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Be careful what you wish for
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New Soyjack/Chad meme dropped
Dammit Janet!
Looks like the “just in time” model has filtered down to trash pickup
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Take that, Canada!
I hate traffic circles. It's so hard to figure out where to get off
Tonight on ABC's Wide World of Sports: Table Tennis
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Can't argue with that
Didn't think it through
This guy makes all kinds of pulse-jet driven vehicles, and on every single one of them the exhaust pipes get cherry red
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Christmas on Canal St.
Y'know, I have a driveway. Maybe I should get an STOL plane
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Men: Not needed
Twist ending
Dudes being dudes. Sound on
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Far out man
Another small cylinder sighting
Yipie Ki Yay! Yippie Ki Yo!
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How to handle a text scammer
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 10, 2023 10:00 PM (A4ToZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2023 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 10:00 PM (0Cg6z)
Posted by: Theodore at February 10, 2023 10:01 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: Theodore at February 10, 2023 10:01 PM (pGonq)
Samuel, let's have a chat about guns
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2023 10:03 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2023 10:03 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2023 10:04 PM (Bd6X8)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 10, 2023 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 10, 2023 10:00 PM (A4ToZ)
Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: Dr. T at February 10, 2023 10:05 PM (tp+tP)
I laughed just a bit too hard at the Moses cartoon.
Particularly since I think the miracle at the wedding was significant.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2023 10:08 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 10, 2023 10:08 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Piper at February 10, 2023 10:09 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 10, 2023 10:11 PM (UQUAY)
They could be brought back as MME arenas.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 10, 2023 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 10, 2023 10:11 PM (StQQf)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at February 10, 2023 10:11 PM (BgWuJ)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 10, 2023 10:12 PM (k5OSW)
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Posted by: Dr. T at February 10, 2023 10:13 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 10, 2023 10:13 PM (BtmcP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2023 10:14 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 10, 2023 10:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2023 10:15 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: davidt at February 10, 2023 10:16 PM (SYTee)
Elvis Presley first live performance of "Burning Love"
He actually has to read the lyrics off a cheat sheet, but I think you'll agree- he nails it
https://tinyurl.com/c98ws7y3
Posted by: DB at February 10, 2023 10:16 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: davidt at February 10, 2023 10:16 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2023 10:14 PM (CsVWE)
Yeah. All I saw was shattered sternum and rib cage.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 10, 2023 10:16 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 10, 2023 10:16 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 10, 2023 10:16 PM (A4ToZ)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 10, 2023 10:17 PM (0OJcF)
It came with two rings attached by wire to the buckle. If you only raised one hand, the gun did not go off.
Posted by: Chemist at February 10, 2023 10:18 PM (Mt252)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 10, 2023 10:16 PM (A4ToZ)
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Which is covered in groovy shag!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 10, 2023 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Adriane the Unskiing Critic . . . at February 10, 2023 10:19 PM (jonTH)
Posted by: madtom at February 10, 2023 10:19 PM (go+84)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 10, 2023 10:19 PM (BtmcP)
Posted by: davidt at February 10, 2023 10:20 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 10, 2023 10:20 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 10, 2023 10:20 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 10, 2023 10:21 PM (k5OSW)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 10, 2023 10:21 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2023 10:22 PM (VwHCD)
Very happy to hear good news.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at February 10, 2023 10:22 PM (BgWuJ)
I don't get the Moses thing or the house plan thing or the basketball kid thing. I guess I'm old.
Dying in my sleep would be okay.
Posted by: Apu He/Him/Fuck/You at February 10, 2023 10:23 PM (Clf7v)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 10, 2023 10:23 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: DB at February 10, 2023 10:23 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2023 10:23 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Mike Brady at February 10, 2023 10:23 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 10:24 PM (2Fqnb)
Posted by: Sometimes normal ain't good at February 10, 2023 10:24 PM (UKe2c)
Jesus turned water into wine; Moses turned water into blood
oh man he got Pharaoh so good
Posted by: DB at February 10, 2023 10:25 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Piper at February 10, 2023 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 10, 2023 10:25 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Thanks for encouraging me to go check the cafe thead.
Yea Jewells!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 10, 2023 10:25 PM (+Td+Z)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 10, 2023 10:26 PM (qAR6u)
That particular design of tire iron is also very inefficient for beating things to death.
Not bad for changing tires, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2023 10:26 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 10, 2023 10:27 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 10:24 PM (2Fqnb)
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So uptight, man.
Go sit in our egg chair and listen to some Tangerine Dream.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 10, 2023 10:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 10:28 PM (2Fqnb)
Did you do basketball kid with the sound on? It makes a lot more sense that way.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2023 10:28 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at February 10, 2023 10:28 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: cat facts at February 10, 2023 10:29 PM (NyUnZ)
Posted by: Piper at February 10, 2023 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)
yeah. 28th anniversary of my 29th birthday.
Jeepers. that actually sounds worse than saying I am 57. let's just go with 57.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 10, 2023 10:29 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 10, 2023 10:29 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Theodore at February 10, 2023 10:29 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: Mike Brady
How about two green doors?
Posted by: Doctor Ballsy Uptalk Ford at February 10, 2023 10:29 PM (A4ToZ)
Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at February 10, 2023 10:31 PM (L9NLB)
Posted by: Beavis or Butthead at February 10, 2023 10:31 PM (glGDV)
Fun fact about cats: Most cats that are available for adoption killed their previous owners.
Posted by: cat facts at February 10, 2023 10:29 PM (NyUnZ)
*peers suspiciously*
BeckChas, what has Robert done now??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 10:31 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 10:31 PM (2Fqnb)
God is so great, and so are the Horde's powerful prayers.
This place has been keeping me sane since 2009 while I burned through savings and depression. I be back into Counting Da Money again!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2023 10:31 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Dr. Huxtable at February 10, 2023 10:32 PM (wrJpE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 10, 2023 10:32 PM (rh25V)
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 10, 2023 10:33 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Piper at February 10, 2023 10:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Mike Brady
How about two green doors?
Posted by: Doctor Ballsy Uptalk Ford at February 10, 2023 10:29 PM (A4ToZ)
How about 9 people and 2 bathrooms??
Posted by: Mike Brady at February 10, 2023 10:34 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 10, 2023 10:34 PM (A4ToZ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 10:34 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 10, 2023 10:34 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 10, 2023 10:35 PM (gf7Ez)
"Honey, would you get that box off the shelf for me?"
"Sure, dear."
"Oh f*ck!"
Posted by: Oddbob at February 10, 2023 10:35 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: PabloD at February 10, 2023 10:35 PM (56oEv)
Posted by: DB - now available in refreshing Cool Mint at February 10, 2023 10:35 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 10:34 PM (llON
Thank you. I'm flying!
Posted by: Mike Brady at February 10, 2023 10:35 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 10, 2023 10:35 PM (A4ToZ)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 10:36 PM (2Fqnb)
As weird as this might sound, this crazy venue has renewed my faith in God. had a tough year not too long ago. Prayer is powerful.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 10, 2023 10:36 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at February 10, 2023 10:37 PM (7EjX1)
But then I heard Inna Gada Da Vida playing in the background and smelled smoke and it became clearer.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 10, 2023 10:37 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 10, 2023 10:38 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Piper at February 10, 2023 10:38 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 10, 2023 10:39 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 10, 2023 10:39 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 10:34 PM (llON
Thanks for the great news update, Count!
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 10, 2023 10:35 PM (gf7Ez)
Congrats to Count and Jewells!
Posted by: PabloD at February 10, 2023 10:35 PM (56oEv)
One word: plastics.
Posted by: DB - now available in refreshing Cool Mint at February 10, 2023 10:35 PM (geLO
I am overwhelmed with thoughts. My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. Horde is best peeps.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2023 10:39 PM (4I/2K)
*Forrest Gump Wave*
How are things?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 10, 2023 10:39 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 10, 2023 10:35 PM (A4ToZ)
soyjack is crying now.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 10:39 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Sharon
You really don't want to stumble far when you need to get to the munchies while you're *studying*...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 10, 2023 10:40 PM (+Td+Z)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 10, 2023 10:41 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 10:41 PM (2Fqnb)
Tomorrow, the 11th, is a day of astro-gnomonical significance. It's the absolute minimum for the Equation of Time over the tropical year at -14 min and 15 s.
Thus, local high noon will occur at the latest time of day per mean standard time. The exact value will depend on your longitude relative to the time zone center. Here, that will be 12:43PM (latest doesn't include DST, which will shift things forward an hour).
This has some other effects. The length of the day, with day defined as sunrise to sunset has been increasing since the solstice. Relative to mean time, that increase has been biased toward sunset in the afternoon.
Tomorrow, they will be equal and thereafter (for a while) the increase in the day length will shift toward the mornings. That is from day to day, sunrise will shift earlier more than sunset shifts later.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 10, 2023 10:41 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 10, 2023 10:42 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 10:42 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Dr. T
Next up: Luke Skywalker milking an alien dude.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 10, 2023 10:42 PM (A4ToZ)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 10:36 PM (2Fqnb)
As weird as this might sound, this crazy venue has renewed my faith in God. had a tough year not too long ago. Prayer is powerful.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 10, 2023 10:36 PM (UQUAY)
Congratulations to both Jewells and Count. Fabulous news!
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at February 10, 2023 10:37 PM (7EjX1)
Thanks and Yes! Jewells' news is best news. God is good.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2023 10:42 PM (4I/2K)
https://tinyurl.com/Shroud-of-Turin-new-info
Posted by: Sharkman at February 10, 2023 10:42 PM (OCHYI)
Simple loaves which I sliced up and spread butter and Garlic Salt over for me...
heaven
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 10, 2023 10:43 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 10, 2023 10:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 10, 2023 10:43 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2023 10:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 10, 2023 10:45 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at February 10, 2023 10:37 PM (7EjX1)
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Huzzahs all around!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 10, 2023 10:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
Finally getting settled in G'ville: the cat, Jeep, firearms, all my shit, and me are all in the same place, where I believe we're supposed to be. Survived first month of the new job. Working at home is turning me into a hermit, but I love the job.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 10, 2023 10:45 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Nightwatch
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Please, please, someone use this as a sock puppet.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 10, 2023 10:47 PM (gf7Ez)
What I don't understand about social influencers is why don't they just become actors like all the other shallow narcissists?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2023 10:48 PM (0Htd1)
"Length of the day" can mean two things. Most of the time, it's the one I mentioned above, sunrise to sunset. The other definition is the length of the apparent(true) solar day vs the mean solar day. The latter is constant (to about a millisecond over the course of the year), while the former varies from about 30s longer than 24 hours, to -21s.
The longest solar day occurs right after the winter solstice, and the shortest around Nov 2.
Tomorrow will thus be one of the four days per tropical year where the true solar day is exactly 24 hours long.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 10, 2023 10:48 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 10, 2023 10:48 PM (J00IM)
I like Saturday mornings. the H2 usually has some great memes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 10, 2023 10:48 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 10, 2023 10:49 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Sharon
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Yep! It arrived while I was traveling to Wyo to retrieve the jeep/cat/gubs ... my SIL's dad lives 10 minutes away, and came over to let the movers in. I owe him a steak dinner.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 10, 2023 10:50 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Piper at February 10, 2023 10:50 PM (ZdaMQ)
I may be the opposite of you. I was re-hired at my old job a few months ago and already I miss my freedom.
Posted by: Theodore at February 10, 2023 10:51 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 10, 2023 10:52 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2023 10:48 PM
They like being their own boss??
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 10:52 PM (57gR2)
Posted by: cat facts
Years ago on Redeye Gutfeld had on this guest who was a medical examiner. So, Gutfeld asked him a question about whether there were actually cases where cats ate their dead owners. According to this ME, if you die, your cat will eat you.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2023 10:52 PM (0Htd1)
Had a motorcycle cover for my touring bike campouts, called it my "shroud of touring"
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 10, 2023 10:52 PM (k5OSW)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 10, 2023 10:52 PM (V66kM)
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 10, 2023 10:53 PM (iJZ+o)
Tomorrow, they will be equal and thereafter (for a while) the increase in the day length will shift toward the mornings. That is from day to day, sunrise will shift earlier more than sunset shifts later.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz)
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Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 10, 2023 10:53 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 10, 2023 10:53 PM (J00IM)
I may be the opposite of you. I was re-hired at my old job a few months ago and already I miss my freedom.
Posted by: Theodore at February 10, 2023 10:51 PM (pGonq)
thank you. Mostest sincerelist. The celebratory alcohol may be having a pleasant effect.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2023 10:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Piper at February 10, 2023 10:55 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Sharon
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Soon I hope!
I need recoil therapy.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 10, 2023 10:56 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 10, 2023 10:48 PM (Mzdiz)
I am astounded. With a BAC > legal.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2023 10:56 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Apu He/Him/Fuck/You at February 10, 2023 10:56 PM (Clf7v)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 10, 2023 10:57 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Traditional Novdu Friday Night Fish Fry at February 10, 2023 10:57 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * angry Monkey at February 10, 2023 10:57 PM (uzHz3)
Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 10:57 PM (3byMq)
The Giver
Hunger Games
Children of Men
Logan's Run
and on and on...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2023 10:59 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 11:00 PM (3byMq)
Meglio Stasera
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=paWt-vWYbyU
Posted by: Guy Gaudois at February 10, 2023 11:01 PM (Mzdiz)
The Giver
Hunger Games
Children of Men
Logan's Run
and on and on...
Green Acres.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 10, 2023 11:01 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Greg Brady at February 10, 2023 11:03 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Anal-retentive mechanic at February 10, 2023 11:04 PM (wrJpE)
Mary Tyler Moore's apartment had a sunken grooving area, if you remember.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 10, 2023 11:04 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 10, 2023 11:04 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, with Thoughts at February 10, 2023 11:05 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 10, 2023 11:04 PM (Mzdiz)
148 Guy wasn't in the original Pink Panther, but he was the grooving kind.
Posted by: Miley
Kalles promised for Tuesday
PREPARE
Posted by: Miklos, with kindest Thoughts at February 10, 2023 11:06 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 10, 2023 11:06 PM (qoGsy)
So my recirculating pump is overkill?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2023 11:06 PM (Bd6X8)
Chris Ledoux.... Hair Trigger .44
Not a lot of folks have ever heard this.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 10, 2023 11:07 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2023 11:08 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 10, 2023 11:08 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 10, 2023 11:09 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius
Will also rain, so saves me from having to power wash the tzampotli., and lighting the torches and all the messy stuff.
Which is Traditional.
Posted by: Miklos the Mayanist at February 10, 2023 11:09 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 10, 2023 11:10 PM (J00IM)
I've always heard doing a proper job of washing a tzampotli was fairly difficult. You have to have a head for it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2023 11:11 PM (Bd6X8)
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just use a terry towel, wipe off the drippings and wring them back into the bowl
Posted by: Braenyard at February 10, 2023 11:11 PM (+kxsn)
Another term for a sunken area like that was "conversation pit".
It used to be considered a sign of high sophistication for a floor plan to have multiple levels. Only boring rubes had a single level. The urbane sophisticate had multiple levels.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 10, 2023 11:12 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Wonderful news Count de Monet and Jewells!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 10, 2023 11:12 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 11:12 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 11:12 PM (pr44U)
If its another Pooh-balloon err...why haven't they said so?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2023 11:13 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: PabloD at February 10, 2023 10:35 PM (56oEv)
Amen! God is delivering.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 10, 2023 11:14 PM (VM2QA)
That's great news, indeed. God is good.
Posted by: Flyover at February 10, 2023 11:14 PM (Rbu5d)
It used to be considered a sign of high sophistication for a floor plan to have multiple levels. Only boring rubes had a single level. The urbane sophisticate had multiple levels.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 10, 2023 11:12 PM (Mzdiz)
Then they got older and broke a hip. That hip place of theirs was no longer so hip.
Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2023 11:15 PM (emlEe)
So I will sign off.
Have a good night.
Sweet Dreams.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 10, 2023 11:15 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I just recline and let my People handle it.
https://tinyurl.com/ye2xjfjh
Posted by: Miklos, who0 speaks Just Enough Mayan at February 10, 2023 11:17 PM (2hexI)
https://youtu.be/W3_iOWjnhUY
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 10, 2023 10:43 PM (63Dwl)
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Played that, and a little further down I got lost in Marilyn McCoo singing "One less egg to fry" with the Fifth Dimension. She has an outstanding voice in a great Burt Bacharach (RIP) song.
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 10, 2023 11:17 PM (nAWIP)
Posted by: 2023 at February 10, 2023 11:20 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 10, 2023 11:08 PM (Bd6X
Wonderful news Count de Monet and Jewells!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 10, 2023 11:12 PM (qoGsy)
Amen! God is delivering.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 10, 2023 11:14 PM (VM2QA)
That's great news, indeed. God is good.
Posted by: Flyover at February 10, 2023 11:14 PM (Rbu5d)
All The Time!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2023 11:20 PM (4I/2K)
I laid up with my second shot and hit a nice wedge up in the middle of the green for my third. I then heard a rousing round of applause from the parade crowd lining the road. I tipped my hat, as is custom. I then proceeded to miss my birdy putt to an audible "awww" from my gallery. Par wasn't bad for me.
Posted by: Javems at February 10, 2023 11:21 PM (AmoqO)
God is so great, and so are the Horde's powerful prayers.
This place has been keeping me sane since 2009 while I burned through savings and depression. I be back into Counting Da Money again!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2023 10:31 PM (4I/2K)
Congratulations, Count!
Posted by: Flyover at February 10, 2023 11:21 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Zettai
Marmite is Australia's answer to Sweden.
Not a very good one, either.
Posted by: pre-Antipodean Miklos at February 10, 2023 11:22 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2023 11:15 PM (emlEe)
I love loft apartments. The sense of open space is just kind of fantastic. I have had two so far. One was fantastic. Had skylights in the loft that just let in a shitload of light and made the apartment feel so open. Straight staircase, everything was good even though it was a fairly narrow apartment.
Then there was the other one. It had to be the oddest layout of any apartment I have ever lived in. The bedroom was literally about twice the size of the living room. The loft was very small and the ... way to get up there was not so much a staircase as it was a ladder. Narrowest, shortest steps you can imagine. I did not have ajax, but there is no way in hell he would have been able to get up there. It was a very odd layout. Had the best water pressure of any apartment I have ever had, though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2023 11:22 PM (CsVWE)
God is so great, and so are the Horde's powerful prayers.
This place has been keeping me sane since 2009 while I burned through savings and depression. I be back into Counting Da Money again!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2023 10:31 PM (4I/2K)
Congratulations, Count!
Posted by: Flyover at February 10, 2023 11:21 PM (Rbu5d)
$100...$200...ah ah aaah.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 10, 2023 11:23 PM (VM2QA)
Posted by: Miklos likes healings, and has been Healed hisself at February 10, 2023 11:23 PM (2hexI)
Not a very good one, either.
Posted by: pre-Antipodean Miklos at February 10, 2023 11:22 PM
In Australia, it's Vegemite...
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 11:24 PM (qoM3/)
Posted by: Flyover at February 10, 2023 11:21 PM (Rbu5d)
Thank you and thanks, everybody. I've celebrated hard and can't hang out here longer. Winken, Blinken and Nod are summoning me. Good night!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 10, 2023 11:24 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Count de Monet
You joined the State Department?
Posted by: Miklos hopes for a Misunderstanding at February 10, 2023 11:26 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 10, 2023 11:26 PM (nAWIP)
Posted by: gourmand du jour remembers at February 10, 2023 11:26 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: THe Miklosian Foundation for Cleansing with Fire at February 10, 2023 11:27 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 11:29 PM (qoM3/)
Posted by: 2023 at February 10, 2023 11:29 PM (Xrfse)
Miklos apparently learned nothing from Men at Work. Back to the goulash mines with him.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 10, 2023 11:29 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 10, 2023 11:29 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: J.J. Evans at February 10, 2023 11:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 10, 2023 10:39 PM (KFhLj)
I assume it should be a not quite perfect hexagon or circle?
Posted by: GWB at February 10, 2023 11:30 PM (x9f9L)
Posted by: Guy with his dick stuck in robotic mouth at February 10, 2023 11:30 PM (F6Xpw)
Marmite tastes like arse...
Vegemite tastes like diseased arse...
Kalles is somehow worse, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 11:30 PM (qoM3/)
Posted by: Zettai
Pimiento cheese
Underwood Deviled Ham
Posted by: Miklos begs to differ at February 10, 2023 11:31 PM (2hexI)
Earlier today there was conversation about
Battery car v Gas car continue or not. Idea that *they* would do something along the supply chain to create a planned obsolescence.
Later, from Reuters:
33 members of Congress call on Hyundai to cut ties with child labor suppliers
-Reuters reported that at least four major auto parts suppliers in Alabama for Hyundai and Kia have used child labor recently,
and state and federal investigators are looking into whether children were employed at up to six suppliers.
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Posted by: Braenyard at February 10, 2023 11:33 PM (+kxsn)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Ha!
Goulash pots
Not mines
Pots
Little do the foreigners know
Posted by: Miklos has a bogracs and is not afraid to use it at February 10, 2023 11:33 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 10, 2023 11:33 PM (mCh4j)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 10, 2023 11:33 PM (k+C2q)
I take a whole head of garlic, chop the top off of it, drizzle with some olive oil. Bake at 375 for 20-30 minutes. Let it cool and squeeze the individual garlic cloves on to crackers, or a baguette.
Pair with a good pinot noire.
It's good for what ails ya.
Posted by: gourmand du jour remembers at February 10, 2023 11:34 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 11:34 PM (qoM3/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
It is roughly triangular in shape.
Posted by: Miklos assumes maleness at February 10, 2023 11:35 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 10, 2023 11:35 PM (OCHYI)
Port wine cheese spread!
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Ima hafta call Yankee here....
Posted by: Miklos feels sorry for You People at February 10, 2023 11:36 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 11:37 PM (qoM3/)
Preferably by Monday.
Posted by: Miklos fels a loosening of the Bonds at February 10, 2023 11:39 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 10, 2023 11:40 PM (+kxsn)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 10, 2023 10:49 PM (Y+l9t)
If you're gonna drive up, SiD, let me know and we can convoy from Richmond, maybe.
Posted by: GWB at February 10, 2023 11:40 PM (x9f9L)
It's an Upper Midwestern thing. Hated the stuff when I was young, but quite tasty as an adult. And I have had a green wax paper wrapped pimento cheese sandwich at Augusta. So there's that.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 10, 2023 11:41 PM (k+C2q)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 10, 2023 11:40 PM
I have questions...
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 11:42 PM (qoM3/)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 10, 2023 11:43 PM (+kxsn)
When my jaw was broken some years ago, I was able to get my steak fix via an ordinary blender...
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 11:44 PM (qoM3/)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 10, 2023 11:44 PM (k+C2q)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Sekrit Recipe included
https://tinyurl.com/2p8fm7un
Posted by: Because Mikos is not only a Helper, but a Second Helping Helper at February 10, 2023 11:45 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 11:12 PM (3byMq)
You could hear the hellacious wind on the video. His airspeed was much higher than 0 while sitting still.
Posted by: GWB at February 10, 2023 11:45 PM (x9f9L)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 10, 2023 11:46 PM (k+C2q)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 11:47 PM (qoM3/)
Posted by: GWB
Darleen can get damn near airborne after Red Beans and Rice Mondays
Posted by: Miklos cooks it, so can't complain at February 10, 2023 11:47 PM (2hexI)
Blender might be the way to go. The blades on the one's I looked at didn't look like they'd last.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 10, 2023 11:47 PM (+kxsn)
It used to be considered a sign of high sophistication for a floor plan to have multiple levels. Only boring rubes had a single level. The urbane sophisticate had multiple levels.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 10, 2023 11:12 PM (Mzdiz)
Then they got older and broke a hip. That hip place of theirs was no longer so hip.
Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2023 11:15 PM (emlEe)
This is why I laugh at the dippy people with their tiny houses, complete with loft beds accessible via a ladder.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 11:49 PM (llON8)
A British Rail stewardess / hostess once gave me an outstanding hummer in the first class facility. Never could get her to go out after that though. Damn it.
Posted by: Dirty Frank at February 10, 2023 11:49 PM (Clf7v)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 10, 2023 11:46 PM (k+C2q)
I would never do such a thing to my shoes or to any wood. OK, maybe pressure treated.
Posted by: GWB at February 10, 2023 11:50 PM (x9f9L)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 10, 2023 11:50 PM (+kxsn)
Posted by: Zettai
Pimiento cheese
Underwood Deviled Ham
Posted by: Miklos begs to differ at February 10, 2023 11:31 PM (2hexI)
Underwood Chicken Spread is awesome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2023 11:50 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Dirty Frank
MIND THE GAP
Posted by: Miklos assumes she had Brit Teeth (none) at February 10, 2023 11:51 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: GWB
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Sure, that would be right on my way to Manassas.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 10, 2023 11:51 PM (aBJcM)
Imma see how long that blender will hold up.
Posted by: Braenyard
As I recall, Jack LaLanne said all you need is an ordinary kitchen chair.
Posted by: Miklos has fits at February 10, 2023 11:53 PM (2hexI)
There is quite a tale of intrigue and villainy around the Pimento cheese concession at the Masters.
People getting butt hurt and ass mad at each other over it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 10, 2023 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)
I am told it was still in use c. 1940.
Posted by: Miklos has Stories at February 10, 2023 11:58 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 12:03 AM (+kxsn)
Fiesler Storch was late 30s with less power...that one could hover into a headwind. I am not surprised something built lighter with more power 80 years later would surpass it.
Posted by: azjaeger at February 11, 2023 12:04 AM (3/XaG)
And they lived on opposite sides of the county.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 12:05 AM (+kxsn)
The Fieseler Fi 154 Storch's stall speed was 31 kts...
It's secret was its fixed leading edge root extension that ran the entire length of the wing...
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 12:07 AM (57gR2)
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 12:09 AM (57gR2)
Posted by: Zettai
I was Regional Middleweight Champ that year, you was out of shape.
Posted by: Joe "The Blender" Lohocski at February 11, 2023 12:09 AM (2hexI)
haha I missed that entirely. Guess I turned the volume to Joe Biden whisper levels. Okay.
Posted by: micky at February 11, 2023 12:09 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: screaming in digital
Better hurry; before they change the name to Xenassas !
Posted by: JT at February 11, 2023 12:11 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Change trains for Bull Run at Manassas at February 11, 2023 12:12 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Zettai at February 10, 2023 11:29 PM (qoM3/)
Braunschwager, Leberpostej I suppose
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2023 12:13 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2023 12:14 AM (+M3be)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I was a Webelo first.
That should count for something.
Posted by: Miklos with two Fingered Salute at February 11, 2023 12:16 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at February 11, 2023 12:17 AM (tM5h4)
Posted by: Miklosian Culinary Theorists say at February 11, 2023 12:18 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2023 12:21 AM (emlEe)
That should count for something.
Posted by: Miklos
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Do the Cub Scouts still exist?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2023 12:21 AM (48u4S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2023 12:23 AM (48u4S)
Underwood Deviled Ham
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 12:23 AM (+kxsn)
This is why I laugh at the dippy people with their tiny houses, complete with loft beds accessible via a ladder.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 11:49 PM (llON
I would rather live in a yurt at that point.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2023 12:24 AM (VwHCD)
You have forgotten Pepper Jack Cheese infused with Bacon Bits....
Sold in the high country of Commiefornia somewhere around Bishop
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 11, 2023 12:25 AM (J00IM)
I wasn't paying the least attention and was thinking 'wow that fucker just jumped straight up and flew' like a cat with extreme jumping skills might show his servants before allowing them to feed him some cheese spread.
Posted by: micky at February 11, 2023 12:25 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: JT at February 11, 2023 12:25 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I think they identify as Brownies now.
No wait....
Posted by: Miklos thinks this can't be right at February 11, 2023 12:27 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:28 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
So.
Armour Potted Meat, with aspirations to Underwood Deviled Ham.
That 15 cents per can adds up.
Posted by: Miklos note sthat Spam and Armour Treet are Not the Same at February 11, 2023 12:29 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2023 12:30 AM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 11, 2023 12:30 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:31 AM (bW8dp)
We are pot meat, the Grandmothers are talk, the Grandfathers are drink, the Youth are dance and make happy.
Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at February 11, 2023 12:32 AM (2hexI)
You besmirch the Brownies??
Posted by: Nightwatch
I may have besmirched one Brownie, but it was Expunged.
Posted by: Innocent Lil' Miklos at February 11, 2023 12:34 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I assume every tiny house owner wanted a hip downtown loft, but couldn't afford it.
So they kept the "tiny" and the "horribly inconvenient," and ditched the "hip location," so they could afford it.
Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2023 12:35 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 11:49 PM (llON
I would rather live in a yurt at that point.
Posted by: Berserker
----
With a dinner table, that converts to tub! Clever!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2023 12:35 AM (yMEwp)
Kirby claiming object because, well, er, um then completely jammed up tight after just saying they did flybys.
Pilots couldn't have relayed a general description? Nonsense.
Posted by: micky at February 11, 2023 12:35 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 12:36 AM (sgEV0)
Posted by: Official Novdu Informations
But not too happy, lest they make more youths, and we not not have enough pot meat.
Posted by: Official Novdu Footnotes at February 11, 2023 12:37 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Hmmmm
My Dad has a bitchin' set of tools
Posted by: Miklos Spicoli at February 11, 2023 12:37 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: JT at February 11, 2023 12:38 AM (T4tVD)
They could probably get a series or two out of Mike's backstory. It's clear he's seen some shit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:38 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Official Novdu Footnotes
What you think all Talkings and Drinkings about?
Posted by: Official Novdu Demographic Informations at February 11, 2023 12:39 AM (2hexI)
Went after the Boy Scouts AND the Girl Scouts a decade ago.
That is their doctrine.
They followed up with the TRANNY onslaught which we still have to deal with to this day.
Make no delusions...this is their plan...Destroy AMERICA...pure and simple.
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 11, 2023 12:39 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:40 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Dirty Frank
MIND THE GAP
Posted by: Miklos assumes she had Brit Teeth
------
Between the platform and station...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 11, 2023 12:40 AM (+ldAm)
You besmirch the Brownies??
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 11, 2023 12:30 AM (J00IM)
Well... eating a Brownie will get you on the Sexual Predator List.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 11, 2023 12:41 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:40 AM
Mon estomac...
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 12:42 AM (sgEV0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:42 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 11, 2023 12:39 AM (J00IM)
And they somehow think they will be the ones in the lifeboats, when things sink.
Yeah... I'll be on deck, with a rifle.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 11, 2023 12:42 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:40 AM
> Mon estomac...
Also, it repels Frenchmen as well as some other vermin.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:42 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Best by 7/4/2058
Posted by: Miklos sees Advantages at February 11, 2023 12:43 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 11, 2023 12:43 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 11, 2023 12:44 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Romeo13
Putting pot in them is frowned upon, also.
Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2023 12:44 AM (P1f+c)
Not if it's one of the brownies from Scottish mythology. Most of those fairy critters are hundreds of years old.
Paraphrase from one of the Ringo/Correia MHI collaborations: "How was I supposed to know she was only fifty? She looked eighty, anyway!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:44 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: MAxIE at February 11, 2023 12:45 AM (twxj3)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
There is Easier
Posted by: Soap at February 11, 2023 12:45 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 12:45 AM (sgEV0)
Large-scale night artillery fire on JBER here. I can easily hear it from my location.
Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:46 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Zettai
I got used to the taste of lipstick.
Posted by: Miklos, who has put up with some stuff girls do at February 11, 2023 12:47 AM (2hexI)
Some build super light airframes, some just throw on tons of power (if yr not familiar with Mike Patey on YouTube go look him up)
Landing record around 9ft takeoff 11. So you're down and up again in the length of the plane.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 12:47 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: probably not Dexter Holland at February 11, 2023 12:47 AM (P1f+c)
Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:46 AM (bW8dp)
Here its all gang stuff... Central Calif is in the middle of a gang war between the 'new' Immigrants... and older immigrants.
New Hispanic gangs vs Old Hispanic gangs vs the Mong.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 11, 2023 12:47 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Miklos, who has put up with some stuff girls do at February 11, 2023 12:47 AM (2hexI)
It's long been a mystery to me why makeup doesn't have "taste" as a bullet point. Do women enjoy the sight of their men hacking like a cat with a hairball? Because most of that shit tastes nasty.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:48 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Romeo13
Then it's already too late.
Posted by: probably not Dexter Holland at February 11, 2023 12:47 AM (P1f+c)
Yeah, there's a reason the front of the house, is brick.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 11, 2023 12:48 AM (oHd/0)
Setting out under the Orange Tree with my FAV Semi-Auto chamb'd in special Saber 40 SMW...cause it is the weekend in my hood and the creatures be crawlin
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 11, 2023 12:49 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: JEM
So, a pogo stick that can stay airborne. I'll get my airsick bag.
Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2023 12:49 AM (P1f+c)
New Hispanic gangs vs Old Hispanic gangs vs the Mong.
Posted by: Romeo13
Darwinian "deportations"
Posted by: Miklos, trusting his Loyal Mayan and Albanian Tzampotli Guards at February 11, 2023 12:49 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:50 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Romeo13
Tell them to stop.
They could shoot somebody's eye out!
Posted by: Ralphie's Mom at February 11, 2023 12:51 AM (2hexI)
So my recirculating pump is overkill?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I would think the constant on/off cycle would burn out the pump.
Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2023 12:51 AM (P1f+c)
I usually prefer provolone in sandwiches, and you can get away with the mexican blend for chili, but there are times only the Kraft singles of my childhood will do.
Oh and I've got a bunch of lettuce need to get something crumbly...
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 12:52 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: mikeski
Ford had a brake light switch that would rupture and burn down the car.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 12:53 AM (8erNz)
Yep. It's like the way Icelanders still crave the taste of shark buried in the sand on the beach and left to ferment for several months.
Stuff you ate when you were a little kid sticks with you, even if it would knock a buzzard off a gut wagon if you first encounter it as an adult.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:54 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: JEM
The toe fungus ads are right over there....
Posted by: Unkind Miklos at February 11, 2023 12:54 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
In the Burning Times, I shall eat well thanks to Chef Boyardee
Posted by: Miklos is a canned ravioli gourmand at February 11, 2023 12:56 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: nerdygirl
A fanatical devotion to not blowing Harvey Weinstein?
Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2023 12:59 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 11, 2023 01:01 AM (a4EWo)
As for the magic work of Ettore Boiardi, make sure you have a can opener and power for the microwave.
It isn't good but it's edible especially with a little more seasoning thrown in.
Need a food thread discussion of cheap shit easily fixed.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 01:02 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Miklos is happy party starts at February 11, 2023 01:03 AM (2hexI)
Over at the DM right now, there's a story about dope fiends in Portland, OR buying pallets of bottled water with EBT cards, then dumping the water for the bottle deposit cash to buy dope...
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 01:03 AM (/+wY7)
Lips that touch anything labelled a 'food product' shall never touch mine!
Posted by: Zettai
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What do you mix the RoTel tomatoes with when you make cheese dip?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 01:03 AM (+kxsn)
Excellent choice. Has enough salt in it that it will never, ever go bad. Like the old school Royal Navy salted beef, where they'd tow it in a net in the ocean for a while so it would be less salty.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 01:04 AM (bW8dp)
Uh-oh, "Spaghetti-Os!" bet they're nasty. Haven't had in decades. Do they still make it?
Space Food Sticks (not me, bro loved 'em) Gross.
Fizzies -- taken off market. Contained carcinogenic "cyclamates"
LOL
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2023 01:04 AM (o0Fxd)
Need a food thread discussion of cheap shit easily fixed.
Posted by: JEM
Cavender's Greek Seasoning (from Arkansas).
Posted by: Miklosian Easy Fixes at February 11, 2023 01:04 AM (2hexI)
@JackPosobiec 19m
UPDATE: The Veritas board's action details include that James O'Keefe will be on leave for at least 2 weeks, and that he cannot speak publicly about the situation
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2023 01:05 AM (XF9Gj)
I suspect many would, alas. But many have also unlocked a key to a source of bucks many of would have never thought existed.
They'd just have to blow the Instagram and YouTube bigs.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 01:05 AM (8erNz)
The cheapest tasty meal I know of is:
1) Kraft Mac and Cheese (or "Kraft Dinner" if you're Canadian... consumer laws must've been very lax in Canada back in the day)
2) Browned hamburger with salt, pepper, garlic powder. Maybe some basil and onion powder if you have those.
That's it. Dirt cheap, fast to make.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 01:06 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: JEM
It still makes the best grilled cheese
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2023 01:07 AM (XF9Gj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I hope he busts them with an undercover sting
Posted by: Miklos would laugh and laugh at February 11, 2023 01:07 AM (2hexI)
COVID was born from a "Wet Market" where people bought BATS to eat for their evening meal...
81 million people in the United States voted for Joe Biden...
Fun Facts...
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 11, 2023 01:09 AM (J00IM)
Hadn't eaten those things since I was a kid.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 01:09 AM (+kxsn)
Posted by: JEM
It still makes the best grilled cheese
Posted by: weft cut-loop
ja
Ein Work of der Sandwich Art
Ein Kraftwerk
Posted by: Dieter, also monkey likes at February 11, 2023 01:09 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 01:09 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Miklos would laugh and laugh at February 11, 2023 01:07 AM
He should have Hannah Giles along!
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 01:10 AM (4R1TU)
That's it. Dirt cheap, fast to make.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 01:06 AM (bW8dp)
Add extra cheese and a splash of b-b-q sauce. Quickie chili mac 'n cheese.
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2023 01:11 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: davidt at February 10, 2023 10:20 PM (SYTee)
Objection! Not a tire iron; it's a 4-way wheel wrench. Tire irons are like spoons on long handles, intended to pry the tire off the rim, and to pry it back on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 01:11 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: JEM
Close
Needs waitress sauce
Posted by: Senators Kennedy and Dodd at February 11, 2023 01:12 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
3 cubes of frozen caramelized onions, 2 cubes of frozen tomato paste, 1lbs of ground beef, chili/ garlic/ oregano/ onion powder, 1.5 of chicken stock, 1 can of black beans. Bean stew in 45 min.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2023 01:13 AM (XF9Gj)
That's it. Dirt cheap, fast to make.
We're working on the dirt cheap part.
Posted by: Joey Plugs at February 11, 2023 01:13 AM (m+Liq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 12:40 AM (bW8dp)
There is something to be said about food that doesn't disintegrate or rot in the cabin over the winter. Some canned goods fit that bill. You can can your own or purchase it. Pilot Bread, peanut butter, squeeze cheese, vienna sausages, etc.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 11, 2023 01:15 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Could he speak privately to someone he didn't know was a reporter?
Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2023 01:15 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Zettai
*Hanna laughs, cuddles, asks for more champagne and Spaghettios from Uncle Miklos*
Posted by: Better Options at February 11, 2023 01:15 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 01:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55KeubTnssU
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 01:16 AM (4R1TU)
Goop. It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 11, 2023 01:17 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I might try that but 'cubes' as in ice cube tray?
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 01:18 AM (m+Liq)
JQ, I used to love Fizzies!
Congrats to the Count on the job and to dear Jewells for her good check up today. All is right within the Horde.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 11, 2023 01:18 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 01:19 AM (+kxsn)
Pour over pasta.
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2023 01:21 AM (o0Fxd)
Did you hear about that kid who ate a whole pack of Pop Rocks and then drank a Pepsi?
Posted by: Tales of Miklosian youth at February 11, 2023 01:21 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 11:12 PM (3byMq)
I am guessing lots of engine, plus taking off directly into a stiff wind.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 01:21 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: JEM
Yes. I make a batch of caramelized onions in a slow-cooker overnight, and spoon them into an ice cube tray. Slice them thin, and just need a tablespoon of oil and a little salt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2023 01:22 AM (XF9Gj)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 01:23 AM (+kxsn)
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 01:24 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2023 01:25 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I put chili into an ice cube tray, freeze.
Two cubes-chili dog
Five cubes-Chili Cheese omelette, like at the Camellia Grill in Nawlins.
Posted by: On rare occasions, Miklos Plans Ahead at February 11, 2023 01:25 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2023 01:22 AM (XF9Gj)
That's a really good idea. I feel dumb for not having thought of it. Especially since I make stock and freeze it in cubes.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 11, 2023 01:26 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: the Cats at February 11, 2023 01:27 AM (2hexI)
I miss not the food of my youth, but I would love to eat again at the chow hall at Fort Leonard Wood!
My most enduring memory of BT is how utterly and perpetually hungry I was during those months...
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 01:27 AM (mD/Xk)
Objection! Not a tire iron; it's a 4-way wheel wrench. Tire irons are like spoons on long handles, intended to pry the tire off the rim, and to pry it back on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 01:11 AM (tkR6S)
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FUN FACT: In China they don't use decadent American tire irons like spoons. They pry the tire off the rim with chopsticks..
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2023 01:27 AM (Qzn2/)
What time is it served?
Posted by: SFGoth at February 11, 2023 01:28 AM (KAi1n)
I ate pretty well as a kid.
But then, I was basically raised in a barn.
Posted by: Miklos, it might be true what they say at February 11, 2023 01:29 AM (2hexI)
Shasta Pop was cheaper and came in dozens of flavors-- Each of us kids got to choose 12 cans for summer holiday weekends (Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day). Mom took us to a store that had great selection, mix n match single cans.
I remember we had to punch holes in the cans, no pull-tabs yet.
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2023 01:29 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The average STOL plane is something like a Husky, Super Cub, Carbon Cub whatever.
Then you get into the real specialty shit with screaming tuned turbo Rotax or etc engines in an airframe two guys could carry across the airfield.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 01:30 AM (m+Liq)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 11, 2023 01:28 AM (KAi1n)
When we get tired of eating grilled salmon.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 11, 2023 01:31 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2023 01:31 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 11, 2023 01:32 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 11, 2023 01:28 AM (KAi1n)
When we get tired of eating grilled salmon.
Posted by: tcn in AK
There might be quite a wait, Sir.
Posted by: Maitre d'Miklos at February 11, 2023 01:32 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2023 01:31 AM (VwHCD)
Well, tonight we had shrimp scampi. because I had a bunch of Prince William Sound shrimpies in the freezer.
Who cooks for you?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 11, 2023 01:32 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: nerdygirl
A fanatical devotion to not blowing Harvey Weinstein?
Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2023 12:59 AM (P1f+c)
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If that's the qualification then I will excel at being a social media influencer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2023 01:34 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: irongrampa
Any American 7 year old who wouldn't eat that needs to be deported back to wherever the hell their mama came from.
Posted by: Miklos was not a Picky Eater at February 11, 2023 01:35 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 11, 2023 01:32 AM (KATBx)
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And knowing your pasta dish is prepared in 200-gallon stainless steel vats is just the icing on the cake.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2023 01:36 AM (Qzn2/)
I wonder how many people are left who actually know how to change a tire manually. That is, take an old tire off the rim and put a new one one.
I can do that. And do do that. Damn thorns when I last mowed big time, and I had to do it several times.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 11, 2023 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)
I've seen this info before. Although I can't (atm) wrap my lazy mind around the mechanics of these equations, I have been living this. My morning walks with the madcap Malinois have been some beautiful sunrises, but they've not been getting earlier as swiftly as our sunset walks have been getting later. Looking forward to earlier mornings now.
BTW, speaking astrognomically, I walked out just at moonrise tonight. The great white orb resting right on the horizon looked big and bright as if it were full.
Or maybe it was a weather balloon.
Posted by: mindful webworker - look! up in the sky! at February 11, 2023 01:37 AM (gL/LV)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 10, 2023 10:39 PM
Rian Johnson is responsible for The Last Jedi which features Luke Skywalker milking the alien lizard-cow.
I know this solely from RLM, as the last cent I spent on Star Wars was on Episode I.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 11, 2023 01:37 AM (xttsV)
I possessed the coveted 'underweight' tag in BT which entitled the bearer to unlimited food in the chow hall -- Most of my brothers in arms were on restricted portions!
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 01:37 AM (0XykJ)
If you have bike tools you have tire irons seven inches long. These days often plastic.
Now imagine something 18 inches long and 3/4in round steel mashed flat at one end.
I have a few, never done a tire with one but they're a useful prying tool.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 01:37 AM (m+Liq)
Posted by: Cicero
MURICA!
Posted by: Miklos uses the 200 gallon vat for Other Purposes these days at February 11, 2023 01:38 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2023 01:39 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2023 01:39 AM (o0Fxd)
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We considered ourselves lucky when we got a can from a batch where a worker had fallen in the vat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2023 01:40 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Cicero
You could write a book about that.
Posted by: Upton Sinclair at February 11, 2023 01:42 AM (2hexI)
I need to arse myself over there when they stock the freezer tomorrow.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 01:42 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 11, 2023 01:42 AM (a4EWo)
Well, tonight we had shrimp scampi. because I had a bunch of Prince William Sound shrimpies in the freezer.
Who cooks for you?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 11, 2023 01:32 AM (LOVUx)
Either me or Mrs B, but mostly her. I do the more simple stuff. I do breakfasts, she does dinners. I'm more of a short order cook. The snack, breakfast, lunch and munchie dude.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2023 01:42 AM (VwHCD)
Use a little less water, a lot less salt, and throw all the ingredients in the saucepan together, the noodles, the water, the salt, the cheese dust, the milk, and the butter. Add in some grated real cheese if you have it. Bring to a boil, reduce heat, and simmer until the pasta is tender, meanwhile stirring constantly. Result is pretty darned close to real home-made baked mac and cheese, with a very creamy texture.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 01:43 AM (tkR6S)
We avoided that tiny white lump of fat in the pork n beans. Guess it's the very minimum amount of "pork" required, or they'd have to call it just "beans"
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2023 01:43 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 01:44 AM (+kxsn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 11, 2023 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)
I did a mess of them a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 01:44 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 11, 2023 01:44 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Cicero
MURICA!
Posted by: Miklos
I was gonna say it sounds positively naval.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 01:45 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Cooked over rendered seal blubber?
Mmmmmmm
Posted by: Miklos knows the Secrets at February 11, 2023 01:45 AM (2hexI)
Now imagine something 18 inches long and 3/4in round steel mashed flat at one end.
I have a few, never done a tire with one but they're a useful prying tool.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 01:37 AM (m+Liq)
We call the big suckers tire spoons at the shop. very rarely do I use them, because we have a tire machine. I used to do harley tires with the 7 inch metal tire irons. yeah, it blew ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2023 01:46 AM (VwHCD)
yep...
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 11, 2023 01:47 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: irongrampa
Out of Respect for IG, I will say only
Egéségetekre!
Posted by: Miklos can make real goulash at February 11, 2023 01:48 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 01:49 AM (+kxsn)
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2023 01:49 AM (o0Fxd)
My Daddy taught me all about changing tires. And big truck tires with multi-piece rims (we even had an old truck with the true suicide rims -- he wouldn't let me any where near those. When he was going to inflate it the first time, he made me get to safe distance).
Anyway, tire hammers. I learned all about those. When it was time to change a tire, Daddy would grab that hammer and say, "This old hammer, that killed John Henry."
I say that I ever time I pick up that tire hammer now myself.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 11, 2023 01:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2023 01:51 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Braenyard
I read that in a Hank Kimball voice.
Well, not the Hank Kimball voice like over in Pixley....
Posted by: County Agent Miklos at February 11, 2023 01:53 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 01:49 AM (+kxsn)
That would work! The tires I did here in AJ a few weeks ago, all 15" radials of various sizes, up to 31" off-road tires, I used two flat steel pry bars, and a big screwdriver, and a small crowbar. I have an antique manual bead breaker here.
At home, I have a Coats 10/10 air-operated tire machine. Luxury.
And I did the ether trick to bead one of the tires.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 01:53 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 11, 2023 01:51 AM (Mzdiz)
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I hear ya, man. Now do Pelosi.
Posted by: David DePape at February 11, 2023 01:53 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 01:54 AM (+kxsn)
Come to think of it, all the tires on my car replacing.
I reckon Publius can re-tread 'em too.
Posted by: Miklos might ask for a small favor at February 11, 2023 01:57 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 11, 2023 01:57 AM (tkvCl)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 11, 2023 01:58 AM (J00IM)
I'm remembering. One of the suicide rims on that old truck did explode. And luckily while it was on the truck, and while I was driving it. It was an old Chevy C-70, c. 1967 or so.
There have been several two-piece rims, but only one or two types were the true suicide rims. These had to be put together just right. If they got out of alignment, they would indeed explode on inflation.
When this one exploded, it was due to rust. The little lip that held it together had rusted, and lost structural integrity.
The truck had been sitting under the shed for about a year, and we got it out. I had pumped up all the tires, and drove it down the road. BOOM! It was the right inside rear. It blew one half of the rim off and wrapped it around the rear box springs. This was Pucker Factor.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 11, 2023 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Lyndon Baines Miklos at February 11, 2023 01:59 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 11, 2023 01:59 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 02:00 AM (+kxsn)
(flame away, whatever)
Posted by: JQ
___
Here's a recipe:
https://www.hungryhuy.com/spam-musubi/
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 11, 2023 02:00 AM (tkvCl)
I have tire shops.
I could see wanting a tire machine but that would lead to a balancer and while I can do a good alignment usually with a trammel bar and a measuring tape I don't trust myself to get a balance out of a bubble balancer.
So decent spin balancer and adapters...and I'm out of room and wife is staring daggers at the credit card statement.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 02:01 AM (8erNz)
One stellar breakfast stands out, it was reconstituted prunes, powdered OJ diced dehydrated potatoes and powdered eggs. Edible wasn't under consideration.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 11, 2023 02:01 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: publius
Hear from Insom lately?
Posted by: Miklos asks logical Questions at February 11, 2023 02:01 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 01:54 AM (+kxsn)
I did all ten wheels, plus a spare, for a Studebaker US6. 20" truck tires on 3-piece rims. Bust off the old crusty tires, sandblast and paint the rims and lock rings, after grinding out any divots on the lock rings and rim parts. New flaps, new tubes, new tires. Not having an inflation cage, I put two loops of heavy chain through the holes in the wheels, and around the tires, and secured with clevises, so if the lock ring failed, the chain would catch it. And I used an air hose with a locking tire chuck, so i could control the air remotely, while standing a few yards away. Not one lick of trouble.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 02:02 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2023 02:02 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 11, 2023 02:02 AM (tkvCl)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 11, 2023 02:03 AM (tkvCl)
https://tinyurl.com/mrxp9rt6
Posted by: Lyndon Baines Miklos
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FoMoCo was pissed at LBJ. They gave him Lincolns to drive. He would drive drive guests around the ranch in them and tear them up. Ford got tired of giving him new Lincolns.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 02:04 AM (+kxsn)
https://www.hungryhuy.com/spam-musubi/
Posted by: SMH
I am somewhat shocked to realize that I have every single item needed right here.
Posted by: Miklos might need to try this, having no better use for the Emergency Spam at February 11, 2023 02:04 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 11, 2023 02:06 AM (J00IM)
Unless you're doing a purist restoration and can have them thoroughly reconditioned they don't belong anywhere. I'd guess they can be welded. Not aware of any shop that would mount tires on them as original.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 02:06 AM (8erNz)
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We have like 50+ cans of spam as part of our emergency supplies, as well as a lot of rice.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 11, 2023 02:07 AM (tkvCl)
Re changing tires. I learned a life lesson back in the late '80s about "making it look easy". I was in my late teens or early 20s, some time around there.
In town, SImpsonville and the other one Ft. Inn, there were a couple of tire places. Both had service trucks, that would fix tires on the road, and even ag tires out in the field. Had service trucks and all that.
There was a little guy, no more than 5' 2" or so. He was the best damned tire man you ever saw. I was in awe of his skill.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 11, 2023 02:08 AM (Mzdiz)
I could see wanting a tire machine but that would lead to a balancer and while I can do a good alignment usually with a trammel bar and a measuring tape I don't trust myself to get a balance out of a bubble balancer.
So decent spin balancer and adapters...and I'm out of room and wife is staring daggers at the credit card statement.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2023 02:01 AM (8erNz)
We started using the balance beads at the one shop. It almost looks like sugar. Damn things are amazing. They adjust over time as the tire wears and keeps it in balance during the life of the tire. Little bit of a bitch getting them in through the valve stem, but with the squeeze bottle they kinda go right in. The customers love them. Not sure if they make it for car tires, but if anything you probably just use more than a motorcycle tire uses. Its a few ounces of beads in a harley tire.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2023 02:10 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH
"Deplorable Cookbook-Foxhole Cuisine for the Burning Times" Edition
#twoweeks
Posted by: Miklos, Chef a l'Outrance at February 11, 2023 02:12 AM (2hexI)
This is the honest truth. That little tire guy was so good, that those two competing tire places would each fight over him. One would hire him, then the other's business would suffer, and the other would hire him back at more pay.
They soon realized that was a losing proposition. So they colluded. They both hired him. They went in cahoots on a service truck. They put a removable plaque thing on the side, where the name of either tire place could be swapped and put on.
The little tire guy was on call for both of them in that truck. The problem was he'd sometimes forget who was supposed to be working for on a given call and wouldn't flip the sign right.
That was just a minor problem. A time or two he messed up the billing and gave the customer the wrong place to pay. They didn't care, 'cause those errors would average out over the long run.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 11, 2023 02:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JEM
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Tires are so much better today. Flats are rare, blowouts even more rare and they last so much longer. I remember a barefoot kid stepping on the tin from a hot patch.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 02:12 AM (+kxsn)
Posted by: publius
So
Like Boeing
Posted by: Miklos, understands at February 11, 2023 02:14 AM (2hexI)
Can you still get hot patch kits?
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2023 02:17 AM (o0Fxd)
>Stir in a couple of tbl spoons of mustard, chopped onions and top with cheese. Practically gourmet.
The mustard adds another dimension.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2023 02:19 AM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: 15 Minute Gender Change Clinics of America at February 11, 2023 02:20 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Lyndon Baines Miklos
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Berserker will explain suicide shifter/clutches.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2023 02:21 AM (yMEwp)
The mustard adds another dimension.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Your folks never lent us any Grey Poupon.
Never
Posted by: That White Trash Miklos Fambly down the road at February 11, 2023 02:22 AM (2hexI)
I wonder if the EV drivers will realize that the cost of operating their car is about to go up 17.5%?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2023 02:23 AM (yMEwp)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 11, 2023 02:23 AM (KATBx)
SMH, I am doing fine thanks, and you?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 11, 2023 02:24 AM (a4EWo)
I too need a Grooving Area. With a lava lamp, a couple of incense altars, and a quadrophonic stereo playing Iron Butterfly and Procol Harum.
Posted by: Arbalest at February 11, 2023 02:24 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Miklos wishes dreams of proper Goulash at February 11, 2023 02:25 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 02:25 AM (+kxsn)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 11, 2023 02:25 AM (tkvCl)
Posted by: Arbalest
Problem (maybe)-
It comes with Chicks who Don't Shave
Posted by: Miklos wishes to note at February 11, 2023 02:26 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2023 02:21 AM (yMEwp)
I won't ride them. If a bike comes in that has that we make the owner test drive it when we're done. The original setup was good, the pedal was a rocker/pendulum type thing, you press it forward and the spring kept the pedal locked, and the shifter was on a shift gate on the gas tank. Chuckleheads would mount a lever directly on the trans, and remove the rocker pedal and replace it with a regular pedal like a car, so it no longer locks, and then you have to reach behind you for the shift lever. Yeah, its suicide, hence the name.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2023 02:28 AM (VwHCD)
"It comes with Chicks who Don't Shave"
Well, usually, those can be found in van conversions. But ys, care is needed.
Posted by: Arbalest at February 11, 2023 02:29 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I don't think EV drivers realize much.
Posted by: Miklos guesses no at February 11, 2023 02:29 AM (2hexI)
I've seen that little tire guy (he's dead now, Jim) work. He made it look easy, like child's play. His service truck had a big B&S powered two-stage air compressor on the back. Big ass air jacks, and big ass 1" drive impact wrenches.
He had a flunky that rode with him. The flunky's job was to hand him tools. One time, we had him out for a rear tractor tire job out in the field. Daddy and I were going to help him. We realized that we'd just hinder, not help. Best to step out of the way, and let him do it.
Imagine a loaded F-750 grain truck with a flat inside rear tire. That little guy could change that in 20 mins.
He used a long handle tire hammer. Me, and Daddy either, couldn't handle a long handle tire hammer. With the long handle, you can get more force, but your control has got to be perfect, or you'll just beat up the rim.
The little tire guy had perfect control. He'd jump when he swing. He take that big hammer and swing back it over his head. He'd jump in the air and come down with a big grunt, "Uhhhhh!". That hammer would hit and just the right place, and that bead would break and move.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 11, 2023 02:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Arbalest
Not down by the river here
Well maybe a couple
Posted by: Miklos, airbrush artist and shag carpet installer at February 11, 2023 02:33 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Braenyard
Sorry
Which was fresh off the boat?
Posted by: Miklos, unclear on many concepts at February 11, 2023 02:35 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Arbalest at February 11, 2023 02:35 AM (FlRtG)
The Little Tire Guy was indeed the John Henry of tire hammers.
He would make changing a 20" truck tire look like child's play. One swing of the hammer, boom, bead was broken down. Flunky flips the tire over, another swing and the other bead is broken. Then flunky hands him the tire tools. Brief blur, the rim is apart and the tube and liner are out. Another blur and the tube is patched.
Another blur and the rim is back together.
Try that yourself, and you realize, damn that Little Tire Guy is the Greatest Tire Man of All Time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 11, 2023 02:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius
Sounds like me and Darleen that First Time.
Posted by: Miklos, misty water colored memories at February 11, 2023 02:37 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 11, 2023 02:37 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 02:38 AM (+kxsn)
Posted by: Arbalest
This guy Knows Things.
Posted by: Miklos, respecting Expertise gained at February 11, 2023 02:38 AM (2hexI)
If Mrs. Duke were still alive, she needs to run down a few people.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 11, 2023 02:39 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 02:39 AM (+kxsn)
Their "donuts" would've made CBD happy, probably would've been better with butter, salt & pepper than anything else. Ugh.
Or maybe I was just a baka gaijin
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2023 02:40 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
They might have More and Better
Posted by: Miklos, women pay more attention sometimes at February 11, 2023 02:40 AM (2hexI)
Vintage NAIR short shorts commercial:
https://tinyurl.com/y3xkcod9
I remember those. It inspired...thoughts. Naughty thoughts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 11, 2023 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius,
Old age, experience and a shit-ton of money....
Posted by: Miklos, not a Dukie hisself at February 11, 2023 02:42 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: raimondo at February 11, 2023 02:44 AM (k1iN5)
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2023 02:46 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: yep at February 11, 2023 02:49 AM (6WBZp)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at February 11, 2023 02:50 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Miklos is not proud at February 11, 2023 02:52 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Arbalest at February 11, 2023 02:52 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Arbalest
for some reason, that reminded me of this-
https://tinyurl.com/5n7p3tj7
Posted by: Prof. Miklos has found the Cure at February 11, 2023 02:57 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 11, 2023 03:12 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 11, 2023 03:12 AM (KAi1n)
He socks himself, but uses Miklos' hash to do it. Very tricksy, is our raimondo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 03:18 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2023 03:19 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2023 03:22 AM (xhxe8)
Went to web site, registered to bid (free), and tried to bid on a Plasma cutter. Site won't accept my bid, gives a "bid undefined" error message. Made help desk request.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 03:23 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Miklos notes that the "on tap" was craeted another Respected Hordarian at February 11, 2023 03:30 AM (2hexI)
So
Not Hooters
Posted by: Miklos thinks auctions kinda work there too, in a way at February 11, 2023 03:33 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Ciampino - what a maroon at February 11, 2023 03:36 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 03:41 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Miklos admits that this one is tough at February 11, 2023 03:42 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2023 04:04 AM (o0Fxd)
AND GOOD LUCK. HERE===========)>www.jobsrevenue.comPosted by: Arthur Herrmann at February 11, 2023 12:58 PM (JDWa+)
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 11, 2023 06:37 PM (ET4ax)
wanted about this subject and didn't know who to ask.
vacation on gozo
Posted by: vacation on gozo at February 25, 2023 04:04 PM (YUJ0f)
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