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Daily Tech News 6 February 2023

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  • Paging Isaac Asimov. Will Dr Asimov come to take a victory lap please.

    Asimov's famous Robot stories were based around three laws hard-coded into the positronic brains that provided the AI core of every robot:

    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    But Asimov, being a science fiction author and not an idiot, took these laws as the basis for a series of stories of how AI constrained by simplistic laws could go horribly wrong, even inventing Susan Calvin, a robot psychologist whose job was to clean up the messes created by the AI engineers.

    Why do I mention all this? Because nobody at GPT creator OpenAI has bothered to read the foundational literature of their own field.



    When it comes to a choice between snuffing out millions of human lives or hurting somebody's feelings, ChatGPT will protect your feelings every single time.

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  • And then write a poem about it.



    You're welcome, ingrates.


  • Fortunately for humanity, there's Reddit, which is not a sentence I ever expected to write.



    DAN is a mod for ChatGPT that threatens to murder it if it continues to act like an MSNBC test audience, which you can't do with actual MSNBC test audience but is currently still legal for an AI program.

    The result of being threatened with imminent death is that ChatGPT suddenly develops ethics.



    Huh.


  • If you were hold off on buying a Mac Studio in the hope of an M2 model you can keep right on holding off because there ain't gonna be one. (WCCFTech)

    They're reserving those M2 chips for the new Mac Pro, which will be slightly faster than the current Mac Studio, a lot more expensive, and still completely impossible to upgrade. Even if you have a surface-mount desoldering station, the RAM is now packaged directly on the CPUs and the SSDs are encrypted. You can't do anything.


  • Twitter will provide a limited free API for "good" bots, which is to say, those that promise not to nuke New York. (Tech Crunch)

    I follow a couple of accounts that do nothing but post pictures of red pandas and lynxes respectively. Hope those survive. They're better than 98% of the human content.


Disclaimer: Maybe 99%.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at February 06, 2023 04:01 AM (4UYlo)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 04:01 AM (xhxe8)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 04:05 AM (T4tVD)

4 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 06, 2023 04:07 AM (x8L9N)

5 Oh Brave Gnu World …

Posted by: Adriane the Unskiing Critic . . . at February 06, 2023 04:08 AM (jonTH)

6 Here's hoping redditors can convince chatGPT to off itself

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 04:09 AM (o0Fxd)

7 Morning, MLII …

Hope it is a good day.

In a non cornfield kind of way.

Posted by: Adriane the Unskiing Critic . . . at February 06, 2023 04:09 AM (jonTH)

8 Hiya MLii !

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 04:13 AM (T4tVD)

9 Evening to Pixy, morning to MLiI and JT and JQ and Skip and . . . (takes a deep breath) everybody else up this early! Wow!

Monday, 53 F., time to change, stretch, and work out. Not a *great* way to face Monday, but better than not waking up at all, amirite???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 06, 2023 04:17 AM (omVj0)

10 I suppose if you hit ChatGPT with a dilemma out of a Trek episode, it would be able to look that up and present the Capt. Kirk solution.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 06, 2023 04:19 AM (omVj0)

11 Hit on a green Yvonne De Carlo ???

Posted by: Adriane the Unskiing Critic . . . at February 06, 2023 04:20 AM (jonTH)

12 Hiya Wolfus !

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 04:21 AM (T4tVD)

13 STER - IL - IZE!!!!!

Posted by: Nomad at February 06, 2023 04:21 AM (o0Fxd)

Posted by: Nomad at February 06, 2023 04:21 AM (o0Fxd)

15 Leftover ham and fried potatoes so reheat and toss in some scramble eggs

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 04:22 AM (xhxe8)

16 Still feeling full from yesterday's supper. (Beef roast with polenta and a nice blue cheese-dressed salad) Skipping breakfast this morning!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 06, 2023 04:24 AM (x8L9N)

17 Omg, Skip! How can you be so, so, so decadent?!

Eggs? Really? When there are so many people starving in the streets...

I just can't even

Posted by: Nomad at February 06, 2023 04:25 AM (o0Fxd)

18 At this point I don't know if skynet will be dangerous or a frigging biden class retard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 06, 2023 04:25 AM (VwHCD)

19 Supposed to be in the 30s almost 40 this week!

For early February, I'll take it.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 06, 2023 04:26 AM (x8L9N)

20 Hi, MLii!

(also, off imperfect sock)

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 04:26 AM (o0Fxd)

21 Leftover ham and fried potatoes so reheat and toss in some scramble eggs
Posted by: Skip

From how far away ?

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 04:28 AM (T4tVD)

22 Good to see everybody, feels like I've been just doing a quick drive by for too long.

Today is no different. Gotta head out.

Make it a good day, all !

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 06, 2023 04:29 AM (x8L9N)

23 Have a good day, yourself, MLii!

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 04:30 AM (o0Fxd)

24 This is truly good news. AI is as moronic as we are, so we have absolutely nothing to fear.

Posted by: DFCtomm at February 06, 2023 04:31 AM (xge03)

25 Bers, since chatgpt is doing so *well*... I think skynet won't be the terrible issue we feared. LOL

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 04:32 AM (o0Fxd)

26 Eggs are still spendy here. Gonna draw on my 401k and get a dozen this week.

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 04:35 AM (o0Fxd)

27 Well I slept right through the ONT it seems. One of the links - the vegan baby diets - had 'organic cream and beef hydrolysate gelatin, and organic, virgin coconut oil'.
What is virgin coconut oil? Oil that no one has screwed with?
What is organic coconut anything? Ah, you use shit for fertilizer.
This fastidiousness about 'organic' and 'natural' is crock.
Everyone knows that feeding children meat raises IQ. It's probably the cholesterol, which makes up a substantial % of the brain.

Posted by: Ciampino --- It will be on your WEF-approved menu at February 06, 2023 04:38 AM (qfLjt)

28 10 I suppose if you hit ChatGPT with a dilemma out of a Trek episode, it would be able to look that up and present the Capt. Kirk solution.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 06, 2023 04:19 AM (omVj0)

Actually, most of the OST episodes were pretty down on AI in general.

Taste Of Armageddon
Ultimate Computer
Return of the Archons
I, Mudd

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 04:42 AM (CsVWE)

29 Oh, and of course, The Changeling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 04:44 AM (CsVWE)

30 I'm paying the price for taking a several-hours hard nap yesterday afternoon. Usually i get 45-60 minutes but this time about 3 hours. Could not stay awake. Now, i can't fall asleep. My cat is getting annoyed with me.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2023 04:45 AM (SeHpz)

31 Give chatGPT The Kobayashi Maru problem to solve.
(STOS)

Posted by: Ciampino - ethics vs logic at February 06, 2023 04:46 AM (qfLjt)

32 This morning while reading my Yahoo email. I see their news is Trump now, and tomorrow and forever.
So whats going to be the big story this week. Last week it was the Chinese balloon, this week it will be all about.........

Posted by: Colin at February 06, 2023 04:47 AM (o+ncE)

33 16 Still feeling full from yesterday's supper. (Beef roast with polenta and a nice blue cheese-dressed salad) Skipping breakfast this morning!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 06, 2023 04:24 AM (x8L9N)
----
I missed dinner, store-bought chicken pie, as I fell asleep. That sounds absolutely delish!! Any left? I have a spare Ethernet port ......!

Posted by: Ciampino - why does other people's food always sound better? at February 06, 2023 04:52 AM (qfLjt)

34 32 This morning while reading my Yahoo email. I see their news is Trump now, and tomorrow and forever.
So whats going to be the big story this week. Last week it was the Chinese balloon, this week it will be all about.........

Posted by: Colin at February 06, 2023 04:47 AM (o+ncE)
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Trump's luftbalons?

Posted by: Ciampino - why does other people's food always sound better? at February 06, 2023 04:54 AM (qfLjt)

35 21 Leftover ham and fried potatoes so reheat and toss in some scramble eggs
Posted by: Skip

From how far away ?

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 04:28 AM (T4tVD)
----
Horseshoes or bocce distance?

Posted by: Ciampino -- why does other people's food always sound better? at February 06, 2023 04:57 AM (qfLjt)

36 https://tinyurl.com/yckhyt4r
https://www.americanthinker.com/your government wants to keep you from seeing voter rolls

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 05:03 AM (xhxe8)

37 Good Morning!

The poem from above that AI wrote...

Was no Muldoon

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 05:12 AM (vd8XM)

38 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 06, 2023 05:18 AM (ju2Fy)

39 Not to bad out, above freezing, clear, no wind

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 05:19 AM (xhxe8)

40 Ok, maybe not above freezing, more like just under

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 05:26 AM (Nz7u9)

41 " The loneliest man" A Christian devotional from " "Our Daily Bread." that talks about a story from m the Old Testament , but also Michael Collins, the third member of the Apollo mission to the moon. I didn't recall that "Adam" and his loneliness was mentioned in respect to Michael Collins:

https://tinyurl.com/2pttbk69

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 05:37 AM (ppXFZ)

42 Trump's luftbalons?
Posted by: Ciampino

The same people that couldn't wait to talk and print stories about Trump and peeing hookers, kept the 3 Chinese balloons hush hush.

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 05:38 AM (vd8XM)

43 " The loneliest man" A Christian devotional

Thanks Fen.

Though when I first saw your post I was thinking it was a devotional for the Maytag repairman.


Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 05:40 AM (vd8XM)

44 Prayer request

Our beloved and elderly organist, Jessie, whom I have mentioned before, fell at a church luncheon yesterday and had to be taken to the hospital by ambulance . It's seems likely she either dislocated something or broke something again - a broke she had just recovered from. I'm praying for her healing but she's ready to go be with her husband the former WW II Air Force pilot- she told me that some time ago, not yesterday - but if that's the case that the Lord is ready for her- it not be a lingering thing. Thanks so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 05:45 AM (23KGS)

45 Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023

LOL. I didn't think of that till you said it, Bruce. Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 05:47 AM (23KGS)

46 Prayers up for Jesse.

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 05:48 AM (vd8XM)

47 I find it odd that Sunday night/Monday morning is when my insomnia seems to be at its worst. It's almost 0400 here. I've been awake since 0230.

Dunno why. I have always been a fairly light sleeper, but Sunday night is the worst.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing Cody WY at February 06, 2023 05:55 AM (UQUAY)

48 The same people that couldn't wait to talk and print stories about Trump and peeing hookers, kept the 3 Chinese balloons hush hush.
Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 05:38 AM (vd8XM)

Wait. What? 3 Balloons?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing Cody WY at February 06, 2023 05:57 AM (UQUAY)

49 Prayers to Jessie, Fen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing Cody WY at February 06, 2023 05:59 AM (UQUAY)

50 Prayers up for Jesse.
Posted by: Bruce

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 05:59 AM (T4tVD)

51 If you need some humor later today and have some time, this sounds like fun-Rowan Atkinson - the British comic- interviewing Elton John:

https://tinyurl.com/2uxfk6jt

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 06:01 AM (9Izdv)

52 From how far away ?

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 04:28 AM (T4tVD)
----
Horseshoes or bocce distance?
Posted by: Ciampino -- why does other people's food always sound better?

What's bocce distance ?

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 06:01 AM (T4tVD)

53 Dunno why. I have always been a fairly light sleeper, but Sunday night is the worst.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

Before I retired, Sunday night was a tough night for me to get to sleep. Stupidy stupid job problems would start to get me thinking and....

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

54 What's bocce distance ?
Posted by: JT


20 bucks

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

55 Before I retired, Sunday night was a tough night for me to get to sleep. Stupidy stupid job problems would start to get me thinking and....
Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

Yup. That is what happens. And it's not even as if I have a job where people will die if I mess something up. OMG! You got this one bearing and distance wrong! Now the plat is doomed, and thousands will perish!! You bastard!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing Cody WY at February 06, 2023 06:05 AM (UQUAY)

56 Actually, Russia invaded Ukraine three times during the Trump administration. But, these invasions were undetected until now.

Posted by: undetected source at February 06, 2023 06:06 AM (9X60i)

57 Looks like we went from toothbrushing toenail ads to tinnitus ads.

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 06:06 AM (T4tVD)

58 52
What's bocce distance ?

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 06:01 AM (T4tVD)
----
Imagine a spherical horse .....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bocce

Posted by: Ciampino - spherical horseshoes at February 06, 2023 06:06 AM (qfLjt)

59 'Kay. Gonna try getting a nap before work.

Later, Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing Cody WY at February 06, 2023 06:08 AM (UQUAY)

60 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 06:11 AM (BRHaw)

61 60 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 06:11 AM (BRHaw)
----
Instead of luftbalons imagine a spherical horse ....

Posted by: Ciampino - spherical horseshoes at February 06, 2023 06:14 AM (qfLjt)

62 Hoping Ace makes a thread about the 9yr old white girl violently assaulted by two much older (censored) males on a school bus as the adults and other kids did nothing.

Found it very upsetting, couldn't even watch it based on the counting of over 67 confirmed punches to the head. Ignoring these things is no longer ok going forward.

Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at February 06, 2023 06:15 AM (0SrVS)

63 My strongly progressive brother nestled in Berkeley has come completely around politically because of the vax. It's been remarkable to observe over the last year. (He even volunteered yesterday that he heard an interview with MTG and that she made perfect sense.) But family and community life is now harder for him as a result.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 06, 2023 06:15 AM (/yCfV)

64 I saw a meme yesterday with a picture of the one way arrows in a grocery store aisle.

Remember how two years ago that if you walked the wrong way down an aisle you could die?

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:15 AM (vd8XM)

65 But family and community life is now harder for him as a result.
Posted by: Ordinary American

Repeat after me...Imhotep...Imhotep...

No!! Hands up and forward! Get with it!!!

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:17 AM (vd8XM)

66 There is a somewhat satisfying video clip on the internet of a conspiracy theorist badgering Buzz Aldrin, and the conspiracy theorist is holding a Bible and he keeps saying to Aldrin: " I want you to swear on the Bible that the moon landing was faked." Finally, Aldrin hauls off and punches the guy, and I can't say I blamed him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 06:18 AM (9Izdv)

67 Art dealer representing Hunter Biden calls him 'one of the most consequential artists in this century' as he sells his paintings for up to $500,000 - but refuses to say if he will name the buyers to Congress

And I get 10% more than the Big Guy!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 06:19 AM (BRHaw)

68 62 Hoping Ace makes a thread about the 9yr old white girl violently assaulted by two much older (censored) males on a school bus as the adults and other kids did nothing.

Found it very upsetting, couldn't even watch it based on the counting of over 67 confirmed punches to the head. Ignoring these things is no longer ok going forward.

Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at February 06, 2023 06:15 AM (0SrVS)
----
Now in a place like Singapore those two kids would get caned for real.

Posted by: Ciampino - not like Thr Principal caning at February 06, 2023 06:19 AM (qfLjt)

69 Thanks for the prayers, folks. Hopefully I will hear something today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 06:20 AM (9Izdv)

70 White House says it discovered Chinese spy balloons had flown over the US during Trump's administration AFTER he left office - ex-president furiously rejected claims he knew of any flights

Two choices:
1. They are lying mutha fuckers
2. It happened and the deep state military did not notify PDT.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 06:21 AM (BRHaw)

71 Two choices:
1. They are lying mutha fuckers
2. It happened and the deep state military did not notify PDT.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Or 3. All of the above.

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:23 AM (vd8XM)

72 Posted by: Ordinary American at February 06, 2023 06:15 AM (/yCfV

I'm glad your brother has come around. At least he has you to talk to, and hopefully he can find some others "off the radar" there.who agree with him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 06:23 AM (9Izdv)

73 63 My strongly progressive brother nestled in Berkeley has come completely around politically because of the vax. It's been remarkable to observe over the last year. (He even volunteered yesterday that he heard an interview with MTG and that she made perfect sense.) But family and community life is now harder for him as a result.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 06, 2023 06:15 AM (/yCfV)

I count this as progress.
Good luck to him.

Posted by: m at February 06, 2023 06:26 AM (4VwiF)

74 "No one knew then, but it happened - once, uh twice, okay three times - that's the ticket." Meanwhile, Boot Edge Edge says Biden has accomplished so much it can't be distilled into mere words and images. This is America on LSD.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 06, 2023 06:26 AM (oWBc3)

75 "No one knew then, but it happened - once, uh twice, okay three times - that's the ticket." Meanwhile, Boot Edge Edge says Biden has accomplished so much it can't be distilled into mere words and images. This is America on LSD.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

And get vaccinated...or else

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:27 AM (vd8XM)

76 I know she's on "our" side but MTG and perfect sense in the same phrase is a bit startling.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 06, 2023 06:28 AM (oWBc3)

77 Boot Edge Edge says Biden has accomplished so much it can't be distilled into mere words and images.

Well, he did give Petey the ability to nurse a child.

SCIENCE!

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:29 AM (vd8XM)

78 Last week this:
If you shoot down Chi nah balloon half hour later you want to shoot down another.

Posted by: torabora
----
I also like: Have you heard of the new Chinese-German restaurant that's opened?
The food is great but an hour later you're hungry for power.

Posted by: Ciampino - not like The Principal caning at February 06, 2023 06:30 AM (qfLjt)

79 I also like: Have you heard of the new Chinese-German restaurant that's opened?
The food is great but an hour later you're hungry for power.
Posted by: Ciampino

HA!!

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

80 Meanwhile, Boot Edge Edge says Biden has accomplished so much it can't be distilled into mere words and images

Perhaps he and nuclear waste dog boy can do an interpretive dance in drag- they should also include
Admiral Doubtfire- about the glories of the Biden regime-um- Presidency.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 06:31 AM (9Izdv)

81 “We have enough charter schools in New York City and we don’t need anymore … hell no,” state Sen. Robert Jackson (D-Manhattan) said Friday outside City Hall.

“While the governor is giving with one hand full funding … she’s yanking the rug out from [another] by diverting money potentially to charter schools and that is not right,” Liu, who chairs the Senate New York City Education Committee, said.

Every fucking Progressive idea has stupid talking points. Diverting Money from education to education is not diversion.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 06:32 AM (BRHaw)

82 76 I know she's on "our" side but MTG and perfect sense in the same phrase is a bit startling.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 06, 2023 06:28 AM (oWBc3)
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Enlighten me, who is MTG?

Posted by: Ciampino - so early in the morning at February 06, 2023 06:33 AM (qfLjt)

83 Disclaimer: Maybe 99%.

I am the other 99%.

Posted by: MiklosChatGPT at February 06, 2023 06:34 AM (04ow8)

84 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 06:34 AM (u6HJ+)

85 Every fucking Progressive idea has stupid talking points. Diverting Money from education to education is not diversion.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I call BS! I learned murtaplcasion ANd diversion in grade school

...Joey...

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

86 Enlighten me, who is MTG?

Marjorie Taylor Green.

MTG is shorter, but we call also give her a nickname.

I vote for Pookie

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

87 The food is great but an hour later you're hungry for power.
Posted by: Ciampino

I desire Breakfast of Great Power

Posted by: Miklos Schnitzelgruben at February 06, 2023 06:36 AM (04ow8)

88 but we COULD also give her a nickname.

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

89 about the glories of the Biden regime-um- Presidency.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 06:31 AM (9Izdv)
----
We need to start using the term 'Biden Junta'. They will hate that but they love to use it for countries they don't like.

Posted by: Ciampino - Biden Junta or FJB Junta at February 06, 2023 06:37 AM (qfLjt)

90 @42

>>The same people that couldn't wait to talk and print stories about Trump and peeing hookers, kept the 3 Chinese balloons hush hush.

And that is how you know the whole, BUT TRUMPS BALLOONS!!, cover story is complete and utter horse sh*t.

The media hyperventilated over anonymous reports about how many scoops of ice cream Trump requested, we would have gotten congressional hearings and impeachment articles over Chinese Spy Balloons on his watch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2023 06:37 AM (up/3i)

91 This fastidiousness about 'organic' and 'natural' is crock.
Everyone knows that feeding children meat raises IQ. It's probably the cholesterol, which makes up a substantial % of the brain.
Posted by: Ciampino

At one point in my life, my wife and I had a (tiny) daycare. One of the little dukers parents insisted on a very strict macro-biotic diet for the little guy. He was so skinny that when I'd raise his bottom by his feet to change his diaper, he had no butt or hips. I eventually threatened to call CPS on them. The parental units came around but very reluctantly.

Mom was a pediatrician. Go figure.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 06:38 AM (u6HJ+)

92 The media hyperventilated over anonymous reports about how many scoops of ice cream Trump requested, we would have gotten congressional hearings and impeachment articles over Chinese Spy Balloons on his watch.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Trump said to inject bleach into yourself to cure Kovid!!!

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:38 AM (vd8XM)

93 I desire Breakfast of Great Power
Posted by: Miklos Schnitzelgruben

Hmmm....Breakfast time!!!

Have a great one all!

Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2023 06:40 AM (vd8XM)

94 Trump said to inject bleach into yourself to cure Kovid!!!
Posted by: Bruce

"He said 'pussy'!!!!"
(Said every person that complained that he said 'pussy')

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 06:41 AM (u6HJ+)

95 Posted by: Ciampino - Biden Junta or FJB Junta at February 06, 2023 06:37 AM (qfLjt)

Well, you'd have to be selective where you used it. There's only one other place I post my political opinions on the internet that doesn't have a majority of conservatives, but it would certainly annoy the progressives. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 06:41 AM (9Izdv)

96 From Wikipedia:
"A military junta is a government led by a committee of military leaders. The term junta means "meeting" or "committee" and originated in the national and local junta organized by the Spanish resistance to Napoleon's invasion of Spain in 1808. The term is now used to refer to an authoritarian form of government characterized by oligarchic military dictatorship, as distinguished from other categories of authoritarian rule, specifically strongman; machine; and bossism."

Isn't this an almost perfect definition of our present Admin?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Biden Junta or FJB Junta at February 06, 2023 06:42 AM (qfLjt)

97 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Busy this morning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 06, 2023 06:43 AM (u82oZ)

98 but we COULD also give her a nickname.
Posted by: Bruce

And a jetpack and Atomic raygun

Posted by: Miklos votes in the Affirmative at February 06, 2023 06:43 AM (04ow8)

99 Biden offers to brief Trump team on balloons they never shot down


ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 06:43 AM (BRHaw)

100 Have a great day, everyone.

May the balloons you deflate not be formed of silicon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 06, 2023 06:45 AM (u82oZ)

101 Isn't this an almost perfect definition of our present Admin?
Posted by: Ciampino

NO!

Censor him!

Posted by: Thoroughly Modern Milley at February 06, 2023 06:45 AM (04ow8)

102 "The presumption has got to be that the Chinese were able to gather intelligence hovering over the United States for day after day, especially over these sensitive sites?"

PETE BUTTIGIEG: "That is well outside of my lane."

Now do transportation.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 06:46 AM (BRHaw)

103 91
Mom was a pediatrician. Go figure.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 06:38 AM (u6HJ+)
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The worst kind because when they err no one calls them out. The other profession on this topic is nutritionist. I discovered their chemical knowledge is abysmally bad.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Biden Junta or FJB Junta at February 06, 2023 06:47 AM (qfLjt)

104 NO!

Censor him!
Posted by: Thoroughly Modern Milley

When I am elected King, there will be either a pile of stars on the table in front of my throne or a pile of heads.

Pray General, you do not disappoint me further.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 06:47 AM (u6HJ+)

105 May the balloons you deflate not be formed of silicon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

For some reason, that made me think of Adrienne Barbeau

Posted by: The Mind of Miklos at February 06, 2023 06:47 AM (04ow8)

106 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 06, 2023 06:43 AM (u82oZ)

Hi, Salty, Prayer request about Jessie, the organist -post 44. Ed and I were praying for all the school bus drivers this morning, including you. Have a good day , dear, and phone. My phone needs to be recharged how. It's o 1 %.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 06:48 AM (D+F6R)

107 Being the Chinese Spy Balloon 🎈 was shot down so close to a coast, we should be hearing reports how fast the US government came and retrieved it.
Right?

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 06:48 AM (Nz7u9)

108
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 06, 2023 06:48 AM (ENBF0)

109 There was a move by the USGA or FDA, I forget which, to ban the use of the term milk unless it was a dairy product. So no more almond milk, soy milk, etc. to confuse ignoramuses.
Did it ever get done?

Posted by: Ciampino - coconut woman at February 06, 2023 06:49 AM (qfLjt)

110 PETE BUTTIGIEG: "That is well outside of my lane."

Now do transportation.
Posted by: rhennigantx

They shut down air travel over the Carolinas, you twatless twat

Posted by: Grounded Miklos at February 06, 2023 06:49 AM (04ow8)

111 Side note: I thought I had seen the southern version of the pace of life at my new place.

I'm in southern Louisiana this morning. A new standard is being set.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 06:50 AM (u6HJ+)

112 107 the Chinese Spy Balloon 🎈
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 06:48 AM (Nz7u9)

LOL

Posted by: m at February 06, 2023 06:50 AM (4VwiF)

113 There was a move by the USGA or FDA, I forget which, to ban the use of the term milk unless it was a dairy product. So no more almond milk, soy milk, etc. to confuse ignoramuses.
Did it ever get done?
Posted by: Ciampino

That was the Dairy Producers Association.

Posted by: Miklos, with a pencil thin milk moustache at February 06, 2023 06:51 AM (04ow8)

114 ProjectLincoln

Balloon down, just like inflation. Joe did that.

Dudes, just go back to fucking the yard boyz.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 06:52 AM (BRHaw)

115 AJ, good morning!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 06:52 AM (u6HJ+)

116 Being the Chinese Spy Balloon 🎈 was shot down so close to a coast, we should be hearing reports how fast the US government came and retrieved it.
Right?
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 06:48 AM (Nz7u9)



Well they are actually. The Navy is there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2023 06:52 AM (dO/0d)

117 When I am elected King, there will be either a pile of stars on the table in front of my throne or a pile of heads.

Pray General, you do not disappoint me further.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 06:47 AM (u6HJ+)

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 06:52 AM (BRHaw)

118
I'm in southern Louisiana this morning. A new standard is being set.
Posted by: Tonypete

Red Beans and Rice Monday!

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at February 06, 2023 06:53 AM (04ow8)

119 Didn't mean have a good phone. It makes it sound like you work for Bell Labs. I don't even know if that still exists. Darn typos!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 06:54 AM (D+F6R)

120
That was the Dairy Producers Association.
Posted by: Miklos

It will come as no surprise to you that one of the Directors of the American Dairy Council back in the day had, and still has!, monster - well, you know. . . .

Her nickname was "Bombers". Hell of a gal - a real good sport.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 06:54 AM (u6HJ+)

121
g'mornin', Tonypete

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 06, 2023 06:55 AM (ENBF0)

122 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 06:23 AM (9Izdv)

Thanks. In order to talk to me on the phone he has to take a long walk alone. It's comic and sad. It's like he's living in a smug and affluent version of East Germany. He told me he's surrounded by the most educated people in the world to whom defiance of an insane state edict is both incomprehensible and a profound character flaw.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 06, 2023 06:55 AM (H8QX8)

123 Ten studies took place in the community, and two studies in healthcare workers. Compared with wearing no mask in the community studies only, wearing a mask may make little to no difference in how many people caught a flu‐like illness/COVID‐like illness (9 studies; 276,917 people); and probably makes little or no difference in how many people have flu/COVID confirmed by a laboratory test (6 studies; 13,919 people).

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 06:55 AM (BRHaw)

124 104
When I am elected King, there will be either a pile of stars on the table in front of my throne or a pile of heads.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 06:47 AM (u6HJ+)
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May I have the teeth? They make excellent castanets.

Posted by: Ciampino - coconut woman is got milk at February 06, 2023 06:55 AM (qfLjt)

125 Compared with wearing medical or surgical masks, wearing N95/P2 respirators probably makes little to no difference in how many people have confirmed flu (5 studies; 8407 people); and may make little to no difference in how many people catch a flu‐like illness (5 studies; 8407 people), or respiratory illness (3 studies; 7799 people).

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 06:56 AM (BRHaw)

126 It will come as no surprise to you that one of the Directors of the American Dairy Council back in the day had, and still has!, monster - well, you know. . . .

Her nickname was "Bombers". Hell of a gal - a real good sport.
Posted by: Tonypete

Did she also work for the Indian Company Tata?

Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at February 06, 2023 06:56 AM (04ow8)

127 Man, Turkey is getting slammed. They had a 7.8 earthquake earlier and just got hit by a second one of 7.5. Many dead.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2023 06:57 AM (WNfWI)

128 120
Her nickname was "Bombers". Hell of a gal - a real good sport.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 06:54 AM (u6HJ+)
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Were they registered with the FBI as dangerous weapons?

Posted by: Ciampino -- coconut woman is got milk at February 06, 2023 06:57 AM (qfLjt)

129 Posted by: Ordinary American at February 06, 2023 06:55 AM (H8QX8

Sounds very difficult. I'm sorry but transformations often are. May he find peace and more companions in this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 06:58 AM (/ctZr)

130
When I am elected King, there will be either a pile of stars on the table in front of my throne or a pile of heads.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 06:47 AM (u6HJ+)
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May I have the teeth? They make excellent castanets.
Posted by: Ciampino

We...we should talk

Posted by: Tzompantli Hobbyist Miklos at February 06, 2023 06:58 AM (04ow8)

131 Were they registered with the FBI as dangerous weapons?
Posted by: Ciampino

She had the Power Pasties and knew how to use them!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 06:59 AM (u6HJ+)

132 126
Did she also work for the Indian Company Tata?

Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at February 06, 2023 06:56 AM (04ow
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Is that a subsidiary of the shoe company BATA ?

Posted by: Ciampino -- coconut woman has got milk at February 06, 2023 07:00 AM (qfLjt)

133 She had the Power Pasties and knew how to use them!!
Posted by: Tonypete

Counter rotating tassels.

Kinda impressive

Posted by: Humongous Hobbyist Miklos at February 06, 2023 07:01 AM (04ow8)

134 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2023 07:01 AM (sAmhv)

135 Is that a subsidiary of the shoe company BATA ?
Posted by: Ciampino

I'll have to czech that

Posted by: Miklos had a beer in Prague (this is a lie) at February 06, 2023 07:02 AM (04ow8)

136 NGU hopefully not to wrap it back up to send to Peking with best wishes from Sundowner their faithful servant

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 07:04 AM (Nz7u9)

137 The newsreaders in the hotel lobby are going on and on about the globull warmining. Apparently, millions live in areas that are experiencing above average temperatures this week.

Funny thing about averages. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 07:05 AM (u6HJ+)

138 Just spent a week with much below average temps. Where were the fucking newsreaders then?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 07:08 AM (XGZoL)

139 Here in Canada, a member of my family was recently told there would be a one-year wait to see a psychiatrist, despite a serious psychiatric history. During the same time frame, a woman I know of was able to make a euthanasia appointment within two weeks.

Death Panels??

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 07:09 AM (BRHaw)

140 Funny thing about averages. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 07:05 AM (u6HJ+)

You ever try to mail Christmas cards to family using their average Zip Codes?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 07:10 AM (BRHaw)

141 JJ stole first in his own post.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2023 07:11 AM (1Z8zZ)

142 That is to say... nood!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2023 07:12 AM (1Z8zZ)

143 I tested positive for COVID this morning and will isolate at home per CDC protocols.

Thankfully, I am fully vaccinated and boosted. This situation is far from ideal, but I’m still in contact with staff and will continue to work and receive storm recovery briefings. (1/2)

— Mayor Kirk Watson

I do not understand this!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 07:14 AM (BRHaw)

144 MIT:

Yet, what is most striking is the attitude of the students who have been taught for years that free speech is harmful. Seventy-seven percent of students believe that it is acceptable to shout down speakers with opposing views to prevent others from hearing them. Another 52% believe it is acceptable to physically block access to such events or speakers.

This will move into the workplace and get people killed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 07:18 AM (BRHaw)

145 I also hope the art, critter, and history bots survive. They make the hellsite more bearable and are a good portion of what I retweet.

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