I'm cooking the steaks and you know what comes next!
Posted by: fd at February 14, 2023 06:49 PM

Béarnaise?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2023 06:53 PM (Wnv9h)

Don't get saucy with me, you minx you...

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM (CCSxw)

46 >>>His outrage over the 20 congressional holdouts not voting for McCarthy was enough for me to tune him out for good.

Super-duper booster of archrino (liberal) Barbara Comstock. He was ranting and raving at anyone who very correctly pointed out she was another Upper Middle Class Country Club Karen.

All of his opinions are FACTS which you're an idiot and a TRAITOR for not agreeing with.

Posted by: ace at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM (C1Zwz)

47 well, this 29 year old gen-xr is off soon to see a 90's band play

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM (MLrvz)

48 They say roses are red,
violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
****
Normal people like it the most on
warm French Toast

My Valentine to CBD.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM (NpAcC)

49 "Béarnaise"

Made from real béars!

Posted by: fd at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM (iayUP)

50 ace just went all Muldoon.on us!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM (xc8mL)

51 What do you say to your GF on Valentines Day when you are performing oral sex on her?

Bli blub you.

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

52 And, it's Rapey Tuesday!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 14, 2023 06:54 PM (kyD+t)

*cue Gene Gene the Dancing machine*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM (UQUAY)

53 Béarnaise?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2023 06:53 PM (Wnv9h

Don't get saucy with me
Posted by: It's me donna at February 14, 2023 06:54 PM


Aww...

*kicks rock*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM (Wnv9h)

54 Everyone enjoy your 33% reduction in standard of living for Valentine's Day!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 14, 2023 06:56 PM (cMXNt)

55 "Béarnaise"

Made from real béars!
Posted by: fd at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM


*perks up*

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at February 14, 2023 06:56 PM (Wnv9h)

56 46 >>>His outrage over the 20 congressional holdouts not voting for McCarthy was enough for me to tune him out for good.

Super-duper booster of archrino (liberal) Barbara Comstock. He was ranting and raving at anyone who very correctly pointed out she was another Upper Middle Class Country Club Karen.

All of his opinions are FACTS which you're an idiot and a TRAITOR for not agreeing with.
Posted by: ace at February 14, 2023 06:55 PM (C1Zwz)

He's fuqing street theatre...

#wasteofskin

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 14, 2023 06:57 PM (CCSxw)

57 > > Is it the gay if one man wishes another man a Happy Valentine? Asking for Kevin McCarthy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 14, 2023 06:46 PM (D25PY)


Bacon is brown
Lettuce is green
Make me some breakfast
You pudgy old queen.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 06:57 PM (bW8dp)

58 let's see how many people will be under 50

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 14, 2023 06:57 PM (MLrvz)

59 Creepy Joe wanted to do the Super Bowl interview for FOX, but Dr. Jill promised the network that Joe wouldn't rub his genitalia and upstage Rhianna's halftime show.
Posted by: Mr. Bone at February 14, 2023 06:53 PM (Jg7EG)

And Rihanna is too old for Joe to want to sniff her genitalia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 06:57 PM (tkR6S)

60 It's good to be a news head at ABC.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos, Pipe Fitter and Lumberman at February 14, 2023 06:57 PM (4I/2K)

61 Nitric acid spill in Tucson from a turned over truck on I-10. Look at all that lovely orange death smoke.

https://bit.ly/40TLSfn

Posted by: bonhomme at February 14, 2023 06:58 PM (eyxn4)

62 Bacon is brown
Lettuce is green
Make me some breakfast
You pudgy old queen.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 06:57 PM (bW8dp

LOL.. Poetry sheer poetry

Posted by: It's me donna at February 14, 2023 06:58 PM (bs+z0)

63 52 . . .
*cue Gene Gene the Dancing machine*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil
___________

And Jaye P. Morgan flashing us. That too.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 14, 2023 06:58 PM (gf7Ez)

64 Everyone enjoy your 33% reduction in standard of living for Valentine's Day!
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 14, 2023 06:56 PM (cMXNt)
---
It's the gift that keeps on giving! Now excuse me while I try to scrounge up enough money to go to the store to buy a few items. I may have to take out a loan soon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 06:58 PM (BpYfr)

65 What... no Valentine's Day balloon?
Jeeb, c'mon China. Russia? Anyone?

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2023 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

66 60 It's good to be a news head at ABC.
Posted by: George Stephanopoulos, Pipe Fitter and Lumberman at February 14, 2023 06:57 PM (4I/2K)

Don't you mean: It's good to give head at ABC News?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 14, 2023 06:59 PM (CCSxw)

67 >>Everyone was having sex with everyone else at ABC News.

As someone who has actually worked at a news station, I worked the overnight master control shift, I once walked in on an editor and a reporter, balls ass naked except for socks, going deep on a desk in an editing room.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 06:59 PM (up/3i)

68 > And Jaye P. Morgan flashing us. That too.

She was pretty hot even when she wasn't flashing the audience.

I always thought so, anyway.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:00 PM (bW8dp)

69 FUN FACT: You could rebuild Turkey twice with $30 million.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2023 07:00 PM (guGkK)

70 And Jaye P. Morgan flashing us. That too.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 14, 2023 06:58 PM (gf7Ez)

13 year old me liked that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 14, 2023 07:00 PM (UQUAY)

71 Don't you mean: It's good to give head at ABC News?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 14, 2023 06:59 PM (CCSxw)

It's not gay on GMA.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos, Pipe Fitter and Lumberman at February 14, 2023 07:00 PM (4I/2K)

72 As someone who has actually worked at a news station, I worked the overnight master control shift, I once walked in on an editor and a reporter, balls ass naked except for socks, going deep on a desk in an editing room.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 06:59 PM (up/3i)
---
I'm guessing the room had tile flooring. Thus, the socks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 07:01 PM (BpYfr)

73 Wine in Your Glass
Flowers in the Vase
Get Down on Your Knees
And I'll Cum in Your Face
Happy Valentine's Day Darling!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at February 14, 2023 07:01 PM (bmd+7)

74 Even dementia ridden Feinstein will be 10x better for the USA then the commie clown we "elect" to fill her poop stained chair.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 14, 2023 07:01 PM (17s+e)

75 Nitric acid spill in Tucson from a turned over truck on I-10. Look at all that lovely orange death smoke.

https://bit.ly/40TLSfn
Posted by: bonhomme at February 14, 2023 06:58 PM (eyxn4)
.........

No one wants to go down to Tucson in the summer
So this time the boss chose me
I’ve been sort of restless yes he thought it might help if
I got away from my wife and family

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2023 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

76 63 52 . . .
*cue Gene Gene the Dancing machine*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil
___________

And Jaye P. Morgan flashing us. That too.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 14, 2023 06:58 PM (gf7Ez)

The Gong Show....days gone bye.

Remembers Tommy Tedesco playing a mandolin while wearing a pink tutu, bemoaning the passing of the studio musician.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 14, 2023 07:01 PM (CCSxw)

77 38 >Mark Levin's fall from respectability is amazing.

His outrage over the 20 congressional holdouts not voting for McCarthy was enough for me to tune him out for good.
Posted by: Fool Otto
____

Desiring a settlement between Russia and Ukraine to end the self-inflicted economic damage the West is facing and the bleeding out of military supplies and pallets of cash and avoiding a possible WWIII, gets you called a puppet of Putin from this idiot. That was enough for me. The stupid cherry on top of his crap sundae was his getting his panties in a wad on the holdout.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 14, 2023 07:02 PM (fs1hN)

78 Max Baucus was a drunk who fucked around on his wife. Perfect for the Ambassadorship to China.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at February 14, 2023 07:02 PM (Jg7EG)

79 Hope everyone is having a Happy Valentines Day

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2023 07:02 PM (xhxe8)

80 Canada didn't even send us a balloon.

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2023 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

81 As someone who has actually worked at a news station, I worked the overnight master control shift, I once walked in on an editor and a reporter, balls ass naked except for socks, going deep on a desk in an editing room.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 06:59 PM (up/3i)
---

Love an accountant. It's less taxing!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2023 07:03 PM (4I/2K)

82 > Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil

You just want to get with Goldberry.

It's cool. They seem like the kind of hippie types who'd have an open relationship.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:03 PM (bW8dp)

83 Nitric acid spill in Tucson from a turned over truck on I-10. Look at all that lovely orange death smoke.

https://bit.ly/40TLSfn
Posted by: bonhomme at February 14, 2023 06:58 PM (eyxn4)

Dumps some loads of crushed limestone, and flood it with water. That orange smoke is nitrogen dioxide. Avoid breathing it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 07:03 PM (tkR6S)

84 It's hard for me to even enjoy tabloid reporting about the sleaxy goings on at ABC because they are all such nonentitites. I recognize none of these names. It's like getting gossipy updates on the sexual liaisons of homeless people.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 14, 2023 07:04 PM (ppBhU)

85 FUN FACT: You could rebuild Turkey twice with $30 million.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2023 07:00 PM (guGkK)
........

and have $5 million left over for Z-dog's fifth beach house.

Posted by: wth at February 14, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

86 Is it the gay if one man wishes another man a Happy Valentine? Asking for Kevin McCarthy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 14, 2023 06:46 PM (D25PY)



You stay in my place
You eat all my food
I'd have you arrested
But I'd miss being screwed

-- Your pal, Frank

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2023 07:04 PM (guGkK)

87 @72

>>I'm guessing the room had tile flooring. Thus, the socks.

No, the editing rooms had carpet, it was just the moment overtook them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 07:04 PM (up/3i)

88 79 Hope everyone is having a Happy Valentines Day
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2023 07:02 PM (xhxe

Somewhat thrilled that I didn't have to remember to buy something due to a stupid, commercialized, calendar event.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 14, 2023 07:05 PM (CCSxw)

89 > 78 Max Baucus was a drunk who fucked around on his wife. Perfect for the Ambassadorship to China.

If you want to think about how things could be worse, ButtJizz was reportedly shortlisted for Ambassador to China, but turned it down because they wouldn't recognize his husband.

Now, he's a total disaster as SecTrans, but Ambassador to China could have been much, much worse.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:05 PM (bW8dp)

90 84 . . . It's like getting gossipy updates on the sexual liaisons of homeless people.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority
__________

That's some great stuff. I'm still laughing.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 14, 2023 07:06 PM (gf7Ez)

91 Max Baucus was a drunk who fucked around on his wife. Perfect for the Ambassadorship to China.

Posted by: Mr. Bone

======

A life lived in Montana's wide open, outdoorsy environs is the ideal training to deal with an overcrowded mercantile culture.

Posted by: The Regulators at February 14, 2023 07:06 PM (8AONa)

92 This is my pecker
This is my thumb
Guess which one
Goes in your bum

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 14, 2023 07:06 PM (17s+e)

93 Wowsers that's an old sock.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 14, 2023 07:07 PM (8AONa)

94 >I'm guessing the room had tile flooring. Thus, the socks.

No, the editing rooms had carpet, it was just the moment overtook them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 07:04 PM (up/3i)

Time was, all the male stars in the, uh, training films, kept their socks on in order to make a quick getaway if the cops raided the production.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 07:07 PM (tkR6S)

95 It wouldn't surprise me if the major Democrats Propaganda Ministry organizations had to draw lots for who went home with whom.

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2023 07:09 PM (xhxe8)

96 Why did Hatay Antakya get the works?

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 07:09 PM (iziT8)

97 Ace, Feinstein is now saying she didn't make a retirement announcement. https://tinyurl.com/37su6x8n

Posted by: beckster at February 14, 2023 07:09 PM (wjfO4)

98 Always remember that the real St. Valentine was jailed at the Council of Nicea for punching out a rival bishop.

Some say that it was during a bar fight. That's my preferred version of the story.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:10 PM (bW8dp)

99 I hear The SM himself, Brian Stelter, is tanned, rested, and ready to fill in as needed for Maddow or Lemon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2023 07:10 PM (a3Q+t)

100 Mark Levin's fall from respectability is amazing.

Like so many others on talk radio, he completely lost his way when Rush left the building.

Rush wasn't there to point out what was entertaining and important.

Left to his own devices, Mark Levin's show has become 3 hours of self taint licking.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2023 07:10 PM (KLPy8)

101 Ace, Feinstein is now saying she didn't make a retirement announcement. https://tinyurl.com/37su6x8n
Posted by: beckster at February 14, 2023 07:09 PM (wjfO4)


OH NO, SHE'S BEEN HACKED BY THE RUSSIANS!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2023 07:10 PM (guGkK)

102 Is the news story about the US blowing up the Russian pipeline 86'd now?

Gotta give the main stream media credit where credit is due.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 14, 2023 07:11 PM (R/m4+)

103
Roses are red
Violets ain't
Imagine you're licking
Hillary's taint

Happy Valentines Day Everyone!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2023 07:12 PM (KLPy8)

104 Ace, Feinstein is now saying she didn't make a retirement announcement.

I guess her handler in Chinese intelligence told her she's not retiring.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 14, 2023 07:12 PM (ppBhU)

105 Madow and all the other psycho perverts on cable: Call me when / if they get half of Rush’s numbers 14 million). Until then, they are not worth my time.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 14, 2023 07:12 PM (VsR3b)

106 > Feinstein is now saying she didn't make a retirement announcement

Feinstein probably doesn't remember what she had for breakfast.

It would be fun to lock her and Dopey Joe in a room together with a hidden camera, and take bets on what sort of zany dementia-related antics would ensue.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:12 PM (bW8dp)

107 Béarnaise?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2023 06:53 PM (Wnv9h)

Dog breeds have nothing to do with this question

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2023 07:12 PM (xhaym)

108 >> 27 Boebert was on fire.

Lauren Boebert has great hair. She could make shampoo commercials.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 14, 2023 07:12 PM (uWF4x)

109 --As you may know, it's a tradition that the president sit down with the network who is airing the Superbowl, for a pre-game interview.

This year, of course, Biden broke that tradition and refused to sit with Fox. Because they'd ask him questions he didn't want to answer, unlike, say, CNN.--


The real reason Brandon dissed Fox News is he doesn't want to appear on the network he and most Democrats continually call a Republican disinformation network, a Russian propaganda network, and a peddler of fake news. He would anger the Dems insane leftist base by 'legitimizing" Fox News.

Posted by: Gref at February 14, 2023 07:12 PM (AMIL/)

110 Throws himself on a live grenade in an attempted fix.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:13 PM (bW8dp)

111 Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2023 07:12 PM

Who's your valentine?!

Posted by: The Barrel at February 14, 2023 07:13 PM (Wnv9h)

112 Damn. That actually seems to have worked.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:14 PM (bW8dp)

113 As someone who has actually worked at a news station, I worked the overnight master control shift, I once walked in on an editor and a reporter, balls ass naked except for socks, going deep on a desk in an editing room.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 06:59 PM


Film at eleven?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2023 07:15 PM (a3Q+t)

114 103
Roses are red
Violets ain't
Imagine you're licking
Hillary's taint

Happy Valentines Day Everyone!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2023 07:12 PM (KLPy

.............

I will admit I chuckled at few of these. This one flat out made me want to barf....

Posted by: Molly k. at February 14, 2023 07:15 PM (j/yko)

115 I wish Lauren would scold me like that.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 07:15 PM (iziT8)

116 Anybody call dibs on Kindletot's stuff yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2023 07:15 PM (a3Q+t)

117 Roses are red
Violets ain't
Imagine you're licking
Hillary's taint

Happy Valentines Day Everyone!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2023 07:12 PM (KLPy

.............

I will admit I chuckled at few of these. This one flat out made me want to barf....
Posted by: Molly k. at February 14, 2023 07:15 PM (j/yko)


My job here is done.

You're welcome!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2023 07:16 PM (KLPy8)

118 Doug has a type, and Dr. Jill's not it.

Posted by: LASue at February 14, 2023 07:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

119 On Valentine's Day 2006, I was served divorce papers.

He paid extra.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2023 07:17 PM (8dYl7)

120 A thought on the nature of the left:

One thing you might have noticed is that they always accuse their opposition of concealing their intentions, speaking in dog whistles, etc... no matter how plainly spoken.

I think that this actually says more about them than they think it does - that they have become so accustomed to hiding their own true intentions (such as pretending to not be somewhere on the socialist spectrum), that they can't imagine that others are not doing the same. Their default assumption is that everyone is trying to hide something, and so, they believe it...

...no matter how absurd the idea that half of the country could be speaking from some kind of shared, secret codebook actually is.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at February 14, 2023 07:18 PM (MIb2C)

121 Always remember that the real St. Valentine was jailed at the Council of Nicea for punching out a rival bishop.

Some say that it was during a bar fight. That's my preferred version of the story.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:10 PM (bW8dp)


You're thinking of St. Nicolas; he bitch-slapped the heretic Arius.

St. Valentine sent a love letter to his wife from prison just before he was martyred.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 14, 2023 07:18 PM (pJWtt)

122 Grow the fuck up.

Posted by: Hillary's taint at February 14, 2023 07:18 PM (iziT8)

123 On Valentine's Day 2006, I was served divorce papers.

He paid extra.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2023 07:17 PM


Dayum.

*sends nurse otters that need tummy rubs*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2023 07:19 PM (Wnv9h)

124 That Fauci valentine was hilarious.

Should rename the day St. Fauci's Day as the man who has broken the most hearts in history ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 14, 2023 07:19 PM (6Ym5C)

125 Ignition is a great book to learn about nitric acid.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 14, 2023 07:20 PM (Eeb9P)

126 No, the editing rooms had carpet, it was just the moment overtook them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2023 07:04 PM (up/3i)


No one looks suave bouncing around trying to get a sock off in a hurry

Sorry about the italics

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2023 07:20 PM (xhaym)

127 As Valentine's Day grinds to a conclusion, there are two important Days coming up in March, the 14th and the 22nd.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2023 07:20 PM (a3Q+t)

128 The side bar thing about the National Man-Boy Lincoln Association attempt at humor..

Is the Dr. Harambe thing a spoof or is that the right link?

Posted by: Blanco at February 14, 2023 07:20 PM (ky5Gr)

129 >>> Dianne Feinstein has announced that she's not running for re-election in 2024, in order to spend more time with her Cognitive Decline.
-------
Laughed out loud at that one. Real loud.

Posted by: 496 at February 14, 2023 07:21 PM (PNkr4)

130 Good evening, horde!

Those valentines, I laugh.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 14, 2023 07:21 PM (OX9vb)

131 Hunter In A Pool
Stroking His Shaft
Can't Compare To The Rub And Tug Video
Of Old Bob Kraft...

Posted by: NFL Players Association at February 14, 2023 07:22 PM (R/m4+)

132

The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre shocked the world on February 14, 1929, when seven men associated with the Irish gangster George “Bugs” Moran, one of Capone’s longtime enemies, were shot to death by several men dressed as policemen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 07:22 PM (63Dwl)

133 Grow the fuck up.
Posted by: Hillary's taint

Yeah, grow the fuck up, that's my taint to lick.

Posted by: Huma at February 14, 2023 07:22 PM (3CCua)

134 The Senate has become some sort of gerontocracy.
No wonder we're screwed...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 14, 2023 07:23 PM (jTmQV)

135
We've made love so long
My heart has a blister
Now go make me a sammich
And send in your sister

Happy Valentines Day!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2023 07:23 PM (KLPy8)

136 This year, of course, Biden broke that tradition and refused to sit with Fox. Because they'd ask him questions he didn't want to answer


Are we talkin about the same Fox?

Posted by: Hands at February 14, 2023 07:24 PM (786Ro)

137 Willowed from last post because I needed to rant...RE: 2008 "wasn't that bad" Posted by: Blago at February 14, 2023 06:25 PM (cOFom)

My homebuilding company shut down our division in '08. I had to go work in a completely differently industry and was layed off from that when they...shut down our division. Found work in my field in 2012 but had to sell at a loss my dream home, leave my beloved southern California for freaking Virginia. Spent some bad quality time with the bottle. Have only just last year regained my salary of '08. That was pretty bad for me.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 14, 2023 07:16 PM (iyVGU)

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 14, 2023 07:24 PM (iyVGU)

138 Pretty good rain shower going on here right now, and I just got the firepit going. I did hoe a fuckton of weeds today, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 07:24 PM (tkR6S)

139 The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre shocked the world on February 14, 1929, when seven men... were shot to death by several men dressed as policemen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 07:22 PM (63Dwl)


Sadly, that's a fairly mild Saturday night in Chicago, now.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 14, 2023 07:24 PM (pJWtt)

140 "Posted by: Huma"


There's a blast from the past.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 07:24 PM (iziT8)

141 A rose is often red
True love lost is missed
You will never get to see
Epstein's real client list

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at February 14, 2023 07:24 PM (MIb2C)

142 "Deeply moved by the example of an anonymous Pakistani who walked into Turkish embassy in the US & donated $30 million for earthquake victims in Turkey & Syria,"

Dayum, we have some ~rich~ Pakistanis randomly walking around the US.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 14, 2023 07:25 PM (Lq2t5)

143 > You're thinking of St. Nicolas; he bitch-slapped the heretic Arius.

"The Father said it, I believe it, that settles it!"

*throws straw*

Posted by: St. Athanasius of Alexandria at February 14, 2023 07:26 PM (eyxn4)

144 61
I'll bet that shit's good for the car's paint job.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 14, 2023 07:26 PM (roH4R)

145 Pretty good rain shower going on here right now, and I just got the firepit going. I did hoe a fuckton of weeds today, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2023 07:24 PM (tkR6S)


Friend told me that it snowed in Las Vegas, nothing stuck, but it snowed.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2023 07:26 PM (xhaym)

146
There's a blast from the past.
Posted by: eleven

If that was a regular's sock...mea culpa

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 14, 2023 07:26 PM (3CCua)

147 Notre Dame@ Duke tonight. I can't wait to see Duke win the NIT.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 14, 2023 07:27 PM (Eeb9P)

148 "Dayum, we have some ~rich~ Pakistanis randomly walking around the US."


No shit. That dude's worth more than Pakistan.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2023 07:27 PM (iziT8)

149 Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem doesn't rhyme
F*ck Joe Biden

Posted by: 496 at February 14, 2023 07:27 PM (PNkr4)

150 Everyone was having sex with everyone else at ABC News.

I've seen the ABC News staff.

Gross.



"Everyone is having sex but me"
-- Clyde Bruckner

Posted by: Hands at February 14, 2023 07:27 PM (786Ro)

151 My wife delivered huge, heart shaped boxes of chocolates to the grandkids at school this afternoon. Surprised smiles all around.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2023 07:27 PM (N52dd)

152 I'm broken hearted
Went down and you farted.
I gave you my heart
You gave me a shart
The magic is missing
I'm just not into pissing
There is no pleasing your cooter
There's only rectal rooter.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 14, 2023 07:28 PM (17s+e)

153 Roses aren’t always red
Violets blue? They are not
You are really funny
You just aren’t that hot

💕💕💕💕



Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2023 07:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

154 I'd bet the house that Matt Lauer exercised his royal right to fuck Savannah Guthrie as the price for her getting the Big Morning Seat

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 14, 2023 07:28 PM (SJsWC)

155 > The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre shocked the world on February 14, 1929, when seven men associated with the Irish gangster George “Bugs” Moran, one of Capone’s longtime enemies, were shot to death by several men dressed as policemen.

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 14, 2023 07:28 PM (eyxn4)

156 "Deeply moved by the example of an anonymous Pakistani who walked into Turkish embassy in the US & donated $30 million for earthquake victims in Turkey & Syria,"

Dayum, we have some ~rich~ Pakistanis randomly walking around the US.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 14, 2023 07:25 PM (Lq2t5)


I wouldn't be surprised if that isn't a cover story (fellow Muslim contributes big bucks) to conceal the fact that $30M came from a less ... pleasing ... source (Israel?).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 14, 2023 07:29 PM (pJWtt)

157 "I wouldn't be surprised if that isn't a cover story (fellow Muslim contributes big bucks) to conceal the fact that $30M came from a less ... pleasing ... source (Israel?).
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 14, 2023 07:29 PM (pJWtt)"

Or the US Congress.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 14, 2023 07:30 PM (Lq2t5)

158 At the time I was devastated.

Now I think it's hilarious.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2023 07:30 PM (C9oTe)

159 Because they'd ask him questions he didn't want to answer


Are we talkin about the same Fox?

Posted by: Hands

=======

Yes. It's complicated, but it goes like this: individually, Dems know Fox is fairly liberal. However, if you as a Dem say it out loud, then you're screwed - because that would mean you watched it long enough to learn what you learned. That is a shunning level offense.

So, instead of collectively celebrating the fact they rotted Fox out, they instead perpetuate the "Fox is the most awful thing ever" charade.

It makes sense to them.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 14, 2023 07:31 PM (8AONa)

160 SF agent: what happened?
Client: I live streamed driving thru a cloud of nitric acid

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 14, 2023 07:31 PM (Eeb9P)

161

We can't even think of a word that rhymes!
Schoooool's out for summer

Posted by: A. Cooper at February 14, 2023 07:31 PM (63Dwl)

162
Pakistanis are rich
Bangladeshis are poor
Dr Jill in fishnets
Looks like a $5 whore

Happy Valentine's Day America!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2023 07:33 PM (KLPy8)

163 Then I did a U turn to catch the sunset going thru the red clouds

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 14, 2023 07:33 PM (Eeb9P)

164 He paid extra.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2023 07:17 PM


you must be so glad you were rid of that cvnt

what a bitchy thing to do.

Posted by: kallisto at February 14, 2023 07:33 PM (4m54e)

165 > You're thinking of St. Nicolas; he bitch-slapped the heretic Arius.

"The Father said it, I believe it, that settles it!"

*throws straw*
Posted by: St. Athanasius of Alexandria at February 14, 2023 07:26 PM (eyxn4)


St. Athanasius against the world. He is a big reason that Arianism was ultimately defeated.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 14, 2023 07:33 PM (pJWtt)

166 At the time I was devastated.

Now I think it's hilarious.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2023

A guy at work received a bouquet of black roses from a girl he dated. The guy was an ass and most likely deserved them.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2023 07:34 PM (N52dd)

167 I saw St. Nicholas fighting Pitch the devil boy on MST3K.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 07:34 PM (63Dwl)

168 Die-Ann Finestine is another someone should point to when people say you need better candidates.

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2023 07:35 PM (xhxe8)

169 > You're thinking of St. Nicolas; he bitch-slapped the heretic Arius.

Quite right. I got my holidays mixed up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:35 PM (bW8dp)

170 To Nurse R,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Diamonds shine brightly
But nowhere near as bright as you!


Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2023 07:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

171 There once was an underground recording of a blue song
"Everyone's f**king, but me"
Sung by Julie London. It was hilarious.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 14, 2023 07:35 PM (jTmQV)

172 Levin's voice and mannerisms are annoying, yet he's been successful on the radio. He's quite homely, yet has a TV gig. This redounds to our national shame, and proves that life is not fair.

Posted by: Joe Franklin at February 14, 2023 07:35 PM (wrJpE)

173 Pakistanis are rich
Bangladeshis are poor
Dr Jill in fishnets
Looks like a $5 whore

Happy Valentine's Day America!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2023 07:33 PM (KLPy

--------

MISINFORMATION! One of the great benefits of inflation is that she now looks like a $20 whore, same as in town ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 14, 2023 07:36 PM (6Ym5C)

174 >>>Dr Jill in fishnets
Looks like a $5 whore

------
I'm rewatching Breaking Bad. The actress who played Wendy the hooker should have won an Oscar and an Emmy and a Nobel prize. She was so believable that I had to look her up and confirm she was an actress and not a methed-out junkie.

Posted by: 496 at February 14, 2023 07:39 PM (ZmXce)

175 Elon's Valentine's tweet has 43MM views and almost 500k likes

https://tinyurl.com/225m786h

this fcking guy

Posted by: kallisto at February 14, 2023 07:39 PM (4m54e)

176 > 154 I'd bet the house that Matt Lauer exercised his royal right to fuck Savannah Guthrie as the price for her getting the Big Morning Seat
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 14, 2023 07:28 PM (SJsWC)

No way my tadger would get anywhere near those teeth.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:39 PM (bW8dp)

177 > The actress who played Wendy the hooker should have won an Oscar and an Emmy and a Nobel prize.

There was a lot of really first-rate acting in that show, and in Better Call Saul, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:40 PM (bW8dp)

178 I wouldn't be surprised if that isn't a cover story (fellow Muslim contributes big bucks) to conceal the fact that $30M came from a less ... pleasing ... source (Israel?).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 14, 2023 07:29 PM (pJWtt)

----------

Or Muzzy Terrorist Front Group CAIR (Council on American Islamic Relations)?

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 14, 2023 07:40 PM (6Ym5C)

179 Good thing it wasn't Biden touching her thigh. He'd probably say "ice cream" or even more confusedly "trunalimunumaprzure" one of the words he used at the SOTU speech.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2023 07:41 PM (Gjf0x)

180 You're thinking of St. Nicolas; he bitch-slapped the heretic Arius.

Quite right. I got my holidays mixed up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:35 PM (bW8dp)


We need a more bishops with fire in their bellies. I can only think of Strickland and Vigano that aren't shy about calling out evil.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 14, 2023 07:41 PM (pJWtt)

181 She was so believable that I had to look her up and confirm she was an actress and not a methed-out junkie.
Posted by: 496 at February 14, 2023 07:39 PM (ZmXce)
---
Was she a method actor?

(I don't know who she is or her background, so kudos if she can pull that off believably. There were some secondary characters in Justified that were similarly believable.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 07:42 PM (BpYfr)

182 I'm rewatching Breaking Bad. The actress who played Wendy the hooker should have won an Oscar and an Emmy and a Nobel prize. She was so believable that I had to look her up and confirm she was an actress and not a methed-out junkie.

Posted by: 496 at February 14, 2023 07:39 PM (ZmXce)

--------

Agreed -- and the first time we see her, they're hilariously playing the old The Association song "Windy".

You've probably seen Better Call Saul, but she makes some appearances in that as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 14, 2023 07:42 PM (6Ym5C)

183 > they instead perpetuate the "Fox is the most awful thing ever" charade.

Same thing with the NRA. I've reduced communists to stuttering by telling them I think the NRA is a bunch of useless cucks who are far, far too conciliatory.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:42 PM (bW8dp)

184

Joe and Jill by the fireside. From PJ Media

https://tinyurl.com/2cxebk3m

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2023 07:42 PM (63Dwl)

185 I had a great dream last night and I didn't realize until later in the day that it was the perfect Valentine's dream. It wasn't erotic, it was romantic, and omg so real.

Imma write it down so I can remember it before it fades

Posted by: kallisto at February 14, 2023 07:42 PM (4m54e)

186 47 well, this 29 year old gen-xr is off soon to see a 90's band play

The Stones are doing a concert? They are all in their 90s now, right?.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 14, 2023 07:42 PM (3/XaG)

187 The Stones are doing a concert? They are all in their 90s now, right?.
Posted by: azjaeger at February 14, 2023 07:42 PM


The Time for Your Medicine Tour.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2023 07:43 PM (Wnv9h)

188 Elon's Valentine's tweet has 43MM views and almost 500k likes

https://tinyurl.com/225m786h

this fcking guy
Posted by: kallisto at February 14, 2023 07:39 PM (4m54e)
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I scrolled down a bit and saw the hilarious meme involving Stonehenge, Easter Island, and Washington, D.C.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2023 07:44 PM (BpYfr)

189 5-6 inches of snow today south central Montana. Was 56 yesterday. Sunny and 30 tomorrow!

Posted by: free tibet at February 14, 2023 07:44 PM (uUKp3)

190 Hey-hey, you-you
Get off my Hoverround.

Posted by: Jagger/Richards at February 14, 2023 07:44 PM (bW8dp)

191 185
'I had a great dream last night '

I went to bed with hard problem

Posted by: Confucius at February 14, 2023 07:45 PM (roH4R)

192 I had a great dream last night and I didn't realize until later in the day that it was the perfect Valentine's dream. It wasn't erotic, it was romantic, and omg so real.

Imma write it down so I can remember it before it fades


Dear Penthouse,
I never thought this would happen to me. There I was in the helicopter, circling over Vesuvius, when I noticed Joe and Jill Biden sitting handcuffed and in leg irons next to me. What was I to do? What would you do?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 14, 2023 07:45 PM (eOEVl)

193 The Stones are doing a concert? They are all in their 90s now, right?.
Posted by: azjaeger at February 14, 2023 07:42 PM

The Time for Your Medicine Tour.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2023 07:43 PM (Wnv9h)


Sponsored by Pre-Lubed Catheters Direct To Your Door

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 14, 2023 07:45 PM (guGkK)

194 Helen Thomas was super-hot and she knew how to make me feel like a woman.

Posted by: Barbara Walters at February 14, 2023 07:46 PM (sWM8x)

195 > 191 185
'I had a great dream last night '

I went to bed with hard problem
Posted by: Confucius at February 14, 2023 07:45 PM (roH4R)

I dreamed I was getting out of the Army.

When I woke up I had my gun in one hand and my discharge in the other.

Posted by: Old Soldier at February 14, 2023 07:46 PM (bW8dp)

196
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
Make me a sammich.

Posted by: portlandon at February 14, 2023 07:46 PM (+oR7L)

197 Crossfire Hurry-Cane.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 14, 2023 07:47 PM (XGZoL)

198 > Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
Make me a sammich.
Posted by: portlandon at February 14, 2023 07:46 PM (+oR7L)

Good effort, but doesn't quite match the classic form.

May I suggest:

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
Make me a sammich.
Beyotch.

Posted by: Old Soldier at February 14, 2023 07:47 PM (bW8dp)

199 5-6 inches of snow today south central Montana. Was 56 yesterday. Sunny and 30 tomorrow!
Posted by: free tibet at February 14, 2023 07:44 PM

Here in the Willamette valley, someone mentioned snow and all the schools closed. Real pioneers these Oregonians.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2023 07:48 PM (N52dd)

200 Nood

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 14, 2023 07:48 PM (gf7Ez)

201 I wants to thanx everyone who purchased FART Tubes for there signigcant others for Vallentine's day. I be sure the peeple who received then as a grift were so Happy !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 14, 2023 07:48 PM (20SKS)

202 In the Valentine's on the post, who is Dr Jill smooching?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 14, 2023 07:48 PM (Xlnez)

203 I honest to God thought Dianne Feinstein was already dead.

Very disappointed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 14, 2023 07:48 PM (Q4IgG)

204 Beyotch.

Posted by: Old Soldier at February 14, 2023 07:47 PM

LOL.

Posted by: portlandon at February 14, 2023 07:49 PM (+oR7L)

205 Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Ivanka Trump
Is a fine looking Jew


(I'll show myself out)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 14, 2023 07:49 PM (fs1hN)

206 >>>Agreed -- and the first time we see her, they're hilariously playing the old The Association song "Windy"

--------
And here she is. I've heard that during filming she actually had a car pull up and proposition her.

https://tinyurl.com/267jj88j

Posted by: 496 at February 14, 2023 07:50 PM (SGZ8k)

207 I really hoped my contribution would remain anonymous.

Posted by: George Santos at February 14, 2023 07:50 PM (sWM8x)

208 202. Kamala s husband at the SOTU

Posted by: Jen the original at February 14, 2023 07:51 PM (vvwtQ)

209 193 The Stones are doing a concert? They are all in their 90s now, right?.
Posted by: azjaeger at February 14, 2023 07:42 PM

The Time for Your Medicine Tour.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2023 07:43 PM (Wnv9h)

Sponsored by Pre-Lubed Catheters Direct To Your Door

At this point, the vast majority of drugs done at the Stones concert are prescription from Walgreens. (However as much as I will riff on the geriatrics, the music heard there is light years better than anything done since circa 1995)

Posted by: azjaeger at February 14, 2023 07:52 PM (3/XaG)

210
Her outfit's high fashion
Her music's a hit
She's lip-syncing passion
and rubbin' her clit

Happy Rhianna Halftime Show!

Posted by: Mr. Bone at February 14, 2023 07:53 PM (Jg7EG)

211 No way my tadger would get anywhere near those teeth.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2023 07:39 PM


It's todger, old chap.

Posted by: Henry Charles Albert David, something of Sussex at February 14, 2023 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

212 Here in the Willamette valley, someone mentioned snow and all the schools closed. Real pioneers these Oregonians.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2023 07:48 PM (N52dd)


Two hour delay in Salem. We had an inch, and no one expects show in February.

I am told it snowed in Las Vegas and everyone freaked out

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2023 08:15 PM (xhaym)

213 15 >>Mark Levin's fall from respectability is amazing.

If you understand that Levin's entire existence is to increase his bank account then it will become clear why he acts the way does.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 14, 2023 06:49 PM (D25PY)

Late to the thread, but seeing this about Levin saddens me. Was a fan for a while, and respected the work he did with Reagan's DOJ and the foundation he ran to offer legal aid to conservatives. Tuned the guy out months ago, haven't looked back.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 14, 2023 09:28 PM (D5JR+)

214 Do they still make Ballentine Ale?

Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2023 09:36 PM (MF3yS)

215 In the Valentine's on the post, who is Dr Jill smooching?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 14, 2023 07:48 PM (Xlnez)

IIR, the "Second Gentleman" (Commie-La's husband).

Posted by: Fox 2! at February 14, 2023 10:42 PM (3rjuK)

216 214 Do they still make Ballentine Ale?
Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2023 09:36 PM (MF3yS)

Apparently, according to the web, at least as of October last year. Part of the Pabst stable.

Posted by: Fox 2! at February 14, 2023 10:58 PM (3rjuK)

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